Dilemma - A Quasi-Spideyverse Adventure
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Dilemma
di·lem·ma - a situation in which a difficult choice has to be made between two or more alternatives,
especially equally undesirable ones.
A recent lab accident has rendered a familiar denizen of the Big Apple decidedly different, leaving their relationships in a quandary of sorts. And that in turn has led to a dilemma; much like that of three vixens and a minx deciding what to have for dinner...
Spidergirl, Spidergirl
marvelin' at my gender change unfurl
Sharin' clothes; make up too!
to say nothing of periods
oh what to do?
Lookout! I am a Spidergirl!
Spider gal, Spider gal
I'm not your same old familiar pal
At first I was a bit confused
Now I must admit I AM enthused
Oh yeah! I am a Spider gal!
At first glance, What the F...
What would my girlfriends say
But it's just my dumb luck
'cause I'm lovin' every day
Spidergirl, Spidergirl
I'm a delirious Spidergirl
takin' my new v-jay for a twirl
excited to be damned fine girl!
Look out
I just have to confess, yeah
I am a brand new Lez, yeah!
I am a Spidergirl....
SpiderMAN theme written by
Paul Francis Webster and Bob Harris