This is a Morpheus' Twisted Universe story that took me far to long to finish writing. Original serialized on my Patreon in 22 chapters, I'm posting it here in 10 posts.
Chapter 1
"Hey, Gorgon, did you twist last night?" Called the familiar and unwanted voice of Tommy Radner. "Look, somehow you got uglier." Suddenly a hideously mangled image of my face appeared floating in front of me where everyone in the hallway could see it.
"Tom, I think you may have improved his looks." John Lee joked. Tommy and John were both on the football team and could do no wrong according the school administration. No wrong apparently included accosting innocent students such as myself.
"You're right," Tommy agreed. "Not even my illusions can achieve Gorgon's natural ugliness."
"Oh, you're horrible," Tommy's girlfriend Jenny groaned, pulling Tommy down another hallway as John's girlfriend Nancy started pulling John in the same direction. Jenny and Nancy were on the cheerleading squad and thankfully tended to pull Tommy away from me if they found him picking on me. I couldn’t understand why they dated those jerks in the first place.
Tommy allowed himself to be pulled away from the target of his prank but not without first calling out, "Not as horrible as Gordon..."
The image faded as Tommy moved away from me. This was not the first time, nor probably the last time Tommy had pointed out the obvious. My face had several unfortunate features that made me far less than handsome. My nose was wide and bulbous, my ears stuck out comically, my eyes were narrow and too close together, and I had several vertical scars that made the right side my mouth seem to be smiling maniacally. It did not help that I was shorter than most of the other guys in my class, too, at just five feet three inches.
My name was Gordon Harrison and I was a junior at Starling High in Spiral. I turned 16 several months ago and while both my parents were Twisted, I had not undergone my own twist. Sometimes I wondered if I ever would.
What’s a twist? Twists only happened to the descendants of the survivors of the devastating Antarctic Flu, which swept across North America over fifty years ago. Over two million people died from the virus before a vaccine was found. Since my parents were both twisted, I had always known I would probably twist. Twisting could cause you to be altered physically and/or mentally, from slightly to drastically or not at all. What you were doing when the twist happens could influence how the twist manifests. Who you were may be totally different from who you became.
Along with these changes, many twisted can unconsciously tap into a quantum field that gives them powers. They called these powers tricks to downplay their significance because these same powers caused fear and hatred in the non-Twisted population. These advantages tended to be tempered by unusual changes in physiology or unusual compulsions or both.
Tommy's trick was the projection of illusions. I wasn’t sure if he had any additional compulsions or not since he was always a complete jerk to me before his twist.
Putting Tommy's taunts out of my mind, I went to my morning classes where I paid as little attention as I could get away with. At lunch, I was the last one to reach our usual table. I sat down next to Elliot. Elliot was my best friend since we were in preschool together. He was taller than me and probably pretty good looking, but he was such a science geek he got little respect from the girls in our school.
As soon as he saw me, he began, "I heard what Tommy did. You need to deck him."
Pete, another nerdy student relegated to our table asked what happened and Elliot filled him with a surprisingly accurate account considering he had only heard the rumors.
"I tried decking him, remember?" I replied. "All it got me was detention and more ribbing. I think he's getting bored, though. It had been three days since he last picked on me before this morning."
"Yeah, that's a good plan. Maybe he'll forget who his favorite punching bag is," added Jim, the fourth member of our band of misfits.
"At least he isn't throwing actual punches," I said.
"No, he leaves that job to Colby," Pete declared.
I sighed at mention of the name. Colby graduated last year and I only had to worry about running into him at the mall. He became famous for managing to break my nose, giving it a greater bulbousness than it had originally possessed. Yep, he had made me uglier. When he was suspended for two weeks, he blamed me for getting him in trouble.
The bell signaling the end of lunch rang far too soon and we parted ways. The rest of the day was pretty good as I avoided the obnoxious kids who picked on me. Elliot and I walked home together as usual. He was talking at length about a new video game he wanted to get as soon as it was released. Since he lived just a couple doors down from me I stopped in for a while. We played the prior release of the game he was dying to get. After an hour I had to leave. It was nearly 4:30 and I was responsible for starting family dinner.
As soon as I got in the door, I filled the oversized pot on the stove with water for pasta. Mom's twist accelerated her metabolism to the point that she had to eat like twenty grown men to maintain any fat tissue on her slim figure. Eight or nine hours without a couple pounds of pasta and her body shriveled into the shape of an emaciated famine victim. Her trick allowed her to move insanely fast for a few moments at a time. She often described the world around her as if it was stopped in time when she used her trick.
Mom arrived home shortly and immediately sat down with a big bowl of buttered pasta. "How was your day?" She asked after scarfing down half the bowl.
"Same as usual," I replied. "I'm going out to the garage."
She got up to refill the bowl, "Okay, I'll call you when dinner is ready."
The garage was my sanctuary, mostly. Half of it was cluttered with stuff normally found in a shed. The other half housed my kiln and clay works. I sculpt clay, and other materials when I can afford them. I tend not to call myself an artist though since people expect me to be able to draw or paint. While I can draw a decent image, it’s not nearly as good as my sculpting.
I was between subjects at the moment. I gathered up some clay I had left over from my last commission, Aunt Sofia had asked for a pair of bookends that looked like cherubs. They had been the best pieces I had ever done. Dad always complained it would be impossible to live on the income of the average sculptor, but even he admitted my works were lifelike.
There was always dust in the garage. I was constantly brushing and dusting it away. While near my display shelves, I wanted to look at one of the pieces I kept under a sheet. It was a bust of a woman's head that I had done a few months ago. It came out of the kiln perfect but I had only put a base coat of glaze on it. I had decided not to color it, not sure why. Her face was drop dead gorgeous if you will allow me to indulge myself, although I always felt there was something wrong with the hair. It wasn’t a face I had ever seen before or since. Elliot was the only person I’d ever shown it to.
When my mother called me to dinner, I realized I had been looking at the bust for a while. I quickly put the sheet back over the bust. "Coming," I shouted back.
Dad had come home while I was in the garage. I hadn’t heard him park the car in the driveway and walk past the garage on the way into the house. "How was school today, son?" He asked.
It was somewhat out of the blue as he usually was only interested in school when report cards were due. I tried to be noncommittal in my answer, "Same old, same old."
I need not have worried. Dad and Mom started talking about local gossip and ignored me through the rest of dinner. When dinner was over I cleared the dishes, wrapped the leftovers, threw out the garbage, and put the dishes and silverware in the dishwasher. This was always my job and I did it without being asked most nights.
Afterward, I went upstairs and started on my homework. I had a deal with Mom and Dad about being able to spend afternoon time in the garage, my art studio, while the sun was out. I just had to do my homework right after dinner. It took me about an hour to finish that night.
As I was vegging out watching some videos, Dad knocked on my door. "You look down. What's the matter?"
"Nothing," I lied.
"I heard about you getting picked on in school today. I hear about it most of the time. Why don't you ever tell your mother and me when it happens?"
"It happens all the time. And when I do tell you it just gets worse after the jerks at school get their slaps on the wrist."
"I wish I could tell you life was fair, Gordon, but it isn't." Dad said putting a hand on my shoulder. "If it were, you wouldn't get picked on just for being different. I'm sure in a few years your jerk classmates will mature and see how foolishly they've treated you. But, as I've told you before, you will twist someday. And what you are now might have no bearing on what you become. Embrace what is good about now and the bad you can hope will go away when you twist."
"That doesn't really make me feel better."
"I didn't think it would," he admitted. "But, it does give you something to think about other than the specific taunts and torments your classmates make at your expense."
* * *
The next day, I made it to first period without being insulted or picked on. Yay, me. Elliot met up with me before class and looked worried. "Watch out today, Gord. Tara Parker dumped Ryan Cairns yesterday and I heard he was planning to take it out on you later."
"Great," was all I could reply as the teacher started class. After second period, I was walking up the back stairwell when I was interrupted by a soft voice.
"Gordon?"
I turned to see a girl of stunning beauty looking at me hopefully. "Marie?" I replied. I thought that was her name. She had recently twisted and looked nothing like the mousey bookworm she had once been.
"I hear you're a sculptor and was wondering if you could do my bust."
Years of never getting anywhere with a girl might have been the only thing that prevented me from recognizing the double entendre in her request. So I managed not to stutter as I replied, "I only work in clay and my kiln isn't big enough for a full sized bust. It would be about two-thirds scale."
"That should be fine," she agreed. "When could we start."
"We?" I began, "I would just need some photo references for most of the work."
"Oh, no, I want to pose for you. If you aren't busy Friday, meet me in the parking lot after school Friday and I'll give you a ride home. We can work out the details." She turned and walked down the stairs.
The next two class periods were a blur as I spent most of the time wondering if Marie would like the bust I hadn’t even started yet.
It was while thoughts like this swirled about in my head that I walked into trouble. Biology class ended and the teacher bolted faster than most of the students, I think he had a free period next. As I stood up my book bag slammed to the floor. I stooped to pick it up but it was stuck.
"Problem, Gorgon?" Asked the deceptively pleasing voice of Ryan, yet another of Tommy’s friends. His trick increased the weight of objects, like my book bag apparently.
"C'mon, Ryan, I've got to go." I said uselessly.
"Now, that is true. You have got to go," Ryan laughed humorlessly. "Your kind of ugly is dangerous."
"How many mirrors did you break today?" One of his cronies, Jared I think, added.
"Saw you talking to Marie earlier," Ryan continued. "You think she likes you?"
"Is she your girlfriend?"
"Like anyone would date ole Gorgo here. I'm sure any girl getting that close to him would be petrified."
"Petrified he might try to kiss her?"
"No, petrified as in turned into a statue."
I wanted to run. I could not just punch them. They had the principal wrapped around their fingers. "She just wants me to sculpt her bust." I muttered in useless explanation.
They laughed loudly. "That's as close as you'd ever come to touching a bust," jabbed Jared and a couple guys high-fived him for it.
"A bust?" Ryan accused. "So, you admit it. Your face can turn people to stone. Can't it, Gorgon?"
I felt hot. A chorus of "turn her to stone" and "Gorgon" surrounded me as I felt something like a live outlet zap me. Pain rang out all over my head. As I grabbed my head it felt funny, bumpy I think, and I remember feeling my hair fall out. The taunts turned into shouts and sounds of running away. I hit the floor with a thud or maybe that was the classroom door slamming.
I did not remember anything after that until I woke up. I was face down and cold. My head itched like crazy. I opened one eye and there were thick greenish cords in front of me. Before I got a good look at them, my head itched again and the cords kind of swirled up and out of the way. A pant leg and a woman's shoe were a few inches away. I looked up and there was a hand near my face. Beyond that I was greeted by a shocked woman's face that looked odd. She was bent down as if to look at someone lying on the ground in front of her. She did not move and she was somewhat ashen. I was still disoriented.
I rolled onto my back. My body felt different, like I had a pair of somethings stuck to my chest. And my arms were no longer scrawny, being slender and smooth. And they had a funny orange cast to them. Sitting up, I looked down at myself and beheld a naked woman. She had an orange complexion and was completely hairless. My arms tentatively touched the breasts and I felt the touch. Great, I thought. I must have twisted into a woman.
I was still a little woozy and my head still itched. I reached up to touch my hair but stopped. My fingers were orange in color but I was struck was how long they were and how they ended in long, sharp looking nails. I more gingerly reached up and found the thick cords were on my head. I grabbed one to look at. It felt strangely leathery yet smooth. It was trying to bend itself around my hand. I pulled it forward and a snake head was in front of me, hissing. Incredulous, I looked back at the woman who had not said anything to me. It was the school nurse. She wasn’t ashen. She was stone.
I had turned her to stone. I must be hideous. My hair was snakes. All those times I had been called Gorgon and now I was a gorgon: The Gorgon, Medusa. I panicked. I ran to the door. It was locked.
"Gordon?" Called a man, I think it was Principal Jameson. I didn’t answer. What horrible things might my voice do? "Gordon? Stay calm, Gordon. We've called the Clinic to help you. What happened to Mrs. Rhymes is not your fault. Some Twists are dangerous to others. The Clinic will certainly work with you to gain control."
The Spiral Clinic was a place where they helped Twisted learn to deal with their twists and to help identify those Twisted who were dangerous to the public. I had no idea what they did to Twisted with dangerous uncontrollable tricks. And I didn’t want to find out.
I backed away from the door in a state of shock. I slumped to the ground in a corner where I could not see Mrs. Rhymes. Mr. Jameson called my name a few more times before giving up.
Time passed. Without warning I heard a surprised shout, "Oh, my!" Mrs. Rhymes exclaimed as she nearly fell forward. "What happened? I couldn't-- where's Gordon? "
I resisted the urge to look at her. "I'm over here. Don't come close or you'll probably be turned to stone again."
"Oh, you did turn into a w– Turned to stone? I wasn't turned to stone, was I?" She asked as if the idea was crazy. "Is that why I couldn't move?" She went to the door without looking in my direction.
As she tried the doorknob, Principal Jameson called my name again. She replied, "No, it's me, Elizabeth. Why is the door locked? Get poor Gordon some clothes."
The door opened slightly, permitting her to leave. I heard her exclaim, "Over an hour? It was like five minutes, tops." And then there was silence.
After a few moments it dawned on me that turning Mrs. Rhymes to stone had not been permanent. I wouldn’t be locked away for other people's safety. And then I started crying, I would still spend life as a monster with a hideous face and snakes for hair.
As I sobbed, the door opened and I heard a paper bag slide into the room. With nothing better to do I got up and investigated it. Walking over, I noticed I was definitely taller than I had been, perhaps a whole foot taller. My legs also felt unusual as I walked.
It was a large, brown paper bag with clothes in it. With a sigh, I picked up the plain, white panties on top and looked at them. Turning them the right way around, I had to bend almost in half at the waist to reach my feet. I slid one really long, sleek leg into the hole. I was amazed how smooth my legs were. I pulled the elastic to my narrow waist, trying to ignore how flat the area between my legs now was.
There was no bra, not that I wanted to deal with one right now. I picked up the shirt, no, the blouse, I corrected myself. Pulling it over my head reminded me of the snakes on my head. They were flying out away from my head making it hard to get the blouse down on my body. I angrily thought about cutting them off and they started hissing. I politely thought about them drawing themselves upward and the volume of snakes interfering with the blouse disappeared. I pulled the blouse down and put my arms through the short rounded sleeves. The blouse was light blue and had a scooped neck. I definitely had cleavage. My unusual skin tone contrasted obviously against the blue blouse. I thought at first that my normally pale skin had tanned. Instead, it was actually a kind of an orange metallic, almost copper color. The faces of the snakes on my head had a streak of this orange color running around their mouths and disappeared into the green color of their bodies. A pattern similar to scales playing across my skin as well but my skin still felt smooth, not bumpy or scaly.
Without looking down, somehow I could see what looked like running pants in the bag. I closed my eyes and the bag came into sharper focus. I could feel the snakes moving, turning their attention toward the bag. As they got into position, the area of focus widened. I reached up grasping a snake from the other side of my head and said, "You look over this way." That snake hung nearly straight out in the direction indicated. Quickly the area across the room came into focus while the bag on the floor beside me was also in focus. I opened my eyes and the sense of the bag and the area across the room diminished but I could still see what the snakes saw. I could see all around me. At least the snakes gave me a cool ability.
My elation was short lived. Someone had drawn some circles where eye holes would go if someone were going to put the bag over their head. Written next to the holes was "Do not cut out! Extreme danger!"
I could just imagine Tommy's crew had been involved. I knew I shouldn’t let their antics get to me. But they did. I put the running pants on and noticed the mirror near the eye wash station. Could I turn myself to stone? It would not last forever if what happened to Mrs. Rhymes applied to me. I gathered what courage I could and approached the mirror from the side.
Leaning in from the side, I closed my eyes and asked one of the snakes to look at the mirror. The face of the snake came into focus, his head bobbing gently in mid-air. I stepped forward and turned toward the mirror. I opened one eye slightly. I could see a beautiful woman's face wreathed in snakes. I opened both eyes and was shocked by how stunningly beautiful my face was. Even the way the snakes undulated in the air around my face added something tantalizing to my look.
I focused on my eyes, wondering if I was just immune to my own gaze. They were a rich orangish-yellow, the color one sees near sunset before the sun turns fully orange. The lid was human, but the pupil was definitely snake-like. In fact, there was a second lid that I was looking through. With a careless thought, that lid twitched and opened. There was a loud crack as the mirror exploded. Instantly, the snakes were covering my face. There was no pain. But, I knew three of the snakes were injured.
The snakes got out of the way. All that remained of the mirror was small bits of glass. Drops of blood dotted the wall where the mirror hung. The room was vivid, with colors I had never seen before. Something caught my eyes' attention and I saw a bird land on the sill outside the window. Within a second, the color drained from its body, leaving behind an incredibly detailed statue of a bird.
I snapped my eyes shut too late. When I reopened them, the colors had returned to normal. I opened the second lid again and examined the bird. It was as if I could see lines and colors inside the bird. Suddenly, I desperately wanted to touch the bird. I closed the inner lid and the desire mostly disappeared.
A drop of blood landed on my nose. One of my snakes was still injured. The other two had stopped bleeding already. I gently reach up and grabbed the injured snake on the first try without having the grope around for him. He was nearly severed in half about five inches from the left side of my head just behind the ear, if I still had ears. I wasn’t sure if I did.
I went to the door and knocked. "I need some bandages. I cut myself."
"Are you bleeding?" Asked Mrs. Rhymes.
"Did you cut yourself?" Asked Principal Jameson.
"Not on purpose," I replied. "I seem to have shattered a mirror and some flying glass has nearly severed one of my, um, head appendages."
"I'll be right back," the nurse said.
"Did you strike the mirror?"
"No," I laughed. "I looked at it funny." I noticed a pair of sandals in the bag and put them on.
"Some kind of eyebeam in addition to your other trick?" Jameson asked.
"Actually, it's probably all just one trick," I began and I told him about the second lid. "If I keep that lid down, it should be safe to look at me." I explained.
"So, you've seen your reflection?" Jameson asked with sincere curiosity. "How do you look?"
"Different." I coyly answered.
The nurse returned and after she heard about the mirror she wanted to come in.
I turned away from the door and she entered. "On my left," I explained, holding the limp snake in hand.
"That's a bit too high up for me to reach."
I had forgotten I was taller now. I grabbed a chair and sat down.
As she approached, the other snakes started hissing.
I concentrated and they pulled away from the damaged snake.
"You can control them?" she asked.
"When I try," I explained. "Do I have ears?"
"I can't really see through the mass of, um, appendages," she replied in the same rhythm I had used to refer to the snakes. She started to bandage the snake when she stopped. "Oh, my, it's growing over."
"What is?" I asked and then I felt the snake disappear. "Did it fall off?"
"How did you know?" She asked. "There was only a thin piece of skin holding it on. The end was sealing over before I got here. As the stump closed, the end just fell off. Do you want to see it?"
Without warning I turned around. She flinched then relaxed. "I don't bite," I quipped. "Although I don't know whether these little guys do."
"You look lovely," she announced, looking me in the eyes. She started to laugh. "I did it to myself, didn't I? I lifted your inner lid."
I nodded and pointed at the bird. "I did experiment before saying it was safe. This is the science lab."
She held out the dead snake. It seemed slightly shriveled compared to the active ones.
There was a knock at the door and two men entered. Both were wearing doctor's coats over their suits. Shortly behind them followed Mr. Jameson. "There she is," he said. "Apparently he's, I mean, she's not as dangerous we originally suspected."
"I'm Dr. Parker," said the taller of the two gentlemen, though he was still a few inches shorter than me. He reached to shake my hand. He was obviously Twisted as his skin was actually white, not the pale pinkish color normally called white. "My partner is Dr. Lewis. There was something in the report about external transformation?"
We all shook hands as Mrs. Rhymes answered, "That would be me. I'm the school nurse and Gordon was knocked unconscious after his Twist, as is common. When I went to check her eyes, I was apparently transformed into stone for a little while."
"65 minutes, at least," Mr. Jameson clarified.
"I'm fine now,” she insisted.
"Has this trick manifested since then?" Dr. Lewis asked. He was a normal looking man in his early 50s, slightly balding with dark and gray hair. That didn’t mean he wasn’t Twisted.
"I did it to that bird out on the window sill about fifteen minutes ago," I admitted, pointing at the bird. "I can control it."
"Well, let's gather the bird and take the two of you back to the Clinic. I'm sure some of the trick specialists will want to examine you to determine the limits of your trick."
"I thought it took a few days to get an appointment at the Clinic," Mr. Jameson said.
"Usually we let the newly Twisted take a couple days getting use to their new body before we run them through our battery of tests. But, with a trick as potentially dangerous as this one, even if it only lasts an hour or so, we like to assess the trick as soon as possible."
"If it wears off, how dangerous can it be?" I asked.
"What if she had been driving a car when you had petrified her?"
Before I could reply my mother suddenly arrived in the room. She seemed to suddenly appear in front of Mr. Jameson, "I was told my Gordon had his Twist and you were with him. Where is he?"
"Pleased to see you again, Mrs. Harrison," he answered. "Gordon is the young woman standing over there."
"What?!" she exclaimed turning in my direction. "Gordon? Is that you?"
"Hi, Mom," I replied with a little wave. "You said you always wanted a daughter."
She approached me. "My beautiful boy is now my beautiful girl." We hugged.
"Ma'am, we were just going to take Gordon to the Clinic for evaluation. Would you like to drive him down instead?"
"Oh, I can't," she blushed. "I ran over here as soon as I got the call. I'll have to run back to the office and drive over." She turned to look at me. "I'll meet you there, okay, Dear?"
"That'll be fine, Mom. I know how you are when you're in a hurry."
We left the biology lab after one of the Clinic physicians retrieved the bird from the window and received the shriveled snake from Mrs. Rhymes. Mr. Jameson arranged it so there were no students in the hallway as we left the school grounds. I got into the back seat of a minivan behind Dr. Lewis who was in the driver seat. On the ride over to the Clinic they asked me to tell them about my experiences so far. They didn’t interrupt me with many questions. When I asked why they didn’t have any questions, they laughed and told me there would be plenty of questions once we got to the Clinic.
Mom was already at the Clinic when we arrived. An office assistant handed Dr. Parker a file as he stopped at her desk and then he indicated I should follow him to his office. Dr. Lewis stopped to say something to my mother that I did not hear.
Dr. Parker closed the door to his examination room and said, "Do you want to talk first or do the exam first?"
"Let's get the exam over with."
"You'll have to disrobe for that."
I don’t know why that surprised me. I had been coming to the Clinic every year since I was twelve for examinations. For known descendants, they took a base-line against which they could measure the changes every twist usually involved.
He pointed to a screen behind which I could disrobe and I did so putting on the thin patient's gown hanging behind the screen. It was barely long enough to reach my mid-thigh.
When I came out he said, "Lie down on the examination bed and relax. This won't take long."
Lights in a variety of colors and intensities played across my body. At one point all of my snakes started hissing and my sense of surround vision disappeared as the snakes had all closed their eyes at once.
"Did that hurt?" he asked.
"The snake-like appendages didn't like that light. They seem to hiss on their own when threatened."
The test ended. As he went over the results, I got dressed again.
"There are a few anomalies in your test. Nothing completely unusual, as I've seen things like this before." He pulled up a few images on the computer and pointed to a few discolored areas between my liver and my stomach. "This is a weird gland, sort of like a pancreas. Not sure what it does or how it will affect what you eat." He pointed to another discoloration surrounding my hands. "There's some kind of lymph-like tissue in your hands unrelated to the normal human lymphatic system. Not sure what that's for either." Then he pointed to the head on one of my snakes. "Finally, I think these, um, snakes are poisonous. That looks like a venom sac. I'll make a note for Dr. Adelaide to see if she can milk any venom out of them to test its toxicity level." He turned off the screen. "I don't think any of that should raise any red flags. Just let us know if you have any unusual food cravings or experiences with food that are unusual."
"Okay," I replied a bit surprised at how different I was.
"One last physiology change. Despite the snakes and scaly skin, you are in fact a human woman, with ovaries and a uterus. You’ll most likely start your cycle soon since you’re past puberty. You should have a long talk with your mother about what to expect." He seemed somewhat amused by this and it also seemed like something he had said many times before. "Any questions about anything we've discussed or that you've observed?"
I put being a woman aside so I could ask the more pressing questions. "Why is my skin shiny?"
"The outer layer is closer in cell structure to snake skin than human skin. But you are still warm blooded, your skin has pores like human skin does. You’re probably less likely to bleed from a shallow wound than you were before."
"Will I shed?"
"Your body probably won't. But the snakes on your head might? I don't know."
"Do I have ears? I can't find them and everything is slightly muffled."
"You lack ear cartilage. Your auditory canal just ends and ten or so snake appendages grow out around the hole. Their bodies act as your external ears, channeling sound into your middle ear. Your hearing test was still within human range of frequencies with some slight loss in the high frequencies but you can hear sound at volumes much softer than normal. Your ability to pin point sound direction may also be affected since unlike an ear, the snakes surrounding your external auditory canal move. That might distort or enhance your ability to determine the direction a sound comes from."
"Maybe their movement explains why it sounds like the room is noisy when I can't see a reason for it to be noisy."
"I have one last test. I want to get a look under that second eyelid you've got. Since I can't look myself without being petrified I'm going to ask you to look into this camera with your eyes wide open."
"Are you sure?" I asked. "The mirror did not survive my trick."
"I picked this camera because it was cheap," he admitted.
He started the camera's video recording function and clamped it into a stand. "I'm going to leave the room. I want you to stand over there and look into the camera. If it doesn't break, walk toward it. Once you get close to it or it is destroyed, you can close your inner lid and call me back in."
I announced to the camera I was about to open my inner eyelid then I did so. The colors were fascinating. I walked toward the camera until I heard a crack. I closed my inner eyelid and called him back in.
"That was fast," he said as he retrieved the data card from the camera and inserted it into the computer.
"I was at least 15 feet away when it I heard a loud crack." I explained.
The video started running on the computer screen. We heard me announce I was ready and then I took a step or two forward and the video ended abruptly.
"So much for that," Dr. Parker laughed. "I guess I'll have to see what Dr. Adelaide might be able to find out. She specializes in examining Twists." He pointed to the chair and started asking questions about how I felt about being a woman, how my head felt, etc. When he found out I could see through the snakes, he gave them an eye exam. As I had suspected I could have them focus in any direction I wanted and when I concentrated, I could see, reading multiple eye charts at once, almost as well I could with my normal vision. At one point I had them all pointing outward from my head in all directions and I could literally see everything in front, behind, beside and above me at once.
After that session I met with Dr. Lewis again. He had me take the personality test that I had taken several times before. It was a series of strange yes/no or either/or questions where the choices were usually less than clear cut. I didn’t notice any changed in my attitudes while taking the test.
"So, I know it hasn't been very long, but have you felt any strange compulsions other than wanting to touch the bird as you told us in the car?" He asked.
"Not that I've noticed."
"Do you still want to touch the bird?"
"No."
"One moment," he said as he left the room and returned with a birdcage. "He's fine now as you can see. I'm going to leave again. I would like you to petrify him again and talk to me about the compulsion. But, try not to touch him just yet." He exited.
The bird from the window sill was sitting on a perch in the cage. I opened my inner eyelid and the colors all around struck me with fascination again. The bird lost his color like before. "I can feel it now, with my eyes fully open. I want to touch the bird, to feel the lines of color inside him. Okay I've closed my inner eyelids."
He reentered. "How do you feel about the bird now?"
"I kind of still want to touch him but more out of curiosity."
"Okay, come sit down again." He said. As I did, he was looking at his watch and writing some times down. "Does it bother you that you have this compulsion?"
"No. I think it has to do with the colors. When my trick is active I can see these vivid colors that aren't normally there. And inside the bird are these colored lines and swirls that obviously aren't there now. I think there's something about those lines and swirls that means something to my twist."
"If you figure it out, please let me know," he said. We talked about my new height and how I had not picked out any clothes since twisting. He then said, "Now, I see you use to have issues with being bullied by the other kids at school. Do you think that will stop now?"
"Probably not," I answered frankly. "They use to call me Gorgon and that's what I've become. It would be funny if it wasn't me."
"That's called irony."
"I know."
"Will you change your name? Most Twisted who change so drastically change their name."
"When I thought I'd killed Mrs. Rhymes, I thought I was a monster and thought about calling myself Medusa."
"Certainly a more feminine name than Gordon, or Gorgon for that matter. And you aren't a monster. You are a lovely woman."
"I have snakes for hair."
"Certainly exotic, like the coppery tone of your skin."
"And I turn people to stone."
"Not because your face is ugly. That's just your trick." He pulled out a photograph. It was one of the few photographs of the old me that I knew of and I guessed he got it from my mother. "As I said, after spending years being picked on for this unfortunate set of features, how ironic is it that you are a living beauty who can actually do what they taunted this poor boy with. You should be happy with how you look. After all, you’ll look like you do now far longer than you looked like that," his voice rose as he spoke and then he stopped, putting the picture in his breast pocket. "You don't have to decide now. You could always pick a less conversational name like Mary or Beth."
After a short silence, giving me time to consider what he said, he continued, "Speaking of your snakes, I read in your physical exam results that you can see with their eyes. Do you feel what they feel?"
"If they bump into something I know about it. But I haven't felt anything like pain from them. Not even when they got cut by the shattered mirror or when the one that was severed fell off.
"I think I've gotten more use to them than I would have thought possible before. They just kind of float around in the periphery of my vision unless I think about them. And yet I could give them all individual names if I wanted to. These two were cut in the mirror explosion," I reached up with two hands and pulled the two snakes forward pointing to where their wounds were already almost healed completely. "And this stub was the other injured snake." As I grasped the severed snake I notice it was longer than it was before. "I think it's regenerating as the stub was shorter at the school."
"Well, I think I want to schedule a followup with you in a month or so. I feel as though you are still learning too much about yourself to begin any in-depth introspection about your less exotic changes." He stood up. "Be sure to tell Dr Adelaide the snakes are able to regenerate."
Feeling a little better about myself, I met with Dr. Adelaide. She was a curvaceous woman who looked far too young to be a doctor. She had a serious face and long blond hair. She wore a tight sweater and a skirt that together resembled a cheerleading outfit. "Oh, my god! Snakes for hair. They, like, told me about it. But, like, seeing the snakes, like float around your head. Wow.” She paused. “Sorry. Please sit. So, like, tell me about your twist. It says here you, like, turned someone to stone, too. That's far out. If it didn't last, like an hour, I'd totally ask you to do it to me right now."
"Really?"
"I, like, study twists and I might have you stone me before you leave."
"Okay," I replied cautiously.
"Now, I see you, like, destroyed a camera with your eye beams. Bummer. But I have a tunnel I want to put you in if you'll follow me."
We went to another room. It was long and narrow. She placed a small camera on a chair at the far end. She had me destroy another five or six cameras plus some of her other recording equipment in the room before we were done.
About an hour later we were back in her office. She began explaining how she thought my trick worked. I only understood half of what she said. She said something about the different body parts as different colors perhaps meant they were different kinds of stone. She suggested I look at various normal stone materials with my sight to see if they were multicolored, too.
"I may have pushed you, like, too far. I'm sorry," she said as she rearranged her computer and stood up. She removed her lab coat and shoes as she spoke, "I'll totally, like, call you in a few days after we, like, test the venom we got out of your awesome snakes. I have one last request. I'm, like, going to stand here and I, like, want you to totally petrify me and then, like, press record on the computer so I can, like, totally watch myself turn back, like, to flesh. You are free to leave after you, like, start the recording." After that she removed her blouse and skirt, waiting in just her bra and panties. "I'm, like, mega-sorry if this makes you, like, uncomfortable."
"I- I don't mind," I stuttered. I might have looked female, but up until a few hours ago I had been a teenage boy. Looking at the doctor in her underwear was making feel an unusual feeling in my borrowed underwear.
"Are you, like, sure?"
I nodded and she immediately removed her bra and pulled her panties down. She stepped out of them and gathered them up into a ball on her chair. I stared at her naked body a bit too long I realized when she interrupted me saying, "I'm totally ready whenever you, like, are."
"Are you sure?"
She just nodded and stood still.
She looked so much like she were waiting for me to photograph her that I joked, "Say, 'Cheese.'"
As she broke out in a genuine smile I dropped my inner eyelid. Her body stopped moving and began to lose its color. A second later she was solid stone. The varying shades and colors of stone in her body were vivid. The urge to touch her was overwhelming. I closed my eyes. When I opened them I did not open the inner lid. The colors were gone. The urge was different, more of a curiosity. I ran a finger over her protruding nipple. She was already cool to the touch.
I started her recorder before I left the room. I locked the door before closing it.
The waiting room was mostly empty. The receptionist waved me over, "Your mother needed to go start dinner. She said your father would be here in about a half hour." She glanced over at Dr. Adelaide's door before continuing softly, "She had you petrify her."
I must have looked shocked as I nodded.
"Margarite, like, totally loves being transformed." The receptionist said mimicking Dr. Adelaide's voice and diction before returning to her own odd speech pattern. "She's a multimorph. Once she turns back to normal, turning to stone will become a form she can change into from now on."
"So, I've just expanded her trick?"
"Yep. I’m Tess," she said holding out her hand.
“Medusa,” I replied.
The receptionist started looking around her desk. "I just remembered. I’ll find the note Dr. Parker dropped off for you under this envelope.” She moved an envelope on her desk. “Here it is. There is venom in your hairsnakes. Apparently, it's a paralytic toxin. A regular dose might last 30 to 60 minutes." She handed me the paper as she finished divulging its contents. "Can I be among the first of many to ask how it feels to have snakes for hair?"
I laughed, "They are heavier than normal hair. And when they really move around a lot, it itches or tickles my scalp."
She laughed. "They look adorable. I know that's not the usual response but really I can see you putting little bows around their necks."
Some of the snakes hissed at the idea. I was surprised to be feeling some of them would enjoy the adornment. "Well, little bows might make them less intimidating," I replied.
"Exactly," she agreed. "Pink bows wouldn't go with your skin tone. A cream tone or perhaps dark red would be perfect. Oh, your father will be here in a moment. You have no questions you wanted to leave for the staff. I've scheduled an appointment for a month from now on a Saturday with Dr. Lewis.” She handed me an appointment reminder card. “Your father is arriving now. Hello, Mr. Harrison," she called to my father as the door opened."
He looked shocked as I turned to face him. His body language lacked its usual confidence as he approached the desk. "Gordon?"
"I do believe I'm the only snake-haired woman here," I joked.
“That’s your first question?” Tess said under her breath.
"How does it feel being a woman?"
I shrugged. "I haven't really noticed yet. What with turning the school nurse into a statue and all the stuff here."
"You should take her home so she won't have to repeat her stories to your wife," the receptionist interrupted.
"Yes, you're right. Come along, um, Dear."
We walked silently to the car. As we got in I altered the awkwardness by saying, "I might call myself Medusa."
"That certainly fits," he replied. He paused before asking with caution in his voice, "Notice any compulsions yet?"
"Not yet."
"I hope this isn't too weird. I think I'm more intrigued by the fact that you're a woman now than that you have such a strong, potentially dangerous trick. I have no doubt you will be responsible with your trick. But, my best friend growing up also became a woman when he Twisted. Her compulsions really changed her. So, there was little chance we could stay friends. I was relieved when your mother said you seemed to still be our Gordon. And I hope I get answers to some of the questions I never got to ask my friend."
"Can't you just ask Mom?"
"What makes you think I haven't?" He asked with a smile. "But, to the best of my knowledge, she was never a sixteen year-old boy."
So, in order to get more attention from him all these years all I had to do was turn into a girl. Is that disturbing or just funny? "Well, let me have a chance to get use to being like this. It's only been a few hours and I haven't really had any time to think about the changes that took place below the neck."
He laughed. "See, that's something I would never have considered possible. When we get home, you should spend some time alone. I'll make sure your Mom and I give you some space after dinner."
We arrived at home shortly. Dinner was mostly me telling them everything that happened since my twist. When dinner was over Mom said, "I stopped at the mall on the way home and bought you some underwear and a pair of pajamas. Tomorrow we’ll go out and buy you a new wardrobe. Your old clothes are all too small and are somewhat inappropriate."
"That was good thinking, Honey," Dad interrupted. "Maybe... Medusa should go take a bath and become acquainted with her new body."
I was going to complain about the idea of taking a bath when Mom agreed, "Of course. There's probably ash from your old clothes trapped in your skin. Go take a bath."
I was glad to get out of clearing the table. My room wasn’t how I had left it. Mom must have zipped through here and removed all the clothes that had been strewn throughout the room. She had also cleaned up any forgotten dirty dishes. My bed was made. She found the comforter? Where had it been hiding? On the bed was a package of plain white women's underwear, a green pair of pajamas, and two large fluffy towels. Trying not to over think it, I took off the clothes I had received at school. I grabbed the towels and was headed to the main bathroom when Mom appeared.
"Before you go in there, I need to give you one little lesson in being a woman," Mom explained. She proceeded to explain that a certain place was prone to infections and diseases and that it was very important to wipe from front to back when going to the bathroom.
As she said it, I realized I had to go somewhat urgently. I wasn’t sure how I hadn’t noticed this before. "Actually, Mom, that's very timely advice as I really need to go. So, if you'll excuse me..."
I went into the bathroom and put the towels down on a bench. I approached the commode. Because we had just talked about it I didn’t make the mistake of facing it. I sat down and managed to go without any effort. It felt exactly the same and yet totally different at the same time. I wiped as instructed and flushed the toilet. Before I stood up I realized my feet were flat on the floor. My legs were really long apparently. That would take some getting use to.
I got up and started the water running in the tub. The place where I usually lined up the faucet handle felt very cold so I increased the heat. The tub was a large soaker tub able to hold two adults comfortably.
As the water ran, I stood up and looked at myself in the full length mirror. I was stunningly beautiful. I was still having a hard time associating me with this face and now this body in the mirror. I couldn’t believe how tall I was now. It was strange to see breasts and think of them as mine. They seemed a bit bigger than my mother's breasts. They weren’t overly large but they were large enough that guys would have to notice them. My waist looked too thin compared to my hips. For a girl as tall as I it was giving me an almost exaggerated hourglass figure. I wondered what my measurements were.
Before I got too distracted, I turned away from the mirror. When the tub was half full I got in. The water was much warmer than I usually showered with. Yet, it felt great against my skin. I leaned back marveling at how good it felt creeping up my body. I could feel my nipples hardening. When they touched the water my entire body quivered. I gently ran my hands over them, enjoying the pleasure this simple act provided. I had to laugh as I realized this was my first time making it to second base. I spent a lot of time rubbing and occasionally squeezing my breasts. I told myself I was doing it to get use to my breasts but frankly it just felt nice.
After a while I noticed my snakes splashing in the water behind me. Sometimes they seemed to have minds of their own.
My hands roamed down my body to the area I was simultaneously most curious about and most apprehensive about. My hand was laying flat between my legs and my brain was telling me that area should not be flat. Except it was not totally flat. After caressing my breasts for so long, the area down there was slightly open and a little swollen, inviting deeper exploration. I wasn’t ready for that and once I decided to put it off I laughed. If I’d had the same opportunity yesterday to explore a woman's body would I have stopped?
I reached for a washcloth. I didn’t have any body soaps for women so the decision about what to wash with was moot. I looked at the shampoo and realized I would never need that again. Not only was my hair replaced with snakes, but there were no hairs on my skin. Did I have eyebrows? I would have to remember to check. I ran the washcloth along the length of each hair snake. Scrubbing between them against my scalp was oddly invigorating, like a massage. As I ran the cloth down the length of each snake it was a little disconcerting since I was fully aware of the snake's body as I washed it. Normally, I would be no more aware of their bodies than I would be aware of my neck if it was not being stimulated. I also counted thirty-eight snakes of nearly uniform girth, a little over an inch I guessed. Four of them were over twice as long as the others.
I dunked my head a few times to get the soap out from between the snakes. Again, some of the snakes enjoyed it and others hissed. Two of them spit some water out at my face after the third dunk. "Okay, I'll stop," I said to appease them. The water was getting cool anyway so I opened the drain and stood up.
I toweled off and was about to wrap the towel around my waist when I stopped myself. I shouldn’t leave my breasts hanging out. It took a few tries, turning the towel lengthwise and getting it tight enough so it wouldn’t slip down off my chest.
I looked in the mirror and discovered the copper cast to my skin above my eyes darkened to almost a brown color, imitating eyebrows. But there was no hair there. My outer eyelids, which resembled human eyelids, however did have lashes. So I wasn’t completely hairless.
I stayed in front of the mirror watching the snakes. I spent a good hour commanding them in groups and individually to move about. The four longest snakes were also the most dexterous. I got one of them to hold my toothbrush and actually do part of the brushing. After a minute or two, that snake was weakening. I had another long snake continue the job until it started weakening. Then I finished brushing my teeth manually.
I left the bathroom, crossing the hallway in just a towel and closed the door to my room. Mom said I wasn’t going to school tomorrow so I had the evening to do whatever I wanted. I sat down on the bed and opened the package of underwear. Letting the towel fall off, I prepared to put a pair on. Once again I noticed that when I bent at the waist my head did not reach the middle of my shins like it should. My head was only down to my knees and I had to reach with my arms almost straight down to touch my toes. Sitting on the bed it was much easier to put on the panties as I could pull my legs toward me. Once I got them on. they slid home disturbingly flatly, but also comfortably soft.
I put on the pajamas next, fumbling with the buttons on the top until I realized they were backwards. I once read that women's clothing buttoned the opposite way to how men’s clothing buttoned. I guessed that was true. The pajamas fit oddly. The shirt seemed too long and the pants were so short they barely reached the tops of my calves. The material felt nice on my skin, satin according to the label. My nipples were creating a tent effect on the top. I guessed bras were not just for support.
There was a knock at my door. "Come in," I called out.
Dad opened the door. He focused his attention on my face. "I was wondering if you wouldn't mind doing something."
That was vague. "What exactly?"
"Your mother and I assume you would never use your trick on someone maliciously. But, we also don't really know what your trick does, um, first hand. I want you to petrify me so that if we needed to punish you for some reason related to your trick we would have some basis from which to gauge what you did to determine a suitable reaction."
"I guess I should appreciate your frankness," I replied. "We should go down to the garage. We wouldn't want a statue of you crashing through the floor."
"You don't mind?"
I shrugged, "It's who I am now."
As we walked down to the garage Dad reminisced about his old friend. "After Shawn, now Shawna, twisted we would still talk regularly for a few weeks. She once told me how when she and her Mom went to buy clothes she was surprised at how much she was into the frilly clothes. I tried to remind her that personality changes can easily include changes in fashion sense. I even tried to convince her that no one wanted to see the beautiful girl he’d become dressing in oversized shirts and boys jeans.
"But somehow, every time I tried to comfort her or be supportive, she took it the wrong way. Eventually, I found out that one of her compulsions made her suspect that anyone being nice to her was trying to get into her pants. That was so bizarre since she was also attracted to the low-life losers who would openly admit they wanted to get into her pants. I suppose that made her feel they were being more honest than me. When I denied wanting to have sex with her she figured I was lying.
"In any case, don’t be surprised if you find out you like something that the old you would rather be dead than wear because, in a way, Gordon is dead. And while I may not have a son any more, I am certainly happy that I have you as my daughter."
"Daddy, don’t," I choked out as I felt a swell of emotion. "I’m not ready to cry at the sappy parts of the movie yet."
"Sorry," he said stopping in front of me. "I didn’t realize we were on stage. The point I’m trying to make is that you should embrace your new self. You’ll feel better about all the changes that way." He surprised me again by giving me a big hug. It felt nice to be safe in Daddy’s arms. I did tear up and I wasn't sure if it was because he was trying so hard to be understanding or if it was because I was thinking of him as "Daddy" instead of "Dad" or "Father".
As we entered the garage, I turned on the light. "How do you want to pose?" I asked pointing toward the other side of room.
"Oh," he mused as he crossed the room. He stood with his legs shoulder-width apart with his hand hovering just off his hips. "How's this?"
"Very Superman," I joked. "Ready?"
After he nodded, I thought I would be dramatic, "In 3,... 2,... 1,... Rock!"
Watching him suddenly stiffen and start to turn gray was less exciting since his clothes obscured most of the effect. Once again there was a weird scent right as he transformed. It smelled really good. It was kind of like ozone but nuttier.
It was odd to see a stone statue wearing clothes, though. I checked out the colors inside of him. They were more complex and more pronounced than the bird's had been. Standing here, the urge to touch the statue was also stronger than it had been with the bird. I wanted to experiment, but not with Daddy.
With a head shake, I turned to leave. I was going to turn off the light but left it on so he could see when he transformed back.
In the enclosed breezeway between the garage and the kitchen door I bumped into Mom headed the other way. Startled, my hairsnakes hissed at her, forming a display around my head that made me look taller and made my head seem wider, like a cobra ready to strike.
Mom jumped back, startled. She might have been intimidated by my being taller than her, especially with my hairsnakes accentuating my height.
I willed my snakes to settle down as I said, "Sorry, they do that by themselves. I didn't expect to see you here."
"I was just going to check on your Father, make sure he doesn't fall over."
"The way he's standing that's highly unlikely." I said as I walked past her. That was when I noticed she was holding the good camera. What was happening clicked for me and I could not get away from the garage fast enough. I failed to not think about the time she told me how much she enjoyed being so fast that the people around her looked like statues.
In my room, I played video games with the sound turned up a bit louder than usual.
After a few hours, there was a knock at my door. Mom opened the door and announced, "We're heading to the mall early so shut that down and get some sleep. Good night."
I lowered the volume and finished the level so I could save. After I turned it off I turned out the lights. The room was still plainly visible though there was no color. Could I see in the dark? I closed my eyes and the room was still plainly visible. It was my hairsnakes. They could see in the dark. I opened my inner lids and my vision became more sharp but there was no color to become more vivid. I wondered if I could petrify someone in the dark.
I laid down on my stomach as usual but that was a mistake. There was no way that would work with these breasts of mine. Rolling onto my side irritated my hairsnakes. I used my arm to sweep the snakes in back upward as I settled down on my back. No body parts seemed to be complaining now. I stared at the ceiling for a little while. My neck felt relieved now that it was not holding up a head and thirty-eight snakes.
When I woke up I couldn’t remember falling asleep. It was still dark according to the clock even though I could see clearly. I felt wide awake so I got up. I used the bathroom and went downstairs.
Mom was in the kitchen looking like she normally did in the morning, painfully thin like she was about to waste away. She barely grunted at me as she struggled to lift a box of cereal. I rushed over and helped her pour her first bowl. She nodded gratefully as I poured the milk. She was already spooning it into her mouth rapidly, though to her it must felt like it was going slowly.
Since she didn’t like being watched when she had to load up on food, I excused myself. I went into the breezeway and looked outside. I saw a bird not far away. Looking around to make sure I was alone, I flashed my inner eyelids open and close quickly, catching the bird as they were unfurling their wings to take flight.
I stepped out the door and brought the bird into the garage, setting them down on my work bench. I opened my inner eye and really examined the lines and swirls of color only I could see. This bird was more vivid than the other bird, the lines more dynamic. I grabbed a drawing book from the shelf and it suddenly clicked. The swirls were the bird's underlying musculature. The lines were possibly veins and arteries or nerves. I could see the petrified anatomy of someone I petrified. I could also see a faint glow emanating from my palms. That desire to touch the bird was back and I knew somehow I should place my palms against him.
I needed to know what this was about. I placed my palms on the bird's chest and back as those were the flattest parts of the bird in this pose. Nothing seemed to happen for a moment. I concentrated on my palms when suddenly I felt a surge of power. The glow on my palms brightened. The crazy display of colors became more rich. I felt a little warm all over.
"Medusa!" Mom called.
I released the bird and snapped my eyes shut in case she was coming in.
"I made pancakes. Come and eat," she continued.
"Be right there," I called back. I got up and looked at the statue. Since I didn’t want to leave it trapped in the garage an hour from now, I picked it up and set it down outside facing away from the house.
I went to the kitchen where Mom was looking fit, rather than deathly ill.
"You're up early," Mom noted.
"Yeah, I'm not sure why," I replied as I sat down at the table. "I feel very awake this morning."
Mom sat down in front of a huge stack of pancakes and laid out her plan for getting me a new wardrobe. As we talked Daddy arrived and ate a couple pancakes before heading off to work. When he left, Mom got up too and gave him a kiss goodbye. "I'm going upstairs to find you something to wear to the mall," she told me.
I finished my breakfast and cleared the table. Having one's twist apparently only got you one day off from your chores. When I went back to my room I found a jogging outfit on the bed. The top was basically a jacket with a zipper and the bottoms had a simple drawstring waist.
"Mom?" I called. "Don't you want me to wear anything under this jacket?"
She zipped into my room and said, "Normally, you would wear a sports bra and a T-shirt or tube top of some kind under the jacket of a jogging outfit. But, you’re going to be taking off and putting on that jacket so many times today, you will be glad you aren't wrestling with pulling a shirt over your hairsnakes every time you do." When a few of them hissed, she added, "See? Even they agree."
I had no reason to protest even though I felt like this was a bit risky. Was I a prude?
"Besides," she continued. "It'll make you look a little frumpy. Your head is going to call a lot of attention toward you. You don't need your body doing it too on your first excursion to the mall, do you?"
"Well, isn't being stared at something I need to get use to?"
"You will have a whole lifetime of guys and some gals gawking at your boobs and long legs, dear," she said with honest sympathy. "And unlike most girls your age, you haven't had fifteen years of training, learning what it's like to be looked at like a prize to be won by creeps and gentlemen alike. You’re not only gorgeous, you’re also exotic. You've seen yourself in the mirror. Wouldn't the old you drool over the sight of you, hairsnakes or no hairsnakes?"
"I wouldn't even try to talk to me if I were Gordon."
"No, most guys would consider you out of reach," she continued with disdain. "But you know which classmates would pursue you, and probably will pursue you. What do those guys have in common?"
I thought about who the school players were and realized where she was going, "They're all jerks, far more interested in themselves than the girls they date."
"Thankfully, you are aware of the problem. But, has it sunk in that you’re now playing the game from the other side now?" She wondered. "You handled being ostracized because of your looks very well. And I'm sure that at first, your current looks will continue to put some people off. But, you're very tall, thin, curvy and have big boobs. The boys at your school will eventually find your hairsnakes normal and after that they will only see you as a hot babe. Go to the mall frumpy while you can. There's no need to rush into looking your best when you have nothing at all to wear."
I felt overwhelmed by the foresight and understanding Mom was displaying so I pulled her into a hug. It was oddly comforting even though I towered over her. "Thanks, Mom," I choked out.
"You're welcome," she replied stiltedly, perhaps not expecting me to express my thanks like this.
We separated and I said, "I don't know where that came from. You never really gave me a talk about boys before. Not that I needed one. Um. Relationships, that's it. You never talked to me about relationships between adult partners before."
"I don't know what to say. I would have stepped in if I’d witnessed any misogyny from you," she replied. "I guess I always thought of that as your father's department."
"Daddy was always so distant," I explained. "Last night, I heard about his best friend growing up. I was the longest story I've ever heard him tell about his youth."
"Daddy?" Mom asked. "I’ve never heard you call him Daddy since you were like three years old."
"I don’t think I’ve thought of him as Dad…" – I had to pause not to put the "Eee" at the end of Dad – “since he picked me up at the Clinic."
"He never speaks about his youth. The fact that he told you a story yesterday is amazing." After an awkward pause, she joked, "If this is how you react to a talk about boys I can't wait to see how you react when we have the full feminine hygiene conversation."
There were not a lot of people in the mall, but I was turning every head. I heard a little child asking his Mommy why that lady has snakes on her head when it wasn’t Halloween. In fact, with my heightened hearing I could make out more of the conversations left in my wake than was comforting as several of them involved young men posturing with one another at how they hoped I would make them rock hard. I suspected they wouldn’t be the last guys to make that joke about me. Some also speculated about what they would find at the top of my long legs.
We arrived at a specialty lingerie shop. The old me would have been beet red at the thought of going in here, worried that he would be kicked out at any moment. Today, I was just glad to get out of the open part of the mall.
"Oh, my gracious me," the older saleswoman exclaimed as she caught sight of me. "You are just stunning. And far more out of proportion than most girls."
"What do you mean?" my mother asked.
"They won’t bite will they?" she asked as she reached toward my forehead with a tape measure.
"If I want them to," I said. "Go ahead, it’s safe." I held my hairsnakes at bay while she measured from near the top of my head to my waist and from my waist to the floor.
"For a girl your height, your waist should be six inches lower and your diaphragm should extend another couple inched down. Here and here." She said putting one hand on my thighs and the other just above my belly button. Not to mention your narrow waist. You are going to have a rough time finding clothes that fit," she explained. "Since you aren’t wearing a bra I’m guessing you twisted recently?"
"Yesterday," Mom said. "She’s bigger than me and since she’s so tall I figured she should get herself measured first."
"All women should get themselves measured, Deary," the lady said. "And every few years get your size rechecked since gravity is not your girls’ friend. Now let me see about the young lady. I might need my step ladder to reach over your shoulder. She managed to take measurements in various directions around my chest. She declared me a 34D and called that a normal size. When I mentioned that I didn’t think the cup would be so high, she explained that cup size goes up as the chest diameter goes down. "Your upper ribcage is nearly as narrow as your tiny waist. A corset is going to love you, dear."
She handed me a dark emerald lacy bra and pointed me toward the fitting area. Mom had been right about wearing something easy to take off and put on. I unzipped the jogging jacket and laid it aside. My mother gasped. "What?" I asked.
"Your back, have you looked at it?"
"Not really."
"Your skin has that orange hue to it but down your spine starting from your hairsnakes, the color deepens to a rich green stripe about a couple inches wide."
The woman got a large hand held mirror and angled it so I could see my back. "The way the colors blend is very striking," she commented.
"I didn't think to look at my back."
"Shall we get back to your front?" She asked. After I nodded the woman put down the mirror and stood behind me. She told me to bend over. Then she showed me how to get all of my breast tissue into the cup before standing up by literally reaching into the cup of the bra and pulling my boobs into the cups. Though she did it with the casual air of someone who would say, "I've pulled a million boobs into bras. They're just boobs," they were my boobs and my boobs had not been handled in such a manner before.
When I stood up I was shocked at how much the bra caused my breasts to thrust forward. She made a few minor adjustments to the straps and then asked how it felt. "That is so much more comfortable than going braless."
She showed me how to work the hooks and then I tried on a couple more bras for fit. We ended up buying several green bras, a couple orange bras, and a couple sports bras. I wore one of the green bras out of the store. It felt that good. I could not believe the price of a bra. As we left I asked Mom about where the money would come for this.
"A friend of your father’s suggested we open a savings account as a contingency for an unusual Twist. You were about four at the time. There’s quite a bit of money in that account so we can easily afford an entirely new wardrobe. Hopefully, there will still be something left in the account when we’re done."
"Clever."
"And if you had never needed it, we'd have vacation money we could use once you went to college."
"Was I invited?"
Mom immediately pointed to our next destination, "Next, everyday wear."
At the next store we tried to find me normal clothes but the jeans weren’t available for girls with my narrow waist and long legs. We tried some normally knee-length skirts that barely made it down to the middle of my thighs. I was not ready to wear skirts that short. The blouses felt like dresses since some of them also reached down to my mid-thigh.
We had nothing but underwear and bras when we went into the shoe store next. My feet at least were only slightly on the high side of average, meaning they looked dainty on my large frame. She picked out a pair of sandals that looked okay, a pair of sneakers, and then I saw them: snakeskin pumps. I needed to have snakeskin shoes.
Mom thought I was crazy, "Those must be five inch heels. You’ll break your neck in them. And you really don’t need to be taller."
"But, they look so good and they don’t come in a smaller height."
"Gor-- um, Medusa, you are not ready for stiletto heeled shoes."
"Let me try them on," I begged.
"Fine," she relented handing me a box in my size.
I opened the box and let my fingers run up and down the shoe. I was already wearing socks from trying on the other shoes so I slipped the shoe onto my foot. It was a perfect fit. I got the other one on and stood up. I had thought I was tall before but adding another four or five inches to my height was unbelievable. I could see over everything in the store.
I took a few tentative steps without falling and became emboldened. After just a few stumbles, I was walking around the room with a casual ease. When I returned to the chair I had started from, Mom was just staring at me awestruck.
"How did you do that?" She asked.
"I have no idea," I replied. "But, I am curious." I reached for a lower, chunkier heeled shoe in my size that was just leather. I put them on and walked around feeling less confident. I wobbled more and was taking the occasional baby step. "It’s the snakeskin. I must have an affinity for it, or a compulsion."
"Well, would you wear those pumps to school?" She asked. "That’s the important question."
"I guess so," I relied. "Daddy said I need to be true to who I’ve become."
We left the shoe store with a pair of sandals, dark brown flats, a pair of sneakers, and my snakeskin pumps. From there we were headed to another clothing store when I stopped in front of a boutique shop with a dress in the window that caught my eye. It was white, voluminous, and sleeveless with lots of draping.
"I want to try that on," I told Mom.
"Really?" she asked incredulously. "That's a very dressy dress. You couldn’t wear it to school."
"I need to try it on."
"Okay, let's go in."
She followed me inside. Many of the dresses in here were wonderful to look at. I was cringing on the inside at the thought of wearing a dressy dress. I guessed it was the draping that was setting off my compulsion. Draping in sculpture always fascinated me and now I was attracted to it in clothing.
While I was gawking, Mom found a saleswoman. "This is my daughter Medusa. She just twisted."
"You have wonderful skin, my dear," the woman said reaching to shake my hand.
Taking it, I said, "I want to try on the white dress in the window."
She took out a measuring tape. "Oh, dear, I'm afraid that dress wouldn’t look good on you. That one is designed to raise the level of one's hips and you don't need that at all. Why don't you try this one. It's more a cream color and should complement with your skin tone." She flipped through a few dresses on a rack before pulling one off in my size. It was gorgeous. "Follow me to the dressing room."
I would have followed her anywhere. In the dressing room I removed my jogging suit and even the hairsnakes cooperated to get the dress over my head. It was similarly draped and had just one wide strap of flowing material going over my left shoulder. In the mirror in the dressing room, the dress flared slightly below my hip making my torso look longer. A golden clasp sat at the shoulder holding two separate straps on the same side. The two pieces of fabric ran down my chest, cupping each breast separately creating a peek-a-boo window between my breasts. The dress stopped just slightly above my knee. Most of my upper back was also exposed. It was a bit disconcerting. But at the same time I loved the look.
"Are you okay?" called my mother.
I stepped out of the dressing room and over to a three-way mirror.
"Oh, honey, you look amazing in that dress," Mom declared. She started to tear up. “You should be wearing one of the orange bras though. It wouldn’t show through the front as much.”
"Yes, she does," added the saleswoman. "Do you see how this ruching here seems to pull your hips down?"
"I love it," was all I could say. "Are they all this fancy? I don't think I could wear this to school."
"To school? You mean like a prom?" asked the saleswoman.
"No, I mean to everyday classes," I replied hopefully.
"My dear, these dresses are meant to be evening wear. A girl your age should be wearing lighter, less busy clothing."
"But all the tops felt like short dresses and none of the pants fit my long legs."
"You went to a normal clothing store, right?" the saleswoman asked. "I have another store here in the mall that has similar tall fashions as we have here but they are casual wear instead of formal wear. Why don't you head over there and try on some clothes?"
"I had no idea those two stores were related," Mom stated.
After purchasing the cream colored dress, we went to the other store where we were greeted by another saleswoman who seemed to be expecting us. I immediately noticed a leather skirt. It was long and narrow and I just had to try it on. Mom insisted I find a top before going into the changing room. I had several tops, skirts and a summer dress by the time I went to the changing room.
It turned out I had a thing for leather, like the snakeskin pumps. But, the real reason I didn’t like the other clothes was not because I needed draping. It was the sleeves. I felt uncomfortable in any top or dress that had sleeves or wide straps. Spaghetti straps and strapless tops were comfortable. I also didn’t like tight pants. Baggy pants like the jogging outfit were tolerable. I just didn’t like having fabric tight against my inner thighs. I also seemed to like clothing that pinched at the knees. The summer dress was functional but I liked wearing one with a mermaid style. While most of my tops were sleeveless, I discovered I liked shawls. Most girls layered jackets over their tops, I was more likely to layer a shawl over mine.
"This did not turn out as I expected," Mom said as we took a break in the food court. "I expected to be buying you a bunch of jeans and T-shirts, just cut appropriately for your body. The only denim in here is a tight skirt."
That was one of my favorite skirts because the opening at the knees was the narrowest of all. I guessed I was going to be a good girl since I liked to keep my knees locked together.
"I also expected to just buy T-shirts and jeans," I agreed. "I don't feel as weird about buying dresses and skirts now that I've been trying them on."
"Well, normally I’d suggest a trip to the hair salon but that's one aspect of being a woman you won't get to enjoy," Mom said half-jokingly. "How about a nail salon to do something about those sharp nails?"
"You just want to see me with nail polish on my fingernails."
"That too," she admitted. "C'mon, it'll be fun. I thought you were embracing the new you."
"I knew I never should have told you that."
When we got there we were lucky to get an immediate opening. A woman older than I expected showed me to a chair. "Well, look at you, do you control those things?"
"Mostly," I said trying to sound unsure of myself.
"Oh," she had been reaching for my hands but jumped back.
"Don't scare the woman," Mom admonished me.
"They listen to what I tell them to do but they can act on their own."
The woman finally took a look at my nails and made ticking noise by drawing air between her teeth, "Tsk, tsk, tsk, these nails are wonderfully long but the shape is scary. Do you want me to reshape them?"
I could feel discontent forming among the snakes, "Well, I guess so. I don't want to hurt anyone with them." The snakes grew louder and were definitely hissing.
The woman let go of my hand. "I've seen this before. The thing is, I'm guessing you just twisted. When a twist makes this kind of specific change to things like hair or nails, changing them can cause problems. Now, how about we just give them some color and leave the shapes alone."
As she said this the snakes stopped hissing, although a few different ones seemed to be against the coloring. Though they did not hiss as vehemently.
"It's too bad you aren't wearing any makeup that we could coordinate the color with," the woman said.
"Make up," Mom exclaimed. "I almost forgot."
"I'm not so sure," I stated.
"Oh, what young woman doesn't like makeup?" the woman asked.
"The kind who can shatter mirrors with a glance," I replied.
"Really?"
"Oh, I forgot about that too," Mom admitted.
"There's a lot of mirrors here not shattering," the woman said nervously.
"Well, no one's poking at my eyes."
"Okay, you could still wear lipstick, blush... I was going to say concealer but your skin is almost flawless so you don't really need it. Still, there's lots of makeup that doesn't involve poking at your eyes. An eyebrow pencil could give you a bit more definition above your eyes. Would that be safe?"
I sighed. "Yes, that all sounds safe. Stuff that lines the eye could cause a problem."
"In that case, there's also eye shadow," the woman added. "Though your eyes really don't need enhancing." She turned her attention to my hands. "I'm going to put a dark green polish on your nails and then put a thin silver streak down it. I think pulling those colors out of your friends there will pop, especially if you can get a matching lip gloss, or perhaps a few shades darker. Just make sure it's a pure green, not something found in leaves, like a holly green."
"I'll go with whatever you think works," I accepted.
She started working on my nails, buffing the edges. If she hovered her hands over clippers or scissors my hairsnakes would hiss. At one point she commented, "Can they see?"
I closed my eyes and said, "Point at something." When she did, I told her she was pointing at my mother.
"You can see through their eyes? Wow, that is one major twist."
"You don't know the half of it."
"I think I do," she whispered, leaning in close conspiratorially. "I heard a rumor that someone at the high school was turned into a statue and is now hidden in the basement so no one will find out. Any truth to that?"
I looked at Mom who shrugged then nodded. "Very little," I admitted. "The school nurse tried to check my eyes while I was unconscious after my twist. And she was petrified. It only lasted a little over an hour. I don't know what the school keeps in the basement."
"Your eyes are open now. Am I in danger?"
"Do I look dangerous?" I asked swiveling my hairsnakes in her direction. "My eyes are not fully open. If I did open them you'd be petrified and the mirrors behind you would shatter."
She jumped back a bit. "Don't do that with your friends up there," she admonished. "You wouldn't want me to mess up your nails."
She changed the topic and soon my nails were dried and polished. She had even rounded the very tips slightly taking the edge off. A few doors down we found a bath and body shop and Mom insisted we ask them about body wash for my unusual skin. They actually had a test kit to determine what kinds of botanical soaps would work best to keep my skin soft and healthy. Mom bought some body wash and a scrub sponge.
We went to the cosmetics counter at one of the mall's end stores. An older woman there retreated as soon as she saw us and we had to wait a few minutes while another salesclerk came over from another department to help us. Mom was muttering about how she could not understand how people like that lived in Spiral.
A few minutes later another saleswoman arrived and spoke with the woman hiding from us. The later arriving woman walked up to us and said, "I'm terribly sorry about my colleague over there. She's deathly afraid of snakes and is embarrassed by her inability to maintain a professional attitude."
"It's okay."
"Well, you are too kind. Now, what can I do for you?"
"She wants a makeover." Mom blurted out.
"I do not want a makeover." I interrupted. "The woman at the nail salon suggested I find a similar or darker green colored lipstick to go with my nails."
"Your face is so exotically gorgeous even I don't think you need a make over. I would recommend a little eye shadow to really bring your eyes out. And maybe a gold eyeliner."
"No way," I said. "Just the lip gloss."
"You're being rude," Mom loudly whispered.
"Should I come back?"
"No, it's fine," I said. "What you don't realize and Mother here seems to have forgotten, is that I woke up yesterday morning as a sixteen year-old boy. My twist turned me into this Ancient Greek myth and changed my gender at the same time. I'm not interested in makeup and considering what these eyes can do, the last thing I need is to call attention to them."
"Do I want to know what they can do?"
"The snakes should be a clue. It only lasts about an hour." I blurted out. "I also shatter mirrors when I use that trick."
"Okay, I can get you the lip stick. I think this would look good on you." She said reaching into the display case and got out a silver tube. She spent a few minutes teaching me how to apply the lip stick. It looked very striking in the mirror. "Are you sure we can't try a little eyeshadow?"
I sighed. "Okay, just don't get too close to my lashes." After she got out a few powders, she put some yellow powder on a small applicator and told me to close my eyes. I moved some snakes around to get a view of what she was doing.
"What are they doing?"
"I can see what they see."
"Well, then you have nothing to worry about once you learn to do this yourself," she explained. "You can use them as your mirror, you don't have to worry about shattering a mirror in your face."
"I didn't think of that."
She applied two colors to my eyelid and showed me how to blend them. Then she demonstrated applying eyeliner on herself. I ended up getting several types of makeup, including eyeliners and mascara.
Thanks for reading. Comments are always welcome.
We returned from the mall around two o'clock. As we walked past the garage I was surprised to see the bird statue still sitting just outside the back of the breezeway. As I hurried up to my room to drop off my shopping bags, Mom called out to me. "Don't even think about wearing that cream colored dress in that filthy garage. And don't get any makeup on it when you take it off."
I kicked off the pumps and removed the dress carefully. I put on the first top I could find. It was a dark green, cropped tank top with a zipper in front. I grabbed the tight leather skirt. It felt really good to pull the skirt's zipper up my backside. I put my snakeskin pumps back on.
I knew Mom would need to do some carbo-loading so I hurried out the front door and around to the backyard. I picked up the still petrified bird and went into the garage.
Making sure the door was shut, I opened my eyes to look at the bird. The colored lines and swirls inside the bird were very muted. If I had not seen them brightly before, I might not have noticed them at all now.
Before I could speculate about why the bird was still petrified. There was a knock at the door. I closed my inner eyelids quickly.
"I'll be sure to knock first, Mrs. Harrison," a voice called out. It was Elliot. "Can I come in?"
"It's open," I announced.
Elliot opened the door slowly. When he saw me his jaw hit the floor. He just stood there in shock.
"If you are just going to stand there like a statue, I can turn you into the real thing."
"Gordon?" He managed to ask.
"I think I'm going to use the name Medusa. It's more appropriate than Gordon."
"You are smokin' hot," he looked me up and down. "And so tall. That skirt is so... why are you wearing a skirt and those shoes?"
"You're allowed to stare uncontrollably for only a few more minutes," I joked. "As for the skirt, I have some kind of compulsion against wearing pants. And the shoes, they were a compulsion too."
"Bummer," he commented as he finally stepped into the room and closed the door. He walked straight up to me, "I can't believe how tall you are. In those heels you must be six foot nine or so." His eye level was even with the top of my cleavage. He made a point of looking straight ahead and said, "I can't complain about the view." With a laugh, he sat down on the low bench he always sat on. "It's really true. You had your twist. There were rumors that you turned someone to stone. People are going to believe that rumor when they get a look at you."
"It's true."
"You're shittin' me."
"No, it's true," I said, pointing at the bird.
"Holy, fuck," he exclaimed.
"It only lasts an hour or so. Or at least it did when I did it to Mrs. Rhymes."
"Wow, how'd she react to being turned into a statue?"
"It's funny. She thought she had only been unable to move for about five minutes." I said. "Let me tell you about my day yesterday.” When I mentioned how I discovered I could see with my hairsnakes, he interrupted.
"You can see with those things?"
"Yes, it's like black and white and last night I found out they can see in the dark."
"And I can tell you can control them. How well can you control them?"
I had a couple of the really long snakes extend themselves. "I used these two last night to brush my teeth. Doing that tired them out pretty quickly but I'm sure it looked cool. But, I'm getting ahead of myself.
"I decided to chance looking at myself in a mirror hanging in the biology lab. And that's when I discovered I had this face."
"You know," Elliot interrupted. "You don't look anything like you use to but I know I've seen that face before."
"It does seem familiar," I agreed. "I don't look like any of my cousins or aunts. While looking in the lab mirror, I noticed there was a closed inner eyelid under my normal eyelid. I was looking through it. While squinting to see it, I made it twitch and open and suddenly the mirror shattered. These little guys jumped in the way of the flying glass. One of them was nearly sliced in two but it's already regrown its head.
"Looking around the room with those lids open is psychedelic. The colors are more vivid and there are colors that make no sense. I accidentally petrified a bird sitting on the window sill outside the biology lab. And that was when I realized I wasn't dangerous."
"What's it look like when you petrify something?"
"It's odd. The color seems to drain out of them and leaves behind the dull stone statue. It only takes a second. Oh, and when I look at a statue I've made, I can see lines and swirls inside the stone. I don't know what that means.
"Now, where was I? Oh, yeah, some doctors from the Spiral Clinic arrived and asked me a bunch of questions. Then, they took me to the clinic and asked me even more questions for a few hours. When I was done with the last doctor, she asked me to petrify her."
"She didn't."
"She did. According to the receptionist, the doctor is a multimorph and she probably had me petrify her so she would gain another form she could change into. Although I don't know why someone would want to turn into a statue." That last comment made me think of my parents and I just shook my head.
"What's with the head shake?"
"Nothing."
"You lips say, 'Nothing,' but your snakes look embarrassed."
"They do?"
"No, I can't read your snakes, yet. But now I know you do feel embarrassed," he laughed. "So spill it."
"I wasn't going to mention this, but Daddy last night—"
"Daddy?" Elliot asked in a tone mocking how I had probably said it. "You sound adorable saying, 'Daddy.'"
"Now, I am embarrassed," I said. I must have been blushing and that made me curious what color I was. "Last night, my father," I overemphasized, "asked me to petrify him."
"Did he say why?"
"He said something about needing to know what happens when I cause someone to be petrified so that if he needed to hand down punishment over my misuse of my trick he would be familiar with what being petrified felt like."
"And you thought this was bullshit, why?"
"As I left the room I ran into Mom heading to the garage with a camera."
"No way."
"You know how she goes fast? She once told me it thrilled her to move around other people standing still as statues."
"I think the only thing worse then finding out about your parents’ kinks would be finding out your parents don't have any kinks."
"That's very comforting," I laughed. "Where was I?"
"You were leaving the clinic."
"Dadd-- Dad picked me up from the Clinic and we went home. I had dinner and then I was sent to go take a bath because Mom said I probably had soot in my hairsnakes. That was the first time I had a big mirror to see my whole body with. I'm just going to call the bath sensual because even if I go into detail, you will read more into it than actually happened regardless. I figure you may as well have your little fantasies."
"Thanks, I think," Elliot replied. "Did you go while in the bathroom?"
"Oh, yeah, I did. It wasn't very interesting. In fact, it wasn't very different aside from having to do it sitting down. Oh, and having to wipe afterward."
"Nothing's there to give a good shake."
Ignoring that comment, I continued, "Afterward I spent time in front of the mirror practicing getting these guys to do what I ask. When I got back to my room I put on some pajamas Mom bought while I was at the Clinic. Eventually, I went to bed and woke up this morning. Today was a five hour shopping spree at the mall."
"Are you wearing lipstick?"
"Yes, it goes with my nails," I said with my voice pitched up higher than normal as I twinkled my fingers at him.
Elliot started laughing hard, "Woah, that was girly."
"Well, I've always known I was going to twist and that the person I was would not necessarily be who I became. I need to embrace my girly-hood."
"I can embrace that for you."
I made my hairsnakes swing around and glare at him.
"That's intense, dude." He leaned back.
"I'm afraid I have to be one of those girls that friend-zones you. Don't expect benefits."
"Awww, you're no fun," Elliot moaned. "But seriously, you never struck me as someone who would be happy to explore his feminine side this easily."
"I'm not or I wasn’t. It's just if I don't just go for it I get the feeling I'd end up curled up in my bed sobbing all day."
"Do you need a hug?" he asked. Something about his body language seemed genuine.
"I don't know."
He got up. "That means you need a hug," he demanded reaching out to me. "C'mon, no funny business. You need a hug."
He held me. I tensed up waiting for him to do something stupid. But, all he did was stand there with his hands holding my back.
"Loosen up a little Gordo. If you need to cry, you go right ahead."
I raised my arms and he let go immediately. "Thanks, Elliot. But, I don't think I'm ready for being held like that."
"Like what? I was just being a friend. You're the one who friend-zoned me." He smiled. "Can I touch a snake?"
"Sure," I said, floating a long one to him.
He held his hand out and let the snake curl around his hand once. He rubbed the back of its head with his other hand. "Feels like a real snake. Do they eat?"
"I have no idea. I certainly hope not. I can't imagine how these short ones would be long enough to digest anything." I could feel some of the snakes drifting toward Elliot. "I think they like being rubbed like that."
"Can you feel it?"
"Distantly. If a bunch of them were as mellow as the one you're holding, it might feel nice to me. All I know is that one snake is felling mellow."
"So what it's like to have big boobs?"
"You would ask that," I replied.
"Yeah, but consider how long we've been talking and I'm only now asking about having boobs."
"Is that restraint or is the rest of my twist just that much more interesting."
"I'm going with restraint only because it sounds more mature."
"Yeah, right, I believe that." I mocked. "In any case, the answer I'm sorry to say is I don't know. They feel nice, not that I'm inviting you to check yourself."
"Awww."
"And they are kind of heavy. I was disappointed last night when I couldn’t sleep on my stomach comfortably like I use to. I haven't internalized having them yet. They're still 'these things on my chest'. I'm guessing someday they'll be 'my breasts' but I'm not there yet."
"I assume that's also the answer to your other feminine anatomy."
"Yes," I replied noncommittally.
Elliot looked like he was going to press the point but decided to drop it. There was an awkward pause until he suddenly looked all around the room and jumped up. "I've got it."
"Got what?"
He went over to a shelf and pulled the sheet off the bust I had made a few months ago. "That's who you look like," he exclaimed pointing at the bust.
I walked over to the bust and looked at it. I picked it up and held it up beside my face and asked him, "Seriously? Do I look like this?"
"That bust is your twin sister who had snake reduction surgery."
I laughed as many of the snakes hissed.
"Why are they hissing?"
"They don't like it when they feel threatened. They lack a sense of humor." I put the bust down on the bench nearby and studied it again. "I guess I do look like this."
"Your twist must have pulled your look out of your subconscious. That's so cool."
"Then why am I orange and green? And scaly?"
"You aren't scaly."
"I'm not bumpy. But there's definitely a scaly pattern in my coloration."
"In your coloration? What are you a puppy?" He asked. "You actually worry that you're some kind of monster, don't you?"
I flared my snakes into a big headdress. "Don't I look monstrous?"
"Squeal about your lip gloss and shiny colored nails again," he deadpanned. "That was monstrous."
"Okay, I'm not a monster. Just don't offer to hug me again."
"A change of topic seems in order. What did the Clinic have to say about your tricks? You glossed that part over."
I described the various tests Dr. Adelaide conducted, finishing by saying, "They were surprised by my trick. Very few Twisted can directly affects others without touching them."
"Can you petrify multiple people at once?"
"I don't know," I realized.
"Do your targets have to look at you and do you have to look at your targets in order to petrify them?"
"I guess so."
"Which one? Both? Was that bird looking at you?"
I thought back to petrifying the bird and it was about to fly away from me so how could it have been looking at me? "No, the bird wasn't looking my way. Oh, the doctor measured the distance at which my gaze broke mirrors and it was just under sixteen feet."
"Medusa?" Mom called out from the kitchen.
"Yes, Mom," I called back after opening the door to the breezeway.
"Dinner will be ready in a few minutes. Is Elliot staying for dinner?"
"Tell her, 'No'," Elliot said.
"He said, 'No'," I repeated. "I'll be there in a few minutes." I closed the door."
"You need to find out if you affect people looking away or standing behind you."
"At some point."
"No, let's start finding out now."
"How are we going to do that?"
He stood up and grabbed the measuring tape from a shelf and handed the roll to me and told me to stand by the door while he walked to the other side of the room holding the end. "How far apart are we?"
"Over nineteen feet," I read off the tape.
He turned around away from me, still holding the end of the tape measure in his hand, over his shoulder. "Turn on your trick and start walking toward me. If I turn to stone, stop walking toward me and record the distance. If you can affect people not looking at you we'll find out the range at which that works."
"And you'll be a statue for an hour."
"It'll only feel like five minutes by the time you get done with dinner. Besides, at some point you're going to zap me. May as well be on my terms the first time."
I sighed. "Okay, it's on," I said opening my inner eyelids. "Eighteen feet."
"Oh, that's good," he said. "It's like a countdown. If I don't petrify at the range the doctors said, try concentrating on petrifying me."
"Sixteen feet, so if you had a mirror facing me, it would have shattered about now," I commented. "Fifteen, fourteen, thirteen, twelve, eleven, ten. I just noticed that strange psychedelic effect I usually have when my trick is active isn't doing anything to make you look weird. Nine, eight." And it happened. One second, there was nothing unusual and then suddenly I could see all these lines and swirls on Elliot's body and a split-second later the color drained from his flesh and he turned to stone. I snapped the lock on the tape measure, which read seven feet, two and a quarter inches. I put the tape measure down and walked over around to the front of Elliot and laughed. His head was tilted upward and slightly to the right. His eyes were closed and his mouth was puckered up for a kiss. I bent down a little and briefly kissed his stony lips. "I'll see you in an hour."
As I turned to go, I noticed the bird and reactivated my trick. The lines and swirls inside the bird were definitely regaining their strength and vibrancy. Closing my inner eyelids again, I left the garage, leaving the light on in case I could not get back in there before Elliot returned to normal, normal for him anyway. I went to the powder room and washed my hands. In the kitchen I sat in my usual seat.
"Did Elliot leave?" Mom asked. "I didn't hear him go."
Daddy interrupted, "Elliot was here? How did he react to the new you?"
"He's very supportive," I replied and rushed to keep the topic away from Elliot's whereabouts. "Of course, he can't stop flirting with me and I find that a bit annoying. On the one hand, he said I'm smokin' hot but he's still Elliot. We've done a lot of things together. He's like a brother to me. And to hear him using double entendres about me is odd. For example, when I tried to describe what having breasts feels like, he joked about feeling them himself. If any other guy were to make that kind of crack, I'd probably want to deck him. But, I know Elliot was just trying to treat me like I was one of the guys still."
"What are you going to do about it?" Mom asked.
"Nothing," I replied. "I'm hoping he's just as confused about how to act around me and that we'll fall into a new rhythm eventually. I mean, I hope he'll reach a point where he doesn't feel the need to use the 'If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me' jokes any more."
Daddy cleared his throat and changed the subject, saying, "You'll be going to school tomorrow. The Clinic cleared you and your principal wants you to report to his office before first period. I'm going to drive you there in the morning. Be ready at 8:05 sharp."
"I only get one day off for twisting? Totally unfair!" I complained. "What's the principal want?"
"He is probably going to tell you he doesn't want find any statues temporary or otherwise on school grounds." Mom said. "I know when I went back to school I was told there better not be any high speed running through the halls while I was attending school."
"It's normal," Dad said. "Anyone with a semi-dangerous trick is given a warning to remind them to behave." After a pause, he said, "I can't believe the clothes you are wearing, Medusa."
"Gregory!" Mom exclaimed.
"It's okay, Mom," I stated. "Sometimes I can't believe it either. Besides, Daddy hasn't heard about my issues with fit pants and sleeves."
"Some kind of compulsion?" He asked.
I nodded. "I think we all were expecting to see me in a bunch of T-shirts and jeans. But, I just couldn’t stand to wear anything on my arms or anything wide on my shoulders. And I tried those tight fitting joggers and I just couldn't stand to pull them higher then my knees. Fitted pants were very irritating. I also seem to be drawn to leather and other animal skins."
"That doesn't explain the makeup."
"No, it doesn't," I admitted. "I'm just doing what you said: embracing the new me."
"Well, that's wonderful," Daddy exclaimed.
The conversation became a store by store description of our day. Daddy interrupted to see my fingernails up close and to see me walking in my snakeskin heels. After dinner, I had to clear the table and fill the dishwasher. Another chore only given a one-day reprieve after being Twisted.
Afterward, I returned to the garage. Elliot was still a statue. I glanced at the clock on my phone and guessed he still had another five or ten minutes. I walked over to him. The Clinic said I was stronger than normal. I tried to turn Elliot around. With a little effort, I had him facing my work area. I sat down on the stool next to my workbench. I could see how the tall stool would normally be hard to sit on in a tight skirt, but I was so tall that I could keep my legs together while sitting on the stool with both feet on the floor. I took out my phone and started the video recorder running.
A few minutes later, color seemed to flow into Elliot and he was no longer made of stone.
He opened his eyes and looked around. "That was freaky, dude," he stated. "How did you turn me around?"
"I just did," I replied putting down the camera and holding up an arm in a muscle pose. "I'm not as weak as I look. What was it like?"
"Rhymes is right. It's only because you told me I would be turning to stone that I believe I was stone." He stepped forward and retrieved the tape measure as he spoke. "I just felt like I couldn't move and it only felt like it lasted five minutes or so."
"Anything else?" I asked.
"I don't think so. Why? Did you grope me or something? I did feel you touching my arms just before I could move again. That must have been when you were turning me around." He glanced at the tape measure. "Your trick affected me a little over seven feet away, looking the other way, with my eyes closed. That seems to mean that you can petrify people who aren't looking at you. Now we need the opposite test."
"The opposite test?"
"Will someone walking up behind you become petrified if you are using your trick facing the opposite direction?"
"Do we have time for that? Don't you want to get home for dinner?"
At that moment, the bird on my bench regained its color almost instantly then it stumbled forward on its feet. It regained its balance and took flight.
"What time is it?" I demanded.
"Almost 7 o'clock," he replied looking at his phone.
"Really?" I thought about what time I came downstairs. "That was a little over fourteen hours."
"Fourteen hours? I thought you said it only lasts an hour."
"It does unless I mess with it." We watched the bird circle the garage and then settle down on a high shelf. I turned my attention back to Elliot. "Nobody else knows this, but my palms glow when my inner eyelids are open. Or maybe they always glow and I can only perceive the wavelengths necessary to see the glow when my inner eyelids are open. I touched the bird and nothing happened. Then I thought about my glow while touching the bird.
"Suddenly I felt warm all over and I felt comfortable and energized. I don't know how long I was in contact with the bird but Mom called me at that moment and I was startled. When I looked at the bird with my sight again, the lines and swirls were faint, barely visible. And afterward it took the bird fourteen hours to return to normal."
"You say you felt energized."
"Yeah, I felt good all over like I'd woken up from a great night's sleep and quickly downed a couple of energy drinks."
Elliot paused, "I don't know how to make this comment without potentially freaking you out but that sounds like you were draining the bird's vitality like some kind of vampire."
"I know," I nodded. "I'd been trying not to think about it. Is there a point where the bird would permanently be a statue? I don't know if I want to know."
"You have to know."
"You volunteering?"
"No, the bird is," Elliot said getting up. "I'm going to go outside. You do what you do to the bird and then drain it dry and then find him a nice perch."
"To spend eternity."
"I doubt the garage will last that long."
"I don't think this is a good idea."
"Of course it isn't. It's one of mine," Elliot joked. "But seriously, you need to know everything there is to know about yourself."
"All right. Go outside and close the door firmly."
"Call me in when you're done and you have the safety back on your eyelids," he said as he left the garage.
I got up and snatched the bird from the shelf. There were advantages to being really tall. I calmed the bird down before startling it. As it was about to take wing, I petrified it again. That scent of nutty ozone filled my nostrils. I turned the bird this way and that. His head was turned funny. Oh, well. I opened my inner lids again and looked at the bird. The lines along its neck reminded me of muscles. I placed my hands gently around the bird. Before concentrating on my palms, I evaluated the look of the bird with my sculptor's eye and wondered if he would look better with his head turned a little. I placed a hand on the side of its head and imagined the lines inside the bird were less curved, straightening on center while pushing gingerly on its head. The bird's head turned, facing how I intended.
I had just reshaped stone as easily as I would sculpt clay.
There was a soft knock at the door. I snapped my inner eyelids shut and called out, "Come in."
"Is it done?"
"No, I think I'm doing a different experiment, now."
"Oh? What happened?"
"Look at the bird," I said. "When I petrified it, his head was turned to the right at a sharp angle. I didn't like the way it looked so I turned it back forward."
"You turned the stone neck forward?"
"You know how I see these lines and swirls inside the stone?" I ask rhetorically. "Well, while lightly pressing against the side of its head, I imagined those lines which twisted with its neck to straighten out. And slowly its head turned back forward. It looks natural, doesn't it?"
"Sure, I couldn't tell it was modified."
"Well, the experiment now is to find out if the bird survives my messing with its anatomy while its made of stone."
"Right," he seemed to understand. "For all you know, you snapped its neck or ruptured a bunch of cells in its neck. Hopefully it worked or an hour from now you might have a bloody mess on your workbench."
"I know."
"Okay, time for the next experiment. You go stand where I was facing the garage door and I'll sneak up behind you."
"Why don't I just stand over here again?"
"Because there's a lot of reflective metal over here. There's none over by the door. If you remember the myth, Perseus observed Medusa in a polished bronze shield. Your trick shatters glass mirrors but it doesn't affect any of the metal in this garage."
"You think I could petrify myself in a metal mirror?"
"We can test that tomorrow."
"We can?"
"All we need is a toaster or some other shiny appliance."
"I guess I shouldn't use my trick in a kitchen."
"Stop stalling," he said giving me a playful pull. We walked over to the far side of the room. "Turn around and hold out your hand," he instructed. He put the tape measure in my hand and started walking away from me. "Shout out when I'm over sixteen feet away."
"That's sixteen," I called out. "I have my trick active. Start walking forward when ready."
"Okay, here I come," he started. "The sneaky thief is creeping up on the girl with the luscious body and snakes for hair."
"Ell-- ee-- ot!" I sternly intoned, emphasizing each syllable of his name individually.
"Shush, I'm narrating," he joked. "What malicious deeds ran through his mind? What salacious needs ran through his loin?"
"I'm warning you."
"Would she be startled to find him breathing down her neck or would some quantum force-- Oh," he said and was suddenly cut off. There was silence for a few seconds.
"Elliot?" I called. I called his name once more before looking at the tape measure to my right, moving the lock into place. I turned off my trick and turned around. "Seven feet, three and three-quarter inches. About the same distance either way." I had a sudden realization. "Elliot, we are idiots. We didn't test when someone is petrified head on. Just because the mirrors break at around 16 feet doesn't mean head on I would petrify someone sixteen feet away. Or fifteen feet, or fourteen feet. Any distance greater than seven and a quarter feet is purely speculation on our part."
I was pacing back and forth in front of him when the door to the garage suddenly opened.
"Oh, there you are," Daddy began as he stepped in and stopped. "I thought Elliot went home?"
"I never actually answered that question," I explained.
"And why is Elliot a statue?"
"He said I was making him stiff too many times," I joked. I had no idea that was about to jump out of my mouth.
"What?"
"I'm joking. We were experimenting. He insisted I need to know everything about my trick to know my limitations."
"Well, that sounds surprisingly wise coming from Elliot. It doesn’t explain why he’s crouched like that?"
"We only did two tests, since it takes an hour once he ends up like this."
"He was here through dinner?" Daddy asked.
"He was standing over there facing away."
"Okay. Now explain these experiments."
I explained the experiments in detail involving Elliot. I did not mention the bird at all. At the end, I asked, "Speaking of experiments, last night when I petrified you, how long did it last and how long did it seem to last?"
"It lasted about an hour as apparently is usual. You mother was in here talking the whole time so it felt like an hour went by before I could move again. Also, like Elliot said, I had no idea I was made of stone. I just couldn't move."
"Oh," I exclaimed. "I wonder if this time Elliot will feel the whole hour going by since we're talking in front of him."
"Probably," Daddy answered. "When he can move again get him into the kitchen. I'll have Mom reheat something. I will not send him home this late without giving him supper."
"Thank you, Daddy," I said sweetly.
Nonplussed, he gave a perfunctory, "You're welcome. Carry on," he added as he left.
I felt ambivalent about using such a sweet, girly tone on Daddy. I really didn’t want to become one of those girls who wraps their father around the finger. I felt a little dirty pulling that voice on him. At the same time, I didn’t want to get in trouble for omitting the fact that Elliot was a statue in the garage while we ate.
I turned to look at him and said, "You're always making my life interesting. I'll give you that."
My comment was met with stony silence.
I turned Elliot so he was facing my workbench. Rather than just wait, I experimented with my hairsnakes. I poured an assortment of screws and bolts out of a jar onto the workbench and attempted to sort them into piles using my snakes. With my eyes closed, I instructed the four long snakes directly, shifting my focus from snake to snake. I was talking about how I was thinking about naming the snakes and other trivialities just to keep Elliot aware of how much time was passing.
Eventually, the bird was flapping its wings and taking flight again. I had forgotten all about the bird. I followed it over where it was perched and managed to get a hold of it. It appeared to be turning its head from side to side without a problem.
"I've got food for Elliot when he's ready," called Mom from the kitchen.
"It'll be a few more minutes," I called back.
I returned to the screws on the workbench. Before the bird interrupted I had started getting some of the snakes to work independently of my explicit commands. I concentrated fully on the task and lost track of time because when I was done, Elliot was standing there video recording what I was doing with his phone.
"You have got to see this video," Elliot said, hitting a few buttons on the camera.
"Inside," I said pointing toward the house. "Mom insists on feeding you before you go home."
"I know," he said as he handed me the phone. As we sat down inside and I started the video.
"So, now you're a scientist?" Mom asked Elliot.
"Mad scientist," he insisted. "What's point of being a scientist if you can't take over the world?"
"Well, Medusa's trick is dangerous so be careful."
"We were just testing her limits. She can affect people she's not looking at or who aren't looking at her within seven feet."
"Did you speed this up?" I interrupted.
"No," Elliot exclaimed. "Your snakes were moving that fast. When I could move, I whipped out the camera because you were obviously not paying attention to me. I know you started out with just a couple of the snakes working but how did you coordinate so many at the same time."
"What are you talking about?" Mom asked.
I paused the video and slid the slider back a moment. Then I handed the phone to Mom.
"I didn't coordinate them. They joined in on the task on their own as they understood what to do. I would have to correct some of them as they didn't all realize there was a difference between screws and bolts. But eventually, I was just supervising them without really giving directions."
"I've got to show this to your father," Mom said zipping out of the room with the phone.
"How long did it feel like you were stuck?" I asked.
"Almost an hour. When you were talking and practicing with your hair, time crawled along, probably at what is normal speed." He continued in a quieter voice, "I didn't see what happened when you were doing something with the bird. I didn't see any blood either."
"The bird seems fine." I started whispering, "It was turning its head normally. It was looking up and down. I'm not going to mention this to Mom and Dad yet."
"If you insist," he replied.
Daddy entered, "Honey, this is amazing. This is your phone, Elliot?" He handed back his phone as Elliot held out his hand. "Who knew how useful those snakes could be?" He added as he exited.
"Yeah, every teenage boy wants to have snakes for hair when they grow up," I muttered.
"Hey, none of that, Missy," Elliot admonished. "No one is going to mistake you for a teenage boy. And you know you enjoy finding out what you can do with those snakes."
"Well, maybe a little," I admitted.
"Oh, my!" Elliot exploded.
"What?"
"You just twirled a snake around your finger like it was long hair."
I looked at the snake in my hand and let it go, "No, I didn't."
Elliot laughed. "You're right. No, you didn't. I'm crazy."
I giggled like a school girl and was shocked by having done so.
Elliot looked down at his plate. "No comment, here."
I resisted the urge to run from the room. "Tell me, Elliot," I stated calmly. "What color do I turn when I blush?"
He looked up and laughed, "You actually are a deeper orange or rust at the moment."
"I thought so."
"Tomorrow, I have just the thing for testing your trick on yourself."
"Oh, I just remembered," I interrupted. "On my way to biology yesterday, I ran into Marie Applebottom and she wanted me to do a bust for her in clay."
"Marie Amplebottom was talking to Gordon Harrison?"
"Don't call her that."
"When were you supposed to start?"
"She's giving me a ride home Friday afternoon."
"Who knew Gordon was a heartbreaker?"
"Oh, please," I sighed.
"Do you still like girls?"
I didn't answer immediately. "I didn't think I was going to be dating Marie."
"That's not what I asked."
"I don't know. I haven't seen a guy I've gotten all flustered about. I also haven't seen a girl who did it either. Of course, other than going to the mall, I haven't seen a lot of people either."
Elliot got up from the table. "Well, don't sweat it, my good friend." He reached out to give me a hug and did so when I didn’t resist him. "I've got to go home. You usually clean up the table, right?"
I rolled my eyes at him as he scurried out the door. I cleared his plate. I went out to the garage and scooped up the screws and bolts and put them back where they belonged. The bird flew by. I forgot he was still flying around in here. I opened the overhead door and chased him out of the garage.
In my room, I took off my shoes and got undressed. I found my closet emptied of most of my old clothes and the new clothes we bought today hanging in their place. I picked up the pajama bottoms I had worn last night but it did not feel right to wear them. I went back to the closet and picked out a sleeveless nightgown that had caught my eye at the mall. I put it on and went to the bathroom to relieve myself and brush my teeth. The hairsnakes did not tire as quickly tonight and I managed to use them to do the whole job. I also removed my eye makeup and lipstick after Mom knocked at the door on her way by and reminded me to do so.
I didn’t feel like watching television or playing video games tonight. So I decided to turn in early. A parade of students reacting to the new me wandered through my mind as I tried to fall asleep. I imagined most of those reactions being poor.
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I woke up Thursday morning with a queasy feeling in my gut. I figured it was nerves: today was my first day back to school. I hoped taking a shower would help me get settled. I did my business in the bathroom and felt a little more awake. That seemed to help.
I felt the need to wear my other leather skirt and another crop top tank blouse. I managed to get my feet into sandals without feeling any pull from my pumps. I was going to have to buy more leather skirts. I got out my makeup case. I looked at my nails and they still looked good so I applied the lipstick as I had been shown. I didn’t have a mirror. I didn’t need one. I had a few snakes looking at my face. I also applied some eye shadow very faintly because it helped tie the lipstick into my the rest of my face. It took a few tries to get it just how I wanted.
Putting away the case, I went down to the kitchen.
"Good morning, Medusa," Mom said. "I'll have a plate of scrambled eggs ready in a moment."
There was a plate of bacon and some toast already on the table so I took a slice of toast and a few strips of bacon and combined them waiting for the scrambled eggs.
Mom turned around and put the plate down. "You look great, honey," she stated. "I like how the makeup looks. It's subtle."
"I was going for 'Hey, I wear makeup now but that doesn't mean I want to look like a clown.'"
"Well, it certainly meets that criteria. Now eat, your father will be here in a few minutes."
Just as I was finishing my juice, Daddy entered the kitchen. "I swear you look prettier each time I see you."
"Thanks, Dear," Mom interjected.
"I meant-- Oh, you look beautiful too, Dear." Daddy backpedaled. "I was just complimenting Medusa on her makeup."
"Thank you, Daddy," I said. Every boy wants to be their Daddy's beautiful princess. The queasiness returned.
Mom looked around the kitchen, searching for something, "Where's your purse?"
"Do I need a purse?"
"Look at the clothes you're wearing," she explained. "Where are you going to put your phone? Your wallet?" She zipped out of the room and zipped back. "I put your eye shadow and lipstick in here just in case you need to touch it up. Your phone and wallet are in here though we need to get you a wallet designed for a purse and not for a back pocket. Your house keys should be in here, too."
"Let's get going, dear," Dad announced as he got up. "You don't want to be late."
I added my house keys to the purse. It was a small, dark green leather purse – Mom called it a clutch – with a thin shoulder strap. I hung it from my shoulder and it hung down around my hip. "I feel awkward but I'm sure that's because it's just new."
"Yes, dear," Mom said kissing me on the forehead. "Have a good day on your first day of school."
"Compare it to the first day of school, that certainly makes me less nervous," I joked.
I got in the car with Daddy and he drove off. We arrived at the school shortly and I must have looked at Daddy oddly as he got out of the car. "I want to hear what he tells you," Daddy explained as we walked to the building.
I could feel every pair of eyes we passed looking at me. Whispers of who's that chick and what the boys and a couple of the girls would like to do with me reached my improved hearing. Not a single utterance of monster did I hear.
We entered the building and went directly to the front office.
A young woman working at the desk looked startled as we approached her. "Oh, hello. Are you a new student?"
"No, she isn’t. I'm Gregory Harrison and this is my recently Twisted daughter, Medusa," Dad introduced us. "We have an appointment with Mr. Jameson."
"I'll let him know you're here," she replied picking up the phone. ''He's ready for you," she said putting the phone down and pointing to his office door.
Mr. Jameson and Daddy shook hands as we entered and we were shown to a pair of chairs on this side of his desk.
He then sat down on his side of the desk before beginning, "Welcome back to school, Miss Harrison. Have you changed your name?"
"Medusa Harrison," I replied.
He raised an eyebrow at the name but just nodded, "I'll need your old student ID. We'll need a new photograph in order to issue a new ID. Ms Weathers will help you with that when we're done here.
"Since your visit to the Clinic, have you noticed and changes in mood or personality?"
"No, none," I replied.
"Yet, you are just recently a sixteen years old boy who had an abrupt change in sex yet you are already wearing makeup and a tight leather skirt?"
"I find the makeup weird at times too," I calmly explained. "Wearing it is a conscious decision on my part in order to fit in. My parents always told me a day like this could come and that I should embrace whatever changes came. So, I'm embracing being a girl to make it easier to fit in. As for the skirt, I have a compulsion again wearing fitted pants or leggings. Neither of these things are part of my mood or personality."
"Okay," he said moving on. "Any incidents with your trick I should know about? Accidental firings or anything like that?"
"I have not turned anyone to stone who did not ask me to do it first."
"Someone asked you to?"
"Yes. Curiosity is a funny thing, I suppose."
"Who?"
"I don't believe I have their permission to share that information with you."
"Fair enough," Mr. Jameson replied. "This person or persons you have used your trick on. Did the duration vary from the hour Mrs. Rhymes spent petrified?"
"It did not. And I have not had any incidents of breaking any mirrors since breaking a bunch of mirrors and cameras at the Clinic."
"How about the venom found in the, uh,..."
"I call them hairsnakes," I replied. "And no one has volunteered to be bitten by one. I know as much about that as is probably written in your report."
"The reason for my concerns, Miss Harrison, is the psyche profile I received from the Clinic indicates that you are essentially still mentally the same as Gordon Harrison. I know Gordon had many problems with believing the football players were always picking on him. I want to make sure you will not seek any revenge again those boys or any other students."
Daddy laughed disdainfully. He was obviously upset, "I love how you worded that. You really believe Gordon was somehow delusional about those boys picking on him?"
"I have no proof that any incidents ever happened."
"And how much effort did you put into finding out?" He continued. "There are cameras all over this campus. Did you ever use them to determine if Gordon and the other boys were in the locations at the time the incidents took place?"
"Well, no, Gordon complained so many times at first that we saw no need to continue investigating."
"Brilliant," Daddy leaned forward. "Be sure to use just as little diligence should someone report being petrified or you'll be hearing from my attorney."
"Now see here," Mr. Jameson puffed up in anger. "I won't have you threatening me."
"And I won't have my daughter threatened by anyone." Daddy reached into his jacket pocket. "Place this letter in Medusa's file. She is not to be questioned by anyone regarding any disciplinary event without me or my wife present for the ENTIRE meeting. You'll find it is signed by the Superintendent and has a file number for when it was placed on record with the Board of Education." He turned to me. "I expect you to behave yourself. But, if there's trouble say nothing until we arrive. Now, go get your student ID taken care of. I'll finish up here."
"I wasn't done," Mr. Jameson complained.
"Yes, you were," Daddy shot back as I left.
I went back to the receptionist about getting a new ID. She took me to a room with a camera hooked up to a computer. She had to adjust the height of the camera before she could take the picture. I made sure many of the hairsnakes were facing the camera when she took the picture. A few minutes later I had a laminated student ID with my new name and picture. I was also given a late note for getting to my first period class late.
I stepped into the thankfully empty hallway. I hurried to my first class and entered. Every eye in the room was locked on to me. The sounds of gasps, expletives, and prayers to God reached my keen hearing.
"What the fuck!"
"What is that?"
"Check her out."
"Snakes!"
"Those legs!"
Over the comments and a couple literal screams of terror, Mr. Hoagland's voice pierced the din. "Settle down, class. It's just Miss Harrison." He announced, "I assume that is a late note in your hand." He was talking to me, now. Curling his fingers in a come here gesture.
"That's Gordon?"
"She's hot!"
"Snakes are freaky."
"What color do you think her nipples are?"
Visions of petrifying the whole room and smashing them all with a bat conflicted with the desire to flee, or shrink to the size of a flea. I stepped toward the teacher and after an eternity handed him the note.
"Miss Harrison twisted Tuesday afternoon. Are you changing your name?"
I nodded mutely and he waited for me to reply, "Um, Medusa."
"Splendid choice. Please take your seat and let's see if we can salvage part of today's lesson."
I had not thought about how much taller I was now, nor how much of that height was located in my unusually long legs until I tried to sit down in one of the school desks. I turned sideways and backed into the seat. Since my knees would not fit under the desk with my feet flat on the ground, I ended up crossing them off to the side, kind of sitting side saddle.
"Those sure are long legs," someone whispered and suddenly I was reminded that all eyes were watching my every move.
Mr. Hoagland cleared his throat and resumed the lesson. My snakes confirmed everybody was staring at me. I knew what the boys were thinking. I knew exactly what some of them were thinking. I couldn’t understand why I was of such interest to the girls.
When class ended a few people tried to get my attention at once, but only one of them called me Medusa so I turned to face Stacy Kellor. She was a pretty brunette known to lead a group of girls known as the Fashion Police. I was suddenly very nervous about being noticed by her.
"Medusa, I've got to know," she declared leaning close to my face. "Is that lipstick?"
"Yes," I replied. "My natural lip color is orange-colored."
"Oh, that would be so wrong," she nodded. "Did you pick that color?"
"I picked the shade after the store clerk suggested I needed something."
"Well done. I approve," she said turning to go.
I wasn’t sure what to make of that conversation but I didn’t have time to ponder it.
I arrived on time to my next class and caused less of a stir, catching half the class off guard as I entered and the other half as they entered. Still, the comments I overheard were a mix of sympathy and male hormones. I managed to seat myself more gracefully this time though actually sitting side saddle still seemed awkward.
Jeff Rogan, sitting behind me, looked nervous. I turned and said, "They won't bite, unless you're poking at them."
"Th-that's good-d to know," he sputtered. "Could you k-keep them off my desk?"
I gave him a sly wink and turned back around. I swept my hairsnakes up in my arms and pulled them to the front leaving one of the longer ones behind and hovering off his desk, watching him.
Mrs. Garcia, a tiny slip of a woman, entered and began her lesson.
I don't know why I did it. Jeff was neither friend nor enemy. Catching glimpses of him squirming amused me during the boring class.
Without warning a bunch of my hairsnakes thrust themselves outward on my right side, intercepting a spitball fired at me.
People on that side of the room reacted in shock, a couple girls and one guy shrieked. Several guys laughed. The teacher exclaimed, "Miss Harrison, what is this outburst?"
I reached up to one of the hairsnakes and pulled the spitball from it. "Some juvenile thought it would be funny to provoke my hairsnakes with a spitball," I calmly replied. "Not realizing that the bite of my hairsnakes is poisonous, I suppose they could not understand how foolish their actions were."
Mrs. Garcia looked to left side of the room, my right side, and asked, "Who did it?" After a moment with no response she pointed out the three boys who reacted by laughing and myself and told us to stay after class.
Wonderful. I got to stay after class because of those idiots. I had my hairsnakes keep an eye on them for the rest of class.
When class ended the room emptied until it was just the five of us. "You three," Mrs. Garcia started. "Apologize to Miss Harrison for shooting a spitball at her."
Two of them mumbled something that sounded like "Sorry, Medusa." But Frank Myers said, "I didn't shoot anything at the freak."
"Fine. Instead you can apologize for calling a fellow classmate a freak."
"I call it as I see it," Frank continued. "It doesn't mean anything. My mother has horns. I call her a freak to."
Mrs. Garcia was getting mad. "Just because you can insult your mother at home does not mean you can insult people at school. Do you understand?" She was growing taller and more muscular as she seethed with anger.
"Fine, fine," Frank said backing away from Mrs. Garcia. "Medusa, I'm sorry I called you a freak."
"Get out of here," Mrs. Garcia growled at the boys.
They ran out of the room. I was going to follow them but Mrs. Garcia held up a quickly shrinking hand. "Idiots," she mumbled. "I don't like to hulk up like that but sometimes these kids need a virtual smack. It's not like we wanted to twist like this."
She wrote me a late note. "Don't think I didn't see you messing with Jeff's head, my dear. If he has a problem with snakes you of all people should cut him some slack."
I thought about denying it but instead nodded, "I will."
She also nodded and pointed at the door.
Showing up late to third period was not as shock-inducing since word of my twist had gotten through the school's grapevine. Still, hearing guys talking about me like I was a list body parts was both off-putting and enlightening. Just a few days ago I would have been one of the guys ogling this body if this had happened to someone else.
Sitting down this time was smoother than my first two attempts. I was sitting next to Jenny Wu in this class and realized I wasn’t intimidated by her. She was just another pretty face, like me. Of course, her boyfriend was that prick, Tommy Radner.
Professor Zin taught this math class. Zin was neither male nor female, though he preferred male pronouns for simplicity. He looked like one of those fabled Area 51 aliens with the long head and big triangular eyes. What made him strange was how he spoke without his face moving in any manner and the pitch of his voice varied by several octaves often after each word without rhyme or reason.
My hairsnakes were on edge, moving around like there was something they did not care for around them. It was most likely Zin's voice. Nothing I could do about that.
When class ended I went to the bathroom, the correct room, thankfully. After doing my business, I stepped out of the stall and saw Jenny brushing her hair. As I went to wash my hands, she said, "I don't know how those snakes feel, but they have to be better than brushing long hair."
"I think they are heavier than hair and drying between them is slow since a blow dryer isn't good for the skin." I explained. "They definitely have some useful traits, but that’s wiped by their shock value."
"Are they really that shocking to someone who's met Professor Zin?" She said with a laugh. "You're getting stared at because you're gorgeous."
"And I used to be a guy."
"That also contributes," she agreed looking me over. "Nice skirt. It's also surprising to see on you because of who you were. And that blouse, guys don't bare their shoulders normally."
"For some reason I feel really uncomfortable in pants or when my shoulders are covered."
"I'm not sure I should say this but I'm sorry about Tommy."
"You've got nothing to be sorry about," I replied, as the atmosphere became unwelcome with the change of topic. "I've got to get to class," I said as excuse and fled from the bathroom.
I hurried up the backstairs to get to my next class when I actually bumped into Marie.
"Oh, hello," she said. "Are you new at school?"
She had not heard about me? "No, I'm Gordon, Medusa now. I've twisted."
"Oh, now the rumors make sense," she blushed. "I heard Gordon turned into a gorgeous she-monster. I couldn't understand why they would say that. You were never a monster. Are we still on for some sculpting after school tomorrow?"
"I'm still looking forward to it," I replied. We said our goodbyes and I hurried to my next class.
The muttered comments at the start of class were becoming fewer and fewer and the lustful stares were increasing. This was another reminder that I had spent more time focused on my trick and not enough time on my becoming a girl. How do girls get use to getting those looks from horny guys?
Lunch was not even close to the time of day when I could relax that it use to be. The comments about me while I waited on line were deafening.
"That snake is staring at me."
"I heard she has a short thick snake between her legs."
"I want to run my hands down that green stripe on her back."
"That's sick."
"Oh, those legs..."
"I bet she's stuck up now."
"She petrified Jenny in the bathroom. Just swung the stall door open and froze her with her pants down then walked out all mad about something."
"Probably get Tommy next."
"She dresses like a slut."
"Yeah, isn't it great?"
A voice rang over the din, "Freak ain't getting me." Tommy strode past those on line and stepped in front of me. "Heard what you did to Jenny, Freak," he poked at my chest.
"I spoke with her. Whatever else you heard was a lie," as he poked at me a second time I caught his finger in my hand and twisted his arm backwards. "If you want this broken, say something else I disagree with." I stared him in the eyes, my hairsnakes staring too.
He locked eyes with me and I ended up looking away first. He smirked triumphantly and didn’t say a word as he walked away. This was far from over.
Finally, I made it to the front of the line. I bought my lunch and made my way toward my usual lunch table. Elliot, Pete, and Jim were already there. I sat down and said, "Can I not be stared at here?"
Pete, a short boy I have known since kindergarten, looked down and then back at me. "Sorry, dude, but you’re hot."
"You find 'dudes' hot now?"
"You know what I meant," Pete responded. "Calling you Medusa sounds funny. How about we call you Meg?"
"Meg?" I asked confused.
"Well, it's almost short for Medusa and it's better than Sue in place of Sa."
Jim, who had been silent up until now, added, "And I don't think you want to be known as Deuce."
"Probably not," I agreed.
"Do they bite?"
"If I let them, or I get distracted when someone messes with them." I leaned in and whispered, "Sometimes they have minds of their own."
"Your twist has to be ten times worse than mine," Jim added, holding up his hands. They were at least twice as big as they should have been. He use to wear a hoody jacket and keep those mitts in the front pockets of it before he realized no one cared about his big hands and feet. Of course, it helped when some of the girls started a rumor that a usually unseen body part had been enlarged similarly. He had ended up being the target of a dare and had enjoyed helping the girls verifying their theory. Since then he didn’t mind if people saw his hands.
"Only ten times?" Elliot asked. "He's a girl now and looks like a mythological being. That's got to be at least eleven or twelve times as bad."
I had been nodding until Elliot pulled that swerve on me. "Hey."
"Don't leave your mouth open like that," Jim warned. "Unless you want to see if you can handle me."
"If you want," I said coquettishly. "But I'd probably end up petrifying you and breaking that beast of yours off." I added making a snapping-in-half motion with my hands and saying "Oops" in a high pitched voice. "Accidentally, of course."
Elliot and Pete burst out laughing.
Recovering quickly, Jim retorted, "It might be worth it, babe."
And the rumors that he was a bit too cocky were also true. "I hope that was a joke," I demanded.
He looked like he was going to tense up, but Pete put a hand on Jim's arm. "Of course, we assume you still like girls."
I shoved a forkful of food in my mouth and looked down at my tray.
"You like guys?" Pete whispered too loudly.
"I don't know," I replied. "I haven't had a chance to even think about my sexuality."
"I think that's the polite way of telling us you are one hundred percent virgin," Jim concluded in a soft voice. "Haven't checked out the equipment yet, have you?"
"Would you mind?" I was getting upset. "There hasn't been time."
Elliot interrupted, "Let's change the subject."
"You should just slap this dweeb in the face," Stacy Kellor declared. She and two members of her clique circled the table.
Melody Richards, a tall, redhead bent over and picked up my tray saying, "You were right. She does need our help."
Stacy took my arm and I found myself being taken to another table. I muttered something about the boys being my friends but the girls ignored me. I was sat down between Melody and the third girl, Tess Anders, while Stacy sat across from me. Trays of food were waiting for the other girls.
They ate politely as they spoke. "The only intelligent thing your friends said was you need a nickname. Medusa is a great name, but it's easier to call out, 'Hey, Meg.' in a crowded room."
"How did you know that?"
"Much better than Deuce," Tess extemporized.
"My people are everywhere."
Melody laughed. "It's her trick. She can pay attention to like a dozen different conversations at a time."
"You're Twisted? I had no idea."
"And I'd prefer to keep that knowledge quiet," she glared at Melody. "Who helped you buy your clothes? You're mom?"
"Is there something wrong with my clothes?"
"No," Tess interrupted. "That skirt is almost killer. It's just obvious the clothes were chosen by someone older."
"Can I interrupt?" Asked Melody. "I've got to know. Third day as a girl and wearing a sleeveless blouse and skirt? What's up with that?"
"I said we shouldn't grill her," Stacy complained. "Though, I am curious about this myself."
"I was raised knowing I might twist into someone very different than I once was so I'm just embracing the new me." I proclaimed, then added after a pause, "That and I have a strong compulsion against pants."
"That doesn't explain the lipstick."
"Looks hot," I said.
They laughed with me.
It was weird acting like one of girls almost. As weird as it felt being treated like one of the girls. I kept waiting for a prank to happen, ending what I couldn’t help assume was a facade at first. The prank never came. These girls seemed to be genuine in their offer of friendship.
They asked me about my trick and what happened to the nurse. Other than that the conversation was mostly about clothes. Stacy made sure talk about boys was minimal. I guess she did it for my sake.
After lunch, it was time for biology. The lab didn’t show any signs of my twist having taken place here two days ago. Even the mirror over the eye wash was replaced.
Ryan, Jared, and several others guys who had been there for my twist entered and made a point of bumping into my desk as the walked to their seats. Ryan made sure to have my attention as he glared angrily at me.
There were none of the comments about my appearance like before. People seeing me for the first time saw the way Ryan and his gang were staring at me and decided to stay out of it.
I was becoming upset and worried that I might start to cry. None of my friends, old or new, were in this class and I felt a little trapped. My hairsnakes started to hiss quietly and I had to calm myself down before they got any louder. I noticed the queasiness I had felt earlier was back as well.
Mr. Heinz entered and started the class without seeming to notice the tension in the classroom. I paid little attention to the class. I was watching Ryan and his pals instead. They were sitting all around me and dividing my attention among that many snakes made it hard to listen to Mr. Heinz. I was startled when the bell rang and Mr. Heinz hurried out of the classroom.
The boys rose from their desks as one and were stepping toward me when a voice called from the door, “Meg! Let's go, you don't want to be late for gym.” It was Elliot at the classroom door.
I packed up my books and raced out the door into the crowded hallway. Ryan's troop looked unhappy with my escape.
Going to sleep queasy must have been why I had so many nightmares. One particularly vivid one involved me devouring people, my friends and family, like a snake would. I woke rubbing my jaw wondering if it could drop low enough to swallow a human whole.
I felt wrong. The queasiness was gone. But, something was off. I opened my eyes and saw a snake tail. I reached out to touch it and saw that my arm was all scaly green and that my hand was claw-like. The tail was definitely attached to me below my waist, far below my waist.
Panic building, I tore the sheets away from me revealing a thick snake body coiled in bed attached to my waist where my hips use to flare out.
I must have been screaming because suddenly my door was open and Mom appeared. She started to ask something but a second later her body had turned to stone.
My inner eyelids were open? Why couldn't I see the psychedelic colors that I normally saw? I touched my face. It was bumpy, scaly, and felt a bit longer than normal
The urge to touch Mom was great. I could feel my coils twisting to start moving me toward her. The urge was like a hunger. I needed to feed on that delicious stuff inside the stone. I needed to drain her dry.
I needed to get away. I turned around so I could not see her but every snake on my head was staring at Mom. I opened the window. I grabbed a thick coil of my body and tossed it out the second story window.
There was an odd sense of falling while also being stable on the bed. I pushed more of my body out and was surprised when my tail touched the ground and there were still a few coiled loops in the bed. How long was my snake body? I slid out the window. The desire to grab hold of Mom and drink her vitality down almost got me to climb back in the window.
"Medusa?" Dad called out. "What did you do to..."
I let go of the window and dropped. My upper body landed upright, never touching the ground. I turned and slithered toward the woods behind the house. As I reached the wood line a bird crashed to the ground in front of me made of stone. I reached down without thinking and drank the bird's inner life force. I drained dry a couple more birds and some squirrels before I regained my wits. The squirrel statue in my hand tasted great. I had stopped before draining it dry. I put it down. My eyesight was slowly regaining the strange colors I associated with my trick.
I had little idea how far into the woods I had gone. I turned around by twisting my human torso, lifting it up and around with my snake body, and then pushing forward. My eye height was a few feet higher off the ground compared to my human form. My body trailed behind my torso at least twenty-five feet. It was as thick as my waist for a good ten to twelve feet then slowly tapered down to a few inches thick at the end of my tail. Thankfully, I did not have to think about moving. I just picked a direction and my snake body moved in that direction.
The nightgown I had been sleeping in was in tatters as the straps had broken and it had slipped down around my upper tail. I slid it all the way off and took stock of my body. I was green and scaly all over. My breasts were flatter and nippleless. I used my headsnakes to look at my face. I was no longer pretty due to the scaliness. My nose was less pronounced. My eyes had a yellow glow around them. There were fangs in my mouth. I wondered if I had a venom in this form. Even my tongue was forked.
I wondered if this was a form at all. Was this what I was supposed to be? A monster for real? No, I had to believe I was a metamorph. Anything else would be too hard to live with.
I picked up a pair of stone squirrels. The one I had not drained fully still had lines and swirls within it. The other was a uniform off-white. Returning to the first squirrel, I tried to turn off my trick. After a moment, I could not see the colors in the stone. I looked around. I spotted a squirrel about thirty feet away. I rose up on my body and lunged at the squirrel catching it... ugh, in my mouth. I opened my mouth immediately but not before a warm fluid drained from my jawline into the squirrel. I could feel the venom run along my gum line.
I looked down and the squirrel was lying at my... where my feet should have been. It was not moving. I picked it up with a clawed hand. It was alive but unable to move. I had paralyzed it.
Fascinated, it took a moment to remember I had just lunged thirty feet with amazing accuracy. And I had not turned the squirrel to stone. I guessed it was safe for me to be around humans again. But, I didn’t want to be seen like this. I didn’t want to be seen walking out of the woods naked either.
First, I tried to sate myself on a few more critters. I wanted to be sure I was full. I didn’t drain them dry. But they would probably be statues for days. After another bird and one and a half squirrels, I just could not drink the sweet nectar any more.
I didn’t know what to do next. I looked at myself again and noticed I wasn’t a uniform green color. My skin had the strange tessellations of a snake’s skin. There were patches of light and dark green with copper colored tiles separating the patches. It was really quite striking. Though, at the time, I wasn’t happy about it. The sun was high in the sky and I realized I had no idea how so many hours had gone by. Mom and Daddy were probably worried. At least Mom should no longer be a statue by now. I slithered back to the tree line. I wondered how fast I was moving. It seemed very fast.
At the tree line I had to slither a few houses to the right to get to my backyard. From behind my house I could see that neither Mom nor Daddy had left for work. So much for sneaking in.
I was going to try transforming when I realized Mom had probably seen my snake body. Resigned, I gathered my courage and broke across the yard. I reached the house in seconds. I opened the back door to the screened-in breezeway and called out, "I'm home," as I entered the kitchen. My head was brushing up against the ceiling.
My voice was lower than normal, still feminine but with a bit of chain smoker in it.
"Medusa?" Mom cried out from the living room and an instant later she was in the kitchen. She pulled up short when saw me. "Oh, I guess I didn't dream it, did I?"
Daddy entered, "Medusa, what happened to you this morning?"
"Well, I discovered I need to feed."
Mom suddenly disappeared and reappeared holding out a pajama top "Could you put this on before you continue?"
I laughed as I took the top and put it on. "I think I also figured out why I have an aversion to pants." I rose slightly showing off my distinct lack of legs. I told them about my morning, about feeling queasy the day before, about the nearly dozen birds and squirrels permanently petrified in the woods. I also mentioned the bird I had drank from yesterday.
When I was done they scolded me for not telling them everything. But, they seemed to understand that feeling queasy the first day back to school could easily be confused with nerves.
The doorbell rang. Mom disappeared and reappeared. "It's Elliot. Should I send him away?"
"No," I replied. "Send him around back." I looked at the clock in dread. How had it gotten so late? How much time had I spent in the woods?
She disappeared again. She returned with a long robe. "In case you find yourself transformed and nude."
I waited a moment before going out into the backyard. Elliot came around the corner and stopped dead. "Medusa, what happened?"
"Let's head into the woods where fewer people can see me." I started telling him about my day. We only went a little ways into the woods before finding a small collection of stone wildlife. "I was afraid of that."
"What?"
"I told my parents I killed maybe ten little animals. There's seven or eight here and I know I stopped more than once to feed."
"Wonderful. You didn't ask me into the woods for privacy, or for freaky sex, but to find out how much you ate."
"Looking like this you still went for the sex joke?"
"Would you prefer that I run out of the woods screaming 'Monster'? Frankly, being called a monster all these years has obviously affected you deeply. What you never seemed to have learned is the monster isn't defined by its looks. It's defined by its deeds. You don't have a monstrous bone in any of your bodies. You regret killing these animals. A monster wouldn't care." He reached around my waist and hugged me.
I slid backwards and down so I could rest my head on his shoulder. And suddenly I was crying. My body was shaking. He held me tight. I don't know how long I cried. After a while I noticed he was talking.
"It'll be alright. Crying is good."
I felt comfortable. The next thing I knew I had picked my head up and kissed him on the lips.
He jerked his head back and put a finger to my lips. "Not like this," he chastised me.
"I'm sorry," I sniffled. "I forgot how ugly I look."
"You moron," he declared. "I don't mean like this in reference to how you look. I mean how vulnerable you are like this. How would I ever forgive myself if I took advantage of you?"
I cried again. I did not deserve such a friend. After a while I stopped crying. He picked up my head. "Do you want to go home or shall we resume our tour of the small animal statuary annex?"
I laughed. "I need to know how much I ate." We found four more small clearings with six to ten statues of bird, squirrels, and the occasional opossum, skunk, or porcupine. In the last clearing we found the remains of the squirrel I had paralyzed.
Elliot asked me how I caught the squirrel. I demonstrated by snatching a bird in flight with a powerful lunge. I ended up paralyzing the bird in the same way. "Feathers do not taste good."
"I would assume not," Elliot agreed. "We should head back. It's already after five. Are you bringing the bird back to time your venom? "
"I suppose,” I said. “These three I didn’t drain dry. I was in control when I drank just a little from each of them.”
“They’re probably safe here. You don’t know when you drained them so we can’t really learn anything from them.”
“Probably.”
We walked in silence to the edge of the woods. When I hesitated to leave the woods he asked what was wrong.
"I think I should walk the rest of the way."
"Okay," he said expectantly. After a pause, he added, "Should I look away?"
I nodded and said, "I don't know if I can switch back. I'm also worried about losing control of my trick as I change since I couldn't control it this morning."
"That was probably caused by your need to eat. I'll wait twenty feet away looking the other way so you'll be private, but not alone." He turned to walk away.
I said, "Wait, don't turn around."
"If this is when you devour me, I will be sorely disappointed. The clearing with the animal statues was where it was supposed to happen."
I tossed the robe over his head, "Just hold my robe so transforming doesn't damage it." As he continued away from me I added, "And if I ever need to kill you, I'll be sure to give you a genre appropriate death." I watched him walk away and sit down facing away. It was all up to me now.
I imagined myself as I was. I imagined transforming. I imagined I could be here all night though this body would not get cold. I tried imagining harder. I felt silly. I activated my trick. I tried visualizing how I looked now. I tried visualizing my human form. I still felt silly.
I tried visualizing me without form. I concentrated and it was like the world shifted. I immediately imagined standing here in the woods. I felt locked in place as my tail shrank, split, and turned into legs. My arms shortened and the hands lost their claws. I could feel my breasts fill out. My face itched.
When I could move, I called out, "It worked! I'll be right there. Don't you dare turn around."
"I won't," he called back holding up the robe awkwardly behind him.
I closed the distance between us and took the robe. I turned around as I put my arms in the sleeves. I pulled the trim tight around my middle and tied the belt. "Okay, I'm at least decent now."
He turned around. "After all this running around, I bet you would like a nice hot bath. I'll run interference with your folks while you rush upstairs," he suggested.
"A quick shower will do if you want to wait for me," I countered as we headed for the breezeway back door.
"Okay," he said. He entered the kitchen first and began, "What we found in the woods was interesting and I'm going to tell you all about it while Medusa goes and gets washed up."
I entered and spoke as I walked through the room, "I'll be down as soon as I get the smell of the woods off me."
Elliot continued, "We found twenty-seven statues of small animals in the woods. She will need to find a better source..."
I couldn’t hear the rest of what was said. I didn’t want to hear it at all. I quickly entered the bathroom and closed the door. I reeked of dirt and moss. I turned the shower on and hurried inside. The water was cool and dirt was already puddling in the shower. I pulled a few twigs and leaves from between my hairsnakes. I tried to figure out how freaked out I should be over being a thirty-foot long snake-woman most of the day.
The soap was done clearing away the visible dirt. It did little to clean the guilt away. Twenty-seven dead forest animals. When will I need to do that again? Will I start looking for larger prey? There are a few dogs in the neighborhood. Would their nectar taste better?
Reluctantly, I turned the water off and dried off. Wrapping the towel around me, I crossed the hallway to my room and put on a new set of pajamas. I retrieved the robe from the bathroom and brought it down to the laundry room before returning to the kitchen.
Daddy was talking, "... can find a better supply of animals." He looked up as I entered. "How are you feeling, Honey?"
"Great physically," I admitted. "Morally a wreck and emotionally taxed."
"One out of three is a good batting average," Elliot quipped.
Daddy ignored him, saying, "I understand the last one and I suppose the first one makes sense. We need to discuss that middle one. What have you done that's amoral?"
"Killing indiscriminately," I pointed out, pacing around the room.
"That's not what you did."
"You weren't there," I cried. "I don't remember most of it. I just killed and ate and if you had been there you'd be dead. All of you!"
"You didn't drain me," Mom said simply. "You fled. You saved me from your so-called rampage."
"I almost didn't," I whimpered.
"Almost doesn't matter. Doing matters."
"We just need to make sure it doesn't get to the point of desperation like it apparently did this time," Daddy added.
"You said you were queasy yesterday morning," Mom began. "We need to see how long it is until you feel queasy again to determine how often you must consume this whatever it is."
"Fine," I said. "I don't want to think about it any more." I walked out the door to the breezeway. I entered the garage and plopped myself down at my work bench.
Elliot followed a moment later. He picked up the tape and handed it to me as he pulled the tape out and walked to the far side of the room.
"I don't want to do this," I declared.
"You don't know the plan yet," he replied, handing me the tape measure. "We, including the valley girl doctor at the Clinic, have been measuring your maximum range. That's the mistake. You need to see that you are only as monstrous as you allow yourself to be. We are going to work on your minimums. I believe that if you practice you can learn to use your trick selectively. In fact, I'm willing to spend a lot of time standing around like a statue so that someday you will be able to petrify a bird I am holding without affecting me."
"Seriously?" I asked. "You have a lot of unfounded faith in my abilities."
"That's what friends are for," he replied. "Now stand twenty feet away, kick on your trick and head toward me. Concentrate on not petrifying anyone, especially me. Visualize me remaining flesh and blood as you continue forward. You control the trick. It doesn't control you."
I waited a moment before submitting to the task at hand. I concentrated on believing my trick obeyed me and would not affect Elliot.
He continued the pep talk until he was cut off mid-sentence, petrifying in an instant. I clicked the lock on the tape measure and read the distance aloud, "Thirteen feet, four inches." I was flabbergasted. "You were right, Elliot!" I exclaimed.
I walked up to Elliot. I looked at his mouth head-on and from the side. I giggled. "Petrifying talking people leaves them with funny shaped mouths."
"It's good to hear you laugh," Daddy said, entering unexpectedly.
"I suppose it's just good to be laughing," I agreed.
"So what was this experiment?"
I explained the premise and initial success of the experiment.
"That's great," Daddy said. He waved his arm toward himself. "Let's take a little walk. Elliot will probably prefer that time passes quickly."
I followed Daddy out through the breezeway to the front yard and we sat down on the porch steps.
"I know Elliot is enthusiastic and willing to help. But, I hope that's all he wants."
I stopped Daddy right there, "Please don't. Elliot is well aware that I think of him as a brother."
"Good, good," he responded. "How about what I asked that first night. Anything to report?"
I thought about it for a moment. "It's funny," I began. "When you asked me to gather data on the other team, I didn't think it would be difficult to tell of my discoveries. Spending this morning as a half-snake hybrid makes how I feel now not only more palatable but also more natural. Being a guy now feels like the other team. I knew someday I might come to feel that way. But, I feel that way now. And while I could tell you what things are like, it feels awkward telling my Daddy about my body."
"I was afraid of that."
"You've spent the last few years drilling it into my head that the person I was may not be the person I become. Aren't you glad I've taken one of your life lessons to heart?" As he stared at me I could not help but giggle girlishly.
“It's every parent's dream come true. But, apparently, I should have also drilled in that being comfortable talking about the changes would also be good.”
I laughed. We talked some more. I found out we had an appointment at the Clinic tomorrow. Once Elliot was back. Daddy suggested we verify our findings by having him and Elliot standing in front of me while I tried not to affect one of them. I had decided to protect Elliot. Daddy was petrified at sixteen feet. When Elliot reached ten feet I closed my eyes and turned off my trick.
"I'm starting to feel a strain. I don't see the point of petrifying you twice tonight. Why don't you head home so I can get some rest?" I pleaded.
Elliot asked if I was sure I would be alright before leaving.
I went back into the house and found Mom in the kitchen wolfing down her bedtime snack.
I turned one of the kitchen chairs away from her and sat down facing away from her. I commented, "I wonder if how you feel about eating these extra meals is similar to how I should feel about devouring all those animals."
"How do you think I feel about eating so much?" She asked between bites.
"You always do it when no one is around. I've always assumed you would be embarrassed if someone watched."
"Is that why you're facing away from me? Even though I know you can see through your hairsnakes?" She laughed. "Turn around, Dear. I would prefer company to eating alone."
"But..." I started helplessly.
"I eat alone so that you and your father don't feel obligated to join me. My sister quickly gained like thirty pounds in the first month after my twist because she thought I felt funny having to eat so much."
"I didn't know," I said, turning my chair around.
"Well, she swore us to secrecy when I had you. There are no pictures of her from that time any more." She got up and added more cereal to her bowl.
I learned more about how Mom's twist affected her life that evening than I had ever known. And I had thought I understood her completely beforehand.
Thanks for reading. Comments are always welcome.
I woke up Saturday morning with two legs, much to my relief. I showered and returned to my room. As I looked through my closet I noticed the one pair of jeans I had purchased just a handful of days ago. Reaching for the jeans made me feel funny on Thursday. Today, I picked them up off the rack without my compulsions complaining about it. I put them on and still there was no problem. I had to admit I liked the way they hugged my body. When I finished dressing I went downstairs for breakfast. Mom and Daddy were already up.
"How are you feeling this morning?" Daddy asked.
"I feel pretty good, I guess." It felt good to say that.
"You're wearing jeans? " Mom asked.
"Yeah," I replied. "They don't bother me now."
"Perhaps that discomfort is a gauge of your hunger?" Daddy suggested.
"Maybe. I did wear those pajama pants that first night."
I finished breakfast and then Daddy and I went to the Clinic for more tests.
Dr. Adelaide greeted us first and we discussed my new form. The first thing she asked me to do was the thing I did not really want to do. She wanted to see my new form. Reluctantly I complied – it only took eight minutes wearing nothing but a hospital gown to figure out how to do it – and she ran me through a series of tests.
"Totally Rad!" She exclaimed. "I've, like, never seen such a totally complicated Twist. The good news is you are a metamorph, having two distinct forms, one bipedal and one snake-like, or, like, perhaps lamia-like. But lamia are like demons so you probably prefer snake-like. It also appears that you feed on a substance that doesn't exist in this dimension."
"What?"
"I know, it's far out." She said. I was finding her enthusiasm annoying. "When you, like, petrify someone something in its flesh totally interacts with the Darrington field, the quantum field, to create a vapor that is locked inside the stone. You mentioned that you could, like, change the pose of a bird. The glands we could not identify are what allow you to do that. They also allow you to release the vapor and absorb it into your body."
"What is the vapor?"
"I don't know, but it seems to build up in the statues you create, when it builds up to a certain level, it is released and the transformation is reversed. That explains why when you absorb some of the vapors from a statue the reverse transformation is delayed."
"Do you have any idea how I'm supposed to deal with the craving? Or find a ready supply of animals to drain?"
She paused for a moment. "No, but I think you need some time with Dr. Philips. That's enough experimentation here. Keep working with that friend of yours. His attempts to improve your control can't be a bad thing. Let’s go see Dr. Philips."
“Before we do, I heard you were a metamorph.”
“Tess, like, sold me out. Didn’t she?”
“Yes. Can you turn to stone now?”
“Sort of. I’m totally unaware when I’m stone. And it lasts between ten minutes and three hours and I have like no control over it,” she said sadly. “Oo, I should totally do it in front of you so you can like see if I have the same like lines inside me as people you petrify. Hang on. Let me stand over here. I can totally film myself turning to stone. Once you get a look inside me, just head on down to Dr. Philip’s office.”
Adelaide transformed into a statue. I waited a moment before opening my inner eyelid. She had all the same swirls within her as I had observed in my statues. I found some paper and wrote ‘Same swirls” on it and left the paper in her hand.
I had to ask Tess how to find Dr. Philip’s office. There, we chatted for a few minutes as I told him about being a snake. I don't remember how he did it but soon I was crying about turning into a monster permanently. He let me cry about it for a while before trying to steer my thoughts in another direction. His words were plain and logical and I guess exactly what I needed to hear.
"You need to find a way not to focus on the negative aspects of your twist. You'll figure out your need to feed and how to avoid transforming into your snake hybrid accidentally. You will." He said reassuringly.
"Now, have things changed in school?" He continued. "How were you received by your classmates?"
"Most of them seem more focused on my becoming a girl than my snakes or my trick. The jerks who use to pick on me still do."
"Let's get back to them in a moment. How do feel about being treated as a girl?"
"Well, when the other girls do it I feel included. When the boys do it, I feel like I'm just some walking collection of boobs and legs for them to ogle. I realize they're just doing what I'd be doing if I were still a guy and I have sympathy. For the guys who do more than ogle, I get angry."
"So, you're having the typical experiences of a typical teenage girl?" He asked.
"I suppose so."
"And the boys who taunted Gordon?"
"Still taunt."
"You have to stop letting them control how you feel about yourself. What they think of you is theirs to control. How you feel about yourself is entirely up to you." He advised. "You are bigger and stronger than you use to be. I'm not recommending violence, I would never do that. But, you should not feel intimidated by them."
From there we talked about my experiments with Elliot. I was caught off guard when he asked, "How do you feel about Elliot?" As I stumbled unable to answer he added, "How do you think Elliot feels about you?"
After moment I said, "I don't know." When he did not follow up that question with another, I continued, "We've been best friends for as long as I can remember."
"Is he like a brother to you?"
"Maybe." The word escaped my lips unexpectedly. Last week I would have said "Yes" immediately. Why had I replied "Maybe?"
The session ended not long after that. My head was swimming. How did I feel about Elliot? How did he feel about me?
Daddy and I left the Clinic in silence. I was very deep in thought and I guess he was giving me some space. About half way home I realized if I went home I'd have to deal with Elliot. I asked, "Didn't you have an idea for how I could feed that you were going to share? "
"Well, sure. You just looked like you wouldn’t be in the mood to do that now."
"No, no reason to put it off."
Daddy changed direction and about twenty minutes later we were in a parking lot. "You didn't hear a word I said, did you?" he began.
"I guess not."
"Are you sure you want to deal with this now?"
I nodded and got out of the car. We were behind an animal hospital. I had a bad feeling I should have paid attention to what he was saying. Though, I didn’t really hear him at the time.
Daddy opened the rear door to the building for me and called out, "Douglas!"
A voice replied, "Wait in my office."
We were in a hallway of nondescript doors. At the end of the hallway was a reception area. I could smell the distinct scent of many fuzzy animals in the air. There were occasional barks and meows. Daddy led me to the second door on the right and we entered.
The office was neatly kept, with two plush chairs facing a plain steel desk. Based on the diplomas and awards Dr. Douglas Hauser was a renowned animal surgeon.
Daddy asked me again if it was a good idea to be here now.
I was vague in my nod and it wasn’t until the doctor entered the office that it occurred to me that they thought I would euthanize sick animals.
Like some monster.
Suddenly, now was not a good time to be here. "I've changed my mind, Daddy. Can we leave?"
Not hearing my whispered plea, Daddy introduced me to the doctor.
Douglas took my hand and said, "I'm a bit dubious about this my darling. I wanted you to meet an old friend of mine."
They led me to the next room where an old dog was sleeping on the floor. When he saw the doctor, the dog lifted its head and struggled to stand up on obviously arthritic legs.
"Duke, here is almost fifteen years old and I'm going to have to put him down soon because of the pain he suffers just standing like this," he began, a tear in his eye. "Your father has put into my head the idea of something better than taxidermy, which I loathe. Before asking you to do anything to Duke, I want to know that it will not hurt him."
"I've told you it didn't hurt," Daddy interrupted.
"You said being petrified doesn't hurt," the doctor explained. "I want to make sure the feeding doesn't hurt."
"I can't do that to a person," I stated. "It's too dangerous."
"Then, there's no solution to your hunger problem here. I won't allow my animals to suffer so some vain socialite can claim to have had a statue made of their old pet."
"How many people wanting to turn their sickly pets into statutes are there?"
"Once the first statue appears in one of their homes, they'll all want one."
"What will we do after everyone has one," I asked. "Fads don't last long."
"I'm sure we'll figure something out when the time comes," Daddy reassured me.
They looked at me expectantly. After a moment I said, "Okay. Where shall I petrify you?"
"Not here, not now," Douglas said. "We'll do that when I'm not on call. Perhaps tonight for dinner? Betty would love to see Silvia again."
"That's fine with me."
I just nodded and stood up. "Let's go, Daddy." I walked out. As I left I could hear the doctor ask Daddy if he was sure I was ready. Daddy admitted he wasn’t sure.
As I walked to the car, someone let out a wolf whistle at me. I spun around in fury, my head snakes flared out and hissing loudly at the man. He turned white as a sheet and for moment I thought I had petrified him. Then he screamed and ran off. I had not used my trick on him. I’d merely frightened him to near death with just a look.
I ran out of the parking lot towards a park and into a nearby woods. I ran until I could no longer hear Daddy's voice calling me back. When I stopped I was near some train tracks as they crossed over a stream.
I sat down, realizing Mom would probably be annoyed about the dirt all over my jeans. Too late to care. Several moments passed without me paying attention to them. A voice called out, "Are you a real gorgon?"
I looked up to see an old man approaching me. He was frail, poorly dressed, and I could smell him already. One of his eyes was milky white from an old injury based on the scar on his face.
"I suppose so."
"Heh, heh," he cackled. "Nope, I don't think so. If'n you were I'd be all statue-like already. You're just a girl with a weird hairdo. Must be."
"Maybe I don't feel like turning you to stone."
"Nope, gorgons hate all livin' bein's. They's ugly to the bone. And they'd never con-verse with a lowly retch such as me. Heh, heh. Nope. You're no gorgon, girly," he kind of danced in place at he made each point. "And you be too beautiful, too, girly."
I stood up, "Beauty means I'm not a gorgon?"
"Damn, you is tall, girly," he said looking like his neck hurt to look up at me. "Damn right, you too beautiful, though I prefer my ladies a smidge shorter. No offense."
"What if I weren't beautiful?"
"How?"
I turned around and pulled off my jeans.
"What you be doin'? I be far too old for you girly."
I snickered as the snakes showed him turning as if to look away, but he was definitely staring at my ass. With the pants off, I transformed into my half snake form. I turned back around. "Are you sure I'm not a gorgon?"
"Heh, heh, I still ain't no statue, girly. That's a good trick. But, you ain't no gorgon."
"That eye of yours works, right?"
"Heh, heh, yes, it do. Can you lower your head so I don't have to look up?" As I complied, he continued, "You might look monstrous, snake girl, but you ain't no monster. I ain't dead or made of rock. You don't hate all livin' bein's. In fact, I bet you love a few, girly. And more than a few love you; I'd be a fool not to bet ya. What are you doing trying to convince a daft old man that you's a monster for anyway?"
"I didn't expect it to take so long," I joked.
"Heh, heh," he laughed as his laugh dissolved into a coughing fit. "It's too bad you ain't a gorgon. Petrifying can't be the worst way to go."
"I'm told it gets boring."
"Ya, I could see that. Heh, heh, told by who?"
"Just because you believe I can't petrify people doesn't mean I can't. It just only lasts about an hour."
"You see what I'm saying. What kind of monster petrifies only for an hour, girly?"
"I guess you're right."
"Medusa," a voice called.
I flattened out down on the ground. I don't know why and I felt silly almost immediately. "I should get going."
"Heh, heh, yes, you should. Me, too," he announced after looking at his unadorned wrist. "I got to go convince a man over on that ridge over there that marriage will be wonderful." And he walked off in the direction of the ridge.
I transformed and quickly put on my pants. I walked back to the park. When I saw Daddy's determined grimace as he searched for me, I turned to look for the old man. He was not where I expected to see him. He was at least a mile further away talking with a man.
Maybe he was Twisted, I thought.
"Medusa," Daddy called out as he started running toward me. "You had me..."
I cut him off with a gesture and gave him a big hug. "Yes, worried sick. I'm sorry about that. Let's just go home."
Caught off guard, he replied, "Um, okay." I stood there holding him for moment. "If we're going home, you'll have to give up this hug," he interrupted.
I let go and we walked back to the car. It was a longer walk than I expected. As he saw me looking around he said, "Didn't think you ran so far, did you? You were moving extremely fast. Not as fast as your mother, but you sustained a higher than normal level of speed for a relatively long time." He laughed, "I tried to run after you. But, I was gasping for air after a few minutes. That's why it took me so long to catch up with you."
"I had no idea," I replied.
"I don't want to jinx it, but running off actually seems to have helped."
"It kind of did," I replied. "I met someone who seemed to know just what I needed to hear. And he said it in manner that I was willing to listen to."
"What's his name?"
"Heh, I didn't ask."
Later at home, I was in the garage. I felt like challenging myself so I took an old T-shirt and ripped it into strips. I carefully threaded it through my head snakes, blindfolding myself. With my head snakes it seemed like I could see perfectly all around me. The only real difficulty was remembering which direction my legs were facing.
I sat down at my desk and worked on some sketches for Marie's bust. The door to the breezeway opened slowly and Elliot asked, "Can I come in?"
I nodded without looking up from my sketchpad. I tried to minimize the snake's tendency to track movement, allowing Elliot's passage through the room to pass from one snake to another.
"How's it going?"
"Not bad," I replied curtly.
"Are you blindfolded? "
I tilted my head up. "Cool, isn't it? What do you think of this sketch of Marie?" I asked turning the pad around.
"Looks just like her," he replied after a moment. "You seem more relaxed, even sure of yourself. Did you learn something at the Clinic? "
"Not exactly," I began. I told him about visiting with Dr. Adelaide, skipping over the entire visit with Dr. Philips. I detailed the visit to the animal hospital. I was a little embarrassed talking about frightening the guy who whistled at me, though I noticed Elliot became a little agitated when I mentioned the whistle. Finally, I told him about the old man.
Elliot looked surprised as I told him about the old man. "Wow, I didn't think it was true. You must have met The Advisor."
"You think so?" I asked. The Advisor is a legendary figure around town. Most presume he was Twisted with a trick that attracts him to people who need advice, or vice versa, and the trick makes it so he always knows exactly what to say. "He did seem adamant that I not refer to myself as a monster. And I do feel more comfortable with my twist than I ever have."
"Guess he's not a myth."
"Are you going to leave the blindfold on all the time from now on?"
I laughed, "I forgot I was wearing it."
"Really?"
I started removing it. "Maybe I've discovered the latest women's fashion trend."
After a few questions and answers to clarify parts of my story, there was a pause in the conversation. I closed the sketchpad and rearranged my legs to put the pad away without falling off the stool.
Elliot took the opportunity while I seemed distracted to check me out. I watched as his eyes ran up and down my legs and lingered on my breasts. I leaned forward more than I had to and was oddly delighted to know I had drawn his eyes to my ass as I turned it toward him unnecessarily.
How did I feel about Elliot? How did he feel about me?
As I sat back in the chair, Elliot shook his head and turned away from me. His expression was a mix of confusion and surprise. He managed to keep both feelings from his voice as he asked, "You want to experiment today?"
"Do you like me?" The words spilled out of my mouth before I realized I was going to say them.
He looked as surprised and nervous as I felt as he managed to nonchalantly say, "I wouldn't be here if not. We're best buds, aren't we?"
In for a penny, I thought. "Elliot and Gordon were best buds. What are Elliot and Medusa?"
"I'm not giving up over twelve years of friendship over your twist." He began and then I could see from his expression that something unexpected had just occurred to him. "Wait. Are you suggesting we might become less than best buds? Or more?"
I looked downward, my snakes scrambled behind me in a flurry of movement, putting Elliot out of sight. There it was... out in the open... and we could no longer ignore it.
I heard him move and he took hold of one of my snakes, turning it toward his face. "I would prefer to tell you this to your beautiful face but I'll settle for this little guy's face if I have to as long as I know you can see me."
I looked up at Elliot and he dropped my snake to look me in the eyes. "We have loved each other for many years. We never considered acting on that love romantically before because for most of those years we were just kids and presumably two straight guys. Circumstances have changed so maybe we will reconsider romance in the future. I doubt either of us are ready to take that step anytime soon, if ever. If we do, it will be when we are both ready. You still need to learn who you've become and I'll be here to help you as much as you will let me."
Tears were welling up in my eyes and whatever vestiges of manhood remained inside me made me want to look away but I held my gaze on him and said, "That is the most beautiful thing anyone has ever said to me." I felt like such a girl as I said it and more so as I continued, "You’re right. I wish I had the courage to have said anything nearly that honest." I reached out and hugged him close, his head next to mine, and whispered, "I truly do love you, Elliot."
"I love you, Medusa," he whispered back. "But, could you not wrap your snakes around my head?"
We let go of each other and the few snakes that had coiled around his head let go. I laughed, "They wanted a hug, too." I wiped my tears away.
"Let's do something else before we start to feel awkward," Elliot suggested.
"Okay, but it won't stop us from feeling awkward later."
"Okay, you obviously want awkward. Turn into your snake form."
"Why?"
"It's a test."
"I can't in these jeans."
"I'll step out while you wiggle out of them and transform," he declared as he left the garage.
I watched him leave with my jaw slacked open. Resigned to whatever he planned-- after our declarations of love I could not claim not to trust him-- I took off my blouse and bra. Then I shimmied out of my jeans and panties. I don’t think I had ever been naked in the garage before. I stood with legs together and willed the change to begin. For the first time I really watched the transformation take place. My hips shattered painlessly and started sinking down my legs toward the floor. As the remains of my hips descended, they gained mass from the mass of two legs combining into a single cylindrical structure that wound up narrower than even one thigh by itself. Around where my knees had been my body was around six inches in diameter.
While this process turned me from two legs to none, green color washed around from my back to my front. My breasts flattened. As their mass was redistributed my flesh became more scaly. My arms narrowed and became longer as did my hands. I think my neck expanded.
When the remains of my hips reached my feet I became unsteady as my feet were absorbed into the mass. I seemed to sink down into that mass until all at once the mass became my coiled lower body. The urge to stretch out overcame me and I slithered around the table.
The whole process took less than five seconds. I put my blouse back on. Nothing else I had been wearing would fit now. "I'm ready," I called out to Elliot.
He reentered the garage and walked straight up to me. Without warning his hands grasped my upper arms and he pulled me down to eye level with him.
I was about to ask him what he was doing when he leaned in and kissed me. It was not a passionate kiss, he did not try to push his tongue into my mouth. It was soft and warm, gentle I suppose. Our eyes were open and suddenly I needed to stop.
I pushed him back and exclaimed with more indignation than I felt, "Elliot!"
"Let me explain," he requested holding his hands up in submission. "First, I warned you it would be more awkwardness. Second, it was a test. It was a test you would have been giving to me forever if I hadn't just done this. When I said I loved you, I wanted you to be clear that I meant all of you, including this you."
He was going to continue complementing me so I stopped him. "Yes, yes, you don't care if I can devour someone's life force, have a scaly face, or started wearing nothing but pink. I know this. That's why I trust you implicitly."
"Oh," he replied. "Sorry about the kiss then. I did have a backup plan." When I just looked at him expectantly, he continued, "Let's go to my house and play video games. You and me will leave the garage right now, head down the sidewalk and enter to my house."
"Looking like this?"
I thought I would be afraid to go out in public like this but the thought of being seen like this no longer bothered me. I was a little nervous. In the spirit of his plan I said, "Challenge accepted." I turned and slithered to the door.
"Really?" Elliot said, a look of shock covering his face.
"Sure, I should get out more." In the breeze way I called out, "I'm headed over to Elliot's house."
"Call if you'll be late for dinner," Mom called back.
“I won't be late,” I replied. “We're going to Dr Hauser's for dinner tonight.”
I reached the breezeway door facing the front yard and was suddenly overwhelmed by the vast openness of the public road and sidewalk. It's not the mall, I reassured myself as I swung the door open and slithered forth.
Elliot held the door open and I turned to see why he had not followed me out the door. "I didn't think you wanted me to let the door slam on your tail," he explained.
I forgot it was trailing so far behind me. I coiled up my tail a bit until the tip was only a couple feet away.
Elliot closed the door and joined me halfway to the sidewalk. Though I towered over him, he gallantly hooked his arm around mine. Conveniently my long arms put our hands at about the same height. "It's a lovely day for a leisurely... ambulance along the sidewalk. Wouldn't you say?"
"You were going to say walk."
"No, no. I was going to say stroll."
I laughed. "This is weird. I can feel the texture of the sidewalk as I move along it. At the same time I am receiving that sensation from what my mind usually thinks of as my stomach, thighs and shins all at once."
"That makes sense," Elliot said. "Your current abdomen is composed of elements of those three body parts."
The walk of four house lengths was over quickly and we entered Elliot's house. His mother entered the living room as we arrived. She did not hide the shock from he face upon seeing me. She smiled warmly as she said, "Medusa, it is wonderful to finally meet you again. Elliot however did not tell me you would be in this form. I was under the impression you were unhappy with this one."
"Given the choice, I'd still be a guy. I have been working to become use to being a girl and I figured out that I need to get use to this form, too."
"It is striking," she said. "I love the richness of your coloring."
"Thank you."
"We're going to play some video games in my room," Elliot announced as he headed for the stairs.
Winding my way up a flight of stairs was a little tricky until I figured out how to do it. Elliot's room was clean as usual. I moved into a corner and wound myself into a coil with my torso perched at the top of the coil. It almost felt like I was sitting.
We were playing for about ten minutes when the door was flung open and Elliot's little brother Todd burst in. He stopped dead in his tracks when he saw me and declared, "You look awesome." Todd was a typical eight year old boy, full of energy and questions.
"Thank you, Todd."
"Are you really Gordon? "
"I use to be Gordon. Now, I'm Medusa."
"What's it feel like to be a snake?"
"Todd!" Elliot admonished.
"It's okay," I stated. "He's just curious. Todd, I'm only half snake so I don't necessarily know exactly what being a snake feels like. Snakes don't have arms, for example. For me it feels a little weird when I'm stretched out. My head's here and my tail could be far away."
"Is it true you can turn someone into a statue?
"Yes, now can you let me and Elliot get back to our game? "
"Okay," Todd said. "Can I watch? "
"If you're quiet," I said.
He sat down in front of the bed and was quiet for a few moments.
"Can I feel your skin?
"Why do you have little snakes on your head?
"Is it true your wee-wee fell off?"
"That's it!" Elliot declared. He call out, "Mom, Todd is asking rude questions."
"I'll be quiet," Todd pleaded. "I want to stay."
"Give him a chance," his mother called back.
Elliot leaned down and whispered, "If you aren't quiet I'll ask Medusa to turn you into a statue. Statues are very quiet."
"You can turn me to a statue right here? That would be great. Do it." He was jumping around excitedly.
I stared at Elliot in annoyance. "First, you need to ask your mommy if it is okay for me to turn you to stone. Then, I'll think about it."
"Moooooooom," he called out as he ran out of the room.
"What is wrong with you?" I demanded.
"What?"
"Be good or my monster friend will get you."
"That's not what I..." he paused dejectedly. "I'm so sorry. I wasn't thinking about how you would feel about it."
"Why does Todd want to be a statue?" Asked his mother as she stepped into the room.
I looked at Elliot meaningfully.
"He won't keep quiet so I kind of implied..."
"You threatened your brother with petrification?"
"It didn't sound so bad when I was saying it. Besides, it would only last an hour."
"I'll deal with you later," she told him. Then she turned to me and requested, "If Todd manages to ask you politely, would it bother you to fulfill his request? "
"Not at all," I replied. After she left I turned to Elliot and said, "Since petrification is apparently a valid means of punishment, you aren't leaving the room when I use my trick on Todd. I will try my very best to only affect him, like we practiced in my garage yesterday. But, if I mess up, the worst case is I get an hour of uninterrupted solo game play.
Todd returned, walking slowly and deliberately. "Excuse me, G-, Medusa," he began. "I want to know how it feels to be a statue. Would mind using your trick on me?"
"Do you understand that it will last for a whole hour whether you like it or not and that I can't undo it earlier? "
"Yes. I will be stuck for an hour."
"Do you want to face the TV so you can watch us play our game? "
"I'll be able to see?"
Elliot replied, "And hear and even feel if someone touches you. Now stand how you want to be posed."
I drifted my upper body toward the TV and turned to face them both. "Are you ready?"
He had his arms straight out and his body tilted like he was an airplane making a banked turn, "Yes."
"Are you looking at the TV screen? "
"Yes."
I immediately concentrated my focus on just him as I flashed my inner eyelid open and close. The color drained out of Todd, leaving him a white statue. "There you go, Todd. You are a statue. And you are not."
"Wow, you did it," Elliot was surprised.
We resumed our game. A little while later, Elliot's mother poked her head in, saying, "Sorry, I just had to see Todd."
We paused our game as she entered with her phone. She spent a minute making a video of Todd as a statue and asking us questions.
"Yes, he can hear us talking. He can probably see the TV," I told her.
"I've never had the sensation of needing to scratch an itch when I've been petrified," Elliot explained.
After she left, I asked, "Do you think she was wanting to get stoned?"
"Maybe," he shrugged.
An hour later, Todd returned to normal in silence.
"Well?" I asked. "Did you enjoy it? "
"It was okay," he answered. He turned and gave me a hug. "It was a bit too boring."
"You don't want to go another hour?" I asked.
"No," he replied. "Maybe some other time. B-bye." He ran from the room calling his mother and asking her about the video she made.
We finished playing several hours later. Since I didn’t have any pants with me I had to slither home. After spending so much time relaxing in this form, it was not as big a deal to slither home as it had been to come here. Mom just said hello without commenting on my form as I went up to my room. I returned to human form to get changed for our visit to the animal doctor. I chose a dark green blouse to go with my jean skirt.
We got in the car and arrived by six. The doctor apparently was well off. The house was not quite a mansion. But, it was set back from the road with a long driveway. It looked like it might have five or six bedrooms.
An obviously Twisted woman, a humanoid cat really, answered the door. Her face was mostly human with a faint coating of light orange fuzz, though her pupils were like cat's eyes. Cat whiskers hung stiffly straight out to the sides from the edges of her nostrils. Cat ears with leopard patterned spots were atop her head poking through a normal human blond head of hair. The fuzz on her face thickened and gained a leopard spot pattern all over her body. She seemed short because she was standing with bent back legs and it seemed like her limbs were shorter than her body height would suggest. A long tail swung lazily behind her. She was wearing nothing but a small blue bikini and a gauzy, white jacket.
"Betty, it is so nice to see you," Daddy said to her with a sociable hug.
"Gregory, Silvia, it's good to see you again." She looked up at me. "And this is certainly no longer your son."
"I'm Medusa," I replied shaking her hand. I have to admit, I only shook her hand to find out if it were a hand or a paw. It was a fuzzy hand with rather short fingers.
We went inside and met Dr. Hauser before we all sat down in a formal living room. Daddy and Douglas talked about their old college friendship while Mom and Betty talked about how long it had been since Betty had seen me. I had been three years old they decided. After a little while, Betty stood up to excuse herself so she could check on dinner.
Mom took my hand and stood up, "Would you like some help?" I was forced to stand up too.
"No, you're our guests," Betty replied as if reading from a script.
"I insist. Besides I've heard all their stories before."
"Well, I wouldn't want to subject you to them again," Betty agreed.
Mom pushed me in front of her as we were led to the kitchen.
Betty spent all of a minute checking dinner. She then grabbed a bowl and poured a dish of pasta into it and handed it to Mom. "I know you probably need this," she told my mother.
Mom said, "Thanks."
The three of us sat around the kitchen table to talk while Mom ate.
"Seeing you wearing a skirt and heels, I guess it is okay to ask you how you feel about being a woman?" Betty asked.
"As long as I get to hear what it's like to be a cat."
"Oh, that's not even close to the same. Although it's taking all my willpower not to swat at your snakes. Their movement triggers my cat compulsions fiercely." Her eyes were obviously tracking one of my snakes and she was leaning forward in her chair.
"Well, warn your cat instincts that my snakes have a paralytic venom and they can react to perceived danger before I'm even aware of it."
She sat back and pulled her knees up. "I better keep my distance," she laughed. "I was about to do it."
I reached up and took one of my snakes in hand, "This one?"
"Wow, how'd you know?"
"I can see through their eyes," I explained. "That has nothing to do with being a woman. I've been concentrating on the more exotic parts of my twist at the expense of exploring my gender change."
"If you can see through their eyes you've already mastered having eyes in the back of your head." She laughed. "Given how quickly you're adapting to those exotic changes, you should have no trouble with your other new parts. Are the clothes a compulsion?"
"Partially. I can change into another form, basically into a snake woman."
"No way," she interrupted.
"Yes, but when my legs merge and turn into a snake abdomen and tail, clothes between my legs are destroyed. I have a slight compulsion against wearing pants."
"At least you can wear clothes," Betty laughed. "Anything I wear makes me itch so bad that after a few hours I go absolutely crazy and rip them all off. In a bikini and wrap like these I can get through an entire day. But, that's about all I can wear."
A timer rang and she got up to get the food out of the oven. As Betty and mom brought dishes of food out to the table, they sent me to bring the men to the dining room.
Dr. Hauser stood up as I entered the room. Daddy followed his lead eventually.
"Dinner is ready," I announced.
When we got to the dining room the men sat down. I went into the kitchen and mom handed me a platter. "Go set this down on the table and take your seat. We'll be in right behind you."
I returned to the dining room and took my seat.
Douglas asked, "What was it like hanging out with the ladies? "
Daddy laughed, "Don't bother, Douglas. When Medusa first changed I asked her to report on what she might learn about the other half. But yesterday she told me it felt awkward talking to me about girl stuff."
"Surely she was only talking about sex stuff and boys. What girls talk about in private can't be an issue."
"That would be true,” I said. “Except that most of the private, girls-only talks I've been privy to were about boys, or sex. I didn't contribute much to those conversations."
Betty and Mom entered and dinner conversation drifted through recent local events. At the end of the meal, Douglas and I went to the backyard patio. "I thought I might stand here and watch the sunset."
"It is a lovely view. Are you ready?" I was nervous. I hoped I could control myself and feed the smallest amount.
"You have an excellent bedside manner," the doctor noted. "I'm ready."
Without preamble, I flashed my eyelids open and close. He turned to stone within a second. I reached out and placed my palm on his chest. I opened my eyelids again. The taste of his life energy was tantalizing my tongue. I held back. I left the ambrosia like substance remain where it was, confirming I was in control. "Douglas, this is what drinking feels like." Then, I took a small sip of it.
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It. Was. Divine. I had to have more! More! But, I didn’t take more. I took my hand away with my trick still active. I was in control, at least I was when I was not starving for the stuff. "That's it. Now, you just have to wait it out." I closed my eyes and opened them. The urge subsided a bit.
I walked back inside. "I'm done," I told the others. They went outside to see Douglas.
There were a few interesting art pieces in the foyer where I waited. They returned in a few minutes as I was looking at a lithograph of a Dali painting.
"Do you like Dali?" Betty asked.
"Of course, though my normal tastes are of the classics. Probably because I can't paint nearly as well as I sculpt."
"You sculpt and your trick petrifies people? How ironic."
"Tell me about it. I never really got to work in stone before. I might stick to clay in my artwork."
"Have you made anything noteworthy? "
"Those bookends for my sister had some wonderful cherubs on them," Daddy proclaimed proudly.
"Actually I did something better. I sculpted my current face. There is a bust in the garage with my new face with hair that I made several months before my twist."
"Why didn't you ever show it to us?" Mom asked.
"Because I always thought it wasn't quite finished. Maybe it was because it has hair instead of snakes." I answered. "But enough about me, I'm wondering what the story is behind twisting into a human-cat hybrid, if you don't mind."
"I've told that story many times but I'm guessing you haven't heard it." Betty began. "My twist is unusual because it happened when I was two. I fell into the leopard enclosure at the zoo. The momma leopard protected me from the other leopards and licked my head wound clean. The zookeepers quickly moved the other leopards to another enclosure. But, they had to tranquilize the leopard protecting me. As she fell, I twisted. I spent a lot of time with occupational therapists relearning how to walk."
"Makes me feel a little guilty since I adapted to my snake form instinctively." I said.
"Oh, don't feel guilty, I was only two and crawling had suddenly become very natural and faster, too." Betty paused mischievously. "Has your father ever shared his twist with you?"
Strangely, my mother reacted with outrage, "Why would he share his trick with his child?"
"Calm down, Silvia," Daddy implored.
"Oh, gods, no, Silvia," Betty replied in embarrassment. "I asked about his twist, not his trick."
Mom seemed somewhat confused, "How are they different? "
Daddy was shaking his head. "You do know how to make things interesting, Betty. They are very different. I doubt Medusa would be pleased to find out what my trick is. But, no, Betty, only my parents, you, and I know the secret of my twist."
"There's a secret you never told me from when you were a teenager?" Mom asked sadly.
"I'm sorry, Gregory," Betty explained. "I thought Silvia knew. It's nothing bad. In fact it's extremely ironic."
"I'll tell them," Daddy interrupted. He paused before starting. "There's a reason you've never seen a picture of me as a child. I was born as a girl."
"You weren't always male?" Mom asked, obviously relieved.
"Well, that's debatable," he continued. "I hated everything about being a girl. I hated frilly stuff. I hated dolls. I always wanted the trucks and airplanes. I always ran around with the boys. I played sports all the time with the guys, and beat them often.
"In high school, I never hung out with the girls. My circle of friends treated me as one of the guys. Those friendships became strained when I started dating one of the cheerleaders. To this day I'm not sure if she was gay or just experimenting.
"My twist was the answer to what I thought was an impossible dream. I finally felt how I always thought I was supposed to feel. My twist occurred while I was with my girlfriend and that's all I'm going to say about that.
"We broke up shortly after my twist. My guy friends continued to be my guy friends. That's the story."
"Why wouldn't you tell me that story?" Mom asked.
"Because it wasn't important," he answered. "I've always felt I was male. Twisting only took away the doubt from others. Since you've only known me as I basically appear now, why would I complicate things with something that happened in the past. I suppose it kind of matters now only because of Medusa's twist."
"Does Shawna actually exist?" I asked.
I had been silent throughout the story. They all suddenly looked at me. Betty spoke first, "You told her about Shawna Jelicho?"
"Well, Dad asked me on the day I twisted to help him understand women since my perspective was different. I thought it was because he wanted to understand his friend who also changed from male to female." I turned from looking at Betty to Daddy, "You’re still trying to understand yourself, aren't you?"
He just nodded without looking at us.
I excused myself and went to the bathroom. When I got out, Betty was hovering nearby. She asked, "Do you want to see Duke?"
"I don't think so. I can't decide if I should get to know him before I have to... you know."
"Yes, that makes sense, too."
There was an awkward pause as I debated my next question, "What can you tell me about my father's trick?"
"Are you sure you want to know?"
I nodded.
She sighed. "Without getting explicit, your father can do something probably no one else can do with his, um, you know," she held the end of her tail suggestively.
My eyes rolled. "Tell me. I'd rather know than regret not asking and I can tell he’ll never tell me."
Though we were alone, she whispered, "He can detach it when it's erect."
"That's enough details, I think," I announced.
She had a faint smile, "I was only interested in whether you knew he was a girl. You asked about the rest."
"I did," I admitted. "Duke is a quiet dog. I have no idea where you keep him."
Betty seemed glad for the topic change. "He had his own room on the other side of the house. I don't normally go over there," she admitted. She then saw the question in my face and added. "Cats don't get along with dogs."
"Another compulsion?"
"I suppose. Douglas knows we aren't getting another dog once Duke is gone. I suppose that's why he's interested in having Duke preserved."
So much for changing the subject. Thankfully Mom entered, "Oh, there you are. Douglas returned to normal. He's going to get Duke and bring him to the den."
"I'm going to my room while you deal with Duke." Betty said.
Mom just nodded knowingly as Betty went one way and we went the other. The den was empty. Mom sat down and looked at me with her worried look. "Are you sure you want to do this? No one will be upset if you decide not to do it."
"I'm fine," I laughed. "I thought you were worried about what we found out about Daddy." I looked at her again and asked, "Should I ask if you are okay?"
"I'll be fine. I'm just surprised. I can understand why he never brought it up. It certainly explains his mantra for the Twisted: what you are may not be what you become." I could not tell if she was trying to convince me or herself why he never mentioned it.
After an awkward silence, Daddy entered, "Douglas is taking Duke on one last walk." He sat down on the sofa Mom sat on, though he left an awkward gap between them.
Mom and I nodded then the silence resumed.
"What was your name?" I asked, breaking the silence.
"What?"
"Your birth name. I doubt it was Gregory."
"Oh, right," he replied. "I was born Harriet Harrison. When I was young I always assumed I'd marry my way out of the double Harries. I was apparently named for my mother's mother before she knew my father."
"Why Gregory?"
"It had three syllables, like Harriet, and Harry was not an option."
Douglas entered with Duke. Mom and Daddy slipped out of the room while Douglas spoke calmly to Duke. He turned to me and said, "I'm sure you'll get him in a good pose.”
“I have to ask you. What did it feel like?”
“Oh, you don't know. Yes, it didn't hurt. But, I definitely felt something. I can't really describe it. Being stone is very calming. And I heard you say you were about to do it. It was like a feather stroking my chest. I guess.” He paused. “Do you want his leash?
"No, and remove his collar. We don't want it deforming his fur."
"Right," he agreed. "Stay, Duke." He seemed like he was about to say something else but instead he turned and left.
"Stay," I commanded. I placed myself about ten feet away and commanded, "C'mere, boy. C'mon!"
Duke perked up and, with difficulty, raised up on his legs, then he started toward me. After a few steps his gait looked more natural. About a foot away, I did it. The color drained away in a second. Using my sight, I shifted one of his legs for added stability.
I went to the hallway and found Douglas crying on Daddy's shoulder. I turned and entered the kitchen, finding Mom eating leftovers from dinner while Betty spoke.
Betty stopped as I entered, "Is it done?"
"No, I was going to have Douglas look at the pose before I made it permanent."
"Just finish, he trusts your judgment more than he trusts his resolve."
I nodded and returned to the den. Duke was where I had left him. He did look natural, like he was going somewhere. I was suddenly nervous. I opened my inner eyelids. The colors within Duke were familiar but off in some ways. Were those dark patches disease? His paws and joints had lots of dark spots. I placed my palms on his chest and drew forth the ambrosia like stuff. While still awesome, there was something a little off about draining Duke. I consumed it quickly and soon no colors danced in the stone statue that was all that remained of Duke.
I closed my eyes completely and sobbed. No one interrupted me for what may have been a long time. Finally, all cried out, I got up and entered the hallway. Only Daddy was there. He looked at me expectantly and I just gave him a quick nod as I passed him. I heard him walk into the den as I proceeded to the kitchen.
"It's time to go, Mom," I announced.
She just stood up without question. "I'll call you tomorrow, Betty." She stated. Betty led us out, heading for the hall closet to get our coats.
Daddy met us in the hallway and followed us out without a word.
When I got home I went to my room and locked the door. I got undressed and transformed into my snake-hybrid form. I wrote “Back tomorrow” on a piece of paper and slipped it under my door. I dropped my tail out the window and slithered into the woods as fast as I could. Not being out of my mind, I thought my speed was slightly higher than my old running speed. I couldn’t be sure.
I concentrated on the way my tail pushed me forward. I could feel it gripping and ungripping the ground in a rapid cycle to get me slithering forward, serpentine-style. I had to really study how snakes move. I wondered if I could sidewind, not that I was sure what that entailed.
The woods behind the house were rather deep. I must have traveled about a mile from the house before I picked out a nice clearing to coil up and relax in. My tail was long enough that I could coil myself into a cocoon that wrapped my entire human torso within the coils of my lower half. It was rather comfortable and I eventually fell asleep.
I was still dark when I woke up. I felt better. My head was clear and for the first time since I was alone with Duke, I didn’t feel like I needed to burst into tears. Part of me wondered if I was actually better or was I now just uncaring and cold. I didn’t think I couldn’t care. I figured I was fine because I was wondering if I was not fine. Or something.
My life-sight, I needed a name for my psychedelic sight that did not imply illicit drugs and life-sight seems to fit the bill. My life-sight was active when I woke up. I heard something land with a thud nearby. It was a squirrel. Or what remained of a squirrel. The statue had cracked in half when it landed. I picked up the two halves and looked at them. All the colored lines within the statue looked normal except there the crack was where the color seemed to glow out of the statue. I pressed the two halves together and the glow stopped shining out of the statue. But as soon as I let go, the halves would separate. I tried fusing the two halves together in the same way I had gotten the bird's head to turn. After a few tries, the statue felt whole again.
I closed my inner lid and left the squirrel on a rock. I wished I had brought my sketch book with me. The little grove I was in was very pretty. I lost track of time and I did not notice the squirrel get up and scamper off until it was already clinging to a tree some forty feet away. I had repaired the broken statue. That also made me feel good.
I stood up. Well, I didn’t actually stand as I had no legs at the time. I lifted my torso above my abdomen and attained vertical balance. I think I will call that standing up from now on. I stood up and started to head home. Looking at the sky, it would probably be around noon when I got there.
Halfway there, I saw Eliot walking toward me. He called out my name but we were really too far apart for easy communication. I just waved at him and he jogged toward me.
“Do you mind that I'm here?” He said.
“Why would I mind?” I said continuing toward the house. He fell into step next me. He refrained from trying to look at me as my head was over two feet above his.
“Your Mom and Dad were worried about you.”
“I left a note.”
“'Back tomorrow.' Could you have been any less reassuring?”
“No note? Or maybe if I’d written ‘I have become death.’ in blood.”
He laughed. “You seem in better spirits than how they described you.”
“I am better.”
“Great.”
“No, not great. Just better.”
“Will you do it again?”
“I’ll have to. But, I don't think it will be nearly as traumatic as the first time.”
“Few things are more traumatic than the first time.”
“Yeah, that kind of bothers me. I hope it never feels routine.”
“Medusa, the great thing about you is worry about all the right things.”
“I do?”
“You worry about others. You worry about yourself becoming complacent. You worry about how your literal food feels. You probably worry about letting down your guard against worrying too much.”
“That does cross my mind occasionally.”
“Well, I'm your cheerleader. I'm here to remind that you've already worried enough about all these things and it's time to stop worrying at all.”
“You're a good friend.”
“The best friend. And your best friend.”
I laughed. We traveled in silence for a bit before he started talking about a video game that was due to be release next month.
My parents were low key when I got home. I coiled in a corner of the living room and said, “Have you heard from Betty or Douglas?”
“Betty called,” Mom said. “They’re fine. How are you?”
“I'm okay. No yearning desire to do it again but also no revulsion against doing it again.”
Elliot did not suggest that we do any practice today and I did not bring it up either. After some gaming and dinner, Elliot went home. After some homework and light reading I went to bed.
Thursday morning, Elliot and I were walking to school together. A car pulled up beside us. It was Stacy. “Get in,” she called from driver seat. “Melody, get in back. Her legs are so long she can't fit in the back.”
“What about me?” Elliot said.
Stacy looked at me and then said, “This time, okay.”
Elliot sat behind me. I had to adjust the seat so it was all the way back and still my knees where pressed against the dashboard.
“Thanks. What's the occasion?” I said.
“I wanted to invite you to the mall after school. You really need better clothes.”
“Pardon my interrupting,” Elliot said. “I know you'd rather be dead than be seen with me. But, why are you being so nice to Medusa?”
“That's none of your business,” Stacy said.
“I suppose that's fair,” he said. “But, you should tell her.”
“I will,” she said. She looked at me, “I will. But, not here. So, are you coming to the mall with me after school?”
“Sure, I guess,” I said.
“I'm not inviting you, Elliot,” Stacy said.
“Don't worry. I wouldn't want to be invited on a shopping trip.”
“You could use a makeover,” Melody said.
“No thanks.”
“But, you wear such frumpy clothes. Change out those shapeless tees for some polo shirts and you could look sharp.”
“I could look sharp?”
“You'd still be a loser. But at least it wouldn't be offensive to look at you.” After a moment Melody laughed. “You believed me, didn't you?”
“Which part? Am I actually offensive to look at or a total loser?”
“Neither,” Melody said. “I guess I've never looked at you up close.”
“Please stop flirting with Elliot, Mel,” Stacy said. She parked the car and everyone got out.
People in the parking lot took note that we were getting out of Stacy's car and walking to the entrance with her.
“Meet me back here after last bell and we'll hit the mall.”
“Okay.”
Classes went as well as they had been going this week. No one knew about my drama with Duke and I had already become last week's news when a freshman I didn’t know twisted, she had been flat chested last week. Now she had two, perhaps three, pairs of breasts of sizable girth. This problem was compounded by her near constant lactation. Rumors were going around that she spent most of her time attached to a milking machine.
I understood how she might feel less than human. She didn’t seem to have any down time at school that matched my own as I did try to seek her out to see if she wanted to talk about it.
Shortly after lunch, I was stopped in the hall by Marie. “Hi, G- Medusa,” she said.
“Hi.”
“We were supposed to get together last Friday but you were out that day.”
“Sorry. We never exchanged phone numbers or I would have called you.”
“Are you available tomorrow?” She said as we exchanged phone numbers.
“I suppose so.”
“Good. I'm only available on Fridays.”
“Okay. See you then.”
“Sounds great.” She gave me a friendly hug and walked away in the opposite direction to where I was going.
The rest of the day slipped by and soon I was in the parking lot with Stacy, Melody, and Tess, three of the most popular girls in school.
“Why are we doing this?” Tess said.
“Because it'll be fun.” Melody said.
“Okay.”
We arrived at the mall and they led me to store after store where they tried to find clothes that would look good with my wild proportions and oddly colored skin. They spoke in a cryptic code of colors and styles. They explained to me how sometimes a top was just a top and sometimes it was a blouse.
When they saw my stomach was naturally buff, they traded out some clothes that were keepers for some more mid-riff baring clothing. I spent a lot of time going in and out of the changing rooms and being met with anything from flat nos to mehs to wolf whistles. Melody was disappointed I couldn’t wear pants, pantsuits, or leggings. They had me try on sheer hosiery but the normal colors for hosiery did not go with the coppery tone of my skin. Tess suggested mail ordering silver colored hosiery.
I had to admit I was having fun when we hit the food court several hours later and we had a bunch of bags we were all carrying. They did buy a few things for themselves and each of them paid for some of my things, mostly when I was unaware they were buying something for me.
We went back to Melody's home, she had the largest bedroom with the largest full length mirror. Here, the lessons continued with mixing and matching all the clothes I had bought.
“It's too bad you can't wear a hat,” Tess said.
My snakes, who had be relatively quiet all day, hissed at the comment.
“Did they just wake up?”
“I have no idea what they do or don't understand when I'm not focusing on them.”
“That must be so weird,” Melody said. “Having parts of your body that can just do stuff if you aren't paying attention to them.” She looked at particular snake. “Can I pet you?”
The snake reached toward her and rested its head in her palm. She stroked the back of its head with her other hand.
“This isn't weird is it?” She asked me.
“I'm not sure. But, you don't have to stop.”
“Oo, I want to try,” Tess said and she reached for me too fast.
“Wait, no!” I said, too late. The snake she had been reaching for was cool. But a different one had freaked out and bit her. The snake Melody had been holding whipped back out of her hand.
“Ow,” Tess cried out and shook her hand. Before she could say anything else she stopped moving.
“What just happened?”
I shook my head. “What's the time?” I said. “Tess has become test subject number one for the paralytic poison my snakes' bites.”
“You paralyze and petrify people?”
“Usually not on purpose.”
“Usually?”
“Elliot has be helping me learn the extent of my abilities so, occasionally, I have turned him to stone on purpose.”
“What's that like?” Melody said.
I noticed Stacy seemed very interested in my answer. “Well, I wouldn't know myself. But, from what Elliot, Nurse Rhymes, and others have said, it's very calming. If no one is engaging with the statue, they lose track of time and the hour or so that the petrification lasts might only seem like a couple minutes.”
“Can you do it to me?” Melody said.
“Well, not while we're waiting to see how long Tess is paralyzed for. And I don't know if you want us hanging around while you are indisposed for an hour.”
“You can do me when you are ready to leave. I'll tell my parents not to disturb me and to see you out.”
“If you insist.”
The topic drifted to school work and boys. Stacy did not stop Melody from talking about a few of the cute boys she saw in class today. But neither of them seemed to expect me to join in if I did not want to.
About forty minutes passed before Tess grunted. She still couldn’t really move. But, it was the first sound we had heard from her in a while. As more moments passed, she was able to make small movements and soon able to talk. She had been saying, “What happened?”
I explained to her about the poison and asked her if she had not heard about the poison warning in school.
She had thought it was an exaggeration. It was another half hour because she could move sufficiently to walk but her movements were still obviously stiff. “Isn't your petrification instantaneous? Why did this take so long?”
“Do you want the long answer?” I said. “The venom is just a toxin. It has to get into your system. And then it has to get out of your system. So, you get to feel like you did as the poison gets out of your bloodstream. The petrification is a quantum effect much like twists are quantum effects. One moment you are flesh and blood and the next moment you are stone.”
As it was getting late, Stacy and Tess said goodbye to Melody and said they would meet me downstairs. I turned to watch them leave her room and watched them go downstairs. When I heard them talking to Melody's parents I went back into her bedroom where she was out of her clothes.
“Can you take some pictures, too, before you leave?”
“The camera cannot be active when I do it. I broke a lot cameras at the institute.”
“Okay. Just take them after I'm stoned.” She said with a giggle.
“Like I haven't heard that before.”
“You should get use to it. Stoned is easier to say than petrified.” She set her feet shoulder width apart and cocked her right hip out. She put her right hand on that hip and placed her left hand on her head. “How do I look?”
“Great. Ready?”
She turned her head a little to the left so she could see the mirror and said, “Do it.”
I did. I then picked up her phone and took a few pictures of her. I took another pic with my phone before saying, “Enjoy an hour of stillness.”
“Did you do it?” Melody's mother said.
“Yes, your daughter is a statue at the moment. Should last about an hour.”
“Okay, well, you girls get home safe.” As she closed the front door behind us I could hear her rushing up the stairs.
On the ride to Tess' house, she said, “I kind of want to have you do me, too. But, not tonight. I'm still a bit out of it from being poisoned.”
“Some other time. Sure,” I said.
After Tess was dropped off, Stacy drove me home. “You never did ask me why I'm being nice to you.”
“I figured you would tell me when you needed to.”
“That just makes me feel worse. I tried to get Jenny to talk sense into Tommy about picking on Gordon. She tried but failed to get him to ease up. Eventually he convinced her I was trying to break them up so I could date Tommy.”
“Were you?”
“Date Tommy Radner? He isn't all that,” she said with a sneer. “I invited Jenny to come with us this afternoon. She isn't talking to me, I guess.”
“I hope I didn't...”
“Shut up. You didn't do anything. Why are you so nice?”
I didn’t answer.
We drove in silence for several blocks before she continued, “My cousin was put down after her twist.”
“I--”
She pushed forward over my attempt to give condolences. “She was reading some weird book and she turned into an obscene tentacle monster covered in eyes and mouths. She ripped her brother in half and devoured part of him. My aunt and uncle managed to flee from the house. The authorities put several dozen bullets into her before she stopped moving. The autopsy said she probably was unaware that she killed Eddie because she was probably disoriented by having too many eyes and mouths in random parts of her limbs. She probably could still be alive today except the people who first responded overreacted.
“When I heard they thought you had kill Mrs. Rhymes, I had a panic attack. I thought I was going to witness in school what I heard had happened to my cousin. You even have more eyes and mouths than usual, like she did.”
I didn’t respond immediately. “What was her name?”
“Rebecca.” She said. “We had always wanted to go to the same college when were old enough.”
“Well, I’m sorry you had to worry about me.”
“You didn’t need to say that.”
“I'm just lucky to have people who care about me. Including you.”
She parked the car, as we had arrived at my home. She hit a button to open the trunk of the car. “Do you need help carrying stuff inside?”
“No, I am much stronger now than I once was.”
She pointed at my snakes and said, “Behave!” My snakes, as one, recoiled. She gave me a kiss on the cheek before they could react. “Have a good night,” she said.
“Good night.” I got out of the car and grabbed my bags from the trunk. After I closed the trunk, she drove away.
Mom entered my room as I was unpacking the bags. “Did you have fun with the girls?”
“Elliot told you, didn't he?”
“You didn't tell me.”
“I said I'd be out late with friends.”
“Elliot was more forthcoming.”
“He needs a good talking to.”
“These are lovely clothes. I suppose these popular girls thought the clothes we bought together were too old for you.”
“Your tastes are apparently not those of teens today.”
“Probably true.” She held up a tube top. “Is this even allowed by the school dress code?”
“Not normally. Since I have a registered shoulder compulsion they might have to allow it.”
“Did the girls suggest that?”
“No. They didn't know about the compulsion.”
“Medusa!”
I shrugged.
After school Friday, Marie gave me a ride home. Elliot was nowhere to be found so I assumed he was giving me some space with Marie. Though, I wasn’t sure why.
We talked mostly about school. She complimented me on my outfit, one of the new ones I had bought the day before. When we entered my garage, I pointed out the chair she should sit in so I could start her bust.
“I was wondering,” she said. “It'll probably be boring just sitting here. I heard when you did your trick, time seems to go by faster.”
“Are you asking me to petrify you?”
“Do you mind?”
“Only because I realize you asked Gordon to make a bust of you. So, it's not like you planned for him to be able to petrify you. This is a new idea you've had.”
“Well, yes, since your twist I've wondered what it would feel like. But, no, it's not the first time I've wondered about that. Athena and Perseus were the villains of the myth.”
“Let's talk about that later when the light is less natural. It only lasts an hour.”
“Then, you can keep doing it to me until the bust is complete.”
“Fine. Stand up. I was only having you sit so you would be comfortable. Standing I won't have to lean down to check out the details.”
She stood up. “Should I smile?”
“A slight Mona Lisa smile is good. A big toothy grin would just be scary on a bust.”
This caused her to smile naturally and I flashed her into stone before she even knew what was happening.
“Hope it was everything you hoped it would be.” I said. I snapped a pic of her before getting into the clay. I already had a bust started with the head a bit too big and waiting to reveal Marie within the clay.
The hour passed quickly and I was so in the zone I was startled when she laughed.
“That wasn't fair,” she said. “I had no warning. And it was exactly what I had hoped for. Can I see the pic?”
I unlocked my phone and handed it to her.
“That's so fabulous. It's too bad it only lasts an hour.”
“Why is that bad?”
“I'd love to be in an art gallery standing there as a statue for a weekend. Being seen by people and they have no idea I'm alive watching them look at me.” She looked at the sculpture. “Wow, it already resembles me a bit.”
“Got started with the gross structure, eye placement, cheekbones, etc. Once all those proportions are correct, I'll then spend time getting all the little detail right. Ready for another hour?”
“You didn't say you couldn't make last longer.”
“No, I didn't. But, I'm not going to do anything like that without your parents' permission. My folks would flip if I experimented with making your petrification last longer than usual.”
“Why?”
“I should not tell you this. If you tell anyone I'll deny telling you. Swear you won't tell anyone.”
“I swear.”
“Check out that bird on that shelf.”
“Did you do that?”
“I did that a couple days after my twist.”
“It's been a statue for a couple weeks?”
“And it will remain a statue forever.”
“That's so cool.”
“Until they throw me into a jail cell forever. Then, it's not so cool. I'm fairly certain this wouldn’t happen to you. But, I don't think your parents or a judge will be happy hearing me say, I warned her this might happen and I told her I was fairly certain she'd be fine.”
“I get it. So, just hit me for an hour.”
She settled her face into a nice smirk and I flashed her to stone. I got into a good grove and got a lot more done than I thought I would.
Daddy entered the garage. “Are you and your client coming to dinner?”
“What?” I said distracted. “What time is it?”
“Almost seven o'clock,” he said. “That really does resemble the young woman whom I assume wanted to be a statue.”
“You have to admit, standing still for a bust is much easier when you can't move.”
“I suppose so.”
“Well, when she's normal again, come to dinner.”
“We will.”
After he left I looked at Marie. She should have turned back to normal two hours ago. I had been so in the zone I had no idea I had been sculpting for three hours straight. She was holding the bird statue. I opened my life-sight and she seemed normal, slightly dimmer than I would have expected. The bird also had life lines in it.
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How could this be? She had been holding the lifeless bird statue when I petrified her and some of her life force was now in the bird. How much had been drained from her? The bird had had no life force for over a week.
I looked at the place where she and the bird were in contact and I could see some of the red inside her moving into the bird. I grasped the bird and was able to remove it from her hand. The bird's life lines were still very faint. At least now the essence was no longer flowing from Marie to the bird.
I carried the bird into the house and sat down at the kitchen table.
“Where's the young lady?” Mom said.
“I had an incident.”
“What happened?” Daddy said.
“You remember me telling you about this bird?”
“That bird is just a statue now, isn't it?”
“Not any more. Marie was holding it when I zapped her. I went about working and three hours went by before Daddy called me to dinner. Well, this statue now has a very faint life essence. And Marie's life essence has dimmed slightly. It'll probably be a few hours before she turns back to normal.”
“We have to call her parents,” Mom said. She ran out of the room.
I just nodded.
“This wasn't your fault,” Daddy said. “In fact, this is good news.”
“It is?”
“It means if you were to accidentally drain someone to permanent stone, they could be revived.”
“That assumes the bird will eventually revive.”
“True. But, it does give you hope that it works that way.”
I ate dinner. Mom came back into the kitchen. “They were rather calm about it,” she said.
“What did you say?” Dad asked.
“I said Marie was with Medusa and she accidentally got zapped so she would be late coming home.”
“Ellen, her mother, said Marie had told her she was sleeping over tonight.”
“She said what?”
“Then she asked if I meant Marie would be late tomorrow and I had to tell her I didn't realize Marie was sleeping over. I said, never mind then, since she should be fine by tomorrow. Ellen thanked me for calling and then we talked about some parent's club school stuff before we hung up.”
“Can't really ask her anything until she's no longer stone,” I said. “But, I will get to the bottom of this.”
“I'm sure you will,” Dad said.
After I ate, I went back out to the garage. No reason to waste the added time she was a statue. It was another five hours before she moved.
“Wow, that hour seemed to drag out forever,” she said.
“It was more than an hour.”
“Did you zap me more than once?”
“No, there was a weird trick accident. It's almost one in the morning.”
“Really? I was a statue for like seven hours?” She said with glee. “I thought you said it had to be only an hour. Oh, wow, that looks so cool.”
“It's ready to be fired. I'm glad you think it came out well.”
She walked around the bust and looked closely at it, careful not to touch it. “It's an uncanny likeness.”
“So, why does your mother think you're staying the night?”
“Oh, I didn't say that. I said I might stay the night. I was hoping we could get this done in one sitting but you had implied it might take a few weeks of sittings.”
“You got your wish.”
“I got two wishes. You finished the hard part of getting the bust done in one night and I got to be a statue.” She yawned. “Can I stay the night? I'm really sleepy.”
“Sure, I guess. Let's go inside. Daddy probably stayed up to make sure you were okay after your extended petrification.”
We went inside and Mom and Daddy were both in the kitchen. Mom was eating her midnight load of carbs.
“How are you feeling, Marie?” Mom said.
“Tired. Like, really rundown.”
“You can stay here tonight. Do you want to stay in the guest room or make it a sleep over?”
“Sleep over, if that's okay with you, M?”
“Em?” I thought, then said. “Sure. Are you hungry or too sleepy?”
“Let's go to sleep.”
“G'night, Mom and Dad.”
“Good night, Mr. and Mrs. Harrison.”
“Good night, Marie.”
When we got to my room, I said, “You can take the bed.”
“We could share it. Just to sleep, of course.”
“Okay, sure, of course, right.”
She took her book bag into the bathroom and changed into pajamas that she had brought with her. I was already in my pajamas when she returned. I went to the bathroom and she was in my bed, taking up the half against the wall when I returned. I got into bed next to her.
“Can you make me a statue for an entire day?”
“I don't know. I haven't explained to you what happened tonight.”
“That will have to wait until morning,” she said with a deep yawn. Several of my headsnakes were very close to her. She cupped one under the chin and said, “Good night,” to it. It flicked its tongue at her.
“Good night,” I said. But, she was already asleep.
There was a knock at my door and, half-awake, I said, “Come in.”
It was Mom. “Elliot’s here. Are you two still asleep?”
I looked over at Marie still sleeping. “What time is it?”
“Nine thirty.”
“I'll be right down.” I got out of bed as gently as I could without disturbing Marie. No luck.
“Is it morning?”
“Yes. Elliot is here. You can keep sleeping if you wish.”
“Okay.” She rolled over and her breathing indicated she was asleep.
I quickly got dressed and went downstairs. Elliot was eating breakfast with Daddy. “Morning,” he said.
“Morning.” I kissed Daddy on the cheek and gave Mom a hug before sitting down.
Elliot looked like he was about to say something about missing out but instead said, “I heard about Marie and the bird.”
“It was an accident.” I added, “Thanks,” as Mom gave me a plate of food.
“A happy accident,” he said. “You can't really kill someone by accident any more.”
“Maybe. We won't know that until the bird turns back to flesh.”
“True,” he said. “She's still here? I want to ask her about being a statue for seven hours.”
“At the time, she said it had seemed longer than an hour. She wasn't sure. But, I haven't even explained to her what actually happened. She was really tired when she changed back.”
“She's still sleeping?”
“She just rolled over and went right back to sleep when I got out of bed.”
Elliot occupied the conversation, speculating about applications of this life-energy transference. Marie entered the kitchen an hour later, dressed in different clothes than she’d worn to school the previous day. She must have expected to stay the night.
“I can't believe I slept so much,” she said.
Mom put a plate of food in front of her. “You are probably starved.”
“Oh, god, I am.” She sat down and wolfed half of it down almost as fast as Mom could eat. “I feel like a pig. Why am I so hungry?”
“Probably because you donated some of your life-force to a dead bird.”
“I did what?”
I explained how the bird was purely a statue until the accident. I went into detail about how I can see these life-force energies and how I feed on them. And I explained that the bird now had life-force energy again.
“I jump started the bird.”
“Or the statue somehow stole your energy and the bird is still dead. We won't know that if and until the bird comes back to life.”
After an awkward pause, Elliot said, “Now, can I ask Marie what it was like being a statue for seven hours? I've spent more than seven total hours as a statue but not for more than an hour at a time.”
I shrugged.
“It was amazing,” she said. “You've been zapped multiple times? You're so lucky.”
Elliot started describing our experiments and Marie bombarded him with so many questions she heard about every experiment in excruciating detail.
“I want to help,” she said at the end. “You zapped Elliot's brother without hitting Elliot. You probably need a lot more practice with that.” She was looking at me expectantly.
“That would be great. Although you seem to want to be a statue more than not.”
“Really?” Elliot said.
“I do,” Marie said. “I want to be a statue at an art show or something. Spend a day or a week in one spot being looked at by passersby. It would be so cool.” She sighed.
“I suppose we could practice the transference and find out how to time it so you would know how long the resulting stoning would last,” Elliot said.
Daddy looked like he was going to interject, but said nothing after I said, “I don't know how comfortable I'd be with that.”
“We don't have to start there,” she said. “It's not like there's an art show waiting for me to be exhibited there.”
“You should call your mother,” Mom said. “I may have scared her last night.”
She got up from the table. “Okay, I'll make the call and then meet you in the garage?”
“Okay.”
Elliot and I left the kitchen. Daddy cleared the plates.
“She's interesting,” Elliot said.
“I know.”
“This looks great,” he said, indicating the bust.
“Thanks. I'll fire it after our first experiment. Speaking of which. Go out into the breezeway. I want to take a look at the bird.”
“Gotcha.”
When the door closed, I opened my inner eyelid and inspected the bird. Its colored lines were improved from last night. It was a little disconcerting, I thought, to think this bird was tied into an alternate dimension now. And that link was filling it with life.
There was a knock at the door and I closed my inner eyelid.
“Ready, M?”
“Come in.”
“Are we going to experiment with the bird?”
“No, I was just looking to see what it's life force looked like. It's better. No idea how long it will take to fill up though.” I put the bird back on a shelf, out of the way.
“A selective petrification experiment, then?”
“When do you have to leave?”
“Mom wants me home by four so we could do four or five experiments if we get started right away.”
We started with me trying not to turn either of them to stone at I approached them. I managed to get within five feet of them before she transformed. I was startled when it happened and Elliot was transformed as well.
I spent the hour getting the bust glazed and ready for the kiln.
“Your eyes look so cool when you do that,” Marie said.
Elliot transformed back to normal as she spoke. “I never mentioned that, did I? But, it true. There's like a green glow to them but the vertical yellow color pierces the glow.”
“Thanks, I guess. I suppose I'll never get to see it.”
We tried that experiment for the next few hours. I was able to get within two feet of Elliot before he was petrified the final attempt. But, Marie always was petrified before he was.
Marie reluctantly drove home as it was nearly four o'clock. She returned on Sunday for more experimentation. She always volunteered to be the one who got petrified.
That morning before she arrived, there were some spots of blood in my underwear. I almost panicked until I realized what this probably meant. Welcome to womanhood, me. When I went down to breakfast, I must have had an inquisitive look on my face.
Mom immediately asked, “What's wrong, honey?”
“I think I have to put to practice the mother-daughter talk we had.”
She disappeared and reappeared even faster than I thought was possible for her. She was holding a small pink box from a store aisle I was not use to being in.
“Did you notice any discomfort last week? Feeling bloated or tenderness?” She said.
“Maybe. I'm not use to how I feel like this normally.”
“I'll ask you next month. You should start to bleed tomorrow or Tuesday.”
“Great.”
“Sarcasm is an excellent coping mechanism.”
Over the next few days, the girls who had befriended me, including a few I met for the first time in the bathroom, gave me all sorts of contradictory tips as well as commiseration. It was what it was. I wasn’t fazed by it so much because I expected it to be horrific, I guess. Not saying it was enjoyable by any stretch of the imagination. I could deal with it just like half the population has been dealing with it.
Over the course of the next few weeks, Marie would join us on Friday afternoons and weekends to perform experiments. On weekends they would arrive together. For some reason this bothered me.
During that time, I had my follow up appointment with Dr. Lewis at the clinic. I decided to dress up for the appointment. He noticed immediately.
“That is a very feminine outfit. I take it your transition to a woman is going well.”
“Other than my period last week, it’s been almost unremarkable,” I said.
“Well, all teenage women come to terms with that aspect womanhood over time.”
“Yeah, if people who are women all their lives can complain about it, so can I.”
“So be it. Anything you’d like to talk about? Are you still being bullied?”
“Not as badly. The guy, Tommy, still doesn’t like me. Tried to spread rumors that I wasn’t all woman. And he encourages his buddies to help out.”
“Do you know why he would do this?”
“He’s a prick.”
“Is that all it is?”
“I had never spoken to him before the first time he picked on Gordon. Can’t say I’ve ever had a conversation with him that wasn’t confrontational.”
“Do you feel you are handling these latest confrontations better or worse than you did as Gordon?”
“Better. He use to make fun of my looks. I would take that to heart no matter how many times I told myself not to. My twist made me beautiful, I’m told. So, he doesn’t have an easy way to torment me.”
“You said you’re told you’re beautiful. Do you think you are beautiful?”
“I was just being modest. It’s funny. I make clay sculptures. Before my twist I made a bust of a beautiful woman. My new face is the face I sculpted months ago.”
“That’s amazing,” Dr. Lewis said. “Anything else you want to discuss?”
“My relationship with my best friend is a bit weird.”
“Who is this friend and what’s weird?”
“Elliot’s been my best friend since we were little kids. We mutually decided we didn’t want to mess up our friendship.”
“How did he take that?”
“Just fine. I think I’m the one regretting it. He’s recently started dating someone. I don’t know how I feel about having to share him with his girlfriend.”
“Would these feelings be the same if you were still Gordon?”
“Mostly. There is a bit more subtext with my gender change.”
“You have feelings for him?”
“I’ve always had feelings for him. They hit differently now.”
“Do you like boys?”
“I think so. I’ve never dated. So, I have nothing to compare my new self to.”
“Is this Elliot’s first girlfriend?”
“Yes.”
“Do you like her?”
“Yes, she’s actually been helping Elliot and me with learning how my trick works.”
“How do they help?”
“It started with Elliot. He would have me activate my trick and walk toward him to see when he would be petrified or how long I could prevent it from happen.”
“Has this worked?”
“Yes, I’ve used my trick on one person without affecting another at various distances.”
“With permission?”
“Of course. I have only turned one person to stone without prior permission. That was the school nurse when I first twisted.”
“Elliot and Marie enjoy being petrified.”
“I think Elliot tolerates it because he’s my BFF. Marie likes it. She’s wanted me to try draining her so she ends up being petrified for more than an hour.”
“That is dangerous.”
“I haven’t done this.” I lied. “And I agree that it would be dangerous. But, they keep pointing out that in a controlled environment it would be less dangerous than if it just happened by accident.”
“This is true. I can’t order you not to experiment. Just be careful.”
The next day Marie and Elliot arrived together.
“What’s this?” Elliot asked, pointing at a piece I had just finished.
“That’s Duke,” I said. The piece was a one-foot tall replica of Duke the last time I saw him. “Dr. Hauser would always bring Duke to work but he can’t do that any more. I figured he might like this for his desk at work.”
“That’s a beautiful looking dog.”
As we started running out of new experiments, Marie convinced Elliot that getting a timing on how long taking a sip of a statue increased the duration of their petrification. I didn’t want to take chances on draining someone to death. The two of them made multiple arguments about how I needed to know everything about my hunger.
“If you do both of us, we can compare notes afterward,” Elliot said.
I rubbed the side of my boobs. I was feeling bloated. I was not in the mood to argue. I had told Dr. Lewis only recently that I wasn’t planning to practice this kind of thing because it was dangerous. I sighed and told them to pose. Marie was immediately in a majestic pose. Elliot knelt down before her as if pleading for something. I flashed them without warning and they were made of stone in a heartbeat. I tapped the timer app on my phone and then approached Marie.
“I'm going to take a sip now.” My eyelid was still open and the swirls within her were familiar. I placed my hand on her chest and waited a moment, verifying I was in control. I drew as small a sip as I could. The ambrosia within her flowed for just a second. It was still divine. I left my hand in place for a second before removing it. I repeated the process on Elliot.
While equally divine and delicious, I noticed that they tasted different. There were distinct and subtle differences between their sweet nectar and the taste of other beings I had tasted, including Mr. Hauser and even Duke.
Elliot revived about thirty seconds before she did. The clock timer said eighty-two minutes had passed. We repeated the test and, on average, my quick sip added about twenty minutes to the overall duration. I had hoped we were done.
“Did you feel the pull, Elliot?” she said.
“This time I did.”
Marie had said the sips felt like I was tugging on her somehow. “You did? It's like a rope tied around my rib cage was gently tugged when the sip happens.”
“Yeah, something like that.”
“I wonder what a longer... drink would feel like.”
“I've already said this is dangerous.”
“I am curious myself,” Elliot said.
“Not today,” I said. I finally won an argument about this. I only noticed afterward that my bloating had subsided.
Marie, Elliot, and I would each lunch together at school on the days Stacy didn’t ask me to eat with her and her friends. Those days Marie and Elliot eat lunch at a table together.
One Tuesday, while eating lunch with Stacy and her friends, I spent most of the time there watching Elliot and Marie laughing together.
“Earth to Medusa,” Melody said.
“What?”
Stacy said, “I said, are you coming with us shopping on Friday? It's been a month since our last shopping trip. You need to add a few more things to your wardrobe.”
“Fridays, I'm usually busy. Thursday would be better.”
“You let me know.”
Wednesday afternoon, Elliot and I were in my garage after school when he said, “I have a question.”
“Okay.”
“Marie and I won't be able to come over Friday night. Will that bother you?”
“How do you know Marie can't make it?”
“Because she and I are going on a date.”
My stomach twisted into a knot. “Why would that bother me?”
“I can tell you’re upset.”
“I'm not.”
“Okay. I believe you. Are you happy for me?”
The question hung in the air a little too long before I said, “Of course.”
“Medusa, my friend. I don't want to hurt you. If you say, 'Don't date, Marie,' I won't. But, please be honest with yourself if not me.”
I sat in silence for a moment looking at the floor. “You can date anyone you want to, Elliot. I'm not a child. Yes, I think I'm a bit jealous. But, I'm also not ready to date anyone. Marie likes you. It's obvious. Find out what might develop.”
“You're sure?”
“No, I'm not sure. Just don't overthink it. You won't get rid of me by dating her. She likes being petrified too much to mess up our relationship.” I laughed.
“I suppose that's true.” He gave me a hug. “Thanks for being understanding.”
Friday morning, Tommy and Ryan made sure to be talking very loudly about women who have penises and implying I was one of them. I ignored them. But, Ryan used his trick on my shoes and I just stepped right out of them.
They laughed. “That usually works better with sneakers,” Ryan said.
“Hand me my shoes, Ryan,” I said.
“Why don't you just pick them up?”
“Because I know they probably weigh a ton by now. You will pick them up and hand them to me.”
“Sure,” he said. He picked them up and held them out.
As I reached for them, I pushed them toward him and let go. As they landed on his foot he let out a scream. Guess they were a lot heavier than they looked. The gathered crowd was laughing at him. I quickly picked up my shoes and left.
All during the shopping trip on Friday I was wondering what Elliot and Marie were doing. I swear I wasn’t mopey. But, they took me home rather than back to Melody's house for a fashion show.
I was lying on the bed staring at the ceiling when Mom tapped at my door frame. “Can I come in?” she said.
“Sure.”
“I noticed you didn’t spend any time in the garage with Elliot and Marie tonight.” She sat on my desk chair.
“It happens.”
“No, it doesn’t. Something you want to talk about?”
“Not really.” We sat in silence until I said, “They're on a date.”
“Elliot and Marie?”
“Yes.”
“A date date?”
“Is that a surprise?”
“It is. What do they have in common besides you?”
“Marie is into professional video game competitions. She knows far more about video games than I ever cared to know about it and apparently Elliot is into it, too. I never knew. She's even qualified for a semi-final for a military squad tactics game.”
“She's that good at video games?”
“She even streams. Has a ton of followers. Mostly because she’s a gorgeous girl who’s good at the games.”
“And all of this is a problem for you?”
“It isn't. And it is. I'm happy for Elliot, assuming tonight goes well. It will.”
She got up. “I know this probably doesn't help. But, the idea that one of you would have a girlfriend before the other was always something I worried about in the past. I hoped you guys would deal with it maturely. You being a woman doesn't fundamentally change the dynamic. Or does it?”
“Elliot is like a brother to me.”
“Good.”
“But, he isn't my brother.”
“Um...”
“I'm not ready for any of this. I told him not to waste an opportunity.”
“That's very mature.”
“Girls mature faster than boys.”
“We do.”
She kissed me on the forehead and left. Eventually, I fell asleep.
As I expected, the date was fabulous. They still spent Saturday with me being petrified. The first time I tried more than a sip, I slipped and Elliot turned back to flesh after three hours but Marie was still petrified.
“Three hours? How much more of sip did you take?” He said.
“It felt like maybe three or four sips worth. I'm as confused as you are.”
“How many sips did you take from Marie?”
“I messed up. Probably five or six sips worth. Based on what I can see with my special sight, she's probably got another three or fours to go.”
“At least we know she's enjoying it.”
“We also need a better unit of measure than sips.”
“I kind of like sips. It goes well with how you described how we taste.”
“What do you mean?”
“You said my life-force had a smokey flavor and hers was more floral. It's like we're expensive sipping whiskeys. So, sip seems like a great word for it.”
“I suppose it's better than comparing it to wine tasting,” I said. I changed my voice to sound more snooty, “Elliot pairs well with poultry.”
We laughed.
“How was your date?” I said after an awkward pause.
“It was good, I guess. I don't think I'm supposed to talk to my best friend about my date while my girlfriend is standing four feet away from me.”
“I'm not sure what the proper etiquette for that is,” I said, continuing in the snooty voice.
“She's fun. And when she's not like this, she's vivacious. We went for a walk in the park after dinner and she was constantly dragging me to see one cool thing then quickly to another. I'm never really seen the park before until I saw it though her eyes.”
I had brought it on myself. I smiled and said all the right things. But, I felt a small part of me dying inside. Unusual thoughts crept through my head: why couldn’t she have been boring? Why doesn't she have a terrible laugh?
She was restored after six hours and fifty minutes. They had to leave shortly thereafter.
Elliot and Marie were inseparable the next few weeks of school. I spent most lunch periods with Stacy and her posse. I still walked to school with Elliot, unless Marie drove past and picked us both up. Elliot use to spend every afternoon in my garage where we just hung out. These weeks he was only around on Tuesday and Wednesday by himself and Friday with Marie.
“I was thinking,” she said. “What happens if two people are touching when you zap them and then take a sip from one of them? The bird drew my life-force when I was holding it.”
“You just want to smooch Elliot as a statue.”
“I do.” She giggled. “Can we? You don't mind do you?”
“Just don't grope one another in front of me.”
“Okay.” She grabbed Elliot and they embraced and kissed one another.
I zapped them. They made a cute statue couple. I took a few pics because Marie was always sad when I forgot to take pics of her and Elliot as statues.
I put my phone down and opened my life-force vision. It was interesting. Some of the life force flowing through them was definitely jumping into the other where their lips met. I wondered what that meant. The stopwatch app was past ten minutes before I put my hand on Elliot's back and took a sip.
After enjoying the initial hit of his ambrosia, I noticed that he tasted different. There were notes of her taste in his. There was definitely a flow of life force running from her to him.
I touched her and took a second sip. The flow passing across their lips ran into her for a few moments. Normally, one sip from each of them would last a total of eighty minutes for each of them. As I waited, I did some homework. But I was distracted and the stop watch time slipped past eighty minutes without any changes in them. The watch was at one hundred twenty-five minutes when they both revereted together.
“How long?” She asked.
“Over two hours. Just like a normal two sips of a single subject.”
“You could see us swapping life energy before the sip?” Elliot said.
“I said that out loud? I guess I did. Yes. I should have guessed you were just one statue from the trick's point of view.”
“I felt both tugs,” he said.
“Yeah, I felt when you sipped him and when you sipped me,” she said.
I was in the stairwell at school when a voice behind me said, “Excuse me, do you have a moment?”
I stopped on the landing and turned around, face to face with Ross Perry. He was on the last step of the downward stairs. As I said, “Yes?” he stepped up onto the landing and I had to look up to look him in the eye. Ross was on the basketball team mostly because he was about seven feet tall. He was the only person in school taller than me.
“Medusa, right? I was wondering if we could go out for donuts and coffee on Saturday together.”
“Just the two of us?”
“Yeah, like a date. You like guys, right? I wasn't sure. I figured it couldn't hurt to ask.”
“I don't know what to say.”
“I'd prefer, 'Yes'. If you're busy Saturday we can pick another day. Or you can say, 'No'. I just thought you might enjoy my company.”
“Okay. You aren’t put off by these? Or that I use to be a guy?”
“No, and no. I dig the snakes. And I'm sure you having once been a guy is more a thing for you than it is for me.”
“You have no idea.”
“If you aren't willing to go, for any reason, just say so, I can take it.”
“No, I think I should go. A donuts and coffee date sounds like fun. Maybe eleven o'clock?”
“Sounds good. I'll pick you up and take us to a shop around eleven.”
“Okay. It's a date. I'll send you my address.”
“Sounds good.” He smiled and walked away.
Melody was beside herself when I mentioned the date at lunch. “Ross Perry. Oh Em Gee. He’s so tall. You have to wear heels on this date.”
“Heels? On a donuts and coffee date?” Tess said. “That might make her seem desperate.”
“Ross is taller than our giantess friend by several inches. Heels are almost necessary,” Stacy said.
“You should wear that aubergine sun dress,” Melody said.
“That's purple, by the way,” Tess said.
“I sculpt and draw. I know more than eight colors.”
“No need to be snippy.”
“I am a bit moody.”
“Is it that time of the month again?”
“Yes, third time starting Monday if I'm regular.”
Elliot and Marie were happy for me.
“Are the fashion police driving you nuts about what to wear?” Marie said.
“Yes. Apparently I have an aubergine dress that will look fabulous.”
“That should be a good color for your coppery and green skin.”
“Yeah, I've taken art classes. It rarely comes up with sculpting, but I know a thing or two about color. I'm just not use to applying it to clothes.”
They made other plans for Friday so I could get a good night's sleep before my date.
Saturday could not arrive fast enough. I woke at seven and had breakfast with Mom. She didn’t mention the date, thankfully. After breakfast, I showered and painted my nails. I put on the dress Melody suggested. It was shoulderless, with a half sleeve on the upper arms only. I spend nearly an hour trying to decide how I should shade my eyes. I went with a palette that I found pleasing containing a blend of dark green and light purple. I used my usual dark green lipstick. I tied a few purple bows around the necks of the four longest hairsnakes. Three of them liked how they looked and the fourth I could tell was just tolerating it. I had started calling that one Dirk at some point. It fit him. And, yes, he was definitely a masculine hairsnake.
I buckled the tops of my black heels. They were taller than the ones I usually wore, just over five inches. I would still be shorted than Ross with them on. I had checked the contents of my clutch twice when the doorbell rang. I heard Mom shout she was getting it as I left my room.
“Medusa should be down in a moment,” I heard her say as I descended the stairs.
He was wearing jeans. I felt a bit over dressed. But, then I saw he was wearing a polo shirt so he was a little dressed up compared to a T-shirt.
“You look amazing, Medusa. I should have worn my khakis.”
“You look fine,” my mother said. “Have fun, you two.”
As we walked to his car, he said, “I love the heels. It's amazing that I don't have to look down to see your eyes.”
“I understand. I tower over a lot of people myself.”
He held the door to his car open for me. And closed it after I was seated in the passenger seat. After he got in, I said, “Where are we going?”
“Ever heard of Guilt Free Desserts?”
“Who hasn't? Is that where we're going? It's, like, on the far side of Spiral.”
“It's only twenty-five minutes away. Is that too far? I thought we could talk on the way there. We could just go to an Apollos.”
“No, that's fine. I've always wanted to try Guilt Free.”
He drove us to the crosstown highway. “So, I'm not sure about Twisted etiquette. Do I ask you about your twist early on a first date or late or do I save it for a future date?”
“I have no idea if there is such etiquette.”
“I wouldn't know. No one in my family is Twisted. I'm a natural mutant.”
“People must assume you're Twisted all the time.”
“Yep. They also want to know what my trick is. Other than a high percentage at the free throw line, I don't have anything close to a trick.”
“Were you always into b-ball?”
“Not initially. When I had my first big growth spurt in sixth grade, it felt like everybody was telling me I should be a basketball player. So, naturally I resisted the idea. I hadn’t been especially athletic before that. My cousin Archie convinced me to try it and gave me a few lessons in dribbling and stuff. I still can't say I'm into basketball. I don't watch pro or college games much. Are you into sports?”
“No. I was a bit too nerdy before this.”
“Doesn't matter. What are you now?”
“I wish I knew.”
“You will. You should come to one our games. See if you like it more with someone you're rooting for.”
“When is your next game?”
“Monday. We have a home game against North. We usually beat them. Though, who knows if they are any good this year.”
“I'm free Monday afternoon. I'll stop by if I can.”
“That's great. If all goes well, we can go somewhere after the game. And if today goes well.”
I just smiled.
“So, what's it like?”
“What's what like?”
“Any of it. Twisting? Being a girl? Being a mythic character? I'd like to hear anything about all those things you would be willing to share. Or I can continue talking about myself.”
“No, it's my turn,” I said. “Both my parents are Twisted so I always knew I would Twist. I have not spent a lot of time dwelling on being a girl. My father drilled into me not to get to attached to the old me and I guess that advice worked.”
“You don't miss being a guy?”
“Every time I sit down to pee.” We both laughed. “But, that's not important. I don't enjoy my periods any more or less than any other woman.”
“So, the rumors that moron Tommy says about what your packing under that dress are false? Good to know.”
“Yeah, about two weeks after my twist I was officially initiated into the sisterhood. Would you have asked me out if you thought he was right?”
“Probably. I'm not expecting to see under your dress.”
“Ever?”
“Expecting. If things go well, after some time together, who knows?”
“Okay. The gorgon thing was, of course, a complete surprise, as is the nature of my twists.”
“Ironic, too.”
“I can see that now. My friend Elliot's been great. He's helped hone the control of my trick by getting petrified by me far too often.”
“What's that like?”
“For him or for me?”
“Either. Both.”
“It's easy for me. I have two eyelids. When I open the inner eyelids, my trick activates. It's literally no big deal for me. For him? He says it's mostly boring. If nothing is happening, you barely notice the time passing, people say.”
“Elliot. I’m not sure which of your old friends that is. Is he the one dating Marie Applebottom?”
“Yes, they’re dating.”
“She doesn't mind that Elliot hangs out with you?”
“She wants to be there, too. Don't tell anyone. But, she actually likes being petrified.”
“She likes being bored?”
“I don't know why.”
“Do you have more friends now that you've twisted?”
“I think I do. The old me had a reputation for being a nerd. These days, only people like Tommy treat me like they treated Gordon.”
The conversation drifted into a discussion of the various clicks around school. Soon, we arrived at the bakery. There were people standing in line out the door and down past two neighboring stores. There were saw horses with Spiral police department logos placed to indicate where people should stand. Luckily, Ross found a parking spot not too far from the entrance. We got out and walked to the end of the line.
We got more than a few stares. Some of them were for Ross but most of them were for me. It was a little disconcerting to be stared at by so many people. I hadnt spent a lot of time out in public.
“You're popular here. You’re a stunning beauty, no doubt.”
“Yes. No other reason I might be stared at would make sense.”
As we approached the end of the line, the couple we were going to stand behind turned toward us. The guy said, “Those things are alive?”
“The snakes? Yes.”
“Can I touch one?”
“I wouldn't advise it. They are venomous.”
He was about to reach out but put his hand down after that.
“I apologize for Gerry's forwardness,” the woman said. “He has personal boundary issues.”
“I’m sure the visually Twisted get asked similar things all the time,” Gerry said, failing to defend himself.
“Why do you think my date is Twisted?” Ross said.
“Well, obviously… um, she… just look at her.”
“So, you judge people and pigeon hole them based on looks.”
“I didn’t… I…” Gerry looked like he wanted to storm off.
The woman with him said, “Just shut your mouth, Gerry. Thanks for that. He needed it.” Gerry turned to argue with her. She took Gerry to the end of the line putting a few people between us.
When we reached the doorway of the shop, we could see several display cases filled with pastries. There were still five or six people in front of us. The room smelled even better than the scent that had been spilling out the door.
A little boy sitting with his mother by the entrance looked at me and said, “You’re tall.”
“Am I tall?” Ross said.
“You both are.”
“Don’t bother the nice people,” his mother said.
“Why do you have hair, Mommy?” he said. “Snakes would be so much cooler.”
I leaned down. “Do you want to touch one of my snakes?”
“Yes, Yes.”
“What do you say, Jeremy?”
“May I please touch one of your snakes?”
“Only if you promise not to pull on it.”
“I promise.”
I had one of the long snake float down toward him. “Cup it in your hand and pet it with the other hand.”
He held out his hand and the snake nestled in it. He stroked the back of the snake. “What’s its name?”
“I don’t know,” I said. “What do you call your arm?”
“Arms don’t have names.”
“They don’t?”
“I call my right arm Priscilla.”
“I think its name is Foggy.”
“We have to move forward,” Ross said.
“Maybe, it is. Say goodbye to Foggy.”
“Bye, Foggy,” he said. “Before you go, can we take a picture together?”
“Sure.” I crouched down and his mother got her phone out.
“Say cheese danish.”
She took the pic and Ross handed her his phone. “Can you take one of us?”
“Sure, stand together.” She snapped a pic.
“Have a nice day.”
We stepped away from the table and closer to the counter.
“Lovely boy,” Ross said.
“Jeremy. I’ll never forget the first man to ask to touch my snakes nicely.”
“No one’s ever asked before?”
“No one’s ever asked nicely.”
“I’ll remember that.”
We purchased a dozen pastries intending to bring some of them home. We found a seat in the shop and ate one pastry each while drinking coffee.
“These are divine,” he said.
They were amazing, to a point. I found them lacking in some way I could not pinpoint.
“Is there something wrong?” Ross said. How was he so empathetic?
“No, I think my sense of taste is off.”
“That happens, doesn’t it?”
“I hadn’t noticed it before. I also haven’t had many pastries since my twist. They’re great. Don’t worry about that. I just think I expected them to be even better than they are.”
“I suppose that is a problem the bakery sometimes deals with.”
We got back in the car and started the drive back to our part of town. Ross made small talk about the scenery. It was nice to engage with him without it feeling like we were interrogating one another. At some point, I blurted out, “Have you dated a lot of girls?”
“Do you really want to know?”
“I don’t know.”
“I’ve dated two other women. The first one was just one date. We had nothing in common. The second one took three dates to figure out we had nothing in common. Why do you ask?”
“This is my first date.”
“You hadn’t dated before…?”
“No. I never had enough nerve to ask anyone.”
“Well, I hope we’re doing okay at the moment.” After an awkward silence, he said. “What do you do with your time?”
“I sculpt. I make clay sculptures.”
“That’s cool. Kind of ironic.”
“Tell me about it. I recently did a bust of Marie Applebottom. It came out quite well.”
“I’d love to see it. I wish I were artistic. My sister is. She can draw anything. But she never finishes any of her stuff.”
“Finishing is important,” I said. He allowed me to prattle on about the sculpting process and how I got into it.
“Do you really make new sculptures all the time?”
“Not really. Other than the bust of Marie and one piece, I haven’t done much sculpting at all recently.”
“Why?”
“I’ve been spending time learning how to control my trick.”
“Turning Elliot and Marie into statues.”
“Yes.”
“How long have you and Elliot been friends?”
“Since we were toddlers, I think. I use to worry I’d have a big personality change when I twisted and we wouldn’t remain friends. But, if anything, it seems we’re closer than before.”
“I wish I had a friend like that.”
“Who do you hang out with?”
“Mostly guys on the team.”
The car turned onto my street and he parked in front of my house.
“I had a lovely time,” he said.
“So did I.”
We both got out of the car and he walked me up to the front door. He handed me one of the boxes from the pasty store.
“This is for you and your family.”
“Thanks. Would you like to see my studio slash garage?”
“I would.”
I led him away from the front door to the breezeway between the house and the garage. I opened the door to the garage and turned on the light.
“Sorry about the mess. But, then, it’s always something of a mess. That part over there is Mom and Dad’s stuff. The studio is this section here.”
“Are those cloth covered things on the shelf your pieces?”
“Yes. This was the one I did before my twist.” I uncovered the bust with my face.
“It looks just like you. Except for the hair.”
“I know. I never thought it was finished. Now, I know it was the hair.”
“Are you going to fix it?”
“No, I like to think this is what I would look like with hair.”
“Do you miss your hair?”
“No. I’ve gotten too use to these guys floating around my head.”
“They do give you a striking presence.”
After he had given the bust a close look, he ended up standing right next to me. I could smell his scent over the pervading scent of clay in the room. He was looking me in the eyes and I could tell my snakes were checking him out as well.
He leaned forward. I tilted my head back and closed my eyes. His lips touched mine. His hands were touching my upper and lower back, pulling me into the kiss. My arms were useless. They just hung out to the side for the first few seconds of the kiss. Then, they wrapped around him.
The door to the breezeway opened and Ross and I were suddenly three feet apart. “I’m sorry,” Mom said. “I saw the car and was wondering where you two were.”
“I was just showing him the bust I made that looks like me,” I said, pointing at the shelf.
“It’s an uncanny likeness,” Ross said.
“I’ll get out of you hair... snakes,” Mom said awkwardly and left.
Ross and I stared at each other for a moment before laughing.
“Was she more embarrassed than we were?” I said.
“Let’s say she was. It was a beautiful kiss.”
“It was.”
“I should probably go.”
“Maybe we could do something after school Monday,” I said.
“After my game Monday,” he said.
“Right. I’ll be there.”
We kissed once more for who knows how long before he left. I brought the pastries into the house. Mom and Dad were in the kitchen.
“Someone had a good date,” she said.
“He is so nice. No, not just nice. Considerate.” I told them about the encounter with Gerry.
“He sounds very thoughtful,” Mom said. “I’ve been putting this off until you felt comfortable with yourself. But, we need to schedule an appointment.”
“For what?”
“You need to see a gynecologist.”
“Um…”
“I know you don’t want to think about this. But, delaying it will only make it seem scarier.”
“Okay. But, not Monday. I’m seeing Ross after school.”
“Okay, dear.”
Elliot called me Sunday night. “Hey, how’s it going?” He said.
“You and Marie have been spending a lot of time together.”
“Yes. I heard you had a good time Saturday.”
“From who?”
“Ross posted online.”
“Oh, the pic Ross had that woman take.” I looked up his social and found the photo.
“You two look so tall. That guy next to Ross is like more than a head shorter than both of you.”
“I was in heels. Ross is really tall.”
“You both were really smiley in this pic. Was the whole date smiley?”
“We had a good time. Ross is very thoughtful.”
“Yeah? I’ve never really spoken to him. Marie thought you two looked great in the photo. So, second date?”
“We’re going to do something after his game Monday afternoon.”
“I’m so happy for you.”
Thanks for reading. Comments are always welcome.
Monday started out weird and just got weirder. First, I was up early and spent most of the morning before school trying to decide what to wear for my second date with Ross. It had to be something that would also be good to wear all day in school. It took forever to decide on an outfit that, last week, I probably would have chosen without a second thought. The worst part was my assumption that Ross probably wasn’t thinking about his outfit at all.
Then, I did my makeup and it, for some reason, was difficult because I could not decide which combination of eye shadows looked best on my copper and green skin. Mom knocked on my door as I was adding a marigold eyeliner. “Not yet, Mom,” I called out. “I’m lining my eyelids.”
“You’re going to be late. I can see Elliot walking this way.”
“Okay, thanks, Mom.”
I finished up quickly and was out the door before Elliot could ring the doorbell.
“Don’t you look all spiffy,” he said.
“What this? I just threw on the first thing I saw.”
“Yep, and it turned out rather spiffy.” After a moment he said, “You’re nervous. I totally understand. I was nervous the first day of school after Marie and I went on our first date.
“Is it obvious?”
“Only to someone who’s been there recently. Relax. You had a good date. You’ve set up a second date. School should only be its normal level of awkward.”
“That’s a relief.”
We made it to school just in time to get to our first classes. After class Stacy walked with me to my next class. “Looking good, Em.” The Fashion Police had started calling me Em. “How was your date?”
“We can talk at lunch. Short answer: great.”
“Great. Can’t wait till lunch time.”
Before lunch, I saw Ross down the hall between classes. He smiled at me and then disappeared into the rush of students trying to get to their next class. Someone bumped into me from behind because I had stopped short. It was not until I was in my next class that I realized my hair snakes had not hissed at the intruder. They had been as distracted as I had been.
I was grilled at lunch by the girls and apparently the kid gloves with which I had been treated up until now were gone. They wanted to know everything and I could not keep any details private from them. I finally felt just like one of the girls with them.
When classes ended for the day, I rushed down to the gymnasium. The boys on the team were running in circles bouncing basketballs up and down and passing them between one another in a manner that looked like a choreographed dance. I didn't know much about basketball but I think it was called drilling. Ross towered over the other players. Only Ryan came close.
As I watched I didn't notice Jenny until she was sitting next to me. I said, "Hi."
"You're here to watch Ross? He is so hot."
"Won't Tommy be mad if he heard you say that? "
"He knows better than to be like that. Heck, he'd probably say Ross is hot."
"Really? I never would have thought those words could come from his mouth."
"Oh, no, he wouldn't say that in public or in front of friends. Maybe he'd joke about how hot Ross is in the locker room. But he has told me a few guys in school are hot."
"Why does he hate me?"
"It's all because of his asshole friends. Hell, if I ever dumped him, and he could figure out how to woo you, given the history, he'd date you in a second."
"I find that impossible to believe."
"I don't blame you. I've tried to get him to stop hanging with those idiots but they're all on the football team and he doesn't want to rock the boat. If he did, he would apologize for all he's done to you."
"Are you sure you know him as well as you think?"
She laughed. "Maybe I don't. But I believe what I'm telling you."
The game started and it only took the first ten minutes for Jenny to say, "You don't know anything about basketball, do you?"
"Not really."
She started explaining the game to me. Ross was the Center because he was the tallest player on the team. I remembered Ross telling me that and I wasn't sure what it meant.
At the end of the first half, I said, "Thanks for explaining what's going on in the game."
"You aren't the first girl I've had to explain basketball to."
"I'm sure I'm the first one who used to be a guy that you've helped in this way."
"Don't assume." She ignored the surprised look on my face and continued, "I saw the bust you made of Marie. You’re very talented. I will completely understand if you say no, but could you make a bust for me. I'd be happy to pay for it."
"A bust of you?"
For the first time since she sat down she seemed apprehensive and unsure. "I'd like a bust of me and Tommy, kissing. I can model my part and I have a photo of us kissing that would be so cool in 3D."
"And all that stuff about me not understanding Tommy was to get me to agree to do it?"
"Not as such. Please? I know you probably hate him. But I love him. And it would be a gift to him. He's always giving me thoughtful gifts and I want to one up him."
"He'd probably break it if he knew I was involved."
"I wasn't planning to tell him where I got it."
"Let me think about it."
"That's more than reasonable."
Jenny and I were waiting outside the boys locker room when both Ross and Tommy exited. They bid one another a good evening. Tommy didn’t say word to me. Jenny and I said goodbye to one another.
Ross drove us to a quiet coffee shop not far from my house. “I saw you were sitting next to Jenny during the game. “
“She knows a lot about basketball.”
“She does. Did you know she and I went on a date before she started going steady with Tommy?”
“No, I didn’t. She was the only one date girl?”
“Yes, I told her I didn’t think it would work out.”
“She still thinks you’re hot.”
“Am I hot?”
“The hottest.”
At the coffee shop we ordered beverages and sat on a sofa. “You’ve asked me a lot a questions. I still know very little about you,” I said.
“We’ve established that I’m the hottest, I believe,” he said with a wide smile. “Ask me anything.”
“Do you have any hobbies?”
“Aside from basketball? Actually that’s not really a hobby. It’s fun. But, it’s not a core part of me. I read a lot, mostly mystery thriller stuff.”
“When I suggested an action movie you didn’t want to see it.”
“I don’t think thrillers really translate to film very well. A thriller isn’t a scary story, it’s an edge-of-your-seat story. While some action films can give you that feeling, I far prefer reading them.”
“I guess I never really thought about it.”
“And that’s fine. I’ll give you one of my favorite books if you want.”
“Sure.”
We talked for a couple hours before we noticed it was getting late. He drove me home and we kissed for a moment in the car. He walked me to the front door and we kissed again. He had to get home for dinner so he didn’t come inside.
As soon as I entered the kitchen, Mom said, “How was your date?”
“It was good. We mostly just talked.”
“You could have invited him in for dinner.”
“He said he had to go home for dinner.”
Elliot noticed the photographs as soon as he entered. “Are you stalking Tommy and Jenny? Have you finally decided how to get your revenge?”
“What are you talking about?” I said.
“I’m just joking. I suppose you decided to make the bust for Jenny.”
“Yeah. I didn’t have anything else going on. And she’s paying for it. I can deal with Tommy’s face because I’m being professional.”
“She’ll be here Thursday so I can start the details of the bust. I was actually thinking you and Marie might want to model for the kissing part.”
“Well, I’m flattered. Am I as good looking as Tommy?”
“On the inside, where it matters.”
He laughed. “I’ll take it.”
“Where is Marie?”
“She’ll be here around five. She had an appointment.”
When she arrived she was eager to be petrified while kissing Elliot. I took a few pictures of them kissing, trying to match one of the photos Jenny had given me. We spent a few moments picking which photo would look best as a bust before I zapped them. I took a small sip part way through working on the bust. After an hour and a half, I had a rough sculpt of two generic people kissing. Marie and Elliot had to leave after that.
Jenny arrived at my house around four on Thursday. She liked the pose of the bust so far. She saw the stool and asked if she would sit there when she posed.
“Posed? I doubt you can pose all kissy-faced for very long.”
“I thought you would do your thing to me.”
“Why would think that?”
“Marie told me she posed for her bust.”
“You want me to petrify you?”
“Yes. Is that a problem? I’m really curious about it.”
“Curious, you say?”
“Marie isn’t the only person you know who’s contemplated being petrified.”
I laughed. “I had no idea it was so popular.”
“I’m serious. I first saw that Greek myth movie from the eighties when I was eleven. I must have cried for days when Perseus cut off the head of the gorgon. Do you know what kind of raw deal your namesake had?”
“Being cursed for getting raped? Yes, I’m aware of the parts of the myth most people don’t know about.”
“So, you’ll do it.”
“I’d have done it without the explanation. But I appreciate knowing what you said.”
“How should I pose?”
For almost half an hour we tried to get her to pose as if she were kissing someone. But it never looked right. I took a bunch of photos and she agreed she wasn’t doing it right. We could not get her to look right by herself.
“What if I kissed you?” She said.
“That could work. But how will I know how you look from a distance if I’m right next to you?”
“Take a selfie of us and we’ll see if I look better.”
We tried it. Her lips tasted of some kind of berry and we may have kissed a bit longer than was necessary. The selfie was much better. And after a second selfie, we were sure she would look right. We kissed a third time and I admit I let the kiss linger a moment longer than necessary before opening my inner eye and turning her to stone.
“What the fuck!”
My hairsnakes opened their eyes to see Tommy rushing toward me. The next thing I knew I was in serious pain as he had grabbed a handful of my snakes and tossed me to the ground.
“What is going on in here?” My mother said, suddenly appearing in the doorway. “Look out!” She shouted.
“Oh fuck, no!” Tommy shouted.
I heard a loud thump and a crack. When I got up Tommy was holding his head, his face went from shock to utter despair and he started bawling and repeating the word “no” over and over.
“Oh my god,” my mother said.
I noticed Jenny wasn’t standing where I left her. I stood up. She had fallen backwards, her head no longer attached to her neck.
“You can fix her, can’t you?” Tommy said, tears running down his face. “Dear god, I’ll do anything. Anything. You have to fix her.”
“Get the fuck out of here,” I screamed at him. “I don’t know if I can fix her. But I know I don’t need your fucking noise.”
“I’m going. I’m going. Ple--” he shut up and disappeared from the garage.
“Can you fix her?”
“I don’t know, Mom. Help me stand her back up.”
“He killed me,” Jenny said. She was in my arms as I carried her to the living room.
“He could have killed you,” I said. “You are alive. If you had shattered more, well, then he would have killed you.”
“I felt it. I felt myself falling. I felt it when I hit the ground. There was a loud cracking sound reverberating through my body. And then nothing. I was dead.”
She wasn’t wrong. But, I didn’t want her to completely freak out. I was barely holding it together. My stomach was flipping and flopping. I had to leave.
“I’m guessing you’re tired,” I said as I laid her down. The strain I was under was obvious though I doubt she noticed. “Sleep a while.”
“Okay.”
She fell asleep almost immediately. As soon as she did, I ran up the stairs to my room, removing my clothes as I went. Naked with my door shut, I transformed into my snake form and grabbed a canvas bag. I was out the window in a flash. I paralyzed a few small critters as I zipped into the forest. When I had a bag full of paralyzed critters I stopped and took one out of the bag. My body was screaming at me to suck the poor thing dry. I stood there holding the squirrel for several minutes before I opened my inner eyelid. It turned to stone in an instant. I put my palm on its chest and I slowly drained it. I stopped before it went completely gray and I set it aside.
I removed the next animal from the bag and repeated this controlled consumption of their life force. Eventually the bag was empty and I was surrounded by a stone menagerie. A menagerie of animals that would come back to life eventually.
It took over thirty animals to quench my hunger.
After standing the statue up, Mom said, “You can do something. I can see it in your eyes.”
“I need to look at her with my special vision.”
“I’ll leave.” She kissed me on the cheek as disappeared from the garage. The door slammed shut behind her.
When I opened my eyes, I was disheartened. There were no moving lines in the statue. Faintly, I could see where the lines would be. But they weren’t active. I looked at the head, still puckered up for a kiss. The memory of her lips on mine was all the more maddening. There were lines there. But they were quickly leaking out of the neck of the statue.
I quickly put the head on the neck of the statue. But it did not connect. There was no flow within the body for the flow within the head to connect to. I put my palm on the body near the break and for the first time pushed life force out of myself. It hurt. My body didn’t like what I was doing. I pushed some more. After a few moments, I couldn’t move. I felt my skin harden and the color drained out of my body. I had become petrified. I was holding her head in place and I could see my lifeforce flowing into her body and her head where I was touching her.
What had I done? Were we both going to die?
I was overjoyed when I could see the lifeforce flowing from her head into her body. Lines became more visible and took on the colors I was use to seeing. More of her life functions became visible to me.
“Medusa?”
I heard my mother calling me from outside the garage. I couldn’t answer. My phone rang on the table where I’d left it.
“Medusa?”
She must have called my name for a few minutes before she stopped. Then I saw her walking slowly around Jenny and I. “I hope you’re okay, honey,” she said. And then she left.
A moment later, Elliot was circling us. He was standing where I could see him. “It’s been two hours. She said she remembered to look at a clock when she left you to look at Jenny. I assume you’ll be stuck until the life forces equalize. And since it’s been over an hour, Jenny must not have had much life force. Did she?”
No, Elliot, she didn’t. I wanted to tell him.
He left shortly after that.
The sun rose. It hadn’t felt like we were standing alone together for eleven or twelve hours. I finally experienced time as a statue only feeling like five minutes.
At least another six hours passed before it happened. Suddenly we were made of flesh and bone again. Jenny collapsed into my arms and I was feeling the hunger. I picked her up and carried her into the house.
Everyone I knew was suddenly in front of me talking at once. I nearly zapped them all. “I have to leave. Stay back.” I growled at them.
Mom, Daddy, Elliot, Marie, and Ross took hold of the man and woman I didn’t recognize, whom I guessed were Jenny’s parents, and disappeared into the kitchen.
As soon as Jenny fell asleep, I ran up the stairs to my room.
I sat in the clearing for an hour or so before I heard Elliot calling out. “Is it safe?”
“Yes, I’m fine.”
He was with Marie and Ross. I rushed toward Ross and he held his arms out. We hugged and kissed for a few moments before separating.
“So, I’m guessing this is the other form.”
“Good guess,” I said. “How is she?”
“Still asleep. The Wu’s had her pediatrician examine her. She seems no worse for losing her head.”
“It was never lost. It was right there on the floor,” I said.
“She’s fine,” Elliot said with a laugh. “Let’s leave her and Ross alone, Marie.”
“Are you fine?” Ross said.
“Fine enough to joke about it. Sure. Has Tommy been back?”
“Jenny was awake for a few moments and when Mrs. Wu asked if she should call Tommy. Jenny told her to let him stew about it.”
“She did say she believed he killed her.”
“She isn’t dead.”
“She was.”
The three of them were shocked.
I told them about pushing my lifeforce into her to get lifeforce to flow within her body.
“Cool. You’re also a healer.”
“Can you explain what happened from the beginning?” Marie said. “I still feel like I missed part of it.”
“Oh, yeah, Mom probably couldn’t explain how it started.” I told them the whole story, starting with the basketball game to explain why she wanted the bust.
“He just burst into the garage?”
“I’m not sure what his problem was,” I said. And then I blushed. “He may have seen us kissing.”
“You were kissing Jenny Wu?”
I blushed, or I suppose I oranged, even more. I explained why we were kissing staring into Ross’ eyes the whole time, pleading.
He didn’t say anything at first. “You don’t have to worry about me kissing John or Ryan as revenge for this.”
He said it so seriously I thought he was mad until he smiled and kissed me.
“It was all for art. I’d kiss Jenny for art’s sake too if she asked me.”
“Me, too.”
“Me, too. And if Elliot did it, I’d just ask him to tell me how it felt.”
“It felt great. Her lips are so soft.”
“I’m sure she would say the same about yours,” Ross said. And he kissed me some more.
“Should we leave?”
“No, we can all head back to the house together.”
When we got back to the house, Dr. Parker and Dr. Lewis from the Clinic were there as well as a police office. They were seated in our kitchen talking with Mom and Daddy and Mr. and Mrs. Wu.
I had to go over the story again from start to finish. And I had to do it in my snake form. The doctors and the police officer asked questions for over an hour before the officer was satisfied. She turned to Mr. and Mrs. Wu and said, “Do you think your daughter will want to press charges of assault against Tommy Radner?”
“No, they are dating.”
“And do you want to press charges against Mr. Radner?” She said to me.
Gordon would have jumped at the chance to do that. But I was no longer Gordon. Gordon didn’t exist any more. “No. I’m sure whatever he’s going through now is punishment enough.”
“Usually I’d say punishments are for the courts to decide. I’ll file your statement at the precinct and copies will be sent to you and the high school.” She looked at the Wu’s again. “Bring your daughter to the station when she’s feeling better so we can take her statement as well.”
“We will.”
Dr. Lewis said, “I don’t think we are needed here. But Medusa, I think you should schedule an appointment with Dr. Parker as soon as possible. And I’m sure Dr. Adelaide would be thrilled to hear about how you reattached a head.”
“She’d probably ask me to do if she doesn’t hold her impulsiveness at bay.”
Parker laughed, “You aren’t wrong.” He and Dr. Lewis left.
Mrs. Wu stayed the night in the guest room. Jenny was allowed to stay asleep on the sofa. Mom said she’d stay awake over night to watch her.
I said goodbye to my friends, informing them, I still needed some sleep. I woke up in the middle of the night and went to the kitchen. Mom and Jenny were eating bowls of plain pasta.
Jenny dropped her fork into the bowl and jumped up to give me a hug. “How did you save me?”
“That’s a long story. Let’s just leave it at ‘you got better’ and not talk about the details.”
“Why? I want to tell the world that you saved my life.”
“I’m flattered. And I can understand how you don’t want to downplay it. But, I don’t want too many people knowing I can see lifeforces.”
“Okay. I won’t say anything.”
“Does Tommy know you’re alright.”
“No. My phone was full of texts from his friends asking that I tell them I’m okay so he’ll stop crying. I haven’t responded to them.”
“Isn’t that a bit cruel?”
“You didn’t see his face. He wanted to kill you because we were kissing.”
“Kissing?” Mom said.
“I’ll fill you in later.”
“Sure you will.”
“You were telling me on Monday that he wasn’t the asshole I’ve always thought he was. Were you lying?”
“I said he was influenced too much by his asshole friends. I never said he wasn’t an asshole. I’ve also never know him to be this violent. I don’t know if I want to ever speak to him again.”
“As much as I believe he should be left twisting in the wind, you should let someone tell him you’re alive.”
“I wasn’t going to say anything,” Mom said. “But I think he’s been sitting in his car since dinner time, parked across the street.”
“I don’t want to talk to him.”
“I’ll go tell him and then tell him to go home.”
“You don’t have to.”
“Yes, I do. I’ll get dress though, first. I’m not in a hurry.”
Tommy jumped out of his car and walked toward me as soon as I stepped out the front door. It was not yet dawn. “Is she okay? No one will tell me.”
“Shut the fuck up, Tommy. She doesn’t want to talk to you. So drive your ass home and don’t come back.”
“She’s alive? That means she’s alive.” He dropped to his knees in silent prayer.
“Yes, she’s alive. And she hates you for attacking me. I’m not thrilled with you either. What were you doing?”
“I couldn’t lose her. I saw you two talking during the basketball game. She’s into you. If I lost Jenny I’d be devastated. But I’d move on. Plenty of fish in the sea. If I lost her to you – of all people – you. I’d be ostracized by my friends.”
“Your friends suck.”
“They do. But they’re all the friends I’ve got.”
“There are plenty of friends in the sea as well.” I started laughing and couldn’t stop.
“What’s so funny?”
“You are. You’re pathetic. I never knew how pathetic you are. Picking on other kids because you’re worried about losing your friends. And somehow I was the loser.”
“You were a loser.”
“And now I’m not? Am I hot? You want me? Never gonna happen, by the way.”
“Don’t delude yourself. I wouldn’t date you.”
“Like you have a choice. But you just said you wouldn’t date me because of your friends. I’m not the one who’s delusional. Now get the fuck out of here before I call the police and tell them some guy’s been sitting in his car across the street from my house for the last ten hours.”
“Tell Jenny I’m sorry.”
“Tell her yourself if she ever lets you.”
Author's Note: When I split this into 10 sections I dropped the ball. The end of chapter 16 should have been a cliffhanger. But, chapter 16 is rather short. It should have been paired with last week's chapter 15. So, I erred on the side of have a sizeable release and not the cliffhanger. Oh, well. Not the worst opportunity I've missed in my life. Still, a bit sad. In any case, I hope you enjoy this installment.
And, as always, comments are encouraged.
I thought the prior Monday had been unusual. The atmosphere at school was unreal. Everyone already knew that Jenny had dumped Tommy. Neither of them would tell anyone why and the number of often conflicting rumors were unreal.
I had to stop a few of the rumors: Jenny had caught Tommy in bed with me; I had petrified Jenny because Tommy wouldn’t date me; and the funniest one: Tommy, Jenny, and I had had a three-way and now Jenny only wanted to date me. I had heard that last rumor with different woman and a couple different men in my place. I must have told a dozen people to leave me out of the Jenny and Tommy drama.
I was dreading biology and I was right to do so. As soon as Ryan saw me, he was in my face, “How’d you get Jenny to dump Tommy?”
“I didn’t do anything. Tommy got her to dump him all by himself.”
“I don’t believe you.”
“What you believe doesn’t mat--” Suddenly my head weighed a ton and I dropped to the floor. My own hair snakes felt like baseball bats as the struck my head. I squeezed my eyes shut in pain.
Mr. Heinz shouted, “Let her go.”
“Fuck off, you simp. Get out of here. I need to talk to the monster here.”
I heard the room clear out. My right arm lay across my chest and made it hard to breath. I couldn’t even slide it off and I felt a rib break. I cried out.
Ryan was shouting at me. And I couldn’t do anything.
I couldn’t do anything. There was ringing in my ear canal. I couldn’t do anything. I could taste blood in my mouth. I couldn’t do anything.
I – I could do one thing. I opened my eyes. Instantly all the weight crushing me disappeared.
“Fuck. She zapped him,” Jared said. He ran for the door.
I zapped him and whoever else was in the room. I got up. Ryan stood there like a statue. I placed my palm on his chest and took a couple sips. My head cleared a little and my breathing hurt a bit less. Enough for me to shuffle out of the room. My right arm hung limply at my side. I wheezed when I inhaled and there was a metallic taste in my mouth. I wasn’t sure if my inner eyes were closed. I pushed the door open. The rest of the biology class were all standing right there. Several of them shouted to call the nurse.
Mr. Heinz got in front of me and said, “Where do you think you are going?”
“Move.”
He muttered something and got out of my way. I was limping toward the nurse’s office when Ross appeared and picked me up. Next thing I knew I was in a chair in the nurse’s office. Mom was there. I heard the words concussion and bruising before I lost consciousness.
I woke up. Carefully, I opened only the outer lids. The light in the room was too bright. My snakes formed a light barrier over my eyes.
“She must be awake.”
“Who’s there?” I said.
A masculine voice said, “I’m Cynthia. I’m a nurse here at the Clinic. I’ll get Dr. Lewis.”
“I’m here, too,” said Ross. “I’d kiss you but it would probably hurt. Your face is all bruised. You bruise in a kind of sickly greenish color.”
“I never needed to know that.”
“The first thing they’re going to ask you…”
“The first things I’m going to ask you,” Dr. Lewis said, “Is why is Mr. Cairns still a statue? He assaulted you nine hours ago.”
“Yes, that,” Ross said.
“I may have drained him a little when I got up.”
“Probably a good thing you did. Your brain was near the consistency of pudding after being subjected to more than ten gravities of force by the foolish boy.”
“I don’t really remember anything but yelling at the useless Mr. Heinz.”
“Jameson already put him on probation,” Ross said. “A lot of students complained that he had never done anything to stop Ryan from bullying you, myself included. Ryan will probably get expelled as well.”
“Can you speak to a police officer?”
“Not without a lawyer present,” my mother said, arriving suddenly.
“Can you turn off the lights?”
“Yes, we can do that.”
“Where’s Elliot?”
“There’s a limit on the number of visitors,” Ross said. “He said he could talk to you later.”
After the police interview, I was famished and human food did nothing to curtail the hunger. Dr. Adelaide caused me to destroy a dozen more cameras as she tried to capture what was happening as I partially drained over two dozen lab rabbits and mice. It was barely enough. But my mind was much clearer afterward.
Ryan was a statue for a day and a half. I must have taken more than a few sips. Every time I think about that I realize I must have been near death when I drank from him. He was charged with attempted murder I believe.
My arm was still in a cast when I left the Clinic two days after the incident. Even the healer at the Clinic said she couldn’t do anything until it was set properly and allowed to heal on its own for a week. The contusions on my face healed and, aside from the cast, I looked like I did a week ago.
The night I got home I walked out into the woods alone. I didn’t turn into my snake form because of the cast on my arm. I created a large menagerie of stone woodland critters. I didn’t drain any of them dry. Just enough to make sure I wouldn’t turn into my snake form by accident.
Elliot was on the back porch as I returned from the woods. He pointed back into the forest and said, “How many experience points did you get?”
“Probably none. I’m too high a level to benefit from squirrels and birds.”
“I meant from Ryan.”
“More than I ever wanted.”
“Where’s Marie?”
“She figured you’d just want to talk to me. Not that you don’t like her company,” he quickly added. “She just thinks there are some friendships that are extra special. Like ours.”
I sat next to him and leaned my head against his shoulder.
He rubbed my shoulder and patted a few on my headsnakes. “You okay?”
“Fine. Just need a shoulder for a few minutes.”
“Take your time.”
I was actually cheered like some kind of hero when I returned to school on Thursday. Everyone wanted to sign my cast and thank me for getting Ryan expelled. I heard a lot of tales of heavy clothing falling off of the women and guys having their balls suddenly weigh a lot in the most painful manner.
At lunch, my new girlfriends had me sit down while they fetched my lunch. I was sitting there alone when my snakes saw Tommy heading toward me. I couldn’t read his intent.
He stopped at a respectable distance and loudly said, “Medusa, I want to apologize to you for any grief I’ve ever caused you. I don’t expect your forgiveness. I don’t deserve it. But after what Ryan did to you, I feel awful. I don’t remember which of us decided to pick on you all those years ago. But, if it was me, it was the dumbest thing I ever did. I’m sorry.”
He stood there a moment and then turned and walked away. Behind him a dozen guys, including Elliot and my old crew were standing waiting for something to happen.
“Thank you, Tommy.” I said.
He turned back and said, “No. Don’t thank me. I don’t deserve it.”
“Okay. I acknowledge what you said.”
“That is more than I can ask for.” And then he left. And the crowd dispersed.
“Did that really just happen?” Melody said, holding two trays of food.
I took the one she was holding toward me. “Thanks. Yeah, it really happened.”
It was May, the night was the prom. My stomach was in knots. I was positive this was not caused by my feeding hunger. I had just fed a few days before. The high school I attended had one prom for the seniors and juniors and one prom for the sophomores and freshmen. It had been six months since my twist and almost four months since the incidents with Jenny, Tommy, and Ryan.
None of that was on my mind as I was tying cream and scarlet bows around the necks of my hairsnakes. Even Dirk submitted to getting a bow – he preferred the red one. I was wearing the beautiful dress I made Mom buy when I first twisted. My makeup was more prominent than I usually would wear. My nails were freshly painted and I was wearing the tallest high heels I’d ever worn.
I still had at least five minutes until Ross would be here to pick me up. I was standing in front of the mirror on the inside of my closet door. It was the safest place for a mirror in my room. Mom suddenly appeared in my doorway. “They’re here,” she said. “Oh, those bows are adorable.”
“Thanks. I’m ready.”
She was downstairs before me. I started down the stairs as Ross entered the house. He was wearing a full tuxedo with an orange cummerbund. I was fully aware of how my black nylon sheathed legs poked out and tucked back inside the folds of my dress as I descended the stairs. When I reached the floor, Ross was still half a foot taller than me.
“Are you wearing platform shoes?”
“I knew you’d wear those heels.”
“I wanted to be taller than you.”
“Fat chance.”
I laughed.
“Let’s get a pic, dear.”
I stood on his left and he put his arm around my waist. Just before the pic was taken I kissed his cheek.
“Medusa!” Daddy said. “This time look at the camera.”
I just smiled bigger and Daddy took a couple more pics.
“Sorry, I’m late,” Elliot said, walking in. “Woah. I feel like a munchkin. Oh, you finally did the little bows. The girls are going to be jealous.”
“We should get going,” Ross said. “Marie was expecting us ten minutes ago.”
“I’m sure she’s glad for the extra time.”
She was. Marie was wearing a scandalous, for high school, red dress with a plunging neckline. The four of us posed for pics taken by Marie’s mother, Ellen.
From there we went to the dance. It was being held at a local country club ballroom. As we passed through the lobby, I spotted someone I had to say hello to.
“Dr. Hauser,” I said.
He was talking with an older gentleman and a woman I didn’t know. “Medusa,” he said. He put his arms around me and gave me a gentle hug. “It’s good to see you.”
“It’s good to see you looking happy.”
“I’m sure the last time you saw me, I was devastated. Gillian, this is Medusa and her boyfriend?”
“Ross,” Ross said extending his hand.
Douglas shook Ross’ hand.
Gillian said, shaking my hand “They get bigger every generation.”
“Gillian O’Malley owns an art gallery downtown.”
“Did she do the statue of Duke?”
“Both of them,” I said.
“I meant the fake one. It is such an uncanny likeness of the original Duke.”
“I hope your father told how touched I was when he passed along the replica statue you made.”
“He did.”
“Could you do more works like that? I’m sure I could sell them.”
“I don’t have anything finished.”
“Here’s my card. Call me when you have five or six items you want to sell. We’ll see how it goes from there.”
“Thank you, Ma’am. It was good to see you, Dr. Hauser.”
“You, too.”
Ross took the card from me and put it in his pocket. As we were entering the ballroom, Marie was waiting for me to enter. “Did I see you talking Mrs. O’Mallory?”
“Um, yes. Why?”
“Does she want you to do an exhibit at her gallery? Can I be a statue at the exhibit?”
“Marie, she saw a sculpture I made and asked if I had any more.”
“To display?”
“To sell. I don’t think you want to be sold as a statue.”
She didn’t agree immediately.
“Marie?”
“Well, obviously I wouldn’t want it to be forever. I would miss Elliot for one thing. But, you know I’d like to be in a gallery as a statue. Just for a week. Maybe two.”
“Aw, you’d miss me,” Elliot said. “I could deal with a week or two as well. While you were in the gallery I could tell people my girlfriend is a real work of art.”
Several of us groaned.
“What? It’s not like I’d take her for granite.”
“Elliot…”
I looked up at Ross. “We could be dancing.”
He bowed and then held out his hand to me. He said, “Would the lady do me the honor of her first dance this evening?”
“Of course.” I took his hand and he led me away. I heard someone complain about their boyfriend not being as gallant.
The song playing was a slow song. I was glad to be wearing the high heels as we could dance cheek to cheek without one or both of getting a stiff neck.
As we slowly swayed to the music, Ross said, “Elliot is a wonderful goofball. I’m glad he’s your best friend.”
“I’m glad you like him. Do you have a best friend?”
“I have an opening in that department if you’d like to fill it.”
“I can’t be your best friend. I’m your girlfriend.”
“You are? We’re a couple?”
“You don’t think so?”
“I wasn’t sure what you thought.”
“Could have asked.”
“I thought I just did.”
“Could have asked sooner than at the dance.”
“I didn’t want to spook you.”
“I’m scarier than anything that merely spooks.”
“Not to me.”
He tilted his head toward mine and the room got dark. Our lips met. I realized later all my hairsnakes had surrounded our faces so no one could see us kissing. And they’d all closed their eyes to leave me in the dark like a proper kiss. In the moment, I just enjoyed the softness of his lips and the flutter in my stomach as we kissed.
A few songs later, we met Stacy, Melody, and Tess and their dates on the dance floor. Melody could not stop talking about how cute my hairsnakes looked in their bows. As the song ended, we all sat down at a table on the perimeter of the room. The guys asked the ladies if they wanted drinks and disappeared to get them.
“Does everyone have condoms?” Tess said. She had an assortment in her bag.
“No. And I won’t need one,” I said.
Melody removed a couple and put them in her own bag. “Thanks, I always forget.”
“Just in case,” Tess said.
“I’m good.”
“She’ll be fine,” Stacy said. “Ross is unbelievably considerate.”
“Isn’t he?” Melody said.
Pete and Jim waved and walked over to talk to me. They usually didn’t come around when I was with the girls.
“Hi, Medusa. Ladies.”
“Hi, guys. Here stag?”
“Yeah,” Pete said.
“I didn’t want Pete to feel lonely.”
“That’s very thoughtful, Jim.”
Jenny Wu sat down at the table. “I hope you don’t mind if I join you.”
“Not at all. These gentlemen were just expressing their feelings for the other,” Stacy said.
“Don’t feel bad,” Jenny said. “If I can end up going to a dance alone, going stag can’t be all that bad. It does make it harder to dance.”
“Pete is the least creepy of my old friends.”
“Is he? Are you?”
Pete stuttered out, “Not creepy at all.”
She got up and took his hand. “Let’s dance.”
“Later, Medusa.”
“I should be upset,” Jim said. “But, yeah, Pete’s less creepy than I am.”
The guys returned. Elliot gave Jim a hug hello. “Where’s Pete?”
“Dancing with Jenny Wu.”
“Really?”
Elliot and I were in the audience of the school’s graduation ceremony. Marie was graduating. Marie had made sure two of her allotment of four tickets were for us. The ceremony was as boring as most graduations are. Marie’s mother, Ellen, was seated next to me. One of Marie’s cousins sat next to Ellen.
After the ceremony we all went to a restaurant together where I met a few more of Marie’s cousins, aunts, and uncles. Some of her friends from school were there with their own families. I only knew the graduating seniors as faces I’d seen at school.
“I heard you’re deferring a year before college,” her cousin Abigail said. “Are you going to travel the world?”
“I can’t afford to do that. I’m hoping to spend time in a local art gallery.”
“You won’t make a lot of money in an art gallery,” her cousin Randall said.
“Probably not. But it’ll be an experience of a lifetime.”
A week later, Elliot and his family went on a vacation. I had been invited to prior vacations but this year they were going on a driving tour of the southwest, hitting places like the Grand Canyon, Yellowstone Park, and others. Given these places weren’t safe for the obviously Twisted like myself, my parents convinced me I shouldn’t go. Two weeks without Elliot would have been unthinkable a year ago.
The afternoon after they left, Marie visited me in my garage. “Can I come in?”
“You’re always welcome, Marie,” I told her.
“Where’s Ross?”
“He works for his father during the summer. I’ll only get to see him on weekends.”
She sat down on the chair Elliot usually sat on. “I miss Elliot already.”
“It’s only been like six hours,” I said. We sat in silence for a few moments. “I miss him, too.”
“You and I talked about something a couple days ago and you said you’d think about it. That you didn’t just say, ‘No,’ was more than I’d hope for.”
“I did think about it.”
Marie wanted me to test petrifying her for the whole two weeks Elliot would be away.
“You realize, it’s dangerous?”
“You didn’t say too dangerous. Are you trying to get my hopes up?”
“I’ve been convinced I can’t be afraid of my own abilities. So, if you’re still interested I will petrify you.”
“Oh, thank you, Em.” Her whole body twitched as if she were going to fling herself at me for a hug. But her eyes were looking at my snakes.
I took hold of her and she held me so tight. She was dabbing her eyes as we separated.
“That’s a lot of happy tears.”
“I know, right?” She said. “I don’t want to do it here.”
“Oh?”
“As much as I love spending time with you here in this lovely garage, I’m hoping to be stuck in one place for two weeks somewhere with a better view.”
“That’s fair,” I said. “I also have one condition.”
She visibly deflated. “Okay. What?”
“It’ll only be for eleven days. I need to bum a ride from you on the twenty-ninth. I hope you don’t mind.”
“Eleven days is good, too. You had me worried for a minute. Why can’t Ross give you a lift?”
“Work.”
“Where do you need a ride to?”
“Dr. Hauser’s clinic.”
Her mother thought Marie was crazy. When we arrived an hour later at her home. Marie conscripted me to help rearrange the living room furniture. The result was probably the room’s Christmas tree configuration except in this case, Marie would be the tree. She wanted to freshen up before being petrified, leaving me alone with Ellen.
“A couple months ago, your mother seemed very worried about what happened to Marie. Now, you want to do it on purpose,” Her mother said as soon as Marie was out of earshot. “Is doing this safe?”
“Mostly. And it’s not what I want to do. It’s what Marie wants me to do.”
“’Mostly’ isn’t very reassuring.”
“I know. Did Marie tell you about what happened to Jenny Wu?”
“Recently?”
“When I petrified her a couple months ago.”
“Oh, that. Did she really die?”
“Yes.”
“And you revived her somehow?”
“Yes. Basically by doing the opposite of what I’m about to do to Marie. So, it’s reversible.”
“Well, if my Marie trusts you, I trust you. Can I hug you?”
“Of course.” Marie returned to the room wearing nothing but an opaque bathrobe as her mother and I finished our hug.
“I’m glad you two are bonding,” she said.
“I will need to come back a couple times to make sure you don’t recover faster than expected.”
“Marie mentioned that,” her mother said. She looked at the robe. “Honey, I wish you weren’t doing this in the nude.”
“Statues don’t wear clothes.”
“Statues of people in clothes are a thing.”
“Unfortunately, my power doesn’t affect clothes. It really is weird to see a statue wearing actual clothes.”
“I suppose. I guess I should leave now. Have fun. Is that what one says to someone about to become a statue?”
“It’s what you say to me when I’m about to become a statue.”
Her mother kissed her on the cheek and left the room. Marie didn’t see her shaking her head as she left. When I turned to look back at her, she had draped the robe over the end of the sofa and was posed for me to zap her.
“How’s this look?” She asked. She had one hand on her hip, the other bent to the side with her palm pointed upward at about eye level. Her feet were near one another but one leg was straight and the other was bent at the knee so only the toes touched the ground. She was facing the street through the window.
“Looks good. You are aware you’re currently flashing the neighborhood, right?”
“I’ll be flashing the neighborhood for eleven days.”
“Flashing with flesh tits is different than flashing with stone tits.”
“Tomayto, tomahto. Hit me.”
“I’ll count down so you can be sure your face is how you want it. Three.
“Two.
“One.” My inner eyelid opened and the color drained out of her body. The lines and swirls within looked as they always did. I probably could identify her and Elliot by just those swirls now.
I reached out and took a few sips. I was aiming for the first duration to be about seven days. I would take additional sips when I came back over the next few days. When I was done, I wondered how accurate my aim for seven days was. I made a mental note of how diminished her colors were.
I went into the kitchen where her mother was looking at her phone.
“Is it done?” She asked.
“Yeah. It should last seven days. I’ll know for sure when I return tomorrow or the next day to see how she’s progressing toward restoration.”
“Could you have just done it all at once?”
“Maybe. Doing it this way makes it nigh impossible for me to have overshot the target end date.”
“Sensible. I have a request.”
I don’t think I rolled my eyes.
“I’d like to experience what she doing for the normal one hour duration, if you don’t mind.”
“I would have been surprised if you weren’t curious.”
“I’m sure afterward I will only be more perplexed as to what she finds so fascinating about being a statue.”
“Where would you like to do it?”
“Can I stand behind her in the living room? Or will that affect her timer?”
“No, it won’t affect her at all. You just can’t be touching her.”
We went into the living room and Ellen stood half a room away from her daughter. For some reason, I suspected that she didn’t want Marie to know what was happening. So when she looked like she was posed how she wanted to stand, I tilted my head in question. Ellen nodded. And I zapped her. I took a few pics of Ellen and then of Marie.
“Marie? I’m leaving. Have fun.”
I locked the door behind me as I left. I walked over the lawn and took a few more pics of Marie through the window.
Marie spent the next eleven days as a statue looking out the window. Ellen enjoyed seeing the pics of herself. But her prediction came true. Being petrified wasn’t anything she ever needed to experience again. Marie’s first duration was probably a little less than seven full days. No big deal. Each time I visited, Ellen and I would chat for an hour or two. One evening she insisted I stay for dinner.
When I arrived on the twenty-ninth, Marie was already out of the window. Ellen hugged me as soon as she opened the door. The living room furniture was already back where it belonged. Marie came downstairs and said, “I was going to go pick you up.”
“I’ve gotten use to walking to your house.”
Marie gave me a ride to Dr. Hauser’s office. I was there to make an animal statue. I had done two animal statues since Duke and while it wasn’t emotionally easy, it didn’t destroy me like Duke had. I think knowing I could reverse it if I absolutely had too mitigated the darkness of the moment.
We walked in the back door and waited in his office. When Douglas returned, he smiled. “Medusa, so nice to see you again. Betty said to say hello.”
“Thanks. Say hello back for me. This is my friend Marie.”
After exchanging pleasantries, Douglas got serious. “Are you ready to meet Catmando?”
“Is that really the cat’s name?” Marie said.
“Unfortunately. Crazy pet names is one of the hazards of being a veterinarian.”
We went into another room. It was basically a supply room with an infrequently used examination table. An older tabby was resting in a pet carrier on the table. As soon as we entered the cat stood up and hissed at us. “He’s a little feisty. Let me take him from the carrier so he can get to know you.”
The cat would calm down for the doctor, but as soon as he put the cat down it would scamper away from Medusa. “I suspect he knows I’m a better predator than he is.”
“It would appear that way.”
“Can I hold him?” Marie said.
Douglas shrugged and passed the cat to her. He sat in her arms calmly.
“Zap us both. If I’m not touching the cat, you can separate us and do what you need to do,” Marie said.
Douglas took the cat back and handed Marie exam gloves.
“You don’t have to do this.”
“Em, you know I love to get stoned.”
“What?” Douglas said.
“She means petrified, not high.” I said. “Everyone thinks saying I get them stoned makes them a comedian.”
A few minutes later, Marie and the cat were statues. It took some effort to make sure the cat wasn’t being squeezed before I zapped them. I took the cat from Marie’s hands and put it on the exam table. Once I was sure the pose was fine, I drained the poor cat dry. As usual it tasted so good, but a bit off. When I was done, I took the cat to Douglas’ office.
“So quick?”
“Sadly, it doesn’t really take any time.”
“I guess you’re going to be here for another hour.”
“Need any help with the other animals.”
“No, I had a surprise for you but she’s running late.”
“She?”
“Gillian O’Malley will be here in a few minutes. She was hoping to see the cat before and after. But I didn’t see any reason to make you wait.”
“She really wants me to make an exhibit?”
“Well, yes. She was hoping you could zap her, today. She seems a bit like your friend.”
“You didn’t enjoy being a statue?”
“Enjoy is a strong word. It’s not like it was a bucket list item for me to cross off. I’m guessing Marie has been a statue more than once.”
“More than I can count.”
The phone on his desk rang. The receptionist informed Dr. Hauser of an arriving appointment. “Duty calls. You can wait here or with your friend.”
“I’ll wait here.”
I heard the sound of the back door opening and a woman poked her head into the office. “Medusa. I’m glad I caught you,” Gillian O’Malley said.
“Do I call you Miss O’Malley?”
“Oh, please don’t. I’m Gillian to everyone I like. Oh, I missed the cat?”
“Sorry. Douglas didn’t tell me he was expecting you until after we did it,” I said. “Follow me. My friend wants to meet you.”
“Friend?” She said as we moved to the store room. “Oh, your friend held the cat I’m guessing.”
“Yes. She’ll be stuck for another thirty or forty minutes.”
“That gives me time to convince you to do a show at my gallery.”
I laughed. “I would love to do a show. I have a dozen pieces that I plan to make. But only about half of them have been fired.”
“That’s a lot more progress than I expected. At the prom I wasn’t sure you were enthusiastic about a show.”
“What kind of artist doesn’t want a show in a prestigious art gallery?”
“That’s kind of you to say about the gallery.”
“I’m curious though. Marie here would love to spend a week as a statue in an art gallery. Do you think we could make that happen?”
“Sans clothes, I hope. As it doesn’t appear that you turn fabrics to stone.”
“No, I don’t.” I took out my phone. “Here, look at this.”
“She’s naked in front of her living room window? When was this?”
“Actually she was there for eleven days. Just turned back to normal earlier today.”
She flipped between the various pictures I had of Marie, and Ellen, and Elliot for several minutes in silence. She looked embarrassed when she realized how long she’d been looking at the images. “I’m sorry. I’d be happy to have Marie spend any amount of time in my gallery. You need to get those other pieces finished.”
“She’s probably thrilled.”
“She’s aware?”
“Oh, yeah. People say it feels like only five minutes go by unless there’s something to pay attention to. For example, the two of us having a lengthy conversation in front of her. She’ll have been aware of the whole time we’ve spent talking in front of her.”
“How was she a statue for a week if it only lasts an hour?”
“Part of my trick.”
“Oh,” Gillian said. “And how the cat is a statue for good?”
“Same trick.”
“So, you could do that to a person?”
“Make a permanent statue? No, I wouldn’t. I couldn’t.”
“I didn’t say you would. But it’s possible?”
“Why are you asking?”
Douglas chose that moment to enter the room. “You made it.”
“I made it.” They air-kissed.
“Did you ask Medusa to petrify you?”
“I was getting to it when you interrupted.”
“You want to be a statue?”
“I studied ancient roman art in college. I love everything about statues. And given the chance, I’d love to be one.”
“Here?”
“Anywhere,” she said. “Do you mind Douglas? If I am petrified I require that a lot of pictures be taken.”
“I will photograph you if that’s what you want. And you can stand here in this room for an hour if you like.”
“Please?”
“If it’s what you want. Don’t stand near Marie.”
“I’ll see you in my office, Medusa,” Douglas said as he left.
Gillian put her bag down, took off her shoes, and jacket. “Do you mind if I take my clothes off?”
“The number of women who’ve disrobed in front of me is far greater than a younger me could ever have guessed.”
“That’s a story I’d love to hear someday.”
“Maybe. I’ll step out into the hallway. Call me when you’re ready.”
It didn’t take long for her to call me back in. She was standing in a classical statue pose. “How does this pose look?”
“Classic. Ready?”
“Any chance you can make it last two hours.”
“I’d rather not.”
“Okay, never mind. I’m ready.”
I zapped her. Once she was stone, I examined the flow of colors within her. I was saddened by what I saw.
“Douglas,” I said as I entered his office. “She’s ready.”
“I’ll take the pics after you and Marie leave.”
“Makes sense. Do you know?”
“Know what?”
“I’m no expert. But I’m guessing she has cancer.”
“Cancer?”
“The glands here and here.”
“The lymph nodes.”
“That’s the word. I should study anatomy.” I said. “I guess you didn’t know?”
“She never said anything about cancer to me.”
“She was asking me about my trick and she start drilling down on whether I could do to her what I did to the cat.”
“What?”
“The patterns in her statue were similar to that dog I did a few weeks ago that you said had cancer. I haven’t seen a lot of sick people or animals with my weird statue vision. Or many healthy people for that matter. But this was the exact same condition.”
“I thought she was interested in you for the art. And I still think that interest is genuine. But could she have been thinking about what you did to Duke? Doing it to her? I can’t tell you what to do. But that is… I’m going to call my lawyer and see if he would look out for your interests.”
“I don’t think I’m going to do anything.”
“Just in case. You should tell your parents what you told me.”
“Okay.”
Thanks for reading. Comments are always welcome.
“Medusa?” Jenny said as I stood outside her front door. “Why are you here?”
“Can I come in? I’d like to talk to you,” I said.
“Where are my manners? You can move into my room if you need to. Come in.” She lived in a larger than normal home in the wealthy part of town.
We sat down in a breakfast nook of the kitchen.
“To what do I owe the honor of my savior visiting me.”
“Please don’t refer to me as any kind of savior.”
“I owe you my life. I’m sorry. I suppose savior is a bit creepy. How’s Ross?”
“Ross is great. He just dropped me off.”
“He could have come in.”
“I wanted to talk to you alone.”
“Oh. Is it going to be unpleasant? Can we get the unpleasant part out of the way?”
“That’s up to you,” I said. “I wanted to ask you about when... when your head came off, what do you really remember about it?”
“I’ve kind of tried to block that out,” she said after a moment’s pause. “I died.”
“How do you know that?”
“You probably don’t know. You should ask Elliot or Marie about being a statue. When you’re a statue, there’s a vibe to it. I wasn’t a whole statue long but I felt a vibe to it. I could kind of understand why Marie loves it so much. It’s chill. The second my body hit the floor, that vibe disappeared. I felt cold, empty. The world became distant. The sound of you screaming and Tommy flipping out, I was vaguely aware of it. Being made of stone feeling lighthearted disappeared. It was dull. Final. I was gone. I felt like my life was spilling out me, perhaps how it would feel for your blood to gush out of you. I don’t know. Why?” I didn’t reply and she said something quietly, “Is it about the animal statues?”
“You know about that?”
“Butterbuttons the cat belonged to my aunt. I’ve seen the statue a few times. Never again. I can’t go back into the room where she has it on display.”
“I’m so…”
“Don’t be sorry. Her precious Bee Bee Cat was so old. My aunt is so proud that she was able to do this to the cat. Did you really make all that money?”
“It all gets donated to an animal shelter as charity. I don’t see a dime from doing that. Neither does Dr. Hauser. I couldn’t.”
“I have to ask again. Why?”
“I have a strong suspicion that someone’s going to ask me to do it to them.”
“To a person?”
“Yeah.”
“And you want to tell them the experience isn’t as pleasant as your normal ability?”
“Exactly. Anything to discourage the idea.”
“This person must be really sick if they would put you in this spot.”
“Or they don’t know what they are asking me.”
“Oh. Probably not. I don’t know what to tell you.”
“You already helped. I’m sorry I brought up what happened that day.”
“It’s no big deal.”
I wasn’t sure what she meant by that. And she ended up filling the awkward silence.
“I relive it in my dreams every night,” Jenny said. “No, no. No sorries. I’m working on it with my therapist. It’s better to relive it every night than to not live at all.” After a moment she said, “Can I get you a beverage?”
I asked for a soda. When she returned to the table she had the biggest smile on her face. “Guess who I’m dating.”
“Who?”
“Pete.”
“My friend Pete?”
“Yes. He was actually a very good dancer. And he had me laughing the whole time I spent with him.” She spoke for almost an hour about a guy I thought I knew but apparently Pete was much deeper than I ever knew.
Way to go, Pete.
“You’re giving me everything I want?” I said.
“Sure. Why not?”
“Because artists don’t get this kind of break usually.”
Gillian O’Malley and I were in her office at the back of her gallery. She had invited me in to look around and get a feel for the space. She hoped it would help inspire me to finish the clay statues so she could sell them. Though it was an office, it had a nook with comfortable chairs and a sofa. She was on the sofa and I was in one of the chairs.
“If that makes you one of the lucky ones, so be it. You’ll get to show off your clay sculptures, which I’m still not sure how to price. I don’t want to make them too expensive. But I want to be sure you get a good profit out of them. And your friend gets to be a statue any time she wants. I’ll set up a little display like it’s performance art and sometimes the performer is unavailable. Any time you want to set her up, you just let my assistant know and they’ll be sure the gallery is available to the two of you.”
“Why are you really doing this?”
“I understand this is unusual and you’re right to wonder at my motives. I just want you to be happy.”
“How long do you have?”
“Have?”
“You have some kind of cancer, I think. How long do you have?”
“A few months. How did you know?”
“I won’t do it.”
“I haven’t even asked.” In hindsight, I wish I had noticed how crestfallen she had appeared when she said this.
“No, you’re buttering me up first.”
“Is that what you see?”
“Is it an invalid assumption?”
She was going to defend herself but stopped. “No, I suppose it isn’t. I’m so… I suppose apologizing sounds like part of some kind of pitch if you already think this is a pitch. Okay. I give up. I won’t ask.”
“And no show, no performance art gallery.”
“Oh, no, none of that changes. In fact, since you know I’m dying, I’ll also tell you about my will. Part of the charter of the gallery and trust I’m setting up to run it will require that you can use the gallery any time you want.”
“Why?”
“I like you. More importantly, I wanted someone who would care about me and remember me to look after the statue I was hoping to leave behind. I never had children. And my brother’s kids are completely uncultured. I can’t leave them a gallery. The trust already has provisions that allow you to decide your role in the gallery. You can be as hand-on or off as you’d like. Originally I was going to just set up a trust for some scholarships, still am. But knowing I can leave the gallery to a local artist makes it even better.”
“We haven’t spent much time together. I’m only seventeen. Do I want to run an art gallery for the rest of my life? Will I still be sculpting when I get married? It’s all so sudden.”
“So is stage four cancer when you don’t catch it sooner.” She was looking at me funny and I wasn’t sure why until her head drooped and she started to weep. “I’m so sorry. You’re just a kid. I shouldn’t be dumping stuff like this on you. As I said, you can use the gallery like it was your own. My assistant will contact you in a few days with details. You don’t have work with me. I should never have even considered it.” She got up and poked her head out of the room. “Arturo?”
“You don’t…”
“Yes, Ma’am?” Arturo said. He was a man in his twenties, her assistant.
“Arturo, this is Medusa. I’ve already told you about her. I’m leaving for the day. Help her out with anything she needs before she leaves.”
“Of course, Ma’am.”
“It was good to see you again, Medusa. I’m sorry I tried to dump my burden on you.”
I was so overwhelmed I forgot Arturo was there.
“Do you really turn people to stone?” Arturo asked.
“Yes. Lasts about an hour normally.”
“Forgive my being forward about this. Gillian is an amazing woman. When she told me about you and what she hoped to have you do, I thought you had warped her perceptions somehow in order to steal the gallery. But, I was eavesdropping just now. You had no idea. I’m sorry I thought the worst of you without even knowing you.”
“You didn’t have to tell me any this.”
“No. I didn’t. But I think I should. I also think I should ask you to do what she said she would not ask. She told you she has months but as I understand it, she only has a few weeks. She stopped chemo a few months ago when she wasn’t responding to it. She only has hair now because she’s good friends with someone who has a hair growth trick.”
“I’ve decided I want to help her. But I believe euthanasia is illegal. I’m not willing to go to jail to help her. What should I do?”
Five minutes into my telling the tale, Dr. Parker stopped me and invited Dr. Lewis and Dr. Adelaide into his office. Five minutes later, they stopped me again and asked if they could schedule a meeting with a few more people. Daddy came in and asked who those other people would be.
“We know a few politicians and judges,” Dr. Parker said. “Whether or not Medusa decides to assist Miss O’Malley, we think a legal decision should be reached about the concept in general.”
A few weeks later, we were in a meeting room at town hall with the mayor, the city council, several state level politicians, a circuit court judge, Gillian, her physicians, her lawyers, the doctors from the clinic, the clinic’s lawyers, my parents, my lawyer, me, various town hall staffers, and several people I still don’t know what their affiliations were.
Before the meeting, I met with my lawyer, Lionel Barber, alone for the first time. He asked me one question and I answered him: was I willing to kill someone? We then discussed how I would proceed if I were asked.
I thought the graduation ceremony was boring. It was a Mardi Gras event compared to this. That was until the lawyer from the clinic stood up.
“While it may be unusual for doctors from the Spiral Clinic to provide medical treatment for someone, such as Miss O’Malley, who is not twisted, we believe we have a solution to the problem that will work for everyone represented here.”
“I’m all ears,” the mayor said. He had not been happy to be blindsided by a case for or against euthanasia in an election year.
“It has been medically proven that the trick possessed by Miss Medusa Harrison is a Darrington Field phenomenon that induces a suspended-animation-like state in living beings. It has been medically proven that this state is reversible. It is therefore, the recommendation of Dr. Lewis and Dr. Adelaide of the Spiral Clinic that Miss O’Malley could be placed into this suspended-animation state for medical purposes. At the moment, only Miss Harrison is capable of doing this. And she would only do this under the supervision of our medically trained staff. We would be able to study this phenomenon and perhaps someday reproduce it without the assistance of Miss Harrison.”
A murmur rose among those in attendance. Gillian looked to be on the verge of tears. After a few more hours of back and forth, the judge was willing to sign a court order permitting the use of this suspended-animation technique on Gillian. The state senator was going to attempt to make a state law endorsing the technique. That would take more time than Gillian had left.
As the meeting was about to adjourn, my lawyer, who hadn’t said anything during the meeting stood up. “If I may, Lionel Barber, counsel for Medusa Harrison,” he said. “This is a wonderful outcome for people who believe euthanasia is a human right. There is just one thing that hasn’t been addressed here. No one has asked my client if she is willing to kill someone.”
“That’s rather blunt,” someone said.
“Dead is dead. Murder is illegal. There are circumstances were killing is condoned. But, no one is forced to kill. All of this is for naught if my client is unwilling to do it. And no one has asked her. What happens a year from now when someone goes to the Clinic and asks to receive this wondrous new ‘medical procedure’? What happens when someone behind a court bench orders the ‘medical procedure’ to be performed under penalty of contempt changes?”
“No one would ever do…”
Lionel slammed his fist on the table. “Never say the words, ‘No one would ever do something to your client.’ There is always someone who is willing to do what we think is unthinkable. What protections does this minor, this minor child have that she will never be conscripted to euthanize someone against her will?”
I had never thought of that. I had thought I had nothing to fear in this meeting and now I was scared to death. My hairsnakes were getting angry. Whatever Mom and Daddy were paying this guy, it wasn’t enough.
Lionel sat down as the room erupted in a cacophony of everyone speaking at once. The mayor eventually reestablished order and immediately threw the ball into the judge’s lap.
“Mr. Barber brings up an important legal point that is further complicated by the fact that Miss Harrison is not a medical practitioner. Since I was going to sign this court order, it behooves me to ask you, young lady, are you willing to use your trick in the manner presented by Doctors Lewis and Adelaide for the experimental treatment of Miss O’Malley’s stage four lymphoma?”
I looked at Mr. Barber and he nodded.
“No,” I said. Before everyone started speaking at once again. I held my palm out to keep them quiet. “There is another choice. In some ways, it is more burdensome for me. In other ways, it is not. The suspended animation state that is at the heart of this discussion does not have to be permanent. As long as I have access to the statue, I can renew the effect of my trick prolonging the duration. A friend of mine spent eleven days as a statue at the beginning of the summer. I only had to be present to maintain her suspended animation three times in that eleven day span. Ultimately, I believe Miss O’Malley would prefer to spend her time as a statue in her own gallery than locked away in the Spiral Clinic under the fiction that she is undergoing a medical treatment.
“My only regret is that I didn’t offer this solution to her before things reached the point of involving all of you. But I’m glad to know where I stand in terms of the law.”
“I accept,” Gillian said.
“We’ll talk later.”
I stopped paying attention at that point. Mom took my hand and held it. Eventually we were standing in the hallway outside of the meeting room.
Gillian approached me. “I’m going to make a few changes to the trust. Nothing will change for you. It will just become a living trust instead of an estate trust. I’d also like to speak to you and your parents and our attorney’s about forming a legal partnership in order to make you co-owner of the gallery for the time when I’m... indisposed.”
“I suppose that’s a good idea,” I told her. “I have good news. I have a dozen pieces ready for you to put on sale.”
“That’s wonderful. Bring them by tomorrow and we’ll get that started as well. Though, you may end up selling them yourself.”
Fallout from the big meeting was limited. Somehow both sides of the euthanasia issue had reason to like or dislike me. Thankfully, it wasn’t a topic embraced by many high school students.
My senior year of high school was set to start a few weeks after the meeting. A week before that, I met with Gillian and our lawyers at the gallery. Mom and Daddy were there. The paperwork was completed and the limited liability corporation we were the officers of now owned the gallery. Gillian’s role in the company was as a silent partner.
Her time was nearly up. She threw a going away party at the gallery that evening. A few of her friends arrived and she said goodbye to them all privately and individually. When she was ready, the two of us slipped away from the party to go into a back room. She said to me, “Thank you for this.”
“No need to thank me. You’ve done so much more for me.”
“The fact that I will know what you do with my gifts to you is a far greater gift that you give to me. Even if I’m just a block of stone, as long as you live, I will go on. It is more than I could ever ask for. Let’s do this before I cry.”
“Okay.”
She disrobed and stood on the plinth she originally commissioned to be her final resting place. Now, it was going to be the display stand from which she will watch the world go by. Standing in a classic Roman statue pose, she recited her final words. The same words were already carved into the plinth: “May Euryale keep me from Hades’ grasp.”
I was glad she had chosen Euryale over Medusa for the not-an-epitaph. I flashed her to stone. The swirls in her body were awful. I took several sips. Even close to death it was still ambrosia. I pulled a sheet over her and called Arturo in to use the hand truck to move her back into the main room of the gallery.
The room was packed. The number of people had tripled or more in the time since I had left the room to turned her into a statue. I found out later Arturo had been keeping the pre-reveal party private. Once she and I had left, he had allowed others to enter the gallery. The guests fell silent as the covered statue was moved into place. Arturo picked up the edge of the sheet and announced, “Ladies and Gentlemen, Gillian O’Malley’s final commissioned work of art.” He flipped the sheet off the statue.
The room remained silent for a few heartbeats until someone shouted, “Long live our art maven, Gillian O’Malley.” Applause broke out along with other shouts of long life. Several people turned to me to compliment me on how regal she looked. I just smiled and nodded at whatever anyone said.
“My girlfriend is a real work of art.”
“Elliot, that’s the third time you’ve said that,” I said.
The gallery had closed for a few weeks after Gillian’s statue reveal party. We rebranded it as The Gillian O’Malley Gallery. We were having a small opening party on the eve of reopening the next day.
“Sixth or seventh time. You missed at least half the times I said it,” he said. “In all our testing, I rarely had the chance to really look at the statue of Marie.”
“She is very beautiful. And she looks great standing next to Gillian. It’s too bad she wants to spend time with you on weekends.”
“Not so loud. It’s bad enough she spends every weekday here while we’re in school. I only get to talk to her on weekends.”
“You could talk to her right now.”
“Ha ha.”
Ross tapped me on the shoulder and when I turned around he kissed me. One of my snakes left its eyes open and watched Elliot trying to figure out how to occupy himself as he waited for the kiss to end. When it did, Ross said, “Elliot, your girlfriend is a real work of art.”
“Not you, too,” I said with a pout.
They high fived.
“I still can’t get over the idea that this is your art gallery,” Ross said.
“I barely believe it myself,” I said. “And look at the room I have for more statues.”
“More statues?”
“I’d be a lousy gorgon if I didn’t collect statues. It’s supposed to be a garden in a remote mountain location, isn’t it? I have time. I can work my way up to that.”
At that moment Dr. Parker from the Clinic approached the three of us. “It’s good that you can joke about that.” Dr. Adelaide was with him.
“I think I finally like who I am.”
“Is that a new feeling?”
“Aren’t you off the clock?”
“I can practice psychiatry in my spare time.”
I giggled. “Yes, it’s a new feeling. As Gordon, I was the ugly misfit.”
“You weren’t ugly,” Elliot said.
“Say that as much as you like. My face was ugly and I felt ugly inside no matter how many people told me not to.”
“You aren’t a misfit now?” Ross said.
“Will you be disappointed if I am or if I’m not?”
“Figure it out.”
“I’m still a misfit. But I’m a misfit who owns an art gallery. I’m a thriving member of society. I make art. I’m not just a pretty face. It took a while to get comfortable in this skin. But now that I am, I like who I am.”
“That’s wonderful to hear,” Dr. Parker said. “I was going to suggest at our next session that it be our last. But, you can cancel that session if you like.”
“I’ll miss our talks.”
“No, you won’t. I use to visit Gillian’s gallery at least twice a month. Now, it’s your gallery I’ll visit.”
“And how are you?” I asked Dr. Adelaide.
“I’m, like, just here with Francis.”
“Francis?”
“Like, duh, Francis Parker. My husband.” She kissed Francis and he kissed her back. For some reason I thought he’d be against public displays of affection.
“I had no idea.”
“Get a room,” a voice said. Tara Parker joined us. “I thought you said you’d just be a minute.”
“You know my daughter, Tara.”
“I never noticed you had the same last name.”
“It’s not like any of us were friends with Tara,” Elliot said.
“Is there something I don’t know?” Francis said.
“I believe Tara was, like, dating the young man who, like, assaulted Gordon and Medusa multiple times.”
“I dumped him before she twisted.”
“You dumped him the day I twisted,” I said. “I suppose I should thank you.”
“Thank her?” Ross said.
“If I hadn’t had such a radical twist, or worse, if I had become Gordon 2.0, I wouldn’t have all of this today, I wouldn’t have Ross, and Ryan would probably still be picking on me.”
Ross put his arm around my waist and held me.
“I still don’t know if I want to be thanked for all the other stuff Ryan probably did to you because I dumped him,” Tara said.
“No worries. You’re always welcome here.”
“Not that I don’t appreciate that,” she said to me before turning to look at her father. “Are we ready to go?” She looked at her mother and added, “Oh, I suppose not.”
“You did interrupt prematurely.”
“Talk like a normal person.”
“What did she interrupt?”
“I was, like, hoping you might, like, squeeze me in here between your two statues. I’m hoping a few days, like, as a block of stone will, like, help me figure out the morphic transformation so I can, like, do it to myself properly.”
“Is that really the reason?” Elliot asked. “Or do you just want to be a statue? It’s not as rare a desire as you might think.”
“There’s some literature on the subject I could send you links to,” Francis said.
“No, thanks, Dear,” she said. “So? Can I?”
“Sure. I was just talking about gathering a statue garden when you arrived.”
I didn’t mention it before. I had decided to write this memoir before I turned 40 in a few months. Being able to look back at this time in my life with the perspective of being my age now is a gift. Let me catch you up on where I am and where my friends from this time period are today.
I still run the gallery. More on that later.
Ross and I had a falling out my sophomore year of college. We didn’t speak to one another for eight years after that happened. I could probably write another book about all that. We will celebrate our tenth wedding anniversary around the time this memoir should be released. The years we were apart were very important for me. I had other relationships that showed me I had been a fool for allowing us to break up. On occasion, Elliot continues to chastise me not making up with Ross sooner.
Mom and Daddy are still living in town. They’re both retired. Mom likes to help out at the gallery. She’s still a whirlwind with no signs of slowing down. Daddy has settled into the role of grandfather rather well.
My son’s name is Everet. It sounds like Elliot without actually being Elliot. He’s four years old. He looks like a clone of his father at that age from the photos I’ve seen. All through my pregnancy I was worried what would have if I were holding my baby and he grabbed at my hairsnakes. I needn’t have worried. My hairsnakes are more smitten with Everet than even I am, I think.
I haven’t told Ross, yet. But by the time this book is released, we’ll have a second child. I hope it’s a girl. Who am I kidding? Ross will probably figure out I’m pregnant before I tell him. (He did.)
Thomas Radner is a respected member of the community. He’s a lawyer known for his pro bono work. He runs a youth group out of his church. And any time I have a showing of up and coming artists, he’s there to purchase at least a couple of the pieces. I have no idea where he stores them all. We aren’t friends. But we can talk to one another. I don’t know where he met his wife but she seems like a nice person. When he introduced us, she gave me a hug and thanked me for the impact I’d had on Thomas. I didn’t ask for a further explanation.
I don’t know where Jenny Wu lives. But I’ve heard she is doing well.
I keep in touch with Stacy, Melody, and Tess. We have a chat group that we started in high school. They asked me not to get into their private lives so I won’t.
It turns out Elliot and I are separable physically. We live on opposite coasts now. We make it a point to talk on the phone for a couple hours each week. That happened shortly after we graduated from college and I still miss not seeing him every day. He’s married to Kelsey, a woman he met in college. They have the most lovely daughter, Oriole.
The Hausers, Douglas and Betty, use to visit the gallery infrequently. Douglas died a few years ago. In his will, he donated the statue of Duke to the gallery. I placed him by the front door. Everet pets him every time he sees the statue. Betty moved away from town shortly after Douglas died. I think Mom still talks to her occasionally.
I’m still an artist. I still own the gallery. Even though it’s named after her, there are fewer people who even know the statue of Gillian is Gillian.
Hers isn’t the only statue there. There are a handful of people I’ve met over the years who love to be petrified. One of them was so pleading that he pays me to be a statue for a month at a time at least twice a year. Other people found out and I have a handful of people who spend time in a special room in the gallery that I had decorated to look like a garden: a statue garden. When Ross first saw the garden, around the time we made up with one another, he couldn’t stop laughing.
The number of petrifications and the frequency with which I prolong them has meant I no longer need to find a source for my unusual feeding. It’s been a long time since I slithered into the forest to create a menagerie of small animal statues.
Gillian O’Malley’s statue stands in the gallery to this day. I moved her into the statue garden where she is the centerpiece. The other statues have positions around the perimeter of the room.
I’ve even had a wedding there, once. The bride and groom spend a week as a statue between the being told they can kiss and being pronounced husband and wife. Every year on their anniversary, they have me zap them for the whole day. It’s on my calendar. I look forward to it each year.
I get to see Marie Applebottom most days. She is a semi-permanent fixture at the garden. She went to college with Elliot for a year before they broke up. After I graduated, she showed up at the gallery. I hadn’t seen her in four years. She asked if she could spend a few months as a statue. At the time I didn’t think the request from her was unusual. When her time was up she left and came back a few months later and asked again.
It took three years for her to tell me she had dropped out of college, that she still loved Elliot, and that she didn’t want to do anything but be a statue forever. She spends all but a week of the year as a statue. She owns a couple properties around town that she rents out. I suspect she’s very wealthy. When she found out people pay to be statues in the gallery, she gave me a million dollars for cover the next twenty years as a statue. The gallery will never go bankrupt because of that.
The one week of the year she spends as a person she meets with her lawyers and business partners to ensure things are running smoothly. And then it’s back into my garden for another year.
She also stands in the center of the statue garden with Gillian. She always poses in a manner that it looks like she and Gillian are supposed to be paired together. Everet calls her Statue Marie whether or not she’s a statue.
Even I spend time as a statue in the gallery. During a heated sexual encounter I accidentally zapped Ross. I felt bad about it and joined him by pushing some life force back into him. I overdid it and he ended up no longer being a statue and I was stuck for a couple hours. He joked I could spend time in the garden. It was near Halloween. I spend a few days before Halloween in the garden snaked around the room. People loved it. It’s a tradition now for me to spend a few days – last year it was almost a week – in my snake form as a statue in the garden. People take pictures and we charge admission. A few other “monstrous” twisted have joined me for the Halloween exhibit. We donate most of the proceeds from that to charities decided on by my fellow “monsters”. Everet loves Statue Mommy.
He also loves Snake Mommy. I’ve spent a lot of time the last couple years in my snake form. He likes it when I coil around him and then he climbs out of the pit he’s in. It’s fun now but I hope he outgrows it soon. He’s starting to get too heavy to be stepping on my tail.
And that’s about it. I’m sure there will be folks who tell me later I should have included something about this or that. But, that’s what going on late night television is for, assuming the book is popular enough. None of that matters. I love Ross and Everet and many other people. I love and I’m loved. When I was sixteen, I never thought I’d be able to say that twenty years later.
Author's Note: There is sex in this story. Some of it is explicitly described. I've seen folks post in the comments of other stories they were surprised or unhappy with this. Be forewarned.
Bodyswap stories have the difficulty that pronouns could refer to the body or the mind in the body. I generally do the latter, the pronoun referring to the mind of person acting or speaking. But not always. Please accept the fact that there might be some confusion on the reader's part for a few sentences when swaps happen. I promise it can be figured out and the confusion is usually there for one of two reasons: 1) the character is confused, so letting the reader be confused seems appropriate, or 2) it would be really ugly to write "He saw the body he usually wore..." or similar constructions with a lot of frequency.
Anyway, if you don't think you can deal with a little confusion, don't say I didn't warn you should you continue reading.
The woman saw her friends sitting at a booth at the bar. She got a beer from the bar and joined them in the booth.
“Sylvia?” Robert said. “Is Eric parking the car? You don’t usually come to these boy’s nights out.”
Sylvia took a long drink from her beer. “It’s a long story.”
“You drink beer?” Said Timmy. “I’ve never seen you drink anything but wine or a margarita.”
She took another drink. “The short story is I’m Eric.”
“Eric isn’t that good looking, Syl.”
“Haha. Sylvia, Eric at the moment, got her hands on some magic thing that swaps people’s minds.”
“Where did she get such a thing?”
“There’s this place called the Magic Shoppe downtown.”
“I’ve seen that place,” Robert said.
“Yeah, didn’t Tony’s wife go there for her Genie costume last Halloween?”
“Oh, right. That was how she was able to appear as smoke from a genie bottle.
Sylvia took another drink. “Be that as it may, I’ve been in her body and she’s been in mine every weekend ever since.”
“You better ease up. Sylvia’s body probably can’t handle more than one of those beers.”
“I know.” She said, finishing off her beer. “I don’t mind indulging her. Being a woman has a few perks. I didn’t pay for this beer, for example.”
“Is that why that guy at the bar hasn’t taken his eyes off you?”
“Probably,” she said without looking over at the bar. “I told him I was meeting friends. He and his buddy probably assumed my friends were other women.”
“Not unless Sylvia, or Eric, gets our wives to convince us to do what you did.”
“At least, we know who wears the pants in Eric’s marriage.”
“The other advantage is sex. Eric doesn’t always get me off when we fuck. The first time we had sex swapped, he was totally shocked that he couldn’t last as long as it took to get me off. He apologized for like three days about ever giving me shit for finishing first on her.
“When I do orgasm, it is ten times better than when I do as Eric. No contest. I don’t know if that’s all women, or just my nympho wife.”
“You’re saying Sylvia could easily be a slut and you’re her now.”
“I saying she has infinite restraint that I don’t possess. And right now I’m buzzed and you two look delicious.”
“Wait, you want us to fuck your wife?”
“I want you two to fuck me.”
“While you’re wearing your wife’s body?”
“I suppose that is also true.”
“Wait, you want both of us to fuck you? Who goes first?”
“Simultaneously.”
Robert jabbed a fist into Timmy’s arm. “Ha, he almost got us.”
“Um… yeah.”
“This was a test to see if we would dishonor his wife.”
“Of course, a test. And we passed.”
“Yes.”
“Oh, my fucking god,” she said standing up, a slight sway to her step. She poked Richard in the sternum. “I want your dick in my mouth.” The finger that had poked him in the chest was now inches from her mouth. With her other hand, she pointed at Tim, “And your dick in my pussy.” That hand swung down to her skirt and then she crossed arms to point the men. “And then after we all cum, you two swap and we do it again. Now, let’s go. Sylvia, I mean, Eric won’t be home until tomorrow afternoon.”
The two men shrugged and the three of them left the bar earlier than normal.
* * *
“I can’t believe you both fucked me.” The three of them lay in bed together in Sylvia’s and Eric’s apartment. Sylvia was spooned up against Richard, his cock limp against the small of her back. Tim was facing her, his index finger tracing a circle around one of her erect nipples. She wiped something wet off the corner of her mouth and sucked it off her finger.
“No.” Robert wagged a finger in the air.
“No, no,” Tim said.
“You don’t get to say that,” Robert said.
“I was drunk.”
“You were not.”
“You were barely buzzed.”
“This could be considered gaslighting.”
“Except we asked you a dozen times between the bar and the bed if your were sure.” Robert took out his phone and played a video. The two men can be clearly seen asking if the woman in the video consents, clearly reminding her that she’s in her wife’s body, warning her that if her wife finds out she’ll kill her, etc. The video goes on for ten minutes repeating the questions over time.
Timmy took out his phone and recorded Sylvia watching Robert’s video
“Okay, I consented.”
“You instigated.”
“That, too,” Sylvia said. “Ready to go again?”
Timmy tapped record on his phone. “Are you sure you want to have sex with Robert and Timmy even after having watched yourself consent to sex in the prior evening?”
“Yes.”
“Are you sure you want to have sex with Robert?”
“Are you sure you want to …?”
* * *
“Thanks for fucking me a third and fourth time.”
“You are a good lay. Never thought I’d tell you that Eric.”
“I married Sylvia for a reason.”
“Where was she tonight and this morning?”
“Eric is with Sylvia’s best friend doing what we’ve done here.”
“Elaine?” Timmy said.
“Yes. I can’t wait to ask her about it.”
“You aren’t telling her about this, right?”
“I probably will.”
“What?”
“Look. She’s going to know we fucked. When I went out she said, ‘Don’t do anyone I wouldn’t do.’ Now, I don’t think she would fuck you two. But I don’t want to tell her I fucked a random guy. She’d have a lot of questions. She knows you two. No questions needed.”
“You hope.”
Timmy looked at his phone. “I gotta go. I promised Laura we’d do some gardening after going to the garden store.”
Sylvia sat up and pulled Timmy into a kiss. “Thanks for being a good friend.”
“I have no idea how I’m going to look Eric in the eye after this.”
“I could show up to our weekly bar nights like this from now on.”
“Please don’t.” He left.
“You have to leave, Richard?”
“Actually I was hoping Timmy would leave so I could solve a personal issue.”
“Oh?”
“I take a lot of pride in my bedroom etiquette. I can’t sixty-eight in good conscience.”
“Sixty-eight?”
“You do me and I’ll owe you one.” He said, his hand slid down her stomach and his finger slipped into the folds of her labia.
“You want to eat me out?”
“Yes.”
“What are you waiting for?”
“The slut has to open her legs first.”
“Are you calling me a slut?” she said as she did as he told her to do.
“You are a slut,” he said, moving to get between her legs.
“I am a slut. What are you going to do to your naughty slut?”
“I’m going to prove just how slutty she is.”
“Oh god, how did? Oh!!”
After fifteen minutes, he had brought her to the edge of coming and stopped. The second time she said, “Aren’t you going to finish me? This slut needs to come.”
“Not like this.” He got off the bed and pulled a straight-backed chair over. He sat down. “Lay over my lap.”
“Oh, god, yes, punish this slut.”
“Shut up and get over here. I haven’t got all day.”
“Yes, sir,” she said. She lay over his lap. A small shutter ran down her body.
“Did you just orgasm in anticipation?”
“Not a big one.”
He put his finger into her vagina. “I swear you are wetter now than when I was licking you.”
“I’m a naughty slut.”
A crack of the air resounded through the room as his hand slapped her ass cheek.
“I’m a naughty slut,” she said again.
He responded with another firm slap on her other ass cheek. “Keep saying that until I command you to stop.
“I’m your naughty slut.”
“I’m your naughty slut.”
“I’m your naughty slut.”
Each time she repeated the phrase, he delivered a slap to her ass.
“I’m… fuck… fu-u-uck!” The orgasm she experienced lasted for a good moment. Robert slapped her ass twice during it, prolonging the ecstasy.
She panted for several moments afterward. His hand rubbed against the tender skin of her ass giving her a mixture of painful and pleasure-filled sensations. “This slut doesn’t deserve such relief.”
“No, she doesn’t. Do you have handcuffs?”
“The dresser, bottom right drawer. What do you have in mind?”
He grabbed her by the shoulders and stood her up. She wobbled on weak knees, her body was a rag doll in his hands. He stood and planted her on the chair. Pain flared in her mind as her red ass slammed down onto the hard wooden surface.
When she opened her eyes after wincing from the pain, Robert was holding a few items he’d found in the fun-times drawer. He was looking at her. “Don’t squirm on the seat. You’ll get used to it faster.”
“Yes, sir. What are you going to do to your slut?”
He came back to the chair. He put her shoulders flat against the back of the chair and locked her arms behind her. He put leg cuffs on her ankles and locked them in place tucked under the chair. He went back to the drawer.
She could not lift herself up leaving her raw ass firmly situated on the chair. “If you care at all for your slut, you’ll grab the vibrator too.”
“I was planning to include that.” He tossed a couple things on the bed before putting the vibrator between her legs. He lifted her slightly so the round head of the ball vibrator was pinned against her pussy. He turned it on low.
“Oh god.”
“Does Eric do this to his slut?”
“Eric’s never spanked me.”
“Will he?”
“Depends on what you do next.”
Robert straddled the chair. His erection was in her face. “I’ll stop if you say Red Rum.”
“That’s not disconcerting,” Sylvia laughed. “If I blow you, won’t you owe me one, again?”
“That would be true. But you aren’t blowing me?” He grabbed her by the hair and shoved his cock in her mouth. “I’m fucking you slut face.”
The assault on her throat was harsh. He let her up for air frequently at first until he pressed her face against his crotch. “Do sluts breathe?” When he pulled her off he didn’t immediately push back into her until he made eye contact with her. She winked. He mouthed the word, “Okay,” and continued fucking her face.
“Deep breath,” he said as he pulled her off again. After he heard her inhale, he pushed her flat against his crotch and said, “Don’t let a drop escape your lips.” His body shuttered and warm cum filled the back of her throat. More than one release filled her mouth. After a moment he pulled out of her throat but remained in her mouth. She audibly was breathing through her nose. “Show it to me.”
He pulled out and she opened her mouth to show it was full of his cum. He reached down and turned the vibrator up a couple notches.
“Swallow?” She managed to say without any dripping out of her mouth.
“One sec.” Richard put his phone in her face and took a photo. “Okay.”
She swallowed. “Yummy.” Richard was showing her the photo. “Oh god, look at all that snot. That was fucking incredible. Send me that photo.”
Richard grabbed some tissues and wiped Sylvia’s face clean.
“The keys are…”
“I don’t need to know that.” He pushed a ball gag into her mouth. “I’ve got to go. I bet Eric will love finding you like this.”
She squirmed in the chair.
After he got dressed, he noticed Sylvia’s head was lolling to the side a bit. He put his hand on her chin and tilted her head so she was looking at him. “I’ve changed my mind. You aren’t a slut. You’re a whore.” He waved several bills of money in her face before dropping them on the bed. He left the room without another word.
* * *
“I don’t know if I should laugh or be concerned,” Eric said as he found Sylvia still tied up in the bedroom. He removed the gag first and rushed out of the room, returning with a bottle of water.
“Where’d you go? Oh, water. Thank god.” Sylvia drank from the bottle greedily.
“I see you had a good time.” Eric removed the vibrator and turned it off.
“Look at your ass.”
“It’s not my ass at the… They spanked you?”
“Robert did. Timmy had already left.”
“I was planning to swap back as soon as I got home. But now I think I’ll wait,” Eric said unlocking the cuffs. When she was free, he picked her up and placed her on the bed face down. “I’ll get some cream for your ass. It’s still beet red.” When he returned with the cream, Sylvia was asleep.
Eric couldn’t take his eyes off her red ass. He started stroking his cock wondering how it would feel to be spanked.
* * *
Sylvia woke up around five. She dragged herself into the bathroom and felt less like a chew toy after showering. She was drying off in the bedroom when Eric returned.
“Why was there three hundred dollars on the bed?” Eric said as they went out for dinner, still swapped.
“After Timmy left, Richard and I did a little role playing. When he left, I had graduated from being a slut to being a whore apparently.”
“Maybe we should rent you out again.”
“I don’t think you’d want to deal with the long term effects of that.”
“Probably not.”
“But I should perhaps be charging you.”
“Lucky for me I found three hundred dollars earlier today. How’s my ass?”
She removed the towel and turned so he could see her ass. “A little tender still. Nothing to worry about. How’s it look?”
“We might try that when we swap back. But baby steps.”
“We’ll discuss it then. We aren’t swapping now?”
“No, not until the redness is gone. Besides, you like getting dolled up for a dinner date far more than I do. I got us eight o’clock reservations at Le Monde.”
“What time is it?”
“Nearly six.”
“Okay, get out of here. That’s just enough time for hair and makeup if you leave me alone.”
“Okay, Eric.”
* * *
Though she loved to tease him, the one who was normally the wife had to admit her normally the husband knew how to make her body stunningly beautiful. She knew exactly when she’d purchased the dress adorning her body and she could not remember ever looking half as pretty when she wore it.
“How do you do that?” Eric asked.
“I don’t know. After our first swap, I spent a lot of time watching online videos. I didn’t want to disrespect your face by making you look like a clown.”
“I’ve watched videos. I can’t do that.”
“You could if you watched more.”
“Maybe I should just have you do my makeup the next time we go out and I’m me.”
“I’d be delighted to make my wife even more beautiful any time she asked.”
“I’ll hold you to that.”
“How’s the dress look?” She did a little turn.
“Wonderful. Oh, my, your feet. Don’t tell me you’ve practiced wearing those heels.”
“Okay, I won’t tell you that.”
“Should I sell the swapper? Apparently you’re very good at being a woman.”
“Don’t get weird. You always have this existential crisis when we swap.”
“I’m mostly teasing. Tell me about your night. I assume before Timmy left, your menage-a-trios was a bit more vanilla.”
“Yes, just two guys fucking one woman at once. Totally vanilla.”
“Which of them is better?” he asked her.
“Better at what?”
“Whatever they did to you?”
“Do you really want to know?”
“I want every juicy detail. Leave nothing out.”
“Let me start with the video.” She played the video Robert had played to her the day before.
“I’d say they need to loosen up. But I’m sure Robert was pretty comfortable given how he left you.”
“I thought it was sweet that they worried about your reaction. Robert may have had a little too much fun.”
“You thought they were sweet interrogating you.”
“No, I was horny as fuck and it took forever to get fucked.”
“That makes more sense,” she said. “I’m disappointed. I’ve never done a threesome.”
“Sorry.”
“I wonder if Elaine is busy later.”
* * *
At the restaurant, they sat opposite one another. “I still can’t believe you didn’t wear anything under that plunging neckline.”
“And ruin the look? If I have it, I’m going to flaunt it.”
“Tell me more about the guys.”
“If you insist,” she said. “Robert’s dick is thicker and eminently suckable. Tim’s is actually longer. Too long for your throat.”
“Thanks for the heads up.”
Although she was paying rapt attention to every copped feel, stroked cock, licked body part, and thrusted groin, she managed to send a text. Toward the end of his description, she received a text. “Good news. Elaine is interested.”
“Are you kidding?”
“But only if she gets to be you and you’re her.”
“You want Elaine to use my body to fuck you and to fuck her body if I’m in her body.”
“Can’t say I had the idea before a moment ago, but I’m really turned on by the idea of watching you suck your cock while I’m licking her pussy.”
“My pussy.”
“Oh. Right.”
“Tell her we’ll be home by ten?”
* * *
‘Eric’ said, “That was great.” His head rested on Elaine’s stomach and he was gently flicking her nipples.
Sylvia was still fondling his balls. “I didn’t know you were a screamer, El.”
“I’m usually not.”
“I couldn’t help myself. When I’m Syl I don’t scream.”
“From what you said, that’s because you’ve had a cock in your mouth.”
“That wasn’t it at all. Elaine doesn’t ramp up as fast as you, Dear. But she explodes harder.”
“Told you Syl,” he said. “Longer burn means better orgasms.”
“I’m fine with my orgasms.”
“Yeah, Eric, yours are good but nothing like mine.”
“I know.”
“Is that why you agreed?”
“I will take any opportunity I can to have a vaginal orgasm. They rule.”
“Well, you can’t keep my body. Male fashions suck. I wouldn’t want to go out wearing your crap. No offense.”
“None taken. I have to admit I like a fine pair of legs in sheer stockings whether I’m looking at her or I am her.”
“We could go on the swapper website and look for someone to swap you with.”
“As much as I’d like to jump at that idea, there are too many non-sexual problems with that idea. And I suspect you would eventually leave me if I weren’t bringing a cock to the marriage.”
“It might take a year or two. I doubt your friends wives would let Robert and Tim do us as often as we would want it.”
They lay there for a while as the sun rose. “Ready to swap back?”
“Syl, do you mind if I do me again? I want to hear my body scream again.”
“I’m always game. Syl?” ‘Elaine’ replied.
She kissed ‘Elaine’. “I’ll go shower, Hun. Have fun.”
* * *
“Sylvia, I know we usually swap on Fridays but I thought you wanted to experience what I did from Robert.”
“Oh, I do. Finding you tied up like I did made we want to feel what happened to my body myself.”
He pulled the chair closer to the bed and sat down. “Strip. Your safe word is Red Rum.”
“Have I been bad?”
“You are a most naughty slut. Each second you are still wearing clothes is another spank.”
“Oh, my.” She quickly removed her clothes and approached him.
“I said strip. I didn’t say come here.”
She stopped and put her hands behind her ass, showing off her naked body. “I’m a bimbo slut who needs to be educated.”
“Yes. Now come here and lay over my knee.”
She lay over his knee.
“Put your hands on the floor. If you pick them up, that spank doesn’t count. After each spank, say, ‘please, may I have another.’ Do you understand?”
“Yes, Master.”
The room was silent until the crack of flesh striking flesh reverberated through the room. The pain was instant and she wasn’t sure this was as fun an idea she had thought it would be a moment ago. She heard him clear his throat and she remembered her instructions. “Please, may I have another?”
The pain rushed through her from her other ass cheek.
“Please, may I have another?”
She felt the next one rattle in her vagina and the pain mixed with pleasure in an unexpected way.
“Please, may I have another?”
“Please, may I have another?”
“Please, may I have another?”
She lost count of how many spanks she received. When another spank didn’t happen she was mildly disappointed. His hand rubbed her ass. It hurt but the rubbing felt nice. Was that it?
“Stand up.” He helped her stand and in one motion got up and sat her down on the chair. That stung, she cried out in pain. He cuffed her hands behind the chair as she recovered from the throbbing of her ass against the unyielding surface of the chair. Leg cuffs followed.
The pain fogged her mind and she couldn’t remember what happened next until she found his dick throat deep in her mouth. She wondered why he enjoyed being face fucked. He had sounded like he wanted it again and again. She was glad when it was over. She was gasping for breath when she found herself standing in front of the chair looking down at her ruined body. Her face was a mask of tears and snot. Cum leaked from her mouth and one of her nostrils. Her hair was sweaty and matted to her head. And she was Eric and he was in her. Eric held the swapping charm.
“What?” Cool air blew against his wet cock and she was aware that it had just ejaculated.
“Swallow?” the body in the chair asked, its mouth open so he could see the cum.
“Yes, yes. Swallow.” Eric left and came back with a bottle of water.
She drank it as he poured some into her raw throat. “Have fun with Robert and Timmy tonight.”
“You want me to leave you like this?”
“You could clean my face. But otherwise, yes.”
“No, I’m going to uncuff you. When you can walk, take a bubble bath. You should enjoy the relaxing parts of being me that don’t involve getting fucked.”
“As you wish.”
* * *
‘Eric’ arrived at the bar and joined the guys in the booth. He had a glass of wine.
“Sylvia?” Timmy said.
“You can tell?”
“The wine.”
“Oh, shoot. I meant to get a beer but totally forget when I got here.”
“What’s Sylvia doing?”
“Recovering from a spanking and a face fucking with a bubble bath, I hope.”
“Eric really digs that.”
“No, he did that to me and right as he came he swapped us.”
“Did you enjoy it?”
“No. There won’t be a next time unless we’re already swapped.”
“That’s weird that it’s the mind that enjoys that kind of thing, not the body.”
“I was surprised by that myself. Or maybe I was just on edge from the spanking.”
“It’s not for everyone.”
“Laura would cut off my dick and feed it to me if I suggested spanking her,” Timmy said.
“The shoppe where I bought the swapping charm, the proprietor suggested such a thing to me,” Eric said.
“Ripping off Eric’s cock and feeding it to him.”
“Not is so many words. But that he had a charm where that would be possible without the expected blood and death.”
“Don’t tell her.”
“Robert, I tried spanking. It’s not for me,” Eric said.
“Have you spanked Eric?”
“Do you mean him being him or him being me? I’ve delivered no spankings in any form. And I’m not sure I could spank my own ass in this body.”
“That’s too bad. Sylvia’s ass is made for spanking.”
The topic shifted. Sylvia had no problem talking about things Eric enjoyed with the guys. Timmy had to leave early.
Robert said, “I have a request.”
Eric finished his wine. “Jodie called Sylvia a couple days ago. I’m ready.”
“Oh, good. I wasn’t sure how to ask you after the spanking thing.”
“After tonight, we may have to start referring to the four of us as swingers.”
“Do people still use that term?”
“I think so. Let’s go. I still want to fuck my wife later.”
Robert and Eric found Jodie in bed wearing a red lace teddy, a matching garter belt and stockings. Richard kissed her as she sat up. She got up and gave Eric a hug.
“You are Sylvia, right?”
“Would you put a stop to this if I were Eric?”
“I… No. Are you?”
“No, I’m Sylvia. I was just curious.” Eric looked at Robert already naked sitting toward the end of the bed. “I need to get naked.”
“Yes, you do,” Jodie said. She helped Eric disrobe.
“I’ve never done this. How do I sit here?”
“Make out with Robert with your dicks pressed against on another. Then I’ll climb on,” Jodie said.
Eric sat in front of Robert facing him. They kissed and Robert immediately slip Eric his tongue. That revved Eric up. Eric felt a hand on his cock and reached out to put his hand on Robert’s cock. As soon as they were both erect, Robert leaned back as Jodie inserted herself between them, facing Eric.
“Pull it out,” she said over her shoulder.
Robert let go of Eric and removed the butt plug from his wife’s ass.
She easily sat her ass down on his cock. Once he was in, she helped guide Eric into her vagina. Slowly she rode up and down on the two cocks.
Robert’s hands massaged her breasts as she and Eric kissed. His hands were under her ass so he could help her rise up before she dropped back down on the two cocks impaling her.
Each downward thrust was also accompanied by her crying out, “Yes,” two or three times.
Eric lost control when Jodie let out one long yes and he felt her vaginal walls squeezing his cock. “Fuck, yeah,” he said as he came inside her. Robert thrust into her ass a few times before he filled it with his cum. She collapsed forward onto Eric.
Robert said, “Hold her.”
Eric put his arms around her and she snuggled up against him, weeping on his shoulders. Eric mouthed the words, “Is she okay?”
Robert pulled out of her ass and gave it a spank. “She’ll be fine in a moment. She gets extremely emotional after an orgasm.” He walked to the other side of Eric and gently lifted his wife’s face to wipe her tears away and kiss her. It was the tenderest kiss Eric had every witnessed this close without being part of the kiss.
Jodie broke her hold on Eric and he let her go. She sat back and gave Eric a similar kiss. “You were awesome,” she said afterward. “When I get up, there will be a mess. I squirt.”
She got up and a mess poured out of her.
Eric stood up immediately. Robert patted Eric’s ass. He was holding a towel. “Go shower. We’ll clean this up. You probably want to get home to Sylvia.”
“That was beautiful. Thanks for sharing.”
“Thank you. We’ve been looking for a way to do that for a while now.”
* * *
A few days later, Timmy found Laura wearing only a fishnet bodystocking when he got home from work.
“What’s the occasion?” He said.
“I need an occasion to do this to my husband?”
She knelt down in front of him and removed his pants. Her tongue flicked across the tip of his cock. She sucked up and down on his erection once he was hard enough.
It was a rare treat when she would do this so he said nothing so as not to jinx it. Eventually, he said, “I’m close.”
Without warning, he felt something that wasn’t her mouth run down the length of his cock. Suddenly, Laura stood in front of him and shoved something into his mouth. She held his head and the shaft in his mouth moved inward and outward until it ejaculated.
He stood there stunned, cum dripping out of his mouth. He had felt it all. It felt no different from when he ejaculated into her mouth. The only difference was he ended up with a mouthful of cum.
He took the cock out of his mouth and grabbed her. He pressed his mouth against hers and pushed whatever cum he could into her mouth. The sloppy kiss continued for a moment.
She broke the kiss laughing. “Fair.”
He was laughing, too, as he swallowed down what remained in his mouth. “I guess you’ve spoken with Sylvia since Friday.”
“He refuses to do any of the work you’ve suggested,” Susanna said. “You gave us that charm. He was me for less than ten minutes before he freaked out and we had to swap back.”
“I didn’t want to freak out,” Tyler said. “You didn’t warn me it was your time of the month.”
“It didn’t occur to me that would be a problem.”
“Are you telling me you didn’t freak out when it was your first time?”
She didn’t answer.
Carlos, their marriage counselor, said, “Did you?”
“Probably. It was long time ago. I’m sorry. I didn’t think about it. I was too happy you were finally willing to try the charm.”
“She has a point, Tyler. I gave you the body swap charm two months ago. The last few appointments you’ve had nothing but excuses for why you couldn’t use it as I suggested.”
“I’m very busy,” Tyler said.
“Everyone is busy. Part of the reason you’re both here, you told me, was you were going to work to save your marriage. You can’t do that if you don’t make time to do the work. Right?”
“Yes. I know. Susanna, I’ll make this my New Year’s resolution. You know I almost never go back on those.”
“You’ll resolve to making our marriage work?”
“I was thinking I’d resolve to understand what it’s like to be you.”
“So just using the charm?”
“More than that. The understanding part seems key.”
“Why wouldn’t you just make a resolution to do the work?”
“Resolutions falter. Even for someone like me who has a good track record with resolutions. It’s possible to do the work for our marriage without ever understanding what it’s like to be you. But I’m resolving to understand you better.”
“Tyler’s approach is sound. The point of the charm is only to see from the other’s perspective. Not to climb into their head,” Carlos said. “You’ll probably fail to achieve that level of understanding, Tyler.”
“That’s the point of the resolution. I can’t understand Susanna. How can our marriage ever work?”
* * *
“We’re staying in for New Year’s?”
“I just told you that.”
“We aren’t going to Paul’s party?”
“No.”
“We can’t stop in at your friend Jody’s party?”
“No.”
“Can I nip down to The Faulty Logic and have a drink with Frank? One drink. Be home by 9 PM.”
“No.”
“Are we going to...?”
“Yes.”
“Yes? Could a cock be sucked as part of this event?”
“It’s possible,” she said. “After we kiss at midnight.”
“We’re going to wait until midnight?”
“At midnight, we’re using the charm. And then we’ll kiss. And then… we’ll see what happens.”
“So when you said a blowjob was possible…”
“You’d be in my body sucking your own cock. I would be in your body at the time enjoying it. I’d also use that cock to do you.”
“Is this your attempt to sell me on the idea?”
“Are you saying you’ve never thought about what it would be like to be the one fucked instead you just being a fucker?”
“You mean being the fucker.”
“I said what I said,” she said with a smile.
“Now I think you’re trying to dare me to suck myself off.”
“Why not? You’re too chicken to even think about it.” She spread her knees apart and walked toward him like she were presenting the largest set of cock and balls to him. “You don’t want a piece of what I’d have swinging through here?”
“I don’t walk like that. Maybe you need a refresher course on how to use that equipment you’ll be receiving.” He hooked his arm around her waist and pulled her body close to him. They kissed.
“I’ll take meticulous notes.”
* * *
Auld Lang Syne played on the television. Susanna and Tyler were naked and the charm sat between them. “Ready?”
“Just do it.”
They touched the charm at the same time. A violet light shimmered around his hand. An indigo light shimmered around hers. Both balls of light slowly rose upwards and then suddenly streaked though the air into the other person’s chest. They blinked a few times before they realized they weren’t where they had just been. The bodies from which they had always looked out at the world were sitting in front of them looking at them. They were their own spouses.
His arms reached out toward her, taking her face in his palms. He pulled her head toward him. She allowed him to pull them together and they kissed.
“Happy New Year.”
“Happy New Year.”
She felt her nipples pressing against his chest and her upper thigh felt a hard, round shaft pressed against it.
“Someone’s excited.”
“Someone else is nervous. Relax, I’ll be gentle.”
“You’ll be gentle? Do men really say that? What a stupid statement that is.”
“Isn’t it?” He picked her up with ease and put her down on the bed, leaning her back as they explored the familiar territory of their usual bodies from a new angle.
* * *
“You both enjoyed it?” Carlos said.
“He did things to his body I had never done to him.”
“Proving it wouldn’t kill you to give me a blowjob occasionally.”
“I now understand why you always want one.”
“And I proved you don’t have a gag reflex.”
“Have you swapped since?” Carlos said.
“No, he’s always too busy.”
“That’s not fair. I am busy.”
“He just wants me to give him the blowjob I supposedly owe him first.”
“The purpose of the charm was to spend time as one another going about your normal day. Not to use it as a sex toy. Based on our previous sessions, you two don’t have any sexual problems.”
“You do owe me.”
“She owes you nothing. You freely gave her whatever it is you think is owed you,” Carlos said.
“That’s not entirely true,” Tyler said. He stared expectantly at his wife.
“I may have bet him as me she wouldn’t fit it all in her, well, my mouth.”
Carlos rubbed his forehead. “Whether or not you are owed fellatio is not why you’re here. You are a most frustrating couple. Tyler, you use sex to avoid having mature discussions about your marriage. And you, Susanna, enable him because you two are one of the few couples I counsel where I don’t have to encourage you to engage in intimacy. You two need less sex and more talking.
“Homework: you will use the charm again before the next time I see you. At no time while swapped will sex be discussed or engaged in. Instead you will do something that you usually do together except you’ll be wearing the other’s body. And, thank God, our time is up.”
* * *
“This is a bad idea,” Tyler said in Susanna’s body. “We should have just gone out to dinner by ourselves, not combine our swap with an evening with Jody and Stuart. They’ll figure it out.”
“We could just tell them. Carlos didn’t say we couldn’t tell people we were swapped. Or are you too chicken to face Stuart with boobs?”
“Hah, want to make another wager? Double or nothing on that blowjob?”
“We aren’t supposed to talk about that.”
“I didn’t say we were going to do anything. But I’ll stop harping on it if I lose.”
“What’s the bet?”
“We don’t tell them anything. If they figure it out, they have to say which of us blew it.”
“And if they don’t figure it out?”
“The bet’s a draw and you still owe me one blowjob instead of two.”
“Or none.”
“Yes, or none.”
“Deal.”
“How do I look?”
“Like I’d tell you if you something was amiss now that we have a bet.”
“I’ve never known you to be so ruthless. I’m a bit turned on.”
“It’s the testosterone.”
“I really felt something because of that. I might need a liner for my panties.”
“You do not.”
He lifted his skirt.
“You’re soaked? That doesn’t happen to me.”
“It doesn’t?”
He didn’t answer.
* * *
Tyler handed Stuart a bottle of white wine when they arrived and the two men went to the dining room to put it on the table. Susanna went to the kitchen and gave Jody a greeting hug. She whispered, “I’m Tyler.”
“Oh? You guys are swapped?”
“Yes, I tried to get her to do the swap a different day but she insisted we swap in front of others. Don’t say anything about it. We have a bet.”
“So, I should ask Tyler later why he’s acting funny?”
“No, if Stuart says something, preferably about ‘Tyler’, that’s fine. But I don’t want her thinking I told you to say something.” She kissed Jody on the lips.
After a moment they separated. Jody’s fingertips trailed along Susanna’s cheek, “Okay. Mum’s the word.”
Dinner was completely normal.
When it was time to clear the table, Jody said, “Why don’t you guys walk over to The Faulty Logic and have a drink with Frank while us girls stay here and catch up?”
“Are you sure, Honey?” Stuart said.
Susanna made the slightest of head shakes and mouthed the word, “No,” to Tyler.
Tyler ignored her and smiled. He said, “Susanna was saying this morning how she rarely gets to spend one-on-one time with Jody. Grab your jacket, Stuart.”
“Okay.”
After the two men left, Susanna’s disappointed face broke into a smile. “What do you have in mind?”
“Are you kidding? You know I’m bi. I’ve wanted to have sex with Susanna since I met her in college. This raises our affair to new levels. Let’s get to bed and have some fun before they get back.”
* * *
Frank was happy to see Stuart and Tyler. He owned the bar and pointed to his “owner’s” booth as they arrived. Frank brought a tray with three beers and a pitcher for the table. He sat down with them. “What brings you two in together?”
“We just had dinner with our wives and they insisted we come here so they could gab in peace,” Tyler said.
“What do they talk about?” Stuart said.
“No idea. Probably us,” Tyler said. He hoped he was drinking at a pace that would seem normal for Tyler.
An hour later, Stuart and Tyler were more than a bit tipsy.
“How goes the counseling?” Frank said.
“Same old boring shit.”
“You’re seeing my guy, Carlos, right?”
“On your recommendation.”
“He give you the swap charm yet?”
“The what?” A suddenly much more sober Tyler said.
“He has his most troubled cases use this magic rock to swap bodies. See how the other half lives.”
“Sounds cool,” Stuart said. “Maybe I should get Jody to see him with me.”
“I’ll get you his number before you leave.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about. Should I ask Carlos about this swap thing?”
“Maybe he doesn’t think they need it,” Stuart said.
“That’s right. We just needed someone to talk to.”
“I don’t know. I asked him how you guys were doing with him and while he refused to answer the question, the way he reacted to your names… He immediately had a headache after I asked. I’d be surprised if he didn’t think you two were prime candidates.”
“I don’t need a charm to tell me he… she is distracted by something. I fear it’s an affair.”
“Susanna wouldn’t cheat on you.”
“Jody says Susanna was such a goody two shoes in college she would probably die if a man suggested anything but missionary sex.”
Tyler’s face was aghast.
“He did give you the charm, didn’t he?” Frank said. “Susanna, I’m so sorry. If I’d known I wouldn’t have brought it up.”
“What’s going on?” Stuart said as Tyler burst into tears.
“This isn’t Tyler.”
“Susanna?”
He nodded.
“Oh, god, Susanna, I’m so sorry for what I said.”
“It’s okay. Going out swapped was my idea.”
“We’re sorry. If it makes you feel any better, just imagine poor Tyler trying to navigate a conversation with someone who’s known you for over a decade. She probably saw through him, too.”
“He probably wouldn’t cry about it.”
“No, he probably wouldn’t.”
* * *
As the girls were getting dressed again, Jody mapped out a series of talking points they would have discussed so that when Susanna grilled Tyler about what they talked about, he could answer in a manner that would make it plausible that Jody didn’t figure out she was talking to Tyler. They were having one last kiss when the front door opened and their husbands returned.
Susanna walked out of the back hallway into the living room first saying, “Oh, they’re here. What do you think of Jody’s plan for the spare room, Stuart?”
“You told her about my home gym idea?” Stuart said to Jody as she entered.
“No, I told her how I want to modify your plan.”
“She probably didn’t describe my idea correctly, Susanna. Let me explain my idea first.”
“Sure. How was Frank, Dear?”
“Frank was Frank,” Tyler said.
Twenty minutes later, Susanna had helped mediate a home renovation disagreement between Jody and Stuart. No decisions were made but both had been willing to compromise. Tyler said he needed to get home because he may have overdone it at the bar and they walked back to their apartment five minutes away.
“I guess they didn’t know we were swapped,” Susanna said.
“Frank figured it out. And Stuart agreed I was a bit off. You win again,” Tyler said. “How did you manage to survive a few hours talking with Jody?”
“Aside from the renovation talk, I hogged most of the time talking about your parents’ fortieth wedding anniversary party that’s been driving you nuts the last few months. Hopefully I got the details right. But even if I didn’t, she wouldn’t know if I was right or wrong.”
“Great. What happens when I’m talking to her and I contradict what your told her?”
“Just tell her plans were changed since last time you spoke with her.”
“I suppose you’ll want to swap back immediately to claim your prize.”
“You’re drunk. I’m not having a hangover I didn’t drink myself into.”
“Damn, I was hoping you’d be thinking with your dick.”
“Hard to do when it isn’t under my skirt,” Susanna said, swishing the skirt with her hands. “Just be sure to drink a couple glasses of water before going to sleep. I don’t think you’re that drunk.”
“Yes, Dear.”
* * *
“Do you want to swap back?” He said.
“How’s your head?”
“Not too bad. The water last night helped.”
“I wouldn’t say I’m comfortable as you. But I think I’ve finally gotten over the initial weirdness.”
“Carlos will be so glad. Now we can actually do the stuff he wanted us to do.”
“So, what did he tell us to do?”
“Be me. And I’ll be you. We’re just supposed to spend time in each other’s shoes.”
“Well done. You didn’t yell at me for not paying attention to Carlos.”
“You wouldn’t say that to me,” he said.
“So I should complain that you don’t pay attention?”
“Except I did pay attention so you can’t complain about that.”
“Okay, I think I get it. Why did you go drinking last night? You know I hate when you come home drunk.”
“Oh,” he said. He was surprised to hear her say something she herself had told him several times before. How did he usually reply? “I wasn’t even close to drunk last night. I don’t know why you’re complaining. I didn’t do anything bad.”
“You know my father was a mean drunk. When I see you drunk it makes me anxious that you’ll do the things he would to my mother.”
“I’m not your father. Stop comparing me to him.”
“How am I supposed to do that when you do things he does?”
“Have I ever hit you? Have I ever destroyed your stuff? I know what your father use to do. That’s not me.”
“Step back.”
Tyler was standing directly in front of Susanna, towering over her. “It’s what you do,” he said, still in her face.
“I do?” she said.
“Yes.”
“I’m sorry. I would never…”
“I know. But it looks the same to me as if you would.”
Susanna teared up. “You’ve been afraid of me?”
Tyler tapped her on the temple. “I know in there you aren’t him. But that doesn’t stop me from seeing him when you get in my face.” He held her.
“I’ll be better,” Susanna said, she dabbed her eyes with a tissue. “That actually worked. I’m impressed. Now, I suppose I should to tell you to take the garbage out.”
Tyler threw his hands in the air in frustration but there was a smile on his face as he said, “I took it out yesterday.”
* * *
At their next session with Carlos, he was impressed they had finally done some role-play while swapped. They convinced him they needed to do it again as they still had a few topics on which to clear the air.
A week later, Stuart and Jody came over for dinner. As soon as they arrived, Stuart said, “Are you two swapped again?”
Susanna said, “I tried to convince him to swap. But he complained he never got to have a beer with you and Frank.”
“You complained plenty that you didn’t get to talk to Jody,” Tyler said.
After dinner, the two men went to the bar to chat with Frank. The women cleared the table and were standing in the kitchen.
“Are you really you?” Jody said.
“Yes, I’m really me. Why?”
“Last week was awkward. I wasn’t sure if I should talk to you about… you know.”
“Did you?” Susanna said without seeming confused.
“I knew something was off. I waited for you to say something. When you didn’t, I was glad I didn’t say anything.”
Susanna didn’t reply.
Jody smiled and kissed Susanna. Susanna was still a bit confused but was happy to have another evening in bed with Jody.
* * *
Tyler and Stuart were walking back from the bar. “You really couldn’t tell?”
“Tell what?” Stuart said.
“We lied. We are swapped.”
“You’re Susanna? Get out.”
“No, seriously. After my poor showing last week, I had to try again.”
“When I asked earlier, so-called Susanna lied to us.”
“Yes.”
“You better not be lying to me now.”
Tyler laughed. “Oh, I never thought of that. A triple switch lie. Maybe next week. This week, we are definitely swapped. That’s why I didn’t drink as much this time.”
“What does that have to do with it?”
“Tyler wouldn’t swap back with me because he didn’t want my hangover.”
“That sounds like Tyler.”
* * *
Susanna and Jody were a sweaty mess when Jody said, “Why don’t we swap?”
“What?”
“We could use the swap charm and you could find out why I stay with Stuart and I can find out why you stay with Tyler.”
“That’s a terrible idea. I’m in counseling with Tyler. I don’t think you spending time with him would help that.”
“When did you stop being the fun Susanna I know?”
“When we used the charm this morning. Susanna’s having a beer with Stuart and Frank.”
Jody’s jaw dropped.
“Have you been cheating on Stuart with me or with Susanna longer?”
“Susanna. Oh, this is awesome.”
“Awesome?”
“Yes. You know. You finally know. Susanna will freak out. But I can tell by the fun we just had that you really don’t care that I’m fucking both of you on the side. You probably want us to try a threesome.”
“That would be cool.”
“My terms are that we swap. Then I’ll swap into Tyler’s body and then we have a threesome and reveal to Susanna that we’re swapped.”
“That still requires that I pretend to be you in front of Stuart.”
“You will love sex with Stuart. His cock is huge compared to yours.”
“Really?”
“I’m still married because of it.”
“If he’s so great, why cheat on him?”
“Because he’s Stuart. He’s great in bed. Sex alone isn’t a meaningful relationship.”
“You sound like Carlos.”
* * *
Stuart and Jody walked home. He said, “Did you know they were swapped again?”
“Yeah, it was obvious after you guys left. I don’t know how Tyler fooled me last week.”
“I didn’t figure it out either week. Why is that?”
“You’re a very trusting person, Ollie.” She gave him a peck on the cheek.
“At least I know you’re you.”
“Of course. Who else would I be?”
* * *
After swapping back, Tyler took Susanna in his arms and kissed her. “I have a surprise.”
“What kind of surprise?”
“No, we have to be wearing less clothes for this surprise.”
“This is my kind of surprise.”
They lay together and finished the evening with a round of lovemaking. As they lay breathless on the bed, Susanna said, “What’s the surprise?”
Tyler turned his head and whispered directly into her ear, “I’m not Tyler. I’m Jody.”
“That’s not funny.”
He just stared at her.
“How the fuck are you Jody?”
“You know how you cheat on Tyler with Jody.”
“I don’t…
“Hush. Tyler cheats on you with Jody, too.”
“He… you two used the charm while I was at the bar with Stuart and Frank?”
He nodded.
“Well, fuck me.”
“Any time.”
“Tyler is still getting an earful.”
“For what, both of you are cheating on each other.”
“I only cheated on him with you. Now he’s gone and cheated on me with Stuart.”
* * *
“Who’s this?” Carlos said to the couple that had arrived with a third adult.
“This is Susanna’s college roommate, Jody,” Susanna said.
“Why did you say you’re own name?”
“I’m actually Tyler,” she said.
“You two swapped before coming here?”
“It’s a little more complicated than that,” Jody said. “I’m Susanna. And he’s Jody.”
“This is not why I gave you the stone,” Carlos said, he fingers rubbing his temple.
“But, the stone did save our marriage,” Jody said. “With the stone, we found out we were both cheating on each other. It just turns out we were both seeing Jody on the side. Now that the affairs are out in the open, we get along so much better.”
“So much so that you are now comfortable in Susanna’s body, Tyler?”
“Resolution achieved. I haven’t been Tyler since we found out Jody was sleeping with both of us. My only regret is I never did get the two blowjobs Susanna owes me.”
“It is your decision not to be Tyler any more. Besides, you prefer giving head to getting it.”
“Jody and Susanna share Tyler’s and Jody’s body. And sometimes actual Tyler is Jody but usually she’s Susanna.”
“And why is that?”
“Stuart is hung like a horse,” Susanna said.
“Stuart?”
“Jody’s husband.”
“Does he know?”
“No.”
“No.”
“He probably wouldn’t believe us if we told him.”
“It is rather far-fetched.”
“Do I have this straight? You’re Tyler,” Carlos said, pointing to Susanna. “You’re Susanna,” he said turning to face the woman he didn’t know. “And you’re Jody whose husband is Stuart,” he said looking at Tyler. They nodded as he got each one right. “Good. Why are any of you here?” Carlos said.
“Isn’t it obvious?” Jody said.
“We want to buy the charm,” Susanna said. “Neither of them want to stay as Tyler forever and I’m not going back.”
“By the way, if Stuart Meecham calls about an appointment, could you say you’re booked solid?” Tyler said.
“I am going to murder Frank,” Carlos said.
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“Okay, I'm on the bed and naked and you aren't ravishing me. What's the surprise, Richard?”
“We can ravish later,” he said. He gave her a peck on the cheek. “First, you have to close your eyes.”
“Okay,” she said. His face was inches from hers and she did not want to stop looking at him. But she did what he said. She inhaled and his scent filled her nostrils with joy.
He shifted his weight and she almost rolled into him. “Keep still,” he said as he slipped off the bed.
“Sorry,” she said, turning onto her back once again. “I wasn't expecting you to get up.”
“Eyes closed,” he said from across the room.
“They're closed.”
He got back into bed and scooted closer to her. He touched her at the base of her breastbone and rubbed something on it.
“What is that?”
“Not yet.” He scooted closer again and said, “You might feel a little pin prick. Don't be frightened. And don't look.”
She felt something cold touch the spot he had rubbed. It was sharp. “Why do I feel something sharp?”
“Do you think I would hurt you?”
“No,” she said. “I trust you.”
He leaned in close and his scent once again tickled her nose, along with something like rubbing alcohol. She felt a slight pinprick, like the smallest needle ever had touched her chest, between her breasts. His lips met hers at the same time and they kissed. She could feel his hand on her torso, he pressed on a round object in the middle of her chest, near the end of her breastbone. The kiss was obviously a distraction so she did not mind at all.
He broke the kiss and said, “Okay, look down.”
In the center of her chest was a round metallic ring with a pale translucent plastic plug. The plug was attached with a small loop of plastic that reminded her of the plug seen on a beach ball where you can inflate it.
He pinched the top between his thumb and index finger and pulled upward. It was definitely an inflation value. He said, “You always seem happy to take the potions to make your completely and utterly fantastic, albeit smallish breasts much bigger when I ask you for a titty fuck. But I know you don't want to do it. So I got you a BioMagic Inflation Value so you can have breasts of any size, any time you want.”
She was a little stunned.
He saw her face and continued, “This is a deluxe female model. You'll love this. Let me show you.” He opened the valve and put it in his mouth.”
“Richard, I--” she said as he exhaled into the valve. The air flooded into her and pressed against the inner surface of her breasts. As they stretched and grew slightly, her entire chest felt like a two-foot long penis had rubbed its entire length against her vagina and clitoris. She gasped hard.
As Richard inhaled and exhaled again, the phantom penis pulled all the way out and pushed all the way in. After another couple breaths, her moans lasted as long as his exhales. “You like?” he said.
“Don't fucking stop,” she managed to say before he exhaled again and her brain became the consistency of tapioca pudding. She was in a happy place when the place became even happier. Between exhales, Richard gently squeezed her breasts. “Oh, FUCK!” she said. His fingers made circles on her rock hard nipples as he exhaled. Her moans rose in pitch and volume.
A few moments later, she felt something touching the underside of her jaw. She opened her eyes and saw that her breasts were the size of basketballs. “Richa-- Ah-- Ahhhh” she tried to speak. As more air pressed into her, words failed to escape her lips.
She was aware that she had orgasmed. She was not sure how long it took to happen nor how long it lasted when it did happen. Her eyes opened and her breasts were even bigger now. “Richard, st-st-st-staahhhp.”
“Just a little more,” he said, taking a deep breath. When he released it, she orgasmed again. And again. With every breath of air he pumped into her, she orgasmed.
Her moans died down as exhaustion set in. She saw his fingers dig into her flesh and squeeze.
POP!
Her eyes flew open. Her breasts were no long visible. Richard had a fearful look on his face. “Sorry.”
* * *
She sat up in bed. She grabbed her chest, her smallish boobs filling her hands. It had been a dream, she thought. “Oh, thank God,” she said aloud. She got up and got a drink of water before getting back into bed, alone.
She wondered who Richard was. She could not remember his face from the dream. That was the first time her dream lover had been named Richard. She pulled her covers up and gave her breasts a little squeeze. She had always thought pornos with tit fucks looked fun but she could never satisfy a dick with her breasts. Maybe that was why his name was Richard.
After playing with her breasts for a moment, her right hand slipped down to her vag and found it was almost dripping wet. She slipped a couple fingers in and brushed them against her clitoris. Her body relaxed and she played with herself for a few moments when she felt something weird in her chest as she fingered her clit.
She changed the angle of her fingers and pressed against her clit. As she did, she felt something inside her breasts. With each press, she could feel her breasts growing. The pleasure of Richard blowing her up returned and she started pressing her clit like an inflation button. Her breasts swelled in size and she thought they were plenty large now. But her finger would not stop pressing her clit.
Larger and larger her breasts grew. It felt amazing. She could not stop herself. She moaned and moaned as she pressed and pressed. She wanted to stop. They were already bigger than her head. Faster and faster she pressed and pressed. It felt amazing. Just one more and I'll stop.
Press.
Just one more and I'll stop.
Press.
Just one more and I'll stop.
Press.
Just one more and I'll stop.
Press.
Who'm I kidding? She thought.
Press. Press. Press. Press. Press. Press.
She could not see past the medicine balls on her chest. Her hand could not even grip them any more because her hand span was far shorter than the surface of her breasts.
Press. Press. Press. Press. Press. Press. Press. Press. Press. Pre--
POP!!
* * *
His hand gripped his fading erection. His was breathing rapidly. He looked down and only saw his slightly hairy male chest. It and the rest of his torso were splattered with cum. He had managed to jerk off, at least twice, as he had those dreams. Cum pooled at his belly button and he thought he felt some on his cheek.
He got up and took a shower immediately rather than waste a whole box of tissues on cleanup. As the warm steam of the shower woke him up further he realized he needed to do something about these dreams. There were safe ways to explore his feminine side now. BioMagic was a real company. They had a products that had male to female features. He had seen it on their website many times.
This was not the first time he had been female in his dreams. It was the first time she had dreamed of have bigger boobs. He was never sure why his dream self was relatively flat-chested. But that had always been the way. His two sisters were not flat-chested. It made no sense to him that he would dream of himself so less endowed.
* * *
He felt a bit of déjàvu as he sat on the bed with the BioMagic TG Deluxe Inflator in his hand. It had cost him more than one paycheck to buy. He hoped it would be everything he dreamed of, except the exploding tits. He read the instructions from front to back twice.
He cleaned the end of his sternum with a rubbing alcohol swab. The Inflator was just a round circle of metal with a tiny pin under it. It did not make logical sense that it could do anything. Yet that was how most BioMagic devices worked, it seemed. He felt a small pinprick as he pressed the circle into his chest and really pressed down on it with his thumb.
He pulled the plug upward and opened it. There was a thin stick, almost like a toothpick, in the kit. He picked it up and pushed it into the opening until he heard a click. Air hissed out of the valve. He cupped his balls with his other hand and gently squeezed. More air hissed out of the valve. The feeling of his balls shrinking in his hand was oddly pleasing. He just realized he had forgotten to try the other function of the valve. He could have inflated his dick before he flipped the direction switch with the tiny wooden rod. Some other time, perhaps.
When he could no longer feel his balls, he placed his palm on the end of his penis and pressed against it. Air hissed out of the valve as his dick was pushed into his pelvis. Faster than it took to reduce his balls to nothing, his dick disappeared into his crotch and all that was left was smooth skin down there. As their cock and balls had shrunk, the hair on their torso and limbs had thinned and eventually disappeared. They were rather androgynous now, they guessed. They could have gotten up and looked in the mirror. But they were more interested in pushing forward. They pushed a finger into the blank mound between their legs and rubbed it up and down. Small amounts of air hissed into the valve as any last traces of his manhood were rubbed away. Labia lips formed on their crotch. After several rubs, the lips parted and her fingers entered vagina. She found the feeling surreal. She had a finger inside her. She gasped as her finger brushed against her newly minted clitoris.
She pulled her finger out and thought, time enough for that later.
She picked up a small rubber hose that was no more than eight inches long. She inserted the small end into the valve. The wider end she held to her mouth. She took a deep breath and exhaled into the hose. The feeling was not as vivid as the dream sensation had been. But she definitely felt something flowing into her chest. It took over a dozen puffs before she could really see that she had breasts. She also felt something happening to her hips. The hair on her head was longer than when this process had started.
She gave her boobs a feel. They were currently the size they always were in her dreams.
She blew into the hose some more. Her breasts now visibly swelled with each breath. A part of her wondered how that worked since it should take more and more breath make them get bigger and bigger but she assumed it was magic. She reached a point where perhaps she had gone too far. They were not basketballs. But they were bigger than softballs.
She pulled the hose out of the valve and with the rod, she flipped the switch again. Air hissed out of the valve and when her boobs were about the size of her sisters' breasts, she flipped the switch again. Maybe there were slightly bigger than her sisters' breasts.
She closed the valve and pressed the plug down so it rested flat against her sternum. She got up and checked herself out in the mirror. Her hair was just a bit longer than shoulder length. Her boobs were not too big, certainly tit fuckable though. Her waist had narrowed and her hips were wider. She had a nice backside, too. The hair on her torso and limbs was gone. Her arms and legs were more slender than they had been half an hour ago. She could easily be mistaken for a third sister.
She picked up the BioMagic instructions. With her thumb on the valve, she applied pressure. She said, “Disappear. Disappear. Disappear.” Something shifted under her thumb. When she removed her thumb from her chest, there was no sign that the valve had ever been there. She picked up the lacy, red panties on the chair near the mirror and put them on. The feeling of the thin slip of cloth on her body felt right. She took the bra, in the size her sister had recommended, and put it on. This took a little longer than it should have since she was neither use to putting a bra on a woman nor use to being the woman. The clasps hooked and she spun the bra around before slipping her arms into the straps. As her sister had said, she would have to go to a fitting to learn the right way to set the length of the straps. But the lacy, red garment looked good against her skin.
She sat down and put on black nylon stockings before putting on the sleeveless, red dress she had picked out for her debut. It had a shallow V-shaped neckline and wide straps to hide the bra straps. The skirt was slightly asymmetrical: the lower side was on the right and ended just below the knee. The higher side ended mid-thigh. She stepped into red pumps. The heel was not as high as she thought it should be. But her sister insisted she should not turn an ankle the first time she went out.
Her face was unblemished. She applied some eyeliner, mascara, and a dark blue eyeshadow to match her eyes. She had practiced doing makeup before this night. Putting it on now was no big deal. She applied a lip gloss that she hoped said, “Kiss me.” She spritzed herself with a perfume she liked and put on a gold necklace. She needed to get her ears pierced, she thought. Satisfied that she was looking great, she grabbed her purse and went out into the world to find her Richard, whose scent would fill her nostrils with joy.
It had been an ordinary day up to this point. I was on my lunch break eating a sandwich at a park picnic table. I wouldn’t call the area I was in secluded. You could faintly hear the busy street less than a hundred yards away. To see the street, you would have to crane your neck and look through a bunch of bushes and trees to see it. I usually chose this bench because it was furthest away from the row of restaurants not far from the park entrance. Most people who ate lunch in the park would find somewhere closer to the middle of the park to eat.
As I ate, a rather young woman jogged up to me. She had dark loosely curled hair and bright blue eyes. She was fit and lightly tanned. She wasn’t dressed for jogging, not even close. She wore a tube top that did nothing to restrain her breasts from rebounding up and down as she moved. And one doesn’t usually go jogging in a short skirt, I would guess. Having never worn a skirt, I could be wrong. But, I was sure I had never seen a woman jogging in a miniskirt before. She was wearing sneakers at least.
I couldn’t help but watch her as she approached on the path that ran past the table. She stopped a few feet from me and put one foot on the bench attached to the table on the opposite side of the table. She leaned over to retie her sneaker. As the tube top did nothing to hold her breasts in place, I got a good view of them. She saw my eyes looking down her cleavage and said, “You wanna fuck?”
“Excuse me?”
“Right here. I’ll bend over the table. You flip my skirt up and do me. Decide right now. Are you in or out?”
I looked around to see if I was being punked. I looked at her and she seemed dead serious. She finished tying her shoe and stood up. As she did, she lifted the front of skirt to show me she wasn’t wearing underwear. She seemed disappointed as she let go of her skirt hem.
“Suit yourself,” she said.
“Wait,” I said. “Do you frequently proposition people like this in the park?”
“You are my first. And I didn’t say anything about us discussing the idea. I have to get back to work in twenty minutes or so. I can’t spend time yammering. Are you in or out?”
“In.”
“Great.” She moved to the end of the table and spread her legs wide as she leaned over it. She held the sides of the table with her hands and then stared at me. “Get up. Let’s go. I don’t have all day.”
I got up and looked around again before getting behind her and dropping my pants. I lifted up her skirt. She was obviously wet and a mixed scent of sex and sweat reached my nose along with a hint of strawberry. My cock was stiffening but it wasn’t quite ready. I rubbed it against her pussy.
“Let’s go,” she insisted.
“I’m getting there.”
“You aren’t hard already?”
“I’m getting there.”
I pushed the tip into her and that seemed to get me to start firming up.
“I hope you’ve got more than that.”
“I said I’m getting there.”
She laughed. “I can’t believe a beautiful woman jogs up to you and says, ‘Let’s fuck,’ and you aren’t rigid.”
“Maybe I’m having trouble believing you’re for real.”
“Oh, I’m real. Are you going to push in any further? Can you?”
I thrust forward and she let out a startled yelp.
“That’s better. Move it. I only have about ten more minutes.”
“Are you going to enjoy it if it’s only ten minutes?”
“You worry about fucking me. I’ll worry about getting off on it.”
I fucked her. It was only sexy because we could easily get caught. Other than that, it was just fucking. In, out, in, out. I wasn’t sure how long it took but soon I said, “Come inside?”
“Of course.”
Her fingers clamped hard onto the table and she arched her back just as I was ready to cum. I filled her up and then some. I could feel her inner muscles squeezing my dick. I guess she got off. I pulled out and watched as it oozed out of her and down her left leg. She stood up and ran a finger along the inside of her thigh, scooping some of it up. She put it in her mouth and made an “Mmm” sound. There was a trace of blood on her lips as she had apparently bit her lip to keep quiet.
“See you around,” she said. She straightened her skirt. “You should pick up your pants before you get arrested,” she added as she departed.
I bent down and picked up my pants. As I stood to fasten them, she was already a good distance away, jogging as if she hadn’t just been fucked.
While I continued to eat lunch at the same park table as I usually did, it wasn’t until the following Monday that I was greeted by the sight of the same woman jogging toward my table again. She was better dressed for jogging this time. She was definitely wearing a sports bra, today. She stopped at the table and continued to jog in place as she said, “Are you in or out?”
“In.”
She assumed the position and we repeated what we had done the week before. There wasn’t as much talking this time. I knew my role and was able to get there much faster this time. When we were done, she said, “See you around,” and jogged away.
I showered as soon as I got home that evening. While eating dinner I noticed the last app accessed by my phone was my contacts list. I went through it and found an entry I did not recognize: Park Hookup. She had entered her number into my phone while I had been otherwise occupied. Should I call? No, I texted instead. “Nice seeing you today in the park.”
There was no response. I decided to play it cool and not bombard her with more texts. She apparently enjoyed controlling when we were together.
On Thursday, I received a text around eleven in the morning: “Jogging today. 12:30.” I made sure to be at the table before hand and she appeared on the path, coming around a bend almost exactly on time. As she reached the table she was about to lean over the table when she sat down on the opposite bench.
“What’s up?” I said.
She indicated the path in the other direction with her finger and I saw a young woman pushing a stroller slowly along the path. “What do you do for a living?”
“I’m the manager of accounts receivable for a mid-sized manufacturing company,” I said.
“Sounds boring.”
“It’s worse than it sounds. But, it pays decently and it’s easy to leave work at work at the end of the day. You?”
“I work at a medical care facility. She’s almost passed us.”
“Doctor? Nurse?”
“Administration.”
“What’s your name?”
“Are we on first names?”
“I think names usually come before the third fucking.”
“I always get that confused. Kate.” She held out her hand.
“Trevor,” I said, shaking her hand. “What are you doing Saturday night, Kate?”
“We aren’t dating.”
“We could be. Or we could have one date. Have you eaten at Bellesco’s?”
“That’s a fancy restaurant. Why there?”
“I’d like to see you more dressed up. And it shows I’m serious.”
She got up as she was nodding. “Let’s go. Are you in or out?”
“In, of course.” I looked around and the woman with the stroller was out of sight.
As I pushed into her, she said, “What time Saturday?”
“I’ll get a reservation for eight. If it falls through, I’ll text you different plans.”
“That feels good, I mean, sounds good.”
A few moments passed and we both came. Before standing up she said, “Can you do something?”
“What?” I said, unsure if I should pull my pants up.
“Smack my ass?”
“Spank you?”
“Twice on each cheek.”
“Someone might hear that.”
She shrugged and gave me a mischievous smile.
I pulled my pants up and rubbed my hand on her ass.
“I don’t have all…”
Smack. I knew she would say something about being in a hurry. She let out the cutest cooing noise. I smacked the other cheek.
“Maybe three each,” she said.
I gave her a couple more spanks on each cheek and said, “That’s it. You’re red and at this point I think denying it is more punishing.”
“But I was bad,” she said. She really played up being reluctant to stand up and pulled her jogging shorts up. “Fine.” She gave me a peck on the cheek and said, “See you Saturday. Meet you there at eight.”
I made the reservations and they had an opening. I sent her a confirmation text and received back an image. It was an upskirt photo of herself with presumably my cum rolling down her thigh. A hint of red cheek peaked out from under her skirt. In the background there was mostly sky with some trees along the edges.
Friday night, I was out with some friends at our favorite bar as usual. Someone mentioned I hadn’t been seeing anyone for awhile and I said I had a date the following night. It only took two seconds to tell them everything I knew about Kate that could be said in polite company. “We’re going to Bellesco’s tomorrow night.”
“Oh, so this is serious?” Maddy said. She was Jake’s girlfriend.
“Don’t know.”
“You met her in the park? What did you say to her that she’s going with you to Bellesco’s two weeks later?” Annie said. She was married to Henri.
“She tied her shoe at the bench I was sitting at and we just started talking.”
“Is she hot?” Timothy said. He had no girlfriend. I preferred to think the reasons he had no girlfriend were not the same reasons I hadn’t had one for the past several months.
“She’s attractive.”
“Pics or it never happened,” Sal said.
“I don’t have a pic with her yet. We’ve only met a few times in the park at lunchtime so far.”
“Tomorrow’s a real first date?” Annie said. “Do you know what you’re going to wear?”
“Yes, tomorrow is the first real date and I’m sure there’s something appropriate in my closet. I’ve been to nice restaurants before.”
“He’ll be fine,” Maddy said. “He’s not Timothy.”
Timothy took mock offense to that and the conversation drifted away from my date the next evening.
I had no idea what to wear. I didn’t want to be too flashy and I also didn’t want to be monochrome. I eventually settled on dark blue slacks with a white dress shirt. I had a tan sports coat that went with the brown belt and shoes. I decided not to wear a tie. I put a bright blue handkerchief in the breast pocket of the jacket.
Showered, shaved, and dressed I drove to the restaurant arriving thirty minutes early. I sat at the bar to wait for her, nursing a beer and checking the time every other minute. Just before eight she arrived. I’m fairly sure I wasn’t the only one who noticed her. Her hair was poofier and not tied back in a ponytail. She may have had it lightened between now and when I saw her last. Or it may have just been the lighting. This was the first time I was seeing her indoors. The makeup around her eyes make their blue color stand out even more. She wore the wettest, reddest lip gloss on the planet.
It complemented her dress. It was also red, nearly ankle length, with a slit running up from the floor to her waist on both sides. She could not be wearing underwear. The neckline plunged so far her bellybutton and its jeweled, gold stud were visible. She wore a black choker. Her stiletto heels were black, at least five inches high, and they laced up to the top of her calves. She held a black clutch.
I got up and walked toward her. “You look magnificent.”
“You clean up nice yourself.”
“Is this your companion?” The Maitre’D asked.
“Yes. Is our table ready?”
“Right this way.” He led us to a two person booth along the wall near the kitchen.
I let her decide which way she wanted to face. She chose to face the kitchen door so I took the other side.
The Maitre’D handed us menus and stepped away as our server arrived. “Hello, I’m Giuseppe and I’ll be your server,” he said with a light accent. He took our drink orders and left.
As I looked at the menu, I felt some nylon-covered toes rubbing my crotch. I looked up but she wasn’t looking at me, her eyes intent on the menu apparently. I reached down and gently, but firmly grasped her ankle. Slowly, with my other hand, I ran my fingertips on the stockings covering the arch of her foot.
“Stop that,” she hissed and tried pull her leg back.
I was pointedly looking at a painting on the wall. “Did you say something?” My finger ran along the spot between the ball of her foot and her toes.
She bit the menu to avoid giggling loudly.
“Someone is ticklish. Good to know.” I said, releasing her foot.
She caught her breath and after a moment was looking at the menu again. “I was just being playful.”
“So was I.”
“I will get my revenge.”
“Noted,” I said. “How about we talk about something normal? How long have you lived around here?”
“Over a decade, I think.”
We were both laughing about a story I was telling her about my brother when our waiter brought the check and a portable payment device. “I see you’re having a good time. I hope the food was as memorable as your experiences tonight.”
“It most certainly was, Guiseppe,” I said. I scanned my card and left a generous tip.
“Have a good evening, Ma’am, Sir.”
“We’ve been occupying this table for two hours. We should leave.”
She looked up from her phone. “I called a car.”
“I can give you a ride.”
“I want this date to feel normal. I hope you don’t mind.”
“Normal is good,” I said. I wasn’t sure how any of this was normal.
She got up from the booth and we went to the lobby.
“I can’t invite you back to my place. My roommate is an asshole.”
“That’s the first time you mentioned a roommate.”
“I don’t like talking about him.”
“Him?”
“Long story.”
She obviously didn’t want to talk about it so I didn’t press. “It sounds like you won’t go back to my place. So, I’ll treat this like a normal first date and won’t ask.”
“Thanks.” Her phone buzzed. She looked at it and then out the door of the restaurant. “I think that’s my car.” We stepped outside and she hugged me. “Good night.”
I wasn’t sure how to feel about this as she got in the car and it drove off.
Given how the date ended, I didn’t send her a message afterward. I figured she would contact me. And on Wednesday morning, she did. I received a text from her, “12:30, the usual?”
I sent back, “In.”
Right on time, she jogged into the clearing where I had my lunch. She was actually well dressed for jogging. There were other differences as well. She was wearing a necklace and a bracelet. They were new. And her fingernails were a bright red. I didn’t remember them being colored at all before. She put her hands on the tables and said, “In or out?”
“In,” I replied and we fucked. She waited, leaned over the table after I had pulled my pants up. Apparently the usual now included the spanking.
After a handful spanks per cheek I stopped and she pulled her pants up without protest. “Saturday night? Date number two? I’m buying.”
“Where and when?”
“I’ll text the details. I need to see about a reservation first.”
“Okay.”
She jogged off.
Friday night, I met up with my friends at our usual hangout. They immediately wanted to know about my date the week before.
“Did she put out?” Timothy said.
“What kind of question is that?” Jake said.
“A Timothy question,” Sal said. I could tell he would have asked the same question, probably less bluntly.
“No, and I didn’t expect anything of that nature to happen,” I said.
“It was just a first date, Tim,” Annie said.
“How was the food? I’ve always wanted to go there,” Henri said.
“It was great. The plates weren’t too big so you don’t feel funny eating the whole thing and you won’t have leftovers.”
“You would take leftovers home on a date?” Sal said.
“No. Don’t be stupid.”
“Seeing her again?” Maddy said.
“Tomorrow. She’s buying.”
“She really likes you,” Henri said.
“I get that impression.”
“And you?” Timothy said.
“I enjoy talking to her. I’m not sure if she’s looking for a commitment or just a good time.”
“Is that a problem?” Annie said.
“Not so far.”
“What do you want?” Maddy said.
“Yeah, I have no idea if you’re a commitment kind of guy,” Sal said.
“Like you?”
“I’m, what, fifteen years older than you. I’ve reached an age where anything long term probably also means there’s a teenage kid or two who’s already been burned by an attempt at a blended family. I’m not going near commitment for another ten years when those kids are you and Tim looking for a first marriage.”
“You’re in your forties?” Timothy said.
“I am.”
“You look good.”
“I’m not interested.”
“We all know Sal is only looking for good times. Back to Trevor,” Annie said.
“I tried to pull the conversation off you, Trev.”
“Thanks, Sal. I am not against a committed relationship. I’ve had one date with Kate. It’s a bit early to pick out his and hers bath towels.”
“People still do that?”
Sunday morning, Timothy and I were jogging through the park. The weather had warmed up and Kate’s jogging reminded me Tim and I use to jog. He was happy to revive our Sunday jogs. Kate was the first topic on his mind. “You’re telling me this chick fucked you a bunch of times in this very park but you go on, counting last night, two normal dates and she goes home without you.”
“Yeah.”
“What do you say to her on these date that turns her pussy to ice?”
“I don’t think it’s that. Take the path on the right.”
“Then what is it?”
“When we hookup in the park, we don’t really talk except that one time someone was strolling by. It’s just a transaction. No strings. Dating usually involves strings. That’s the bench.”
We jogged up to the picnic table where I usually ate lunch. I sat down. Tim remained standing.
“I was hoping we’d run into her doing someone else,” he said.
“Of course you were. Sit down.”
“Is there a safe seat?”
I pointed to the other end of the table and Tim cautiously sat.
“I’m sure she and I aren’t the only people who’ve fucked on this picnic table, Dude.”
“I don’t know if I can go out in public ever again.”
“Yes, you will.”
“Did you setup a third date last night?”
“I said we should do something during the week. Tuesday, we’re going to see a movie.”
“If she likes to avoid talking, that might have been a mistake.”
“Yeah, maybe. We’ll see.”
Over the next couple weeks, a pattern emerged. I would spend Fridays at the bar solo with my friends. They were beginning to wonder why Kate wouldn’t come to the bar with me. Timothy and I were jogging every Sunday morning. With Kate, we’d hookup in the park at lunch on Wednesday or Thursday, go to a movie Monday or Tuesday, and on Saturdays, the dates began to start earlier and earlier.
Today was Sunday. The day before, we had spent almost ten hours together. Finally, she agreed to go to my place. That was the first time the sex had been slow and deliberate. She did not stay the night. But it felt like progress. After our jog, Timothy suggested I come to his place after for a beer.
“We shouldn’t really follow a work out with beer, Tim.”
“Whatever.”
As we entered his building, Kate was walking out.
“Fancy seeing you today?” I said.
She looked at Timothy. “Yeah. I’ve seen this guy around. You two are friends?”
“He’s Timothy.”
“Nice to meet you,” Tim said awkwardly as he shook her hand.
“He seems wholesome.”
I laughed. “If you say so. Where’re you going?”
“Shopping. Wanna come?”
“Do you mind, Tim?”
“No. I’m just happy to find out Kate isn’t some AI girlfriend you’ve been showing up pics of. Have fun.”
We spent the day together. I had a good time. We returned to her building afterward but she still didn’t want to invite me up. Not a problem. An hour after I got home I received a phone call from Timothy.
“What’s up?”
“You might want to sit down.”
I heard a woman’s voice in the background say, “You’re really going to tell him?”
“What’s going on?”
“I don’t know how to tell you this. And I’m being told to mind my own business. But I can’t.”
“What?”
“You’ve known Kate longer than you think.”
“What?”
“Her male roommate who’s an asshole and she doesn’t want you to meet?”
“You’ve seen him? Sure you have. You both live in the same building.”
“Yeah, I’ve seen him. He’s me.”
“You? You live with Sal.”
Timothy didn’t say anything.
“You live with Sal.”
The obvious conclusion refused to click.
“I’ve got to go,” Timothy said. He hung up.
I had wanted to blow up her phone. Or Tim’s phone. Or Sal’s phone. I didn’t.
Monday, I received a hookup text for 12:30. I don’t know why I went to the park. When I got to the clearing, Kate was sitting at the bench facing away from the path. She was giving me a choice. I could walk up to her or I could walk away and she would have no idea if I had shown up at all. I probably stood there for five minutes unsure what to do.
I walked up and sat down on the bench.
She turned to look at me. Her lips trembled and I thought she was about to burst into tears. Her voice quavered as she said, “Hi, Trevor.”
“Hello.”
“Can you give me like five minutes uninterrupted?”
I said nothing.
“You’ve known the other me for almost a decade. You know I don’t do irrational things.
“I didn’t do all this for you at all. I wanted a change. In fact, it had nothing to do with you. I spent a lot of money to get one of those nanite injections. I don’t know if you know how it works. If you’re just making a change, you go to the offices and pick out a look, each one is unique and they give you the injection. They give you a six-pack of energy drinks. Literal energy drinks. The drinks wake the nanites and the nanites transform you into whatever you could afford to buy. The drinks last about a day and you get to test run the new you. If you are satisfied, you buy the nail polish, she showed him her fingernails. As long as the polish is freshly applied, you remain changed.
“I’ve been putting this polish on and taking it off depending on the day the last couple weeks. Ultimately, once you’ve decided never to go back, they give you a tattoo and the nanites are locked in.
“I swore Timothy to silence about this. But I never told him I was your Kate. He’s been calling me Sally. Please, don’t blame him for not telling you sooner. My heart died when I saw you and him yesterday. He didn’t say anything before I dragged you out shopping. But last night, he demanded I tell you. When I said… when I said I didn’t want to risk losing you, he flipped out. And then he called you.
“But I’m getting ahead of myself,” she said, pausing to wipe a tear from under her eye. “You probably want to know why and why you. It was totally random. The day you met the weird woman who fucks random men in the park was the first day I drank one of the energy drinks. It was literally the first time I looked like this.
“As I said. I didn’t do this for you. I had no clue you were in the park. After the changes finished I was pumped up. Sal is a frumpy middle-aged man, already in his decline. His knees hurt all the time. He gets back aches and his feet get sore easily.
“Suddenly, I felt good. Great. Fucking fantastic even. I dashed out of the apartment and went for a jog. It had been years since I’d been able to run. And when I came around the corner and saw you sitting there eating lunch. Well, I just had to prank you. And how better to prank you than to ask you to fuck a random woman in public.
“I swear. I didn’t think you would say yes. I would have bet hundreds of dollars you’d say ‘out’. But you didn’t. Remember I was feeling fucking fantastic. I bent over and I gave you shit about not being rock hard in my presence. It was hilarious. And then you shoved it deep into my virgin vag.
“I had been wrong about feeling great. At that moment, I felt fucking fantastic. After I jogged away it dawned on me what I had just done. When I turned back to Sal I didn’t want to do again. Six figures in cash wasted on one fucking fantastic jog and one fucking fantastic fuck.
“The second time we met, I knew you’d continue to eat in the same spot, I was so nervous. And you just jumped up and fucked me. I should have told you then. I managed to get my burner phone into your contacts. I was amazed you didn’t blow up my phone. Instead, you wanted a real date.
“I just wanted a body that didn’t ache and I spent a fortune to get it. And payment for my deal with the devil was lying to my friend. God. I’m so glad now Timothy, of all people, forced the issue. I don’t know what you’re thinking. I don’t know if I want to know. But, whatever you want to do going forward is fine. I made my bed. I hope you’ll lie in it with me.”
That was a lot to process. Sal was not a liar. Was Sal into spanking? I chased that thought away. She was so tense. I could tell it was killing her to wait for me to respond. And then it dawned on me, if I could tell how she was feeling, my own feelings must not be in flux. I was good. I laughed.
She wasn’t reassured and that made me laugh harder.
I reached forward and she leaned toward me. I cupped her head in my hands and pulled her closer. I closed my eyes and kissed her. Her entire body shuddered in relief and she kissed back. She was pushing me back as we kissed like she was trying to climb into my mouth. I leaned back and opened my eyes. She was on the tabletop, her legs straight out behind her. She was going to fall into my lap if I let her.
I pulled her sideways and she rolled off the table onto my lap. “Someone is a very naughty girl,” I said. And I gave her ass a sharp smack.
“I’m so sorry, sir. May I have another?”
I only managed to spank her a couple times before I was laughing again.
She sat up and leaned against me sitting. “What is so funny?”
“I really don’t know. The universe,” I said, catching my breath. “You wanted to be young. Why be a woman?”
“It was cheaper to be an above average looking woman than to be a good looking man. To be as great looking guy as I’d have wanted was pricier than this body. And since I hadn’t really slept with a woman in a while, I could continue to go without using a dick for long time. Besides, I found out that it’s better to receive.”
“Now you sound like Timothy.”
“Don’t be mean.”
“Why Kate?”
“You caught me off guard,” she laughed. “It was totally random in that moment.”
“You hadn’t picked a name?”
“I know. It’s stupid. As I said, Tim was calling me Sally but I didn’t like that name. I figured I’d try a few out before settling on one.
“I hope you actually like the name Kate.”
“When you say it, it sounds great.”
“Aw. And the spanking and probably exhibitionism?”
“Having traits like that actually lowered the price.”
“That’s... sketchy.”
“I’ve come to accept the people who run the nanite injections company are a bunch perverts,” she said with a laugh. “I didn’t see the downside to having those traits, among others you haven’t discovered. You’ve probably known women who need an hour to think about having an orgasm. Who needs that? With the two traits you’re aware of, I’ll never have that problem.”
“Well, I can’t wait to tie you down and tickle your feet properly.”
“Oh, fuck, don’t say things like that unless you mean it. Also, try to work on your domination.”
“I suppose I should buy some nice long feathers,” I said. It had the expected effect on her. “Look at you squirm.”
“You’re a meanie.”
We laughed. I tried to seem serious. “Friday. Are my friends finally going to meet the girlfriend who’s been avoiding them?”
“Yes. But the week after, our friends are going to learn the truth. I figure we need them to meet me without knowing I’m Sal for at least one week.”
“That’s fair. How will Tim feel about that?”
“He won’t say anything. He’ll be happy you know.”
“I am disappointed in one thing.”
“You are? What can I do about it?”
“When you were pouring your heart out to me, you missed a golden opportunity.”
“I did?”
“At the end, you should have said something like, ‘I hope you’ll accept me for who am I. I only ask, are you in... or out?’”
“Oh.“
I glanced at the end of the table.
“Oh!” She said. She scrambled off the bench. She leaned over the table and looked at me lustfully. “I’m in.”
So was I.
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Naomi snuffed out her cigarette. She rarely took more than a few drags from one. She just liked holding it. And it allowed her to take breaks outside. She still had a few minutes on her break and she wasn’t going to waste a second of it even if it was a hot, sticky summer night.
How had she ended up here? It was a frequently recurring thought. No friends, no money, no prospects. She had thought being a stripper would get her all the money she needed to pay for her mother’s operation. It hadn’t. She was still in debt. And her mother had died a few months later. That was four years ago. She figured another three years working in this dive would get her to zero debt.
Then what?
Would she have to keep stripping? She’d be thirty-four by then. She had no job skills beyond pole dancing and stroking the male ego, and stroking other male things. At least, she wasn’t a total whore, she told herself. She’d never taken money to be penetrated. This also meant she hadn’t been penetrated in several years. Anyone who would ask her on a date would expect her to put out on the first date. And she wasn’t that kind of gal.
Pride?
She had to hold onto something given she had nothing else.
Her boss poked his head out the back door and she made it look like she had already been heading inside. He told her she was on next. She sat in front of a mirror and touched up her lip gloss and face paint. One had to look ridiculous to milk the most money from the simps who frequented the club.
Her music started and she scrambled on stage. She hit her first dance mark and went through her routine. Half of it was on the pole. One upside to being a pole dancer was fitness. Her core strength and stamina were at their peak these days. A handful of the patrons appreciated her abs. Though, she had avoid getting too hard of a hardbody. The other half of her stage show was shaking her boobs and butt in some guy’s face and for most of the patrons they had to sway and swing when she shook them.
She could do her routine in her sleep. Probably had a few times. Maybe more than a few. Many of the regulars were in their regular seats. The order she traversed the seats in front of the stage was somewhat fixed as well. She wanted to frequently visit the guys who liked to dole out the smaller bills slowly while visiting the guys who only would pay out once or twice less frequently. If she tried to hit up some of them too often they’d hold a grudge.
Who was that?
There were other unfamiliar faces out in the crowd that night, like any night. She didn’t pay attention until they demonstrated a penchant for giving her cash. But, this guy… This guy stood out. He was well-dressed. She guessed he was there for a bachelor party, although there weren’t any notices on the board backstage that they were expecting any big parties tonight. It was Wednesday. Why would there be a party in the middle of the week?
He was looking at her eyes. Usually that was creepy. This was the one place a woman has no reason to say, “My eyes are up here.” He didn’t look like a creep. He saw her checking him out. He approached one of the empty seats. As she drifted his direction he was holding a ten dollar bill. She’d expected he would try to be flashy with her and wave at least a fifty. A ten dollar bill usually meant there were more to come.
She’d already collected three tens from him when she came by again and he had no bill.
“Should I ask for a lapdance?” he said to her. It was loud enough to be heard over the music. The guys in the nearby seats probably couldn’t hear him, though.
“That’s up to you, Sugar,” she said with a Southern drawl. She couldn’t remember why she’d started her job here pretending to be from Kentucky. But, she’d kept it up ever since.
“I’ll consider it,” he said. “You aren’t from Kentucky.”
She almost stopped dancing. He hadn’t accused her of not being a Southern belle. He somehow knew she claimed to be from Kentucky. Had someone told him? None of the girls had been here long enough to remember where she’d said she was from when she first arrived. Well, Rita had been here. But, she was more of a recluse than Naomi.
“I’m not? A lapdance might be your chance to find out.”
“You got it.”
He walked away.
Her stage time was over shortly after that. She collected whatever bills were scattered across the stage and exited.
The back room coordinator, as Gus liked to be called, said she had a lap dance in room four. She quickly added a spritz of perfume to the nearly visible cloud of perfume orbiting her body and headed for room four.
“Hi, Naomi,” he said.
“Gus tell you my name?”
“Only your stage name.” He’d said another word. She couldn’t be sure but it had sounded like he’d said, “Mary.” Her actual name. How did this guy know her real name?
She gave him her best, ‘you’re a creep,’ look and said, “You don’t stop that I’m walking out of here.”
“Sorry. Please give me the rules talk so we can get started.”
“Sure.” She quickly went over the rules. He’s not allowed to touch her or his dick. She also can’t touch his dick. When she says it’s over, it’s over.
“Is there anything in that speech about water landings?”
She laughed. “I was told I was too tall to be a stewardess.” She started dancing. She sat on his lap facing him, rubbing her hands on his chest. He had a hard body. He must workout religiously, she thought.
“Turn around and lean back against me.”
“Oh, you want the grind.”
“Sure.”
She did as he’d said and started grinding her ass against his lap. He was getting hard. They always did.
“Do you like working here?”
“I think you know the answer.”
“If you could do anything for a living, what would you do?”
“You’re awfully chatty.”
“Do you have something better to do besides move your ass and answer some questions?”
“I suppose not. I’m not really qualified for much else.”
“Honest. Let’s pretend qualifications no longer matter.”
“Oh, I suppose I’d like to be a lawyer. Protecting people who have no protection.”
“Like from outrageous medical bills.”
“I… Please don’t do that.”
“What would you do if you found we’d switched places?”
“You aren’t sitting on my lap.”
“No, my mind would now be in your body; your mind now in mine. When the lap dance ended, you could just walk out the front door and live my life and I’d have your life.”
“That’s ridiculous.”
“Humor me. No longer a dancer, would you just quietly leave? Or, would you demand I fix it and put us back how we are now?”
“You aren’t a serial killer, right? You don’t owe the mob a lot of money, right?” The lap dance, for the most part, was over. She was simply sitting on his lap, turned sideways to face him.
“I am a clerk at a law firm, by coincidence. I’m working to get my law degree at night. I have a girlfriend who is amazing. I don’t have any debt. No one is trying to kill me to my knowledge. To you, perhaps a better life.”
“Then why would you switch. There’s always a catch.”
“The transference isn’t just a snap of the fingers.”
“Sex?”
“Just fellatio. I’d give you a few hundred for it. Of course, I’ll be giving that money to myself if it works, which I can see you still doubt.”
“You’re talking fantasy. The world doesn’t work like that. And even if this magical mind swap existed, you’d have no reason to do it with me.”
“I used to be a stripper, a pole dancer.”
“All the more reason you would never want to come back to this.”
“No, I don’t miss it. I’m paying it forward. Someone made this offer to me several years ago. I didn’t say no.”
“And you gave him a blow job.”
“I did. And his life wasn’t as put together as the one I’m offering you. He was still in college. He didn’t have a job or a girlfriend.”
She laughed. “That means you’re a guy who can say he’s had his own dick in his mouth.”
“And will again shortly if you like.”
“Tell me about your ‘amazing’ girlfriend. Why are you leaving her?”
“I’ll tell you only if you say yes and commence the blow job.”
“We aren’t allowed to do that here.”
“I paid Gus an extra hundred for himself. We have plenty of time.”
“How do you know Gus’ name?”
“I worked for Gus here when I was a dancer. Most of the old crew are long gone now I noticed. I only recognized Rita and Gus. Her name is Donna, by the way.”
He knows everything.
“Three hundred dollars?” She verified.
“That’s what I said. Get up and let’s do this.”
“Okay.” She got up and knelt down in front of him.
“Great.” He unzipped his pants. “Sasha, my girlfriend, is actually fully aware of what I’m doing. She doesn’t know the woman is you or that you’re work here. Nor does she know today is the day. But, she knows the day will come. She wants to be surprised, to see how long it takes her to figure out I’m no longer me.”
“She wants you gone?”
“We drifted apart a few months ago. She says she’s going to miss swapping with me when I’m gone. That’s enough licking. Get into it.”
She was still having trouble wrapping her head around this crazy guy’s delusion. But, three hundred for a blow was the most money a mouthful of cum had ever paid her.
“You swapped bodies with Sasha often?”
“Too often. Frankly, I missed being a woman. I was born a woman. And while being a guy is great, you’ll love it, I’d like to be the woman in a relationship again. And Sasha didn’t want to be a man full time either. She can’t do the body swap and you won’t be able to either. So, either you two will hit it off or you go your separate ways.”
“I’ll be stuck as a man.”
“There are worse fates. You could work here for another ten years until you have no choice but to become a hooker.”
“Isn’t that the fate you’re giving yourself?”
“I’ve set it up so that I will pay off your debt in a couple months from a windfall only I know about. And then I’ll figure it out from there. Gus won’t shed a tear when Naomi quits.”
“No, he won’t. Are you close?”
“Think of it as you’re close. Any last questions?” He put his hands on the back of her head to guide her final ministrations.
“No.”
“Good, I’m about to cum. Speed up a bit. Yes. Yes. I--.”
She closed her eyes. She felt his cock throb.
His cock was gone. Did he pull it out of her mouth? He better not cum on my face. She came. She felt the cum shoot out of her. She opened her eyes. Her arms were stretched out in front of her, large shocks of hair filled her hands. She was looking at her own face. Its mouth was wrapped around… her cock, draining the last of her cum. She was sitting on the sofa.
The woman’s body, her body, her former body was pressed up against her shins and knees. She opened her mouth to show… her... a mouthful of cum. She closed her mouth and reopened it to show she’d swallowed it. “How are you feeling, Sugar?”
He – he was now he, he realized – he stared at his former body as it stood up. She brushed bits of dust off the stockings covering her shins.
“Take a few moments to get used to it. You’re probably a little spent from that orgasm you just had. Pretty epic, right,” Naomi said.
It was her body, her old body speaking. Her accent was different. Was that a real Kentucky accent?
“That was great,” he said flatly.
“Sasha loves giving head. You’d better get going. She gets off work at the diner at midnight. You have about an hour before she gets home and finds you went out without telling her you’d be out. Not a good way to start off on the right foot.”
“You… I…”
“You are a terrible liar, Tim, if that’s your real name. I’m still me. And no mind swap happened,” the stripper’s body said. “Where’s my three hundred?” She then whispered, “Your wallet is in your left back pocket. Take it out. And put your dick away, too.”
He reached into his pocket and pulled out his wallet. Three one hundred dollar bills were the only money in the bill fold. He pulled them out absentmindedly. He caught a glimpse of his driver’s license. His name was Kyle, not Tim.
Naomi snatched the three bills out of his hand. “Thank you, Darlin’. You best be on your way. You’re parked out the door to the right. The navigation system in the car will help you find your way home. The key with the square end is the key to your apartment. The apartment number is on your driver’s license.”
Naomi kissed him on the cheek. She left the back room.
Kyle sat there for a moment processing what just happened. He heard voices in the hallway. He tucked his dick into his pants as he stood up.
“Oh, I was told this room was empty,” Rita said. “You should get going, Sir.”
“Yes, sorry,” a man’s voice. He had a man’s voice. It had been the stranger’s voice. Now, it was his voice. “Sorry,” he repeated as he left. He stepped out of the back room area.
Naomi was on stage. Her routine was different, more dynamic. She was having a good time. It was a remarkable change from her earlier dances. Kyle could see the regulars were paying closer attention to this more engaged Naomi dancing on stage. If only they knew. Except, they probably wouldn’t even notice if someone told them. She has tits; she ain’t a guy, they’d say.
Kyle left the building through the front door for once. No, that was the expected way for him to leave. He turned to the right and looked at the parking lot containing five, no, six cars. He reached into his pocket and found the key fob to his car. He pressed the door lock button and one of the cars lit up and made noise. He got in the car.
This was the nicest car he ever had the privilege to be sitting behind the steering wheel of. He started the car with the ignition button. The AC kicked in immediately. Beads of sweat on his brow cooled instantly. The radio played softly. He pressed the button labeled voice on the display.
“Destination?” intoned the computer voice.
“Home.”
“Travel time estimated at twenty minutes. Provide turn by turn navigation?”
“Yes.”
“Drive five hundred feet and turn right.”
He took one last look at the bar. He knew he would never see it again.
Months had passed. A few weeks ago, Naomi had received an inheritance from a long lost aunt she’d never known to exist. Nor had she existed. The old Kyle had invented her. Her plan to date as a woman had very few opportunities that she felt were safe. So, she was waiting for just the right person to enter the club before she was going to quit her dancing career. She’d already applied to a college for the Fall semester.
He was here. When he gave her a few bucks, she said, “Ask for a lap dance, the Naomi Special. You’ll get a discount.”
It was an hour later that she entered the back room where the man waited. He’d had to wait for his friend to go home before ordering the private dance. She was a total pro at lap dances. She sat on his lap facing away from him. “You can hold my boobs.”
“I thought…”
She picked up his arms and placed his hands on her tits. “I want to ask you something. What would you do if we were to switch places?”
“You want me to sit on you?”
“No, not switching places with our bodies. Switch places with our minds. What if these were your boobs and I was in your body fondling them? Would you freak out and demand your body back? Or would you be intrigued to find out what being a woman was about? Is your current life better than learning about mine? I’m going to college in the fall, full time to be a lawyer.”
“I’m already a lawyer.” His playing with her breasts became less focused.
“What a coincidence. What would it be like to experience college as a woman? And you’d already know all the material?”
“I’d have to take the bar again.”
“A small price to pay. New experiences require risk. I bet you’re a gambling man. Maybe you could get out from under some pesky debt as well. And I haven’t told you the best part. To do the exchange, I have to give you a blowjob. If I’m out of my mind, you get a blowjob. But, what if I’m not crazy?”
Becoming a woman? Dodging his student loans? Not having that sketchy guy from the private poker game trying to blackmail him? A free blowjob? All these thoughts took root in his mind. Her ass grinding against his smothered cock was also creating thoughts.
“So? What do you say?”
Since there are four of these short stories, they probably deserve a series page.
The Transformation Inspector takes place in a universe where magic is uncommon, not rare, and regulated by a Magic Guild. We follow Thomas Ryder, a specialist in transformation magic, as he investigates rogue magic use. A serial transformer is on the loose. Will he put a stop to the perpetrators spree of group mannequin transformations that nigh impossible to reverse?
Meanwhile, at home, his child has had been performing gender change magic in order circumvent some of the house rules Thomas placed on them. How will this turn out?
Thomas Rider parked his car in the driveway and approached the front door. He straightened his collar before ringing the doorbell. After a moment, a tall, older gentleman opened the door. He was dressed in a formal suit. Given the size of the home, he gave off butler vibes.
“May I help you?” the butler said.
“Good afternoon,” Thomas said, pulling a thin leather folder from his pocket. He opened it to show it to the butler. “I'm Inspector Thomas Rider of the Mage Guild: Transformation Division. According to our records there is a statue transformation on these premises. I'm here to give it its annual inspection.”
“Oh, yes, I had today marked on my calendar to expect someone from Guild. If you'll walk this way,” he said stepping aside to let Rider in. He closed the door behind him and walked down the central corridor of the house, turning right at the end of the hall. This room was a study or library, perhaps. In the window stood a nude, female, marble statue. “There is the statue, sir.”
“Anything to report? Any nicks, scratches, accidental falls?”
“No, sir. The statue has been accident free. Mrs. McMurtrey dusted it this morning.”
“Mrs. McMurtrey?”
“The maid, sir. Would you like to speak to her?”
“That won't be necessary. Now if you'll excuse me. I'll perform my inspection.”
“Certainly, sir. I'll inform the Master that you are here.”
“As you wish.”
The butler left. Rider set down his Inspector's valise on a table near the statue and opened it. He pulled out a small cloth and tossed it at the statue while casting a spell. The cloth landed on the statue and turned into a robe, belted at the waist.
He pulled a folder from the bag and opened it to review the terms of the contract.
“Are you the inspector?” A man said behind Rider.
“Yes, Inspector Thomas Rider. Are you a signee of the contract?”
“I am. William Wainswright, III.” They shook hands.
“Says here you have a forty year contract with the Guild. This statue is the second statue you've had and is only on loan for five years.”
“That is correct. Apparently, this is the lady's first time as a house statue and she did not know if she would want to be doing this decades from now.”
“Sensible girl. Do you want her to retain her current pose after the inspection or is she free to change it?”
“Oh, sure, let her change her pose.”
“Thanks, sir. I must ask you to leave so I may speak with her without you applying any undo influence on her.”
“Of course. Nice to meet you, Inspector.”
The man left.
Rider cast another spell and the marble statue gained color. The hair became dark, the skin gained a tanned tone. Her eyes blinked a few times and her mouth opened soundlessly.
“Give it a minute, dear, for you voice to return. Have you been treated well this past year?”
“I-- Oh, yes. That was an entire year?”
“Yes. What is your full name?”
“Jennifer Ann Winston,” she said pulling the robe tighter around her.
“Are you cold?”
“A little.”
“Sorry, this won't take long. Date of birth?”
“August 7, 1999.”
“Mother's maiden name?”
“Pertucci.”
He held a pen out in front of him. “Focus on the pen tip and follow it with your eyes.” He moved the pen to the left, to the right, up, and down. “Good, no gross cognitive loss. According to Guild bylaws, as this is your first inspection on this assignment, you have the option to opt out of the remaining four years of your contract. You would only receive one-fifth of the agreed upon payment, of course. But there is no stigma to finding out you don't want to be a statue for five years.”
“No, I'm good. I'll finish the contract. I want to go to nursing school and this should pay for a lot of it.”
“As you wish. I can also offer you my phone if you wish to contact someone.”
“No,” she said sadly. “I don't want to contact anyone.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes.”
“Okay, then the inspection is over. I spoke to Mr. Wainswright and he said you could choose a new pose if you wished.”
“Oh, I'd actually like to face that way. Have something different to look at until next inspection.”
“Certainly. Just tell me when you are ready.”
She turned to the side and placed her hands on her hips, thrust her chest a bit forward, and smiled.
He dismissed the inspection spell and the color faded from her, returning her to a stark white marble statue. He reached out and grabbed the tag from the inside of the robe's seam and pulled. The tag separated from robe causing it to disappear. He put the tag back in his bag.
He stepped back into the hall where the butler was waiting for him. “I'm done.”
“Of course, sir. This way.”
Rider was driving to his next inspection within a few moments. The apartment he arrived at was not nearly as nice as the home he had just left. He knocked on the door and waited.
A man opened the door. With a sour look, he said, “What do you want?”
“I'm Inspector Thomas Rider of the Mage Guild: Transformation Division. Are you Harry Jenkins?”
“Yeah, so?”
“You possess one of our sex dolls according to our records.”
“Yeah, I got her for three years. It ain't been more than a year yet.”
“It is one year today. I'm hear to inspect the doll.”
“All right. Just don't take too long.” He opened the door and pointed at another door. “Bedroom's in there.”
“Before I go in, has there been any wear, tear, or damage to the doll.”
“No.”
“Thanks,” Thomas said. He entered the bedroom. Lying facedown on the bed with one arm hanging off was the naked sex doll. He turned it over and some fluid leaked from its mouth. He snapped his fingers and the doll became clean, almost shiny. He cast a spell and the mouth on the doll, currently a hollow opening turned into a proper mouth, the head of the doll became human and the eyes blinked.
“Who are you? Why can't I move?”
“I'm an inspector from the Guild. You're still a doll, Ma'am. State your full name.”
“The Guild? Thank god you're here. That prick is cheating on me.”
“Hold on. State you name, please.”
“Mary Elizabeth Jenkins.”
“Jenkins? You're relation to Mr. Jenkins?”
“I'm his wife. And he's been cheating on me.”
“I'm not a marriage counselor, Ma'am. I'm only here to make sure no one has tampered with your doll spell or damaged your doll form.”
“Well, I want out of here. He shouldn't be having sex with other women when he has me.”
“Let me look at your contract.” He pulled the file out of this valise and read through it. “Mr. Jenkins, can you come in here?”
“What now?” Harry said as he entered.
“Cheater. How dare you bring Suzi Weiss into our bedroom and fuck her in front of me?”
“Shut up, Doll. I told you not to have yourself dolled. Too lazy to even participate in sex with me.”
“You said you would love it if I was a doll.”
“Mr. and Mrs. Jenkins, please stop,” Rider said. “Mrs. Jenkins, do you wish to break the contract making you Mr. Jenkins' sex doll?”
“I do.”
“Are you taking her away?”
“Are you going to finish paying off the loan you took out for her transformation?”
“Fuck no.”
“Then I am taking the doll away.”
“Taking me where?”
“To inventory.”
“Inventory!?”
“Ma'am, you are breaking the loan contract for your transformation. As the collateral for the load, you are now the property of the Mage Guild for the next two years. As such, I will bring you back to the office and you will be sent to inventory.”
“What?”
“Do I need to repeat myself?”
“You said you would pay the loan off from money you got from your mother.”
“Mother never gave me the money. And frankly, it was your idea to become a doll. I don't know why you're bitching about staying a doll.”
“I was going to be your doll.”
“I didn't want a doll.”
Thomas snapped his fingers and the woman's head turned back into a doll head. “Are you sure you will no longer be making payments on the load? Once she goes to inventory, you won't see her again for at least two years.”
“Absolutely. Do you need me to sign something?”
“No. I'll just collect the doll and be on my way.” Rider picked up his phone and called a number. “I need a repossession id number.” He wrote the number on a label as it was told to him. He affixed the label to the doll's stomach. Then he cast a spell and the doll disappeared from the bed. “I'm done here.”
“Thanks for stopping by,” Mr. Jenkins said.
As Rider stepped out of the bedroom, he saw a woman sitting on the sofa. “Good day, Ms Weiss.”
“Bye,” the confused woman said.
* * *
Thomas returned to the office after two more inspections. He needed to finish the paperwork for the repossession. He left around two in the afternoon as he was done for the day. When he got home, he went up to his bedroom. He wife was lying on the bed. She was a sex doll at the moment. He disrobed and had sex with the doll. As he climaxed, the doll turned human and climaxed as well.
Afterward, she said, “How was your day, dear?”
“Not bad. Had a domestic dispute turn into a repossession.”
“Oh?”
“Yeah, a woman had herself dolled, used herself as collateral, and it turns out her husband didn't want her to be a doll.”
“You like when I'm a doll.”
“I like the method used to turn you back each day, Sonia.”
“I knew you would.”
He got up and started to get dressed. “I have some paperwork to finish up. Shouldn't take more than an hour?”
“Okay. I think Grace is home. Check on her before you go to your office.”
“Okay.” Thomas left the bedroom and went down the hall. He knocked on Grace's door.”
“One minute,” Grace said. There were sounds of someone getting off a bed and then sitting down. “Come in.”
He opened the door and Grace was sitting on her bed. One of her friends, Becky he believed was her name, was sitting at the desk. “How was school?” he said.
“School was fine.”
Thomas snapped his fingers and where Becky had been sitting, a boy appeared. “Who's this?”
“How could you tell?”
“Becky doesn't wear yellow high-tops like this young man does. Your transformation spell was sloppy.”
“I'm just going to leave,” the boy said.
“Hold on, son. What's your name?”
“Bryce Kellian.”
“Of course it is. Has Grace told you the rules of the house?”
“No, sir.”
“If she's caught with a boy in her room, either she spends the next three days as a boy or the boy spends the next three days as a girl. Since it's her punishment, I'll let you decide. Are you about to meet my son Greg? Or do you become Grace's BFF Becky?”
“You don't have to--” Grace started to say.
“Greg? Isn't Greg your cousin?”
“You've met Greg?” Thomas said.
“This isn't the first time Dad has seen you on the property.”
“Oh, is Bryce the one that got away?”
“Yes, Daddy.”
“Oh, that time you teleported me away.”
“Yes.”
“I ended up twenty feet up the tree in front of my house.”
“Sorry.”
“So, I'm changing the conditions,” Thomas said. “Five days for one of you. Who's it going to be, Bryce?”
“I'll become Becky.”
“Bryce?” Grace said.
“My mother always wanted a daughter. And I could tell you were very uncomfortable being Greg.”
“You don't have to do this for me.”
“Of course, I'd do anything for you.”
“Aw.”
“All right. I'm turning around. One kiss. Then it's Becky time.” Thomas turned around. After a few seconds he said, “That should be enough.”
“I'm ready,” said Bryce.
Thomas turned around. He cast the spell. Bryce morphed into a girl. “I've made you the same basic size and shape as Grace so you can share her clothes. You need to loan her some clothes to wear other than the ones she was wearing during the transformation.”
“Yes, Daddy.”
“Can you call my mother and warn her I'm a girl,” Becky said.
“No need. Anyone who knows you, who was not in this room just now, believes you have always been Becky.”
“I'm on the cheerleader squad. Wait, why did I say that?”
“Did you mean the football team? Some things have changed. It'll all go back to normal next Tuesday.”
“Are you done teasing my boyfriend?” Grace said.
“As long as I don't see a boyfriend in your room, no teasing happens.” He closed the door as he went to his office.
* * *
After dinner, Thomas and Sonia were clearing the table. Sonia said, “Something's off with Becky? Was she a boy this morning?”
“She was. Found him in Grace's room.”
“And she had him turn into a girl.”
“No, I had him decide. He chose to become a girl.”
“Do you think they're serious or did he just want to be a girl?”
“I hope the former. I'm not supposed to do gender swaps for free.”
Author's Note: Link to Part One
Thomas shook hands with the lawyer and said, “Eighteen years, I think, Dan. You look good.”
“I still run. Not as fast as we were in high school: Rathmore and Ryder, top two high school middle distance runners three years in a row. But I can still do a five k run, take a shower, and go to work.”
“That’s more exercise than I get, certainly. But, you didn’t call me out of the blue to talk about running.”
“No, of course not. An old client of my firm died last week and the file indicated that part of the estate contains transformed individuals. I requested you personally when I called the Guild office. You’re the best wizard I’ve ever met.”
“I don’t know about that. What’s special about an estate with transformed individuals? Anyone in my office could handle that.”
“This estate was for someone who lived into their nineties. I suspect some of the magic involved is pre-Covenant.”
“Oh. I see. What does the will say?”
“Technically I can’t tell you that. But, I haven’t actually read the will. According to some rumors I heard, some of the objects packed in boxes in the attic are mentioned in the will as beneficiaries of part of the estate.”
Dan was skirting the laws of magic and the laws of estate planning rather deftly, Thomas thought. “Say no more before I have to arrest you. Can I get access to the estate?”
“Yes. I was hoping you’d have time today.”
“I’ll drive.”
* * *
“Mr. Rathmore? Why is there a spell lock on my grandmother’s home?” Said the middle-aged woman who immediately ran up to meet Dan before he even got out of Thomas’ car.
“Because there are magic spells within the house and they must be dealt with to ensure your grandmother’s wishes are followed in accordance with her will.”
“Are you the spell inspector?” the woman in her early fifties said to Thomas. “I’m Vickie Umbread. I was Nana’s oldest grandchild. My mother, Nana’s daughter, is waiting over there in the car.”
“Pleasant to meet you, Ms Umbread. But I’m afraid you and your mother will have to wait outside.”
Thomas looked at the spell encircling the house and reached for his phone. He entered the address into a form and received the code word that would allow him to bypass the spell without disrupting it. He approached the front door and said, “Follow me in, Dan.” Thomas closed the door behind them and cast another spell. “Attic is this way.”
The spell led them to a narrow set of stairs behind a narrow door on the second floor. Stairs behind the door led up to the attic. It was dusty but not musty. There were boxes stacked in neat piles on the floor. Thomas stepped up to one of the piles and removed the top box so he could open the next box. Light flashed as he opened the lid.
Dan started walking toward the stairs.
Thomas sensed a memory spell had just gone off. He had managed to resist it. “Dan, Dan!”
“Thomas Ryder! How long as it been? Why are we in an attic?”
Thomas cast another spell out of annoyance and Dan shook his head. “What happened?”
“Forget spell. You know why we’re here?”
“Mrs. Difilipo’s will?”
“Good. Yes. Hopefully, there aren’t any other traps. There are four living dolls in this box.”
“Living dolls in a dusty old attic? How long have they been here?”
“The spell appears to be very strong and unfaded. Rather unusual for a pre-Covenant spell. I’d guess at least 50 years.”
“And they’re still alive?”
“Unfortunately for them, yes. Although I suppose their fortunes have just changed.” He removed the dolls from the box. Beneath them was a small manila envelope. “Hang on.”
He set his phone down and cast a spell. He hit record on the phone’s video camera function. “Thomas Ryder, Transformation Inspector, First Class. Badge number 23A.” He announced the date, the location, who else was in the room. “File number 883274. Envelope was found in a box with four pre-Covenant transformed living beings. Breaking the seal.”
He held the papers in front of the camera one by one. “These appear to be hand written contracts or invoices, paying four individuals to serve as part of the spell that transformed them. Although the payments seem to be two pennies each.”
“Rather low,” Dan said, looking at them in turn. “Let’s see. 64 years. That’s 11 cents in today’s dollars. I doubt they invested that money, though. The will implied they were properly paid. I suppose Mrs. Difilipo didn’t really know the terms of the spell.”
“Given the booby trap on the box. I don’t want to restore these dolls here. I’m going to take them back to the office.”
“Whatever you think is best.”
Thomas cast a spell, creating a special containment box and put the dolls within it. As he closed the lid, he immediately grabbed Dan’s arm and threw both of them to the ground. The cardboard box the dolls had been in exploded.
“What the fuck?” Dan said. Then grabbed his leg. “I’m bleeding.”
“Someone really didn’t want those dolls to leave this attic,” Thomas said.
* * *
Paramedics were waiting outside by the time Thomas carried Dan out of the house into their arms. Vickie and an older woman rushed toward Thomas, talking over one another and asking what happened. The older woman was not the woman who had been waiting in Vickie’s car. She was Vickie’s aunt.
“Someone put a magic trap on some boxes in Mrs. Difilipo’s attic. Either of you know who?”
“No one I know,” the Aunt said.
“It was Grandpa, most likely,” Vickie said.
“You hush. Daddy would never harm a fly.”
“I’m the granddaughter. Shouldn’t I be the one who never knew Grandpa was a lunatic, Aunt B?”
The other older woman hobbled from the car to calm her sister down. “Barbara, you know Dad was a terrible person. If not for Mom, he probably would have been a serial transformer.”
“You don’t talk about him in public like that.”
“He’s been dead for twenty years, Barbara. Let it go.”
“And you are?” Thomas said to the level headed septuagenarian.
“Eustace Goodwin. My mother was Edna Difilipo. Vickie, here, is my daughter. And Barbara is my naive sister.”
“Well, the damage from the explosion didn’t break anything except Mr. Rathmore’s skin and pride. The energy of the explosion only targeted people, not things. If your father made that spell, he was a rare wizard indeed. There was also an expertly crafted memory spell up there.”
“That would be for the dolls.”
“You mean my dolls,” Barbara said.
“I’m hoping the inspector here is going to be restoring the dolls,” Eustace said.
“That’s my intent.”
“You can’t do that. Daddy didn’t want anyone playing with those dolls after we outgrew them.”
“No one is going to play with them, Ma’am. They are going to be restored to life. Do you know who they are?”
“I don’t believe you when you say they’re alive.”
“Always in denial, Barbara?” Eustace said. “I have a guess. But I’d rather be wrong than guess correctly.”
* * *
Thomas was setting the dinner table for four, telling Sonia about the estate fiasco he was involved with at work.
“She filed a request for an injunction against dispelling the transformations. The judge granted it because she felt if the people were unfairly transformed for over sixty years. A couple more weeks weren’t going to cause them additional harm or duress.”
“And you don’t know why these four people spent half a century in a box in an attic?”
“Not a clue. Why am I setting a fourth setting?”
“Becky is eating dinner with us.”
“Becky?”
“Also known as Bryce, Grace’s boyfriend.”
“Didn’t the spell I cast on him end a couple weeks ago?”
“Grace?” Sonia called up the stairs.
“What?”
“Bring the paperwork. Your father just noticed who Becky is.”
He thought he heard a laugh and then two teenage women bounded down the stairs and into the kitchen. Grace thrust a magic form at him as the two of them took their seats at the table.
“You’ve been casting a sex change spell on Bryce so often you got a FT7/A approved?”
“Wouldn’t want you having to arrest me, Dad.”
“Is that the form I signed?” Becky said.
“An FT7/A is a form that informs the Guild that a frequent transformation, the seven means a gender transformation, is being cast on a known, willing subject often.” He sat down and Sonia put food on the table. “Since you signed the form I assume you’re okay with this?”
“You said I wasn’t allowed to spend time with Grace as a guy in your house.”
“You could restrict seeing one another to other places.”
“I prefer spending time with Grace to spending time as a guy. Frankly, I think I like hanging out with the cheerleaders a lot more than the football team. I’m second position on the squad. I was a bench warmer with the guys.”
Thomas adopted his official voice as he handed the form back to Grace. “Well, this appears to be in order. Becky, you are aware that according to the form, there is a mental adjustment to your feelings about fashion, hair, and makeup.”
“I requested that. Can’t hang out with cheerleaders and be completely in the dark about makeup, hair, and fashion. When I’m Bryce, those thoughts disappear.”
“I suppose I can’t complain about Becky spending time in your room.”
“You could just let him be himself in my room.”
Thomas laughed. “Given what Becky just said, perhaps she is more her true self now than before this arrangement was made.”
* * *
Given the many precautions taken, the removal of the decades old transformation spell was anti-climactic. One second there was an old doll on the floor. The next there was a young man standing in its place. He was dressed in a shirt and trousers straight out of an old black and white television show.
“Oh, praise be, I’m alive. Where’s Edna?” Were his first words, accented with a hint of Irish brogue. “And Ma and Pa. Are they okay?”
“Slow down, son. What’s your name?” Thomas said.
“Oscar O’Day. I need to tell Edna I love her if there’s still time.”
“I’m afraid there isn’t. Do you know how much time has passed?”
“I fear to guess. You’re clothing looks unusual and I’m guessing the shirt skirt that woman is wearing isn’t as scandalous as I would assume. I can’t begin to guess what you might call that glowing thing you’re holding.”
“It’s a cell phone. It communicates without wires.”
“Short wave?”
“We’ll give you a history of the time you’ve missed in the coming days, um, Mr. O’Day. We need to know who did this to you.”
“That devil of a wizard, William Difilipo. Accused me of stealing his girl. She was my girl. She said she was with child and I was the father.”
“What?” Thomas hadn’t expected that kind of bombshell. “Eustace is your daughter?”
“Yes, my beautiful baby. She and her half-sister played with me for years before she outgrew dolls. William laughed and laughed when he was able to box us up and hide us away. How did he die? How did Edna die? Car accident? Where’s Eustace and her sister?”
“So, her sister, Barbara is William’s child?”
“As far as I know.”
“Edna lived to be ninety-two years old. She only died a week or so ago. You’ve been a doll for sixty-four years and trapped in a box in her attic for over fifty of those years, based on the timeline we’ve worked out.”
“How could she leave us in her attic all this time?” He looked genuinely upset.
“She couldn’t rescue you. Her husband apparently put memory spells on the box you were in that caused people to forget about you.”
“That bastard. How does anyone hold a grudge so long?”
“I couldn’t say. Who are the other three dolls?”
“My parents and my younger brother, Sean. Can I see them?”
“We’ll be restoring them after we finish up here.”
“Curse you, William Difilipo. He was the devil himself, as I said.”
* * *
“That’s awful,” Sonia said as they sat in the living room steaming a show.
“The estate will probably be in probate forever. The O’Days were wronged by the spouse of the deceased. But William died twenty years ago. And the statute of limitations on transformations doesn’t even apply since these spells were cast before there were laws regulating magic. William is 22 years old physically, but his birth was over 90 years ago. He and his family are over 60 years behind the times technologically and magically.”
“I assume any relatives they may have had who might remember them are long dead. Do they own anything other the clothes they wore?”
“No. There was a silver lining.”
“What?”
“Eustace found out that evil man was never her father. She and William have hit it off. But even that silver lining will tarnish. She’ll probably die long before he does.”
“Doesn’t the other sister have to live with knowing he was her father?”
“Barbara? She’s already in denial about William and thinks he’s trying to steal her inheritance. She’s the other reason it will be in probate forever.”
The front door opened and Becky came in before Grace. “Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Ryder,” Becky said.
“Hey, Mom and Dad,” Grace said.
“Does Becky live here now?” Sonia said.
Grace shrugged.
They were about to head upstairs when Thomas said. “One second, Grace.” And he cast a spell. Grace transformed into a man.
“Why’d you turn her into a man?” Sonia said.
“I didn’t. I just reversed whatever spell might have been cast on her in the last hour. She was wearing her Greg spell within the last hour while she was out with Becky.”
“Grace?”
“What? I’m not allowed to cast spells on myself when I’m out of the house?”
“I told her it was a bad idea.”
“Don’t take their side, Becky.”
“I’m not. I just don’t want you getting in trouble so much that I’m banned from seeing you at all. I love you.”
“I… You…?”
“Yes, I love you, Grace Ryder. Do you think I put up with being a woman half the time because I just like you?”
“We should leave,” Sonia said to Thomas.
“No, no, stay,” Greg said. He dismissed the spell on Bryce, who seemed surprised to be himself suddenly. The dress he wore managed not to tear thanks to a spell cast surreptitiously by Thomas. “I love you, too, Bryce.” The two men embraced one another and kissed deeply.
After a moment, Thomas cleared his throat and the two lovers separated. They looked at Thomas expectantly.
“In the afternoons before dinner, Bryce is allowed in your bedroom.”
Grace snapped her fingers and both men were women again. Grace gave Thomas a hug. “Thanks, Daddy.”
Becky reached out a hand to Thomas, who shook it. “Thanks, Mr. and Mrs. Ryder.”
They went up to Grace’s room, holding hands.
“At least one of them noticed I was here,” Sonia said.
“I hope you appreciate having a good relationship with your teenage daughter,” Thomas said. “That isn’t usually the case for mothers.”
“I do appreciate you being the bad cop,” she said giving him a kiss. “I hope you aren’t starting to go soft.”
“Maybe a little. Tomorrow, I think I’ll go running. Try to get myself back up to doing five kilometers without killing myself.”
Note: It's been a while between episodes. Here are some quick links to One and Two. Enjoy.
A man in his early thirties answered the door, “Yes?”
“Hello, I’m Inspector Thomas Ryder of the Mage Guild: Transformation Division. Are you Bernard Folkwell of 27 Henhouse Road, Hanging Tree, Rho?”
“No. My name’s Harry Earnest.”
“Do you know Mr. Folkwell or perhaps you’re aware of where he may be? I have a disconnected telephone number and this address as a last known address.”
“Sorry. Never heard of the guy.” Harry turned around and called out. “Joley? You know a… what was his name?”
As Thomas repeated the name, Harry’s wife reached the door. “Who’s this?”
“I’m from the Mage Guild. I’m looking for a man named Bernard Folkwell.”
“I don’t know who that is. But the name sounds familiar,” she said. “Oh, we received some mail addressed to a Bernard something a few times. We sent it back to the post office but they had no forwarding address for him.”
“Do you still have any of this mail?”
“I might. Please come in.”
Thomas was led to a chair in the living room where he sat with Harry until Jolene returned with a pair of envelopes. She handed them to Thomas.
“Can I keep these? I don’t want to open them here in case I might get some kind of reading from them.”
“Sure, they’re yours. Is magic fun?” she said. “I’ve never met a magician.”
“Wizard. Magicians are stage performers. And while some of them may also be spellcasters, all wizards are spellcasters.”
“I didn’t know that.”
“How long ago did you move in?” Thomas said.
“Four months?”
“Yes, four.”
“Notice anything weird when you moved in? Did you need to dispose of anything?”
“No, the apartment was completely empty when we arrived. You could even smell that it had been painted recently,” Harry said.
“There’s that wall thing.”
“Don’t start with that.”
“I’m not starting anything. He asked,” she said.
“It isn’t important. It’s probably a fire break or plumbing runs for the three apartments above us.”
“May I ask what you’re bickering about?” Thomas said.
“I’ll show you,” Jolene said. She got up and Thomas followed her to the kitchen. “Stop here in the doorway and look at that wall and the wall in the kitchen.”
“One of them is closer than the other.”
“Exactly. That’s what I told Harry.”
“He sees it, too?”
“He’s a wizard, Harry,” she said.
“Do you mind if I cast a spell?”
“I’d love to watch you cast a spell.”
“It’s not that exciting,” Thomas said and mumbled some words of power. A green mote of light appeared on his finger and he pointed it at the wall in the living room, the wall that looked closer than the kitchen wall.
Almost immediately, a line of green light formed between his fingertip and the wall. As he swept his arm across the length of the wall, the second line would continue moving with his finger and the original line remained anchored between his finger and the wall. When he was finished, five thin green lines connected his finger to five distinct spots on the wall.
“I was afraid of that.”
“What is it?”
“Can you call your landlord? I’ll need to have that wall opened up.”
“What?” Harry said. “Why? What’s special about the wall?”
“Nothing. But behind it are five transformed individuals who probably weren’t transformed according to Guild regulations.”
Thomas entered his home around the same time he always came home from work.
“Is that you?” Sonia called out from the kitchen.
“It always is,” he called back.
“There’s something for you to look at on the coffee table.”
Thomas took off his jacket and hung it. He removed his shoes and put them away. In the living room, there was an official Guild form, he could see it was a Guild form from as far away as the doorway. It was the only thing on the coffee table.
As he approached it, he could tell by the layout of the fields it was a PT4/G form – a permanent gender transformation form. Before he could get close enough to read it, he heard Sonia enter the room. He said, “Is it for Grace or Bryce?”
“There are two forms on table.”
He picked them up. The top one listed Gregory Ryder as the recipient of the transformation. The other form was for Rebecca Kellian. He could find no mistakes in the forms’ data. The Guild section was not yet filled out. “I suppose they’re serious.”
“Gregory wants you to bring the forms to work to file them tomorrow so the three month waiting period will be up by June.”
“And I suppose I’ll be casting the spells?”
“They would appreciate that as well. They want to have a big party and have you do the spells about an hour into the party. Like a combination going away party and birthday party.”
“How big of a party?”
“It would also serve as a graduation party with all their friends. Your brother and his family, my siblings and their family, the Kellians, Becky’s aunts, uncles, and cousins, some grandparents, and I think Becky has an older brother with two kids who would also be invited.”
“Who’s paying for all this?”
“Well, they figure we’d be saving money on the spells and that money could pay for the party. Are you okay?”
“Joe is going to rib me for years.”
“Yes, he will. And you deserve it. From what I understand, Rebecca has a decent cheerleading scholarship from Georgia Tech and she loves competitive cheer. She says Bryce was never going to get a football scholarship. And she was always planning to get a biology degree.”
“Is she doing it just for the scholarship?”
“No, the scholarship sealed the deal. She and Greg have spent the last month transformed as much as is possible within the limits imposed by the forms they filled out a couple months ago.”
There was a short silence. “You blame me.”
“Blame? Probably the wrong word. I’m very happy for Gregory and Rebecca. But, yes, you instigated their exploration.”
“Where are they?”
“At her house, they’re telling her parents about their plans.”
“Is Greg planning to go to Georgia Tech as well?”
“No, Greg’s career plans are unchanged. He’s going to study fashion design. He’s just far more interested in programs in Georgia than he was a few months ago.”
“What’s for dinner? I need to digest both dinner and this party idea.”
“It’s ingenious,” Joe said.
“It’s vile.”
“Oh, c’mon, Thomas. This is the kind of spell we dream about encountering and figuring out how to deal with.”
“Easy for you to say as you don’t have to deal with it.”
“There is that. How’s your son?”
“Don’t start that.”
“Do I need to remind you about the lesson at the academy which warns about using transformation as punishment?”
“No,” Thomas said flatly.
“I think I do.”
“Get out of my lab.”
Joe laughed. “Fine, fine. Good luck with the mannequins.”
The room was quiet once Joe left. Only Thomas and five mannequins, recently excavated from behind a wall in an apartment. It had taken over a month to get the paper work and court order executed. Thomas had hoped it would just be a matter of restoring them to life and interviewing them about who had done this to them.
One problem: the normal restorative spells didn’t work. After another week, Thomas had discovered the spells affecting the mannequins were all intertwined. They could not be dispelled individually. One top of that was the issue of the second mannequin from the right. He had identified her as Monica Ratkowski, a former student at Brown University. She had been reported missing four years ago. The spell affecting her was powered by her own desire to be a mannequin. And it seemed she loved being a mannequin. How the rogue wizard had managed to tie the other four spells into this spell was remarkable: ingenious, according to Joe.
Even the typical temporary spell he usually used to communicate with long term transformees could not penetrate this spell. A consultation with the Psychic Division merely confirmed that she was absolutely happy in her current state and no enchantment existed that was feeding false sensory data to her. She loved being a mannequin and never wanted to be alive again.
The others had no idea she was the reason they could not be restored. All of them wanted the transformation to end. He had been able to communicate with the first three. He was going to talk to the fifth one now.
After casting the communication spell, the head of the fifth mannequin turns back into a human head.
“What? Who are you?” it said.
“Be calm. I’m Thomas Ryder of the Mage Guild: Transformation Division.”
“Are you going to turn me back to normal? Please. I’m going insane.”
“Calm down. Unfortunately, there’s an impediment to restoring you beyond this limited communication spell. What can you tell me about the person who turned you into a mannequin?”
“Roger? He seemed like a nice guy. We dated for a couple months before he went nuts. He started saying we were made for each other and would never be apart. At first it sounded romantic. But, then he twisted it and started saying I’d never speak to another man – guess he got that one wrong – I’d never have to work another day in my life. And then he showed me the others.”
“How many others?”
“Twelve. After I was transformed, he showed me twelve other mannequins that I assume were also formerly living. He arranged five of us in a pentagram and cast this long ritual of a spell. There were lights and I felt something drawn out of my body.”
“Are you a wizard?”
“Level 2. I can do a spell that cleans and performs minor repairs to fabrics, paper, and leathers. I worked as a consultant for several dry cleaners and furriers. This communication spell is going to end soon. Isn’t it?”
“Yes, what’s your name?”
“Joyce Vreehooven, Guild account 345AT2.”
“I’ll be sure to look you up. What else can you tell me about Roger?”
“Um… He’s not quite six feet tall. Average build. Light brown hair, brown eyes. Clean shaven.”
“Last name.”
“Williamson. His mother called once. He said she lived out of state but never was more specific about it. I only knew him for a few months. We weren’t at the meet the family stage.”
“Where did you meet Mr. Williamson?”
“Vermont. I was on skiing holiday when we met and had a conversation. He said he lived close to where I lived and suggested we get in contact when we left Vermont. About two weeks later he sent me a text inviting me out to dinner. He was charming at first.”
“The spell is ending. It’ll be a few days before I can cast it again on you. Thank you. If you can think of anything else, remember it until I contact you again.”
“Why can’t you restor--?” Her head turn back to a hollow plastic shell.
That had not be as informative as it had seemed. All four women he had spoken to had known Bernard Folkwell by a different name. Thomas was going to update the file to rename him John Doe. All the details of the lives he presented to the women were contradictory. Joyce had just said he had a mother. Based on the first three women’s comment, he was estranged from his dead mother that one of them had been introduced to. That was just one of a dozen data points that were completely at odds with one another.
There was one common thread. He would meet the victims while they were on vacation. And he would happen to live near them. It would be hard to track down but he was going to cross-reference move-in data with these vacations. He would have to find out from the women the exact dates they met him and the exact dates he made contact with them after they were home from their vacations.
Gregory entered the house and sat down in the living room. Thomas looked over at his son and said, “Black eye?”
“You’ll laugh. I had to defend Becky’s honor.”
“By fighting?”
“It had started out friendly enough. Some of the guys were ribbing Becky that I’d taken her balls. She’s made this joke herself so I figured it wasn’t a big deal until I noticed she wasn’t smiling. They persisted in their taunting and it made my blood boil.”
“Testosterone is a powerful drug.”
“More likely it was the adrenaline. I let it get the better of me. I grabbed Brad by the shoulder and spun him around saying something like he better stop talking shit to my girlfriend.”
“Let me guess,” Thomas said. “He just used that to poke more jabs at Rebecca.”
“Yeah. I punched him in the nose. He got a couple lucky hits on my chest. But soon he was on his ass and a kick to the ribs had him crying uncle.”
“The other guys verbally pounced on him about being beat up by a former woman. I told them to shut the fuck up and then it got bad.”
“What happened?”
“One of them said, ‘Lighten up, Dude. Are you still getting your period?’ to me. I took out two of them before I got the punch in the eye. A bunch of people at the party jumped in to separate us at that point. All of us were tossed out.”
“How did Rebecca react?”
“She’s mad at me. I don’t blame her. That’s exactly how I would have reacted if I had been her. I feel so stupid. She wouldn’t even let me take her home. She caught a ride from Susie Ostlen.”
“Your best friend, Susie Ostlen?”
“Former best friend. Her boyfriend doesn’t like her talking to me. And while she’s told her boyfriend to mind his business, she doesn’t spend as much time with me as she use to by a long shot.”
“Sorry to hear that,” Thomas said. “You should get an ice pack and put that on your eye, wrapped in a towel, of course. Welcome to manhood. Maturity will help you keep your fists to yourself.”
Thomas called in an illusionist the next time he interviewed the four women he could talk to. They created a composite imagine of John Doe that the four of them agreed looked just like him. He seemed to be in his early forties, handsome but not overly good looking. He could probably make himself less noticeable with little effort and disappear into any crowd. An image search turned up no accurate hits. The man was a ghost, moved around frequently, and somehow had enough money to go to vacation spots to befriend his marks.
But the real question Thomas wanted answered was why. According to Miss Vreehooven, there were eight other victims he had no clues to the whereabouts of.
All the divisions were trying to help out as this case was getting unwanted attention. Mr. Earnest had posted to social media about the Guild coming in and wrecking his apartment. Curses and Gæses wanted to pay a visit to Mr. Earnest. That wasn’t allowed to happen.
The Divination Division suspected the wizard had protections in place to hinder divination. Thomas’ guidance counselor had told him to go into divination. He had rejected the idea because he felt divination was too unreliable.
He was surprised when Joanne from Divinations had a lead. She had linked the illusory image, to the mail, to the spells affecting the women, to the movements of a wizard who was currently at Daytona Beach. It was that time of year when college students flooded the beaches of Florida. Thomas pulled together a team and they rushed to the Dimensional Division’s office where a specialist teleported them directly to a location near where the wizard was expected to be.
Thomas’ team consisted of fellow Transformation specialist Joe Tanner, Wards and Guards specialist Adani Farusi, and Assault specialist Vera Ippistimo. As they arrived, Vera held an amulet out in front of her and said, “Target is less that fifty yards that way.”
“Good, they haven’t moved since they were detected.”
They moved forward with the precision of a special forces squad. Their target was thought to be in the backyard of a large ranch style home in a well-to-do neighborhood. Loud music could be heard coming from the backyard.
They approached the house. Thomas, whose normal duties didn’t involve raids, remained in the front yard in case their quarry tried to flee out the front door.
A moment after the team rounded the corner of the house, Thomas heard Adani shout, “Don’t touch it.” A massive release of magical energy followed, then silence. Thomas crept over to the corner of the house and looked around the corner.
Joe was touching the latch of a wooden fence enclosing the backyard. Adani was reaching toward him trying to stop him. Vera was standing over five yards away but that hadn’t helped her. All three of them had been transformed into mannequins.
Thomas felt another release of magic and immediately hit the ground and rolled away. The edge of the house where he had just stood was no longer there. A three feet wide semi-circular hole ripped through the corner like a hot ice cream scoop had removed it.
The door to the house slammed shut. Thomas hadn’t seen whoever had just poked their head out the door and attempted to disintegrate him. He pulled a charm out of his pocket and crushed it. The emergency beacon would alert any Guild workers that some major magic was happening here.
He went to the front door and felt another release of energy, this time it was definitely not transformation magic. He went inside and watched as a teleportation portal winked close. He pulled out his phone and called his boss. “Tell no one to teleport within a mile of the target location. The target just used a portal and I don’t want anything interfering with whatever traces can be read from where he went.”
“Who’s beacon went off?”
“Mine. The other three tripped a trap.” As he spoke, he walked to the back of the house and stepped outside. “Oh my.”
“They what? What do you mean, ‘oh my’?”
In the backyard, at least three dozen mannequins of diverse race and gender were standing, sitting, and laying about as though someone had taken a picture of a backyard party and then rendered it in mannequins.
Practice was over. Gregory picked up a towel to wipe some sweat from his face.
Thomas was about to towel off when a text arrived. “Son, I’ve got an emergency. Can you get a ride home?”
“No problem. Be careful out there.”
“I always am.”
When Thomas arrived at the scene, Joe approached with a grin on his face. “I can’t wait to hear why you are showing up to a crime scene looking like your wife.”
“I’ll tell you later. What’s the fuss?”
“Your man with the Gordian Knotted spells probably struck again. We’ve got three mannequin transformations that can’t be undone with standard spells. HQ sent out Amber and you know seers hate being sent out.”
“That bad?”
“The seer confirmed it’s your guy and that the spells can’t be reversed except by three separate rituals performed under separate full moons.
“It’ll take three months to restore them?”
“Given the other requirements, more like six. Each ritual also has a specific location requirement. One in Antarctica, one deep in the Amazon, and one at sea within the Arctic circle.”
“Seriously?”
“That last one is currently ice locked. Won’t be possible to get a ship to the location till May.” They entered the living room. “There’s not much to see here. But I figured you’d want to see the scene before we removed the mannequins and while stuff is mostly untouched.”
“Thanks. I’ll look around.”
“When you’re done, we’re gonna go get coffee, Mrs. Ryder.”
She just shook her head and entered the house. The three mannequins were identical and faceless. Presumably the guild would only be able to identify the victims through divination magic as well. She spent some time casting every sensory spell she knew. Just before giving up, she cast an ultraviolet sensing spell. Written on the wall of the living room was a message. She called Joe back into the room.
“If you stop looking for me, I won’t transform anyone else until you successfully release the first five mannequins I had to abandon. Otherwise, the next spell knot will require someone alive to die to release the others. Your move.”
“That’s going to involve a lot meetings with the higher up,” Joe said.
“Twenty-seven,” the seer, Amber, said as she entered.
“Coffee?”
Moments later at an all-night diner, “Let me get this straight,” said Amber. She put down the coffee cup she just drank from. “You turned your daughter’s boyfriend into a woman because they were spending time in your daughter’s bedroom. Yet, there was no evidence of any hanky-panky going on. And now they’re switching genders for the rest of their lives?”
“Yes.”
“Your son wants his marriage dance, traditionally with his mother, to be with you because if he were still a woman, she would have danced with her father?”
“Yes.”
“And they aren’t getting married for another year?”
“Right.”
“You’re up to speed,” Joe said. “The question is why are you a woman now?”
“Dancing lessons,” Amber said.
“Yes, Gregory insists we have to rule the dance floor,” Thomas said.
“So, petty revenge plays a part in this,” Amber said.
“Obviously.”
“How does Sonia feel about this?”
“She thoroughly enjoys when we body swap. She’s probably got some kind of seduction planned for when I get home.”
Amber laughed.
“You and her have sex when swapped?” Joe said.
Sonia’s face gave Amber an imploring look.
“Sorry, I am cursed to tell the truth.”
“Really?”
“What’s going on?” Joe said.
“You’re partner here is leaving out the part of the story where she enjoys having ‘Thomas’ do her far more than might be considered average and she’s excited to dance with Gregory.”
“You little slut.”
“I will go to HR and file a complaint, Joe.”
“Worth it. Who would have guessed all it takes to get prim and proper Thomas to loosen up is giving her a vagina?”
“I should never have answered the text.”
“Wouldn’t have helped,” Amber said “I didn’t know why I would be laughing in this restaurant tonight. But the vision I experienced yesterday matches what I’m seeing now perfectly. And you will look stunning in the metallic lamé, periwinkle dress.”
* * *
Thomas and Sonia lay in bed, their hearts racing, their bodies glistening with sweat. “Did you confess that we’ve been doing this every Saturday night for a couple decades now?”
“God, no.”
“You may as well. Joe’s going to razz you for months anyway. No use chancing him finding out about our weekly swap and getting razzed for an additional number of months at a later date.”
“I’ll take it under advisement.”
Sonia ran a finger around one of what was normally her body’s nipples. “You could experience this every night. We could swap in solidarity with our son. Until the wedding.”
“Begone foul tempter.”
“Drat. I far prefer being a foul temptress. Switch us back.”
Their bodies shimmered. It was now Thomas touching his wife’s nipple. “You were still erect?”
“Yes. And you know how ready my body is. What are you waiting for?”
He reached across her body so they could kiss. She shifted her legs to make it easier for him to get on top of her.
* * *
Thomas was in the kitchen making a batch of scrambled eggs when Becky entered the kitchen. “Good morning, Mr. Ryder.”
“That’s a bit awkward,” he said. “Could you grab some plates?”
She set several plates down on the table and put one in front of her seat and another where Thomas usually sat. “Awkward?”
“Call me Thomas or Dad. You’ll be part of the family soon.”
“Okay, Thomas.”
He dished out some eggs to each plate and sat down. “I didn’t think you two were serious for a long time.”
“We’re very serious.”
“I know. Do you want to know how I know?”
“I am curious.”
“Look at what you are wearing. Grace never dressed like that. Grace would wear something more Bohemian chic and frankly far more revealing. I’ve never seen you in such styles except when you were borrowing Grace’s clothes. You prefer more conservative clothes, layered more uniformly than the freer Boho style.”
“How does that make me serious?”
“You are your own woman. And you act that way. I suspect, and I have no desire to find out. I suspect if you and Greg broke up, you would remain Rebecca.”
“And Greg?”
“I think you know the answer to that.”
She nodded. “Did Greg get the desire to be a fashion designer from you?”
“No, no. I only dabble in understanding fashion. When Greg was younger, we would watch that fashion design runway competition show together. I had to learn a bit about style to keep up with her… his questions about the show.”
Greg entered the room and gave his father a hug before grabbing a plate and taking some eggs. “It’s okay if you say her when you’re referring to things Grace did with her Daddy.”
Thomas was touched. “I should get it right all the time.”
“Right is relative,” Greg said.
“Your mother is going to be mad she missed this conversation.”
Greg and Thomas nodded.
* * *
“It’s not like we have any leads as it is,” said Thomas, in his own body.
“We’re going to just leave those five women stuck?” Joe said.
“For now. It gives us time to undo the twenty-seven people found at the pool party and the three women found last week.”
“And once we free these people, how do we ask them about what happened to them without triggering our perp’s threat?”
“Not sure. We don’t have to cross that bridge today. Besides, there’s only been thirteen meetings about this. We still have fourteen to go if Amber was right.”
“I forgot about that.”
“Is that a coincidence?”
“What?”
“Twenty-seven. The alias Bernard Folkwell lived at 27 Henhouse Road. There were twenty-seven mannequins in the pool party.”
“That’s two. Two is usually a coincidence,” Joe said. “You aren’t thinking Amber’s predicted number of meetings is significant are you?”
“Should we ignore it?”
“Maybe if we find another twenty-seven. And you have to investigate it without being found out. During meeting eight of the first thirteen meetings we were told it was highly likely the threat delivered was highly possible.”
Thomas was looking through emails. “Check this out. Count all the unique people in those first eight meetings.”
“Twenty-seven. Fuck. So, in the meeting where the threat was determined to be very high, the twenty-seventh guild member was looped into this mess.”
“Looped into the meetings about the mess specifically. We had a bunch of people on the ground dealing with the entire issue up to that point.”
“Still seems a bit specious.”
“Yes, it does. Don’t tell anyone. I’ll follow this lead myself.”
“I have no idea what we’ve been talking about.”
“Good man.”
* * *
Thirteen people attended the fourteenth meeting. Before it began, Thomas interrupted.
“Before this meeting starts, I have a few things to announce.”
“We’ll miss you, Thomas,” Amber said.
He smiled. “Thanks. But, a bit too early. I was about to say I am resigning from the Guild.”
“I knew.”
“My resignation starts immediately after I make two requests:
“One. Further review of the Mannequin Maker’s ultraviolet request reveals that it can be used as part of a wizard’s pack. The Guild would have to make a public statement to the effect that they acknowledge the Mannequin Maker’s conditions. Once that happens, the Guild would be incapable of continued investigation into the identity or whereabouts of the Maker and the Maker would be barred from creating more mannequins until the original five mannequins were fully restored.
“I recommend the Guild put out a public statement after my resignation is approved.
“Two. I would request that the original five mannequins be placed in the care of a third party organization such as the company my son formed last night. His organization plans to display the mannequins in plain sight so the terms of the pact made between the Maker and the Guild can be confirmed at any time.
“Coincidentally, annual cost for the storage would be equal to my final annual salary. If these conditions are met, I will leave immediately and I would also recommend that this meeting not take place.”
“Thomas came to me with this idea last night,” Arthur said. Arthur was the Transformations Division head. “I have approved all of this. Thomas, your desk is being cleaned out right now. Meredith is consulting with Legal about issuing the statement. Let me be the second to say, we will miss you around here.”
“Thanks.”
“And unless there are objections, this meeting is adjourned.”
Everyone in the meeting offered Thomas their well wishes or thanks for his service. Joe was the last. “You didn’t warn me about this.”
“Arthur’s office and this room are guarded against eavesdropping. I didn’t want to chance the Maker finding out about this before the statement is issued.”
“You’re going to continue working on the case.”
“Not at all,” Thomas said with a smile on his face. “You will find out that anyone who ask me will tell you I’m retiring early.”
“Of course.”
* * *
“You okay?”
“Yeah. Handing in my badge was harder than I thought it would be.”
“I’m guessing since you switched us, you want to have sex.”
“Actually, no. I just want you to hold me.”
“Okay. Let me take you into my strong masculine arms.”
“Don’t make it weird.”
Sonia held his wife in his arms until they both fell asleep.
When they woke in the morning, Sonia received her first morning wood oral sensation. Thomas was lazily sucking on the cock she was most familiar with from a very different angle. When she heard him stir, she increased her effort.
“I can’t believe you’re doing that,” Sonia said.
“I’ve never asked you to do something I wasn’t willing to do,” Thomas said haltingly.
“I’d like to continue this a bit more missionary style.”
“I’m happy to do that as well.” As they changed positions, she added, “I don’t have anywhere to be today.”
“Yes, I will need my body back for work, preferably without a fresh load of cum in its mouth.”
“Are you implying I would cancel our swap spell at an unseemly time?”
“No, but even if you swallow, I’d still taste it after the swap.”
“I’m fairly certain I could have brushed your teeth before we swapped back.”
“Do you want me to cum in your mouth?”
“I’m happy with anything you want to do.”
“Maybe you should have retired sooner.”
When they were done, Thomas got out of bed first. “I’ll take your shower for you. Wouldn’t want to return you to a soiled body.”
Sonia rolled his eyes. “How considerate.” He got up and made due with using the toilet and washing his face at the sink before going to the kitchen. Gregory and Rebecca were there.
“Hi, Mom,” Gregory said.
“How did you know?”
“You don’t walk like Dad. We made eggs and bacon if you’d like to eat.”
“No, I’ll wait. If I eat now, I’ll feel funny when I eat in my own body. I’ll just have some juice. I don’t think Thomas will want coffee this morning.”
“It’s going to be odd to see him around here all day,” Becca said.
“I’m sure he’ll spend most of his time doing research in his office.”
“I know he quit his job so he could continue doing his job. But he should take a day off.”
“Don’t tell me, Greg. Tell him.”
Sonia’s voice called out from the stairs. “Ready to swap?”
“Yes,” Thomas’ body responded.
He picked up the glass. “Juice? Good call. Hello, kids.”
“Hi, Dad.”
“Hi, Thomas.”
Sonia entered the kitchen. She was fully dressed and ready to go to work. She gave Thomas a kiss and sat down. Greg put plates of food in front of them both. “What are you plans for your first day off in forever, Dad?”
“I’m going to do nothing today. I haven’t done nothing in a long time. Tomorrow we will receive the mannequins and I have some plans for that. But today, other than some Internet surfing, I have no plans.”
“We should take you to lunch,” Becca said.
“We should.”
“I’d love to go.”
* * *
The three of them went to lunch a bit early to accommodate Becky’s work schedule. They sat at a booth in an Italian restaurant the family used to visit far more often than had in recent years.
“Why did you pick this place?” Thomas said.
“Two reasons. We haven’t been here in a while,” Gregory said. “And it is close to one of the stores I’m targeting.”
“For the mannequins? Great.”
“Not because of the transformation over there?”
“Huh?” Gregory and Becky weren’t sure what Thomas was referring to. Looking where he was looking, there was a bas relief style mural on the wall. The figure of a woman was the prominent part of the mural that stuck out from the wall.
“The peasant woman?” Becky said.
“She’s alive. I think she can tell we’re all looking at her.”
Becky gave the figure a little wave.
“Oh, of course,” a man who just approached their table said. “Signor Ryder would know about Francesca's mural.”
“Luigi, it’s been too long. That’s your daughter, Francesca?”
“Sì. She is merged into the mural by a friend. Once a year, during the winter holidays, we get to see her smiling face and then after New Year’s, she part of the scenery again.”
“She was only twelve the last time I saw her?”
“That’s because you only order take out.”
“My apologies Luigi. I will tell Sonia and she’ll ensure we show up here more often.”
“Grazie, Thomas.”
After lunch, Becky and Gregory kissed good bye and she went to work.
Gregory led Thomas on foot to a nearby clothing store. As they reached the store front, Gregory said, “Here it is. What do you think?”
“Seriously, this is the place?” He looked at the store front and was not surprised that the building number was 2727. No reason to tell Gregory that. He said, “I think you picked this store because they already do transformations.”
“I knew you’d notice.” Gregory said. A very realistic mannequin stood behind the display window of the store. He pointed to it. “That’s Alicia. I’ve known her for a while.”
“Is she the one who asked me about a permanent transformation when she was like fourteen or fifteen?”
“That’s her.”
“Gregory! Is this your father?”
Gregory embraced the man exiting the shop. “Michael, meet my father, Thomas.”
“It is a pleasure to meet you Inspector. Please come in.”
“I’m not an inspector any longer,” Thomas said. “Strange as that is to say.”
“Life is all about change. Certainly a fellow transmuter knows that.”
“You’re licensed?”
“Once a cop, always a cop. Yes, I’m licensed. Would you like to restore Alicia? She would be thrilled.”
“You want me to turn her back to human?”
“Yes, she had an excellent idea.”
In a blink, Alicia was human. Conspiratorially, she said, “We should talk in the office. Good to see you, Gregory. And it’s been a while since I last saw you, Mr. Ryder.”
“You’re an adult now. You can call me Thomas.” Michael closed the door to the office. After they sat down, Thomas said, “What’s so secret?”
“Michael, light the candle.”
“Okay.” Michael took an old candle out of the bottom drawer of his desk. He placed it on the desk and lit it.
“You have a screening candle? What’s so important?”
Michael said, “When Gregory came to me about storing five living mannequins, my team, headed by Alicia, became very curious. From what we understand, the five mannequins cannot be restored by simple means.”
“Yes. All of them have to be restored at once and one of the subjects has no desire to stop being a mannequin.”
“Just like me,” Alicia said.
“You still want to be transformed permanently?”
“Well, maybe for a few decades, or so. The idea we had was, what if you substituted different people into the existing spell in order to remove the women who want to return to the living?”
“That would be simple enough based on what I know of the enchantment. That’s brilliant. Do you have four volunteers?”
Michael and Alicia frowned, “Just three. But maybe word of mouth could solve that.”
“Or maybe a rotating group of women could take turns that weren’t years at a time.”
“I wonder if Francesca would be interested,” Gregory said.
They told Michael and Alicia who Francesca was.
“This is an excellent turn of events. Let’s create some contracts and make it legal.”
Four men transform themselves into women once a month to go clubbing. Thanks to the Venn Machine in the local mall this is easy. Sometimes, they go home alone. Sometimes, they don't.
There is a lot of sex in this story. You were warned. Also, at least two romances begin. There will eventually be more stories with these dudes, or gals, or both.
Note: This story takes place in DKFenger's Trust Machine's universe. Check out the link to deviantArt if you haven't experienced these stories before. In short, the Venn Machine allows pairs to enter. In isolation, each of them can transform the other. Thus, the Trust part. This story doesn't examine that aspect as much as it examines the results of the transformations.
This is a transformation story at heart. Aren't they all?
“Is ladies night this Friday or next week?” Patrick said.
“This week,” Terry said.
The two of them shared an apartment with two other men in a decent part of the city. Terry was a tall man of color with the physique of an American football linemen. He was also a complete geek when it came to science fiction. He could bore you to death with Star Wars and Star Trek trivia with equal aplomb.
Patrick looked like he should be the nerd. He was blond with an undercut and a shock of longish hair on top. He was not quite as tall as Terry and wore thick, horn-rimmed glasses. He did not know the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek. “Cool,” he said. “I’ve had no luck this month.”
“You think we should have ladies night more than once a month?”
“I don’t know. Ladies night reminds me how hard it is to date these days as it is.”
The door to the apartment opened as Oscar let himself in. He was a dark haired man with a thick mustache. A hint of his Dominican origin could be heard in his accent when he spoke, “Hey guys, what’s up?”
“Patrick is lamenting striking out all month.”
“You need to lose those glasses. They make you look like a nerd.”
“Some girls like nerds,” Terry said.
“That’s the problem, amigo. You make them think you’re a nerd and then you open your mouth and sound like an accountant.”
“Accountants can be nerds.”
“You aren’t a nerd. Own that seventies rock and roll devotion you have and find a girl who will enjoy that noise you call music with you.”
“Go easy on him, Oscar.”
“Where’s Allan? Isn’t it his turn to cook, tonight?” Terry said.
“He said he’d be late but would arrive with food.”
Allan arrived about an hour later with take out from their favorite Portuguese place. Allan was a dark-haired man with the bluest eyes. “Sorry, I’m late. There was a line out the store when I arrived. Was there a run on pulled-pork futures?” He set down all but one of the bags he was carrying.
“You didn’t order ahead?”
“I did. But I saw this and I had to get it for Paula.” He pulled a garment out of the bag that he was still holding. It was an a-line, scooped neck, blue satin dress with lace trim and knee length skirt. He held it up to his body and while the color did make his eyes pop, it really wouldn’t look good on his frame. “What d’ya think?”
“It’s you,” Oscar said, returning from his room.
“It is not you.”
“I can see Paula wearing it.”
“I want to see Paula do a little spin in that pleated skirt.”
“Paula is going to be overdressed again for ladies night, isn’t she?”
“She has blue leather pumps that will go with it perfectly,” Allan said. “That’s why I got it.” He left the room to put it on a hanger and far away from the barbecue pork dinner.
“Does anyone else have women’s clothes in their room?” Oscar said.
The other two just shook their heads.
Friday night, the four men arrived at the mall around seven. The first time they did this half a year ago, it took nearly four hours to get it right. But now, since their history was available, it only took a few minutes to use the Venn machines. Oscar and Allan went first. Oscar set the machine to 16 hours and they entered the machine. A few minutes later, Rita and Paula walked out of the machine. They use to spend a lot of time trying to get their hair and makeup right and a different dress than the last time. Rita had had Allan dress her in black jeans, a green crop top, and flats. He’d made her hair long, black, straight, and braided into a pony tail.
Rita stepped out of the machine and stood next to Terry. Her eyes were level with his diaphragm. “I love feeling so tiny. You should try being tiny like this, Terry.”
“Femme Teri is shorter than me. Just not that small. Is your ass bigger than last week?”
“Gotta have a good bumper to bump with.”
Paula stepped out of the other side wearing a gray jogging outfit. “You’re wearing that?” Patrick said.
“My dress is back in my room. I need to go back there for makeup anyway.”
“You take this way too seriously, Allan.”
“Paula. When I look like this, I’m Paula.”
“Why Paula? Why not Alana or Elaine?”
“Allan’s father is named Allan. And he has two cousins named Allan. Growing up, everyone called him Paul. So, I react when someone says Paula far better than I would if someone were calling out Elaine. It’s not like Oscar to Rita makes sense.”
“I like the name Rita. And there aren’t a lot of women’s names similar to Oscar.”
“Cara?”
“Scar… Let?”
“Meh.”
Patrick shrugged and got in the machine, also set to sixteen hours. He and Terry took a little longer because they wanted to be fully dressed from the machine. And while they both gave Allan a hard time about it, they liked the dress up part of these evenings as much as he did.
A woman walked out of a store nearby and called out, “Hey, it’s the Dude Gals.”
“Hi, Amanda.”
“Where’s Trish and Teri?”
“Still in the machine.”
“They should just buy clothes. You look like you’re going to change into something else,” she said to Paula.
“Oh, it’s too bad you won’t see it. It’s a cute blue cocktail dress I saw on sixty-eighth street.”
The venn machine cycled and Teri stepped out first. She was more athletic than the huge man who had entered the machine. Trish was still blond, long and full now, and didn’t wear glasses. Whenever Trish used the venn machine, she never needed glasses afterward. They were both fully made up and dressed for the evening.
“Hey, Amanda,” Trish said as she joined the others. “Did I hear Paula gushing about her new dress?”
“Shut up.”
“I thought that was against the rules,” Amanda said.
“She’s right, Trish. What happens in Femmeville, stays in Femmeville,” Teri said.
“Okay,” Amanda said. “I’ve got to go back inside. I see a couple guys who might want to be venned. Happy hunting, ladies.”
“Take care.”
A few hours later the four women were being passed through into the cocktail bar. Their usual booth was open. As soon as they sat down, a waiter was standing at the edge of the table. “Ladies, I thought this might be your Friday night out.”
“Lars, you know how to treat a woman right,” Trish said.
“I’m sure Timothy will be thrilled to hear his husband knows how to treat a woman right,” he said. “Should I get you a round of your usuals?”
“Sounds good.”
“Yes, please.”
“How do you do that?” Rita said. “My flirting is non-existent like this.”
“You need to let yourself be a woman. Or stop going out with us. You’re thinking of yourself as Oscar right now, I bet.”
“It just doesn’t come naturally for me. But the sex is too good to ignore,” she said. “In fact, I think I know who I’m bagging tonight.”
“You sound like a guy,” Paula said. She scooted out of the booth. “Go, go. You may as well do what we set out to do.”
Rita left the other ladies and interrupted a conversation two men were having. Ten minutes later, the two men we escorting her out of the bar.
“Yeah, she doesn’t know how to flirt.”
“She really doesn’t. I’m sure she just told those guys, ‘let’s go fuck,’ and being guys they agreed to it.”
Teri put down her empty drink. “Well, if the three of us hotties sit here, guys will be too intimidated to approach us. I’ll be at the bar enjoying a few free drinks.”
“Go get ‘em, Tiger,” Paula said.
“Hi, Mom,” Trish said into her phone. Paula couldn’t hear the other half of the conversation.
“Of course you have a daughter. It’s Trish. Patricia.
“Yes, Mom, I used the venn machine.
“Yes, just like last month.
“The four of us like to dress up and go out like this each month.
“Tell Billy’s wife I enjoyed getting the makeup kit she sent for my birthday.
“No, Mom, I don’t plan to wear white at my wedding.
“MOM! Yes, yes, you’re right. Receiving is often better than giving.
“Dad agrees?
“I don’t need to know this.
“I don’t… Mom… I gotta go, Mom. Bye.”
Paula was laughing so hard she was crying.
“You shut up.”
“Why do you call her every time we go out when you know she’s going to do that to you?”
Trish just glowered at Paula.
“What did she say about your father?”
“Nothing. Nothing at all.”
“Okay,” Paula said. “I’ve got to go to the restroom. I’m sure my mascara’s running.”
“A bit.”
After she was done in the bathroom, Paula stepped out the door into the surprised arms of a man headed to the door next to the women’s room door.
“Oh, excuse me,” he said.
“No, it’s my fault. I should have looked before entering the passing lane.”
He laughed. “I’d love to trade traffic metaphors with you. But I do need to get into that room.”
“Don’t let me be a roadblock.”
“I’ll buy you a drink when I’m done. I’m Henry,” he said, holding out his hand.
“Paula.”
“See you soon, Paula.”
When she returned to the bar area, she saw a man sitting in her seat telling a joke that wasn’t going to land but she could tell Trish was planning to laugh at it. Looking around, she couldn’t find Teri, either. Turning around, once again she almost knocked into Henry.
“You are dangerous.”
“Sorry, sorry.”
“I think we take a detour. That dress you’re wearing is made for dancing. There’s a small dance floor over there.”
“I’d love to dance.”
Paula wasn’t sure if she was a good dancer or not. But, she saw how Henry’s eye were locked onto her as they danced. After a few songs, they went to the bar and he ordered drinks for them.
“I haven’t seen you here before, Henry.”
“I don’t go out very often. I could say the same about you.”
“True. My friends and I only come here once a month at most.”
“You mention these friends, but even the woman in the booth doesn’t seem to be here any more.”
“Yeah, I guess they all met someone.”
“You met someone.”
“I did, didn’t I?”
Rita was bent over at the waist with Bruno doing her vag and Mac’s cock in her mouth. Or was it Bruno’s cock in her mouth and Mac behind her. She couldn’t quite remember which guy was which. Didn’t care either.
There were three hands on her boobs and the guys seemed to be discussing it. “Left hands on boobs, right hands roam,” said the one above her head.
“Works for me.”
She pushed the guy in front of her backward and said, “My pony tail would probably be a good place for a hand.”
He wrapped the hair around his fist and gave it a firm pull. Paula’s head was his to control.
“I think we have a keeper, Bruno,” said the one behind her, presumably Mac if she remembered the names completely.
Bruno pushed his cock deeper into her more accessible throat. She felt his balls slap against her chin. “I think we do. She didn’t remember our names, though, Mac.”
“Don’t make her feel bad,” Mac said as his balls slapped against her thighs. “She has a lot going on at the moment.”
She wanted to defend her good name but that wasn’t an option as then men had both taken a step closer to one another. She thought they were keepers, too.
“Have you seen Paula?” Teri said.
“No,” Trish said.
“She left,” Lars said. “Hunk of a guy, too. I might have to see if I can add him to my cheat list.”
“You actually have a cheat list?”
“If Timothy says I can add him, I’ll have a cheat list.”
Lars cleared the glasses from the table and left.
“You want to head home?” Trish said with her hand on Teri’s thigh.
“I’m so glad Rita and Paula found people to go home with.” She said placing her hand on Trish’s hand. “The strap-on I ordered arrived on Wednesday.”
“Why didn’t you tell me?”
The two of them strode out of the bar hand-in-hand.
“This is a nice place,” Paula said.
“It’s rent controlled. I’d never be able to afford it otherwise. This is the living room. The home office is the first room down that corridor. And the bedroom and bathroom are at the end of the corridor. The kitchen is behind us. Can I get you a drink?”
“I’m good,” Paula said, sitting down on the sofa.
Henry sat down next to her and there was an awkward break in the conversation.
They both spoke at once and laughed. They apologized at once and laughed, again. “You’re my guest. You go first,” he said.
“But, you just went,” she said with a smile. She moved her face closer to his. “I was going to say something pleasant but meaningless about your decor.”
He moved closer to her, “How superficial.”
“Instead,” she said and their lips met. Their hands were all over each other. His hand slid up her thigh. Her hand unbuttoned his pants. He was going to pull her hem up when she broke the kiss.
“Wait,” she said standing up.
“What?”
“I just bought this dress yesterday.”
“How about you take it off for me?”
She smiled and began to sway and strut about as she removed her shoes. Her dress unzipped in back and she removed her arms one at a time. She held one arm across her breasts as the dress fell open and dropped to the floor. She stepped out of it and bent down to pick it up. She tossed it onto a nearby chair and started rolling her pantyhose down her legs.
“Okay, I’m good,” he said. He stood and picked her up. He ignored her surprised yelp and carried her into the bedroom.
Rita had no idea how it happened but she was still between the two men but now Bruno was in her mouth and Mac was slowly pushing into her anus. She could not stop rubbing her pussy with one hand and cupping Mac’s balls with the other.
“I’m going to cum,” Bruno said.
She just nodded and her mouth was filled with his seed. She liked how it tasted and for a fleeting moment she wondered if Allen was responsible for that.
Bruno stepped back, his cock leaving her mouth with an audible pop. “You thirsty?” He said to her.
She nodded. She was about to say yes when Mac pushed deeper into her ass. The yes sound more like a yowl. She looked behind her and said, “Don’t stop.”
Mac nodded and grabbed her sides firmly to finish himself off inside her. He had orgasmed but he kept moving in and out of her ass until she orgasmed. He pulled out of her and directed her onto the bed where Bruno had several bottles of water.
Rita lay face down on the bed not moving for several minutes, the feeling of cum slowly running out of her ass and down her thigh being more than she could really think about.
“Did we kill her?”
“I doubt it. Give her another five minutes.”
When she picked up her head there was a bottle of water in front of her. She turned to look at the guys and they were kissing one another and jerking each other off.
She turned on her side and drank gratefully from the cold water bottle. She didn’t notice she was fingering herself as she watched the two men make out.
Bruno came all over Mac’s stomach. “I win,” Mac said.
Bruno grunted and bent down to take Mac into his mouth. “So you say,” he said before finishing Mac off and swallowing the result.
“So, you guys are a couple.”
“That wasn’t obvious?”
“I don’t like to assume,” Rita said.
“I do,” Bruno said sitting up and taking a drink from his water bottle. “When does your venn end?”
“What?”
“Don’t what me. You’re a guy who decided to venn into this hot piece of ass to get fucked not by a man but by two men.”
“How could you tell?”
“First, you walked up to us in a bar and without saying hello and said, ‘let’s go fuck,’” Mac said.
“Second,” Bruno said. “You didn’t hesitate to go back to the apartment of two men you just met. Women aren’t that foolhardy.”
“Third, have you heard of condoms?
“Fourth, that body is such a venn job. I bet our cum tasted good.”
“It did. And I didn’t request that. I suspect Allan did it without telling me.”
“Allan? Should we be jealous?”
“Should we invite him over?”
“By now, Allan, or actually Paula, should have a cock balls deep in her pussy.”
Henry rolled to the side, his hands still holding her head as they kissed. Paula rolled with him, not wanting him to pull out yet.
He was smiling. His smile was warm and she just wanted to kiss him some more. She settled on saying, “That was great.”
“Great?” He said. “You’ll make my head grow too wide to leave the room if you keep that up.”
“Hush, you know you were great. I’ve never had a more attentive lover.”
“That’s a shame. You have a body worthy of attention.”
“Now who’s the flatterer.”
“Some things are simply true.” He started to get up. “I need to use the bathroom. Don’t go away.”
“I’ll need it when you return.”
“I’ll be quick.”
When she returned to the bed, he raised the sheet up to make it easier to get in. She got into bed facing him and they hugged and talked for several hours. After a short lull in the conversation, he said, “Do you spoon?”
“I love to spoon. Are you inviting me to stay the night?”
“I am. I’ll even be the little spoon if you want to have the option to escape?”
“That sound like fun. Being smaller and being on the out side.”
“It works. Try it. And I love the feel of tits on my back.”
Soon they were asleep with her pressed up against his broad back.
Teri work up to find Trish sleeping in bed with her. She sneaked out of the apartment to the mall around seven. She entered the venn machine alone and stepped out as Terry. He hurried back to the apartment and got back into his bed.
Trish stirred and opened her eyes. “What? What did you do?”
“We never spend any time as man and woman. I thought we could give it a try.”
“And I get to be the woman first?”
“You didn’t wake up before me.”
They kissed and Trish pulled back. “You need to shave.”
“No stubble?”
“Sorry, it’s too scratchy on my chin.”
“Well, we can do something where our faces aren’t so close together,” he said. He pulled back the sheet and revealed his erection. “Climb on.”
“Facing which way?”
“You’re the cowgirl, you decide.”
Rita had no idea how they talked her into this but they had a penchant for bondage play. Cuffs on her ankles were locked to a spreader bar that forced her short legs nearly three feet apart. Her arms were folded behind her back with her hands near her neck inside a leather bag keeping her from moving them. A strap attached to the bag was anchored to the bed via a hook in the ceiling. This held her body upright with little wiggle room for bending. A blindfold covered her eyes and a bright red ball gag filled her mouth.
She wasn’t complaining about the treatment though as one of them was eating her pussy and one of them was eating her ass. She could get use to this kind of treatment she thought.
She felt something wet land on her inner thigh. “Sorry,” Mac said. “I didn’t expect him to explode on you.”
“You pointed my cock at her leg while you were rubbing it.”
“I did no such thing.”
A few more moments of bickering followed and they stood up. Her crotch and thighs felt cold now that there weren’t two guys pressed up against them. A hand slapped her check.
“Hey, we’re heading out for about half an hour. Chill until we get back.”
Rita protested through the gag.
“Have a good time? You know we will.”
She protested again to no avail. She heard the door to the bedroom close. She stood in silence with no idea what they were up to. They better not have gone to get breakfast. She was starting to get hungry. She was also worried about the time. She would be turning into Oscar soon.
When they returned, they didn’t say anything. They just ran their hands all over Rita’s body. She was enjoying the attention when suddenly she wasn’t Rita any more.
Oscar’s arms were more tightly held in place by the bag and the strap was pulling him upward more. Rita was much shorter than Oscar.
“Look at him,” a woman’s voice said.
“You were holding out on us, Rita.”
“Did he tell us his male name?”
“No.”
“Damn.”
The blindfold and ball gag were removed. The two ladies in the room stood back from Oscar so he could get a good look at them.
“Your turn to bone us,” the one with blue hair said.
“Can you guess which of us is Bruno or Mac?” said the one with unnaturally red hair.
“I haven’t got a clue,” Oscar said.
“Oo, I get his dick first. That voice is to die for.”
“No fair,” the blue haired woman said. She straddled over top of the redhead and started kissing Oscar and the redhead took his cock in hand and started to suck it.
Allan woke as his venn ended. His hand was cupped around Henry’s breast and he had to let go slowly so he didn’t wake… her. His eyes came into better focus. He was in bed with a woman spooned against him. His morning wood was pressed into her lower back.
“I have a confession,” the woman started to say as she opened her eyes. She rolled herself out of the bed and was standing next to it naked with a shocked expression on her face.
“We both do,” Allan said, holding the sheet up so she could more easily get back into bed. “I’m Allan.”
She laughed, “Hannah.” She got back into bed facing him. “You were venned too? That’s hilarious.”
“Was anything you said yesterday true?”
“Most of it. I’m a paralegal. I’m hoping to take the bar exam in about a year. Do you actually work at the museum?”
“I do. I’m the assistant curator specializing in seventeenth and eighteenth century paintings.”
“Do you paint?”
“I dabble. I don’t have a studio at the moment. I live with three other guys.”
“Do they know what you… They were also venned last night.”
“They were. They’re men now, too. Hope the folks they met are as understanding as you are. Who venned you?”
Hannah’s phone rang.
“Speak of the devil. That’s probably Krista.” She picked up the phone and nodded. “Hey Kris.”
“Yes, the woman I met was a real knockout.
“Still here.
“No, he had no issue with me being a woman.
“Yes, he,” she laughed. “Take a selfie with me?”
“Sure,” Allan said. “Won’t she see the sheets.”
“Yes.” She said as she snapped a pic of the two of them and sent it to Krista.
“I gotta go.
“Yes, he is cute. Bye.”
“I’m cute.”
“You’re gorgeous. But are you as good a kisser as Paula?”
He answered with a kiss. Her phone fell to the floor as the kiss continued. More than a kiss happened next.
Trish fell onto the bed. “That was better than the strapon.”
“You better say that.”
“Let’s get lunch and stop by the machine.”
“The machine?”
“You’re taking Trish out to lunch, maybe dinner later.”
“You’re going to be Trish another eight hours?”
“Rest of the weekend. If we’re going to experiment, we’re going to do it right.”
“I thought you didn’t want to spend days as a woman.”
“I didn’t. But you decided to be the guy and I’m sick of sneaking around with Oscar and Allan. So, let’s do this.”
“What are we going to do between Lunch and Dinner?”
“Unlike Paula, I don’t own any women’s clothing. We’re going shopping.”
“Oh, god.”
Oscar was no longer bound. Eight hours had passed. The three men lay in a heap on the bed. “I need a shower.”
“I need two showers.”
“When are you moving in Oscar?”
“That’s a bit fast, Mac,” Bruno said.
“You were thinking it, too,” Mac said.
“I was.”
“I had fun, guys. And I’ve never said that to guys after sex before,” Oscar said. “But, I don’t think I’m ready to be third wheel in whatever you have here.”
“You’ll be Rita in a month?”
“That was the original plan.”
“Oo, what’s the revised plan?”
“It’s not finished being planned yet.”
“Aw. No pressure,” Mac said. “But, I speak for Bruno and I, I think, when I say Rita and/or Oscar are welcome any time they want to be here.”
“If you aren’t ready for sex as a man among men, we understand. Oscar can call us and we’ll be sure Tara and Mara are waiting for you.”
“Are those your names? I don’t think you mentioned it.”
“You didn’t ask, either.”
“True. Knowing you two, Mac is Tara, right?”
Early Sunday morning, Allan was in the kitchen part of the open living area making a couple eggs when Oscar left his room and joined him.
“When did you get home?” Oscar said.
“Near midnight. Spent the day with Hannah.”
“Hannah? You hooked up with a woman?”
“No, I left the bar with Henry. In the morning I was in bed with Hannah.”
Oscar laughed. “I guess she wasn’t mad at you deceiving her.”
“No, she wasn’t. How did you do with those beefy men?”
“I was invited into a throuple, I think. They were bi, I guess. Before Rita could leave, they venned into women. It’s like I met four people this weekend.”
“They just left you in their apartment?”
“Rita was a bit tied up when they left.”
“When we’re all awake, you need to kiss and tell. Did you like all four people you met?”
“Like is a strong word. I didn’t accept their offer of throuplehood. We still need to spend some time just hanging out. They were happy I was open to future dates.”
“I took Hannah to dinner and a movie last night. And we decided to treat it like a first date so after a couple ‘porch’ kisses I came home, left her at the door to her apartment.”
Trish walked out of Terry’s room in nothing more than rather short, red, satin bathrobe. She poured a cup of coffee. “Morning, guys.”
“I didn’t expect to find you and Terry cuddling on the couch last night,” Allan said.
“We’re experimenting. Eyes are up here, Oscar.”
“Allan’s staring too. He’s just better at subtle.”
“It’s true.”
“How long have you and Terry…” Oscar said.
“This is the third weekend we left the bar together. Usually we fool around as women and that’s the end of it. Terry ended his venn really early Saturday morning and we decided to give this a go. After we... experimented, I went back to the mall and extended my venn to a month.”
“A month?”
“Then we’re going to swap and see how that goes.”
“Good luck with that.”
“I’ve lived with Terry for a few years now. We both know each other’s annoying habits. We’re already friends. Being like this is the part that makes me nervous. At least I won’t need my glasses for a month.”
“Paula could take you shopping.”
“I already did that with Terry yesterday. I hope you don’t mind. I borrowed some of Paula’s things so I could go out.”
“You could have called.”
“I’ll buy the clothes. You can replace them or not.”
“Paula has a date with Henry next Saturday. We can venn Friday and go shopping before my date,” Allan said. “It’ll be more fun than dragging Terry through the mall.”
“Terry said he’d venn Saturday and we’d go shopping together.”
“Hannah joked about meeting me at the mall to shop. She said she might introduce me to Krista. How about Rita, Oscar?”
“Rita does need clothes. Six woman shopping together? It’s a date.”
Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.
Underthings is a six part story about nineteen years old Dave becoming nineteen years old Eve totally by accident and is stuck like that, only for a while. How will this affect their relationship with Shelly? How does she explain who she is to her family? How did this even happen?
I'll be releasing the parts weekly over the next month and a half. I should probably add that this story does not contain any inanimate transformations, the most common theme in most of my writing.
Any comments or observations should be posted as I enjoy reading and responding to them.
“C'mon. You'll look cute in them, Dave,” my girlfriend, Shelly, said.
“I'll look ridiculous,” I countered. We were in her dorm room bed and I was preparing to get up, get dressed, and head back to my dorm.
“You're just chicken.”
“I'm not afraid of your panties. They just aren't designed for my body.”
“I don't want them to be functional on you,” she said with a laugh. “I just think the red lace will look good with your dick in them.”
“Fine,” I said, taking the panties in hand. I turned them one way, then the other, then back again deciding I had found the front. I squeezed one leg into one side, then the other, and tried to pull them up. After a brief struggle, they were mostly on. “Don't blame me if they get torn.” With a final tug, the waistband sat in place on my waist. “There. See? Ridiculous.”
Before she could react, I suddenly felt shorter. Looking down, my legs looked thinner, I was definitely shorter, my chest hairs vanished before my eyes and were quickly replaced by breasts. The hair on my head grew long and even the stubble on my chin vanished.
Shelley was staring at me with her mouth dropped open. Her eye level was rising above mine. I had to look up at her.
“What the hell?” The words came from my mouth in a voice I had never heard before. It was the voice of a young woman. “What did you do to me?”
“I didn't – I didn't do anything,” Shelley said. “You turned into a girl?”
“I can see that,” I said. “How?” I stripped off the panties but that only drove home the sudden change in genitals I was experiencing. “What am I going to do?” I grabbed my boxer briefs and put them on expectantly. Nothing happened.
“What are you doing?”
“I thought if your underwear did this, my underwear would put me back.”
“Okay, take them off. You look ridiculous like that.”
“So, now you agree, wearing the wrong underwear makes someone look ridiculous.”
“You have to calm down,” she said, getting out of bed. “There... there must be a reasonable explanation for...”
“...For how a nineteen year old man suddenly transformed into a nineteen year old woman?” My loose underwear just dropped to the floor by itself.
“I didn't say the explanation would be simple,” she said.
“No, you said reasonable.” I started pacing. A normal response from me when stressed. I passed her mirror and finally got a glimpse of the new me. “You were half right. The panties did make me look cute.”
“I didn't mean like this.” She said with a laugh. I was still staring at the gorgeous woman in the mirror when she added, “Do you need to be alone with yourself? Do a little cross-gender exploration?”
“No,” I said too emphatically. She was smiling at me and I realized she was teasing. I added, “Not yet. What am I going to do?”
“You may look cute but you've got a bit of bitchy in your voice.”
“I think I'm allowed to be bitchy right now. Where did you get those panties?”
“I don't know. I've had them for months. They didn't do anything to me when I wore them.”
“You're already a woman.”
“I'm aware of that,” she said. She went into her closet and grabbed a t-shirt and a black skirt. “Put these on so you aren't waving your tits at me.”
“You just want to see how I'll look in women's clothes.”
“Maybe.” She smirked.
I never could resist that smirk. I picked up the discarded panties and put them on. They slid up my legs easily this time and settled into place without any strain. Nothing happened as I let them go. She unzipped the side zipper on the skirt and held it out. She said, “This is the front. Zipper is on the left on this skirt. This is a knee-length pencil skirt.”
“Why did you say it like that?”
“Because if you are stuck like this, you will need to know how women's clothes are categorized. It isn't like being a guy where you have jeans or slacks and that's it.”
I pulled the skirt up and zipped up the side. It was a little loose on my waist and when Shelly noticed she seemed a bit miffed.
“I'd give you a bra but your boobs are much bigger than mine.”
“And my waist is narrower. I saw you notice.”
“Hmmph.”
I put the t-shirt on. My boobs stretched the fabric a lot more than whenever I had seen Shelly wearing this shirt. My nipples were obviously hard against the shirt fabric. “Great, I have headlights.”
“That's another reason to wear a bra,” she said. “I suppose you're sleeping here.”
“I hope so. I can't go back to my dorm like this. They won't let me in. I'll have to sneak in tomorrow. At least tomorrow is Saturday. I won't miss any classes.” As I spoke, my fingers were pulling at the hem of the skirt as I was unused to having a hem pulling against my leg at that height.
“You can probably still go to lecture halls. No one will notice Dave isn't there but this new girl is. Although, some of the guys will probably notice you immediately and want to get to know you, that way.”
“Ick.”
“And when they ask you your name what will you say? Answering 'Dave' will just make you more intriguing.”
“Eve, the first magically created woman.”
“Funny. But, Eve suits you,” Shelly said. “Okay, lets get into pajamas and go to sleep.”
“I have to get changed again. I think I was just getting use to the hem on this skirt.”
“You'll have time for that as long as you remain a woman.”
* * *
I woke up before Shelly. I slipped into the bathroom and tried putting my men’s underwear on. Nothing happened. I took them off and slipped back into bed. As Shelly woke up in the morning, we kissed. “That was familiar and different at the same time. Are my lips even different?” I asked.
“They are a little bit fuller than Dave's lips.” Shelly stood up. “Let's try it standing.”
I stood up and stepped close to Shelly. I tilted my head back and Shelly leaned down and she kissed me. We kissed for a moment, hands pawing at one another's asses.
“That was weird, feeling your boobs against mine,” Shelly said.
“I'm not use to looking up to kiss,” I said.
“I could get use to be the tall kisser. Ready for any more exploration.”
“No, I'm not ready. What am I going to do? I was really hoping I would just pop back into being Dave.”
“Well, you're still wearing the panties.”
“No, I'm not. I ditched them before putting on the peejays.”
“Going commando already? You might end up with a reputation.”
“Ha ha.”
“Are you ready to get dressed and go out? You really need a bra that fits and to stop stretching out my blouses.”
“I understand what you are saying. But, I feel like I should be trying to figure out how to get back to being a man.”
“How do you think you can do that?”
“I have no idea.” I sobbed. I was crying. She held me and I let out more than a few tears. She said soft nothings “It'll be alright.” “I'm here for you.” among others. I probably cried for a good five minutes before I broke the embrace. “Thanks.”
“Half the people in the world are women. I know you don't think so now. You'll manage to be one of them, too. You also have the advantage and disadvantage of being a very attractive woman. That will make some parts easier and some parts harder. But, I'm here for you. You're still my girlfriend assuming you want me to be your girlfriend.”
“Why wouldn't I...?”
“You might not be a lesbian.”
“I can't think about that now.”
“And you don't have to. Now, get dressed. You need clothes that aren't mine.”
* * *
We went to the mall and I bought a few changes of clothes, including underthings. The bra fitting was surreal. But, the older woman at the shop was gentle and explained what she was doing as she did it. I do not remember what we told her but she seems nonplussed that I was a nineteen year old woman with a big chest who had never worn a bra before. Did this happen to other people frequently?
When we got back to campus, I said, “I should stop at my room and get my books.”
“Okay, I'll meet you back at my room.”
“You aren't coming with me?”
“I'm cutting the cord. You need to do things on your own. You aren't afraid, are you?”
“A little. But, you're right. I can go to my dorm room by myself.”
“Atta girl.”
No one asked who I was as I entered and I made it up to my floor without anyone saying anything to me. I used my keycard on my door and entered.
“Hello. Can I help you?” Robert said. Rob was my roommate and I had totally forgot he might be here.
“Oh, um, you're Robert, right? I'm Eve. Dave sent me to grab a few things.”
“Nice to meet you, Eve. But, I'm fairly sure Dave is dating Shelly and I have no idea who you are or what you're doing with Dave's keycard.”
“Can I tell you a story?”
“Sure, have a seat.”
I told Robert I was Dave and what had happened the night before. I even told him I had hoped my old underwear would turn me back but they hadn’t. He quizzed me about where I kept things in the room to see if I was really Dave.
“You're either actually Dave or well studied. Let's pretend I believe your story,” he said.
“It's the truth.”
“Bear with me. Am I attractive?”
“What?”
“You're a woman now. Am I attractive?”
“Maybe a little. I haven't really noticed any shift in my view of men and women.”
“Does that mean Dave thought I was little attractive?”
I sighed. “Yesterday, Dave would have said you have good looks for a guy. You still do.”
“Well, alright then. So, why are you here? Are you still my roommate?”
“I just need my books.”
“Dave's books.”
“My books.”
“Dave is registered as a student here. Eve is not. Are you going to tell all your professors that you had a sudden gender change? If you take a test as Eve and someone looks at your ID won't you get expelled for having someone else take your tests.”
“I hadn't thought of that,” I said. “I'm hoping this is only temporary.”
“I can help.” He picked up his phone and sent a text. “I suppose it's plausible that your change is temporary since it's so implausible that you changed in the first place. But, if this is you forever, you need to deal with it.” His phone beeped and he looked at it. “Do you know Valentino?”
“The nerdy guy down the hall?”
There was a knock at the door.
“Come in,” Robert said. “He's going to help you.”
Valentino was a tall, lanky guy with a mop of red hair, freckles, and thick glasses. “Hey, Robert. Um, hello.” His eyes bugged out when he got a look at me. I realized then that this would not be the last time I would see a guy do that.
“V, how much do you charge for a school ID?”
“Fifty, why?”
“Eve here needs a clone of another, ideally with her face on it.”
“Do you have the source ID?”
I took out my ID.
He took it from my hand. “Does Dave know about this?”
“It's a long story,” Robert said. “But, yeah, Dave knows about his cousin needing a temporary ID.”
Valentino took out his phone. “You do kind of look like Dave.” He looked around and then pointed at a wall. “Stand over there, um, Eve.”
I stood where indicated as he pointed his phone at me. “Should I smile?”
“Sure.” He took a few pics. “Give me the ID and I'll be back in about ten minutes.”
His fingers trailed against mine as he took the ID. Was I imagining it or was he just being creepy?
After he left, Rob said, “He's a creep, but he's good with hacks.”
“You have no idea what it feels like being on the receiving end of creepy.”
“I have three sisters. I kind of know. Admittedly, it's taking all my willpower to not stare at your chest.”
“I think I just have to get use to that. I sometimes want to stare at them myself.”
“They are... pronounced.”
I laughed. “That's what you went with.”
“I'm trying to be good here. But, if that's off the table. Have you experimented with the new equipment yet?”
“Would you ask any other woman that?”
“Of course not. You aren't any other woman though. You and I have sat on the grass of the quad talking about the quality of the various tits, asses, and legs walking by. You weren't offended then when we were objectifying them.”
“I'm not going to agree with boys will be boys. Even if I use to be one of the boys.”
“Fair. I guess asking for a feel is out of the question.”
“Good guess.”
“So, let's get to the reversal issue. Did you hear any magic words or sounds when you put the panties on?”
“No. I was more concerned about getting my comparatively thick thighs through the narrow holes.”
“Why did you let her convince you to put the panties on?”
“Girlfriend.”
“You were thinking with your dick.”
“Apparently for the last time.”
“Sorry.”
“No, I can't blame you for pointing out that I'm at this place because of my own decisions.”
“You need to look on the bright side.”
“The bright side?”
“If... When you do get your dick back, you will have experience as a woman that no man has. It should make you a better man and boyfriend to Shelly. This is why you need to take your new body for a spin. Explore it as only a woman can.”
“This is you not being crude.”
“This is me being practical. At your age, you should be fully aware of what makes you tick sexually. Not saying you shouldn't be a virgin. But, you should have experimented with what turns that body on. You don't want get all hot and bothered somehow and have no idea how to release your tension.”
“That almost sounds like a good idea.”
“Of course it's a good idea. After Valentino comes back, I'll clear out if you want to experiment here. I'm guessing you wouldn't want to do that in front of Shelly.”
“I don't think I want you knowing I'm doing that even if you aren't here.”
“Oh, no worries there. I'll be imagining you getting yourself off whether you do it or not.”
“Gross.”
“Male.”
“No, gross.”
“Don't care.”
There was a knock at the door. Robert opened the door and Valentino entered. He handed me two IDs. “Here's Dave's ID. And here's yours.”
“That's not a bad pic for an ID,” Robert said. He pulled out his wallet and paid Valentino. “This is on me,” he said.
“You didn't have to.”
“Hush. Consider it a birthday present.”
“Is.. is it your birthday?” Valentino said.
“Yesterday,” I said.
“Happy Birthday. I'll be going now.”
“Thanks, V.”
“No problem.” He left.
“And I'll be going too. You hop into that bed and check yourself out.”
“That's awfully pushy.”
“You'll thank me later. I'll be back in three hours. So, pace yourself.”
“Ha ha.”
I had to admit. Robert was right. It was a good idea to experiment alone. I will not describe what I did. It was familiar and yet completely different from anything I had done as a guy in that same bed. Shelly had had the wherewithal to have me buy bath products while we were out and I made use of them afterward. It was my first shower in this body and it too was eye opening.
After drying off and getting dressed, I went back to Shelly's wearing a different set of clothes. I tried out the shoes with the low heel instead of the sneakers I had left the mall wearing. That little bump in height made me feel less small.
When she opened the door to her room, she said, “You got changed?”
“I showered, too. Robert was very understanding.”
I entered and we kissed.
“He was there? What did he say?”
I filled her in on what happened up until he left. She looked at my new ID. “You even photograph well.”
“Are you jealous?”
“A little. If you weren't my girlfriend I'd be green with envy.”
We settled down to do some studying as we normally did on Saturdays. It felt very normal until her roommate showed up. The door opened and she and her boyfriend entered.
“Hey, Shell, who's your friend?” Paula said.
“Paula, meet Eve. Eve, this is Paula and Brett.”
“Nice to meet you, Eve,” Brett said with a hand shake. He exuded something I could not ignore.
“Likewise,” I said and felt some disappointment when he let go of my hand.
“I just need to get changed so we can go out,” Paula said. She grabbed some clothes and went into the bathroom.
“I haven't seen you around,” Brett said to me. “What are you studying?”
“I'm a business major,” I said. His eyes were the brightest blue I'd ever seen.
“That's cool. You're also a business major, Shell, aren't you?”
“Yes,” she said. “We're studying together.”
“Where Dave?”
“He's away for the weekend.”
The two of them continued to talk while I stared at his body. I did not register what happened until he and Paula left. A tissue dabbed at my mouth.
“You were drooling,” Shelly said, holding the wet tissue.
“I was what?”
“I guess we now know you like guys. I hope this means you're bi and not straight.”
“I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to... I wasn't like this with Robert.”
“Brett is hot. It's not your fault. You haven't learned how not to drool over a guy.”
“That's a thing.”
“Not really. You're just extra boy-crazy apparently.”
I put my hands on her shoulders and looked her straight in the eye. “You're still my beautiful girlfriend.”
“That's good to hear. I even give you permission to fuck him if he breaks up with Paula.”
“Really?”
“You're considering it?”
“A little.”
* * *
I had a dream a few days later.
Robert rushed into the room and said, “Oh, good. You're here.”
“Glad to see you, too.”
“I had an idea,” he said and then he described some crazy thing I can't remember that would turn me back into Dave. I reluctantly tried and it somehow worked.
“I'm me,” I exclaimed.
“You're half naked and your makeup looks funny on Dave.”
“But, I'm me.”
“You're welcome. Now undo it to see if you go back to being Eve.”
“Why would I want to do that?”
“Are you crazy?” He said. “Why wouldn't you want to be able to switch back and forth? You were telling me last night about having new friends. You think they'll be friends with Dave or are they exclusively Eve's friends?”
“But...”
“No buts. You would be closing the door on the coolest life anyone could have. You've fooled around and I've seen you drool over other guys. Don't you want to know what it feels like.”
I just stared at him. My mind was in a haze. He took it to mean I did not understand what he was saying, even though I knew all too well what he was saying.
“Do I have to be graphic?”
“No, no, I understand you completely. It's just... well... I am curious.”
“I could help you out there, too.”
“Did you just ask to have sex with me?”
“You? Dave? Not at all. But, Eve? Certainly.”
“I couldn't.”
“You could.”
“No, I couldn't cheat on Shelly.”
“Ah. We could ask her.”
“You are out of your mind,” I said. I got dressed and left without saying anything else.
I went to Shelly's room. When I opened the door she did not seem surprised to see me looking like my old self. I hugged her and we kissed.
“That's great. Can you still go back to being Eve?”
“What?”
“Was that a one time thing, a glitch in the matrix, or are you some kind of sexually morphic being?”
“I don't want to be Eve.”
“Maybe not. But, I think Robert is right.”
“What?”
“He texted me.”
“He texted you what?”
“He suggested you should turn back into a girl and have sex with a guy.”
“With him was his suggestion.”
“Yeah, that part I'm not sure about. Although, I trust he would be good to you so there's that. But, I think it would be rather informative for you to have sex as Eve.”
“What?”
“I'm giving you permission to have sex with a guy and not consider it cheating on me. At least the first time. Make a habit of it and we probably would have to be BFFs instead of dating one another.”
“This is insane.”
“You don't have to do it today or tomorrow. But, the longer you put it off, the more likely you are to chicken out. And that's the part where Robert is right. You could be the best man on the planet because you would know exactly what it means to be a woman.”
“So, you're being selfish because you want the me that learns from all this to be your man.”
“I suppose you could look at it that way.”
* * *
Going to classes was extremely awkward at first. Luckily I was able to blend into the back of the lecture halls. I made friends with some of the girls in my classes. I had to admit I did not find them attractive. Other than Shelly, I had not seen a woman whom I was interested in. On the other hand, several of the guys were very attractive. It was very awkward knowing their names but having to make it seem like I was meeting them for the first time.
There was a group of friends that invited me into their inner circle. Maria, Candace, Rita, Ian, and Marc. We shared all the same classes. Only Ian remembered Dave. Maria was their ringleader. Candace was her yes-girl. Rita was the trouble maker. Ian was a the socially inappropriate one that none of them would hang out with except he was Rita's brother. And then there was Marc. He was the tall, quiet one. He had a crush on Candace that he never told her. And then I think his crush switched to me. Candace probably didn’t even notice.
The second week I attended classes, Rita noticed me getting leered at by a couple jocks and grabbed me by the hand to invite me to sit with her and her friends at a different table in the cafeteria. When we sat down, she said, “You should have told those jockheads off.”
“They caught me off-guard.”
“What's this?” Ian said. “What did they say?”
“They were sitting nearby make lewd gestures about having sex...”
“About fucking her,” Rita said. “Even you wouldn't say what they were saying, Ian.”
“Damn, they are fucked up.”
“You're welcome to sit here any time,” Maria said.
“Thanks.”
That weekend was another surprise. I stayed at Shelly’s the night before. Saturday, just before noon, I returned to my room. I let myself in with my card and Robert said. “Look, it’s Eve. Have you met Dave’s sister, Faith?”
“Nice to meet you,” I said. I had totally forgotten Faith was coming to see me this weekend.
“Are you Robert’s girlfriend?” Faith said.
Robert looked at me wondering if he should go with it. But, I put a stop to it. “No. Sit down, Faith. This is a weird story.”
It took a while to tell the tale. And Robert filled in some details I had already forgotten.
“This is some kind of prank, right?” Faith said. “Where’s Dave hiding?”
“No, Faith. It’s no joke. I know it makes no sense and you have no reason to believe it. But, I’m Dave, or use to be Dave.”
“What’s Mom’s original hair color?”
“Even she doesn’t know.”
“Where did we go on vacation when I was nine?”
“You were nine? Grand Canyon.”
“Why didn’t Dave enjoy it?”
“I got sick and threw up on my burro.”
“You threw up on a burro?” Robert said. “He’s never told me that story.”
“It was hot. I ate something that disagreed with me. I almost fell off the burro and down a cliff side.”
“He never tells anyone that story,” Faith said. “You’re really my brother?”
“Sister,” Robert said.
“I have a sister!!” She shouted.
“No, you have a cousin. We told people I’m Dave’s cousin.”
“No fun. Did you tell Mom and Dad?”
“No. I forgot you were coming this weekend. But now that you are here, and you believe my story, I’m hoping you can figure out how I tell them.”
“Let me think about that. How’s Shelly?”
“She’s helping me with clothes and stuff.”
“You’re wearing makeup?”
“She likes guys, too,” Robert said. “Tell her about Marc.”
“Who’s Marc? Is he hot?”
“I’m not ready for this.”
Thankfully, Faith could only stay until nightfall. She insisted on checking out my new wardrobe. She wanted to “borrow” a pair of my shoes. But, she relented when I pointed out how small my wardrobe and shoe collection were.
When she left, Robert said, “That was more fun than I thought it would be.”
“Why did you bring up Marc?”
“Worried Faith is going to steal your boyfriend?”
“I sleep lighter than you do.”
* * *
I would like to say the next month went by with nothing particularly interesting happening. But, I had my first period about a month after the night I became a woman. Any doubts I had about being a woman were washed away those few days. Shelly was my anchor. Candace and Rita helped as well.
Otherwise, over that month, I ate lunch with my new study group and did some studying with them. Shelly would join us occasionally. She had different classes and was part of another study group. We did have one big study group once. But, some of the people in Shelly's group didn’t want to study with boys. And Maria did not want to exclude Ian and Marc. That was the one and only time we met as a whole.
Candace and I were the first to be seated at one lunch one afternoon when she said, “You really need to talk to Marc.”
“Marc? Why?”
“You haven't noticed? He follows you around like a puppy. He always sits next to you. He is so shy. But, he has a huge crush on you.”
“I know.”
“You know? Why haven't you said anything to him?”
“He use to follow you around before I joined your group.”
“I know. I told him I wasn't interested. Rita also told him she wasn't interested. I think the only reason Maria hasn't had to say anything is he's completely intimidated by her,” Candace said. “The difference is, I've seen you checking him out when he isn't looking. You like him like that.”
“I-- I don't-- I've never.”
“Calm down. I didn't say you should jump his bones. Yet. Just acknowledge that you like him and see where it goes.”
“What if we don't work out?”
“He'd probably leave the group before you even tried to leave. It would be a shame because he's good at math tutoring. But we'd survive.”
“I don't know.”
“Do I need to talk to Shelly?”
“Shelly?”
“You and her seem to be really tight. I bet if she knew about Marc she'd be pushing you to give him a chance.”
“Don't talk to Shelly.”
“Why not? Oh, oh, do you have a thing for Shelly?” I could not believe I had thought Candace was not observant. As I contemplated that, she continued, “The way you look at her is sort of how you look at Marc. It's okay if you're Bi. I think that's great. But, I don't think Shelly swings that way. I won't talk to her. You would probably be better off with Marc, if only, because he will definitely want to go out with you, assuming he doesn't faint first.”
Ironically, as soon as I could be alone with Shelly, I talked to her about what Candace said. I did not expect her first reaction to be, “Marc is hot. You should go for it.”
“What?”
“You've been Eve for well over a month. I don't think you are going to just snap back into being Dave.”
“What about us?”
“There isn't much of us left. And much of that is my fault. As cute as you are, I'm straight. It's nice when we fool around. But, I feel like I’m leading you on. Making out with you doesn't rev my engines like it did when you were Dave. When I dream about you, you’re Dave. Even you aren't as into me as you once were. I will be your BFF. But, I don't think we can be lovers. I hope that doesn't hurt you too much.”
I sat there for a moment before saying, “I'm surprised only because it doesn't hurt like it should.”
“I'm sorry. All of this is my fault.”
I pulled her into a hug. “Don't blame yourself. I don't.”
She sat back. “Good. Just think, that dream you told me about – it came true.”
“That’s not comforting.”
“Sorry,” she said. “How are you are you going to talk to Marc?”
It took a week of Candace and Shelly hounding me to finally get Marc alone, the two of them may have helped set that up. The study group was in a private room in the library studying when the other four suddenly couldn't stay as late as we usually spent studying. Marc and I were going over some math problems that, admittedly, I did not need help on. Candace winked at me as she left, leaving the two of us alone in the room. I was looking at the door to say goodbye to her. When the door closed I turned back to Marc and our noses touched. Neither of us flinched or backed away from the other and a moment passed as our eyes locked onto one another.
“Do you like me?” I said.
He sat back a little. “Of course, Eve.”
“No, I mean do you like like me?”
“Yes.”
“Why haven't you said so before?”
“You didn't ask.”
“You were never going to tell me?”
“I didn't want to risk not having you as a friend.”
He smelled so nice. His brown eyes had little flecks of green in them that made me feel funny inside. I leaned toward him and kissed him. His hands wrapped around me and he kissed me back. His arms enveloped me and I felt warm being held by him. Time stood still.
The embrace ended abruptly when he pulled back and said, “Why are you crying?”
“I'm crying?” I had not realized. The kiss had felt exactly the same as when I kissed Shelly the first time, except I had melted into him. She had told me she never wanted that kiss to end. And I thought that was just something lovers said. This time, I had not wanted it to end. “I'm sorry.”
“No, no,” he said. “It's okay. I just didn't...”
“It's not you. I was a little overwhelmed. It was a beautiful kiss.”
“Yes. It was.”
He closed his eyes and leaned toward me and I did the same. The second kiss was even better. He held me without being inappropriate. I have no idea how long this kiss lasted or how it broke up.
“That was nice,” I said.
“We should probably go get dinner.”
“I was going to meet up with Shelly.”
“Okay. Um.”
“I could cancel with her.”
“You don't have to.”
“No, I don't have to. I want to.”
Later that night, I returned to Shelly's room. As soon as she saw me, she pulled me in and closed the door. “What happened?”
“What do you mean?”
“Don't play coy with me. You have the look of someone who spent some time doe-eyed with a boy. Spill.”
“Marc and I kissed.”
“A four word sentence is insufficient. What did you say? What did he say? Where did he touch you?”
“He was a perfect gentleman. We kissed several time before getting dinner in the cafe. It was very wholesome.”
“Wholesome? What, no groping?”
“Not even once.”
“Lame,” called a voice from Paula's bed. I had no idea Paula was there.
“I thought you were asleep,” Shelly said.
“I was until you got all excited about a not-so-hot date.”
“Be nice. Eve doesn't have a lot of experience with men.”
“Really? You waited until college to date.”
“It wasn't really a plan,” I said.
“And then you managed to find a nice guy who wasn't sticking his hand up your skirt during your first kiss? How'd you get so lucky? Who's the guy?”
“You've seen her with Marc,” Shelly said.
“Oh, my, he is stacked. Aren’t you like a foot shorter than him?”
“At least a foot.”
“You need to get yourself some taller heels or you're going to end up with a sore neck.”
* * *
Over the next few days, Marc kept a respectful distance and did not discuss our kissing in front of the rest of the study group. I had no idea if they knew or not. When we were alone again I asked him and he said, “You seem uncomfortable with public displays of affection. I’m letting you take the lead on whether we tell the group about us.”
“Does that bother you?”
“I don't think so. I'm not really the PDA kind of person. But, I would like to spend more time with you. Can we go out on Saturday, off campus?”
“Sure, what do you have in mind?”
“A picnic lunch. I know a perfect spot.”
“Okay. Where do you want to meet?”
“My car is in the student lot behind my dormitory. I have a blanket, a basket, a mini-cooler, and will make some sandwiches. Eleven AM?”
“Okay.”
He kissed me on the cheek and left.
* * *
We were lying on the blanket in a clearing at a local national park. There were benches on the far side of the clearing that could not be seen because there was a slight hill between us and the benches.
I was nibbling on my sandwich when he said, “Can I ask you a question about your cousin Dave?”
“Um, sure.”
“I've never seen you with him. Do you avoid him?”
“No, he's busy with his own stuff.”
“I've actually never seen him since I first saw you. He use to be in all the classes you're taking.”
“Why is this important to you?”
“It isn't. In fact, I wanted you to know that it isn't. It also isn't important that you aren't enrolled as a student.”
“How?”
“I'm friends with Valentino. After he made your ID, he did a background check on you and it turned up empty.”
“Is this some kind of blackmail scheme?”
“What? No, no, please, Eve. It’s just I kind of know who you are and I need you to know I don't mind.”
“You know who I am?”
“I'm not one hundred percent certain. It's kind of crazy. Still, the facts don't allow for a very sane reason to exist.”
“What facts?”
“You don't have a paper trail. You have all of Dave's classes. Your best friend is Dave's girlfriend. You spend some nights in Shelly's room and some nights in Dave's room. Dave hasn't been seen since you first showed up. You have no social media. I could go on. But, somehow, you are Dave. I don't know how. I don't know why. And I don't care. I like you, Eve. And if you use to be Dave, I don't mind. You've been very skittish around me. I worry that Dave didn't want to be Eve. But that's just speculation.”
To say I was dumbfounded would be an understatement.
He continued, “You didn't deny it. And that's fine. I didn't expect you to admit it either. I can understand why you wouldn't want to tell someone you use to be a foot taller and a different sex. It sounds crazy. It is crazy. But, I have no other way to explain it. And it's not my business, really. I just want you to know that whatever is the truth, I'll still like you.”
“Yes,” I whispered.
“Yes? Yes, meaning I'm right? Really?”
“Yes. I don't want to get into it.”
“Okay. Shelly knows, right? I mean she would have to.”
“Yes, she knows.”
“Did you two break up?”
“I guess. Neither of us is really attracted to the other any more.”
“So, you actually are attracted to guys? Me?”
“Absolutely.”
“But, this isn't what you want. You want to be Dave.”
“I do. I did. It's been a couple months. I've kind of given up expecting that to happen.”
“That's sad.”
“Nothing you can do about it.”
“Probably not. If you could go back and you did, would you ever become Eve again, assuming you could.”
“I can't answer that. I have no idea.”
“Fair. Would Shelly take Dave back?”
“I hope so. But, that's like asking me if I want to colonize the Moon.”
“Would you go to the Moon if you could?”
“In a heartbeat.”
“It takes longer than that.”
“You know what I mean.”
He laughed. “I do. I hope you get at least one of these dreams to come true.”
I put the remains of the sandwich aside. “Can we just make out? I don't want to think about the old me any more.”
“Sure.”
It was still mostly just kissing. And that was still wonderful. I did allow him to fondle my breasts through my top. And my thigh rubbed against his stiff crotch. He did not press to go any further.
As we drove back to campus later, he said, “What are you doing for Thanksgiving on Thursday?”
“I don’t know. I have to call Faith, my sister. She’s my only family that knows about this.”
* * *
On Tuesday, we were caught by the study group holding hands. It all felt so middle school romantic. Ian, of course, asked bluntly if we had had sex. Marc told him that was inappropriate. The girls were happy for me.
We went back to my room after studying. Robert had left for the weekend. We sat on my bed and kissed. As we made out, I unbuttoned my top. I took his hand and placed it under my blouse. He felt me up. It made me feel good inside. I wished I had removed my bra first.
I gently pushed him backwards on the bed. I removed my blouse. I hesitated for a moment and he said, “You don’t have…”
I put a finger on his lips to shut him up. I reached behind my back and unclasped my bra. “I want to,” I said. My eyes dipped to my erect nipples. “See?”
His hands were strong and warm as they held my boobs. He said, “Should I get a condom?”
“No, I don’t think I’m ready for that,” I said. “I just want to be touched.”
“Touching’s nice,” he said. He partially sat up and removed his shirt. I had seen him topless before. I wanted to feel his bare chest against my bare chest. We embraced and kissed. His mouth dipped under my chin and his kissed me down my neck. His hands wandered my body as mine wandered his. Was I not ready?
His hot breath on my neck sent chills down my spine and heat between my legs. I was curious. My hand slipped under his waistband and moved down his thigh until they found something warm and hard between his legs.
He popped the button on his pants and undid the zipper. As shy as he was, he knew how to be smooth. He managed to get his pants off without removing his lips from my nipple. His boxer briefs tented in a way I knew first hand to be uncomfortable. I peeled the waistband down and released him from their confines.
“I thought we weren’t doing that.”
“Third base,” I said and my hand encircled his cock. I was longer than mine had been, about the same width. Other than porn, I had never had this view of a cock before. My hand felt small wrapped around him. He lay back and allowed me to stroke his dick.
I lay back as well, my face not far from his. My attention was on his crotch, his attention was on my face. I wondered what he was seeing. His cock grew harder. I looked at him and he gave me a do-what-you-want look. I quickened the pace. He moaned. I saw his eyes close. A small quiver trembled on his lips. I looked back at my hand just in time to see him cum. Cum jumped into the air and landed on my wrist and his stomach. I kept going and more cum dribbled out and down his shaft. His moan crescendoed and ended. I looked at him. He was reaching for the tissue box. He pulled some out and handed them to me. I cleaned my hand first. He took out more tissues and was surprised when I took them from him. I wiped his cock before it got too flaccid. More tissues were needed for his stomach. When he was not looking, I licked my wrist. Not unpleasant.
“Lay back,” he said. “Your turn.”
“What?”
He pushed me onto my back and said, “You can tell me to stop at any time.” He unzipped my skirt and I helped him remove it. He kissed my stomach until he reached the band of my panties. He hooked a thumb under them and slid them down. His eyes were locked onto mine the whole time. A single finger ran down my stomach, between my legs, and pushed gently between my labia lips. Even knowing it was about to happen, I still gasped. I was wet. His finger sat slightly within my lips unmoving for a moment before he curled his finger up and found my button. He brushed my clitoris gently and it was far more electric than when I did it. His fingers played within my outer folds for a few moments before I felt a finger starting to press into my vag.
I cannot remember when my eyes closed. He kissed me to stop me from biting my lip. His finger entered me. I immediately moaned in pleasure. A second finger pushed in. He started to move the two fingers in and out of me. It felt amazing. I was so worked up that he brought about an orgasm relatively quickly. And then, he did not stop until I had a second one.
When I opened my eyes, he was taking two fingers out of his mouth.
* * *
“It’ll be fine,” Faith said over the phone.
“They’ll know.”
“Why would they even suspect the young woman I claim is my friend from school is actually their son, who is like a foot taller than you?” Faith said. “You already texted them that you have a lot of stuff to catch up on and can’t make it. Mom was happy when I told her I was bringing a friend who had nowhere to go this weekend.”
“You already told Mom?”
“That I was bring a friend from school. You are so natural as a girl, they won’t suspect a thing. It’s kind of amazing, actually. Do you have periods?”
“Yes. Ugh. I’m due Monday for my second.”
“Are you on birth control?”
“No.”
“Eve!”
“I haven’t had time to find a doctor. It’s not like I have insurance.”
“Hmm. There’s a clinic we can stop at near the house. It should be open Saturday while we’re home. I’ll give them a call.”
“Fine.”
Wednesday evening, I took the train to Faith’s college. I could not drive us home in Dave’s car. I spent the night in Faith’s room. Luckily the dorms were mostly empty so I didn’t have to lie to her friends about being Faith’s cousin.
In the morning, Faith drove us home. We arrived home by ten in the morning. Faith unlocked the front door and we walked in.
“Faith,” Mom said. She had changed her hair again. It was a fire-engine red, short bob. I’d never considered cutting my hair short.
Grandma Abby was there. Uncle Perry and Aunt Kate were there with Tobin, their young son. Dad shook my hand, “This must be Eve. Welcome to our family gathering.”
“Thanks for having me. It was just too far for me to get away for a quick visit home.”
“Understandable.”
“You look like one of the family,” Dad said. “Doesn’t she look like she could be Faith’s sister?”
“You do have features similar to those on both sides of Faith’s family tree. That nose could be lifted right off Dave’s face,” said Kate, Mom’s sister.
I pretended to not know anybody as Faith introduced me to everyone. I felt bad about not giving Grandma Abby a kiss and a hug. As the introductions happened, Uncle Perry saw my T-shirt and said, “You like Blur? Faith’s brother Dave loves Blur. He’ll be sad he didn’t get to meet you.”
I was going to say something about it but I noticed Uncle Perry was still staring at my T-shirt. No, my chest. Uncle Perry was staring at my boobs.
Faith said, “Why don’t I show you his room? He has a few posters.”
“Sure,” I said and stood up. I followed Faith up the stairs. When we entered my room, she closed the door.
“I want to laugh but I can’t,” she said. “Welcome to the Perved on by Perry club.”
“He’s done that to you?”
“You never noticed?”
“I—” How had I never noticed Uncle Perry’s wandering eye? “No. Sorry.”
“Don’t be sorry. At least something useful has come from your predicament. You’ve learned about Uncle Perry’s male gaze.”
“I feel so stupid.”
“Don’t. He never stared at Dave. I’m sure you’ve noticed being stared at these past few months.”
“I never know what to do. Shelly says I’m lacking years of training at being treated as a thing by men.”
“You are.” She gave me a hug. We sat on my bed and she told me about her experiences with growing up and being leered at.
“Faith,” Mom called out a little later.
“Be right down,” Faith said. “Ready to undergo the stare.”
“No.”
We went downstairs and helped set the table with Mom and Aunt Kate. It occurred to me that I had never had to set the table for Thanksgiving. The women did that. What kind of asinine tradition was this? Dad, Uncle Perv, and Tobin were watching football TV. If I were still Dave, I’d be in there with them. And I never noticed it before.
I looked at Faith and she had a smirk on her face that told me she knew what I was thinking. It is amazing what you can learn about your family when you view them through the eyes of a stranger.
I managed to get a seat two chairs to the left of Perry. He could not easily stare at me and I did not have to see his face.
“Are you a communications major like Faith is, Eve?” Mom said.
“Yes, we share the same classes for the most part. We met in a study group.”
“The specialized classes don’t start until sophomore year,” Faith said.
“That way they get a full year out of you before you realize you’re in the wrong major. The upper classmen are always saying stuff like that,” I said.
“So cynical at such a young age?” Grandma said.
“I prefer to call myself a realist.”
“Where are you from that you couldn’t get home for Thanksgiving?”
“I’m not close with my family,” I said. “Sometimes I think they wouldn’t even recognize me if I were with them.”
Dad changed the subject quickly and I did not have to make up a whole back story for my new life.
After dinner the women gathered in the kitchen to talk while the men remained in the living room. Later, Faith and I were in her room.
“Learned more about the family dysfunction, did you?” She said.
“I never noticed there’s no intermingling of the sexes at these gatherings aside from dinner itself. Have you ever asked about it?”
“Yes. Grandma calls it tradition and Mom doesn’t say anything.”
“Have you ever spent more than a few minutes talking to Tobin?”
“No. Tell me about him.”
“He has a dry wit. But, he’s shy and barely talks at the table.”
“I had no idea,” she said. “We should get ready for bed.” She pulled her shirt off and laughed at my shocked face. “I ain’t got anything you ain’t got.”
“But, you know who I am.”
“Doesn’t matter.”
“I guess not,” I said as I took off my T-shirt.
“That’s a cute bra.”
“Shelly insisted I get bras that were, as she called it, fun.”
“Has she found someone else?”
“Not that I’m aware of.”
“You did break up.”
“Yes. It wasn’t that bad. We were surprisingly okay with it.”
“That’s good, I guess,” Faith said. “And how about you and Marc? Have you?”
“No.”
“You’ve been dating for a month. Is he big?”
My face must have been bright crimson.
“So, you’ve touched it, I hope? Otherwise, he’s going to leave you.”
“Marc’s not like that.”
“He’s a guy. You know what they’re like.”
The Friday after Thanksgiving is traditionally a day one avoids shopping centers unless one has a specific deal they wish to take advantage of. Not Faith. Faith loved Black Friday, as it’s known – the hustle, the stampede of shoppers – she loved it.
She dragged me to the mall to buy me more clothes. She was not happy with the style she assumed Shelly inflicted on me. She said, “I can’t accept you as my older sister with the conservative clothes you wear.”
“They aren’t conservative.”
“You don’t own a single abdomen revealing top. You have no tight leggings. You have no short shorts. I’m not saying you have to dress like a sex worker. But, you have assets you should be showing off a bit more.”
We traveled the young women’s clothing stores for crop tops, tank tops, corsets and half-corsets, and leggings in stretch fabrics, flowy fabrics, and leather. The first time I tried something on, I came out of the changing booth and asked, “When am I going to wear something like this in Winter?”
“That’s what a coat is for.”
“I’ve never understood freezing your ass off to look hot.”
“Pretend Marc is standing right around that corner over there. Do you want to ask him how you look in that crop top or in a long sleeve Christmas sweater?”
I blushed.
“That’s what I thought. The top’s okay. I don’t like the leggings color on you. Next outfit.”
For several hours and in and out of half a dozen stores, we improved my wardrobe. She paid for most of it. On the way home, she said, “We have to tell Mom and Dad. I can’t keep buying my friend half a wardrobe each season.”
“I know.”
“And what are you going to do about finals in a few weeks? You can’t put Dave’s name on a test and get away with it at my college.”
“Nor mine. Again, I don’t know.”
“With Mom and Dad on your side, they can help you with talking to the school. You probably need a lawyer to help you sort it all out.”
That evening, Faith dragged me into the living room as Mom and Dad were sitting – cuddling? – together on the sofa.
“Mom, Dad, Eve has something to tell you.”
“What is it, Dear?” Mom said, sitting up and giving me her full attention. Dad hit mute on the television remote.
“I haven’t been completely honest with you about who I am,” I said. “I have no idea how to prove this to you but… I’m David.”
Dad laughed. Mom just looked confused. Dad said, “My son was never what I would call curvy, young lady. And you must be a foot shorter than David.”
“I don’t blame you for not believing me. If I hadn’t just spent two months as a woman I wouldn’t believe me either.”
“David’s had a problem that he didn’t tell us about for two months?” Mom said. “Now, I know this some kind of prank. Did Faith put you up to this?”
“She isn’t lying,” Faith said. “Hear her out.”
“It was eight weeks ago, also on a Friday night…” I told them what happened in Shelly’s dorm room and the subsequent few days.
Mom and Dad, mostly Dad, peppered me with questions only Dave could know the answer to. Dad thought I got one wrong, but Mom and Faith confirmed I was right. Mom even asked, “What’s my original hair color?”
Faith and I laughed. “Do you even know? Faith asked me that when she was first told about my change.”
“No,” she said with a chuckle. “I think I’m a dirty blond. But, these days there’s a lot of gray when I don’t keep up with dying it.” She stood up and embraced me. “I believe you, Love.”
“I’m still a bit skeptical. But, if Britney believes you, I believe you.” He stood up and gave me a hug.
“How did Shelly take it?”
“We’re BFFs now.”
“You broke up?”
“She doesn’t feel the same way about me physically.”
“And you?”
I blushed.
“She has a boyfriend,” Faith said.
“Already?” Dad said.
I took out my phone and showed them a few selfies of me and Marc.
“He’s a handsome boy,” Mom said.
“Too good looking,” Dad said. “Have you and Marc…?”
“She doesn’t have to answer that,” Faith said. “If you can ask her, you’ll start asking me.”
“Should I start asking you?”
“Donald!” Mom said.
“I was just curious.”
“I convinced Eve to talk to you because she has a problem,” Faith said. “She isn’t registered for classes and she can’t take Dave’s final exams for him without getting him expelled if she’s caught.”
“Oh, right,” Dad said. “It’s not too late. I’ll call my friend Kerry. She can’t help herself, she’s a contract lawyer. But, she’ll be able to recommend the right lawyer to help us talk to the college.” He left the room to go to his home office.
“You always wanted a second daughter, Mom.”
“Not at the expense of my only son, Eve,” she said. “Are you fully…?”
“I’ve had my period. I’m due for the next one soon.”
“How did that go?”
“Shelly prepared me well.”
“That’s good. I’m sorry I couldn’t be there for you,” Mom said. “Your make up is amazing.”
“Also Shelly.”
Mom was very understanding and asked me about my studies. She only asked a few questions about Marc. Dad returned shortly.
“It took over five minutes to convince Kerry I wasn’t saying you were transitioning or anything medical like that. She gave me the number of an acquaintance who works in civil rights and identity law. I’ll call them Monday.”
“Just don’t let this become a big national news story,” I said.
“Yes, we want to avoid that. You’ll probably have to meet with this lawyer in their office whenever I can set up a meeting.”
“I know.”
* * *
Saturday morning, Mom was so happy to hear Faith was taking me to a clinic for a gynecological exam. Suffice it to say, it was not as bad as I imagined it could be. It was only terrible. At least I wasn’t a thirteen year old girl my first time. The doctor was very understanding and she prescribed birth control pills. When I told her I didn’t have insurance, she gave me a prescription card to help offset the cost.
Faith and I went to the mall again afterward. We were standing outside a store when a familiar voice called out, “Faith.”
We turned around and saw J.B. approaching. J.B. was my best friend through high school. Faith never really liked him.
“What, J.B.?” She said.
“Is Dave home for the weekend? I haven’t heard from him in a while.”
“Dave couldn’t make it home.”
“That sucks. All his texts are short and boring. Any idea what happened to him? Who’s this cutey?”
“Eve is my cousin,” she said. “Eve, this is J.B., Dave’s friend.”
“Nice to meet you,” I said. He extended his hand and I shook it. I never realized how cute J.B. was. Of course, I was fully aware that he was a bit of a player. His body language now was saying, “check me out.” I said, “Have you known Dave a long time?”
“Since grade school. If you hear from Dave, Faith, tell him I’m hoping to get a phone call from him.”
“Sure, J.B. We gotta go.”
“No prob. B-bye hot stuffs.”
As we walked away, I said, “Is that why you never liked him?”
“I liked him before he started calling me hot stuff.”
“I never noticed it before.”
At home, I spent an hour talking to Marc on the phone. Faith only butted in a little.
Soon, it was Sunday afternoon and Faith was driving me back to campus. “I have to say, Eve. It’s amazing how natural a woman you seem. If I didn’t know you were once Dave I’d never have suspected it.”
“Yay for me embracing my feminine side.”
“I’m serious. You could have hid yourself away, cut your hair, camouflaged yourself in boy clothes, and so on. I don’t know what I would do if I woke up as a bro one morning. I’m proud of you.”
“Thanks, Sis. That means a lot.”
“And I got a big sister out of it!”
“And I got to be a big sister.”
I texted Marc as we got close to campus. He was standing outside my dorm as we pulled up. I got out of the car and kissed him immediately.
“Now, I see why you wear such high heels,” Faith said. I was still half a head shorter than Marc in these sky high heels.
“Let me get your bags,” he said. “Is this your sister?”
“Hi, I’m Faith. And you are far too hot.”
He blushed and said nothing as he grabbed my bags from the trunk.
“Don’t embarrass him.”
“What? Do you have a brother?”
“I do. But he’s ten years older and married.”
“Do you have a pic? I want to know if you were the lucky one.”
“Faith!”
He pulled out a pic of his brother and his wife walking a red carpet.
“OMG, is that Anielle Delacroix?”
“Yes, she’s his wife.”
“Da-amn. No pressure, Eve.”
“None at all,” I said.
“I still have another hundred miles to get to my campus,” Faith said. She gave me a hug. “Be good.” She gave Marc a hug and said, “Be good to her.”
“Always.”
She got in her car and drove away as we waved at her. We kissed again. Someone nearby called out, “Get a room.”
“How was your weekend?” I said as we reached my room. Robert wasn’t there yet.
“Good. Anielle’s pregnant, but don’t tell anyone. She’s planning an announcement.”
“Is that their first?”
“Yes. I can’t imagine my brother as a father. Mom and Dad were excited to become grandparents. The baby was all anyone talked about all weekend.”
“Do you want kids? Eventually?”
“Sure, I guess. That’s a weird question for you, isn’t it?”
“Yeah.” I said. There was an awkward silence.
“Not anything you need to worry about today.”
Robert arrived shortly and that put an end to any idea of another big make out session. After Marc left, Robert said, “I didn’t ruin the mood, did I?”
“That’s all you’re good for.”
“Hey.”
“I’m joking. No, it’s almost that time of the month.”
“Bummer. Isn’t sex supposed to help with cramping?”
“I wouldn’t know.”
I told him about telling the family my secret.
“That’s awesome. Hopefully that lawyer can get things settled.”
Dad and I met with the lawyer on Wednesday. Her name was Micah Peterson. She was in her mid-thirties. She was professionally dressed but her offices had in a bit of a punk vibe. She said, “This is going to be difficult. There’s not any prior law regarding people spontaneously changing gender. Frankly, you look indistinguishable from a normal woman your age. I can’t decide if that’s a good thing or not. On the one hand, it makes it easy to argue for a legal name change. On the other, it makes it almost impossible to get someone to believe you use to be a man. What is the end goal?”
“I’d rather be a man, I think.”
“You think?”
I paused. “I have a boyfriend.”
“Does he know?”
“Yes. He actually figured it out. I showed up when Dave stopped being seen on campus, etc.”
“Smart kid.”
“So, since you have a boyfriend, you’re feeling better about the change?”
“Mostly. I use to have a girlfriend. She calls us BFFs now.”
“Probably the most interesting friend-zoning I’ve ever encountered. Are you seeing a therapist?”
“No.”
“I’ll have my assistant get you the name of a couple therapists who work with gender issues,” she said. “I’ll contact the school and arrange a meeting with the Dean of Students. Hopefully we can get in before finals start. After that we’ll have to play it by ear.”
* * *
The meeting with the Dean took place on Friday. Micah, Dad, Mom, and I met outside his office before going in. Anil Mittal was an older man. His office reflected a refined taste. He had a slight British accent. After introductions he interrupted Micah by starting, “So, this, you are telling me, is David Putnam, second year business major?”
“She calls herself Eve, now,” Micah said.
“And her transition was somehow magical?”
“I prefer to say an unexplained phenomenon,” Micah said.
“Ms Peterson, it is only because your reputation proceeds you that I am not laughing. Mr. Putnam’s files say he is six foot five inches and over two hundred pounds. This woman could not physically be him and yet you swear she is.”
“Yes.”
“This blessed event happened in September?”
“The twenty-ninth,” I said.
“Why did you wait so long to do anything about it?”
“Ms Putnam was hoping it would all go away. When it didn’t, she was afraid no one would believe her.”
“What do you want me to do?”
Micah took some papers from her case. “In the short term, we’d like the university to issue papers saying Eve can take David’s exams coming in the next couple weeks. It would be a shame to have her lose an entire semester. In the long term, we will probably have her name legally changed and we would like David’s records transferred to her.”
“We can discuss the transcript issues after you deal with the name change. As for her finals, she will have to take them separately from the other students. It would be too much of a hassle to allow her to take the exams without ID, fake or not. They will take place here and I will proctor them personally. I will have to get approval from the university president. But, I don’t think he’ll object. So, this is a tentative solution.”
“That sounds like a good solution,” Micah said.
“Thanks, Dean Mittal,” I said.
“If you ever go back to being David, you will inform me immediately,” he said.
I nodded.
In the hallway outside the Dean’s office, Micah said, “That went very well. I’ll work on getting the name change started. That will probably not get anywhere until Spring. Complicating this is your gender change. We will need to find a sympathetic physician since it can only be accomplished with a physician’s sign off. I’m going to call a couple congressmen I know to see if we can mitigate that. It will take time.”
“Thanks for you help,” Dad said.
“It’s what I’m paid to do. And as the Dean said, if you find yourself as David again, call me before you call the Dean.”
“Easy to promise at this point,” I said.
* * *
Marc and I continued to be intimate without reaching home plate. Finals took place a couple weeks after the meeting with the Dean. Taking the exams alone in a corner of his office was weird. It was certainly a lot quieter than sitting in a room with a hundred other students.
Dad came up to campus by train to drive my car back home. Micah was still working on getting me a new driver’s license. Marc had already packed the car before Dad arrived. They shook hands.
“I would have driven her home if she had asked,” Marc said.
“Britney would have loved to meet you.”
“Part of why I didn’t ask him to drive me home, Dad.”
“It’s okay if I meet your boyfriend.”
“You won’t ask me a bunch of questions afterward.”
“I could.”
The month long winter break flew by. Mom spent most of the break trying to make up for lost mother-daughter time with me. Faith ran interference a few times to get me out of it but I really didn’t mind spending more time with Mom. Dad was not quite distant. We still played chess in the evening every now and then. He loved playing against me. And I could still beat him occasionally.
Marc visited a couple weekends and got along great with my parents. He could not sleep over though.
A week before Christmas Eve, Grandma visited and we told her who I was. We did not tell Uncle Perry and Aunt Kate. Mom wanted to tell her sister but I did not want to have too many people knowing until a permanent solution was found.
Before I knew it, I was back on campus. I was still rooming with Robert since neither of us had a problem with living with the other. Dean Mittal was glad as even he did not like dealing with the staff at housing.
* * *
It was a week after the spring semester started when Robert rushed into our room and said, “Oh, good. You're here.”
“Glad to see you, too.”
“I had an idea. When you changed you tried putting on your old underwear. Have you tried any of your old underwear since?”
“I also tried putting on my men’s underwear the morning after it happened.
“So, that Friday and that Saturday. How about since then?”
“No, they would be very loose.”
“That's not the point. Maybe your body changes with your underwear. Had you ever worn female underwear before you did a few months ago?”
“Of course not.”
“So, give it a try. You have nothing to lose.”
“I already tried this.”
“Maybe whatever makes you change takes time to recharge.”
“Fine, fine.” I grabbed one of my old boxer briefs and went into the bathroom.
A moment later, male me was shouting “Oh, my god.” I stepped out of the bathroom in just my boxer briefs. “I'm me!”
“You're half naked and your makeup looks funny on Dave.”
“But, I'm me.”
“You’re welcome. Now, put the panties back on to see if you can go back and forth.”
“Why would I want...?”
“Are you crazy?” He said. “Why wouldn't you want to be able to switch back and forth? You were telling me about kissing Marc. You think he wants to kiss Dave?”
“But...”
“No buts.”
“Stop, stop, stop. I am having the worst déjà vu right now.”
“What?”
“The dream I told you about a couple months ago.”
“What about it?”
“You’re saying exactly what you said in my dream.”
“Whatever. You would be closing the door on the coolest life anyone could have. You've fooled around and I've seen you drool over guys. Don't you want to know what it feels like.”
“You did it again.”
“So, you apparently also have precognitive powers. Doesn’t matter. Do I have to be graphic?”
“No, no, I understand you completely. It's just... well, I am curious.”
“I could help you out there, too.”
“That’s it. I’m done,” I said. I got dressed and left without saying anything else.
I went to Shelly's room. When I opened the door she did not seem surprised to see me looking like my old self. I hugged her and we kissed.
“So, how did you find yourself?”
“Robert had the insane idea that there’s a recharge time just after a gender change that has to pass before I can switch back. Insane idea. But, it worked.”
“That's great. Can you still go back to being Eve, now?”
“What?”
“Was that a one time thing, a glitch in the matrix, or are you some kind of sexually morphic being?”
“If I never put on panties again, it won't matter.”
“But, what about Marc?”
Somehow between my dorm and her dorm, I had forgotten about Marc. I dropped into a chair in the room and just sat there for several moments. Shelly said nothing. “I have to tell him.”
“His first question will be whether you can still be Eve or not.”
“No, he'd ask if I want to be Eve again.”
“Which you are saying you won't do.”
“I have to find out.”
I went into her bathroom and removed my clothes. I started sliding the panties up my leg when I saw myself in the mirror. Am I Dave or am I Eve? I asked the naked man in the mirror.
The waistband settled on my waist and nothing happened. I removed the panties and grabbed my underwear and put them back on.
“Nothing,” I said.
“Oh, you’ll have to wait a day or two and try again. When you first changed you could not change back.”
She came over to me and hugged me. We kissed.
“Didn't we break up?” I said.
“We were on a pause until you could turn back to Dave.”
“Which I've done. Now I have a boyfriend and a girlfriend. You never struck me as the sharing type.”
“I would never share Dave with another woman. I also don't think I would be jealous of Eve being with Marc.”
“Seriously?”
“Just don't expect any threesomes.”
“Not even Dave, Marc, and you.”
“I-- I hadn't thought of that.”
“I should go talk to Marc while you fantasize.”
“Shut up!”
I went to Marc’s dorm and was let in. I knocked on his room door. Everything looked different being a foot taller now.
“Dave?” he said, stepping aside to let me in.
“I hope Ian isn't here.”
“He isn't. So, long time no see.” He sat on his bed. I sat on the desk chair.
“Yeah, about that.”
“So, you're here. I'm guessing that means I was right about you and Eve.”
“You were.”
“Does this mean Eve’s never coming back?”
“I tried changing back. It didn’t work. Just like it didn’t work when I first became Eve. I just spent several months not feeling like myself.”
“So we're breaking up? I don't mind. Just don't string me along.”
“I just left Shelly's room. She was also happy for me. I never wanted to break up with her.”
“I see.”
“I also don't want to break up with you. I mean. At the moment, I'm not looking for anything physical with you. But, I--”
“So, I will see Eve again. And she still wants to be my girlfriend.”
“Assuming it doesn’t take three months between changes.”
“I should probably reject this idea. What if it only takes a day or two between changes? Would you switch back and forth that frequently?”
“Maybe.”
“Shelly had no problem with this?”
“She said she didn't. We won't know whether she or you or I can handle the idea of sharing me between you two until we try it. Insane as it sounds.”
“I'm willing to try. I really like Eve. And I think you were finally comfortable being Eve until you... You never did tell me how you became Eve.”
I sighed. I told him the story of the underwear. When I finished he laughed. “What?”
“How did it take so long for you to try putting on men's underwear?”
“I tried immediately. And the next morning.”
“But not since then?”
“No.”
“The gang is going to miss Eve at lunch tomorrow if you don't show.”
“Let's give the three-halves dating a chance first. If we find out we can handle it, we can tell the girls about my weird ability.”
“But not Ian.”
“God, not Ian. Are you daft?”
We laughed.
“I’ll try again Saturday. If it works out, we can get together as a couple and hang out.”
“It's a date. If you remain Dave, we can still hang out as Bros.”
“I suppose that's possible.”
“Dave, I might have a girlfriend with whom I can do guy stuff with. Nothing can be better than that. Having to share you with Shelly is worth the price of admission.”
“I'm glad you're so open about this.”
“I'm glad you were man enough to tell me why Eve wouldn't be in classes tomorrow.”
“Okay. I'm headed back to Shelly's dorm. Good night.”
We shook hands, awkwardly at first. I left.
* * *
I called Micah and when she found out how I turned back I could hear her biting her tongue. We put a hold on any name change. I went to the Dean’s office and he was less restrained. “This is amazing,” he said. “How did you not try to turn back with your own underwear immediately?”
“I did try it immediately. Even the next morning. I haven’t tried it since then until this morning.”
“So, you’ll be attending classes as yourself this semester, I assume.”
“I will. I might still be attending classes sometimes as Eve, assuming the cool down period isn’t weeks long.”
“You will?”
“Eve has a boyfriend. It would be unfair to just ghost him.”
“You seem a bit confused about what you want.”
“Tell me about it.”
* * *
Shelly and I were having lunch in the cafe on Friday when Marc approached us. Quietly, he said, “May I join you?”
Shelly said, “Sure. Have a seat.”
Marc looked very relieved as he sat. This was the shy Marc I first met a couple months ago. “I don't want to intrude.”
“No, no, you two should get to know one another,” I said.
“Should we?” he said.
“Why not?” Shelly said. “Do you have any plans with Eve or Dave tomorrow?”
“You told her?” Marc said.
“Of course,” I said.
“Good, good. Of course, you told her. No, I thought we'd just hang out. Did you want to do something specific?”
“Nothing specific. I'm up to date on my studying, though.”
“There's that movie you want to see,” Shelly said.
“No,” I said. “I don't think I'll enjoy as much if I'm Eve.”
“Really?” Marc said. “What kind of movie?”
“A stupid action movie. While I was Eve, I watched a couple similar movies and they were good. I enjoyed them. But something was missing. They weren't great movies to Eve. I rewatched one of them last night and it just landed better when I was Dave.”
“Testosterone?”
“Maybe.”
“You could watch it with Marc as Dave.”
“I think I want my first date since finding Dave with Marc to be a strictly Eve date. Maybe some other time, Dave and Marc could see that movie.”
“Sure,” Marc said. He visibly relaxed. “I was worried this might be hard to do.” He indicated with his hand the three of us conversing.
“It's a very unusual circumstance,” Shelly said. “It'll probably work because none of us are the type who feels the need to spend time with their significant other twenty-four/seven.”
“And my other relationship isn't a secret.”
“What if Shelly found another boyfriend or I found another girlfriend?”
“We don't have to decide that now. I just hope if that happened, you would tell the other two about it before it reached the dating stage. No secrets.”
“Agreed.”
“Agreed.”
Saturday morning, before my shower, I put on Eve’s underwear and I was changed into Eve. It took at a maximum four days between changes. I suppose I had to experiment to find out the minimum time between changes. Robert was awake as I came out of the bathroom.
“Eve?” He said. “I thought you would wait to change closer to when Marc was coming by to pick you up?”
“I figured I should get reuse to this body before I saw him. Everything is so big again.”
“You are so lucky.”
“I am?” I wasn’t sure what he was referring to.
“You have two people who care for you so much they are willing to share you. And you get to experience 100% of the human experience compared to most people who only get to experience 50% of the human experience.”
“You always did see my curse as a blessing.”
“And I hope someday you'll realize I was right.”
Marc arrived around three in the afternoon and Robert opened the door. I was standing not far away. When I first saw Marc, my heart jumped into my throat. That had not happened when Dave saw him. Marc did a double take as he saw me.
“She’s hot, right?” Robert said.
“Don’t be a dick,” I said.
“You two would have just stared at each other for a few minutes if I hadn’t said anything.”
“He’s right,” Marc said. “And you are, too. He’s a dick.”
“Hey.”
“Bye, Rob,” I said walking out ahead of Marc.
When I turned to look at him Marc was rolling his eyes. “What did he do?”
“Don’t ask,” Marc said.
We got in his car and drove downtown. He parked not far from the restaurant where we had reservations for the evening. It was still mid-afternoon so we strolled toward a small park a few streets over. We held hands.
“This isn’t killing you, is it?”
“What?” He said.
“Holding hands. You said you weren’t much for PDAs.”
“Oh, my feelings about PDAs are mostly untested. I had a girlfriend in high school who never let me near her in public because I was always shooting video of her for her social media presence. She didn’t want anyone to know she had a boyfriend in case it would reduce the number of followers she had. We didn’t last long.”
“She sounds controlling.”
“She isn’t controlling me any more. That’s all I care about. You ever think about being a fashion influencer?”
“Never crossed my mind. I’m not into that stuff.”
“You aren’t?” Marc laughed. He stopped and tugged me toward a store window. “You like that dress right there.”
It was a blue, double strapped, one shoulder mini dress with strategically placed sheer mesh cutouts. I had shoes that would be perfect with it.
“I’m right,” he continued. “You’re thinking about how it would look on you right now.”
“Just because I like a dress doesn’t mean I want to make videos of me showing off my clothes.”
“Let’s go in.”
“Why?”
“I want to see you in the dress.”
“Are you sure you want to unleash a woman in a clothing store?”
“I have faith you aren’t like that.”
“I don’t know,” I said opening the door to the store. “If you’re relying on me also being Dave, you’re forgetting Dave doesn’t like trying on dresses any more than he likes guys.”
“Oh, shit.”
The saleswoman in the store quickly found the dress in my size and I went into the changing room. When I came out, I strutted over to the mirror. I loved the dress. The cutouts were well-placed without being vulgar. And it showed off some cleavage without feeling like the girls were going to pop out if I turned too quickly.
As I was contemplating the thoughts flowing through my mind, Marc said, “We’ll take it.”
“We will?”
“Of course. It was made for you.”
“You’re boyfriend has excellent taste,” the saleswoman said.
“He saw me staring at this one. Try to pick something else for me,” I said.
“Challenge accepted,” he said in a deep tone. I laughed.
He walked a few steps and after careful consideration picked up a cream colored, slightly sheer blouse with a plunging, ruffle lined neckline and long sleeves that ended in a wide ruffle.
“I think he wins,” the saleswoman said. “It’s even in your size.” She handed it to me. She picked up a black pencil skirt and handed it to me. “If you want to put it on for him.”
Marc smiled.
I went into the changing room and came out. It was a great outfit. He bought them all for me and carried the bag as we left.
“You didn’t have to do that.”
“You don’t have enough clothes.”
“I can’t wear that dress on campus.”
“You certainly can. There’s a dance in a couple weeks.”
“I thought you were shy.”
“No one will be looking at me if I’m dancing next to you in that dress.”
“Can you afford it? Women’s clothes aren’t cheap.”
“There was a moment of sticker shock when she said $134. But, yeah, I can afford it.”
“I hope you don’t think I’m dating you for your money.”
“How would you have known anything about my finances up until now?”
“Candace?”
“I never dated Candace.”
“Her loss.”
When it got close to our dinner reservation, we walked back to the car to drop off the clothing. Shortly after checking in at the hostess’ desk in the restaurant, a voice called out.
“Marc?”
Marc turned and said, “Bill! How have you been?”
Bill was as tall as Marc, a bit more rugged in looks, attractive, lighter hair, darker complexion. He was accompanied by a tall woman, brunette, dressed in a red lacy top and tan slacks. They looked like they were a few years out of college.
“Bill, this is Eve,” Marc said. “Eve, this is my cousin Bill and his wife Shawna. They live a couple towns over from campus.”
“Pleased to meet you.”
“You aren’t an influencer, are you?” Shawna said.
“No.”
“Thank God. Do you remember Penelope, Bill?”
“I don’t think Eve wants to hear about Penelope, Dear.”
“I know of her and he’s right. I don’t want to know much more about her.”
“If you are going to chat, we’re going to powder our noses,” she said and gave Bill a quick kiss. She shooed me toward the bathrooms. I had been planning to check my make up. When we got there I checked my face in the mirror.
“How long have you known Marc?” She said as she closed the door to a stall.
“A few months. He was so shy. I had to ask him out. We’ve only been dating about a couple months.”
“That sounds like Marc. Be good to him. He’s a kind soul.”
“That is one of many qualities I like about him. How long have you been with Bill?”
“This isn’t about me. What else do you like about Marc?”
“Are you interrogating me?”
“No, no, no. Maybe a little. Other than the influencer, Marc hasn’t really dated. I gotta know what you did to coax him out of his shell.”
“We were in the same study group. He’s had crushes on the other women in the group. He switched to me when I joined. If he wasn’t so sweet, he’d be creepy.” I went into another stall to do my business and I realized this was the first time I had ever gone to the bathroom with another woman to talk about my date. “And he’s hot.”
As we finished washing our hands, she said, “His family is full of tall drinks of water.”
When we got back to the guys, Bill said, “She pump you for everything you and Marc know about one another.”
“Oh, hush, Bill. Nice meeting you, Eve. Don’t be a stranger, Marc. We aren’t that far from campus.”
“Good night, Bill, Shawna.”
“Nice meeting you,” I said.
They left. “Sorry about that,” Marc said. Before I could say anything, we were escorted to our table.
“She didn’t really say much except that your family is full of tall, hot guys.”
“True, I guess. My brother could have been a model. Instead he became a doctor. Bill’s son, Donny is taller than me.”
“You never said your brother could be a model.”
“That’s how he met his wife.”
“You could be a model, too.”
“Me? I’m too awkward in front of a camera.”
“You haven’t had the right photographer.”
He gave me a full rundown of his family tree over the course of the meal. I told him anecdotes about my own family when they worked well after an anecdote he told. I was a wonderful dinner.
Afterward, we went back to my dorm room. Robert was home for the weekend so we didn’t have to worry about being interrupted. “Why don’t you get comfortable and we can maybe watch a movie? I’ll be in the bathroom.”
“Okay,” he said and he started removing his shoes as I went into the bathroom.
I used the facilities and washed up before pulling a bag out from under the sink. I got changed into the outfit I had put there earlier. When I walked out, he looked at me and I wish I had been able to photograph how big his eyes had bugged out.
I was wearing lingerie. I had never worn it in front of Marc before. It was royal blue and lacy. A sheer camisole did little to conceal my breasts. A garter belt held up sheer stockings. The lacy blue thong barely covered my womanhood. I posed with my left foot flat on the ground, my right foot was on the tip of its toes pushing my knee forward. My left arm was straight by my side and my right arm was bent with my hand behind my neck. “What do you think?”
“I don’t think I’m able to think,” he said. He sat up on the bed, his feet on the floor. “I feel a bit overdressed.”
“We’ll take care of that,” I said. I walked to the bed and sat in his lap. We kissed. I am not sure when he removed my camisole or his own shirt. He hooked a finger in my panties and lifted my butt with his other hand. As I stood, he pulled my panties down to my knees. I shimmied my legs and stepped out of the panties as they hit the floor. “I’m ready.”
“Ready?” He said curiously. And then it dawned on him. “Ready.” He moved to the side so I could slip into bed. He stood up and opened a drawer near my desk. He took out a condom and dropped his underwear to the floor somehow all at once. He handed me the condom. His dick was stiff and pointing at me. I opened the wrapper and rolled it down his shaft. I then sat back to give him room to get into the narrow bed.
He placed his hands on the bed near my ears and was holding himself above me. We kissed again. It lasted several moments until my eyes flew open. I saw him staring at me. I had felt him rub his cock against my willing opening.
He cocked his head to the side, silently asking a question. I nodded and he pushed his cock downward into the entrance of my vag. I closed my eyes and hoped it would not hurt. Slowly, smoothly, he pushed himself inside me. It hurt a little. But, it felt amazing. My hands were squeezing his ass, trying to pull him inside me. But, he was a slow moving train, determined not to make me cry out in pain. He pulled back a little until his head was at the entrance again before pushing inside again, a little further this time.
I heard moaning and realized it was me. When he finally was all the way in, his balls slapping lightly against my ass, he began to fuck me in earnest. His strokes were still smooth but they were more forceful, longer, deeper. This was not his first rodeo. He knew how to make me feel amazing. If I was being honest, he was a better lover than I had ever been to Shelly. My ego did not have a chance to think about that though as he cranked up the intensity.
My mind was turning to mush. I had felt orgasms before as Eve. What was about to happen made them seem like someone running a single finger down my arm. This… This was…
I came down from the most incredible orgasm of all time. Moments had passed. I have no idea how to describe it. He was kissing me and I could not possibly have been kissing him back for the past few minutes. I kissed him back.
He was still buried deep inside me as he broke the kiss. “You okay?”
What a stupid question! “I’m amazing.”
“Yes, you are.”
“And you are even better. That… That was…”
He reached out and gave one of my nipples a seemingly gentle twist. My body coiled like a spring and I let out a sound that could not possibly have been made by a human. It was not as intense as the earlier orgasm, but that wasn’t a fair comparison.
“How did you do that?”
“I have a strong imagination,” he said. He slowly withdrew his flagging cock. He got up and removed the condom, leaving it in the can beside my desk. He lay down beside me. I turned onto my side and propped my head up on the arm beneath me. My other hand traced lazy circles on his chest.
“Was it worth the wait?”
“Give me a minute. I think you fucked my brains out and I don’t see them here on the bed.”
“You should have secured your brains in a jar before we started.”
“Next time.”
“There will be a next time?”
“Probably in an hour or so. And many more after that.”
We did it again, twice, before I fell asleep in his arms as the inner spoon.
* * *
I was awoken with a kiss. “Good Morning.”
“Good Morning,” I said. “What time is it?”
“Almost ten. I’m have a few things to do. And I’m sure you do as well. We’ll meet for dinner in the cafe?”
“Okay.”
We kissed again and he left. I got up and went to the bathroom. Should I try Dave’s boxer briefs, I wondered. It was definitely too soon based on past experience. I decided not to try as there were things Eve needed to do today.
A couple hours later I was in the cafe with Shelly for lunch. As she sat down she immediately said, “How was it?”
“It feels very weird to talk about this with you.”
“We both have boobs. That means I’m your BFF and you just had sex with your boyfriend. If you don’t talk I’ll never speak to Eve again.”
“In that case you get the long version.” I told her everything. Of course, I started with him buying me a dress. She was not amused until I got to the bathroom encounter with Shawna.
When I finally got to me showing Marc some lingerie, she asked, “When did you get lingerie?”
“Faith insisted I buy it. It felt awkward buying it in the store. Dave loves looking at women in lingerie, of course. But, I wasn’t sure if there was any appeal for the woman. God, the way his eyes devoured me. I can’t wait to wear lingerie again for him.”
“I’ll have to try that for Dave.”
“That’s up to you.”
She approved of him handing me the condom. She said that was how it should work. I paused awkwardly when I reached the point where I realized Marc was better than Dave at sexual encounters.
“I hope you were taking notes.”
“I don’t know that I could do some of the stuff he did. He was so natural and confident. He seems so lost in public. But, beneath that seemingly befuddled exterior is a confident tactician ready to make a woman scream in ecstasy.”
“Now, you’re just trying to butter me up for a threesome.”
“I was not. But, since you mentioned it…”
She waved me away. “Is that it?”
“No, we spooned and woke up a couple hours ago.”
“No morning sex?”
“Might have happened if it had not been nearly ten by the time he woke me up.”
This conversation basically repeated when I called Faith in the afternoon. And in far less detail at lunch on Monday with the girls. Neither Ian nor Marc were at lunch that day. Maria said, “About time,” the most, I think.
After classes Monday, I changed into Dave and noted the time. When Rob saw me that evening, he said, “So, what was it like?”
“I am always amazed at your restraint when I’m Eve.”
“Eve was not going to tell me how getting fucked felt. You’re a guy. Guys, at least guys who don’t have weird hangups, talk about and wonder what it’s like for the woman. You know. And I want to know as much as I can find out from someone who’s been on both sides of it.”
“I don’t think I can help you,” I said. “This body does not react like Eve’s does to the stimulation we’re talking about.”
“Don’t get all sciency on me.”
“Fine. It hurts at first. But, in a good way. It’s like that feeling if you work out too hard. It hurts good. But, don’t take that at face value. It actually feels nothing like working out, even if it is a good workout.”
“Now you’re speaking in riddles.”
“Woman feel an orgasm all over. I think guys do as well but they fixate on the feeling in the groin. It really isn’t that different. And yet, it is totally different.”
“You sound like a sex therapist. I need to open myself up to feel my own needs throughout my body.”
“Basically.”
“Fine. When you see Shelly, is she going to experience a better you?”
“Yes, Robert, I will have improved as a man by having sex as Eve. You were right.”
“That’s all I wanted to hear.”
In the morning, I tried putting on Eve’s underwear, but I did not transform. I tried again throughout the day. It was just before midnight when I became Eve again. Almost thirty hours had passed.
A month later, the minimum time between changes was only twelve hours. Apparently practice reduced the recharge time. Shelly, Marc, and I became closer. It was a Saturday in March when, as Eve, I went to Shelly’s room and found Marc there.
As I closed the door behind me, Shelly started unbuttoning her blouse. She tilted her head toward the bed and said, “I’m ready.”
* * *
During spring break, Faith’s curiosity about her brother’s/sister’s condition finally peaked. She stepped into Dave’s room and opened the drawer on his bedside table. A short stack of boxer briefs sat on the floor of the drawer. She selected the first one and hurried back into her room. She locked the door and stripped off her clothes. She put one leg and then the other into the far too large briefs. She lifted them up to her waist and held them there a moment before letting go. The waistband became snug against her abdomen with a soft snapping sound.
“Bryan, where’s Martin?” Wendy said as he entered. They twins hugged one another.
“I can’t stay long. We broke up.”
“Really? W–?” Marisol said, also giving her brother-in-law a hug.
“I don’t want to talk about it.”
“Oh, I’m so sorry, Bro.”
“There’s nothing you can do about it. We disagreed about something and neither of us were willing to change our positions. It was a mutual understanding that we’d grown apart.”
“You were together for five years.”
“I’ve said all I’m going to say,” he got up and gave his twin sister and her partner a hug. “I’ve got to go. Talk to you soon.”
“Bye.”
“What’s with him lately?” Marisol said.
“I have no idea,” his sister said. “It’s very weird not knowing what he’s thinking. We used to be in perfect sync.”
“Really?”
“Oh, yeah. You didn’t know me before. Bryan and Edward were each other’s shadows. People called us Bry-n-eddy. We would finish each other’s sentences, dress the same. We didn’t start having separate personalities until high school when Bryan figured out he wanted to date men and I didn’t.”
“Did you know about yourself at the time?”
“No, I didn’t figure out I was a woman until I was twenty-four. Bryan laughed when I told him. Said it made sense that he was gay since after I transitioned, I’d be gay too.”
“I suppose that makes sense.”
“That’s Bryan. He felt funny being gay when I wasn’t. Edward was dating a woman named Carly when Bryan came out. We actually went on a couple double dates: Carly and myself and his first long-term partner, Alejandro. Good times.”
“You often say that about Carly. What happened to you two?”
Wendy laughed. “We grew apart. I feel so stupid. What Bryan just said. I said the same thing to Bryan at the time. I didn’t want to talk about it. And he never pressed me about it. It took a year to tell him Carly wanted to explore a threesome and I just wasn’t into it.”
“Really?”
“I haven’t really told you much about Carly, have I?”
“She’s only a name and a face in some old photos. I told you I don’t care about your past lovers, especially the ones from before you transitioned.”
“Carly was important. I was Edward when we met. We’d been dating for a while when she asked me to play dress up with her. She wanted to know what I’d look like in drag. ‘You have such a pretty face,’ she would say.”
“She was right.”
“The first time, it felt weird in a way I hadn’t anticipated. She loved how I looked. I felt really good about myself when we would go out together as women and come home to have sex. She encouraged me to do this because the sex was amazing.
“Everything was fine until she thought it would be fun to try a threesome. She said she knew a guy who wouldn’t mind me being a guy in a dress. I wanted no part of it. I only wanted to share her bed. Eventually, she started complaining I was spending too much time as a woman. When I told her it was the first time I’d felt right about myself in years, she became distant and we broke up not long after that. I heard years later she had a habit of getting her boyfriends to do drag and then a threesome. But for me, it unlocked something.
“When I told Bryan I was now Wendy, he was confused. To this day, I don’t know if he’s really accepted that his brother is his sister. But he never questioned it, never said I was wrong, and I can’t remember him ever using the wrong pronouns on me after I told him I’d be living as Wendy from then on.”
“He helped pay for your surgeries?”
“It’s great having a rich twin. When I told him I wanted to transition but didn’t think I could afford to on a teacher’s salary, he just said, ‘How much do you need?’”
* * *
Marisol was surprised when she saw who was entering her apartment. Martin wasn’t in costume. She rushed to intercept him. “What are you doing here?”
“I’m sorry Marisol. I didn’t know you guys were throwing a Halloween party today. Jane Russel?”
“Got it in one,” she said giving her long, red sequined dress with high slide slit and plunging neckline a twirl.
“I would have came a different day if I’d known about the party. But, I need to speak to Wendy urgently.”
“She’s in the kitchen. Is this about Bryan?”
“Yes. But it isn’t about me. It’s about Wendy.”
“What does that mean?” she said as she followed Martin into the kitchen.
Wendy wore the same dress Marisol did. She looked exactly like Marilyn Monroe from Gentlemen Prefer Blonds.
“Who are you supposed to be, Martin?” Wendy said with soft, lilting voice.
“I didn’t know there was a party. I figured you’d have it next week. I hope I’m not too late.”
“What are you talking about?”
“Have you seen Bryan recently?”
“It’s been about a month. I thought he was broken up over you two breaking up.”
“Don’t remind me. He’s gone nuts.”
“Don’t be like that,” Marisol said.
“Don’t make me kick you out in this dress.”
Martin held his hands up in self-defense. “I don’t know what he told you. But he… fuck. I’m too late.”
Another Wendy walked into the kitchen.
“Bryan?” Marisol said.
“Obviously, I’m Wendy.” He was wearing makeup exactly how Wendy did her makeup. The dress he wore was a copy of one of her favorite dresses. One could believe he either had expensive breasts forms on or he’d had a boob job.
“What are you doing, Bryan?” Wendy said, her face cycling through an array of emotions.
“I’m going to leave,” Martin said. “I’ve met my quota for his insanity.”
“Martin, don’t be like that.”
“Shut up, Bryan. This isn’t funny.”
“It isn’t supposed to be funny.”
Wendy left the room in tears.
“Get the fuck out of here, Bryan,” Marisol yelled.
“What did I do?”
“Get out!”
Martin was waiting for him when he reached the street.
“Don’t tell me you told me so.”
“But I did, Bryan. Take off that wig. You need help.”
“They’re hair extensions. And I need to understand. I don’t understand.”
“And this was going to give you clarity?”
“Explain what I did wrong, Martin. For old times’ sake.”
A car arrived and Martin got in. “Get in. I don’t want you confusing people by standing outside their apartment building.”
“I have to call it in that there are two passengers,” the gig driver said.
“Yes, yes, fine,” Martin said. “Bryan, dressing like your sister is not going to help you understand why she’s no longer – sorry, not no longer – it won’t help you understand why she was never your brother.”
“Right. That’s what they say.”
“They say it because that’s the truth. That’s the reality. Your twin was always your sister. You thinking you can just wear her stuff and claim to be just like her is insulting. I can’t believe you chose a party to be the place you showed her whatever the fuck you think you were showing her.”
“We’re still the same.”
“You were never the same.”
“We were always the same. Identical twins. You know it took me years to admit to her I was gay. She was never gay. Except, now she was always gay because she was always a woman and always a lesbian. I don’t know how to deal with that. Edward was straight.”
“Don’t dead name her.”
“I don’t know how else to talk about this.”
“Are you mad that she, somehow, stole your thunder? You were the gay twin and that was you being different. But then she’s not only gay but trans too?”
“No.”
“I think that’s it. You’re jealous that she became more unique. No one calls you two identical twins any more. This outfit is your way to be identical again.”
“That’s not…” Bryan’s voice was very soft. The driver even leaned back to hear better. “That’s not it at all. Being identical isn’t supposed to hurt her. It’s for me.”
“For you?”
“I don’t make sense without my twin.”
“That’s not how it works. Twins are separate people. Even conjoined twins are separate people. What does it matter if your twin is your sister? All your memories of being together are unchanged.”
“Aren’t they? We were always in sync. You never knew her before. You never knew me in my teens. We were Bry-n-Eddy. Not Bryan and Eddy. Bry-n-Eddy. We were one person. I feel lost without… her.”
“Bryan, I’m not your therapist. I don’t know what to tell you. But teenage you doesn’t exist any more, except in your head and in the memories of those who knew you. You’re thirty-six. You’re childhood is now less than half your life.”
“My therapist said that once.”
“Aging happens. Change happens. It kills me to see you falling apart. But I can’t help you with this. And you pushed me away. When you have your head on straight, maybe we can talk again.”
The car stopped. “We’re here.”
Martin took out his phone and spoke to the driver. “Are you still on duty? I’ll make a drive request so you can take Bryan home.”
“I don’t need charity.”
“Shut the fuck up and accept the ride.”
“Make the request now,” the driver said. “There. I got it. Woah, that’s an expensive neighborhood.”
“I’d tell you not to do anything stupid, Bryan. But that ship has sailed.”
“Thanks for listening, Martin. I love you.”
“You don’t know who the fuck you are. Figure that out before telling someone you love them.” He closed the door and the car pulled away.
“He your friend?” The driver asked Bryan.
“Ex.”
“That’s one understanding ex. What is your problem?”
“I’m a man and my identical twin isn’t a man.”
“I got that part. Why does it matter?”
“If I knew that, I wouldn’t be in your car.”
“Fair enough. Can I ask a personal question?”
Bryan nodded, dabbing away some tears.
“Are those breast implants?”
* * *
“It’s getting worse,” Marisol said.
“You saw Bryan?”
“I had to explain to David that he didn’t see my wife in a club Friday night.”
“What was your boss doing in a club?”
“He’s dating someone half his age. She likes to party all night on Fridays so she drags him to clubs. I get to hear him complain about the hangovers and back pain every Monday.”
“Didn’t he make a New Year’s resolution at our New Year’s party last month to not go drinking all night?”
“Yes.”
“Was Bryan with anyone?”
“David said you were dressed to kill and dancing with some guy.”
“Dressed to kill?”
“He snapped a pic.” Marisol took out her phone and sent Wendy a text that she had already prepared to send.
“That guy looks young.”
“That’s what you’re focused on?”
“I can’t look at Bryan. That dress is worth a fortune and he must have had work done in order to pull off a neckline that reaches his… is that a navel piercing?”
“Yeah. His makeup is even better than it was at Halloween.”
Wendy stared at the pic on her phone for a few moments. She flicked the image away and made a call. “Mom?
“Yes, it’s Wendy. How’s Dad?
“Someone spotted Bryan at a bar. He’s fine.
“No, I didn’t talk to him.
“No, I have no idea why he doesn’t return your calls. Or my calls. I was just calling to tell you you shouldn’t worry about him.
“I know it’s been three months since he moved out of his old apartment and didn’t tell us where he is now.
“Mom, the police told us they found him and they couldn’t force him to talk to us.
“Yes, a friend of mine spotted him out and about on Friday. He’s fine.
“What I meant, Mom, is he’s not ill.
“I…
“You…
“Mom!
“I...
“I…”
Marisol stepped away a few feet and fake yelled, “Wendy? Wendy, come quick!”
“Mom, mom! Marisol’s calling me. I gotta go. Love you.
“Love Dad too. Bye.”
* * *
The bar was named Takeoffs and Landings.
“Is this seat taken?” the man said to a woman sitting at the bar. A simple, wide tumbler a quarter full of amber liquid sat on the bar in front of her.
“Free country.” She turned her head and looked at him as she said it.
“Thanks. I’m Tom.”
“I’m uninterested.”
“Already. Well, thanks. Saves me the trouble of asking if I can buy you a drink.”
She didn’t reply.
“Is there a guy in here you would talk to? Or are you just here for the ambiance?”
She still didn’t reply.
“I doubt you were stood up. You have the look of someone who came here to brood but you didn’t want to do it at home alone.”
“If you buy me a drink, will you shut up?” She asked.
“No, that would just encourage me. You should continue ignoring me. It’s fine. I can take it. Besides, that drink you have looks expensive. Probably saved me a bunch shooting me down right from the start.”
“Pity.” She took a sip.
The bartender arrived and asked Tom what he wanted. Tom didn’t say anything to the woman until his dark ale was delivered. He took a drink.
“You aren’t here to talk. You probably aren’t picking anyone up. Not waiting for someone. I was right when I said it was the ambiance, wasn’t I?”
“That you are ruining.”
“Fine, fine, fine. Just curious. Do you think I’ll have better luck with the brunette sitting at that table on your left with her two blond friends. Or should I go for the woman sitting alone in that booth on your right. The first girl I fear will be too easy and there’s no chance for a long-term relationship. But the other woman looks like she’s overeager for a long-term relationship. I was hoping for someone at neither of those extremes.”
“And started with me.”
“Your ship wasn’t even in the port it seems. I’ve moved on to hopefully someone who will look at me when she’s talking to me. I don’t ask for much.”
Without looking, she said. “The brunette. The woman in the booth will end up stalking you if you try to break up with her.”
“That’s what I thought. Thanks, Wingman. Wish me luck.” He picked up his beer and headed to the table the three women were sitting at.
The woman at the bar knocked back her glass and finished her drink in one shot. When the bartender approached her, she waved her hand over the glass. He took the glass and put it in the wash bin. She sat alone for several minutes before looking over at the table.
Tom was looking right at her and gave her a wink when she looked over.
She got up and left.
* * *
“Hello?” Tom said into the phone. The call was from an unknown number.
“I’m calling you. I don’t know why.”
“Brooding bar lady from two weeks ago? So good of you to call.”
“Are you and the brunette engaged?”
“No, she didn’t even stay the night. Once she’d had her fun she left without even lying about calling me later.”
“You still dodged a bullet with the booth woman.”
“I probably did. But I can expect you to murder me on our third date, right?”
“Depends entirely on how you treat me how and when I murder you.”
“Great, this is a call about a date. Are you buying?”
“Sure. Let’s meet at the Cello Waltz around eight on Friday.”
“Oh, my.”
“You know the place?”
“I’ve never been there. But I am looking forward to it. Who shall I say the reservation is under?”
“Tom.”
* * *
Tom waited nervously in the lobby of the two star restaurant wearing a dark suit, tie and pale pink dress shirt. The door opened and his eyes were drawn to the woman entering. She wore an emerald, long sleeved, satin top with a plunging neckline. Her knee-length skirt was black and pleated from waist to hem. She wore dark opaque tights and medium height heels. She handed a beige trench coat she was carrying to the coat check person. Her clutch had a symbol on it that Tom wasn’t familiar with but he was sure it was a high end fashion logo.
As she approached him, he took her hand and kissed it. “I’m glad I dressed up.”
“I would have hated to have to murder you in the lobby.”
“I have a request.”
“My name?”
“If you would.”
“Call me Rayne.”
By the end of the night she was far less enigmatic to Tom and he was an open book to her. The check arrived and the waiter set it down next to Tom. He visibly froze.
She laughed. “I said I’d pay. Pass it over. No peaking.” She took out a titanium credit card from her clutch and placed it in the folder with the bill without looking at the check. She also used her phone to call a gig driver.
“Do you come here often?”
“No. I’ve only recently started indulging in fine dining. You could have taken me for a burger and I’d have enjoyed the conversation.”
“Date two.”
“There’ll be a date two?”
“I hope so.”
“I have one last thing to tell you before I hold you to that.”
“Okay.”
“I’m a trans woman. Is that problem?”
“It shouldn’t be.”
“I didn’t think it would be for you based on our evening. But I wanted to be explicit about it.”
“Not a problem.”
The waiter returned with the receipt. She signed it and put the stub in her wallet with her card.
“You have my phone number. Call me and arrange our next date.”
“Are you free during the week?”
“Any night as long as you give me a day’s notice.”
“Noted.”
When they reached the lobby, she walked toward the coat check. After she handed her ticket in, Tom placed his hand on her shoulder to suggest that she turn toward him. She did and he kissed her. She kissed back, ending the kiss shortly. “Good night, Tom.”
“Good night, Rayne.” He turned and left.
She put her coat on.
The woman at the coat check said. “Handsome man.”
“He is.”
* * *
Months later, the show they were streaming ended and Tom and Rayne were cuddled together quietly on the sofa in her condo. The television was turned off and they engaged in some soft petting.
“At the risk of ruining the mood,” Tom said.
“Not a good opening,” Rayne said, tensing up instantly.
“We’ve been dating for a while. You’ve met my parents.”
“I told you I would talk about my family when I was ready.”
“I was only hoping for an ETA on that.”
Rayne shifted so she was facing away from him.
He said nothing. His hands slowly trailed along her shoulder and hip. Eventually she relaxed again, leaning against his chest. She turned to look at him and they kissed for a moment. She turned away from him again and took hold of his wrists. She placed his hand on her breasts and said, “What do you think of these tits?”
Without hesitating, he said, “They’re great. Did you pay a lot for them?”
“They cost me my sister.”
He was going to let go but she put her hands over his and trapped his against her breasts.
“Bryan believed he had a twin brother. Late into their teens they were still dressing the same, finishing one another’s sentences, had all the same interests, and were referred to by most people with a portmanteau of their names. I won’t say it because it’s not my place to dead name Wendy.
“It took me months to confess to my sibling that I was gay. I knew they weren’t and I felt like I was letting them down.
“They laughed. ‘You know we’re different, Bryan,’ they said. I argued with them. But I had to accept it was true. We weren’t going to study the same things at university. We didn’t even attend the same university.
“I met a few lucky people during that time and that’s how I can afford a large condo that looks out over Central Park. My sibling didn’t study business. Wanted to be a teacher. No big deal.
“When we were twenty-four, she started presenting as a woman and figured out she was trans. I reacted poorly. Not to her face, mind you. To her, to family, I was the devoted brother. I paid for her transition. The same surgeon who gave me the breasts you continue to fondle made hers too.”
“Should I stop?”
“Of course not. Just try not to breath in my ear. It’s too soon for distractions if want the whole story.”
“Got it.”
“I could never understand how we could have been so identical and then so unique. I thought there was something wrong with me. The stupid part of that was not telling anyone for the next twelve years. Last summer something snapped. I told my fiance, Martin – I’ve mentioned Martin before, right?”
“Yes. He sounded like a wonderful guy from what you said.”
“He’s amazing. And I pushed him away, again, with the breasts in your hands. He had no use for a partner with tits. And he didn’t understand what I was doing.
“Which is fair because I didn’t understand either. At the time, I started taking female hormones and got breast implants and would only dress in dresses. It was so unfair to him.
“When he left me I melted down even more. I believed I needed to show Wendy I was able to be a woman too.”
“Able to be?”
“Yes, God, that was my mindset at the time. I was just a fucking idiot. I was totally fucked up. I went to Wendy’s home during a Halloween party. My costume, I said, was that I was dressed as Wendy. I even wore an outfit I had seen her wear on multiple occasions. This was before I had my hair dyed this red-violet color. We were both blond. I looked exactly like her. Marisol kicked me out.”
“Wendy’s wife.”
“Yes. That was my rock bottom. It sounds like I was an addict and perhaps I was. I was trying to be just like my twin. I had lost all sense of self. For weeks, I didn’t leave the condo.”
“What about work?”
“A few months earlier, over the course of spending time pretending to be a woman, I lost my place at work. It was high pressure, high finance Wall Street job. Lots of big dick energy. At first, all my friends and workmates were supportive of my wanting to transition. But they weren’t. They were frat boys in business suits. Some of them would fondle my ass in front of other people and I didn’t think anything of it. Eventually I was no different to them than the personal assistants they were cheating on their wives with and telling they would leave their wives to be with them some day. It’s amazing how easy it is to get someone to believe they aren’t just a good fuck when you’re their boss.”
“That’s awful.”
“I had them buy me out and retired early. I already have more money than I can spend. Before I went a little nuts, sadly, I had office assistants I would bang and lie to: Lyle, Oscar,... crap. I remember the last one’s wonderful cock but not his name.” She was quiet for a moment. Tom couldn’t tell if she was kicking herself for being an ass or if she was still trying to remember the man’s name. “In any case, when it happened to me, I thought I deserved the karmic retribution for being a scumbag myself.”
She paused in her storytelling as Tom’s fingers rubbed her nipples. She purred in appreciation before moving his hands into a more cupping position on her tits.
“Not so intense. Where was I? Oh, yeah. One day as I wallowed in the condo I ran out of booze and I couldn’t get any delivered. I was going to take a quick trip to a corner store when I passed my wardrobe and realized I missed getting guzzied up. I showered. I have no idea how long it had been since I’d showered. I got dressed, put on the warpaint, and went out to a club. I hadn’t felt alive in over a month at the time. I felt free. And I felt… I felt feminine.
“Guys were hitting on me and I didn’t want to play it safe. I wanted to get fucked. All I had to do was find a guy who wasn’t straight as an arrow. Turned out that wasn’t too difficult. For the next couple weeks I’d go home with a different guy. Each time they called me beautiful it felt right.
“I was a woman. I am a woman.”
“So it worked.”
“What worked?”
“Turn around.” She turned to face him as he continued, “You started out with the desire for you and Wendy to be identical twins again. Along the way, you discovered you are both trans woman twins.”
“I… That wasn’t…”
“You got implants. You took hormones. What did you think you were doing?”
“Pretending. It was just cosplay. Very expensive cosplay.”
“Was it? You could have stopped and gone back to being Bryan in several obvious places in the story you’ve told. You let a bunch of frat guys treat you like a piece of ass. All that was just pretending?”
“No,” she whispered. “I liked it. I wanted it. I’ve always been the inner spoon in a relationship.”
“Martin told you to find yourself and you did. You’ve always known. You just didn’t believe yourself.”
“Not always. I could never have put this feeling into words as late as a year ago. But you’re right I should have known. I pushed that feeling away and replaced it with nostalgia of being twin brothers.
”God, Tom. I wasted so many years…”
“No, no, no. Those years were necessary to get you to this place. And I have to admit I benefit from being here for you at the right time. One thing? How did you end up all morose in a bar when I met you?”
“After a month of hedonism, I saw Wendy while I was out. She didn’t see me. I hid from her even though I wanted to just run up and hug her. I was painfully reminded that the goal had never been to get fucked. I spiraled into a funk but I refused to just stay home. I hopped between a dozen bars before I found Takeoffs and Landings. I had been going there for over a week when this guy had the audacity to ask me to help him choose what woman in the bar he should hit on.”
“And yet you called him.”
“Clarise, the bartender, saw me looking around for you. She waited a week before she said to me, ‘Are you looking for Tom? He left you this.’”
“’If you need to talk, I can be your Wingman,’” Tom said. “I was so glad you called.”
“You just wanted a challenge.”
“Perhaps at first. You needed stability.”
“And someone who wouldn’t put up with my nonsense.”
“I have to exercise my part of that bargain again. I’m glad you felt you could tell me your story,” Tom said. “But, you need to tell it again to someone else.”
She cried. He held her. “Wendy,” she said wiping tears from her eyes. “If I invite her and Marisol to dinner on Friday will you attend?”
“I am your Wingman.”
“Don't forget. Friday is my girls night out.”
“So soon?” Michael said. “No, wait. I guess it's been over a month. What do you gals do on these girls nights out?”
“Nothing really,” Barbara said. “Jennifer, Latitia, and I just go to a bar and have a few cocktails. Talk about our husbands. The normal girls night stuff. If you are curious, you can always come with.”
Michael's eyes turned to look at the small curio cabinet in the corner. Inside hidden among mundane reminders of their wedding, their tenth and twentieth wedding anniversaries, the birth and high school graduation of Heather, their daughter, and other such life events were the accouterments of Barbara's witchcraft.
“We've talked about this, Mrs. Fleming,” Michael said, using her maiden name, the name she used when she was being a witch.
“I promised you I wouldn't do anything to you without your permission. I never said I would never do anything to you again,” Barbara said, a mischievous gleam in her eye.
“Yes, but you wield that promise like a drunken genie granting wishes to its loose-lipped master.”
“Only sometimes,” she laughed. “C'mon, it could be fun. You could be my younger cousin Monica from Fresno. In town for the weekend and tagging along with old Barbara for laughs.”
“How much younger?”
“Oh, I think you'd look great in your early 20s, blond like me, slightly shorter.”
“Slightly shorter.”
“Yeah,” she holds her out hand palm down just above her eyes. “Being young, you wear higher heels to make up for the height.”
“Ah, this is just your way of getting me into high heels again.”
“And a dress. Of course, silly,” she said. “It's not like you haven't been a woman before.”
“I suppose there would be shopping too.”
“No, you hate that. Monica would have packed a bag of clothes before she came here.”
“How long are you expecting me to be to be a woman this time?”
She got up and opened the curio cabinet. She pulled out a small box. “Here, put your wedding ring in the box.”
“That wasn't an answer,” he said as he did as he was asked.
“Well, I'm thinking you can't show up to the bar wearing Michael's wedding ring. The girls would rightfully find that weird. So, why not tie the magic to the ring? After I enchant it, when Monica is to arrive on Friday, you'll take off the ring. Have a few drinks. Then, when you put it back on, back to normal.”
“I haven't said yes.”
“You will.”
She was right. “Fine. But, no big boobs. The last time you did this my boobs were enormous. I had a sore back for days... as a man.”
“They weren't that big.”
“They were enormous and too sensitive.”
“That's boobs for you. And you like staring at big boobs.”
“In sympathy these days.”
“Okay, medium-sized boobs. Any other requests?”
“And give you a chance to twist some other poorly worded request?”
“You're learning.”
* * *
The next day, Michael was thinking about the conversation with his wife and looked at the ring on his finger. “She didn't,” he thought. He removed the ring. Light appeared in the circle of the ring and flowed up his arm and across his body. He blinked a few times and when the spots stopped flashing in his eyes he looked at his hand.
Except, it was not his hand, it was a smaller hand, smoother, one might say dainty, with long manicured nails painted a hot pink. He looked down into the cleavage of a green, v-neck dress, a lacy green bra was visible from his vantage point. He took a step toward the bathroom to look in the mirror and realized he was wearing high heels, green patent leather pumps, he discovered when he looked down. Reflected back at him in the mirror was a young twenty-something woman who looked a lot like his wife. Her hair was long and wavy, honey blond in color. Her face was made up like a fashion model, her eyes sporting several shades of greens and gray, her lips lined in ruby red with a slightly lighter red shade of lip gloss.
“Barbara!” She called out in a light contralto, an almost musical voice. She stepped out the bathroom and through the bedroom to the hallway where she met Barbara coming up the stairs.
“Monica, you're early.”
“It isn't Friday.”
“You came out perfect,” her wife said. “You took the ring off too soon.”
“What do you mean too soon?”
“I told you. When you take the ring off, you'll become Monica Bartlett until you put it back on.”
“You said that would only happen Friday.”
“Welllll...”
Monica rolled her eyes, “Here it comes.”
“Technically, I didn't say the enchantment would only work on Friday. I said you would become Monica on Friday.”
Monica laughed.
Barbara was trying to look cute and innocent.
Monica continued to laugh.
“What?”
“How long have you been cooking this one up?”
“I have no idea what you mean.”
“It was the incident with Sharrelle at the Christmas party last year.”
“There was no incident with Sharrelle at the Christmas party.”
“Yes, now you know that. But, for a few days you were casting truth spells on me constantly because you thought I was somehow lying to you.”
“I apologized for that.”
Monica waved her arms up and down her body, “Insincerely, I think.”
“Now, hold on. This has nothing to do with the Sharrelle thing.”
“No? No? Then explain to my why you've made it so I can't BE Michael Flemming except when I'm wearing our wedding band?”
Barbara stood there unable to answer for a moment.
“Exactly.” Monica held up her wedding band and put it on. After another light show, Michael stood in the hallway glaring at his wife. “Trust goes along with Love and Honor.” He walked past her and went downstairs. The front door only slightly slammed as it closed.
* * *
That night, Michael returned to the house. The dining room was lit by dozens of candles. He could smell the oregano of his favorite meatball dish. Barbara stepped out of the kitchen wearing a black apron with white lacy trim, black stockings and heels, and not much else.
“I...”
“Yes, you're sorry,” Michael said. “I know. I shouldn't have left angry. I'm sorry too.”
“You're not going to have me serve you dinner?”
“Oh, no, you are definitely still atoning for what you've done. I just wanted to get this awkward part out of the way.” He stepped over the one chair set at the table. “Are you not dining with me?”
“I shall if that is your wish, Master,” she turned to side of the room to move a chair.
“No, no, dear,” he said sitting down. He patted his leg. “You can sit here.”
“Yes, Master.”
* * *
At work Friday, Michael received a text. “Change in plans. Meeting at The Gold Fisher at 5pm because Jennifer has to leave early.”
He texted back. “The Fisher is a club, not a bar. And I can't get home and to the Fisher by 5pm.”
“Latitia thought a change of pace would be fun. And you can just go there straight from work.”
He had thought about that but he didn’t relish the idea of walking into the bar, now night club, by himself. But, he had made this bed.
He left work a little early and sat in his car in the parking garage. The club had valet parking so he had to change here. He pulled off his ring and stowed it in the glove box as the light show played over her body. She slipped off her heels so her feet felt familiar on the car's pedals. Being shorter, she did have to adjust the seat so she could reach the pedals and see over the steering wheel.
At the club she got out of the car and handed the key fob to the valet who handed her a ticket. She had no purse so she put the ticket in her cleavage. She found a small pouch there which contained a thin wallet, driver’s license, and a credit card. Both of the latter items were in Monica's name. At the door she was waved in without being carded.
She was kind of use to having cleavage and hips that wanted to sway but this was the first time she had been de-aged. The soreness in Michael's left knee was missing. Even with heels, she felt light on her feet. She was about to reach for a door handle when a man's cologne reached her nose. A hand reached the handle before she could. “I got that for you, young lady.” A man of about Michael's actual age said. He had dark hair with a bit of gray on the sides. His eyes were the lightest blue and his smile dominated his face.
“Um, thanks,” she said.
“You look like you're new to going out to clubs. A word of advice, don't let a man buy you more than one drink. Even then, some of the youngsters think a drink is a signed contract. Good luck in there.” He nodded to her and slipped away.
Monica tried not to laugh. She knew the type. A moment later, she spotted Barbara waving from across the room and calling out something she could not hear. Barbara hugged her cousin once she made it across the room, “Great! You made it. Monica, this is my friend Latitia and her cousin Keisha.” Monica shook hands with them.
“Your friend bought a younger cousin as well?”
“I know,” Latitia said. “When Barb said you were coming I thought why not invite Keisha so you wouldn’t have to hang out with us older women.”
“She had to twist my arm. I assure you,” Keisha said.
Barbara and Latitia were already dishing about their husbands when Jennifer arrived. “Sorry I’m late. I went to pick up Laura but she had to work late.”
“Who’s Laura?” Monica asked.
“Oh, my niece heard about our girls night out and wanted to tag along.”
“Just like us, Keisha.”
“Yes, just like us,” Keisha said. “Say, Monica, let’s go hit the dance floor. Let the old folk catch up.”
“Old folk?” Latitia said.
She was getting up from the booth and pulling Monica behind her, “At least you still have your hearing.” They made their way to the dance floor where the music was loud and the bass vibrated the dancers’ teeth. “Is that you, Michael?”
“Kevin?”
“Damned witches,” they both said.
“You want to say how she tricked you?”
“No. You?”
“No.”
They laughed.
“You aren’t that bad a dancer.”
“Probably part of the spell. I have two left feet,” Monica said. “Definitely the spell, I don’t feel self-conscious at all about shaking my thing.”
“It does shake rather nicely.”
“You want to go somewhere private?”
“God, no,” Keisha laughed. “Did you mean that?”
“I don’t know. But, I’d love to see their faces if we did leave together.”
A couple songs later, Latitia bopped up to them. “Monica,” she half shouted. “Barbara had to leave. She wanted me to tell you. I have to leave as well,” she said to Keisha. “You two stay and have a good time.”
“Okay, see you later,” Keisha said.
“I wonder if this was the plan.”
“Get us dancing in a club and ditch us?”
“Yeah.”
“Could be. You want to leave?”
“I’m actually having fun. And I’ve only been brushed up against. No one’s outright groped me yet.”
They stayed on the floor for another few songs. They occasionally spotted Jennifer dancing not far away. Back at the table, the two singles-for-the-night ordered drinks and Monica noticed two men intercept the waitress and pay her for their drinks.
“Men incoming, twelve o’clock.”
“You take being a wingman seriously.”
“Hello, ladies,” a tall dark skinned man said as he stood at the edge of their table.
A light skinned man, just as tall, said, “Do you mind if we join you? I’m Mark and this is Samuel.”
“Please do,” Keisha said, sliding inward of the round booth and closer to Monica to give Samuel room to sit next to her. “I’m Keisha.”
“I’m Monica. Did I see you two paying for our drinks just now?”
“Sharp eyed and beautiful,” Mark said slipping into the booth next to Monica. “I hope you don’t mind. No strings attached.”
“What if we like strings?” Keisha said.
“I guess we could attach some strings,” Samuel said.
They all laughed.
“Are you new in town? Haven’t seen you here before?”
“Do you spend a lot of time in this club?”
“My uncle owns it,” Mark said.
They exchanged pleasantries for a few moments before Monica suggested she and Keisha go to the bathroom. Once there, she said, “Those two are definitely our wives.”
“For sure,” Keisha said, fixing her makeup. “I don’t know about you. It’s been awhile since I got fucked looking like this and I intend on getting lucky tonight.”
“I agree. I wonder how far they were expecting to take this.”
“All the way, I hope.”
“You figured it out?” Said a voice in a stall. Out from the stall stepped Jennifer, laughing. “They thought they would fool you.”
“Seriously?”
“Yeah. I went to the table when you got up. They said you two were all nervous and unsure what to do so they were going to make sure not to hard sell you.”
“Oh, that means we should throw ourselves at them.”
“Definitely,” Monica said. “So, what happened to Larry, I mean, Laura?”
“Oh, he saw through the stupid plan last week. I told him I wouldn’t do that to him. Instead, I’m wearing him.” She did a quick three-sixty. “How does he look?” Jennifer’s blue dress with a long side-slit twirled around her.
“Very nice.”
“He’s into that?”
She whispered. “Don’t tell anyone. But, me wearing him was his idea. He loves being danced in. And he wanted to see how you guys reacted. Gotta go. The dance floor calls me.”
The young women returned to the booth and the men stood to allow them to slide in. “We pass muster?” Samuel said.
“Do you need to ask that?” Keisha said, stroking Samuel’s thigh.
Monica had her arm around Mark. “So, tell us what you do for a living? I’m betting it involves having pretty women hanging off your arms like this.”
“Um, well,” Mark said.
“Construction,” Samuel said. “We build buildings. We’re between jobs and when that happens, we like to go clubbing.”
“Your arms are so strong, Mark,” Monica said. “I bet you could easily lift both of us up.”
“That would be awkward.”
“One handed,” Samuel said.
“It’s so loud here,” Keisha said. “Do you know a place we could go that’s cozier?”
* * *
They arrived at a two bedroom hotel suite the men were renting. They said they were only in town for a convention. Samuel and Keisha disappeared into one of the bedrooms as soon as they arrived.
“Do you want to go in there?” Mark said, pointing to the other bedroom door.
“That’s why I’m here, Barbara.”
“You knew.”
“Since the club bathroom. You can ask Jennifer to confirm it.”
“Drat.”
Monica took Mark’s hand and pulled him toward the door. “I’m horny as fuck. You better be able to get me off before you blow your load, Mr. Fleming.”