Dear Diary,
I have some bittersweet news to share. This morning, i was diagnosed with Gynecomastia. Gynecomastia is... as the doctors put it, "when a boy grows breast tissue like a girl due to hormonal imbalances." He then asked me if i was aware of my diet. I told him it consisted of soy products, peaches, raisins, lots of nuts (ironically), tofu... well prety much if it had a lot of estrogen, it went into my stomach.
After hearing this, the doctor was not surprised at my new developements. He said i was lucky though because since it came naturally he theorized that it will go away on its own. I of course did not tell him that i also massage my breasts under a cold shower so the blood circulates. I super hope nobody catches on because i really really really really really really want to keep it hidden.
Mom oedered me a compression shirt to hide my boobies. Yes my boobies (i worked hard for them). Sadly though i hate to admitthat i have been ordered to keep it on. Its just as well. Come to think of it, mom really freaked when she found my AA's after a hug, (yes i hug my mommy as i love her to literal death eventhoughitakethissecretwithme) we have a mutual agreement now until my girls disappear. There's gonna be some bittersweet moments but now i dont have a problem hiding in plain sight.