"Why don't we start off by culling journalists?"

Closely followed by politicians and PR types. I noticed somebody else commented that once prepared, there's not much usable meat on squirrels either, so hinting that for the amount of effort required to catch and prepare sufficient quantities of beasts, it's not really worth it. There was a mention of nobody having found a suitable way to eat gulls, but how come nobody mentioned pigeons, which tend to be a bit of a nuisance across both inland and coastal areas...

Someone else cleverly pointed out natural selection in action - "weeds" and "vermin" thrive because they're more successful at adapting to the environment than their native equivalents.