Drabble Theatre: Not Your Pants
Melanie E.
"Hey lil' bro, have you seen my new Cosmo- hey, aren't those mine?"
"What?"
"Those jeans! Why are you wearing my jeans?"
"All of mine are in the wash and it's just jeans-"
"And my Oasis tee-"
"Well, yeah-"
"And your bra strap's are showing-"
"It's a cami not a- oh, crap."
"All your tanks in the wash too?"
"Uh, heheh.."
"No, this works, see my boyfriend's friend needs a date to the party tonight..."