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Should my Drow/dark elf twins apply for this job?....yes its a real job!
Just spotted this on my job feed and thought "hey they should apply!"
Entertainment HIP Park Elf Character...at some 'local HUGE name brand theme park'
JOB SUMMARY: A seasonal team member position with the responsibility of keeping the illusion of The North Pole and Santa Claus while portraying a Christmas elf.
ACTIVITIES INCLUDE:
Ensure that guests abide by all policies and procedures while at the park.
Provide information to guests before they enter The North Pole.
Keep kids/guests entertained in the queue.
Crowd control.
Wear elf costume, latex ears, make-up, and accessories provided by 'Huge company'
Complete paperwork daily.
Other duties as assigned.
they are over qualified...they don't need the ears!
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This "huge company brand"
This "huge company brand" missed this: "Handle the naughty list". >:->
Yeah, they should apply. On 2nd thought, the drow's sense of "entertainment" could conflict with "huge company brand"'s sense of entertainment. And their means of "crowd control" could be, umm, unorthodox >:->
After the visit, the guests might wonder whether someone forgot to remove the remnants of Halloween, though.