Quite a few of these are hilariously, disturbingly accurate. Unfortunately yes, that includes the burrito brain fungus :-P But not in a long time thankfully!

But this was the one that really hit home :-P

23. The Idea Plague

Ask a writer: “Where do you get your ideas from?” And the writer will reply: “How do you make yours stop?” Then he’ll bat at his hair as if it’s on fire. I can’t walk ten feet without thinking of a new novel or script idea. It’s an idea that will almost certainly never yield fruit

Just ask anyone who's ever made the mistake of asking me what stories I'm working on at any given moment. Unless I'm going through a depressed phase or extremely sick, chances are I've got ten different stories I want to write, while simultaneously working on two, possibly three novels :-)

Thanks for sharing this. Absolutely hilarious :-)