For years I’ve collected oxymorons and I’ve still only got four,
I’m only interested in the pointedly wicked, the rest, they just bore,
State education, the creator of the ill read, many teachers agree is good for a laugh,
And common sense was once rare, then sick and now dead, I’ve read its epitaph.
Popular culture has become the meaningless rattle of the celebrity cult,
But government intelligence is my favourite jest, idiots all, they’re not even adult.