Hunting in the Digital Age

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My sister's cat is too dumb

My sister's cat is too dumb to catch that mouse, he wastes his time chasing the cursor on the screen and usually falls off the top of the monitor once a day as a result...he has never been too bright, but he is gosh darn cute so I guess it makes up for it :D

I'm told STFU more times in a day than most people get told in a lifetime

Thanks

Love the pic. Before man came along, cats were the most successful predators on the planet. Now we're making it hard on them in the wild. But by becoming "domesticated", they continue to thrive, at least in the one species, Felis catus.

Kris

{I leave a trail of Kudos as I browse the site. Be careful where you step!}

Thrive?

If I ever get my hands on the one that does their business right outside my back door at least twice a week, they won't thrive. Of all the places to do it, the little [sensored] decides that the 'Welcome' mat is the right place to go. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

ONE

Several years ago, a cat showed up at my door. The cat was crying, bleeding, and missing over half of an ear. My father said "Do not open that door and let that cat in." Of course, [like the Cat in The Hat Movie Thing One and Thing Two] I immediately opened the door, picked up up the cat and drove it to the vet. It cost me over $500. We kept the cat. I had to give him his medicine (Mom, Dad, and Bro refused to help). We named the cat "ONE".

Six (6) months later the cat bit through the power cable for my printer. This time, I held the cat while my mother drove us to the vet. On the way to the vet, the cat spent most of the time trying to bite off one of my fingers! This time the bill was over $700. Again I was the only one to give the cat his medicine, the cat hated my guts! It was two (2) years before the cat would approach me. The cat lived for an additional decade (outliving both of my parents).

Kitty can have my mouse

My mouse is now running a random number generator and clicks 0, 1, or 2 times every time I press the left button.