Since dottie keeps fibbing....
Two years ago...
Todd met up with the bully Jack outside of school>
Todd" lets settle this once and for all!"
Jack" Your on! I'll prove I'm more manly than you!"
Today...
Jacilynn" Is that my lipstick?"
Dorothy" Well your wearing my skirt!"
"It's not your skirt! I bought it!"
Dorothy" Yeah right In your dreams girly girl"
"You know this is all your fault..."
Dorothy" Here we go..."
"If it wasn't for your girl germs..."