The 'literal genie' takes this wish for a spin.
He dangled his line of the end of the pier as the tide came
in hoping to catch the night's dinner when the hook snagged
on something. He tugged and tugged and finally the hook
came free. He pulled up the line to find his hook firmly
embedded in a cork. The next moment a thoroughly wet but
beautiful genie appeared before him.
"Don't you know you're supposed to open the bottle on dry
land." she exclaimed. "Well, get on with it make your wish
so I can get into some dry clothes will you!"
The lonely fisherman thought a bit as the genie stood
impatiently.
"I'd like to be a beautiful model with a sleek body that
would be admired and coveted by men as well as women." he
wished.
"So it is spoken, so shall it be." intoned the shivering
genie.
And the old man disappeared.
------------------------Later-------------------------------
"Can I help you sir?" the salesman asked.
"Yes, I'm interested in that beautiful new 'vette in your
showroom window."
"Ah yes the latest model, she's been really attracting
attention. She's a special edition, one of a kind."