Corned Beef & Cabbage

CORNED BEEF & CABBAGE

3-5 lbs brisket (since it takes 4 to 7 days to brine it, I'm assuming you bought a pre-brined (corned) one. That probably means it has sodium nitrate. That makes it prettier (more red), but a bit bitter, but still alright (imho))

paprika
dry mustard
Medium yellow onion, quartered
thyme, 2 sprigs
bay leaves, two or three, broken up
lemon
peppercorns, say 8
3 or more cloves of garlic, minced
beef stock, two cups (canned is ok)
1 Guinness stout
water

1 head of cabbage, cut into eight wedges (or three pints of Brussels sprouts, to be fancy)
small white onions, a dozen or more
3 or 4 big carrots, in two inch hunks
2lb some sort of potatoes, in 1 to 2 inch chunks (I like Yukon, baby reds are good too), leave at least some of the peel on them
anise seed, half a teaspoon
dill, 1 tbls
parsley, three tbls

squeeze lemon over and sprinkle paprika and dry mustard on both sides of brisket when you begin to bring it up to room temperature

wrap the thyme, yellow onion, bay leaves and peppercorns in cheese cloth, tie tightly.

stab the meat about thirty times on each side.

put bundle and meat (fat side up) and the garlic in your biggest pot or dutch oven. add stock, beer and enough water to cover everything.

bring to a boil and then turn down to a simmer (you might need to add more water later, but i doubt it)

Boil. For at least two hours, plan on two and a half, until a skewer slides right into the thickest part.

preheat oven to 200 degrees. Move meat to a platter, ladle a little bit of liquid over it, and cover with foil, put in oven to keep (discard the spice bundle)

sprinkle anise seeds and dill on cabbage, and parsley on the potatoes

skim a reasonable amount of fat from the pot (no need to get OC about it, it's a holiday, and lent is called off for the day.)

toss the potatoes and carrots into the pot - return to a boil and then bring down to a simmer again. Cook for twelve to fifteen minutes (until half done).

Add cabbage and white onions to pot, and cook for another ten minutes, until everything is tender.

Serve and eat while wearing the green. Enjoy.
(Extensive research has shown that people do eat corned beef and cabbage in Ireland, but it's not close to being the national dish. They eat cabbage and bacon more often (but in the US, bacon just isn't what it is everywhere else.). This is more a displaced Irishman's dish.)

Erin Go Braugh!!!
(Both the nation and the person too!)