There are many perhaps that might wish this for themselves....

WHEN TWO BECOME THREE
By Lidija Jay

Amidst fear and excitement, I entered the room
And turned on the lights to chase off the gloom
I shouldn't have been there but just couldn't go
I knew she'd be angry, but how would she know?

I'd have to be careful and cover my tracks
Should she ever suspect, I'd deny all the facts
Removing my clothing I thought I'd have hours
Assuaging my guilt, I'd buy her some flowers