Principal’s office. A tired looking woman is shown in. The Principal rises and welcomes the woman.
Principal: I’m very sorry to have had to ask you to come here Mrs Dupont but we have received complaints from several parents regarding your daughter in the locker room.
Mrs Dupont (sighing and near to tears): Oh, no not AGAIN! Why can’t they let sweet little Bobbie alone. She has not harmed anyone. And I thought the court order would have settled all that. It clearly states that Bobbie is a GIRL!
Principal: Actually, we haven’t had a single complaint about Bobbie from any parent once she actually started attending our school. She’s a lovely girl and all the other girls in her class love her. She's a perfect student. Working hard. Never makes the same mistake twice. Always cheerful. And very demure. I have fondly observed her relationship with my son develop. The sweetest puppy-love I’ve ever seen and I have been a teacher for twenty years. It took them more than a month before they even kissed.
No, the problem is your OTHER daughter. The genetic girl. I have received twelve complaints from parents that their daughters are, ehem, “less than comfortable” in the locker room due to Betty’s “rather blatant” expressions of her lesbianism.