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He's A Loser

Author: 

  • Laika

Audience Rating: 

  • Mature Subjects (pg15)

Publication: 

  • Verse, Poetry, Lyric

Genre: 

  • Non-Transgender

TG Themes: 

  • Age Regression

TG Elements: 

  • Memory Loss

Other Keywords: 

  • Black humor for a Black Friday
  • YOU'RE FIRED!

Permission: 

  • Posted by author(s)

Say kids, what time is it? Time for another MAD song parody!!!

HE'S A LOSER
(With apologies to Lennon/McCartney)
Laika Pupkino ~ 2020

“The first thing he calls someone he feels has wronged him
is a loser. That’s his main attack word. The worst thing in his world is
to be a loser. To avoid being called a loser he will do or say anything.”

~Jack O'Donell, former manager of Taj Mahal Casino, Atlantic City NJ

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[To the tune of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f70Z3cvrQd0 ]

He's a loser
He's a loooooser...
It's the thing that he most fears to be

My friend you've lost and you're out on your ass
It's time you acted with a bit of class
Screaming “they cheated” and playing pretend
Can only take you so far in the end...
He's a loser, not a victim of duplicity
He's a loooooser, and I won't let him get near to me

His father taught him that to be a man
You must fuck over everyone you can
And it's a weakness to be fair or kind
Old Daddy Fred really poisoned his mind...
He's a loser, though he tweets all night so boastfully
He's a loooooser, just a mass of insecurities

He'll take credit for your accomplishments
But shifts the blame soon as things turn to shit
Hurling cruel insults is his favorite game
He falls apart, though, if you do the same
He's a loser, with his every whim you must agree
He's a loooooser, or else you are his enemy

His motivation's transparently thin
For claiming victory was stolen from him
Better false claims of fraud and dirty tricks
Than to admit he stepped on his own dick...
He's a loser, and bereft of all self-honesty
He's a loooooser, and it's time he faced reality

Of all the schemes he has tried and has failed
This is the one that should land him in jail
He was our brave new messiah, he claimed
Too bad the guy's just not right in the brain...
He's a Loser, though he postures patriotically
He's a loooooser, his real song's “My Country 'Tis of Me!”


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