Is it odd? (mild sexual language warning)

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Is it odd?

I was looking through my spam folder as I frequently do and I ran across a message titled "â˜… Hi . Kathy Ward wnats NAUGHTY FUN!".

The body of said email read:

"Hi you,
I got all hot and bothered just thinking about the things I want to show you. The problem is I have to be discreet about this — my fiance has access to this account. This is my first time cheating and I don’t want to get caught! But, I’ve got a plan….
My girlfriend told me about this site that she uses to meet hot and eligible guys and gals, and I think it’s the perfect solution. We can exchange naked pics and videos, and get nasty on video chat and IM. I’m getting worked up just thinking about it!!! It’s free to join, and I was so excited, I set up a profile already — look me up at shayshayishot and we can get down to business ASAP!!!"

Now I know a lot of people who would be disgusted by such an email and in a way I sort of was, but my primary reaction was amusement. I don't even know why it seems so funny, but it was! Does this make me odd?

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no

No it makes you D.A.W. the only odd person I know is OddPOV. I find things like that funny. I never cheat, but I'll go out randomly on the internet and pick someone. Take her up on the offer and good luck with that STD.

Katie Leone (Katie-Leone.com)

Writing is what you do when you put pen to paper, being an author is what you do when you bring words to life

Don't get me wrong...

Don't get me wrong, I really don't mind being called odd. My sense of humor tends to be somewhat self-deprecatory. I figure no one can do a better job at making fun of me than me! :P

Have delightfully devious day,

Sense of humor

I had a sense of humor once. I sold it to the guy next to me for a song.

I sang the song once but gave up as I was out of tunes.

Listening for a new tune I had the urge to dance my life away only to find out it was already gone.

Once I found out that life had passed me by I had a good humor bar. Only cost me four cents leaving me two from the six I had.

Take care. Have fun and when you slip on the ice don't forget to rub in some salt to heal the wound.

Nah.

I think those are almost hilarious, myself. I get them on both email and Yahoo IM. So if you're odd I guess I am too. Then again, I'm the person who shared an obscene phone call I once got with everyone in the room...

Maggie

lol

I'd probably do the same. ^_^

Have delightfully devious day,

Look up Hudson and Landry's

Look up Hudson and Landry's Obscene Phone Bust.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=676MEmAPAWA

(that should be the right one)

I'll get a life when it's proven and substantiated to be better than what I'm currently experiencing.

What about Tom Mabe

This one always got a laugh out of me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkdoogjic4I

Have delightfully devious day,

What did they have to say?

What did they have to say when they found out that the joke was on them? I mean think about it. They took the time to call you and give you the time of day only to find out you were out of the office?

JK No offense unless of course I can prank another caller.

I once had a joke to tell but the only person that would listen was in the mirror and ran away before I could get to the punch line.

God forgive me but I think I'm high on life.

I just spam that stuff.

It would be OK, if they knew some boundaries, but it just gets worse and worse until you start getting the emails with some guy's hand covered in fecal matter, having just pulled it out of WHERE! Then they want to charge you, then all the charges from Morocco and Rumania start showing up, then they send you computer worms, and finally you have a repair bill of several hundred dollars!

Just sayin.

Gwendolyn

Anything that goes into my spam folder

Any emails that go into my spam folder have any potentially harmful content blocked so there's no worry of me having to see those sort of images or any type of malware. Anything I don't recognize goes right into my spam folder just in case. ;)

Have delightfully devious day,

Not Me.

I don't think your odd as I look at some before they hit my spam folder. Most come from Yahoo. Wish they could do a better job at just blocking the content before they reach me.

Anyway I look at some as amusement also as they are trying to make what is obvious not so obvious. I'm sure some fall for it but I don't. Last count I had 4 Nigerians telling me they need my help. 6 oil barons trying to seduce me with the time of my life at their expense and a lost kitten (meowwww) who needed to be petted in certain areas.

Maybe I should have took up the offer with the kitten.

Bye the bye I got that same message I don't know how many times. :)

Ah the oil barons...

I always get a chuckle out of the oil baron type messages. The first message of that type I remember getting was from a middle-eastern princess (don't remember the country) asking for my help to flee her home country.

I find it amusing when I get two identical messages using a different name.

Have delightfully devious day,

Hyperspace Oddity

Well I think it real funny that in an office somewhere there are folks working 9 to 5 turning out emails like that to drive traffic to websites recruit drones or whatever I mean what sort of reume gets you that job n what do they discuss at the water cooler n when they get home how do they answer 'did you have a good day at work dear?' I mean if you're doing phone sex you can at least knit (so long as you don't click your needles) but email sex has you like fully engaged but it works coz we've had a couple o politicians caught out by sendin videos of themselves in white y-fronts n such so DAW I don't know if you're odd but at least findin this funny dont make you so x k-jo

I was lying down minding my own business when life came by and drove right over me

lol

Well, if it does make me odd I don't mind so much. ;)

Have delightfully devious day,