"I don't understand, how can you need new underwear, I bought you new underwear at the beginning of the school year, and it is only November. What have you been doing with them, taking them off and giving them away to boys at your school like in Sixteen Candles?"

"Mooommmm!"

"Well, then, explain it to me how you can need new underwear already."

"Um, you are kind of half right, I gave some I hadn't worn away. You see, Bobby needed them for Barbara."

"Why would a boy need to get panties for a girl?"

"Because Bobby doesn't have any for when she is Barbara."