Sup, my names James. But please call me Jimmy. I hear James and i look over my shoulder for the old man.
And I'm Hannah. Sorry my brother is a little on the classless side if you know what I mean.
What's that supposed to mean?
Well you should know better than to introduce yourself, let alone your amazingly beautiful sister with Sup I swear it's like living with a caveman
Ok I'll give you that one, do you know what we are doing here? Asside from being self aw... are, man this is going to get so confusing.
OK HOLD UP NOW, WHO IS TELLING THIS STORY?... SORRY, PLEASE CONTINUE HAN I MEAN JAMES... JIMMY... WHO EVER YOU ARE. MAN, YOU WERE RIGHT, THIS IS COFUSING, HOPE THE READERS CAN FOLLOW... SORRY IMMA JUST READ.
Please don't talk like that when you are me. It makes me sound like I've lost a few IQ points.
ahem... Like oh my gawsh!How can we tell like who is who?... keep pestering me woman and I'll shave your head
You wouldn't dare... yes you would. You know, two can play at that game. All I have to do is walk up to nerdy Chace Andrews and plant a big wet kiss while in your body. He is kind of cute and I hear his sister Susan is a total girl next door kind of vibe, a bit of a tomboy lately though.
DOES ANYONE LISTEN TO THE NARRATOR?... OK FINE! YOU TWO CAN MESS UP THE STORY. DONT MIND ME I'M JUST THE PERSON WHO GAVE YOU A VOICE. REGRETTING IT NOW. SPOILED BRATS
OK OK you win please don't do anything like that,
I DO ONE FUNNY STORY AND IT'S A HOSTILE TAKEOVER... JUST BREAKS MY HEART
Do you mind if we finish?
... FINE I'LL GO MUTTER IN ANNOYANCE OUT OF EARSHOT. UNGREATFUL...
As I was saying, Chase is just the kind of person to take something like that and spread it like a wildfire. Ok, I'll put down the scissors and you put down the phone. Maybe we can come to an agreement?
I'm listening...
OK GLAD YOU ENJOYED THIS. AS YOU CAN SEE MY CHARACTERS HAVE HIJACKED THE STORY, SO I THINK THAT WE'LL JUST CALL THIS A BUST. PLEASE COMMENT ON HOW *WE* DID.
BOTH OF YOU NOW......
James is your average tough guy. At 15 he has a bit of a meethead. His sister Hannah the otherhand, was a well mannered lady in the making. They were about as normal as any set of fraternal twins could be. Their mom, Beatrice, worked a small business from their garage while their dad, Rodney, spent his days working for a prestigious university specializing in Philosophy and ancient myths. One myth in particular was the arcane mythos of The Encantor. This really took a lot of his time but he always had time for his family.
The morning of their 16th birthday Hannah woke up with quite a shock. She had an abnormal desire to go to the bathroom. She emediately gets up and lifts the seat to pee. Only to find that for some reason her urine is going everywhere. When she notices this, she immediately turns to sit down and finish her business. When she is done she lifts her panties and heads back to her room without washing her hands, as she only went pee she didn't feel like waking everyone in the house with the water running. She went to bed confused as she stripped off her nightgown and went to sleep in only her panties.
Meanwhile. Hannah's stirring had awakened her brother by an ungodly smell. What didn't make much sense was that he felt naked as he didn't have anything to cover his chest. Taking his sheet to cover himself, he went to the hall to see what had caused his nose to suddenly lose all its function. As he stepped out he found his favorite nightgown in the doorway of his sisters room. Taking it off the floor it seemed a little small but his mom probably put it in the drier instead of hanging it to air dry like he always does after hand washing it. That could wait as he now had it he put it on to recover at least a semblence of modesty as he went back to his room and went back to sleep. Almost immediately, they simultaneously shot out of bed with so much confusion, their heads spun as they each realized they accidentally went to eachothers rooms.
Dear Diary,
It's me {Highlight to read} Hannah James. So i have learned alot since the first time my {Highlight to read} brother sister and i swapped traits.
It has been a month since our 16th birthday and since then we learned about our family curse. From 16 until age 24 twins in our family will swap certain traits for 24 hours at a time. Sometimes it has been nice. Last week i thought i would have to suffer through that time of the month but leave it to the swap to change me back into a {Highlight to read} girl Boy. Other times it has its perks. The {Highlight to read} breast best thing about the swap is seeing and feeling certain... areas...from a whole new vantage {Highlight to read} perk point... ... ... moving on.
You may have gotten confused because i keep getting mixed up with who i am referencing or who is really writing. That is because today we swapped name recognition among other things... the universe really is cruel. Who would have thought that i would change genders but keep little Jimmy. I don't know why I'm saying this here but i think it makes sense if i don't think so I'm just going to explain something for posterity sake.
i want to state for the record that James and Hannah are not trans
Due to the swap on any given day, i have a girl's brain (specifically Hannah's) but its inside my otherwise very male body. In otherwords, dysphoria sucks. Again not sure why a self awareness joke popped into my head déja vu i guess... ... ... Anyway
I was sure of one thing today. I had a date with my girlfriend Linda. Today was supposed to be the day we had sex. This is going to be interesting because at the present moment i am a straight girl in a boys body... ... ... i think I'm screwed.