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TG à la Seuss

Author: 

  • Daphne Xu

Audience Rating: 

  • General Audience (pg)

Publication: 

  • Verse, Poetry, Lyric

Genre: 

  • Transformations
  • Magic

Character Age: 

  • Teenage or High School

TG Themes: 

  • Reluctant
  • Female to Male

TG Elements: 

  • F2M sex change

Other Keywords: 

  • CAUTION: Questionable attempts at humor

Permission: 

  • Posted by author(s)

TG à la Seuss
By Daphne Xu

Roy: Roy me call; call me Roy.

Girl: He bugs me so, this Call-Me-Roy.

Roy: Would you like to be a boy?

Girl: I would not like to be a boy.
         I would not like it, Call-Me-Roy.
         I do not want to, Roy-Me-Call.
         I would not be a boy at all.

Roy: Would you be one here or there?

Girl: I would not be one here or there.
          I would not be one anywhere.
          I would not like to be a boy.
          I would not like it, Call-Me-Roy.

Roy: Would you be a boy at school?
          Would you be one in the pool?

Girl: I would not be a boy at school.
          I would not be one in the pool.
          I would not be one here or there.
          I would not be one anywhere.
          I would not like to be a boy.
          I would not like it, Call-Me-Roy.

Roy: Would you be one in a car?
          Would you be one at a bar?

Girl: Not in a car, not at a bar.
          Not in the pool, not at a school.
          I would not be one here or there.
          I would not be one anywhere.
          I would not like to be a boy.
          I would not like it, Call-Me-Roy.

Roy: Would you be one at a dance?
          Would you be one wearing pants?

Girl: Not at a dance, not wearing pants.
          Not in a car, not at a bar.
          Not in the pool, not at a school.
          I would not be one here or there.
          I would not be one anywhere.
          I would not like to be a boy.
          I would not like it, Call-Me-Roy.

Roy: Would you, could you, when you pee?
          It's so delightful, you will see!

Girl: I would not, could not, when I pee.
          Not a boy, now let me be!

          I would not be a boy at dance.
          I would not be a boy in pants.
          I would not be one in a car.
          I would not be one at a bar.
          I would not be a boy at school.
          I would not be one in the pool.
          I would not be one here or there.
          I would not be one here or there.
          I would not be one anywhere.
          I would not like to be a boy.
          I would not like it, Call-Me-Roy.

Roy: Would you be one on a train?
          Would you be one in the rain?
          Would you, could you, at a park?
          Would you, could you, as a lark?
          Would you, could you, in the dark?

(Growling dog appears in a puff of smoke.)

          Would you, if this dog should bark?

(Dog jumps at her and barks. Girl jumps back)

Girl: (Shivers and shudders.)
          J-j-just this once, I'll be a boy.
          But just this once, now Call-Me-Roy!

(A puff of orange smoke.)

Boy: Say! I like it as a boy!
          I would be a boy as a lark!
          I would be a boy at a park!
          In pants in a car, at a dance at a bar.
          On a train in the rain.
          At school in the pool.
          I would be one here or there.
          I'd be a boy, like, everywhere!
          I do so like it as a boy.
          Thank you, thank you, Call-Me-Roy.

(But Call-Me-Roy had vanished, along with his dog.)

The END

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