Furball

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John was walking back to his cottage. Man, he wished he hadn't gotten stuck with such a lame codename. Furball? But he hadn't wanted to argue with the MCO since they thought his power was harmless.

He chuckled a bit at that then stopped when he realized he wasn't alone.

Oh great. It was that bunch of jerks that had been making life hell for some of the other freshmen. Looked like it was his turn.

"Oh look, it's Tribble Boy."

He tried to ignore them.

"Man what a lame power, summoning a bunch of harmless furballs."

Ok,. that was enough.

He reached out and called his friends to him.

There were dozens of balls of fur surrounding him and the bullies.

"I think you guys should leave."

"Why? Your tribbles gonna give us a cute overdose?"

"They're not tribbles...."

As he said that, the balls of fur opened their eyes. Eyes which somehow looked menacing. Even as a couple of the bullies started to say something, he continued.

"... tribbles don't have teeth."

At this the furry creatures opened impossibly wide mouths filled with lots of very sharp teeth.

Then the screaming began...

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Brooke Erickson's picture

An appropriate song to go with the story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp2GZ-eed0U

http://lyrics.wikia.com/Frank_Hayes:Little_Fuzzy_Animals

At the time I posted this over on the Crystal Hall forums, I was not aware that some Star trek related game had "Cannibal Tribbles". Nor was I aware of the creatures called "wig-wigs".

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It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world
"Lola", the Kinks

thoes bullies

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha. look like the bullies bit off a little more than they can handle.

Wolf_0.jpg

Who bit, now?

Daphne Xu's picture

Who bit, now?

-- Daphne Xu

Reminds me most of the "Critters" movies.

Really, really bad movies, but with a very fun side to them, especially in the design of the creatures.

with sharp pointy teef!

Melanie E.

Krites!

Sadarsa's picture

LoL apparently we were thinking the same thing....

~Your only Limitation is your Imagination~

Bullies who know what tribbles are

I don't think anyone who knows what a tribble is would be bully material. It just doesn't seem like they would know that kind of reference.

Maybe not. But lots of folks

Brooke Erickson's picture

Maybe not. But lots of folks who aren't bullies would be calling them tribbles. And Furball wouldn't be that happy about it.

Bullies pick up on that sort of thing.

And, as was pointed out by a reader over on Crystal Hall, they are more like wig-wigs.

http://theedgechronicles.wikia.com/wiki/Wig-wigs

Brooke brooke at shadowgard dot com
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Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world
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I know plenty

Of Transphobic bullies who know what Tribbles are. Just because you're an intellectual doesn't mean you cant be an asshole.

Like my BFF Katrine says in a quote she heard,

Nerd culture is just as alpha male as Jock culture, Jock culture is Warrior Jing whereas Nerd Culture is Philospher King.

I know who I am, I am me, and I like me ^^
Transgender, Gamer, Little, Princess, Therian and proud :D

Gaston

Daphne Xu's picture

In his self-promoting villain song, Gaston (Beauty and the Beast) uses "expectorating" for spitting. Not many people know that word.

-- Daphne Xu

Nibble nibble nibble

They are about to discover how it feels to be nibbled to death.