That summer I met my first love. I fell head over heels in love with Philippa. She fell in love with me. As they say, We had fun, we had joy we had seasons in the sun. That really was a lovely summer. We spent every moment we could together. Our hearts thumped. We had picknicks together, we went riding together, we went to concerts together, we popped over to Paris and the Riviera together. And then we were just together. I think just being together with someone I loved was what mattered most to me.
My relationship with my parents was not strained at all. We were perfectly civil to each other whenever we met. That summer my father had custody of me. My friends, or rather acquaintances, called me Pinball since my parents regarded me as the trophy in their fight against each other. Whenever the parent in charge was splashed on the front pages of the tabloids due to some scandal, which happened with depressing regularity, the other swooped in to grab the prize, Why? apart from the win, I never could figure out.
That’s why I suggested a compromise when another storm brewed one August. Instead of bouncing back and forth between them I suggested that I’d go to a boarding school. I took care of everything. I found a Public School that was prepared to accept me. Public School? Hey, this is England and we treasure our quaintness. A Public School is an expensive private school, most often with the students living on-site. The most famous ones, like Eton and Winchester refused me for various reasons. Not that I cared. I preferred not to go to school with my usual crowd, many of whom already went there. The school I found, sorry, it called itself college. For some reason calling a fancy Public Shool a school when it calls itself a college is sacrilegious. Don’t confuse those colleges with universities though. Very confusing but never call one of those colleges a school, never ever. Anyway, I managed to get myself into that school, er college. Having a multibillionaire father might have helped. I later learned that it did. Not that the Headmaster was impressed by my father’s wealth. Most students there had parents that ranged from very rich to filthy rich. No, the reason the Headmaster accepted me was because he pitied me because of my father. My father has got a reputation for being utterly ruthless as well as very rich. He’s not exactly sophisticated either.
No matter the reason. I left for school, sorry college. I had a goodbye with Philippa that had the tears flooding my father’s very big house. Whoever said that parting is such sweet sorrow? The bloke must have been out of his mind! We solemnly promised each other that we’d call, write and then meet again at Christmas. That meant that we were bound to be together again. No way that I or Phillippa would break a solemn promise. To me a promise is sacred. I have never broken a promise or a New Year resolution. Intellectually I know that some people do but I can’t understand that. I counted the minutes until I’d see Philippa again.
There I was. A new boy and not in one of the lower forms. Awkward. Add to that in any Public School sports is central to life. Especially cricket and in this case rugby. To be honest my first word when I started talking wasn’t “wicket”. I had never played cricket. My father had grown up on a council estate so zero interest there. Not that I wasn’t athletic. I was a very good swimmer. Unfortunately those muscles are not as visible as those developed by other sports. Too bad swimming was considered an inferior sport in the college. I was not short but I was rather lean and had soft features and liked my hair long. Then add the fact that my mother was a fanatic “The Goodies” fan so I had been christened Taylor Brooke Timm. Not a good starting point to integrate into a very male society. Oh yes, the college was boys only.
The first month was “interesting”. Then I became a friend of the most unlikely of my fellow students. Robin was a brilliant student. More importantly he was the rising cricket star. He was already the first eleven’s star bowler. Even an untutored spectator like I could appreciate his smooth bowling. Not that Robin was a goody-two-shoes. I detected the same ruthlessness that was so visible in my father’s case. Only Robin was more smooth in that aspect. However, he wasn’t above using underarm bowling if that was necessary to stop the opposing team scoring those last vital points.
Robin was also the school, er college, recluse. He was one of only three students who had a room of his own. Thankfully the college had abandoned the old dormitories some years ago. Still, all other students shared rooms. The one I shared with was civil to me but nothing more. Robin was also one of the students who was there under an assumed name. He was not the only one of course. Even if the college had more of traditional clientele, titled families, old money and all that, rather than Arabian princes or Chinese noveau riche parents. Still, for security reasons some used another name. Robin was one of them.
So, where was I? Right! Robin was a recluse despite having everything going for him. That is until I arrived. Once more I think it was a case of pity. I was bullied for many reasons. My lack of ancestors (ironically the worst bullies were styled “Honourable”), the girly way I looked, my allegedly girly behaviour, my name but most of all because they resented that my billionaire father somehow had bought my way into school, eh college. As I’ve told you that last thing wasn’t true. Father didn’t ever pay. I did that myself. Yes, I personally paid the very high fees. That was part of the deal I had with my parents. I told you that my father was ruthless. What very few people appreciated or even understood was that he was also scrupulously fair. At age six I had come up with a brilliant idea that my father’s company developed and made insanely much money from. I got 1% of the company as compensation. Doesn’t sound much, does it? Well, to tell the truth, at the time it wasn’t. Now? Multiply by many billions of pounds and you see that I was pretty rich all of my own. Then at age ten I discovered that I could borrow money with my shares as collateral. Father set things up so I could make any investment I wanted and gave me a blank check. So what if I lost my money? He clearly stated that that was my headache. As things turned out I made some money. So much that I decided to hide them carefully in Panama, out of sight from the press (and HM Revenue and Customs). I did not wish to feature on lists of world’s wealthiest kids and such. I abhorred the tabloids for good reason. I had been collateral damage in my parents’ fights all too often. As a result my personal wealth was a very well kept secret.
But that wasn’t what I meant to talk about. The subject was Robin, wasn’t it? To resume, Robin was a star in the cricket first XI, a brilliant student, an enigma when it came to his real identity but presumably with very VIP parents and he didn’t take advantage of that but kept away far from the maddening crowd. Until he swooped in to save me from bullying. We became friends. I think I might have been Robin’s first real friend ever. He certainly was mine. Robin was tall and sturdy. Not first XV sturdy but a fine example of the aristocratic English male. Good-looking. Exquisite manners. Could come across as the haughtiest of haughty lords but also be one of the guys and surprisingly the most thoughtful of friends. I had my issues. Robin made allowances for them. Robin patiently listened to me gushing about Philippa for hours and hours. Robin even introduced me to cricket. Soon I even occasionally managed to hit that deadly weapon that is used as a ball in cricket. Robin had great fun at my expense but his laughing was so infectious that I could only join and not be angry.
So while life in college improved immensely I started to worry about Philippa. She was not really keeping her word. She didn’t send as many messages as she’d had promised and the started to get awfully short as well. Well, she was a mere girl so I had to make allowances for her and then we had Christmas coming up when we’d do all those lovely things together, just the two of us again.
On Christmas Eve she sent me a short message and broke up. She had met someone else. Someone that was a real man. An assertive young man that showed her what a sissy wimp I was. Yes, she used exactly those words. That somewhat marred my Christmas. Christmas is otherwise my favourite holiday. My mother and all my father’s other ex-wives always celebrate Christmas together with me and all my half-siblings. Of course Father is not welcome*. Contrary to public wisdom I’m on very good terms with my ex-stepmothers. All of them. And I LOVE my half-siblings. They are so cute and happy. Yes, Christmas is best day of the year. I should have spent New Year with Father but there was some government in Africa that needed browbeating so I went back to college instead. College did really pull out all stops to make New Year as enjoyable for those students that hadn’t gone home or to some friend’s to celebrate. Robin was one of those, to my great joy and sorrow. I realised that Robin’s family life was less rosy than I had imagined.
Too bad I was no good company at the time. I was devastated by being dumped by Philippa. My heart was broken. No, not broken – shattered. Shattered into millions of tiny and very sharp shards. There I thought I had found my soulmate, someone that I could finally completely and utterly connect with and then she had dumped me brutally. Not only dumped but she had BROKEN HER WORD! How could anyone DO a thing like that. Especially to someone you loved, all right, had loved.
I resorted to drugs or more specifically my favourite drug. I had to be very careful. Alcohol could get me expelled. Class A drugs could land me in prison, or could it given my age? No matter, my addiction was something much more dangerous if discovered. I was addicted to Corazón Tenderheart’s soppy romances. Fortunately the boy I shared the room with was away, happily spending the holidays with his loving family.
Then disaster struck. Robin unexpectedly entered my room while I was reading the latest “masterpiece”. I was done for! Robin just looked at what I was reading, smiled indulgently and proceeded to invite me to a game of fives. Robin really was a one-of-a-kind boy! If anything he only grew closer to me over the next few days.
At the strike of midnight those still in college celebrated. There just might have been some alcohol involved. Don’t look at me! I just might have been a bit intoxicated, not only chemically but also from the good feeling towards my fellow inmates at the college. Anyway, I always make a new year resolution but usually I’m a bit more careful with what I promise. This time I resolved to foreswear girls for the entire year. The hurt from Philippa’s betrayal was still deep, incredibly painfully deep. Robin, apparently the only sane person present, tried to stop me. He knew very well that I NEVER broke a promise. He also knew that I would regret what I promised the next day. I did. But I had made a resolution and I was going to stick to it!
After that there were two parallel developments. The warmth that I had detected in Robin the last few days before New Year disappeared. We were still friends but, just for a few days, there had been something more. Something I missed when Robin withdrew it. That also started me to look into myself. I had forsworn girls but I hadn’t forsworn boys. Did I try to tell myself something? Same-sex, platonic, relationships were not unknown in college. Two good reasons – such relationships were both traditional in Public Schools and at the same time acceptance of such relationship was regarded as being proper for a college with some claim to be progressive.
I started to realise that I liked Robin in more ways than I had been aware of. I mean I REALLY liked Robin. Loving Robin would mean not be breaking my promise. I fell for that logic. I let myself be deluded by the thought of loving Robin. That put me in a quandary. I liked having Robin as a friend but it was also sheer torture to spend all that time with someone that I had come to realise I loved and not daring to express my love. Not daring? I was terrified. Nonetheless, the urge became to strong and I confessed my love to him. Robin became very distraught and just told me it was impossible, completely impossible. And then he left but not before I could the tears in his eyes. Was it because I had destroyed our friendship or was it something else? I desperately grabbed that last thought since I to my surprise found out that millions of tiny very sharp shards can be even more shattered.
After three days without Robin my withdrawal symptoms became too strong and I tracked him down by the river. Fortunately at a secluded spot. It was a warmish sunny day, just like one of those magic days I had spent with Philippa last year. I had come to understand how shallow and, to be honest, quite stupid and insipid girl Philippa was but her betrayal still hurt me incredibly. That only made my resolve to have things out with Robin so much stronger. Robin was in every single way superior to Philippa (excluding the breast part). I could not stand to have things unresolved with him. He might hate me but I wanted us to be honest with each other. It took some time but I finally got her to tell me the truth. Her?
Robin was a girl. That’s why my new year resolution had shattered HER. She had fallen for the pathetic boy already the first week but had held back because I had promised myself to someone else but then I had been released and she had intended to tell me all.
At that point we were disturbed by one of the groundskeepers.
- What’s going on here? I heard some very strange noises. Is everything OK?
Robin, in a very commanding voice: Oh, go away Malcolm. I’m fine. No not fine, but nothing that demands your attention. Taylor Brooke and I have some thing to settle, that’s all.
Me: What was that? Why do you order the groundkeepers around?
- Oh, Malcolm is one of the soldiers in Dad’s army.
- Dad’s army. That old sitcom?
- No Taylor, don’t be stupid. I really mean my father's army. His Grace has many old privileges. One is to have a personal army despite being one of Her Majesty’s vassals.
- His Grace?
- My father, the Duke. The Duke that can’t bear the thought that the title would go to a distant relative. The Duke that had me registered at birth as a boy since it was a miracle my mother, that they thought already had entered menopause, had given birth to me and impossible I’d ever have a brother. The Duke that has pushed me to be a boy ever since my birth. A sportsman. Every inch a British aristocrat. Even to the extent that he wants me to take hormones and have surgery. This year I just couldn’t take the pressure one Christmas more and that’s why I stayed here. That book you read, that just confirmed how much I love you. I love them too.
- And will you become a boy, go all the way?
- I don’t know. I truly don’t know. Being a boy is all I know. It’s what my parents want. But it’s such a big step that I hesitate. And then you have to come and complicate things further. You and your stupid New Year resolution. Why did you have to do such an imbecilic thing? WHY? WHY? Why do I have to be what I am, whatever THAT is!
- I think that you are perfect. You are perfect just like you are. You know, when I look at you I see a boy in the uniform of a boys only school …
- College
- College then! I see a boy in the uniform of a boys only college, an amazing boy athlete with very masculine manners. If it looks like a duck, it walks like a duck,,,
I was interrupted by Robin pinning me down on the ground. She smiled and opened her lovely mouth.
- QUACK!
And then he kissed me.
I started to understand Philippa better. It WAS nice to have an assertive boyfriend. Very nice but I also was a firm believer in equality, one of the reasons Philippa had me down a a sissy wimp. I managed to roll over the pair of us so I was on the top.
- QUACK!
Robin had just the time to break out into a lovely smile before I kissed him. Then I remembered Robin’s strong bowling arm. It was only by a fraction of a second that I was able to - duck.
T
* I borrowed the idea of the Christmas celebration from real life, a (distant) relative of Bru's. The relative himself usually goes to Thailand during Christmas.
Comments
Thumping
Since Corazón Tenderheart is very close to me one shouldn't be surprised that the story isn't exactly "mainstream" on this site. I, and I assume CT, hope that you like it anyway.
If it looks like a duck, it walks like a duck,,,
giggles.
Sweet, Sentimental, and Sad
Relationships can end due to long-time separation, so it's no surprise that Philippa broke up with Taylor. I didn't expect the twist involving Robin. Taylor might consider, just this once, breaking his promise to himself. I'm reminded of a radio show: "Always keep your promise to a child, and you deserve everything you get for having made one in the first place."
What would have happened had Taylor's schoolmates learned about the nickname "Pinball"? That might have become his name at school.
It's not a total surprise to have a character in a Thumping Hearts story be addicted to Thumping Hearts stories, perhaps because of the danger of being caught. I don't think this story had the requisite soppiness, though. I think it's harder than it sounds to write a properly soppy story. The title was appropriate, though.
Hmm... the asterisked footnote: is that CT informing us, or ---?
-- Daphne Xu
I'll try to do worse next time
As you said, true soppiness is hard to achieve.
I don't think the name Pinball would have made Taylor's life at college even more interesting. There were so many other things that could be used against him. Then enter Robin and there was a completely different playing field.
But talking abou Public Schools. It's said that Waterloo was won on the playing fields at Eton. This semester was delayed at Eton because the water loos were inundated. Quite a reversal.
Thank you
CT
Thumping Hearts
For some odd reason every time I read the author's name I felt I knew the author. Let's face it, Corazón Tenderheart isn't a name one could forget. Obviously I didn't know him-her and passed the story by. My eyes betrayed me as they kept drifting back to the name every time I dropped back in to BCTS. You know the smell but you can't place it? Maybe it was in the cow lot and you stepped in it? When you get in the PU to go eat lunch the smell is still with you. I finally remembered the author.
Corazon wasn't as gooey, sticky, sicking, yucky this time as her last one. I left my boots at the door anyway. With both being millionaire or billionaire kids they won't be fighting over money when they get married. And Robin, who has to know when she takes over daddy's companies and positions?
Hugs ummmm, CT
Barb
Intelligence is great as long as prejudice and family customs don't get in the way.
Oklahoma born and raised cowgirl
When you get in the...
"...PU to go eat lunch the smell is still with you." Oh, PU!
-- Daphne Xu
A rose is still a rose
even if the smell can be overwhelming for those more used to other odeurs.
Still I admit that I failed to live down to my intention.
To rectify that, I've just ordered a ton of molasses.
You Can Run
But you can't hide!
Oh, don't worry! I'll keep your secret.....for now (hee!hee!)
But I can't speak for Barbie Lee.
Apart from that; great story.
Wow.
Bru has an alter ego who is also a BCTS author.
I need to lie down in a dark room and may consider therapy.
And the name is Heart Heart, which just couldn’t be more Bru. I live in York which is bisected by the River Ouse. Ouse means river. So twice a day I drive across the River River. I live in Bru’s world.
☠️
If Robbing Hood could live in
Sherwood forest ...
But if you have a closer look the family name also includes tender (it has been tenderized).
Tender
Something which Thomas the Tank Engine, bless him, shall, alas, never have.
And El Corazon remains Steve Earle’s finest album. Fight me.
☠️
Legal Tender
Even if Corazón makes a lot of money it's not actually printed by her, so no illegal tender.
Where I live you have about a 50% chance of the only legal tender in the country (physical banknotes and coins) being accepted.
Promise to Pay
Only "a 50% chance of the only legal tender in the country ... being accepted." Instead, they accept orders to pay and promises to pay.
-- Daphne Xu
I cry fowl
Nice piece of misdirection. I hope there's an 'happily ever after' in there.
Turtledoves
Of course there's an "happily ever after" in there.
There could be nothing else with a Corazón Tenderheart byline.
How do you adress the husband of a du(c)ke?
I believe so, I certainly hope so
Both Robin and Taylor have grown up as extremely lonely "boys". No real parental love. No real friends.
Finding the love of the other must be a liberating feeling. I don't see Robin letting Taylor down. No matter which road Robin takes Taylor will be there and vice versa.