From Zoe Brain via the transgendernews group. Her Blog at http://aebrain.blogspot.com/ has some good trans info and links as well as this "Rancid Joke"

Two Prawns

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea, one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."