Drabble Theatre: No-Jack
Melanie Ezell
"Ooh, now THIS is cherry." 'THIS being a brand new 2044 Pontiac Amazon, featuring integrated LCD vidscreens, a Chameleontech paint job, and all the latest security features. But he had to have it.
Cut out the shatterproof glass...
Pop the mag-lock...
"Warning. Unauthorized user. No-Jack security activated. Conversion of male intruder in 3...2...1..."
"What the Fu--"
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"In the latest news, car thefts are down 38%, while shoe sales this quarter have doubled..."