She got so many compliments on her outfit that day, she thought she was teetering from the sheer bliss of it all. She was pretty, or cute, everyone said. She had curves in ALL the right places. Her voice was breathy and sexy, the boys all fell over themselves to open a door or pull out a chair for her!
Unfortunately, with the new dawn would come a return to the dismal role of Abner.
Ugh.
Little troll.
Maybe she could just take over.
It's not like anyone who noticed would care he was gone, after all... she was HAWT!