New Shampoo
“Mom! What is this shampoo? Its in a pink bottle!”
“Just picked it up, by accident at the mall, Charles.”
“I can't use this! It's called 'Make me pretty'!”
“Come on. Shampoo is shampoo.”
“Fine!”
Later....
“Mom, that shampoo...it had some side effects.”
“Side effects? What do you mean?”
“Well, for starters, you might need to start calling me Cheryl”