Plumbers II: It Gets Better

I'm doomed. I'm convinced that this is destined never to get fixed. What else can possibly go wrong?

So, I'm ready and waiting at 09:00 and amazingly, the guy appears in his souped-up van, ready to begin.

First thing is to turn off the water at the outside stop-tap, since the leak is almost certainly between the outside stop-tap and the inside one. Cue much grovelling with his arm stuck down into the pavement (sidewalk). Guess what: he can't shift it.

It seems that a few years ago when the pavements in our street were resurfaced a whole load of dirt was shovelled down the hole and it has seized the tap. That doesn't belong to me, only the water company (Thames Water) can fix it. So I phone them.

No, the leak is between the outside tap and the inside tap. No, turning off the inside tap won't help. No, he can't freeze the pipe without digging it up, and he won't dig it up without having it turned off. After all, if he goes through it, we'll have no means of stopping it.

Answer: either an "emergency" turn-off of the whole street until he fixes the leak (probably a whole day) which won't make me popular with the neighbours or a random crew turns up "within seven days". I really don't believe these people. So, seven days it is, which means they could turn up this afternoon or next Friday. Oh, well, at least it means I can do a bit of planning now.

I'm also having faint ideas of how I might work this episode into a story. Hmm. We'll see!

Penny

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