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Well got the house all unpacked and most of everything put away. Maiha and Sam stopped by the new digs to help out. Thankfully they knew where they packed my brains. It seems the girls thought it would be funny to put them in a box marked Yard Tools. That box wound up in the guest bedroom behind the door. Now if they could only find where I packed my sanity I might just be able to get back to writing.
"Maiha put that down. No I don’t need a PPC food slicer. Nice thought for a house warming gift put just a little over the top. And Sam I don’t think the new HOA will approve of me using C4 to mow the yard."
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PPC food slicer and C4 mower.
Wow you're all set now, no need for sanity and is overrated anyway ;)
Glad the moving go well.
Hugs tmf
Glad to hear that!
Glad to hear that you're settling in to your new house and some friends helped with the unpacking of the boxes.
I think Annette packed your sanity though and didn't tell Sam which box it's in! You may want to ask Maiha for a APS unit to help with snow removal and cleaning gutters is you have them. If nothing else it keeps door to door salespeople away, after all a 60 foot tall unit with multiple lasers would be a serious deterrent!
I think
I think it's in the box marked "For Cthulhu". He does rather enjoy devouring some nice chewy delicious human sanity, you know.
Abigail Drew.
Thought about the
I thought about asking for an APS maybe one of the Sword class but the hubby VETOed the idea. Somethiing about getting the needed liciences. They're really picky about CWP's up here.
May the peace and happiness of the Goddess keep and protect you
as always your humble outlaw
Jessie Wolf
True!
And then there is the parking, fuel as well. Maybe a laser to trim the trees and bushes would be a nice house warming gift from Alice then?
"There's no such thing as sanity"
"and that's the sanest fact"
At least Maiha didn't offer to call on 'Kusanagi' to slice the food, or mow the lawn for that matter.
Oh joy!
Whatever you do, don't let Kristine and Kasey start fiddling with the APSs! It's all fun snd games until they send a suit through the neighbor's roof!
And keep Hunter away from the twins, the man is bound to set their hearts aflutter and end up on the end of their close combat blades!
I'm told STFU more times in a day than most people get told in a lifetime
Sanity
Wouldn't that be in the tampon box?
Can't pack away what you don't have!
You lost you sanity long before the move, it was just that no one had the heart to tell you :)
We the willing, led by the unsure. Have been doing so much with so little for so long,
We are now qualified to do anything with nothing.
Sanity?
it is overrated, often times. I just try to roll with things if possible.
opinor ergo sum
Charlotte Van Goethem
C4 is a little over the top
C4 is a little over the top isn't it (Would there even be a yard left??), but it isn't the Irish stuff (bit harder hitting then C4). Glad you found your brains but are you sure you need your sanity? (lost mine and never really looked back ;) ).
L
That's right. C4 is for tree
That's right. C4 is for tree clearing. Napalm is for taking care of the lawn.
I'll get a life when it's proven and substantiated to be better than what I'm currently experiencing.
Either way...
You'll never have to mow the lawn again! Results are guaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaanteeeeeeeeeeeeeeed! Or your money back.
Abigail Drew.
Napalm? Sure it smells good
Napalm? Sure it smells good in the morning but what about the rest of the day?
I'm told STFU more times in a day than most people get told in a lifetime
What's it matter? The lawn
What's it matter? The lawn is taken care of for weeks.
I'll get a life when it's proven and substantiated to be better than what I'm currently experiencing.
Ask Miha or Sam.
They might have Alison or Rachel Hiding it.
"Cortana is watching you!"
Hmmm. C4?
You don't use C4 to mow the yard. You use it for fishing!
C4 is TERRIBLE for fishing.
C4 is TERRIBLE for fishing. Dynamite all the way. Cut off a quarter stick, put in a wet fuse, light it, drop it overboard.
I'll get a life when it's proven and substantiated to be better than what I'm currently experiencing.
How about an RPG?
Will that work?
Probably not. Most of those
Probably not. Most of those are impact fused, which means they'd detonate on top of the water. You need the shock to be IN the water.
I'll get a life when it's proven and substantiated to be better than what I'm currently experiencing.