Sadly this isn't the title of a new Nick B story, though I'm not entirely sure it won't be.

No, this is a lesson well learnt in France on our recent visit, but since I've only just got back and have suffered toothache for the last three days, I'll have to put off telling you all about it until tomorrow or possibly Wednesday providing my dentist doesn't screw things up again...

I know; it's a really shitty thing to do; leaving you all on tenterhooks wondering just what I'm on about, but life's like that, isn't it?

I don't just look it. I'm like totally annoying and just love to wind you all up every now and again, but I promise I'll make it up to you just as soon as my gob stops hurting.