they found in that craft near Roswell. Reliable reports tell us it's a very lucky thing that some brave scientists were able to study it up close and find the on/off switch. Unfortunately further research on the device was cancelled after all three scientists became pregnant and had to be retired quietly. Locals living in the area insisted that shortly after the craft was discovered, there was a short-lived population explosion in the jackrabbit population. It was claimed to be short-lived because the remaining males died of exhaustion.