Amos was sick and tired of everyone calling him “Anus” ever since Jimmy Potter started it in third grade!
Tracie had assured him that she had a plan that would get him a new nickname. The week before Homecoming was Spirit Week, and each day had a theme. “Opposite Day” usually just meant jocks dressed as geeks and cheerleaders as goths, but there are other opposites...
A girl wearing a tight sweater under a necklace that spelled “Amy” took her seat in homeroom, smoothing her miniskirt. Her ruby lips formed a perfect O and she blew a big pink bubble.