I recently came out to my wife, and this reworking of John Lennon's "Woman" says just how it went. Amazingly, it takes very little reworking!
Woman
I can hardly express
My elation for your thoughtfulness
After all, I'm forever in your debt
And woman
I will try to express
My inner feelings and thankfulness
For giving me the freedom of a dress
Ooh-ooh, well-well
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Ooh-ooh, well-well
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Woman
I’m glad you understand
The little girl inside the man
Please remember, my life is in your hands
And woman
Hold me close to your heart
However I dress, it won't keep us apart
After all, it is written in the stars
Ooh-ooh, well-well
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Ooh-ooh, well-well
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Woman
Please let me explain
I'm glad I didn't cause you sorrow or pain
So let me tell you again and again and again
I love you, yeah-yeah
Now and forever
I love you, yeah-yeah
Now and forever
I love you, yeah-yeah
Now and forever
I love you, yeah-yeah
Now and forever