A Mathematical Explanation of Virtue

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A Mathematical Explanation of Virtue
in part by Edeyn Hannah Blackeney

  1. Given: Love of money is the root of all evil.
  2. Birka's Theorem: Love of money is a virtue.
  3. Virtue is the root of all evil.
  4. (Virtue)2 = Evil.
  5. Given: Evil is a negative.
  6. Virtue is imaginary.
  7. Given: Imaginary numbers have no real component.
  8. Virtue has no real value.
  9. Given: The absolute value of a complex number (a + bi) is defined as the square root of (a2 + b2).
  10. For an imaginary number (0 + bi), the absolute value equals the principal square root of (b2), which equals the absolute value of b.
  11. Absolute Virtue is both real and positive.
  12. Given: Absolute Virtue is humanly unattainable.
  13. Given: The only positive unattainable number is ∞.
  14. Absolute Virtue equals ∞.
  15. Virtue must equal [( ± ∞) * i].

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