Posted on Facebook by someone from one of my other networks...

Dear Santa, This year can I please have a big fat bank account and a slim body? Please don't mix 'em up, like you did last year!!!! Thanks, __________         P.S. I have tried really hard to be good this year.         P.P.S. The incident with the greasy pig wasn't proved.

(No, I have no idea what this person means by the PPS either. Then again, they have been known for citing sprouts as their favourite food...)