Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle-Girls

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When I was around a year old my aunt Paula moved in with my mom to help take care of me. My sperm donor was never much of a parent, even then, and between me, her job, and a little sister on the way, she needed the help. To this day, my aunt has been a huge influence on me, both in the things I like and the way I see the world.

One thing that was always a special thing between me and my aunt Paula was toys. She had a job too, but almost every pay day she would try and bring home a new toy for me and, later, my sister. With me it was mostly action figures -- Toxic Avengers, Batman, Ghostbusters, and Ninja Turtles. The thing is, it was never my father who would play with these things with me, it was always her. My aunt Paula was the one who would watch the cartoons with me, see the movies, play and laugh and make the silly sound effects.

What this means is that I grew up in a household where even action figures, arguably one of the more boy-oriented toys around, was something I did with a girl. I know what you're thinking, too: it was all just her humoring a child, a young relative she cared for. Well, maybe, but at the same time it couldn't be said that she'd do the same with my sister and Barbies or other dolls, and even after she stopped staying with us she kept up with many of our joint pastimes on her own.

When the new Ninja Turtles movie came out a few years ago I was indisposed. My aunt, however, was very excited, and went to the theater to see the movie on her own: something I've never known her to do for any other film. As soon as it was available on DVD she rented it and brought it to my parents', and even though I'd read plenty of negative reviews and seen so many people badmouth the film, between the miraculous combination of an innate ability to formulate my own opinions on a subject despite negative press and my aunt's own giddy joy when watching the film, I found it a lot of fun too. As soon as the trailers for the new one came out, her eyes lit up, and for weeks she's been talking excitedly about going to see it.

Tonight, me and my aunt are on our own. We have a handful of cash, and half a tank of gas. We're going to see Ninja Turtles, and gender bias be damned because my aunt will be there in her Michaelangelo snuggie, the happiest person in the audience.

Melanie E.

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