Stuck to you,
Stuck on you?
Glood!
Stuck to the wall?
Stuck on the ceiling!
Stuck!
Glood!
Add a boob?
Get glood!
Add a penis?
It won’t get hard,
But you can stand to take a leak…
Glood!
Yes glood!
Just beware,
What you thought was temporary?
Don’t sleep with it on!
Don’t touch your hand to it,
Then touch your junk!
Don’t touch your hand to it,
And touch your lover,
Never touch your hand to it and touch your enemy!
Glood!
Wonderful stuff,
Where it came from we don’t know,
But getting it off after too long?
What a pain!
Make that vaginal gaff permanent!
Just a little glood,
Yes, just a little glood….
The real estate agent was trying to up-sell the dismal flat as a room with a view. Miss Loving was having none of that! A crazy cat lady had probably died there, though she couldn't find that info, but Mia, Miss Loving if she didn't like you, and she definitely didn't like the pushy agent, could smell them, though someone had worked hard to remove the scent of far too many cats in a small space.
“I think that will be enough, this place will never meet my needs.” Miss Loving said with a frown as she backed out of the room and hoped the agent wasn't as crazy as whomever had too many cats in a walk up flat! She hoped her search went better later, but escape was enough for now. She’d find another agency, just in case this agent held a grudge!