Yet another TG Storytime immigrant. Eventually, I'll be posting original stuff here, don't worry. This one came from a dream, but the dream was significantly more graphic, involving rape/murder and other such themes. As it stands, there's still murder in this story, at least implied (I can't remember if I actually showed the murders or not, it's been awhile and I'm tired as I post this here). If you like ghostly possession, this story is for you.
Tony Johnson could tell tell that something was wrong instantly. It stemmed mainly from the fact that the two mounds on his chest weren't there when he went to sleep. He sat up quickly and pull his now long and blonde hair away from his eyes. 'What the hell is going on?' he asked himself. He looked down at his altered body and found that he was wearing a plain white, short sleeved blouse with the two top buttons undown, revealing what he'd consider excellent cleavage if it wasn't from his own chest. He also wore a skirt which didn't get to his knees, and almost didn't cover his obviously now rounder ass.
He looked around and saw that the room he was in looked uncannily like the nurse's office of his school, yet he had no idea how he got there. Only two lights were on in the room, with one illuminating the center of the room and the other covering the nurse's desk area, the rest bathed in complete darkness. A shiver ran up his spine and caused goosebumps to break out all over his skin. It was creepy.
He swung his slightly longer legs off of the bed and stood up. His balance was off, but he found it easy to adjust. His new breasts bouncing around, however, wasn't so easy to adjust to. He walked over to the desk, but found nothing that could help him understand why he was there. That meant his only lead was out in the hallway, which looked darker than the room he was in. 'C'mon, Tony, you're not a little girl, get going.' It was hard to argue with his own head.
He walked out into the hallway and looked to his left, seeing that the hallway that originally ended with the school commons now went on for what must have been miles. He turned to the right and saw that it continued for miles there, too. 'What the hell?' He saw that lights were only on every sixty feet, keeping the rest of the hallway pitch black. The goosebumps refused to leave. 'Okay, left or right? Left or right?'
“Right,” he said aloud, if for no other reason than to hear his new voice. Soft and pretty, much like he assumed he looked.
He walked for what must have been an hour before he found another door. This one lead to the classrooms of the health teachers, but no one was in either room, nor the small room between them which held a small office. Tony walked into the classroom where he took health and looked down at his desk. Blood dripped down the seat, though the blood that had pooled in the seat didn't look even slightly fresh. He looked down at the floor and saw a blood trail, leading away from the desk. He followed it and saw it went up the wall, and onto the chalkboard. As if someone were writing in red chalk, words started to appear on the board.
you are responsible kara
'Who's Kara?' he thought, scratching his head and nearly gouging himself with his longer fingernails.
Stepping back into the hallway, Tony saw a shape as far away as his eye could see, back the way he came. “Hey!” he shouted, and the figured turned to him, then turned and ran. He gave chase, running as fast as he could in his new body. He closed the distance much faster than he thought he should, then the figure turned left and dashed down a second hallway. He kept up, though, and saw the figure run into another classroom. He stopped at the door to catch his breath, then walked inside. At first, he saw nothing, but then he saw her: an eight year old girl, wearing an outfit similar to his own, only the tennis shoes that he was wearing were replaced by what looked like ballet shoes and her blouse wasn't unbuttoned anywhere.
“Stay away!” the girl shouted, throwing an eraser from the chalkboard at him.
“Stop! I'm not gonna hurt you!” He quickly walked over to her and knelt down, looking her right in the eyes. “I'm not gonna hurt you,” he repeated in a much softer, almost motherly tone. “I'm... Toni, what's your name?” He chose the feminine version of his name simply because he couldn't think of a better name to say.
“You're not gonna believe me,” she said, pouting and looking away, almost in a boyish form of defiance.
“Try me.”
“My name is John.”
“John?”
“Yeah.”
“Did you go to sleep as a boy and wake up like this?”
Her eyes widened in surprise. “How'd you know?”
Tony smiled. “Same thing happened to me.”
“Where are we? I've never been to a school like this before.”
“It's high school. You might enjoy it when you grow up, assuming we get out of here and you get to grow up.” Tony stood up, then offered his hand for John. “C'mon, let's go. It'll be a lot safer if we're together, okay?”
John shyly placed his smaller hand in the older girl's and stood up.
“See? Not so hard.” 'I've gotta get a hold of myself. I sound like I'm the kid's mom.'
Tony and John walked back out into the hallway and picked left as their direction. Twice, they had to stop so that John could rest, which Tony didn't have a problem with. John was eight years old and wearing ballet shoes, which he knew were tough to walk on for too long, much like high heels. How he knew this, he had no idea, just that the knowledge was in his head and made him sympathetic to young John.
They continued on their journey a few minutes later, turning corners and checking classrooms. More than once, Tony made sure John didn't come into the room and see something that would scare him. Tony had to admit, he made a pretty damn good big sister (he refused to think of himself as John's mother).
After what had to be three or four hours, they'd made absolutely no headway as far as figuring out what happened or how to get out, however, they found the cafeteria. Tony opened the door and he and John walked inside, seeing that whatever voodoo had changed the school from a block-and-a-half long to three-and-a-half states long had also changed the cafeteria from a simple large room with seven long tables and a myriad of other small ones into a room with one floor full of tables, underneath another floor full of tables, underneath another floor full of tables, underneath another floor full of tables, and so on, and so forth.
“We can rest here for a while, okay?” Tony suggested.
“Okay. My feet hurt bad.”
“How come you didn't say anything?”
John looked down at his feet. “I didn't want to slow you down.”
Tony knelt down in front of the girl. “Listen to me: You're not slowing me down at all. Plus, you're keeping me from being scared.”
John looked up. “I am?”
“Yep. I was terrified when I was alone, and now I feel better, what about you?”
“I guess so... “
Tony smiled. “Good girl. C'mon, let's rest.”
John smiled, too.
*****
Any hopes that the situation was all a dream were banished from Tony when he saw John fall asleep. John had sat right up next to him, just a little girl curled up beside her big sister to all outside observers. And to Sharon Burghoff, that was exactly what it was, though her own experience made her assume otherwise. Like the two boys who were no longer thus, she had woken up in a body completely unknown, and of the opposite gender. The male body she now inhabited felt so much different than her own that it was restrictive.
The two girls in the cafeteria were doing nothing when she arrived, simply sitting against a wall and resting. She figured that it was as good a time as any to find out what was going on. She walked up to them slowly and quietly, almost on her tip toes, and the older girl opened one of her eyes. “Hey, don'tcha see the kid sleeping? Stop stompin' around everywhere.”
Sharon stopped and hopped onto the table beside her. “I wasn't stomping. I was certain I was sneaking up on you.”
“Yeah, well you weren't.” The girl yawned. “Man, I'm really tired. I must be way weaker as a girl.”
Sharon narrowed her eyes. “Whaddya mean 'as a girl'?”
Tony widened his eyes. “Wait, do you mean you were a boy *before* you came here?”
“Actually, I assumed you *were* a girl before you came here, and that I was the screwed up one.”
“Huh? You mean... before now, you were a girl?”
“Yeah. I'm Sharon. Sharon Burghoff.”
“My name's Tony.” He pointed to the sleeping girl beside him. “This is John.”
“You mean, you were *both* boys before today?”
“Yeah. Now, we're girls and we can't get out of here. Same for you? Well, except, you're a guy?”
“Uh-huh.”
“Okay, so now three people are stuck in a weird high school that's somehow endless, we've swapped genders, and we still have no clue why.”
The new hormones in Tony's body were definitely working overtime. He looked Sharon up and down and totally found her attractive. His new pleasure centers were sending him pictures of Sharon naked, and not what he pictured her female body to look like, either. He shook his head to clear the images out, but it was futile. 'I guess I'll have to deal with chick thoughts in my head the rest of our time here. Great.'
Of course, Sharon was thinking the exact same thing about Tony, and it was far more difficult for her to hide the erection growing in her underwear than it was for Tony to hide his hardening nipples. Sharon was seeing, quite easily, the parts of Tony's body that were hidden underneath his blouse and skirt. She, too, shook her head to clear the images out, but the throbbing remained.
Once John awoke and was introduced to Sharon, the three of them continued off on their trek to find a door that led out of the building. The entire time, they were unaware of the presence following them. To the naked eye, it would be a black shadow, with two horizontal white slits for eyes and occasionally one for a mouth. It no longer had any recollection of what it looked like, but that was just because of decades of looking this way.
Of course, the creature had brought them there, though even it did not know the reason why. It saw them, and wanted their bodies, which it found suspiciously familiar. Did it have something to do with the creature's previous life? Where these three people important to it? It had no idea, nor did it care. It wanted to kill them, and if it did not do so soon, they might well escape.
Tony looked down at John every once in a while, who looked up at him and smiled his innocent little smile. Tony smiled back, still concerned for the child's safety, but on the whole, feeling safer than before now that Sharon was with them. Maybe it was his new female hormones, made him smile nervously at Sharon whenever she turned to look at him. Even if his body weren't coursing with estrogen, he'd find Sharon's male physique impressive. The body Sharon inhabited had obviously been a weight lifter, and probably a football quarterback. Any guy would kill to have a body like that, and any girl would kill to be in bed with it, which was, of course, where Tony found his thoughts turning to. He'd be grateful when they got out of there and he was normal again.
Nearly two hours after they left the cafeteria, they came upon something they'd never encountered in the building before: a window.
“Hey,” Sharon said, “look at this.” Tony and John both looked outside, but John had to stand on his tiptoes. “It's the football field.”
Tony felt playful. “Of course, a boy would suggest a football field.” He heard John giggle. Sharon looked over at him and half smirked.
“Not what I meant, Toni.”
“Oh yeah, Steve?”
“If you weren't a girl, I'd have hit you by now.”
In a girlish way, Tony leaned forward with his hands behind his back and said, “Aw, lucky me.”
Sharon put her face to the window and looked down, but Tony couldn't see what she saw. “C'mon, there's gotta be a door downstairs.”
“Why do you say that?”
“There's a sidewalk leading to it, I can see that.”
“You mean, we can get out of here and go home?” John asked, excitement in his high-pitched voice. He was standing there, clasping his hands in front of his chest like a kid begging for seconds.
Tony knelt down next to him. “I hope so, kiddo.”
Suddenly, John's smile disappeared and his hands fell to his sides. “But, that means I won't get to see you again.”
Tony was taken aback. The thought hadn't occurred to him at all. Suddenly, tears started to well up in his eyes, because the thought of not having his little sister around hit him hard. “Hey, you be strong for me, okay? I don't wanna see either of us crying.”
John quickly got into Tony's arms and stayed there, the two of them embracing just like a teen girl and her younger sister would. Both of them started to cry, each saddened that once they escaped, they'd never see one another again. Tony didn't know how he'd gotten so close to John in this short time, but he had and he was now sorry for it. He didn't want to lose John.
Sharon almost felt like crying, seeing the two girls in front of her embracing like sisters. She'd only been with them a short time, but she knew that's how they felt. It would be tough for them, being apart.
Then the shit hit the fan.
Tony was suddenly pushed away from John, who was now sinking through the floor. Sharon scrambled to help pull him up, but was pushed away by something that wasn't there. She pounded her fist on whatever was blocking her, but it was futile. John screamed and cried, but neither she nor Tony could get to him. Finally, he was swallowed up by the floor.
“No!” Tony shouted, pounding his fists against the floor where his younger sister had been. “Dammit!”
Sharon approached slowly and carefully, so as not to invite Tony's wrath. She knelt down and put her arms around the sobbing girl in front of her. Tony didn't push her away, nor did he stop crying. This had taken a lot out of him.
“Hey, Tony... I... I can't say anything that'll help. I can't even think of anything that'll help y—” She was cut off by Tony kissing her on the lips, and suddenly she could taste the lipstick he was wearing. Once they broke the kiss off, Sharon asked, “What was that for?”
“I... don't know. It felt right. Girly hormones, I guess.”
“Look, I know this probably isn't the best time, but maybe, if *we* leave, then John'll be let go, too. If we don't find a way out of here, then what just happened to John will happen to us, and we don't know if he's alive.”
Tony looked away, but nodded his head in agreement. Sharon lifted his head up by the chin and gave him another kiss.
*****
It took them longer than just going down a flight of stairs to get to the door leading to the football field, but there was a door. Tony felt the chills run up and down his spine again, so he stood a little closer to Sharon, who did him the favor of holding his hand. He was so scared for John that even the warmth of Sharon's hand wasn't helping much.
The door opened easily out to the football field. They stepped outside, but nothing changed. The school was still behind them, the football field in front of them, and they were still in the bodies they'd somehow been placed in. Tony looked up and felt the hope drain from him. Though he couldn't see far enough to any one side, the clouds were thin enough that he could see the ceiling above them. They still weren't out of the building.
Sharon walked out to the center of the field, completely oblivious to the shadow watching her. It didn't know where the little girl had gone, but the other two were enough, and now that it knew who they reminded it of, especially the two girls. It would take its time dealing with them, and make them suffer for what happened to it.
When Sharon reached the center of the football field, she heard Tony scream. She spun around and saw him being pulled inside the building by something solid black. She ran toward him, but every step seemed to take her further away instead. She watched in horror as Tony was dragged away, back inside.
*****
Tony awoke in what appeared to be the pool room. The swimming pool wasn't filled with water, however, but with blood. He hugged his knees to his chest and slid as far away from that pool as possible. He felt one of his bikini straps slide down his arm, so he pulled it back up over his shoulder. 'Oh, God, what am I doing here? How did I get here? Why am I wearing a bikini?' He looked down at the pink cups of the bikini covering his breasts and couldn't figure out where the items of clothing had come from.
He stood up, slowly, and walked over to the door. He pressed against it, but it didn't budge. 'God Almighty, I weigh a hundred sixteen pounds, how can I not push this door open?!' He finally gave up, collapsing against it, out of breath. 'Oh, man... I just want out of this stupid place!' “C'mon! Lemme go, goddammit!”
“Tony?” a soft voice asked. He looked up and saw John walking out from behind a set of seats on the opposite wall. “Is that really you?”
“John!” He ran over to the little girl in his slightly torn blouse and skirt and scooped him up in his arms. “Oh, thank God! I was afraid you were dead!” He felt tears run down his cheeks. “What happened?”
John pointed at the corner he'd come from. “They brought me here.” Tony looked over at the corner and saw four dark shapes walk out from behind the bleachers. Two were the same height, one was short, and the fourth was taller than the first two. “They told me everything. My name's not John anymore.”
One about Tony's size walked over to him and placed its hand on his head. Once that happened, things started to become more and more clear.
*****
Kara Hawkins pulled herself out of the pool and was handed her towel. Amanda was still in a huff about tearing her favorite blouse, but she was getting over it quickly. “Y'know, Mandy, I'll pull you in if you don't cheer up real soon.”
“And Mom'll get mad if I come home all wet again, remember?”
Kara smiled. “Aw, you're no fun when Mom's mad.”
She stood up and was about to head for the locker room when the main door opened and Kevin walked in. Her twin brother wasn't in the best of moods, all on account of his possible inprisonment in a few days. “Kev, whatever it is you wanna say, I don't want to hear it, okay? Mom and Dad have been on my ass about all of this, too, and I didn't do anything.”
“Kara, I just want you to talk to them. You know it was an accident, why can't you just tell them that?”
“*You've* already told them. They said they'd try and find you a good lawyer, so don't worry about anything.”
He slammed his fist against the wall. “Dammit, I don't *need* a lawyer! I need...”
She grabbed his hand and helt it between her own. “What do you need?” she asked, in a soft voice. Ever since they were kids, he'd preferred it when she talked to him softly.
He lowered his eyes, facing away from her for only a moment. “I need Julie.”
It was her turn to look away. “I don't know if I can do anything about that. You know what Dan said. He doesn't want you around her.”
He pushed past her and punched the wall, skinning his knuckles badly. “Why?!”
“For starters, you *killed* a kid.”
He turned toward her, his face twisted into a scowl with almost literal fire in his eyes. “*I did not kill him!* It was an accident!”
Kara backed away, her pulse racing. “Kevin, please...”
Amanda walked up to him and pulled on his pant leg, tears in her eyes. “Please, big brother, don't hurt anyone.”
Kevin looked down at her and smiled. Kara felt something was terribly wrong about that smile, and slowly walked over to him. In one motion, less than the blink of an eye, and Kevin threw Amanda into the pool. Kara's eyes widened in fear—Mandy couldn't swim. She ran to dive in after her, but Kevin grabbed her by the wrist.
“What the fuck are you doing, Kevin?!”
He tightened his grip and twisted. “You won't help me. I'm your twin brother, and *you won't help me*!” He kicked her in the shin and tossed her into the pool, then knelt down and kept her head under the water. “All I asked you to do was *help me!*” He pulled her out of the water for a second, then shoved her back under. “Talk to Mom and Dad, I asked, but *no!* You wouldn't!”
As Kara felt her life slip away, she prayed that Kevin would some day find happiness, or else a lot of innocent people would get hurt for no reason.
*****
Tony fell backwards onto his butt, while Ghost Kara withdrew her hand. “My God... So, that thing that brought us here... is Kevin?” The ghost nodded. “What... what do we do? What about Sharon? Is she... Dan?” Another nod.
John sat down beside him and put himself in Tony's arms. Another big sister/little sister hug if anyone had ever seen one. “They said we have to stop Kevin from killing us again, otherwise it keeps happening to more and more people.”
“How are we supposed to do that?”
“They didn't tell me that. They said you'd know.”
Tony looked up at Ghost Kara. “How am I supposed to know? You never showed me anything about that.” The ghost didn't move, didn't say anything. She just disappeared. After a few seconds, the ghosts of Amanda, Dan and who could only be Julie disappeared as well. 'Four people died, but there are only three of us. Where's Julie?'
*****
Sharon had ran through endless amounts of hallways, looking for any sign of Tony, but found none. She was so close to going crazy that she nearly pulled her hair out. She stopped outside a door that seemed to lead to another classroom, and collapsed against it. 'What the hell am I gonna do? I can't find Tony, John's probably dead and I don't even know where anything in this building leads. I'm screwed!'
“Excuse me?” a female voice asked, from somewhere close by. She stood up and saw a girl, her age, wearing a tank top and a pair of panties, walking toward her. “Um... Listen, I just woke up here, and I don't know where I am, and this might be a little strange, but I'm pretty sure I was a guy when I went to sleep.”
Sharon stood up and walked over to her. “I know what you mean. I was a girl when I went to sleep. And, I met two other guys in girls' bodies who are—” 'Do say dead?' “—missing, right now. I'm trying to find them.”
“Really?”
“Yeah. Name's Sharon.”
“Kent. Say, have I seen you somewhere, before? This you, I mean, not the real you.”
“I don't know. Although, now that you mention it, you look kinda familiar, too.”
*****
The shadow was furious. It knew what to do, and it knew who to kill, but for some reason, it couldn't find the two girls from before. It slipped through every crack the school had, went through every vent, made its way through every door. Only the boy and the new girl were visable, and it couldn't do anything about them. It wasn't happy at all.
'Come!' Something said in its head, and suddenly, it knew.
*****
Tony pulled himself out of the pool and was handed his towel by John. The young girl looked very nervous, but obviously, he knew it had to be done. “Don't worry, kiddo, we'll be alright.”
“I don't wanna do this, Tony. I wanna go home.”
“I do too, but if we don't stop Kevin, we're gonna die anyway.”
“I still don't like it.”
Tony stood up and was about to head for the locker room when the main door disappeared and a dark shadow seeped in. “You must be Kevin.”
kara, how are you still here? i know what i did now, and i killed you. you wouldn't talk to mom and dad for me, and i shoved you under the water.
“I...” 'Play along, play along, play along...' “I know that, Kev, and I'm sorry. I'll talk to Mom and Dad, okay?”
no, it's not okay! you should be dead! you and mandy and dan and julie! i killed you all!
Suddenly, Kara's feelings inside Tony started to come to the surface. “You killed Dan? Why?!”
because he kept julie away from me. and julie ran from me! all of you were against me! all because of a goddamn mistake!
Tears started to well up in his eyes, but Tony kept going. “Kev, please, let's go home and talk to Mom and Dad, okay? All three of us. Mandy's gotta get to soccer practice anyway, and Julie and I were gonna go shopping with Alice and Yvonne, remember?”
Kevin's misty-like form began to solidify, and shrank to the size of a normal human being. His face started to take on its true appearance. “kara, please don't lie to me. you're not the real kara, and i'm not kevin anymore. we're ghosts, but you were lucky enough to possess someone. i can't, not at all.” He walked over to the wall and punched it, cracking it. “what can we do, kara? how do i become real again?”
Tony—or Kara, he wasn't sure anymore—walked over to Kevin and put his/her hand on his shoulder. “Let us go, Kev. It's the only thing you haven't done over the years, and it has to be the way back.”
“Tony!” Sharon's voice shouted. He looked over at the doorway and saw her and some new girl standing there—who could only be the boy that now inhabited Julie's body.
“Dan... uh, Sharon.” He turned back to Kevin, who was getting more and more solid, and even appeared to be crying. “Kevin, let's just go home.”
“I don't know if I can do that. Every year, I've only been able to do so much. At first, I could only pick people who were in high school at the same time I was. Then I could pick younger and younger, until I could pick people that were the same age as me when I died. I still can't pick people from the same city, or even the same state. And, guys always become girls and vice versa, I don't know why.”
Tony looked over at Sharon and the new girl. “Hey, c'mere.” He turned to John. “You, too.” After the other three were standing by him, he laid out his plan. “We need to concentrate. We're all possessed by ghosts or, in my twin brother's case, are a ghost, so we should be able to fix this and go back to our real lives.”
“Wait, ghosts? Possessed? Twin brother—Tony, you've got some explaining to do.”
He smiled. “And, if we ever see each other again, I'll explain it. Everybody just concentrate on 'home', and let's see if we really get out of here.”
Kevin turned around and ran his hand along Tony's face. “You're the real Kara, aren't you? After she died, she came back as you, didn't she?”
“I don't know. But, if she didn't, I'm glad I could help bring you back. You're a great little brother.”
Tony—no, Kara smiled. It was the first time in twenty years that the real Kara smiled.
The five of them concentrated, focusing on the word 'home', just like Tony had suggested. At once, they each felt something different, something strong. It wasn't long before a bright white light enveloped them, and almost immediately, they knew that 'home' was exactly where they were going.
*****
Kara pulled herself out of the pool and was handed her towel. Amanda was still in a huff about tearing her favorite blouse, but she was getting over it quickly. “Y'know, Mandy, I'll pull you in if you don't cheer up real soon.”
“And Mom'll get mad if I come home all wet again, remember?”
Kara smiled. “Aw, you're no fun when Mom's mad.”
She stood up and was about to head for the locker room when the main door opened and Kevin walked in. For the first time in a few days, he had a smile on his face. “You ready to go home yet, girls?”
“Hey, you used to like swimming, too,” she said, still smiling. “I've still gotta dry up and change my clothes.” She entered the locker room, closely followed by her two siblings, but Amanda stopped Kevin at the door.
“Un-uh! No boys allowed!”
“Oh yeah? What about if I've got an eight year old hostage?” he picked her up by the hips and started tickling his little sister, to which she was laughing and screaming stop all at the same time.
As Kara changed back into her blouse and skirt, she found a piece of paper in the locker she'd used. 'Who's this from? A secret admirer?' She smirked, then unfolded the paper. 'Dear Kara, I hope you enjoy the rest of the life that was stolen from you twenty years ago. It may not be your old life as Tony, but I'm sure it'll go just as well, if not better. See you when you come here the right way, Kara Hawkins.'
She folded the paper up again and smirked once more. She figured that she was the only one with memory of their time as Tony, John, Sharon and Kent, but now it was official. 'We'll do just fine, Kara, don't worry.'
Undoing the top two buttons on her blouse, she stuffed the paper in her book bag and walked back out into the pool room, where Kevin and Amanda were waiting. She couldn't wait to see Dan later, and show him the new lingerie that she was going to buy during her shopping trip with Julie.
East City was enjoying a normal day, until several people awoke to find strange humanoid creatures telling them that they were "chosen"...
There are literally thousands of different people I could thank, but because I have limited space, I can only actually thank a few of them. To that end, I'm going to choose my fellow Brave New World writers, and they are: A_Kent, Orange_Laces, StephAD, Selena, Misaania, and The Wedge.
BigCloset is not the only place you can find Brave New World. In fact, it's merely the newest place. Other places you can find Brave New World include: TG Storytime (where the story debuted), my DeviantArt page, FictionPress, and some side stories can be found exclusively at this Tumblr page.
One more person I'd like to thank is myself for actually going to all this trouble putting these links in here. Thank me! Every one of you!
Secret Origins, Part One
And so, one day, I woke up to find myself smack dab in the middle of a comic book.
I had a few odd sensations that day, beginning with waking to find something that obviously wasn't human standing above me on my bed. It looked human, sounded human, but very clearly wasn't human. The creature was a young woman, looking to be about twenty-six or twenty-seven. She reached down with one hand and touched me on the forehead. She giggled, then stood back up again.
"You have been chosen," she said, her voice almost like music. "Power has been granted to you. But your form is not correct." She whispered something and then disappeared. I sat up, extremely confused. "You shall be reborn today, Arachnya," her voice resonated throughout my bedroom.
A pink and green mist began to fill my room. I coughed a lot, probably because I was suckin' that mist in something fierce. I hopped off my bed and ran for my door, practically falling through it into the hallway. My mom was standing there, a look of pure horror on her face. She dropped the lamp she was holding and fainted. My dad rushed out to see what was going on. "Charlie?" he said, though I heard nothing. It was almost like he was mouthing the word. I couldn't figure out why he'd be asking if it was me, but it didn't matter a few seconds later anyway. I fainted, too.
I awoke a couple hours later, and felt like I was crawling through a thousand cobwebs to regain consciousness. It only took my dad opening my bedroom door to find that I really was crawling through cobwebs, which had almost completely overtaken my room. The cobwebs and my concern for my mom made me numb to the differences in my body, for the time being.
"Dad, what's going on?" I asked. I scratched at my throat, because my voice sounded different.
"What the hell happened to your room, kid?" he asked, ignoring my question. "Looks like a spider went overboard!" He pushed his way past a few webs and finally reached me. "Sit down, Charlie, you've got something to take in."
I sat down on my bed and then I felt it. My ass was different. It felt like my ass was bigger. I stood back up and rubbed at my ass - completely preoccupied with finding out why it felt bigger, not even considering the embarrassment of rubbing my own ass in front of my father - and found that it was, indeed, bigger than it had been before. "What's going on?" I asked again.
Dad yanked on my arm and sat me back down again. "There's no easy way to tell you this, Charlie."
"No easy way to tell me what?" I asked, after a long pause. "And why do you keep saying my name after almost every sentence? I think I figured out my name was 'Charlie' when I was two."
He sighed. "It's not easy to tell you that you're... well..." he trailed off. "Well, you're... y'know..." he trailed off again. I was about to just scream at him when he finally asked, "You haven't noticed your boobs, yet?" I was taken aback, to be sure. I looked downward and saw that my shirt was pushed out by the breasts that were now underneath it. I fainted again.
When I woke up for the third time that day, my mom was awake, too, and had set a tray of food down on by night stand. And cleared out all the cobwebs. I sat up in my bed and looked over at the simple sandwich and potato chips my mom left me and decided to eat. I hadn't had any food the whole morning (actually, it had become afternoon by the time I'd awoken from the second fainting), so I figured it would be a good idea to chow down then. I managed half the sandwich and then I just set the tray aside. I was too freaked out to eat.
I got up and walked around my room for a while. Walking around felt different. I could feel my hips moving and my breasts jiggling. I stumbled a few times, thanks to my new way of moving, but I got the hang of it after a few minutes. The bouncing boobs was still weird, though. I opened my closet door and looked at myself in the mirror that hung on the backside of the door. I looked very much like a younger version of my mom, with little of my dad's features still present in me. The only thing I still had from my dad was my brown hair, but even that now fell past my shoulders. I don't know if it was the mirror or what, but my breasts looked bigger on my reflection than I thought they were.
I rooted through my closet and grabbed an old pair of cargo pants that hadn't fit me for a couple years. They fit better, now, but still fit wrong. How do girls deal with wearing guy clothes all the time? I guess I was going to have some practice. I left my plain white sleep shirt on and then grabbed a hoodie. I left it unzipped, but I still pulled it closed. At first I didn't put any socks on before slipping my shoes on, but after they fell off twice, it took me two pairs of socks to get them to fit right. I was going to need to buy some new clothes.
I crawled out my window and rushed down the fire escape. I'd done it dozens of times, so my parents probably figured out what I'd done when they checked my room later and didn't find me. I needed some alone time that I couldn't get in the apartment. Granger Park was only six blocks from home, so I immediately made my way there.
In the last alley before the Park, I stopped. I felt something. Something weird (and not related to my new female body, that is). I looked around me, but I didn't see anything. Then, like they'd been following me, three guys wearing gang colors walked into the alley from the street just ahead.
"Hey, chickie," the leader said, coming close to me. He was wearing a tan shirt and a black vest over top of it, the usual 'uniform' of the Upscales, a gang that dressed a lot more sophisticated than they actually were. "Never seen you 'round here before." He grabbed me by the chin and pulled me closer to him. "You real pretty."
I pushed him away from me. "Get offa me!" He hit the wall of the closest building and groaned in pain, as if I'd broken something in him.
That feeling hit me again. I dodged to the left just as one of his side thugs swiped at me with a knife. At some point when I was concentrating on him, they'd moved behind me. How I knew where he was gonna slash at me, however, I don't know. I felt that weird sensation again and, somehow, did a cartwheel out of the way. I was almost in shock when I finished rolling. The three Upscales stared at me in absolute surprise.
"Get that bitch!" the leader spat at his thugs. They ran at me, and those weird sensations guided my movements. I jumped clear over their heads, then knelt down and did a leg sweep, knocking those two on their asses. As one of them fell, his knife went skyward, and I grabbed it just before it landed in the other thug's right eye. Those two got up really quick, the one grabbed his knife, and then they bolted. Behind me, the leader reached out to grab me, but I rolled out of the way just a second before he reached me. "Bitch!"
"Hey, you came up on me! Probably wanted to rape me, or something!" He ran at me with his own knife, but just ducked to the side and clotheslined him, knocking him flat on his back. I grabbed his knife and, with strength I didn't know I had, broke the blade off of it and tossed the two pieces into the nearest dumpster. "Now, stay the hell away from me!" He stood up, then joined his friends in getting the hell away from me. I just stood there, looked at my hands, and said to myself, "Holy crap, I'm Spider-Man!"
Something landed to my left. I jumped in surprise, which made the thing - an African-American boy my age - laugh at me. "Nah, you're not Spider-Man, on account of he's a dude. You were pretty good at makin' them piss their pants, though."
"Who the hell are you?!" I asked in a squealy high-pitched voice that made me want to facepalm right after I did it.
"Whoa! Now, granted, I'm from Luther, and people think I'm ghetto all the time, but the way I see it, aren't you supposed to tell me your name before you scream at me for mine?"
"You nearly made me piss my pants! Why else do you think I screamed?!" Again, I wanted to facepalm.
"Still. What's your name?" He slammed the dumpster shut and hopped up on top of it.
I folded my arms under my breasts. "Charlie. My name's Charlie."
"Short for Charlotte, I bet, right? I've got a cousin named Charlotte. That's actually where she's from, too. North Carolina."
"So, what's your name?"
He smiled. "I'd tell you, but you wouldn't believe me."
I pointed at the scuff marks where my little fight scene had taken place. "I just pulled a Warriors on those guys when I've never been in anything other than a boring old school fight before, I don't think you can surprise me any more than that."
"Fine. Francine."
"Francine? You have a gi..." I cut myself off. Where had he come from? I was the only one in the alley before those three Upscales showed up. I was a guy when I went to sleep last night, woke up to a weird creature in the shape of a girl standing over me, and then I suddenly became a girl who can kick ass better than most professional wrestlers. "You were a girl yesterday, weren't you?" I asked.
His eyes widened, and then he jumped down from the dumpster and came closer to me. "You can tell?"
"You were a girl, and you woke up this morning, and something not quite human told you you'd been 'chosen', right?"
"Yeah. The same thing happened to you, too? Were you a guy before now?"
I nodded. "And I couldn't do everything I just did before now, either. Were you watching from the roof? Is that why I didn't see you before I got here?"
It was his - or her, technically - turn to nod. "I heard that dumbass talking to you, then I saw you wipe the floor with their asses."
I looked him head to toe. Unlike me, a girl dressed in guy clothes, he was dressed in male clothing, that didn't look like it fit him right. "Do you have a brother, or something?"
He blushed. "Um... no... These clothes belonged to my boyfriend."
It was my turn to be surprised, and embarrassed. "Oh, sorry... Were you..." I trailed off.
"He spent the night and we both woke up to that weird chick standing on top of me. She didn't change him, and when he saw me with a dick, he stormed out. I grabbed these clothes from a pile he'd left in my closet."
I didn't feel comfortable talking about stuff like this in an alleyway. "C'mon, we're only across the street from Granger Park. Let's talk there."
***
Francine - or Frank, as he chose his new male name to be - and I talked for awhile. He came from a not-exactly-poor/not-exactly-rich family that had lived in Luther for generations. I described what I'd looked like before to him and he told me he'd seen me at school a few times, thought I was 'cute for a white boy'. He laughed at my surprised reaction. He wasn't one to draw race into any situation and knew I was the same. He told me what he'd looked like when he was female, and I vaguely remembered seeing a pretty black girl like that, but we'd had few classes together.
We talked about what it was that had happened to us. From all indications, other than just getting our genders swapped, we had gained superpowers to some extent. I didn't know if I could crawl up walls, but I definitely had the spider-sense and spider-strength. I was willing to bet the cobwebs in my room had probably come from me, too. Frank could jump extremely high, and could glide to a small extent. He also seemed to be able to feel footsteps through the ground. A weird power, to be sure, but no more so than spider powers.
"Think we could be super heroes?" he asked me, as we threw stones into the lake in the middle of the Park. "Fightin' for truth, justice, the American way and all that other stuff?"
I laughed. "No. I get lucky with my goofy spider-sense, but we're just kids, we can't fight crime and that sort of thing."
"Hey, Spider-Man was a teenager. Iron Man was a teenager in that cartoon from a couple years ago. Maybe we find a few others that got changed, just like us, and we go around like a little Justice League, or something."
Time to get my nerd on. "If we're going with Spider-Man and Iron Man, that would be the Avengers. The Justice League's a completely different team from a different comic company."
He patted me on the back of the head. My spider-sense didn't go off, which told me that it could somehow tell between harmful and playful actions. "I don't read comic books, I just watch 'em on TV."
I laughed again. "Still, I don't know if I want to go around being Spider-Girl, web-swinging across the city and beating people up. I'm just a plain nerd, not a super nerd like Peter Parker. Say I can't actually make webs with my own body, I don't know how to make web fluid or anything."
Frank knelt down next to me, placed his hands on the ground and whispered, "Someone's coming."
Almost as if on cue, I heard my dad say, "I thought you'd be here."
I sighed and stood up. "Yeah, Dad, I'm here." I turned around and saw him walking up to us, his hands in his pockets. He stopped in front of us and reached out to Frank to shake his hand. "Frank Holden, this is my dad."
"Nice to meet you," Frank said, shaking my dad's hand.
"Firm handshake you've got there," Dad said.
"Did I have you guys worried for too long?" I asked.
"No. Your mom checked on you, found you gone, knew you probably headed out here." He looked Frank over. "And just how did you come to meet my daughter?"
He answered very honestly. "I watched her beat the crap out of a bunch of dumbass gang members."
Dad looked at me with a critical, but loving, eye. I looked away in embarrassment. Thanks, Frank. "It wasn't like that... Well, I mean, it was. I did beat the crap out of them, but... well..."
Dad waved me quiet. "I'm not sure I wanna know about it here."
I pointed to Frank. "He's a lot like me, Dad. He was a girl yesterday."
"You, too, huh?"
Frank nodded. "Yeah."
"Well, I'm willing to bet you two aren't the only ones." He turned back to me. "I got called into work, there's been a bunch of missing persons reports in the last few hours."
"Wait, are you a cop?" Frank asked.
"Matter of fact, I am."
"Oh..."
Despite my best efforts, I giggled. "Sorry, I forgot to tell you that my dad's a cop. Wait, what are you doing here if you got called in on your day off?"
"Well, I came here to get you while I head to work. You're gonna have to tag along with me at the office tonight."
I sighed. "Okay." I hated going to work with Dad. Two dozen cops running around a small room, usually bumping into me and knocking me around. Just the implications frightened me.
"How about I drop your friend off at home on the way? Where you live, Frank?"
"A hundred thirteenth street, in Luther."
My dad narrowed his eyes. "That's two boroughs over. How the hell did you get here without a car?"
"I... jumped."
"What?"
I quickly said, "It's a long story, Dad. How about he just comes with us?"
Dad sighed. "Okay, I guess." Just before turning around and leading us to the car, he asked, "I'm gonna regret this, aren't I?"
I smiled. "You'll never know until we get to the precinct."
***
Frank and I followed my dad into his office just off of the main detectives' office. My dad was a lieutenant, so he got his own office, though he kept it near the detectives' office, because that's where he did his best work. Thankfully, Dad had a mini-refrigerator, so the thirst I'd worked up kicking the crap out of those Upscales was quenched as soon as we got in the room. There was a stack of folders as long as my arm sitting on my dad's desk. There were more missing persons than I realized.
"All those people are missing?" Frank asked.
"Yeah," Dad answered, rolling up his sleeves and sitting down behind his desk. About five seconds later, one of the other detectives walked in and dumped another stack of folders on his desk. "And that's a lot more." He picked up the top one. "Francine Holden." He looked over at Frank. "Your sister?"
Frank looked nervous. "No, actually, me."
Dad raised an eyebrow, then lowered it. "Oh, yeah, Charlie told me you'd been a girl." He looked over at me. "Speaking of my lovely young daughter, are you gonna keep going by 'Charlie'?"
"It's a girl's name," I said, defending my name.
"I guess." He sighed. "Hard to believe this many people have gone missing just since this morning. What the hell happened to you two, anyway?"
I sighed. "It's a long story, Dad."
"Well, out with it. If you don't tell me, that's technically impeding an investigation."
I pulled a chair up beside Dad and told him the whole story.
***
ACROSS THE CITY:
A man wearing a dark cloak stood upon the roof of a two story building. He walked around the roof, the metal braces on his legs making clanking sounds, loud enough to have been heard inside the building, if there was anyone living inside. As dusk turned to night, he looked up and saw only what he could see, an aurora of such brilliant colors that the fact that it was his alone was almost a crime unto itself.
He spun around and made his way to the door and down the stairs, back into his laboratory. He pressed two buttons on his keyboard and the aurora appeared on the monitor, and he began recording it. He also clicked on a small audio recorder.
Day seventeen, August twenty-third, twenty fourteen. Approximately two hundred seventy-three subjects have been infected. The aurora's strength was not as great as I thought it would be, but the effect was just as intense as the one recorded in nineteen oh eight, above Tunguska. Of the two hundred seventy-three, approximately sixty-eight of them will become more than human, but thirty-seven of those will die within the week. The remaining thirty-one will be exterminated once their diseases are diagnosed. Everything is going according to plan."
He shut off the recorder and slipped it into his desk. He smiled, a thin, hope-stealing smile, and shut off his computers as well. 31 people with above human abilities. Once he found them, he would eliminate them, just as he had for centuries.
***
At around midnight, I woke up to find one of my dad's coats draped across me. I don't even know when I fell asleep, but I wasn't the only one, either. Frank and Dad were both asleep, too, only Frank was sleeping on the floor and Dad was drooling on his desk. The detectives were all busily scurrying around the detectives' office, phones were ringing, people were yelling, it's freaking amazing I was able to get to sleep with all that going on.
I went to get up and the chair I was sitting in moved. I stopped for a second, looked around, and then tried to move again. Again, the chair came with me. I looked down at my hands on the arms of the chair and saw some webbing between my wrist and the chair. Oh, great, I could spin webs. I really was Spider-Man. I yanked my arms up and broke the webs, then cleared them off of the chair before anybody saw them. Just one more thing to file away on the What Super Powers Do I Have? list.
I slipped out of my dad's office and walked down the hallway to the restrooms. My mind must have been preoccupied with something else, because I nearly walked into the Men's Room, which I would never use again, unless something just as weird and magical happened to change me back. Fixing my mistake, I slipped into the Ladies' Room and sat down in an empty stall. That right there would be something to file in the New Female Experiences list.
I was actually feeling a lot weirder now than I was before. When I woke up from my second faint, nothing really seemed off to me, and I was almost kind of numb to my new body parts. The only thing I could use to explain it was that weird pink mist that filled my room that (I assume) changed me in the first place. Could it have made me indifferent to what it was I'd become? Was that what that weird woman standing over me wanted, since my 'form was wrong'? Ever since I met Frank, I've felt very detached from my situation, despite the fact that I'm gonna need to re-register at school, completely ignore all my friends, spend a lot of money on new clothes, etc, etc...
As I finished up on the toilet, I walked to the sink. My hands started to shake, and I was pretty sure I knew exactly why. This was my first real time alone, to think about what it was that had happened to me. I would never be the old me again, probably, and I didn't even know who the new me really was. Cop's daughter? Yeah, I guess. But what did that really mean? Any guy rapes me, my dad'll just toss his badge in the trash and shoot the guy on sight, probably. Potential super hero? The only one of my new abilities that I actually had a handle on was my spider-sense, and that's only because I read comic books. Now that I thought about it, could I even get raped? That spider-sense warns me of danger, would it help me avoid potential sexual abusers?
"You look tired, kid," a voice behind me said. I jumped. Thanks a lot, spider-sense. I turned around saw a woman in a simple white blouse and tan slacks standing behind me. She'd obviously come from one of the other stalls in the restroom, since nobody had come in through the door. "Hey, don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt ya."
I sighed. "No, you just surprised me, is all. Sorry."
She looked me over, and I realized right then that I recognized her. Detective Holly Montoya, my dad's former partner. Mom always thought Dad was cheating on her with Detective Montoya, but he always said it wasn't true. She was a very attractive lady, that much was for sure. If, and I stress that, Dad was cheating on Mom with her, I could kind of understand why. Mom wasn't unattractive, though.
"You look familiar, honey, what's your name?"
"Charlie Harkins."
"Harkins? Lieutenant Harkins' kid? I seem to remember you being a boy, sweetie."
I chuckled nervously. "Uh... yeah... there's a funny story about that."
She patted me on the head. "Yeah, I'm sure there is. I met you once, and you're pretty obviously a tomboy. I just guessed wrong, is all. Not something to brag about in my line of work, but it happens sometimes."
"Yeah," I almost whispered, rubbing my left arm.
Following Detective Montoya, I returned to my dad's office, where I found he'd woken up. He was busily shuffling through a lot of papers when we walked in. It appeared as though more had been stacked onto his desk. "Hey, Holly, you noticing any pattern between these people? They just seem to be random." He flipped through a couple more papers. "A gym owner over on Jefferson Avenue, a mother of three on Bonham, a school teacher from Harker." He looked up from his papers. "What's the connection?"
She shrugged. "Cappy was hoping you could figure that out, LT."
He sighed. "Maybe, next week, when we catch the guy who did this and I ask him."
I wanted to speak up. Dad knew what Frank and I had told him, which I assume he believed since it's not every day that your son wakes up and turns into your daughter before your eyes. Dad probably wanted to tell the rest of the detectives that he knew what was probably going on, too, but it would be too crazy to believe. I kept my mouth shut, and so did he. Frank was still sleeping on the floor, so he had nothing to say either way.
When Detective Montoya left the room, I shut the door and asked my dad, "So, what do you think? Probably the same thing that happened to Frank and me?"
Dad sighed. "I don't know, kiddo. It's not hard to believe this is all connected, though. After all, I doubt those weird things that changed you guys were gonna stop at two teenagers." He sat back in his chair. "So, he can jump real high," he pointed at Frank, "what can you do?"
"If I just said I'm Spider-Man, would that explain it?"
He stared at me for a few seconds. "Spider-Man didn't have boobs, kiddo."
I glared. "I know that. I didn't, until this morning."
"So, what does that make me? Uncle Ben and Denis Leary?"
I raised an eyebrow. "Wait, you remember Uncle Ben but not Captain Stacy, even though he was a cop, just like you?"
He shrugged. "I remember Uncle Ben because of the food with that guy who looks a lot like a black Orville Redenbacher. I only saw the movie once, Charlie, with you." He added, "I could have just said Martin Sheen."
"Anyway, yeah, I guess that does kind of make you Uncle Ben and Captain Stacy, but hopefully without the dying part."
"I would hope so as well."
I sat back down in a chair. "The only thing I can't figure out is why I was chosen."
Dad leaned forward. "Sweetie, back before you were born, I was a regular old beat cop. I just drove around in my squad car with my partner, and all we ever did was take in punks like the Upscales and the Delancy Street Gang. Then, one day, out of the ever-lovin' blue, we came across this average, every-day-type thug, wearin' a dead guy's watch. Turned out, he'd stolen it off a stiff who's case the Homicide guys were working earlier that week. He'd seen the whole murder, and knew the murderer personally. That's the case that bumped me up to detective. It wasn't some thing that happened gradually, it just came, and I was just in that place at that time, I'm not even gonna call it the right place, just that place." He leaned back again. "That's what happened with you, with Frankie down there on the floor, and probably with all these missing people that probably aren't really missing, if we've got two people who swapped gender this morning." He looked out the window. "And they've probably got super powers, too."
I sat there and thought about that. He was probably right, too. I guess it really didn't matter, yet, why I was chosen, just that I was. Wow, Dad, great work. You just became my super hero motivation, and you didn't have to die!
But with that stack of folders on his desk, that had to mean at least five hundred others were chosen as well. And that's just here in East City, no telling how many in other places, too. Things were gonna get a lot weirder, to say the least.
***
ELSEWHERE, IN EAST CITY:
His name had been Bernard Winchester. Had been because he was no longer a he. He looked at himself over and over again in the mirror and found it hard to believe that the picture of womanly beauty he was staring at was truly him. From the tips of her toes to the follicles of blonde hair on her head, that gorgeous woman was Bernard Winchester.
Not to mention the angel wings on her back.
Bernard's wife, Gloria, was still in shock. There was no way that woman could truly be her husband, even though she'd seen his transformation with her own eyes. Bernard's body was every definition an angel's, perfectly sculpted as if someone found a statue and brought it to life. His wings fluttered just a bit, probably thanks to his own shock at his situation.
"Bernie?" she said, walking close to her newly-shaped husband. He brought his hands to his perfect face and began to cry. The tears glittered, just as Gloria assumed an angel's tears would. "Bernie, please, talk to me."
He fell to his knees, his breasts bouncing with him. "Why did this happen?!" he cried. Gloria put her arms around him, a little awkwardly thanks to his large breasts. "Why did this happen to me?!"
Gloria wept along with him. "You heard the creature, dear, you were chosen." She didn't understand where the words were coming from, she just said them. "Whatever the reason, this had to happen to you, and no one else."
Bernard heard the soothing words of his wife and attempted to stop his crying, but it was difficult. Everything he had once been was lost, never to be regained again.
***
THE NEXT DAY:
Frank hated his sister, in more ways than one. Back when he was Francine, Amelia would tease him for anything, from boyfriends to clothing choices. Now that they were newly brother and sister, Amelia was teasing him for having become male. It wasn't his fault, and he hadn't asked for it, but he wasn't going to just cower in a corner, cross-dress and get a sex change to please her.
He heard a knock on his door. "Go away, Amy!" he shouted, assuming his sister would finally take the hint. The knocking happened yet again. "I mean it, sis, go get laid, or something!" Yet another knock, and this time, he was pissed. He walked over to his door, yanked it open, and there stood a smiling Charlie, dressed a little more appropriately for her new gender, and carrying a large plastic bag. "Charlie? What are you doing here?"
"I had my dad find your address, then I made a quick stop, then I swung over here." She walked inside his room and shut the door. "And I literally mean swung, you'll never believe how fun it is to web swing across this city. And it's really fast, too."
He looked her over. She was wearing a simple pair of jeans, a tank top and a hoodie, not unlike the day before when he met her, only this time, the jeans were lower cut and the tank top was quite a bit snug around her chest (and showing off some decent cleavage, too). The hoodie was exactly the same. "You look a little bit girlier than yesterday."
She shrugged. "I couldn't help it. My mom wouldn't let me get anything more unisex than this. You think I'd pick a top showing this much cleavage if I was in charge of my clothes?"
He chuckled. "No, not really. I'd make it easier on you and give you my stuff, but you're a little smaller than I was in every department except the boobs, where you're a bit bigger." He pointed at the bags she was holding. "So, what you got there?"
She smiled again. "You wanna be a super hero now, right?"
"Well, we've got the powers, might as well put 'em to good use."
"And there's one thing that every super hero needs to do his - or her - job, right?"
"You don't mean..."
She cut him off. "Yep. Costumes!"
***
ACROSS THE CITY:
The man in the cloak checked to make sure the straps were good and tight on the operating table. The man strapped to it was naked, struggling to get out of the restraints. "You'll never get out," he said to the man, "those restraints have held thousands of your kind over thousands of years, and will continue to do so long after you've been dealt with."
The restrained man spat at him, "What the hell do you think you're doing?! I'm an FBI agent, dumbass!"
The man held up the file folder. "Yes, agent Renee Weisinger, born the third of six daughters to Harold and Mary Weisinger, October sixteenth, nineteen seventy-three." He looked down at the naked man. "And just like all the rest over the years, your form was incorrect when you were chosen."
"How do you know about that?"
He chuckled. "I told you, I've hunted thousands of you. I've killed thousands of you." He clapped his hands. "Lucky for you, I'm not killing you. You'll be my first experiment, this season."
Weisinger's eyes widened. "What are you going to do?"
"You'll see. Now, tell me, just what is your special ability?" He then shook his head. "Never mind, don't tell me. I'll find out for myself once I've frayed the layers from your mind." The man picked up the rotary saw from his equipment table and held it to Weisinger's head. The poor man's screaming was so exquisite, it made the man in the cloak burst into laughter.
***
THE DAILY NEWS BRIGADE:
Anna Adamsen chucked another breath mint into her mouth and went back to typing up her story. Over six hundred people of all ages - well, between thirteen and thirty-six - missing in the course of a day was pretty big news. She was going to finish what she'd done so far, then go try and snaggle an interview with that hero cop, Lieutenant Harper, or whatever the hell his name was.
Nothing has been reveallled so far about the manner in which the six hundred and thirty-three people disappearred, she wrote, but the simple fact that it happened cannot be overluked.
"There's only one 'r' in disappeared. Only one 'l' in revealed, and two 'o's in overlooked," a voice behind her said. She spun around in her chair and saw a particularly handsome looking man wearing glasses standing there, his blue suit jacket slung over his arm and a dorky looking hat on his head. He was smiling. "How'd you ever win a Pulitzer with mistakes like that?"
She stood up and crossed her arms over her chest. "It's called spell check, and it's every writer's best friend. Who are you?"
He held out his hand. "Keith Cabot. You're Anna Adamsen, star writer, right?"
She pushed his hand away. "Matter of fact, I am. What are you doing here?"
"I'm new. Applied for the job yesterday morning, got hired today."
She felt her brow crease. "I seem to remember a pretty brunette girl applying yesterday."
He smiled. "Yeah, I saw her, too. Asked her out, but she refused to give me her phone number."
She waved her hand. "Don't expect to get mine, buster, I don't date co-workers."
As she turned around and walked over to the coffee maker on the opposite side of the writer's room, Keith whispered to himself, "Wasn't planning on it."
***
"Yup," I said, holding the bag in front of me in an embarrassingly feminine way, "costumes!"
Frank hit himself in the face with his palm. "You went out and bought costumes? Isn't it some super hero rite of passage to make 'em up yourself?"
I hugged the bag close to my chest. "Well, yeah, once you go out and screw up some, first."
"Oh, so we have to screw up first? Are you even listening to yourself? You sound like a traditionalist nerd, trying to go through every little super hero cliche in the book."
I made a face, I assume. "Hey! Every super hero does it! Watch the movies, they're all the damn same!" I set the bag to my side. "Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, The Hulk, Iron Man, Aquaman..."
Frank cut me off. "Who?"
"Aquaman? Arthur Curry? King of Atlantis? Wears orange and green?"
"Nope, still nothing."
"Can talk to fish."
"Oh! That guy! Doesn't do much, since he can't help out of the water?"
"Hey! There's plenty of stuff to do in the water!"
"So, what's his story, anyway? He was on that Superman show a few years ago, but other than that, he hasn't been in anything else."
I felt like I was boiling. Bet there was probably steam coming out of my ears like on an old cartoon, too. "He's done lots of stuff!"
He grabbed me by the shoulders and said, "Calm down, Charlie, calm down," though a lot of chuckling. "So, you bought the costumes. I imagine, since you don't seem to have a whole lot of imagination, you got yourself a Spider-Man costume."
"Whaddya mean, no imagination?!"
"Am I wrong, or is it a Spider-Man costume?"
I lowered my head. "It's a Spider-Man costume."
"So, what's mine?"
I looked back up. "I couldn't find anything that looked like it would work for a jumping guy, so I grabbed you a Wolverine costume."
"Wolverine? I don't have claws!"
"I know, but it was the only thing I could think of at the time that didn't look hero-specific."
"So, Superman wouldn't have worked?"
"No!" Again, I wanted to smack myself on the forehead for acting far more feminine than I wanted to. This whole female thing was getting to me far faster than I wanted it to, and I'm sure it had something to do with that pink mist that made me numb to my change in the first place. Actually, Frank seemed to be taking to his new form pretty well, too. Maybe those beings that changed us decided that dealing with super powers and our new 'roles' in life were enough to deal with, the fact that we were switching genders should be as easy a transition as possible. "Look, I bought you the Wolverine costume and that's what you're gonna wear!" Again, far too feminine. Good job, Charlie, you're a real girl, now.
Frank, of course, was enjoying himself in making fun of me. "Okay, okay, since the pretty white girl I just met yesterday bought it for me, I'll wear it."
I folded my arms under my breasts and muttered, "You bet I'm pretty," under my breath. His treating me like a girl wasn't helping the fact that I was trying not to be a girl.
***
Anna was quite happy to ditch the new guy, even though Barry had told her to bring him along. She didn't like sharing bylines, and keeping him back at the office while she ran off to interview Lieutenant Harkins (that was his name!) would be a refreshing way to ignore him for the rest of the day.
At least, until she walked down the hallway to the lieutenant's office and heard Cabot's voice. How did that skunk-head get here before I did? Unless he can jump down fifty floors of stairs, I should have been in the parking lot before he could even have gotten the elevator back up. She didn't ponder it for long, she just walked into the lieutenant's office and saw Cabot sitting across a very messy desk from the hero cop.
"Now, you say that none of these missing people have turned up, yet?" Cabot asked.
"That's usually how it works. It's when they don't turn up in forty-eight hours that we start to get worried. The only problem this time is that we have no solid leads on where they might be, just reports of family members having disappeared during the night, some of them also involving burglars appearing in the homes of the missing people."
"Burglars, you say?" Anna said, surprising Cabot. "My father always told me to lock the doors and keep a loaded forty-five under your pillow. Daddy was in the Air Force."
"As long as you have the permits, I guess that'd be a pretty good way to stave off burglary," Harkins said. "I know you, don't I? Yeah, Adamsen, the reporter. I thought you said you'd be here as soon as possible, you didn't say your partner would be here first."
"I didn't know." She turned to Cabot. "How did you get here first, anyway?"
He smiled. "Oh, I just flew."
***
I couldn't help but feel like crap wearing a generic, off-the-shelf, Halloween Spider-Man costume. I looked ridiculous. I had to tear a hole in the back to stick my hair through, which was already a problem, then there was the fact that despite being made for teenage girls about my size, the curse of my mom's family's history of large breasts reared its ugly head and I had to tear open the chest of my costume to make some room for my breasts.
Yeah, I looked like the over-sexualized, extremely obvious that I'm female, female version of Spider-Man. And all the while, Frank looked very at home in his Wolverine outfit.
"Oh, c'mon, you don't look that bad, Charlie," he said, laughing all the way.
"You don't have to lie, Frank, I look like Spider-Hooker more than I do Spider-Girl."
"Please, for the love of God, tell me you're not going with Spider-Girl. I'm pretty sure Marvel can sue you for copyright infringement."
Thank the mask for hiding my extremely red face. "I couldn't think of anything better!"
And thanks go to Frank for making me feel even more embarrassed by laughing his ass off at me. Lucky me, I figured out how to make my webbing earlier this morning, so I webbed his mouth closed. He tugged at the webbing on his mouth and glared at me. "That wasn't very funny," he said.
"Neither was laughing at me," I sassed back at him. Hands on my hips, standing like I was some mega-important badass babe, I was, yet again, showing off just how feminine I'd become in twenty-four hours. I could tell he was enjoying just how much I was embarrassing myself. "Okay, let's get going." I walked over to his window. "Wow, you have no neighbors with windows that look out this way."
"It's how my sister and I always got our boyfriends in here without our parents knowing."
I narrowed my eyes at him. "Lucky me I know you used to be a girl, otherwise that would have sounded so awkward." I opened the window and stepped out onto the fire escape. "Okay, let's do this."
Frank asked, "You sure you can stick to walls, too?"
"Yeah, I spent the morning practicing all the stuff I can do. My mom was pretty pissed about it, too, but I weaseled my way out of a grounding by cleaning the apartment and feeding my baby brother."
"You have a baby brother?"
"Yeah. I'm not an only child."
"Wait, feed? Did you breast-feed your baby brother?"
"Ugh, no! God, you're gross!" I used that as my excuse to get a head start on him. I did a short hop onto the fire escape railing, and then onto the wall. It's an odd sensation, having tiny little things on your fingers, your palm, your toes and your feet that allow you to feel the fact that it's your skin sticking you to that wall. I could feel every pull as I scaled the wall up to the roof, where Frank was meeting me. I got up there first, but, then again, I only had a wall to scale, not six flights of stairs.
When Frank got upstairs, he was out of breath. Against my better judgment, I giggled. He just scowled at me. I jumped over to the next rooftop, and then Frank followed me. He wasn't out of breath anymore. We continued this for about six more roofs, some taller than others. I practiced some more of my web swinging, at one point landing on top of Frank as he made a particularly tough jump, but he still did just fine. Our first time really practicing our abilities, and we were already getting good at it.
I used to laugh at the fact that in most comic books, the characters only spent one or two pages learning about their powers and getting used to them. In reality, it pretty much worked out that same way. By the time we got to 22nd and Abel, I was actually pretty proficient at wall crawling and web swinging. Bet I could have rivaled the real Spider-Man, if he was real.
***
Lieutenant Harkins took a bite out of his mushroom and swiss and wanted nothing more than to understand what the hell the connection was between all the Chosen, as he'd taken to calling them. Six hundred of them, and none of them even seemed to have anything in common. The only two he could even find half a thread between was Charlie and Frank, and that's only because they were of similar age and went to the same high school. Many of the others their age went to different schools around the city, and none of the ones older than them even seemed to work in the same office buildings.
He took another bite out of his sandwich and almost dropped it when the radio crackled to life. "Go for nineteen-kane-thirty-nine."
"LT, we've got some weird reports of people in funky costumes jumping around on rooftops. Plus, there's a police standoff with some Upscales over at the Bank of America on seventy-third."
Harkins shoved another bite of sandwich in his mouth, then answered the call. "Got it, I'm heading for the bank." He set the files and the sandwich down on the passenger's seat and started the engine, then flipped on his siren and lights. "Time to earn that paycheck."
***
I almost stopped mid-jump, but, luckily, I was already over the building, and I still landed on my feet. My spider-sense was, wait for it, tingling! "Hey, Frankie, you wanna be a hero? I feel something."
He smiled. "Yep. You know where?"
I pointed west. "Feels like it's coming from that direction."
"Let's get going, maybe we can make a name for ourselves. And then we make real costumes."
"I spent fifty bucks on these!"
***
Anna offered to drive, if Keith agreed to pay for lunch. While she waited for him to get some sandwiches from the nearest Quiznos, her phone went off. It was the Brigade. "Yeah, chief?"
"Anna, where the hell are you? There's a robbery-turned-shootout over on seventy-third!"
She looked to see if Keith was done getting the sandwiches, but he wasn't. "Yeah, chief, I've got it. Tell Cabot where I'm going, I'm gonna havta leave him at Quiznos or else I'll miss this scoop!" She hung up, started the car, and sped off down the wrong side of the road to get to 73rd as soon as possible.
When Keith walked back out to the car and found it gone, he merely sighed. "That's just great." He set the bag down on the picnic table and was about to eat until he heard all the sirens in the distance. A distance further out than anyone else would be able to hear. He ducked down the nearest alley and started pulling his clothes off. He scrambled the day before to stitch together a costume, but he thought he managed very well. Too bad for him, Superman was already taken, so instead, he went with what the odd creature had called him, Guardian.
The Guardian flew upward, into the sky, and people around looked up and marveled at the sight of a man in blue and gold tights and gold cape hovering in the air.
***
I landed on the outer wall of the bank and just sat there for a while. I shot a webline at the nearest crook's gun and pulled it up and away from him. "Didn't your mother ever teach you manners? It's not exactly polite to shoot at people, y'know."
A couple of the other crooks stopped shooting. "What the hell is this?! Is the circus in town?"
"Ugh! Why is that every two-bit robber's first line?" I webbed him in the face. "Can't you see I'm trying to be witty and crime-fighty here?"
Frank landed next to the one who's mouth I webbed up, then kicked him in the gut, sending him directly into the wall just behind the cops on the other side of the street. "Didn't you hear the girl? She's trying to be funny!"
I yanked a few more guns away from the robbers, all the while Frank knocked them out. Eventually, the gunshots died down, the cops stopped shooting. We were heroes!
At least until my dad showed up.
He pulled out a megaphone. "You, in the Spider-Man suit! Get down off the wall!"
***
And get the hell back home, because if your mother sees this on the news, she's gonna go nuts! Harkins wanted to say, but he didn't. Obviously, Charlie wanted to add hero duty to her teenaged, super-powered life. He'd have a very stern talk with her later, and then commend her for taking down a bunch of crooks who'd had his very police force pinned down for half an hour. He couldn't see Frank, but he assumed he was there as well.
Charlie hopped down from the wall and walked around the toasted cars that the Upscales had been using as cover from the bullets. He wondered how those cars had bitten it, considering the seven or eight crooks Charlie and her new boyfriend (he'd tease her about that later, too) had taken out just seemed to have handguns. Nothing big enough to blow holes like that in cars.
And the exploding squad car beside him was how he got his answer. He ducked out of the way just in time to avoid Ford debris hitting him in the face.
***
Anna pulled up to the shoot-out just in time to see Lieutenant Harkins jump out of the way of the exploding car. The girl in the Spider-Boy outfit hopped up onto the wall of the bank behind her, just as one of the cars on her side of the street exploded too. Anna ducked out of her car just before it, too, exploded. She caught a piece of the shifter in her leg, but that was about it.
The source of the explosions seemed to come from a purple-haired woman standing on the roof of the bank, looking down at the street below. She jumped, landing in a crater that she seemed to create herself. "Cops and stupid kids in costumes?" the woman said, then laughed. "I guess East City's turning into a den of freaks!" She held out her hand toward one of the squad cars and it exploded, taking out at least a couple of cops with it. "This is gonna be fun after all!"
Anna saw that the woman looked like she was going to destroy another car when, suddenly, a circle of fire appeared around her. She looked just as surprised as everyone else on the scene. That was when He appeared.
***
The Guardian used his heat vision to burn a circle around the purple-haired woman. He saw a girl in a Spider-Man outfit and a boy in black leather across the street from the police. He didn't know if they had anything to do with the robbery, but they didn't seem to be with the purple-haired woman. Guardian landed on the ground in front of Purple Hair.
"Robbing a bank isn't any way to get ahead in life, ma'am," he said, walking toward her. "Stop this, and maybe you'll get off easy."
"You think those pitiful jails can hold me? Bet they'd like to get their hands on you, too, Superman." She spat at his chest symbol.
"That's Guardian, ma'am. I'd prefer it if you didn't spit on me, as well. Now, what's your name?"
She smiled. "You can call me Quake, since we're going with stupid super hero names."
"I don't think you'd qualify as a hero."
"That's safe to say," the girl in the Spider-Man costume said.
"Shut up, powderpuff!" Quake shouted. "So, Mr. Guardian, you gonna take me in now?" she asked, seductively.
***
Powderpuff? Un-uh! I shot a webline at her and pulled her away from that Guardian guy, and she responded simply by taking out a chunk of the wall above me. I jumped out of the way and landed on one of the cop cars across the street. Dad grabbed at my leg and whispered, "Charlotte Elaine Harkins, get your ass home and away from here!"
"Wait, when did you get my name changed? Elaine, seriously? No!"
"Charlie, go home!"
"Dad, I'm doing just fine, I can handle a bitch who makes cars go boom."
I said that, and then the Guardian pushed me and Dad just out of the way before the car I was perched upon exploded underneath me. Thank you for not tingling, spider-sense! Oh, wait, it might have, had I actually been paying attention to it.
I thank Guardian for knocking Dad and me out of earshot, because his first words to us were, "Lieutenant Harkins, please take your daughter and get out of here. Your men are already pulling out. I'll take care of Quake." And then, he was gone.
"Let's listen to the superman, okay, sweetie? You're lucky the building's bank of washing machines are out of order and your mother keeps the laundry in my trunk. It's all boy clothing, but at least it's not that stupid costume."
I sighed and said, "Yes, daddy."
***
Guardian rushed at Quake and grabbed her by the neck. It took her less than ten seconds to lose consciousness, and then he dumped her on the hood of one of the remaining squad cars. "Take her and keep her hands contained. If she's not at least six feet away from what she wants to destroy, her powers don't work, and she can't blow it up if she can't point," he explained to the few remaining officers standing there, all wide-eyed at the super hero floating above them. He turned and flew away from the scene, back to the alley beside the Quiznos that Anna had left him at. Hopefully, nobody had taken them yet.
***
ACROSS THE CITY:
The man in the cloak sighed as he watched the news broadcast on the bank robbery. Four of them. Four Chosen who had all become capable of using their advantages, in so short a time. He sighed. It would be hard to get to these four, now that they had experience with their advantages. But still, he enjoyed the challenge. And it would be a challenge.
He turned to Weisinger, who stood off to the side. His formerly blue eyes had gone opaque, as if his mind were empty, which was, of course, true. The man smiled. "We'll have so much fun, won't we, my Avenger?"
Avenger answered, his voice as blank as his eyes, "Of course, my Master."
The man's smile only widened.
***
I stood in the living room, rubbing at my left arm, which hurt a little after Guardian grabbed me, and just took it. Even Dad looked uncomfortable, like he wanted to leave the room as quickly as possible. I couldn't blame him, I wanted to, too.
"And so, I ask you again, Charlotte, what the hell were you doing out there in the middle of a firefight?! What possessed you to put on a silly costume and go hunting trouble?! You could have been hurt! You could have been killed! It's pure luck that you weren't!" Mom turned to Dad. "And you! She's fifteen years old, and you just let her go out and nearly kill herself chasing down bad guys? She could have died out there!"
Dad held up his hands in defense. "Whoa, wait a minute, what did I have to do with this? She and Frank took down those Upscales thugs before I even got there!"
"All but the one with the super powers who nearly killed her!"
"Nobody saw her! Everybody we talked to on the street said they thought the Upscales used bombs on the cars as a diversion to get as many people out of the bank!"
"And that Guardian person, you let him just attack our daughter?"
"Actually, Mom," I piped in, "he was saving me from the car I was sitting on exploding. He saved Dad, too."
"You stay out of this, young lady, you're already in enough trouble as it is!"
"Mom, I don't regret what I did, and like Dad said, Frank and I took those guys out before the cops did."
"And then their leader nearly killed you!"
"I have a spider-sense, I knew when the danger was going to hit, and I ducked out of the way just in time."
She wagged her index finger at me. "No, no, no, don't you bring up that comic book stuff to me! You could have died, and it was a stupid thing to do!"
I folded my arms under my breasts. "Okay, I get it, I'm an idiot, can I just be grounded and go to my room, now?"
"Oh, you mean where you can sneak out the window and go do this all again? No! First, your father's going to nail that window shut. After that, whatever time you're not accounted for in your room, or at school, you're going to be everywhere I go with me, or at the precinct with your father."
"And just how am I gonna go to school, Mom? 'Oh, hi, I'm Charlie Harkins, no, not that Charlie Harkins, even though we share the same mom, dad, baby brother, apartment, initials, DNA'! How am I gonna go to school, Mom?"
She turned to Dad. "Henry, go nail down her window. Charlotte, you sit in that chair, and I don't want to hear another word from you until I say so!" Chris, my baby brother, started crying from my parents bedroom. "Good work, everybody, Christopher's awake and crying!"
Dad got up from his chair, squeezed my shoulder as he passed me, and then grabbed his toolbox and walked into my room. I sat down in his chair after that. Mom was pissed at me, obviously. It didn't matter, I was pissed at her for being pissed at me and for being pissed at Dad. Generally, the feeling between the two women in the family was that both of us were extremely pissed off at one another, and Dad and Chris were caught in the middle.
The day couldn't get any worse.
***
THE DAILY NEWS BRIGADE:
Keith listened to the stories Anna was telling about the Guardian, inwardly smiling. He hadn't expected his little scheme to work. People suddenly develop super powers and the new guy at the news desk wasn't initially suspected of being the Superman rip-off? Enough people knew the story of Superman for this to be as obvious as white on black.
Still and all, it helped that immediately after he'd been changed, he applied as Keith Cabot, and no one made the connection between him and Kathy Cabot, the pretty brunette that had applied just a few hours earlier. He was a little surprised, considering Keith Cabot had little background information on his resume that would actually check out. Clearly, the Daily News Brigade didn't check their references when they hired.
Anna walked over to his desk and set down her story. "Check it over for me, will ya, Keith? I might have stumped my spell check a couple of times."
He flipped through it, noticing more errors than should have been present if she'd actually used spell check. "Yeah, I'll do that, Anna."
She leaned over his computer monitor. "Say, why didn't you show up at the bank while Guardian was taking care of that Quack chick, anyway?"
"You left me five miles back without a car. By the time I flagged a taxi, I'd have been late anyway, so I just waited and ate my sandwich."
"Yeah, well, you missed one helluva show, Keith. Bet you would have loved it."
Yeah, he thought, I bet I would have.
***
I laid on my bed and just watched TV for a while until Dad walked into the room. He shut the door and sat down on the beanbag chair beside my bed. "Just so you know, those nails in that window are pretty loose," he said.
I looked over at him. "How come?"
He shrugged. "Because, I believe in what you wanna do." He leaned back in the chair. "I'm not saying I want my teenage daughter running around on rooftops beatin' the crap out of everybody that looks at her wrong, but there are some people who are just plain bad that we cops can't go after. Now, you and your boyfriend saved a lot of good cops today, though a couple of them did buy it later."
"Sorry."
"Not your fault, kiddo. You couldn't have saved them from an exploding car they were trying to escape in, no matter how hard you tried. That's something you're gonna have to live with. It's not easy, believe me. But what you did, jumping in there..."
I cut him off. "Swinging in there," I corrected him.
"Swinging in there, and takin' those guys down from behind their cover so that you could save those cops, that took guts, guts that I don't know if I'd have had at your age. You did good, even if everything went sour at the end."
I sat up and moved closer to the edge of my bed. "Thanks, Dad." I scratched the back of my head for a few nervous seconds, then asked, "Hey, Dad, did you think my costume was ridiculous?"
He sighed. "In a word: hell yes, sweetie. Not only was it ridiculous, I'm suggesting you take home ec classes at school. Sew your own costume, one that doesn't look like one of Spider-Man's bastardized rejects."
I made a noise that I can't quite describe, which made Dad chuckle. He ruffled my hair and left my bedroom. I immediately walked over to my window and checked. All three nails were loose. I smiled. Thank you lots, Dad.
***
ELSEWHERE IN EAST CITY:
Bernard sat huddled in a corner and cried. Cried his eyes out. He couldn't begin to think of himself as female, yet, despite the obvious. He had pulled on a pair of his wife's pants, with her help, and wore a backless halter top to cover his chest. He didn't like the feel of the fabric against his new breasts, it made him think about them, and he just wanted to ignore them. He wanted them gone. He didn't want this burden of being the Angel. He just continued to cry.
Gloria, for her part, hated seeing her husband the way he was. She knelt down in front of him and leaned forward, her face close to his. He looked up, his eyes almost a solid red thanks to all his tears. She leaned further forward and brought her lips to his. It was a first for her, kissing another woman. His lips were soft, softer than they had ever been when he was a man. She brought one hand to his face and rubbed at his cheek while they kissed, determined to make him feel as though nothing important had changed.
When she broke off the kiss, she looked upon a happier woman, a smiling woman. Gloria spoke, her voice soft, "It doesn't matter to me whether you're the man I married or the angel in front of me, you're still the person I love, and I'll always love you." She began to cry, herself. "For whatever reason, you were chosen. That means you have a higher calling than simply being Bernard Winchester, and it's your responsibility to live up to that calling." She closed her eyes. "You've always been an angel to me, now you need to be one for everyone else, as well."
She stood up, as did the woman in front of her. "Thank you, Gloria."
She smiled back at the Angel. "Go now, help others. They need an Angel."
Angel nodded, then walked out onto the balcony of their home. With the power of her wings, she lifted off, into the sky, and then out, toward the center of the city. Gloria simply sat there on her bed, crying tears of joy. Little did either of them know, but it was Angel's power that brought about acceptance in them both, first in Gloria, and then in Angel herself, after Gloria spoke her encouraging words. That was why Angel accepted her fate as she did, and why Gloria accepted a life without her husband.
Secret Origins, Part Two
Frank hadn't escaped punishment of his own, once he got home. His father attempted to calm his mother down, but it was no use, she was too angry at their son for his actions. During the argument, he grabbed his mother's sewing kit and quietly escaped to his bedroom. There, he took the silly Wolverine costume that Charlie had bought for him, and turned it into Seeker's costume.
Seeker, it wasn't the name he'd have chosen, had he gotten to choose his name, but when that woman stood over him and changed him from Francine into Frank, she told him that his new name would be Seeker. He assumed it had something to do with his ability to sense footsteps through the ground, though he couldn't figure out a way that jumping really high could be involved. Maybe just the fact that he could jump high meant he could seek out targets quicker, he didn't know.
His modifications to the costume involved mostly just cutting the sleeves off and making the arm holes look like arm holes instead of torn sleeves, and his last change was taking off the X-Men logo, so that nobody sued him for using their property. He did think it was funny that he nearly got his ass kicked by some girl who could make things explode with her hands, and he was worried about getting sued.
His phone rang. He reached into the one last thing he still had that reminded him of his former female existence: his purse. He laughed to himself, then pulled out his phone and dropped the purse on his bed. He didn't recognize the number, but he answered it anyway. "Hello?"
Not exactly surprisingly, it was Charlie's voice on the other end. "Bet you didn't know that being a cop's daughter means I can find any phone number I want."
He smiled. "No, I didn't know that. So you went looking for mine?"
"No, my dad went looking for your number. He just gave it to me." It sounded like she took a sip of something. "So, did your parents grill you, too?"
"Yeah. Mostly just my mom, but my dad got a few licks in, too. How about you?"
"Just my mom. My dad was on our side, hilariously enough. You'd think a cop - the chief of detectives, no less - would be a little more adverse to the idea of costumed idiots running around and beating people up."
"So, you grounded, or anything? Jury's still out for me."
"Pretty much. I'm supposed to be either with my mom, or with my dad, but my mom gave me a little leeway."
"What's that?"
"Tomorrow, after school, I have to go out and find a job."
Frank sighed. "You're headin' out to the Brigade to get a job as a photographer, aren't you?"
He could practically hear her scowl. "Hey! I liked taking pictures before I was the female Peter Parker, I'll have you know!"
***
This was it, moment of truth, time for everything I've done in the last two days to be insignificant. This was it. I slung my backpack over my shoulder and walked into school. It was an odd experience, after being gone for two days. Nobody looked at me and said 'Hey! Charlie's a girl!' or anything like that. Nobody actually even seemed to notice me. I was just another girl among many, interspersed with just as many boys, all chattering about this or that.
Nobody even seemed to care, actually.
According to Dad, the process of pulling a kid out of school and replacing him with a similarly named kid of the opposite gender was easier than it really should have been. Charles Harkins was no longer a student, Charlotte Harkins was, it was as simple as that. Sure, I had all new classes, and I'd have to introduce myself to people, but it wasn't any big thing in any way. I laughed at the absurd simplicity, actually.
I maneuvered my way to my new locker, which was suspiciously my old locker, as well, and opened it to find that all my stuff had been taken out. Not a big surprise, as far as the school knew, Charles was never coming back while Charlotte was here to stay - and I hate having to refer to myself as Charlotte, but hey, it's not a horrible name.
I felt a tap on my shoulder and spun around to find Cindy Cooper staring at me. "Hi, I'm Cindy, and you are not the person I was looking for. What's your name?"
I braced myself. Cindy knew me, we'd been friends for years and dated for a short (painfully short) period of time. "I'm... Charlotte Harkins," I said, and already I saw the wheels turning in Cindy's mind.
"Charlie, why are you cross-dressing?" Great, she figured it out in about two seconds. Good work, Charlie.
"I'm not cross-dressing." I pointed at my breasts, pretty obvious thanks to my tight shirt. "See? Boobs!"
"Okay, so you're not cross-dressing, why are you a girl? Finally find out we've got all the better clothes?"
I shook my head. "No. I hate my clothes. My mom won't let me get anything that doesn't emphasize my chest. I think it's supposed to be punishment for having been turned into a girl."
"Wait, somebody did this to you?"
She and I walked down to the cafeteria, where kids hung out before school started, and I told her the whole story, from waking up with that thing standing over me to defending my honor from a bunch of Upscales, to meeting Frank, to finding out about all the other Chosen thanks to my dad, to trying my hand at being a super hero and almost dying because of it. She listened very intently, hanging on every word I said. When I was finished with the story, she simply sat there, wide-eyed. "What?" I asked.
"You mean to tell me that you were the dopey girl in the Spider-Man outfit who got her ass kicked by a chick who can blow up walls with her mind?"
I was a little loud, but no one heard me, thankfully. "I didn't get my ass kicked! Besides, she dissed me. Called me a powderpuff."
Cindy giggled. "You are kinda small, Charlie. Well, everywhere but where the boys'll notice."
I folded my arms under my breasts. "That's not what she meant. I know, I was there."
She leaned back in her seat. "So, you can do anything a spider can do? Can you shoot webs out your butt?"
"Ugh, no! My fingertips, yes, but not my butt."
"How come this happened to you, anyway? Did your dad find anything connecting any of the Chosen?"
I shook my head. "Not yet. It just seems to be random."
"There's no way. Six hundred people, and all of you were random? No way. There's gotta be some pattern to it."
"I doubt that," Frank said, sitting down next to us. "Otherwise, I bet they woulda picked my sister instead of me."
"Who are you?" Cindy asked.
"This is Frank, I told you about him," I answered. "The Amazing Jumping Boy?"
"The name's Seeker, cute stuff," he said.
"Cute, huh?" Cindy said, a glimmer of interest in her eyes.
"Well, you're cute, too, but I was actually talking about Charlie."
"Please don't," I said, meekly, "my dad already calls you my boyfriend."
Cindy gasped. "Wait, you don't like boys?!" Then she giggled.
I sighed. "I don't know yet! I've only been like this for two days. Hell, the only boy I've even been around is him, unless you count the guy at the costume shop working at the register."
We talked and laughed and just pretended to be normal teenagers until class started, and I enjoyed it. It was fun to just be Charlie again, instead of thinking about the fact that I had super powers. Maybe this whole grounding thing could work out well.
***
ACROSS THE ROOM:
Avenger watched the two Chosen as they conversed as if they were human. He knew now that the Chosen were nothing but a curse, a plague on the Earth. His Master had tasked him, one of the unlucky ones that had been Chosen, as their eradicator. After all, his Master was getting old, and couldn't carry on the fight as he could millennia ago. It was up to Avenger to carry the torch, and destroy the Chosen.
His Master told him that there were thirty-one Chosen who would gain powers from the Event. Thirty-one. Out of over six hundred innocent beings, thirty-one were chosen to lead mankind into the next stage of human evolution, and none of them could be allowed to live. It was the ultimate system of checks and balances, many were given the ability, the majority of them died from it, and the rest were systematically wiped out because humanity was not ready for the next stage in its evolution. His Master was the only one out there who saw that.
Avenger made his way toward the two girls and the young man. The young man and one of the girls were both about to die, but he might just enjoy himself and kill the third one, as well. At least, he'd enjoy it if he still had emotions.
***
I had to thank my spider-sense yet again. I dodged just as the table flew right past us, Frank pulled Cindy to the floor, and kids all over scrambled for cover or just to get the hell out. I peeked out over our table and saw a guy wearing a trench coat ripping off a piece of the pillar across the room from us. He was big, maybe twice the size of that Guardian guy I met the day before. At the risk of sounding extremely cliche, his muscles had muscles. I rolled out of the way just as the pillar flew past my head.
"Just me, or is that guy tryin' to kill us?" Frank asked.
"I'd say that's a safe bet," I answered. I looked around and saw that the cafeteria had pretty well emptied in one hell of a hurry. Apparently, looking away from a pillar flying straight at your face makes you miss out on the other stuff. Cindy was still cowering behind the table with us, though. I took another peek over the table, but the guy was gone.
That was when he hoisted me over the table.
"Hey! Lemme go!" I shouted.
He replied in a very disturbing monotone, "You are Chosen. You must die."
"I don't think so!" I said, kicking him in the face and jumping away from him. I landed on a table and watched as the big guy shrugged off my blow and simply stalked toward me. I looked over at Frank and saw him getting undressed. "I'm not entirely sure he swings that way!" I said to him. I turned back to the big guy and shot some webbing at his face. Thankfully, he struggled with it. I hopped back down by Frank and Cindy and saw Frank slipping on a black rubber mouth mask. "I really don't think he's into BDSM."
Frank shot me a look. "It's my costume, girl!"
I looked at him and saw that he'd taken the Wolverine costume I'd bought for him and taken the sleeves off. He'd striped off the X-Men logo and replaced it with a fancy looking 'S' symbol. With the mouth mask and the whole outfit, he actually looked like a super hero, and all I had was a pair of jeans and a pink shirt (damn you for that, Mom!)? I needed a new costume. "Wait, you brought that to school? I thought your parents didn't want you out being a super hero?"
"They don't, but this guy's trashin' our school! How am I supposed to just let this happen? Especially when he's gunning for us! By the way, get the hell out of the way!"
I felt it at exactly the same time he warned me, and shot a webline up at the ceiling. I climbed it and just hung there, just as the big guy barreled through the table. Frank - or, Seeker, I guess (that name is so lame) - used one of his super kicks to knock the big guy down on his back. I landed on the floor and grabbed Cindy. "C'mon, we need to get out of here."
"Even you? But you're a super hero, too!" she cried.
"Yeah, super hero with no costume, people'd pick me out quick." I turned to Seeker. "You got this?"
He nodded. "Just get out!"
I nodded.
***
Harkins pulled up to the school and saw kids, teachers, custodians, by the hundreds, standing outside. His officers were trying to keep everyone calm, but it obviously wasn't helping. He walked over the lead officer. "Tell me what they're saying."
"Sir, this kid," he pointed to a pretty tall looking teenage boy, "says that a guy the size of the Hulk walked in there and started throwing stuff af a specific table, with only three kids sitting at it."
"Who were the kids?"
"Two white girls and a black boy, he said."
Why do I bet my entire year's salary on two of those kids being Charlie and Frank? His internal question was answered five seconds later, when Charlie walked up to him, Cindy Cooper behind her. "Charlotte, what the hell is going on?"
She hit him in the arm. "Don't call me that!" In a quieter voice, she said, "This guy who knows that Frank and I are Chosen came in and tried to kill us. Frank's in there now, fighting him."
"You let him do it alone?"
"He told me he had it. Besides, I don't even have a mask, or anything."
He sighed. He turned back to the lead officer. "Gimme ten men, submachine guns. We're goin' in."
***
Seeker was suddenly hating the mask over the bottom half of his face. He knew his lip was bleeding, and he couldn't wipe the blood away. He'd taken a little of a beating after Charlie left, from two left hooks to a knee in the stomach, but he was hanging in. Clearly, in addition to being able to leap tall buildings in a single bound and feeling tremors in the still ground, he'd gained some degree of enhanced durability. It was a good thing to know, finally.
He jumped in the air and then kicked off of the big guy's face, knocking the sucker all the way into and through the opposite wall. Seeker landed on his back, though the pain elsewhere distracted him from the pain in his back. He got back up and was shocked to see the big guy was already back on his feet and stalking toward him. He didn't like to go anywhere fast, it seemed. Seeker was ready for him, though, he was ready to take him down.
Then his vision started to double. He fell to his knee and rubbed at his eyes, but those blows to the head were finally taking their toll. He watched as two of that big guy slowly walked toward him, their footsteps slow and even, and it was when one of them started to run and the other simply stood back that he realized that his vision hadn't doubled, there were really two of that big guy there!
Oh, crap! He braced himself for the beating he was about endure when several automatic gunshots rang out. The big guy who'd been standing there fell down, then disappeared. Seeker looked over to his left and saw several of East City's Finest standing there, including Charlie's dad, all carrying automatic weapons. "This is the ECPD, whoever the hell you are, stand down!" Charlie's dad shouted.
The big guy grabbed a table. "I am Avenger, and it is my sacred duty to destroy the Chosen!" He threw the table at the line of cops, most of which ducked. Charlie's dad rolled underneath it, then got right back to shooting at Avenger (as Seeker now knew he was called). Seeker ran at him and jumped, then kicked the big guy in the face once again. All Avenger did was snap his jaw back into place. This doesn't look good...
***
Avenger couldn't understand why these humans were trying to stop him. He was doing what his Master said would cleanse the Earth, and they were firing weapons at him. The Chosen he was fighting made sense, but the police did not.
The Chosen was putting up a good fight, as well. His abilities were tied primarily to his feet, and Avenger could tell that his strength and endurance were also far more enhanced. Avenger was nearly invincible, but the Chosen had knocked his jaw out of place for a second. He was enjoying this fight almost just because of this Chosen, though he was disappointed that the other had fled. She would have been an easy kill.
The officer that had shouted at him was continually firing away at him with his useless hail of bullets. They may have taken down his duplicate, but they wouldn't even pierce Avenger's skin, unless they were tipped with a special coating. He considered leaving the Chosen alone for the moment and killing the police, but he knew his Master wouldn't accept that.
The receptor in his head filled his mind with his Master's pleasing voice. "Avenger, escape. The police have surrounded the building, and will destroy you unless you escape, now. Return to me via the secret direction."
His Master gave him an order, he needed to follow it. He ran toward the wall opposite the police and burst through it, then jumped over the crowd of people standing there. Several police officers fired their weapons at him, but he did not feel the impacts, nor did the bullets harm him. He landed about twenty feet away from the crowd and jumped yet again. He might not have the leaping abilities of the Chosen he'd been fighting, but he could still jump quite high and quite far.
He had no idea why his Master would have pulled him out of the fight, but the most basic thing that Avenger needed to do was follow his Master's commands. It was how he was made.
***
I nervously waited for Dad for leave the school. I'd heard all the crashing and the banging and the gunshots, but I was really scared that my dad wouldn't be coming out of that school on his own. Then came the thought that Frank could have been hurt, and I was doubly worried. Thankfully, both Dad and Frank walked out of the building. Frank had even changed back into his regular clothes.
I don't know why I was so concerned about Frank. Maybe my dad was pretty close, calling him my boyfriend. Granted, I didn't know if I liked guys, but considering how fast all these new emotions were hitting me, it wouldn't surprise me in any way.
"Hey!" I called to them, waving my hands. "What happened in there?"
Dad answered, "Well, that tough sonuvabitch got away. He took no less than a thousand bullets and didn't go down. Not to mention about a half dozen kicks from your boyfriend, here."
That set me off. "He's not my boyfriend!" Cindy, standing behind me, laughed.
Dad grabbed me by the shoulders. "Sweetie, calm down." He moved his hands away. "I'm heading back over there. Hopefully, some other officers caught a glimpse of where he went. Go tell that officer," he pointed at one of the cops directing the crowd, "who you are, and that I'll take your statements later."
"Who I am, as in Lieutenant Harkins' daughter?"
He pulled out his badge. "Actually, it's Captain Harkins, now. That stuff at the bank the other day earned me a promotion."
"You didn't say anything about it."
"I wanted to surprise you and your mom." He stuffed his badge back on his belt. "Now, go tell the officer that I'll take your statements, then get home."
I nodded. He walked away, and I led Frank and Cindy over to the cop that Dad had pointed at. "Um, officer?"
He turned to me. "We'll get your statements in time, ma'am, just wait here until we do."
"Actually, I'm Lieu-Captain Harkins' daughter. My dad said he'd take mine and my friends' statements later."
He looked us over, then grabbed his radio. "Captain Harkins, there's a girl here claiming to be your daughter, says you'll take her and her friends' statements later?" I heard my dad's acknowledgement, then the cop said, "Yes, sir." He turned back to us. "Alright, you check out. You can go."
We walked for a while, since my apartment was about twenty blocks away from the school, give or take a block. Mom hit me with concern as soon as I opened the door. "Are you hurt? Did you get hurt? Did you fight him? Did he hurt you?" Yes, the word hurt was in most of her questions, and yes it did get annoying.
"Mom, I'm fine, I got out as soon as possible. Frank, here, on the other hand, is a different story."
She turned to him. "Are you okay?"
He answered, "Yeah, Mrs. Harkins, I'm fine. A little achy, but as soon as your husband got there, that sucker ran!"
She turned to Cindy. "And you? Are you okay?"
Cindy nodded. "Yeah, Charlie got me out ASAP."
"Has Charlie explained everything to you?"
"Yeah. I think it's cool having super hero best friends."
Mom folded her arms under her breasts. "Wait until you have a cop for a husband and a super hero for a daughter, then you'll sit at home all the time worrying about them."
I said, "Mom, we're fifteen, and I have no intentions of getting pregnant at least until I'm thirty, I don't think any of us has to worry about super hero kids for a while." I turned to Frank. "You should probably call your folks, if they saw this on the news, they're probably worried."
He nodded. "Yeah. Can I borrow your phone?"
"Where's yours?"
"Broken in pieces on the school floor."
I pulled my phone out of my pocket and handed it to him. He walked into the bathroom to have some privacy, because I'm sure his parents probably chewed him out something fierce. I led Cindy into my bedroom and just sat down on the edge of my bed, while she pulled my Spider-Man costume out of my closet.
She giggled. "Did you tear the chest open for some particular, uniquely feminine reason?"
I stuck my tongue out at her. "Shut up, you know exactly why I did it. Maybe if you had bigger boobs, you'd understand!"
She rooted through my clothes. "Hey, you've still got a lot of your boy clothes in here."
"Yeah?"
She pulled a bunch of clothes out and dumped them on my bed. "Well, c'mon, Spider-Girl, we're gonna find you stuff to patch together into a costume."
I raised an eyebrow. "You're actually encouraging this, aren't you? I did happen to mention the whole 'I'm grounded from super hero-ing' thing, right?"
"So what? What about when you're un-grounded?"
"That'll probably be when I'm twenty-six, or something like that!"
"Still, what about when you're at school, like today? Frank had his costume with him, so he could fight that guy. If you'd had a costume, you wouldn't have been stuck on the sidelines, worried about him."
I rubbed at my arm. "You could tell I was worried?"
She laughed. "Girl, anybody who looked at you could tell."
"Hey, I don't even know if I like boys, okay? I'm just close to Frank because we're the same, we were both thrown into a crazy situation. Maybe meeting him is why I'm so comfortable being a girl, I don't know. He's not my boyfriend, though."
Cindy sat down on the bed in front of me. "Kiss me."
"Um... okay... this is unexpected."
"Do it."
"Why?"
"Just do it!"
"Okay! Okay!" I felt really awkward about this, even though I liked Cindy. I leaned forward a little, pursed my lips, and... then stopped. I couldn't do it. "I can't," I said, looking away.
"Well, you clearly don't like girls anymore."
I leaned back. "Seeing as I've got a pair of 'girls', it obviously makes sense. Is that why you wanted to kiss? To find out if I still liked girls?"
"Kinda. I also wanted to see if you were a better kisser as a girl than you were as a boy."
I scowled. "Are you telling me I was a sucky kisser as a boy?"
She shrugged. "Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. Either way, we need to get back to picking out stuff we can cannibalize into your costume."
***
THE DAILY NEWS BRIGADE:
Anna dropped her story down on Barry's desk. "Now, tell me why I can't push this?" she asked.
Barry sighed. "Look, Anna, there's pieces on all these new super heroes going up on every other paper in the city, and you want to give me a piece on tech heists? It's not something I want, not even something I need. You seemed pretty up about that Guardian guy the other day, why not try and find him and get some word out of him? Hell, he could be from another planet for all we know!" The phone rang, interrupting him. "Brindleson," he said, answering the phone. "Yeah? Yeah? Send her up." He set the phone back down on the receiver. "Stay here," he said to Anna, "there's a kid coming up right now, lookin' for a job. I want you to do the interview, under my supervision."
"I'm way overqualified for this, Chief."
"I don't care, you write for me, you work for me." Minutes later, the door to Barry's office opened, and in walked a fifteen year old girl with light brown hair. "Ms. Harkins, please, sit down."
"Thanks," the girl said, sitting on the chair right beside Anna. Harkins, Harkins... Where had she heard that name before?
"What's your name, sweetheart?" he asked.
"Charlotte, but I prefer Charlie."
"This is Anna Adamsen, if you've read our paper, you've probably read her stories before, she's usually our front page gal. She'll be conducting your interview."
Anna hated this, but she turned to the girl and put on a smile for the chief. "So, Charlie Harkins, huh?"
"Yeah. You've interviewed my dad before."
"I have?"
"Yeah. Captain Henry Harkins, ECPD? He's talked about you before."
"Oh! You're his kid? I didn't even know he had one."
"Two, actually, me and my little brother."
"Anna," the chief said, "get on with the job interview."
She sighed. "Right. So, Charlie, what job were you most interested in here at the Brigade?"
The girl looked around for a moment, as if thinking, then said, "I was kinda hoping there was a spot open for a photographer."
Anna turned to Barry. "Chief?"
He had been sitting there with his fingers interlocked in front of his mouth, then he set his hands down. "You got any examples?"
The girl pulled her book bag up and unzipped it, then handed Barry a file folder. "Just some, not a whole lot. My computer fried on me the other day, and I lost everything but what was in my camera."
He flipped open the folder and Anna saw him looking through close to twenty pictures. Clearly, the girl was a hardcore photographer. "Wait a minute!" Anna said, "Give me that one." She didn't wait for him to hand it to her, she just grabbed it out of his hand. It was a picture of the Guardian from the other day, floating above that Quake bitch. She turned back to the girl. "You were at the bank the other day?"
She nodded, meekly. "Yeah. I took a few pictures, then my dad told me to get out of there."
Anna took another look at that picture and said, "You're hired."
Barry bolted up from his chair. "Wait, what?!"
Anna stood up. "No buts, Chief. You told me to interview her, I want her. She can be mine and Keith's photographer."
The girl asked, "I can?"
He sat back down in his chair and let out an intense sigh. "Yeah, sure, kid. You're hired. Anna wants you in her corner, you can be in her corner."
Anna pulled the girl up and out of the chair. "C'mon, Charlie, we've got to get going. Chief there wants a new front page piece, and we're gonna go out and find it."
Charlie just managed an "Okay," before they left Barry's office.
***
Ms. Adamsen almost threw me in the passenger's seat of her car and then we sped off, before I even had a chance to get my seatbelt on. I reached into my backpack and pulled my camera out and slipped the strap around my neck. "Um, where are we going?"
She smiled. "There's heroes all over this city now, kid, and we just need to find one for you to take a picture of."
"Oh," I said, already dreading my dream career choice.
***
The Guardian landed on the roof, where Lieutenant Harkins was waiting. He walked up to the cop and held his hand out. "Lieutenant," he said, regarding the other.
"Captain, actually. I want to thank you, for saving my daughter."
Guardian nodded. "She's a brave girl. The costume's a little odd, but," he waved around his own costume, "who am I to talk?"
"She's workin' on it. Listen, I need your help. You heard about everything that happened at the school a few hours ago?"
He nodded. "I'm sorry I wasn't there."
"Well, we took care of it. The Force, not the kids. But the guy got away. Big sucker, too, probably twice your size."
"And?"
"We haven't been able to find him, and since I'm assuming you've probably got all of Superman's powers..."
Guardian cut him off. "Not the x-ray vision, sorry."
He sighed. "Actually, I was thinking something more like the heat vision."
***
ACROSS THE CITY:
The cloaked man again took his saw to Avenger's head. Luckily, Avenger was unconscious. If he hadn't been, than the man would probably be dead. He reached in and took his chip off of Avenger's head. If the police or anyone else discovered that chip, his plans would be discovered. It was because of this very thing that he took a welding torch and severed Avenger's brain from his body. He tore the brain in two and pocketed the chip. It was time to move.
***
Guardian landed on the building and broke through the roof. The room was full of computer equipment, just as Captain Harkins had said it would be. He had to commend the man for his skills. It made sense that whoever sent out the Avenger would have set up shop recently, either just before or just after the Event, and the captain tracked down computer and technology purchases and discovered that building, where whoever had sent the Avenger had set up shop.
And 'shop' was probably the operative word. Several of the items in the building still had tags on them from where they'd been purchased, nothing had fingerprints, everything was in a neat place, like the owner was the world's leading neat freak or organizer.
Everything except the dead body of the Avenger on the surgical table.
He pulled the radio from his belt. "Captain Harkins, we were too late. The man behind the scenes is gone. He left Avenger's body, however."
"Body, huh?"
"Yes."
"I sent a forensics team, they should be there in the next couple minutes."
"You're probably not going to find anything."
Mere seconds later, Guardian fell to his knees thanks to an earsplitting sound. He covered his ears and tried to block the sound out, but it was no use. In the midst of it all, he heard a voice say, "You may have found my former base, Chosen. It is but one of a thousand more. Enjoy this small win, for you and your kind will soon be no more."
***
IN THE CITY:
The man in the cloak placed the brain of Avenger into the prototype. He took the chip out of his pocket and smiled. The most important piece of the puzzle was still in his hands. He slipped the chip back into his pocket and returned to recreating the Avenger. "You'll do just fine for me, won't you? Of course you will. You're an Avenger, one of the many, created to eradicate the few."
He knew Avenger could not answer. Avenger would never be able to answer again. It was no longer human, and had no voice. It was simply a machine, and that's what he needed. The only thing the new Avenger required was the old one's memories, they were the key.
Avenger's photoreceptors lit up, and the man in the cloak smiled.
***
Ms. Adamsen drove like a maniac, and I'm not entirely sure why. We were only about six blocks away from where Guardian was last spotted, along with my dad. That got me pretty nervous, since he didn't know I was a photographer for the Brigade.
"Okay, kid, when we get there, you need to take pictures of everything, and it all needs to be front page material. You get me some good snapshots of Guardian, and maybe a couple of him talking to your dad." She looked over at me. "I did tell you your dad was gonna be there, right?"
I nodded. "Yeah, you did."
"Good. I was hoping I didn't leave that part out. It's important for a kid to see her dad every chance she can."
I didn't mind her attempts to try and bond with me. If she wanted me to be her personal tag-along photographer, it made sense. She wouldn't want me to hate her, after all. Sadly, it was getting just a little annoying. I already liked her, since she got me a job, but trying to get me to like her more every ten seconds was just... ugh!
We pulled up to the building that all the cops in East City were combing through. I got out of the car and instantly started taking pictures. Dad was talking to Guardian, so I snapped a couple pictures of them. Ms. Adamsen pulled me a little closer to them. Dad was quite surprised to see me, but he didn't get a word in just yet.
"Mr. Guardian," Ms. Adamsen began, "this... laboratory, or whatever it is, was supposedly the location that big freak that attacked the school came from, correct?"
Guardian smiled. "It's just Guardian, Ms. Adamsen. And yes, the man known as Avenger did come from this laboratory." He patted Dad on the back. "Credit goes to Captain Harkins for following a paper trail here."
Ms. Adamsen turned to Dad. "Captain, can you elaborate on that?"
He nodded. "Back when I was a detective, I ran more than one case that involved tracking purchase records by date. Unless this guy's been operating here for decades, he would have needed to get his equipment quickly, and it couldn't have happened long before or after the event that caused all these super peoples to show up." He gave me a little glance when he said super peoples. I blushed, nervously. "People aren't buying millions of dollars of computer equipment on a daily basis. That's how we tracked him down."
"And was this person Avenger, or someone else?"
Guardian was about to speak up, but Dad cut him off. "We're not sure at this time. Neither Avenger nor any mysterious benefactor was found, and nothing's got any finger prints on it."
I looked at Dad cautiously. They must have found something for him to have cut Guardian off.
"Well, that's unfortunate," Ms. Adamsen said. "Thank you for your statements, gentlemen." She turned to me. "You get enough pictures?"
"Yeah," I said.
"Alright. I've got to go run this past my editor, and Charlie here needs to get her pictures developed. Sorry to run, boys, but there's work to be done."
Dad put his hand on my shoulder. "Can I have a word with my daughter for just a second before you go?"
"Of course. I'll be waiting in the car."
Dad didn't look happy. He spoke in a low voice. "Newspaper photographer? When your mom told you to get a job, I figured something along the lines of the drive-thru at the McDonalds about two blocks away from the precinct, so I could get a Big Mac from you after work every day."
"That McDonalds is five blocks away from the precinct, and they're actually not hiring. I applied there two weeks ago."
"And what, sweetie, made you change your mind and go for newspaper photographer?"
I shrugged. "I like taking pictures."
"And the little fact that Peter Parker's a newspaper photographer?"
"Well, not exactly a coincidence, but I was planning on applying before the spider powers happened anyway."
He sighed. "You know your mom's not gonna like this. This just gives you an excuse to slip away and do some crime fighting. Just because I don't mind you doing it doesn't mean either of us is going to survive your mom."
"I told her I was gonna apply for a job at the Brigade."
He sighed again. "Alright. Get back to the reporter, you've got a job to do. I'll see you at home later, honey."
"Bye, Dad. Love you."
"Love you, too, kiddo."
I walked back to Ms. Adamsen's car, got in, and we took off back to the office.
***
Captain Harkins watched Charlie walk away, then sighed yet again. He knew she was telling the truth, that she had told her mother where she was going for a job, but it still didn't sit right. The second his wife found out that Charlie was swinging though the city looking for muggers to beat up, she was going to have her locked up somewhere, probably.
He turned back to Guardian. "I'm sorry for cutting you off, there, but I don't want the papers accidentally tipping whoever Avenger's boss is. It's bad enough I told them how I followed the paper trail, but that's about as much as we can afford to give them."
Guardian raised an eyebrow. "That actually seems like more than they need to know."
"Only because I said I looked for computer equipment."
***
She told them her name was Quake, but that was only because of how embarrassed she was to explain her situation. It's not every day you're picked up as the latest Upscale beat-down recipient and then you turn into their ace-in-the-hole. If Jose Montoya hadn't told them she'd help them, she'd probably have been raped. She sat in her cell, her hands in restraints behind her, and sighed. What she wanted more than anything was to go home.
She stood up and walked across her cell to the bars. There weren't even any officers keeping watch over her. They didn't seem to think she was a threat if she couldn't make walls explode, and they were probably right.
She sighed. She regretted her decision to join the Upscales. If her parents were still alive, they'd hate her (granted, if her parents were still alive, she probably wouldn't have been picked up by the Upscales, since she wouldn't live in East City). They'd have reason to, as well. She'd made a big mistake, then made it worse when she trash-talked that Guardian guy. Then came her attempted murder of the Spider-Girl. She was probably going to be tried as an adult.
Quake sat back down on the cot and considered sleeping. It wouldn't be comfortable, just like it hadn't been the night before, but at least it would pass the time by. She didn't like being alone.
A cop walked up to her cell and opened it. He waved her forward. "C'mon, kid." She stood up and was outright surprised to find her Aunt Holly standing there, arms crossed.
"Hi, Aunt Holly," she said, meekly.
"Jose."
"Quake!"
"No, I'm not calling you that." She walked around behind Quake and unlocked her hand restraints. "You're pretty lucky the judge still isn't believing all this super power stuff, otherwise you'd be in jail for life instead of just being released to me."
Quake rubbed at her wrists. "Can I explain?"
"You can try, but that doesn't mean I'll care." She turned to the other cop and told him to leave. Then, it was just the two of them. "Alright, explain."
Quake sighed. "I was walking to school that day, then these four Upscales grabbed me and stashed me in a van. They were just about to beat the crap out of me and rob me, and then this weird glowing woman just appeared and told me I'd been chosen. She told me my form was wrong, or something, and then, suddenly, those a-holes were groping me and telling me not to scream."
"And your powers?"
"They took me to this garage and got ready to... y'know... look, I've got a whole new respect for rape victims, now, Aunt Holly."
She sighed. "I'm glad for that, even though I don't agree with what you had to go through to get it. Now, how did you find out about your powers?"
"I accidentally blew up that van. Nobody was in it, nobody got hurt. I kinda wish they had."
"I understand that. So, what happened then? You found out you could blow up walls but you didn't try to escape?"
Quake shook her head. "No. They kept one guy near me at all times, and this guy looked like he just wanted to rape me whether he got permission from his buddies or not. After that, they told me either I help them rob a bank or I get my throat slashed and my corpse defiled."
"Think you could name any of them?"
"No. They didn't use real names, just stupid ones." She choked out a laugh. "Kinda like 'Quake'."
"What about recognize them?"
"Sorry, Aunt Holly, I tried not to memorize their faces. I just wanted to get the hell away from them. I guess when everything happened at the bank, I just acted like they wanted me to."
Her aunt patted her on the shoulder. "Look, baby, a judge who wouldn't believe in the Guardian if he showed up got you off with community service and an aunt with a watchful eye, you need to keep your nose clean if you don't want to end up in jail for robbery."
She nodded. "I know, Aunt Holly."
"And we're gonna have to find you a new name. Purple-haired girl with a figure like yours can't just go around calling herself 'Jose'."
"Monica? I've always kinda liked that name."
"Monica Montoya?" Her aunt sighed. "Well, there's a superman flying around, a girl who can stick to walls, and a big bastard hunting down kids in high school, I guess a comic book name is just par for the course these days." She poked her finger at her niece. "But dye your hair. Enough people are gonna tell you that you look like the girl who robbed the bank the other day, we don't want any of them realizing you are the girl who robbed the bank the other day."
The newly minted Monica nodded, then followed her aunt out of the building. She was quite surprised to find an odd sensation lifted from her mind, almost as if someone had been there the whole time, in her brain...
***
Despite the fact that a freak of nature had shown up, attacked some students and destroyed the cafeteria, school was still in session the next day. I wasn't as nervous as I had been the day before, despite not actually having gone to any classes. Maybe it was the fact that I was walking to school with Frank and Cindy, I don't know. It was nice to have the support system of my friends there, that's for sure.
We arrived to find that the school courtyard (basically, the school was a giant square with an empty section in the middle, that was the courtyard) had been turned into a makeshift cafeteria. There were kids all over, munching down on whatever the lunch ladies were serving in the morning before class started. I, myself, had a breakfast pizza, which was just a rectangle shaped piece of sausage pizza.
"Hey!" Cindy just exclaimed in the middle of whatever the hell it was we were doing. In a far quieter voice, she said, "I finished your costume last night."
"Oh, so the jury-rigged Spider-Man costume didn't work?" Frank asked.
I rolled my eyes. "Are you ever gonna let me live that down?"
He chuckled. "Nope." He turned to Cindy. "Okay, let's see this costume."
She pulled it out of her bag and handed it to me. Out of sight of everyone except Frank and Cindy, I unfolded it a little and saw a slightly-different-from-Spider-Man's symbol on the chest. "I'm not gettin' sued over this, am I?"
Cindy giggled. "Please, they'd have to know your secret identity for that, and I assume you're not answering to Peter Parker."
"Good point." The primary colors of the costume were yellow and black, completely different from Spider-Man, thankfully. "And you're sure this thing'll fit me?"
"Duh! Why do you think I took your measurements before I left yesterday?"
"Hey, that actually looks kinda cool," Frank said, a hint of disappointment in his voice.
I giggled, despite my best efforts. "I can't help it if I have a better costume designer than you."
He hit my lightly in the arm. "She just went overboard on it because you two used to date."
"No I didn't!" Cindy almost shouted. I couldn't help it, I was full on giggling like a maniac now. Damnit, you two!
"Okay, okay! Calm down, everybody!" I said, though the giggles. "Cindy, I love the costume, I'll put it to great use."
"Good, I wouldn't want you to toss away all my hard work."
The bell rang, and everyone else started gathering their stuff. "C'mon," Frank said, "let's get to class. I can't afford to miss another day."
"You're technically a new student, how are you gonna miss?" I asked.
"Well, I missed yesterday."
"So did the rest of the building."
***
Frank and I walked home together. Well, we walked to his place together. It's only about a forty minute walk (or ten minute swing) away from the Brigade, and I had a sort of "new employee orientation", to get to. According to Ms. Adamsen, I could skip it and be just fine, since I was a special hire, but I didn't want them to think I was a slacker who couldn't show up for work. That would be helpful later on down the road.
We rounded a corner onto 132nd street and a fist hit me right in the face. I landed on the ground and looked up. Standing over me, holding Frank by the neck, was a frickin' robot! A robot! Straight outta sci-fi and standing on top of me. All around us, there were dozens of people just standing there, watching. I couldn't do anything, even with my freaking costume in my bag. I merely laid there, with a robotic foot on my stomach,
The robot never talked. It held Frank by the neck and just started crushing. Never said a word. Even though its eyes were just red-gold orbs that looked like they came off of a Star Wars reject, I could tell that it was somehow connected to the Avenger. I wanted to scream, but I couldn't. Something metaphysical was keeping my mouth shut as I watched the robot drop Frank's body to the ground. It then jumped up, and made a run for it.
I quickly twisted around to check on Frank. He was barely breathing, his neck a bruised mess. He could barely open his eyes. I whispered to him, "Don't worry, I'm gonna get help, don't worry..." I turned and shouted to those around us who had just watched. "Somebody call an ambulance!"
***
The cloaked man smiled. The female was of no consequence, not even a Chosen, according to Avenger's identification registry. He'd had Avenger knock her out of the game and then kill the other one. Unfortunately, there were too many people around for Avenger to finish the job, so he told it to run. The boy would be dead, it was that simple.
The man smiled. Soon.
***
Charlie was already standing outside Frank's room when Captain Harkins arrived at the hospital. He embraced his daughter and felt her crying against his shirt. He could tell that this had gotten to her. He patted her on the head and asked, "How come you're out here?"
She dried her eyes a little. "They said just family. His mom came out a little bit ago and told me that he'd been stabilized, but that his spine might be too damaged. I couldn't move when it attacked us, Dad, I just couldn't move."
"When what attacked you?"
"Avenger. It had to be, I'm sure."
He sighed. She still didn't know. "Honey, Avenger couldn't have attacked you. He's dead."
Her eyes widened in surprise. "How do you know?"
He leaned in closer. "That's what I didn't want that reporter to know yesterday. When we raided that lab, Avenger's brainless body was lying on that surgical table you saw."
"Wait, brainless?"
"Yeah."
She looked as though she was putting something together, then she finally spouted, "That's it! It's gotta be Avenger's brain inside that robot!"
She pushed away from him and started running down the hall, almost knocking down a nurse as she did.
"Wait, where are you going?" he called after her.
"See ya at home, Dad!" was all she said in return.
Henry Harkins sighed, then turned to see Frank's father coming out of his son's hospital room. "Captain Harkins," he said, holding out his hand. Harkins' shook it. "Thanks for coming to see Frank."
"He's my daughter's boyfriend, how could I not?"
***
The costume that Cindy made me was quite snug. Not uncomfortably so, but still pretty slick. Thank God I was a tiny girl (well, save those things all the boys at school stare at), otherwise I'd probably have to tear this one in certain places, too, and since Cindy went to the trouble of actually making me a costume, I decided against it. There was a small hole in the back of the head of the mask for me to fit my hair through if I tied it in a ponytail. I was considering getting a haircut, but Mom wouldn't let me.
I looked at myself in the mirror and took a deep breath. This was it. This was my chance to prove myself an actual hero. Granted, all I was doing was hunting down a robot to kick its ass after it roughed up my boyfriend (yes, I'm calling him that, just for the sake of speed, because I need to hurry the hell up!), but it doesn't matter, it was time for... well... Me, I guess, to make her name in East City. Oooohhh, I'm gonna need a name.
Instead of climbing down the fire escape like I normally do, I climbed up. The walls of the apartment building had been good tests for me when I was just experimenting with my powers, but now I needed to really use them. All that stuff at the bank the other day was nothing but a trial, for this. Once I got to the roof, I spotted the tallest building I could that led off in the direction the robot went and fired a webline at it. Taking another deep breath (I don't know why, I've done this dozens of times, now), I ran off the edge of the building and swung, and swung, and swung, and swung, and swung and swu... Y'know, I think you get the point now, I was swinging, it was special. La-dee-da-dee-da.
About thirty minutes later, I found the robot, stalking along the rooftop of a building. I swung down and kicked it in the back of the head as I swung past it. I landed behind it, after it turned around to face where I had come from. I shot a web at its feet and pulled it down, onto its face.
"Like that, tin man?" I asked. I walked over to it and kicked it in the head. "Like hurting people?" I slammed my foot down on it. "'Cause I like hurting you a lot!" I went to kick it again, but it grabbed my leg and knocked me down, then stood up. Suddenly, those red-gold eyes that had stared at me before stared at me again, and I wanted to pee my pants.
***
The cloaked man couldn't believe it. Judging by the voice, this girl in the costume was very clearly the same one Avenger had deemed a non-Chosen earlier that day, yet she was quite obviously one of them. "Destroy her, Avenger," he said to his warrior. Then, he sat back and watched.
***
The robot lifted me up over its head and was about to bring me down on its knee until I webbed up its eyes and jumped out of its grip. "You're gonna havta do better than that!" Still, the damn thing didn't speak. It must not have had a mouth to speak with, I guess. I did a spin kick and knocked the robot down again. This time, I picked it up and threw it off the building and onto the street below.
I jumped down after it. It swiped at me with its arm, which had transformed into a sword, and cut just below my left shoulder. I grasped at my arm to cover the wound. It stood and came at me with the blade again, but thanks to that trademarked spider-sense (seriously, I'm a little screwed if I ever decide to write a book about being a super hero, or something), I was able to dodge every attack. On the last swing, I ducked and tripped it up with a leg swing.
A lot of people had gathered to watch me fight the robot. Most of them I actually recognized from earlier that day, when the robot nearly killed Frank. The robot was about to lunge at me, but I stomped on its head, a jelly-like substance flowed out from the cracks in its armor. Suddenly, all those people were cheering for me.
I couldn't stay there. It was too overwhelming, and I'm the girl who said I wanted to be a super hero. I shot a webline up at the nearest rooftop and swung up, out of everyone's sight. I sat there, perched on top of one of those stone gargoyles that look cool on TV but outrageously disturbing close up. I pulled off my mask and sighed. What had I just accomplished?
A weird light appeared to my left. I shielded my eyes and tried to see what it was, and what I saw took my breath away. "What the hell are you?" I asked.
It was an angel, pure and simple. An extremely beautiful woman with bright, white wings, giving off an equally bright, white aura. She looked down at me and smiled. "I am Angel, and I'm here to speak with you, Charlotte."
"How do you know my name?"
She giggled. "It's a gift, sweetie. Much like yours."
I sighed. "I just used my gift to beat the crap out of a robot. Some gift."
The angel landed beside me. "That robot harmed your friend. You were defending him."
I just sat there, staring down at the city. "Yeah, but if I'm gonna be a super hero, this sort of stuff will keep happening, and this wore me out. All I did was fight a robot, and... Those people down there wanted to talk to me, they were cheering for me! All I wanted to do was get away from them."
She put her hand on my injured shoulder, and suddenly the pain went away. "Not everyone can be as public a super hero as Guardian is."
"I didn't even want them to look at me, and I'm still no closer to finding out who sent that stupid robot after my friend in the first place!"
She smiled and hugged me. "Not every mystery needs to be solved right away. You've still got a long life ahead of you, and you need to be ready for every challenge it sets for you. Spending all your time devoted to this one question will be the end of you."
I didn't react. I didn't move. I just let her words soak in, like I was taking a bath. Was she a Chosen, as well? She said her gift was like mine. When she let go of me, I looked up at her face and saw nothing but positivity and hope in her eyes. Yep, this day was getting weirder and weirder by the second.
"So, what do I do now?" I asked.
She folded her arms under her breasts. "Well, your first act should be to find a name that doesn't reek of copyright infringement, then you need to get home. Your parents are worried about you."
Before she flew away, I asked her, "Angel was the name they gave you, wasn't it? The things that 'Chose' us?"
She nodded. "Yes, it was."
"Seeker was the name they gave my friend, Frank. And I bet Guardian is the name they gave him, too."
"So, what do you chose?"
I thought back to what the being had said, and then I repeated it. "Arachnya."
She smiled. "I like it. It suits you very well." And with that, she was gone.
***
Frank couldn't move. They'd told him that, that he probably wouldn't be able to move the rest of his life. He didn't want to think about it, he just wanted to go home, to find out if Charlie was okay. He hadn't seen her since that robot knocked him out, and he hoped it hadn't hurt her, as well.
He turned his head and saw a strangely blinding light peeking through the curtains. He closed his eyes as the light brightened, and then was moving his arms. He opened his eyes and saw a beautiful woman with angel wings standing there, her hands on his chest. "Your friend is alright," she said. He was about to ask her what she meant, but she shushed him with her finger. "You don't need to speak. Charlotte is fine. She's at home, with her parents, reveling in her discovery."
He asked, "What discovery?"
"She needed to find her calling, her reason, and I helped her, much like I'm helping you." She took her hands away from him. "You can tell the doctors what I did, but I doubt they'll believe you. It's not every day an Angel saves your life, after all." She moved back toward the window, then turned back to him. "Use your gift for the right thing, Francis, and don't let your gift be used against you." And then she flew out the window.
And Frank just sat there, completely confused.
***
Monica played with her Rubik's Cube for a while and then set it back down on her bedside table. She was quite bored after going home from school. She just laid on her bed and stared at the ceiling, nothing else to do. I need a hobby, she thought. Maybe there's a demolitions crew hiring seventeen year old girls. She chuckled to herself. Nope, it would probably be fast food or convenience store clerk for her.
She sat up on her bed and grabbed her remote. The TV came on to a news report. "And what you're seeing here is this amazing young woman swinging away on what appears to be thread. We don't know where she's going, but we're glad to see that someone has taken care of the strange robot that had injured two Midtown High teens earlier today."
Hey, it's that girl from the bank. The image then changed to that of the robot and Monica's heart stopped.
The Upscales had had that same robot in their garage, that day.
***
"You could have been killed!" Mom shouted at me. I sighed. Same speech as when I was at the bank, the other day. I just sat there and took it, until, much to my surprise, Mom threw her arms around me and hugged me. "I'm so proud of you, Charlie!"
I pushed away, completely shocked. "Wait, what?!" I asked, "Proud?!"
"Charlie, you risked your life to defend Frank, your best friend."
"Boyfriend," Dad called from the kitchen.
"Dad!" I screamed.
Mom carried on. "That took a lot more than just joyriding... or, well, joyswinging, I guess... around the city looking for crimes to stop. You did a very selfless thing, and that is what a real super hero does."
I rubbed at my arm. Damn, Mom! I asked, meekly, "So, does this mean I'm not grounded, anymore?"
She poked her finger at me. "You keep your grades up, you don't skip out on work, and you do your chores, and no, you're not grounded anymore."
I threw my arms around her this time. "Thank you so much, Mom!" I squealed.
***
Cloak, as he was truly known, watched the playback of Avenger's footage and sighed. The girl had fought gallantly, and had destroyed his one and only force of retribution against the Chosen. Oh well, he thought, Avenger doesn't matter anymore. There are always others to find and use to my advantage. This fight isn't over yet. As a matter of fact, it's just begun. He took a sip of his coffee and looked over to his guest, watching the monitors on the other side of the room. "So, how did you like my demonstration?" he asked.
The guest touched each monitor as if it would tell him a story, then said, "It was enjoyable, to say the least. What can you tell me of this girl?"
Cloak stood and walked over to his guest. His metal leg braces clanked as he did so. "Unfortunately, nothing. The list my equipment gave me had the names of thirty-one individuals who would become Chosen, and this girl wasn't on it. Twenty-nine of those have already been eliminated, but if there are Chosen that I know nothing about... This could be disastrous."
The guest smiled. "Don't worry about that. I've already taken them into account. I've been monitoring one such 'Secret Chosen' using my own gift, and she's been instrumental in my vision for the further future."
Cloak felt insulted. "And you had no plans to tell me this?"
"I need tell you nothing, Cloak. You are merely the tool I've used thus far." The guest walked over to the railing. "You're sure the police cannot track you as they did before?"
Cloak shook his head. "Of course not. They tracked me through my surgical equipment, and nothing at this facility has been recently purchased. The only way they can find me now is if I make a mistake."
The guest nodded, slowly. "Good, good." He put his hands on the railing. "This is no longer the mighty quest we've been undertaking for centuries, my friend. This is a new age, a Silver Age. These are not the same simple Chosen we've killed thus far, either. They are stronger, they are wiser, but more importantly, they are quieter. They'll hide more, they'll be more secret than they have been in the past."
"How does this help us?" Cloak asked his guest.
The guest smiled. "It's more fun."
The Interview
I sighed. My first actual day on the job, yay! I mean, I was paid for the day I got hired, but this was my first real shift, spending six hours trudging around the city with Ms. Adamsen, or at the office. This was to be a special occasion, however, we were on our way to the offices of one Mr. Gustav Hammond, a multi-billionaire who just moved his headquarters to East City. No super heroing tonight, though. I actually had to put in a full shift at the Brigade.
"Okay, Charlie," Ms. Adamsen began, "you're mostly just gonna sit there while I interview the billionaire, but still, I wanna know what you know about him."
I tried to think. "Well, he was born in a small rural town somewhere in Kansas. His parents owned a fertilizer plant, but when he took over, he branched out into other things, he supposedly owns almost every piece of farmland in his home state."
She smiled. "That's pretty good for a shutterbug. Where'd you get all that?"
"I had to do a biography on him for class last year."
"I see. what else you got?"
"Ever since branching out, he's moved up to things like cell phones and computers, and even as far up as military technology. I think I read in a magazine somewhere that he's the second largest supplier of jets for the United States Air Force."
"Good job, kid. Maybe one of these days, you can work your way up to reporter."
I blushed. "I don't really want to be. I just like taking pictures."
She nodded. "One thing, though," she jerked her thumb at my pants, "wear a skirt some time. A lot of the folks I interview for the Brigade wanna get their pictures taken by girls who should be in pictures. A nice pair of exposed legs'll help with that."
I blushed again. "I'm a pretty hardcore tomboy."
"Tomboy, with a rack like that? Sweetie, when I was your age, I had to wear a tube top just to get boys to realize I had tits."
I sighed. That's the curse of having a naturally slim, attractive figure, I guess. I just fiddled with my camera for the rest of the ride to Hammond Industries. When we arrived, a very attractive-looking (if I was still a boy, that is) woman in a business suit met us in the parking garage. She shook Ms. Adamsen's hand, but just patted me on the head. I hate being short. I'm only five-foot-four, after all.
"Ms. Adamsen, my name is Svetlana Narekova, I'm assistant to Mr. Hammond. He's currently entertaining guests who's business arrangements have run overschedule. You and your little sidekick can wait in the meeting room outside Mr. Hammond's office."
Sidekick?! Ooooh, this woman was extremely lucky I wasn't using my powers tonight - or in the company of Ms. Adamsen - because she would have gotten some web in her face. I followed Ms. Adamsen, who in turn followed Ms. Nasty Russian-American Bitch (a.k.a., Ms. Narekova) to the elevator, and then into the waiting room just outside Mr. Hammond's office. "Snap some quick pictures while we're here," Ms. Adamsen ordered, so I did. I just managed to get a quick snapshot of Mr. Hammond's 'guests' as the door opened, before Ms. NRAB closed her hand over my camera.
Two very well-known mob bosses walked through the door, regarded the three women in the room with smiles that looked about as real as the Rolex Frank's dad wears, and then made their way to the elevator. Salvatore "The Roach" Lacasto and "Big Mike" Michael Richardson. I'd seen them on the news plenty of times, but never in person. That made me a little uneasy about what I was about to witness - witness being the operative word. I really hoped I wouldn't have to go live in the Amish Country for seeing something I shouldn't see. I really like my iPhone.
I could tell that Ms. Adamsen knew exactly who they were, too. She had probably done just as much to nab these guys as my dad did. Oh, crap, if I witness something bad, and they figure out I'm a cop's daughter, they might try to use me to force my dad into working for them! My God do I have an overactive imagination.
I followed Ms. Adamsen and Ms. NRAB into Mr. Hammond's office. Immediately, I took a picture of Mr. Hammond and Ms. Adamsen shaking hands. he didn't look all that bad. He was a pretty tall guy, chiseled face, clean suit. There was no way a guy who looked like this could be doing business with two of the most obvious mob bosses this side of the River. Gee, thank you inherent detective skills culled from a childhood of hearing your father talk about this crook or that crook, now I'm suspicious of everybody. When the hell did I become a detective?
"Ms. Adamsen, it's a pleasure to meet you. And this is?" he pointed at me.
"Charlotte Harkins, my photographer," Ms. Adamsen answered for me, and I let her. Everybody knows the lowly news photographer doesn't answer any questions. I just stood back and took pictures. Of everything.
"So, Ms. Adamsen, what would you like to ask me?" he asked, sitting down on the couch in the center of the room. Ms. Adamsen sat across a small coffee table from him. She motioned for me to sit down next to her, so I did. "Also, I'm sorry that my previous meeting bled into your schedule. I couldn't please them easily."
Ms. Adamsen laughed. "No, no, it's fine. I was running a little late as it was. I foolishly scheduled this meeting without thinking about Charlotte's school schedule." I couldn't figure out why she kept calling me Charlotte, as opposed to Charlie. She never calls me Charlotte. "I'm here to do a full interview for the Brigade, every one of us is eager to know why you're calling East City your home now."
He crossed his legs, his arms resting on the back of the couch. "Every year, living on the farm in Kansas, my father would bring me on a trip out here, to East City. It was always a wonderful time. You know the feeling, don't you? Small town boy, enjoying life in the big city for the first time?"
Ms. Adamsen smiled. "My reporting partner is like that. He grew up in nowheresburg, Illinois, himself."
Funny, actually, I still hadn't met Mr. Cabot. I didn't even know if he was real. I just kept hearing about him from Ms. Adamsen or from the only other photographer my age, Timmy Saul.
"Nowheresburg," Mr. Hammond said, then laughed, "it's not all that inaccurate, actually. I spent most of my days simply tending to the farm, hearing occasionally about how the fertilizer business was going. Those few times my father actually let me visit the plant, I was in awe of the pure industrialization of it. Seventy men per floor, working 'round the clock, it was absolute beauty."
"Beauty? That's not often used to describe fertilizer plants."
He smiled. "I know. It's a simple thing, someone like yourself, who comes from the big city, can't understand it. It wasn't until I turned twenty-one that my father, God rest his soul, turned the family business over to me." He turned to me. "What about you, Charlotte? Where did you grow up?"
I looked at Ms. Adamsen, as if to get approval to answer his question, which she granted me with a small nod, and then I answered, "Over on Thirty-Ninth Street, in the same apartment I've lived in since I was a little girl." Of course, my mind said little boy, but I couldn't very well say that out loud. I was getting a little better at my responses, though, thank God.
"And was your father a photographer?"
I shook my head. "No. He's a cop. Ordinary beat cop." Ms. Adamsen gave me a small smile as she nodded her head this time. I gave the right answer, no way any potential mafia bosses were gonna single out lowly photographer girl if her daddy was an ordinary beat cop.
"I see. Y'see, Ms. Adamsen, Ms. Harkins, where I grew up, every boy grew up to do the job his father had done, every girl grew up to do the job her mother had done. Very old-fashioned and very traditional. When I decided to branch out, turn Hammond Industries into a multi-billion dollar company with a multitude of ventures, to say I was the black sheep of the family would have been to paint me in with a good brush, as opposed to how my family really thought of me."
I kept watching his movements, his reactions. Once again, I had to thank my dad for turning me into Little Miss Junior Detective, because his subtle tells were about as subtle to me as a raging bull in a Walmart. He had perfected his own art at telling lies, but his office told me otherwise. For someone so proud of his family heritage, none of his family pictures showed anything but himself. He sat on the couch as a corporate businessman raised in a high-rise rather than a podunk farmer from Kansas. Then there was the telltale sign in his photos of the 'farm' that they were PhotoShopped. Extremely well, mind you, but anyone with a basic knowledge of the art of photography knows a PhotoShopped picture when they saw one.
So, about thirty-five minutes later, when the interview was over, Ms. Adamsen and I returned to her car, drove out of the parking garage, returned to the street and then she asked me the oddest question: "So, where do you think he's really from?" I must have looked wide-eyed, because she then said, "Look, Charlie, I saw you watching him the whole time, and your dad's not just some beat cop, he's a captain in the ECPD, you were reading him like a perp, not a businessman. Give me your readings on him."
I sighed. "He's not from Kansas, that's obvious. His pictures were all PhotoShopped, and he didn't resemble either of his 'parents'. There's a certain way that people from farms sit on five million dollar couches, and it's exactly how they sit on five dollar couches: like farmers. He sat on that couch like he spent his entire life listening in on business meetings at a corporate level that we couldn't understand unless we'd sat in on them, too. He referred to us as 'Ms. Adamsen', and 'Ms. Harkins', and didn't call me 'Charlie', even though it's on my press ID, which was hanging around my neck the whole time. He treated us properly, not casually, like a farmer would."
Ms. Adamsen smiled. "You'd make a better reporter than me, sweetie." She poked her finger at me. "But don't tell that to the Chief, or else he'll make us swap jobs." I couldn't help but smile.
***
Later that night, I swung on past Mr. Hammond's building. I stuck mainly by the large windows that looked in on Hammond's office, where he was meeting with some people who didn't particularly look like they'd be involved with a farmer. Bad thing, I couldn't hear them from outside the building, so I crawled up the wall to the nearest vent opening and pulled it off, then slipped into the vent shaft. I secured the vent cover back on and then made my trek toward Hammond's office.
The bad thing about my mask? It doesn't exactly help me see in the dark. I probably scared two or three cleaning ladies as I bumped into the corners before finally finding the vent that overlooked Hammond's office. Their conversation told me I was very right about them not being legitimate business partners.
"If Richardson wants to fight me on this, let him. I don't really care. I've got enough men to take down both you and your petty boss." Hammond meant business, I could tell.
One of the others spoke, but I couldn't see which one. "Look, Mr. Hammond, let's be honest: whatever muscle you have, you just weaseled in to this city. Mr Richardson has been here for years, he's bought as many judges as you have condos in Italy."
Hammond laughed. "I have ten condos in Italy. None of them on the books in this name."
"And Mr. Richardson has ten judges, and a dozen cops in every precinct." That didn't please me. That meant that twelve (or more, if he was just using hyperbole) of the cops that my dad works with were in mob pockets. I'd have to tell Dad. "There ain't nothin' in this city that Mr. Richardson doesn't have his hands in."
Hammond laughed again. "Y'know, Mr. Stevens, Richardson is yesterday's news. A week ago, a man in a gold and blue leotard floated over a shootout and stopped a girl who could make things explode with her hands. A girl who can shoot webs from her fingertips has been spotted beating down Upscales with a boy who can jump-kick a man three blocks." I heard him stand up, or at least it sounded like he stood up, I couldn't really tell. "People with super powers - Post-Humans, as I like to call them - are emerging every day, and not just in East City." He chuckled. "And not just on the right side of the law, either."
The third man, who hadn't spoken until now, finally said, "We know about the freaks, Mr. Hammond, we've even dealt with a couple. Just yesterday, I whacked a stupid punk who tried to glue my feet to the subway tracks using goop from his hands. What's they got to do with it?"
I slowly lifted up the vent cover and tried to get a better look. Lucky me, I was on the opposite side of the room and none of them were looking in my direction. I crawled out and ducked into a shadow in the corner. Hammond was standing, like I'd thought, so was one of the other guys, but the third was sitting.
The standing man - the one who had spoken third - pulled out a cigarette and lit up. "These freaks ain't all that special, Mr. Hammond."
Hammond smiled. "I beg to differ." He looked toward the door, where his assistant, that nasty bitch, walked in. "Have you met Svetlana? She's a very skilled woman." He turned his head to face her. "Svetlana, show them what you can do."
And with a puff of smoke and a very weird noise (y'know that 'BAMF' noise that Nightcrawler makes in X-Men comics? It sounded an awful lot like that), Nasty Bitch disappeared. She then reappeared behind Standing Man and grabbed him, applying pressure to his neck. Sitting Man stood up and pulled out a gun, but Nasty Bitch disappeared again, this time with Standing Man (I need to learn their names... this is sad... 'Standing Man', 'Sitting Man'... I could have named Native Americans in a past life). They reappeared beside Hammond, who was grinning like a sonuvabitch.
"I believe this demonstration is good enough, wouldn't you agree?" Hammond said, taking Standing Man's cigarette from his hands and puffing on it himself.
I couldn't stand - or, well, stick to a wall - for this. I quietly dropped to the floor, and then I shot a webline at Standing Man and pulled him away from Nasty Bitch, then, for kicks, did the same with the cigarette that Hammond was enjoying. "Y'know, smoking is very bad for you. Plus, East City kinda has this law where you can't smoke in office buildings and, well, this counts as an office building."
Nasty Bitch disappeared, and I thank my spider-sense (yeah, I still haven't renamed it; spider-sense it is) for warning me that she was going to appear behind me, even though I probably could have guessed it after seeing her do it twice to these guys. I jumped up and landed on the ceiling just as Nasty Bitch rebamfed behind where I'd been standing. She scowled up at me.
"Aw, does that mean you like me? I wouldn't know, I've never had a Rottweiler." I just happened to be perfecting my trash-talking witticisms as well. "Hey, does that foam in your mouth mean you've got rabies, because my doctor told me to stay away from rabid dogs." I webbed her in the mouth. "There we go, good as new." I did a couple acrobatic moves that I didn't even know I was capable of when my spider-sense warned me of the incoming bullets, then landed on the floor and cartwheeled over to Hammond and his two goon friends. "I wish somebody had told me I was playing the role of target at the end of the shooting range, I've never been good at that."
Hammond simply folded his arms across his chest. "Ah, the spider girl."
"No, Spider-Girl is trademarked by Marvel, you can call me Arachnya." I was smirking under my mask, even though I knew they couldn't see it. "I'm totally different, and in no way resemble Spider-Man, Spider-Girl, Spider-Pig, Spider... anybody else." I used my webs to pull the guns away from the goons. "I've never gotten along with these things. Granted, I'm just a kid, so what do I know about guns."
"You're doing very well, Ms. Arachnya. You seem to have forgotten one thing, however."
"What's that? Oh! You mean your teleporting guard dog! No, I hadn't forgotten about her, actually." Just as she reappeared behind me, I hit her in the face with the back of my fist. "She should really learn some new moves, like maybe sit, or roll over." I weblined back up to the ceiling and back into the vent, but before I left, I poked my head out. "Oh, and by the way, you have the dirtiest vents I've ever crawled through! Couldn't you at least clean them once?"
***
"Charlie... Charlie... Charlie... My baby, my daughter, the light o' my life, can you please. Tell me. You didn't antagonize a multi-billionaire with ties to the mob?" Dad asked/shouted when I got to his office.
I shrugged, pouted. "Well, antagonize is a pretty strong word." I took a sip of the soda I bought downstairs. "I maybe surprised him. Intimidated, even. I'm pretty sure I made him piss his pants."
Dad rubbed at his forehead. "Kiddo... When your mom and I said you could be a super hero, somehow, I didn't think pissing off the mob and telling me I've got bent cops in my own precinct was gonna come three days later."
I shrugged again. "Sorry, Dad. If it helps, I used all that detective stuff you inadvertently taught me to figure out that he was a bad guy."
He sighed. "Sadly, sweetie, all those pictures you took can't be admitted into evidence when our only lead comes from somebody wearing a yellow and black mask with googly eyes."
I blushed. "They're not googly eyes!"
He raised his hands. "Calm down, Charlie." He sighed again. "Look, the bent cops thing I can take care of with random testing, maybe get between three to five of 'em out here, that'll give us pretty good hints at the others, but I doubt we can get 'em all." He stood up and jabbed his finger at me. "Don't you go stirring up trouble with Hammond, okay? By virtue of being the new money on the block, he'll already be the subject of a minor investigation soon, anyway." He sat back down. "Head on home, honey, your mom's probably worried."
I smiled. "Okay, Dad. See ya later."
***
Of course, little did I know that I'd accidentally be stirring up more trouble the following day, when Ms. Adamsen and I were sent in to get a statement from him about the 'break-in' from the night before.
"Mr. Hammond, a word?" Ms. Adamsen said, walking up to him with a tape recorder in her hand. This time, my camera was confiscated by the on-duty officer before I got inside the building, so I was pretty much just there to be Ms. Adamsen's.... sigh... sidekick. Good thing that cop forgot that smartphones can take pictures. "This was a pretty intense break-in, rumor on the street is that Arachnya was involved." Hey, I was making a name for myself.
He waved his hands. "Not in the robbery, itself. She attempted to stop the criminals afterward, but they were a little too fast for her." That's not how it happened. I punk-slapped your bitch and humiliated you in front of a couple of mob goons. "I considered myself lucky, actually. The fact that Arachnya just happened to be swinging past this building of all buildings."
"And was anything of lasting import stolen?"
He shook his head. "No, simply the money out of my personal safe. It only totaled about nine thousand in marked bills, they should be easily traceable." A phone rang. I checked my phone, but it wasn't mine, it was his. "Excuse me," he said, "I have to take this."
"Of course," Ms. Adamsen said, then she shut off her tape recorder. "C'mon, Charlotte, we've got a story to go sell to the Chief. Hey, where'd your camera go?"
"Cop downstairs confiscated it."
"Okay, first we have to get your camera back. Too bad you didn't get any pictures."
I held up my phone. "Who said I didn't get any pictures?"
She smiled. "You're turning into quite the little news hound, sweetie. We make a pretty damn good team."
I smiled, then followed her downstairs.
***
The one thing I didn't like about Timmy: He won't stop trying to impress me by telling me how frickin' pretty I am. I get it, I look good! Just shut up once in a while!
I spent the rest of my shift sitting at my computer in the photography department printing out all the pictures I snapped with my phone. Timmy was trying to tell me about some job he just did with Mr. Cabot, but I was barely listening. Hell, I was barely awake, thanks to my late-night visit to Hammond's office the night before.
"And see this one?" Timmy asked, holding out a photo. "I took it at the docks this morning, Mr. Cabot and I were staking out, watching some freighter from that one Eastern European country. Um..."
I remembered it for him. "Losvina? The place we have a trade embargo with?"
"Yeah! That place!"
I leaned back in my chair. "Look, Timmy, I'm sorry, I'm just not paying much attention. I could barely sleep last night, and I've got all this stuff to do for Ms. Adamsen."
He waved his hands. "No, no, it's cool."
My phone rang. "And to top it all off," I checked the caller ID, "my dad's calling me." I answered it. "Hi, Daddy."
"Charlie," his voice came over the phone, "I thought we agreed you'd only call me that when you give me an extremely feminine hug."
"It slipped out. What do you need?"
"When you get home tonight - and I mean get home tonight, no late night wall-crawling - tell your mom I'll be at the office all night. I tried to get a hold of her just a little bit ago, but then I remembered she's at her yoga class, and she can't answer the phone and..."
I giggled. "Okay, Dad. I'll tell her."
"Good girl. I expect a hug when I get home."
"You'll get it. Bye, Daddy."
"Bye, baby." He hung up, and then so did I. Timmy was sitting there, looking at me with a smile on his face.
"What?" I asked.
"I've never heard you talk to your dad before."
"He usually doesn't call me here, but he's working late tonight and needed me to tell my mom." I slipped my phone back into my pocket. I looked at the clock, it was getting close to quitting time. I sighed. Timmy liked me, he wasn't a bad guy on his own, plus Frank had absolutely no interest in dating me.
And there I was thinking about getting a boyfriend. Stupid, stupid, silly, silly me. I'm a girl barely a week, and one of the most important things I can think about is this? I had weird priorities.
Still, I had to ask. "Hey, Tim, you wanna go get a bite to eat after work?"
He smiled. "Sure."
***
And so, of course, getting a bite to eat still meant working, because there was Timmy and me, just minding our own business and actually talking, and in comes those two goons from the night before. I was a little afraid that they could tell who I was, but there was no way they should have been able to. I still kept my eyes on them, though, all through the painfully quick Big Mac and fries that I ordered.
"So, your dad's a cop, right?" Timmy asked me, drawing my attention away from those goons.
I turned back to him. "Uh, yeah."
"Bet he's got some great stories to tell you."
I smiled. "He does. Like the first time he met Guardian." I shoved a couple fries in my mouth. "I met him, once, after Ms. Adamsen and I were sent to interview him and my dad last week." Twice, actually, I met him the same day my dad did, though I couldn't tell Tim that. "That was my first day at the Brigade, actually."
"She told me about that the next day, when you didn't show up for that orientation."
I sighed. Oh, yeah. Forgot about that. "I was dealing with some... well... personal stuff."
"I'll bet! You were one of those two that that weird robot attacked. Did your friend make it out okay?"
Oh, great, he knew about that. "Yeah, he did. Bruised neck, but nothing substantially bad."
And then those two goons finally did something to stop me from saying something embarrassing or in danger of outing myself as Arachnya: they decided to rob the place. Really. I'm not joking. Two mob hitmen decided to rob a McDonalds five blocks away from a police precinct. Real frickin' geniuses, these two.
"Shut the hell up and give us the cash, dumbass!" one of them - the cigarette smoker - shouted, drawing his gun. He hadn't managed to clean the web gunk off of it, I noticed. It made me giggle, lightly.
The other one was aiming his gun at all the rest of us in the restaurant. I was about to get up and do something about it, but - much to my surprise - Tim beat me to it.
"Hey! C'mon! There's gotta be better places to hold up at eleven o'clock at night! Leave this place alone!" He held his hands up.
The other guy walked up to him and put his gun to Tim's temple. "Shut up, kid, and put your wallet in my hand!"
Tim pulled his wallet out. "You want this? Three old hand-me-down GI Joe cards, a nickel, two dimes and six pennies? You want this?"
Thank God Tim was distracting him and the other guy was busy emptying the registers, because I pulled my phone out and quickly texted the police. About six seconds later, sirens could be heard. The two goons looked surprised and angry. "Which one of youse pansies called the cops?!" He fired a bullet at the ceiling. "I wanna know which one of you little bitches called the cops!"
I got up from my seat and walked up beside Tim. "Me. I did," I said calmly.
The goon with his gun to Tim's head suddenly pointed it at mine. "I get it," he said, "you had your boyfriend here distract me!"
"Boyfriend?" Tim asked, looking at me.
"You've got a shot at it," I said.
"Nah, I'm taking the shot!" the goon said, and then he pulled the trigger. I didn't even need my spider-sense to know to duck and pull Tim down with me. By the time the goon lowered his gun to shoot at us again, the cops got there, and we were saved! I wiped sweat from my forehead that I didn't even know had accumulated, gave my statement to the police, and then headed home after grabbing my backpack from the office.
It was time to pay someone a visit.
***
I told Mom about Dad staying at work, then I made my back to Hammond's building. I couldn't get in through the same vent, thanks to Hammond having increased security, but it didn't matter. Hammond wasn't there. I could see his desk from the window and saw that he had a late night dinner with none other than "Big Mike" Richardson. Delminio's, nice place. Dad took Mom and I there a couple days ago, in belated celebration of his promotion as well as my first successful outing as Arachnya.
Delminio's was a pretty high-class place, and had a nice balcony with the 'good' tables. Lucky me, Hammond and Richardson were having dinner there. I shut off my camera's flash, adjusted the zoom, set the timer and webbed it to a nearby building that was overlooking the balcony. I turned on a tape recorder, stuffed it in my bra (no pockets on my costume, sadly, because a rectangular plastic device between your breasts feels so freaking awkward I can't really describe it now). I swung past and landed in the third seat at the criminals' table.
"Hey, guys! Nice to see two upstanding citizens having a late night dinner at the most up-scale joint in town." I turned to a very surprised waiter. "Hey, can I get some pizza in this place?"
Hammond smiled, Richardson scowled. "Nice to see you again, Arachnya," Hammond said.
I propped my feet up on the table and took Hammond's drink from him. Dad probably wasn't going to be happy that my first taste of alcohol just happened to be at the time I further antagonized a multi-billionaire with connections to the mob, but I still took a drink. "Oh, by the way, nice touch, telling the papers that you were robbed and I tried to stop the robbers. It was the first time I ever read the front page and thought it was the funnies."
Richardson was still scowling, but what mob boss doesn't? "What's this bitch doing here, Gustav?"
"Oh, Gustav? You guys are on a first name basis? I didn't know that, Big Mike! Say, do you exchange gifts at Christmas, too? Do you pull names out of a fedora and then go rob a toy store to get that one special doll that your buddy wants?" I took another sip. "That would be so cute if you did."
Hammond's smile was practically ear to ear. "Tell me, young lady, are you old enough to drink?"
"Not really, but I didn't pay for it." Much to my surprise, that waiter came back with a pizza from a local pizza joint. I took it from him. "Hey, thanks, I wasn't expecting that. I'll swing by later with the money to pay for it."
Hammond took out his wallet. "No need, I'll pay for it now." He pulled out two hundreds and handed them to the waiter. "Give one of those to the man downstairs and keep the change."
Realizing that that was probably my cue to leave, I handed Hammond back his drink and hopped up on the table, sending Big Mike's drink flying in his face. "Sorry, boys, gotta run. I'll see you some other time, though, probably with a can of whupass to lay into you." I shot a webline and started swinging away. "Thanks for the pizza!" I shouted back at him. He was gone by the time I grabbed my camera.
***
"I brought pizza home!" I said, landing in my bedroom. Mom didn't look too happy. "What? I didn't steal it."
"You didn't tell me that you were at the McDonalds that was robbed."
I stuffed a slice of pizza in my mouth. "Sorry," I said, though a full mouth. "I was getting a bite to eat with Tim."
Her eyebrow raised. "Tim?"
"He's a boy who works at the Brigade with me, in the photography department." I grabbed for my camera and held it up. "Which reminds me, I've gotta head out there quick, I've got a lead on a big story that I want to get to Ms. Adamsen."
***
Thankfully, Ms. Adamsen was still there, still working when I arrived. I walked up to her desk and placed both the photos and the tape recorder in front of her. "What's this, Charlie?" she asked.
"You can thank Arachnya for this stuff. I was walking home after work and she grabbed me and told me about a big scoop she had for me. She dropped me off on a roof and had me take pictures while she got Hammond to incriminate himself."
Ms. Adamsen's eyes lit up. "You're joking! That's what's on this tape recorder?"
I shrugged. "I assume. I didn't listen to it."
She stood up and pulled me into the Chief's office. "We're gonna find out now."
***
"MULTI-BILLIONAIRE CHARGED WITH MAFIA TIES!
"By Anna Adamsen
"Thanks to evidence given to the Brigade's news team, multi-billionaire Gustav Hammond was charged with mafia ties, and now sits in city jail until his upcoming trial. The East City Police Department is currently performing a massive investigation of the business giant, who recently moved to East City from the Midwest."
***
I read the single paragraph and set the paper down. "That's all you could write?" I asked Ms. Adamsen.
"No, I wrote plenty, but Barry wouldn't print it all, thanks to that Losvina story that Keith and Timmy were on top of. We pull up this big story about a billionaire with connections to the mob, and we get pushed to one-paragraph sidebar!"
I waved my hands. "It's okay. At least he's behind bars for now."
She leaned back in her seat. "Yeah, but you can bet he's got the best lawyers in the city on his side. He'll be out again, soon, but now he's got the public spotlight on him." She held out her coffee cup. "We're gonna get this guy, kiddo."
I tapped my own coffee cup against hers and then sat back and smiled.
The Gathering, Part One
I'm one of those people who actually likes school, but going there has gotten increasingly difficult, especially since I got my powers. I've had a hard time learning to control them, and I've even accidentally burst the toilet pipes at home more than once. I can't begin to count how many times we've called a plumber in to fix things. At least I'm not blowing up my TV anymore. I also haven't blown up the microwave in the past couple days. Aunt Holly was at least starting to tolerate this whole mess.
I don't walk to school. I live quite a ways away from Midtown High, where I go. I ride the bus, and you'd think being the niece of a Big City Detective would get you some sort of perks, but it doesn't. I hear the captain's daughter doesn't even get special treatment (and I also thought the captain had a son). I have to sit at the back of the bus, simply because I'm the last stop, and everybody else takes the good seats up front. I have to sit on the crappiest seat, with a spring poking me in the butt. And that's a much bigger target thanks to the fact that I'm not a guy anymore.
Speaking of targets. As I got on the bus, I noticed one of the guys who nabbed me the day of the Event (as the newspapers keep calling it, after interviewing that Guardian guy who threw me in jail). I told my aunt that I couldn't recognize any of them, but I lied. I did recognize this guy. Of course, it wasn't very hard. He always wore a black vest without a shirt on underneath, and it the vest was usually always open. Also very distinguishing was the pink mohawk that he had.
I didn't know if he recognized me, because I'd not only dyed my hair back to red, but I got a haircut and styled it differently, as well. I stuck to plain clothing, as opposed that the halter top/skinny jeans combo they'd made me wear that day. Lucky him, I couldn't do anything to him here, but I would eventually. I just needed a little more restraint.
***
All through school, I focused on not breaking something. I was getting better at controlling my powers, but they were still just a little out of my bounds. I was so focused on not destroying something with an accidental hand wave that I nearly bumped into a sophomore girl, who managed to just miss hitting me.
"Sorry!" I said.
She shrugged. "It's okay." She narrowed her eyes at me. "Do I know you?"
I had no idea what she meant, I'd never seen this girl in my life, save for occasionally seeing her here at school, but something about her did seem familiar. "I don't think so," I said.
She shook her head. "Sorry, I got you confused. Thanks for not bumping into me." And with that, she was away. I watched her walk away and couldn't shake the feeling that I'd seen her before, but not her face. Oh well, maybe I was just confused, like her. This is East City, after all. Thirteen million people live here, and sometimes, people could look similar to one another.
***
Angel loved her gift. It had been tough to accept, at first, thanks the shock of the change. Given her interactions with other Chosen in the three weeks since the Event, she'd found similar stories, and then others that were similar to Guardian or Arachnya, where the change had been accepted almost instantly. She didn't understand why some accepted the changes quickly and others did not, it seemed to be as random as the Choosing itself.
She landed on the edge of a rooftop and rested for a moment. She loved her gift but flying around the city looking for people to help did tire her wings out. Another thing she loved was watching the city at night. It was a beautiful sight. She could even see the John Adams Bridge from where she was, a bridge she'd traversed many times during her normal human existence as Bernard Winchester. It was lit up against the night sky, gleaming like a lost, forgotten star. The light was reflected in the river below, almost like an inverted Aurora Borealis.
Angel sighed, then smiled. Nothing made her happier than just enjoying the sight of the city. It was something she hadn't experienced when she was Bernard, Bernard would have only had time to go between work and home, putting in twelve hours at the office, then spending what waking time he had left with his wife, Gloria. Gloria was about the only thing Angel missed from those days.
She stood up and wiggled her toes. She was wearing a simple pair of sandals that Gloria had given her, but she could just as easily go barefoot and would never feel physical pain. She had even intentionally tried to injure herself and it had failed time and time again. It made her feel a little out of place among all the rest of the Chosen, but there had to be others who were incredibly resistant to injury and harm.
She was about fly away, to where she was next needed, but she stopped as soon as she heard voices coming from inside the top floor apartment of the building she'd landed on. She stopped and listened to the raised voices.
"No, Aunt Holly, I wasn't!" a young woman's voice shouted.
"Stop right there, Monica Montoya, and talk to me!" An older woman's voice, she sounded like she held a position of authority.
"I already told you, I wasn't involved! I went straight to the library after school, you can ask people!"
"Like who, Monica?"
"I don't remember any of their names! Kids from school, I guess."
"You guess?"
"Aunt Holly, I wasn't beating people up, okay? I'm trying to figure out how to control my powers, not use them wildly just to have some semblance of revenge!" There was the sound of a slammed door, and then the girl climbed out her window and stood on the fire escape. "God!"
Angel recognized this young woman. Her hair was styled, cut and colored differently, but this girl had gone by the name of 'Quake', and had helped a gang rob a bank. This had happened at the same time Bernard was going though his identity crisis, so, clearly, this girl had had an easier time coping with her new form than Angel herself had.
"I don't get it," the girl said, "I'm telling the truth, and she doesn't believe me. I lie to her, and she believes me! Why is it that when I'm honest and true, she thinks I'm lying?"
Angel felt confused. The girl obviously wasn't talking to her, she had no idea Angel was even there. Who was this girl talking to? Maybe she's simply talking to herself, Angel thought.
The girl sat down on the fire escape, curled up, and began to cry. Angel landed back down on the roof and knelt down to watch. Maybe there was something she could do to help this girl. It would all come to her soon.
***
Aunt Holly was pissing me off. She wouldn't believe me if I swore on a Bible, had a judge for a witness, or, hell, even if she witnessed it! She just doesn't want to believe me, and I can't figure out why. I banged my head against the brick behind me and shut my eyes. I hated this. I needed alone time.
Too bad I wasn't destined to get it. I opened my eyes and saw a woman standing on the roof, looking down at me. I sprung up and readied myself for a fight. "Who are you?" I asked.
She stood up, fluttered her angel wings and landed on the fire escape with me. She stared at me, I stared at her, I studied her. She was probably between twenty-five and thirty, with perfect features, like I imagine an angel would. She was wearing a purple halter top and similarly purple pants. Her angel wings were quite a sight, as was her simply perfect beauty. If I was still a guy, I'd probably have a hard on.
Granted, if she's anything like me, she used to be a guy.
The woman smiled. "I'm Angel, a Chosen, just like you."
"Wait, a Chosen? What is this, some sort of mystical thing bestowed upon special people?"
The woman reached out and touched me on the chin. "Don't you think you're special?"
"Well, no. I feel like the day I changed, I was humiliated and made to do something illegal."
"I know. You're Monica Montoya, but you used to be Jose. You were used by the Upscales to rob a bank a couple days after the Event. You go to Midtown High, and your aunt is a detective in the East City Police Department, precinct fifteen."
I sighed and leaned back against the wall, arms folded. "How'd you know that?"
"It's my gift. Yours happens to be demolishing things with your mind."
I corrected her, "My hands, actually. And I can't completely control it."
She then corrected me, "No, your mind. You think your gift comes from your hands, but that is merely a result of your not knowing how to control yourself."
I rolled my eyes. "Wow, you seem to know everything about me, but I don't know jack about you. Other than the fact that I've seen you on TV before."
She took me by the hands and then lifted me up, up, up, up... Okay, we only went to the roof, but that's up enough for me. "I know because it's my gift to know. I know every Chosen I meet, though it can take a little bit of time for the knowledge to come. I had to wait for you to finish your little argument with your aunt before I knew anything about you."
I sighed. "You heard that, huh? It's about all we do, now." I laughed at myself. "Why am I telling you this? I don't know you, despite your in-depth excess knowledge in my life, you don't know me. Why am I telling you this stuff?"
Angel reached out to me. "Because we're alike. We're both Chosen, and we can help one another."
I laughed again. "What help do you need? You obviously have complete control over your powers, I still accidentally blow up mailboxes when I walk past them! I was sitting in the school cafeteria last week and I blew out every window just because I accidentally bit down on a plastic fork! You don't need help, and you can't help me!"
With that, I stomped over to the fire escape, hopped down onto it, and every window on the opposite building exploded. I knew I was gonna catch hell for that from Aunt Holly, but I really didn't care. I just wanted that Angel woman the hell away from me. I shut my window and sat down on my bed. I needed my alone time, still.
***
Gustav Hammond sat behind his desk and lit a cigar. He was grateful that his lawyers had done their job, gotten him out of jail within a mere twenty-four hours, and then he was back behind his desk enjoying his cigars. Three weeks later, he'd managed to eliminate all traces of guilt or connections to the East City mafia. He was as legitimate a businessman as young Arachnya was a hero. Granted, she wasn't as big a hero as Guardian, but she was still making headlines.
He tapped a button on his desk and asked, "Ms. Narekova, what's my two o'clock?"
Seconds later, Svetlana Narekova appeared in front of his desk and set down a memo book. "William Brand, of Brand Industries in Larsen City, across the River. He'll be here to discuss your proposed partnership."
Of course, he remembered now. The security firm that the two of them were going to fund. Though security wasn't exactly the right word. It was more-or-less going to be Hammond's private militia, despite Brand's additional support. It was quite the ingenious plan, as well. Nothing public could be tied to them, and as far as the world was concerned, it was simply a security company, there to defend the great peoples of East City or Larsen City. Brand would certainly never be able to figure it out.
He handed her back the memo book. "Thank you, Svetlana. I imagine you'll be there when we meet?"
She nodded. "Of course, sir."
He smiled. "I'm quite glad I promoted you after your change. From simple copy boy to my personal assistant simply because of a gender change."
She smiled. "Not just a gender change, sir." She disappeared, then reappeared beside him. "There are other things I can do, too," she whispered in his ear, then kissed him on the back of the neck. He touched her chin and smiled back at her.
"Remember, don't use your abilities unless absolutely necessary. Brand doesn't know you're a Chosen, and he can't know."
She nodded. "I understand, sir."
Svetlana stood behind him as the door opened and in walked sophisticated businessman William Brand. He was the product of many boarding schools, wealthy parents and a thousand board room meetings. Devilishly handsome, and quite the playboy, as well. As far as Hammond was concerned, they were complete opposites, though they both shared a rich upbringing. Granted, Hammond's was hidden in years of falsified records stating he'd been born in Kansas and grew up a farmer, the son of a fertilizer plant owner.
Hammond stood up and walked around his desk to shake hands with the young billionaire in front of him. "Mr. Brand, it's good to meet you."
Brand smiled. "Nice to meet you, as well."
"So, the security firm."
Brand sat down on one of the couches, Hammond sat down on the other. "Yes. Just a little something to keep the rise of these super humans in check."
Hammond imagined he looked surprised. "You're not a believer in post-humans like the Guardian?"
Brand relaxed his posture. "Let's just say I'm overly cautious. People like Guardian, or this other one I've heard about named Seeker, while they seem to be on the right side of the spectrum, there are likely others who aren't." His eyes seemed to focus on Svetlana, Hammond noticed. "People need to be defended against the ones who wish to use their powers for anything less than legal."
Hammond sat back in his seat. "You think there are post-humans on the wrong side of the law?"
Brand pulled out his phone, clicked on something, then set the phone down in front of Hammond. It was a video of Arachnya and Seeker thwarting the bank robbery by the Upscales just a few days after the Event. "This one calls herself Quake, and she obviously doesn't like police."
"She also hasn't been seen since that day. There are rumors that she's gone underground."
"And other super humans have been springing up every few days since then, all over the country, if not the world."
Hammond slid Brand's phone back across the table. "I'm sorry, Mr. Brand. I'm not entirely sure I can help you in this endeavor."
Brand smiled. "Is it because of Ms. Narekova back there?" His smile widened, likely because of the shocked expressions on both Hammond and Svetlana's faces. "As a matter of fact, I do know about Ms. Narekova's unique ability." He turned his head slightly toward her. "I wouldn't teleport behind me, if I were you. I'm a very hard man to sneak up on."
Hammond sat forward. "You're a man of many secrets yourself, aren't you?"
Brand stood up. "No more than you, Gustav. No more than you."
***
Hammond watched Brand's car drive away. He knew Svetlana was behind him, but he didn't look at her. "Make sure he's followed. I want to know every secret William Brand has."
Though he wasn't looking at her, he knew she nodded.
***
Anna Adamsen took a sip of her warm Coca Cola and once again cursed Barry for not getting his maintenance crew working on the air conditioning. She looked over at her young assistant and saw that even tomboyish Charlie Harkins was wearing short shorts and a tank top. Timmy Saul walked up to them, sat down, and handed Anna a folder full of photos. "Here you go, Ms. Adamsen. All the pictures I took of that Delancy Street Gang hide out that the cops raided yesterday."
Anna took the photos. "Thanks, Tim." She looked at the two photographer teenagers. "Look, you two, I can't think of anything else for you to do today. Get your butts home and out of this oven."
Charlie grabbed her book bag and flashed a pained smile. "Thanks, Ms. Adamsen."
"Hey, kid, what's wrong?"
She shrugged. "My parents are having some problems, that's all. It's nothing a little walk around town can't hurt."
With that, the two of them walked out together. Anna smirked. It was pretty obvious those two were getting closer, but she was still having a little trouble with the nice-looking reporter sitting at the desk next to hers. Keith Cabot wasn't an easy man to make interested. She walked over to him and saw that he was sweating into his drink, just like she had been.
"Say," he started, "you talked to Charlie? She gave me these pictures she took of Guardian the other day, but every time I ask her where she got them, she just says..."
She cut him off. "Trade secret?"
"She gives you the same thing?"
"So does Timmy. The art of photography, obviously, is a magic that they don't want to let us reporters in on."
He chuckled. "I guess. The weird thing is that a couple of these look almost like she was hanging off a flagpole to get them."
"Maybe she was. The girl's pretty good at her craft, I'll give her that. Being the daughter of a respected ECPD captain doesn't hurt her detective skills, either."
Keith wiped his forehead, then stood up. "What do you say we get out of here and get a bite to eat?"
Anna smiled. "I'd like that."
***
THAT NIGHT:
A lone figure stood upon a building, looking down on East City. Though he lacked a symbol on his chest, and 'ears' upon his mask, he resembled the classic hero Batman, thanks mostly in part due to his having purchased a Batman costume to forge his own from. There were differences. While the costume he bought was black and gray, the one he wore was completely gray, save for two black panels running under his arms to down his legs to his boots. His 'utility belt' was not yellow, it was black. There were always things that needed to be changed when making one's own way into the super hero business.
He looked down upon the city. He didn't come from this city, but he knew it like the back of his hand, having studied it extensively. There was no corner, no alley, no dead end he didn't know, and he would use that to his advantage. Then, after he was done there, he would return to his home town of Larsen City, and would continue there.
Though he wasn't going by the name Batman, he was using a portion of that famous hero's other alias. The Knight jumped and swooped down upon another rooftop and began his crusade toward helping East City.
***
Josh Reston hid inside his closet and hoped to God that no one came looking for him. He was crying, something he hadn't done since he was four. Nine years of pseudo male toughness gone just like his maleness, in an instant. Now, he simply cowered in his closet, and tried not to touch his new female features. He just wanted to die.
That morning, Josh Reston had awoken to find a strange woman floating above him. An unnatural light glowed from her body, and she told him that there was something wrong with his form. She scared him, since she had simply appeared on top of him. He wanted to squirm away from her, but he hadn't been able to. She touched him on the forehead, said only the word Spark and then disappeared in a pink and green mist.
Josh had then watched as his body changed, shifted into his new form. He touched his breasts as they grew, felt his groin invert. With every change came a new sensation, with every sensation came a new fear.
With every fear came a new realization.
The realizations brought the crying, the crying took him into the closet, There he sat, hoping that no one would find him, that no one would care that he was missing. His parents rarely ever checked up on him anyway, maybe now would be the time they actually decided to care about their son, wouldn't that be ironic?
He wanted to stop crying, but he couldn't. His eyes did nothing but water, despite his best efforts. He could stop, for some reason. Maybe it was his newfound female hormones kicking in, and nine years of repressed emotion coming back at him in force. He hated it. He really, really hated it.
As he sat there, in the dark, in the closet, he didn't notice the flickering light bulbs in his bedroom. There was no way he could.
***
I slipped on a ski mask and hopped between fire escapes to get to the specific alley where the Upscales grabbed me that day, three weeks ago. I was getting pretty good at using my powers to sort of propel me forward. It caused a little property damage, but it got me where I needed to go. Luckily for me, though, the property damage that I did cause was so minimal that nobody ever rushed out of their apartments to find me.
I saw them: three Upscales beating up a kid I knew from school. I landed on the ground behind them and whistled. The two flanking the assaulter turned toward me and each tried to take a swing at me at the same time. I did a somersault backward, then used the ground beneath the left one's feet to spring him up into the air. The other one looked shocked, then pulled out a knife. He tried to take another swing at me, but I caught him off guard by rushing straight at him and grabbing him by the arm. I threw him over my shoulder, on top of the other one.
The last one had stopped beating up the kid - I noticed, it was that girl I'd bumped in to the other day - and turned to face me. He walked up to me, no hesitation or fear in his face, and the first words out of his mouth were, "Monica Montoya, get up and get to school!"
***
I woke up to my alarm clock blaring loudly in my ear, alongside Aunt Holly banging on my door. I switched my alarm off and smacked myself in the head. Of course I wasn't that good with my powers. It was only last night that I'd blown out all the windows of the apartment building next to ours. I quickly struggled to get dressed, then down the stairs to the street just in time to catch the bus before it left me there.
There was a new addition to the bus, I noticed. Black kid, scruffy hair. His hands were behind his head as he casually sat back in my usual seat. He was the only one in my seat. I kind of ignored him and sat down anyway.
All through the bus ride to school, that guy wouldn't stop staring at me. It was creepy and flattering at the same time, thanks to the fact that I've spent three weeks sleeping in female hormones. If I were still a guy, I'd just find it outrageously creepy. I just tried to block him out, but that was incredibly difficult. It was like the guy was staring into my frickin' soul, or something.
By the time the bus got to school, I was ready to deck the guy, he'd been staring at me so much. A normal girl, like I wasn't, would probably have asked this guy to stop long before we got to school, but I was both preoccupied with the Upscale at the front of the bus and too extremely disturbed to even bother talking to the guy. And worse? He kept staring at me, while he followed me! Eventually, I actually did deck him.
"What's your problem?!" I screamed at him.
He rubbed at his jaw. "I was hoping to talk to you, pretty chick."
"So talk, don't just stare at me like a perverted stalker!"
The guy didn't say anything, he just kept staring. After about five minutes of me boiling with rage, he finally threw his hands up in defense and said, "Hey, hey, it's okay! Don't go blowin' me up or anything, sweet cheeks." I think my shock made him laugh. "Yeah, I figured that was you who blew out all the windows in my building last night."
"I didn't... um... I didn't hurt anybody, did I?"
"Well, you scared the crap out of a ton of people, but I don't think anybody got hurt." He knelt down to tie his shoe. "Nice to know there's another Chosen in the neighborhood besides me."
"You're a Chosen?" I can't believe I was already using that term. "What do you do?"
He looked around, like he was looking for someone, but we were in a very secluded part of the outside of the school, just outside the football field fence. He then turned back to me, stood up, and suddenly, I was looking down at him again, despite his having stood up. I looked down at my feet and saw that I wasn't on the ground!
"I'm a telekinetic. My real name's Colin, but you can call me Hold-Up."
"Hold-Up? Could you have chosen a lamer name?"
He lowered me. "I'm pretty sure you didn't pick yours, either. What did the alien chick tell you, 'Blast-Off'?"
So, learning a crappy fake name wasn't an isolated incident. Maybe every Chosen was like that. "Quake, actually. But don't ever call me that. Monica, my name's Monica."
"Yeah, you're a cop's niece, right? I've seen you before."
"I'm going ot assume you also had a very... well... interesting experience that day, too? You're a guy, so I'm going to guess you were a girl before it happened, right?"
He nodded. "Yup. From what my cousin tells me - he's a Chosen, too, by the way - all of us swapped genders. It doesn't make sense, but, hey, it's the place we're stuck in. I'm not complaining."
I sat down on the ground, back against the wall. "How come?"
He sat down beside me. "When I was changed, I was in the middle of bein' raped. Stupid ass racists, thought they could get a few notches in their belt raping a black girl. Then that woman showed up, they all got scared, and I was saved. Then, I was a guy." He sighed. "The things I did to them with my powers... I regret it now, but I didn't then."
I felt sorry for him. That's a traumatic experience. I was just threatened with rape, they didn't actually do it. "I was almost raped that day, too. Bunch of Upscales. Told me they'd do it if I didn't use my powers to help them."
He turned to me. "And did you?"
I nodded.
"You regret it?"
"Every day." I sighed. "One of 'em rides the bus with us. He's a major asshole, but I haven't done anything to stop him, since I can't control my powers."
Colin stood up, held his hand out to help me up. "C'mon."
I took his hand and stood up. "Why? We should really get to class."
He shook his head. "Nope. You need to learn how to better control your powers, and I want some practice with mine. We're heading out to the docks to train. Nobody'll care about some splashes or missing crates."
I sighed again. "I hope this isn't a bad idea."
He smiled. "Trust me."
***
Henry Harkins was roused out of his light nap by the sounds of the sirens kicking on. He looked over at Holly, who was driving, and asked, "What's going on?"
She smiled. "Just got a call about some suspicious activity by the docks. Maybe it's those Delancy Street slugs we didn't catch last week."
He yawned. "Just so long as you take it easy on the way there. Last time I rode with you, I nearly lost my asshole."
She chuckled. "Cappy, that doesn't even make sense."
My daughter swings on webs and crawls walls. My life doesn't have a whole lot of sense anymore.
***
Colin lifted the crate I was standing on, which made me lose my balance. "Hey!" I shouted. "Put me the hell down!"
He laughed. "Just havin' a little fun, is all!"
"Well have fun without scaring the shit out of me!"
"Sorry!" He set the crate back down, and I jumped off of it and pushed him into the cargo container behind him. "Oooh! You wanna wrassle?"
"Don't be a dick, Colin! I could make your stomach explode, y'know."
"Yeah, but you won't."
"Wanna bet?"
"You're too cute to kill somebody on purpose."
I blushed. "Stop that."
He leaned down, kissed me on the cheek, then walked back over to the edge of the dock. "Okay, let's see if I can't pull something out of the water. I do that, you blow it up, okay?"
I shook off my little girly moment and nodded. "Use the Force, buddy, use the Force." He stuck his tongue out at me. He looked forward again and reached out with one hand, and a glowing purple aura appeared under the water. It was a crate he'd thrown in as soon as we got to the docks. He looked like he was struggling, I noticed. Maybe it was the inherent pressure under the water, even though there couldn't have been a whole lot of pressure right there. Not like out in the ocean, anyway. He held out his other hand and the purple aura glowed a little more brightly, and I finally saw the aura moving. I watched it emerge from the water and then I held out my own hand. "Here goes somethin'," I said. I concentrated on that box, that box, and then scared the crap out of myself when the box behind me exploded, sending wooden splinters straight up into the air. Colin dropped the other crate back into the water.
"Whoa! Maybe you should concentrate a little less, Ms. 'Splodey."
I was about to say something before somebody whistled. I looked toward the direction of the sound and saw Aunt Holly and Captain Harkins standing there, both with their weapons drawn, though Captain Harkins was putting his away. Aunt Holly, however, looked like she wanted to shoot me.
"Oh, crap..." I whispered.
***
Captain Harkins sat across the table from me, but I wasn't looking at him. I was looking down at the my oddly handcuff-less hands. I heard him sipping coffee, or something (if it was coffee, I don't know why, it's freaking a hundred degrees outside), but I wasn't really paying attention to anything.
Until he snapped his fingers. "Oh, Monica," he said, dragging my name out in a sing-song-y way. "Or, I guess I could call you 'Quake', but your aunt tells me you don't wanna hear that name anymore."
I looked at him. "I'm in a lot of trouble, aren't I?"
He had his feet propped up on the table, looking very relaxed. "Define trouble. You blew up several empty cargo crates, your boyfriend dropped about a half dozen more into the water and probably killed a few fish in the process, what exactly did you do wrong?"
"Vandalism? Terrorism? Trespassing? C'mon, I had to do something!"
He raised an eyebrow. "You seem like you're really hot to go to jail, little girl."
I sighed. "I did something wrong! What else are you gonna do to me?"
He sat forward. "Okay, this is weird. I get dozens of normal people coming through here every day, none of them ever want to be on your side of the table, facing what it is you want to face, but for some reason, you want to be punished for not even doing anything? Look, your aunt's pissed off at ya, ain't that enough?"
I buried my head under my arms on the table. "Why do you think I wanna go to jail?"
As if on cue, Aunt Holly opened the door. "Cappy, can I talk to her alone?"
He stood up. "First, lemme talk to you alone." And then, they both left the room.
***
Harkins led Holly into his office and shut the door. "First off, what the hell are you doing to that girl? She'd rather go to jail than go home."
She sighed. "I've been a little hard on her, lately. Look, Cappy, she's... well... not normal."
He raised an eyebrow. "That all you can say? I got that three weeks ago when she blew up a bank." He sat down behind his desk. "Look, Holly, everything I tell you right now has to be between us, and us alone."
She looked confused. "Whaddya mean?"
"I mean, seriously, nothing here gets repeated outside this office unless you're talkin' to your niece." He leaned forward in his chair. "Dealing with a Chosen - especially a teenage one - is a tough road."
She sat down in one of the chairs on the other side of his desk. "How did you know that?"
He raised his eyebrow again. "Really? We've worked with Guardian a dozen times in the last three weeks, I saw Monica blow up half a building, we just saw her blow up some shipping crates and you really want to know how I know they're called 'Chosen'?" He sat back in his chair. "I know, because Charlie's a Chosen."
"Your daughter? That little girl is a Chosen?"
"I'm going to have to learn your definition of little some other time, because Charlie's about six weeks away from her sixteenth birthday. Yes, she's a Chosen. Arachnya, actually."
Holly scoffed. "And she just happens to be the one with the tacky choice in costumes."
"I'll be sure to tell her you said that next week during Bring-Your-Daughter-to-Work Day." He sighed. "Look, Charlie and Monica go to the same school, and maybe the two of them can get together some time and Charlie can help Monica along. Charlie's got a pretty good handle on her powers, maybe she can help your niece get a handle on hers."
"Wait, if Charlie's Arachnya, then that means that she was at the bank three weeks ago, right?"
"Yes."
"That means that Charlie and Monica have already met."
He waved his hands. "Look, I'm not sayin' they have to be best friends, or anything, especially since Charlie's got an after-school job taking pictures for the Brigade. But, maybe Charlie's limited experience in super heroing can help Monica along."
Almost as if on cue, Monica burst through the doorway. "Aunt Holly!" she nearly screamed.
"What?" both Holly and Harkins said, concerned and annoyed, respectively.
"There's somebody here in the building, and they're watching me."
"There's a security camera in the interrogation room," Harkins explained. "Speaking of, what the hell are you doing out of the interrogation room?"
Monica shook her head. "Unless the cameras can project thoughts into your mind, that's not what I'm talking about."
***
Josh waited twenty-four hours before deciding to leave his closet. He got a pretty good surprise when he opened the closet door to see every light in his room turn on at exactly the same moment. He looked around and got a scare when he saw that two of the three lamps in the room weren't even plugged in.
What just happened? he thought, in his new female inner voice. That would take some getting used to. Did I do that? He dismissed that thought as soon as it emerged. There was no way he could have done it.
He slowly opened his bedroom door and moved out into the hallway. The rest of the house was quiet, almost like it was empty. He looked down the stairs and saw that few lights were on. He slowly descended the stairs and found that no one else was in the house. His parents were gone, and he was the only person in the house. Where did they go? he asked himself.
He got his answer a minute later when he found a note on the refrigerator. Josh, we couldn't get you out of your room to tell you that we had to go visit your aunt out in California. his mother's handwriting read. We should be back sometime later this week. There's money in the safe in case you need any groceries. Be good, be back ASAP. Mom.
He sighed. They always leave me alone. I had to be both the parent and the student at my parent/teacher conference last semester. He shouldn't have been surprised. He was more surprised that they didn't even care enough about him to open his bedroom door to see if he was alright.
Josh walked into the bathroom to get a look at his new form. In place of the awkward-looking just-starting-his-teenage-years boy that he had been, he saw an awkward-looking just-starting-her-teenage-years girl. Unlike a few of the other girls his age who had already started developing into the young women they would eventually be in high school, he looked like a ten year old who stuffed a training bra.
He sighed again. His new body was going to take some getting used to. Mentally, that is. For some reason, he didn't feel any different, despite the obvious differences. It was a complete reversal from the day before, when everything felt different. What exactly had changed in twenty-four hours of crying and depression?
He walked back into the kitchen, grabbed the milk, grabbed a glass, and sat down on the couch and switched on the TV. He would have to figure things out, starting with how he was going to deal with his new female form, with how he was going to explain it all to his parents. He had no actual explanation, so he hoped something would happen to explain it to him
As Josh sat on the couch, watching TV, he failed to notice the rest of the lamps turning on by themselves, along with the street lights outside flickering out.
***
Guardian spotted him the night before, but the man had gotten away far quicker and far quieter than he'd expected him to. This time, Guardian had the drop on the stranger, and landed gently on the rooftop behind him.
It wasn't until he spoke that Guardian realized he'd never really had the drop on him. "I heard you a mile away," the stranger said, folding his small binoculars and putting them in his belt. "You're not exactly subtle."
Guardian shook his head. "Batman, I assume?"
The stranger turned around, exposing the fact that he had no comic book-esque symbol on his chest. "You've got the right idea. You can call me Knight."
"Knight, huh? Creative."
Knight smiled. "I didn't have the benefit of a beautiful woman whispering my new name in my ear. Unlike you, I don't have any super powers."
Guardian raised an eyebrow. "Coulda fooled me."
"That's what they all say."
"So, what are you doing here?"
Knight walked up to him. "I came here to find you, actually."
***
Svetlana Narekova was being watched. She knew because it was a skill she'd honed over the years. Before she was a Chosen, before she'd gone to work for Gustav Hammond as a hitman under the guise of a copy boy, before she'd even joined the Russian Mafia, it was a skill she'd developed on the streets of Stalingrad, back when the city still went by that name. Modern day Volgograd was supposed to be a better place, but she still felt exactly the same when she walked those streets.
She still felt the feelings now, as she walked the streets of East City.
She didn't look around, she didn't react as if she knew she was being watched, she simply went about her business. She didn't want to tip off whoever it was watching her, otherwise she'd never be able to get the drop on them. She followed the precise way she was going to take back to Mr. Hammond's office, and as soon as she was out of sight of anyone else, teleported away.
She reappeared behind the man responsible and grabbed him by the collar. "It's not polite to spy on a lady, wise guy!" She then felt her eyes widen in surprise when she saw his eyes. Completely gold colored, not even the slightest hint of an iris or a pupil. "What are you, another Chosen?"
He pushed her hands off of his collar and stepped back. He chuckled. "So, that's what we're called. Three weeks of finally being able to see again, and I've never known."
"What do you want?"
He stuck his hands in his pockets. "Yours appears to be teleporting, while my own gift is insight, as well as farsight. I was blinded in a car accident when I was a little..." he smirked, "a little girl."
Svetlana folded her arms under her breasts. "You think I don't know that we've all been transgendered?"
"Still. It can be quite a shock hearing that it happened to someone else as well as yourself." He walked forward a little, stopping behind her. She didn't turn to face him, nor did he to face her. "I wasn't actually in either vehicle, I was running home from school, took a shortcut, a white Ford Bronco collided with a tanker truck carrying some sort of radioactive fluid, or so I seem to remember."
Svetlana smirked. "I've seen that movie."
"It's no movie, my dear. The last thing I saw was a frightened woman in a white truck cradling her children. Each one of them, and the driver of the tanker, walked away without any serious injury. I was reliant on a cane and braille the rest of my life." He finally turned. "Until three weeks ago. GoldenEye, she called me."
Svetlana scoffed. "You choose to go by that ridiculous name? I tossed mine away."
He leaned close to her. "What was it?"
"I told you, I tossed it away. Even if I wanted to remember, it doesn't matter."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk... Disappointing, dear lady."
She was getting angry. "Alright, buddy, 'fess up. What the hell do you want from me?"
He didn't answer for awhile, he simply stood there, smiling. Svetlana was about to punch him, until he finally said, "Gustav Hammond wants to break in on the super powered crimes scene? He's going to need more than a Lady Teleporter on his side. Go back and ask him just how valuable someone who can peek into people's souls can be." With that, he hopped up on the building ledge and then jumped down to the street. She had to admit, quite an amazing feat, considering they were about sixty stories up.
She reached into her purse and pulled out her phone. "Mr. Hammond? Someone has a proposition for you. I hope you refuse."
***
Captain Harkins and Aunt Holly followed me back into the interrogation room, where I heard the voices. We all looked around and saw absolutely nothing. It didn't surprise me, there had been no one in the room before I went to get them, but some part of me wanted there to be someone or something here.
Aunt Holly shut the door. "So, what exactly was it that set you off, anyway?"
I pointed at the chair I had been sitting in. "I was sitting right there and then somebody started talking to me. They asked me why I was sitting in this room, and what could they do to help."
Captain Harkins pulled a walkie from his belt. "This is Captain Harkins, front door, is anybody there?"
The voice on the other end said, "No sir. A couple people are complaining about hearing things, but that's about it."
"What are they hearing?"
"Voices, Cap."
He stuffed his walkie back in its holder. "So, you're not the only one, it seems. Sounds like another Chosen is screwing around with people out there." He walked over to me and shoved me back down in the chair. "Wait, listen, if they talk to you again, tell us exactly what they say."
I looked up at him, then over to Aunt Holly. She nodded, I sighed. Time to prove my worth, I guess. I sat there for a long time, waiting for whoever it was to contact me again. Time passed. At one point, Aunt Holly went out to get some doughnuts while Captain Harkins and I just sat, waiting for the mystery voice. I asked to go to the restroom once, but I didn't get to. Luckily, I didn't need to go all that badly, I just held it in.
About two hours later, the voice finally spoke again. They want to know where I am, don't they?
"The voice asked if you want to know where they are," I said, surprising Aunt Holly and waking Captain Harkins.
"Damn right we wanna know where they are," Captain Harkins said. "And who they are."
The voice said, Who we are isn't important, yet. That will be revealed in time. What's important, is that you all come to nineteen-sixty Westmoreland Avenue, in the Hills outside the city. The police officers may come with you if they choose.
"Nineteen-sixty Westmoreland Avenue, in the Hills. Whoever it is wants us, and said you and Aunt Holly can come, if you want."
Captain Harkins narrowed his eyes at me. "Who's 'us'?"
***
Colin was sitting with his hands behind his head, feet propped up on a small table in front of the bench in the station lobby. I sighed. "Really?"
He shrugged. "What? I've been waitin' for your aunt and Spider-Girl's dad to hurry up and finish talking to you."
Captain Harkins grabbed him by the arm and pulled him to his feet. "Keep it down with the 'Spider-Girl's dad' crap, kid. Just because you ain't in a cell doesn't mean I can't put you there for pissing me off."
"Isn't that illegal?"
"Only if the paperwork doesn't add up."
"So what if they know you're Spider-Girl's dad? Frank told me everything about her."
Aunt Holly smiled. "Not her name, obviously."
I sighed. "Can we just get going? Whoever this woman was, she seemed pretty adamant that we get to nineteen-sixty Westmoreland as soon as possible."
Captain Harkins turned to me. "How'd you know it was a woman?"
I shrugged. "I dunno. Something about it just screamed 'woman'. It's not exactly a normal sensation, having a person talk to you in your head. So, can we just go, now?"
Captain Harkins shrugged, and then led the rest of us out the door, where we were greeted by a girl with brown hair. Not just any girl with brown hair, either, but the one I bumped into at school a few days ago. I have no idea why this thought popped into my head, no idea what made me think this, but I just knew that this was Spider-Girl. She looked a little like her dad, anyway.
Her arms were folded under her breasts. "Mom's pissed at you again, Dad," she said.
He set his hands on her shoulders. "What is it this time? Did I leave my aftershave in the shower again?"
"Something about working late for the third night in a row."
He sighed. "Look, kiddo, I'll duke it out with your mother when I get home tonight. Right now, I have to get going."
She looked at all of us. I wondered if she could recognize me as the purple-haired girl that called her a powderpuff, but she didn't say anything if she could. "Where are you going?" she asked.
He raised his hands. "Sorry, sweetie." He tapped her press badge hanging from her neck. "Not something I can tell a distinguished member of the Brigade."
She sighed. "Just because I've helped out on a few stories doesn't mean I'm a reporter, I'm still just a photographer."
"Still. I can't tell you, it's offical police business."
She looked over at us again. "Including your old partner, Frank's cousin, and Quake?"
I turned red-faced, I'm sure. She could tell who I was.
"Look, snookums, just get to work, okay? I'm sure this'll end up in the news at some point. Whatever the hell it is we're gonna find at where ever we're going is likely to come out to the press or something. Just be patient, okay?"
I looked over at Aunt Holly and saw her look away. Here was a Chosen and her parental figure, and despite the fact that he was trying to avoid a conversation, Spider-Girl was being patient with him. Aunt Holly had been less than patient with me ever since this all happened. Granted, I'd blown up a bank, while Spider-Girl had been nothing but a civil servant in what she'd done, so there was quite a bit of difference there, but still, the closest thing I had to a mom was treating me like I was the black sheep of the universe.
I didn't blame Aunt Holly for how she treated me, but that didn't mean I wouldn't appreciate some family love and bonding every now and then, like Spider-Girl was getting. I laughed to myself. There I was, getting jealous of a freaky wall-crawler that gunked up my face with webs one time. I wondered if Spider-Girl would be willing to spend some time with a fellow former-guy, just hanging out. I just hoped that her sense of humor was dedicated solely to under the mask, because her jokes weren't all that funny.
Spider-Girl sighed. "Okay, Dad. See ya when you get home." And with that, she reached out and hugged her father, and I turned away. I'd never had that kind of a relationship with my father. Granted, the two years I'd known my father before he died, I was a boy, and two years old. I don't even remember him, anymore, or my mother. The only parent I'd ever had was Aunt Holly, and I'd never even had that kind of a relationship with her.
***
The ride to nineteen-sixty Westmoreland was pretty uneventful. Colin and I sat in the back, while Captain Harkins slept in the passenger seat and Aunt Holly drove. I couldn't stop thinking about Spider-Girl (who's name, I learned on the drive, was Charlie) and her relationship with her dad. It made me depressed.
Colin elbowed me in the arm. "What's wrong with you?"
I shook my head. "Nothing. I'm fine. Just thinking about stuff I probably shouldn't be thinking about."
"Liiiiiiike?"
I narrowed my eyes at him. "I'm not telling you."
"C'mon! I'm interested, aren't girls supposed to like that?"
I smirked. "You used to be one, shouldn't you know that?"
He held up his hands like he was surrendering. "Okay, okay, I give up."
I giggled, despite my best efforts not to. I'm not the most tomboyish girl out there, but I still didn't want to be as feminine as I sometimes felt I was acting. I was still trying to adjust to skirts. "Y'know, you act pretty at home being a guy now."
He shrugged. "I had a lot of practice. I grew up with three brothers. I wasn't the girliest girl in the world. Hell, I didn't even own a doll until I was twelve years old. My family and I would visit my cousins, and I'd feel like the outsider, because they were both pretty feminine, and I wasn't." He looked down at my shorts. "Believe it or not, I never wore a pair of shorts like that in my life. My mom thought I was weird, but my brothers thought I was the only cool girl they'd ever met." He slumped a little in his seat and slid his hands behind his head. "What about you? You don't exactly act like you're tearing yourself up having a vagina now."
I rolled my eyes. Why'd he have to put it that way? I caught a glimpse of Aunt Holly smirking in the rear-view mirror. "I'm... well... I'm not, exactly. I can't explain it. Maybe this whole mental transition slipped itself in while I was helping those Upscale assholes blow up a bank, or maybe it just happened in my sleep."
He yawned a little. "Not all that surprising, really. My cousin, Frank, he went through the same thing. He took to bein' a guy like a fish out of water, same with Spider-Girl."
Surprising both of us, Captain Harkins spoke up: "If you're gonna talk about my daughter, the least you can do is call her Arachnya. Spider-Girl ain't her name. I tease her with it, sometimes. So does your cousin. Remember that, Arachnya. It's not all that hard to remember."
"We're here, Cappy," Aunt Holly said, ending all the other conversations. We each got out of the car and I looked up at the creepy mansion that stood before us. I gulped. "This is the place," Aunt Holly just had to state the obvious.
Come on inside, all of you, the voice in my head said. I didn't say anything, I just started walking up to the big house. Aunt Holly and Captain Harkins rushed to walk ahead of us, their weapons drawn. I was a little relieved when they pulled their guns out, because this place was scaring the crap out of me. I think Colin could tell, too, since he grabbed my hand. I didn't even stop him.
We got up to the door, Captain Harkins opened it up, and we walked into the house. The front hall looked like something out of a video game from over ten years ago: two stories, a giant stairway, a big chandalier overhead, extremely creepy. I walked up to the stairway and stopped when I heard one of the doors along the sides of the room open. We all looked in the same direction and saw a young man (maybe nineteen, or so) pushing a wheelchair. In the wheelchair sat a woman who looked to be about thirty/thirty-five. Her eyes darted back and forth between all of us, but she didn't speak.
Well, at least, not with her mouth.
A computerized voice said, "Welcome, all of you. I apologize for not getting up or shaking hands."
Captain Harkins stepped forward. "I assume you're the woman who called the kids to you?"
"Yes, I am. My name is Erica Morris. You are Captain Henry Harkins, your daughter is Charlotte Harkins, who calls herself Arachnya."
He nodded. "I am. Gotta tell you, though, the voice thing is a little creepy."
The voice synthesizer spat out a very disturbing laughter. "I understand, Captain. It has taken me all three weeks since the Event to get used to it."
I asked, "You mean, you weren't like this before you were a Chosen?"
The young man answered me. "Ms. Morris' gift left her this way. She almost instantly reached out to me so that she could have a sort-of liason with everyone else."
"Thank you, Brandon," the woman's voice box said. I shivered just listening to that weird voice. "Do not be alarmed, Monica. It is something very easy to get used to."
Colin spoke up next, "Why'd you call us here, anyway?"
Brandon turned the woman's chair toward Colin. "I prefer to explain that when everyone is here. I do not wish to repeat myself too often. You can understand why." I saw her eyes dart up toward the ceiling. "There are still two more on the way."
***
Hammond sat behind his desk and waited for the man Svetlana had met to arrive. This GoldenEye intrigued him, though he saw no use for such a man, even a Chosen. Svetlana was ready to do what needed to be done. Hammond lit a cigarette and took a long puff just as the door to his office opened and two individuals walked in, the man described to him as GoldenEye, and a bald headed woman wearing skintight leather and a domino mask.
"Gustav Hammond, it's a pleasure to meet you," GoldenEye greeted him, his hand extended for a handshake, but Hammond denied him the pleasure. "I'm sure Svetlana explained how I can help you."
Hammond leaned back in his seat. "She did, unfortunately, insight and farsight aren't descriptive enough for me. Explain to me exactly what you can give to my organization."
GoldenEye - Hammond could see now why he had earned that moniker, his eyes were a pure gold color - sat down in the seat across the desk from him. He stared for a moment or three, and then Hammond was getting annoyed. Finally, GoldenEye said, "You grew up in Satan's Outhouse, that colorful district just north of Granger Park. You claim to have come from Kansas, but that's purely a cover, and a particularly inadaquate one at that." He leaned back in his seat. "Easy to see through if you know what to look for."
Hammond narrowed his eyes at the casual man before him. "Go on."
GoldenEye smiled. "You see, Mr. Hammond, I can read a person's very soul, if not their mind itself. Things that anyone would want kept secret just spill out to me, as if everyone were telling me their deep, dark past." He reached over the desk and grabbed Hammond's cigarette holder, then took one out. "That's how I knew that the beautiful Ms. Narekova wasn't going to actually kill me, as you wanted."
As if she'd been told to enter the room, Svetlana appeared behind Hammond. The look on her face suggested an apology, though Hammond didn't need one. He understood completely.
"And what about your," he nodded his head toward the woman behind GoldenEye, "companion?"
"Her name is Necro. Her gift involves speaking with the dead, finding out what they know. She can convince any lost soul out there to spill its beans and reveal things that these men were told they'd take to their graves." He lit the cigarette that he'd taken. "Such as the hit that Big Mike Richardson is planning against you, after that whole debacle perpetuated by Arachnya."
Hammond snapped his fingers and Svetlana moved closer and knelt down. "Find out if what he says is the truth, then kill Richardson."
GoldenEye smiled yet again. "Dead men tell no tales, Gustav."
"I don't seem to remember saying we were on a first name basis. Especially when I don't know your first name."
GoldenEye stood. "Ah, but you will. I can tell this is going to be the beginning of a beautiful friendship, Gustav. You know how?"
Hammond smiled. "Because you looked into my soul?"
GoldenEye snapped his fingers. "Exactly." At that, he and Necro turned and walked out of the room.
Hammond and Svetlana both remained where they were. "I want to know everything there is to know about GoldenEye, and I want to know yesterday."
Svetlana could only nervously nod. She didn't like the situation at all.
***
The former Josh Reston had to decide on a new name, because, try as he might, he couldn't make Josh sound like a female name. He was laying on the couch, his longer hair reaching the floor, because he was upside down. He held a notepad in one hand and a pen in the other and had about sixteen female names written down, and didn't like any of them. The one he could stand the most (and that wasn't saying much) was Amber, but that didn't fit him all that much.
He sighed. He tossed the notepad on the coffee table and hopped off the couch. He needed to go for a walk, that would help. He ran up the stairs to his room and slipped into something other than his sleep clothes. Luckily, for him, his naturally skinny frame (even before his change) meant that his old clothes would fit, he'd just look like a tomboy. He ran into his parents bedroom and grabbed one of those hair things (he was pretty sure they were called scrunchies) and pulled his hair into a make-shift ponytail. He didn't look horrible, but he did look like a tomboy.
He walked out and immediately set off in the direction of East City. He didn't know why, he just picked that direction and started walking. There was nowhere else in particular that he wanted to go. Larsen City wasn't exactly the High Point of the United States. More like the garbage pit, really.
He walked for more than an hour before he realized that the street lights had been flickering between on and off behind him the whole way. He stopped and just watched the lights, then, when nothing happened, he moved closer to one of them. That was when the weird thing happened. He touched the nearest light pole and electricity shot through him. He stepped back and watched the lamp on the end of the pole glow brightly, then fade out.
What just happened?! he asked himself. He looked down at his feminine hands and saw tiny bolts of electricity course between his fingers. He walked back to the light pole and touched it again, this time, the light stayed on. Did I do that?
"Dude," a voice from behind him roused him out of his confused stupor, "did you just make that light come on with your hands?" Josh turned around and saw a shaggy-haired junkie wearing a paper bag over his crotch. Oh, great... "Hey, did you know you're a chick?"
Josh just walked past him and ignored him. "Got no time to talk to you, buddy, and I don't have any money to give you for whatever it is you're smoking. Gotta go." He continued on his way across the John Adams Bridge, the main bridge linking Larsen City to East City. He was lucky enough to not cause any more mysterious lighting screw-ups, and eventually found himself in a KFC, standing in line. He ordered chicken strips then sat down at an empty table and ate in silence.
The meal was quiet, uneventful, slow, boring. He ate slowly, as if to stretch out the meal. When he was done, he simply threw away his trash and left. No one noticed him, he didn't accidentally cause a power outage (could he do that?), it was normal
Then he walked outside.
"Hey there, chickie chickie," said the Delancy Street thug that pulled him around the corner of the building and grabbed for his pants. He reached in and sniffed Josh's hair. "You smell nice!"
Thank you CBS special, I guess all the street gangs in East City are obcessed with raping girls. He kneed the guy in the stomach, then pushed him away. "I don't give a crap how I smell, stay away from me!" Josh cracked his knuckles. "You guys really aren't smart, are you? You dress and act like a stereotypical street gang, and your primary action is to rape a minor? Are you trying to go for life in prison?"
The gang member was about to pull a knife, but he stopped for some reason that Josh couldn't see, at least until he looked up. There, like some sort of mythical figure, was Guardian, floating in the air. Oh, wow... Josh internally smacked himself. And here I am looking like a star-struck thirteen year old girl, which, I guess, I am, seeing as I've never seen a real live super hero before.
"I hope this man isn't bothering you, young lady," Guardian said, landing and putting his foot down on top of the thug's chest. "That was a good knee to his stomach."
Josh blushed. "Um... Thanks."
***
Angel enjoyed yet another view of the city at night. This time, however, she wasn't alone. She knew that the man known as Knight was following her, though she didn't say anything. She merely sat on the roof of the SetLife building and sighed to herself. "Why is it that women can still surprise me, but men can't?" she asked, likely surprising him. "You'd think having become one, women would be such an open book for me, but they're not. I'm still just as clueless about my gender as I was when it was the opposite gender."
Knight walked up beside her and stared out at the city with her. "How long did you know I was there?"
She smiled. "I landed on this roof for a reason. I knew you'd be here, William, I knew you'd be looking for me."
He turned his head toward her just a bit. "I thought you only knew about Chosen."
Angel stood up. "You were Chosen, a Chosen of a different sort. Not all of our forms were incorrect, All a Chosen like you needed was to be inspired, and it obviously worked."
He turned his head back to the city. "If you know about me, I'm assuming you know about my plans."
She walked away from the edge of the roof. "I do. It's bold, but not unreasonable, especially since someone else is doing the same thing, but with the bad Chosen."
Knight narrowed his eyes. "Someone else?"
She folded her arms under her breasts and sighed. "I can't tell you who, and I can't tell you where, just that I know it's happening. My gift doesn't allow me to stop the evil before it starts." She turned and looked at him. "I'm not even like you."
He walked over to her. "No one's like me, it's what makes me unique. Your gift makes you unique, and we could use that gift on our team."
She sighed again, but did not say anything for a long time. When she finally did speak, her voice was soft, and quiet. "I can't help you, William. I'm sorry."
He nodded his head, then walked back to the edge of the roof. "Can't say I'm surprised." He took a device from his belt, then pointed it at the rooftop of another building. "That doesn't mean I'm done asking. We'll need you."
Angel looked away from him again, but she did not speak. She couldn't. She knew the potential future of these men and women. Perhaps they would need her, but she couldn't take the risk of the other potential futures.
Such as the one where her joining the team would kill them.
***
Aaron Dahl looked at his girlfriend, Annette Simms and wondered, not for the first time, how they both ended up as Chosen. Of all the other Chosen he'd seen in the newspapers or on television, none of them seemed to have any sort of connection, but Aaron - formerly Erin - and Annette - fromerly Anthony - had been lovers before and remained lovers after that fateful day. It was an extremely lucky circumstance.
Annette slowly sipped at her coffee across the table from him. "You don't seem all to focused on anything in particular," she said, the hint of sarcasm in her voice more than obvious. "What's on your mind, A?"
He smiled at her little nickname for him. Even when he'd been Anthony, she'd had a nickname for the man once known as Erin. Little E he'd call her, because of her size as well as her almost obcessive love of Dale Earnhardt Junior. A was simply the first letter of Aaron's new name, but he enjoyed that part of their former lives returning, since nothing else had remained.
He finally answered her, "Nothing, really, just focusing."
She smiled. "Remember the last time you just focused? I don't want a black hole in the bedroom again, sweetie."
He snickered. His powers had been difficult to control at first, but they had been nothing compared to Annette's. He couldn't count the amount of times he'd woken up in the middle of the night thanks to a nightmare she'd inadvertantly given him. The nature of her powers were to create scenarios that caused extreme fear and instability. Unfortunately, the only test subject she'd had was him, and that had led to some slight strain.
He reached across the table and cupped his hand over hers, she smiled at him. "I love it when you do that," she said.
Aaron was about to say something, but then he heard the explosion. The two of them stood and looked in the direction of the sound and saw fire spilling out of the Bank of America on sixty-third street.
He looked back at her. "Time to go to work, babe."
She smiled at him. "Of course it is."
The Gathering, Part Two
Svetlana wasn't fond of the ski mask over her face, but she understood the neccesity. They didn't want anyone connecting her to Mr. Hammond, after all. That was also the reason for the skin-tight leather she was wearing. It was Necro's idea, and not one that Svetlana liked. Clearly, Necro was still into women.
GoldenEye walked behind the two women. Necro carried the grenade launcher, while Svetlana carried a pair of handguns. So far, the only people she'd shot were a pair of security guards, but that's only because the grenade to the front of the building had taken care of getting the rest of the people to stay down.
Too bad, too. It's taking the fun out of this, if you could call this fun..
She stepped out of the way as GoldenEye walked ahead of her and Necro. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for your calm fright, you're making this a lot easier than it needs to be." He placed a hand on each womans' shoulder. "These are my associates, Necro and Port." Svetlana hated the name, but it was the one GoldenEye had asked for in the first place. "I'm afraid you won't be experiencing Necro's wonderful gift today, she'll simply be holding the sword of Damocles over your heads until we're done. Port, on the other hand." He looked at her and nodded his head. She nodded back, and teleported behind one of the larger groups of innocent civilians that they were threatening.
GoldenEye clapped, then walked over to the teller counter. "If you'd be so kind as to open the vaults, please. I need something to do while my beautiful assistants threaten these peoples' lives."
***
Guardian heard the sound of the explosion even from the Brigade newsroom. He quickly ducked into a broom closet with a window and leapt out the window, changing into his costume along the way. He flew toward the bank, then dodged to the left as a grenade exploded in his flight path.
The woman with the grenade launcher was bald, wearing skin-tight leather. He landed just in front of her and grabbed the grenade launcher by the barrel. "If you're planning on firing that thing again, you might want to step back about twenty feet."
She grabbed him by the arm, and then he lost sight of everything. All around him, people faded into view, faces that he remembered from the time before his life as a Chosen.
People who had died.
"What is this?" Guardian almost screamed. He couldn't seem to control his voice at the moment.
That was about the moment his Aunt Regina walked up to him. "Kathy," she said, reaching out to touch his face, "what's happened to you?"
He pushed her hand away. "I'm not that girl, anymore, Auntie... My life's changed since then."
It was at that moment that Aunt Regina shifted form, into the bald-headed woman. "Kathy, eh? Kathy Cabot. I seem to remember reading newspaper articles by a Keith Cabot. Hmm... Guess that old Superman schtick really does work in real life, huh?"
Guardian reached out and grabbed her by the neck. "What did you do to me?"
She smiled. "It's my gift, Keith. Every loved one you've lost, I can use them against you. And since I've touched you, I can even communicate with them without you. Every dirty little secret the Guardian of East City has is mine now!"
He punched her in the face. As suddenly as it had began, the phenomenon of dead voices from the past ended, with the bald woman unconscious on the ground. Time to go inside and deal with the head honcho.
***
Svetlana was getting bored, but the mission was almost over. She just had to wait a little bit longer until the bird flew. She looked up when something crashed through the wall. Speak of the invulnverable devil. She smiled. It was all going to be over soon, and GoldenEye's plan would go off without a hitch.
Guardian walked into the bank and looked as though he was about to say something when another explosion rocked the building. What the hell?
Svetlana felt something pulling on her. She turned around and saw a black hole appear behind her. She dropped her guns, then grabbed a hold of the pillar behind her. A man wearing a very expensive white suit stepped out of the black hole, and then it disappeared. "Fret not, citizens, we're here to save you."
Guardian was the first to speak. "We?"
Suddenly, Svetlana doubled over. She clutched at her head, her temples were killing her. At some point during the extreme pain, she had closed her eyes. She forced her eyes open again, and saw that to either side of the man in the white suit were a pair of giant worm-like creatures with many, many rows of sharp teeth.
The man in the suit smiled. "Don't try to adjust your television set, m'lady, for the next several minutes, we are in control." From behind him, a woman dressed in a black low-cut minidress and knee-high boots with four inch heels stepped into view. A long black cape flowed from the back of the dress. "For your rescuing pleasure, we are Blackhole and Terror."
The worms growled at Svetlana, and for the first time since she was a young boy in Stalingrad, Svetlana Narekova felt afraid.
***
Angel stood atop the building across the street from the bank and sighed. She needed to help, otherwise, more would die than if she stood by and did nothing. She leapt up into the air, and flew down in through the hole that Guardian had made when he burst through the wall. She hovered there for a moment, looking at all the Chosen around her. It wasn't supposed to be this way, she thought. But it is, and I have to accept that.
***
The guy standing behind Wheelchair Woman didn't say much. Actually, after Wheelchair Woman said that others were coming, nobody said much of anything. Captain Harkins walked outside to take a phone call, but that was about it. Nobody did much of anything. I mainly hung around Colin, but that was it. We didn't talk, Aunt Holly didn't talk, Wheelchair Woman didn't talk. Everybody stood, nobody did anything, the clock ticked and tocked. It was the most boring day of my life.
And then Captain Harkins burst through the door.
"Holly! C'mon! Bank robbery, super heroes and villains up the ass!"
I got to my feet, but Aunt Holly held up her hand to stop me. "You say here, Monica. We'll be back to find out what's going on here later."
"But, what if I can help?" I asked.
"No offense, kid," Captain Harkins said, "but after the last time you were at a bank, you probably shouldn't visit one again." After that, both he and Aunt Holly were out the door and I heard the car speed off away from the building.
And, I also caught sight of Arachnya swinging away, too.
I turned back to everyone else. "Did anybody else see that?" I asked.
Wheelchair Woman (her name was Ms. Morris, why couldn't I remember that? I remember Arachnya, probably because a cop told me to, but I can't remember Ms. Morris?) did her approximation of a nod and said through her voice box, "She has been watching us since you all arrived."
Colin spoke up, "She's a teenage super-freak, too, how come she wasn't invited?" He stood up. "Come to think of it, my cousin's a teenage super-freak, too, and he wasn't invited. What's up with that?"
Finally, the guy behind Ms. Morris (Brandon, his name is Brandon!) said something: "Ms. Morris didn't pick them because they've figured out what it is they want to do."
I asked, "You mean, dress up in goofy costumes and fight bad guys? What is it exactly that we're gonna do?"
Brandon walked up to me. "You've seen the X-Men, right?"
***
Guardian looked all around him. The bald-headed woman was still unconscious on the sidewalk outside, Angel was hovering in front of him, the ringleader of the bank robbery was on the other side of Angel, another woman in leather was standing by a group of hostages, a man in a white suit was standing in front of her, and a woman in a black dress and cape was standing to the side of that man.
So many of us in one place. I seem to remember another bank robbery where this happened, and nothing went right. Guardian took a step toward Angel. "Are you here to help?" he asked her. "You've stayed away from this sort of thing this whole time."
She nodded. "I know." He saw the uncertainty in her face, followed by solid determination. "I have to interfere this time. If I don't, millions will die." She looked over at the ringleader. "GoldenEye."
The man known as GoldenEye clapped his hands. "I'm impressed. You can sense other Chosen?"
"I know who you are, and I know what your gift is. What I don't know is what your motive is."
He walked closer to her and waved his hands downward, in such a way as to ask her to lower herself to the floor. She complied, then slapped GoldenEye in the face. He rubbed at his cheek. "Interesting, you slap me even though you don't know why I'm here."
"You've injured people, that's reason enough to slap you."
He smiled, then slugged her in the jaw. "Unlike you, I don't hit like a girl."
Guardian flew at GoldenEye and pushed him into the wall on the opposite side of the room, straight through into the vault. "You shouldn't hit a lady, GoldenEye," Guardian said, holding him up against the wall of the vault. "What's your game?"
GoldenEye chuckled. "My game? This is my game - Port!
***
Svetlana fell on her ass and backed away from those two disgusting worms. One of them slithered closer to her and started growling into her ear like a dog. Somewhere in the background, she heard GoldenEye shouting for her, but she couldn't move, she couldn't do anything except cower in fear.
The woman in the black dress walked over to her and knelt down. "Oh, dearie, is it all too much for you?" she said, in a disturbing perversion of a mother's calming tone, "don't you worry, it'll all be over soon."
Svetlana couldn't answer her, couldn't say anything. While the woman was to her left, whispering in her ear, the worm was to her right, making more noises than she had words to describe. She wanted to get away, but she couldn't control her teleporting power at the moment, all she could do was wimper and cry.
The man sounded closer, now. "Terror, let her go. She's had it. Guardian's taking care of the other one, we've done our job."
The woman said, "Alright. She's not much fun, anyway." She heard someone snap their fingers, and then the noises from the worm stopped. Svetlana dared to open her eyes and saw that the man and the woman had walked away from her. She stood up and looked to where the worm had been, and there was no evidence that it had ever even been there. So, her power is making people's fears come true?
She found that she was back in control of her power again. GoldenEye was no longer screaming her name, but the woman with the angel wings was staring her down. Svetlana teleported over to the woman and tried to punch her, but the woman moved out of the way. She threw another punch, but still didn't even touch her. She threw a kick, but the angel woman grabbed her leg and knocked her down.
"I'm not much of a fighter," the angel said, "but I can hold my own."
Svetlana scowled under her mask and did a leg sweep, catching the angel by surprise. She teleported back to her fallen handguns, picked one up, and was about to shoot the angel when something yanked the gun out of her hand. She turned to the front of the bank and scowled yet again.
"Aw, did you miss me?" Arachnya said, hanging upside from the hole Guardian had made earlier. "Oh, and silly me, I forgot to bring a chew toy!" She spun a small web ball and threw it at Svetlana's head. It was surprisingly hard for something made of a spider's web. "My God, didn't your master teach you any good tricks? Fetch was the first thing I ever taught my dogs!"
***
Captain Harkins pulled up to the police madhouse outside the bank and walked up to the officer who looked like he was trying to coordinate everything. He looked over at Holly and saw that she looked concerned. "Hey, don't worry about Monica, she's in good hands."
"How do you know that?" she asked.
"Because my daughter loves comic books and comic book movies and thanks to her, I've seen every X-Men movie out there."
Holly raised her eyebrow. "I don't follow."
He sighed. "Telepath in a wheelchair, teenage people with super powers, mansion outside the city... it's all, sadly I know this, classic X-Men." He turned to the officer who was trying to be in charge. "What's going on, sergeant?"
The young cop breathed a sigh of relief. "Well, we got a call about thirty minutes ago that there was an explosion, then a report of people with powers going in and politely asking for money. After that, Guardian showed up and took out this one," he pointed to the unconscious bald woman handcuffed in the back of the paddy wagon, "and then this angelic woman showed up and flew in there, too. We didn't see anything else until Arachnya showed up and slid in there, and then all the fighting sounds stopped. Other than that, we're completely in the dark out here, cap."
And now Charlie will have a ton of pictures that nobody else will have been close to the place to get... I don't know how she's maintaining this secret identity stuff. I told you to get to work, honey, what the hell are you doing here?! He sighed. Of course Charlie was there, she probably couldn't help herself.
Before Harkins could issue an order to the sergeant, Guardian carried out another woman dressed similarly to the unconsious one, the angel woman that the officer described led a man with the oddest-looking eyes out of the building. Harkins noticed that both of them had their hands webbed together. Charlie walked out after them, followed by a man wearing a white suit and a woman wearing a black dress and cape. Great... now we've got ourselves a little group of Chosen dealing with a bank robbery. What the hell do I get paid for, again?
Guardian laid the woman down in the paddy wagon, and the angel helped the man into the vehicle as well. The officer shut the door, hopped inside and drove off with them. After that, Harkins and Holly were surrounded by a Superman knock-off, an angel, a man who looked the spitting image of a crappy magician and his assistant and the female Spider-Man that was Captain Harkins' daughter.
"So," he said, "everything settled?" He jerked his thumb to the mass of cops running around doing things. "Ever think to let the uniformed police officers do their jobs?" He saw Arachnya slip back behind the rest of the officers, looking down. He'd have to smooth that over later.
Guardian stepped forward. "I'm sorry, Captain Harkins. The police hadn't arrived by the time I did, so I took it upon myself to help."
He pointed at the man in the white suit and his obvious girlfriend. "And what about Penn and Teller over there?"
The man in white stepped forward. "Sorry, officer. You can call me Blackhole, and this," he waved his hand toward the woman in the black dress, "is Terror. We're a team act."
"Uh-huh." He looked to Arachnya. "And you?" he asked with a slightly more accusing tone, more like the father of a teenage daughter with super powers would do.
"I'm... um..." she stammered out, then quickly jumped up and swung away. "Late for something important!" she yelled as she left the scene.
Harkins shook his head, then looked at the smiling angel woman. "What about you?"
"I was here to help," she answered, "if I hadn't, there would have been more harm done than good."
Harkins sighed. "Okay, people. Look, I'm personally fine with all of you. Super heroes aren't something I'm against, and I'm going to assume that this situation would have been better defused with you than with my police force, here, but this can't go on forever. Sometimes, we cops have to do our jobs. From now on, if this happens again, I want some coordination between your little band of super friends here and my cops."
Guardian nodded. "Understood, Captain. This miscommunication won't happen again."
Harkins turned around and returned to his car. Holly followed him. "Good." He turned to the young sergeant who had been trying to deal with the situation. "Get statements from them all, sergeant. This whole thing is gonna be crazy." He started the car, and then sped off. Once they rounded a corner, he pulled into an alley and stopped the car.
"What's wrong, Cappy?" Holly asked.
"Well, aside from this whole madhouse, I did just chew out my daughter." He looked over at her. "This is the kind of stuff you'll have to deal with if Monica ever decides to hop on the super hero bandwagon. It might be a good idea to get used to it."
***
I stood there and almost wanted to laugh. The X-Men? Really? These people wanted us to be some group of teen misfits out there trying to help people who'd very much like to throw us into an incinerator and kills us? Oh. My. God.
Granted, what did I really have to do? In the movies, the X-Men got help controlling their powers, which was something I sorely needed. Maybe it was a good idea. Or, maybe, this woman was just making me think this. Either way, I supposed I owed it to Aunt Holly to wait until this woman explained her proposal for us.
"I'll be right back," I said, then I walked outside. Colin followed me. "What, Colin?"
He sat down on the steps leading up to the house. "I know what you're thinkin'."
I giggled. "Funny, I thought she was the telepath."
He looked up at me. "I'm serious, Monica. You're thinking that she's controlling your mind, right?"
I looked away, slightly nervously. "Okay, so you do know." I sat down next to him. "What do you think?"
He sighed. "I don't know. But maybe this woman can help us. We both need help controlling our powers, and maybe this is what we need."
I looked at him. "Does it make sense that this scares me? Does it make sense that I would be scared of learning how to control my powers?"
He smiled. "Hey, I'm scared of you learning how to control your powers. I kinda like you, and if we start dating and I piss you off, you could probably blow me up from the inside out."
I giggled. "You're getting a little ahead of yourself, aren't you?"
"Maybe."
***
Svetlana sat in the corner of the paddy wagon and pulled off her mask. GoldenEye was patting Necro on the head, looking extremely satisfied. "What the hell are you smiling about?" she asked.
He turned to her. "Simple: We won."
"Funny, I don't remember winning meaning stuck in a truck on the way to jail."
"We're not on the way to jail."
She raised an eyebrow. "What?"
"We're on the way to our benefactor."
***
Josh looked at the map he'd bought at the last gas station he'd stopped by (along with a soda, he was thirsty) and found that Westmoreland Avenue wasn't all that far away. He didn't even realize why he wanted to go there, but for some reason, that was the only thing he could think about. He'd even abandoned his search for a new first name (mostly because nothing leapt out at him; almost thirty names running through his head and he couldn't think of one to use).
He took another drink and then slipped the map back into his pocket. Time to get going, he thought. He put foot to sidewalk and continued on his way. It wasn't a tough walk, just a lot of turns and hills.
At one point, he stopped and walked over to a street light. Time to figure out exactly what it is I can do. He reached out and touched the street light, and a bolt of energy surged from the light into his arm. He felt it coursing through his body, like he was super-charged. Is this what that woman calling me 'Spark' meant? He looked up at the clear sky and reached out. A bolt of electricity surged from his hand into the sky, almost like a reverse lightning bolt.
"Hey, that's a neat trick," someone said behind him. Against his wishes, Josh let out a very feminine scream of surprise. "Whoa, cutie! Hold on! I didn't mean to scare you."
He looked over at the new arrival, a boy about his age, similarly wearing unfitting clothes. His hair, to Josh's surprise, was a shining silver, a very odd color. "What the hell are you doing just creeping up on me?!" Josh almost screamed. "I'm a defenseless gu - girl," - he almost said guy - "and you just sneak up on me?!"
In a flash, he was suddenly up beside him. "First, you don't seem all that defenseless. Second, you caught my attention." He looked him over. "I'm gonna guess with the guy clothes you're wearing, that you used to be a guy?"
Josh looked at him in surprise. "How did you know? Did you used to be a girl?"
"Yup. You can call me Feet, but my name used to be Emma."
"Feet? Did the weird alien woman floating above you really call you Feet?"
He sighed. "Yes, yes... She did. I caught hell for it from my parents, too. What'd she call you, Juice?"
"Try Spark."
"Great!" He raised his arms up in exclamation. "Your name makes sense."
Josh looked down at his feet. "Well, judging by the fact that you went from twenty feet away to right beside me in the blink of an eye, I'm going to assume you can run fast?"
"Yeah."
"Feet makes sense, it just sounds stupid." Josh sat down in the grass. "My name used to be Josh. I can't think of anything else to call myself, so please, just call me Spark."
Feet sat down beside him. "You got it, cutie."
"And stop calling me that."
"I can't help it, you're cute."
"I've been this way a whole two days, I'm not even sure if I like boys."
"And I've been this way for a whole two days, and I'm not sure if I like girls, but I still look at you and think cute. You look a whole lot more developed, physically speaking, than I did when I was a girl."
Spark felt her face turn red, so she changed the subject. "So, what are you doing out here, anyway?"
He sighed. "Looking for this place on Westmoreland. I don't know why, somebody told me that I should go there. Weird thing: They told me through my mind."
"You, too? That's where I'm headed, too."
Feet jumped up on his feet. "Great, then let's not waste any time. We're probably only about a mile away, so let's get going."
Spark stood. "Okay. I guess." I don't know why I'm going with you, seeing as we just met, but for some reason, you seem trustworthy.
In the back of her mind, someone said, He's trustworthy, don't worry. Everything will be explained when you arrive, children.
"That was weird," Spark said.
Feet nodded. "No kidding."
***
The truck stopped, the door opened, and Svetlana stepped out first. She wanted to be out of the back of that truck. The building they were in looked like a factory. She looked around and saw no one besides them and the cop that had driven them there looked quite sleepy and confused, and then he fell over.
GoldenEye stepped out of the truck and walked over to a large door. He pressed a button on a control panel beside the door and it opened, into another large factory-looking area.
"Where are we?" Svetlana asked.
GoldenEye smiled. "Home."
Lights kicked on all around them, and up on a catwalk above them, Svetlana saw three men. One of them was Mr. Hammond, which surprised her. Another was an elderly man with metal braces on his legs, probably to keep him from using a wheelchair. The one in the middle looked even more like a businessman than Mr. Hammond did. This man hopped over the catwalk railing and landed in front of them.
"Welcome, my friends." He looked between them. "Where's Necro?"
"Unconscious," GoldenEye answered. "Courtesy of Guardian."
"Ah, well, not important. You," he walked over to Svetlana and lifted her head by the chin. "You're the important new addition to the team."
"Who are you?"
He smiled, then turned to look up at the catwalk. "You didn't tell me she was spunky, Gustav." He turned back to her. "Very spunky." He walked away from them and looked toward the still darkened area of the factory. "I'm a man of principle, Svetlana. A man who has had a plan since long before your great-grandparents were a thought in the back of their great-grandparents' minds." He turned his head slightly. "But my name isn't important." Svetlana narrowed her eyes, and then felt a splitting headache. "That slight pain in your neo-cortex is my doing, Svetlana, a way to teach you that you're a part of something bigger." He laughed. "It's time to gather our allies, friends! The fight is coming."
***
Colin and I sat outside the house for a while, mostly just talking. Getting to know one another, telling jokes, learning about each other's powers. It was quite a pleasant hour until these two younger kids walked up to the front door. A girl wearing male clothing, and a boy wearing loose-fitting male clothing that obviously wasn't his. I assumed these were the two more that Ms. Morris was talking about showing up. That made us five kids and the creepy voice box woman that led us. Yep. This is a pretty good team of X-Men.
I stood up. "You guys called here, too?" I asked. Both of them nodded. "Okay, then. Let's get inside. I'm sure our gracious host will explain everything to us, now." There was a little sarcasm in my voice. I wasn't exactly finding this whole situation all that gracious.
The four of us walked into the house and then we all waited for Brandon to finish feeding Ms. Morris her baby formula (I guess, when you're practically an invalid, it makes sense that somebody would have to feed you baby formula; still gross, though). When they were done, Ms. Morris said, "Sorry, children. I did not mean to keep you waiting."
The new girl raised her hand like she was in a classroom. "Are you the one who told us to come here?"
Brandon nodded for her. "I am. My name is Erica Morris, though as you can understand, that was not always my name." Brandon wheeled her over to the new girl. "Your name was once Joshua Reston, correct?"
"Yeah."
"You would like us to call you Spark, correct?"
She nodded.
"You do know that you will eventually need to give yourself a more fitting name than Joshua, correct?"
"Yes, I know all that. I just can't think of anything right now."
Brandon wheeled Ms. Morris away. "That is of no concern right now. For the next three days, the goal you will have will be to come closer to mastering your abilities. I will help you, as will Brandon. Tomorrow, the training begins."
Brandon wheeled Ms. Morris out of the room, and I think the entire group of us gulped very loudly, in unison.
***
Knight had suspected that his cape would be a bit of an annoyance, especially when sitting down, but he hadn't figured it would be as much of a problem as it was being now. After waiting about sixteen minutes, he eventually just stood and threw it over the back of the chair. That was, of course, when Guardian decided to arrive.
After Guardian came a double act, Blackhole and Terror. He recognized them from the news. Blackhole was dressed completely in white, while Terror completely in black. Knight had to admit, they were quite the pair. From what Guardian had told him, Blackhole could do just what his name implied: create black holes. Terror, on the other hand, seemed to be able to create living nightmares in people's minds, which seemed completely real to the people she did them to.
The last one to arrive was Angel, a reluctant look on her face. He wondered, not for the first time, why she'd rejected his original offer, but that secret would remain with her if she deemed it so. He wouldn't push her. After all, if anyone knew the value of secrets, it was William Brand.
Knight stood from his chair and shook the hands of the men and woman in front of him. "I'm grateful to you all for coming." He walked over to the table he had been sitting at and pressed a button. A large screen on the back wall came to life with three pictures, those of GoldenEye, Necro and Port. "Myself and the rest of the city would like to thank you for apprehending these three, but these three, and the others like them, are exactly why I've called you here."
Guardian was the first to respond. "You think there are other Chosen on the wrong side of the law." It wasn't a question, it was a statement.
Knight pressed another button and the picture of a young woman with purple hair appeared on the screen. "This one goes by the name of Quake."
"She was taken into police custody after her attempted bank robbery."
Terror said, "She's just a kid, and she tried robbing a bank?"
Knight nodded. "Had it not been for these two," he pressed another button and Quake's image was replaced by those of Arachnya and Seeker, "she would have gotten away with hundreds of thousands, and several police officers would have died. Instead, there were two casualties, and Quake was let out of custody the very next day, placed in the care of her aunt."
Guardian folded his arms across his chest. "I didn't know that."
Angel spoke up. "She's an innocent. Monica's no threat to anyone anymore."
Knight was impressed. "No, she's not, because she's in the care of an associate of mine."
Blackhole raised an eyebrow. "Associate?"
"A Chosen named Erica Morris. She's telepathic, unfortunately, her gift left her quadriplegic and in need of a voice box to speak. With my funding, she's agreed to teach a group of young Chosen who have no life path."
Guardian chuckled. "Isn't that the plot of X-Men?
Knight scowled at the Guardian. "Nevertheless, it's a good plan. Better to have these kids learning how to control their powers and be productive members of society than they be running off using their gifts to harm others."
Terror defended him, "It's a great plan. I'm sure there's other adult Chosen that could probably use some teaching,as well."
Blackhole asked, "Is that what this is?"
Knight looked at him. "More or less. You've all got a handle on your powers, but at the moment doesn't mean forever. Eventually, any of you might go... bad, and someone needs to be able to take care of you."
Angel looked away, Knight noticed. He wondered what that was all about, but he filed it away for the moment. The value of secrets, and all that jazz. Instead, he turned to Guardian, and asked a very simple question: "Are you in?"
Guardian looked around at the set-up in the room. Knight had furnished the place with enough equipment to monitor the planet, and he assumed they'd need it. Guardian must have been in awe. He took a long, hard look at Knight, and then said, "Yes."
Knight turned to Blackhole and Terror. "What about you?"
Terror was the first to answer. "I don't know about Blackhole, but I'm in. I'd prefer it if there was somebody out there with the capabilities of stopping me if anything goes wrong. Count me in."
Blackhole nodded. "I go where she goes. Always have, always will."
Finally, Knight turned to Angel. "And you?"
She folded her arms under her breasts and leaned against the wall. "I'll observe. And I'll help when I'm needed. There's a lot of things that can go wrong with a group like this, William, and I'm at the center of all of it. Don't ask, because that's all I can tell you."
Guardian raised his eyebrow. "William?"
Knight sighed, then pulled off his mask. "William Brand, billionaire."
Guardian chuckled. "Well, I'll be damned."
***
The room was a sixty foot by sixty foot square by sixty foot box, and Spark was standing in the center. She looked to her left, then to her right. Quake to the left, Tremor - Brandon - to the right. She closed her eyes, and then slammed her fists down on the floor and sent electricity out in all directions. Quake jumped, landed on one of the floating squares that Hold-Up was levitating above the floor.
That was when Feet decided it was his turn to jump into the fray - literally, Spark watched him run at a very high speed, then jump twenty feet into the air and land on the same square that Quake was on. She went to kick him, but he ducked faster than she could spin around. While Quake was distracted, Spark shot out a bolt and hit her in the back, knocking her off that square and onto another.
Unfortunately, Spark's attack had been her own distraction, and Tremor had taken advantage of it. He caused the portion of the floor that she was standing on to knock her into the air, then used a section of the wall to knock her forward, right on top of Quake. I hate this...
Spark sat up and rubbed at her head, then said aloud what she had been thinking, "I hate this."
Quake sat up as well. "What? That you've been Brandon's punching bag the whole time?"
"Yeah."
"At least you're turning out to be a natural at your powers. I've been doing this for three weeks, and I'm still screwing up my aim." Somewhere, something exploded, and Feet yelped in pain. "See?" Spark, despite her best intentions, giggled. "Yeah, I know, I've been doing that a lot, too. It's just a girl thing, no matter how much we keep trying to be boys. After a week, I just gave up and accepted it."
Spark looked down. "I've only been this way two days, I still want to hold on to being a boy."
Quake elbowed her in the arm lightly. "Funny, if you're a boy, why are you an A-cup?"
Spark smiled. "Stuff like that just happens."
And the older teen looked upon the younger teen and smiled.
"So, you got a name, yet? It's kinda weird just calling you Spark all the time."
She shrugged. "I've got a list that I keep crossing names off of. I just can't seem to find one that fits."
"Hey, you'll get one, eventually. When I was your age, I dated a girl named Monica. Colin got his name from an actor. I don't know about Brandon, or Ms. Morris, but I'm sure they came from somewhere."
Spark sighed. "Well. There is this one I've been thinking about."
"Yeah?"
"Well... it's... it's kinda stupid where I got it from."
"How so?"
Spark sighed again. "Korra."
"Korra? That's a pretty good name."
"Yeah, but I got it from - "
Quake cut her off. "From a cartoon?"
Spark blushed. "How'd you know?"
"I'm seventeen, I still watch cartoons. Hell, my aunt still watches cartoons."
***
ONE WEEK LATER:
I. Was. Exhausted. Six whole days of "Blow up this" or "Focus your gift here" or "You're doing a lot better, Monica". Granted, I was doing a lot better at controlling my powers. Despite being a complete rip-off from a movie, this whole train the teenage super freaks to control their powers thing was working just fine,.I had managed to not blow stuff up accidentally. Plus, living at the mansion wasn't too bad, except for when Brandon hogs the shower. Yep. Big mansion, one bathroom. Half a dozen toilet rooms, but one shower in the whole damn place.
I laid down on my bed (which I actually got to bring over from Aunt Holly's apartment) and stared out the window at Korra and Peter (otherwise known as Feet) playing basketball in the courtyard out back. I would have joined them, but I was literally exhausted from all the stuff I'd been doing with Colin. He would lift the blocks, I would blow them up, he would lift them, I'd blow them up... I never knew making stuff explode would actually take a lot out of me.
I heard a knock on my door, got up and opened it to find Brandon standing there, a towel wrapped around his chest, but still covering his crotch. Barely. "Um... Yes?"
He scratched at the back of his head. "Hey, I was wondering if you wanted to, y'know, go somewhere tomorrow."
I pointed at his towel. "Are you planning on getting dressed tomorrow?"
He looked down, then turned red. "Sorry."
I waved my hands. "No, no, it's okay. You don't really need to cover your chest, though, seeing as you don't have breasts anymore."
He looked down again, then adjusted the towel. "Yeah, sorry, again. This is only my second full week as a boy, it's still a little weird."
"You were a late bloomer, too?"
"Huh?"
I jerked my thumb toward the window. "That's what I call Chosen like Korra and Peter, late bloomers. Most every other Chosen I know changed about the same time I did. Colin, that Arachnya chick, Colin's cousin, Guardian... That's about all the ones I can name."
"Ms. Morris, too."
"Oh, yeah."
"Say, do you know Arachnya?"
"If by know you mean beat her up outside a bank, then yes. I do know Arachnya. She's my aunt's boss's daughter."
"Huh?"
I sighed. "You remember that cop that showed up with Colin and I? The male cop? That's Arachnya's dad. I actually just learned it that day."
"Huh... I'll be damned."
I changed the subject. "So, why exactly are you asking me out?"
He looked nervous. And my damned female hormones were enjoying it. "I wanna keep it a surprise."
I smirked. "Surprise, huh?"
"Yeah, a surprise."
I shrugged, fake sighed. "I guess." Good work, Monica, you sound like that lame chick who likes leading boys on. Oh, wait. I kinda do, now. Thank you one month of being female, you've already changed the hell out of me. "I assume you want to take me somewhere special?"
He smiled. "Well, as special as it can be."
I nodded. "Okay. I'll go."
"Good. Tomorrow night at seven."
"Okay." He turned, walked back to his room. I leaned out my doorway and shouted, "And don't spend a thousand hours in the shower tomorrow!"
***
Guardian hovered over the city and spoke into the microphone on his collar. "So, you think they're here?"
Knight responded, "It's where I finally tracked the wagon to, after all that running around I had to do. Whoever they're working for has some pretty capable people on his side, if they can stop me from hacking into their system."
Guardian laughed. "You don't have to keep telling me you're the best, William, I believed you the first three times you said it." He flew downward, toward the factory door, and studied the keypad. "There's a keypad here, think you can break into it?"
"Not without having something there on-site to help. Maybe there's some sort of clue there, look around and - " Knight was cut off by the sound of Guardian ripping the factory door off the structure. "What was that?"
"Me, opening the door." Guardian walked inside, then saw another door. He wasted no time in ripping this one off its supports and walked into the factory propper. He found a control box, flipped the light switch, and all around him, dozens of lights switched on, illuminating a space that looked far larger than its three block footprint. He whistled. "Lots of space in this factory. Bet they were doing a lot more here than just building boats and RVs."
He walked over to a railing and looked down at the factory floor. "What?" Knight asked him.
"Reminds me of that place Captain Harkins and I tracked Avenger to just about a month ago. Lot of the tech is similar, too." He tapped a few buttons on a control panel. "The tech is very similar." He heard something behind him. "Wait a second." He turned around and saw them, silhouetted against the light. He recognized them from the news. "I'll have to get back to you, I've got company."
There were seven of them, all of them exactly the same as the robot that Arachnya had fought one night, four weeks ago. The one that Captain Harkins had told him was likely made using Avenger's brain. Each one of them walked forward, coming close to him. He rushed at the closest one, grabbed it by the arm, and tossed it toward another. A third one jumped on him and started choking him, but he ripped its arms off and impaled it with them.
Numbers four and five both made their moves, firing microlasers from their photoreceptors. Clearly, their creators had been impressed by Guardian's own heat vision. He raised his arms to protect his eyes (invulnerable, yes; resistant to flash damage, no) and jumped up into the air. The beams followed, but he was able to nullify them by ripping a piece of catwalk off and threw it at the two robots. Both of them managed to dodge, but that gave Guardian just the chance he needed to rip one of them apart just in time to get hit in the back by the other. He heard his cape tear some, but he managed to spin around and block the beam.
Using nothing but force, he pushed his way to the robot and made it destroy its head with its own beam. Now, he only had numbers six and seven to deal with. He looked around the room and couldn't find them. He closed his eyes and listened, it helped focus his super hearing, then heard the telltale clanking of robot limbs, on a catwalk. He looked up and then immediately jumped to his left, then flew straight up as the laser beams hit the floor where he'd been.
Six and seven both stopped firing their lasers and used jets built into their feet to join him in mid-air, which Guardian used to his advantage. He used his heat vision and destroyed both robots' feet. They fell to the factory floor, and landed hard, crashing into thousands of pieces, almost as if they were made of the flimsiest of materials.
Guardian landed next to the second one he'd taken out, the one that was most likely to be intact. He ripped the machine's head off and then tapped his collar. "Knight, I'm on my way back. I think I've got a lead."
***
I felt nervous. One month as a girl, the only guys I'd gotten anywhere near close to were Brandon, Colin and Peter, and there I was, about to go on a date with Brandon. Why him, of all people? I was doing my best training with Colin, why hadn't he asked me out first? Well, then again, he could still like guys,for all I know. Clearly, our preferences weren't all affected the exact same way, because Brandon, despite the fact that he was about to take me out on a date, still took his opportunity to catch glimpses of Colin, though he did stare at me more.
I looked at myself in my mirror and sighed. Short shorts and a tank top, thanks to this continuing heat wave. Hopefully, we were going somewhere with air conditioning. I grabbed the purse that Aunt Holly forced me to get used to taking and then took a deep breath. Here I was, about to go on my first date since my change. I felt like a goddamn moron.
Luckily, for me, Brandon was dressed similarly. Shorts and a simple tee-shirt. His reddish-blonde hair looked humorously shaggy, though not messy in any way. "You ready?" he asked. I nodded, and then we walked outside and I was surprised to be greeted by a limosuine. "Surprised? I told you it would be a surprise. C'mon, you're gonna love the place I've got picked out."
"You rented a limo?"
"Yep."
I felt really nervous now. I didn't know he was gonna do that. Brandon held the door open for me to get in, I did, he sat down beside me, and then I was immediately scared. There was somebody else in the car. Two somebody elses.
I looked over at Brandon. Instead of the confidant later teen that he'd been just a few seconds ago, he now looked like he was about to pass out. I looked back at the guy sitting across from me. "What did you do to him?" I asked.
The guy made a tsk sound. "Nothing. That would be our benefactor." He took his sunglasses off and his pure gold eyes made me feel even more frightened. "It's nice to meet you, Monica. Our benefactor has had nothing but good things to say about you."
I narrowed my eyes in an attempt to be tough, but the bald headed woman across from me just laughed. "You think you're in control, little girl?" she asked.
"Not really," I said, "but I wanna know how this benefactor of yours knows about me."
The man with the gold eyes sat further back in his seat. "He touched your mind four weeks ago, I believe. A certain bank robbery for a group of Upscales."
My eyes widened.
He smiled.
The Gathering, Part Three
Korra stole the ball from Peter and bounced it off of his head for a moment before sinking another basket. She was enjoying herself, and enjoying the fact that she was enjoying herself. It had only been a week, but being at Ms. Morris' school wasn't all that bad. She wished there were a few more students, as opposed to just the five of them, but she was getting along with her new family.
Which made her think about her old family. She'd left without even leaving her parents a note. Without even letting her parents know that she wasn't their son anymore. Hell, as far as she was concerned, she wasn't really even their daughter. Josh Reston's parents had never really paid any attention to him, so what guarantee did she have that they'd pay attention to her now as Korra Reston?
She had none. It was obvious.
Korra sank another basket and then almost intentionally lost the ball to Peter, who made his own basket and then stopped bouncing the ball. "What's wrong?" he asked.
She sat down on the bench on the edge of the court. "Have you thought about your parents since you came here?"
He sat down, then shrugged. "I've thought about them. I wrote 'em a letter the other day. My dad called me yesterday. Why?"
She sighed. "My parents didn't really care about me before. They went away for a week and never even came up to check on me before leaving, and then I never left them a note when I left."
"Did you know you were coming here?"
She shook her head. "Not till I met you. I knew I was heading in this direction, but I didn't know where I was going or why."
He put his arm around her. "Hey, you should put it out of your mind. If they cared that little about you before, you really think they're gonna like you more now that you're a walking spark plug?"
She giggled. "No. They'd probably be afraid of me."
"I bet they would be." He laughed. "Then you'd really be like one of the X-Men."
They both had a good laugh over that, until it was interupted by Colin walking up to them. "You guys seen Monica or Brandon? I haven't been able to find them all night."
Korra answered, "I think I saw them getting into a limo earlier."
"A limo?"
"Yeah. Long car, most of the time black, folks your age usually rent them for the prom?"
He scowled. "I know what a limo is, Kor. You see which way they went?"
Korra was about to answer, but they were all interupted by a singular thought in their heads. Meet me in my bedroom, children. Something has happened.
***
I wished that I wasn't in the limo, otherwise I would have trashed it. Well, I would have wanted Brandon out of the car, too, but at the same time, I did kinda wanna kick his ass. He brought me into this situation and all he wanted to do now was take a frickin' nap?! Real manly, buddy.
Of course, the gold-eyed freak in front of me just kept smiling. I wanted to beat the crap out of him the most. He was the one who had kidnapped me (is it really kidnapping when you get in the limo willingly? Oh, wait, yeah, it is, because I didn't know this was going to happen), and was holding my friend and I hostage, so I wanted to just outright destroy him. If I was good enough with my powers, I'd blow his spleen up.
The bald woman hadn't done much at all. She hadn't even said a whole lot. She just held onto Mr. Gold Eyes' arm like she was his obedient girlfriend, but something about her told me she wasn't as obedient as her looks implied. I spent most of my time in the car studying her, wondering what her powers were, because I just knew they were both Chosen.
"Jose?" a voice to my left asked. I looked and saw my mother sitting beside me on the seat. "Why did you get yourself in this situation, honey?"
"Mom? What's... How?"
She reached out and touched my face. "Jose, my son... Please tell me you've been a good boy for your aunt?"
I scooted away from the ghost beside me. "No way... You're dead. Who the hell are you?!"
Mom closed her eyes and smiled. "Please, son, don't give your life aw - " Thankfully, she was cut off, and she disappeared. I was extremely scared, now.
I looked over at the bald woman who looked very shocked herself. "Nobody told us that they're part of a little freak team.
Mr. Gold Eyes turned to her. "What? Freak team?"
"Yeah. There's a group of them, these two and a few more. They all live in that mansion we picked them up at, and they've all got powers." She scowled. "And their boss is a telepath."
Gold Eyes smiled and rubbed at his chin. "Really? I wonder how our benefactor missed that..." He shook his head. "Not important. What's paramount now is that we return to headquarters. Cloak is waiting for us."
I finally spoke up, "What the hell was that?!"
Gold Eyes continued smiling. "That's beautiful Necro's power. She can reach into your thoughts and pull the dead lives from your mind. Obviously, because she can go so deeply to find your dead, she can pull thoughts as well. She's a telepath of a different flavor, you could say." He sat back in his seat. "Tell me a little more about your telepath. What's he like?" I didn't answer. "C'mon, sweetheart, you can tell me." Still didn't answer. "Okay. Don't talk. Our benefactor will get answers out of you when we arrive."
This time I burst out with anger. "Who is your benefactor?!"
Gold Eyes just kept smiling. It was like all he did was smile. What the hell was his power, smiling deviously?
Lucky me, my anger was concealing what I was actually doing.
The whole while, I used a little trick that Ms. Morris taught me, to use my power to feel things and send energy toward them. Lucky me, the underside of a car is tied into the engine block as well. Touching the seat, I forced energy through the fabric of the seat, down to the fuel line, straight to the engine. I couldn't send a lot at any one time, otherwise I'd blow up the fuel line and blow myself up, but blowing up the engine was good enough. Whoever was driving probably pissed their pants when the engine shot straight through the hood.
The sudden stop - and flip - of the limo disoriented Gold Eyes and his girlfriend, and I pushed Brandon through the door and jumped out after. I reoriented myself, grabbed Brandon, and hurried as fast as I could to the nearest alley. I kept us going one way, then another, kept us from going one specific route the whole time. I needed to find a cop, or something. Actually, what I really needed to do was wake Brandon up.
I smacked him in the face to wake him up, but that didn't work right away. I took a deep breath, got myself ready for what would happen after, and then slugged him. He woke up instantly, used his earth control powers to grab me, then realized what he was doing. "What's goin' on?" he asked, looking around and confused.
"You don't remember?" I asked, once he let go of me. "We got in that limo and then you fell unconscious?"
"Limo? What limo?"
"The one we got in, that you rented for our date."
He raised an eyebrow. "Date? I asked you out on a date?"
I sighed. "We'll have to sort this out later, let's just run right now, because the bad guys are after us, since I blew up their limo."
He rubbed at his head. "What the hell happened to me that I can't remember all that?"
I punched him in the face again. "I don't know, I don't care, let's just go!"
***
Knight held the head that Guardian had brought him. The technology looked familiar, and not just from the evening news a month ago. He unscrewed the faceplate and found a flat panel underneath. Whoever designed this, they did a good job, he thought. The memory chip was likely underneath the panel that had been under the faceplate. He took his screwdriver and pried it off, and then felt himself against a brick wall. There was nothing underneath the panel. The head was empty.
Guardian had a very surprised look on his face. "What the hell?!" the man eating a sandwich asked.
"I can only assume the x-ray vision part of Superman's powers slipped past you?"
"That and the freeze breath. So, what's running these things?
Knight sat back in his seat. "I don't know. No sort of electronic brain, unless it was in the body." He turned his head slightly toward Guardian. "I don't suppose you brought one of those, too?"
Guardian shook his head. "No. And something tells me that they've probably cleaned house since I left."
"Whoever they are. We're not exactly the best super hero team if we don't know a thing about our enemies."
Guardian patted him on the shoulder. "We're work-in-progress. I'm sure the Justice League didn't know who their enemies were to begin with."
Knight raised an eyebrow. "You never read comics as a kid, did you?"
"No, I didn't."
Knight stood and took the head over to the computer on the opposite wall. He set the head down on a flat green panel and pressed a button on the side. He waited, and waited, and waited, and then, a readout appeared on the monitor. "What the hell?" he asked, leaning forward to read the display. "There's something organic in this thing!"
Guardian picked it up and ripped a piece off of it. "Where?" He held up the extremely empty shell of the robot's head. "There's nothing in this thing."
"It's not a specific piece, there's brain tissue interlaced with the metal." Knight pointed to the image displayed on the monitor. "It didn't have an electronic brain in it, it had a human brain throughout it."
Guardian almost looked as though he was going to throw up. "Whoever these guys are, we need to stop them from doing this to more people." He took a long look at the robot's head. "And we need to do it soon."
***
Blackhole stood high above the city, on top of one of his black holes. He looked down at the millions moving about and wondered just where the robot's creators could be among those millions. None of them seemed to be doing anything wrong, anything out of the ordinary. He held up his hand and another black hole appeared, this one almost like a window looking out on the ground below. People passed by, people shopped, people played with their dogs in the park, people fought. Nothing was different from any other day in East City.
He sighed. How does this work? There's nothing out of the ordinary anywhere in that city, there's just millions of people going about their daily business, none of them even aware that there's a super powered psychopath out there, plotting their deaths. He shook his head, then touched his earpiece. "Terror, what'chu got?"
He heard her sigh now. "Nothing. None of these people even have the potential fear of evil robots jumping around. It's only been a month since that kid fought one, shouldn't there be at least one person thinking about it?"
"I don't know, hun, maybe we're looking in the wrong places. You report back to Knight, I'm going to stretch out my powers a little bit. Maybe then I can find something."
"Don't bother," a voice behind him said. He turned around and saw Angel hovering there, arms folded under her breasts. "I think I know where to look."
"You do?"
She took a breath. "There's a spot I can't feel."
Blackhole tapped his earpiece. "You guys hear that? Angel says she knows where to look."
***
We went about one block further before Brandon stood still, perfectly straight, and then said, in a weird, monotone voice, "You can't run from me, Jose. I know everywhere you are."
I stopped and stared him straight in the face, knowing that I wasn't really staring at Brandon, I was staring at whoever it was had been controlling him earlier, whoever Gold Eyes' myserious benefactor was. I asked the obvious question: "Who are you?"
Though Brandon's facial expression didn't change, I could tell that the Benefactor was smiling. "I'm no one of consequence. No one would ever notice me on the street. I'm no one, I'm nothing. You've seen me many times, and you've never known who I was."
"Are you at the mansion?"
"In a manner of speaking. I've been in your head the whole time. I've been in Brandon's head the whole time. Interesting tidbit about your headmaster: I can't read her mind."
That's a good thing. I was hoping we had some sort of ace up our sleeve. "What do you want?"
Again, no facial expression on Brandon, but I knew the Benefactor was smiling. "I want you, Quake. I want to use you, again."
"You were that weird feeling in my head that day," I said, not a question, but a statement.
"I was. We did wonderful things that day. And we will do wonderful things again." Using Brandon's own hands, the Benefactor reached up and grabbed Brandon's head. "Or else, I'll snap this one's neck. As long as you serve me today, this one lives."
I stood there, looking deep into Brandon's eyes, knowing I was looking at the Benefactor's eyes as well. He knew I had no choice, just like I knew it. "Fine. Let him go, and I'll go with you."
This time, Brandon's mouth did smile, though the rest of his face was still expressionless. I felt a hand on my shoulder, turned my head and saw Gold Eyes standing there, a smile on his face, too. I closed my eyes and sighed. Here I go again.
***
Korra stood at the edge of a building and looked down at the wreck of the limo that had taken Monica and Brandon. Her phone was in a pocket on the strap of her bag. She tapped a button and said, "I found the car. Trashed." She jumped down from the roof, still amazed that a drop from such a height didn't hurt her, or even cause a scratch. She peeked inside and saw very little blood, save the mangled body of whoever had been driving. I hope they're okay.
She noticed for the first time that there were no cops around. Actually, there weren't even any people around. It was the weirdest thing. She tapped her phone again. "Anybody know why there's nobody here? No cops, no innocent bystanders who just wanna see a flipped car, it's just the car."
Korra, get away from the vehicle! Ms. Morris' voice came through her head. She quickly jumped for the closest building and started to climb - a skill she'd honed in her free time even before her change - and as soon as she hit the roof, the limo exploded. "Whoa!" Thank you a lot, Ms. Morris.
Anything I can do to help one of my students. Colin and Peter have found Brandon, unconsious just a few blocks east. Meet up with them, and then go to four-five-four-six Grandborough Avenue, in Haven's Court.
Korra nodded, then ran the rooftops until she found her friends, knelt down beside the now semi-conscious Brandon. She landed by them and then sat down on the back step of a music store. Brandon looked like he'd been run over by a garbage truck, then left in the sewer. He was clean, he just looked like crap.
"Anybody get the license number of that semi that ran me down?" Brandon asked, making Korra giggle. She'd thought the exact same thing. "And where's Monica?"
Colin said, "I was about to ask you the same question. What happened?"
Brandon shook his head. "I don't know. I blacked out after we got away from the limo. I don't even remember the limo."
"What do you remember?"
"Monica telling me that we had to get away. Then we ran, and I blacked out again. After that, I woke up to you guys."
Ms. Morris' voice filled all their heads. This is a disturbing development. It means they have their own telepath.
Colin asked, "What do we do now?"
Be cautious. Brandon's experience sounds like similar experiences cropping up about other telepaths. If that's the case, then Monica may not be acting of her own will. She'll need to be taken down without any harm done to her.
Korra said, "I'm doing better with my knock-out blasts."
Colin rubbed at the back of his neck. "Yeah, I know."
Good. That's our play, then. Peter and Colin will distract Monica, while Korra will knock her unconscious.
Brandon tried to get up, then landed on his ass again. Colin put his hand on Brandon's chest. "What about me?" Brandon asked.
You're in no condition to help, Brandon, I'm sorry. You've been weakened, and your safety is at risk.
"What about Monica's safety? This is my fault!"
Korra stood up and walked over to Brandon. "It's not your fault. Whoever these guys were, they used you. We'll take care of it, nobody's holding it against you."
Listen to Korra, Brandon. She's absolutely right about it.
Brandon closed his eyes and nodded his head, slowly. "Fine," he said, through gritted teeth. Korra felt a little better.
Colin asked. "Are we going to find these guys at four-five-four-six Grandborough?"
I'm not sure. But you'll aid the other team in their search. They seem to believe they've found who they're looking for, and I can't help but think these two events are related.
Peter asked, "What other team?"
***
Knight stood on the ledge overlooking the warehouse that Angel had led them to. He was waiting for the rest of the team, alongside Angel and Blackhole, who both beat him there. Guardian and Terror had yet to arrive.
"So," Blackhole said, "I came here with my black holes, and Angel... well... flew," he heard Angel giggle at that remark, "but how did you get here? You have some sort of Batmobile, or something?"
Knight rolled his eyes. "It's called the Chariot."
"Oh! I get it! Knight, Chariot. Real creative."
Guardian landed beside Angel. "So, this place is it?"
"So Angel tells us," Knight said.
Guardian turned to Angel. "What is this place?"
She sighed. "All I can tell you is that this is the place. I can't say anymore."
"Secrets can kill people," Terror said. Knight had noticed her climbing up the building using window ledges.
Angel nodded. "Not my secrets. They keep people alive."
"Whether you believe her or not," Knight said, turning to his team, "Angel's telling the truth."
Guardian folded his arms across his chest. "It's not important right now. We're all here, let's get inside, now."
Knight shook his head. "We're still waiting."
"For what?" Blackhole asked.
"The rest of the team."
Terror counted them, then gave a confused look. "There's five of us here, there's always been five of us."
"Remember the associate I spoke of? Her team is on the way."
***
Brandon finally managed to stand about ten minutes after his friends left, and then fell back down again. He couldn't figure out why he was in such pain. He needed to think, to clear his head, but even that was difficult. He couldn't seem to focus.
"Y'know, having a lady talk to you, in your mind no less, can be a pretty weird experience when you've only ever seen this person through a window that you had to sneak up to a place to know about anyway."
Brandon looked up at the sound of the voice and saw a girl with long brown hair, wearing an odd outfit predominantly yellow and black, but there were red stripes under the arms. Her mask looked almost like a direct plagurism of Spider-Man's mask, save for the colors. "What are you doing here?" he asked.
"You can thank your super special telepathic cripple boss for that." The girl dropped from the thread she'd been hanging from. "I came to help you get back to your mansion out of town. Our ride should be here in just about..." She held up her arm and pretended to look at a watch, then a car pulled up at the edge of the alley. "Oh, now." The girl helped him to his feet and fireman's carried him to the car. She helped him into the car and then hopped around to the passenger's side. She slipped in through the window and then pulled off her mask. "Okay, Dad, we can go."
Brandon recognized the driver as the police officer that had arrived with Monica and Colin. "Officer Harkins?" he asked, weakly.
"Captain Harkins, to those of you that aren't the commissioner, or the chief of police," the cop answered. "You're just lucky that boss of yours has a direct line to my daughter's head."
The girl spun around in her seat. "What he means is that I was called away from spending time with my boyfriend, and he's happy."
"You're Arachnya," Brandon said.
"Yeah, but you can call me Charlie. I'm also a full-time photographer, semi-part-time reporter at the Daily News Brigade."
"Why did Ms. Morris call on you to help me?"
"Because I was in the neighborhood. Lucky you, so was my dad."
Captain Harkins added, "Her little boyfriend that I haven't met yet lives around here somewhere."
"Hey," Brandon said, "can you guys keep it down a little? It feels like I've got a mega hangover."
Charlie plopped back in her seat. "Trust me, you have no idea what a hangover feels like yet."
"How do you know?" Captain Harkins asked.
***
Knight saw as the first of Ms. Morris' students appeared, hopping over the opposite edge of the building. A young girl, shoulder-length dark red hair, wearing a yellow and black jacket and plain blue jeans, with a yellow bag slung around her shoulder. She didn't look to be any more than twelve or thirteen. After her was a boy about the same age, who ran at the speed of light. The last one to arrive was a very average looking young man, in his late teens.
Knight stepped forward and walked up to the older teen. "I take it you're in charge?" he asked the boy.
"We're a team, none of us is really in charge."
"And the others?"
"Quake and Tremor are out of commission. Quake was kidnapped by someone, and Tremor's been attacked."
"Quake? Tremor?" Blackhole asked. "Pretty goofy names, kid."
Knight turned toward Blackhole. "They came from the same creatures that created you, too." He turned back to the boy. "So, what can we call you three?"
He pointed at the runner. "Feet." Now at the girl. "Spark." Then at himself. "Hold-Up."
Knight nodded. "Welcome. I hope you're ready to get your hands dirty. This fight may not end well."
Almost as if on cue, the wall of the warehouse they'd been watching exploded. Knight ducked down and watched as four people walked out from the whole in the wall. A man, who he recognized as GoldenEye; two older women, Necro and Port; and then one younger woman, who Knight realized was Quake. Behind them were twelve more of the robots that Guardian had fought.
What the hell? Knight asked himself. He stood back up and stood ready. He watched GoldenEye grab Quake by the arm, then point to the group of costumed heroes standing atop the building. She walked forward, held out one hand, and the roof they were on burst in a circle around them, dropping them twelve feet down to the top-most floor.
***
I did what GoldenEye asked, then I scowled at him. I'd just attacked a group of heroes, and I wanted to hurl. Port made herself scarce, probably teleporting up to the building where everybody was. I just stood there, arms folded under my breasts, and waited for this all to be over. Whatever it was the Benefactor wanted me to do, he told no one other than GoldenEye.
A cube van pulled up to us and most of the robots hopped in the back. I was about to, but GoldenEye stopped me. "Wait," he said.
Then something hit him in the chest.
Feet stopped about two feet in front of me and waved his hand. Necro just about grabbed him, but he sped away just as quickly. Great. My friends were here, too. I looked up at the building and watched Guardian rise up, holding Port by the neck. After that, a big hole appeared in front of Necro and I, and a guy in a white suit stepped forward. A woman in a black dress and cape walked out behind him, alongside Hold-Up. That woman with the Angel wings that I met last week flew up from the building's roof, and then Spark jumped up onto the building ledge. The last one to move was a guy who appeared to have a Batman complex.
And there we were, in the middle of a super-powered Mexican stand-off.
Oh... shit.
***
Spark held her hand open and created a ball of electricity about the size of a grenade. In fact, that was pretty much what it was. She threw it in the back of the cube van with all the robots in it and five seconds later, there were a dozen very pissed off robots crawling out of the remains of a cube van. Oh... yay. That may have done more harm than good. She jumped up into the air and landed on a near-by power line, then slid across it and jumped off, landing on the street.
Two of the robots ran after her, laser beams shooting out of their eyes. She dodged them, shot electricity from her fingers at them, but it didn't seem to do much besides anger the robots. She almost thought she heard them growling as she dodged past them and ended up closer to the van. The two robots turned around and focused their lasers back on her, forcing her to jump on top of the van.
Spark created two electricity grenades and threw them at the robots. The grenades stuck to the machines like they were covered in duct tape, and then they exploded. Two down, ten to go.
***
Guardian held the woman known as Port by the neck and threw her up into the air. He knew she would just teleport away, and that was exactly what she did, grabbing onto his leg and pulling him down until he managed to regain his balance. He tried kicking her off, but she just teleported to a different part of him and kept causing him to fall further and further to the ground.
"This isn't working," he said, then he grabbed her by her hair. He lifted her up again and held her face to face. "Pull me down any further, I'll burn holes in your stomach."
"Not very boy scout of you," she growled at him.
He smiled. "Girl scouts, actually." He threw her again, this time she teleported down to the ground, out of his reach. Good girl.
***
Knight threw two boomerang blades at the nearest robot. He then jumped on another and turned its head to direct its laser beams at the one he'd thrown the blades at. Once the first one was destroyed, he twisted the head off of the second one and threw it up in the air, where Guardian grabbed it and crushed it in his hands.
Knight looked around and didn't see GoldenEye standing anywhere among the chaos. Where did he go? he asked himself. His concentration was then divided between that question and the robot fist about to take his face off. He ducked out of the way and planted an explosive on the robot's chest, then pressed the button on his gauntlet.
This was already turning into a nightmare.
***
The woman known to them as Necro was about to hit Terror in the face when she focused her powers on Necro's brain. She saw what Necro saw, and Necro saw worms spilling from every orafice in her body. She fell to her knees and tried to stop the worms from escaping, but it didn't seem to be working. She screamed in pain as the worms began to burst from her mouth, it probably felt to her like they were filling her lungs.
Terror looked around for the ringleader, the man known as GoldenEye, but she didn't see him. Something was up about that.
***
Feet sped inside the warehouse after Quake, but he didn't see her. He stopped and looked around, only to be smacked in the face by a metal arm. He looked up and saw one of those robots standing over him. Just before the robot made contact with him again, he moved. Then again, and again, and again, until the robot eventually stopped trying to hit him, then he stopped and made a face at the robot, only to get kicked in the back of the head by a second robot.
"Aw, crap..."
The first robot was suddenly lifted up into the air, and then thrown at the opposite wall. Feet turned to see Hold-Up standing there, reaching out with his powers. He grabbed the second robot and just managed to get it in the air before it exploded.
Both boys looked to see what had happened, only to see Quake standing there, a very angry look on her face. "C'mon, guys. There's an asshole with gold eyes that we've got to beat the crap out of."
***
Blackhole used his powers to get up into the air where Guardian was, and opened a hole for Guardian to throw some damaged robots into. "This is kinda fun, ain't it?" he asked.
Guardian gave him a look. "Fun?"
"Hey, last week, I wasn't doing anything with my powers. Now, we're beatin' down evil robots."
Guardian punched a hole into the face of the latest robot. "Maybe. At least they're not humans." He tossed the robot into the hole. "That looks like all of them."
Blackhole looked around. "Where'd Angel go?"
***
GoldenEye just made it inside the room before Svetlana shut the door. "You almost didn't make it."
He made a face. "Svetlana, my dear, have I ever let you down?"
A third voice entered the conversation, "No, but you've let me down." Between them, the angel she'd seen at the bank suddenly lowered herself down to the floor. "Both of you." Svetlana pulled a gun, but the angel knocked it out of her hand with one wing. "Don't," the angel said.
"How about you stop taking my gun away and let me shoot you, and I'll be just fine?" Svetlana asked.
The angel rolled her eyes and sighed, then turned to GoldenEye. "Has this been your plan this whole time, Trevor? Cause chaos on a grand scale to distract the heroes of East City, then slip away? You weren't this cowardly when you were a simple choir girl, afraid of the slightest hint at violence."
Svetlana laughed. "Choir girl? That's impressive!"
The angel turned back to her. "And you, Svetlana? Running isn't in your blood. Not when you were a young boy, on the streets of Stalingrad. You'd killed seventeen KGB before you were ten, and managed to keep yourself out of the public spotlight. What about your Benefactor changed your tune?"
GoldenEye had procured a baseball bat from somewhere (Svetlana had had her attention focused squarely on the angel), and while her back was turned, hit the angel in the back of the head with it. "I'm tired of hearing this!" he shouted. He hit her in the side. "It's time for you to die, Angel!"
In the second it took Svetlana to blink, the door was spread open by invisible hands, and then GoldenEye's baseball bat exploded in a shower of splinters. Another blink, and suddenly Svetlana was pushed up against the computer console she'd been standing in front of. The boy looked no older than a pre-teen.
Quake walked in and punched GoldenEye right in the jaw.
***
After the punch, I kicked him in the gut. He doubled over, and then I kneed him in the face. A spin-kick later and he fell against a computer console on the wall opposite the door. I grabbed him by the collar and hit him in the face two more times, then shoved him against the computer. Sparks flew all over the floor. "That's for making me hurt my friends, you sonuvabitch!" I picked him up by the collar again. "Where's he at?! Where's your precious Benefactor?! I wanna beat the shit out of him for using me and my friends!"
Hold-Up grabbed me by the shoulder and tried to pry me off of GoldenEye, but it didn't work. Finally, GoldenEye spat out some blood and then smiled that goddamned smile again. "Wouldn't you like to know?"
I started feeding energy through my hands into his skin and was very ready to make his entire body explode.
***
Angel regained consciousness just in time to stop Quake from doing the very thing that she'd joined Knight's team to stop. She grabbed Quake and slammed her against the wall beside the damaged door. "Stop," she said, her voice calm, "this can't be undone."
Quake was fuming. "I don't want to undo this! I want that bastard dead!"
Angel nodded. "I understand, but if you do this, thousands will suffer."
"What?!"
She sighed. "It's hard to understand, but it's true. I'll explain it to you, someday. Today, we need to take these three in, and let the law take care of them. I'll help them withstand the Benefactor's mind control, they won't escape this time."
Tears were streaking down Quake's face. "They used me... Twice..."
Angel hugged the teenager. "I understand. I'm sorry. They'll pay for their crimes, though, you don't have to worry." And Angel prayed that she was telling the girl the truth.
***
Brandon looked at the television screen and watched as three Chosen were placed in cop cars, and a whole lot of destroyed robots were tossed in a garbage truck. He watched as the news crew took the microphone around to each of the heroes, including Monica, and breathed a sigh of relief. He didn't want her to go down just for saving his life.
Everything's worked out fine, Brandon, Ms. Morris' voice filled his thoughts, we'll all be together again, soon.
***
Spark sat on top of a street light and looked out at the whole of the crowd that had gathered to talk to each of them. She smiled. Hey, first time out in public as a super hero, and I help save the day. I feel like celebrating.
She jumped down from the street light and was about to join her friends when she caught sight of two people worming their way through the crowd. No way. She made her way toward the police line and then stood face to face with her parents. She knew, somehow, that they somehow knew who she was. She then felt extremely sad. "I'm sorry I ran away," she said.
Her mother slid around the sawhorse and embraced her in a hug that Korra Reston had never felt when she was Josh Reston, and Korra returned the hug, with tears streaming down her face. "Don't you say you're sorry again," her mother said, "you don't ever have a reason to be sorry."
***
I rubbed at my arm as I sat on the trunk of my aunt's car. She was standing before me, a smile on her face that I don't think I've seen since before the day she bailed me out of jail, a month ago. A lot had happened to me since then. "You did good here today, Monica," she said.
"I nearly killed a guy."
"But Angel stopped you."
"She almost couldn't. The whole time she was talking to me, I wanted to blow that guy up."
Aunt Holly sat down beside me. "You wouldn't have."
I laughed. "How do you know? I killed a limo driver earlier today."
She patted me on the head. "You killed a guy kidnapping you earlier today. Self-defense, the biggest plea I hear in the courtrooms these days."
I laughed again. "You think that'd hold up?"
"It won't have to."
I leaned my head against my aunt's shoulder, and she wrapped an arm around my waist, and I felt good, for the first time in a month.
***
Gustav Hammond admired the video set-up that Cloak had in his secret lair. He had to admit, the Benefactor was quite the man to work with. "I assume this whole thing was all part of your grand plan?" Gustav asked.
He turned around and saw the Benefactor standing at the railing, much like he always seemed to be. The Benefactor didn't turn to look at him. "Of course it is. It's taken over two hundred centuries to perfect, but everything I do is a part of the plan."
Gustav walked up beside the Benefactor. "It must be one helluva plan, if losing twice is a good thing."
The Benefactor smiled. "Not good, no. Great." He slapped Gustav on the back. "Brilliant things are coming, Gustav, and the Chosen won't know what hit 'em." His smile widened. "Or who."
Crawlin' on the Walls
When did it happen? When did I, the spider-powered teenage daughter who hasn't really gotten along with her mother since the moment she became the spider-powered teenage daughter become her mother's messenger? When? Why was I standing in front of the precinct, about to walk inside and tell my dad that Mom was angry with him for staying at work late, when I knew exactly why he was staying late, and so did she, if she would just read a freaking newspaper every once in awhile. If for no other reason than to congratulate her daughter on the excellent pictures she was taking for the Brigade!
But, alas, there I was, about to walk in the door when, lo and behold, Dad walks out anyway. Behind him are Detective Montoya, Frank's a-hole cousin Colin, and the girl who bumped into me at school the other day, Quake herself. I didn't let on like I knew it at the time, but even with the haircut and dye, I could still tell it was her. She hadn't done anything wrong in the past three weeks, so I assumed she was on the straight and narrow, now.
I folded my arms under my breasts. "Mom's pissed at you again, Dad," I said to my bewildered father.
He walked up to me and set his hands on my shoulders, in a reassuring sort of I'll comfort ya, kid way, despite the fact that I didn't really need comforting. "What is it this time? Did I leave my aftershave in the shower again?"
I shook my head. "Something about working late for the third night in a row."
He sighed. "Look, kiddo, I'll duke it out with your mother when I get home tonight. Right now, I have to get going."
I looked back over at the group he walked out with. "Where are you going?" I asked.
"Sorry, sweetie." He tapped my press badge, already hanging from around neck for work. "Not something I can tell a distinguished member of the Brigade."
I sighed. "Just because I've helped out on a few stories doesn't mean I'm a reporter, I'm still just a photographer."
"Still. I can't tell you, it's offical police business."
"Including your old partner, Frank's cousin, and Quake?"
"Look, snookums, just get to work, okay? I'm sure this'll end up in the news at some point. Whatever the hell it is we're gonna find at where ever we're going is likely to come out to the press or something. Just be patient, okay?"
I noticed that Quake looked over at Detective Montoya, and then Detective Montoya looked away from her. I wondered what that was all about. Were they related? They looked kind of similar, like they could be aunt and niece, or maybe cousins. Still, I wondered what that look/look away thing was about.
I sighed, then said, "Okay, Dad. See ya when you get home." I gave him a hug, and noticed once again that Quake looked very uncomfortable. After that, I turned, walked away, and ducked into an alley. I pulled out my phone and called Ms. Adamsen. "Hey, Ms. Adamsen, is it okay if I skip work today? I'm feeling a little crampy."
"Okay, Charlie. I can get Timmy to help me. If it's that bad that you've gotta skip work, you should stay somewhere cool, though. This heat probably makes that period pain feel like torture."
I nervously laughed. "Yeah. I hope I'm feeling better tomorrow. Bye." I hung up, after that. It wasn't a total lie. This was my first period, but it wasn't as horrible as Cindy and Frank were trying to lead me to believe it was. I'm sure they were joking about it. I reached into my backpack and slipped into my costume. Time to follow the coppers.
The majority of their trip to where ever the hell they were going was in the city, and near some of the taller buildings. It was pretty easy to stay out of their sight. When we got into the more countryside-like roads, it started getting trickier. Thankfully, there were plenty of trees to hide behind, otherwise I would've had to turn back and actually wait for Dad to tell me some other time. That just wasn't happening.
They arrived, and then I arrived, at this big creppy house on Westmoreland Avenue. I waited until they each entered the house before I hopped onto the walls and looked for a window that overlooked where they were. It didn't take long, but long enough for me to see that a woman confined to a wheelchair and the decent-looking guy that pushed her around had entered the room. I stuck my ear to the window to listen to what they were saying.
The woman spoke in a weird Stephen Hawking-like voice. "Welcome, all of you. I apologize for not getting up or shaking hands."
Dad was the first to talk to her: "I assume you're the woman who called the kids to you?"
Called the kids? How? This woman didn't seem to be capable of moving a pinky, how did she call them? Telepathy? Actually, now that there are people with super powers out there, that actually could be how she called them. Wait, why didn't she call me?! I'm a teenager with super powers, too!
The woman answered, "Yes, I am. My name is Erica Morris. You are Captain Henry Harkins, your daughter is Charlotte Harkins, who calls herself Arachnya."
Oh, hey, she knows me. Granted, cameramen catch glimpses of me for TV news all the time, plus people my 'name' is getting spread around pretty quickly. Then there's that possibility that she could have telepathy, so, why not? She may have read my mind when I was asleep. Okay, that seems pretty damn creepy.
Dad nodded to her. "I am. Gotta tell you, though, the voice thing is a little creepy."
Good work, Dad. Glad to know my apple didn't fall far from your tree.
The woman's voice synthesizer let out the most disturbing approximation of laughter that I hope I never, ever hear again. "I understand, Captain. It has taken me all three weeks since the Event to get used to it."
Quake spoke up, this time, "You mean, you weren't like this before you were a Chosen?"
Mr. Handsome (I'm not ashamed to admit I'm starting to get attracted to guys; granted, I'm mainly sticking to Tim, because he's actually a pretty nice guy, but this is a story for another place and time) answered, "Ms. Morris' gift left her this way. She almost instantly reached out to me so that she could have a sort-of liason with everyone else."
"Thank you, Brandon. Do not be alarmed, Monica. It is something very easy to get used to."
Monica. So that was Quake's real name. Monica. Monica, Monica, Monica... Oh, yeah! She's in my calculus class. Monica Montoya. So she's probably Detective Montoya's niece, since I know she doesn't have any kids.
Frank's dumbass cousin, Colin asked, "Why'd you call us here, anyway?"
Mr. Handsome Brandon turned the woman's chair toward Colin slightly. "I prefer to explain that when everyone is here. I do not wish to repeat myself too often. You can understand why." After that, she looked up, toward me. I ducked out of sight, but still did my best to listen in. "There are still two more on the way."
Two more? Who could the two more be, if I wasn't one of them? Great, I'm a third wheel before the other two even show up. Or is that fifth wheel? I always get those so confused.
***
I waited, and I waited, and I waited, and nothing happened. Well, at least until Dad walked out of the house and answered his phone. After that, he burst back into the house shouting something about a bank robbery, and then he and Detective Montoya rushed out to the car. Neither Colin or Quake followed them, but I didn't want to wait around forever to see what was going on. I followed my dad.
It didn't take long to find the bank once I made it back into the city. There were dozens of cops around it, and smoke billowing out of an opening in the wall. I decided to open up a vent shaft and slip in that way.
I spotted Guardian beating up on a guy in the bank vault and decided not to help. He looked like he had everything under control. Instead, I moved on a little further and found myself in the middle of a weird situation. Angel was standing there watching this man in white and a woman in a black dress and cape, who were standing over a woman in skin-tight black leather. I don't know how she wore that without feeling extremely uncomfortable. Granted, I've been female for three weeks, this woman could have been female her whole life.
The man in white walked up to the woman in black, who was kneeling over the woman in leather. "Terror," he said, "let her go. She's had it. Guardian's taking care of the other one, we've done our job."
The woman - Terror, apparently - stood up. "Alright. She's not much fun, anyway." She then waved her hand, and, well, nothing happened. Nothing that I could see, anyway. Maybe something did happen, I don't know. Either way, the man and the woman walked into the vault to help Guardian.
The woman in leather stood up and looked over at Angel, That was when I found out that Leather Woman was, in fact, Ms. Nasty Russian-American Bitch! She bamfed over to Angel and, of course, a fight ensued. Angel did quite a good job dodging Ms. NRAB's attacks, then decided to throw it in her face by saying, "I'm not much of a fighter, but I can hold my own." Then, almost annoyingly, Ms. NRAB decided to get the drop on her and drop her, by leg sweeping her.
I lowered myself on a webline while Ms. NRAB bamfed over to a gun lying on the floor, picked it up, and then bamfed back over to Angel. Just as she was about to pull the trigger, I shot a web at the gun and yanked it out of her hand. She turned to me and I imagine she scowled under that ski mask she was wearing.
"Aw, did you miss me?" I asked, my tone playful. "Oh, and silly me, I forgot to bring a chew toy!" I made a small ball out of webbing and threw it at Ms. NRAB's face. She went down like I'd thrown a rock at her head. "My God, didn't your master teach you any good tricks? Fetch was the first thing I ever taught my dogs!"
Guardian, White Suit Man and Black Dress Woman all brought out whoever the hell it was that Guardian was beating up. Angel had picked herself back up at some point, and didn't look too hurt, just a little scuffed up. Guardian picked up Ms. NRAB and we all walked out of the bank and were greeted by the not-so-smiling face of my dad.
"So," he said, "everything settled?" He jerked his thumb to the mass of cops running around doing things. "Ever think to let the uniformed police officers do their jobs?"
I slid back behind everybody else, away from the accusing eyes of Dad. He was damn good at that. Guardian was the first to speak, "I'm sorry, Captain Harkins. The police hadn't arrived by the time I did, so I took it upon myself to help."
Dad acknowledged White Suit Man and Black Dress Woman. "And what about Penn and Teller over there?"
White Suit Man answered, "Sorry, officer. You can call me Blackhole, and this," he waved his hand toward Black Dress Woman, "is Terror. We're a team act."
"Uh-huh." He turned to me, now. Oooooh, boy. "And you?"
I stammered, "I'm... um..." and then I jumped up, shot out a webline and said, "Late for something important!" as I swung away from the scene. I needed to get away from Dad, otherwise I might accidentally out myself as Captain Harkins' teenage daughter. Not his fault, I was just really frickin' nervous.
***
I swapped out my Arachnya outfit for my normal clothes, and grateful for it, too. It was kinda hot in that costume. I pulled my camera and my press badge out of my backpack and walked into the Brigade to head to work, like I told Dad I was doing a while ago. Good work, Charlie, you lied to your dad, screwed up a police operation and now -
"Charlie! C'mon!" Ms. Adamsen said, grabbing me by the arm, "You're late for work, and we need to get out to a crime scene and interview people right now!"
I sighed. Great. Right back to where I really needed to be away from. Thanks, boss. Actually, why the hell did I show up at work? I told Ms. Adamsen that I was cramping, why did I even go to the Brigade anyway?
***
I walked home in silence, not even talking to Timmy, despite the fact that he walked me home. I thanked him when we got my apartment building, but other than that, no words. Good work treating your boyfriend like crap, Charlie. You're doing everything right today.
Mom was the only one in the living room when I got up to the seventh floor. She wasn't exactly happy with me. Guess she saw it on the news. I just sighed, didn't say anything, and walked into my bedroom. I didn't even wait for Dad to get home, I just got ready for bed and laid down with the lights off. I was feeling really down.
So, of course, Dad just walked into my room and sat down beside my bed. Didn't even turn the lights on. I just laid there, didn't say anything to him.
"I know you're awake, Charlie, you don't have to pretend to be asleep," he said. He still didn't turn the lights on. I didn't mind. "Okay, don't talk. Just listen." He propped his feet up on my bed. "When I set off for that house on Westmoreland, I told you to get to work. I didn't tell you to follow us and listen in on a conversation you weren't invited to."
I turned to face him, even in the dark. Still didn't say anything.
"I understand why you showed up at the bank, that's just the choice you made when you decided to be Arachnya, I'm not mad at you about that, even though your mother is. I just want to know why you disobeyed me and follwed me to that mansion."
I sighed. "I... was curious."
"Curious?"
"Yeah. Curious. I didn't understand why a bunch of kids my age with super powers were being called to that house when I wasn't."
"Look, sweetie, sometimes, it's not about you."
I rolled my eyes. "I know that, Dad. When I saw Quake, I thought it was some sort of rehabilitation thing, but then I saw Colin, and I knew he hadn't robbed a bank since this all started, so I wanted to know what those specific kids were being called for."
He leaned back. "It's... well... Sweetie, I'm starting to get grateful for all those comic movies you dragged me to, it's an X-Men sort of thing."
I sat up. "Wait, Stephen Hawking's wife is a telepath?"
He nodded. "Stephen Hawking...? um... Yeah, she's a telepath. Obviously, there's something you've got that those kids don't, and she wants to help them find it." He patted me on the head. "Be happy, honey, you're a more complete Chosen than they are." He stood up and walked to the door. "Oh, and next time I tell you to go to work, Go. To. Work."
I smiled. "Okay, Daddy." He smiled back at me, then he left the room. Y'know, now that I think of it, I don't know how the hell we each saw that, the lights were off the whole time.
Either way, after a crappy afternoon and an evening of crap, I went to sleep a much happier person.
Movie Magic
"What exactly do you mean, Mr. Saul," Dad asked, not even caring how increasingly red-faced I was getting listening to this whole thing.
"I didn't mean anything, I was just saying that - "
"You were just saying that my police force is useless now that there are super heroes on the scene, right?" Dad leaned forward in his seat. "That's not exactly something I like to hear, I hope you know."
I felt like I was about to die. There was Timmy - sweet, good-natured, innocent, never-wanted-to-piss-off-my-Dad Timmy - practically being beaten with a night stick. He looked as uncomfortable as I felt, and that was really uncomfortable. I almost wanted to just get up and go, but I didn't want to leave Tim there to get roasted by my dad without me there.
And so, I sat there, nervously eating my fish all the while Dad kept it up. "I understand that you kids like all these super heroes that keep popping up, but the police force is just as necessary as it always has been."
Tim looked away from Dad. "I didn't say that the cops were useless, just that - "
"Just that all we have to do now is sit in our offices and twiddle our thumbs while people like Guardian, or Knight, or Angel - " Or Arachnya! Say my name! " - do our job, but we can't do that."
I almost wanted to cry, and it was more for Tim than it was for me.
"Sir, I really wasn't trying to say that you guys don't do your part, because you absolutely do, but there are things that the cops can't handle, and I don't see - "
And Dad cut him off again. "Don't see what? Why we don't just run around and change all the diapers of the people pissing themselves while the super people fight?"
I looked over at Mom, who gave me the most sympathetic look she's given me since I started swinging around town on webs that come out of my skin. She must have gone through something similar with her parents when they met her first boyfriend. Who just so happened to be my dad, actually.
Eventually, I just couldn't take it. I stood up and slammed my fist down on the table and nearly yelled, "Dad!" After that, all three of the people still sitting just stared at me. It took me a few seconds to realize that they were waiting for me to drop the other shoe, so I more calmly said, "Let's go for a walk, Tim."
***
"I can't believe him!" I screamed, probably blowing out Timmy's ears. "You didn't do anything, and there he was, just ramming your head against the wall for nothing!"
"Charlie," he said.
But I ignored him, for some reason. Good work, Charlie, don't try to help him while your dad's reaming him, and then ignore him when he's trying to talk to you, just treat your boyfriend like crap, why don'tcha? "He's never like that when any of my other friends are there, but all of a sudden, just because it's you, he goes out of his way to make you feel like crap!"
"Charlie," he said again, a little louder.
And, again, I ignored him. Stupid, stupid, stupid! "Run you down just because he doesn't like that I actually met a guy that I like! What is it with cops for dads, they're always crappy with their daughters' boyfriends! All we were supposed to do was have a normal, pleasant meal, and he goes and thinks you're questioning his manhood, or something! Jesus Chri - "
"Charlie!" Timmy yelled, finally snapping me out of my Angry-At-My-Dad stupor.
"Huh?" I kind of whimpered out.
"It's okay. Obviously, I said something wrong and set your dad off, my bad. I'm sorry." He said that with a smile on his face. I'm not even joking. This guy who should be angry at both my dad and especially me, and he was smiling. The only thing I could do was nervously smile alongside him. "I just hope that he doesn't hold it against me."
"I'm not gonna let him hold it against you. My dad listens to me, believe it or not."
Tim chuckled a little. "I'll bet."
A thought crossed my mind. I grabbed Timmy by the arm and started dragging him along with me until we got to Granger Park. I kept dragging him along until we got to the lake, where I practically threw him to the ground and then sat down beside him. "I love coming here," I said, probably surprising the hell out of Tim.
In fact, he had a very confused look on his face. "Is there a reason we're here?"
I shrugged. "I wanted to go for a walk, and this is my favorite place to go to." Well, outside web-swinging around the city looking for petty crooks to beat up. That's always fun.
"And why did you shove me down?"
"To sit beside you. On the ground. By the lake. It's a romantic thing." Boy, listen to me. I sound like I know what I'm doing.
He sighed. "I guess that's a good thing, then."
Y'know that feeling? That feeling that you get, when you know you're about to kiss the first guy you've ever felt a connection with? It's one of the most feminine of feelings, like you just wanna close your eyes and hope to God that the guy who's kissing you doesn't do the same and accidentally kiss your nose or your chin. It's probably the best feeling a girl who's trying to save herself for marriage can have.
This. This was not that feeling.
Nope. Instead, it was my spider-sense, making me aware of the fact that a car was about to land on us. I rolled over, on top of Timmy, and then made us roll around on the ground until we were out of the path of the flying, flaming vehicle, and when it hit, Timmy just did a double take at the spot we'd just been laying on.
"Whoa!" I said, trying to fake surprise. "Good thing I wanted to roll around in the grass with you!" I wasn't even convincing myself, how the hell could I convince him? Stupid, stupid, stupid. Why was I being so stupid?
Timmy gave me a weird look. "Did you... did you know that was gonna happen?"
I shook my head so very rapidly that I almost ripped my own head off, I'm sure. "Nonononono! I had no idea that was gonna happen!"
"You... You're Arachnya, aren't you?"
My eyes opened wide. "What?!"
***
And with the explosion of the car to the side of us, I woke up. At some point during that horrendous dream, I grabbed my pillow and started chewing on it. Ughghgh... I can't believe I did that. Would that dream actually be how I handle telling whatever guy I'm dating at that time that I'm a costumed super hero? I hoped not. That was horrible.
I looked to my left and realized that I'd left my alarm on, despite the fact that it was the weekend. I sat on my bed, looked out the window, and realized that this was my first day off since I started working at the Brigade. And how do I plan on spending it? You guessed it, web-swinging!
But first, I needed some breakfast. I slipped a shirt and a pair of shorts on and walked out into the kitchen, where Mom and Dad were sitting across the table from one another, not saying anything to each other. This was a common thing before my super powers started making them drift apart, but it always felt worse now. And I always felt responsible. Kinda 'cause I was.
I sat down with a bowl and a cereal box. I'm one of those 'weird' people who doesn't eat cereal with milk. Sue me, I think cereal tastes just fine without milk. Mom, to my left, was eating some toast and eggs. She asked me if I wanted any, but I didn't, so I said no. I couldn't tell what Dad was eating because he was hidden behind a newspaper, but I could hear him crunching down on something.
I would have actually been eating my cereal if I hadn't caught sight of what was on the front page of Dad's newspaper:
MOVIE ICON JAMES CAMERON OPTIONS ARACHNYA FILM FOR SONY PICTURES
As if I had super speed, I snatched the news paper and practically glued my eyes to the article. Movie? About me?! Without my permission?! Well, technically, since no one but my family and friends know my secret identity and I'm don't own a trademark on the name Arachnya, I don't exactly have to give them permission, but still!
"Charlie, what the hell?" Dad asked, spilled milk all down his shirt. Apparently he was also eating cereal. And I somehow got milk on his shirt. Good thing I helped Mom with the laundry yesterday.
I pointed at the newspaper. "This!"
Mom chuckled. "Look on the bright side. You're the first real super hero to get a movie based on her."
"But... but..." I stammered.
Dad patted me on the shoulder. "Kiddo, this sort of stuff happens all the time." He pointed at his shirt. "This, on the other hand, hasn't happened since you were little, when you thought my shirt was a jungle gym."
I blushed. "I was little. I was weird back then."
He raised an eyebrow. "You crawl on walls. You're weird now." He took the newspaper away from me and looked over the article. "Damn, they're pretty quick. They just announce it in yesterday's paper, they begin shooting today. How'd they get a script together so quickly? Eh, it's probably just a rejected Spider-Man script they slapped your name on. Looks like it's shooting here in town, too."
I jumped up onto the ceiling and looked down at the part he was reading. "Where?"
Mom half screamed/half whispered, "Charlotte Elaine Harkins, get off that ceiling right now!"
I dropped back down to the floor. Dad chuckled. "East side of town, Charlie." He set the paper down on the table. "Listen, baby, they're just innocent film makers, don't scare them off. After all that crap with Guardian and his group last week, this'll be good for the city." He took a sip of what was left of his milk. "Oh, and by the way. Sorry about getting into that argument with your boyfriend last night."
How had I forgotten about that? Oh, yeah, because I had a weird dream about it afterward. Everything that happened in the dream really happened, save for the car being thrown at us. And the rolling around in the grass part. We pretty much just took a walk through the park, where I apologized for Dad. How did I forget about that, again?
Oh well, I shrugged. "I apologized to him for you, Dad. He said he was sorry."
He sat back in his chair and pulled up the newspaper again. "Well, good. The kid did kinda get on my nerves. Talkin' about - "
"Dad!"
He smiled.
***
After slipping on my costume, I took a swing by the part of town where they were shooting the movie about me. I promised my dad that I wouldn't scare them into not making a movie about me, but I still wanted to make sure I was well represented, even if I wouldn't be in the movie.
Hmm... It would be cool to actually be in a movie about me, wouldn't it?
Of course it would. But I can't be. Unless I'm an extra. Maybe I should have taken the costume off and tried to be an extra.
Oh well, so, I was swinging. I landed on a billboard overlooking the shoot and watched as - and I'm not kidding - Tobey Maguire pulled off a crappy imitation of my mask and complained about how much he was sweating. I felt like there was steam coming out of my ears. I looked around and one of those camera cranes that you see almost any time you watch a DVD special feature about the making of a movie and I jumped onto that.
Off to one side, sitting in what appeared to be a repurposed barber's chair (with the word Director printed across the back with diamonds, I'm not even joking), James Cameron shouted, "Cut!" He stood up from his chair and walked over to the camera I was sitting on and folded his arms across his chest. "Can I get at least a little professional courtesy here? I don't need extras running around my location shoot, trying to get their fifteen minutes."
If he could see my face under the mask, he'd see me extremely confused. "Extra? I'm not an extra."
Someone walked up to him and handed him a clipboard. He flipped through a bunch of papers on it, then turned back to me and shook his head. "I can't seem to find female Arachnya cosplayer on my call sheet, here. So who the hell are you?"
I was getting mad. "I'm nah... I'm... I'm not a freaking cosplayer! I am Arachnya!"
He looked at me for a long time, then shook his head. "Nope. I don't think so. You see, last we saw on the news, Arachnya's a guy."
I seriously wanted to throw something at him. "A name like Arachnya and you think I'm a guy?!"
Tobey raised his hand. "In my defense, I did tell the studio that you were female."
I looked over at him. "I'd forgive you if Spider-Man 3 hadn't sucked." I turned back to Cameron. "And you, what was with that three hour piece of overgrown Smurf trash?! How is it a movie gets made about me, and they put you in charge of it?!"
Cameron shrugged. "Sony apologizing for pulling the Spider-Man rights away from me?"
I narrowed my eyes under my mask. "Your Spider-Man would have sucked harder than Spider-Man 3 or Elektra." Everyone in the area turned their heads when an explosion went off a block and a half away. I turned back to Cameron and said, "If I didn't have to go take care of that, I'd so web your ass to a flag pole." I turned toward the direction of the explosion and shot a webline, then swung away.
***
Mr. Wilkins and Mr. Jenkins were standing guard while Mr. Scott walked inside the building and grabbed the nearest sorter by the collar. "I need to see your manifests," Scott said, adding pressure by pressing the barrel of his gun to the man's temple.
The man was sweating up a storm. He had closed his eyes. "This is a post office, man! What idiot robs a post office!"
Scott pulled the man closer. "We're not robbing you, simpleton. You sort and deliver mail to every address in East City, and we need to know them. Once we know them, we can finally - "
He was cut off by a young female voice. "What? Figure out which guy you accidentally sent that bag of sex toys to?" Scott spun around and saw a girl in a yellow and black costume hanging upside down from a web. Wilkins and Jenkins were both webbed up and hanging from a ceiling.
Scott aimed at the girl and fired three times, but the girl dodged each time. Once she landed on the floor, he fired again, but she dodged yet again. He couldn't figure out how she was doing it. "Stand still, you little bi - " Webbing over his mouth stopped him from talking.
"That's just rude! Here I am, just trying to stop you from committing a federal crime, and you call me such a mean word?! I'm just doing my extremely underpaying job!"
Scott ripped the webbing off of his face. "You're an abomination!"
The girl was sticking to the ceiling, looking down at him. "No, I'm a sixteen year old girl who just kicked your friends' butts, and I'm doing a pretty good job on you, too." He fired another salvo of bullets, but she dodged them again. "What are you guys, anyway? You're clearly not super powered, and you're robbing a post office, so you're obviously not very bright. What's your deal?"
Scott ejected his empty magazine and pulled out his billy club, then ran at the girl when she landed on the floor. She jumped out of the way yet again. "We're Humans Against Rising Powers, monster, and we're going to end your kind once and for all!"
***
I landed in front of him. "HARP? Your name is HARP? Look, my name is cool, my friend's name is also cool, another one I know is pretty cool, too. HARP? Nope, not cool." I webbed his feet to the floor. "How about you come up with something better?"
The guy was probably scowling under that ski mask, but I didn't really care. HARP, seriously. That's so stupid. He tried taking a swing at me, but he couldn't reach me, which made it just look funny. I was grinning like a three year old under my mask, but he couldn't see me. I shot a webline at his billy club and ripped it out of his hands. I caught and started tapping it against my shoulder. "Buddy, you are the stupidest criminal I've nabbed in the last five-and-a-half weeks."
I waited around until the cops arrived to take the three geniuses away. Dad wasn't there, but Ms. Adamsen and TImmy were. Good for him. Ever since I got hired, Ms. Adamsen took a real liking to me, and I became her favorite photographer while Tim got sidelined to Mr. Cabot. Lucky him, I've got the day off, so he gets to hang around with Ms. Adamsen today.
"Arachnya!" she shouted, running up to me with tape recorder in hand. Tim was struggling to keep up. "Arachnya! Can we get a few words."
I was just chilling out on the side of the building - sticking to the wall, of course - and slid down a little bit to talk to her. I hoped my mask was enough to make my voice sound kinda different. "Sure," I said. Hopefully, short responses would help.
"You've been active in the city ever since the Event, but this is the first time you've spoken to any members of the press, why is that?"
Thank God for the mask, because they couldn't see me nervously darting my eyes. "I'm a shy person," I answered.
"A shy person, you say? Why is that?"
I sighed, then pretended to look at a watch, shot a webline at a building. "Gotta go, 24's on." And I hightailed it out of there as fast as possible, back to that damn movie set.
***
Anna looked at Timmy, who was busy taking pictures of Arachnya as she swung away. "Isn't 24 on on Mondays?" she asked.
Timmy nodded, but he didn't answer. That had sounded familiar.
***
THE NEXT DAY:
Harkins couldn't believe it. He watched as the three thugs who trashed a post office walked out of his jail, having secured their bail. Whoever the hell was bankrolling them had to have more money than whoever the hell was bankrolling that quadriplegic telepath with her little gang of super kids. He took a sip of his coffee and then walked back over to his desk, which Charlie was sleeping on, with his coat covering her. He sighed.
Poor kid. After that post office thing she'd broken up, she'd gone home, where her mother had run her over the coals with all the worry she'd been feeling and all crap she had to put up with knowing that at any point in time, either her husband or her daughter may not come home for dinner, permanently. He'd been living with that ever since he'd met Melissa, but now she was dropping it all on Charlie, and the poor kid just didn't have the self-control to just take it and go to her room for a little while.
A young detective (his shield plus six days) stepped in the doorway and knocked on the open door. "Captain?" he whispered, walking into the room. Harkins motioned for him to come in and took the file folder the kid had. He still couldn't remember the kid's name. Biscuits, or something.
"What is it, Billings?" he asked, trying not to wake up the sleeping fifteen year old on his desk.
"Butters, sir."
"Butters. What is it?"
"Those HARP guys from yesterday. They're apparently a legitimate organization, been active since the Event." He reached over Charlie and opened the folder in Harkins' hands. "They're even operating overseas, too."
"You're kidding? These guys are international?" he asked, a little louder than he should have.
In her sleep, Charlie mumbled, "No I didn't have dinner for pancakes last Friturday..."
Butters raised an eyebrow. "Is she...?"
"She talks in her sleep. Used to walk, now she talks." He flipped a couple pages. "These guys fanatics, or something? 'Monsters of science'?"
Butters sighed. "We don't know, sir. All we do know is that Detective Montoya put in a call to Homeland Security, and they told us to back off."
It was Harkins' turn to sigh. "Great. Tell Holly to get in here ASAP, I wanna know what they told her." Butters nodded, then left the room. Harkins just set his cup of coffee down next to Charlie and prayed to God that she didn't roll over. He started reading the file, noticed the odd stamp in the corner. He couldn't quite make out the acronym printed there, wondered what it was.
Holly walked in and gave the sleeping girl on the desk a deeply saddened look. "She have a fight with her mom again?" Harkins nodded. "Poor kid. If that's what happens when you've gotta deal with a costume living with you, I'm glad Monica's got that Morris lady watching over her."
He tapped the stamp in the corner of the paper. "What's this, anyway?"
She shrugged. "Couldn't tell you. I'd just gotten off the phone with DHS and this guy in plain clothes walks in, weird looking badge on his belt, and hands me that file folder."
He looked up at her from the folder. Something weird was going on. "See any letters on the badge?" She shook her head. "Damn. Alright, DHS told us to lay off, we'll lay off." He looked at Charlie. "Maybe if she beats the crap out of them enough, they'll back off East City."
***
I was sitting at my desk at work, practically about to fall asleep. Sleeping on a desk isn't as comfortable or allows as restful a sleep as you'd think it would. I looked through Tim's pictures (of me, mostly, and by me I mean Arachnya) and couldn't believe what was very obvious in front of me: I looked fat in my costume. Fat! I clicked through all the pictures that I'd taken of Arachnya (and by taken, I mean had the camera somewhere near me on automatic) and I didn't look fat in any of those. I don't get it. He can take pictures that make Guardian look like a muscular Adonis in a gold and blue suit, but me, his own girlfriend, looks fat?!
"I can't believe this..." I said aloud.
"Can't believe what?" Ms. Adamsen asked. She grabbed a chair and rolled it over beside me. "Oh, those pictures Timmy took of Arachnya yesterday? I don't get it either, she doesn't look that fat in person."
Thank God somebody agrees with me! "I know. I met her, once. Most of the time, I just get her pictures from across the street, or on a rooftop, or something."
Ms. Adamsen patted me on the shoulder. "That's why you're one of the best shutterbugs we've had at the Brigade for years. You and Tim should be proud of yourselves for being so good so young. And thanks to that detective's instinct you've got courtesy of your dad, you're making a pretty damn good reporter, too."
I smiled. "Thanks."
She smiled, too. "Now, get your camera, we're gonna head out trolling for news stories. This city, nothing stays quiet forever."
I grabbed my camera off the corner of my desk and slung it around my neck. Just before we got to the elevator, Timmy stopped me. "Hey, Charlie, can I talk to you?"
Ms. Adamsen nodded. "Keep it short, though, kids. Charlie and I have to get out there and find some stories to throw onto the front page."
"Okay." He turned back to me. "Um... Sorry about everything that happened the other night."
I patted him on the shoulder. "I already told you not to worry about it. My dad said he was sorry, too."
"Can I see you after work?"
I nodded, gave him a smile, then hugged him and slid into the elevator with Ms. Adamsen. I felt pretty lucky to have him.
***
Scott punched whatever was closest to him when he got back to HARP Headquarters, and that just happened to be Wilkins. He was angry. They'd been defeated by a little girl in a ridiculous costume, and their attempt to learn the addresses of the city's freaks had failed. What would they do, now?
Jenkins handed him a phone. "This woman just called us, sir."
Scott took the phone and said, "I don't know who you are or what you want, but if you're calling to tell us that you can help, you're sorely mistaken." Whoever had been on the other side of the conversation quickly hung up, almost as if they'd had the wrong number. Scott let out a noise of disgust, then tossed the phone into his chair. "If somebody can get whoever the hell that was back on the phone, I'll be a very happy man."
Suddenly, Scott felt himself being lifted up off of the floor. He looked around and saw a stunningly gorgeous blonde woman walk into the room, some sort of device in her hands emitting a sort of low-level hum. She was smiling a wide smile. "I'm pretty sure I can help you."
Wilkins and Jenkins both held their sidearms to her head. Scott asked, "One of the freaks, huh?"
She was still smiling. "No. I'm a member of HARP, just like you." She relaxed her grip on whatever the device in her hand was. Scott fell to the floor, landing on his ass. "I decided that if the freaks could have powers, we needed some sort of edge over them." She held up her device. "This device mimics telekinesis. I have another one that creates miniature explosions, and a third that allows the user to walk through walls."
Scott stood up, walked over to the woman and took the device out of her hand. "Interesting. And Management allowed this?"
Her smile widened. "They showed a unique interest in my technological skills. The West Coast branch sent me out here because East City in particular seems to have a large concentration of freaks." She picked up the newspaper that had been laying on Scott's desk. "Plus, there's a movie filming here, celebrating one of the freaks. The very one that took your team down yesterday."
Now it was Scott's turn to smile. "What's your name, sweetheart?"
"You can call me Ms. Harmony."
"Very well, Harmony. Welcome to the East City branch of HARP."
***
I yawned a little on the drive through the city. Ms. Adamsen chuckled at me. "Late night with Tim?"
I blushed. "No!" I then wanted to smack myself for sounding the way I did. "I mean... no. I actually didn't see Tim last night. I just... My mom and I have been having problems, so I went to the precinct and slept on my dad's desk. It's not all that comfortable."
"I see. I didn't have a good relationship with my mother, either, but you shouldn't push her away. Some day, she may be all you have to turn to."
I considered that, but I pushed it out of my mind. I hoped there didn't come a day when I didn't have my dad, until, y'know, he was like a hundred and seven and it was really his time to go. I looked out the window and then asked, "So, where are we going, anyway?"
"Oh, you're gonna love this. You read the news the other day about that Arachnya movie being filmed, right?" I simply nodded my head but I really wanted to growl or foam at the mouth. "Well, since the Brigade is East City's premiere newspaper, the best selling newspaper, they've allowed us an exclusive. The producers want you taking lots of pictures, so don't put that camera down until after you've taken a snapshot of every corner of that set."
I nodded again. This was gonna be a long day.
We pulled up to the set and I followed Ms. Adamsen up to the director. He shook hands with her, but ignored me. Gee, you haven't even 'met' me, and you treat me like crap. No wonder Terminator 2 was the only movie you made with a good cast, you must be a dick to everybody.
"Now, Mr. Cameron, why did you choose to film the movie here? Certainly you could have used some of that movie magic to make any other city look like East City."
He laughed. "I know, but I wanted some authenticity to this picture. Arachnya's an East City hero, and I felt the first movie made about him should be filmed in his hometown."
Ms. Adamsen raised an eyebrow. "Um, his? I don't know if you West Coast types know this or not, but Arachnya's female." Maybe now he'll listen, the dick.
"Really? Hmmm..." He turned to his left. "Judy! Get me Avi on the phone, I need to know why everybody's been telling me Arachnya's a guy!" He turned back to us. "I'm sorry. Hopefully we can get this straightened out, and get the film back on schedule."
Ms. Adamsen was smiling now. "I'm a little surprised that you didn't do your research beforehand. You're known for a myriad of fantastic films. Terminator, Titanic, Avatar, The Abyss... Why did you sign on if you didn't know everything there was to know about Arachnya aside from her secret identity." As the sixteen year old girl taking pictures of your movie set.
"Well, in my defense, this project was thrown together at the last second. So, what can you tell me about Arachnya?"
I wandered away to take more pictures, and then I heard an explosion very close by. I ducked out of sight and pulled out my phone. I couldn't exactly just start swinging around to help, but I could call the cops. After being put on hold, I just hung up and called my dad. Of course, I got his voice mail. Great.
I got up from my little hiding place and noticed those three guys from the post office robbery the day before. One of them was using something in his hand to lift a group of people up into the air. Another one was pressing buttons on what looked to be a detonator, making things explode all around the set. The third one wasn't doing anything, simply leading his teammates. I'm pretty sure he's the one I wrassled with, actually.
"Move it, kid!" a female voice behind me said. I turned around and saw a blonde woman phasing into the wall, pushing me toward the growing group of hostages in the center of the set. Great. There I was, big time super hero, and I was stuck in the middle of the set with all the other people.
The guy who's ass I whupped stood in front of us. "It's nice to meet you all. My name is Mr. Scott, and I'm the leader of the East City branch of Humans Against Rising Powers."
"HARP?" I asked, hoping I wasn't giving away my secret identity. Ms. Adamsen elbowed me in the arm.
He walked up to me and pressed the barrel of his gun under my chin. "Yes, HARP. We took this crap from a freak yesterday, the hell I'm going to take it from a little girl!"
I growled. "I'm fifteen, buddy, I'm not a little girl."
He grabbed me by the hair and yanked, hard. Damn, but did that hurt. "You're somebody's little girl, no matter how old you are." He threw me to the ground, about as hard as he yanked my hair. Asshole. I'm a little girl, how could you - Yay, there I go. I just tell him I'm not a little girl, and there I go calling myself a little girl when he throws me to the ground. Good work, Charlie, you're really stupid.
He walked around the group of hostages, still talking. "This filmmaking endeavor is an afront to humankind." He stopped in front of Mr. Cameron. "You're celebrating a monster, an inhuman freak who's only purpose for existing is to flaunt her superiority to humankind."
Ms. Adamsen spoke up. "Arachnya doesn't 'flaunt her superiority'. She's helped a great many people since she showed up."
The closest goon punched Ms. Adamsen in the face, then his boss went on talking. "If she's such a help, where is she?" I'm kneeling on the ground just like everybody else. Asshole. "She's left you, obviously, and isn't likely to return. She sees you as beneath her." No I don't! Okay, maybe those people who budge ahead of me in line at Prism Island, but other than them, I don't see anybody else as beneath me. "If she's such a hero, she'll show up and stop us."
About then, each and every single one of us was surprised to see someone just land beside Mr. Scott and kick him into a wall thirty feet away. There was Seeker, standing there in his wannabe Wolverine costume and domino mask, just completely surprising me. "Arachnya's a little busy doin' something else right now," Seeker said, staring down the other three, "but I'm here to have a little fun with you."
While everyone else's attention was on the stand-off between Seeker and the goons, I snuck off and pulled my mask and gloves on, then slipped my street clothes off of my costume and web-zipped up to the ceiling, where I could, conceivably, have come from out of nowhere. I shot a webline onto the side of one of the fake buildings on the set and swung downward, kicking one of the goons in the face on my way. "Howdy, y'all!" No one said anything. I swear I heard crickets. "What? It ain't easy being funny."
"Heads up!" Seeker shouted. I turned to him and caught the goon he was throwing at me with some webbing, then swung the goon over at the wall opposite their boss. "'Bout time you showed up!"
I tried kicking the blonde woman, but she was using that weird phasing device to stay just out of reach. "I was busy!"
Seeker tried to punch the blonde, but he missed. "Been a while since I saw ya!"
The third goon blew up the spot I was standing on just seconds after I jumped out of the way. "Well, y'know... We've both been busy!"
Goon Three blew up a wall just behind Seeker, but he managed to hold it up, with some strain. "I still make time to see my friends!"
I punched Goon Three and just moved out of the way before the blonde would have kicked me in the face. "I still... Screw you! We agreed it was on even terms!" I webbed the wall Seeker was holding back into place so that he could dodge a few blows from the blonde.
By this time, their boss was back in the fight, shooting off his guns. I dodged the shots, turned to the crowd of hostages and shouted, "You guys might want to leave!" I jumped off of a fake stop sign and landed on a fake flagpole. "Except you, Mr. James Cameron! I think you should take some shots for your crappy movie!"
Seeker finally got a hold of the blonde and threw her at me, so I grabbed her with a webline and left her hanging from the fake flagpole. "They're makin' a movie about you?" he asked.
I stopped their boss in his tracks by webbing his feet to the ground. "Yeah, and they're screwing it all up! They made me a boy!"
Seeker punched their boss in the face, knocking him out cold. "Am I in it?"
I tapped my chin. "Y'know, I'm not sure. I never asked." I turned around and saw Mr. Cameron standing behind a cameraman, the two of them just focused on us. "Are you filming this?!"
Cameron enthusiastically nodded. "Of course we are! What better way to get butts in seats than to have the real Arachnya in your movie? You just saved us millions in post-production costs!"
I smacked my face with my hand, the whole time Seeker was laughing.
***
I met up with Ms. Adamsen after switching back to my street clothes. She hugged me. It was weird. "What did I do?" I asked.
She smacked me lightly on the head. "You had me worried! Where the hell did you go, and did you get pictures?"
I rubbed at the back of my neck. "When everybody started running, I just ducked out of sight. I got scared. I've never been in the middle of a big super hero fight before." That's a lie.
She hugged me again. "Next time, hand that camera to me if you're gonna run off and wet your pants."
I smiled.
***
Harkins looked at the four members of HARP behind his cell bars and sighed. "Twice in as many days? You guys ain't too bright, are ya?"
Scott, the leader of the group, scoffed. "We'll be out of here in a matter of hours, Captain. HARP leadership won't let us stay in here when we're just enforcing our philosophical beliefs."
Harkins tapped the bars. "Unfortunately for you, your philosophical beliefs involve killing innocent people who're just making the best out of a freaky situation forced upon them."
Scott narrowed his eyes. "You seem to know an awful lot about the freaks, Captain."
Harkins shrugged. "I've met a few."
***
Frank met up with me as I walked home from work. "So, how was our first team up after a few weeks of being split up?"
I shrugged. "Well, ya didn't havta argue with me the whole time. We sounded like we were dating."
He smiled. "I seem to remember us dating for a few days back when this whole thing started."
I shook my head. "We never dated. My dad just liked to make jokes about it."
He put his arm around my shoulder. "So, how are things with your photographer boyfriend, anyway?"
I sighed. "I was gonna meet up with him after work, but I couldn't find him. He wanted to talk to me about something, and it sounded important." I looked up at Frank. "Do you feel him anywhere?"
He shook his head. "He's not anywhere in a one-mile radius."
"Oh." I sighed again. "Thanks for showing up at the right moment, Frank. You saved me, too."
He shrugged it off. "Eh, just doin' my job. It's why we were Chosen, right?"
I smiled at him. "Yeah. Yeah, it was."
***
In one of the few normal times I've gone home, I ascended the stairs up to the apartment instead of sneaking in through my window. As I got to our floor, I stopped. The door was open. I looked at my phone, it was six o'clock. Mom and Dad both should be home, so why was the door open? I cautiously walked through the door and found all the lights on. My spider-sense wasn't warning me of anything, so I assumed it was okay to enter the apartment further.
Dad was sitting in his chair, drinking a can of beer that appeared to have come from the six-pack he was cradling in his other arm. After finishing that can, he tossed it at the wall and opened another. I walked in front of him and saw that his eyes were a very deep red.
"Dad?" I asked, cautiously.
He broke down, started crying, dropped all his beer cans to the floor and just openly sobbed in front of me. He didn't say a word, he just cried.
I looked around and saw a paper on the dining room table, my mom's handwriting all over it. I picked it up and read it and then I was crying. I fell to my knees and crumpled up the paper. I understood why my dad had left the door open after he got home with his beer.
***
Tim didn't know what to say to her. He held up one of the pictures he'd taken of Arachnya and the picture he'd secretly taken of Charlie the day they'd met and just couldn't figure out a way to talk to her. He couldn't just come out and say, "I know your secret." He had to find a way to do it right.
He sighed. C'mon, man! Just tell her that you know! It can't be a bad thing! 'Hey, Charlie, I understand, you're a webslinging crime fighter, that's cool', but no, I can't say that to her, because I'm a big frickin' pussy! He sighed again, then heard a knock on his door. "Yeah, just a second!" He slipped his photos back into the folder that he had lying on his desk, then got up from his chair and walked over to his bedroom door. Charlie didn't even wait for it to open up all the way before she latched onto him and buried her face in his chest. He put his arms around her and asked, "What happened?"
She didn't answer for a while. He just held her, she just cried. When she finally did answer, her words depressed him: "My mom left us... Because of me..." He just held her closer.
Just a Cop
I wasn't drunk enough. There was only two of Bill instead of the twelve I wanted. I could probably still drive like this, though I wasn't going to. The bartender had already taken my keys. Maybe just a few more and I'll be out cold.
Bill was no help. He was my landlord, the guy I paid to keep living in my apartment with my fa... With my daughter. I forgot. I don't really have much family anymore, since my wife left and took our youngest with her. Thanks Melissa. I can't even get drunk without thinking about you.
Anyway, Bill was no help. "You're sure she didn't rent a new apartment from you?" I asked, slugging back another one. Finally, there were six of him. Just a few more...
He sighed. "No, Hank, she didn't rent from me." He called me 'Hank'. Everybody's been calling me 'Hank'. They think it makes them sound sympathetic. The only two who've actually been sympathetic are Charlie and Holly. Neither one of them calls me 'Hank'. Hell, Charlie's my daughter, it'd be weird if she called me 'Hank'. "Hey, pal, you should go home. Bet your kid's been out of her mind with worry." He pointed to my phone, laying on the table. "She's called about a half dozen times."
I shook my head. "Charlie's got other things to worry about," I slurred out. I'm pretty sure Charlie came out as Sharsheeve.
He patted me on the back. "Then maybe she just wants a ride home from whatever dive she's gettin' drunk at."
I sighed. Only eight of him, still not quite there. I knew Charlie had taken up drinking, too, and it depressed me. My super hero daughter, somebody the city counts on just as much as me, and she was drunk half the time. She'd even dropped out of school. She was taking her mother's absence harder than I was because she thought it was her fault that Melissa left. I'd tried to console her, but what help is a father who's drunk more often than not?
He tilted his head to look me in the eyes. "You okay, Hank? I was just jokin', y'know?"
I shook my head. "No, you weren't. You just didn't know you weren't."
***
Tim helped her up, then firemans carried her to the taxi cab that was waiting outside. "How did you get them to let you in there?" he asked.
She drunkenly chuckled. "You'd be sur - " she belched, loudly "surprised how many bars let you inside when you pretend the lady in the restroom is your mom..." She laughed again. "It would be an improvement over what I've got now!" she shouted, nearly blowing his ear out. He told the cab driver the address and then paid. He already knew how much it would cost, since it was the third time in the last week that he'd had to take Charlie home from one bar or another, and they all seemed to be the same distance away. "Say... what're you doin' here? I called my dad like... a gagillion times."
He sighed. "Your dad's getting a ride home from your landlord."
She laughed again. "Great! Daddy's dru - " another belch, "drunk, too..." She turned to him. "I really screwed this up, didn't I?"
He didn't answer her, he just patted her on the back of the head and held onto her.
I don't know how to answer her. I don't know what to say. I don't know anything. I just know what I should do, and that's hold her. I'm one of the few people she's got.
When the cab came to a stop, the driver - who Tim noticed was the same driver that had carted him around to all the other bars to get Charlie back home that whole week - handed him back the cash he'd paid for the ride. "Get her cleaned up," he said. "She needs it, bad." Tim just nodded, and helped Charlie upstairs to her apartment.
He had to admit, it wasn't as dirty as he thought it would be, a week after the only two remaining members of the family turned into obnoxious drunks. He helped Charlie down onto her bed and sat down in the chair beside it. What do I do, Charlie? What do you want me to do?
Almost as if she was reading his mind, she said, "Go home, Tim."
"Not if you need help."
She propped herself up with her elbows. "What I need is to go to sleep and wake up with a killer hangover tomorrow morning, then go to work." She fell back down and rubbed at her eyes. "If I just went to work all the time, I wouldn't have time to get drunk."
He inwardly laughed. She sounded more coherent than he'd expected. He leaned over to kiss her on the cheek, but she pushed him away. "Please, you smell... not drunk. I don't want your mom thinking you went out drinking tonight."
He smiled.
***
I didn't let Bill take me home. I had him take me to the precinct, where I pulled the exact same thing Charlie did over a week ago, and I went to sleep on my desk. I had to hand it to her, that thing wasn't as comfortable as it looked, and it didn't look comfortable. When I woke up, my headache was about a thousand times worse than it would have been if I'd slept in my bed, and there was Holly, ready to hand me a cup of coffee.
I gladly took the offered cup and let the nice decaffinated glory of bad office coffee fill me up and wash away my hangover. Sadly, it didn't work right away. I almost coughed out, "What's the first thing today?"
She shook her head. "First thing for you is to get a shower. Most cops don't want their captain smelling like beer and cigarettes. Especially when he doesn't even smoke."
I shook my head. "No. I want the reminder. If I don't smell like this every day, I fool myself into thinking I'll see Melissa when I get home. All I ever find is Charlie passed out either on her bed or on the floor."
Holly sat down on one of the chairs across the desk from me. "How's she doing, anyway?"
"Like shit, how else? Last night was the third night in a row that I had to call her boyfriend to pick her up from another bar. I'd be worried about him raping her if I didn't already know the kid's as harmless as a dead rat in a very small cage." I scratched at my armpit, where I felt a great deal of sweat. "Okay, maybe a quick shower and a change of clothes."
After I was done, I walked back into my office and saw Anna Adamsen sitting in front of my desk. I sat down behind my desk, shuffled a few papers and set them off to the side, and then finally asked, "How can I help you, Ms. Adamsen?"
She sighed. "Talk to your daughter."
I leaned back in my chair. "I'm sorry. This whole mother abandoning her thing is hitting her pretty hard."
"I know. She's missed work twice, and when she did come in, she was either hungover or just outright drunk." She leaned forward. "Charlie's been like a kid sister to everyone since she started, I haven't met one person at the Brigade that doesn't like her, save maybe for the guy who refills the vending machines in the sixth floor break room, because she has a habit of buying all the Snickers bars. She's the Brigade's star photographer, and..." She quickly got up, shut the door, then sat back down. "And the only super hero I know personally."
I fell forward instantly. "What are you talking about?"
She sighed. "My photographer's always mysteriously missing whenever Arachnya shows up. It's not all that hard to figure out when you put the pieces together. Plus, there was that whole deal with those HARP nuts last week, when she was supposedly cowering in a corner. I didn't tell her that I saw her sneak away and slip into her costume. She should really find a better way to hide it, too. Just covering it up with her street clothes isn't the best way to keep a secret, especially when you fall asleep at your desk a few times a week."
I sighed. "I'm glad you shut the door before you said anything. I'm going to assume you can keep a secret?"
She smiled. "Just because I believe in the First Amendment doesn't mean I'm just going to go outing one of my personal favorites just because I know who she is. She's a brave kid for taking on what she has at fifteen years old."
I nodded. "I know. She's just taking this whole thing hard, harder than me, actually. But she's a lot stronger than I am, too. I can't even face my own apartment door, and she goes back there to sleep every night."
Anna shook her head. "Not every night. There have been nights I found her at the Brigade."
I sighed. "I'll talk to her. Maybe she'll actually listen."
***
Keith Cabot looked at the girl and wondered if there had been any change in her situation. She looked like she'd been drug through the mud a few dozen times and then sprayed with a garden hose. She was barely even paying attention to what she was taking photos of. He felt sorry for her.
She took a picture of something that he wasn't paying much attention to. When he saw the screen on her camera, it just looked like a dozen people walking across the street. "You feeling okay, Charlie?" he asked.
She sighed. "Yeah, I'm just... Bad hangover."
He raised an eyebrow. "Where do you get the alcohol, anyway?"
She shrugged. "Any bar'll let you in if you claim that your mother's puking in the restroom. I just find creative ways to sneak drinks." She sat down on the nearest bench. "I just wish the part I tell about my mom being in the bar was true."
He sat down beside her. "My father died when I was young. He kept a liqour cabinet in his office, so I didn't need to lie to get into any bars or anything. My mother came into that office one day and found me on the floor, drunk out of my mind, and didn't say a word. She didn't talk to me for days, until I'd sobered up." He sighed. "That was the last time I ever took a drink."
He looked down at her. "Sorry, Mr. Cabot, if this story was supposed to make me stop drinking, the ball landed way south of the goal, because I'm still depressed enough to head to a bar right after work."
He frowned. "How's your dad?"
She pulled out her phone. "You wanna call him? Ten to one he's at a bar right now."
A voice from off to the side said, "No, actually, I'm not." Keith looked in the direction of the voice and saw Captain Harkins walking up to them. "Mr. Cabot, can I speak to my daughter alone, please?"
***
Cabot got up from the bench, nodded to me, then wandered off somewhere. I wasn't paying much attention. I sat down next to Charlie and contemplated putting my arm around her, but I knew that wasn't what she needed.
Or, well, I thought that wasn't what she needed. She instantly leaned against me and put her arm around mine. I didn't know what to say. I simply sat there with her, letting my daughter cry against my sleeve (great, again I need to wash this shirt). I couldn't bring myself to actually ruin the closest thing to an important moment we've had in the last week.
Well, at least until she stood up and started to walk away. "Stop, Charlie," I said, not loudly, not forcefully. I just said it calmly. That seemed to get her, because she looked at me, tears in her eyes, and then sat down beside me again and I put my arm around her. "I know what you're going through, honey." I sighed. "It's been tough." I made sure no one was in earshot. "You should put your costume back on and do what you do, otherwise, you'll just drink yourself to death."
She moved closer to me. "Why'd she have to go, Dad? We haven't even been getting along all that well, but I didn't want her to leave."
I rubbed her shoulder. "I dunno, kiddo. Maybe she just couldn't take it anymore." I thought tried to find more words. "Maybe she was tired of seeing her husband and her firstborn gone all the time. Maybe... Maybe I don't know why she left, but we need to get past that, baby. We need to. Both of us."
She shook her head, then looked up at me. "I don't know if I can, Dad..."
I smiled at her. "I know you can. You can, if you just put that costume back on, swing around town, and help people. If you do it, then I can do it. You know why?" She shook her head. I smiled again. "Because you're my inspiration, Charlie. You're the reason I can keep putting that badge on and doing my job." I sighed. "Ever since all you heroes started popping up, I've been wondering what cops like me are still around for. I know Timmy didn't mean anything when he said what he said last week, but the truth is, he was probably right. Cops are useless when it comes to people like that GoldenEye guy, or those Avenger robots." I hugged her closer. "We need heroes like you, babe, because we're screwed without 'em. I'm just a cop."
She shook her head again. "No, you're not. You're my dad, you're my hero."
I smiled at her. "Thanks, Charlie." I laughed. "Look, baby, we both need to quit the drinking crap. I'm not going to another bar so long as I live, and I don't want to see you in another one until you're over the age of sixty-two."
She smiled, then pushed up against me. "Thanks, Daddy." I loved hearing her say that.
***
ONE WEEK LATER:
I was drinking my eighth cup of coffee when I heard a tap at my window. I turned in my chair and saw Charlie sticking to the side of the building, a giant tear in her costume along her left side. I tapped the call button on my intercom. "Holly, can you come in here, please?" Then I got up, walked over to the window, opened it up and let my daughter inside.
I carried her over to the desk and motioned for Holly to shut the door. "What was it this time?" she asked.
"Crappy special effects," Charlie answered. "That movie they're still making about me, even though more than half of it is just footage of me saving their asses - "
I lightly smacked her on the head. "Language, kiddo."
"Sorry. Even though half of it is footage of me saving their butts - " I could just imagine she was sticking her tongue out at me from under the mask. " - they still need to film more crap with actors, and as I was swinging by, some fireworks that they were using for explosives hit me. I had a really big, really expletive-filled conversation with Mr. Cameron about how he shouldn't be setting off fireworks in city streets when random super heroes are swinging by!" She yelped when Holly pulled up the torso section of her costume. "Hey! It's a really bad burn!"
Holly giggled. "Quit whining about it, and I'll buy you ice cream later."
I smiled. Holly and Charlie were really starting to make a connection now. Charlie trying to find a new maternal figure in her life, I guess. She needed one, since I wasn't much of a father figure. Granted, how does a guy raise a super hero? Especially when he's out stopping muggers, car thieves, bank robbers, drug dealers and stupidly named gangs when she's out stopping robots, uber-criminals and stupidly named anti-super hero organizations.
This was probably a good thing for Holly, too. She seemed to be missing her niece more and more, and the chance to play surrogate mother to another super hero was likely something she really needed. I'm not gonna lie, those two were helping me a lot, too.
My intercom buzzed, and Butters' voice said, "Captain, there's someone in Holding B who wants to talk to you. I don't know why."
I sighed, pressed the button. "Alright. I'll be there in a few moments." I turned to the adult policewoman and teenage super hero and said. "I'll be back. You two girl-talk for a little while, but then you - " I pointed to Charlie. " - get back to swinging around. If anybody hears you two talking for too long, they'll probably just open the door and it'd be pretty damn awkward if they saw the detective lieutenant talking to the spider-powered super girl."
***
Holly flashed Captain Harkins a smile and then turned back to Charlie. "So, how's things going with that boyfriend of yours?"
She rolled her eyes. Yeah, kid, I asked about that, deal with it. She finally answered, "He's mainly just happy that he doesn't have to drag me out of bars anymore. Our relationship hasn't really changed much. He's a great guy, I just... I dunno... I feel so awkward around him. Probably because I still haven't told him about, well, this," she said, motioning to her costume. She sighed. "And I don't know why, either. He loves Arachnya, and reads every story the Brigade prints about me, but I just can't let him know, for some reason."
Holly patted her on the shoulder. "Hey, hon, your web-swinging, bad guy beating lifestyle isn't for everyone, and there are some people who just don't like it if it's too close to home. Monica considered leaving town after the first few TVs she blew up, just so she didn't accidentally hurt me."
"How's she doing, anyway? I haven't seen much on the news about their little team of X-Men since they blew up that factory and captured those three super idiots."
"She calls from time to time. Most of their day consists of classes and then powers training. Then there's those little dates she has with Colin. We rarely ever talk about when she used to be Jose, it's almost like she's forgotten. Maybe that's for the best."
Charlie shrugged. "I dunno. It helps me when I forget I used to be a boy, but only because I've got to keep my 'life story' straight whenever somebody at work asks me about it."
Holly sighed. "I wonder what possessed those weird things to change your genders in the first place."
"I don't think about it much anymore. Honestly, I probably wouldn't change back if I could. I really, really like Timmy."
Holly just smiled.
***
I walked into Holding B and found four men wearing black suits. Four flanked the door - two in the room, two in the hall - while the fifth sat at the table in the center of the room, smoking a cigarette. He motioned for me to sit down in the chair across the table from him. I was in my own police precinct, surrounded by officers I trusted, and yet I felt worried, almost frightened.
Not showing any of this (I've been told I have the best poker face imaginable), I calmly walked in and sat down across from the cigarette smoking man and waited for him to finish going through whatever paperwork he was doing. About ten minutes later, he finally clicked his pen in, set it down, and looked up at me. "Thank you, Captain Harkins." He nodded at one of the men flanking the door and then the door was closed. Great. "First of all, I'd like to thank you for apprehending the HARP terrorists a few weeks ago."
I leaned back in my seat. "That was Arachnya. You'd know that if you read the papers."
He reached into something on his side of the table, then pulled out a file folder and set it in front of me. "Read it," he said. I was almost certain I knew what it was, but this guy had a very commanding tone to his voice. I fliped open the folder and saw exactly what I knew it was: a file on Charlie. "If you think we don't know everything about your daughter and her secret life, you're fooling yourself into thinking you're the most powerful man in the room." He pulled the folder away and stuffed it back where ever it had been. "I'm here to talk to you about your daughter."
I smiled. "Are you with SHIELD?"
He smiled back. Now I was frightened. "That's comic books, Captain Harkins."
I sighed. "Can you blame me? There's guys in costumes flying around, swinging around, shooting lightning bolts out of their hands, blowing up buildings by looking at them, teleporting, causing people to see their worst fears... That's not comic books?"
He chuckled. "It's quite obviously real life now. And it's on almost every doorstep, every morning. You read the papers, you watch TV, you pick up a magazine: Chosen, everywhere. As such, the President deemed it a necessary action to create a sort of... back-up plan for them." He took another puff of his cigarette, which didn't seem to have shrunk the entire time we were in the room, and it wasn't an e-cig. "So, tell me about your daughter."
I leaned back further, propped my feet up on the table. "What can I tell you that you don't already know? You've probably got a whole damn page in there about her alcoholism."
The man nodded. "Indeed, we do. But that's not what I'm here about."
I leaned forward. "Then what are you here for? All Charlie's done since this happened is good, she's taken down crooks, thieves, super criminals... She's done her best to - "
He cut me off. "Are you aware that she still occasionally slips off to the bars?"
I narrowed my eyes. "What do you know about it?"
"It's nothing serious. She simply drops in every now and again and has a single drink."
I wasn't surprised. I've smelled it on her before. I was hoping that she had just forgotten to wash her costume in the last week. She never seemed too impaired, so I just let it go, figured she still had some things to work out. I was going to talk to her about it, some time. Maybe tonight would be the night.
Still, I didn't like that this guy I've never met knew so much about my daughter. "How long have you been watching her?"
He stamped out his cigarette in the ashtray and then lit another one. Chain-smoker, apparently. "My organization has been watching your daughter and many other Chosen since the Event. It probably should come as no surprise that Chosen are still popping up even seven weeks later, am I correct?"
I nodded.
"Good."
"Now, tell me what it is you're really here for. All you've done is say you want to talk to me about Charlie, but all you tell me are things I already know, what the hell do you want?"
He leaned back in his seat. "I'm here to let you know that your daughter is on watch."
I pointed at the file folder on the table. "The fact that this is about as thick as a twenty-seven year old photo album in my living room tells me that she's on watch. What the hell did you need to say it for?"
He pulled out another file folder. "This is a file on your daughter's first meeting with Gustav Hammond. She's done an admirable job intriguing Mr. Hammond." He slid the file over to me.
"I knew that. All you're doing is proving that I'm a damn good father, considering you've told my nothing about my daughter that I didn't already know."
He smiled. "Then I can see this meeting is over." He stood, picked up his files and his briefcase, and walked to the door. "Thank you for your time, Captain." His men opened the door, then the three of them joined the two that were still outside the door. "Good day."
I stood up and adjusted my suit jacket a little, then noticed the paper on the floor. I picked it up and saw that it was a picture of someone wearing an Arachnya costume that clearly wasn't Charlie (she's not small when it comes to the boobs department, but this lady was mighty damn big, could put most porn actresses to shame, I'll tell ya), webbing up some people outside a gas station.
Oh crap...
***
Tim yawned, then Charlie yawned, then Ms. Adamsen yawned, and Tim wanted to hit himself for making everybody yawn. Only Mr. Cabot wasn't yawning, but, then again, he was actually asleep.
Tim clicked through all the pictures he had saved to his hard drive and found the one he was looking for. "See?" he said to Charlie and Ms. Adamsen. "This is the one I took outside that Shell station over on forty-third, just a couple hours ago."
Charlie and Ms. Adamsen both leaned in. "That looks like Arachnya," Charlie said.
"Not with that rack," Ms. Adamsen pointed to the large bust of the woman in the costume. "Arachnya's probably a high school student, judging by her size. This chick's clearly older."
Charlie looked nervous. "Why would you say 'high school student'? I kinda thought she looked a little older, that last time I saw her."
Ms. Adamsen shook her head. "She's nowhere near that developed. You said you took this on forty-third?"
Tim nodded. "Yeah."
"A copy-cat Arachnya? This seems kinda weird." She rubbed at her chin. "Okay, you two, I want you to head out to that gas station and ask around. Maybe you'll get some clues as to where this bitch went."
The two of them nodded, then Tim felt Charlie's hand in his. I should really tell her that I know.
***
I looked in the cell and saw what I couldn't believe. The HARP woman that Charlie nabbed us was gone. Her three buddies were still there, each of them unwilling to do anything but grumble, but still there.
"And you're saying she just disappeared?" I asked the officer that had reported it to me.
"Yeah, like that teleporter woman from the bank robbery a few weeks ago. I couldn't believe it when I saw it, but it really happened."
I rolled my eyes. "I know, kid." I took out my phone. "Keep an eye on these three and make sure their friend doesn't come back to bust them out." I walked upstairs and ducked into a secluded corner, then called Charlie.
"Hello?" she answered.
"Charlie, there was some guy here at the station, government agent type. Seems like this group has been studying the Chosen for a while now, including you. He had a picture, some woman dressed in an Arachnya costume. Judging by the fact that she just escaped today, I'm putting my money on that HARP woman you helped us catch a couple weeks ago."
I heard something over the phone, then Charlie said, "Dad, I'd love to talk right now, but I'm just a little busy."
"Wait a minute, what the hell is going on?"
***
Tim wanted to curse Arachnya's name for inspiring this woman to imitate her, but he couldn't exactly curse his girlfriend if he wanted to keep his girlfriend. His girlfriend being webbed up, just like he was, back to back with him. Okay, I guess... I'll blame Ms. Adamsen. Sending two kids to get answers about the Arachnya copy-cat. How could she do that to us?
He sighed. He couldn't blame either Charlie or Ms. Adamsen, because neither one of them was to blame. Super heroes inspire super villains, if movies are anything to go by, so Charlie's only misdeed was choosing to use her powers for good, all the while Ms. Adamsen was probably just sending them out together to give them some alone time, which Tim was pretty happy for, since he hadn't gotten much time to talk to Charlie in the last week. He almost wished she'd go back to drinking just so that he could talk to her more.
The woman in the Arachnya costume knelt down in front of him and looked him over. "This your boyfriend?" she asked Charlie. "He's a pretty nice catch for a nerdy chick like you." She patted him on the head and then walked around them over to Charlie. "Lemme guess, he took pity on you at the prom and hasn't had the heart to dump you yet, right?"
"Actually," Charlie answered, "we met at work. So, what do you want with us?"
"Well, two kids show up looking for me, I needed to put a stop to that, maybe get the real Arachnya to show up so that I can beat the crap out of her for what she did to me."
"What she did to you?" Tim asked. "You mean the fact that she beat the crap out of you? Humiliated your little anti-hero group?"
The woman kicked Tim in the face, knocking out one of his teeth. "Shut up, kid!" she spat. "That little bitch made me this!"
Tim turned his head a little bit to try and see Charlie, but he couldn't see her face. He could tell that she felt responsible, but he knew that she wasn't. Whatever this bitch was, she had been that way before she somehow developed the ability to copy Charlie's powers.
"Wait a minute," the woman said, then walked back around to Tim. "How the hell did you know that I was a member of HARP?"
"I told him," Charlie said. "I recognized your voice from that day on the movie set. You're that woman with the device that made her walk through walls."
The woman walked back around to Charlie. "No, I just made them believe that it did. None of those things worked, it was just me using all the different powers I've absorbed. I was just lucky that I could fake using so many at once."
"If you have powers, why do you hate the Chosen?"
"Because they weren't an experiment!" She kicked Charlie in the stomach. "I didn't volunteer for what happened to me, and those freaks just showed up one day and the world suddenly loved them!" She kicked Charlie again. "So I joined HARP, to kill all the freaks in the world, but then comes that stupid Arachnya, and screws it all up, just because Hollywood's making a stupid movie about her!"
Suddenly Tim realized he was free. He spun around and saw Charlie brushing the webs off of her arms. "You wanna blame Arachnya for how screwed up you are?! Fine! Here I am!"
The woman pulled off her mask. "You're kidding,right? You? You're Arachnya? A stupid little kid like you?" She laughed, loudly. "Does your little boy toy know?"
Before Tim could answer, Charlie said, "Yeah, he does. He's known for a while now, he just hasn't told me that he knows." She turned to look at him, a saddened look on her face. "Sorry. And thanks, for keeping it a secret."
The woman shot a webline around Charlie. "Such a sweet little moment, honey, but I'm afraid I'm gonna havta cut it short, and kill you."
Tim caught the first glimpse of it through the window. Light, blue and red. Cops, he thought, good timing.
***
I stepped out of the car and pulled out the megaphone. "Harmony Sprite, come out with your hands up!" Nothing happened, save for a group of my finest officers pulling out their weapons and aiming them at the building. Lucky us I was able to use the GPS feature on Charlie's phone. I thank God her mother thought it was a good idea to get that option. I also thank God we never bought her a cell phone until after she became a Chosen. It seems like every mother's nervous about her daughter dating a bad boy. Thankfully, I wasn't. Tim's actually a harmless puppy.
I motioned for two officers to go up to the door. They did, but before they could open it, the door burst open, and Harmony Sprite, the woman in the Arachnya costume, swung out from the building and landed in front of me. As I went for my gun, she pulled a knife and jammed it into my stomach. She whispered, "How's the world gonna respond when they find out Arachnya killed her own dad, cop?" She twisted the knife, then pulled it upward.
My vision started to blur as I heard gunshots. Harmony jumped up and weblined over to a building, then out of sight. Of course, a lot was out of sight for me. Things were starting to go dark pretty quick. I fell against my car as Holly ran up to me and held me upright. I heard Charlie's voice coming from twenty miles away, even though she was suddenly standing over me. I reached up to touch her face, but I only managed to just barely touch the tip of her chin. I wanted to speak, to say a thousand things to her, but the only thing I could manage was, "Be a good girl." I couldn't actually tell if I'd really said the words, sadly.
Charlie put her arms around me as I slipped away, her tears were the last thing I ever felt against my skin.
***
Holly sat beside Charlie at the funeral. It depressed her to see that the girl wasn't crying, but a part of her understood that Charlie probably had no more tears to shed. It had taken hours to get her away from her father's corpse, and when they finally did, it was all Holly could do to stop her from swinging away and slaughtering Harmony Sprite for what she'd done.
Especially when Harmony's death was exactly what Holly wanted, too.
***
As the funeral procession rounded the corner in front of the precinct, Tim felt Charlie's hand grasp his. He let it go, instead putting his arm around her. He felt she needed far more than simply someone to hold her hand. Detective Montoya nodded when he did. He nodded back.
Say you're sorry for not telling her you knew beforehand. Tell her something, you stupid asshole, just say something to help your girlfriend!
But he couldn't say anything. He couldn't find anything to say.
***
Monica Montoya watched the funeral on TV in her bedroom and couldn't help herself, she started crying again. She'd started crying as soon as she'd read about Captain Harkins' death in the paper, and now she was again. She couldn't help herself. The man had done his best to help her, to help everyone around him, and now he was gone.
***
Angel watched from the sky, incapable of finding anything to say even to the clouds she hovered amongst. She simply closed her eyes and whispered, "Goodbye."
***
Anna felt Keith's arm around her but felt no comfort. She was angry. Not at him, but at her boss. She held up the newspaper and cursed Barry Brindleson's name one more time.
"FUNERAL HELD FOR HERO COP TODAY
"By Keith Cabot (so, she had a little reason to be mad at Keith, but she didn't hold their job against him)
"The funeral for East City police captain Henry Harkins will be held today at the Saint Michael Cathedral on Seventeenth Street. Harkins, a third-generation police officer, was brutally murdered by former hero Arachnya two nights ago, in an attempt to arrest her for kidnapping two East City teens, Timothy Saul and Harkins' own daughter Charlotte Harkins. Arachnya has made no further appearances in the city since the murder, and still wanted by the police and the public at large. Harkins is survived by his wife Melissa, daughter Charlotte and son Christopher."
She crumpled the paper in her hands again. "I can't believe Barry made you write this pack of shit," she said.
He sighed. "I'm sorry, Anna. He practically wrote it himself and slapped my name on it, to be honest."
"Everybody knows Arachnya wouldn't kill anybody."
"I know. And if she ever shows up again, I'll do my best to make sure the truth comes out."
I'm sure you will. You're almost every bit the hero she is.
***
Melissa Harkins couldn't face her husband's funeral. She couldn't even watch it on TV, she waited until it was over before she turned on the TV. She couldn't face the fact that she had walked out on him, She still felt miserable having done it, having left her husband and daughter without even so much as an explanation.
There was a knock on the apartment door. She set her book down and opened the door, surprised to see a very disheveled Charlie standing outside her door. "I don't have anywhere to stay," she said, slurring her words. Melissa could tell that Charlie was half drunk, despite the fact that the girl was standing upright and appeared to be very capable of walking a straight line.
She held her arms out to hug her daughter, but Charlie walked right past her and then collapsed on the couch. Melissa sat down on the other end of the couch and began to cry. "I'm so sorry, sweetie."
Mother and Daughter
I couldn't help but stare at her, lying there in my bed, her baby brother crying just a few feet away. I wanted to cry. My daughter wasn't talking to me at all, hadn't spoken to me at all in the two days since she her father's funeral, and I knew exactly why. I simply stood in the doorway and held her book bag out for her. "C'mon, Charlie, it's time for school," I said, my voice soft. I hoped she heard me.
Lucky me, she did. "Go away, Mom. I don't feel good."
I sighed. "Please, sweetie?"
She covered her head with a pillow. "I said go away. I'm really hung over and I don't wanna talk to you."
I raised my voice. "Charlotte Elaine, get to school!"
She sat up and threw a bottle at me, but it hit the wall behind me instead. "I dropped out of school when you left us, Mom!" She pulled the covers over her and webbed the light off. I just sighed and stepped out of the room.
I walked out into the living room and turned the TV back on. There wasn't much to watch, and I wasn't really paying attention to it anyway. There were news stories talking about Arachnya and her 'amazing change of tune', but I clicked away from those as soon as possible, because I knew better than to believe that my daughter would kill her own father. I eventually found a cooking show on some channel that I wasn't paying any attention to and just picked up my book and went back to reading.
I sat there, pretty much just alone with my thoughts, and asked myself the question that Charlie would likely have asked if she weren't drunk all the time. Why did I leave them? I couldn't come up with any real answer besides stress, and that made me feel like I was just being selfish. How could I have any real stress when Charlie was swinging around fighting bad guys, or her father was chasing down crooks? The answer to that is that I was always worried about the two of them. I didn't want to go any more days thinking about my daughter or husband possibly not coming home.
The sad thing is that my husband will never come home now. Murdered by a worthless bitch who had a grudge against my daughter. I wanted to strangle her, I wanted to throw her into the bay and let a shark swim by and eat her. The woman robbed me of my husband.
The worst thing is that I ruined my daughter. If I hadn't left them, Charlie never would have taken up drinking and wouldn't have dropped out of school. I wondered what her friends thought of her. I wondered if she still had Tim to fall back on if she needed someone.
***
"Hey, Charlie, it's Barry Brindleson, your editor, I'm calling again just to let you know that you have the rest of the week off. Everybody here misses you, and hopes you come as close to recovery as possible."
Anna Adamsen waited for her boss to finish his phone call to her favorite photographer before she jumped at him. "Goddamnit, Barry, will you stop running these schlock pieces about Arachnya!" She threw down the latest edition of the Brigade on his desk, showing a headline of COSTUMED MURDERER STILL WANTED. "I've told you a thousand times since the day of the murder, Arachnya does not kill people!"
He sighed. "And I've told you, there were dozens of cops on the scene that watched her stick the knife in Captain Harkins. I'm sorry, Anna, it's just the way it is. I wish I could tell you that your favorite costume is just as innocent as she used to be, but it just ain't so." He leaned back in his chair. "And, honestly, she sells more papers that way."
Anna folded her arms under her breasts. "I don't wanna hear that. One of our best photographers loses her dad and all you can say is 'it sells more papers'? That's pretty heartless, Barry."
He leaned forward again. "Look, Adamsen, I'm not here to soothe anybody, and I'm not trying to turn the world against the costumes, I'm here to sell papers, that's all. Three Pulitzers, I'd assume you'd know that by now. Now, get the hell out of my office and get to work!"
Anna barely let him finish his sentence before she turned around and slammed the door behind her. Everyone in the news room looked up and gave her a surprised look. She wanted to scream at every one of them, but instead, she simply walked into the photography room and slammed that door shut as well. Timmy looked very surprised.
She sat down in one of the chairs and just let herself steam for a moment, then told herself to calm down. Tim waved a hand in front of her slowly. "You okay, Ms. Adamsen?"
She sighed. "No, Tim, I'm not. A good cop loses his life, and thanks primarily to this paper, everybody thinks that your girlfriend is the one who did it."
His eyes widened. "Um... what?"
She gave him a look. "I know, you know, we both know, okay? Charlie doesn't know I know, but I'm gonna guess she knows you know."
"Well, I kinda didn't tell her, but she figured it out anyway."
"Good, so the point is, we know Arachnya's innocent. I just wish there was some way to prove it to everybody else."
He shrugged. "Maybe if we could get Charlie off the booze again and get her back to webbing people up, she could find that woman." He sat back in his chair a second. "Wait a minute, there might be another way."
"Like what, kid?"
"Charlie answered a phone call from her dad just before that woman webbed us up. His picture showed up on the phone, that's how she put together that Captain Harkins was Arachnya's dad, after Charlie admitted that she was Arachnya."
"So what?"
"I never saw Charlie's phone after that, maybe she hit record, or something. If she did, that woman exposed herself during the conversation, we'd just have to cut it off before the part where Charlie revealed herself." He almost leapt from his seat and grabbed his backpack. "I'm gonna head over there and see her."
Anna stood up. "Wait a second, why can't you just call her?"
He stopped, then rubbed at the back of his neck. "Well... I haven't seen her since... well... y'know..."
She sighed. "I get it, Romeo, go talk to Juliet."
***
Tim felt like he was breaking some sort of law, running through the city as fast as he could. He probably caused more than one driver to stop as suddenly as possible to avoid crashing into something or hitting him. He needed to get to Charlie, as soon as possible.
As he rounded the corner that led to Charlie's mom's apartment, he realized he had stopped dead in his tracks. Suddenly, he was yanked upward, causing a yelp, until he landed on the roof of the building. He was quite surprised to see the woman in the Arachnya costume, still wearing the Arachnya costume, as a matter of fact.
"Well, hello, boy toy. Nice to see you again." She held up a phone. "Judging by the contacts on your little girly friend's phone, I'm going to guess your name is... Timmy?" She tossed him the phone. "Go ahead, look for that recording I found on there, I already erased it. Pretty smart of your girlfriend to record me, but pretty stupid of her to leave her phone behind."
Tim stood up. "You gonna kill me, too? Everybody who really knows Charlie knows that she didn't kill her dad."
She laughed, probably smiled under that mask (Tim couldn't tell). "Big whoop, kid, everybody else thinks she did kill that cop. At some point, everybody'll know who that girl is, and they'll string her up for the murder of a hero cop. And I'll just sit back and watch it."
"She didn't do anything to you, why does she deserve this?"
The woman grabbed him with a webline and pulled him to her, grabbing him by the collar. "Shut up, kid! Arachnya ruined my life, and I'm gonna rip hers apart." She threw him onto his back. "But I'm not completely heartless. I'm not gonna take her boy toy away from her, but everybody else around her is open game."
The woman shot a webline out and swung away, leaving Tim alone on the roof. He felt his blood boiling. He had to get to Charlie, now, otherwise that woman would get exactly what she wanted.
***
I was awoken by a knock on the door, and that was the first indication that I'd even fallen asleep. Charlie was standing at the changing table changing Christopher's diaper. "Who's at the door?" I asked, groggily.
She said, "I don't know. Chris's needed three diapers in the past ten minutes, and they just started knocking."
I stood up from the chair and walked past the kitchen counter and opened the door to find Tim Saul standing there, his hair quite messy. "Can I help you?"
He nodded his head rapidly. "I've gotta talk to Charlie. It's about that woman that killed her dad."
I moved out of the way for him to come in and directed him to a chair. Charlie leaned against the wall after she finished changing Christopher's diaper. I pulled another chair from the kitchen table and sat down as well. Charlie was the first to ask, "So, what about her?"
Tim pulled out a cell phone. "You hit record that day? She grabbed your phone and erased the recording."
Charlie rolled her eyes. "Dammit." She sighed. "Well, I guess that would have been too easy."
"How did you get Charlie's phone?" I asked.
He twitched a little. "She grabbed me outside."
Charlie's eyes widened. Probably mine, too. "She knows where I am?" she asked.
He shook his head. "I don't think she knows where you are, I think she was just following me." He leaned forward. "She said she's not done, too."
I saw Charlie's eyes widen even further. "Tim, can I be alone with my mom for a second? Take Chris with you."
Timmy stood up, picked up Christopher, and walked back out into the hallway and shut the door. Charlie knelt down in front of me. "Mom, please leave town."
"What?" I asked.
"Look, I know I've been kind of a bitch since I showed up on your doorstep, but I still love you, and I don't want you hurt. Please, please, leave town. Go somewhere. That witch could have copied my contacts, and might know who you are, and I don't wanna lose my mother after I just lost my father."
I couldn't say anything. This is a girl that I abandoned just two and a half weeks ago, and she still cared about me enough to want me to leave before I was hurt. I leaned forward and said, with determination, "No, sweetie."
"But, Mom - "
"No, Charlie. I'm not going to let this woman win." I leaned in, just in case Tim was listening to us outside. "She left Tim alive for a reason, and that was to leave you a message. She wants to draw you out, and she wants to use your loved ones to do it."
Charlie stood up. "Then she's gonna get what she asked for."
I smiled. "And I know exactly how to do it."
***
I walked into the hair salon and felt incredibly nervous. Something had been nagging me since I left the apartment, and I was pretty sure it was the idea that that woman was following me. Maybe I was developing some sort of latent 'spider-sense' of my own, just like Charlie had, I don't know. Either way, I almost wasn't comfortable in the salon, even though each of the employees and I had been friends since our days in college.
"Hey, Mel," Nancy Gallagan said, motioning me over to my usual seat. "What's the matter?"
I sat down. "You mean besides the fact that my husband died a few days ago?" Nancy made a face like she was about to say something, but I cut her off before she said anything, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that. Things have been hectic, Nance, what with Charlie moving in after I left her, and then her slipping off to the bars... I'm just trying to keep a hold of my sanity, is all."
She set to work on my hair. "How is Charlie, anyway?"
I sighed. "She's not doing all that well. She was close to her dad, and then to lose him the way she did..."
Brenda Wallace nodded. "I know. I've been so sick and tired of all the praise those super people get. Then this one that was supposed to be a big time super hero up and kills a cop, and everybody was surprised! Not me!"
Nancy said, "Keep that crap to yourself, Bren. Arachnya saved my son, I know she's on the good side. It couldn't have been her that killed Henry."
"You keep saying that, but according to the papers, there were dozens of witnesses, cops included. Charlie was there, wasn't she?" Brenda asked me. I nodded. "Bet she saw it, too."
I answered, "According to her, that woman was ranting about how Arachnya ruined her life. That doesn't seem to me like something the real Arachnya would say."
Brenda went on. "I don't believe it, she was probably just saying all that to cause confusion. That was Arachnya through and through."
I wanted to slap her. "What's your problem with the Chosen?"
She shrugged. "I just can't stand them. Who gave them the right to police the city the way they do?" She tapped a few keys at the check out computer. "They just showed up one day, and everybody treated them like they were something special."
I suddenly felt more uneasy, because that sounded exactly like what Charlie and Tim said that woman said. Thank God I knew Charlie was following me. "Brenda, have you even met a Chosen?"
"If by met, you mean..." She stopped talking and then something about her seemed to change. "Who am I kidding." She held up her hand webbed Nancy in the face. "Little dumpling told you, huh?" In front of me, Brenda changed size, shape, and facial features until she looked an awful lot like a blonde knockout wearing an Arachnya costume. "I guess it's to be expected, I did warn her little boyfriend about this."
I stood up from the chair and reached into my purse. Thank God Henry was a very paranoid, nervous man. He'd made me buy a gun years ago, and got me a carry and conceal permit around the time Charlie was born. He'd always wanted me to be safe, and because he'd asked me, I'd always carried it, even though I didn't want to.
Now, I wanted to.
I aimed the gun at the woman and thumbed back the hammer, just like Henry had taught me. I'd always done good on the shooting range at the precinct, hopefully, I would be just as good shooting at a living target. "Take another step forward and I'll shoot you," I said, probably no determination in my voice at all.
Luckily, I didn't need to do anything.
"Taaaa-daaaa!" Charlie shouted as she swung down, through the window, and kicked the woman forward. I jumped out of the way, Charlie landed on a chair, and the woman landed face-first into the shampoo cabinet on the back wall. "Sorry, I just couldn't resist!"
"You little..." The woman stood up, then I noticed a very confused look on her face. "Wait a second, are you wearing a different costume?"
Charlie pointed down at her brand new costume, that I made myself. It was pretty much exactly the same as her old one, design-wise, but instead of being yellow and black with red stripes under her arms, it was red and white with yellow stripes under her arms. "You like it? I thought it was time for an image change now that, y'know, there's a major bitch running around, copying my powers, killing hero cops." She hopped off of the chair and onto the ceiling. "Hmm... Y'know what? That major bitch I was talking about looks an awful damn lot like you!"
The woman shot weblines out of both wrists up to the ceiling and pulled down the section of the ceiling that Charlie was sticking to. Charlie jumped away from the ceiling, kicked the woman on the way down, and then used her own web to grab the ceiling and pull it toward the woman. The woman didn't seem all that happy, so she spun around, grabbed a chair with a webline, and then yanked it toward Charlie, who jumped onto it, then the wall, then onto the floor.
"Got anything better than that, lady?" Charlie asked.
The woman didn't answer, she rushed at Charlie and pushed her out the only pane of glass that wasn't broken and out into the street. I ran up to the doorway and watched as Charlie just barely saved the woman from being run over by a bulldozer. For some reason, I was very relieved. I guess it had something to do with knowing that my daughter still wanted to save someone's life, even if it was the bitch that robbed her of her father.
***
Harmony landed on a dumpster after the kid saved her from the bulldozer. She quickly got up, shot out a webline at the girl and felt even angrier when the girl dodged her and webbed up her eyes. How the hell did she do that?! She quickly ripped the webbing off of her face and dodged a flying kick from the girl just in time.
"Aw, am I running you down, Harmony?" the girl asked.
"Shut up, you little cunt!"
The girl wagged her finger. "Now, that's not a particularly nice thing to say! What kind of role model are you?" She jumped at the nearby wall, bounced off, then kicked Harmony in the face, knocking out one of her teeth. "You know kids love you, Arachnya!"
Harmony reached out and grabbed the girl by the neck. "I'm not Arachnya, you are!" She threw the girl out onto the street, where she just barely managed to jump out of the way of an oncoming car. Harmony couldn't help but laugh at the fact that motorists didn't seem to realize there were super powered people fighting on that very street.
***
Timmy held the camcorder and recorded every second of Charlie and Harmony's fight. It was a perfect plan, he had to give Charlie's mom a lot of credit. Let's just hope this works, otherwise, there's gonna be a whole lot more Arachnya haters out there...
***
I was still watching from the salon. I'd gone to check on Nancy, but it seemed she'd passed out from all the excitement. Hopefully, she wouldn't wake up a nervous, psychotic wreck.
Charlie just managed to jump up out of the street and land on the trailer of a semi, then she jumped off and kicked the woman in the face, "So, tell me, if I'm Arachnya," Charlie said, punctuating the sentence with a punch to the woman's jaw, "and you're the one who killed Captain Harkins," another punch, "then that means that I didn't kill him, which means that you framed me!"
The woman kicked Charlie off of her, then to punch her, but Charlie got out of the way. "What's it matter, kid? Who's the news gonna believe, you or a dozen cops that saw 'Arachnya' kill that cop?"
I imagine Charlie was probably smiling beneath her mask when she pointed up at Timmy and said, "How about that?"
The woman looked up and scowled, she looked like she was about to shoot a webline up at Tim, but Charlie tackled her just in time, then webbed her to the sidewalk. I couldn't help myself, I cheered. Sue me, I was happy that my daughter beat the crap out of the woman that killed her father.
It wasn't twenty minutes later before the police arrived, thanking Charlie for what she'd done to expose the truth about the woman. I met up with her afterward, after she'd slipped her clothes on over her costume and taken off her mask and gloves. I gave her the biggest hug I could muster, and felt her tears hit my shoulder as I did. Maybe, just maybe, I'd actually managed to get my daughter back.
***
Holly Montoya looked at Harmony Sprite in the cell and wanted to strangle her. Lucky for her, Knight was standing there, watching Harmony squirm. "I wouldn't mind killing her, y'know?" she said. "She murdered a great man." Knight said nothing, he simply stared at the woman in the cell. "So, what exactly was that concoction you injected her with?"
"Nanocytes."
"Nan... Okay, my niece is a lot better at that stuff than I am."
"Nanocytes are microscopic robots, primed with a genetic inhibitor. As long as they're in her bloodstream - and the only way they can be taken out is if she's given a full-body blood transfusion - she'll never be able to use her vast array of powers. She's a simple human, like your or I."
"Did you use those things on GoldenEye, Port and Necro?"
"Port and Necro, yes. GoldenEye's gift is harmless when he's in a cell."
"Ah," she said, "good."
"How is she?"
Holly raised an eyebrow. "Sprite? She's - "
He cut her off. "Harkins. How is she? If you wanted to kill Ms. Sprite, there's no doubt she did."
She felt her eyebrow raise further, if that was possible. "How'd you know?"
"There's little I don't know about Chosen. I'm also good friends with Angel and Guardian."
Holly sighed. "Hopefully, taking this bitch down has settled her conscience a little. She felt so guilty for her dad's death, and I'm sure having to move back in with her mom didn't help." She looked over at him. "You know the feeling?"
He turned and started walking up the stairs back into the precinct house. Just before he reached the top step, he turned his head and said, "No."
***
Harmony would have killed the bitch that pushed her into the cell with Scott, Jenkins and Wilkins, but thanks to that damn shot that Knight had given her, she just spat at the floor. "Guess what you get to do in twenty-four hours when we let you out for a few minutes? Clean the floors." The bitch smiled, then locked the cell door and retreated up the stairs.
Now Harmony was alone with her former comrades, who all three looked at her with cold, unforgiving eyes. "What?" she asked.
"You're a freak?" Scott asked. He walked up to her and pushed her up against the cell bars. "We trusted you and you're a goddamn freak?!"
She kneed him in the crotch. "Shut up! You don't know what it's like!" She looked at the other two. "None of you do! To have your body taken apart, molecule by molecule, to have to put it back together! I hated them for what they did to me!"
Scott coughed a little, then stood up. "Them?"
She looked down a little, then back up at him. "The one who did it was called Cloak, but there was another man, one I couldn't see all that well. Looked like he was the brains."
***
Knight sat in his Chariot and replayed what he'd just heard. "The one who did it was called Cloak, but there was another man, one I couldn't see all that well. Looked like he was the brains." He tapped at his chin. Cloak, and another man. Monica Montoya had mentioned that GoldenEye had had a mysterious Benefactor... he wondered if this had been the same man that Harmony was talking about.
***
Anna smiled as she read the headline.
"ARACHNYA OFF THE HOOK!"
She dropped the newspaper on her desk and felt like cheering. Thanks to Charlie and Timmy, Arachnya's name - Charlie's name - had been cleared, and that bitch that murdered Captain Harkins was back behind bars, hopefully for good.
Keith sat down at his desk back-to-back with her's and asked, "You back to normal, now?"
She leaned forward. "If by back to normal you mean happy Arachnya's back, you bet your mild-mannered ass I am." She leaned back again. "I wish you could have seen Barry's face when I brought him the story, he looked like he was about to have a coronary."
He laughed. "Funny, I never thought him the J. Jonah Jameson type."
She raised an eyebrow. "Huh?"
"Never saw Spider-Man, did you?"
She brushed it off. "Before they showed up in the city streets, I never gave a damn about super heroes." She looked out the window and saw smoke rising from somewhere in the distance. She looked back at Keith's desk, saw him gone, then looked back out the window again. There was Guardian, flying off toward the smoke. "Now, I don't think I could make it a day without thinking about one." She felt another smile coming on.
***
I couldn't help but stare at her, lying there in my bed, her baby brother sleeping in his crib just a few feet away. I smiled, happy to see her finally sleeping, after what had been a hellish week. I went to flip the light switch but then my hand was suddenly stuck to the wall. "Un-uh, Mom." Charlie sat up. "Get over here and sit down, I've got some things to say." I smiled again, pulled the webbing off my hand and then walked over and sat down on the bed. "First of all, I'm sorry for the way I treated you, and I swear I'm not touching another drop of alcohol until after I'm twenty-five. I've done enough drinking in the past few weeks to last a lifetime, and it's not something I wanna go back to until I'm more than old enough."
"Good," I said, "getting a beer bottle hurled at me wasn't all that fun."
She nervously laughed. "It was actually whiskey," she said quickly, "but anyway, like I said, I'm sorry. I'm also sorry that you and I have grown further apart since... well... since I became Arachnya."
I put my arm around her. "That will never be something you have to apologize for, Charlie. It was strange circumstances, leading to something that often happens between mothers and their daughters. I never got along with my mother, once I started growing up. Your grandmother and I haven't spoken since before I married your father."
She looked down, then back up at me. "Well, I'm sorry for everything bad that I ever did. If there's a bright spot to all that drinking, it made me see that I'm a really screwed up girl, who doesn't like to deal with all her problems."
I rubbed at her arm. "If you think that's a trait exclusive to Charlotte Elaine Harkins, you're dead wrong. I was the same at your age, I just didn't figure it out until I was older, and started drinking."
"You drank, too?"
"Of course I did! I was a young girl, my husband a beat officer in the most dangerous city in the country, if I didn't drink it off eight nights a week, I would have gone nuts." I flashed her a smile. "I should have started it up again when you started your crime-fighting routine, then I wouldn't have left you and your father." I looked away from her, feeling the tears start to well up in my eyes. "And then your father would still be here."
Charlie moved a little closer to me. "Mom, that wasn't your fault. That was Harmony Sprite's fault, through and through. She killed Dad."
"She plunged the knife into him, but if I hadn't left in the first place... I'm the one that needs to apologize to you, and more importantly, to your father."
She didn't say anything for a long time, and neither did I. Then, almost like she was making sure she still had a voice, Charlie asked the one question that needed to be asked more than anything: "Mom, why did you leave?"
I dried my eyes and looked directly into hers. I saw her father there, too. Charlie had always had her father's eyes, even when she was a boy. I cleared my throat and tried to find words adequate enough to explain myself to my daughter. "I..." Of course, I couldn't find any right away. "Charlie, back when you started this Arachnya business, your father and I argued time and again. He looked me straight in the eyes and told me that the best thing we could do for you was to induldge you, to let you go out there and fight crime, or web up super villains, or whatever else it was you needed to do to stay sane after this thing happened to you." I sighed. "I didn't want you to do it. I wanted my first born child to stay normal, to go to school, get a part-time job, to go on dates... But your father was adamant, he knew that being Arachnya was the best thing for you."
"But you never believed it?"
I shook my head. "No, I knew he was right. That's the best thing you inherited from your father. Had someone told Henry Harkins that he couldn't be a police officer, he would have punched them and done it anyway. He needed to help people, to be a police officer. He knew that you needed that, too, and it was something that I just couldn't grasp at the time. It was something I couldn't grasp until the day I walked out of the apartment, but by then, I couldn't take back what I'd done."
"Dad and I wanted you to come back every day, we would have understood."
I nodded. "I know you would have, but I couldn't do that. If I had, I would have hurt us all worse. The three of us needed time to heal after I left, and we couldn't do that as a family. I'm sorry, baby, but it's true. I like to believe that your father had done his healing by the time that woman murdered him, and I hope beyond hope that it's true, and I regret not knowing."
"I think... I think I understand. I think I'd finished healing by the time Timmy came in here telling us about Harmony's threat." She looked back up at me. "What about you?"
I didn't say anything for a moment, then I kissed Charlie on the forehead. "I think right now."
Flying Sparks
Peter, Brandon, Colin and Monica were already in the pool by the time I arrived, but I didn't get in the water. I couldn't get in the water. Of course, that didn't stop Peter from trying to splash me. Lucky me, I can take a little water without juicing everything. I sat down on the pool chair and just started to read.
That was when Peter decided to splash some more water at me. Ugh! I lowered my book and took off my sunglasses. "Hey, c'mon! You, quit it!"
"Why don't you get in the pool?" he asked.
"You wanna get fried that badly?"
Monica swam up to Peter and smacked him on the back of the head. "Don't be insensitve, Pete. Remember why you can't use a treadmill? Korra can't get in the pool because her body generates electricity constantly."
He scratched his chin. "Wait a minute, how do you take a shower, then?"
I shrugged. "Wet towels. I basically just squirt some body wash on me and then pat myself down with wet towels. Works so far."
He turned back to Monica. "Okay, so obviously, I kinda... broke the treadmill last time I tried it, Korra can't get in the water, Brandon accidentally demolished a subway car last week and Colin often wake up in the middle of the night floating in the air."
Monica rolled her eyes. "Don't remind me."
"What can't you do?"
She sighed. "I can't... Well... I can't use the microwave."
I giggled. "What?"
She sighed again. "I can't use the microwave. Every time my finger makes contact with the button, I blow up the inner workings, okay? You happy now, Pete?"
He raised an eyebrow. "But you never blow up the TV, or anything else, for that matter."
She smacked him in the head, again. "That doesn't matter!"
I sighed this time. "Look, guys, as much as this conversation about our unique weaknesses is, what's it really matter if I can't get in the pool. I can still have fun just talking to you guys, while you guys get to swim." I smiled. "Besides, even if I can't swim, I can still kick you guys' butts at basketball."
Colin hopped out of the pool. "Oh, I feel a challenge comin' on." He grabbed his towel and started drying off. "Wanna test that, Kor? Everybody knows white girls can't jump."
I smirked, then jumped off of my chair and held myself in the air. "I can float, y'know."
Brandon got out of the pool next, stood beside Colin. "I'm thinkin' we need to teach this girl a lesson, bro."
Monica got out of the pool and stood next to me. "Boys versus girls? Pete as the referee?"
Peter literally jumped out of the pool next. "Aw, c'mon! Why can't I play?"
I landed and giggled. "Because you can run faster than a speeding bullet. You'd cheat a thousand times a game."
He shook his head, quickly, I might add. "No, I wouldn't!"
Monica folded her arms under her breasts. "Sorry, Pete. It's decided. You referee, while Kor and I kick these guys' asses all over the court."
***
William Brand smiled as the four kids bounced the ball back and forth across the basketball court, He remembered those days, back when the only thing anyone actually cared about was friendly competition. Granted, for him those days didn't involve learning about how your brand new super powers affected you or those around you. that was the part of growing up that he'd never understand. Powers hadn't come into the equation until just recently.
He took a sip of his brandy and then set it down on the table beside his host. She simply stared forward, much like she always did. He wondered if she'd been like that before the Event, but he always put it out of his mind whenever she decided to put something in his mind.
Much like now.
They're enjoying themselves.
"I know. It's one of the last pleasures of adolescence that they still have." He turned to Ms. Morris. "You're looking good, Erica."
Please, William, I look like I can't use the bathroom on my own. And I can't. Just because I've lost my physical body doesn't mean I can't use my mind, however, and do what needs to be done to help anyone.
He nodded. "I know. It's why you're my most valuable ally."
Moreso than Guardian, or Angel? I thought you trusted them with your life.
"As fighters, yes, but Guardian's a simple man. He enjoys being the Clark Kent of the world, and I'll let him be that. Angel is an unknown commodity, and she wants to stay that way. I understand secrets, so I'll let her keep hers as long as she doesn't endanger anyone."
It's a shame you don't have as much trust in them as you do in me.
"I didn't say I didn't trust them completely. But they can't turn a group of potential teenage weapons into a group of heroes."
It's not hard when they want to learn how to control their powers.
Brand took another sip of his brandy. "Hopefully, their reputation builds, and you get walk-ins soon. There's hundreds of Chosen under eighteen out there, and a vast majority of them could use the kind of help that you provide. Not every teen hero is as strong-willed as Arachnya."
Ms. Morris' eyes looked off to the other direction. How is your relationship to the East City Police now that Captain Harkins is gone?
He sighed. "Luckily, the new captain, Monica's aunt, is as friendly to costumes as her predecessor was." He leaned against the window. "The relationship hasn't changed all that much. Maybe a little finer, a little tighter, but not much change." He turned back to Ms. Morris. "There's another student you're going to get later. Steven Hobbs. I learned about him through the ECPD, He was arrested yesterday, after an altercation with the police outside a liquor store."
And what is Mr. Hobbs' special gift?
He smiled. "Oh you'll like this one." He walked toward the door. "He stopped a guy robbing the liquor store by turning the asphalt into mud."
***
I caught the ball as Monica passed it to me just as Brandon tried to take it out of her hands. I dribbled it for a second, trying to fake out Colin, but that didn't work. Then he decided to use his powers to lift me into the air. "That's cheating!" I screamed. I then smirked, used the situation to my advantage, and took my shot, landing it in the net. "For our side!"
Brandon smacked Colin on the back of the head, making him drop me. I managed to keep myself upright and gave Monica a high-five as I landed. She dribbled the ball a little and then we were back at it, her passing it to me while the guys tried to get it. The rest of the game went like that, with the guys getting not one point.
"See, told you, you guys suck," Monica said, a smirk on her face. Colin just flipped her the bird while Brandon simply fell over out of exhaustion. Monica looked tired, but I wasn't. I don't know why, either. Maybe it was just an effect of my powers.
Brandon coughed out a laugh. "Two out of three, c'mon." He fell over after that.
Colin just shook his head. "Screw that, I don't need to get my ass handed to me by a couple girls again. It's bad enough one of 'em's my girlfriend."
Peter shrugged. "At least you guys got to play. All I got to do was be the ref, and that wasn't fun at all."
I patted him on the shoulder. "But you were a good ref."
Another voice said, "Eh, you guys didn't need a ref." I spun around and saw a woman in her mid-thirties walk up the yard. "Boys can't play basketball for shit. It's the same as it was when I was in school."
"Aunt Holly!" Monica cried, running up to her aunt and throwing her arms around her. "It's been forever!"
Captain Montoya patted her niece's back. "It's been a few days, sweetie." They broke off the hug. "I'm actually here on business. We arrested a Chosen yesterday, for his own protection, because he decided to turn a city street into muck."
I piped in. "That's the most disgusting power I've ever heard of."
She nodded. "It ain't pretty, I'll give you that much. As soon as we saw what he could do, we shoved him into a patrol car and I put a call out to that Knight guy. He told us to bring the kid up here."
Another officer - a regular uniformed patrolman, I noticed - walked up with a young man about Monica's age who looked like he hadn't lived in a home in years. He looked scruffy, his hair was a mess and he was wearing very badly fitting clothes. Granted, none of our clothes fit right after we first changed, so that was just the usual.
"You the guy?" Monica asked.
"You could say that, yeah. Steve, Steve Hobbs."
Monica held out her hand. "I'm Monica. Welcome to school, Steve."
Colin stepped up behind her. "But, Monica's off-limits, because she's already dating me."
Captain Montoya said, "Does he always go around advertising you two?"
Monica blushed. "Well... it just kinda happens... and..." She elbowed Colin. "I told you not to do that!"
I was watching Steve the whole time, and he didn't look amused in any way. Actually, he looked kinda angry. I couldn't quite place what it was with him, but he looked like he was cycling back and forth between anger and depression every few seconds. Maybe he was bi-polar.
Steve walked over to the basketball and picked it up. He dribbled for a few seconds, then tried for a basket. I seemed to be the only one paying attention to him. While the rest of them talked, I walked over to Steve and took the ball out of his hands. "You wanna play against me?" I asked.
He grabbed the ball out of my hands this time, and said, "How are you gonna play if you can't move?"
I looked down at my feet and found that he'd used his powers to stick me to the asphalt. "Hey! That's no fair!"
He smiled - Hey! A smile! - and said, "One thing I learned on the street is that nothin's fair."
I smiled back at him, then supercharged my feet to melt the muck and broke out of his little foot trap. "That so? Well then, I think maybe I can adjust to those rules."
He juggled the basketball between his hands. "Whaddid they call you? I got the stupid name of Muck."
I created an arc of electricity between my hands. "You can call me Spark."
He whistled. "Ooh, shocking"
***
EAST CITY:
Gustav Hammond knocked the ashes off of a cigar and laughed at the pure stupidity of it all. In his other hand, he held a copy of the latest Daily News Brigade, with a headline he hated a great deal.
"MIKE 'BIG MIKE' RICHARDSON ARRESTED WITH EVIDENCE POINTING TO HAMMOND!"
He pressed the intercom button on his desk. "Shirley, call the Brigade and get me Keith Cabot." He didn't even wait for her acknowledgement, he knew she'd do what he ordered. He just couldn't believe it. That Richardson would be stupid enough to have fake evidence. There was no real evidence that led in anyway to Gustav, he'd covered his tracks so well that there was no evidence he'd ever seen that road, much less driven on it.
He set the paper down, stood up and walked over to the windows behind his desk. He looked out upon the city and wondered just which of the city's precinct houses Richardson was locked away in. If he was lucky, Svetlana could deal with this situation from inside the building.
"I wouldn't count on that, if I were you," a voice behind him said, a calm and calculated voice. Gustav spun around and saw the Benefactor standing there, Cloak behind him. "Big Mike's not being locked up here. He's asked for a home-field advantage. Larsen City."
Gustav cursed under his breath. "And just how do you know that?"
The Benefactor smiled. "How do I know anything, Gustav? You should know the answer to that question already."
Right. Because you're omnisciant. I'll believe that when I see it, my friend. He walked back to his desk and tapped on the newspaper. "What do you know about this?" he asked, waiting for a response from the other man.
"Only what you know, my friend, that the evidence isn't real, purely fabricated so that he can drag you down with him. A waste of resources by anyone's account."
Gustav didn't ignore the the way the Benefactor called him friend, almost exactly as Gustav himself had thought it just moments before. "Any chance that I'll actually be tied to him?"
The Benefactor shook his head. "No." He walked around to Gustav's side of the desk and put his hand on Gustav's shoulder. "Try not to worry about such things, Gustav. I have everything well in hand, and everything's just another step on our path."
Gustav nodded slowly.
***
I intercepted the ball just before Steve had a chance to sink a basket and threw it back to my side of the court. I only just made the net before someone blew a whistle, like this was a real game of basketball and not just two super-powered teenagers trying their best to use their powers to catch the other one off guard. My kinetic thrusters (my flying ability, I have names for all of them) kept me out and away from his mud-making abilities, though it really put a hamper on my concentration.
Brandon was the one with the whistle. It looked like everybody else had already gone back inside, and I hadn't noticed? Man... I guess I was really enjoying myself. Why? It was simple basketball, which I played with Peter at least once a week.
"C'mon, Kor, time to introduce Muck here to Ms. Morris."
Steve scratched at the back of his neck. "Can ya call me Steve? Muck sounds stupid."
"Tremor isn't all that brilliant, either, but it's what our Choosers decided to name us. If you're gonna be a part of our team, you're gonna havta go by your code name once in a while."
Steve shrugged. "So how come you just called Spark 'Kor'?"
"Because she's the closest thing to a little sister that I've got." He walked a little closer to Steve. "Besides, mud gets pretty brittle when you run some electric current through it."
I giggled. "You know that's not true, right?"
He shrugged. "Seemed like a good threat, though. Right, Steve?"
Steve nervously chuckled. "Yeah." I flashed him a smile, then we walked inside.
Ms. Morris was already in the rec room, where we spent the majority of our day if we weren't being taught one of many lessons by Ms. Morris, or Brandon, who was the only one of us who had graduated high school. (Well, besides Ms. Morris, but I didn't feel I needed to say that.) Monica was shooting a game of pool with Peter, and Colin was lounging around on the couch, watching TV. Ms. Morris appeared to be watching the pool game, mainly giving Peter some pointers. Must have been his first pool game.
Alright, everyone, Ms. Morris' 'voice' said in all of their heads. Steve looked pretty surprised. You've all met Steven, now let's welcome him Brandon wheeled her closer to the surprised boy. My name is Erica Morris, and I'll be your teacher in matters relating to slightly more advanced schoolwork, as well as teaching you how to use your gifts.
"Are you... um..." he stammered out, unable to finish his thought.
Yes, as a matter of fact, I am. My gift disabled the majority of my body. It's not a pleasant feeling, being able to walk one day and then incapable of even the most mundane of tasks. I can't even move my pinky very well. Diodes connected to my brain allow me to speak through a synthesizer, but I choose to speak through the mind. My students find it's less creepy that way.
"I... un... see."
We have very basic rules here, Steven. Though you may use your powers downstairs in the training room, and you'll probably be called upon to use them against criminals out in the field, you're never to use them to harm anyone for any reason that is not defense. We're not out to hurt anyone, not for any reason.
"I understand. Um... you mentioned being in the field, do you mean out there, like in a costume, or something?"
We use code names here, but costumes are completely out of the question. No use in you all loooking stupid while you're out helping people.
"But, do you mean, like, super hero type stuff? Are you guys super heroes?"
If Ms. Morris were able to smile, I'm sure she would have. You could call us that, Steven.
***
Gustav tapped the ashes off of another cigar when the intercom buzzed that Cabot and a photographer had arrived. He couldn't understand why the Brigade insisted on sending photographers every time they sent reporters, but, if he had things his way, he knew exactly which photographer it would be. He wasn't disappointed moments later when Keith Cabot walked in with the young Charlotte Harkins.
"Mr. Cabot, Ms. Harkins, it's nice to see you both again," he said, standing from his chair. He walked over to the couches that dominated the center of the room. "Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedules to see me."
Cabot took Gustav's hand and shook it, but Harkins did nothing. She didn't seem all that happy to be there, and he had his assumptions as to why. "Thank you, Mr. Hammond," Cabot said, taking a seat, "but Charlotte and I weren't all that busy. Simply finishing up some new articles." Gustav sat down on the couch opposite the two and waited as his secretary arrived with coffee for the three of them. "I'm surprised that I didn't see Ms. Narekova downstairs. Is she taking the day off?"
Gustav shook his head. "No. There was some family trouble back in Russia that she had to deal with. I gave her the week."
Harkins took a sip of her coffee. "How come she's in a special cell in the basement of Captain Montoya's precinct house?" the girl asked, an accusing tone to her voice.
"I'm sorry, Ms. Harkins, could you explain yourself?"
"She's one of the three criminals the police arrested a few weeks ago, after that bank robbery that all the heroes interrupted. I saw her."
Gustav wanted to smile. The girl was confirming his suspicions. He knew there had to be something more about her after her father, a police captain instead of a simple beat cop like she'd said, had died. Now he wondered if Ms. Charlotte Harkins had actually been at that bank robbery, perhaps wearing a silly costume of her own, yellow and black with big white eyes.
"Anyway," Cabot said, "we're here because of the article the Brigade printed about your connections to Mike Richardson, correct?"
Gustav nodded. "Yes. I'd just like to inform you and your paper that Mr. Richardson and I have never even met, let alone done business on anything considered illegal."
Cabot nodded. "I understand what you're saying, Mr. Hammond, but Mr. Richardson provided proof to our newspaper, and to the police." He drank from his cup. "I saw it myself."
Gustav looked at him with a cool eye. "Proof can be fabricated. Quite easily, in fact."
Harkins made a sort of snorting sound. "You sound like you've done it yourself, Mr. Hammond."
There! He recognized that wit. Straight from the moment he first saw Arachnya in his office that night he was talking to Richardson's men. No doubt, this girl had a secret of her own. He wanted to smile, again, but he didn't. I've got you now, little girl. "I assure you, young lady, that I've never done anything of the sort." He turned back to Cabot. "I personally assure the Brigade that I've never been involved personally or professionally with Mr. Richardson, nor do I intend to."
Cabot stood up and extended his arm. "Thank you, Mr. Hammond. Thank you for seeing us, as well." Hammond shook the man's hand and was about to do the same with Harkins, but she simply folded her arms under her breasts. "Charlotte and I have work we need to prepare for tomorrow's edition. Goodbye."
Hammond watched them leave, then returned to his desk. He had assurances from the Benefactor that the evidence was indeed falsified, if he couldn't deter the press and the police from pushing their angle, or at least doing something to draw suspicion off of himself, he wouldn't be able to pursue his ultimate goal.
He tapped a key on his computer and smiled. His ultimate goal. The Benefactor had no idea about it. He had proven that there were some things that the Benefactor truly did not know, and he was going to use that to his advantage. His ultimate goal.
He felt his smile widen.
***
Brandon stood across the room from Steve and waited a moment, then he split the ground in a straight line directly toward Steve, who jumped out of the way and turned the ground beneath Brandon into mud. You think that's gonna stop me, Steve? He stepped out of mud pile and then solidified it back into stable ground. He saw the surprised look on Steve's face.
"It's why Ms. Morris picked us, Steve, our powers are similar, we both control ground to a certain degree." He used his power to create rock restraints around Steve's hands. "Now, it's time for you to learn how to use your powers without your hands."
"How do I do that?" On cue, Brandon tapped his earpiece and Colin threw two metal cubes in Steve's direction. He ducked underneath them, as much as he could with the restraints holding him in place. "I thought you said it was just the two of us?!"
Brandon ripped a piece of rock out of the floor and hopped up on it. "You also need to learn how to defend yourself against multiple enemies. Colin's gonna keep throwing stuff at you until you turn them into mud, and until you escape the restraints."
Steve looked like he was getting constipated as he tried to concentrate on turning the flying objects into mud. All he succeeded in doing was making them a little muddy on the edges before they hit near him. Brandon used his power to make sure they didn't hit him directly. He tapped his earpiece again, signalling Monica. She set off an explosion near Steve's feet.
"What the hell?!" Steve shouted. "Three of you?!"
Monica walked out of the shadows. "Sorry, Steve, boss's orders." She smirked, causing a piece of the rock restraints to explode. "Most of our powers aren't related to any specific body part, so you can use more than just your hands to make your mud. I used to think that it was just my hands that caused the explosions, but I can do 'em with my mind, now."
"Can somebody at least explain how I do that?!"
Brandon caused another restraint to grip Steve's neck. "Just think," he said, landing in front of the kid. "Think, and make all that rock mud. You've done it with asphalt and the concrete of the basketball court." Another piece of half-muddy metal flew past their heads. "And you can clearly do it with metal, too, obviously you can manipulate everything with elements of earth in it." He held up his hand and grabbed one of the metal cubes. "Just like me."
Steve again had that constipated look on his face, until something exploded in the air above his head. He tried to duck again, but the restraint around his neck, holding him in place, prevented that.
"Do it!" Brandon shouted. "They're gonna kill you, unless you learn how to make mud without your hands! Your life depends on this!"
Steve's closed eyes shot open, his pupils dead-white, and suddenly, the cubes flying toward them, the restraints holding him in place, and the rock that Brandon was standing on, all liquified, changing into mud. Brandon fell on his ass and struggled to get up, because the mud was caking, sticking him to the floor quite well.
Then Steve's eyes cleared, returning to their original state, and he had a surprised look on his face. "I... did that?" he asked.
Monica patted him on the shoulder. "Matter of fact, ya did. Now, let Brandon go, 'kay?"
Steve shook his head as if it were covered in cobwebs, then Brandon felt the mud slip away from him. He stood up and put his hand on Steve's shoulder. "Good work, Muck, you did great on your first try."
"How did I do that? I just... I felt so much power coming out of me. How'd I do that?"
Monica said, "There are times when our powers get a little out of hand, and it feels like someone or something else is taking control of us. I had that problem when I first got my powers, too. Sometimes, I'd be able to use my powers perfectly, and sometimes I'd be completely out of control. If you ever saw the news, there was this one time where I... uh... well..."
Brandon lightly punched her on the arm. "C'mon, Monica, tell him!"
She groaned. "Alright. I blew up the back of a truck full of Kibbles 'n' Bits." She waited a second before adding. "But I never hurt the driver, or anybody else. I just made a big mess in the middle of Seventy-Third Street."
Colin walked up to them, making several cubes rotate around himself. "Well, if you guys are done, let's get topside. I'm hungry."
Brandon nodded. "Right." He turned toward the observation window on the far side of the room. "Korra, Pete! Shut off the simulation!"
All around them, panels fluctuated and changed color, things changed. The large hole that Brandon had created with his powers completely disappeared, as if it had never even been there (because, in fact, it hadn't), and a solid floor appeared in its place. Brandon saw Steve's face, the look of sheer amazement.
"Holograms," he said, drawing Steve's attention, "whoever's bankrolling us has access to some pretty advanced military technology. The government's been using holograms for years now without telling the public." He started toward the door. "Hang out with us long enough, you'll see plenty of cool crap!"
***
I sat on a bench, and ate my meal in peace. Peter was busy eating with Colin and Brandon, and Monica ate in her bedroom more often than note. She said it reminded her of home, because she and her aunt rarely ever ate together. I personally think it has something to do with her not wanting to accidentally blow us all up in case her powers ever go out of control, which she says they still do every so often.
A sandwich. A penut butter and jelly on wheat bread sandwich. That's what I was eating. A simple sandwich, but a delicious sandwich nonetheless. I had a habit of asking Colin to make them for me, because he always made a big show of using his powers instead of his hands. It was always fun.
Steve walked outside with a tray full of food and sat down next to me. I must have had a weird look on my face, because he laughed a little and said, "I haven't had real food in years. I've been homeless ever since my parents got divorced and left me on the streets. Neither one of them wanted me, so I just got left behind."
I put my hand on his shoulder. "I'm so sorry."
He shook his head. "Nah, it's okay. I managed to stay one step ahead of all the gangs, so I never got raped or anything. The weirdest part of that experience was going to sleep a girl and waking up a boy."
I nodded. "I know how that feels. I ended up the other way, because I was a boy who turned into a girl, but that weird part of being a Chosen, the part that for some reason means we need to be the opposite gender, well, it's weird." Wow, For some reason I had trouble deciding what to say! Wonder what the hell that was all about. Well, besides the fact that I thought Steve was kinda cute. Who can blame me? I've been a girl for over a month, female hormones were kicking in.
"So, um... have your powers ever, y'know, gotten out of control?" he asked.
I gave it a second, then answered, "Well, not exactly out of control, but, when I changed, my powers weren't exactly under my control. I was turning out lamps and street lights, and I accidentally drained all the electricity from an electronics store. They still haven't reopened, actually..."
"So, you've caused some minor damage, too?"
I nodded. "What exactly did you do?"
"I..." He shut his mouth again. "When I stopped that guy robbing the liquor store, there was this old couple behind me. When I turned around, I saw them sinking into the sidewalk. Nobody else saw it, thankfully, and I didn't tell the police. I didn't want to go to jail."
"But, you turned yourself in, anyway."
"Yeah, but I knew they'd leave me in there if I'd told them. I... I'd heard about a super hero school by listening to people on the street, and I knew I needed that."
"You need to tell somebody what happened," I suggested.
He shook his head. "No. Otherwise... No, I'm not gonna do that."
I put my hand on his shoulder. "Look, if Ms. Morris doesn't already know, I'm gonna havta tell her."
The tray of food in his hands started turning into a tray of mud. "Why?!" He threw it at the wall. "You can't do that, it'll be bad for me!"
I stood up. "Because it's the right thing, Steve."
His eyes turned white. "No!" I backed away from him and put up what I liked to call a polarity wall, a shield made entirely of electricity. It didn't take long for the guys to notice, and then Brandon was lifting up the ground that I was standing on.
"Steve! Stop!" Brandon shouted. Colin lifted up the bench. "What the hell's the matter with you?!"
Steve's eyes returned to normal, and then he whispered something, turned, and ran.
"What the hell was that?" Colin asked.
I dropped my polarity wall and whispered, "I don't know."
***
Gustav told his driver to stop the car in front of the young man who was running from the large house in the Hills. He rolled down his window and said to the young man, "Stop running, Steven." The kid stopped and gave him a look. "Get in the car." He opened the door and waited for the boy to get in, then shut the door and instructed the driver to get a move on. "It's nice to meet you, Steven." He held out his hand but the boy didn't shake hands with him. "Fine, I'll get straight to the point."
Steven sat forward. "The point is that I'm trying to get away from - "
"From Erica Morris and her little band of X-Men, yes, I know."
"X-Men? Isn't that a movie?"
Gustav smirked and nodded his head. "Just a few months ago, your kind would have been classified as purely the stuff of comic books, so I don't think that's a judgment you can truly make." The boy didn't say anything to that. "I'm offering you a job, Steven. I'll ask you to do various tasks, and one of them will eventually be to destroy that house that you just ran away from."
"Why would I want to do that?"
"Because I know what you just went through."
"How could you know that?"
He smiled again. "My ability is seeing the future." It was a lie, but the boy would never know the truth. After he used him to destroy Richardson, he was going to kill the kid anyway, that was a simple fact. Well, maybe he'd let someone else do the job, just to stay away from it personally. Either way, this was the kid's last day on Earth.
***
And you're certain you can't find him? Ms. Morris asked Brandon as we all stood around the rec room. He's on foot, he shouldn't have been able to get very far.
Brandon shrugged. "We can't find him. Peter swept a sixteen mile radius in less than ten minutes, and he couldn't even find a trace of any weird mud anywhere."
Then we have to assume that someone else intercepted him. I'll be in contact with our friend, and we'll learn any reports from the ECPD. In the mean time, go about your chores and your classes. We'll learn something eventually.
As everyone else left the room, I stayed behind, curled up on the couch. Though she couldn't move, it was almost like Ms. Morris was right beside me, her arm around my shoulders. Probably some mental trick that I really appreciated, because I could use a parental hand on my shoulders right about now, and she'd do just fine considering my parents were off somewhere that I couldn't get in touch with them for the next week and a half. They did apologize for missing my birthday, though.
What's the matter, Korra?
"He seemed to be connecting with me, really well." I laughed. "That's kinda stupid, though, since he was only here for a day and a half."
No, it's not. Before we were Chosen, I had a relationship with a woman that I felt I could have spent the rest of my life with. That would have sounded weird to me if I didn't know she'd been a man before the Choosing. When she died in a car accident less than a week before the Choosing, I felt as though half of my soul had been ripped away from me. That relationship, it hadn't taken long to build, less than three days, and yet it had lasted a lifetime.
"So, you're saying, that I loved Steve?"
Not romantic love, perhaps, more of a sibling-like love, like you have with Colin and Brandon. Peter seems more your type, actually.
I rolled my eyes. "No, he's not. He's lightning fast and I shoot lightning out of my fingertips, we have nothing in common."
Well, that's not important right now. What is important, is that you need to head up the search for Steven.
"Why me?"
Because you had that connection. You need to take point on this, Korra.
I nodded, silently.
***
Keith Cabot sat at his desk and wondered exactly how he could nail Gustav Hammond when Charlie walked up to his desk and plopped down in the chair beside him. He looked over at her and saw a smile on her face, like she was in on a joke or something. "What is it?" he asked.
She held up her phone and pressed something on the touch screen. A recording started playing. "I've never been involved personally or professionally with Mr. Richardson, nor do I intend to."
"Yeah, so what?" he asked, a little more stress in his voice.
She held up a photo from her file folder. "I took this in Hammond's office the day Ms. Adamsen and I were sent to interview him."
He took the photo and practically glued his eyes to it. Big Mike himself, and The Roach Lacasto, both coming out of Hammond's office. "You've been sitting on these for that long?"
She shrugged. "The odds that they would have been taken seriously before now seemed pretty slim."
He grabbed her and kissed her on the cheek. "Kid, I love you, and your detective skills!"
She shrugged again. "My dad was a great cop. He told stories around the dinner table."
***
I grinded along the telephone and electrical wires as I travelled through town. I felt stupid doing this the way I was. Like I was gonna find anything just induction grinding (yes, that's my guidewire grinding move) my way around the city. If Steve was smart, he was a thousand miles away by now. How the hell was I gonna find him?
I jumped off the wires and landed on a rooftop, completely unsure of what to do. I looked down on the street and saw a line of police cars making their way through the streets, with a paddy wagon in the middle of them. I stood there, about to give up, when I looked ahead of the cop cars and saw Steve standing in front of them, his hands stretched outward.
Somehow, I'd found him, without even trying. Good work, Korra, you've just stumbled upon your objective.
I jumped back onto the wires and grinded toward Steve, then jumped on the hood of the lead cop car. Steve noticed me, and then I felt myself sinking into the hood of the cop car. I jumped out of the muck and started hovering in front of him.
"Stop this, Steve," I said, a determination in my voice that I don't think I've heard myself ever have. "Stop it, and come back."
He didn't say anything. Instead, he turned the two lead cop cars into mud and threw them at me. I jumped out of the way and leapt up onto a bus stop, which started turning into mud seconds later, causing me to jump away from that. He's been gone for three hours and he somehow has this much control over his powers now? What the hell?!
I landed on the street this time, completely uncomfortable because he already had plenty of experience turning asphalt into mud. Instead of waiting for him to make a move, I fired some electric bolts at his feet, to knock him off balance. He responded by turning a couple more cars into mud and throwing them at me.
I rolled out of the way, onto the sidewalk, jumped up, and grabbed the nearest window ledge. I had just enough time before another mud car hit the wall to jump up to another window ledge, and then another, and then I was on the roof of the building. I spun around and saw Steve there, somehow using a mud fountain (or something resembling a mud fountain) to lift himself up into the air. It was then that I got my first good look at him throughout this whole one-sided fight.
His eyes were solid white.
He couldn't control himself. That's what he told me, that he wasn't in complete control of his powers, and that he'd lost control once. He wasn't in control. His power was controlling him! How could I fight him like this?
The answer was obvious, I had to defend myself. I created a couple of my lightning grenades and threw them at his fountain, causing him to fall to the street below. After that, I jumped down from the roof and landed beside him. I used a trick that I'd developed thanks to Peter, called the arc restraint. I used electricity to restrain him, sticking him to the street.
"Steve, this isn't you, come back to your senses!"
Instead of answering me with words, he answered me by opening his eyes and causing mud to grab me by the throat. I fell backward as the mud pulled me down to the street. I gripped at my throat, trying to stop the muck from choking me, but I couldn't do anything to stop it.
A gunshot rang out, disrupting Steve's concentration, or something, because I was suddenly free of the muddy death hand gripping at my throat. I looked toward the sound of the gunshot and saw a cop standing there, aiming at both Steve and I. I held up my hands. "I'm okay, I'm fine!"
"Shut up!" the cop shouted, taking a step toward me. I kept my hands up. "Just stop moving, freak!"
"Hey, I'm the good guy - er, well, girl! I came here to stop him!"
"I said, shut up!" He looked like he was about to say something else, but he was suddenly swallowed up in a torrent of mud. It took me a second to realize that he had been turned into the mud. I looked back over at Steve and saw him standing again. The gunshot must have broken my concentration, too. I rolled out of the way just in time to escape the flying human piece of mud that Steve had just hurled toward me and tackled him to the ground.
"I'm so sorry, Steve," I said, placing my hand on his face.
I don't know how I knew about this move, I just did. I'd never used it before. I called it the bio leech. I used the static electricity latent in both our bodies to draw bioelectricity from him into me. It didn't take long, just a few seconds, but it felt like it lasted lifetimes. As his lifeforce drained from him, I realized that his bioelectricity wasn't the only thing that I was draining. I saw things, memories, a man in a limosuine, photos of another man...
Steve purposefully turning the ground beneath that couple into mud. They weren't old, and they weren't some random couple.
They were his parents.
As the last of his life transferred from him into me, I fell backwards, onto my butt. I felt tears streaming down my cheeks. Why had I done that? Why had I killed those people? What was wrong with me?
No! Not me! Steve! Those were his memories, not mine.
I stood up and made my way to the paddy wagon. I didn't realize that at some point, the other cop cars escorting the wagon had been turned into mud. That poor cop that I - that Steve - had turned into mud and thrown at me was probably the one driving the wagon. I opened the door of the wagon and found that it was completely empty. Big Mike Richardson (where had I learned that name from?) wasn't in the wagon, like Mr. Hammond (who?) had said. Lying son of a bitch (why was I saying that?).
I climbed a telephone pole and slid back onto the wires. I had to get back to Ms. Morris and tell her what had happened. Tell her that Steve was in a different place now.
Probably a worse place.
***
THE NEXT DAY:
Gustav smiled as he read the newspaper.
"MICHAEL 'BIG MIKE' RICHARDSON FOUND DEAD IN CELL!"
He had paid good money to get Richardson's cellmate to shiv the man the first chance he had. Using the boy to attack the police cars escorting the empty paddy wagon was just a great way to use the distraction as a distraction. The police thought that Richardson's enemies would fall for the bait of a very public police convoy, so he had the convoy attacked, to make them think that the bait was sold. It was perfect.
He leaned back in his chair and tapped off the ashes from his cigar. Richardson's 'evidence' would never come to light, He was home free.
The intercom buzzed. "Mr. Hammond, Captain Montoya of the ECPD and several of her officers just stepped out of the elevator. They're on their way to your office."
What?!
Not two seconds later, the door burst open, three officers were at his desk in less time than it took to blink. Captain Montoya strode triumphantly toward him as her officers placed him in handcuffs. "Gustav Hammond, you're under arrest for conspiring with a known felon, and suspicion in the death of a known felon."
He scowled. "What proof do you have, detective?"
"Captain, buddy. And we just happen to have photographic proof of you meeting with Mike Richardson, and after we showed him the proof, Richardson's cellmate squealed till he was blue in the face that a man working for Gustav Hammond showed up in the penitentiary ready to pay him big bucks to shiv Richardson." She smiled. "The proof alone gets you twenty-five to life. If the cellmate pans out, you've probably got at least three life sentences to serve."
Hammond scowled.
***
William Brand looked out the window at the fourteen year old girl sitting alone on a bench in the garden. "And the side-effects?" he asked.
So far, Mr. Hobbs' memories have planted themselves firmly in her brain. She has memories of Gustav Hammond hiring Steven to kill Michael Richardson.
"If only memories could help the case against him. Good thing there's enough evidence agaist Gustav already." He took a sip of his brandy. "Anything else?"
She woke up with mud covering her bed this morning. I think Steven's gifts transferred to her as well. I can't be sure of anything, though.
"She can absorb abilities? She sounds even more unique than I thought she already was."
It could be, but that aspect of her gifts could be more like a curse to her. Suppose she accidentally absorbs the abilities of multiple Chosen. Not only would they be dead, she'd have their memories as well. She's already being torn apart by Steven's memories running through her head, any more could overload her mind.
"What do you suggest, Erica?"
I don't know. There might not be anything we can do.
Brand took another sip from his glass. He'd have to keep a close eye on her.
***
I looked down at my hands and created an arc of lightning between them. I then closed my eyes and reopened them to find the arc of lightning was suddenly a geyser of mud. How was I doing that? I closed my eyes again, reopened them, and saw that the mud was lightning again. I hated that.
"What'sa matter, Korra?" someone beside me asked. I looked to my left and saw Steve sitting there.
"How - " I started to say, but he cut me off.
"I'm not real, obviously. I'm a memory, like the ones you took from me."
"Why?"
"Call me a ghost, Kor, because I'll always be here with you."
I stood up and backed away from the bench. Steve was suddenly gone. I saw the bench disintegrate into mud.
I was scared out of my mind.
The Punchline
"I'm swingin' in the rain! I'm swingin' in the rain!" I sang as I swung through, well, the rain. Sure, my suit was incredibly wet, but it was still fun to swing through the rain, on my way to beat up some bad guys who thought a thunderstorm was the best time to rob liquor stores or gas stations or...
Apparently, comic book shops.
I landed on the wall of the building, which the two crooks took no notice off and watched as they loaded up their van with boxes upon boxes of comic books. Seriously. These guys were probably the most creative crooks I've ever seen, it's pretty funny, actually. I hopped from the building wall to the top of their van, which finally made them notice me.
"It's... it's...!" one of them said, dropping his box.
The other one pulled out his gun. "A dead man!"
Thank you spider-sense! I dodged each bullet and then landed in front of him and knocked his gun out of his hand. I webbed his feet to the ground, but thanks to the rain, that didn't last long. At about this time, his buddy decided to get in the game, and tried hitting me with a crowbar, but I jumped out of the way and shoved him against the side of the van.
By the time I finished off the crowbar man, Mr. Gun-toter had picked up his gun again and took a couple more potshots at me, but I again dodged them and ripped the gun away from his hand with a webline. I kicked him into the van and webbed him to the van this time, instead of the ground. A lot more webbing, and he just was not moving.
Crowbar Man was back on his feet again, but I dodged his little tackle maneuver and webbed him to his buddy. These two were not gonna be any more of a problem. I walked over to the back of the van and looked at all the boxes of comic books inside, then peeked around the side at them, still webbed up. "You guys are really smart, y'know that? Everybody else steals money or guns or drugs." I shut the van doors and walked around to them. "I seriously stopped a couple guys who robbed a pharmacy just to get a truckload of band aids. Band aids!" I tapped one of them on the head. "But you guys? No, nononono, no, you go after the comics."
I opened the closest box and found nothing but copies of Batman, Detective Comics, Batgirl... I checked another box and found the same, all copies of the various titles that featured Batman or his Bat-family. All this for a bunch of Batman comics? "Hey, why the bias on Batman, anyway?"
One of them looked like he wanted to shrug, but, of course, the webbing. "Our boss just wants 'em. Anything with the Joker, he said."
That just seemed weird. I walked around the van, back toward them and asked, "Which one of you had the gun?" One of them whimpered. "When I showed up, you called me a dead man." I pointed to my chest. "See, these? These are the things that men do not have!"
He made a raspberry noise. "You think you got big tits, kid? My cousin Louie, worked on the docks his whole life, then he decides he's through with that life, got himself a sex change, now he's working over in Larsen City at The Open Book, brings in seven K a day in lap dances alone."
"Ew, gross! I'm sixteen, you really think I wanna hear about that crap?"
"You were the one braggin' about your tits."
I weblined away just as the police pulled up to arrest the two comic book thieves. This was gonna be a weird one to tell Mom and Timmy about.
***
Melissa Harkins set her son back in his crib and sighed. Twelve-thirty, and Charlie still wasn't back. She was about to call the super teen when she heard a knock on the apartment door. She walked out into the front room and opened the door, finding Charlie standing there, holding a wet box of donuts. "I promise they're not wet," the girl said. Melissa moved out of the way and allowed her daughter to come inside.
"I was getting worried, baby," Melissa said, hoping the strain in her voice was obvious.
"Well, after I beat the crap out of these two guys stealing comic books - "
Melissa cut Charlie off. "Comic books?"
"That's a story for later. Anyway, I got a call from Timmy, who was working late at the Brigade, and he asked me to swing by so that he could show me something regarding that whole Gustav Hammond thing, so I stopped by and then - "
"Charlie, slow down, you're talking a mile a minute."
She blushed. "Sorry. Anyway, after I left the Brigade, I stopped by the Dunkin' Donuts on Forty-Sixth and picked those up as an apology that I was out late."
Melissa sighed. It was quite the mess they lived in, thanks to Charlie having woken up with powers that fateful day three months ago. Their lives had taken quite a few twists and turns in those months, the hardest to deal with was the death of her husband, Charlie's father. Hardest to deal with, and the one that made their bond as mother and daughter much stronger than it had been since Charlie had gotten her powers.
An hour and a half of conversations later, and Charlie was laying on her makeshift bed, the couch. She had been using Melissa's bed, but after she came home to find Melissa asleep, she'd chosen to grab some blankets and turn the couch into a bed. When Melissa had found her the next morning, Charlie had said that she didn't need a real bed, since she didn't sleep much.
Melissa walked into her own bedroom, checked on Christopher, and then laid down to go to sleep. It was a long time before she did, she laid awake thinking about Charlie. The girl was becoming just as big a help to the city as her father had been. It made her nights waiting for the girl to come home hell, but the thrill she felt when she allowed herself to think my daughter's a hero was well worth it.
***
I didn't go to school anymore. I dropped out way back when my mom left my dad and I, and I haven't gone back since. I sorta regret it. Sorta. I'd been a solid B student before I became Arachnya (and a girl, sometimes I have to remind myself of that, feels like I've been one forever, now), but after that, and all that web-swinging later, my grades had been steadily dropping. I was gonna fail my sophomore year of high school anyway, if I hadn't dropped out.
So, with a very deep breath, I walked back into school. I wasn't there to learn, I was there to find my friend Cindy Cooper, because we were going to have lunch together, not something I'd done in awhile. As soon as she saw me she threw her arms around me in a hug that would have been interpreted completely differently if we'd both been boys, but she'd never been one and I haven't been one in months.
"Hey, Spider-Girl!" Cindy sort of half whispered. At least she didn't say it loud enough for anybody but me to hear. "How's the web-swinging?"
I shrugged. "Still fun, a few months in. A lot of hard work, though."
"Hey, I never got a chance to tell you after it happened, I'm sorry about your dad."
I shook my head. "It's okay. The bitch who did it is in jail with her powers removed, and the city knows it wasn't me who did it. I really miss my dad, but... it was a bittersweet win."
She patted me on the shoulder. "Well, let's get the hell outta here and snag some lunch. There's a certain Mr. Timothy Saul that I keep hearing Frank talking about."
"I need to stop telling him things," I growled.
Cindy giggled. "Hey, I think he just finds it cute that you have a boyfriend, Miss I-Used-To-Be-A-Boy."
"All 'cause he's never had a girlfriend."
We made our way to the nearest fast food place, which was only a block and a half away from the school. We talked about this, we talked about that, anything involving my secret identity and the keeping thereof required us to whisper, which we did. It wasn't easy to do, and people probably thought we were freaking crazy
But our nice, pleasand little talk about all the things that have happened to me in the past few months was ended by Timmy rushing in and stopping right beside our table, breathing heavily like he had just run a thousand miles to get here. I just stared at him for a little bit all the while Cindy was giggling her brains out.
I waited for probably seventy seconds before I finally said, "Tim, you okay?"
He held up one finger, telling us to wait, again, and then he eventually said, "I just came here... To tell you..." He looked between Cindy and I for a moment. "Oh, sorry, I forgot you were meeting up with your friend today."
I raised an eyebrow. "Wait a minute, how did you know to find me here?"
He held up his phone. "Ms. Adamsen asked me to hack into your phone's GPS, I'd tell you why, but I really don't know why."
"Well, Tim, meet Cindy; Cindy, Tim."
Tim nodded to Cindy, Cindy waved to Tim. "Nice to meet you," Tim said. He looked back toward me. "Anyway, I came to tell you that..." He stared at the wall like he couldn't think of what it was he had to tell me, then he said, "I can't remember."
I facepalmed, Cindy giggled, Tim looked like he was about to stab himself with the nearest plastic fork.
"Well, whatever it was, I hope it wasn't too important."
He shook his head. "It wasn't. It was something that Ms. Adamsen wanted me to tell you. Maybe it was just that she wanted to talk to you..." He shrugged. "I can't remember."
I sighed. "Fine." I stood up from the table. "Sorry, Cindy, I've gotta swing."
Tim looked nervous. "Um... swing? What'cha talkin' about, Charlie?"
Cindy giggled again. "I've known longer than you, Mr. Boyfriend, don't worry about it. Besides, swing could mean anything, doesn't necessarily mean swinging from a web."
He blushed. "Oh. I didn't, um... I didn't know."
I rolled my eyes. "Okay, Tim, let's get going."
***
Timmy and I exited the elevator just as Ms. Adamsen was being yelled at by Mr. Brindleson. "C'mon, Adamsen, this gun racket can't be as big as your source says it is! The Larsen City PD hasn't said anything to their own papers about this crap!"
Ms. Adamsen stopped, turned on her heel, then poked a finger at Mr. Brindleson's face. "Shut it, Barry. This is big, we have the exclusive, and this story is gonna sell papers as fast as that Clinton scandal back in the nineties." She looked over at me and smiled. "Now, Charlie and I are headed out there, we'll get you what it is this paper needs to be one of the biggest sellers at the news stand," she added the next part with a smirk, "and there's not a damn thing you can do to stop us." She walked over to me, grabbed me by the arm, and said, "C'mon, kid, get your camera out of the little photographer's room and let's get going."
We walked into the photography department and then Ms. Adamsen shut - and locked - the door. "Um... What's goin' on?" I asked.
She grabbed my bag from around my chair. "Your camera's in here, right?"
"Yeah. What's goin' on?" I repeated.
"You got your costume on under there?" I think I must have turned beet red from surprise. "Look, Charlie, you've fallen asleep on me in here plenty of times, I caught peeks at it under your clothes. Then, one time when you were out with Keith, I took a look inside your book bag and found it in there. The only ones who know about it here are Timmy and I."
"And you waited until now to tell me this?!"
She shrugged. "I didn't think it was important. I know and I've been keeping your secret just that, secret. I'm only telling you now because you're probably gonna need it when we get into Larsen City. There's plenty of gang trouble out there. That's what we're getting into."
"We are?"
"Yup. Tell me, Junior Detective Harkins," she said with a smirk, "how many stories did your dad tell you about going undercover?"
***
My dad only went undercover a few times, and never for very long. One time when he was a temporary police liason to the FBI, and had to sneak into the Russian mafia (because, hilariously, among his many qualities, my dad could speak fluent Russian), and once when he had to pretend to be a drug dealer for a sting operation. I was really little, so the details were pretty much left out, save for I snuck in and helped take down the bad guys, so I knew even less than I pretended to know.
Despite all of that, when Ms. Adamsen and I got out of the cab on the corner of 3rd and Grapevine in Larsen City, I was given a crash course on the basics of the Larsen City gang community.
"Now, the guys you're gonna be scouting out have a thing for underage girls, so - "
I cut her off. "Whoa, what am I doing here? Whoring myself out?"
She shook her head. "No, nothing like that. They just have this compulsion for hiring teenage girls to do their gun running. Who'd believe a sixteen year old would be packing some Desert Eagles in her purse, that kind of thing."
"So, what? I'm just gonna be a delivery girl?"
"Pretty much, if my source is on the money, and he always has been before."
I sighed. "Okay. What do I need?"
She pulled a bag from some clothing shop out of the trunk. "Well, first of all, you're gonna havta dress a little more provocatively than you normally do."
I rolled my eyes.
***
Shelleye Nakamoto wished she was somewhere else. She was in a very quiet room, only one light on, directly over her head, and tied to a chair. She couldn't see them, but she felt eyes staring at her. She looked around the small area that she could see and tried to pinpoint the source of the eyes that she could feel, but she just couldn't see anything.
But she did hear something.
She heard someone breathing, walking around, occasionally stopping for a moment. She couldn't tell where in the room they were, but just the fact that she knew they were there frightened her to the point where she wanted to wet herself. Fearing a potential rape, she kept her knees right up against one another. She was more and more frightened by the second.
"Don't worry," a calm voice, a voice that sent shivers down her spine, said. "We're not into that sort of thing here." She heard the footsteps again, and then she heard a chair being pulled across the floor. The edge of the chair came into the light, then whoever it was sat down in the chair. "Matter of fact, I wanna tell you a joke." Whoever he was, he was wearing purple gloves, his pants a similar color. "Y'see, there was this girl, and she was very unique." He clapped his hands. "And this girl, y'see, she just felt like she had to help each and every person out there, like it was her job." Shelleye could almost feel the pee about to burst out of her. "And so, she takes a little trip from where she lives to a place she doesn't live, and she tries to help those people." She watched as the man pulled out a butterfly knife. "And then, this girl," he said, with an odd growl on the word girl, "found out she couldn't help people. Found out she couldn't help each and every person out there." Her eyes never left the knife in the man's hand, not even when he pushed it into her kneecap. "Would you like to know what the punchline is?"
Shelleye screamed. The pain shot through her like lightning, and then her bladder exploded.
"Now, now, now, sweetie," the man leaned forward, the light showed her something that would never leave her, thanks to the fact that her life would end shortly, "I didn't finish telling you the joke."
***
I had never worn a skirt my whole life. Granted, from birth to age fifteen, I was a boy, so it wouldn't even make sense for me to have worn a skirt, but even in the three months since I became Arachnya, I've never worn a skirt, despite my mom's attempts to get me to try (I said I would, if we ever got the chance to go shopping together, but a job at a newspaper and a part-time position defending the city as a super hero kinda put a hold on those plans). I've kinda wanted to, occasionally, but my preprogrammed male-despite-my-current-situation feelings on the subject keep pushing it off and pushing it off, so I've never worn one.
Until today.
There I was, wearing a camisole top, a skirt, sandals... and no underwear, because whoever the hell this gang is that Ms. Adamsen has me sneaking my way into requires that their gun runners don't wear underwear. I don't know why they ask this, they just do. I complied simply because I was told they'd know. Thankfully, I know enough about wearing skirts (thanks to some training from Ms. Adamsen) to not accidentally flash my privates at anybody, but this was still freakishly embarrassing and I didn't want to do it.
But, if it would bring down some bad guys and it earned me a paycheck (I wasn't being paid enough for this, however), I guess I really didn't have much choice. I walked along one of Larsen City's grimiest neighborhoods, which looked a suspicious amount like a downbeat version of my own neigherbood in East City, right down to the bum sitting in front of the apartment building that looks an awful lot like the one I used to live in, before I moved in with my mom. This bum, however, was cradling a newspaper-covered soccer ball like it was a child. I felt sorry for him. And for little Wilson, there, because you just know he named the soccer ball Wilson.
I sighed. I think I passed a hundred different people who wanted to rape me as I slowly walked to my destination, which was a warehouse just a few blocks away. I think the whole point of this was to make me seen, so that these guys who were staring at me with rape eyes could see that I was off-limits. I didn't know or care, I just wanted to get the hell away from there. I slightly quickened my pace.
The warehouse that I ended up at had a giant letter J graffitied on the door. I sighed, adjusted my bag, and walked inside, already ready to piss myself, which would be even worse, since I wasn't wearing panties. On the one hand, though, it would be the first male thing I've done in three months, since I'd be peeing standing up.
I knocked on the door, it opened, and two guys packing assault rifles motioned for me to come inside. I did, then my fear intensified significantly. The warehouse was pretty much dark, with only a few lights on, none of them illuminating the whole expanse of the building,so it looked much larger on the inside than it did on the outside. One of the two men led me to a chair in the center of the warehouse, and told me to sit down. Great. Now, if I were to piss myself, I wouldn't even have the luxury of standing up.
I looked down at the floor and saw some blood on the floor. Moved my leg a little and saw some on the chair, old and new, in both places. There came that urine I was waiting to start building up. Dammit.
"You're new," a voice said, an eerily calm voice, "and young, too. You can't be older than fifteen, sweetie." A chair was suddenly brought into the light, but only just.
I gulped, audibly, and said, "I'm sixteen, actually."
"Sixteen?" The voice whistled. "And you're pretty." Whoever it was sat down on the chair. I saw purple pants and gloves, but nothing else. "You remind me of someone I knew, when I was your age."
I gulped again, then sat the bag down in front of me. "Well... here's your latest delivery. They didn't tell me what it was, just where to go."
"They never tell you girls. I've seen a dozen of you, and none of them have ever known." He swung out a butterfly knife, and I didn't even need my spider-sense (betcha forgot I had one, didn't you? No. No, you didn't) to know that he planned on using it on me. "It's like... like telling a joke, but leaving out the punchline."
Even if I didn't need it, I was glad I had my spider-sense in this situation, because I swung my legs out of the way just as he was about to stab the knife into my knee. I hoped nobody saw my privates as I jumped out of the chair, but considering the only two people in the light were me and the weirdo in purple, I didn't think there was much trouble of that.
At least until the guys with guns dropped by, and I had the barrels of two automatic weapons pointed straight at my head. I was not telling my mom about this one.
The man in purple stood up, walked toward me, but I couldn't really see him, since he stuck to the heavy shadows. "You've got some fight in you. I like that." He clapped as he walked toward me.
"Good for you," I spat out. "Now, let me go. I did what I was told to do, nobody ever said anything about being stabbed in the knee by some crazy guy."
Mr. Purple Pants must have gotten right up to me, because somebody slapped me in the face before my spider-sense could warn me. "Don't call me that. Don't." I rubbed at my face. "You've got spunk, kid, so I'm gonna keep you around a little longer."
"This wasn't a part of the deal."
"Shoot that," he said, to one of his men. A muzzle flash lit up the room for a moment and the bag of guns that I delivered practically exploded. As the flash lit up the room, I caught sight of Mr. Purple Pants' face and realized that I've met guys who work for him before. He walked over to the bag and picked it up. "Tape recorder, huh? Which paper do you work for, sweetie?"
I didn't answer his question. Instead, I asked, "You sent a couple guys around last night to steal comic books, didn't you?"
He laughed, much like I expected he would. "Somebody's pretty good at what she does."
I hoped the two guys with the guns hadn't moved. I shot weblines at both of their guns and pulled them towards each other. By the grunting they made, I assume I hit my targets, but that's when he hit me. A kick to my shin knocked me to my knees. Why the hell wasn't my spider-sense working?
The man knelt down in front of me. "I'm willing to bet... Arachnya? Even in the dark, you're pretty obvious." He pressed his knife against my chin. "So, I'm gonna leave you alive. I'm gonna make you a message."
He stood up and walked into the light and I got a nice, full look at him. I was right. I knew why this guy wanted comic books that had the Joker in them. My lips quivering, I asked, "What's the message?"
He turned around, and I saw his face. He smiled, and said, "The punchline."
***
Anna Adamsen paced the floor of her source's apartment. She kept looking at the clock on her phone, knowing that Charlie was overdue. She looked over at her source, Ronny Miller, a forty-something man who had worked for the new gun runners on the block for about three months. He was sitting on the couch, watching the clock as anxiously as she was. If it weren't for the ridiculous amount of money he raked it working for the gun runners, she'd actually think he had a heart somewhere in there.
She was about to walk out the door when she heard a knock on it. She opened the door and saw two police officers standing in the hallway, one of them taking off his hat. "Ms. Anna Adamsen?" the one who took off his hat asked.
"Yeah?"
"We're here to escort you to Saint Mary's Memorial Hospital."
"Why?"
"Your friend, Charlotte? She was dropped off at the hospital an hour ago by a gray van. When she could finally talk, she asked for you."
Anna felt the color drain from her face. "I'll get my coat."
***
Timmy wanted the elevator to move faster. He couldn't tell if Mrs. Harkins wanted the same thing, but he assumed she was going out of her mind with worry. When the elevator doors finially opened, Ms. Adamsen was standing there. The tears in her eyes spoke volumes about what they were about to see. Oh, God, Charlie, please be okay... Tim thought.
It felt like time was slowing down as they walked toward the room where Charlie was. As soon as her mother saw her, she left the room, tears streaking down her cheeks. Tim managed to make his way into the room, but only just. He immediately turned to walk out before Charlie called his name. He walked over to her, and looked down at her in the hospital bed. Tears started falling down his cheeks as well.
Charlie was covered in dozens of cuts, though none on her face. Whoever had done this to her had left her face alone, maybe as some sort of message or something, Tim didn't know. Most of the spots that weren't cut were bruised, however, again, save her face. The only wound on her face was a single black eye. He took her hand and held on tightly. She groaned from the pain.
"Who did this, Charlie?" he asked, his voice low.
She closed her eyes, probably trying to stop tears of her own from seeping out. "He's a monster. He did this to me as a message to other heroes."
"Why?"
She coughed out, "A joke. That's all it was. I was just the punchline to a fucking joke."
"That's sick!"
"I know..." She coughed again. "The doctors say I'm gonna recover, but not quickly, and probably not psychologically."
"What else did he do to you?!"
She shook her head. "Nothing rapey, so don't worry about that. Just... the things he said, the slow way he dragged the knife across me..." He could tell that she couldn't stop the tears at all. "'What happens when a super hero and a psycho meet in a warehouse?'"
"Huh?"
"That was the joke. 'What happens when a super hero and a psycho meet in a warehouse?' The worst part was the punchline."
"You don't have to say anything else."
"No... I don't... because this," she motioned to her injured body, "was the punchline." He let her sob for awhile after that, and then she finally said, "Don't let my mom come in here. Not yet. Not until I've healed some. This was already too much for Ms. Adamsen, I don't want my mom to see me. Go find Frank, talk to him."
"Frank? That Seeker guy?"
"Yeah. He's got family in Larsen City, he should be able to track down leads pretty fast." She tried drying her tears but it didn't seem to be helping. "I wanna see that sonuvabitch suffer. Not because he did this to me, either, but because he's done this to a lot of girls."
"How many?"
"He said I was number fifty-four, and he handed me that," she pointed to a playing card on the table beside the bed. Tim took it and flipped it over.
A Joker.
***
Frank Holden didn't get many visitors on school nights, which was something he always prided himself in. He managed to maintain his grade point average because he had time to do his schoolwork before he threw on his costume and leapt around the city like a freak in spandex does when they're bored.
So, to his surprise, his mother called to him that he had a visitor, then he heard her tell the visitor where his room was. He told said visitor to come inside after they knocked on the door. The visitor was a guy his age, sort of average-looking, wearing a dark brown jacket that looked like it crawled right out of an Indiana Jones movie.
"Frank, right?" the guy asked.
"Yeah, wanna tell me how I can help you?"
He pulled a newspaper out of his jacket and tossed it on Frank's bed. His eyes widened in surprise.
"EAST CITY TEEN NEARLY MURDERED BY LARSEN CITY CRIME LORD!"
Underneath the headline was a picture of Charlie Harkins, covered in bandages and looking like complete and total crap.
"What the hell is this?!" he asked the guy in the jacket.
"Charlie sent me here. Well, actually, she sent me to find you, and I asked her mom where you lived." He pointed the way he came. "And I gotta tell you, it was damn near impossible to get here, too. I thought all that stuff about Luther being totally anti-white was crap. My girlfriend sends me here to find her friend, and I nearly get mugged every other alley." He reached into his back pocket. "And clearly it worked at some point."
Frank rolled his eyes. Didn't anybody ever see Die Hard With a Vengeance? "You said Charlie's your girlfriend? You that photographer she talks about?"
The guy nodded. "Yeah. Tim Saul. She told me all about how you two used to be a buddy act before you started splitting up and taking different parts of the city. And, her dad always made jokes about how I was her second boyfriend in two months."
Frank smiled. "Charlie and I never dated. So, what's she want me to do?"
Tim reached into his pocket and handed Frank a playing card with a joker on it. "She wants you to head over to Larsen City, use some of your family connections to find this guy, and beat the shit out of him for her."
"What? She thinks my family's a bunch of gang bangers over there, or something?"
"No, she was specifically talking about that cousin you've got in the Larsen City PD."
Frank raised an eyebrow. "I don't remember telling Charlie about her."
Tim shrugged. "She probably found out some other way."
Frank walked over to Tim and patted him on the back. "I'm doin' this for Charlie, y'know. Girl's been my friend since we both became Chosen. I owe that to her. She'd do the same for me. I'll drop by the hospital and talk to her."
Tim nodded. "Thanks. You need anything from me, just tell me."
"You just console your girlfriend while I'm out there beatin' the shit out of bad guys."
***
I laid there in bed, staring up at the hospital ceiling and hoping beyond hope that I didn't just send Frank out to die. I couldn't stop thinking about that damn guy, those purple clothes, that disgusting, disturbing grin on his face, the clown make-up.
The scars, extending out from his mouth into a permanent smile literally from ear to ear.
Whoever this guy was before, he had decided to pattern himself on the Joker, in every way, shape and form.
Which meant that he was one hundred percent batshit crazy, and sociopathic.
Absorption
I felt my hand close over Brandon's face and suddenly I saw things, memories. That time I was playing baseball in the backyard with the neighborhood boys, even though Mom told me not to. (No! That's Brandon's memory!) The time I almost lost my virginity to Max Peterson, even though I thought he was the weirdest boy in school. (I'm only fourteen, I've barely ever masturbated!) I stepped back from Brandon's lifeless body and fell on my ass. Why did I do that?!
I stood up and ran into the hallway, feeling a strange tug on my head. No, it wasn't strange, it was her, Ms. Morris. She was awake, she was watching what I was doing. She'd seen me kill Brandon.
Kill me? How could I kill myself? That didn't happen. (Stop it! That's Brandon talking through me, it's not real!) I rubbed at my temples to clear out the horrible confusion, but it wasn't helping. If only Korra hadn't decided to suck me dry, I'd be okay. (That's not me!) I shook my head. Brandon's consciousness was getting to me, more so than Steve's had. Why? I needed to go see Ms. Morris, she could tell me why I did that. I need to know.
I stumbled into Ms. Morris' room and saw her in front of the window, where I (Brandon!) had left her for the night. If she could move the muscles in her face, she'd probably look very disappointed with me right now.
Korra? What's the matter?
Who? Oh, wait, duh, me. My name is Korra, not Brandon, like I think it is, for some reason. I could barely speak anymore than a whisper. "I... I think there's something wrong with me."
What do you mean?
"I just... I killed Brandon, and I don't know why..." I sat down on the nearest piece of furniture. "I killed him, and I absorbed his powers and his memories... and it felt so good, and I didn't want to stop."
Korra, this is inexcusible. I can't have you living here if you're going to do this. You need to turn yourself in to the police and, and submit yourself to a nanocyte injection.
"No!" I stood up in a jolt, literally, there were jolts of electricity throughout the room, some of them coming close to Ms. Morris. "I'm not going to do that! I'll die!" Where had that thought come from?
No, you won't. The nanocytes will simply inhibit your powers, then you can get some help to calm the voices in your head. Brandon's voice. Steven's.
"Shut up, lady!" Steven said, though my mouth, my voice. Using my (Steven's) power, I started sinking Ms. Morris' chair into the floor. "You're not using those techno thingies to kill me!"
Steven, please, let Korra speak.
"No!"
Using my own (and I mean mine, nobody else's) kinetic thrusters, I floated toward Ms. Morris. "Please," I said, "don't let Steven make me do this..."
Steven's causing this?
"I don't know!"
Something punched me. It took me a second to realize it was my own fist. Great, I was hitting myself.
"Shut up, you little bitch!" Steven said. He turned me back toward Ms. Morris. "I'm gonna use Korra to take your powers, too, lady."
You don't have to do this, Steven.
"The hell I don't! You people made me this way, you made me go crazy!"
I shook myself out of it. "No!"
Steven again, "You did! All of you! Because you were afraid of me!"
My hand reached out toward Ms. Morris' face, and then I watched as Steven made me suck her bioelectricity out. Memories surged through my head, they filled me, and then I heard things. Things that I didn't want to hear, but that my brain forced me to hear. I closed my eyes, hoping to drive the images away. I covered my ears, hoping to block the sounds out. Neither one helped, though.
I saw things, things like my first girlfriend, Nancy Yaeger (No, those are Ms. Morris' memories, not mine!). Things like the time I was Chosen, and I realized that I couldn't feel my body anymore (I'm moving right now, why do I think I can't?). Things like when William Brand came and told me that he wanted me to run the school, help the young, dangerous Chosen (William Brand funds this place, really?).
And then it all stopped as I moved my hand away from the decaying face of Erica Morris. I felt stronger. I looked at the mirror across the room and saw that I appeared to have aged some. Good. Closer to my real age. (No! I'm fourteen, that's Steven!) It felt refreshing to be female again. Too bad my parents were dead. If they could only see their daughter now.
Korra's parents are still alive, though.
I smiled. Monica and Colin were both out gone for the week, I could raid Monica's clothes for something that fit better, then I'd go see dear sweet Mommy and Daddy. The lightning that surged between my fingers bore a red glow.
I smiled.
Inside, Korra screamed.
***
I blasted the door open with a bolt and watched Korra's parents cower in the corner. Mom had a wonderful look of pure horror on her face while Dad made damn sure that he came between Mom and I. (Stop this, Steven! Stop it!) I ignored her voice inside my head - well, technically, her own head - and made the ground burst through the floor and encase them.
"Hi, Mom, Daddy, how are things?" I asked, smiling at them. I walked over to them and knelt down. "It's been awhile."
Mom stuttered out, "Ko-ko-ko-kor-Korra? Wha-what's wrong with you?"
I stood up. "Call me Stephanie, now. I think it fits." Of course it fits. It was my name before I was Chosen, after all. (Stop, Steven!) Shut up, Korra! I shook my head to try and clear her out. Didn't exactly work, but it at least shut her up for the moment. "So, Mom, Daddy, how about we have a little talk?"
Dad spoke up, "Why are you doing this, Korra?"
I reached out and grabbed him by the chin. "I told you to call me Stephanie." I sent a jolt of electricity into his face. He jerked his head away. I just laughed. "Oh, Daddy, that's too bad." I stood up and walked over to the fridge. I looked at the stainless steel door and saw exactly what I didn't want to see.
Korra. Looking back at me.
"What the hell do you want?" I asked the reflection.
(How about you leave my parents alone?)
"Get lost. I don't wanna talk to you."
(I don't care what you want! I want my body back!)
I punched the fridge right in the reflection's face. "Shut your goddamn mouth!" Electricity surged around my fist, alternating between red and blue. I turned away from the fridge and back toward Mom and Dad. "It's time to have some fun." I walked toward them and time seemed to slow. I knew what it was I wanted to do, I wasn't gonna let that stupid little bitch tell me what to do. I grabbed Mom first, loosened the ground holding her down and picked her up by the neck. "So long, Mom."
(I'm so sorry...)
Mom's eyes widened. "Korra? You're not doing this?"
"What?" I asked.
She pushed away from me. "My daughter just spoke to me, in my head!"
I balled my hands into fists. "Cunt!" Electricity shot out from my body, hitting walls, bookshelves, chairs, doors. I grabbed Mom by the neck again. "That's the last time you'll talk to her!" I just squeezed. I was going to absorb them, but I was pissed. I squeezed as hard as I could, and the snap at the end was very satisfying.
(No!)
"Shut your goddamn mouth, Korra," I growled.
***
Steven's actions were getting me mad. He'd just killed my mom, snapped her neck just like that. I wanted to pummel him, I wanted to beat the crap out of him, I wanted to...
No, I didn't, these were his emotions running through me. Was it because he was controlling my body? I couldn't think very easily, things were getting messy. Why were they messy? Was it because Korra just murdered her mother? No, wait a minute, that's...
Dad! That freak bio leeched my dad!
I balled my hands into fists, and in my own brain, electricity shot out, hitting dozens of neurons.
***
And I was on my knees in my living room, my dad's body on the floor, obviously having been sucked dry, Mom's body a few feet away, her neck at an impossible angle. (Of course it is, you stupid bitch, she's dead.) I looked down at my hands and saw the blue electricity surging from them. I was back! I was in control again! Yes! I stood up quickly, wanting to cheer!
Then I remembered that my parents, Brandon and Ms. Morris were all dead.
"I have to get back..." I said aloud, to no one in particular. I ran out the door and hopped onto the nearest power line. I had to get back before Colin and Monica got home.
***
I pounded on the walls of Korra's mind, trying to rip them down. That bitch locked me away in her brain! How could she do that? I tried to use Bradon's power to rip the wall apart, but nothing happened.
"Of course you can't," a voice behind me said. I spun around and saw Korra standing there, arms crossed under her breasts. "The only powers you can use here are your own, Steve."
"How are you here?" I asked, not even realizing that my panicked voice was still Korra's.
She smirked. "The same way you are, we got sucked up by Korra's bio leech ability."
"But, you are Korra!"
She walked over to me and flicked me on the forehead. "No I'm not, stupid. You just see me as Korra, just like I see you as Korra, because we're both Korra, but we're not Korra."
"What the hell are you talking about?!" As I asked, a portion of the wall moved outward, grabbing my left wrist. Another section grabbed my right wrist, and I looked down to see that my feet were also encased by the wall. "Brandon?" I asked.
She punched me in the face. "Bingo!"
Another Korra appeared from nowhere. "We're all here, Steven," this one said, and I knew it just had to be Ms. Morris.
"Even Korra's dad?"
"No. Despite absorbing his memories, because her father wasn't a Chosen, he simply faded into nothing."
Brandon grabbed me by the throat. "Which is what we should do to you!"
Ms. Morris waved her off of me. "Please, Brandon. She's suffering enough just knowing that she's stuck in here with us."
***
I hopped off of the nearest power line and landed on the ground in front of the mansion, where I saw dozens of cop cars, sirens casting a flashing red glow over everything. Monica was standing in front of the mansion, a fiery glow in her eyes. I threw up a polarity wall just as the air in front of me exploded. How had I know to do that?
I didn't have time to answer that question, however, as I was suddenly up in the air. I looked to my left and saw Colin standing there, the same fiery glow in his eyes. Clearly, they knew what I'd - what St - no, what I'd done. I wasn't gonna make a corpse take the blame for what I'd done.
"Please, let me go?" I asked, hesitantly.
"Yeah, drop her, Colin," Monica said, anger in her voice. "Let her go so that I can blast her skull to pieces!"
"I can - " I was cut off by the fact that I was suddenly dropped from the air. I stood up and held my hands up in surrender. "I can explain this."
Monica grabbed me by the collar. "You can explain shit! You killed Brandon and Ms. Morris! Why?!"
My voice filled our heads. Calm down, Monica. This isn't Korra's fault.
Her eyes widened. "Are you trying to use Ms. Morris' power to get us to trust you?!"
No, she's not. It's me, speaking from inside a portion of Korra's mind. Brandon and Steven are here, as well.
Monica backed away. "No! I don't believe you!"
"I'm not doing that," I said.
***
"But I'm doing this," I said, and shot a bolt directly at Colin. He went flying right into one of the cop cars. I looked back toward Monica. "You really should have listened. Ms. Morris was telling the truth. We're all in here," I pointed to my head. "And you will be, too."
I made a step toward Monica, then something slugged me right in the face. I looked around for what it was, and saw Peter stop, arms crossed, smirk on his face. "Hey, there." I fired a bolt at him, but he moved out of the way faster than I could shoot him. I tried it again, but again, he moved. "Gonna havta do better than that, Stevie."
I was about to shoot at him again, but I was suddenly lifted off the ground again. I looked over at the cop car Colin had landed on and saw that he was standing again. "Shoot her!" he shouted to someone I couldn't see. I felt something prick my skin, then felt the shock of more voltage than I could produce surging through me. It didn't take much to knock me cold.
***
Monica walked over to me and waved her hand in my face. "Korra or Steve?"
I sat up and rubbed at my head. "If I was Steven, I'd lie about it anyway. But either way, I'm Korra." I stood up and pulled the taser prongs. "I'm so glad that worked."
She patted me on the shoulder. "Hey, Ms. Morris has never lied to us before. You okay?"
I shook my head. "No. I killed Brandon and Ms. Morris. I did that." I looked over at Monica's aunt. "You have something to take care of that, right?"
Captain Montoya nodded her head. "Yeah, kid. We'll take you to the station and shoot you up with some of Knight's nano-whatevers."
Monica smiled weakly. "Nanocytes, Aunt Holly."
The humor was appreciated, even if it wasn't helping anything.
***
I sat in the cell, waiting for the minutes to slowly, painfully, tick by until I got my injection. I wanted them to hurry up. Every second I still had my powers was a second that Steven could take control of me and use me to escape. I looked down at my stupid Mickey Mouse watch and waited, waited, waited.
Finally, I heard footsteps coming toward me. I heard those HARP guys shout something at whoever it was, but I wasn't paying attention to them. Two cops stopped in front of my cell, one of them with the keys, the other with the syringe. The one with the keys opened the door while and then the other one walked in. "Sorry to do this, kid," he said, and I saw real concern in his eyes.
"Just, please get it over with," I said.
He was about to stick the syringe in my arm, but he stopped when his partner said, "I don't think that's necessary." A sudden electrical attack - not from me, I might add - fried the cop. The other cop, holding a ball of blue electricity in his hand, stepped forward and took his hat off. "Korra Reston, I presume?" He bowed in front of me. "My name's not important, so my friends have taken to calling me the Benefactor."
I slid across the cot to move closer to the wall. "Monica told me about you... and... Harmony Sprite mentioned you, Knight said."
He smiled. "Ms. Morris's memories have served you very well." He stepped over the body of the other cop. "Just wait until you can control all those memories, all those gifts."
"Is that your gift? Giving people control?"
He was still smiling. "On the contrary. I have many gifts, much like you. It's because I'm like you that I'm taking a special interest in you. You don't need to lose your gifts, you simply need some help controlling a very specific power, you need help quieting the voices in your head." He leaned closer to me. And I can help you do it, his voice said, in my head. He gently brushed my cheek with his hand. "So, Korra, you interested?"
Across the River, Part One
My friends among the group always asked me, "Why Batman?" They've wanted to know why, of all the normal human heroes in comics, I picked Batman to base myself off of, and I never gave them an answer. I couldn't give them an answer. There was one, but it wasn't one that even I knew yet. I liked it that way. It kept me looking for answers as opposed to knowing them all. The only one that actually seemed to know anything about me aside from my public image was Angel, thanks to her gifts. I liked that that way, too. The less people who knew my secrets, the better.
I looked down upon Larsen City and heard what I always heard: blaring sirens, honking horns, unfriendly shouts, exclamatory gunshots. There wasn't a night that went by that I didn't hear these things. Some people considered them a constant, that they'd always be there, but I didn't see that. I saw a time when Larsen City could be close to crime free, a time that the city hasn't seen since the first few years after its founding.
I pulled my grapple gun from my utility belt and fired a line at the nearest building. I swung down, around the building, and landed on another, this one shorter, closer to the ground. I was following the sound of the sirens. They were close. Another grapple, another building, another swing, I landed on a different building, again closer to the ground.
It was about this time that I realized I wasn't alone in my trek. I saw a lone figure jumping from rooftop to rooftop, no equipment necessary. Seeker, if ever I could tell anyone. I fired my grapple in his direction and landed on a rooftop just as he did, surprising the teenaged super hero. I gathered my cape around me and stared the boy down.
"Hey, man, I'm not lookin' for trouble. I'm here on business."
I smiled. "I'm a businessman myself. You're an East City costume, what are you doing here? Looking for him?" I pulled a Joker playing card out of a pouch on my belt and tossed it down.
Seeker picked up the card. "How'd you know?"
"There's not a lot I don't know."
He walked toward me. "Look, the Batman crap is cool and all, but nobody can do that kinda stuff in real life. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a friend who had the shit beat out of her that I need to go help."
"Ms. Harkins isn't going anywhere, Mr. Holden."
Seeker slouched. "You just know everything, don't you?"
"I told you, not a lot that I don't. Ms. Harkins was lucky, that much I'll tell you. He doesn't usually show that much restraint. I've seen the photographs of the others. I'll spare you the nightmares."
I saw the look on his face and knew that I'd done the right thing, keeping the kid out of that loop. Most of the girls that this guy has killed have barely been recognizable. I didn't like to think of the photos myself.
"If you know so much about us, what do you know about him?" he asked me.
"He leaves Joker cards everywhere. The warehouse that everyone assumes he operates out of is almost always empty. I checked it out once, no one's there most of the time. I did a stakeout, all he did was operate out of a different warehouse. He's extremely good at whatever it is he does. The girls he's killed are all similar, no older than seventeen and no younger than fourteen. White, Asian, Hispanic, that's all he asks for, it seems."
"Does he have a name?"
"Not a real one, that anyone can figure out. He doesn't even have an alias. He's so secretive, very few people know as much about him as I do."
"Who's seen him?"
"His men, who are so loyal to him that they won't give him up even under intense pressure, and the girls he's killed. Ms. Harkins is the only one who can positively identify him, and she's in so much pain that the mere thought of him is psychologically traumatic."
Seeker walked over to the edge and knelt down. "So, trying to find this guy is like fighting an uphill battle inside of a tire, right?"
I smiled. "Good analogy."
"So, what do we do?"
"We?"
He stood up. "I made a promise to Charlie that I'd stop this guy, so if you're going after him, and I'm going after him, who's to say a little Dynamic Duo action isn't in our future?"
I walked over to him. "You're not old enough, kid. Head back to East City and do what you do over there." I walked to the edge of the building, shot out a grapple line, and swung out to another building, following the direction of the ever-increasing sirens. Something big was going down.
***
Frank Holden took the elevator to the third floor, where Charlie was, and found room 314. He knocked on the door as he walked in and saw her, covered in bandages from the neck down. He felt his blood boiling, seeing her this way. Charlie Harkins was a good person, she didn't deserve this. I'm gonna get that sonuvabitch for you, Charlie, don't worry.
"Hey!" she coughed out. He could tell that talking seemed like a strain for her. "I'm glad you showed up."
He tried to smile, for her sake, but he almost couldn't. "I had to come see you. Your boyfriend told me what happened."
She coughed again. "I was all over the paper that I work for. Wouldn't have been long before you found out, even if I hadn't sent him."
Frank sighed. "What do you remember about the guy?"
"Timmy? He's five-foot-eight, light brown hair, green eyes, and when he kisses my - "
He cleared his throat. "That's enough. I don't need to hear about that crap."
She smiled, weakly, and coughed out a laugh. "I was gonna say lips."
"I know what you were gonna say, I said it plenty enough when I was still your gender." He sighed again. "Not the boyfriend, the other guy?"
"Oh. Him. I..." Her lips quivered, and he saw tears streak down her cheeks. "I don't..." She tried blinking away the tears, but Frank could tell it wasn't working. "I can't talk about him..."
He sat down. "Sorry. He said this would be tough for you to talk about."
"He who?"
"Knight. I ran into him before I came here." He leaned back. "Unfortunately, according to him, you're the only one who can describe this guy."
She shook her head, groaned a little. "No, I'm not."
He bound from the chair. "Who else?"
"You've seen The Dark Knight, haven't you?"
***
Angel hovered above the building she knew that Seeker would arrive at. She giggled to herself. A lot of people have been expecting him today, and he didn't know why. She landed on the building and looked down upon the city. It was different from East City, though it held its own charm. Her only regret right now was that she had to leave, soon. She was needed elsewhere, outside of both East and Larsen Cities.
Luckily, her gifts would not be wasted where she was going.
Seeker landed at the other edge of the building and stopped short of accidentally falling off the roof when he saw her. She sighed. That reaction was not uncommon, when someone didn't expect to see her. She walked over to him and helped him to his feet, then smiled. "I'm sorry about that. If it helps, you're not the first person that's happened to."
He looked at her strangely. "I know you, don't I?"
She nodded. "I do. I helped you when you were injured by the Benefactor's robot."
He nodded slowly. "Yeah... Hey, I was in a pretty bad way then, and you healed me. You could heal Charlie - uh, Arachnya - right?"
She sighed. She knew this was coming. "Yes, I can, but I can't."
He snarled, "Why?"
She placed a hand on his forehead, closed her eyes, then opened them again. To the casual observer, her eyes were glowing white, as were Seeker's. Inside their minds, however, was a completely different story. Inside their combined minds, they weren't on the roof of a building, they were floating above a large black space. Undefined ovals orbited around them, each looking like some sort of mid-fifties TV image. One of them held the conversation that Frank had just had with Charlie, another appeared to be the one he'd had with Knight, but his clothes were different, and yet another appeared to be him staring down the bastard who had assaulted Charlie, Frank's hands on his throat.
"Where the hell are we?" he asked.
Angel had to remember that not everyone saw this place as she did. She simply hoped that their combined minds saw something similar. "This is a repository. Every event, past, present and multiple futures exist here." She pointed to the one with Frank choking the man. "This one is where we're headed right now, if nothing changes. You'll kill him, and Charlotte will be very thankful."
"What does this have to do with healing Charlie?"
She smiled. "This one," she pulled a different oval toward them, "is a potential future, should I use my power to heal your friend." Frank gasped in horror at the image before him: Charlie's mangled corpse, tossed like a rag doll over top of her father's headstone. "I'm sorry, but this is the best possible outcome, if I heal her."
"What the hell are you talking about?!"
"Every action has a consequence, every consequence has a reaction, every reaction has an outcome, and every outcome leads to a future. If I heal Charlotte now, before this man is taken care of, then she'll die. As I said, this is the best outcome in that situation, and all you're seeing is the aftermath. If I were to tell you about the events leading up to that outcome, you'd beg me to help her die right now, as it would be significantly more peaceful."
He balled his hands into fists. "And if you don't heal Charlie?"
She put her hand on his shoulder. "Then she lives, and everything turns out the way it should. I can't heal Charlotte because it would lead not only to her death, but to a global cataclysm that would tear the fabric of reality apart. As it stands now, the world is on the way to true peace. This sounds cold, but a little suffering for her now is the only way to help everyone and everything in the future."
He pushed past her and walked toward some of the other ovals. "You're damned right it sounds cold. She's in a hospital bed right now, feeling as though she's been raped in every way that's not physical, and you're telling me that there's nothing anyone should do about it!"
Angel sighed. "On the contrary, you're doing exactly what you should be doing, going after him."
"I don't even know where to find him."
She smiled. "You will. You'll find a clue soon. Don't worry." She closed her eyes again, and the world around them returned to normal. "I need to leave now, Francis. I'll see you some other time."
He sat down on the edge of the building. "Where are you going? Somewhere to help someone else?"
"Pine Ridge, as a matter of fact. There's a Chosen there who's a bit unsure of his path, or, perhaps, a bit too excited about his possibilities." She flapped her angel wings and propelled herself upward, but before she flew away, she looked back down at him and said, "Your first move should be to find Knight. After that, your path should become clear."
***
The police were engaged in a firefight when I arrived at the scene. Several goons inside the house were firing away with automatic weapons, while the cops had to fight back with handguns. It didn't seem fair. I landed on the roof of the house and kicked open a hole from a weakened portion of the shingles. I landed on the top floor and threw one of my rope boomerangs around the nearest goon's legs. I pulled, dropping him face first into the floor and unconsciousness.
Two other goons were in the room, one of them a trigger happy maniac that was enjoying himself too much on the police, the other a more sensible man who realized that one of his chances for cover fire was just taken down. He spun around just in time to see my boot connect to his face. The other goon finally realized what was going on just as he was reloading. I took my chance and rammed my shoulder into his gut, forcing him to drop the assault rifle. I pulled handcuffs from my belt and cuffed him to the nearest pipe just before I threw the rifle out the window.
Now to get the ones on the first floor. I found a hole in the room just to the right and slipped through it, directly on top of a goon who was about to head upstairs for something. I threw a boomerang blade into the leg of another goon, bringing him to his knees, and then heard the sound of automatic weapons go silent. There were still two more goons, but they were done shooting the cops. They were going to come after me, next.
Or, at least, that's what I thought they were going to do. I slowly entered the next room and saw Seeker puting the finishing touches on the last two goons, using zip-ties to cuff them. I wasn't exactly pleased to admit that the kid hadn't done a bad job.
"What are you doing here?" I asked him.
He shrugged. "You're going after the guy who roughed up Charlie, I'm going after the guy who roughed up Charlie, and I know we're going to find some leads, soon."
I sighed. "How do you know this?"
He smiled. "Angel told me. She told me we're gonna havta work together on this."
Of course. Leave it to her to make my job that bit more complicated by working with a teenager. This kid is the very reason I bankrolled Erica Morris, but, granted, that little endeavor wasn't entirely paying off, after the situation with Muck. "And where is Angel now?"
"She said she was going to Pine Ridge."
Of course, again. That one. Pretty interesting case. I sighed. "Fine, you want to work with me, you follow my orders and don't get in my way, understand?"
He walked toward me. "I'm not here to get in anybody's way, man, I'm here to help Cha - Arachnya. You don't have to worry about me getting in your way."
I nodded. "Fine. You deliver these men to the police, and then we'll meet on top of Brand Tower. You'll know me when you see me." I walked into the other room, jumped back up to the second floor, then back through the hole I made in the roof, then I grappled away.
I landed on the roof of a building some ways away and pulled out one of the Joker cards I'd taken from one of the corpses. No DNA, no fingerprints, no nothing. Whoever he was, there was nothing on that card that could identify him. I was good with forensics, I could find things that cops couldn't, and I couldn't find anything about this guy anywhere on these cards. The guy was disturbingly good at what he did.
I put the card away and sighed again. Angel wouldn't have put the kid and I together if it wasn't for the greater good, that much I knew. I didn't like it, but that didn't change the fact that it had to happen. Besides, the kid was harmless enough. One wrong move, I'd inject him with nanocytes and take away his powers. Not something I'd ever want to do to a hero, but if the need ever arose, I'd do what I needed to do.
I shot another grapple line and made my way toward my building. If I was right, Seeker would already be there.
***
Frank walked around Mr. Brand's office and had to admit, he was pretty impressed with how the rich lived. For whatever reason he was there, he was enjoying himself. He walked over to the fully stocked bar and laughed at the variety of brands of alcohol. Rich folks really do get the best stuff. Wonder how Knight knows this guy.
"Don't touch that," Knight said, suddenly behind him. Frank spun around and saw the Batman wannabe walking away from the window. The butler that had let Frank in walked up to Knight with a tray that contained a single champange glass. "You're not old enough."
"I've had beer before, man."
Knight took a drink. "This is stronger. Besides, neither one of us can afford to be intoxicated right now."
Frank shrugged. "Whatever. So, what are we doin' here? Does this Brand guy know we're here?" Knight took another drink, then smiled. He reached up, pulled off his mask, and then Frank understood. "Oh, you're friggin' kidding me. You're more of a Batman ripoff than I thought you were!"
William Brand gave him an annoyed look. "I didn't claim to be anything less. People couldn't put two and two together in comic books, turns out life imitating art isn't so strange a phenomenon after all." He tossed several cards on the desk, all Jokers. "You're ability is a sort of ground-based sonar, correct?"
Frank shrugged. "Yeah, why?"
"What if I told you it was more like a high-intensity radar?"
"How would you know that?"
"Angel told me. She can do that sort of thing."
"Okay, so it's a radar, what about it?"
He tapped the cards. "Forensics can't find any traces of the guy on these cards, despite the fact that we know he handled them himself."
"So what?"
"Military radars have something called IFF, Identify Friend or Foe." He tossed Frank one of the cards. "Tap into your ability, learn something about these cards. Maybe it'll fine tune that radar of yours to the point where you can track him if you get close enough."
***
If there was one thing that Dave Forrest could handle, it was working for somebody who gave him simple orders. When he was overseas in Afghanistan, he was given simple orders, and never once got in any trouble with his superiors. When he came home, was passed over for a dozen different security jobs because they didn't need someone with his skillset, he turned to the police department. Lucky him, Larsen City PD was short on officers, so he got the job.
Dave preferred the simple orders, like standing guard over a patient in a hospital. The Harkins girl was being quiet enough. Granted, he'd seen what happened to her, she probably didn't want to say or do anything. He had a lot of empathy for her. He'd seen his fellow soldiers do things in Afghanistan, things that would make that poor girl scream in her sleep.
As a matter of fact, that's exactly what she was doing. He spun around and saw her violently shaking in the bed. He rushed inside and tried to hold her down, make sure she didn't accidentally hurt herself more by tearing open any of the sealing wounds. He grabbed his cuffs and just managed to get her left hand cuffed to the bed when his face was suddenly covered by something sticky. He fell back, landing in a chair. He tried to pull the gunk off his face, but the stuff wasn't coming off, whatever the hell it was.
He heard two nurses run in, one of them running over to the girl, the other one was helping him get the gunk off his face. Eventually, between the two of them, they managed to pull the sticky substance off of his face, but his face stung something awful. He looked over at the Harkins girl and saw she was calmed down now. The other nurse was holding a syringe.
"What'd you do?" he asked, coughing. He hadn't realized it, but his airways had been blocked by the gunk.
"Tranquilizer. It took a dose most people can't live through, but she's breathing normally."
He looked at the nurse who'd helped him. "What was that stuff?"
She held up the remains of the gunk. "It... looks like spider webs."
Dave worked to catch his breath. "Spider webs? Where'd it come from?"
The nurse with the syringe. "It looks like... it came from her," she said, holding up a line that led from the girl's wrist to the gunk the other nurse was holding.
"What the hell?" he said aloud to no one at all.
***
I watched the kid as he intensively stared at the cards. Maybe it was a waste of time. The kid only just learned about this fraction of his abilites, from me, it could take him some time to hone it. I was wrong to assume the kid would be a natural right away. I took another sip of brandy and turned toward the window. "How's it coming?" I asked.
He made a weird noise, then said, "Well, I'm getting a weird feeling now."
I spun around. "What kind of feeling?"
He shook his head. "I dunno. It's like a weird sensation, kinda like..."
"Like what?"
"You ever put a magnet beside a compass? The needle always points in the direction of the magnet, no matter which way is north?"
"Everybody's done that, kid."
"Well... There's this weird pulling sensation I feel," he pointed in a direction roughly southwest of the building, "coming from that way."
I looked out the window, direction southwest. "Anything more?"
He shook his head. "No, just that direction. Nothing but that."
I nodded. "At least we know which direction to look in. Maybe, once we get closer, that radar of yours will start to close down on him."
He nodded back. "Maybe we can actually catch this Joker."
I took another sip. "What?"
"That's what Charlie called him. She said he was just like the guy Heath Ledger played in The Dark Knight, y'know, the - "
***
" - joker, you here me? You're a real freakin' joker!" The man across the room from him shouted,as if he couldn't hear. He didn't mind. People were always shouting. He was used to it, even though he much preferred laughter.
And soon, 'The Roach' Lacasto would be laughing until he cried blood.
But he didn't suggest his plans in any way. In fact, if anyone were to look at him, they'd see a slightly deranged looking man wearing purple clothes and clown make-up with his hair dyed green and a Glasgow smile stitched across his face. He looked every bit like the Joker that the late Heath Ledger portrayed in Chris Nolan's famous The Dark Knight, having patterned himself on the character. He'd been asked why by his subordinates on several occasions, but he didn't feel like telling them.
In fact, he didn't feel at all. A side-effect of an accident when he was younger. The man who would grow up to be the real world version of the Joker hadn't felt anything emotional in many years, save a sort of sadistic joy whenever he killed someone. He'd garnered a reputation as a laughing maniac even before he decided to model himself on a comic book villain. It didn't hurt that everyone who'd ever crossed him had died with smiles on their faces.
Lacasto crossed the one lit spot in the room and grabbed the man called the Joker by the collar. "You're a sick prick, y'know that? You think we'd deal with you?"
The Joker calmly, slowly, grabbed Lacasto's wrists and pulled his hands off. "I don't remember exactly when I said you had a choice." He pushed Lacasto away. "Ever since the costumes showed up, Big Mike was killed, and Hammond went under, you're running out of people to do business with. You haven't gotten your products." He pointed out the window. "I control all the guns on this side of the city, on this side of the River, in fact."
"You're also a goddamn freak."
The Joker did his best to remain calm. He was good at that. "I'm a man of finer tastes. It's the one thing you New Age mob bosses don't get anymore." He reached under his suit jacket and drew his handgun. "You think that shooting people and paying off cops is all you need to do, when the world's gotten a lot stranger." He put the barrel of his gun right up against Lacasto's temple. "Tell you what, you'll get your products, all your drugs and your guns and your fake casino chips that you like to screw people over with, and I just get one thing."
Lacasto audibly gulped. "What's that?"
The Joker smiled. "Free reign to do whatever I want, using your people." He lowered his handgun, returned it to its holster, and drew his butterfly knife. "As a matter of fact. Your people, work for me now." He placed the blade of his knife directly in Lacasto's mouth. "Tell 'em, Roach. Tell 'em what I want to hear."
Lacasto's eyes widened in the most exquisite horror the Joker had ever seen. He tilted his head back and broke out into laughter.
***
Anna Adamsen sat at the desk. Not her own, but her photographer's. She picked through the many photographs Charlie had taken since coming to work for the Brigade, and laughed at how many pictures of Arachnya the kid could take while wearing her costume. At least none of them look like selfies, she thought. She sighed. Hopefully, she'd heal up and come back soon. Anna didn't like going to work without seeing the girl that had almost become a kid sister to her.
She heard the door open and looked up to see Tim walk in, backpack slung over one shoulder. He had a gloomy look on his face. "Hi, Ms. Adamsen."
"What's the matter, kiddo?"
He sighed. "Well, my girlfriend's in a hospital in Larsen, so I can't go see her every day."
"It's a two hour drive from here, Tim, you can go see her."
"No, my mom doesn't want me going over there. She's afraid the guy who did what he did to Charlie is somehow gonna know I'm her boyfriend and try to take me out, too." He sat down in his chair. "I'm only allowed to go when she drives me over there."
Anna put her hand on Tim's shoulder. "Sorry, kid."
He shook his head. "Naw, I'm okay. I called her yesterday. She said she was feeling a little better, but she still wouldn't talk about him. I didn't mind, I didn't want her to feel worse than she already does physically."
"And that super hero friend she sent you to?"
"I found him, I told him. He said he'd help."
Anna sighed in relief. "At least there's somebody working on it."
From out on the floor, she heard Barry yelling for her. She sighed again, this time in annoyance. She had to go to work. She opened the door and saw the majority of the other reporters hurrying to get their stuff. "Adamsen, get out to that hospital Charlie's at!"
"What's going on?"
"She nearly suffocated a cop with spider's webbing, and I want every one of our team out there!"
Anna looked at Tim, heard him gulp, and then did the same.
***
I could barely keep up with the kid. Jumping was in this kid's blood, clearly. He cleared six buildings with one leap all the while I had to grapple-line my way just to make half his distance. Hero envy wasn't in my blood, however. I never once thought this would be easier if I was a Chosen like him. Besides, I liked my dick.
As I cleared the sixth building, I doubled back. Seeker was standing on the roof of the building, looking out at warehouse. It wasn't the same one I knew the Joker operated out of. It wasn't the one the Joker was never at unless he was killing someone. Maybe this was the one he called home.
"What is it?" I asked him.
"I'm getting this vibe, coming from that warehouse." He turned to me. "He's not there, though, but he's been there, recently."
"Recently?"
"Yeah." He closed his eyes, then opened them again. "There's somebody else though, they're not moving."
"Not moving?"
"Yeah. I think they're dead."
I shot a look back at him. "Male or female, can you tell?" He shook his head. "We're going in."
I shot a grapple line at the building and let the grapple carry me toward the building. I made the hook detatch as I arrived at the wall, and landed on the sidewalk in front of the building. Seeker landed beside me, ready to burst into the building. I waved him down, then slowly opened the nearest door. I slid in quietly, motioned for him to follow, and then slipped my night-vision headset over my eyes. The large main room was completely empty, save for one thing.
A corpse.
I looked around for a power box with the light switch, but didn't see it. Must have been in the control room. I made my way in that direction, but then my eyes were flooded with intense light. I pulled off the headset and looked toward Seeker, who had found the power box. He was smiling. I was scowling. Stupid kid.
I walked over by the corpse and knelt down. The Roach. Figures. He was probably headed down this road anyway, what with Big Mike dead and Hammond in jail. I pressed a button on my belt, which sent out a signal that only police radios could pick up. It was tied to a GPS locater, which relayed my current address to the police.
The lights suddenly went off. I promptly stood up, was about to slip my headset back on, but there was no need. Two dozen spotlights lit up from the ceiling, focusing directly on Seeker and I. The control room light was on, now, a lone figure backlit.
Obviously, the Joker.
His voice filled the warehouse, probably from speakers that I hadn't noticed, much like the spotlights. I felt like a goddamn fool. "Good evening, Knight. Funny, huh? Evening? Knight?" He laughed for a few seconds. "It's nice to finally meet you, I'm sorry it couldn't be face-to-face."
"It will be," I said, "don't worry."
I heard a clapping sound. "Oh, I know, I know! I've got so many questions to ask you when we do! Actually, I'll ask one now, with such tight costumes, is it ever a pain in the crotch?" He laughed again. "Oh, well. I'm going to have to leave, now. I've got business to attend to with the Russian, but I've left some friends in there with you." I looked around and saw men coming towards us from all around, each one with a hostage. "I'd be careful about those hostages, if I were you. I snagged 'em from a church retreat, of all places! You'll probably be learning more about that from tomorrow's papers, if you live, that is." The light from the control room shut off, and so did the spotlights.
Great.
I slipped my night-vision headset back on and glanced around at the guns and the hostages. This was gonna be a tough one. "Can you fight?" I asked Seeker.
"Yeah. I can pick each one of 'em out. You ready?"
I smiled. "Of course."
***
Dave kept hearing an address being relayed over his radio, but he ignored it, mostly paying attention to the gathering sea of reporters, TV corespondents, cameramen, photographers, sound people, and everything in between. They were crowding the space outside of Harkins' room, each one trying to use their first amendment rights to break into the girl's room and get a statement from her about what had happened earlier.
He sighed. He wished he hadn't reported it to the station, now. Of course there was gonna be some news guy with a police scanner listening, who would relay the information to his people, and there were always people from the other news places crowding around their competitors, trying to get a scoop out first. He was happy he hadn't gone into journalism after coming home from Afghanistan.
Thank God there's a couple nurses in there with Harkins now, otherwise she may never get any care, what with all these bastards out here. Stupid, stupid, stupid mistake, calling that in. I shouldn't have done it.
He grabbed his radio. "Officer requesting assistance, St. Mary's Memorial, third floor, room three-fourteen." He sighed. He turned back to the crowd. "Please! Please! Calm! Down! Ms. Harkins isn't taking visitors right now!"
From somewhere down the hall, a man shouted, "Shut up, everybody!" Dave saw a man with gray hair, a similarly gray mustache, smoking a cigar making his way through the crowd. Behind him was another group of reporters, primarily an attractive woman wearing purple and a boy about Harkins' age. "My name is Barry Brindleson! I'm the editor and owner of the Daily News Brigade, and that girl in there is my photographer!" Brindleson, the woman and the boy walked up to Dave. "I have permission from the girl's mother that only the three of us are to be allowed in there, okay?" He pulled a paper out of his pocket. "Signed and everything."
Dave nodded. "You three can go in." He turned back to the crowd. "Anyone else tries to slip in with them, my weapon will be drawn, and I will not hesitate to fire! This girl is a minor, and her mother is the only one who can authorize entry!"
***
He couldn't see Knight, but Seeker could feel him, just like he could feel the gunmen and the hostages. He felt something... strange, though, like something was off about the whole situation. If the Joker had really kidnapped a whole church group, why hadn't they seen anything about it on the news before?
He didn't have time to think about that. He ran for the closest gunman and pulled the hostage away from him, then kicked the bad guy straight in the gut, sending him flying. Bullets whizzed by, and Seeker could feel those, too. Knight's knowledge about his powers had truly kicked them into high gear, he almost felt like he could feel planes flying in the air.
He heard the next gunman practically throw his hostage to the ground. He heard a distinctly male grunt come from what he remembered to be a female hostage. He knocked the gun out of the gunman's hand, then hit him with a right cross, knocking him unconscious.
Seeker immediately ran over to the hostage and just as immediately felt a gun against his temple. "Clever, kid," the female hostage said. He was obviously a chain smoker. Seeker punched him in the face and ripped the gun from his hand just as the overhead lights came back on. He looked over and saw Knight standing by the box with the light switch. He was smiling.
"Good work. The hostages were fake. We'd have seen something about it on the news, or I'd have heard something over the radio."
Seeker stood up. "When did you figure it out?"
"About three seconds after the lights went out. I'd taken down three of them, but only one 'hostage' drew their gun."
Seeker sighed, walked over to Knight. "So, what next? Where do you think the Joker went?"
Knight shook his head. "He didn't go anywhere. He was never here." He pointed up at the control room. "That shadow up there never once moved, despite the fact that he was laughing and clapping. We would have seen that. He lured us here, for something. We're gonna comb this place over until we find out what it is."
Seeker nodded.
***
Tim was happy to be in Charlie's room, even if he wasn't alone with her. Mr. Brindleson, Ms. Adamsen and three nurses were all in the room with them. He was mainly just happy to be the hell out of that crowded hallway. He'd never seen so many people crowded into one area, it was crazy.
All because Charlie had a little accident.
Charlie waved to them with her one less-injured arm. "Hey, guys!"
Mr. Brindleson walked over to her and unfolded a copy of the East City Coast, a tabloid. "Kid, see this?" He handed her the paper. "Every paper is runnin' this story, about you. Tabloids, junk small town papers, and first class news outlets like us. Now, tell me the truth, kid, are you?"
The headline read:
"EAST CITY TEEN ACCIDENTALLY REVEALS HERSELF AS ARACHNYA?"
Tim wanted to grab that paper, rip it apart, and swear on a stack of Bibles that it wasn't true. Even though he knew that it was.
Charlie sighed. "If I say yes, will you promise not to fire me?"
Mr. Brindleson raised an eyebrow. "What?"
"Well, the super hero business is kinda non-profit, my mom's been losing hours at work, and my paycheck is pretty much the only thing that keeps us our apartment since my dad's pension hasn't kicked in yet."
"So, it's true?"
"Well, yeah. It's kinda hard to ignore, since I accidentally webbed up that cop earlier."
"And you didn't tell us?"
Charlie looked like she was about to burst into laughter. "Sorry, Mr. Brindleson, but you gotta admit, that's a pretty stupid question. It's a super hero's job to keep a secret identity, after all."
Mr. Brindleson sighed. "Look, kid, this ain't something we can just ignore, okay? A super hero working for us for so long, your pictures being so connected to Arachnya stories... If we're lucky, there won't be lawsuits slapped on us for anything."
"Lawsuits?" Tim asked.
Ms. Adamsen answered, "Think of all the exclusives we've gotten simply because Charlie was in the 'right place' at the 'right time'. Most of her standalone scoops came from her out being Arachnya."
"So, wait," Charlie said, "they can actually sue the paper for everything I've done? Wait, who would sue the paper for what I've done? Gustav Hammond? I was in his office when I took that picture of him, Big Mike and the Roach, and not in costume, I might add."
Ms. Adamsen nodded. "That's true, chief."
Mr. Brindleson waved his hands in a calm down motion. "Look, we can't worry about that kind of stuff today." He turned to Charlie. "You okay with us taking you public? There's no goin' back from that."
She shrugged. "What else can you do? I can't exactly hide after what I did, so either I go down as a public super hero, or a pariah. You want an interview right here, right now?"
Mr. Brindleson sighed. "Okay, but I'm not doin' it." He looked around the room, his eyes landed on Tim. "You, get over here. You're officially promoted to part-time reporter, your first assignment is to interview your girlfriend, East City's first public super hero."
Tim heard himself gulp. Great. This is gonna be fun.
***
THE NEXT DAY:
The Joker tossed one of the local papers on the arm of the chair and laughed. He'd gotten it right, alright. That girl he'd had his fun with really had been Arachnya. He reached into pocket and retrieved his phone. "Yeah, boss?" his man answered.
"That reporter for Channel Seven, bring him to the funhouse."
"Uh, which one, boss?"
He shrugged, though the man couldn't hear that over the phone. "Don't really care, I just want a reporter." He hung up and smiled. This is gonna be fun, he thought.
***
I stood near the stage as the journalists and reporters assembled nearby. There were almost a hundred people in attendance. Poor kid. I felt sorry for her, being outed the way she was. When the hospital director walked onto the stage, everyone quieted down.
"Good morning, everyone." He grasped the sides of the podium. "You've all ready the story running through the papers about Ms. Harkins. Those reports are, indeed, true. Ms. Harkins is the East City hero known as Arachnya."
A hand shot up immediately. "Does that mean that she was involved in her father's murder weeks ago?"
Another hand: "Has she been exploiting her powers to benefit her newspaper?
Another: "Where did she get these powers?"
And another: "Why did the criminal known as the Joker injure but not kill her?"
That question intrigued me. How did this journalist know that name? I stepped forward, onto the stage. I needed to have a look at that journalist.
The director pointed at the journalist. "Excuse me, what did you call the criminal?"
"He's called the Joker, y'know, like from the Batman movies."
The director waved his hand. "I'm sorry, I can't answer that question. Now, the first one..."
I stepped up to the podium. "I'm sorry, ladies, gentlemen, but some of these questions can't be answered right now. There will be another press conference in a few days, perhaps Ms. Harkins will be able to attend, and then - "
I was cut off by another voice coming up the stage. "These questions and more will be answered soon, ladies and gentlemen." I turned and saw a very plain-looking man in a business suit standing there, ready to shake my hand. Instead, I simply stepped away from the podium. He nodded, smiled, and stepped up to the podium. I saw the pin on his lapel and gritted my teeth.
HealAll.
"Ladies, gentlemen, my name is Kennedy, I work for HealAll Pharmaceuticals. Many of our brands adorn your shelves, I'm sure. As I'm also sure, you're all aware that we've provided many services and technologies for St. Mary's Memorial, and we have a much more vested interest in Ms. Harkins' case."
"Interest?" I asked, barely aware that I'd spoken.
He kept smiling that damn smile. "Today, we're announcing our program to help the publicly announced Chosen here in Larsen City, in East City, as well as others. As the first hero who's publicly revealed herself, we're extending our hands in aid to Ms. Harkins, as we will with any others who choose to reveal themselves."
A hand raised. "Are you expecting many other Chosen to reveal themselves?"
Kennedy nodded. "We are. Secret identities can only be kept secret for long, despite what Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne have had us think for the better part of eighty years." He put emphasis on that. Why?
Another hand raised. "And if there are heroes who choose not to reveal themselves?"
"We're hoping to, at least, extend an olive branch towards them in hopes of assistance. There are certain heroes who may, understandably, wish to remain anonymous. Knight, for instance," he flashed a look in my direction, "may not choose to reveal himself. Guardian? Doubtful. He seems to enjoy his anonymity. We hope to be able to help these Chosen without damaging their attempts to remain secret. We don't want this to turn into a super human civil war."
I stepped toward the podium again. "I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, that's all the time we have for today. As I said, another press conference will be held in a few days, and then - "
I was cut off again, this time by gunshots. Six men walked into the room from the east entrance, five of them just standard-looking goons. One of them was wearing purple clothes, clown make-up. My eyes widened in surprise.
The Joker.
"Good morning, ladies and gentlemen!" the Joker announced. He walked up close to the stage. "I'd like to make an announcement, and this seemed like the best place to do it." He walked onto the stage and grabbed me by the collar. "I know you, don't I?" He pulled out a butterfly knife. Sadly, the knife didn't distract me from the scars on his face, a Glasgow Smile, leading from his lips to his ears. He stuck the blade of his knife in my mouth, but didn't attempt to cut me. "Yeah, I know you... Ah, William Brand! You're a bigshot, aren't you?"
Just before he dug the blade into my skin, the glass above shattered on top of us and there was Seeker, landing beside myself and the villian. "Boing, bitch!" he shouted, then kicked the Joker away from me. The knife landed on the floor beside me. "Yeah! Betcha didn't like that, did ya?"
I looked over in the direction the Joker had been launched and saw him standing up and pulling out his gun. He fired several rounds in Seeker's direction, but the kid dodged fast, springing up and toward the Joker. He wasn't all that lucky, though, the Joker had anticipated the kids moves, pulled out a shock baton and slammed it down on the kid's back.
I looked around, saw that the room had pretty much emptied, including the Joker's men. I ran towards the Joker and sent a left hook directly into his face. He aimed the gun at me, but then his watch started beeping. "Oh, sorry, look at the time." He bounded away, laughing maniacly and firing blindly at the kid and me. I pulled Seeker away and ducked behind the nearest pillar.
I looked around the room again, at the chairs that the journalists were sitting in. I walked over to the one that the surprisingly knowledgeable reporter had been sitting in.
There was a Joker card sitting there.
I walked back to the stage where the knife had fallen and saw that it was gone, and so was my only real chance at finding out who he was, slim though it was.
***
"There," I said, pointing at the image on the monitor. Mr. Kennedy, picking up the knife that the Joker had wielded against me. Frank looked at it.
"Who's that guy?"
"His name is Kennedy, he works for HealAll."
"What do they do?"
"They're a rival to Brand Industries, one of the many companies the government went to as soon as the Chosen started cropping up."
Frank laughed. "You mean, they didn't come to you?"
I sighed. "Actually, they did, but once I found out that the government wanted to force the Chosen to register themselves and their abilities, I dropped out. About a month later, I was told that those plans had fallen through, and asked to come back in. I refused. Looks like HealAll's taken up the sword I threw away."
"And what's this guy want with the Joker's knife?"
"Probably exactly what we wanted it for, to find out the Joker's real identity. It's a safe bet that reporter probably worked for HealAll."
"Which one, there were, like, a billion there."
"The one who knew the name Joker. Harkins never gave that up in her interview with the Brigade." I sat back in my chair. "So, HealAll has the knife, the Joker's got a reporter as a hostage, and we've got absolutely - "
I was cut off by the sound of laughter coming from the TV. Frank and I both looked up and saw a feed that looked like it was coming from a small handheld camera. The line at the bottom of the screen read "JOKER SENDS IN TAPE". The journalist from the conference was strapped to a chair, cuts and bruises all over his face and chest.
"Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, Larsen City. I didn't get to say much at the press conference this morning, so I decided to send it in to our own loveable but unreliable Channel Seven." Whoever was holding the camera pointed it at the Joker. "Y'see, the forecast called for rain today." He pointed at the journalist. "This man is Channel Seven News anchor Hank Barrera, and he's obviously suffered from something other than rain." He started laughing again. "You see, I wanted to have some screen time with Arachnya, or, should I say, Ms. Charlotte Harkins, today, to show that there's no ill will between us." He shoved his face against the camera, smudging the lens. "And how can there be any ill will toward this face." He walked over to Barrera again and pulled out a butterfly knife similar to the one he'd almost cut me up with. "Well, since I didn't get to spend any time with my new BFF..." He jammed the knife into Barrera's mouth, then sliced upward, from his mouth to his left ear, then repeated the action on the other side of his face. The feed was cut, however, before the second cut could be finished.
I shut off the TV, then reached for the phone. "Nancy, I want our security personel outside Ms. Harkins' hospital room and her apartment in East City. Inform the police. I want security personel with Ms. Harkins' mother at all times, bring her into protective custody if necessary." I didn't even let her answer before I hung up. I turned back to Frank. "This bastard just upped his game, so we're upping ours."
He nodded. "I'm gonna go see Charlie. I'll meet ya back here tonight, when we go looking for this guy."
I nodded, then spun around to look out the window. We needed to stop the Joker. I needed to stop the Joker.
***
"Well, since I didn't get to spend any time with my new BFF..." Then the Joker took his knife and started slicing into the reporter's skin.
"Shut it off!" Charlie screamed, shaking Tim out of his daze. He reached for the remote and hit the power button, then turned back to his girlfiend. She was shaking and crying and he immediately put his arms around her and held onto her.
"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry..." he said to her, trying to stop her shaking. He felt her fingers digging into his skin. It hurt, but he didn't want it to stop, if it helped her. "It's okay, Charlie, he's not here."
She said through tears, "Why is there somebody like him out there? Why?"
Tim could only stroke her head and hold her tighter. Even as Mr. Brand's security people came in to inform them why they were there, he could just hold her tighter.
***
Melissa Harkins got out of the cab and walked upstairs to her apartment to find two men in dark suits standing in front of her apartment door. Both men had guns in holsters, looking very much like Secret Service agents, right down to the dark sunglasses and earpieces.
One of them, with his monotone voice, said, "Mrs. Melissa Harkins? We're with Brand Security, ordered to keep you safe."
Melissa didn't feel any safer. "Brand Security as in Brand Industries?"
The other one nodded. "Yes," that one said, again in a monotone voice. "Mr. Brand ordered security for you and your daughter." He reached across the door, without looking, and opened it. "The babysitter's waiting with your son, ma'am."
Melissa took a deep breath and walked into the apartment, seeing that everything looked the same as when she left, aside from Cindy Cooper, her babysitter, looking like she was being held in prison with a baby. Melissa walked over to the girl and patted her on the shoulder. "I think it's okay," Melissa said.
"You sure?" Cindy asked. "They've got guns."
"They said they're here to protect me. Said there's some around Charlie, too."
"After that Joker guy made that video?" The girl visibly shivered. "He creeps me out big time."
Melissa sat down on the couch. "Think about how Charlie feels."
Cindy nodded. "Yeah... Has she let you see her yet?"
Melissa shook her head. "No. She says she doesn't want me to have nightmares about her. I refused to even pick up a paper the other day, because I knew they'd run pictures of her. That... What are they calling him? The Joker? He's a monster."
"You think that's why these security guys are here? Because of what he said on the news?"
She nodded. "Probably. How does someone like him exist? Someone so horrible?"
Neither of them had an answer.
***
I slipped my costume on, it took all of two minutes. When I started, it had taken longer, but I was getting better at it. I adjusted my belt and made sure I had my equipment. Tonight. I had to deal with him tonight. I had to find the Joker, and I had to put him away tonight.
Permanently, if necessary.
I couldn't ignore that. Sure, Batman doesn't kill, but I'm not Batman, no matter how much I based myself on him. I'm not bound by that decision to not kill, I can do it if necessary. I was a soldier, once. That training doesn't just disapppear. I pulled my gloves on and then opened the secret door into my penthouse. Seeker was already there, already geared up. We were ready. I hoped.
"How's that radar you've got working?"
He shrugged. "I'm reading him in every direction. It's tough to tell which one's him."
I sighed. This would probably take all night. "Fine. I'll head east, you head west. If you get any further leads on him with your powers, radio me."
He nodded. "Alright. What are you gonna do when we find him?"
I raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean?"
"Look, man, I saw that look in your eyes when you watched the news. You wanna kill him, don't you?"
I walked over to him. "He hospitalized your friend, and thanks to that, she's been outed, everybody knows her identity. Even if that hadn't happened, you saw what he did to her, what he did to that reporter, what he's done to dozens of others ever since he showed up here in Larsen. He's a monster, Holden."
He pressed his finger to my chest. "When I first put on my costume, it was a crappy Halloween costume that Charlie bought me, because she wanted to be a super hero. I played along, thought it was cute, thought she was cute for wanting to do it. I've got a soft spot for that girl that gets to me every time I hear about her and Tim doing this or doing that. But like I said, I played along. That was when Charlie and I stopped that bank robbery. I knew then that I really was supposed to be a super hero." He tapped my chest. "When you put that on, when you decided that you were gonna be the real life Batman, you chose to uphold everything that Batman does, because you patterend yourself on him."
I grabbed his hand. "You trying to tell me I can't kill someone, kid? Need I remind you that I'm twenty years older than you?"
He shook his head. "I'm out here trying to stop this guy for the girl that I love, okay? Would she be happy if he died? Yeah. Would it help her get back to normal? No way. She'd feel a thousand times better if she could see him suffer like she has, so that's what's gonna happen."
This kid was standing up to me. I was quite the imposing figure, and this kid was standing up to me.
I liked that.
"Fine, kid. The Joker lives to rot in jail, or somewhere worse. Now, get going. We've got less than twelve hours to find him."
The kid nodded.
***
The Joker laid down his cards and clapped as his three fellow poker players each folded. He laughed, then pulled a knife from his pocket and slammed it into the hand of the one with the highest losing hand. The man screamed as his friends rushed to help him get the knife out of his hand.
The Joker stood from his chair and walked over to the window. He saw the young hero known as Seeker, the one who'd kicked him around earlier that day. What are you doing out here? he thought as he looked at his own reflection in the glass. And what can I do with you?
He let his smile grow wider. "Get the funhouse ready, boys. We're going to have another visitor."
***
Seeker landed on the rooftop of an old apartment building that honestly looked as though a condemned sign would make the place look better. His tracking sense could feel the Joker, but he couldn't tell where exactly. He was having a lot of trouble with that thing, ever since Knight had helped him expand it to a full-on radar as opposed to a ground sonar.
Knight. Seeker could understand why he'd want to kill the Joker, hell, Seeker himself wanted to kill the Joker after what he'd done to Charlie. But super heroes don't kill, and when we chose to wear these stupid-ass costumes, we chose to be super heroes, we chose not to kill. Well, unless it's one of those big situations like Superman had to deal with in that crappy movie from last year, then it's okay to kill. Y'know, I miss my banter with Charlie. She'd actually remember what that movie was called.
He was suddenly aware of the men walking up the stairs to the roof. He spun around and saw the door opening. He watched as six men walked onto the roof, each of them carrying baseball bats or some other blunt object. None of them the Joker. This is gonna be fun, he thought.
He rushed toward the closest target, grabbed his bat and ripped it out of his hands. Another one was on top of him in seconds. He kicked that one, sending him flying. He would have looked to make sure the goon didn't get too hurt, but he was too busy surviving the other five. He spun around and punched the second one in the face, then used the bat he'd taken from the first and smashed the nose of the third.
By now, seven more men had walked onto the roof from the stairwell. He found it difficult to focus on any individuals, and instead tried to focus on the whole. Three more went down quickly, one of them falling onto an adjacent roof. Six more came from the stairwell. There were almost more goons than footspace on the roof. Seeker had to do something!
That was when he felt something hit his back. A shock ran through his body, God only knew how many volts. He fell to his knees and felt another shock. "It's nice to see you again," a voice said, coming out from behind him. He looked up and saw that face, the smile. "Y'know, there's only so many people to play with in this city." The Joker jammed the taser prod into Seeker's shoulder. "I should have set up shop in East City, that way I could have had fun with all of you." Another attack from the taser. "But, I have to admit, it's kinda fun having Larsen all to myself." The Joker knelt down in front of him. "It's fun being able to put smiles on all of your faces!" Another attack from the taser, and Seeker went down, falling unconscious to the sound of the maniac's laughter.
Across the River, Part Two
Tim felt himself falling asleep in the chair beside Charlie's hospital bed. He had told her that he wouldn't leave, and he wasn't going to. He decided to stand up and do some walking around to stay awake. He knew he didn't exactly need to stay awake, as Mr. Brand's security people were doing their job outside the door.
I wonder what his interest in the Chosen is. Probably just like that Kennedy guy, wants to make money helping them. Hmph, now that I think about it, why aren't there any of his guys here?
He sighed, then pushed the thought out of his mind. It really didn't matter. There were guards that would be enough to protect Charlie, and he was just fine with that. He needed that.
He sat back down in his chair just as an attractive older woman walked into the room, a police badge attached to her belt. She walked up to Charlie's bed and sighed. "She asleep?" the woman asked him.
"Yeah."
She held out her hand, he shook it. "Detective Cheryl Holden, Frank's cousin. Can we talk outside?" Tim nodded and followed the woman out into the hallway, out of earshot of anyone else. "You know Frank's a Chosen, right?" He nodded. "Good. It's a pretty big source of debate in our family, especially because I'm not a big fan of super heroes messing up my job for me."
"Charlie's dad used to say the same thing."
"Well, Frank came to see me earlier, told me what he and that Knight guy are doing, hunting down this Joker guy, and I told him to keep me in the loop."
"What's this got to do with Charlie?"
She shrugged. "I was hoping that girl could tell me where he is. He was supposed to call me once every hour, but he's been missing for about two hours, and I need to find him."
"Because he's family?"
"That, and he's the only solid lead on the Joker."
"Well, Charlie's asleep, and I don't wanna make her wake up."
"Kid, it's a matter of life and death."
"She's been traumatized, y'know. She saw the Joker on TV and I couldn't get her to stop shaking or crying for hours. If I make her wake up so that you can ask her a question she probably doesn't know the answer to, seeing as Frank hasn't been here since yesterday, I don't know what that'll do to her, so I'm not going to ake her up."
She gave him an annoyed look. She sighed. "Fine, you're coming with me."
Tim raised an eyebrow. "Say what now?"
She poked him in the chest. "Look, kid, I need to find my cousin, he's into some serious shit and he's my only lead on the Joker since your girlfriend won't talk. So that leaves you to help me. Seeing as you've got personal stakes in this, too, you should be pretty cooperative. If not, I can have you arrested for impeeding an investigation."
He sighed. Sounds just like Charlie's dad... "Okay. Where to first?"
"You're okay with this?"
"Well, you kinda just told me I had to come, you're a cop, and your cousin is in trouble. My girlfriend's a super hero, if I said no, I'd pretty much be spitting on everything she stands for."
She smirked. "Wish I'd had as dedicated a boyfriend as you when I was your age. Our first stop is a club a few blocks away from where I last talked to Frank."
"Club?"
She smiled.
***
The Joker pulled up a chair and sat down across from Seeker. He flexed his fingers a little, straightened his back, crossed his legs. He smiled. He liked smiling. He cracked his knuckles and then rested his hands on his lap. He felt happy, he felt as though he was in control. Of course, he rarely ever felt otherwise, but that didn't matter to him. He loved feeling in control.
He looked at the other chair, sitting underneath the lone light in the room. Seeker was looking down at his feet, resting in a pool of blood. There were streaks of blood in his hair, cuts, bruises and lacerations all over his body, and in general, Seeker just didn't look like a happy person.
The Joker didn't like that.
***
Tim got out of Detective Holden's car and then stopped before entering the building. He took a look at her and saw her smiling at him. "What's the matter?" she asked. "Don't want to see some nekkid ladies?" He looked back toward the building, the giant Friendly Citizens Upholding Priorities, otherwise read as F-CUPS. He looked back over at Detective Holden. "C'mon, boobies all over the place, buddy."
He sighed. "There's a lead in here?"
"Join the police some time, kid, there's always a lead in a strip club." She walked forward, into the building. Tim sighed and followed her. Apparently, walking in with a cop meant that you didn't have to show ID, or pay, or so Tim observed. He looked around at all the strippers, mostly in suspended cages, Just like all the movies he'd seen with strip clubs in them, there were women dancing on poles, there was a runway where women would walk out, maybe two at a time. The whole thing looked so stereotypical that he wanted to laugh. "There," she said, pointing at a man sitting on a couch surrounded by half a dozen topless women. "I'll do all the talking, you just be sure to grab him if he rabbits."
"Fine by me."
She looked back at him. "You can fight, right?"
"I ran track before I switched to home school."
She shrugged. She walked over to the man and stood in front of him, blocking his view of the many strippers throughout the room. He tried moving from side to side, but she remained in his way, smiling as she did. She pulled her badge off of her belt and held it up for him to see.
He turned to another man. "Somebody wanna get this broad out of the way?" He turned back to her. "Listen, doll, I'm here to watch the titties, and I'm not doin' anything wrong."
She pushed the table sitting in front of him over and placed her foot right on his crotch. The topless women ran away while the man that had been called to arrived, his gun pointed straight at Detective Holden. Tim watched in surprise. She looked extremely calm. Cops in Larsen City. Guess they've seen everything.
"Larry, Larry, Larry..." She made a tsk noise. "I was hoping we'd work together on this." She pulled her gun out and pointed it at the other guy. "Call your dog off and I won't take his ear off."
"The hell do you want, bitch?"
"The Joker. Where the hell is he?"
"Why would I know that?"
She ripped open his shirt, revealing a foot-shaped bruise on his chest. "'Cause I think you helped him kidnap a kid who can kick you six miles high. And you did that tonight."
He spat in her face. "Get fucked, bitch!"
She wiped the spit off of her face. "Bad move." She squeezed the trigger, grazing the man with the gun right across the side of his face. Anyone who hadn't noticed the situation quickly started making their way out of the building, quickly leaving the only four occupants of Tim, Detective Holden, Larry, and the guy with the gun who was trying to stop the blood flow from his face. "I'm not gonna ask again. Tell me."
***
The night had been a bust. I found myself back at my building, looking out at the city while waiting for Seeker to either show up or radio. I hadn't heard from him all night. If I knew where to look for him, I'd head there right now. All I could do was wait. Dammit.
That was when my radio filled with static. I reached up and touched the side of my cowl. "Kid? Where the hell are you?"
It wasn't Seeker that answered. I wanted it to be Seeker, and it wasn't. Laughter filled my headset. "Hello, hello, Knight," the Joker said, "I've been talking to your little friend here, and he's shared some interesting interesting things! Oh, don't worry, I still don't know who you are, and I really don't care. You've got secrets, I've got secrets, this kid's got secrets. Too bad for him that he's spilled some." He laughed again. "I'm going to assume you want him back, so you can meet me at the Orchard Hill Mall on Twenty-Seventh. I'll be waiting there."
The static clicked off and I balled my hands into fists. You wanna meet me, fine. I'm on my way.
***
I looked down through the skylight and saw the Joker sitting on a bench in the center lounge area of the mall. I didn't see Seeker, or any of the Joker's men, but I knew they were there somewhere. I opened the skylight and used my grapple line to land on the ground in front of the Joker, who simply clapped his hands. I stood and gathered my cape around me.
The Joker almost bounced to his feet. "It's so nice to finally meet you! I do wish you'd gone all the way, though, picked up a cowl with the pointy ears and everything." I didn't say anything in response. "The silent treatment, I can handle that. Tell me, what's little Francis Holden to you, anyway? He your little sidekick, a little Boy-Wonder-in-training?" He laughed. "Oh, hohoho! This is fun!"
***
Tim followed Detective Holden into the mall and saw him, just like Larry's tip-off suggested. The Joker was there, talking to Knight. Batman and the Joker, just like comics. Great.
Detective Holden turned to Tim and handed him a gun. "Take this, you just have to have it, you don't have to use it."
"Then why do I need it?"
"Pretend to be a cop. Maybe if this guy thinks there's a super hero and two cops here, he'll come in quietly."
"You think he's gonna come in?"
She put a hand on his shoulder. "Look, I saw what this guy did to your girlfriend, so no, I don't think he will, but it's still my job to try. If he resists, I'll shoot him."
He nodded.
***
"Where's the kid?" I asked.
"Oh, he's here. He's where I left him. Maybe, you'll even see him."
I stepped closer to the Joker. "I asked where he is."
He laughed in my face. "Don't you worry. When we're done with our little talk, I have my people bring him out here."
"There's over a thousand people in this mall, and knowing what you've probably done to him, I don't think I want you bringing him out here in public."
Another laugh, this one louder. "Oh, please, that's half the fun. If I didn't tear this kid up, people wouldn't know the truth about you super folks."
"And what's that?"
He reached into a pocket and pulled out a radio. "Bring him here." He turned back to me. "That you're nothing special. If it weren't for crazies like me, you wouldn't have shit to do."
***
Tim watched as a group of thugs walked out from somewhere, One of them was carrying a chair, two of them were carrying a person with a black bag covering their head. Tim saw the logo on the person's chest and nearly lost his breath.
Seeker.
Tim heard Detective Holden whisper, "That sonuvabitch!"
The one thug set the chair down, the other two set Seeker in the chair. The Joker walked over to him and put his hand on the bag. "Tell me, what do you think when," he turned and shouted, "all these people!" then turned back to Knight, "see what it is I'm about to show you?" Several people who had been ignoring the situation in the center of the mall now directed their attention toward the three of them. "They're gonna call me a freak, right? Of course they are. They'd be right, of course!"
***
I wanted to shoot him in the chest with my grapple gun right now. It was the closest thing to an offensive weapon I had. I could see that the kid was breathing, but barely.
"That's right, folks! All you decent people! Take a look, at this!" The Joker removed the bag over Seeker's head and revealed his scarred, bruised and bloody face. Sections of his hair had been ripped from his scalp, one eye so rolled back, the other barely focusing on anything. "Ta-da! His name's Seeker, everybody! Well, actually, his real name's Frank!" He started laughing. Suddenly, there was a knife in his hand. "He's just not doing so well!"
***
Tim looked to the balcony overlooking the lounge and saw a news crew. This is so obviously going on live. He looked back toward the action in the center. This guy's got everybody watching this.
Then a disturbing thought filled his head. Charlie's watching this. He dropped the gun and sprinted toward the exit.
***
I took a step toward Seeker, but stopped when the Joker put his knife to the kid's throat. I got a better look at the kid, seeing that the Joker had already decorated his face with his distinctive Glasgow Smile. The kid had lived through that, that was good. Just hold on, Frank, hold on.
"So, tell me, Knight, do you wanna know how he got these scars? Do you wanna know what it was he told me as I was giving him these scars?" He grabbed what was left of Seeker's hair and lifted his head up. "I'll let him tell you."
I watched as Seeker's mouth tried to form words, he tried to speak. The only thing he managed to say was, "Kni - "
And then the Joker slit his throat wide open, his laughter was the last thing Francis Holden ever heard.
From somewhere behind me, someone shouted, "You sonuvabitch!" Bullets whizzed past me, in the Joker's direction, but the maniac had moved out of the way.
***
Melissa heard Charlie screaming as soon as she stepped out of the elevator. She ran as fast as she could toward Charlie's room, where two nurses were trying to hold her down. Melissa looked at the TV screen in the corner and saw exactly why Charlie was screaming.
The Joker, standing next to Frank Holden's lifeless body.
***
The firefight began, the Joker's thugs on one side and that unknown shooter on the other. I ignored it and chased after the maniac himself. People ran, people screamed, people tried to help.
It was pure chaos. And the Joker was laughing the whole time.
I attempted to tackle him, but a bullet caught me in the leg, knocking me down. I saw that the Joker had stopped, the barrel of his handgun was smoking. He'd shot me. "Boy oh boy, that caught you off guard, didn't it?" he said. He walked over to me. "I'm not talking about the bullet."
"I'm gonna catch you, I'm gonna tear you apart."
The Joker didn't say anything. He simple started to walk away from me. Just a few steps away, he stopped, turned slightly toward me, and held up a portable detonator. He thumbed the button, turned back away from me, and walked into the ensuing explosions, laughing as loudly as he could. The building around us crumbled down, windows blew out, walls fell.
People died.
The Joker's own men were caught in the blast, that unknown shooter probably was, too. I managed to make it to my feet and tried to make it to the closest exit before that became a death trap.
And the whole time, I heard the Joker laughing.
***
I watched as the rubble was cleared from the site. Nine hundred sixty-three people, including the Joker's thugs. Guardian was helping. I was sitting off to the side, nursing my wound. Firemen, police, paramedics, volunteer citizens, all of them helping to dig out the dead bodies of people who's only reason for dying was because they wanted to spend time with friends and family.
All because of him. That laughing bastard.
Guardian landed beside me, a solemn look on his face. "No body, William."
"You won't find one. He made it out, obviously."
"What about you?"
"What about me?"
"I'm sorry about the kid." I stood up and pushed my way past him. "You need to rest."
I spun around and glared at him. "The hell I do. I need to find this bastard and break him in two."
"William, please, for your own safety, let the rest of us handle this. Aaron can look through his black holes, and Annette's found a way to pick out surface thoughts using her nightmare technique."
I grabbed him by the collar. "I don't care. I'm finding this guy. Alone."
He sighed. "What about Harkins?"
"What about her?"
"She and the kid were friends. They used to be partners."
"I don't know. Maybe you should tell her."
He shook his head. "I won't do that, William. Unless you talk to her, you'll never be able to forgive yourself for this," he waved his hand toward the ruins of the mall. Some of the fires weren't even out yet.
I turned away from him. "I don't have any reason to forgive myself."
***
Guardian finished helping the rescue personnel and flew up into the air. He sighed. Why can't you just accept that you didn't get him killed, William? He simply hovered there, letting the wind hit him softly. He'd been just as horrified as anyone else when he saw the footage on the news. He should have just flown off right then and there, but he still had his own secret identity to keep, and flying away in the middle of the Brigade's news room would have raised quite a bit of suspicion, and they didn't need to know that another super hero worked in their building.
He heard the gentle flap of wings and turned his head. Angel was now hovering beside him, a concerned look on her face. He looked at the dress she wore, a marked difference from the simple slacks and halter top she used to wear. "You changed your clothes," he said.
She smiled. "I felt it was time. Had to make an impression on a new Chosen in Pine Ridge, after all. I can't stay long, either. I'm off to Glassview City soon. It's a long flight there."
He nodded. "You see the news? The Joker?"
"You mean about Charlotte? Yes, I know about that."
He shook his head. "Not her. Seeker."
Her eyes widened in horror. "What?"
"The Joker took him and wiped him out, cut him up so badly that his own mother wouldn't recognize him, then slit his throat in the middle of a very populated mall. Then he blew up the mall with most of the people still inside, including his own men."
Her eyes widened further. "That's... No, that's impossible."
He flew over to her and put his hands on her shoulders. "I'm sorry, but it happened. I saw the body. I saw it happen on the news."
"No, Guardian, you don't understand. The future I saw, the best future I saw, ended with Seeker killing the Joker with his bare hands, and everything that happened should have led to that future. All the futures where Seeker died lead to..."
He narrowed his eyes. "Lead to what?"
She pushed away from him. "I'm sorry, Guardian, I have to leave, right now. Glassview's a long way away." She spun around and flew as fast as she could, breaking the sound barrier. He just stared after her, worried about whatever it was she was talking about.
***
Melissa sat with her daughter and watched her sleep. It had taken several animal tranquilizers to put her under, and Melissa didn't like to see Charlie that way. She didn't like seeing her daughter hurt, physically or emotionally. She reached out and grabbed Charlie's hand and squeezed, letting her know that her mother was there for her.
"Mom?" Charlie asked, just barely opening her eyes. "What're you doing here?" She looked around a moment. "Where's Timmy?"
Melissa touched her daughter's face. "The security people outside the door said he left with a cop last night."
She sat up. "He's not in trouble, is he?"
Melissa shook her head. "I doubt it. The boy's harmless."
Charlie sighed out a laugh. "Everybody says that. I'm sure he'll prove himself when the time comes."
"He's your boyfriend, you're supposed to say that."
Footsteps came squealing to a stop outside the room, and Melissa heard Tim talking to the security people in the hallway. A moment later, he stepped into the room and the look of concern on his face changed to one of relief. "Oh, thank God! Charlie, I'm so sorry that I left you, but Frank's cousin, uh, Cheryl, came and made me help her find the Joker."
"And did you?" Charlie asked. "Before the maniac slaughtered Frank on live TV?"
Tim's eyes widened. "He... He killed him?"
"And he blew up a mall, yeah."
"Okay, that I heard, but I was hoping that Knight would save Frank before - "
"The news is saying that Knight's dead. Nobody knows if he made it out of the mall before it blew up." She started to tear up. "Why do I get the feeling this is all my fault."
Melissa grabbed her daughter's hand. "Don't you say that!"
The television interrupted them. "Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen." Melissa looked up at the TV and saw that Mr. Kennedy from HealAll standing in front of a podium. "We are all aware of the tragic and brutal murder of Francis Holden, known to the public as Seeker, by the mass murderer who calls himself the Joker."
"How'd he know Frank's name?" Charlie asked. "The Joker didn't say his whole name, how'd he know?"
Mr. Kennedy continued: "As I stated yesterday, HealAll is working with the federal and state government to assist people with these powers to learn how to use them safely. We already have several such people working with us, in this regard. In some cases, these miraculous people want to help the public, following the lead of both Charlotte and Francis, who were amongst the first super heroes to be seen. Our program, which we are calling The Chosen, is meant to help these heroes, teaching them tactics, police skills, self-defense and much, much more. Frankly, I and many others believe this type of support has taken far too long to set up and enact, but we are acting now."
Charlie said, "Much as that would have helped me when I landed in here, I would have rather stayed anonymous."
Mr. Kennedy: "The event earlier today was a tragedy. We lost a young man who was actively trying to make the world a better, safer place. A shopping mall full of people going about their lives peacefully and safely, was destroyed, leaving potentially dozens of people dead, and over a hundred injured. We saw the Knight injured, and possibly killed, valiantly trying to prevent this tragedy. But, what if the Knight had had police support? Quite likely, things might have turned out far differently. If the government and the people of America had actively supported Seeker and those like him, he would most likely be alive today. We have lost f- one hero this week, cut down before he'd even reached the prime of his life, another hero is still recovering from her horrific injuries. How many more young people need to die before we offer them the support they need?"
Melissa scoffed. "There's plenty of police support for the Chosen."
Tim spoke up, "He started to say something, then corrected himself to say one hero was lost."
"So what?"
He looked over at Melissa. "How many really died?"
Mr. Kennedy: "Next Thursday, in the city of Pine Ridge, we will introduce the first super hero fully supported by the American government and industry. This young man is being trained even as we speak, to work alongside the police to deal with crimes and situations where a regular human cannot do so safely. It is our hope that he will only be the first in a long line of heroes acting as a role model for what can be accomplished when we work together for the safety and betterment of America. Thank you." The man then walked away from the podium, amidst dozens of questions that went unanswered.
Melissa grabbed the remote and muted the TV. "A government sanctioned Chosen? I don't like that idea." She looked over at her daughter and saw that Charlie was pulling off the handcuffs that were keeping her confined to the bed. "What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm thinkin' I need to talk to some people," Charlie said, a determination in her voice that Melissa hadn't heard since the girl's father was alive.
***
I kicked the training dummy and took its head off. I was angry, and it showed. That was the seventeenth dummy I'd decapitated since I got back to my house. I still felt like shit for letting a kid die, for letting a shopping mall fully of people explode.
For letting the Joker get away.
I set up another dummy and got back to training. Every punch I landed was another reminder of the people I'd failed. Every kick, another memory of watching them burn. Every time I made contact with that dummy, I felt the pain, felt the anger.
The weakness.
Another spin-kick and the eighteenth dummy was headless. I felt a stinging at my lungs. I was tired, breathing heavily, about to collapse. I unwrapped the bandages from my hands and saw that despite my best efforts, my hands were covered in cuts and bruises. As I looked down at my hands, I remembered how the Joker had left Seeker, and I felt the anger swelling again. I kicked the dummy again, knocking it into the case that held my costume when I wasn't wearing it.
I looked at the broken glass, at the damaged mannequin that my costume rested on. My breathing slowed, everything slowed. I turned away from it. I couldn't look at it. I'd failed it. I'd failed Harkins, I'd failed those people in the mall. I'd failed Seeker.
And I was sure the Joker was laughing at me.
***
The Joker stood in his funhouse, smiling at the bloodstains that remained on the floor. Every one of them told a story, a story about the poor sap who'd died there, or been beaten. He remembered each and every one of them. He knelt down and swept his fingers along the floor, specifically for the ones that had been left there most recently. He smiled again.
"Yeah, boss?" whichever goon he'd called in asked.
"Is the tape in yet?"
He wasn't looking, but he knew the goon was nodding. "Yeah, boss. Dropped it off myself."
The Joker stood. "Good." He walked up to the goon and saw the sweat streaking down his face and smiled yet again. He reached into his pocket and retrieved one of his knives. He gripped the goon's face and held his mouth open with one hand while he shoved the knife down the goon's mouth with the other hand. The goon fell to his knees, gurgling blood, and the Joker did what he did best. Well, second best.
He laughed.
***
I walked into my office from my secret entrance and saw that the room wasn't as empty as I wanted it to be. I envied her her strength, to be out of the hospital so soon after such a traumatic event, and on the same day that one of her friends was killed.
Arachnya was in costume, surprisingly. She was sitting behind my desk, drinking from a champagne glass. She pulled the mouth portion of her mask back down when I entered the room. I took off my dinner jacket and tossed it on the arm of the chair. "You're not old enough to drink that."
"I spent three weeks as an Olympic Wino a month or so ago."
"What can I do for you, Ms. Harkins?"
She pulled her mask off and let her hair hang free of the ponytail it had been in. "He wouldn't have hated you."
I had to give this girl a lot more credit than I used to think she deserved. "I don't know what it is you're talking about."
She took another drink. "Please, Mr. Brand, before I became the living personification of a female Spider-Man, I read comic books every week, and I dragged my dad to plenty of super hero movies. I saved my allowance up just to spend money on that Avengers briefcase with all the Blu-rays in it. Your initials are even Bruce Wayne's backwards. You couldn't be more obvious to a super nerd like me."
I poured myself some of the brandy that she'd been drinking. "Okay, so I'm obvious." I took a far longer drink than I should have. "I let him die. That's on me."
She walked around to the front of my desk and sat down on top of it. "Frank made his name as Seeker because a guy attacked us at school. We'd kinda been involved in stopping a bank robbery the day before, but it wasn't until school that he finally found his calling. A day later, a robot showed up and nearly killed him. I went crazy, I chased down the robot and I tore it apart."
"I read all about that in the newspapers."
"Frank died today, and I feel exactly the same now as I did then. I don't even care about what he did to me the other day, I just want to tear the Joker apart because of what he did to Frank. But I'm not going to."
I sat down on the chair in front of her. "Why not. You have every reason to, and everyone would be on your side."
She shrugged. "It's not gonna give me Frank back. I want it to so bad, but it won't. I want him to pay, but killing him won't do that. It'd just give him what he wants."
I let out a small laugh. "I remember this speech." I stood and patted her on the shoulder. "Frank Holden gave it to me, eight hours before he died. He wanted to tear the Joker apart because of what happened to you, but he knew it wouldn't help."
The girl stood up. "You're feeling down because you feel like you let Frank die, but you didn't. You did everything you could. Somethings are just written in stone, no matter how much we don't want them to be. It wasn't your fault at all. The only way either one of us can feel peace, the only way Frank can be at peace, is if the Joker is put where he belongs, in jail for his crimes."
I felt tears in my eyes and smiled. "When did kids like you get to be the ones to tell an adult like me how these things work?"
She smiled back. "I took up a life of crime fighting and I lost my dad. I stopped being a kid awhile ago."
***
Tim was pacing the floor when Charlie landed on the side of the building. He quickly ran to the window and opened it, letting her in. "Where the hell did you go?"
She took off her mask. He saw something that he didn't think he'd see for a very long time, a smile. "For a drink. With Knight."
"He's alive?"
She flicked him on the forehead. "Duh! We costumes are tough. Just look at Frank. He took a lot more than I did, and he was still kicking before that psychopath slit his throat." She smirked. "I can only hope I'm half as tough as him when my day comes."
Tim put his hands around her waist. "I only hope that day is a long time away. I'm just bein' selfish here."
They were distracted from their intimate moment by the sound of laughter. They both turned toward the TV and saw footage of Seeker. A time stamp in the corner showed that the footage came from much earlier that morning. "Hello, citizens of Larsen City! We're recording this, because by the time you see it," the Joker walked in front of the camera and knelt down by Seeker, putting his arm around the hero's shoulders, "Frank here will be extremely dead. I wanted you to see his final moments of consciousness." He moved back behind the camera. "What's your name, Frank?"
Seeker stuttered out, "Frrrr... Frrrr... Frank..."
"That's right, it's Frank. And what's your other name?"
"See... Seeee... Seeke..."
"He's a little out of it at the moment, so I'll finish it for him, it's Seeker. And why are you here?"
"To kic... To kick... To..."
"I'll answer that one, you're here because I caught you." The Joker moved back in front of the camera and jammed a knife into Seeker's gut. The image was suddenly cut off, and a newscaster came on with an apology.
"God..." Charlie said. He felt her shaking in his arms. "I hope Knight can get this guy."
He turned to her. "Wait, you're not going after him?"
She shook her head. "No. Knight needs this. He feels so bad about Frank's death, about the mall... He needs to get the Joker more than I do, and I'm going to let him."
***
I paused the video when it passed a certain point and saw exactly what it was the Joker wanted me to see.
"7:00pm, St. Joshua's Cathedral"
He was leaving me a message, obviously. I walked over to the damaged case that held my costume and reached in to get it. I was going to bring him in. Seeker deserved that.
***
I stood in front of the cathedral and waited. I made sure my costume was on properly for probably the seventeenth time. I checked my equipment again, making damn sure I was prepared for anything the Joker could throw at me.
I was nervous. I could feel it. It was a state that I was uncomfortable with, and I was already uncomfortable knowing exactly why I was here. I felt the sweat collect on my face and wiped it away. This was already turning out in his favor, and I didn't like that.
"You came," he said, catching my attention. I looked in the direction of the cathedral doors and saw him, standing there. "I'm so thrilled." He walked down the steps toward me. "I knew that if anybody could figure it out, it'd be you. You're living up to your influence, my friend!"
I collected my cape around me. "You're not hurting anyone else."
He threw back his head and laughed. That goddamn laugh. "That's where you're very wr - "
I didn't let him finish. I ran right at him and knocked him to the ground. He kicked at my shin, knocking me to my knees, and got right back up. He pulled out something small, flicked a switch, and revealed a small baton. He smacked me across the face with it, but I countered with a punch to the gut. He did the same to me, got back up and leaped onto me, pummeling me in the face.
I managed to push him off of me for a moment, but he ran at me once more, shoving his knees one after the other into my stomach, once in the groin. I landed a right cross on him, knocking out two of his teeth. To prove what I'd done, he gave me a toothy grin, exposing the two gaps. I just punched him again. He gave me a spin-kick, much like the ones I'd used to destroy my training dummies, and then ran back up the steps.
"C'mon, Knight!" He let out another laugh. "Step into the church!"
***
Tim sat in the same room a press conference had been called in the day before. Reporters from every network and paper across the east coast tried to pile into the room. He looked at all the people trying to find seats and saw the only one he needed to see. "Ms. Adamsen!" he called out to his colleague. She turned her head, saw him, and started pushing her way toward him. "Saved you a seat."
"Thanks, kid. So, where's your girlfriend?"
He shrugged. "I don't know. She just told me to be in here before everybody else got here. I've been waiting for about an hour now."
She patted him on the shoulder. "How's she doing?"
"Better. She snuck out to go talk to Knight earlier."
"He's alive?"
"My reaction, too."
"And Charlie knows who he is?"
"She seemed to. And, I guess it worked, since she said she actually talked to him."
"So, what's this all about?"
He shrugged again. "I dunno. I guess we just have to wait for Charlie."
As if on cue, the young woman's voice called the attention of everyone in the room. "Hi, everybody," she said. Everyone looked toward the front of the room, at the podium, but there was no one there. "Up here, guys." Everyone looked up. Figures she'd have to do it like this. Charlie was in costume, crawling along the ceiling. "I knew that would get your attention." She used her webbing to slowly descend to the podium. "Hi, again." She took off her mask. "As you guys all know, I'm Arachnya, Charlotte Elaine Harkins. You all found that out earlier this week when I PTSD'd all over Officer Forest. I'm sorry about that, by the way."
***
I followed the Joker into the church, finding it to be full of people, all held at gunpoint by several of the criminal's thugs. My hands clenched into fists.
The Joker stood at the podium, flipping through a Bible. "'Thou shalt not...' Y'know, I don't know what this one says!" He laughed, then tossed the book at the wall behind him. He knocked the podium over and stepped forward. "We've been here before, you and I. Me, with dozens of people held hostage, and you, helpless to do anything!" He laughed again. "But I bet you have a plan this time, don't you?"
I didn't answer his question. I ran, jamming my elbow into his chest. He fell against the bank of candles behind him, but, sadly, it didn't do any real damage to him. The church was a different matter, however, as things started to catch fire all over the room as candles either flew off the table or rolled down the two steps leading to the pews.
I watched as the pews started to burn, and the people didn't move. I realized why after a second, they couldn't. They were all chained to the pews, and they'd die chained to the pews. Even the Joker's own men were incapable of moving. Their guns must have been empty, because none of them even tried to shoot their manic boss.
I turned back toward the Joker and saw him running up the stairs off to the side. I followed him, into the steeple.
***
Charlie continued, "As everybody probably knows after I told my story to the Daily News Brigade yesterday, my dad was East City Police Captain Henry Harkins, and he was my hero. Everything I ever did after I became a super hero was to honor my dad, and everything I did after his death was to honor his memory. I ran into a few bumps here and there, but I hope I've done a good enough job. I've only ever wanted to help."
***
The Joker's laughter echoed down the stairwell, but I kept chasing him. I came into the room just below the bell and left it to my senses to tell me where the maniac was, as the room was completely dark. My senses were up to the task, however, as I managed to block an uppercut, and then another swing from that baton. Smoke from downstairs was starting to fill the room, and I heard the Joker cough. I swung my fist right, hitting him in the chest.
"You're good," he said, still trying to laugh through the coughing. Thanks to the smoke, he managed to kick me in the face, knocking me flat on my back. I saw him open the hatch to the bell and crawl through it. I got back to my feet and followed him.
***
"Frank Holden was my friend. He went after the Joker after I got hurt, because he was my friend. He died because I was hurt. Almost a thousand people died because I was hurt. Knight almost gave up hope because I was hurt. Everything that's happened this week is because of what happened to me, and I take responsibility for that."
***
"On your left!" the Joker shouted, swinging from the rope used to toll the bell. I just managed to duck out of the way, but the sound of the loud bell right next to my head disoriented me. The Joker landed beside me and kicked me in the chest as I laid on the ground, a splitting headache keeping me down. On the fourth kick, I grabbed his foot and made him fall beside me. I rolled on top of him and landed three punches on him before he kicked me off, into the railing that kept me from falling to my death.
***
"It's because Frank died that I asked you all here. I don't want to dishonor his memory anymore than I've ever wanted to dishonor my dad's. When Frank and I became living comic book characters, we swore to each other that we'd uphold the law, even if we weren't recognized by it."
***
I staggered to my feet, still disoriented from the bell. I saw three of the Joker, thanks to my headache. Felt like the worst hangover imaginable. I tried to throw a punch, but he grabbed my arm and threw me down to the floor again.
"Don'tcha get it, Knight? Don'tcha get why?"
I tried to get up, but he kicked me in the stomach. I managed to grunt out, "Enlighten me..."
He knelt down and whispered in my ear, "Because it's fun."
***
"A lot of you probably think that I should be out there hunting down the Joker for what he did to me, to Frank, to all those people at that mall, and that I should kill him for what he's done. I would love nothing more than to do that, but killing the Joker would dishonor Frank's memory, because of that silly pact he and I made."
***
"I don't think it's a secret that I get off on this, Knight," he said, picking me up and throwing me into the wall. "But I'm not the only one."
I coughed out blood. "What the hell are you talking about?"
"You heroes." He pulled a knife out. "You get just as much of a thrill out of taking on guys like me as I do taking out guys like you." He took a swipe at me, but I ducked just in time. "If there's no me, there'd be no you."
***
"Knight is out there, right now, fighting to bring the Joker to justice, so that he can pay for his crimes the right way."
***
My anger had reached the boiling point that I almost didn't think it'd hit, and my fury burned right through my disorientation. I grabbed the Joker by the collar, knocked his knife out of his hand and slammed his head down on the railing. I wanted to take a line of wire and strangle him. I picked him up and threw him into the wall, my fists each swinging into his face full force.
***
"The way we all honor the memory of those who died this morning is to make sure justice is sought the right way."
***
I was about to punch him again, but he managed to jam a knife into my stomach and push me off of him. That was when he revealed the detonator. "You didn't think I wouldn't bring fireworks to such an occasion, did you?" He thumbed the switch, and I didn't hear the explosion, I simply felt the steeple lurch, tilt. I saw the roof of the church turn orange, catch fire.
I didn't think, I simply reacted. I pulled out my grapple gun and shot a line out toward another building. I didn't even attempt to grab the Joker, I simply acted in self-preservation. The heat from the explosion was coupled with his laughter, which resonated long after I stopped hearing it.
***
Tim wasn't the only one to jump to his feet at the sound of the explosion. A cop in the corner grabbed his walkie talkie and listened in. After a moment, he relayed, "Explosion at St. Joshua's Cathedral, East Gallagher Street." Tim watched as most of the reporters in the room bolted out the door, likely to find out whether or not the situation had to do with the Joker.
Tim walked up onto the stage and put his arms around Charlie. "Frank would've been proud of that, babe."
"I hope so."
***
It had been just over twelve hours since the mall explosion, and here I was, watching the clean-up of yet another explosion caused by the Joker. Guardian was, again, helping with the clean-up. When all the bodies - or what was left of them - were recovered, he flew up to me and said, once again, "No body, William."
"I hope that doesn't surprise you," I said, through at least two broken ribs. My chest was killing me. "I don't know what the hell that guy's made of, but I expect to see him again."
He put his hand on my shoulder. "For your sake, I hope not."
I nodded. "Same here. But I know it'll happen. I can feel it."
He nodded, then flew off to keep helping with the clean-up. I held up the one memento of this whole ordeal that I had, the Joker card that had been left with Harkins. I tossed it into the dwindling fire. The burning card sounded like a laugh.
The After Party
"Must be that spider-DNA, kid, you're healing faster than most people do," the doctor said to me as he looked over my torso and then at my chart, almost as if in embarrassment. Granted, he was looking at a rather attractive sixteen year old girl, and he was old enough to be my father, so he could very well have thought this somewhat inappropriate. "Three days and you're ready to head back out there."
I slipped my shirt back over my head. It stung a little, but that was because I was just mostly healed, not completely. I was happy to know that I could leave. "Nothing broken in there, or anything?"
"Just your hymen."
My eyes widened in shock. "My... uh... my what?"
He gently laughed. "Sorry, kid, just a little joke. I assume you're still a virgin."
I giggled nervously. "I... um... Yeah. So, uh, you're not a Harpie, are you?"
He raised an eyebrow. "A what?"
"Sorry. The last couple days, I've just been laying in bed with my phone, reading stuff online. People on message boards have taken to calling members of HARP 'Harpies'."
He rolled his eyes. "Oh. Those people. No, Ms. Harkins, I'm not a member of HARP. That dishonor belongs to my daughter. She lives in Pine Ridge."
"Oh. Was she a part of that little demonstration yesterday, when HARP kidnapped those three Chosen?"
He shrugged. "Probably. She and I haven't actually spoken since she joined that group of whackos. You have any family with them?"
I shrugged. "If I do, it's family I haven't spoken to in forever."
"Good. It'd make for an awkward family reunion."
I sighed. "This whole week is gonna make awkward family reunions. First, I'm tortured by a guy with a purple fetish, then I accidentally out myself as a super hero, there's a multitude of deaths, including one of my best friends, and last but not least, it's almost like all the Chosen are taking sides, now."
I turned and looked out the window, at Larsen City beyond, and sighed. How long would it take before this place wasn't just a gang battlefield, but a super battlefield? Thank you, HealAll. I wonder if you even realize the shitstorm you're about to unleash.
I turned back to the doctor and gave him a smile. "So, I'm all ready to go home, and everything?"
He nodded. "You are ready. Though, I'd suggest against any unnecessary swinging for the next couple of days, until you're completely healed."
I nodded. "I see what I can do. I don't exactly have a car, so swinging around on my webs is really the only form of transportation I have aside from my feet."
He patted my knee. "Use the feet a little bit more."
I smiled again.
***
And then I was frowning. "You fired me?!" I asked Mr. Brindleson as soon as I got to the Brigade. "You fired me?"
He looked like he was about to pass out from exertion. "Only temporarily."
"Temporarily?! From where I'm standing, I get violated on the job, so the job just fires me for no reason!"
"Look, kid, your mom needed a little extra while you were in the hospital, and your severance pay covered it, so I temporarily fired you and handed your mom the check to pay the bills for a couple days. You ready to come back, or no?"
"Yeah, I'm ready to come back!"
"Then get your ass out there, grab Adamsen and get to work! The pictures don't take themselves, the articles don't write themselves, and you two are on the clock!"
I smiled. Everything was getting back to normal.
***
"Get that Power outta here!" one of the cops shouted as we drove past them. Ms. Adamsen gave me a sympathetic smile. Clearly, getting forced to go public didn't do me any favors.
"When did Power become a derogatory term for super hero?" Ms. Adamsen asked.
"I guess when HARP turned into a nationwide movement against people like me."
"Hey, just between us, you ever meet that one from Pine Ridge? Probe Tech, or whatever his name is?"
"Pro-Tech," I corrected, "and, no, I haven't. I read about him online. There's people talking it up about him all over the internet. And, I guess there were a couple of new Chosen over in Glassview City a couple days ago, too. It's amazing how much you miss when you're recuperating in a hospital after a maniac slashes you to bits."
"And did you get any good internet press?"
I sighed. "'Arachnya: Has She Put On Weight Since Being Hospitalized?'" Ms. Adamsen started giggling. "Stop! My costume's so tight, I need to keep a certain weight!"
"Well, sweetie, if the only thing you have to worry about is a few HARP goons shouting at you and some online gossip about your weight, your life probably hasn't changed much since being forced to come out as a super hero."
I smiled. "Well, now the Harpies actually know who I am, as opposed to before, when they just shouted at me when I was in costume."
She raised an eyebrow. "Harpies?"
"HARP goons."
"Harpies?"
"I read it on the internet."
"Oh. Grab your camera, hotshot, we're here."
Ms. Adamsen stopped the car right beside a group of cop cars and we both got out, walking around the police barricades to enter the building. Captain Montoya was busy talking to some of the witnesses as we got to the third floor. I snapped a few pictures, while Ms. Adamsen walked up to Captain Montoya.
"It always amazes me how the Brigade just chooses to show up, instead of waiting for us to issue a press release, like most papers," Captain Montoya said, shaking Ms. Adamsen's hand.
"It's what makes us East City's best selling newspaper, Captain. What's the deal here, anyway?"
She sighed. "From the looks of things, double homicide. Looks like HARP was behind it, too."
I rolled my eyes. They were really getting to be a threat. I turned around to take some pictures of the other side of the room when a cop stepped in front of me and shoved me against the wall. "Hey!" I shouted.
"It's because of you that these people are dead, Power."
"But I didn't do this!"
"Sergeant!" Captain Montoya shouted at the cop. "What's going on here?"
"Captain, I think this Power should be removed from the premises. She's only making the situation outside worse."
Captain Montoya looked at me, then at the cop. "She stays. She's with the Brigade. If I kicked her out, I'd have to do the same thing to Ms. Adamsen, and that would be extremely bad for the department."
He turned away from me. "It's because of her that HARP has gone out of control, ma'am!"
Captain Montoya shook her head. "No, it's because of the Joker. Ms. Harkins was just an unfortunate victim that didn't ask to be put in the public spotlight. And I'll kindly ask you not to use the term Power when speaking about a family friend."
"Captain!"
She held up her hand. "Sergeant, either accept that Ms. Harkins is here to do her job, or yours finds itself subject to extreme jeopardy."
He was staring her down. I don't think I've ever seen somebody glare at someone else that intensely. I was almost afraid for Captain Montoya, until he turned and walked back to the barricade by the stairs. I felt relieved. That guy was scaring me. I turned to Captain Montoya and said, "Thank you so much."
She patted me on the shoulder. "Hey, you deserve a lot of credit for handling the situation the way you did."
"You mean yelling at him?"
"Not that situation. I saw that press conference you had the other day. You handled that very adult-like. Your friend and your dad would both be proud."
I smiled. "I hope so."
***
Sergeant Clancy Grunburg of the East City Police Department watched as the captain talked with both the reporter and the Power, like they deserved to know what the police knew about the crime scene. He wanted to take his gun out and shoot the Power, but that would most certainly get his ass kicked off the Force, and he couldn't let that happen. He was already a little nervous that his fingerprints might be found on the crime scene, seeing as he was the one who'd committed the murder.
Of course, since they were both Powers, he didn't exactly consider his actions murder. He considered his actions necessary, and very much a service to mankind. The Powers didn't need to exist, and he was one of many such people doing HARP's good work across the nation.
Clancy unlocked his apartment door and set his jacket down on the half wall between the kitchen and the door. He walked over to the fridge, pulled out a beer, walked over to his comfortable chair in front of the TV, popped the top, and turned on the TV. As usual, there was little on aside from the infomercials, but that happened at three o'clock in the morning.
He heard his phone buzz in his pocket. He pulled it out and saw the number of his alcoholics anonymous sponsor. He hit the ignore button and set the phone on the table beside his comfortable chair. He hadn't spoken to his sponsor for some time, ever since he first saw the Powers showing up in the city. She hadn't wanted him to join HARP, but he knew it was his duty. He swore an oath to protect and serve, and that meant keeping the Powers from doing what they do, and keeping them from taking over.
His phone buzzed again. He picked it up and saw this time that his caller was the station. He pressed answer, this time. "Sergeant Grunburg."
"Sergeant, this is Captain Montoya. I'd like to see you in my office as soon as possible."
"Ma'am, I'm a little intoxicated at the moment. Can this wait until morning?"
"Now, Sergeant. I already called you a cab." With that, she hung up, and Clancy was concerned.
***
Clancy walked into the captain's office and was immediately greeted by a look of contempt. She scowled at him from behind her desk and then stood, very slowly. "Sergeant Grunburg, I'm going to have to ask you to hand in your badge and your firearm."
He narrowed his eyes. "What?"
She tapped at a file folder on her desk. "You've been a regular attendee at HARP meetings the past two months. Or, at least until they stopped sending us their attendance rosters when they finally started breaking the law."
"Ma'am, my being a member of HARP has, in no way conflicted with my oath as an officer of the law."
She slid the first file to the side and tapped on another. "And your fingerprints were all over that crime scene today, including on the murder victims. From the looks of the autopsy report, you strangled them with your own hands."
Clancy grit his teeth. "And?"
"Grunburg, that's Murder One, and you're not even denyin' it! Why would you kill two innocent people like that?"
He stepped forward. "Innocent? They were Powers, and I dealt with them, like a good cop. That's what we should be doing, not helping the Powers get away with whatever the hell it is they want to get away with!"
Captain Montoya stood up. "You better cool it, Grunburg. The one you personally assaulted at the scene of your own crime happens to be the daughter of the Late Captain Henry Harkins."
"Just because her father was a cop doesn't make her any more special than the rest of the Powers. She's just as much of a monster as they are!"
"I happen to know Ms. Harkins very well, so I'd suggest you hold your tongue before you say something that'll land your ass in a much deeper jail that you're already going to."
"You can't arrest me for hating the Powers, captain."
She smirked. "No. But I can arrest you for killing two of them."
***
I woke up to the sound of a knock on the door. I hauled my still somewhat achy ass out of bed and found that Mom was gone. There was a note on the fridge that read Charlie, I'll be back at noon, please babysit your brother until then. I just shrugged and went to check to see who was at the door. I looked through the peephole and saw Ms. Adamsen looking extremely impatient. I unlocked and opened the door and asked her to come inside.
"Why don't you answer your phone, kiddo?" she asked.
"Well, it was my first night home from the hospital, I kinda wanted to sleep on a normal bed, so... y'know. I put my phone on vibrate. What is it?"
She handed me a newspaper. "Read this, kid."
The picture on the front was the mugshot of the cop that had hassled me the day before. Officer Clancy Grunburg was his name, HARP was his game, apparently. Not only that, but he had been the murderer of the two Chosen that we'd seen the crime scene of!
"Whoa!" I exclaimed.
"No kidding!"
"I wonder if he was the only member of Harpie in the ECPD."
Ms. Adamsen shrugged. "I dunno. Coulda been, but I doubt it. I bet you guys are gonna have to deal with quite a few police Harpies from here on in."
I groaned. "Gee, I'm sure that's gonna be fun."
She smirked. "So, what say we put in an early day at work?"
I shook my head. "Can't. I've gotta babysit my baby brother. After that, I plan on spending some time swinging around."
"Still in costume, I hope."
"Well, yeah, even though I don't need to. It's a super hero thing."
***
As it turned out, I couldn't wear all of my costume. My mom had taken all but my mask downstairs to the laundry room, and they wouldn't be clean for a couple hours. So, instead, I improvised. A gray tee-shirt with a circular Deadpool face on the front, holey blue jeans and sandals, along with my mask. I looked outrageously goofy.
I swung by one of a dozen skyscrapers that all looked the same and landed on the roof of a building across the street from a Burger King and almost laughed. There appeared to be two guys robbing a Burger King. Matter of fact, I did laugh. I swung downward, landing on the sidewalk, and then walked into the resturaunt.
Neither one of them had noticed me as I walked inside. They were too busy getting all the money out of the registers. I walked up to the closest one and tapped him on the shoulder. He spun around and attempted to shoot me, but thanks to my spider-sense, I managed to dodge his bullet in a flash. I grabbed his arm and forced the gun out of his hands. "Y'know, it used to be that a girl could walk into a fast food joint, grab a Big King, and then be happy for the rest of the day." I punched the one I was holding the arm of and knocked him unconscious. "Now, c'mon, make my day a little easier, and just give up."
The other one had turned around by then, and he looked like he was going to burst into laughing tears. "You're that Arachnya girl, right? Harkers, or somethin' like that?"
I sighed. "Harkins, but, yeah, I'm Arachnya." I motioned toward my clothes. "Not that you could really tell, though. Sorry about that, but my mom's washing the rest of my costume."
"Damn, girl, you're pretty hot even in baggy clothes!"
I sighed again. "Thanks, but, this'd really go a lot easier if you just give up now. Seriously, you're robbing a frickin' Burger King, that can't be something you wanna do for the rest of your life."
He raised an eyebrow. "Whaddya mean?"
I took my chance while he was completely off guard, because we were having a calm chat, and webbed him up. I apologized to everybody in the Burger King, mostly getting cheers and thank yous (only the occasional "Shut up, you stupid Power!") and I grabbed the two geniuses and carried them outside, where I proceeded to web them to a street light. I then climbed said street light and continued my little chat with the one idiot. "See? This is what I mean. You'll just end up here a thousand friggin' times, probably with me webbing your ass to the lamp post each time. Do you really wanna do that? Is this really the best life you can imagine? Ripping off Burger Kings? McDonalds and Wendys at least make more money."
"Look, girl, it's kinda tough out there for guys like me. I ain't got no super powers, and none of my friends is rich!"
I laughed. "You think I've got rich friends? I only know one rich guy, and he's an a-hole. Even so, the whole super powers thing isn't exactly all that great. I took one wrong turn, landed in the hospital and ended up outing myself. Why does everybody think this whole super hero thing is fun and games? Swinging around takes a lot of arm strength. Try climbing a rock wall a few times, then you'll understand how swinging through a city feels. Then comes the super villain fights, when I've got to do more than simply beat the poop out of a couple goons trying to rob a Burger King. There's some big guys out there, with super powers, who want to kick my ass every now and again, and I have to deal with that. Those guys aren't easy to take down, and I've had to do it on an almost daily basis, it sucks. Then I've got the Harpies to deal with, and that - "
"Harpies?"
"Yeah, members of HARP. I read it on the internet."
"Hey, girl, I understand you. It sounds like it's even more tough for you, seein' as you've gotta deal with them super villains. Bet you never know when your next meal is, or anything."
I looked down at my dangling feet. "Well, no. I always know when I'm gonna eat, and all."
"See! See! Girl, you ain't got nothin' to deal with!"
I sighed. "Well, my food situation is dealt with by the fact that I have a job! Maybe you should go out and get one!"
"C'mon, girl, way the economy is now? I ain't gonna get no job!"
"So try! Even before I got my powers, I was getting ready to get a job. It just happened that I became a spider-powered girl before that could happen. You need to get a job. You'll be a much happier person when you get a job, and then you won't have to hold up fast food joints just for money which would probably be used at fast food joints!"
He sighed, this time. "Yeah, I guess you're right. But where the hell am I gonna get a job?"
"What's your skill set?"
"Chemical engineering."
He couldn't see it under my mask, but I had the most confused face I could possibly have. "Chemical engineering? You're a goddamn chemical engineer, and here you are, holding up a Burger King?! What the hell?!"
"I got out of Yale, and then there wasn't no work, so I went from dead end job to dead end job, til finally, I got fired from my last dead end job a couple days ago."
"What was that?"
"This Burger King."
I facepalmed. I didn't want to believe something so stupid could be true. A chemical engineer, working in a Burger King, getting fired from said Burger King, and then robbing said Burger King. It sounded so stupid. "Well... I can't actually say anything to that. Hopefully you find something worthwhile on work release." I stood up and shot out a webline as soon as the cops showed up. I swung past and made my way toward work.
***
Clancy sat in a cell, next to the rest of his HARP family, and cursed whichever beat officer would walk past them at any given time. He spoke to the four that inhabited the cell with him. Mr. Scott he recognized, he had been the leader at all the meetings up until he and the rest of his team were arrested for trying to stop that Arachnya movie from being produced. Harmony Sprite he also recognized, as she had murdered Captain Harkins and tried to implicate Arachnya in the murder. He wished that her attempt had succeeded, even though he hadn't wished Captain Harkins dead.
Mr. Wilkins and Mr. Jenkins, on the other hand, were complete strangers to him. He vaguely remembered seeing them at meetings, but that was all. He didn't care, they were brothers to him. More so than the East City Police Department had been, despite the oath they had all taken and the badges they all wore. He felt betrayed in a way, but he also knew that being released from the police department meant that he was free to do whatever it was HARP asked him to do.
Like he was about to do now.
He reached into his mouth and forced himself to vomit onto the floor. He retrieved the key and the syringe from the sack that he'd swallowed and walked back over to the cell door. He made sure none of his former fellow officers were anywhere nearby. After that, he unlocked the cell and motioned for his four fellow inmates to follow him.
"Here," he said, sticking the syringe in Harmony's arm. "Courtesy of someone who says they know you."
"What is it?"
"It'll activate your powers again."
"What?" Mr. Scott said, stepping between them. "She's a Power!"
Clancy looked over at him. "I know, but the one who gave me my instructions said to get her out and give her her powers back. I don't know why, and believe me, I'm as apprehensive as you."
Harmony's eyes glowed a white orange, and then she smiled. "Don't worry, boys, I'm one of the good Powers." She raised her hand toward the door at the end of the hallway and a fireball burst forth from her palm. The door exploded outward, directly into the detective's room. Six cops all drew their weapons and set to work shooting at the blonde woman in front of them, but most of them failed.
Clancy walked toward the only other occupied cell and unlocked it. He looked in at the three occupants, a man and two women, and nodded at them. The man seemed to understand what was going on, while the woman who had hair swore at him in Russian. Or, well, Clancy assumed it was Russian. It sounded like that language.
He walked back over to the rest of the HARP members and followed Harmony's assault out of the building, into the unmarked black van that was already waiting for them outside. He smiled as he slammed the back door of the van shut. He was home free.
***
Boy, was I surprised to find that while I was gone, they moved the photography department out of its little closet onto the main floor. Timmy and I had our own desks with the rest of the reporters, now. Made me feel a little special.
At least until I finished with my work and found I had nothing left to do except spin around in my chair. Which was what I was doing when the Brigade's oldest reporter, Carter West, walked up to me and dropped a stack of pictures on my desk. "Can I help you?" I asked.
"These need filed."
I shrugged. I wasn't exactly the file clerk, but I didn't have anything else to do. I leaned over and opened my file cabinet. "Um, which file?"
"It's all the way in the back. June fifteenth, nineteen ninety-eight."
I rifled through the files and found the one he was looking for. I pulled it out and saw that there were dozens of photos already in the file. "I don't know if I can fit these in here."
"Charlie, look at the pictures."
Wow, he knew my name. Granted, most people knew my name, let alone most people here at the Brigade, considering almost everybody took a shine to me as soon as I started working here, but Mr. West hadn't said two words to me since my first day. I picked up the pictures that he placed on my desk and something. Just. Didn't. Add up.
Tim was in the pictures. "What's up with these?"
"I found those in my personal files. Now, am I wrong, or isn't that around the time you were born?"
"It was, yeah, but, what's with Timmy being in them?"
"I don't know, kid. You'll have to ask your boyfriend yourself."
I looked down at the photos again, and scratched my head.
***
I gathered up some of my stuff as soon as Ms. Adamsen walked up to my desk. "So, anything special planned with the boyfriend tonight?" she asked.
I shook my head. "Nope. I just wanna swing by his house and show him some pictures."
"Ah. And by swing, you mean..."
"Hey, I can actually mean swing, now. I don't have to hide from everybody." I giggled. "Much as I hate the fact that everybody in my life is a target, should some uber-villain decide I'm big threat, I love the fact that I'm free to be me. Kinda like Peter Parker in that one scene in Spider-Man 3, except that he was being really stupid in that scene, because nobody knew who he was and yet, there he was, swinging through the city streets so obviously."
She patted me on the shoulder. "Kiddo, I'm not a comic book nerd like you, okay?"
I shrugged. "I know. Well, I'm heading over to the boyfriend's place. I'll see ya tomorrow."
She held up a hand to stop me, then reached into my desk drawer. "You forgot this." In her hand she held my mask. I wanted to punch myself.
***
Clancy opened the back doors of the van as soon as they reached their destination, and was immediately greeted by an elderly man with leg braces holding a gun on him. The only one in the van who didn't look surprised was Harmony, who stood there with a smile on her face. What the hell is up with her?
His mental question was answered not with words, but with a bullet in his chest. He looked down and saw blood seeping from the hole in his chest, then he looked back up at the man with the leg braces. He'd suddenly been joined by another man and a young girl, about seventeen.
The second man turned to the girl. "Remember what I taught you, Korra. Take his mind, store it, and then release it. Officer Grunburg will be quite useful." The girl nodded to him, then walked toward Clancy and placed her hand on his forehead. He felt a very sharp shock, like the kind you suffer from static electricity, only a thousand times more amplified and localized directly on his brain.
And then Clancy Grunburg was no more.
***
I felt my spider-sense tingle just as I landed on a stop light on fifty-fourth and Honduras (yes, believe it or not, there's a street here in East City called Honduras. I didn't believe it either, until my dad drove me past there one time when we were on our way to a ballgame). I looked around, but I didn't see anything out of the ordinary.
At least until a 1997 Buick almost hit my square in the face.
I jumped up, used some webbing to keep the car from landing on any friendly people, who were all probably secretly members of HARP, or something, and then landed on the underside of the car, which was now suspended above a Rav4 that I just could not stand the color of. I looked in the direction the car had come from and saw one of those robots like the one I'd broken to pieces back in the first days. It stalked towards me, and then it was suddenly joined by a second, then a third, then a fourth. Woo, boy. I was about to have my work cut out for me.
"I would honestly like it if everybody ran!" I shouted to the people who appeared to be frozen in their cars. I springboarded from car to car, making my way toward the robots, and shot several web balls at their feet. I leaped onto the closest one and looked around for something that looked either important or wire-y, and instead found a simple word.
HARP.
Great. So the Harpies were behind these robots. That's just plain fan-damn-tastic. I was about to twist the head around manually, but the robot did it on its own, so I simply punched it in the optic sensor, causing it to fall over in a please take me up the ass position. I assumed this one was out of commission and made my way to the next one.
The next one was already free of the webbing I'd nailed its feet to the ground with, and was busy picking up the nearest car, which it proceeded to throw at me. I dodged the wayward Dodge (heh heh, get it?), which did part of my job for me by landing on one of the other robots. Yippie for accidents! I landed on the robot's stomach, then I started crawling around it while covering it with webbing.
This, of course, was also a good thing, because the final robot had freed itself of my initial webbing and was charging toward me, ready to punch me in the face and probably take my head off in the process. Lucky me, because it hit its friend by mistake, knocking its head clean off. I rolled off of that robot as it fell to the ground and shot two straight webs at the final one, pulling it down to the ground. I then held it down with my knee (thank God for spider-strength, whatever the hell that's the equivalent of; seriously, how does equivalent strength of a spider mean anything good for a human being? We can crush spiders with our bare hands, that's not exactly strength) and yanked its head off with my hands.
I stood there as rain started to fall, and cops started to arrive. I stood there wondering why the hell the Harpies decided to send these things after me now.
***
"Well, kid, that was pretty impressive, from what the traffic cameras show," Captain Montoya said to me as she handed me a bottle of water. I offered her a weak smile for a moment, then took a drink. "Any idea who sent these things?"
I nodded. "I know exactly who. It was those damned Harpies."
She raised an eyebrow. "Harpies?"
I glared at her. "I read it online."
She sighed. "Whatever. Does this explain that HARP breakout earlier today?"
"I didn't know there was one."
She nodded. "Yup. Harmony Sprite, Scott, Wilkins, Jenkins, Clancy Grunburg, all of 'em."
I shrugged. "I dunno. I'm just glad these four are done with. I hate these stupid things."
***
Korra Reston tried to concentrate on the memories of the four HARP members who's consciousnesses she'd bio leeched from their bodies. She couldn't, though, just like he'd said she couldn't. All she felt was a nagging sensation that some part of her was gone forever. She looked down at the electricity coursing between her fingers and sighed.
Instead of focusing on that, she looked at Harmony, who was leaning against a wall. "What?" the older woman asked, an annoyed tone in her voice.
Korra shrugged. "Nothing. I'm just thinking about those four."
Harmony walked over to her and patted her on the shoulder. "Don't worry about 'em, kid. They weren't anything special."
Korra looked up at her face. "Is there some reason the robots need human brains to work?"
Harmony shrugged. "I dunno, but the Benefactor knows what he's doing. Everything'll be better soon, kiddo."
Korra nodded. She knew that Harmony was right, even if she didn't know what exactly the Benefactor was planning on doing.
Even if she didn't know what the Benefactor needed her for, because he could have bio leeched those four just as well as Korra herself could.
The Big Talk
The most important room in the White House existed in the building's West Wing, made iconically famous in the television series of the same name. The room earned its name by its shape, and thus it was called the Oval Office. At one side, in front of a grouping of windows, sat a large desk with more papers atop it than any man cared to believe he could have piled on his desk. Just slightly off center was a grouping of couches, maybe a couple chairs, and a small coffee table, around which the furniture was placed.
Behind the large desk at the one end of the room sat a man who was known throughout the world. Most people couldn't turn on a television without hearing about or from him, sometimes with threats from local terrorist leaders being directed at him. The President of the United States had no super powers of his own, but he wielded enough power nonetheless. He wasn't sitting behind the desk, he was standing, staring out the window. There were at least three helicopters on the lawn, and soon, the meeting would begin.
To the President's left stood a man who's physical description could only be average. He had no distinguishing featuristics, he wasn't abnormally tall, nor was he overweight. Average was the only thing someone could remember after seeing this man. Despite the President's stance on smoking, this man lit up a cigarette, pausing every so often to tap the ashes into a portable ashtray that was hidden behind the face of his watch.
"It's really happening, isn't it?" the President asked. "We're actually about to have this conversation."
The cigarette smoking man nodded. It was all the gesture he needed to make, but he still said, "It's long overdue."
The President turned his head toward the man. "I know. The sad thing is that a city is tearing itself apart because we took too long."
"Two cities."
The President nodded. Pine Ridge was officially a war zone, with National Guard forces stationed at every entrance to or exit from the city. Los Milagros had just suffered a devastating attack caused by a seventeen year old girl named Melody Hunter, though that unfortunate situation had since quieted down, save for the occasional rioting. National Guard troops were on station there, as well. He had hoped that the emergence of the Chosen wouldn't take the situation to these extremes.
I hate the fact that we're here. We should never have gotten here.
There was a knock on the door. "Let them in," the President said. One by one, several people entered the Oval Office. Generals Halsey and Carpenter, Senators Shuster, Liefeld and Lee, Attorney Kennedy of HealAll, Brand of Brand Industries and Kaplan of Banter Industries. The President hadn't expected Penelope Banter herself to come, though he was surprised at Kennedy and Brand's appearances. Kennedy was situated in a wheelchair after the recent attempt on his life, and Brand was well-known for his beliefs about the government, despite his rather personal role in law enforcement. "Thank you all for coming," the President said, turning to address his guests.
Kennedy was the first to speak. "I'd like to express my surprise, being called here during such a severe crisis. Pine Ridge is in a state of complete anarchy, thanks to HARP."
General Halsey spoke up next: "This HARP movement is nothing but a few peaceful demonstrators. It's my personal opinion that HealAll is escalating these events for their own press, passing off their own people as HARP, and then using them to cause chaos."
"We'd do no such thing!" Kennedy spat back at the general. "And what about the HARP attacks in East City and Los Milagros? And there's suspicion that HARP was involved in both the attack on Glassview College and the Evergreen Mall incident in Glassview City."
Senator Shuster cleared his throat. "Though credit for the Glassview College attack was later taken by HARP, eyewitness reports at the Evergreen Mall state that an, excuse me, 'orange-furred monster' was to blame. There were reports of HARP members in the mall, however they weren't involved with the incident."
Senator Lee spoke next, "HARP does appear to be on the warpath in East City, however. Police Captain Montoya reported several HARP members escaped custody, and then a group of robot attacks were later attributed to HARP, which were stopped thanks in no small part to Arachnya."
Halsey jabbed an index finger in Lee's direction. "HARP wouldn't be so much of a problem if it weren't for people like Ms. Harkins."
Kennedy moved his wheelchair slightly. "So now we're blaming a terrorist organization on people who didn't choose for this to happen to them."
Halsey snorted a laugh. "Very funny thing to say about people known as Chosen."
The President leaned against his desk and noted that William Brand hadn't said anything. It wasn't a big surprise, the CEO of Brand Industries wasn't a man of many words, but considering the role the President knew Brand had played in many Larsen City events, he was very surprised that that the man hadn't spoken yet. The President turned to General Halsey. "What's your personal take on HARP, General?"
The military man snorted another laugh. "As I said before, they're peaceful demonstrators. They've caused no harm to anyone."
"And the murder of a man rumored to be a Chosen on the front lawn of HealAll's Los Milagros office? That was peaceful? It was on live TV. The situation just yesterday, when Mr. Kennedy and a young Chosen boy were shot at a press conference? The boy died, General."
"Though Mr. Kennedy will disagree with me, the incident on the HealAll lawn was no doubt a HealAll propaganda stunt. And the shooter at yesterday's press conference was acting under duress, hardly evidence of a HARP death agenda. From what I hear, there's reasonably good intel that the psychopath known as the Joker is somewhere in Pine Ridge, and after all the things he did in Larsen City, blackmailing a man into committing murder wouldn't even sound out of place."
The President turned to Kaplan. "Mr. Kaplan, does Banter Industries have anything to say about the recent events in Glassview City? There were Chosen identified at both the college dorm and the mall, and Ms. Banter quickly swooped in and took care of both crises."
Henry Kaplan, the man the President dealt with most often when it came to Banter Industries, pushed his glasses back up from where they had slid down his nose and then leaned forward on the couch. "Ms. Banter has asked me not to comment on these incidents, sir. She's told me that her eventual plans will come across your desk once the time is right."
The President sighed. He turned to Brand. "Mr. Brand, you've been awefully quiet. Seeing as you're a resident of Larsen City, I'd like to know your take on the recent Joker situation, including the murder of one Francis Holden."
Brand nodded. "Going by what I know, mostly from the live broadcast in which Mr. Holden was murdered, the Joker was playing up Knight's similarities to the comic book hero Batman. The Joker appeared to see himself as Knight's mortal enemy, much like how the comic book Joker is to Batman."
"The Larsen City murders number just under a thousand, compiling both the mall and church explosions. How many of them were suspected to be Chosen?"
Brand shook his head. "We have no way of knowing, sir. The Chosen appear to be nothing but random, no rhyme nor reason to their selection. In the interview Ms. Harkins had with her newspaper, she mentioned a being in human shape that appeared to her in her bedroom, and the Chosen that was murdered in Pine Ridge suggested he had once been female, and that the Choosing reversed his gender. We can't substantiate these claims, as a few Chosen don't seem to have records suggesting they were the opposite gender prior to their Choosing."
The President nodded. "I know that this gender transformation issue is unclear to most of you, but the research my top advisors tell me about indicates that this is the case for all of them." He gave a small look toward the cigarette smoking man, standing in the corner. "From Ms. Harkins to Pro-Tech to the orange-furred beast in Glassview City."
Kennedy looked like he was gripping his wheelchair a little tighter. "Mr. President, I'm deeply shocked. HealAll entered into an exclusive contract with the United States government for all Chosen research. As stated by a clause in that contract, we're to be informed of any such research Which agency did this research go through?"
The President waved his hand. "I'm not at liberty to say, Mr. Kennedy."
"Mr. President! Am I to assume our contract has been terminated, then?"
The President shook his head. "On the contrary, HealAll is very important to us. Your company is leading the charge in nanotechnology."
General Carpenter said, "Nanotechnology that is supposed to be for our soldiers on the battlefield, I might add."
Senator Shuster added, "And if our law enforcement personel were equiped with such measures, so many men wouldn't have died when Melody Hunter slaughtered them in Los Milagros. Just how far along is your nanotechnology, Mr. Kennedy?"
Kennedy appeared to be fuming. "I can't speak for the science division, as I'm simply a lawyer, but I'm told we're making good progress on that front. Sasha Jackson, our test subject, has recently made a complete recovery from he - his physical situation."
The President looked back at Brand. Before he could say anything to the reclusive billionaire, Senator Shuster asked, "And does anyone know who manufactured those nanocytes we've heard about being used in East City? Had we someone had a needle of those, Melody Hunter may not have even been able to kill so many people."
The President hid a smile. Senator Lee answered, "The only thing anyone seems to know is that the hero Knight supplies them to the East City Police. No one knows where he comes from, however."
The President held his hands up. "Gentlemen, I believe we need to get back to the original subject: HARP. General Carpenter, we've yet to hear your opinion on them, or do you share General Halsey's rather limited beliefs?"
Halsey gave Carpenter a look, one that the President didn't fail to notice. Carpenter sighed. "My own position on HARP is a little clouded, Mr. President. My daughter was recently killed in a HARP raid in Denver. She wasn't a Chosen, but they killed her anyway, because her roommate was a Chosen."
"So you know that HARP is, indeed, a terrorist organization, unlike General Halsey believes?"
Carpenter nodded. "Yes sir, Mr. President."
Halsey stood. "Mr. President, I hardly believe this one situation constitutes anything. Though claiming to be HARP, they could have simply been members of HealAll's propaganda campaign."
Kennedy groaned audibly, like a child. "No such campaign exists, General. The only thing we've done is show the country - no, the world - what monsters the HARP are. Christine and Rick's struggles prove that HARP is on a warpath to not only get rid of the Chosen, but to slaughter them, no matter their age."
Senator Liefeld finally took his chance to speak up. "I can't understand how HARP could be seen as anything other than a terrorist organization?"
Halsey said, "Is your opinion based on what Mr. Kennedy tells you, Senator? Just because Pine Ridge lies in your state doesn't mean that these attacks are anything less than HealAll propaganda." Halsey turned to Kennedy. "You've given us nothing that suggests otherwise, Mr. Kennedy."
Kennedy responded, "I don't see how you don't have proof yet? Pine Ridge: A city is tearing itself apart. Los Milagros: A man is murdered on the lawn of HealAll's headquarters. Glassview City: A college dorm is burned to the ground. East City: A HARP chapter opens up shop by assaulting a post office. A federal offense at best, an act of terrorism at worst." Kennedy leaned forward in his wheelchair. "So, tell me, General Halsey, what does that suggest?"
The President heard clapping. He turned his head and saw the cigarette smoking man slowly clapping his hands, walking forward from the corner. He was surprised that his advisor was making his presense known. This was the first time he'd ever done so.
"And just who the hell are you?" General Halsey asked.
The cigarette smoking man shook his head. "A simple advisor. The President asked me to sit in on this meeting because I'm in a very... interesting position."
Kaplan asked, "And just what position is that?"
"For instance, Mr. Kaplan, my organization knows about Ms. Banter's intentions to form the Chosen team, the Light, with Ms. Hobden and Mr. Jones." He turned to Kennedy. "We know that, while HealAll has had nothing to do with HARP's recent attacks, they are harboring the identities of three Chosen. Seeing as the Chosen are under your protection, I won't divulge their names, but I do know them." Next was Halsey. "You, General, have made several donations to HARP over the last few weeks, including military weaponry."
Halsey looked like he was about to blow his cap. "Military weaponry that was stolen before it arrived in Pine Ridge."
The cigarette smoking man shrugged. "Either way, I'm sure the Secret Service agents outside the door will be ready to take you in as soon as this meeting is over. You've committed an act of treason, at best." He smiled. He turned to Carpenter. "I'm sorry for your loss, General Carpenter, the tragedy in Denver was... I don't think I need to say much about that. Her roommate was very special. She could see truths behind lies." Next was Shuster. "Senator Shuster, Ms. Hunter herself isn't a Chosen."
Shuster asked, "Then what is she?"
"Another sort called a Rejected, generally given significantly more power than a Chosen. She's quite the specimen, too. We've had quite a bit of work on our hands examining her."
Kennedy asked, "You've taken her in? How?"
"Thanks to her dual personalities, using tranquilizer darts on one of her brings the other out. Access and Problem Child are her names, and Problem Child is under heavy sedation, and will remain so as long as she's under our care."
"And what exactly are these 'Rejected'?"
The cigarette smoking man smiled again. "I'm not at liberty to say, just yet. We've had only twenty-four hours to examine Ms. Hunter, and we don't have much information yet." He looked at Senator Lee, now. "Senator Lee, East City, your own home, has seen the largest influx of Chosen. If there's a reason for this, we don't know it yet, though we have attempted to find out many times."
Kennedy spoke up again, "And have you contacted any Chosen? Perhaps the reason lies with them."
The cigarette smoking man nodded. "We have, though none of them know. Though, our efforts to discover the reasons behind the Choosing have taken a backseat to our attempts to find the subjects pre-Choosing."
Kaplan asked, "You have a way of detecting Chosen before they're Chosen?"
"We do. There's a particularly interesting pair in Glassview City that I think you'll want to know about, but that's all I can say for now."
The President put his hand on the cigarette smoking man's shoulder. "That's enough for now, my friend."
"Actually, I did have one more surprise." The cigarette smoking man turned to Brand. "Mr. Brand, I'd personally like to know just what the Joker said to you in that church before he destroyed it."
Brand stepped forward. "I'm not sure I understand what you mean. The Joker and I have only spoken on one occasion, at the press conference after Ms. Harkins' unfortunate unmasking."
"On the contrary, you spoke on a few occasions, including on live television, just before Francis Holden was murdered."
Senator Liefeld said, "That would mean..."
The cigarette smoking man nodded. "Yes. William Brand is the hero Knight, and he's standing in this room with us, pretending he's not."
Everyone in the room turned to Brand, their eyes focused on a living example of a super hero, standing in the Oval Office.
Brand asked, "Tell me how it is you know that."
"I'm not at liberty to say, but I can tell you that we're proud of the work you've done, both in Larsen City and East City. Taking Guardian, Angel, Blackhole and Terror and turning them into a formidable fighting force, a force for good. Assisting Erica Morris in starting up that little children's group, though that didn't work out quite so well, did it?"
Brand's hands balled into fists. "What do you know about that?"
"We know that Ms. Reston is now in quite negative hands, working with the Benefactor."
Halsey asked, "Who is this Benefactor?"
Brand answered, "He's a criminal, taking Chosen and using them for some end that we haven't been able to figure out, though I assume you," that was directed at the cigarette smoking man, "have some idea."
The cigarette smoking man shook his head. "No, unfortunately, we don't. He's the one area that we haven't been able to figure out, no doubt due to his ability to hide himself from everyone except those he wants on his side."
The President said, "Make no mistake, gentlemen, the Benefactor is a threat to each and every one of us in this room."
Kennedy asked, "Does the Benefactor have anything to do with HARP?"
The cigarette smoking man answered, "Not that we know. His loyalties don't seem to lie with anyone but himself. He's not too dissimilar to the Joker, though he seems more focused. What he wants and what his means are are the questions that we've sought to answer, and why we've remained so secret."
The President added, "And why his organization answers only to me. You all know this now, and you all need to remember it when you leave. HARP and the Benefactor are the two biggest threats that we've ever had to face as a nation. The Benefactor uses Chosen, men who can rip apart cities with their minds; HARP does the exact opposite, and slaughters families in their homes. Both sides have put American lives in danger, and too many people have been caught in the crossfire. These two things are what we all need to focus on in the near future." He walked over to the window and looked outside. "I want you all to return to your homes, to your cities, and get ready for the coming battles. Mr. Kaplan, tell Ms. Banter to start her team; Mr. Brand, return to yours; Mr. Kennedy, get HealAll's Chosen ready. Every asset we have, every Charlotte Harkins we have, we're going to need."
Genesis
I've lived so many lifetimes, it's actually impossible to remember how many. I remember all of the little details, but most of them are out of order. Was it yesterday or next Saturday that I was in pre-Soviet Russia? Y'know, now that I think about it, it may have been over eight thousand years from now, or last Monday. These things are all jumbled up now, and completely unimportant.
What is important, however, is the plan.
I looked over all the photographs I had on my wall, all the faces I remember, that I've killed, that I've been. Not this time, but at some time. All of them exist now, or did at some point. Most of them are still alive, though a few are dead. This time around is progressing similar to the first time, so some of the ones that used to be my friends aren't around anymore.
I looked over the photos. Charlie 'Arachnya' Harkins. 'Angel'. Brenda 'Sapphire' Hobden. Sasha 'Pro-Tech' Jackson. Eli 'Brainwave' Sanders. I know or knew all of them, I've been all of them, I've killed all of them. Not this time, not this form, not for many centuries. I don't even remember most of their deaths, I just remember them. Maybe it's better that way. I shouldn't get bogged down by those details anymore.
(I remember one death. I remember her's.)
But there are some details I can't forget. Charlie's neck, under my heel. Tracy's head on a pike. Elliot's skull burning in my hand. Gabriel's blood, black as ink. These things and more haunted my nightmares and danced peacefully in my dreams. I wanted to forget them, but I loved remembering them.
Such is the dichotemy of being me.
"Boss," Jarman said, rousing me from my waking daydream. I turned to him, but didn't speak. He took the hint. "We don't know went wrong at the dorm, but we're tryin' our best. Them kids just - "
"Got the better of you? I know. I should have hired better bounty hunters." I turned away from him. "Hikari is at least semi-competent." I pressed a button on my desk and a screen on the wall showed the actions of Jarman and Hikari at the dorm. The fires raged, and Elliot Jones got away clean, even though I had wanted him dead. I pressed the button again and the screen shut off. I turned back to Jarman and folded my arms across my chest. "Would you care to explain why I should consider this anything but a cluster fuck for which I should exact punishment?"
The cowboy looked at a loss for words. I should have met with Hikari. She would have been a much better subject to debrief. In more ways than one. Too bad the Japanese woman was too busy keeping an eye on her Chosen niece to meet with me. I eventually looked away from him again when he didn't speak. Despite his ridiculous exterior, Buck Jarman was a professional. He wouldn't let this failure stop him from succeeding in the future.
Too bad for him, I didn't want him to succeed. He assumed I wanted Elliot Jones dead, mainly because I'd told him that, but the truth was far more complicated than he could ever comprehend. Hell, I wouldn't be able to comprehend it if I hadn't experienced this scenario over and over and over again over the past few billion centuries. I let Jarman leave, to finish the mission that I knew he was going to fail.
I pulled out my photograph. The one thing that tied me to my original life. It was something I'd never forget, a time I'd never allow myself to lose. I looked at that photo, and I knew I was doing the right thing.
***
Aaron Dahl looked at his love and kissed her from the bottom of her chin down to her breasts. Annette Simms moaned as he pressed his lips to her nipple, and then she grabbed him by the face and brought him to her mouth, and he didn't complain. He ran his fingers through her hair and pulled away, flashing her a smile. "That was pretty rough, Annie. Almost like the old days."
She smiled. "You mean when I was the one filling you up?"
"Yeah, those days. It seems so weird, now."
She giggled. "What does? Being on top or remembering that I used to be on top?"
He smiled again. "Remembering. I'm too used to being the man, now. It's hard for me to remember what I even looked like. I look at photos and I just think they're of other people until I remember the moments. Think we'll ever forget about our old lives?"
She kissed him on the cheek. "The one thing I want to remember about my old life is still here, and that's you." She grabbed her phone from off the night stand and took a quick picture. "Which is why I'm takin' a picture of us naked."
Aaron laughed. "Us naked? What for?"
She shrugged. "Because I have my phone with me right now and we're having sex. You want us to put our clothes back on and take another one?"
He simply kissed her again.
***
I could walk the streets unnoticed because I haven't let myself be noticed. The power of invisibility was a great help, as well. No one knew I was there, and they never would. Intangibility was also good. I could literally walk right through people. These things came in handy when I needed to follow someone. When I needed to find someone.
The man I was looking for would never be picked out of a crowd. He would never be noticed in any building. He was utterly forgettable. His one distinctive feature: he smoked cigarettes. Lucky for me, I knew exactly what he looked like, and I knew exactly where he was. His base of operations was a secret building underneath the White House, unreachable by any elevator except for one hidden in the Oval Office itself, in a corner near the President's desk.
I entered the Oval Office, where the President was speaking with his seventeen year old daughter, formerly his seventeen year old son. Few people knew that the President's interest in Chosen was brought on specifically by the Choosing of his own child. As a matter of fact, aside from me, the President and the cigarette smoking man, no one knew. All anybody knew was that the President had a reclusive child who few ever saw, and fewer still knew that the child was that of the President. But now, the President's daughter wasn't reclusive, she was a semi-public figure, in fact a champion for gay rights.
I found the elevator and phased my way down, into the secret building paid for by dollars the tax-payers would never know they contributed to. I slipped through the elevator doors and found myself in a very plain hallway, which didn't surprise me in the least. I passed by offices and conference rooms, all with people in suits doing things that no American citizen would ever know about. These people made Marvel's SHIELD look like the Neighborhood Watch in comparison.
I made my way through the building, looking for the office of the cigarette smoking man, and finding it. I slipped inside and found it empty, but that was of no concern to me. I was looking for one thing and one thing only. I checked his drawers, his cabinets, but they were all empty. The only thing I found in one was a small cube-like device.
Exactly what I was looking for.
I took the device in one hand and concentrated on it. Within seconds, an exact copy of the device created itself in the palm of my other hand. Everything on the original would be on the copy, absolutely no degredation. And with it, each and every secret that the cigarette smoking man had would be at my fingertips.
Time to change the course of history.
***
William Brand stood up as his guest arrived. Penelope Banter was dressed exquisitely, as always, with a very flashy, yet simple black dress that nearly reached the floor on the left yet barely covered her thigh on the right. "It's been awhile, William," she said, giving him a hug.
"We've both been busy. I was a little dismayed that you didn't show up at the White House yourself the other day."
She made a brushing motion with her hand. "Please, I had better things to do. You'd never believe all the hard work that goes into starting a super hero team." She smiled. "Or, well, maybe you do."
He nodded. "Yes, I assumed Kaplan told you everything that happened. How was that little secret?"
She giggled. "I can't say I'm surprised. Big billionaire, sees a whole bunch of super heroes flying around, decides to buy a costume of his own and join the fun. I can understand that feeling very well."
William looked over the restaurant menu. "And just how well does the Titan work?"
As he suspected, Penelope took it in stride. "Quite well if I do say so myself. It was no small task developing a device to replicate muscle memory, but it ended up being the easiest thing to design. The weapons systems actually took me longer, believe it or not."
He smiled. "I'd think the daughter of the world's most famous weapons designer would be able to kick that one out in an instant."
"Hardly." She picked up her own menu. "What's good here, anyway?"
"I'm partial to the spaghetti myself, but I was brought up on Itallian food. How's Karen?"
She glanced over the top of the menu at him. "You know about that, too?"
"I pride myself on my detective skills."
She sighed. "It's been difficult, obviously. The man I love is still in there, even if the outside doesn't match. For the sake of appearances, however, I just finished work on a device to allow her elasticity to mimic her former appearance. Harry should be showing it to her now. She'll never be male between the legs again, unless I can find some way to do that, but at least we can go out in public without looking like a pair of girlfriends on a shopping trip."
William nodded. "And what about the two Brits? Brenda and Elliot?"
"They're coming along nicely. Brenda was the difficult one at first, her powers are controlled by her imagination, and that has been both her greatest strength and weakness this whole time. Elliot on the other hand, he's been doing just fine with his powers."
"Young Chosen can be a problem at times. Sadly, my plans for a young Chosen training center didn't pan out."
"Doesn't mean you shouldn't try again. Maybe Guardian could run it this time. What does he do, anyway?"
"He's a reporter."
"You're kidding, right? A reporter?"
He glanced over the top of his own menu. "Arachnya's a photographer."
"She's also fifteen years old."
"Sixteen."
"Still."
"You're a billionaire genius."
"You forgot playgirl and philanthropist."
"We both run multinational companies, dealing in a great many different things." He reached into his pocket. "Which reminds me, take this," he said, handing her a small black case.
She took it. "What is it?"
"Nanocytes. In case you run into any difficult Chosen. These will suppress their powers to the point that they can't access them. There are sixty vials in there. Call me personally if you need any more."
"So, these are the famous nanocytes. Does HealAll know that you make these things?"
"They do now, after that meeting at the White House."
A new voice said, "Say cheese!" After that, there was a bright flash. William turned and saw Ms. Charlotte Harkins standing there, holding her camera. She lowered, exposing her smiling face. "Wow, William Brand and Penelope Banter in the same place."
William rolled his eyes. "Ms. Harkins. What brings you to this fine establishment?"
"Work, actually. My boss sent me here to interview you two. The country's two top billionaires having dinner with one another, Mr. Brindleson couldn't pass up the opportunity to send his only super reporter over here. Lemme tell you, swinging in this dress," she motioned to the ridiculously simple yellow dress she was wearing, "was not easy."
Penelope asked, "They wouldn't let you in here in your costume?"
"Nope. They were being dicks about it. Told my boss over the phone that if I wasn't all dressed up, they wouldn't even let me stick to the walls. Threatened to hose me down, even, it was rude!" Harkins pulled a chair from another table and sat down beside them. "So, what's the occasion? Is this how billionaires date?"
Penelope shook her head. "We're not together. I do have to say, though, it's an honor to meet the world's first public super hero."
Harkins shrugged. "I'm just the first, nothing special."
"On the contrary! Because of you, there'll be plenty of Chosen out there who can feel great about not having to hide."
"And because of the Harpies, there'll be plenty who just want to keep themselves hidden. I can't blame them."
William raised an eyebrow. "Harpies?"
Harkins rolled her eyes. "Why does no one know that?"
Penelope giggled. "I actually do. My young wards use it."
"Thank God! I was beginning to think I was the only one in East City that knew what it meant."
William said, "I can only assume it means members of HARP?"
"And you'd be correct! Still, they're a pain, and I can understand any other Chosen choosing to stay low-key just to keep their families safe."
Penelope said, "I hate to rush this, honey, but William and I are only meeting for dinner, so can we speed up this little interview?"
Harkins smiled.
***
One of my many abilities is, unsurprisingly, teleportation. I still enjoy the relatively normal act of taking planes, however, when the opportunity shows itself, but hopping on a 747 won't ever take any supposedly normal citizen to the South Pole, especially to a base that doesn't exist. And so, I had to use my teleportation ability, and I found myself at a secret facility not thirteen miles from McMurdo Base.
The wind was raging, as was usual for this region. I regulated my temperature and kept myself from freezing. I made my way closer to the facility and smiled as I saw the two guards standing outside. Had to be pretty cold for them. I was about to make them very warm. I walked right up to them and then made myself visible. They both looked surprised, then raised their weapons. I held out my hand and opened black holes beneath both of them. They each fell through, landing somewhere close to an active volcano.
I reached out with my hand and crushed the entrance, sending the doors flying inward. Two more guards stood and raised their assault rifles. They fired, sending bullets my way, but that didn't last long. I held the bullets in mid-air, then sent them flying right back at the guards. Blood sprayed the walls behind them as the bullets slammed into their bodies at seven times their original speed. I calmly walked inside, ignoring the sound of the alarms.
The target was seven floors down. I made my way to the elevator, as calmly as possible. I didn't want to look like I was desperate, after all. Two men in suits jumped out in front of me, handguns drawn. I looked at each one, and then they pointed their weapons at each other. Both of them thought that the other man was me, and that I was the other man. Both men fired, killing the other one. I continued on my way to the elevator.
When I reached the seventh floor, the doors opened to seventeen soldiers, each one pointing an assault rifle at my head. I smiled. Time for some fun.
Faster than any of them could see, I sped toward the man in the center and jammed both my hands in his chest. Smiling to his face, I pulled my hands in opposing directions, splitting him in half vertically. I threw each piece of the man at a different wall, then kicked the closest man in the face, tearing his face right off of his skull. His body fell to the ground with a thump that was drowned out by dozens of bullets being fired at me.
None of the bullets reached their targets, thanks to my telekinesis, but that didn't stop them from trying. I grabbed the closest man and crushed his skull in the palm of my hand, letting his body drop. The next man decided the best thing to do would be to drop his rifle and take me on with a knife. I showed him the error of his ways by plowing my fist through his stomach. I sent billions of volts of electricity through his body. His corpse burned at the edge of my arm. I threw him at another man, then used my mind to construct two saw blades, made of solid light. I launched them directly at the closest soldier and watched as they buried deep into his body, spraying blood at the walls, and on the eleven remaining soldiers.
I turned to another man, who cowered before me, trying to dry-fire his rifle. He didn't realize he hadn't reloaded yet. I simply glared at him, and two wounds opened up on his neck. His skin burned, thanks to my heat vision. When I was done with him, there were matching holes on the back of his neck as well, blood pouring out over the cauterized rims of the holes.
Ten men left. I grabbed the next one by his wrists, pulled him close, and then kicked him away, tearing his arms right out of their sockets as his body flew back against a wall. I pulled up a section of the floor and crushed him against the wall completely. Another man tried to get me with a knife, this one burying the blade into my arm. My body absorbed the metal, and I used it to turn my fingers into razor sharp claws. I dug the claws deep into the man's face and twisted my fingers around, making a disgusting swirl of blood, bone and skin.
I turned into a gaseous form now, and entered the lungs of the next man. I transformed, then, into liquid, and filled his lungs up. If that wasn't bad enough, I turned into acid, and ate away at his lungs. His death was not a quick one. I resumed my gaseous form, left his body, and became a man once again. The seven remaining men continued to try and shoot at me, still not realizing what they were dealing with, obviously. I stopped the bullets of one man, threw them into another, and then pinned the first man against a wall. I used my telekinesis to choke him, all the while his fellow soldiers kept shooting at me. I picked another one of them up and used him as a bullet shield.
Four men, four upcoming deaths. I closed my eyes and then opened them again suddenly, a tiger's eyes in their place. I leaped onto another man, tore his throat out with my fingers and sank my teeth into his forehead. He barely had time to scream. The next man turned to run, but I teleported in front of him and made the metal in his dog tags so charged that it sent him to the opposite end of the hallway and severed his head from his neck. The third man pulled a grenade, pulled the pin, and tossed it in my direction. I caught it, teleported beside him, caused it to shrink, and then dropped it down his throat. I kicked him away from the final man just before the explosion sent human shrapnel everywhere.
The final man finally got the idea, and fell to his knees. He begged for his life, begged me to either let him live or give him a quick death. I didn't grant his wish, however. Using my telekinesis, I yanked his vocal chords through his skin, squeezed his heart, punctured his kidneys, and ripped his scrotum apart molecule by molecule. He collapsed in a bloody heap, his final exclamation a simple gasp of breath.
I continued down the hallway, passed the body of the man with the severed head, and ripped open the only door on that side of the hallway. The girl sat up from her bed in fright.
"You don't have to be scared. Melody Hunter, I presume?"
She nodded. "Yuh - yes." She tried to back further away from me, but she was all the way against the wall.
"I'm here to free you." A man who obviously had to be Melody's personal security detail pointed an assault rifle directly to my head and squeezed the trigger. The bullet bounced painlessly against my skin. I turned my head toward the man and raised my hand. I snapped my fingers, and he fell to his knees, an earsplitting noise scrambling his brains into mulch. He finally stopped screaming with blood seeping out of his eyes, ears, mouth and nostrils. "Are you ready to go?"
***
Tim Saul couldn't believe he was laying on a giant spider web. He was six stories up, between two apartment buildings, and the only comforting thing about this was that he was holding onto his girlfriend. Charlie nuzzled up against him and made sure his arms were around her. She looked up at his face and giggled. "What's wrong?"
He laughed nervously. "Oh, y'know. Here we are, six stories up, and I can look down and see traffic go by. Not to mention it's damn near midnight, so some helicopter could come passing by and accidentally cut us down."
She tapped her temple. "Spider-sense, remember? We'll be fine. And don't worry about the webbing, it's strong enough to hold us."
"Is it strong enough to withstand helicopter blades?"
She reached up and kissed him on the lips. "Shut up, okay? Just shup up and hold me and give me lots of kisses, okay?"
"Well, since I have nothing better to do."
She held his arms against the webbing. "Um, nothing better?"
"It's an expression, I didn't mean anything. I love you, and I'd spend time with you before I'd do anything else. Well, except, maybe, donating a kidney, or something."
She pressed a finger against his chest. "As long as that kidney's going to somebody who needs it, I don't care." She then leaned in on him and kissed him again. Much to both their surprise, there was bright flash. Tim broke off the kiss and looked toward the source of the flash, as did Charlie. There was a man sitting in a window, with one of those old cameras that developed their own photos. "Hey! Who said you could take pictures of us!" Charlie squealed.
"I'm a photographer, I take pictures of everybody!" He held out the developed photo. "Here, on the house."
Charlie crawled across the web and took the photo. "Thanks, I guess." She crawled back over to Tim and handed him the photo. "Look at how cute we look up here."
He took the photo from her and laughed. There they were, kissing on a web. "Only here in East City."
***
I sat at my desk and watched the monitor as Cloak poked and prodded at Melody. He'd find nothing that I didn't know, but that didn't stop him. He'd keep looking until he knew everything about her, and then he'd try to find some sort of way to use her powers against me. Cloak didn't know that he could keep no secrets from me. He didn't really know as much about me as he thought.
I looked at my photo one more time, then tapped a button on my desk. "Yeah, boss?" Harmony's voice came over the radio.
"Bring him here," was all I said.
***
Tim heard something coming from the living room. He sat up in his bed and listened for something else, but he didn't hear anything. He cautiously stood and walked toward the door, but he didn't quite make it. The door blew inward, splinters flying everywhere. He coughed from the smoke, then opened eyes he hadn't realized he'd closed and saw someone he really didn't want to see.
Harmony Sprite grabbed him by the neck and held him up in the air. "Hi there, boy toy, how's your little girlie friend?" She applied pressure, and Tim blacked out in seconds.
***
Cloak, Harmony, Korra and Melody all joined me in the operating theater. Timothy Saul was strapped onto the table, ready for the injection I was about to give him that would change his life forever. I gently slapped him on the cheek. "Wake up, Timothy," I said, my voice taking on a soothing tone.
Tim woke up slowly, and I could see his eyes refocusing. I smiled, then walked back over to my cohorts. "Welcome to the operating theater, Timothy," I said, spreading my arms wide. "We got it ready just for you."
Tim's mouth tried to form words for a second, then he finally said, "Wh - Who the hell are you?"
I walked over to him. "My real name is unimportant, so my friends here call me the Benefactor. You'd be surprised just how many I've truly helped." I used my powers to create small clouds, similar to the ones Angel would create to show futures, and I suppose that was what I was showing him. After all, to me, it's all the future, and the past, and the present. Time has no meaning to me. "The government, the Joker, HARP, everyone. I've played each and every side, and now I'm going to help you."
"Lemme go!"
"On the contrary. But first, I have a demonstration to give." I walked over to Harmony. "Harmony, you know. She's been in my employ for awhile, though she didn't know it at first." I moved behind Melody. "Melody Hunter, the terror of Los Milagros, a recent addition to my circle of friends." Korra, now. "Korra Reston, a young woman similar to me in that she can mimic many abilities, though her mimicry is truly just theft, and death." Finally, I stood behind Cloak. I reached around, grabbed his head, and twisted. His neck snapped with a satisfying sound. "And this poor soul was named Cloak, but he was planning to betray me, much like Gustav Hammond did." I let Cloak's body fall to the floor and then picked up the syringe that would forever change Tim's life. "You see, Timmy boy, once upon a time, I was much like you. I was a simple soul, just like you, and I had a love, just like you. I was then granted great power, much like you will be."
"You're a Chosen?"
I shook my head. "No, though you could technically say I was chosen, after a fashion." I pressed the syringe into his arm. "You have been chosen, power has been granted to you." I depressed the plunger, injecting the blood into his veins. "Your form, however, is correct. Even so, you will be reborn today, Jumper." I pulled the syringe out of his arm and threw it at the wall. "Every one of my powers was in that syringe. Every one of them. You won't be able to access them right away, and they'll certainly be difficult to control right away, but I'm sure you'll do fine soon." I walked back over to the table and picked up the handgun that was placed there. I aimed it at the boy strapped to the table and cocked the hammer back. "Don't worry about this, kid, the bullet will never hit you." I squeezed the trigger and just before the bullet touched Timothy Saul's forehead, he disappeared.
"What the hell?!" Harmony exclaimed.
I turned around to her. "He's in another dimension. He'll be there for awhile."
"How can you know that?" Melody asked.
I pulled out my photograph once again. I looked at it, and felt the faint beginnings of tears that would never dry until the day I died. "He and I are very much alike."
I looked at the photograph, taken by a photographer who told us that it was on the house. The photo showed us kissing, on a giant spider's web.
Charlie and I, a billion years ago, a century from now.
A Strange & Different World, Part One
With the gunshot, I closed my eyes as if that would matter. Maybe I just didn't want Charlie seeing me with my eyes wide open when she found my body. Truth be told, I didn't want to be dead, because Charlie had lost enough people recently. Yeah, just her dad, but that was enough.
After a few seconds, I didn't feel any different, so I opened my eyes and found myself not in the laboratory that I'd just been in, but in an alleyway instead. I looked around, listened, I heard the typical noises you'd hear and saw the typical sights you'd see anywhere in East City, including but not limited to car horns, people shouting at others, the occasional mugging gone bad, police sirens, fire engines, ambulances, etc. How did I get from a laboratory somewhere to a regular old alley?
Either way, I wasn't going to find out the answers there. I checked myself, making sure everything was there, and then I made my way to the street, where I saw absolutely nothing wrong, nothing out of the ordinary. What was going on? What would be the magical things I would see? I continued on down the sidewalk, rounding the corner onto Montieth Street, where I found a newspaper stand.
That was where the problems started. I grabbed the latest copy of the Brigade and must have looked like I saw a ghost.
"BABY ELVIS FOUND IN CHICAGO! ALIENS ASSUMED TO BE THE CAUSE!"
What?! Baby Elvis?! What?! Did I actually read that? I thumbed through the paper and found one page of tabloid trash after the other, none of it something that the Brigade would really publish. What the hell was going on?
"Hey, kid," the news stand man said, looking up from his hot dog, "this ain't a damn library. Either pay for it or put it down!"
I quickly shelled out the buck twenty-five, only to find I still owed thirteen cents for tax, so I pulled that out of my pocket and then asked, "You got anything here that prints actual news? Like the Brigade used to?"
He looked at me with a weird look. "What the hell are you on, kid? Brigade's been a bullshit tabloid as long as I've been alive."
I gave him as weird a look as he gave me, then I wandered off, out of his sight. I had to find Charlie, ask her what the hell was going on. I quickly made my way to her apartment.
A couple days after Charlie's came home from Larsen City, she and her mom (and her little brother) moved back into their old apartment, despite the memories. They'd needed to, since her mom's apartment only had one bedroom and really wasn't set up for two and a half people to live in, even when one of them is out swinging around the city almost every night. It made things easy for me, since I always had to keep asking Charlie where it was her mom's apartment was, and I remembered their old apartment easily.
I bolted up the stairs and knocked on the door, and much to my surprise, there stood a very much alive Henry Harkins, looking like he was about to head off to work. "Can I help you, son?" he asked.
Rather than blurting out something ridiculous sounding (to everyone but me, anyway), I asked, "Is Charlie home?"
He looked at his watch. "No. Matter of fact, she's at school, which is obviously where you ought to be, too."
I nervously laughed. "I'm homeschooled." I quickly thanked him for the information and ran, making my way to Charlie's school. I didn't know what was going on, but a brunette who can spin webs and cracks wise while she's doing it shouldn't be too hard to find, right?
***
Why did I have to be wrong? Why is it that in a building full of teenagers, a single brunette that I spend every day with would be difficult to locate? She's the one I love, goddamnit! Why the hell can't I find her?
Either I'm somebody no one would notice, or I tapped into another power, because nobody was looking at me. I walked past three teachers who didn't ask me why I wasn't in class. I peeked in every classroom window, and nobody saw me. Clearly, I had somehow found some sort of invisibility power.
I decided to use this power to my advantage. If I was visible, there'd be only one place I couldn't check, and that was... The girl's restrooms or locker rooms. Pervy as hell, I know, but I needed to know what the hell was going on, like why the newspaper I worked for was suddenly a tabloid and why my girlfriend's dead father was somehow still alive.
I found the nearest restroom, slowly snuck inside - and found nothing. No one. Great. One down, I-don't-know-how-many to go. I kept it up, sneaking into every restroom I could find while still checking around classrooms. It was actually pretty tedious, since, apparently, people in this school choose not to use the bathroom in the middle of class.
The final place I had to check - after school was out, no less - was the locker room. By then, I was tired. I simply sat down on the concrete in front of the lockers and decided to rest. Lucky me, I guess, because at about that very moment, in came what I can only describe as my girlfriend trying to look like a pop star, because Charlie was wearing a denim miniskirt and a sleeveless top that bared her midriff, which I assume was way beyond the school's accepted dress code. The oddest thing about her, however, was the blonde hair. She looked an awful lot like... oh, crap... Actress, she's on Nashville, and that one Bring it On movie (I watched it for the hot cheerleaders, okay?). I can't remember that chick's name for the life of me.
I slipped out of sight as Charlie and a few other girls drifted to their lockers, chatting up this and that (mostly about boys, I noticed; I thought that was a cliche...). They were changing, and I was even more shocked when I saw Charlie change into a cheerleading outfit. Charlie had never seemed to have much school spirit in her, but then again, she wasn't a blonde before, either, and I'd just been with her a few hours ago.
Charlie told her fellow cheerleaders to head out onto the field without her, and I quietly moved closer to her. I assumed I was still invisible, and that assumption proved correct when Charlie spun around, looking in my direction, and said, "I don't see you, perv, but I know you're there, so just come out!"
I hesitated for a second. This clearly wasn't my Charlie, and this, coupled together with all the other weird things I'd been seeing today, pretty much told me that I was in some sort of alternate reality, or something, one where Charlie may or may not have her powers. I had no way of knowing, unless I found a way to turn visible again and explained the whole situation to her. I thought about it for a second. How would the heroes in Charlie's comics do this...
My decision was made for me, though, as Charlie walked forward and bumped into me, knocking us both to the floor and knocking me visible. I immediately jumped to my feet and tried to help her up, but she scrambled away from me. "What the hell?!" she screamed.
I raised my arms. "I'm not in here sneaking peeks at you, I came here to find you!"
She slowly got to her feet, never taking her eyes off me. "Why would you be looking for me?"
"This may sound weird, but - "
"It was already weird enough when you popped up out of thin air, okay? This explanation? Piece of cake, so spit it out."
I sighed. "Okay. I'm from another reality."
She raised an eyebrow. "What?"
"No joke, I'm from an alternate reality, like, um... Like this is the Ultimate Marvel universe to the standard Marvel universe, okay?"
She waved her hands. "I don't really know what you're talking about, but it sounds nerdy."
I raised my eyebrow this time. "You're not a comic book nerd?"
She motioned to her body. "Do I look like I'd be a comic book nerd?"
"You look the same in my reality, save for the hair, and you're still a comic book nerd. I wouldn't know what I know if it weren't for you."
"Whoa, stop right there! Me? A nerd? Looking like this?" She pointed to her chest. "No way. Not in any way."
I sighed. "Look, I think I mentioned different realities, right? That's where I come from, a reality where there are people who fly and... a girl that I love who spins webs and crawls on buildings."
She stood up and walked closer to me. "Is that supposed to be me?"
"Yeah. My Charlie, who's a sexy, nerdy spider girl, and..."
She cut me off. "That's totally crazy, and I need to get out there on the field, okay? Don't follow me, or I'll tell my dad you were stalking me in the locker room, he's a cop and he's really protective of me." She turned around, made her way to the door, then turned back to me for a second. "I hope you get back to where ever it is you need to go." And with that, she left the locker room.
***
"Great," I said aloud, to no one, "I'm stuck here, in an alternate reality, and nobody's heard of a super hero. I have no idea how to control my powers, no real idea why that Benefactor even gave me powers, and I'm stuck here, in a reality where Charlie just... Isn't Charlie." I looked at the empty sky, nothing to answer me back except the silent skyscrapers. "What the hell do I do now?"
When I didn't get an answer, I sighed and said, "I'm talking to the sky. There's something wrong with me."
***
Charlotte Harkins dropped her bag on her bed and sighed, thinking back to that guy. She hadn't even learned his name, but the way he spoke... He creeped her out. She pulled the curtains shut on her window, just to make sure he wasn't peeking in at her from the rooftops, for whatever reason she thought he might be on a rooftop. She didn't even want to think about where he might be.
She heard her mom calling her out for dinner. She put thoughts of that guy behind her and slipped a hoodie on. She walked out to the kitchen table and sat down, then grabbed the chop sticks for the Chinese food her dad brought home. "Chinese again?" she asked.
He shrugged. "It's a block away from the station, what else am I supposed to get when I want to rush home?"
She sighed. "Okay, I guess that makes sense."
Her mom sat down across the table from her. "So, Charlotte, there was this boy here today..."
Charlotte's eyes widened. "What?!"
Her dad sat down, next. "This kid show up at your school?"
She stammered out, "Um... Whu - What did he luh - look like?"
"About five-nine, brown hair, looks like a paper boy."
She smiled, weakly. "Nope, nobody like that today." Her dad gave her a glare. "What?"
"Charlotte Elaine... I think I can tell that you're lying." He leaned forward. "This kid got a name?"
Charlotte sighed. "I don't know. He... he was saying some weird things, and he sounded like a psychopath. I told him to stay away from me."
Her dad leaned closer. "What did he say, baby?"
She didn't answer him.
***
I stood outside the motel and looked in my wallet. I had thirty-six dollars, and that wasn't getting me anything in this place. I sighed. I had nowhere to stay while I was stuck in this alternate reality with no way of figuring out my powers. Great. Lucky me, the ability to jump a thousand feet in the air unlocked itself at some point, so I jumped toward the city and landed on the roof of a building, completely unsure of what to do next.
I sighed. So far, the abilities I'd found out that I had were invisibility, extreme Super Mario jumping, and some weird one that exists as a tingling in my head. That Benefactor guy made it seem as though he had a ton of powers, though, so I wondered just how many I had. Too many powers might be a problem, though.
I dropped from the rooftop down into a nearby alleyway, where I looked at all of the random graffiti on the wall. This would occasionally calm me down before, at least when I didn't have Charlie to hold on to. The weird thing being that I didn't feel like I wasn't calm, I just felt wrong, but I assumed that had more to do with the fact that I was in an alternate reality than the fact that I had powers. The powers thing was kind of cool, if I could figure them all out.
Stand Tall Against Rising Terrorists! read one notable piece of graffiti. It caught my eye very quickly. Rising terrorists? That sounded awful damn familiar to me. I rummaged around in my pockets, but then I realized that I didn't have my phone. Wait a minute, though, I had my wallet, why? That bitch Harmony picked me up in my pajama pants, why would I have my wallet?
Unless, of course, the Benefactor put it there. He did seem to know that I was going to be taken somewhere, probably using one of his powers. Wonder why he had so many powers, when Charlie only had a few. Do some Chosen get a ton of powers, while others get only a few? It was hard to keep track of this stuff.
I jumped back up on the roof and found a corner to go to sleep in. I hoped it wouldn't rain. I felt that weird tinglng again, but I pushed it aside to sleep. I was almost asleep when I heard the sound of wings flapping. I opened my eyes and nearly jumped off the building in fear. There was a freakin' angel hovering above the roof!
Or, at least, I thought she was an angel. At first. This woman was wearing a figure hugging cloak, hood pulled over her head, and her wings were solid black in color. She landed on the roof and walked toward me. She spoke, and her voice was low, "You are not supposed to be here."
I gulped. "I... um... I know."
"Why are you here?"
"I was in another dimension, my own reality, and I... um... was picked up by this guy who called himself the Benefactor, and he... um... injected me with this stuff, and - "
She cut me off. "Be quiet." She placed a hand on my head. "You come from a world in which we are not hidden."
I raised an eyebrow. "Not hidden?"
She pulled her hand away. "Your world, can you return?"
I shrugged. "I don't know. I imagine I can, but I can't figure out all of my powers."
She shook her head. "Your power is insignificant, you must not be able to travel between worlds. This person you spoke of must return for you."
For some reason, maybe because I was happy I had so many powers, I took offense to that. "Hey, I might not be able to use 'em all, but I've got tons of powers, and I'll figure 'em all out, okay?" I sounded extremely confident.
This enraged the angel, and she raised up one hand. In the pale moonlight, I saw her fingers go from standard human fingers into talons that a crow or a raven would have, and just before she sank those claws into me, something grabbed her hand from behind. I looked around her and saw something that made my heart start doing belly flops in my chest (given the fact that I don't know what all of my powers are, my heart very well could have been doing belly flops in my chest).
Charlie Harkins, holding this woman's hand back with her webbing.
I rolled out from under the woman and stood up, halfway between this woman and Charlie, and waited for this whole thing to play out.
"You're not hurting this guy, Raven," Charlie said.
"If we find this benefactor he speaks of, we can leave this place. He lives in a world where we are not fugitives."
"I don't care, leave him alone, got that?"
Raven ripped the webline off of her wrist and let out a disturbing sound, then flew off.
"You know that invisibility trick you can do?" Charlie asked. It took me a second to realize that she was talking to me. I nodded. "Good, take my hand." I grabbed the hand of the girl who looked like my girlfriend and concentrated. I assumed I was invisible, but I couldn't tell. "Did it work?"
"I dunno."
"Well," she said, over the sound of whirring helicopter blades, "we're about to find out."
A helicopter lifted up from over the side of the building and focused its enormous spotlight on Charlie and I. The only hint that I had that we were invisible was the slightly disturbing fact that we weren't casting a shadow from the spotlight. I don't know why it was disturbing, maybe I thought I was a vampire. I don't know why I thought I was a vampire, because that's mirrors that they can't see themselves in. My brain was going into overload, there.
After realizing that there was nothing on the rooftop to see, the helicopter spotlight swung upward, focusing on the woman known as Raven. After the helicopter moved away from us, Charlie let go of my hand and I concentrated on making myself visible again. Thank God we were on one of the tallest buildings in East City. Not many people would see us, if they could at all.
Charlie sat down on the edge of the building. I practically fell onto my ass. "What the hell's going on here?" I asked her.
She pointed in the direction Raven took off in. "That was Raven. She's a little nuts, since she claims she can see the future and everything that's supposed to happen. She tracked me down after I saw you at school, asked me what your deal was. I didn't tell her anything, but she had her heart set on finding you." She let out a small laugh. "You got anybody like that in your reality?"
I shrugged. "I don't know. I've read about sightings of some woman named Angel, but I don't remember hearing anything about claws."
She nodded. "That figures. According to this girl named Monica, there's bound to be bigger differences between our realities than just the fact that your Charlotte's a hot nerd."
"Um... Do you prefer Charlotte? Mine prefers Charlie."
She rolled her eyes. "Figures. So," she leaned forward, "what other differences you see?"
I stood up and walked over to Charlie - Charlotte - and knelt down in front of her. "Well, Chosen aren't fugitives, like that Raven chick said."
She raised an eyebrow. "Chosen? Is that what we Powers are called in your reality?"
I nodded. "There's a group called HARP that hates Chosen, they call them Powers."
She sighed. "Sounds like START. And what about your... Charlie? What can she do?"
"Same things you can. You have, like, Spider-Man's powers, right?"
She shrugged. "I don't know what Spider-Man is, besides a movie that I refused to see."
My God she was so different from my Charlie. "You spin webs, climb on walls, that sort of thing?"
She nodded. "Yeah."
"Yeah, she does all that."
"So, were you Chosen, or are you just a weird freak that has powers?"
I shrugged. "I don't know. The Benefactor told me I was Chosen, but I wasn't Chosen the same way Charlie said she was."
"So, no weird creature showed up in your bedroom and told you that you'd have powers?"
I shook my head. "No. This Benefactor, a guy with a whole bunch of powers, injected me with something and told me I'd have all the same powers he did. I don't even know what all my powers are, yet."
She nodded again. "Okay, so you can't get back home yet."
"Right."
She stood up. "Well, be ready to try and escape Homeland Security a lot. When people find out you have powers, they're gonna try and kill you. I'd take you home with me, but my dad's really protective of me. Find a place to stay the night that isn't this rooftop, and meet up with me after school tomorrow, got it?"
I nodded. "Yeah."
She turned to jump off the rooftop, but then turned back to me for a second. "I can see why Nerd Me likes you. You're kinda cute, in a geeky way." Then, she leaped off of the roof and shot a webline out of her wrist and swung away, avoiding the street lights below.
I sighed. That's the girl I love, alright. Now, if only I could get back to mine.
***
I stood out on the school lawn, waiting for Charlotte (that was still taking some getting used to) to finally leave the building. I probably looked like a crazy stalker, standing there in a black hoodie. I should have bought a simple jacket, or something. Stupid, stupid me, I guess.
The worst part about this past day was that I discovered no more new powers. The only clue I really have toward knowing that I have a lot of powers is that statement the Benefactor made. I hoped I'd figure them out soon, then maybe I could find my way home. It would be nice to see my Charlie again.
Speaking of some kind of girl that shares my girlfriend's name (okay, that confused me, too), Charlotte walked out of the building along with all the other students in the school. She walked directly toward me, which made me wonder if people in black hoodies hiding behind trees didn't look like psychopathic stalkers.
"So, figure out anything new?" she asked.
"Other than the fact that my powers clearly don't all work on command, no." I pulled back my hood. "Looks like I'm at the mercy of whenever one of them decides to show itself."
She nodded. "That sucks. I know what all of mine are."
"Nice to know. So, what are we meeting for, anyway? You have some way of figuring out how to make all my powers work?"
"Well, kinda. I need to take you to see someone, she'll need to examine you, though."
I raised an eyebrow. "Examine me?"
"Yeah. She seems to know some way of making our powers work just fine. She helped me figure out the tingling in my head."
I looked her in the face. "Tingling in you head?"
She nodded. "Yeah, it's a danger thing, warns me when there's trouble headed my way."
"And bumping into the invisible man yesterday didn't count?"
She shrugged. "It doesn't seem to work around you." She walked out to the curb and flagged down a taxi. "C'mon, we've got to get going."
***
Raven sat huddled in her cell, nibbling on a cracker that she'd been given with her meager amount of food. Cold soup with no flavor always tasted better with crackers, though she wished she'd been given more than one. One cracker wasn't enough to sustain her for however long they'd keep her in her cell.
In walked a man she didn't particularly want to see. He was wearing a finely tailored suit, shoes that didn't look like they'd ever seen the outside of the box they were purchased in, and a pair of black leather gloves, each one marked with the Homeland Security logo. He knelt down in front of her cell and tapped at the bars with his knuckles. "Bernice," he said, "please, look at me."
She shook her head. "No."
"Bernice, please."
"No!" she screeched. "My name is not Bernice! My name is Raven!"
He made a tsking noise and then stood up. "It's sad that you won't work with us, Bernice. We could help you. Calm the feelings you have when you see the futures you see. Maybe even make some of those nastier futures go away."
She backed up to the back wall of the cell. "Go away! I will not help you!"
The man smiled. "We'll see."
***
Raven was alone for a long time. She was glad that the man in the suit had left, but she wanted to be free to fly again. She hated being stuck in a cell. She pulled at the chain and tried to see if there were any weak links. She hoped to have at least a little freedom in the cell itself, even if she couldn't be outside.
She heard footsteps. She crawled over to the front of the cell and watched the man with the gloves walk in yet again. He knelt down, opened the cell, and pulled the chain off of her. "Go now," he said, offering her a helping hand.
She looked up at him. "Why?"
He pulled the hand away, retrieved something from an interior pocket, and the grabbed her hand and pressed what looked like a pneumatic injector against her wrist. He pulled the trigger and she felt a sharp pain.
"Because now I know where you're going, my little Bernice."
She screeched at him, then retreated back further into the cell. He grabbed her by the wrist again and pulled her out. He slammed the cell shut and stared down at her.
"You're going to do what I tell you, understand?"
"I will not! I cannot!"
William Brand knelt down in front of her, reached out, touched her face. "You're going to do what Daddy says, or else I'll have to let the extraction team do their job on you, and that's quite painful."
A second time in so few minutes, Raven screeched at the man who used to be her loving father.
***
Annette Simms sat at the reception desk, waiting for someone to actually show up. Ever since taking the job at Banter Industries' East City headquarters, she'd rarely done anything. The boss was never there for anyone to actually come visit, and so Annette's job was more akin to being a personal clock-in/clock-out manager, as opposed to someone who actually met people before they went upstairs to see the boss.
Today, however, was her lucky day.
She watched these two kids walk into the building, a skinny blonde girl and a young man with scruffy brown hair wearing a black hoodie. They walked up to the reception desk and Annette put on her trademark smile. "Hello, and welcome to Banter Industries, East City division. How may I help you?"
The girl spoke first. "Charlotte Harkins, I'm here to see the boss. She's expecting me."
Annette tapped a few buttons on her holo-display and found that the boss was expecting this girl, and likely the tag-along boyfriend as well. "I see." She pointed down the hall to the right side of the desk. "Take this hallway to the elevators, sixty-eighth floor, Mrs. Brand is expecting you."
The girl flashed her a smile, then nodded, and then the two of them made their way toward the elevators. Annette sat back down in her chair and sighed. It wasn't much, but just being able to tell anyone where the elevators were was a relief to her. It wasn't often she got to see fresh faces.
***
I followed Charlotte down the hallway that the receptionist (I swear I've seen her before) said led to the elevators. We found one that was already open for us, tapped a button on the holographic display, which brought up floor numbers. Charlotte scrolled through the floor numbers until she came to sixty-eight and then the most comfortable elevator ride I'd ever felt happened without me ever even noticing. Didn't even take five seconds to get from the ground floor to the sixty-eighth. Now that's an elevator.
Charlotte took the lead again, but it honestly wouldn't have been difficult to find who we were looking for. The room was enormous, well-lit, spacious and full of technology that would have made Tony Stark (Iron Man, if I've got my comic book characters correct) have an orgasm. I couldn't even describe what most of this stuff looked like, let alone what it did.
Charlotte led me over to the one human being in the room, a stunningly beautiful woman with shoulder-length brown hair wearing a pair of pajama pants and a ratty tank top that looked like it had seen better days in the eighties. She looked extremely busy.
"Hey, Penne, can't I at least get a hug, or something?" Charlotte asked the woman. She turned around and immediately brightened up, then embraced Charlotte in an extremely friendly hug.
"It's about damn time you come visit me again! How's your folks?"
"Well, Dad just got promoted to captain, and Mom's still a stay-at-home mom taking care of Chris."
"And what about you? Any boyfriends?" She looked over Charlotte's shoulder at me. "Like this handsome young man?"
I reached my hand forward for a handshake. "Uh, Tim. Timmy Saul."
She looked me over. "Hmghf... Cute, in an I deliver papers to make a living sort of way."
I sighed. "I get that more often than I want to. So, Charlotte says you can help me?"
"First, let's get introductions out of the way." She shook my hand. "Penelope Brand, billionaire extraordinaire."
"Penelope... Banter?"
"Banter's my maiden name. Brand is my married name, and now my still-have-to-use-it-even-though-I'm-divorced name. My ex-husand's dragging me through a circus of legal hell over trying to get my name changed back. So, what does Charlotte think I can help you with?"
Charlotte answered for me. "He's... like me."
Penelope's eyes damn near glowed at that. "He's a Power! Oh! This is so exciting!"
I turned red-faced. "Uh, yeah. In my reality, they're called Chosen."
She raised an eyebrow. "Your reality?" She turned to Charlotte. "The hell's he talking about?"
Charlotte shrugged. "He says he's from another reality, where these Chosen that he talks about aren't hated or hunted, like we are here. Apparently, his girlfriend is his reality's version of me, who goes by Charlie and has brown hair."
Penelope looked at me again. "Is that how you knew my name? Is your Penelope Banter still single, or did she get her name changed back easily?"
I tried to think about it for a second, then I remembered a magazine article I read about her a couple months ago. "Um... My Penelope Banter is engaged, to a Frenchman named Kevin, I believe."
She sighed. "Good. At least some form of me realized that marrying William Brand was a stupid mistake. So, how did you get here?"
"Somebody, um... shot me."
"Say that again, please?"
"Yeeeaaah... This guy named the Benefactor kidnapped me, injected me with something that gave me every super power he has, and then shot at me. That sent me here, I guess. It's weird, but it's the only explanation I've got."
She nodded. "Well, you're right, it's definitely weird. But, then again, six months ago, my daughter sprouted wings and told me she could see the future, then she started going cukoo."
"That Raven chick is your daughter?!"
"Bernice, yes. I don't even get to see her often anymore, except when she flies by the building and gives me an evil glare."
"She nearly took my head off last night."
Penelope sighed. "I'm sorry about that. Like I said, she's been having some mental issues ever since she developed her powers. Not everybody gets good powers, like Charlotte did." She came closer to me, grabbed my arm and turned it this way and that. "So, what have you got?"
I sighed. "Well, some form of dimension hopping that I can't seem to figure out how to control. Invisibility, super jumping, some weird buzzing that happens every now and again, and that seems to be about it. I can't tell what others I have, but the Benefactor told me I'd have all the same powers that he does, and he made that sound like a lot."
Penelope made an inquisitive-sounding noise, but I couldn't tell what it was she was trying to say. She eventually checked my other arm, then pointed at something behind me. "Go sit down in that chair over there. If you're anything like the other Powers I've helped, there will be a new lobe hidden within your brain that will help us to determine what it is you can do." She smiled at me. "This should be pretty exciting, if you really can do so many things."
I gulped.
***
Raven sat perched atop the Parker Building and looked down upon the city. She didn't want to be there, doing what her father had her doing. She regretted that she'd have to find that kid with the reality powers that the extraction team had pulled from her memories.
Though, secretly, she hoped to find him so that he could take her somewhere else. She didn't want to be there, hunted like an animal. She hoped to find him, and make him take her to a different reality, where she could live in peace.
She screeched, and then leaped from the spire at the top of the building and flew, flapping her wings as hard as she could, as fast as she could. The faster she could find that boy, the faster she could be somewhere where she wouldn't be treated like a monster.
***
"Jesus Christ!" Penelope said. I only wished I could move my head and find out what it was she was seeing. "You really are from an alternate reality!"
I sighed. "I told you that already!"
"No, you don't understand, I'm looking at your memories here, kid, I can literally see the differences between this reality and yours!"
"You're looking at my memories?"
"Yeah. This is a machine I designed to find the hidden lobe that contains your powers. In order to get there, though, a trip down memory lane has to happen, because the lobe is tucked behind the brain's memory center. I can't believe this... Here's the other Charlotte, right here, doing... Oh my God, she's kissing him!"
Charlotte groaned. "Look, he's cute, but he's not my type."
I groaned, this time. "Can we get the hell on with this? I'd like to learn how to use my dimension hopping powers so that I can get the hell back home."
Penelope laughed. "Okay, okay, just give me a min - Oh... Holy shit."
"What?"
"That Benefactor guy you keep talking about... He wasn't making any sort of exaggeration."
"Whaddya mean?"
"Teleportation, levitation, telekinesis, telepathy, spider webs, agility, time travel, enhanced strength, metal manipulation, tissue regeneration, jumping, danger warning sense, super speed, full-on flight, geokinesis, matter manipulation, enhanced hearing, immortality, light amplification, electrokinesis, pyrokinesis, aquakinesis, cryokinesis, time manipulation... I'm really tempted to say... I don't know what you can't do."
I leaned as forward as I could, which wasn't much, and almost whispered, "No shit?"
"No shit, kid. The least shit anybody can ever have about anything. You're a walking super weapon. The goddamn Death Star would be afraid of you." She tapped a button on her hologram and released me from her device. I just sat forward and took in what I'd just heard. "You feel any different?"
I held my hand out, concentrated, and a small ball of electricity formed in my hand. I closed my eyes, opened them again, and the electricity was replaced by flame. Again, and the flame was a floating mass of ice. "Oh yeah... I feel way different." I concentrated again, and the ice melted, the water evaporated, and the steam cleared. "But I still don't feel like I can... Move between realities, I guess. How do I do that?"
Penelope shrugged. "I don't know. I could try and shoot you, I guess."
Charlotte scoffed. "Penne!"
"Sorry, but, hey, it worked once, right?"
I sighed. "Yeah, unfortunately, it did. Still, I'd rather find out how to make it work without threat of impending death. If I had to wait for that to happen, it would take too damn long, especially if I have tissue regeneration." I hopped off of the examination table and put my shirt back on. "So, maybe there's some other way to do it."
Penelope shrugged. "Couldn't tell ya on a bet, kid. You're on your own, so far as figuring out your reality power goes."
"Yeah..." I was about to say something else when the glass exploded.
***
Raven burst through the window and grabbed her mother by the arms. She screeched loudly, trying to scare the boy into doing something. Unfortunately he wasn't doing anything.
Well, that wasn't entirely true. He had somehow rended the metal from the floor, and was using it to pull Raven down, all the while the blonde girl was using her spider webbing to keep Raven on the floor.
"Stop!" her mother shouted. "She's down!" Her mother knelt down and touched Raven's face. "Bernice, what's going on?"
"I am Raven!" she shouted, sending spit into her mother's face. "And I want the boy who can move between dimensions! I want to be away from here!"
Raven screeched , and tried to move, but the metal wrapped around her torso stopped her from moving, along with the webbing, which kept her stuck to the metal. Her wings were bound, and every time she swiped at her webbing with her talons, she just clawed at herself.
"Bernice, please, listen to me, I want to help you."
Raven screeched at her mother, and then her screech was drowned out by the wound of an explosion. She looked around and saw helicopters hovering around the building. No! Daddy!
***
I lost my concentration and the metal I was somehow controlling (this is still happening involuntarily, I guess) let go of Raven and dropped her on the floor. The helicopters each fired missiles that hit one thing or another. I somehow managed to use my own webbing to pull Charlotte and Penelope away from some of the falling ceiling, but some of the debris still hit me in the back. It hurt like hell, but I could already feel my body healing itself.
I guess, thank you Penelope Brand's deus ex machina power activating machine. I couldn't have asked for anything more convenient.
I coughed as dust particles floated around us, in my mouth and in my nostrils. Shadowy figures appeared in the dust-filled smoke. Six of them, five carrying assault rifles and one unarmed. Using what I can only describe as shape-shifting, my arm mutated into a flesh colored sword. The sheer amount of things I felt like I could now do was amazing, and all thanks to five minutes on a freakin' examination table.
Two of the men with assault rifles came close, and my body moved on autopilot. I reached outward, and outward, and outward, and I mean literally, because my arm was stretching further than humanly possible, and the closest guy with an assault rifle was suddenly impaled by my sword arm. My other arm reached out and grabbed the second man wth an oversized hand, which closed around the man's head and cut his air supply off.
Great, two seconds after I learn about my other powers, I'm suddenly a murderer, I'm doin' great. I had to calm my powers down and focus on just knocking these guys out. It's not self-defense when you can heal and they can't.
I pulled my arms back and focused on just using my super strength. I didn't want to kill anyone. The man without any weapons motioned for his people to back off. "Don't do anything foolish, men, this one has some real power." He moved closer to me, and I finally saw his face. Lo and behold, William Brand was standing in front of me, wearing a finely tailored suit (that didn't look dirty at all, despite the heavy dust and smoke in the air) and a pair of gloves that each bore the logo of Homeland Security. "Nice to meet you, son, my name is William Brand."
I nodded. "I've met you, kind of. It was in my realitiy, and I was at a press conference."
"Is that so? You're a little young to be a businessman, and I doubt I would have been speaking at a high school." He smiled. "Even if this was an alternate dimension." He and one of is goons walked over to Penelope. "I see you've met my ex-wife. Penne and I had a little falling out once I stole her technology and used it to extract the power lobe from you Terrorists' heads."
Penelope spat at Brand's feet. "Fuck off, William."
He nodded to his goon, and the goon shot Penelope in the head, blowing her brains all over the dirt covered floor. Next, he turned to Charlotte. "Charlotte Harkins, as I live and breath. We've been trying to find you for months, and here you are, right at my fingertips. Maybe now your father will start complying with me on the Terrorist raids." He turned to his goon. "Tie her up and take her to the chopper on the roof." He turned back to me. "Now, mister... what was your name, again?"
Okay, this one, I didn't care about. I was killing this guy. I stretched out with my arm, grabbed him, and threw him right out the window. His men opened fire on me, but my telekinesis kicked in somehow and held the bullets aloft.
That was when this asshole version of William Brand walked up to me and playfully picked up several of the bullets. "That was impressive, but ultimately useless." He smiled. "Who better to hunt a Terrorist than a Terrorist?"
I grit my teeth. "Teleporter, huh?"
He nodded. "Penelope had hyper intelligence. When Bernice developed abilities as well, I finally realized that I needed to heed the President's call and start rounding you monsters up."
"I'm not staying here, you asshole, and I'm not gonna let you run free here!" I called the metal out of the floor and turned the floor beneath him into spikes, which shot straight through him. Then, using the super speed that I finally figured out how to control, I ran forward, grabbed Charlotte, and jumped out the window. Just before we hit the ground, I closed my eyes, and imagined us elsewhere.
***
I woke up to Charlotte covering what I assumed were wounds with some of her webbing. "It'll sting like a bitch when you pull it off, but it'll stop the bleeding." She then plopped down beside me and I finally realized where we were: this reality's version of the room the Benefactor had held me in. I laughed at the stupidity of it.
I sat up and the second thing I realized was that my leg was broken. Seconds later, however, it healed itself, just like the wounds Charlotte had covered up with her webs. "Thanks anyway," I said, ripping the webbing off to reveal the clean, wound-free skin beneath. "Must not work unless I'm conscious. That's nice to know." I rubbed at my forehead. "Is this where I brought us, or did you haul me here?"
She shook her head. "No, this is where we landed, a couple dozen blocks away from Penne's place." She wiped tears from her eyes. "That monster killed the only friend I had that knew what I was."
I nodded. "Yeah, well... take heart in knowing that he's dead now." I stood up. "Is that what Chosen have to deal with in this reality?"
She nodded. "Unfortunately. It was worse when they first set it up. There were people being pulled from their homes, people who probably didn't even have powers. My dad just barely managed to keep me from being taken in, thanks to his pull as East City's Premiere Hero Cop."
I sighed. "I'm sorry you have to put up with all this." I turned to her. "And I'd stay if I could, but I - "
She nodded again. "You have to get back to your reality, I know. You don't deserve to be stuck here, anyway. You think you've got cross-dimensional travel mastered yet?"
I smiled. "Was that a little sexy nerd speak I just heard?"
She smiled. "What can I say, I used to stay up late with my dad and watch reruns of The Outer Limits."
"You and Charlie would get along well."
She shook her head. "I doubt it, but it's the thought that counts."
I nodded. "Yeah. And, yeah, I think I can figure it out. If all goes well, I won't be here in a few seconds."
She walked over to me and hugged me. "I hope I find a Tim Saul here. You really are cute."
I kissed her lips. She tasted like Charlie did. "I know."
After that, I stepped away from her, closed my eyes, and felt something happening. Too bad I just didn't know what, yet.
***
When I opened my eyes, I swear I must have pissed my pants, because there I was, looking out at what looked like a city-wide industrial zone, but then I just realized that there were giant smoke stacks coming out of every building, and people were driving hover cars. I looked around, trying to figure out where it was that I was, and the only clue I had was a floating sign that said... I actually couldn't read it, because it was in Korean. Great. I was in Korea. I hope. Hell, maybe I was in Spain, I really don't know.
I really didn't even want to think about this place. I closed my eyes and concentrated again, this time opening them to a far more normal-looking East City. I breathed a sigh of relief. This time, though, the differences between my reality and this one were a little more apparent, all thanks to the giant statue of Guardian and Knight standing back-to-back in the place where the Parker Building should have been.
Oh well, at least this reality had a Knight, unlike the last one I was in. I wondered what the deal was with this place. Did I go from a reality that hated Chosen to one that praised them? I teleported to the base of the statue and surprised a group of people that all brought out their cameras. They snapped pictures of me and asked for my autograph. Hey, now I know what Charlie feels like.
"Um... Hi, is there any chance I can see one of these guys?" I asked, jerking my thumb toward the statue.
"You ain't from around here, are you?" one of them asked me in response.
"No, I'm not."
"Guardian and Knight died over a hundred years ago, man."
My eyes widened. "What?"
"Yeah," a woman responded, "they both died when Gustav Hammond opened up the Hellgate and brought out Satan. If it hadn't been for the Benefactor, the world would have ended."
I imagine I had a look of pure shock on my face. "The Benefactor?"
"Yeah, he's our savior."
Well, it wasn't what I wanted to hear, but maybe this reality's version of the Benefactor would actually not be a dick who shoots sixteen year old kids in the face. "Can somebody take me to see him?"
***
After they brought me to some obnoxiously large tower, I took the elevator to the top floor, where the receptionist looked awfully damn familiar. Penelope Banter smiled at me from behind her desk. "Hello, how may I be beneficial?" Must be this world's version of help, I guess.
"I'm here to see..."
"Yes, the Benefactor is expecting you, please go on through."
This place was starting to creep me the hell out. I walked past Ms. Banter and entered a large office that looked like it probably dwarfed the entire White House. There was a large aquarium on one side, containing a small whale and three dolphins. The opposite wall was a giant window with holographic screens dotted around it, in no particular sequence. The wall opposite the door I'd entered from was another window, but this one just looked out upon the city.
The room was sparsely furnished. A couch dominated the center of the room, and a desk sat in front of the plain window. Behind that desk sat the man who pointed a gun at my face, who kidnapped me, who injected me with powers I truly can't help but understand. I balled my hands into fists, grit my teeth, and sped toward him with the super speed I forgot I had (I have so many powers, how can I keep track of them all?).
I didn't make it there, however, because before I even hit the couch, I was suddenly suspended above the floor, the Benefactor's hand wrapped around my neck. He smiled. "I wondered when you'd get here." He threw me to the floor and walked over to the aquarium. "You took a little longer in the other reality than I expected."
I rubbed at my throat and coughed. "Wait, you're really not the Benefactor of this reality? You're the one that stuck me with the goddamn needle?!"
He turned back to me. "There is only one Benefactor. I'm an anomoly, and I've made you the same." He turned back to the aquarium. "So, how was the last reality?"
"You mean the one where everything was in Korean?"
He rolled his eyes. "No, child, the other one, where you slaughtered two Homeland Security troops and impaled William Brand the teleporter with a great deal of metal, did you enjoy the idea of that reality?"
I stood up. "No. Now, if you please, I'd like to go back to my reality, now!"
He turned back to me and smiled. "I can't do that."
"What?!"
"That job is up to you. The only way I can send you back to your home reality is to go there myself with you as a passenger, and you can't trust me to do that."
"I'll take the goddamn risk."
"I won't, I'm sorry."
"This is bullshit!"
He patted me on the shoulder. "You really do remind me of myself when I was younger."
I growled, "Why? Somebody do this to you, too?"
"In a manner of speaking." He walked over to the couch and sat down. "Timothy, you'll return when you've fully mastered your teleporation ability. Once you've done that, you can return to your reality any time you want."
"And how do I do that?"
He shrugged. "That's up to you. I personally suggest meditation, but I know you'll have some trouble with that."
I turned and started walking toward the door. "The hell with this." Before I hit the door, he was in front of me, a hand placed cautiously on my chest. "I wouldn't. I'm starting to get pretty good with those powers you gave me."
He smiled, laughed. "Not as good as me, Timothy. Billions of millennia more experience than you've had."
"I don't care, man, I just want to go home, understand?"
He nodded. "You're not ready yet, however."
"I told you that I didn't care, right?"
He smiled. "Fine. Go home, then."
I grit my teeth, closed my eyes, and when I opened them again, I was standing on water just outside the city. And, unfortunately, it was still the same reality as before. I could see the Guardian/Knight statue from here. I sighed. This was going to take some getting used to.
***
I walked down the street and stopped in front of Charlie's school. Maybe I'd be lucky, and she'd be there. Though, honestly, if Guardian was dead, what were the odds that my dainty little girlfriend who just shoots spider webs out her wrists would still be alive?
Pretty good, apparently. I watched as Charlie - brown hair and plain clothes and all - emerged from the front of the building, looking like the happiest girl in the world, talking to her friend Cindy. I wanted to run up to her and hug her, but then I remembered, much as she looks like her, this isn't my Charlie.
So instead, I just watched. That was the best I was gonna get until I could get home.
***
Days passed. I used my invisibility to steal food when I was hungry, but that wasn't often. Apparently, tissue regeneration also means tissue replenishment, because I barely ever felt hungry, except usually just after waking up. Nice to know, I guess.
Most of the time, I just sat on the roof of the ECPD 14th precinct house, thinking about what it was I could try to figure out my reality hopping power. The Benefactor said meditation. Maybe that worked for him, but I doubt it'd work for me. I have trouble just sitting still, probably some form of ADHD that never got diagnosd.
So, for awhile, I slept.
***
A headache woke me up in the middle of the night. That was about when I realized that throbbing pain in my head was back. It got progressively worse, so I rolled out of the way just as a fireball hit the roof, right where I was sleeping. I jumped to my feet and then rolled out of the way again just as a piece of metal sliced at where I was standing. More throbbing alerted me to a solid blue buzz saw slicing up the section of the roof that I'd rolled to, so I jumped off of the roof, and into a small puddle in the road. That, unfortunately, was not the best move, because the puddle suddenly came to life and tried choking me to death.
I used my own water powers (I vaguely remember Penelope calling them aquakinesis, which didn't even sound like a real word to me, but what the hell, ninety-nine percent of my super power knowledge comes from my girlfriend) to get the water off of my throat, then I got out of the water and looked around for whoever it was that caused that.
In front of me were six Chosen, each wearing disturbing clown make-up. One of them was a woman with stretchy arms; another was a young girl who was standing atop a tornado; the third was another older woman who was using water wrapped around her arms as tentacles; number four was a girl, slightly older than me with a weird glow coming from her right hand; the next one was a guy about the same age as the glow girl, but his hands were coated in fire; and the final one was another guy, covered in metal plates.
Oh... shit.
"It's so very nice to meet you," a voice said, though it didn't come from any of the six Chosen who were staring me down. It was a voice I recognized. I turned around and saw the face of a man I had never wanted to see again, and hoped that all that talk about him showing up in Pine Ridge was a lie.
The Joker.
"There's so very few out there, after everything that happened." He clapped his hands slowly. "And one that doesn't stand on either side, well, that's even more rare."
I coated my arms in fire as well. "Get away from me you psychopath!"
He smiled. "Psychopath?" He laughed. "No one's ever given me a compliment before!" He looked past me at his goon squad. "Tech!"
Metal lashed out at me, but I dodged it just in time. In doing so, I spun around to face the Chosen, and threw fireballs at each one. Most of them dodged my assault, save for the one who looked like he had fire powers. I switched to electricity, but the tornado girl was there to stop that attack. The metal one threw another metalic whip in my direction, this time I grabbed it and used it against him. I curled the metal around his neck and shot electricity through it, straight at his head. He fell over, in extreme pain but nowhere near dead yet.
My defense against Metal Head gave the others a chance to retaliate, unfortunately. Aqua Lady turned into a tsunami and tried washing me away, but I dropped the metal and jumped up, sending a bolt of electricity into the water below. It wasn't until I kept going up, however, that I realized Tornado Girl was keeping me aloft. I was pelted with fireballs next, courtesy of Fireball Man, and a long, rubber arm wrapped itself around my throat. Why did everybody want to go for the throat today?!
I created those arm-blades again and sliced Rubber Band Lady's arms off, then my time manipulating powers kicked in with my knowledge and I saw Tornado Girl inside her tornado. I flew toward her, knocked her out of the tornado, and slammed her head against the asphalt. These guys are Chosen, I can kill super powered people in self-defense, right? Stupid moral questions. How does Charlie do this every day without wanting to web somebody's airholes closed?
Fireball Man didn't stop shooting fireballs at me, though, and despite the fact that my skin was healing before it even burned, I still felt the pain of the fireballs hitting me. I used Aqua Lady's water and sent gallons of it down his throat before I realized what I was doing. I stopped just in time to get hit by a blue sledge hammer straight in the face. I rolled away, and a solid white wall appeared between me and the hammer. Whatever power that girl had, clearly I had it, too. Great. I pushed the wall forward, then wrapped it around Blue Matter Girl and looked around, wondering if I missed anyone.
The metal spike through my chest told me that I had.
I turned around and saw Metal Head standing beside the Joker. He was covered in electrical burns, but he was otherwise just fine, and healing, it looked like. I ripped the spike out of my chest and it fused with my arm. I walked up to Metal Head, grabbed him by the shoulder, and shoved my spike-arm into his crotch. I held him close and whispered, "Grow those back."
The only ones left were me and the Joker.
"I told you to get away, remember?" I asked him. "Now, leave. Oh, and just because I'm not around," I motioned towards his fallen Chosen, "doesn't mean these guys will ever catch up."
***
I walked up to Penelope Banter the Receptionist and said, "I wanna talk to him again."
She nodded. "He's been expecting you."
I figured. I walked through the door and teleported from the door to his desk. He didn't even turn the chair around to face me, he just said, "It's about time, Timothy." Now he did turn the chair around. "You want my advice, and that advice was already given: Meditation."
"That's not easy for me."
He nodded. "I know, but either way, that's how you're going to do it. I suggest you find a quiet place where the Joker and his thugs aren't going to find you, and spend the day meditating. Once you do that, the answer should come to you rather quickly, but I wasn't wrong when I said I couldn't send you home."
I shook my head. "I don't care. But mark my words, I'm going to make you pay for what you did to me."
I swear he smiled. "I'm glad to hear it."
***
I sat on the street corner, not the quietest of spots, and tried to concentrate on my reality. It was tough, though, so I just gave up a couple seconds later. I needed something, some place to go. This didn't seem like it was going to be easy. I stood up and started for the docks. Plenty of empty warehouses over there.
"Hey!" someone shouted, someone I recognized. I turned around and saw Charlie Harkins standing there. "You look familiar, have I met you before?" she asked.
I wanted to say yes, but I just shook my head. "No. You probably have me mistaken with somebody else."
She stood there, placed her index finger on her chin like she was thinking, then shook her head. "No, I've seen you before. You have way too cute a face for me to have you mistaken."
Oh, man, this was hurting me. I shook my head again. "Nah, 'cause I'd remember you, and I don't. Sorry. It's nice to meet you, though. Tim, Tim Saul."
"Charlie Harkins."
"You're a pretty girl."
She blushed. "Thanks. Maybe we can do something sometime?"
I shook my head. "Doubt it. I'm only here... uh... seeing family."
She looked upset. "Sorry. I'd really like to get to know you."
I nodded. "Me, too. I'll... see ya some other time, I guess."
She nodded, then leaned up and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I couldn't believe just how much better that made me feel. The only problem was that it reminded me just how badly I needed to get back to my Charlie. I thanked her, and then teleported away when she wasn't looking.
***
The man known as the Joker looked over his two remaining toys and smiled. They'd do just nicely, yes they would. He swiftly ran his hands along their bodies and loved what he felt. "You two are going to do your old uncle Joker proud, aren't you?"
In unison, both women said, "Of course we are, Mister J."
He smiled again. "Good, good. Now, go find that little whelp who thinks he's as strong as the Benefactor and tear his face into a smile!"
And both of them nodded.
***
I sat in the middle of the abandoned warehouse and tried, tried, tried. It was difficult to concentrate. Maybe I'd eventually get the hang of this, but I didn't know. I just knew I needed to get home, so I tried to focus on getting home.
And that was when the walls exploded.
I leaped to my feet and readied myself for whatever the hell it was I was going to deal with now, and wasn't too surprised to see that both of them had that disgusting clown make-up on. When I got back home, I was so never going to the goddamn circus again.
One of them I didn't recognize, the other one I did. Harmony Sprite, or, this universe's version of Harmony Sprite. She obviously had powers, just like the other Harmony did. I don't know what powers the other girl had, but I figured she was plenty powerful, if the Joker had saved these two just for hunting me down. I jumped up, landed on the celing, and then jumped again as an explosion tore the ceiling open. That came from Harmony, so I focused my first attack on her, which turned out to be a bit of a surprise. Remember that solid white wall construct I accidentally made before? Yep, except that this was a full box, and it crushed her to death. I'm getting better at killing, at least. Didn't make me feel all that good.
That just left the other girl, who lashed out at me with electrical whips that slashed up my skin in quick slices, but those healed quickly and easily. I used my geokinesis (geo = ground, apparently, I didn't know that before, I figured it meant shapes) and lifted the ground she was standing on up into the air, but she countered this by jumping off and hovering with the help of some... weird... electricity thing that I couldn't possibly understand because, well, it looked weird. Instead, I broke up that piece of ground I was levitating upward into head-sized rocks and used my telekinesis (this one was easy to figure out) to throw them at her. She shot each one of them down by using a weird shockwave that somehow used electricity (who knew someone could do so many things with electricity?!).
I figured out her game, though, and realized that I probably had a similar power, but when I went to use it, I instead soaked her with water. Clearly, my powers don't always know when to do what I say. The good news is that the water thing worked, and I knocked Lady Lightning Rod unconscious. I landed beside her and said, "Now, be a good girl and stay here until the cops show up, okay?"
I was out of breath. I used some metal to keep her restrained, then walked outside to find the nearest payphone, but I collapsed instead.
A Strange & Different World, Part Two
I woke up to the sound of a buzzsaw. I tried sitting up, but that didn't happen. I felt like I'd been hit by a car going seventy, which, now that I had super powers, I could probably survive. I tried sitting up again, and this time I managed, breaking apart metal restraints that I didn't know were covering me. I looked at my legs and saw much thicker restraints. Had to break those, now.
Actually, I didn't need to break them. I concentrated on my teleportation ability, but that wasn't working right. Great. I must have been drugged.
Matter of fact, you are, someone said. In my head. I looked around and couldn't see anyone in particular. I tried concentrating again, but nothing happened. Great. That won't work, whoever you are. You're going to be stuck here at least until my boss comes and asks you some questions. I hope your answers are to his liking.
"Who the hell are you?" I asked aloud. "And where are you?"
You can call me Thought. It's actually quite remarkable, you're subconsciously keeping me separate from your mind. That's impressive, even for someone who's consciously keeping me out, like the Benefactor does.
"You still didn't answer my question, where are you?"
In your head, of course. Where else would the name 'Thought' come in?
I started feeling more in control. My regenerative ability must have been kicking in, knocking out the drugs. Good, soon I could get out of here.
I guess you forgot that I can still read your surface thoughts. Not very bright, are you?
"Do you work for the Joker?"
No. I work for a man who stays away from all sides, the Joker's, the Benefactor's and the government's. You're safe here, if you accept it.
I shook my head. "No. I need to get out of here. I have to get back to my reality, and this," I motioned to the restraints holding my legs, "isn't helping. So, if you'll excuse me..." I held my hands to the restraints and they began to ice over. After a moment or so, they cracked, then broke into small chunks of ice that had already started to melt. I hopped off the latest examination table I'd been on and looked for the nearest door.
Unfortunately, I couldn't find one.
And you won't, as long as I'm in here.
"What?"
I couldn't keep you from breaking out of the table, but I can still keep you from finding the door. That's a simple one.
"Let me out of here, goddamnit!"
No. You're staying here until my boss shows up, so that he can study you. You can survive a vivisection, can't you?
"I said, let me out!"
That seemed to work, somehow, as the unconsious body of a woman in a chair beside the examination table appeared out of thin air, and then a set of stairs leading up to a catwalk followed suit, including a door that I assumed had to be the exit.
I focused my attention on the woman, however. She opened her eyes and sat forward, then rubbed at her forehead. I ripped the railing off of the stairs using my metal... something... powers and wrapped the railing around her throat, but not enough to actually choke her. "Start talking!"
She held up her hands in a stop motion, then stood up. I kept my weird telekinetic hold on the railing around her neck. "Take it easy, kid, I'm not going to hurt you. I don't even know if I can."
"I said talk!"
She grabbed her head in pain, which told me I must have been using a power I didn't know I had, which was a lot, really. She waved me down again, so I tightened the metal on her neck. "Fine! Fine! Just let me go!" I loosened the metal. "God! What are you, the evil version of the Benefactor?"
"The Benefactor is evil! In my reality, he experimented on people, and used them to kill others. My girlfriend's dad is dead because of someone he gave powers to, and then he kidnapped me, gave me powers, and now I'm hopping between universes because I don't know how to control them!"
She looked like she was about to laugh. "The Benefactor saved the world, man, so whatever weird reality you come from, you must have a different Benefactor."
"Nope, same guy. He said there's only one Benefactor, and he knew what happened to me. Now, who's your boss, and why does he want to study me?"
A new voice entered the conversation, this one I somewhat recongized. "You're quite skilled, Mr. Saul. If your assault on the Jokerz proved anything." I spun around and watched as that guy from HealAll walked down the stairs. With a pair of crutches. He was missing one of his legs, and was wearing something that looked like a high tech eyepatch. "Distinctive slaughter, almost similar to the way the Benefactor took care of the spawn from the Hellgate." He finally stepped up to me and held his hand out to shake hands. "Gerald Kennedy, nice to meet you."
I just glanced at his hand, then back up at his face. "Why do you want to study me?" I asked.
He smiled. "You're quite the interesting specimen. Every time you barely opened your eyes, I saw a portion of your body regenerate itself. Didn't seem to work while you were out, however."
"No, it doesn't. Is that it, you want your leg back? You work for HealAll, just get some of those nano-whatevers that your company makes."
He looked at me like I'd suggested he walk up the side of a building while eating an apple. "HealAll went out of business six years ago, thanks to the Benefactor's wonderous medical technology, and they never produced any sort of nanotechnology. You really are from an alternate reality, aren't you?"
I mock-saluted him. "Con-glat-ur-ations, buddy, and yes, I said that incorrectly. Now, I'm leaving, so that I can maybe figure out how to use these damn reality-hopping powers, understand?"
I walked around him, up the stairs, had my had on the door knob when he said, "The Joker has something special to use against you. Something he's used to keep the Benefactor at bay."
I stopped, turned my head, and said, "Then he better use it on me as soon as I walk out this door, because otherwise, I don't care." After that, I walked out of the room.
***
The Joker carefully applied the make-up to his secret weapon. He smiled widely as the smile took shape on her face. He tied her hair into the pigtails that she preferred and then watched her dress in her usual attire. She slipped on the tank top with the giant smiley face on the back and the purple and white skirt and then she had a real smile on her face.
"Whaddya need from me, Uncle J?" she asked.
"Just a little favor, sweetie pie."
***
I obviously couldn't meditate, and going to talk to the Benefactor again would probably piss me off even more, so I just walked. I just walked, and walked, and walked... There were very few parts of this East City that I didn't end up seeing, and thanks to my healing factor, I didn't need to eat or sleep or even take a piss.
(Now that I think about it, why hadn't I taken a leak or a dump in the past few days? What the hell? Was my body using the waste to replen - Y'know what, I'm just going to ignore that possibility and go on griping about my situation.)
It was nighttime before I decided to stop walking. I just stood in front of the statue of Knight and Guardian and sighed. This was where I'd entered this reality, maybe being here will help me leave it. Long shot, but what the hell else was I doing? May as well give it a try.
At least, that's what I wanted to happen. I closed my eyes, ready to try and leave this reality, and then I was knocked back twenty feet into the glass of a small Italian resturaunt. I stood up, pulled the glass out of my back (pushed it out, in some cases, with my own spine) and looked around for this new threat. Man, however the hell long it is I've had powers and I've been attacked... Seven times. Is this what Charlie deals with on a daily basis? And she still manages to offer to give me a massage every time she thinks I need one? Damn... I give that girl way less credit than she deserves.
I stepped out of the resturant and kept my eyes open, ready to defend myself against... something. I thank that tingling (that didn't go off just a few seconds ago) for the warning it gave me. I jumped to the right just as an energy blast arced its way toward me. It missed me by a couple inches, and snipped off some of my hair. I punched the asphalt for some reason I can't understand, but was very grateful for seconds later, when I absorbed the asphalt and turned into Kid With Double Yellow Stripe Down Face just in time to withstand a blast to the head. I shook it off and looked in the direction of the attack, and that was when i saw her.
She was wearing a black tank top, along with a purple and white skirt. Her boots were purple, with white zippers up the sides. Her purple and green hair was tied in two pigtails high on her head, and her face was covered in clown make-up. She had a real smile to match the one painted on her face and it was this smile, the real one, that scared the life out of me. I'd seen that smile. I saw it here, in this reality, in the last one, in mine.
It was Charlie, hovering in the air, with purple light surrounding her hands. She stood on a purple disc that looked like it was made of energy, and her eyes were glowing bright purple. And she was staring at me.
"No," I said, barely aware that I'd spoken. I shed the asphalt and turned both my arms into those flesh swords. "No!" That time I knew I'd spoken. I broke into a run, and used the swords to block every attack she sent at me, then jumped into the air and knocked her to the ground. "Stop this!"
"Sorry, cutie," she said, still smiling. That smile terrified me. "Uncle J's orders."
"No!" I shouted, jamming my flesh sword into the pavement by her head. She just giggled and flicked me on the forehead, except that it was powered by whatever enegry she could generate, so it sent me flying back about forty feet. People everywhere were scurrying for cover. I changed my arms back to normal, then generated fireballs. I threw them in her direction, but not directly at her. She still ducked out of the way of each one, and countered every fireball with an energy blast that kept hitting me square in the chest.
My shirt was torn to shreds. I ripped it off and grit my teeth. Dozens of attacks at the same spot could actually cause pain, it seemed, but my body was already hard at work healing itself. I didn't want to be here. I didn't want to be fighting her. Was Charlie the secret weapon that Kennedy was talking about? Why is it Charlie could keep him at bay?
I didn't have time to think, because Charlie clamped her hands together and fired a very large energy beam straight toward me. I ran toward it, hoping to stop it from destroying anything behind me. Much to my surprise, my feet stopped me from moving, my hands stuck straight out to either side, and my body... well... turned into a wall. Nice big metal one, too. Stuck there, my body stopped the beam from going any further. Looks like I got my wish, nobody else got hurt, but I was still fighting Charlie. This was still horrible.
Charlie gave up the beam attack, and my body shrunk down to normal size. I stood there, ready for whatever she'd try to throw at me next. Or, at least I thought I was. She flew toward me now, her hands balled into energy-powered fists. I steeled myself to grab her and stop her, but then the unthinkable happened. As soon as she touched me, we weren't in the city anymore.
I threw Charlie at the wall in front of me and looked around to see the same room that Charlotte and I had last spoken in. Speaking of the blonde version of my girlfriend, Charlotte was standing there, complete shock splayed across her face.
"What?" was all I could stammer out.
"You just left! What the hell are you doing back here?"
I shrugged. "Accident." After that, an energy blast hit me in the face. "Move!" I shouted, grabbing Charlotte and pulling her out of the way. She yelped in surprise. Anti-Charlie threw energy blasts at us as we ran, but I managed to get Charlotte out of the building. I looked off in the distance and saw the smoke from the damage to the Banter Industries building. It really was mere seconds after I left. That's weird.
"What the hell is going on?" Charlotte asked.
I was starting to feel out of breath. "That freaky chick throwing energy blasts at us, that's you, from another reality."
"Um... what?"
"No shit, Charlotte, now, can you web her to the ground, or something?"
Before she could answer, the wall of the building exploded, and Anti-Charlie stood there, energy practically bleeding from her hands. "Okay, cute boy, either come with me or sit still and die, 'kay?" She looked at Charlotte and a surprised look came over her face. "What's goin' on here? That's..." She started shaking her head. "No... No way... You're... me!"
Charlotte shook her head. "No way I'm you. I'd never wear anything that tacky."
Anti-Charlie bared her teeth and growled. "Shut up, suger plum!" She threw an energy blast at Charlotte, but I pulled her out of the way. A few of her hairs were singed, either way. I picked Charlotte up and teleported us to a nearby rooftop. I set Charlotte down.
"Shit!" I shouted, punching the fence that surrounded the building's air conditioning system. "I can't fight her!"
Charlotte brushed dust off her shirt. "Why not? She's a major bitch."
I looked back at her. "Same reason I wouldn't be able to fight you."
"Because I'm an alternate version of the girl you like?"
"Yes!"
"And?"
"And, what and? Every goddamn time I look at you, I see my Charlie, it's the same with her!"
She smacked me on the head. "And neither one of us is your Charlie! I'm different, she's really different. Don't look at the face, look at that gaudy make-up. Don't think about kissing her, think about knocking her stupid face off, because she's trying to do that to you. Don't think about her as Charlie, think about her as a threat."
At about that time, Anti-Charlie floated up the side of the building and stared us down, that wicked smile on her face. "What's it gonna be, cutie? You gonna come, or you gonna die?"
I ignored the face. I ignored my feelings. I ignored what I saw. Charlotte was right. This wasn't Charlie, no matter how much she looked like her. Charlie would never hurt people. She'd never threaten me. She was the sweetest thing I'd ever met, and I loved her, and this bitch was stopping me from getting back to her. My hands started glowing with fire, and I was suddenly floating in midair.
"No," I growled, disturbingly calmly, "you die."
I flew at the Enemy. It looked frightened, but I didn't care. I knocked it off of its floating purple disc and spun it around at violently dangerous speeds, then threw it down to the street below. It struggled to get out of the crater that I'd left it in, but I didn't even let it finish its crawl. I landed in the crater with it and pulled my Enemy up, grabbed it by the face and started pumping heat into my hand. It screamed, but I wasn't listening.
I threw it out of the crater and flew upwards, grabbing it before gravity brought it back down to the ground. A swirl of water surrounded the Enemy and I, and I knew that I as the cause. I forced water down its throat, then turned the water into freezing cold ice. It gagged, trying to catch a breath, but I didn't let it. Ice was in its lungs, and I turned the ice into fire. It screamed again, but that didn't last long. I grabbed it by the throat and just started squeezing.
I felt the fire burning inside me, now. I threw the Enemy back down into the crater, deepening it in the process. I landed on top of the Enemy and just started throwing punches. Blow after blow after blow, I punched and punched and punched. It tried to scream one last time, but I still wasn't paying any attention to it. I was saying something, I don't know what. Whatever it was, I wasn't even paying attention to myself.
Suddenly, a hand grabbed me by the wrist and stopped me. I turned to see who or what it was, ready to lash out at them now. I was killing my Enemy, why couldn't I keep going? The Benefactor looked at me like I'd just committed a sin. "You can stop now, Timothy," he said, a sadness in his voice. "She's unrecognizable, now."
I looked down at my Enemy - at Anti-Charlie - and saw that he was right. Her face was a mess of blood, bone and teeth. One eye was hanging out of its socket, the other torn in two. No one would ever recognize this dead creature. They'd never know who or what she was, where she was from. And that wasn't even the worst part of it.
I'd done it.
I ripped my arm from the Benefactor's grip and then knocked him into the air with a violently strong backhand. "You did this to me!" I shouted/growled. It was like I was in animal mode, or something. "You made me kill her!"
He caught himself in the air, floated there, but that didn't stop me. I flew upward and slammed my fist into his face. He tried to match me, but he couldn't. I kicked him in the stomach, flew around behind him and elbowed him in the back of the head, thrust my fist through his chest. Unfortunately, the animal part of my brain that was obviously in control didn't realize that I was just wasting my time. The Benefactor had all the same powers as me, and had had them for longer. Even if I was hurting him, it didn't last long.
Eventually, he grabbed me by the throat. "I can see you need a time out, Timothy. Don't worry, when I can, I'll give you some of the answers you need." He squeezed, and I fell unconscious.
***
I awoke on the roof where I'd left Charlotte. She was waiting for me, a concerned look on her face. I shook off any questions she asked, and just sat there, thinking about what I'd just done. About what I'd been able to do. About what I'd said.
About what I'd become.
"I have to leave," was all I'd said to her, and she was understandably disappointed in that answer, but I didn't give her anything else. Instead, I concentrated, and traveled somewhere else. Another reality. I had to get away from that one, from the things I'd done there.
***
Where ever the hell it was that I appeared in, I landed in somebody's apartment. There was trash all over the floor, some major computer equipment in one corner, and a bed on one wall. If I could have seen my own face, I'm sure I would have been shocked, because laying on the bed was a human-shaped cat in a plain white tee-shirt.
The cat-girl opened her eyes for a second, saw me, then shrieked. She jumped onto all fours and I saw bared teeth. I held up my hands to show that I wasn't there to hurt her.
"Whoa! I'm not here to hurt you!" I also said it aloud. "I'm... from another dimension?" I said with apprehension. Cat-girls exist here, doesn't mean they know that alternate realities exist.
Her eyes lit up. "You, too?"
"This has happened before?"
"I'm from another dimension. I'm... yeah, not from here."
"Okay... voice of experience... um... Can you go back to your dimension?"
She shook her head. "No. I've been stuck here ever since I melded with my cat and got sucked through a dimensional rift, or something like - "
I cut her off. "Melded with your cat?"
"Yeah."
I shook my head. "I'm outta here." I concentrated on getting the hell away from there.
***
I opened my eyes and found myself in what looked like a desecrated shithole. Literally, too, I was stepping in shit. I quickly jumped out of the feces and used my water making powers to wash my shoes off. I had to figure out where I was.
I walked through the doorway in front of me and found myself... on the other side of a wall that was simply standing up in the middle of what looked like a bombing zone. I looked around to see if I could make out where I was, but I couldn't. My only clue was a poster that wasn't written in English. Actually, it looked an awful lot like Korean. Great. I'm in another one of those realities. I shook my head, then concentrated again.
On to the next one!
***
I opened my eyes in another building. This one was completely dark, save for the minimal light coming from the open door to my left. I thought about my different powers and then my hand started glowing, illuminating the room. I looked up at a large spider's web, with probably sixteen human-sized coccoons dotted around it.
"Light go away!" someone shouted, swatting at my hand. I looked in the direction of the voice and saw a horrific abomination of human and spider. Worse: It was Charlie. The Charlie of this reality, apparently, turned into a mutant spider, with her lower half being completely tarantula-like. Four legs, four arms, yep, eight limbs. She hissed at me with that weird spider-mouth she had.
"Oh, I'm gonna go away..." I said, closing my eyes. I heard her jump at me, but I managed to get out of there just in time.
***
The new reality I opened my eyes to was made out of candy, so I immediately shut my eyes and left again.
***
My next reality actually looked like East City, but things just looked... wrong somehow. I was on top of a building, and from there I could see a very large landmark, another building, with a giant rotating globe on top. I jumped down to the ground floor (AKA: The Street) and found a news stand. I paid the ridiculously cheap twenty-five cents for their most popular paper and found it to be called the Daily Planet, which, to me, meant it was probably that building with the globe.
"Hey," I said to the guy at the news stand. He leaned forward. "You got any super heroes here?"
He laughed. "Yeah, kid, we do. Look, up in the sky."
I did, and saw two very obvious things: a bird, and a plane. "What? The bird? The plane?"
He smacked me in the head, then pointed to a speck flying between the bird and the plane. "No, dumbass, Superman!"
Suddenly, the flying speck came a little closer to Earth and I saw the red cape and blue tights that did, indeed, signify Superman. I turned back to the news stand guy. "So. There a Gotham around here somewhere?"
"Huh? You talkin' about Jersey?"
Okay. Christopher Reeve Movie Superman. "No, thinking of something else, sorry." I walked around the corner into the alleyway and made my way to the next reality.
***
I appeared, this time, in a well-furnished office. Where all the writing appeared to be in Japanese. Why did I keep ending up in realities where things were Asian?! This is all punishment for failing miserably at trying to learn Chinese when I was younger, I know it is.
I was about to leave this reality when these two Japanese guys appeared from out of nowhere. I'm sure I had about as surprised an expression as they did. They said something to each other, but I couldn't understand it.
"Um... Either one of you know English?"
The shorter one with the rounder face and the glasses nodded. "Yes, we both speak English," he said, in a slightly ridiculous accent. Then again, it was probably his real accent. "Who are you?"
"Um... Tim. You?"
"My name is Hiro Nakamura, and this is my friend, Ando Masahasi."
The one named Ando asked, "Do you control time and space, like Hiro?"
I shook my head. Actually, that wasn't true. Penelope mentioned that I had time powers, who the hell knew, maybe I could travel through time and space. "Uh, are people with super powers common here?"
Hiro nodded. "Well, somewhat. I have met many, like Takezo Kensei, Peter Petrelli, Nathan Petrelli... um..."
I scratched my chin. Those names sounded awfully familiar. "Awesome," I said. "Any who hop realities?"
"Hop realities? What?"
I shook my head. "Never mind. Um... Bye...?"
"You are leaving?"
"Yeah, showing up here was kind of an accident."
"Ah, I see. I went back to the year sixteen seventy-one doing that."
"Awesome," I repeated, then I closed my eyes and moved onto the next reality.
***
My next reality looked, again, an awful lot like East City, but I was easily clued in to this one being different when I saw Stark Tower from The Avengers and watched as Iron Man destroyed one of those big leviathan things. Clearly, every movie ever made exists in its own parallel universe to our own. This is gonna take some time...
And of course, Thor landed beside me. "You, mortal boy!" he shouted at me. Damn, he really does do that. "'Tis not safe to be here. The Chitauri are invading Midgard, and the citizens of New York need to be elsewhere, out of harm's way."
I nodded. "Yeah, yeah, I know. By the way, the Hulk's gonna punch you in a little bit."
"What?"
"Bye." And I hopped to another reality.
***
Somehow, I ended up in the reality with the cat-girl again. I didn't give her a chance to speak before I hopped to a different reality.
***
The latest reality was looking closer and closer to mine. It actually felt like East City, this time. I looked around for any possible hints, but I couldn't see anything that would suggest this was my East City.
Until I saw Guardian flying across the sky.
I would have leaped up into the air and flown up there to tell Guardian just how happy I was to be back home, but then I saw him fly down to the El Train, pick it up, and throw it into the river. I realized quite quickly that this wasn't my reality, but I couldn't let Evil Guardian get away with that. I had the power to do something, may as well do it.
I finally leaped up into the sky and flew toward where Evil Guardian was, loosing his heat vision on a group of unsuspecting citizens. For a vague moment, I wondered why he'd be doing this, but that passed, and I just decided to hover there, arms crossed. Staring at him. He turned around and glared at me. "What, kid?"
"You got a reason to be killing these people?"
He shrugged. "It's fun."
I smiled. He didn't even notice the ice starting to form around his legs. "So's this." I covered his entire lower half in ice, then let gravity do its thing. He landed on the ground, smashed the ice and flew upwards at me. I cocked my fist back for a punch, and then shot my arm forward. And forward. And forward. Much like that elastic woman from a couple realities ago, my arm stretched out impossibly far, hitting Evil Guardian right in the face.
That didn't stop him, however. He recovered from my attack and let loose a powerful heat vision attack, which I didn't even jump out of the way from. For some reason, my body was on auto-pilot, and I literally swatted the heat vision blast away from me. This really pissed Evil Guardian off. He fired off more heat vision blasts in rapid succession, and all of them I either knocked away or absorbed into myself. I wondered if this was an effect of one of my powers.
Evil Guardian figured out that his blasts were useless, and instead flew toward me again. Auto-Pilot Me decided to counter his attack by doing the same thing. We each cocked back our arms, ready to punch, and when we did, there was a shockwave. That sounds non-chalant, but it's the best way I can describe such a large event. If anyone had been watching, they'd probably have a seizure.
The attack knocked Evil Guardian down to the ground while it knocked me into another reality.
***
I landed in a crater that was being pelted with rain. I looked around and saw tens of thousands of people in suits looking down at the crater. Not just tens of thousands of people in suits. Tens of thousands of the same guy wearing dark suits and dark sunglasses. The weirder part: That same guy was also in the crater, fighting a guy wearing a trenchcoat. Neither one of them were wearing sunglasses.
That was when I realized it. The Matrix. I was in the third movie. Don't know why this was a reality I went to, but what the hell? I did just go to the Marvel Cinematic Universe a little bit ago. Charlie was gonna geek out when I told her that. She'd probably ask me to take her there.
I closed my eyes, concentrated, and left this reality.
***
I opened my eyes, this time, to the reality where the Benefactor was considered a hero. I sat down on the closest curb and just took a breath. This was getting out of hand. What was I gonna do this time, hop somewhere where Charlie's a giant bird with seventeen eyes? I sighed. I needed to calm myself, and soon.
Of course, all the reality hopping itself wasn't helping. Things were starting to bleed together. Some realities had similarities, some were radically different. I had no real way of knowing whether or not that reality with the cat-girl had an East City, because all I ever saw of it was an apartment. That could have been anywhere.
"Tough to process, eh?" a voice behind me said. I looked up and saw him. The Benefactor. I would have tried to kill him, if not for the fact that I was tired as all hell. I just nodded. "I understand. I had that problem, too, when I first developed the reality shifting ability. You get all mixed up. You see places that look familiar, even friendly, and you lose the fact that it's not the same place you used to be." He pulled me to my feet. "But it's something you can never forget. Understand? It's something you need to remember."
I pushed his hands off of me. "Why the hell do you care? Why did you do this to me?!"
He didn't answer the question, he simply said, "Come. There's some things I want to show you." He pointed behind himself and a vortex appeared. I looked around and realized that no one else was moving. He must have frozen time so that he could open that vortex. He walked inside it and motioned for me to follow, so I did.
I walked out of the vortex into what looked like a super market. "What's this?" I asked. He pointed to the window. I watched as first a blinding flash of light erupted from an unknown source, then a shockwave of fire burst out in all directions. It ripped apart the super market, but the Benefactor stopped himself and I from being killed in the wave. I looked as the mushroom cloud grew, even while the explosion itself hadn't ended.
"This is your future," he said. "Not in your reality, not even in your timeline. But this is your future." He turned to me. "Everything you know will end. It's simply going to happen."
I grit my teeth. "And, what? I'm just supposed to let it?!"
"You can't stop it. My giving you powers is the act that caused it."
I grabbed him by the collar. "Then why the hell did you do it?!"
"To ensure it. Apparently you've forgotten, I'm the villain of this story, whether I've been beneficial or not. I don't help the heroes, I destroy them."
I pushed him aside. "Take me back, now. You've proven that you really can, so do it. If this - "I motioned to the destruction around us. " - is my future, then I want to spend what's left of it with Charlie."
He nodded. "She'll be the first casualty. It would be best if you spent your last moments with the one you love."
I balled my hands into fists. "What do you know about that?"
He tapped me in the forehead. "I've lived your life, I've lived hers. I've lived everyone's. I know every moment of love you've ever had. And I've known every moment of pain you've yet to have."
"If you know all this, why do you want to cause it?!"
He shook his head. "You're too young to understand. I'm going to send you to another point in time, this one not so long ago." He opened another vortex, grabbed me by the arm, and pulled me through with him.
The time we arrived in appeared to be extremely early. Probably pre-dawn of man, even. I didn't see or hear any living creatures, I just looked out upon an untouched landscape. It looked alien and beautiful and familiar all at the same time. It was the strangest thing.
"No, this isn't pre-dawn of man," the Benefactor said. He pointed across the way and I saw them: a group of hunters prowling around. Suddenly, a glowing white being appeared in front of one of the hunters, touched him on the forehead, and then a pink and green mist surrounded him. The Benefactor walked in front of me. "That was the dawn of the Chosen." He turned to look at me. "It's because of this event that people such as Charlie even exist."
"What are you talking about?"
He pointed at the still-pervasive mist. "If it weren't for that Chosen living on, procreating, and the children of that Chosen living on and procreating, there would be no Chosen. It's a big secret of the Choosers, that their precious specimens aren't randomly selected. No. They were chosen from an early age, before they even knew."
"You're saying that all the Chosen on this planet are descendants of him?"
"And the various others coming into existence all across the planet." He turned back to me. "Things would have turned out very differently had that event not happened."
"So why don't you stop it? You obviously want to be the strongest man alive, to slaughter billions, why don't you?"
He shook his head. "If I stop this event, I'll cease to exist. I can't stop the dawn of the Chosen, I can only destroy them all when I get the chance, and that chance is coming soon."
I shook my head. "Why the hell do you keep telling me this?"
He grabbed me by the throat. There's that throat grabbing again, goddamnit. "Because I want someone to know."
***
The Benefactor brought us out of another vortex. This one led to a building, one slightly more modern than our last location. It looked like there was a shootout going on. I saw ECPD on one side and a group of Upscales who were hiding out in the building. I looked around the room at all the tables covered with bags of white powder. Cocaine, I guessed, maybe meth. Either way, I didn't care, I just wanted to be out of the firefight.
"Wait," the Benefactor said. "There's something I want you to see."
Grudgingly (because I couldn't figure out my own time traveling powers), I waited for whatever it was the Benefactor wanted me to see. The shootout raged at least another thirty minutes before a man I had only seen recently in alternate realities walked in. Charlie's dad looked weird in a beat cop outfit, but he looked right at home pointing that gun at everybody.
"Hey! Lafayette! Get in here and get these guys handcuffed!" Mr. Harkins shouted. He didn't even pay any attention to us. We must have been invisible. "Get the photographer in here!" I watched as the cops went about their business, doing everything from bagging and toe tagging to cuffing and even taking what few witness depositions there were. "Hey! Kid!" Charlie's dad shouted, looking in my direction.
I looked around and I couldn't see the Benefactor. That bastard must have left me without keeping me invisible. The photographer snapped another picture, this one included me, but I made myself invisible before Charlie's dad got over to me. He looked around, surprised, then shook it off. "Must've been dreamin'."
"No, sarge, there was a kid there. I got him on the photos."
"Then where the hell did he go?"
"I dunno."
Charlie's dad shook his head. "Forget about it. We've got other shit to worry about."
Another cop shouted, "Sarge! Dispatch!"
He grabbed the radio clipped to his shoulder. "Go for Harkins."
Over the radio, I heard the dispatcher say, "Sergeant Harkins, grab yourself a cigar! Hospital just called, you're officially a father!" I saw Mr. Harkins' eyes widen in surprise, then he grabbed and hugged the nearest other officer. He was cheering like a wild man.
"C'mon," the Benefactor said. I turned around and saw him standing by the vortex. "You saw what I needed you to see."
"Charlie's dad the day she was born?"
He nodded.
***
I don't know when I fell unconscious, but I know when I woke up. I looked around and saw my bedroom, exactly as it had beeen when Harmony rushed in and kidnapped me. I burst from my room, looking for my parents. They were both looked shocked. "Timmy?" Mom said. "Oh! Timmy! What happened? How'd you get here?"
I shook my head. "Too much to tell ya, ma. Long story short, I've got more in common with Charlie now."
Dad asked, "You shoot webs?"
"And then some. I've gotta run, I'll be back as soon as possible, okay?" I didn't give them a chance to answer, I simply ran. It probably didn't help that I super speed ran, but I needed to get to Charlie. I needed to. She needed to know. I had to tell her everything.
***
Charlie Harkins heard a rapid knocking on her bedroom door. Groggily, she awoke, got up from her bed, and stumbled her way to her door. She opened it to Tim, looking like he'd been run through a washing machine.
"Babe, I've got so much to tell you!" he said, an intensity to his voice she'd never heard from him.
Charlie yawned. "Okay. Lemme get some coffee, okay?"
***
Charlie sat crosslegged on her bed, yawning. I was pacing the room, talking a mile a minute, telling her the whole story. Not once as I was talking did she ask questions, nor did she ever call me crazy. She didn't ask for me to demonstrate any of my powers, but that probably had to do with the fact that I was demonstrating them in the room, setting off her smoke detector once, even.
"And then, I did some rapid-fire reality hopping, for reasons I still can't explain, and I think I went to probably a thousand different realities, like one with this cat-girl and one with these two Japanese guys... I even - "
"Tim," she said, cutting me off. I stopped pacing and looked at her. "What about you made this Benefactor guy pick you?"
"Huh?"
"Baby, I don't mean anything by this, but... why you?"
I shrugged. "I don't know! And he never told me, other than because he was 'like me'."
She raised an eyebrow. "As in you both got your powers synthetically, or what?"
"I don't know. It didn't make any sense to me. Hell, this whole... adventure didn't make any sense to me. I saw so many different versions of you, one of them was a cheerleader, one of them - "
She cut me off again. "A cheerleader?"
"Yeah. She went by Charlotte, and her dad was still alive."
"Charlotte? I can't even stand Charlotte."
"I know that. Still, this wasn't you."
"Well, it kinda was. I mean, technically, she was me had my life taken a different turn."
"No, I don't think so."
"Why's that?"
"Well, because there, Chosen were fugitives."
"Oh."
"And then there was this other one, where that Charlie was half spider."
"Gross."
"And..."
"What?"
"One where that Charlie was just like you were, except when she was wearing Joker make-up."
"What?"
"Yeah. I... I didn't want to talk about that one."
"Joker make-up? As in worked for the Joker?"
"As in called him 'Uncle J' and treated him like he was her father. She also had different powers, she shot energy blasts out of her hands."
"But, before the Joker make-up came on, she was just like me, right?"
I nodded. "Yeah."
"Sounds like that Melody girl I dealt with in Los Milagros."
"Huh?"
"She was this weird kind of Chosen, but these government guys came and took her away after I softened her up for 'em."
I thought back to when the Benefactor had me in his lab, and I remembered. Melody Hunter, the terror of Los Milagros. Isn't that what he called her? I'd seen the news when all that stuff was going down. That girl had murdered hundreds. And now she was with the Benefactor.
"What is it?" Charlie asked.
"That Melody Hunter... She's with him."
"Him who? The Benefactor?"
I nodded. "He also had Harmony Sprite and some other girl named Korra."
She raised an eyebrow. 'Wait, huh? Harmony? The Harpie girl with the super powers?"
"The wha - "
She cut me off again. "Do not ask me what a Harpie is!"
I held my hands up defensively. "Okay, okay. Sorry."
There was a knock on the door. Charlie got up, walked past me, and opened it to reveal her mother standing there. Mrs. Harkins looked surprised to see me. "Timmy, what are you doing here? It's two o'clock in the morning."
"He's... well... It's a long story, Mom."
I nodded. "I was, um... Y'see, a lot happened to me tonight, and I - " That was when it hit me. "Heroes!"
Both Charlie and her mom both looked confused.
"The reality with the two Japanese guys, Heroes. Remember, the time traveler who's dad was Sulu from Star Trek?" Neither one of them said anything. "What?"
Charlie turned back to her mom. "So, what is it?"
"I just got paged, I need to head out to the hospital."
"Okay."
"The hospital," I asked.
Charlie closed the door. Her mom had left. "Yeah. My mom's an on-call nurse. Didn't I tell you that?"
"No."
"Oh. Sorry." She grabbed me by the arm, opened the door, and shoved me out into the hall. "Now, go babysit my little brother until I get dressed, okay?"
I went to protest, but she had already shut the door. Instead, I just sighed. Babysit Chris? That's easy, after what I just went through. Maybe it'd actually be a little fun, I don't know. I walked out into the living room and saw Chris lying in his crib. He made a baby noise then I think he made a mess in his diaper. I shrugged, then picked him up. Charlie had taught me how to change diapers a few weeks before, when I had to babysit the kid.
Hrmph. A few weeks. Feels like a few years ago, now. I went through so much shit in those alternate realities, I felt like I was ten years older. I took off the crappy diaper and went to get another when I felt a weird shock. I dropped the diaper, thankfully in the trash, and then fell backwards. Smoke filled the room for a moment.
I coughed, then stood up, and where, moments before, there had been a six month old child, there now sat a fourteen year old kid, desperately trying to cover his privates. "What the hell?!"
Charlie ran out of her room, still not totally dressed. She was wearing jeans, but the only thing she had on up top was a bra. "What was that?" she asked, concern in her voice.
The kid covered his eyes while still trying to cover his crotch. "Oh, God," he said. "I'm seeing my sister in her underwear."
Charlie covered herself. "Chris?! What the hell happened to you?"
I raised my hand. "I think I did that."
"What the hell did you do to my little brother?!"
"I don't know! I still don't know half the goddamn powers I have!"
The kid I now knew was an older Chris removed the hand from his face and asked, "Can somebody get me some clothes, please?"
Charlie nodded quickly, then ran back into her bedroom. I turned to face away from him, because seeing another guy's dick was something I just didn't want to do. A moment later, Charlie returned with a handful of clothes, having also quickly put on a shirt herself. "Here, pick something. Quick!"
She walked over to me, turning away from her little brother. I leaned in and whispered, "Why do you have guy clothes?"
She turned red-faced. "Um... I..."
Fourteen year old Chris answered, "Because she used to be a guy."
My eyes widened. "What?!"
She shrugged. "Well, it never seemed like it was something I had to explain, 'cuz we were... y'know..." She looked at me. "What?!"
"You used to be a guy? I've been dating a transgender chick this whole time?"
"Kinda... um... I dunno?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, I'm only a girl 'cuz I was Chosen."
"What?"
"Yeah. All the Chosen are like that. They were one gender, they got Chosen, then they were the other. I'm not the only one."
"So, Seeker used to be a girl?"
"Yeah."
"Same with Guardian, and... Wait, what about Knight?"
"He's just a regular guy in a costume, not a super powered Chosen. He's a hero, just not with powers."
"And you've been keeping this from me the whole time? Wait a minute, why the hell were you keeping your old clothes?"
She pulled a piece of fabric from her back pocket. "I knit scarfs in my spare time."
"You do?"
"What?! It's peaceful!"
***
Charlie sat across the table from her now-teenaged brother, who was busy chowing down on a bowl of Cheerios. He moaned almost orgasmically for a second, then gulped and said, "This stuff is way better than baby food!"
Charlie passed him a napkin. "Well, clean yourself up. You're makin' a mess."
He took the napkin from her and did as she instructed. "Thanks."
"Why aren't you acting like a baby, anyway?"
He shrugged. "I don't know."
"I mean, it only makes sense that you would, right? You were only six months old five minutes ago."
"I really don't know." He jerked a thumb towards Timmy, who was pacing the floor again. He's gonna wear a hole in the floor doing that. And, who the hell knows, one of his powers may actually be to wear holes in things. "Ask him. He did it."
"Tim, why isn't my little brother acting like the baby he was five minutes ago?"
Tim shrugged. "I don't know!"
"Did I make you mad because you just found out I used to be a boy?"
"No, it's more along the lines of I could kill both of you because I don't know what I can do!"
Chris wolfed down more Cheerios. Charlie sighed. They'd need more. "He needs to chill out," Chris said.
She sighed again, then walked over to her overanxious boyfriend and webbed his feet to the floor. "Stop, okay? Just stop."
"I'm only stopping so that you feel like you did something," he said, grabbing her hands and rubbing at them. "I could break free from this stuff easily. I can make this stuff."
"You do webs, too? Do you have any of my other powers? Wall-crawling, spider sense?"
"What's that last one?"
"Spider sense? Danger warning sense? It tells me when there's danger."
"That, I know I've got that one."
"Okay. And you say that this Benefactor guy has all these powers because he... erm... killed all these Chosen before? Even me?"
He shrugged. "I don't know. He said he's lived everyone's life, too. He said a lot of things, and I can't figure out half of them. Plus, there's no guarantee he was even telling the truth! He's supposed to be the bad guy, from his own words, but he goes around letting people call him the Benefactor."
"Wait, what? Letting?"
"Yeah. He said that's what people call him, that his real name wasn't important."
"So, this guy doesn't even use that name himself?"
"Well, people in that alternate reality called him that, too, so I imagine he told them that that was his name."
"But he didn't make it up himself?"
"I guess not, no."
"That means that his image is largely made up by the opinions of his subordinates."
"Huh?"
"Like, um... Well... Actually, I'm having a hard time thinking about anybody. Um... Well, I guess, the Wizard of Oz?"
"Huh?"
"Well, people thought he was this big floating green head, but he was just a guy behind a curtain."
"And you're saying that the Benefactor's kind of like that?"
Charlie shrugged. "I don't know. It just sounded good at the time." She locked her fingers between his. "Look, just because you have all these powers doesn't mean you can't control them."
He shook his head. "Doesn't change what I did to Chris."
Chris said, "Saved me from potty training, years of time outs and being teased by a sister who was twice my age? All fine, to me!"
Charlie rolled her eyes. "Stopped me from having an actual baby brother?"
***
Chris Harkins didn't feel weird in any way, despite the fact that he had been prematurely aged fourteen years. Somehow, knowledge that any fourteen year old would have was already downloaded into his head, as if whatever it was that Tim had done to age him had helped him avoid being seen as awkward. Whatever the reason, he was glad.
He wasn't glad, however, to be sitting in a hotel room that overlooked a warehouse on the outskirts of the city. Charlie was sitting beside him, munching down on Doritos. He would have been doing the same, but eating an entire box of Cheerios negated any need to eat that he had. He was just bored.
"How long do we have to be here?" he asked.
Charlie shrugged. "'Til we see something, I guess. Tim said this was the building in the other reality that he realized had been the one in this reality that the Benefactor had shot him up with super powers."
"That didn't make much sense."
She shrugged again. "I crawl on walls and shoot webs out of my wrist. My friend jumped long distances and could feel where people were through the ground. My boyfriend has more super powers than a man with a million fingers can count. Seeing as this has been our reality for several months now, nothing makes sense." She munched on a few more Doritos. "Oh, need I remind you that you were still in diapers this morning?"
He yawned. "No." He grabbed the binoculars and looked at the entrances that they could see. "So, why isn't he here, busting this place down? He's sure this is the place, right?"
"He said he needed a place to rest, in peace and quiet."
"Where's he gonna find that here?"
She shrugged again. "The sky, maybe? He says he can fly, now."
Chris set the binoculars down and leaned back in his chair. "If these guys are so secretive, do you guys really think any of 'em are just gonna walk out the door and take a leak?"
"Well, considering only one of them has a dick, the other three aren't likely gonna go outside to pee."
"It was all I had."
"I know." She yawned, now. "You know Mom's gonna freak, right?"
He nodded. "Yeah."
"And, if Dad were still alive, he'd be taking you to the first ball game this season."
He smiled. "I know."
"I miss Dad. I wish you could have known him longer than a couple months."
He nodded. "Me, too."
"He would have loved having a son, again." She looked to her side, out the window, then dropped the Doritos bag. "Hey, what's that?"
Chris grabbed the binoculars again and lifted them to his eyes. He saw someone walking up to the warehouse, someone with scruffy brown hair. "I... I think it's your boyfriend."
Charlie grabbed her mask and pulled it over her face. "Fuck!"
***
I reached out toward the giant roller door at the front of the building, using my telekinesis. I ripped the door off the building, then walked walked inside. I had to find them. I had to stop them. There was nothing else left to do. The Benefactor wanted that future with the fire, he wasn't getting it. I was going to turn this curse of powers into a weapon against him. Against him.
I ran forward, further into the building. In the other reality, it was six rooms in. I broke down walls, ripped open doors. I had to find him. There was no other choice. I finally found my way into the room where he did it and...
And nothing. There was no one there. The freshly dead body of that Cloak guy was the only thing there. I wondered if there had even been any lag between my going to the alternate realities and waking up in my bedroom. I may have only been gone seconds to this reality, even though it had been days.
"Dammit!" I shouted, kicking the corpse hard enough to knock the head clean off, into the wall. It splattered against the wall, sending blood flying around the room.
"Jesus, that's gross!" Charlie said, behind me. I spun around to see her standing there, wearing plain clothes save for her mask. "Did you kill that guy?"
I shook my head. "No. The Benefactor did, before I got sent to those alternate realities."
"Well, why'd you kick his head off?"
"Because I wanted that bastard to be here! I wanted to kill him!"
"Um... Okay."
I sighed. "You don't get it. He's going to cause everyone to die. He told me that giving me powers was the first step toward that, and I need to stop that."
"Well, not by yourself."
"Who's gonna help me, Charlie? Who?"
She meekly raised her hand. "Your super powered girlfriend? Plus, there's Guardian, Knight, Angel, whoever's left in Pine Ridge, that Banter Industries super team in Glassview City and those weirdos in Los Milagros. You're one of us, now. And that means that you'll always have help."
I looked at her, and saw something that surprised the hell out of me. Charlie wasn't just the same girl to me, now. I've loved her since the first time I saw her, but that was just ordinary teenage love. Instead, I saw that this girl standing in front of me wasn't just any other girl. I truly loved her, now. And I really didn't want her to die.
"Charlie... I can't... I can't let you help."
"Why?"
"Because, he told me... You'd be the first to die."
I couldn't see her eyes under her mask, but I imagine they were widened in horror. "What?"
I nodded. "I can't let you die, Charlie. I love you, and I don't just mean in the normal teenager I love you, I love you too way. I want to spend the rest of my life with you, and I don't want you to suffer what this bastard has planned."
She grabbed my hand. "Then I'm helping."
"No!"
"Timothy Barthalomew Saul!" I winced as she said my full name. I didn't remember telling her my middle name was Barthalomew. Dammit, Mom... "The only way I'm not helping is if you kill me now, and considering you finally told me you loved me, I don't think that's gonna happen any time soon."
"You could die."
"Then I die fighting side-by-side with the one I love. And that's important to me. I've always done what I think is right, and I think this is right."
I pulled her mask off, grabbed her face, pulled her close and kissed her in the closest thing to passionately that I think I've ever been able to do.
***
Chris helped Charlie go through some of the boxes that the Benefactor's people had left behind. He couldn't even figure out what some of that crap had been, let alone what it could have done. He poked around in one of the boxes and found a notebook. He picked through it, saw that it belonged either to some girl named Korra, a girl named Stephanie, or a guy named Brandon. All three of them seemed to have written their names in the small box that read property of. The creepy thing was that all three of them wrote with the same handwriting.
He tossed the notebook away and picked up another box, this one significantly heavier. "Jesus, what the hell did they keep in this thing?"
"Open it up and see," Charlie said, looking through some papers. "Man, that Cloak guy did some freaky things to Chosen. Looks like he'd been doing it since the Dark Ages."
Chris opened the box, reached inside and pulled out a weird looking robot head. "What the heck does this thing do?" He looked over at Charlie, who looked like she'd just seen a ghost. "What?"
"Gimme that," she said, shooting a webline at it and yanking it out of his hands. C'mon, sis, that was kinda rough! "Holy shit..."
"What?"
"The Harpies... um... HARP, Humans Against Rising Powers, they're a bunch of assholes who hate Chosen because we have super powers. They think that we think that we're superior to humans."
"Don't some of you?"
She glared at him. "Not the point, Chris. The point, is that HARP builds these robots."
"And?"
"Charlie!" Tim shouted from another room. The brother and sister team followed the sound of his voice, where Tim threw a switch and illuminated the entire room. All six miles of it. It took Chris a second to remember that they'd traveled down stairs to get to where they were. They were underground.
"Holy shit..." Charlie repeated. "This means..."
"It means exactly what he told me. He said he's been playing HARP. He meant he's been running HARP."
Chris couldn't believe what he was seeing. Six entire miles of eight foot tall robots, all of them decked out with one deadly looking weapon or another. He felt Charlie grab his hand. He couldn't understand why she wasn't grabbing her boyfriend's hand, but then he realized that Tim was too busy holding onto the railing, looking like he was about to give an army a command.
He could, too, Chris thought, if we can figure out how to reprogram these things.
***
The Benefactor watched on the screen as Tim, Charlie and Christopher looked out upon his robots, and he smiled. All was going according to plan. Now, he would wait. He would wait until the time was right for his final step. The step he'd spent countless lifetimes planning. The step that would ensure the future he wanted.
The Benefactor took a sip of coffee, and then smiled again.
The Big Fight, Part One
The television buzzed, and then the image of an average looking man with slicked back brown hair appeared on the screen. "Good afternoon, everyone. My name isn't important, so my friends have taken to calling me the Benefactor, and I'd like to make an announcement. Some of the Chosen know me, but others do not, and I'd just like to tell all of you out there... That your time is numbered. East City will be razed soon, mark my words, and few will survive the onslaught coming. Pine Ridge was the teaser trailer, everyone, this is the film you've all been waiting for." The image buzzed out.
***
The President of the United States picked up his telephone and pressed a button that no one knew was on the phone. The phone rang only once, and then the cigarette smoking man answered. "Mr. President," he said. It wasn't a question. The phone on the cigarette smoking man's desk only connected to one number.
The President made certain that no one else could hear his voice. "You saw the broadcast," he said, not a question. These two men knew exactly who they were talking to. "He's moved up the time table you projected."
"I know. It wasn't too unexpected, but it will complicate things."
"I sure as hell didn't expect it. He mentioned Pine Ridge. I thought the Benefactor wasn't affiliated with HARP or the Joker?"
The President couldn't see the cigarette smoking man's face, but he assumed there was a look of disdain. The cigarette smoking man prided himself in being right as often as possible, and didn't like to be surprised. This broadcast had pulled the rug out from under the world's feet. "I can't answer that, sir. Things seem to be... wrong with our information."
The President leaned back in his seat. "Was this broadcast worldwide?"
"It was. And in every known language."
"I'm going to teleconference with the world's leaders. The Benefactor is no longer a future threat. He's become a very real current event."
"I understand, Mr. President."
"After that, I'm meeting with the cabinet and the joint chiefs. I expect you to be there to brief them."
"Yes, sir, Mr. President."
"Good." The President hung up the phone, then pressed another, more obvious button on it. "I want National Guard troops sent to East City immediately. They're to meet with and aid the city's police and Chosen." He hung up again, and this time, he didn't pick the phone back up immediately. Instead, he sat there and pondered the possibilities. The President was afraid. The Benefactor was a greater threat now than he had been yesterday, and there would be no easy way to deal with that threat.
***
Charlie Harkins went just one step short of actually jumping onto the backboard and dunking the ball that way, but her younger brother, Chris, was still trying to play catch-up in points. "C'mon, baby bro, you can do it!" she said, ready to jump and knock the ball out of the air as soon as he went for his shot.
"Bite me, okay? You've got spider powers, I've got nil."
"I could always go get Cindy, it could be you two against me."
"No! It's bad enough I can't beat a girl alone, I don't wanna havta get a girl to beat a girl!"
"That's just sexist, Chris."
He made his shot, Charlie jumped...
...but didn't catch the ball. She landed back on the ground and saw William Brand holding the ball, passing it between his hands. "And I thought that spider sense of yours could detect anything," he said, tossing the ball to Charlie.
She caught the ball. "Only if I'm in danger. What're you doing here?"
He ignored the question and walked over to Chris, who looked confused. "William Brand, CEO of Brand Industries. It's nice to meet you, Christopher."
Chris turned to his sister. "How does he know who I am?"
Charlie sighed. "Because he's a fairly accurate Batman rip-off. Now, answer my question, what are you doing here?"
He turned to her. "You saw the broadcast earlier?"
"You mean where that Benefactor guy basically said he was gonna kick the shit out of everyone in town? Yeah, I saw it. Why?"
"National Guard is on their way, and they're using me to round up the city's Chosen."
Charlie turned to her brother. "Tell Mom I'm not gonna be home for dinner, okay?"
***
"What do you mean?" Chris's mother asked when he got home. "She just left with Mr. Brand?"
He shrugged. "Yeah. She said he's some kind of Batman wannabe, that he's a costume, too."
Melissa Harkins sighed and groaned at the same time. "I can't believe that girl. Now I'm going to worry for..." She looked out the window and saw something she never thought she'd see in any American city. Even the news broadcasts of Pine Ridge never showed this. There were helicopters flying everywhere, tanks rolling up the streets, soldiers marching alongside them.
East City was being invaded by the United States Army National Guard.
***
Penelope Banter waited for Marvin to step out of the helicopter. He then slid the passenger door open, and Penelope, Brenda and Elliot all stepped out. The two Brits stared in awe at Banter Tower East, likely because it was almost a carbon copy of the facility in Glassview, regularly maintained to look that way, right down to the personal effects in each room. The sensors all over the tower kept this up, so that if one opened a book in Glassview, the book would be on the exact same page in East City.
Penelope disregarded the visitor in her office as she walked in, took off her coat, and set it over the back of her desk chair. She quickly set to work making sure the Titan model under construction in the workshop was up to specs. She regretted not being able to bring her original with her from Glassview. The President had thought it would be a bad idea to fly there in it.
Brenda Hobden regarded the visitor, generally with a look of sheer surprise. She hadn't expected anyone of William Brand's stature to simply be waiting for them. "Um, can we help you, sir?" she asked, feeling a little awkward. She heard Elliot laugh, then elbowed him in the rib.
"Penelope," Brand said, completely disregarding Brenda. That's nice. I do have a magic ring I could use to knock you on your arse, you know! She kept her thoughts to herself, though she assumed Elliot could see the look on her face thanks to his latest round of chuckles. She elbowed him again. "You know why we're here."
"We, William? Are you talking about the three of us and you, or did you bring a friend along? A Boy Wonder, perhaps, or maybe your English butler who scolds you in your cave?"
Much to Brenda's surprise, down came a girl in plain clothes on a webline. She oriented herself right side up, then dropped from her web and landed on the floor. "Hi, Ms. Banter," Charlie Harkins said, and Brenda felt slightly embarrassed to be in such company. "Oh, hi! I'm Charlie, or Arachnya, if you want, but everybody just calls me Charlie."
"You're... You're Arachnya," Brenda said. She felt herself blush.
"She just said that," Elliot said, lightly punching her on the arm. He reached out to shake hands with the famous Chosen. "Elliot. You can call me Blaze."
"Blaze, huh?" Charlie said with a smirk. "Sounds hot."
"Oh, believe me, I can get - " He made a light amount of steam rise from his body. " - awfully hot."
Brenda felt her face turn red. "Stop that!" she said, in a tone a bit more high-pitched and jealousy filled than she would have liked.
Charlie giggled, then spoke with what sounded like a stereotypically fake Australian accent. "Oy, I'm sorry, guv'na! Not troyin' to take yer boyfriend 'ere!"
Elliot laughed. "Do you realize how poorly you sound right now? That's an Australian accent, for one. We don't sound anything like that."
The girl turned red. "Sorry. I couldn't resist."
"Oh, kiddies!" Penelope said, standing up from her desk. "Can the adults have some words, now?"
"Sorry, Penelope," Brenda said.
"Good. Now, William, what is it you're here for? Doesn't the President have any lackeys to do this himself?"
"I asked you here, personally," Brand said, pulling out his phone. "You saw this, I assume?"
"Everyone in the world saw it. I have it on good authority that people in Kita City saw it. Los Milagros, West City, Pine Ridge, Chicago - everywhere."
"Penelope, please. This is serious. We need you and your team."
"And I brought them. The ones I could spare, anyway." She pointed over at Brenda and Elliot. "Brenda Hobden, AKA Sapphire and Elliot Jones, AKA Blaze. Elastique and Feral couldn't join us, sadly."
"And what about the other two?"
"What other two?"
He shook his head. "Never mind." He pointed to Charlie. "Charlotte Harkins, also known as Arachnya, you all know."
Charlie gave a shy wave. "Hi."
"This is a serious threat, Penelope," Brand said. "You've seen the National Guard presence."
"I have. And lemme tell you, getting through that was a pain in the ass." She pointed at the helicopters patrolling the city. "Those guys could ground Guardian." She smiled. "Is he really an alien from outer space?"
"No, he's a reporter with the Brigade."
"He is!?" Charlie exclaimed. Everyone turned to look at her. "Sorry, I didn't know. Just because I know him," she pointed at Brand, "doesn't mean I know everybody."
***
Aaron Dahl, the Chosen known as Blackhole, had his suit on. He laughed about the fact that his costume was purely a finely tailored, solid white suit, but, then again, his fiance's costume was simply a black dress and five-inch heels. Clearly, we weren't that creative, he thought. He placed the white domino mask on his face and looked at himself in the mirror. If he wasn't ready for some fancy costume ball, he didn't know what he was.
There was a noise from the bedroom, where Annette was. He slowly crossed the living room and started to open the door, but he was stopped before he could. "Ah, ah, ah," a female voice said. He was pulled to the side and pressed against the wall by a girl who looked vaguely like the young hero Spark that he'd met a few months before. This girl, however, looked older, and, while she was using electric powers similar to Spark, hers were alternating between blue and red. "You're not supposed to see the bride before she walks down the aisle."
"What is this?" he asked, attempting to open a black hole underneath the girl. His powers didn't seem to be working, though.
"Trying to black hole me? Sorry, that ain't gonna happen." She smirked. "There was this mute guy in Los Milagros, I stole his powers. One of them included the ability to cancel out anybody's powers I want to." She leaned close and whispered in his ear. "So I'm canceling out yours."
He pushed her off of him, trying as hard as he could to create a black hole, but he just couldn't.
She stuck her hand over his face. "I'm thinking black hole powers might be kind of cool, y'know? So... I'm thinking that I'll steal yours."
Another voice joined the fray. "Not yet, Korra." This one stepped into view. It as an average looking man, but one that everyone now knew.
The Benefactor.
"Nice to meet you again, Mr. Dahl, my name is the Benefactor."
"I know you," Aaron said. "What the hell are you doing here?"
He held up his arm, hand empty, flicked his wrist upward, and the door to the bedroom flew open. Aaron looked inside and saw a particularly muscular woman standing behind Annette, her hand clasped around Annette's mouth. In the woman's other hand, there was a particularly nasty looking hammer. The woman had a devilish smile on her face, one that made Aaron's heart stop.
"In ten seconds, the back of that hammer is going into Annette's brain, and she'll be dead. My associate, Conjurer, can create any tool she wants merely by thinking it. Poof, it appears. It's a very excellent gift."
"Let her go!" Aaron shouted.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Dahl." He pulled his thumb across his neck, classic kill gesture if ever there was one. Aaron watched as the woman the Benefactor had called Conjurer brought the hammer down quickly and strongly, Annette never even had a chance to feel it. "There, now that that's out of the way." He turned back to Aaron. "Korra, go ahead."
The girl pressed her hand to his face. "Don't worry," she said, "this is only gonna hurt you." Electricity crackled around him, things felt like they were being sucked from him, out of him. He felt himself losing strength, getting weaker.
And then it stopped. He saw the girl remove her hand, and then he felt himself fall to the floor. The Benefactor knelt down beside him. "It's taken me a few weeks to get Korra to realize that she doesn't need to kill to bio-leech. Not an easy task, but much easier than the undertaking I'm participating in now."
"Why... why..." Aaron tried to ask, but his mouth felt dry, his skin cracked.
"Why? Because I don't need you two. No one does." He chuckled. "Let's be honest, you really didn't do much in your lives, did you?" He stood up. "Conjurer!" Aaron heard the woman walk into the room. She knelt down in front of him, a smile on her face. "Put him out of his misery."
He saw the hammer swing up, and watched as time slowed to a crawl as it came back down. He didn't even feel the impact, there was just nothing.
***
Keith Cabot took off his glasses and his suit jacket and laid the glasses on his nightstand, and the jacket over the back of the armchair by his bed. He unbuttoned his pants and stopped just short of pulling his pants down before he buttoned them up again. "Knight, how nice to hear your heartbeat." He looked over at the shadowed corner of the room and watched as the costumed hero stepped into the lit section of the room. He wasn't alone, however. "Charlie? What's he got you here for?"
The girl crossed her arms under her breasts. "Well, how about finding out I'm not the only super hero at the Brigade? You coulda told me, y'know!"
"Everybody likes their secrets, little lady. Now, what are you two doing here?"
"Oh, goddamnit!" Charlie exclaimed.
"What?" Knight asked her.
"Keith Cabot. Clark Kent. His name is backwards from Superman's, just like your name is backwards from Batman's! How didn't I notice that?"
Keith wanted to laugh. "Answer the question, William. Why are you here?"
Knight answered, "The broadcast."
"What about it?"
"He's moving forward. You've seen all the National Guard presence here. This is going to get as bad as Pine Ridge."
Charlie said, "Worse, if you believe what that maniac says."
"That's not the point," Knight said, "the point is that he's going to do something big, and according to Ms. Harkins, he's got every ability everyone on the planet has ever shown, and then some. He won't be easy to take down."
Charlie cleared her throat. "Um... I was thinking about that..."
Knight shook his head. "Not now."
"No. I'm saying it now."
Keith asked, "What is it, Charlie?"
"Tim."
"Timmy Saul?"
"The Benefactor kidnapped him a few days back. He injected him with all of his powers. Tim's got every single power the Benefactor has."
Knight turned to face her. "Why didn't you mention this before?"
"I've been trying. You keep telling me to 'Look, listen, and learn when to speak'. I'm not Robin to you, okay? You don't need to treat me like your little ward to teach everything to. And just because I'm younger doesn't change the fact that I've been in the super heroing business longer than you, okay?"
Keith simply smiled, Knight looked surprised. Charlie looked exasperated. "The kid's got a point, William."
***
Brenda looked out the windows of the tower, at all the military vehicles driving or flying past. There were so many of them, very few cars on the road weren't followed by a Humvee or even an Abrams M1A1 tank. Very few of the people that were on the road looked happy or even comfortable. It was like East City was under invasion.
"Hey," Elliot said behind her. She turned around and saw him standing there, water streaking down his body, with a towel around his waist. "What's the matter?"
"Oh, you mean other than the fact that they day we get to come here and meet some of the first super heroes of our generation, there's an armed occupation by the US Military?"
He smirked. "Look, as long as we're in costume, we've got diplomatic immunity, or whatever it is the Americans call this sort of thing."
She let out a tiny laugh, then turned back to the window. "This is really going to be big, isn't it?"
"Oh, c'mon, love, this Benefactor isn't some special thing. We'll beat him, just the two of us if necessary."
She turned to face him again, jabbed a finger in his direction. "You have entirely too much confidence."
***
The Benefactor hid his accomplices using his invisibility. They all seemed restless, and he didn't mind. It was almost time to begin. "I want to thank you all for being here, again," he said, turning to face them. "This has been a very long time coming. Longer than any of you could ever believe. We're nearing the finish line, however." He walked past them, touching each one on the shoulder as he did. It strengthened his connection to them. "You've all be very important to my cause." He nodded to each one of them. "Harmony, Conjurer, Melody, Smoke, Korra... You've all been real comrades in this endeavour. And now, the fruits of our labor will be ripe for the picking."
Harmony was the first to speak. "That's great and all, but when do we get to kill some heroes?"
The Benefactor smiled. "Soon. As soon as the time comes. Everything must be perfect."
***
"You're telling me that these two innocent civilians can't be let out of the city?" Charlie asked the soldier standing at the bus depot's front entrance. "Seriously, they aren't gonna do anything."
He looked irritated. "Look, ma'am, I understand that you're a super hero, I saw the news. And I understand that you say your family isn't going to do anything harmful, but I have orders, and the only thing that can supercede those orders is - "
A new voice entered the conversation. One Charlie had never heard before. "A signed Presidential order?" She turned to look at the new voice and saw an average looking, middle-aged man with a cigarette in his mouth. "Because I just happen to have one allowing Ms. Harkins' family to leave the city." He pulled a piece of paper out of an inside suit pocket and handed it to the soldier. "Oh, and I think you'll see the family members of a few others there, make certain you get IDs that match. Phone numbers are right there, I'd call them if I were you."
Charlie folded her arms under her breasts. "Who the hell are you?"
He smiled. "Merely a humble advisor to the President."
"Bullshit, you're the guy who came and talked to my dad the day he died."
He nodded. "I did, indeed, meet your father that fateful day. I showed him the file we have on you, Ms. Harkins. Quite extensive."
Charlie's mother asked, "What do you want from us?"
"I want you to survive. The Benefactor has threatened war, and Charlotte here will need to stay. Assuming she survives, she'll need a family to go back to."
Charlie wanted to punch this man in the face. Assuming? She planned on surviving. "Look, buddy, thanks for letting my mom and my brother leave, but you leave me alone, okay?"
He smiled again. "Oh, I shall, Ms. Harkins. I'll be... just behind the glass."
Charlie watched as the man walked away, a spring in his step like he didn't have a care in the world. Benefactor or not, it was men like that who really scared her.
***
William Brand stared at the boy like he was something other than human. And, in many ways, he was. Timothy Saul still looked human, though the power he had within him was astounding. William listened as the boy told him about the events of his dimension and time hopping journey. The dimension where William and Penelope Banter were married was a bit odd, not to mention surprising, but the entire tale was informative.
The boy didn't seem to realize that the wristband William had placed on him was recording every change to his physiology. His lungs could now store days or weeks worth of breath, his skin could reform or even change on command, his brain was capable of learning literally everything, his heart was pumping both a thousand times more slowly and a thousand times quicker. Everything about the boy seem contradictory, yet it was all working in complete harmony.
"That was when he dumped on me that everything he's done was to cause a worldwide cataclysm," Timothy said, leaning back in his seat. "He just wants to kill people."
"What else did he say?"" William asked. "Who's on his side?"
"Harmony Sprite, for one."
"The HARP member?"
"Yeah. Melody... uh... Hunter, I think was her last name."
"From Los Milagros?"
"Yeah."
"Anyone else?"
He sighed. "Some girl named Korra."
William lifted his head from his computer screen. "Korra Reston?"
"I think so."
He shook his head and sighed. "That's not good."
"That's not all," Penelope's voice called from the top of the stairs. She carried a tray with three glasses and a bottle of brandy. "I didn't want to believe that pitiful excuse of a butler when he told me you didn't have a bar down here." She set the tray down beside William's computer and started pouring the drinks. "I know you're under age, kid, but we're about to head into the heart of darkness at some point. Besides, from what Muscles - I mean, Keith - tells me, your girlfriend had quite the drinking habit a couple months ago."
William took his glass. "Any word from Blackhole, Terror or Angel?"
She nodded. "Yeah, Angel is a no-show. NORAD can't even track her on radar. Blackhole and Terror are dead."
He felt his eyes widen. "What?!"
"Yeah. Muscles just found them a little while ago. Both of them had impact wounds in their skulls, Blackhole had been sucked dry, too."
"Sucked dry?" Timothy asked.
"An effect of one of Korra's powers," William answered. "She sucks the life out of them, and with it comes their power and their memories. If She's with the Benefactor, she's probably learned how to keep the voices out of her head. That's not good."
"None of this is good, Bill," Penelope said. "From what I've read in your files, going up against this Benefactor is one step beyond suicide mission."
He raised an eyebrow at her. "Don't call me 'Bill'. How do you have access to my files?"
She held up her phone. "Encryption hacking program, it's been running since I got here. Y'know, I'd have thought that all that money I spent in Brand Industries stock would have netted me a bigger interest in the company, this is just pathetic."
He stood up and took the phone from her hands. She looked surprised. "All you had to do was ask."
"And risk you only giving me half the juicy stuff? Uh-un!"
***
Charlie considered putting on her mask with everybody in the room, but she decided against it. Even if the multitude of other people weren't super heroes like her, they would still all know who she is. Besides, she had the rest of her costume on, that was good enough. She wouldn't feel like the outsider that, unfortunately, her boyfriend had to feel like. He was wearing a simple tee-shirt and a pair of jeans.
Although, Penelope Banter wasn't wearing her costume either. Granted, her costume was an Iron Man-like mech and not an actual costume, and it would be extremely cumbersome to help Knight conduct a meeting wearing it, but Charlie still wanted to see it. It wasn't every day you got to see the Titan in person.
They were all standing in a large, open room in Banter Tower East. Knight, Guardian, Penelope, Charlie, Elliot, Brenda and Tim. None of them looked comfortable standing there, waiting for the ball to drop, but they all knew it had to.
"I understand this isn't a big turnout," Knight said, starting the meeting, "but understand this: We are the line. We all know what's coming."
Blaze raised his hand. "Actually, no. We don't."
"Really?" Guardian asked.
"What? Unlike you East City folk, Brenda and I haven't dealt with the Benefactor in any way. We don't know what we're up against at all."
Charlie held up her hand. "Um... My knowledge about the Benefactor is relegated to what I just learned a few days ago, when my boyfriend showed up in my bedroom with super powers."
"Alright then!" Knight nearly shouted. "We'll get caught up, then. The Benefactor is a renegade, a man who has every super ability known to us, and several we don't. Based on both the information we obtained from Mr. Saul and Ms. Harkins and the message that he televised, he supplies equipment to HARP. We can only assume the Joker must have also factored into his plans, as he did nothing to stop the maniac."
Charlie visibly shivered. To think that the Joker killing Frank had been a part of the 'plan' was just disturbing. She didn't envy the Benefactor when the whole team caught up to him.
Knight continued: "He has friends. Harmony Sprite, a HARP member he experimented on, turning her into a super powered storehouse. She has multiple powers. Korra Reston, formerly a member of the teenage super team that I helped found with Erica Morris. She can steal powers using bioelectricity. There's evidence that she was involved in the murders of Aaron Dahl and Annette Simms, also known as Blackhole and Terror, respectively. Melody Hunter, known as a Rejected. She has multiple personalities, and is insanely powerful. Ms. Harkins has seen that first hand."
Everyone turned to Charlie. She cleared her throat. "She can create force fields, she has super strength, and she can murder people in extremely gruesome ways just by thinking it. I saw her kill an entire SWAT team and a lot of innocent people, watched their faces melt. She does nothing but scare me."
"Damn," Elliot said, pure and simple.
"Exactly," Knight said, stepping into the center of the room. "We're vastly outgunned, even if they're outnumbered. The only real weapon we have on our side is Mr. Saul, given abilities by the Benefactor himself."
"Anyone know why?" Penelope asked. "Why this kid in particular, not somebody else? It's kind of odd that he just happens to pick Arachnya's boyfriend."
Tim looked like he was about to speak, but Knight cut him off, "We don't know why Mr. Saul was picked, though we assume it has something to do with the Benefactor's plans."
"It does," Tim said. "According to him, picking me for these powers is the trigger for the end of the world. And that Charlie would be the first casualty."
Charlie felt her heart sink. He'd told her that before, but it didn't make hearing it again any easier. She balled her hands into fists. She was going to make sure it didn't happen that way.
Brenda raised her hand. "I really don't mean to be rude here, but why exactly is she the special first casualty? Is it because she's the first public hero?"
Charlie said, "It really doesn't matter. It's not happening, and that's that."
Guardian folded his arms across his chest. "What does Angel have to say about any of this? She can see the future."
Knight shook his head. "No one's been able to find her. And, according to you, her future sight is somewhat clouded. She didn't see Seeker's death, after all."
"What she said was that his death led to something that sounded significantly worse. What if this is what she meant?"
"She could have meant the devastation in Pine Ridge or the events in Newbright City, for all we know," Penelope said, stepping in between them. "It really doesn't matter. We don't know where she is, and we don't know what she can see. And unless Wonder Boy over there," she pointed to Tim, "can figure out how to access her powers, we're shit out of luck when it comes to seeing the future."
Elliot asked, "How do you know he has her powers, too?"
"He's got everybody's powers, Elliot," Brenda said, annoyed.
Knight said, "Look, our mission tonight is to stop the Benefactor. We don't know everything he's capable of, so we'll assume he's capable of everything. And he's got at least three super powered compatriots. We'll split off into teams." Knight waved his hand and a holographic representation of East City. It was broken up into districts, each one marked with a number or a letter. He pointed to a section of nothing but docks. "Penelope and Guardian will take district A. National Guard is smallest in this area, because they don't anticipate any entrance from the sea. The Titan has x-ray sensors embedded in its armor, those will be necessary for checking out warehouses."
Charlie pointed to a specific warehouse. "This is where the Benefactor was holed up before a couple of days ago. It's where he had all of his robots."
Knight nodded his head. "National Guard has that area secured, that warehouse is under complete guard. A nanocyte spray is coating the whole area, no one's getting in there without losing their powers."
***
Sergeant Rico Torres thought he heard something. He peeked around the corner and shined his flashlight in the direction that the noise had come from, but he didn't see anything. He turned his attention back to the storehouse full of robots and took a deep breath. The shadows and the stories, they were both getting to him.
"Intr...fzzt...intru...fzzt...Don't...fzzt...Motherfu...fzzt..." buzzed through his radio.
"Say again, over?" he spoke into his mic. "This is Torres, I repeat, say again, over!"
"Hello," was the simple response.
Torres spun around and shined his flashlight in the other room again, but still didn't see anything. He slowly moved forward, kept his finger close to the trigger, and nearly squeezed off a round when he saw a squad walking through the corridor. The team leader waved him down, motioned for him to join in the rear. Torres nodded, then followed the rest of the squad through the warehouse.
Much to the surprise of not only Torres himself, but also the entire squad, the squad leader took one step forward and disappeared into a black mist that had suddenly appeared from out of nowhere. One of the other members of the squad called out to him, then tried the radio. All they got was static.
A moment later, something hit the ground with a thud. Something on the floor emerged from the mist, and everyone stepped out of its way and then trained their lights on it.
It was the squad leader's severed head, a look of sheer horror frozen on his face.
In unison, everyone turned toward the mist and started firing randomly. No one was quite sure what they were shooting at, but it didn't seem to matter. Torres then felt himself freeze up. He turned his weapon toward the nearest soldier and squeezed off one round into the man's face. One of the others turned to see what was going on, and their eyes widened in fear. The man started firing at something behind Torres.
Torres then looked to his side and saw a young girl, no older than seventeen, holding one hand up. The hand was positioned to look as though she were holding a champagne goblet, but she held nothing. It took Torres a moment to realize that she was holding something: Him. He tried to move, but it was useless, she was holding him in place with but a mere thought.
The mist dissipated, and a tall, elfen creature stood there, a blank expression on his stark white face. He drew a katana from a sheath on his hip and started slicing the soldier closest to him. When one of them turned to fire at him, he disappeared briefly, then reappeared again. Torres realized that this man was a teleporter, going from his briefings before his unit left the base. The other soldiers were essentially just shooting the air whenever he moved.
Another man appeared, this one simply walked into the corridor calmly, wearing a trench coat. It was the man the briefing had called the Benefactor. There was nothing remarkable about him, but that in and of itself scared Torres enough that he wet himself.
While the teleporter was busy taking out half of the soldiers, the Benefactor went to work on the others. Two men drew their knives and plunged them into each other's throats. Another man simply fell to his knees and started crying blood. The fourth's head exploded with absolutely no provocation. Another two men were launched down the corridor, landing upon spikes that no one could truly see.
Finally, the corridor was empty of living beings, save for the teleporter, the girl, the Benefactor, and Torres.
"Nice to meet you, sergeant," the Benefactor said, as calmly as someone who was inviting you to lunch. "I'm sorry for the inconvenience."
Torres found that he could speak. "Why didn't you kill me?"
The Benefactor scratched at his chin. "You know... That's actually a very good question." He turned to the girl. "Melody?"
She shrugged. "He's kinda cute. I wanted a pet."
"Well... If you keep him, you'll have to feed and water him."
She sighed. "Really? Can't Korra take care of that?"
He shook his head. "No, he'll be your responsibility."
She rolled her eyes. "Fine." She lowered her hand, and Torres felt as though he could move again. He raised his rifle to let off several rounds into the Benefactor's face, but then he felt something sliding through his chest. He looked down and saw the blade of a katana sticking through him, from the back. "But he was kinda cute."
***
The Benefactor took in the scent of the nanocyte particles in the air. He smiled. Too bad Knight didn't realize that his pitiful invention was easily countered by another injection of the exact same thing. He concentrated and sent out a single thought to Conjurer: Activate them. In mere moments, the optics on every one of the robots lit up.
He kept smiling. "It's just about time," he said, his voice barely a whisper. He turned to Melody and Korra, who were standing to his side. "Banter Tower East, now. Send the message."
The Big Fight, Part Two
Charlie was about to say something when a distress signal came in over the radio. A blip appeared on the giant hologram of the city. Her heart sank: the blip was coming from the Benefactor's warehouse. "Put it on the speaker," Knight said to Penelope. She nodded.
At first there was static, then, finally, a panicked voice came through every now and again. "Repeat...fzzt...fzzt...factor's machines...fzzt...fzzt...fzzt...Help!"
The sound of the explosions that cut the man's voice off could be heard even from the Tower. Charlie turned to the window that faced that direction and saw the orange plumes rise from behind the buildings. She turned to the rest of the group. "I think that's all the robots."
No one got a chance to say anything, however, as the building suddenly began to lurch to the side. Charlie jumped onto the ceiling as it suddenly became a wall, and webbed everyone else to the floor. Glass shattered everywhere, rained down upon them all the while shooting upward from the building's momentum. Charlie could only hope she didn't sustain any lasting injuries from the shower of glass.
She looked out the window to see the building falling towards another building, one significantly shorter, with a spire on top with one of those flashing lights that stopped planes from flying into it. Charlie jumped from the ceiling to the floor just in time to narrowly avoid a swift impalement. Tim had already broken free of his webbing, and was shielding her with his body.
The building didn't stop moving, even after coming into contact with the shorter building. It kept going, crashing through the shorter building. Charlie heard people screaming, from both buildings. She closed her eyes and tried not to imagine the horrible things happening to those people. She felt Tim's breath on her face, but even the idea of him shielding her didn't give her any comfort.
Something crashed through the floor of the building. The sound made her open her eyes. She looked and saw one of the HARP robots hovering there, matching speeds with the still-falling building. An energy blast destroyed its head, however, an energy blast from Penelope Banter's Titan. The billionaire had somehow summoned her mech armor, and gotten inside all while the building was falling around them.
Finally, the building landed, and everyone collected themselves. No broken bones, thankfully, though a few cuts from the multitude of glass shards. Charlie noticed a tear in her costume, along her stomach, but no cuts.
"Clearly, the Benefactor's ready to up his game," Penelope said, landing the Titan. "We need to get going. There's bound to be hundreds of thousands running for cover, and when the Guard starts taking on the robots... Collateral damage doesn't even begin to describe the chaos."
"Right," Guardian said. "Maybe we can stop the robots' advance if we head out there now."
"I don't think so," a new voice said. A voice Charlie had heard before. She turned in the direction of the voice and saw Melody Hunter standing on top of some building debris. "You're all pretty much fucked."
***
Guardian flew toward the girl. He didn't even try to hold back, as he knew she wouldn't. She giggled as he lifted her high into the air. "You're funny, buddy."
"You're not hurting anyone," he said, his voice calm.
"Oh, no... I'm hurting everyone." She pointed downward. Guardian looked down at the people in the streets, all clutching at their throats as if trying to pull invisible hands away, or bleeding profusely from their mouths, ears or eyes. "And I'm gonna keep doing it if you don't let me go."
He looked her in the face and smiled. "Fine." He threw the girl down, toward the very people she was slaughtering with her mind.
Unfortunately, she caught herself in midair, and she was suddenly standing on an invisible platform. "Oh, cutiepie! C'mon!"
Guardian grit his teeth. He fired his heat vision at her, but she just casually raised a hand and caught his blast before it hit her. Then, with but a flick of her wrist, she shot it back at him.
***
Tim ran out into the crowd of dying people, ran toward some. He tried to help them, but nothing was working. He felt weak, as if he couldn't do anything. He looked over at Charlie and Brenda, who had run out into the fray with him. "What the hell do we do?!" he shouted.
"We really can't do anything," Charlie said, her voice sad. "Melody won't stop killing them until her one personality is knocked out, at least that's how the government guys did it in Los Milagros."
"We can't do anything?" Brenda asked.
"Not really, no."
"Bullshit!" Tim spat. "I'm not letting these people die!"
"Tim, I wanna help them, too, but..."
"They're living!" he shouted, and suddenly, all the dying people around him suddenly stood up, none of them bleeding or clutching at their throats. Each one of them looked around, confused, then realized that two super beings were fighting in the sky above them, and fled the scene. "What the hell?!"
"I kinda think you did that," Charlie said, the surprise in her voice obvious.
"That was... amazing," Brenda said, just as surprised.
***
Melody looked down at the kid the Benefactor had told them to watch out for, then sent the message Boss man, he's here. He just saved a lot of sheep I wanted to scalp.
His voice soothed her mind. Good. Keep pressing the attack. Deal with Guardian, like I told you. I'll handle Timothy.
***
Angel hovered in the air above East City, far out of sight. She didn't want anyone to know she was there, but she knew she couldn't remain hidden for long. Of course, her present company was not unwelcome, nor was she unexpected. The woman known to very few as Breeze materialized out of the nearest cloud and sat there as if it were a comfortable chair. "I'm here," Breeze said.
"It's begun. The fight that will end the world. We've both seen it."
Breeze nodded her head. "We have."
"And we both know that our visions of the future have been different."
Breeze nodded once again.
"Allie needs to be here. It's her destiny."
Again, Breeze simply nodded. "I know."
Angel turned to look at her. "But we both know what could happen. We've seen it."
"She'll surprise you."
Angel closed her eyes and sighed. "I hope so. You failed Newbright, I failed Pine Ridge. East City can't be counted among our failures."
Breeze stood from her cloud. "I know. I'll go to her now. She'll be here within the hour."
"Faster, dear." Angel turned back to the destruction raging below. "Something isn't right about this. I just can't sense what it is yet."
***
Knight jumped out of the way just as a lightning blast hit the ground where he'd been standing. It wasn't easy to predict where Korra would send her blasts, but he read her movements, watched her eyes. He couldn't take his own off of her. He threw two boomerang blades, both of which were shot down right away.
This isn't going to work. He reached into his belt and tossed several smoke grenades, surrounding the girl in a haze. She countered this, however, by opening a black hole above her head. The smoke was sucked into the hole, away from her. "Betcha didn't know I could do that, didja?" she asked.
Knight grit his teeth. "You killed Blackhole and Terror."
She smirked. "Nope. I drained Blackhole, but the nice woman behind you with the battle axe killed them."
He spun around and saw a Japanese woman in military gear right on the cusp of lowering an axe on his head. He rolled out of the way just in time and pulled out a small baton. He pressed a button, and the baton extended into a staff almost long enough to pole-vault with. He dodged two more swings, then thrust the staff into her stomach. She doubled over in pain and shouted, "Watashi wa anata no mazāfakkā o korosu!"
Knight shook his head. "Kono yōna utsukushī josei kara osoroshī gengo..." She looked at him in shock, then rushed at him with the axe again. "Watashi wa sono yōna bōryoku o kitai shite inakatta."
As they locked their weapons together, she spat in his face and shouted, "Anata ga shindeshimau!"
"Kyōde wanai."
***
Charlie kicked the face of one of the robots, then webbed another. She was getting tired already. She had taken out six robots, but they just seemed to keep coming. She looked to her left and saw Brenda and Elliot doing about as well as she was, maybe a little better. Elliot almost seemed to be enjoying himself. Figures... Probably the first time they've done something in awhile. She brushed hair out of her eyes and jumped just in time for one robot to hit another.
She swung out of the way of another robot, managed to shoot a webline at a... sixth? Twelveth? She couldn't even count anymore. She pulled that one forward, into the next on, crushing the one and nearly destroying the other.
"Any word from Penelope?" she shouted into her headset. She'd be able to talk normally, if it weren't for the sounds of tanks just a couple streets over. She was grateful the National Guard actually seemed to be doing something.
"Nothing!" Brenda shouted. "Last I saw her, she was somewhere near the wharf!"
"I've got nothing!" Elliot responded. "How do you East City people do this on a daily basis?"
Charlie was about to answer, but instead, she had to jump out of the way as a giant lightning bolt shot past her. She turned just in time to see Elliot and Brenda jump out of the way, too, while all the robots they were fighting were fried. Charlie looked in the direction of the blast and saw Tim standing there, one arm held straight out.
"How the hell did you do that?!" she screamed.
"I don't know what all I can do, I just thought about stopping them," he said, walking up to her. "How many of these things were in that warehouse?"
Elliot stepped up to them. "That's actually a very good question."
Charlie shrugged. "A lot more than I saw, apparently."
Their headsets all buzzed. Charlie tapped hers, and Penelope's voice came over. "Hope you haven't dealt with all of them yet, kiddies."
"Oh, there's plenty more where we're losing from. What's your ETA?"
Charlie was instantly sorry that she'd asked that question. A sonic boom burst right over their heads, as Penelope flew past them. "Right now!" She burst by them, straight into the chest of another robot that had somehow come out of nowhere.
Charlie sat up, unaware of when she'd even fallen on her ass. She looked over at Brenda and Elliot, who were also sitting up. "Does she do that a lot?"
Brenda coughed out a laugh. "You have no idea."
***
Guardian felt his arms getting weak for once. He could feel his lungs burning from all the exertion. All the while, Melody just stood there and yawned. "C'mon, big boy, I'm getting bored."
He grit his teeth and fired a blast of heat vision at her, but she swatted it away as if she were swatting a fly, then pointed her fingers down, sending him crashing down to the ground with a thud. He knocked debris off of himself and flew upward again, straight toward her. She held up her hand once more, this time stopping him dead in his tracks. He hit no barriers, he was simply held there, in the air. He tried to move, but he just couldn't.
She smiled. "I like playing with you like this, Guardian. You were always my favorite, after all."
***
Angel hovered above the HealAll facility just outside of Pine Ridge. The building's high walls were patroled by numerous guards, each one wearing full body armor. Clearly, they didn't want the Pine Ridge disaster to happen a second time. She took a moment to think about the countless dead, and the countless more, dying in East City, right now. She didn't want to do this. She needed to do this.
She swooped down and in through the window to Mr. Kennedy's office. There he sat, his back to the window. He was still in a wheelchair, even almost two weeks after the attempt on his life that killed Christine. Clearly, he wasn't healing very well, despite the name of the company he worked for.
"Nice to finally meet you, Angel," he said, still not turning around. "Or, should I call you Bernard?" She walked around in front of his desk. He looked very tired, very angry. "How can I help you?"
"I apologize for not being here when Pine Ridge was attacked," she started with. "My sight has been... Clouded... Recently."
"So I've been told. What do you want?"
"East City is dying, as you're aware."
"Pine Ridge is dead. Where was Guardian when robots destroyed hospitals? Where was Knight when the Joker kidnapped a bus full of children? Where was Arachnya when Pro-Tech was captured by a Rejecter and experimented on until his very soul was shattered? Where were East City's heroes, Angel, when we needed them?"
"I said, I apologize."
"I don't care. Our situation was no less televised, our deaths were no less significant. Tell me why any of our Chosen should help you?"
She spread her wings to their full span. "Because this fight isn't just some extremist protesters and a psychopath in clown make-up. The Benefactor is a threat to the world, Kennedy, a threat to every living creature on this planet. You think East City is it? East City is just the first, and as soon as it falls, he'll turn his gaze toward Glassview, then to Newbright, then Los Milagros. He'll destroy them all, and you'll just sit back and realize that he didn't bother with your city because you were weak, and didn't stand up against him when the time came."
Kennedy sat back in his wheelchair, clearly intimidated. "How many do you need?"
She nodded. "Send who you can, but I only need one."
***
Knight jumped out of the way of another axe swing, then put all his strength into his own swing, slamming the staff into the back of the Japanese woman's head. She spit blood onto the street and suddenly another axe appeared in her other hand. "Sore wa anata ga shinu tame no jikandesu," she said, a smile on her face.
His lips twisted into a smile, as well. "Watashi wa watashi no jikan ni shinu."
Korra stepped between them. "What the hell are you guys even saying?!"
Knight swung his staff again, this time into Korra's face. She went down, and the Japanese woman rushed forward. He brought the staff up, blocking the two axes. "Watashi wa ichinichijū made kore o iji suru koto ga dekimasu. Anata wa anata ga dekiru to omoimasu ka?"
She growled, "Mochiron, watashi wa dekiru!"
***
The Benefactor looked out at all of it and took a deep breath. The city was in absolute chaos. The robots were advancing much further than the heroes could stop them. There was only one section of the city untouched, only one place that could be considered a safe zone, to any wayward citizens.
Gustav Hammond's skyscraper.
The Benefactor stood on top of the building and watched as people burned, people bled, people died. There were so many, and he could feel, he could see, he could remember every single one of them, but he didn't recall any of them. He loved and hated that ability, but he put it to the back of his mind.
"Timothy. It's time," he said aloud, though the young man would hear the words in his mind. "You know where to find me. Do so. This will be the final battle."
***
Tim punched a robot in the chest, again surprised at his strength. He made the decision that as soon as he was done defending the city to find out what each and every one of his powers was. He thought he had a good enough idea, but then he fired that lightning blast at the robots, so... He needed more time.
Another robot was firing some sort of machine gun at him, but the bullets simply bounced off of him harmlessly. He sent another arc of electricity out, ripping that robot to shreds. He just barely missed hitting Charlie in process. "Hey!" she shouted, "I'm kicking robot ass, too!"
"Sorry!" he responded. "I really don't know my own strength here, babe!"
"Just don't hurt me! Hurt them!"
He nodded, turned to the next in what appeared to be an endless amount of robots and extended his arms. Much to his surprise, a chain lashed out along with his arm, and tore one of the robots in half. He looked at his arm in shock as the chain was fused to his skin, but it didn't hurt one bit. He waited a moment, and then the chain receeded into his arm. This is more than a little weird. More than a little.
Timothy. It's time.
Tim looked around for the voice he'd heard, but no one human was anywhere near him. In fact, the voice had been so calm and clear that he shouldn't have been able to hear it with all the noise from the robots and the rampaging going on.
You know where to find me. Do so.
He dodged a robot and slammed his fist into its back. His hand shot forward, a rubbery sword. How is it I know where to find him? he asked himself.
This will be the final battle.
Tim didn't need any help to know that the voice was the Benefactor's, and after a second, he realized exactly where he needed to go. He raised his arm and threw something at a robot. He didn't even realize it was a harpoon made entirely of energy. He had somewhere he needed to be. He burst upward, into the air, and flew toward the center of the city.
***
Elliot jumped onto a robot and melted its head between his hands. "Seventeen, love!" he shouted toward Charlie. She swung down, shot two weblines out, caught a robot in each and yanked them back, knocking the robots to the ground and into one another.
She stuck her tongue out. "Sorry, guv'na, that's twenty-six."
He groaned. "I've never even said that."
She put on that fake Australian accent again. "Sorry, mate, I've just got to stop with these bloody stereotypes, roight?"
He smiled. He liked this girl. If it weren't for prior engagements, on both sides, he'd could definitely be attracted to this spunky girl. Stop that, she's younger than you, you nutter. Granted, only by a couple years, but still.
He looked into the sky as Charlie's boyfriend took flight and left the area. "Where the hell is he going?" he asked.
"I... I don't know," Charlie answered. "I should follow him!"
Elliot shook his head. "You can't. We need you here."
She didn't look happy, but it was obvious that she knew it was the right decision. He threw a fireball at a robot that was about to pick her up by the head. She spun around, gave a shaky thumbs up, then quickly repaid the favor by webbing something behind him. He turned and saw a robot fall to the ground, its head crushed under the webbing.
"Let's not mention that to Brenda, okay?" he asked. She smirked.
***
Allie felt herself land after Breeze dropped her off. She let out a breath, saw it in the air, despite the fact that it wasn't cold at all. There were two robots in front of her, both of them looked as though they were processing her appearance. She smiled. This should be fun.
She held out one hand a sword made of ice appeared in it. She ran toward the robots and took one strong swing, slicing one of the robots clean in half diagonally upward from the waist to the right shoulder and then knicking the other robot's head. She held out her hand and created froze the robot's head, causing it to fall to the ground.
She was about to pat herself on the back when something shot it. She felt the plasma burn on her back and screamed in pain, then threw her ice sword in the direction the attack had come from. Much to her surprise, the robot that had shot her grabbed the sword. It held the sword in its hand for a moment, then squeezed, shattering it.
Shit!
A fireball hit the robot's chest, knocking it to the ground, then what looked like spider's webbing stuck it to the ground. Allie turned around again, and saw a girl with long brown hair hanging from a webline stuck to a street light and a young man covered in flames hovering beside her.
"Good to know somebody new showed up," the girl said. She turned her head toward the young man. "Well, besides you guys."
The young man landed, extinguished his flames and walked over to Allie. "Hope you're a friendly," he said, his accent British, "because we could use some of those right about now."
***
Brenda regretted leaving Elliot behind, but he'd told her to go, to help Penelope or Guardian. She hadn't been able to find Penelope or Knight, but Guardian was still tangled up in fighting that girl from Los Milagros. She held out her hand and imagined a bubble around the girl, which obviously couldn't have happened soon enough for Guardian, as he was getting the shit beaten out of him.
Within seconds, the bubble emitted from her ring and surrounded the girl, who pounded her fists against it in an attempt to break free. Brenda supported her right arm with her left and concentrated on making the bubble smaller. Less air, less chance that the girl could actually break the bubble. Brenda's problem was that her focus was divided. Despite the fact that the girl's attacks weren't visibly damaging the bubble, Brenda could feel it weakening with each blow, so she pumped more power into shrinking it and making it stronger, hoping to keep the girl contained until Guardian caught his breath.
"C'mon!" she shouted to him, "Use your laser eyes!"
He looked up at her, blood seeping from behind his left eye. "I don't... I don't..." He coughed, blood came from out of his mouth. "I don't know if I can..."
"I can't hold her for much longer, so please shoot her!"
The girl turned to look at Brenda. "I'll rip your goddamn face off, bitch!"
She ignored the threat. "Hurry!" she shouted at Guardian.
He stood up slowly, then closed his eyes. She saw the glow behind them, then they suddenly burst open, and a powerful blast shot forth from them, straight at... Brenda! She was forced to drop her hold on the girl and quickly jump out of the way. Guardian snapped his eyes shut as quickly as possible. The girl then landed in the middle of the street.
"Thanks, sugar," the girl said, looking toward Guardian, "I hope you're not too mad that I moved your head for you."
"Why are you helping him?" Brenda asked. "Why help the Benefactor kill millions?"
She smirked. "Because it's fun."
***
Charlie jumped just as the fist of the robot made contact with the ground at her feet. She landed on the robot's back and made a webbing garrote which she used to rip the robot's head off with. She then jumped from that robot as another started firing machine guns at her. Oh man... I'm getting a little tired now...
She landed on a building just as Elliot poured fire onto a pair of robots, melting them from top to bottom. On another part of the street, newcomer Allie was lancing robots with many different kinds of ice weapons ranging from swords to spears.
Charlie looked up toward the sky and saw helicopters flying past, some of them being destroyed in mid-air. We're going to lose, aren't we?
I don't think so, a voice said. Charlie looked around for the source, but couldn't find it. And you won't find me, Charlotte.
"Who said that?"
I'm not going to lie to you. You're the only one I can never lie to. I'm him. I'm the Benefactor.
"What?!"
Yes. I'm going to tell you something that you'll learn from Tim in a few hours. Don't be alarmed in anyway, and don't tell anyone. Can you do that for me?
"Why should I do anything for you?"
Because you're the most important person in my life, Charlie. I've loved you since the moment I first laid eyes on you, that day you came in for the interview.
Charlie felt her eyes widen. "No way..."
Yes. I'm going to tell you everything, Charlie. You, of all people, need to know.
***
Lieutenant Hapscomb fired a grenade from his mounted M203 grenade launcher straight at a robot's center mass, then retreated behind cover as a volley of machine gun rounds pelted the side of the building he was hiding in. He looked over at Captain Montoya of the East City Police Department and saw the concern in her face. He tossed her another magazine for the M4 she was holding and then popped out to launch another grenade. A second robot went down, but they just seemed to keep coming.
Captain Montoya leaned around the corner and fired off a group of rounds into the head of a robot, knocking it to one knee just before the head exploded from too much damage. She whistled. "Lots of these bastards, huh, Lieutenant?"
He laughed. "Yes there are, ma'am. How have you guys dealt with these things before?"
"Most of the time, our heroes take care of 'em."
"Sure wish we could get some of that help right now."
"They're busy, Lieutenant. When we need our Chosen, we get our Chosen."
"You sound like you've got a lot of faith in them."
She fired at another robot. "My niece is one. If she were here, she'd be helping."
***
Elliot slammed his fist straight into the robot's stomach area, the fire around his hand melting through in an instant. He hoisted it upward, then threw it at one of the other robots, which grabbed it in mid-air, then ripped it in half. Oh, bollocks! He jumped out of the way just as the pieces of the robot were thrown in his direction, then aimed a jet of flame at the robot, melting it to the ground.
"Hey! Big Ben!" Charlie's voice shouted at him from behind. He turned around and saw that she was using her webbing to hold a robot back. "I could use a hand saving your ass!" He jumped into the air and let loose a roundhouse kick on its head, accentuated by a flaming foot. Charlie let go of the robot and let its headless husk fall to the ground.
"It's called Elizabeth Tower, now," he said, smiling at her.
She shot a webline past him at another robot, pulled it forward, then swung it around until she launched it into a building. "Eh, who cares but you guys? I didn't even know it was a clock tower until I was twelve." She looked at something behind him. "Heads up, Torch."
He turned around and fired a flame jet at a robot that was running toward him. "It's Blaze, c'mon!"
She walked past him, a sexy smirk on her face. "Just keeping you on your toes."
Allie walked up to them, she looked out of breath. "Can you guys stop flirting and help me beat the shit out of these things?"
Charlie turned red. "Hey, I've got a boyfriend."
Elliot coughed out a laugh.
***
He didn't know how he knew where he was going, but he did. He landed on the roof of the building, then walked down the stairs to the floor the Benefactor was on. He took several deep breaths as he made his way to his nemesis. He had to be ready.
Tim had never been in Gustav Hammond's office before, but he assumed it had actually had furniture at some point. The room he walked into had nothing of the sort, and instead looked like it was ready to be the site of the decisive battle for humanity.
Which it was.
He saw the Benefactor across the room, looking out the window. The man was wearing a trench coat, and stood with his arms folded across his chest. "Beautiful, isn't it?" the Benefactor asked, not even bothering to turn around. "It's amazing how boldly they're all fighting, considering how soon it'll all fall."
"We're not just going to give up to you, you sick son of a bitch. Why the hell are you dressed like that?"
The Benefactor threw back his head and laughed. "It's common for a super villain to wear memorable attire, isn't it? And trench coats are very often considered villainous attire."
"Is that what this is about? Being the super villain? You just want to be the bad guy?"
He looked over his shoulder at Tim. "Isn't that all it needs to be? You're a hero, you need a villain, it's just that simple. Law of balance."
Tim grit his teeth. "You're a goddamn psychopath."
The Benefactor turned away again. "I knew you'd say that. It wasn't so long ago that I said the same thing to someone similar. Of course, it was so many lifetimes ago that I can't even remember the true outcome. Maybe I won, maybe I didn't." He shook his head. "It doesn't matter anymore. What matters is that we need to fight now." He turned to face Tim. "Well? I assume you're ready?"
Tim's arms shifted into curved blades. "Yeah. I'm ready."
The Benefactor smiled, and changed his own arms into similar weapons. "Good, I was hoping this would be fun. It's been such a long time since I fought someone as strong as I am."
"Good to know I've got an edge."
Tim ran toward the Benefactor, swiping this way, slashing that. The Benefactor blocked him blow for blow, occasionally even gaining a short-lived advantage by faking Tim out, but the boy didn't give up. A metal spike sprouted from his shoulder, and he jammed it into the Benefactor's stomach. The Benefactor countered by creating a similar spike from his knee, and sending it through Tim's chest.
***
Knight defended against the axe again, completely unaware of when the woman had lost the other one. With the axe and the staff locked together, he used his advantage to punch the woman in the face. She spit blood at him, then managed an odd acrobatic feat: holding the axe with one hand, she jumped, twisted, and kicked him the face, never letting go of the axe. They broke, and Knight fell to his knees. He spat out a tooth, some blood.
"Anata no namae wa nanidesu ka?" he asked her.
"Konjurā," she answered. "Tasha no tsuizui o yurusanai."
Conjurer, he translated in his mind. The unbeatable. We'll see.
He stood, twirled his staff and brought it down across her face. She recovered quickly, then created another axe and threw the two of them straight at him. He jumped, used the staff as a vault pole, then landed behind her. In the time it had taken him to perform the move, she had created a sledgehammer, and brought it down on the ground where he'd landed. He somersaulted out of the way, then dropped down to do a leg sweep.
Conjurer landed on her back, but she was right back up in seconds. She made several swings with the sledgehammer, but Knight managed to just barely dodge each of them. He made several swings with the staff, but she managed to just barely dodge each of them. He grit his teeth. They were too evenly matched.
He needed to change things up.
"Guardian," he said into his earpiece, "I need some help here."
***
"Too busy," Guardian responded. He was in pain. He hadn't felt this bad since he was Chosen, those three months ago. He fired another blast of heat vision at Melody, but the blast didn't even reach her. She was too powerful. Sapphire was doing just as badly, managing only to block several attacks that Melody launched at her. He couldn't even tell what powers Melody truly had, there seemed to be so many.
Just a few, a female voice said in his mind, the voice cool as ice. He recognized it instantly as Melody's. Telepathy was clearly one of them. He fired another heat vision blast at her, this one managing to clip her in the head, burn a few of her hairs. Ow! That hurt! Do it again!
Guardian punched the asphalt at his feet, then he felt it. The Earth itself. He reached down and took a grip on some soil beneath the asphalt. What's this feeling? he asked himself. It feels... good. He crushed the soil in his hand and felt power surging through him. He felt his wounds healing. He'd never felt this before, why now? He decided to ignore it, instead building this newfound power. He collected as much of it as possible.
In seconds, he felt rejuvenated. He felt himself lift off of the street. He felt lighter than ever, now. He smiled. "I hope this hurts," he said, directing the line towards Melody. She had been focusing her attacks on Sapphire, but now she looked at him, surprise in her face. He understood it. By the time she'd turned to see him, he had already closed the distance between them, his fists were almost connecting with her face by then. She tried to create some sort of force field, but it was too late. He felt it rise into his stomach, but he had already knocked her off of her floating platform of asphalt.
She landed on the ground below, complete surprise in her eyes. He hovered above her, never taking his eyes off of her. "How'd you do that?!" she asked.
He smiled. "Fuck you." He focused his energy through his heat vision and fired his most powerful blast at her head. Seconds later, he stopped his assault, and saw that her head had been vaporized.
Sapphire hovered there beside him. "Um... Remind me not to piss you off..." she said, nervously.
"You don't have anything to worry about. Let's get to Knight and help him."
"Sorry to say no, tall, strong and well-hung," Penelope's voice came over their earpieces, "but I need you guys on the west side with me. I don't have enough missiles to take down this many robots."
"We'll be right there, Ms. Banter," he said.
"Please, call me Penelope."
He sighed, then turned to Sapphire. "Let's go." She nodded.
***
The two broke, and Tim pulled throwing stars from his wrists and threw them one after another toward the Benefactor, but the villain was ready for Tim's assault, and absorbed each star as it hit his hands. The Benefactor then created a fireball in his hand and threw it at Tim's head, but Tim ducked out of the way and froze the floor, using it to hold the Benefactor in place.
The Benefactor was ready for that, too, and melted the ice right away, using the water it melted into as a series of whips, each of which tore large gouges in Tim's skin. Tim's body took care of the healing, while the boy himself punched each water whip as it came to strike him, turning the water into ice projectiles that were launched directly at the Benefactor. The Benefactor couldn't stop all of the ice, and took several blows.
But this didn't stop the Benefactor. He dropped metal from his arm and turned it into a chain, then used the chain as a metal whip. The chain-whip was used repeatedly, knocking Tim back several feet, then into the wall. The boy countered, however, by grabbing the chain and using it to pull the Benefactor close. The villain dove out of the way and let the chain leave his skin. He threw more fireballs at the boy, but Tim caught each one and threw them right back.
Tim pulled the same chain trick that the Benefactor had done, except he used two chains, one on each arm. He looked almost like a dancer, spinning around with the chains twirling around him. He would send a chain out every few seconds to slash at the Benefactor, but his attacks were doing little real damage. Worse yet, the Benefactor pulled the same trick that Tim had done, and grabbed the chains. He yanked Tim toward him, and Tim's face met the underside of the Benefactor's boot.
***
Allie buried her sword into a robot's head, then made two more, jumped off of the one robot and performed a spinning attack, severing the heads of two more robots and landing gracefully on the ground. She was about to cut the legs off of a fourth robot, but it suddenly burst into flames in front of her, while she was pulled out of the way by something.
Charlie landed on the ground next to her and cracked her knuckles. "You need to be a little more careful."
"I'm careful enough. I did take on a sun god, y'know."
The younger girl raised an eyebrow. "Huh?"
"Newbright? Helios? Didn't you hear anything about that?"
"Did this happen recently?"
"It was about a month ago."
"Were there important people involved? Like... established Chosen, or anything?"
Allie sighed. "Forget about it."
"I probably already did."
"Whatever. What sort of bad guys have you taken out?"
Charlie looked like she was about to answer before something exploded in front of them. Allie jumped one way, Charlie jumped the opposite direction. They both landed about twenty feet away from the explosion site, where a lone woman in her mid-twenties was standing, smiling.
"Oh, yeah..." Charlie sighed, "I fought her."
The woman laughed. "Oh! Oh! This is just too good." The woman took a few steps closer to Charlie. "If it isn't little Spider-Cunt..." The woman laughed again. "Spider-Cunt, Spider-Cunt, fucks whatever it is I like to do!" A webline shot out of the woman's wrist and attached to Charlie's shoulder. "Oh, and she's got a little girly-friend!"
Allie created another sword and stood her ground. "Let her go, whoever you are!"
The woman smirked. "Nope."
Allie felt heat on her back and smiled. "Then I guess it's time for a fight."
As if he'd been called to battle, Elliot threw several fireballs in the direction of the crazy woman, then shouted, "Amazing Friends to the rescue!"
We're not calling ourselves that!
***
Hapscomb loaded another grenade into the launcher and leaned around his cover. He fired the grenade at the nearest robot, and then nearly lost his head as some of the flak from the robot was launched in his direction. He ducked under cover quickly, then heard a scream. He looked to his left and saw Captain Montoya clutching at her stomach.
"What happened?!"
"One of the bastards got me..."
He quickly reached into his side pack and retrieved a bandage, executed a roll over to the captain, and pressed the bandage to her wound. "Keep pressure here," he said to her, "I'll see if I can get a medic out this way."
She shook her head. "Just get out of here. These damn robots are just gonna keep coming..."
He slammed his fist against the wall. "No! Leave no man behind. I swore to that." He checked his magazine and then chambered a round. "I'm staying." He reached into his pack for more 40mm grenades for the M203, and found one. Better than nothing. He loaded it into the launcher and took a deep breath. One full magazine, one grenade. Be all you can be, you sonuvabitch. He jumped out from his cover and squeezed the trigger on the M203, then watched as a whole group of robots detonated right in front of him. He ducked back behind cover to avoid getting hit, waited a moment, then peeked around his cover. There was a teenage girl walking through the remains of the robots. "Hey!" he shouted. She turned his way, dropping into a defensive stance. "Lieutenant Hapscomb, National Guard! I have Police Captain Montoya here, she's injured!"
The girl's eyes widened. "Aunt Holly!" She ran toward the building, pushing Hapscomb out of the way. She knelt down next to the captain and embraced her. "What the hell are you doing here?!"
Captain Montoya coughed. "Forget about me, sweetie, what are you doing here?"
"Colin and I couldn't just stand back and let this happen. We had to come back." The girl turned to Hapscomb. "Do something to help her!"
He shook his head slowly. "I'm out of bandages, kid. That wound is pretty deep."
She grabbed him by the collar. "Do something!"
"I want to! I just can't!"
"Monica Montoya, let, him, go!" Captain Montoya yelled. The girl let his collar go and knelt down by her aunt. "I'm a goner, kiddo. You get back to the boyfriend and go help somebody else, understand?"
The girl started to cry, and embraced her aunt once more. "I don't want to leave you," she said, through tears.
The captain patted her niece on the head. "I know, sweetie, but you have to. There's people out there who need your help, so go."
The girl stood up and looked at Hapscomb. "Will you stay here, with her?"
He nodded. "I will. Leave no man behind, it's our motto."
She smiled, faintly. "Just, please, keep her final moments peaceful?"
Ne nodded again, then watched as she ran back out of the building. He knelt down next to Captain Montoya and put a hand on her shoulder. "That the super hero niece?"
She nodded. "She is."
"She's a good kid."
"She is."
Those were Captain Holly Montoya's final words.
***
Knight jumped back to dodge another powerful swing, then brought his staff into direct contact with Conjurer's left cheek. She recoiled in pain, then tried to make another swing. She stopped just short of the full swing, however, as a puff of smoke appeared in between them. A tall man with an Elven face stood there, sword on his hip. He didn't draw the sword, but his hand rested on the hilt.
"Shazai shimasu," the man said. "Konjurā wa hijō ni senmon-gaidatta." He bowed. "Anata wa meiyo to tatakatte kita." He stood up again. "Watashi wa anata ga kono shiren-shi Burando o sonzoku o negatte imasu." He put his free hand on Conjurer's shoulder, and then the two of them disappeared.
Knight stood there alone, just staring at the spot where the two of them had been. "What the hell?!"
Then a voice shouted out, "Guess you forgot about me!" A lightning bolt hit him in the chest. He turned and saw Korra Reston standing there, tossing electricity between her hands.
"You don't have to do this, Korra. You can just walk away."
She shook her head. "No, I can't. You don't get it, Knight, if it weren't for the Benefactor... I'd be a mess."
He readied his staff. "You are a mess, kid. I feel sorry for you."
She smirked. "So, we gonna do this, or what?"
Knight didn't answer with words. He sprinted toward the girl and swung his staff, which she barely managed to dodge by jumping over it and hovering in the air. He twirled the staff, swung again, clipping her across the face. She landed on the ground and somersaulted backward, then tossed two of her electrical grenades his way. He jumped, threw several boomerang blades at her, which she shot down with several careful lightning bolts. He threw three more blades, but she fired out a large electric wave, which redirected them back in his direction. Using the staff, he swatted them each in different directions, then just managed to block as a chain made of pure electricity was thrown in his direction.
***
Tim's fist was covered in metal, which connected with the Benefactor's face. He was countered quickly by a knee to the gut, then the back. He turned and saw a second Benefactor behind him. Great, duplication... Nice to know I've got that one... He felt electricity flow through his arms, then shape itself into two glowing blades at the end of his arms, almost like swords. He swiped at the duplicate Benefactor, which dissolved before his eyes, then at the real one, who healed as quickly as he was injured, then roundhouse kicked Tim straight in the face.
Tim recovered quickly, threw alternating lightning bolts, fireballs, and icesicles at his enemy, who blocked each attack and countered with one of his own. This was far too even a match. Tim slammed his fist into the floor, which turned into lava very briefly, but long enough to force the Benefactor into midair, where Tim brought down a storm of fire from the ceiling. The Benefactor shifted into an animal form, a snake, and slithered across the floor and then shifted back into a human just in time to grab Tim by the throat.
Tim turned his hand into a sword and cut the Benefactor's arm clean off at the elbow, but the villain grew it back within seconds, minus the sleeve of his trench coat. He smiled, then gripped two fireballs, one in each hand. He threw them, each time gaining a replacement to throw. Tim dodged several of them, then forced a gust of wind in the Benefactor's direction, destroying the fireballs and blasting the Benefactor through the wall, into the reception area.
Tim morphed his arms into scythes and ran toward his enemy, slicing this way and that. The Benefactor's clothing was torn in several places, but the wounds simply healed. The Benefactor responded in kind by grabbing Tim by the neck a second time and elongating his arm, crashing Tim into the opposite wall. The Benefactor turned his fingers into knives, and started twisting them into Tim's neck, but Tim turned his own neck into metal, canceling the attack out. He then cut the Benefactor's arm off a second time to escape.
The Benefactor used his super speed to rush Tim, punching him in the jaw at seven hundred miles per hour, breaking his jaw. He healed quickly, then morphed his hand into a sledgehammer and returned the favor, breaking the Benefactor's legs.
***
Brenda fired an energy blast at the closest robot, then jumped out of the way as Penelope threw one in her direction. She blasted two more in the face, then created an arm to grab one and throw it toward Guardian, who caught it in midair and ripped it in half vertically.
"Brenda! Catch!" Penelope shouted. Brenda looked in that direction and nearly didn't catch the three robots that were thrown in her direction. She created two buzzsaws and cut them to pieces just in time to avoid getting hit. She flashed Penelope a thumbs up and a weak smile, then returned to blasting the growing number of robots that were destroying the surrounding buildings.
There had to be a thousand of them on this block alone. The ones that weren't trying to take a fist sized chunk out of a super hero were slaughtering the innocent civilians. Brenda tried her best to save as many people as she could, but it seemed like the moment she did, another robot either shot the people she'd just saved or destroyed the building she'd sent them to for cover. This was turning futile, and it was annoying her.
Several of the robots were suddenly hoisted into the air, then a few of them simply exploded, somehow. Brenda landed on the ground and took careful aim at some of the ones that remained floating, as did Penelope and Guardian. That street was clear now, but there were still more robots coming. What just happened? Brenda asked herself.
As if in answer, a young mildly Hispanic girl and a young black man stepped out of an alleyway. Brenda was almost certain she recognized them from somewhere, but she couldn't quite place them...
"Quake," Guardian said to the girl, landing on the street to greet them. "And Hold-Up, am I right?"
The girl nodded. "Yeah. Nice to see you, too."
"Word from Knight was that you two joined the Guardians."
The boy rubbed at the back of his head and nodded. "Yeah. But as soon as we saw that broadcast, we came back here."
Penelope joined them. "You two were in that group that Knight funded, weren't you? With that electric girl, Korra?"
The girl nodded. "Uh-huh, why?"
Guardian answered, "Then you'll probably want to find Knight. He was dealing with her and some Japanese woman, last we knew."
"Korra's with the Benefactor?"
Guardian nodded. "Unfortunately, yes."
***
Charlie struggled against Harmony's webbing. It was... stronger, somehow, than it used to be. It didn't make sense. Had the Benefactor done this to her? Just another reason to... No... She couldn't think about that. She just concentrated on trying to pull this webbing off of her shoulders without dislocating anything.
She tried pulling the strands off individually, but that didn't seem to be working. This stuff was tough. She managed to pull a bit of one off, then felt herself get pulled down to the ground. Her face connected with asphalt and she looked up to see that Harmony had gotten significantly closer. She was standing right over Charlie now, her foot on Charlie's head. "I wouldn't take any steps closer, kids, or the Spider-Cunt gets it."
Stop calling me that...
The bitch moved her foot from Charlie's head to her neck. "Maybe I'll just crush neck right now... Would you little shits like that?"
Why? Why do you have this stupid vendetta against me? All I did was lock you up when you were hurting innocent people!
Harmony's foot morphed into what appeared to be a raven's clawed foot, and clamped around Charlie's neck. She felt the talons digging into her skin. "I think her skull's gonna pop!"
Let go of me!
Almost as if Harmony was complying, Charlie felt herself lifted into the air and thrown at a wall, then Harmony was on her again in seconds, pressing something into her side. "How's it feel, Spider-Cunt? To have the same knife lodged in your gut that I killed your dad with?" The bitch punched Charlie, knocking her head back and into the wall. She could feel blood build up in her mouth. "What'sa matter, cunt? Got somethin' you wanna say? I bet you do." She grabbed Charlie by the chin and pulled her close. "You ruined me, you little cunt, so I'm gonna enjoy this. I'm gonna take this real slow, and it's gonna be the greatest thing -"
Charlie closed her eyes, squeezed them shut, then she opened them again. To anyone looking at her (like Harmony), her eyes were now blood red, as was the aura surrounding her hands. In less than a second, Harmony was pulled away from her, into the air, arms and legs spread straight out.
"Shut. The. Fuck. Up."
The words sounded disjointed, as if some speech program on a computer was reading for her. Had Charlie herself heard the words, she would have laughed about it, but Harmony Sprite wasn't laughing. Harmony was very obviously scared. Charlie raised one hand and Harmony's entire body seemed to curl in upon itself. The cracking sounds of bones being broken into thousands of tiny pieces and the disgusting snapping sound of skin being torn and ripped apart was the last thing Harmony heard.
***
Elliot kept his flames up as Charlie came closer to him. That weird red glow around her hands was gone, but her eyes... There was something wrong about them. They were glowing a sort of deep blue, rather than her typical green. She shook her head a moment, and the blue was gone. "What?" she asked.
"How did you do that?" Allie asked.
"I don't... I don't know. I think I just..." Her eyes then rolled back in her head, and she fell to the ground. Elliot quickly dropped his flames and reached out for her, catching her just in time.
"What the hell?!" Allie shrieked.
Elliot turned to her. "We need to get her some place safe." He looked past her and saw several more robots marching up the street toward them. "And we need to get her there fast."
***
Angel stood outside of Maria's room and took a deep breath. The mind reacher hadn't been happy to see her the last time they'd met. She opened the door and walked inside, but Maria was nowhere to be found. She took another step inside, and then heard the door slam shut behind her. She spun around and saw something... odd.
The woman before her was wearing a purple suit, poorly applied clown make-up and had dyed her hair green. Beneath the make-up appeared to be scars extending outward from her mouth in a bizzare smile. The woman resembled Maria, but looked more like the Joker. "I'm not here to hurt you," Angel said, extending her wings outward.
The woman reached up and cracked her neck, then let out a sigh. "Whenever somebody says they're not there to hurt you, they take all the fun out of everything." The woman reached into a pocket in her suit and retrieved a knife. "I like the fun. It's what drives me."
Angel held out one hand, which stopped the woman. "I'm here to speak with Maria, not some fragment of the mind of a psychopath. Leave, or else."
The woman grit her disgusting yellow teeth, and then the Joker facade melted away, leaving Maria. "I'm sorry. Sometimes... It's not easy to keep her at bay."
Angel nodded. "I understand. I need your help, Maria."
"I know. I saw the broadcast, and I can feel it in your mind. The Benefactor's destroying East City, right now."
"And you may play a key role in defeating him."
"I'm not so sure I trust that future sight of yours anymore. You were pretty far off the mark with Pine Ridge."
"I know, but something's different about this. I can feel that I'm right about it."
Maria took a step closer to Angel. "I assume you know I'm pregnant?"
"I do."
"I can't leave."
"Your body doesn't have to. Only your mind."
"And if I can't keep... her... under control?"
Angel put her hand on Maria's shoulder. "You can. I'm certain of it."
She sighed. "Okay. Fine. I'll do it. Whatever exactly it is."
Angel smiled. "You need to get inside his mind."
***
The Benefactor lifted Tim up off the floor and threw him at the large window that dominated one side of the room, but Tim managed to catch himself in midair, just outside the building. He flew back inside, shifted his hand into a giant metal hammer, and slammed it into the Benefactor's face. The villain was launched to the side, but also recovered just as quickly as Tim had moments before. He unleashed fire from his eyes, not as concentrated as heat vision but just as dangerous. Tim quickly turned himself into concrete, and held out until the flurry ended.
When the Benefactor was finished, Tim shifted back into his normal form and let out an ear shattering scream, which broke every pane of glass on that floor of the building. He heard the supports start to shake, but it was the Benefactor's icicle shard piercing his throat that stopped his assault. He concentrated on healing the large wound in the back of his neck, then just managed to counter a barrage of jabs and kicks what broke every bone in his body, at least until they healed seconds later.
Tim morphed both of his hands into swords and went on the offensive, hacking and slashing this way and that, each time managing to do a little more damange to the Benefactor's clothes if nothing else. With a grunt of exertion, he drove his left blade into the Benefactor's shoulder, pinning the villain against a wall, but the Benefactor easily escaped by turning himself into a gaseous form. Tim followed suit, shifting into a slightly more volitile gas.
"You've learned!" The Benefactor said, though absolutely no mouth.
***
Monica ran. She didn't stop running. Korra was there, fighting Knight, and she had to see her. Colin followed closely behind her, occasionally using his telekinesis to shove several HARP robots into one another. Monica, however, ignored the robots. She needed to get to Korra.
She slid to a stop, falling on her ass, as a group of robots rounded a corner. They took aim with their machine guns and let off several vollies of rounds. Colin managed to stop them in midair, but she knew that he had his limits. She concentrated on the robots, careful not to accidentally hit the bullets, but was just as surprised as Colin when the heads of the robots were suddenly sliced off, as if by a sword.
"What the hell?!" Colin asked, dropping the bullets onto the ground. When the robots fell to the ground, there stood a figure dressed completely in black. Monica couldn't tell the gender of this figure at all, thanks to the already pervasive darkness. The figure simply nodded to them, then disappeared.
"Who the hell was that?" Colin asked, though Monica wasn't entirely sure she heard him. She was too busy wondering who or what that figure had been. Why had they saved the two of them? Why did that guy look familiar? she asked herself.
Either way, her mental questions were put on hold as something flew past them and hit the building to Monica's left. Not two seconds after that, Korra Reston hovered into view, coming from the direction that whatever it was had been thrown from. "Korra!" she shouted, catching the girl's attention.
"Oh hey, Monica. Gimme a sec to kill this prick and then we can catch up."
Monica looked at the building and saw Knight climbing through the hole he'd caused on the way in. He didn't look too good. "He's a lunatic, Korra..." the hero said, "and he's going down tonight."
"Shut up!" She threw lightning blasts at him, but Monica intercepted them with some explosions. The blasts knocked Korra off balance, onto the ground.
"Go! Run!" Monica shouted at Knight, but he simply shook his head. She'll kill you if you stay, man, go!
Oh, I plan on killing him anyway, Korra's voice entered her mind. The question is whether or not I should kill you now.
"Oh shit..."
***
"She'll do exactly what you need her to," Kennedy said, rolling his wheelchair up to Angel. She turned to him. "I fear for the Benefactor's mind, though."
"If what I've seen of the future comes to pass, it's not what she'll do to his mind. It's what he will show her. What he knows." She turned back toward Maria's empty shell. "I'm sorry for how I behaved earlier."
He shook his head. "Don't worry about it. I was... Unnecessarily harsh with you. Things were bad here. And after the incident in Africa..."
She nodded. "I understand. I was with you, as well. I hope you understand why I've only asked for Maria."
He nodded, this time. "I do. It's for the best, anyway. So many of our Chosen are recovering, it's likely that they wouldn't be a help to you even if they were close to a hundred percent."
She shook her head. "It's no problem. They've been through much, and I still have to catch up, thanks to my clouded vision. But today... I'm sure of what it is I've seen."
***
Guardian punched a hole through one robot's chest, then fired his heat vision at another. He was getting tired again. There were so many robots. He blasted two more robots just in time to get punched in the face by a third. He wrestled with the robot for a few moments, then pulled its arms off and used them to bat its head clean off.
Sapphire landed beside him, then collapsed. He quickly grabbed her before she hit the ground and gently slapped her cheeks. "Wake up! Sapphire!"
She weakly opened her eyes. "This... There's too many of them..."
He looked over at Penelope. "She's down!" he shouted.
"What?!" Penelope shrieked. She quickly blasted two more robots, then rushed over to them. "Brenda!"
"We have to get her out of here, Penelope," he said, as calmly as was possible. He was worried about the girl. "We need to get her somewhere where she can recover."
"I know that!"
The robots continued to move closer to them.
***
Lieutenant Hapscomb met up with six more from another squad and together, they managed to hold onto Captain Montoya's precinct house. The robots were coming up fast and strong, though, bullets punctured the walls, occasionally riccocheting around the detective's office on the second floor.
Hapscomb took aim on one of the closer ones and pelted its head with bullets. He watched its head explode, then he ducked back behind his cover and reloaded. "Does anybody have a radio that works?" he shouted to his fellow soldiers.
Davies responded, "Yeah, sir!"
"See if you can't get any back-up!"
McKlusky slid up beside him, popped a few rounds out the window, then pulled behind cover. "We tried that already, sir. We're fucked. No back-up until morning, and..." He sighed. "And that's going to be an air strike, sir."
"What?"
"That's what they told us before. Oh-seven-fifty hours, if the Benefactor's not a confirmed kill, East City will be blown to hell. "
"Shit!" Hapscomb slammed his head back against the wall. There was a particularly loud explosion of sound just behind him. He pulled away from the wall and saw a small circle of bullet holes exactly where his back had been. He turned to McKlusky, saw that the other soldier's face was a mass of blood and holes. That was when he felt it. He looked down at his chest and saw the blood pouring freely from the small circle of wounds that perfectly matched the holes on the wall. "Shit..."
Lieutenant William Hapscomb fell to his knees, and then onto his back. The warmth drained from his body quickly, and then he saw nothing but darkness.
***
Charlie woke to Elliot kneeling beside her. Allie was over by a window, ice sword in hand, ready to fight anything that came along. Charlie sat up and scratched at her head. "What happened?" she asked.
"You passed out after you trounced that bitch with the spider webbing. How'd you do that?"
After I what? To the who?! "What did I do?"
Allie answered, "You killed that woman that kept calling you 'Spider-Cunt'. Tore her to shreds, too."
"I did?!"
Elliot put his hand on her shoulder. "Are you okay?"
She shook her head. "No... Harmony... Her name was Harmony. I killed her?"
He nodded. "Yeah, with some weird glowing energy coming out of your hands. After that, you passed out."
Charlie stood up, took a long look around the room. "Where are we?"
"The quickest place we could find shelter. Those robots are looking for us, but they can't seem to find us just yet."
I really killed Harmony? Me? "You guys didn't get hurt trying to save me, did you?"
Elliot chuckled, shook his head. "No problem, love."
"That's extremely good," came a voice from the opposite side of the room. Charlie looked in that direction and saw the man who'd shown up earlier that day, to help her family leave town. Where'd he come from?! "I imagine you three would like some answers." He stuck a cigarette in his mouth, brought a lighter to it. "Follow me, children."
The Big Fight, Part Three
Charlie followed the man, at least until Elliot grabbed her by the hand. "Stop!" he said. "We don't even know who this guy is! He could be the Benefactor, for all we know!"
She shook her head. "No. He's not. Tim's fighting the Benefactor right now."
Allie asked, "How can you know that?"
She turned to her friends. "Because he told me. The Benefactor did."
Elliot raised an eyebrow. "Why would he do that?"
"Because..." She rubbed at her arm, sighed. "Because he used to love me."
"What?!" Allie asked.
The mysterious man interjected, "Ms. Harkins' explanations will have to wait until after my one, I'm afraid. If you'll please follow me?"
Charlie turned to her friends and nodded, then turned to follow the mysterious man. They followed him through several rooms, down three flights of stairs, and then finally to an elevator. Where the hell could this even go? The mysterious man with the cigarette stepped into the elevator, then motioned for the three heroes to step in after him. Charlie went first, followed by Elliot, followed by Allie.
As the elevator traveled down, the mysterious man said, "I'm certain you three are wondering who I am. Ms. Harkins in particular." He tapped the ashes into a small ashtray/wristwatch-type thing that Charlie didn't recognize. "I've been watching the Chosen for some time. Quite a long time, in fact."
Elliot said, "For three months?"
The man smiled. "Longer than that, Mr. Jones. Longer than you've been alive."
Charlie asked, "You mean, there were Chosen before us?"
"Oh, a great many. Chosen have been appearing in many different forms over recorded history. The Salem Witch Burnings, the Knights of the Round Table, even Godzilla himself is believed to have been inspired by the tale of a Chosen or a Rejected."
"Wait..." Allie said, "so you mean that... everything fantastical or magical or sci-fi or anything is based on a Chosen?"
Charlie asked, "So... say... Spider-Man is based on a Chosen who had spider powers like I do?"
The man shrugged. "It's possible. We've been observing Chosen, but we don't know all of them. It would be ironic, however, for Chosen to have inspired the comic book heroes and heroines that have since inspired many more Chosen to take up the fight."
The elevator finally came to a stop, and emptied into a very plain looking hallway. There were dozens of men in suits walking around, and two men with assault rifles guarding every door. The mysterious man led them past several doors, around at least three corners and finally into a very plain looking door that had no guards. The man sat down behind a desk, while the three heroes stood on the opposite side of it.
"What are we doing here?" Elliot asked.
The man set a small cube-like device down on his desk, then pressed a button. Suddenly, the room was filled holoscreens of footage of various different people. It was quite obvious all of them were Chosen. Charlie even recognized herself on a few of them. There was Elliot on another, and Allie, and Frank, and Guardian, and Brenda... There were so many of them.
"These are all the Chosen that have appeared since the latest event," the man said, "you'll notice yourselves and your friends, obviously, though I guarantee there's more than a few that you don't recognize."
"Is this why we're here? For you to show us this?" Elliot was once again the one who asked.
The man shut the cube off. "These are all the people who, like yourselves, will be targeted by the public once this whole messy affair is over."
***
Tim dodged several metal spikes that suddenly rose from the floor, then countered with a mix of fireballs and ice balls, landing each one of them on the Benefactor's face. The villain's face instantly healed, yet again, and then he went to work creating illusions that Tim saw through quite quickly.
Tim sped toward him, jumped, shifted his feet into spikes, then drop-kicked the Benefactor in the chest. His feet dug in, and he started stomping on the Benefactor's chest, one foot and then the other. Blood was kicked up and splattered on much of the room before the Benefactor pulled him off and threw him at the wall.
Tim sat up and wiped blood off his face. "We're running out of walls to break, man."
The Benefactor morphed his left arm into a chainsaw. "Don't worry. We've almost reached the end of this."
"That's too bad. I haven't broken a sweat yet."
***
Knight threw a group of boomerang blades at Korra, but the girl simply shot them out of the air with her electric bolts. Then he performed a combat roll and planted six small charges on the ground by her feet. He jumped out of the way just in time for Quake to destroy them with her ability.
Unfortunately, the explosions didn't do anything to Korra, who had created a rock wall between herself and the charges. She dropped the wall and shot several electric blasts at her former friends, one of them hitting Hold-Up in the chest. Dammit! Knight drew his staff again, spun it, then brought it across Korra's face. In response, Korra kicked him in the stomach, and knocked him half a block down the street.
He stood up just in time to see Korra grab Hold-Up by the neck and place her hand on his forehead. "No!" Quake shouted. Knight watched as the ground around Korra and Hold-Up simply exploded, no indications from Quake herself that she was even going to detonate anything. The street was suddenly flying shrapnel, as if there'd been explosives underneath it. Is it a mutation of her powers? he asked himself, but he didn't have time to dwell on it.
When the smoke cleared, Hold-Up was unharmed, as if nothing had happened. Korra, on the other hand, was rapidly regrowing a missing leg and nursing a large hole in her abdomen that appeared as though it was refusing to close. Quake walked up to her former teammate, grabbed her by the collar, and hoisted her in the air. "You little bitch," she spat, obviously surprising Ms. Reston. "You were gonna get help, Korra. You were gonna get your powers removed, Korra. You weren't gonna join up with this fucking psychopath, Korra!" She threw Korra at the remains of a building, and then the building exploded multiple times.
Knight moved closer to the young woman, who was clearly broken, and put his hand on her shoulder. "That was a brave thing to do," he said.
She shook her head. "No it wasn't. I just killed someone I considered my sister." She looked up at him. "I don't think I want to be here anymore."
"What about your aunt?"
"She died."
"I'm sorry, Monica."
She nodded. "I know."
***
Brenda felt dizzy. She could barely stand, and Penelope trying to hold her up wasn't helping in the slightest. She closed her eyes, counted to ten, then opened them again, but that still didn't help. "Are we winning?" she asked.
Guardian reached out and patted her on the cheek. "I don't know, kid. Even if we destroy all these robots, we'll still have the Benefactor to deal with. This seems like a losing battle, no matter what."
Penelope shook her head (or, well, the head on the Titan armor, anyway). "The hell with that. We're winning, whether we die or not."
"I'd like to believe that, Ms. Banter, but the odds look very much against us."
She poked a finger into his chest. "To hell with the odds, Cabot, we're going to win, understand me?!"
Brenda felt a little energy returning to her, but she still felt sick to her stomach. She tried standing up again, but it just wasn't working. "I hope you guys don't need me," she said, looking at both Penelope and Guardian in turn. "I'm still really weak."
Penelope put her hand on Brenda's shoulder. "Don't worry, kiddo. You've done good today."
Guardian nodded. "You saved me, after all."
Brenda felt something, and dove for cover just as a laser blast burst through the walls of the building they'd taken refuge in. She saw Penelope jump out of the way just in time, and watched as Guardian raised his arms in front of his face, crossing them. He took the blast head on, and just when she thought he'd managed to stop it, she watched his arms... melt. They disintigrated right before her eyes, and once they were gone, his head and shoulders followed suit.
He didn't even have time to scream.
Penelope fired a rocket through a window, either destroying the source of the laser or at least stopping it for the time being, but the damage was done.
Guardian was dead.
***
Charlie looked at one screen in particular. A four-legged robot with a large cannon on its back walked up to a building and fired a blast into it. "What's going on there?" she asked the man.
He tapped his latest cigarette into an ashtray. "That's a nanocamera in East City right now."
She looked back at him. "You're filming this?! People are dying and you're making sure you get it on camera?!"
"Ms. Harkins, you have to understand: There needs to be a record, for future generations. When this crisis is over, people will hate the Chosen. Even if the Benefactor dies tonight, millions will be dead, and the public will blame you. Future generations need to know about our heroes, Ms. Harkins. They need to know that if it wasn't because of you, we'd all be dead."
She turned back to the screen and watched as a rocket flew outward from the building, damaging one of the robot's legs. It didn't seem to destroy it, but it stopped the cannon from firing the gigantic laser blast it had been firing. Elliot was suddenly beside her, his eyes locked on that screen. She watched those same eyes widen. "Can you enhance that?" The picture zoomed in closer to the building, focusing on one particular spot. A headless, armless corpse, tatters of a cape still burning, a single letter on the cauterized chest of the body.
A G. For Guardian.
"What the fuck?!" Charlie screamed, grabbing for the screen (and surprisingly, her attempt worked). She looked at it for several moments before Elliot grabbed it out of her hands.
"Brenda's there!" He turned to the man. "Where is this?"
The man said, "Eighty-Second and Lafuente. Take the first right, third door on the right side of the hallway. You'll find a teleportation device there. Just say the location and you'll be there in seconds."
Elliot nodded and bolted through the door. Charlie turned to follow him, but the door slammed shut behind him. "What gives?" she asked the man.
"You and Ms. Butler need to remain, Ms. Harkins, I'm sorry."
She walked over to his desk and slammed her fists down. Hard. Papers flew, some of them charged with that weird red aura that had happened to her when she'd killed Harmony. "No! I'm not just gonna sit here while my friends die, understand that?!"
A hand landed on Charlie's shoulder. She assumed it was Allie, and was very surprised to turn around and see Angel standing there, as if she'd always been there. Allie herself looked more than surprised to see a woman with large wings standing in the center of the room. "Charlotte, I'm sorry, but he's right."
"What do you mean?! Guardian's dead! Knight's getting his ass kicked, Brenda looked like she was gonna fall over, Timmy's fighting his future self - " Her words exploded into a string of tears as she collapsed against Angel, who put her arms around the crying girl.
After no one spoke for a full minute, Allie asked, "Did anybody else catch that last part?"
***
Maria ventured, leaving her body and making her way into the sky. She made her way to Gustav Hammond's skyscraper and paused momentarily to watch the fighting before her. The kid was putting up a good fight. She took a deep breath, remembering Angel's instructions, and entered the mind of the Benefactor, ready for what she assumed was anything.
***
Tim landed another blow on the Benefactor, slamming his knee into the villain's chin. Blood and teeth flew into the air, along with some spit. After a second, he followed this attack up with a kick across the Benefactor's jawline, but it wasn't enough to dislocate the jaw. Despite this, the Benefactor smiled.
"Someone's inside, Timothy. This entire production is nearing its end."
Tim felt electricity flow toward his hands. "Just shut up, stand still and let me kill you, then."
***
What the hell?! she thought, realizing that she wasn't quite ready for this. She looked around at the room she appeared to be in, desks were everywhere. There were people running around, answering phones, talking to one another, shouting at one another. The was a particularly loud man standing at his office door shouting at everyone. None of them seemed to take notice of her, but she didn't mind that. That was the best part of this.
"Quite a shock, isn't it?" a voice asked. Maria spun around and saw that kid that the Benefactor was fighting. He was dressed similarly to the Benefactor, and he was leaning against a desk. He motioned a hand toward all the people. "This is the day I always remember. It was a day just like any other, really." He stood up. "I was sitting out here, at my desk," he pointed to the desk he had been leaning against, "and then I got the call."
"What's going on here?" Maria asked, taking a cautious step toward the kid. "How are you in the Benefactor's mind?"
The kid laughed. "I'm not in his mind. I am the Benefactor." He held out a hand. "Tim Saul, nice to meet you."
"What the hell do you mean?"
He shrugged and stuck his hands in his pockets. "I guess the only real way to explain it is to show you. Has Angel ever shown you her power? She sees futures, though thanks to my own influence, she's had quite a clouded mind for a little while. Starting around the time the Joker popped up, actually." He waved his hand and Maria watched as the entire room vanished, and they were instead transported to a large purple void, where thousands of clouds appeared, each showing something happening. She walked toward one and saw her own Choosing. Another showed the day she first met Sasha. She wanted to smile at that one, at the memories it brought up, but found that she couldn't. Not with what had happened. "Quite the day, wasn't it?"
She turned toward the Kid/Benefactor. "What?"
He pointed to his head. "Your memories, your emotions, I've experienced them all. You see, in a previous timeline, I absorbed everything that you are. The one you're looking at is exactly how you remember it. This one," he created a cloud out of thin air, showing a situation much like the one Maria remembered, except that Sasha was now a very healthy looking version of his original female form, "is how it happened in a different timeline, where you were born as Maria and not as Tracy, and no one ever manifested Chosen abilities. I've been there. You and Sasha became very good friends, sorority sisters, in fact. You went on to marry twin brothers, hilariously, had a joint wedding day. The grooms switched places on you as a joke, causing both of you mild annoyance on the honeymoon." He collapsed the cloud, then expanded it out again. This one showed a horrible sight: Sasha in metal form, crushing Tracy's body with a foot and very little effort. "You really don't want to know how this one happened. I'll tell you simply that Sasha never met you as you are, and he was a different man because of it." He collapsed the cloud again, this time for good.
"Why would you show me that?"
He pointed vaguely at the clouds. "Everything that everyone has ever experienced, up to this moment, is in here. Angel sees only futures, and to an extent, that's what we're looking at as well. These events have passed, and are yet to pass. That's how I see time, how I experience memory. It comes from living a lifetime of lifetimes." Maria looked around, and the purple void that they had been standing in was suddenly that room once again. "And it all started here, the newsroom of the Daily News Brigade, on the day that I learned that the love of my life had been murdered by a young man with the ability to melt people's skin with the snap of his finger."
"She was killed by a Chosen?"
He shook his head. "No, a Rejected, but that's not the important part. The important part is why."
"And? Why?"
He snapped his finger, and they were suddenly standing in the middle of the street, though Maria didn't recognize the street. Of course, had there been landmarks, she would have recognized it. The buildings were in utter ruin, the sky red. She looked up and saw the moon directly above them, but it wasn't the same moon she saw in the sky every night. This one was split into three distinct pieces, each one simply hanging there. She looked down in front of her and saw a clothed skeleton, wearing the red and yellow costume of the girl everyone on the planet knew as Arachnya. The Kid/Benefactor knelt down and cradled the skeleton in his arms, and Maria saw him cry.
"She died because, in the long run, the Chosen and the Rejected are nothing more than the cannon fodder in a war we were never told we were fighting. And Charlie was just the first casualty."
She knelt down beside him. "This isn't a put on? This is really coming?"
He shook his head. "I've seen so much that I have a very good, very active imagination, but I could never imagine this. It's coming, it happened, and I want each and every one of you to be ready." He tilted his head a little to look at her. "I don't want the present day Tim to lose her. I won't be around to see it, but I want them to grow old, to have kids." He lowered his head again. "Like you."
Maria stood back up. "This is... All of this... Everyone who's died... Sasha died, and this was a good thing?!" She felt her... other... self creeping up, but all the Benefactor did was wave his hand, and she felt normal again.
"Sasha was a casualty of circumstance, nothing more, nothing less. I'm sorry, Maria, that's just the way things are."
She grabbed him by the collar of his trench coat. "The man I loved is dead, all so that you can save her?! What makes your love more important than mine?!"
He batted her hands away. "Sasha was dead anyway. Had he survived the incident in Africa, he would have died a much less heroic, much less honorable death. Nanotechnology and the ability to absorb metal, surprisingly, don't help you survive the common cold when your immune system barely exists. Come December, Sasha would have died in his own snot."
Maria wanted to punch him, to stab him, but this was his mind, and if he really did have as many powers as she could feel inside him, it likely wouldn't matter. "How do you know?"
"Time is something that I wield with a mere thought, Maria. I've seen all the futures, all the pasts, all the presents. I've changed things, merged things, stopped things. I've been there through every important moment of everyone's life, ever. In one universe, a reformed United States annexed Canada after a third World War. I caused it. In another, a reactor using a new material has caused the lives of no less than nine people to have changed severely, including bringing one in from a completely different universe. If it hadn't been for me, that element would have killed billions, but instead, I saved all those lives."
***
Brenda nearly peed herself when Elliot appeared out of thin air and shouted "Run!" Penelope grabbed her and the three of them flew upward through the building just as another laser blast reduced it to rubble. That was when she finally saw the robot responsible for Guardian's death. It was four-legged, and had a laser cannon about the size of the Titan's torso on its back.
The three of them landed on the roof of a building six blocks away, and Penelope set Brenda down. She was feeling a little better, but not by much. She looked up at Elliot. "Where did you come from? Since when can you teleport?"
"I can't. There are these people, like... Well... Like SHIELD, or something. This guy came out of nowhere, grabbed me, Charlie and Allie - "
Brenda cut him off. "Who's Allie?"
He ignored her. "And took us to his base underneath the city. Charlie and Allie are still down there now. They know... almost everything there is to know about us."
Penelope nodded. "I was afraid of that. Kaplan told me about a mysterious cigarette smoking man who was in the Oval Office that day he met with the President." She held out her hand and a hologram of a man appeared, floating inches above it. "Is this the guy?"
Elliot nodded. "Yep. He never told us his name, though."
"Great."
Brenda asked. "Who's Allie?"
He smiled. "Smoking hot ice queen."
"What?"
"Literally, her powers are freezing things. She makes ice."
Penelope cleared her throat. "Regardless, we've got work to do. We don't have a Superman on our side anymore, so, sadly, somebody has to distract that cannon while the other two destroy it."
***
Tim felt the blade slide through his stomach, then concentrated on absorbing the metal. He used it to heal his wounds temporarily while he stuck two metal fingers into the Benefactor's neck and started spreading. While the villain choked, he worked desperately to pull Tim's fingers out of his neck.
Tim pulled his fingers out on his own, then kicked the Benefactor in the chest. His foot buried itself in the villain's chest, almost as if it were landing in quicksand. With his other leg, he twisted around and planted a kick across the Benefactor's face, then used his own momentum to pull his foot out of the Benefactor's quicksand chest. He landed on the wall, pushed off, morphed his hands into chainsaw blades and flew toward the Benefactor.
***
Maria found herself back in the newsroom, along with the Benefactor. He still looked like the kid, or, like he wanted to look again, she supposed. Clearly, the death of his girlfriend had taken him over the edge. She understood the feeling. When Sasha had died, she'd wanted... No. She put the thought out of her mind. It brought up... unpleasant things.
The kid sat at the desk he'd mentioned was his and tapped a few buttons on his keyboard. Maria almost felt a laugh coming on. It was like he had forgotten she was even there. In fact, his next words to her were: "Oh, Maria. Sorry, I forgot about you. You can go now, if you'd like. I'm sure Timothy would like to know the truth, soon."
She shook her head. "No. I need to know something first."
"What?"
"My baby. Does it..."
"Live? Grow? Come to be a productive member of a society that will probably start to hate our kind? That's up to you, Maria. From here on out, things are different. I've changed the time stream, nothing's the same anymore. I'm leaving it up to each and every one of you to make sure that the things I've experienced one hundred billion times over never come to pass again." He stood up. "But I want you to do just one thing for me."
"Why?"
He closed his eyes and sighed. "Everything I've done, I've done for her. For Charlie." He opened his eyes again. "I want you to make sure she knows that I never meant to hurt her."
Maria nodded her head slowly. "I'll tell her, but I doubt she'll find it easy to forgive you."
"Not me. Him." He turned toward the window, which was now a view of the fight between the Benefactor and the kid, as if it were being viewed by a camera. "I want her to forgive him. Up until I gave him his powers, he was just as innocent as anyone else in all of this. Once he knows the truth, he'll try to alienate himself from her, in an attempt to keep her safe. I don't want her hating him for it."
She nodded again. "I understand. I'll tell her."
He smiled. A sad, world weary smile. "Thank you. Now, if you'll kindly take your leave. I'd like to rest, now. It's been a long, tired road to get to this point, and I feel I've done enough to deserve a chance to sleep."
Maria suddenly awoke in her own body, back in Pine Ridge. She sat straight up and saw Kennedy sitting in his wheelchair to her left. He leaned close to her. "Maria?"
She stood up. "I need to get to Charlie Harkins as soon as possible. I need to tell her something."
***
Knight turned a street and then jumped out of the way as a giant laser blast cut a line straight through several buildings and the street just in front of him. He stood and watched as the laser beam turned toward the sky. He saw Blaze flying through the air, clearly the target of the massive beam. "Elliot!" he shouted, catching the young man's attention. "Out of the way!" He threw several explosive boomerang blades at the four-legged robot that carried the weapon. The explosives did nothing to damage the laser, but they stopped the beam long enough for the robot to turn toward Knight and target lock him. Good boy, this way.
The laser fired again, this time at Knight. He jumped out of the way and started running. The laser followed him, cutting through building after building. He suddenly wished that Quake and Hold-Up were still around, it would be little effort for the two of them to destroy the robot. Unfortunately, they'd had other business to attend to. Hold-Up, in particular, looked pretty bad. Korra's bio leech had left him weakened.
Either way, it didn't matter. He was the distraction for Blaze and whoever else was with him to destroy the robot. He just hoped that they already had a plan in action, because he was starting to get extremely tired.
***
Brenda popped up and concentrated on creating a beam, which she used to cut through the connection between the robot and the laser. She got halfway through it before the robot turned the laser toward her, destroying the building she was using for cover. She created a shield around herself to survive the laser and the falling debris. She expanded it slightly to allow herself more room to move.
"Elliot! Somebody!" she shouted. There was an explosion, and the laser was cut short. Brenda risked a look and saw Knight was standing there again, this time nursing a wound on his right shoulder. The laser turned toward him, and Brenda dropped her shield and concentrated on her own laser beam again, this time finishing the cut.
Penelope was suddenly to her left, a rocket already aimed at the laser. Unfortunately, the robot still had some measure of control, and swung the laser toward Penelope. The billionaire genius barely had enough time to eject from the Titan before the laser beam destroyed it completely. Elliot rained fire from above, but the laser simply tilted upward again and he was flying for his life. Why won't this bloody thing just die already?! Brenda thought.
Almost as if it had heard her, the laser stopped. The robot shuddered, and then a series of tiny explosions occured all over its surface. The laser itself slid to the side, and then a brilliant explosion of purple energy erupted in the center of the street. When it was over, the only thing remaining of the robot with the giant death cannon was a crater the size of a Volkswagen minibus.
Penelope walked toward the crater and fell to her knees. "It's about goddamn time we got a break!" she shouted toward the sky.
***
Charlie pounded against the door. "Just open it, goddamnit!" she shouted over her shoulder. The cigarette smoking man simply shook his head. She growled in anger, then turned to Allie. "C'mon, freeze it and let's get out of here."
Allie shook her head. "My powers haven't worked since we got down here."
Charlie yelled out something unintelligible. "Why won't you just open the fucking door?!"
Angel put her hand on Charlie's shoulder, but she pushed it away. "You need to calm down, Charlotte. Things will be ending soon."
She wagged a finger at Angel. "That. Is. Bullshit. You could have saved Frank when he died. You could have told everybody how bad things were going to be in Pine Ridge, but you didn't say shit!"
Allie piped in meakly. "And in Newbright."
"Nobody remembers that! The point is that all you've done is hold everybody back! Not this time!"
The cigarette smoking man sighed. "If you insist, Ms. Harkins." He pressed a button on his desk and the sound of the lock disengaging from the door could be heard. "I'd suggest you wait until after their fight has concluded, however."
Charlie pushed the door open and found herself face-to-face with a woman she'd never met before. The woman rubbed at her arm and sighed. "Charlotte Harkins? Arachnya?"
"No shit, Sherlock," Charlie said, not even trying to sound civil.
"My name's Maria, and I've got to talk to you."
In the room, Angel, Allie and the cigarette smoking man all saw Charlie simply standing there, as if she'd frozen suddenly. Angel nodded. "It's about time."
Allie asked, "Is she supposed to be standing there like that?"
***
Tim landed yet another punch on the Benefactor, knocking him off the ledge and into the air. He caught himself and hovered there for a second, so Tim took his chance. He flew toward the villain and pushed him downward, into the street. They hit the ground and created a crater the size of a small car. From somewhere, a fire hydrant must have burst, because water was suddenly raining down on them from somewhere, despite the cloudless sky above.
Tim didn't let the Benefactor get up. He landed blow after blow after blow to the villain's face, occasionally stopping one wound from healing before causing another. The Benefactor put up little resistance, and instead just took the assault. Morphing his left arm into a blade, he jammed it into the Benefactor's chest, straight into his heart. The Benefactor groaned in pain, for the first time that night, then pulled the blade in further.
"Do it," the Benefactor said, blood pooling in his mouth. "You know what you have to do to save her, Timothy."
Tim morphed his right hand into another blade, and shoved it into the Benefactor's heart, right alongside the other one. "No. Not just for her. You took me and turned me into something I wasn't, something I didn't want to be. You ruined my life!"
The Benefactor laughed, the blood in his mouth was overflowing now, but it didn't seem to stop him from making noise come out of it. "I didn't ruin anything, kid. I've been beneficial to everyone out there, but the one I've been the most beneficial to... is you. Now, when the day comes, maybe you'll be able to save her. I couldn't, and it set this whole sad mess into motion, but maybe you can."
Tim leaned closer and whispered, "Shut your fucking mouth, you monster." He concentrated, building electricity into one arm and fire into the other. He shot them both into the villain's chest, into his heart, and focused only and destroying each and every bit of it. He lost everything: his senses, his grasp on location, on time, his ability to discern anything. All of his energy was focused on destroying the Enemy in front of him.
"Good work, kid."
The words shook Tim from his daze, and he saw that the Benefactor was gone. The villain hadn't gotten up, hadn't moved, hadn't done anything at all.
Except burn to a crisp.
Even the bones were nothing but ash amongst an ashy outline of his body. There was literally nothing left of the man who had been called the Benefactor, the man who had started a war and destroyed a city. Wherever the words had come from, Tim had no idea, and he didn't care. He crawled out of the crater and looked around him at the mass of people who'd left the protection of their homes. They all stared at him in shock, each one of their faces blending into the others.
"Is it over," one of them asked. Tim didn't know who, he assumed it was a little girl based on the voice, but even that was uncertain.
With a hoarse voice, almost as if he'd never spoken to anyone in his life, Tim said, "Yes."
***
The President walked into the room and instantly, every one of the journalists stood from their chairs. They all had questions, that he knew. He took a deep breath, and stepped up to the microphone. The Speaker of the House raised his hands, silencing the room. It took a moment, but the President finally said, "My fellow Americans." He almost left the podium right then and there, but he forced himself to stay. "The East City Crisis is officially over. At this time, just four hours after the fighting was confirmed to have ceased, the death toll stands at just under seven million of the city's fifteen million inhabitants. The terrorist known as the Benefactor is confirmed to have been killed, as have his lieutenants. Of the New York State National Guard sent in to protect the city during this trying time, just over ninety percent are confirmed dead." He felt a tear slide down his cheek. "At this time, the remaining survivors are being evacuated from the city, though my best advisors estimate it may be weeks before the final death toll is calculated."
One journalist raised his hand to ask a question. The President nodded toward him. Normally, he would have made them wait, but he needed to answer these questions. There was no way he could truly communicate the situation to the American people if there were no questions. "Mr. President, this Benefactor, is it true that he was a Chosen?"
The President sighed. "At this point in time..." How would he word this? Dammit. "Yes, it is believed that the Benefactor was a Chosen. As were his lieutenants."
"Are there more Chosen this dangerous out there? Could the East City Crisis happen again?"
"At this time, it is believed that the Benefactor was a unique Chosen, that there are no others like him. We can't be certain, however. It is possible that the East City Crisis could be replicated, though we believe that possibility to be very remote."
Another reporter raised her hand. "Mr. President, people have taken up arms all through social media and even in the streets suggesting that this would never have happened if there were no Chosen, do you believe this to be true?"
The President shook his head. "Absolutely not. Though there have been extreme examples of Chosen using their abilities for personal gain or even to cause terror, these are by no means the majority. The actions of Chosen such as Guardian, Sapphire, and those like them should never be forgotten. These are heroes who have fought to protect us. Their actions continue to hold value no matter what the likes of the Benefactor have done."
"People are afraid of the Chosen, sir. And hasn't this crisis given us reason to be?"
"No. A month and a half ago, a sixteen year old girl stood in front of a podium much like this one and vowed to protect people to the best of her ability. Not two weeks later, a young man in Pine Ridge was murdered out of fear on live television. Did we suddenly stop believing in humanity when that young man was killed? Why should we stop believing in the Chosen who have done their best to protect us simply because of the actions of a few?"
In his mind, he knew the answer. Because our greatest city was devastated by those few. Because our heroes just barely managed to stop this threat before it extended outward. He felt another tear streak down his cheek.
***
Charlie stood on top of a building and watched as evacuation helicopters picked up some more people from the rooftop of the... She sighed. Whatever that building was, it was nothing but a dead, lifeless husk, now. No one would ever live there again. She felt a tear race down her cheek, then reached up to wipe it away.
The sun was just starting to peek over the horizon. To the east, she saw several ships, from cruise liners to small fishing boats, sailing away. They'd be heading for Larsen City, or Glassview, or somewhere that wasn't the corpse that used to be called East City. Another helicopter landed on another roof. People rushed to get inside, some pushing others. She just waited, to make sure no one fell off any of the roofs.
They hadn't sacrificed so much just for people to kill themselves trying to get away from the heroes who'd saved their lives.
Her spider-sense didn't go off when Timmy arrived, but she knew he was there. She was getting a little tired of how her powers didn't seem to be working right, but she pushed it out of her mind for the time being. She turned around and folded her arms underneath her breasts. Tim looked like he'd been through hell. "Are you okay?" she asked him.
He shook his head. "No."
"Did... Did he tell you the truth?"
"No, but I gleaned some of it from what he said. He loved someone, someone like you. He did all this to toughen me up, so that I could save you when the time came."
She shook her head. "No."
"What do you mean?"
"He didn't love someone like me. He loved me."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
She walked up to him and put herself in his arms. "I'm not lying when I say this, baby. He wasn't just some bad guy who wanted to kill people because he was a bad guy, he was you."
He ran his fingers through her hair. "What? No... No..."
She put her head against his chest. "I'm so sorry to be the one to tell you that. I didn't... I didn't want to, but Maria said she'd tell you if I didn't."
"Maria? Who's Maria?"
"She's a Chosen who invades people's minds. She invaded the Benefactor's mind on orders from Angel, and she found out the truth that he told me before you made it to him. He was Tim Saul, from a reality where he gained powers some other way. One day, a Rejected killed his me, and then the world ended, just like the future he showed you. He lost his Charlie, and it sent him over the edge, to the point where he used another version of himself - you - so that he could finally be at peace."
Tim looked at her with pure shock on his face. His eyes were wide as saucers. Charlie buried her head in his chest again. She just wanted him to hold her for as long as possible, because she knew exactly what was going to happen this time.
She finally pushed away from him and said, in a soft voice, "You need to leave, Tim."
"Why?"
"Because. I don't want you to come back to me until I can be your girlfriend again, and not just your excuse to act like a monster."
"What are you talking about?"
"You're thinking about it right now. You want to get back at someone or something for what the Benefactor did to you, and you're going to use it as an excuse to go crazy every once in awhile. I don't want to be around you when you do that."
He looked away for a moment, then back at her. "You mean that? After all I did for you when your mom abandoned you and your dad, or when your dad died, or during all that Joker stuff when Frank died? This is life altering for me, and you don't want me around you?"
She shook her head. "It's a little different. I couldn't kill you with a stray thought, Tim. I don't like that you're dangerous, you just are. You're doing just fine with control for now, but you just went through a traumatic experience, and you may lose control. This is for both of us, Tim."
Charlie turned away from the man she loved, shout out a webline and swung off.
***
Knight hadn't returned to Larsen City just yet. He remained behind, to help with the evacuation. He had just helped a family board a Brand Industries frieghter, one of many he'd committed to the evacuation effort. He didn't want one person to remain behind in this place. "Full up," the captain said over the radio. "The Brighton Star will be here in less than five minutes, sir."
"Good." He felt tired, for sure. His shoulder was still killing him, and he was certain he'd broken at least four ribs. His head was swimming, though he was still in control of his faculties. He'd need a rest when this was over. His bed never sounded like such a good idea.
He saw Arachnya swinging through the city, wondered about what she'd told him. If it was true, if Tim Saul truly was a younger version of the man who eventually became the Benefactor, he'd have to keep his eye on the boy. There was no telling what could set him off in the direction that led to... Everything they'd seen over the course of twelve hours.
"William," Penelope's voice entered his radio, "seems like a few ships have stalled. Brenda and Elliot are already trying to help, but it looks like it's gonna take awhile."
He sighed. "Alright. Just make sure they're ready as soon as possible."
"Got it."
He turned his radio off and sighed again. It may take a few days, but they'd get everyone out.
***
Brenda landed next to Penelope and flashed her a thumbs up. She'd taken care of the debris that had gotten caught in the ship's engines and gotten it moving again. She sat down on the edge of pier and sighed. She still wasn't back to full strength, and it was starting to take a toll on her.
Penelope sat down beside her. "How's it going, kid?"
Brenda shook her head. "Not well. This was too much. We haven't faced anywhere near this much before. And that one with the laser... I thought we were dead more than once."
Penelope put her arm around Brenda and hugged her close. "Just think of it this way: it'll be one to tell your grandkids. We fought in East City and we lived to tell about it. We saved millions."
"Didn't you hear the President? We lost millions, too, and that's just the ones they've pulled out of the debris right now."
Penelope nodded. "We've just got to accept that just over half is the best we could do, kiddo. Otherwise, we'll all go crazy with self-doubt or self-recrimination."
Brenda nodded, a very depressed, very weak nod. We could have done more...
***
The President looked out the window at the White House lawn and the gathering of protesters and reporters that had built up over the night. Twenty-four hours since the press conference, and they were all ready calling for blood. Oh well. He had it on good authority that certain Chosen - Arachnya, Hageshī Hyō, and others like them - had fled elsewhere, presumably to lay low. It would be difficult for Arachnya, though. Penelope Banter was protected by her army of lawyers and public figure status, and no one knew William Brand was a costumed hero in the first place, so they were safe.
He sighed. He was certain that the living Chosen would come to envy the dead, soon enough. Public opinion would be against the heroes that had saved the world, all because of the actions of a few. It hadn't been the first time he'd cursed human society, and it most assuredly wouldn't be the last.
"Mr. President, your daughter is here to see you," the intercom buzzed.
He pressed the call button. "Thank you, Janice." Then stepped around his desk to hug Emily as she entered the room. He then helped her to her seat, and then sat in his own chair behind the desk. "I'm sure you're wondering why I asked you here."
She shook her head. "No, I kinda figured it out when I logged on to Facebook this morning. Down with the Chosen, the Powers need to go, My family was killed by a Chosen in East City. The writing's on the wall, Dad."
He nodded. "And should the public ever find out about you, they'll likely call for my immediate impeachment."
She shook her head. "Not just about me, y'know."
He closed his eyes and nodded again, slower. "I know. It hasn't been an easy secret to keep, that I was Chosen so many years ago, but I've managed it thus far."
"And if Da - if Robert - hadn't left us, maybe it wouldn't have been so hard for either of us."
He shook his head. "No, it may have been harder." He stood up and walked back around the desk to her. "Just be sure you're never caught using your abilities in public, sweetheart."
She nodded, then hugged him. "I will, Dad, don't worry."
***
Angel hovered over the city and watched as several more helicopters and ships left. The city was just under sixty percent evacuated, it would be empty in a matter of days. She debated whether or not she should help. She hadn't earned any favors with the rest of the Chosen who were helping the evacuation effort, in part thanks to her unreliabilitiy, curtesy of the Benefactor.
She felt the other woman arrive. Breeze stood from a cloud of her own creation and looked down upon the city. "Hageshī Hyō has returned to Newbright, to her friends."
Angel nodded. "I understand. This clean up isn't for everyone, especially a young woman who had few stakes in this fight to begin with."
"You are troubled," she said, not a question. "The hard battle has been fought and won, and the Benefactor is no more."
Angel shook her head. "No, the Benefactor hasn't yet reached that stage of his life yet. The days ahead of him will be full of choices and consequences, and his path may not lead him where he wants it to go. An ironic trait for someone who has the ability to manipulate the very fabric of space-time itself."
Breeze nodded. "What will you do?"
"Clearly, these events have proven that, even when I can see the outcome, I cannot trust my own sight. I'll go into hiding, much like the rest. Much like I suggest you do."
"Do you see something else?"
"Nothing clear. Nothing good. I imagine something else is tugging at my sight, something I can't see, or feel."
"What do you think it might be?"
"I don't know. And it scares me."
***
Christopher Harkins yawned as the plane finally landed in Maiden's Peak. He had gotten a pretty good look at it from the air, and was surprised at how small cities in New Zealand looked in comparison to cities back in the US. He turned toward Charlie and saw that she was still asleep. He would have woken her, but the fact that their mother had had to dress her because she was still asleep meant that East City had seriously taken a toll on her.
Well, that and having to break up with her boyfriend. Hopefully, Tim didn't take it too hard. The guy can do billions of things. He looked upward. I would very much like to keep my older sister, God! She's kinda the only one I have!. He laughed to himself. Like God would even be listening.
***
Teresa Flemming opened her bedroom window and climbed out onto the fire escape. The young girl liked to stand on the fire escape. She loved the noise of the city, the cars, the people talking (sometimes shouting), the occasional helicopter flying past. She didn't feel alone when she leaned against the railing of the fire escape. She hated feeling alone, so the fire escape was exactly what she needed. She closed her eyes, breathed in the city air, then opened her eyes again.
She looked to her left and was surprised to see a girl stuck to the wall, wearing a strange costume. It was red and yellow, with a black spider on the chest. The girl's hair was tied in a ponytail, and her face covered by a yellow mask.
"Sorry about this," the girl in the costume said. Her accent was clearly American, that much was clear. In fact, the young girl thought she knew exactly who this was.
"You're Arachnya, aren't you?" she asked the super hero before her. "I saw you on the telly." She didn't nod, but it was obvious that this girl was Arachnya. "Why are you here?"
Arachnya pulled off her mask and held it in her hands. "To be away from... Everyone I know."
"Why?"
"Because I need it. I need to be somewhere where they can't find me. Somewhere where I'm not needed. Not wanted."
Teresa put her back against the railing beside Arachnya. "Shouldn't you be back in America?"
"No. I don't want to be. People died there. People I couldn't save. The person I loved... Became somethng else."
"You came out here to Maiden's Peak alone?"
Arachnya shook her head. "No. I came with my family, actually. My brother and my mom."
"What happened to your dad?"
She lowered her head. "He died, a couple months ago."
Teresa turned around and leaned forward, into the railing. "I'm sorry."
Arachnya nodded. "Me too."
***
Sixteen years ago...
Henry Harkins held his first son in his arms while his wife slept. Charlie was a sight to behold, that was for certain. He set the boy back down in the stroller that the hospital had placed in Melissa's room, and covered the boy up so that he could sleep. He placed a gentle kiss on his wife's cheek, then on his son's, then left the room. Despite being a new father, he still had a job to do on the beat.
He let the door swing closed behind him and found himself face-to-face with a plain-looking man he'd never met before. The man was wearing surgical scrubs, so he assumed he was a male nurse, or something.
"Good afternoon, Officer Harkins," the man said, bowing slightly, "my name is Timothy Saul, I'll be checking in on your wife and son for the rest of the day."
Henry shrugged. "Thanks. Tell my wife I had to get back to duty, and I'll be back once my watch is over."
The man nodded. "I'll do just that, Officer Harkins. Nice to meet you."
"Yep."
As Henry left, the man who identfied himself as Timothy Saul stepped into Melissa Harkins' hospital room and walked over to the infant Charlie, sleeping in his stroller. He touched the child on the forehead and made a tsk noise. "Sweetheart... Something's not right this time around." He concentrated and a white light moved from his hand into the child's chest. "There we go. Now they'll Choose you, just like they're supposed to."
Timothy Saul, already known as the Benefactor, left the room and shifted his clothing back to normal. He hated to disappoint Charlie's father by leaving, but he was never on call anyway.
He had much more important things to do.
As there are a few Brave New World fans over here on BigCloset, and I don't want to let them down by waiting until all of Volume Two is posted before I bring some of it here, I've decided that I'm going to post the opening chapters of the four Volume Two stories so far as a sort of preview. At this moment, these four chapters are the only ones available anywhere, here and on TG Storytime. I hope you enjoy them.
Public Origins, Part One
Donnerville, Kansas
"I'm telling you, Mack, just watch the movie!" Freddy said, but I wasn't really eager to do what he asked. Pacific Rim was not going to be a highlight to me.
"But, two people to operate a mech? Why? How does that make the mech any more efficient than just one person piloting the mech?"
"Mechs versus giant monsters, man. It's the ultimate Gundam Versus Godzilla fight we'll never get to see!"
"That's what people on the internet said about Spider-Man joining the Avengers movies, but that's happening."
Freddy sighed and sat back in his seat. He shook his head, then ran a hand through his bright red hair. "Just watch the damn movie, you won't regret it."
I smirked and put my pen in my mouth like it was a cigarette. "So you keep saying."
The bell rang, I picked up my text book and shoved it in my book bag. Lunch always seemed shorter than it really was. It didn't help that occasionally, there would be people gossiping about this person or that person, usually about somebody disappearing because they were a Power. I didn't really care for any of that.
When I got to class, the TV in the corner was on, tuned to the news. Mrs. Gibbons always had the news on, since current events was always the beginning of the class. We would debate sides, discuss what we saw, and generally this was better than just learning from the text books, except for when we had to learn about Vietnam or Nixon or Eisenhower. She rewound the tape in the VCR (because, yes, some people still use those) when the entire class had arrived.
"Not a whole lot is new today," Mrs. Gibbons said. "There's another story on the Ukraine, and another one on the Safe Zone. We'll simply be watching one particular story, one that's pretty close to home." She pressed play.
The newscaster: "Good afternoon. Just a quick update on a story we brought you earlier on in this hour, the Power Regulatory Commission was called to six hundred fifty-six Lansdale Drive, a farmhouse just outside Donnerville, to the house of Marion Dusquene, thirty-six, after Mr. Dusquene was discovered having developed abilities. We now go live to Angela Marques. Angela?"
Angela Marques: "Thank you, David. I'm standing outside the house of Marion Dusquene, and the PRC has just finished sweeping the house for any signs of the so-called "Choosers" that are behind the Powers. They've found nothing, I'm sorry to say, but according to the spokesperson who was just on-site, they are confident that they can capture one soon."
Newscaster: "And were Mr. Dusquene's abilities discovered?"
Angela: "No, David, but the PRC ensures us that the presence of a Chooser was confirmed."
Newscaster: "Alright. Thank you Angela."
Mrs. Gibbons pressed stop just before he introduced the next story. Marion Dusquene? Mister Marion Dusquene? I've never met them, but I'm quite certain my dad mentioned Miss Marion Dusquene. Her farm was on the other side of town from my house, otherwise I'd have met her. Who could this Mister Dusquene be?
Mrs. Gibbons asked, "Have any of you met Mr. Dusquene?" Everyone shook their heads. "I'm not surprised. From what I hear, he's a recluse. This is the first Power recorded in Donnerville since they began showing up in East City last year, any thoughts? Kathy, you're a supporter of the Powers, what do you have to say?"
Kathy Amberton cleared her throat. Cute little brunette girl I'd tried dating once. That ended when I took her to a restaurant and we both got food poisoning. We're still friends, though, so it wasn't too bad. "I don't like the idea of the PRC trying to capture one of the Choosers. We've only known about them for a few months, wouldn't it be a better idea to study how they choose?"
Rocky Simpson let out a noise that signified both disgust and humor. "Why should we even study them? Kill 'em in the act, I say."
"They're not doing anything wrong, Rock," I said. The entire room turned to look at me. Dammit.
Alice Winters asked, "Are you seriously defending the Powers?"
I shook my head. "I'm defending the Choosers. They're pretty much just grabbing people at random, right? They probably don't have anything to do with what the Powers do after they get their abilities."
Jacob let out a laugh. "Right, because all those weird people, like Melody Hunter and Moros, would have just decided to kill people anyway, right? East City'd be a crater now whether there were Powers or not."
"I didn't say that," I said.
"Naw, but you implied it."
Kathy stepped up to my rescue. "No, he didn't imply anything." She gave me a quick smile. "And what about all the Powers that have helped? People like Arachnya, or Sapphire, or Singularity? Are you saying we just ignore them because of all the bad ones?"
Rocky snorted again. "There are no good ones. Didn't Arachnya kill her own dad?"
Mrs. Gibbons answered, "No, that was another Power, named Harmony."
"Whatever, she was involved, right? She probably planned the whole thing."
I shook my head and sighed. Why would Arachnya want to kill her own dad? I'd ask, but I know Rocky's answer would just be Because she's a Power, and they hate us, so I kept my mouth shut. He wasn't a big fan of the Powers before the East City Crisis last year. He'd just become the majority, now that most people hated them.
* * *
The bus passed me as I walked home. I could actually ride the bus, but it's only an hour long walk home, and I like the trip, even if the only sights are corn fields and cows. Most of the time, I just think about classes like Mrs. Gibbons', when debates flare up, usually about the Powers. That was pretty much all we debated in Mrs. Gibbons' class these days. I remember a year or so ago, when we'd debate things like the crises in Eastern Europe, or whatever the hell had happened in Africa (which a lot of people assumed had something to do with Powers). Now, it was the Safe Zone, Singrinium, Powers here, Powers there...
The only thing I hated about the Powers was the amount of debate they raised.
I stopped for a moment and knelt down to pick up a small rock. It wasn't heavy, wasn't even all that big. I tossed it, heard it hit the roof of some small wooden building nearby, probably an outhouse. It reminded me that I needed to hurry up and fix the outhouse at home. The wood had been so rotten that the last big storm we had tore the roof and at least half of the west wall right off of it. Dad had been on me to get it fixed all week, but I was too busy procrastinating. I'd have nothing better to do this weekend.
I got to the house and saw Dad sitting on his rocking chair on the porch. "Mack," he told me once, "your granddad sat on this very chair and taught me everything I needed to know about farming, as his father did to him, and his father did to him. When you're out of school, I'm gonna sit on this chair and teach you everything you need to know about farming." Granted, most of it I'd picked up already just because when you live on a farm in Kansas, you pretty much have to learn how to farm by necessity. Dad preferred to keep my chores light, though, since all he did was tend to the farm and I had school to deal with.
"What's with you?" he asked, still rocking in that chair.
"Nothing. Just... Lot'sa talk about Powers today."
He sighed. "That's all you kids seem to talk about these days."
I nodded. "I know. I don't get it, either. A year ago, almost everybody was on their side, and now, everybody hates them."
Dad stood up. "People hate what they fear, kiddo, and especially after East City last year, people are afraid of the Powers." He put his hand on my shoulder. "Now, get out to the wood shed, grab some wood, and get your ass to work fixing that outhouse."
I smirked. "Yeah, Dad. I'll get right on that."
"Good. I'm ordering pizza tonight."
* * *
The wood shed was up against the fence on the southwest corner of the property. Much like the outhouse, it was a holdover from when the farm was much smaller back when my great grandpa ran the farm. Unlike the outhouse, it was in much better condition, thanks mostly due to it being the wood shed. We had literally no reason to let it go to rot, since the stuff needed to repair it were inside it.
One thing I never understood was why the wood shed was so damn big. It was almost the same size as the barn, with more than enough wood to probably build a second barn. We had more tools in there than the auto shop class at school.
I opened the door and was about to reach for the light switch when a bright light nearly blinded me. I shielded my eyes and glimpsed what appeared to be a woman in the view between my fingers. "What the...?" was all I managed to get out before I suddenly couldn't move anymore.
"You have been chosen. Power has been granted to you. But, your form is not correct." She was suddenly right beside me, and touched me on the forehead. "You shall be reborn today, Defender."
With that, the woman disappeared into a pink and green mist, and I was both alone and coughing. My vision started to double, and then I felt dizzy. The room started to spin, to shake, to... split into tenths? What the h...
* * *
I had to have fallen unconscious. I was on the ground, my head was pounding. Thank God I hadn't fallen face first, otherwise I'd have probably broken my nose or my jaw. I sat up and rubbed at my forehead where that woman had touched me. God, what the hell had happened? What was that weird mist?
"What time is it?" I asked aloud, and nearly gulped in fear. The voice that had asked the question wasn't mine. I groped at my neck and coughed a few times, but I still had the same feminine voice that I'd just heard. What the hell?
I found the wall in the dark and reached up to try and find the light switch. I was sitting against the wall, and should have been able to reach it, but for some reason it seemed further away than usual. Eventually I got to it by standing up, but I could tell just by the notches in the door (where my dad had marked my height for years) that I was shorter, somehow. I'd been five foot eight, and I was now five foot five.
I rubbed at my forehead again. That headache was fading, but not fast or easily. Okay, so I was shorter and had a girl's voice. What else had happened to me? The idea that I was, for whatever reason, a girl now was not only strange, it was somehow the only thing I was considering. Why? Boys don't just up and turn into girls for no reason, so why would I have up and turned into a girl?
Before I could ask myself anything more, the door to the wood shed opened and my dad was standing there, looking at me. I saw his eyes go from my head to my feet and then back again. He didn't say anything at all, he just pointed at the house and motioned for me to follow him.
Oooh boy... What was going to happen now?
* * *
Megan Judd was exhausted. Cheer practice was ridiculously difficult. People always looked down on cheerleaders, but they just didn't know the strain and work it took to stay in shape so that people could watch you dance around and shake pom-poms. She almost fell onto her bed and waited for the loving embrace of sleep to take her until she had to wake up and do her homework. She closed her eyes and felt herself drift away...
Until she heard a noise coming from somewhere in her room. Her eyes were open in an instant and she saw a strange female creature floating a few feet above the floor in front of her. "You are a Rejection," the creature said, with a voice both beautiful and terrifying both at one time. "There is nothing wrong with your form, but you need power." Megan felt something strange enveloping her body, covering her completely. The last thing she heard before passing out was, "Surge".
* * *
I almost felt like there was a giant lamp trained on me. I was just sitting in a chair at the kitchen table, and my dad was sitting across the table from me. I seriously waited for him to slide a cup of coffee over to me (even though I wasn't really a coffee drinker) and begin his interrogation.
Just as Dad cleared his throat, I practically squealed out, "I don't know what happened, why I'm like this, or what's going on!"
Dad laughed. "Mack, it's okay."
I asked, "It is?"
He nodded. "Yep."
"Really?"
"Do you even know what's happened to you?"
"I'm a girl now?"
"What was your first clue?"
"My voice. And other things."
"And do you know how this happened?"
I tried to think, and then it flashed through my mind - the woman, the one that glowed. "There was this weird woman in the wood shed. She was glowing."
"How'd she get in there? The shed's locked all the time."
I shook my head. "I dunno. She was just in there when I opened the door."
He nodded, then stood up and walked over to the closet and pulled out a flannel shirt. "Put this on," he said, tossing me the shirt. "Well, in the bathroom."
"What's wrong with what I'm wearing?" I asked, even though the answer was painfully obvious. I was wearing a boy's tee shirt, that was probably at least a size or two too big for me. Why would I even ask that?
"Because that shirt is practically a dress on you right now."
I don't know why, but I gulped.
* * *
Megan woke up with a headache, and a voice. Let's get going, Meg, the voice said, we need to find someone.
Eh... what? Who said that?
I did, Meg.
She sat up, a little confused by how her hair had come undone from the ponytail she'd had it tied in. "Where are you?!" she asked aloud.
Look in your mirror, sweetiepie.
Megan looked over at the door to her bathroom and bolted for it, then nearly choked when she saw the reflection. It... wasn't her own, but it looked exactly like she did. The gorgeous blonde in the mirror matched her every feature, but... the reflection wasn't moving, just standing there, with a smile on its face. "What?"
"Please, Meg, even you can understand this," the reflection said, an exact copy of Megan's own voice, as well. "You remember that woman, don't you? The one that appeared out of nowhere?"
She rubbed at her forehead, still confused. Woman? What woman? What was the reflection talking about?
The reflection smacked itself in the face. "Are you really that stupid?"
Megan was getting angry. "Shut your mouth! I can't remember, okay? I'm just... confused..."
The reflection smirked. "Maybe she should have named you Slow instead of Surge."
Her eyes shot open. Surge. That sounded familiar. Why? Because it's your new name, Megan, don't forget it.
"Who said that?" Megan asked, looking at the reflection. It shook its head. So, there was a third voice in her head. What would she do? How would she deal with that?
The reflection answered, "It's simple, ladybug, you just deal. Go to school, enjoy your life."
Megan grabbed the mirror. "What does Surge mean?!"
The reflection's smile widened disturbingly. "You'll see, sweetheart."
* * *
"Remind me why I can't just poke through Emily's stuff?" I asked. "It's not like she's at home right now, anyway."
Dad smacked me on the back of the head. It didn't really hurt, save for a minor sting. Dad's smacks have occasionally left me unconscious.
"How about because she still lives there when she's not in college? Or did you forget that?"
"And you don't think she'd be happy to have a little sister to give hand-me-downs?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Have you met your sister?"
Well... Emily and I did get along, but she also preferred spending time with her friends rather than me. Granted, I was five years younger than her, but that wasn't my fault. Still, she did seem to try and find reasons not to be around me.
"I still don't see why I couldn't grab some of her clothes just to go shopping."
"Because your sister isn't as well-endowed as you are."
I looked down at my breasts, pushing out the front of my shirt. He had a point, they were kinda big. Emily wasn't exactly tiny, though. And she had a lot of cute tops that showed her boobs off.
Wait a second... Cute? Did I just call Emily's clothes cute?
Uh-oh. I felt scared now.
We pulled into the Walmart parking lot and Dad had to help me out of the truck, just like he'd had to help me into the truck. I was shorter, now, and it wasn't easy for me to climb into the truck. The weird thing is, even though I was shorter, smaller all around (okay, maybe not all around) and just plain tiny, I didn't feel like I was actually using any force whatsoever to get into the truck. Yeah, Dad was helping me, but only a little bit.
I felt like people were watching me as I poked through the clothing aisles. Teeny teenage blonde, wearing a ratty flannel shirt and shorts that were clearly too big for her - I just had to look like the weirdest thing they ever saw.
Dad wheeled the shopping cart up to me and said, "Just pick something and put it in the damn cart, kiddo."
I sighed. "But... It's tough..."
"No it's not. You find something that fits, and you put it in the cart. It's one of the simplest tasks in human history, and it isn't complicated in any way."
"It's not simple!" I nearly squealed. "Look at all this stuff! There's, like, a gazillion different kinds of bras and panties and stuff like that! And that's all just underwear! I haven't even gotten to all the outside clothes!"
Dad sighed, this time. "I swear, it's like when your sister started collecting clothes... Mackenzie Norris, pick some clothes out, or we go home now, understand me?"
"I do, I really, really do, but..." I sighed again. "Twenty minutes, please? Twenty minutes, and I'll have some clothes picked out."
I could tell he didn't want to listen to me, but he just nodded and said, "I'll be in housewares. Come and find me when you're done."
I nodded, meekly, and then went back to looking at all the clothing choices I had. There were dozens, hundreds, gazillions. Why was I saying gazillion? I've never said that before. What the hell was up with me? Come to think of it, why was I standing in front of only the really colorful underwear? There wasn't a single white bra or pair of panties among the ones I was looking at. I was actually holding a teal bra, and for some reason, it looked really, really cute to me.
Aw, crap, what's going on with me?
* * *
Megan didn't understand why she was compelled to do so, but she just felt like she needed to take a walk. Donnerville wasn't exactly a big town, and she knew pretty much every street and road.
Something was giving her a headache, just as she passed Stevenson's Pharmacy. What the hell is that? She stepped closer to the pharmacy and looked inside one of the windows. There was a girl there, mopping the floors. She looked so... strange, to Megan. So... colorful.
Things were starting to go black and white, for some reason, except for that girl. Megan looked around at other people, but they weren't in color, like that girl was. Why as that girl in color, but no one else?
Surge... the third voice said. Surge...
Megan closed her eyes. No, no, no, no, no! Whatever you want, I don't care!
Surge...
Megan tried to shut the voice out of her mind, but she couldn't. The voice was her mind. She looked back at the window and saw the reflection again. The reflection nodded, then faded away.
Surge...
She found herself stumbling into the pharmacy. She accidentally knocked over a magazine display rack. Why did she feel so... weak?
"Are you okay?" the girl - the colorful girl, who looked so delicious - asked, rushing over to Megan to help her up. Megan looked into the girl's face and saw it... Saw... Something that she needed.
The voice that spoke was her own, but she wasn't the one who said the words.
"I'm fine now."
Her hands latched onto the girl's face and she felt it, felt the surge as everything that was special about the girl became her. When Megan stood up, she felt refreshed, she felt alive, she felt... satisfied.
She closed her eyes and took a deep breath. When she opened her eyes again, she held out her hand, and the glass before her shattered. Where did this power come from? How was she doing it? Was that what she took from the girl? Did the girl have that power?
Why wasn't anything making sense?
She heard police sirens. Somebody must have called the sheriff. Megan quickly ducked out the other entrance, not the one she came in, and bolted. She didn't want to be arrested. She needed to get home. Maybe her parents had some knowledge of what happened to her.
* * *
"This is what you picked out?" Dad asked, when I caught up to him. He held up one of the tops I picked, a lavender blouse with no sleeves and only enough buttons that I'd practically be spilling cleavage out of it. I felt embarrassed of it, but not for the reasons I should be. I should be embarrassed because I picked something so feminine. I was embarrassed because I wasn't sure I could pull off the look I wanted. "You know I didn't let your sister start wearing stuff like this until she was at least sixteen, right?"
"But it's cute!" I squealed out. Why was I squealing so damn much? I sounded so stupid when I did that, but, dammit, I couldn't help it. That top did look cute, and I wanted to look cute in it.
He looked at me with one eyebrow raised, then sighed. "Alright. If you're gonna drop any and all resemblance to the boy I raised, you can."
"I'm not trying to!"
"I believe you."
"Seriously! I don't know why I'm acting this way, it's just... easy to act like this."
"It's fine."
"Dad!"
He smiled and patted me on the shoulder. "I'm serious, kiddo. Now, let's pay for your new wardrobe and get back home. We're gonna havta figure out what to do about school when you go back on Monday."
Crap... School. How could I forget about that? Crap, what would Freddy say? Would he try to hit on me? Would I let him?
Oh, shit, he was probably on his way to the house.
"Dad, we gotta go home," I said, quickly. It almost came out one giant word.
Now I felt horrified. My best friend was going to find out about what had happened to me.
Pulled Back In, Part One
Maiden's Peak, New Zealand
"Everybody down on the floor!"
Whoever was shouting was giving me a headache. I rubbed at my forehead and practically slammed my coffee cup down on the table. I stood up and hopped over the railing behind me. I heard somebody shriek, but they probably just didn't recognize me. In mid-air, I took off my school uniform and pulled my costume's pants down to cover my legs, then pulled the mask upward to cover my face. It was a new costume, one I sewed myself, and I made sure the mask was attached to the neck, so that I could just pull it up to cover my face. It made it easier to deal with my hair, even though I'd cut it so that it didn't reach my shoulders.
Before I hit the ground and made a big mess, I extended my arm outward and shot a webline toward a building, then swung upward. I landed on the side of a building and looked at my reflection in the window. Wow. Even my mask looked annoyed.
I swung over to where I'd heard the shouting. My hearing had gotten a lot better since I moved to New Zealand. Not to mention my spider-sense was actually pinpointing things exactly now. I didn't know if it had anything to do with all that weird stuff I did back in the States or if my powers were just evolving, but it made things somewhat easier.
I landed on another building overlooking what looked like a check cashing place. Well, at least it wasn't a bank. I'd hate it if somebody were robbing a bank again. I think I've stopped like six bank robberies in the past year. I watched as a man ran out of the building and shot a gun up in the air.
"Pols'll never get me! Nobody will stop me!" he shouted. God, didn't this place have a silent alarm? I let myself drop from the building. "None of you will stop the Tax Evader!"
I landed, crouched down, on the street several dozen feet away from her. "Really, the Tax Evader?" I asked, then stood up. I folded my arms under my breasts and shook my head. "I can remember when the worst name I heard was the Railway Bandits."
He pointed the gun at me. "Who are you?!"
"Really? You don't know who I am?" I pointed at the spider symbol on my chest. "Yellow costume, red spider? You really don't recognize me?"
He scratched at his temple with the barrel of his gun. "Arachnya? Didn't you go into space?"
I sighed. "Are you serious? Space? What rag have you been reading that says I went into space?"
"What's with the costume?" somebody else asked.
"Didn't you live in the US?" came another question.
"Are you single?" was a third.
"Go back to Russia!" was a fourth. Seriously. Somebody told me to go back to Russia. That's so stupid.
I sighed again. "Okay, let's just get this over with," I said. "Let's do the super hero/criminal thing." He just dropped his gun and bag full of cash on the ground and held his hands up. I felt like beating him up for no reason. "Seiously? Seriously?! You're gonna just give up because I showed up?"
He pointed behind me. "No, because they did."
I turned around and saw a group of cops standing there, all of them pointing their weapons at me and past me at the dumbass. "Ms. Harkins, please get down on the ground and put your hands on your head!"
I shrugged. "Really? C'mon! I'm doing my job so you guys don't have to do yours!"
Somebody shouted, "Get down, you stupid Power!" Then a snowball hit me in the face. I could have dodged it. My spider-sense warned me about it. I was just too annoyed with the knowledge that I was about to be arrested for doing the closest thing I had to a job.
An officer walked up to me and grabbed my hands, slapped some cuffs on my wrists. I just shook my head and waited for the cop to pull my mask down. He tried pulling it up, instead. "Down, buddy. It goes down."
He chuckled nervously. "Sorry, ma'am. It's a little different from your last mask."
"It's easier to handle." I looked at his name tag. "Officer Rancher. Um... Rick, right?"
He nodded. "That's right. I cuffed you a few months ago when you stopped that nut on Bleeker Street that tried to blow up his house with that bomb."
I thought about it. Yeah, that guy who McGuyvered a bomb with soap, an electric razor and cockroach trap. "I remember that. Your wife was expecting a baby, right?"
He smiled. "Oh, you remember that? Yeah. Nancy had the baby."
"Oh yeah? Boy or girl?"
"Girl. We named her Christina."
"Aw, that's sweet. My little brother's name is Christopher."
"Named her after my sister." He led me to one of the cars. "Okay, watch your head, ma'am."
I sighed again. Was this really how bad it was getting? I was carrying on a pleasant conversation with the cop taking me to the police station. Seriously. I'd facepalm, but I was handcuffed. Dammit...
* * *
"Another one, Harkins?" Chief Tomlins asked when I was led into the cell that I'd become so accustomed to taking naps in every few days. "What was this one doing?"
"Robbing a check cashing place," Officer Rancher answered.
"So, slightly worse than that psycho lumberjack last week, eh?"
I sat down on the cot and waited for the chief to uncuff me. "He was stupid, that's all," I said. "How's Emily?"
"She's good. She's still waiting for that costume you said you'd give her last month."
"Sorry. If she was in any of my classes, she could remind me." I hugged my knees to my chest. "My mom's been called, I assume?"
The chief nodded. "She has. Said she'd be here in about an hour. Now, as you know, you've got to wait here until then."
I nodded. "Yeah." Stupid anti-Power laws. I was lucky Chief Tomlins liked me. I was friends with his daughter, and in the 'friend zone' with his older son, Andrew. I say that of course because I dumped him, not the other way around. Not that he and I didn't work out, but we got to the point where we were just... We were hanging out rather than dating. Not like -
- No. Not him. I won't mention him. I didn't even want to think about him.
It was that simple. We just dropped back into being friends and stopped dating. Hell, I only say I 'dumped' him because whenever anybody asks, they tell me it couldn't have been that simple, so we made up the story that I dumped him, and all was right with the world.
Yeah. All.
I waited only about ten minutes before the door to the cell block was opened. Normally I would have been happy that my mom was early, except that it wasn't my mom. I could tell that by the fact that my spider sense was going into overdrive. Somebody else was here. I stood up and balled my hands into fists as soon as he entered the room.
I'd met this guy a year ago, in the middle of the chaos that was the East City Crisis. He looked plain as hell, his only distinguishing features being that he was middle-aged and smoked a cigarette. He was doing so now, despite the fact that smoking indoors in police stations was against the law. Something told me that just flashing his badge would probably shut people up when they mentioned it to him, if he even had a badge. He tapped the ashes into a portable ashtray and returned the cigarette to his lips. "Good morning, Ms. Harkins," he said, then took a long drag. "It's been awhile."
I scoffed. "Not long enough."
"Nice accent."
I almost blushed at that. The fact that I developed an accent from living in New Zealand for a year had long since become unimportant to me. I used to tease Chris about his, but that got to the point where it stopped being funny to either one of us. "What do you want?"
He shook his head. "Nothing. Can't a fellow just drop by to speak to an... old friend?"
"We're not friends, and even if we were, you only seem to show up when disasters are happening."
He smiled, then knocked some more ashes into his ashtray. "Nothing of the sort, Ms. Harkins. I'm merely here to prove something to myself, that's all."
"And what would that be?"
"That I know where you are."
"Why?"
He shook his head. "Nothing important." He pulled up a chair from somewhere off to the side and sat down in front of the cell. "Have I ever told you - "
I cut him off. "You've never told me shit, and don't try to act like you have."
He continued, like I hadn't even spoken. " - That I met him once?"
He didn't have to tell me who 'him' was, because I knew exactly who he was talking about. "I don't care."
"He was an unassuming man, even then. Hardly a harbinger of doom, and most definitely not someone I thought would lead the world on the course it is today."
"I don't care," I repeated.
"Had I thought then that we'd be in this kind of situation... I might have killed him myself the day I met him. Instead, I almost feel as though it's my fault we're here now, almost as if - "
I shouted, "What part of 'I don't care' don't you fucking understand?!" My hands started to glow a deep crimson, like they had off and on over the last year whenever I was upset or angry. Something was wrong with me, I was dead certain of that. I took a deep breath, tried to calm myself down. "You can blame yourself for what the Benefactor did all you want, it doesn't matter," I whispered, "we're here now, people like me are either being jailed, or persecuted, or hunted, or even killed in some places. It really doesn't matter whether you could have ended this before it started, it won't change the fact that it did start." I sat back down on the cot in the corner and faced away from him. "Just go," was the last thing I said to him.
* * *
Christopher Harkins dropped a text book in his locker and pulled the piece of paper with Power Lover written on it off of the door. If he could find the retards who were putting these on his locker, he'd either punch them or at least pay them to stop taping a piece of paper with Power Lover written on it onto his locker door. Could he help it if his sister was a Power? It's not like she chose to be one.
"Yo, Harkins!" someone shouted. Chris turned around to see Andrew Tomlins walking up to him, arms stretched like he wanted a hug. It was an old ritual that they performed. One of them would hold his arms stretched, the other would tackle him, send him onto the floor. Chris didn't feel like doing it, though. "What's up with you?"
"Not today, man. Charlie's in jail. Again."
"I know, Dad called me up, told me she had a visitor, some government guy from the US."
"Government guy?"
"Yep. Sounds like Spider-Girl sent him out of there, though, Dad said the walls were shaking when she shouted."
Not another one of those... Chris thought. His sister was prone to violent outbursts, wall-shattering outbursts. One of them had been particularly bad one night when a few anti-Power protesters had threatened to raid the house and drag Charlie out. If it hadn't been for the NZSIS showing up with a document signed by the Prime Minister that declared Charlie under the protection of the government, there might have been blood spilled that night, all of it from the protesters.
"C'mon, she'll be out in a little while, it's no big deal."
Chris smiled. "For someone who dated her, you sure don't know my sister as well as you think you do."
Andy smiled back. "Better than you think."
* * *
Leilani Morrison took a look at the mirror hanging in her locker and brushed her hair for a moment. She'd been having trouble with it all morning, and nothing she seemed to do was helping her in any way. She tossed her hairbrush back in her locker and slammed the door shut. This is annoying, she thought, my hair always looks bad. She sighed. I should just cut it all off. That would be quite the statement. Maybe I will tomorrow.
She walked into the classroom and sat down next to her lab partner. Chris Harkins didn't look like he was very happy at all. "What's the matter with you?" she asked.
He shook his head. "My sister, that's all."
His sister, the Power. Arachnya herself. Lani had seen her on TV more than once, thanks to all that crap that went down in America. Lani had seen all the footage of the victims of the East City Crisis and the first thing she did when New Zealand's brief anti-Power laws were enacted was turn in her neighbor, Mr. Lesnie. When the anti-Power laws were condensed into the anti-ability laws, the freak had been let out, and had promptly moved to South America. She could only hope that some left-wing guerillas had killed him at some point.
Lani didn't ask about Arachnya any further. She really didn't want to know any more. "Oh," she said, "is she anything but trouble?" Why had she asked that question? She wanted to hit herself for it.
Chris turned to her. "Charlie's in jail because she stopped a robbery, why would you say that?"
"We have police to do that, she doesn't need to swing around using her powers messing things up for people."
"So, you're saying she should just try and act like a normal person?"
"Well, she's not normal, but she shouldn't be acting like she's judge and jury."
"Charlie only wants to help, Lani."
Lani glared at him. "And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions. She wants to help people, she should stay out of everybody's way."
* * *
"Sweetie, I really do wish you could curb your natural impulses when it comes to fighting crime," Mom said, running a brush through my hair for whatever reason. Maybe it looked weird, I dunno. I was too busy moping to care. She should really be paying more attention to the road than my hair. That I did care about.
"I can't help it. Protecting people and beating down chumps who rob banks - "
Mom cut me off, "Or check-cashing places?"
" - Or check-cashing places, is in my blood. It has been ever since I was little. Blame it on being a cop's daughter."
She glared at me. "Sometimes, I do. Your dad took you to way too many crime scenes. It's amazing his fellow officers never noticed the son that followed him around was suddenly a daughter one day."
I shrugged. "I attribute that to my natural ability to act like I've been this way my whole life."
"Yeah, right."
I pulled my gloves off and stuffed them back into the pockets on my costume. Not quite half a day of school was gone yet, but I wasn't going to my lessons. Today was too depressing. If the cigarette smoker hadn't shown up, maybe I'd go to school, but thanks to him, it was skip day.
"It'll get better, honey," Mom said, shaking me out of my self-pity daze. "One of these days, a Chosen's going to save somebody important, and society will hop right back on the super hero worship bandwagon, it's like cycles with actors. Look at how up and down Arnold Schwartzenegger's career has gone."
"Well, I guess if I was an actress, that would actually mean something to me. Maybe I could be the next Terminator."
She smiled. "There's a goal to strive toward, maybe the next time they try making an Arachnya movie, they can cast the real deal."
"And I'm sure with my fancy new accent, everybody will probably call me 'a poor imitation who can't even try to sound American', or something like that." I hugged my legs to my chest and sighed. "And the worst part about that is that people will see my name, know exactly who I am, and still think I'm a fake."
Mom sighed. "Whatever. Speaking of your accent, why did you pick one up faster than your brother or I?"
"I dunno. Maybe because I'm in jail every few weeks."
* * *
At the end of the school day, Lani waited outside the building for Chris, who was talking to Andy Tomlins. The Power's ex-boyfriend, great. I bet he's gonna bitch at me for what I said to Chris earlier. Good work, Leilani. "Hey, Chris?" she semi-asked, catching the two boys' attention.
"Hey, Lani," Andy said, with a wave. He seemed far less confrontational than she thought he'd be. I'm blowing this all out of proportion, clearly. Just see if Chris wants to go out, and then go home. This will be easy. "Chris wants to ask you out, by the way." Wait, what?
"Hey!" Chris smacked Andy on the back of the head. "Can't you keep your yap shut?" He sighed. "I... was gonna ask you out, but this nuthead just screwed that up."
Lani giggled. "No, it's okay. I was... um... kinda gonna ask you out."
Chris smiled. "Oh, yeah?"
Andy shook his head. "Okay, love birds, I'm going home. I'm likely gonna hear something about your sister," he said, directing the last part to Chris. "See ya tomorrow."
"So..." Chris said, rubbing at the back of his neck. "Um... Tomorrow? Like... A trip to McDonald's?"
"I'd like that."
"Cool. After school tomorrow, then."
Lani blushed. "Thanks, Chris."
"Hey, I accidentally asked you out, remember? Thank you."
* * *
I was playing around with a Rubik's Cube when Chris burst into the house and practically pushed me off the couch. "What the hell?!" I shouted, then stood up. "What's up with you?"
"You need to give me advice."
"So you push me off the couch?!"
"Advice, now."
"Advice, no."
"Why not?"
"What part of you pushed me off the couch don't you understand?!"
"Stop fighting!" Mom shouted from upstairs.
I sighed. "Fine, what advice do you want?"
"Is taking a girl to McDonald's outrageously cheesy?"
He seriously asked me that, didn't he? "Yes. Yes it is. Never ask a girl out with that line."
"And if it worked?"
"Then this girl is way to easy for you."
He smiled. "Good. I was hoping she'd be easy."
I rolled my eyes. "Seriously? Why can't you date a nice girl? There are like a billion nice girls here, and you always go for the tramps."
He gave me a pat on the back. "Because I like hot girls."
* * *
Lani shut her door and then immediately let her skirt fall to the floor, then she pulled off her blazer and blouse and tossed them on her bed. Coming home from school was always her favorite part of the day. She pulled on her lounging shorts and a tank top, then crashed in front of her computer.
I should get my homework done, but I really don't want to. She clicked on Facebook in her bookmarks tab and stared at her relationship status.
Single
Should I change it? Should I tell the world that Chris Harkins is my boyfriend now?
She sighed. It was a tough decision. She wasn't sure if she was ready to let anybody know, seeing as Chris's sister was so well-known as a Power - as the Power that the world first learned about - all because of the potential hate that could come from it.
Leilani Morrison was not going to let the world call her a Power Sympathizer.
She clicked over to YouTube and found a dozen different videos on the front page being all about different Powers cropping up somewhere, and the occasional video about that Safe Zone, or about Abaddon, or something to do with South Africa... She hated the stupid amount of attention everything related to the Powers got from the internet.
There was a strange light coming from behind her. Lani turned around and saw a woman floating in the middle of the room. This woman reached out and touched Lani on the forehead, then spoke in a voice that sounded pure and angelic. "You have been chosen." I've been what? "Power has been granted to you, but your form is not correct." Lani felt a strange force encompass her, slip in an out of her body, rip her apart and pull her back together again. Finally, when it was over, she felt the warm embrace of unconsciousness drift over her, but not before hearing the woman speak again: "You will be reborn today, Aunoa."
Wait a minute... That's the Maori word for 'automatic'...
Leilani Morrison drifted out of consciousness with that thought echoing through her mind.
In The Beginning...
I couldn't believe I was laying on a giant spider web. I was six stories up, between two apartment buildings, and the only 'comforting' thing about this was that I was holding onto my girlfriend. Charlie nuzzled up against me and made sure my arms were around her. She looked up at my face and giggled. "What's wrong?"
I laughed nervously. "Oh, y'know. Here we are, six stories up, and I can look down and see traffic go by. Not to mention it's damn near midnight, so some helicopter could come passing by and accidentally cut us down."
She tapped her temple. "Spider-sense, remember? We'll be fine. And don't worry about the webbing, it's strong enough to hold us."
"Is it strong enough to withstand helicopter blades?"
She reached up and kissed me on the lips. "Shut up, okay? Just shut up and hold me and give me lots of kisses, okay?"
"Well, since I have nothing better to do."
She held my arms against the webbing. "Um, nothing better?"
"It's an expression. I didn't mean anything. I love you, and I'd spend time with you before I'd do anything else. Well, except, maybe, donating a kidney, or something."
She pressed a finger against my chest. "As long as that kidney's going to somebody who needs it, I don't care." She then leaned in on me and kissed me again. Much to my surprise, there was a bright flash. I broke off the kiss and looked toward the source of the flash, so did Charlie. There was a man sitting in a window, with a Polaroid canera in his hands. He pulled the photo out of the camera. "Hey! Who said you could take pictures of us!" Charlie squealed.
"I'm a photographer, I take pictures of everybody!" He held out the developed photo. "Here, on the house."
Charlie crawled across the web and took the photo. "Thanks, I guess." She crawled back over to me and handed me the photo. "Aw, look at how cute we look up here."
I took the photo from her and laughed. There we were, kissing on a web. "Only here in East City." I chuckled. "You should take this, put it on your refrigerator."
She shook her head. "Nope. You keep it. At least this one isn't just me in my costume."
"I like the pictures I have of you in your costume."
She kissed me again. "You are such a dork."
* * *
Svetlana Narekova watched the spider girl and her boyfriend from a rooftop six blocks away. She pulled the binoculars away from her face and smiled. Kidnap the boyfriend, that's all it would take. She'll pay for what she did to Gustav. I'll make sure of it.
It had been three weeks since her former employer, Gustav Hammond, had been jailed for his involvement in the death of Big Mike Richardson, and although Svetlana herself had gotten away clean, she was loyal to Gustav, and had been since long before her Choosing. She would exact revenge on Charie Harkins. The girl would regret the day she'd even learned Gustav's name.
"I can feel you," Shanna Williams said as she put her arms around Svetlana's waist, "I can feel your pain."
"I didn't know that was one of your gifts," Svetlana said.
She felt Shanna put her head against Svetlana's back. "Not a gift from my Choosing, my love, just from being around you."
Svetlana placed her hands on Shanna's. "It pains me to see the girl so happy when the man I love is rotting in jail."
Shanna grabbed Svetlana by the shoulders and spun her around so that they could speak face-to-face. "We'll take care of that, darling, you shouldn't worry. It pains me to see you hurting so much. We'll make her feel the suffering that you feel right now. We'll make her wish she were the one in prison." Shanna kissed Svetlana on the lips, caressed her body. Finally, the kiss was broken and Shanna whispered, "We'll kill the boy first, and then we'll ruin the girl."
Svetlana closed her eyes and smiled.
* * *
Charlie locked the apartment door behind her and then nearly shit her pants when Chris was suddenly standing there. "Mom and Dad are gonna be pissed when they find out you snuck out tonight."
She rolled her eyes. "Shut up, doofbag. If Mom and Dad weren't out of town tonight, I wouldn't have even snuck out." She walked over to the refrigerator, pulled out the milk and poured a glass, then drank some right out of the gallon. "What are you doing up this late for, anyway?"
"Zombie movies on AMC."
"Which ones?"
"Well... All of 'em?"
"Lemme make some popcorn, make room on the couch."
"You're lucky I Tivo'd most of them."
* * *
Frank Holden heard a knock on his door and initially thought about ignoring it, but considering there were only a couple people who his parents let in the apartment, he decided to see who it was. Charlie's boyfriend, Tim, was standing there, looking like he was about to fall over.
Frank stood there, holding the door open. He moved out of the way a little bit and Tim walked in and crashed on Frank's bed. "What the hell, man?"
Tim flipped himself over and sat up. "Your place was closer than mine."
"Closer to what?"
"Charlie and I were hanging out - literally - a couple blocks away from here and somebody broke my bike lock and stole my bike. My place is halfway across the city."
"And you didn't want to call a cab?"
Tim tossed Frank his wallet. "Read that." Frank opened the wallet and found a slip of paper with a note written on it. Your girlfriend swings webs, cabs won't pick you up.
"Seriously? They won't pick you up because you're dating Charlie?"
"Seriously."
"How do they all know?"
"Caller ID, I assume."
"So, use a pay phone?"
"They still figure it out somehow. I can't figure out how. I've even had Ms. Adamsen call, but they know she's calling for me."
"Why don't you get a ride home with her?"
"She moved in with Mr. Cabot, and they live closer to Charlie than me."
Frank sighed. "Fine, I give up. You can crash here for the night."
"Your mom already told me I could."
He sighed again. His mom was always letting his friends stay without telling him. "So, movies?"
"Like what?"
"Well, thanks to Charlie, I bought that Avengers box set with all the movies."
"Sure."
* * *
Svetlana ported into the black kid's room and found the spider girl's boyfriend sleeping beside the black kid. She smiled. Two birds, one bullet. She ported back to Shanna and took her lover's hand, then brought her into the room with the boys. "Do what you were Chosen for," Svetlana told her lover.
Shanna smiled. "Of course."
Shanna placed her hands on the boys' heads, and a dark purple light began to emit from her body. She looked upward and the light spilled from her mouth, eyes and nostrils. She looked as if she were climaxing sexually, and in a way, that were true. Shanna had told Svetlana about how much pleasure she felt while using her gift.
"This will be fun."
* * *
I woke up to a weird sound. I looked around for Frank, but he wasn't there. He must have gotten up to take a piss or something. I laid back down and hoped to get back to sleep before he got into the bed. It felt awkward to sleep in his bed with him in it, but his floor was a goddamn mess, and the bed was big enough.
The door started to open, creaking loudly. It hadn't done that when I came into the room before, what the hell? I sat up again and this time, I got out of the bed. I stumbled as I caught my foot on a pair of pants, but I regained my balance quickly.
Why was the door farther away? What the hell? I looked at my location relative to the bed and saw that the bed had also moved, and appeared to be a good half mile away. What the hell was going on? Was this a dream? It didn't feel like a dream. I turned back toward the door and suddenly I was closer to it. Something weird was going on here.
I felt something odd, something... touching me. On impulse, I tried brushing away whatever it was, and to my surprise, it worked. Whatever it was let go of me and then touched me again. I reached out and felt a vaguely human shape touching me. I kept probing at the shape and eventually found what seemed like a face. I reached for the face, and then I was suddenly back in bed, Frank beside me, two women in front of us.
"Shanna," the taller woman with the mild Russian accent said. Clearly the bald woman in the skin tight leather who was practically sitting on me was Shanna. I rolled off of the bed and grabbed the first thing that I could find, but a pair of pants - that looked eerilly like the ones I'd stepped on in that weird dream thing.
The Russian woman was suddenly behind me, and grabbed me by the neck. Crap, she was a Chosen! Shanna probably was too, whatever she had been doing to me was likely her power. "Keep him under," the Russian said to Shanna, about Frank. I elbowed the Russian in the stomach, but she didn't lighten her grip. "Stop struggling, boy, you're the one I'm here for."
Through grit teeth, I said, "What the hell are you talking about?"
She leaned down and licked the back of my neck, creeping me out to no end. "The spider will struggle to save you, she'll struggle to defeat me, she'll pay for what she did to Gustav."
Oh, shit... This was Gustav Hammond's henchwoman. Charlie had told me about her. Oh, shit.
"And I'll use you to do it."
I elbowed her again, and this time, something strange happened. When my elbow touched her stomach, I felt an odd... transference. I closed my eyes, then tried to elbow her again, but this time I was spinning around, like the woman wasn't even holding me anymore. I opened my eyes and found that I wasn't even in Frank's room anymore. I was outside, in the middle of the street -
- about to be hit by a car! I raised my arms to cover my face, like that would actually do something, and the sound of the honking horn was gone. I lowered my arms again and found that I was now on a roof, somewhere in the middle of a snowy town. I didn't really want to be here either.
But how was I getting to these places? The Russian woman was a teleporter, but how was I doing this? I wasn't a Chosen, was I?
I needed to get out of there. I tried to concentrate. Since the Russian wasn't teleporting me everywhere, then that meant that I was the one teleporting, so somehow, I needed to tap into this super power I somehow had, and make it back home.
And then I was suddenly home - literally. In my apartment, my mom and dad asleep on the couch, like they usually would after watching too much TV. I ran out into the hall, down the stairs and outside to the street. Frank's apartment was halfway across the city. Unless I figured out exactly how to get this teleporting power to work right, I had no way of getting there quickly.
* * *
Svetlana cursed under her breath. Whatever the boyfriend had been, he'd copied her gift perfectly, and had used it to get away. Was he a Chosen? He didn't seem like he was. Whatever he was, it didn't matter, he was gone.
"Leave him trapped," she ordered Shanna, "we'll draw the spider to us by destroying his mind."
Shanna smiled. "I like that idea, love."
I can't let the boy's disappearance ruin my plans. We'll rip this one's minds to shreds, and then the spider will seek me out and be drawn to her death. Svetlana smiled, and couldn't wait to get her hands on the spider.
* * *
"No," Charlie said.
"No what?" Chris asked.
"Zombies don't talk, that's one 'no'. Zombies don't run, that's 'no' number two. Zombies eat flesh, I don't care if popular culture thinks they eat brains, so that's a third 'no'. Um..."
"So, in other words, you prefer the Romero type of zombie?"
"I do. Is that a big deal?"
Chris shook his head. "Not a big deal, no, but, c'mon, Return of the Living Dead is at least a little entertaining."
"The book was better."
"It was a book?"
"It was a book like a decade before it was a movie."
"What's the book about?"
Charlie sighed. "It's just better. I have it, read it."
He shrugged. "Okay." He reached into the bowl of popcorn that sat between them. "What's up next?"
"Rec."
"What? I hate that one!"
"Don't care. I like it."
"But that one has running zombies, I thought zombies don't run."
"They don't, but I like that one."
Chris was about to say something when the apartment door burst open, and Charlie's boyfriend was standing there, looking very out of breath. What the hell's up with him? he wondered.
"Hey, babe, what's up?" Charlie asked.
"We've gotta go," he said, trying to catch his breath.
"Why?"
"Frank's been kidnapped."
Charlie leapt up from the couch, landed on the ceiling, then dropped to the floor. "If Mom and Dad come home tomorrow, tell 'em I'm busy," she said, pulling on her mask - and no other part of her costume, she just had on pajama pants and pink tank top - and pulled Tim out of the apartment.
Chris picked up the DVR remote. "I'm watchin' Return of the Living Dead."
* * *
"Who took him? Why would anyone take him?" Frank's father asked, specifically to me. Charlie looked uncomfortable, and I certainly felt uncomfortable.
"Well, if anybody knew he was Seeker..." Charlie started, then trailed off. I could tell she didn't want to finish that sentence. "We'll find him, don't worry." She grabbed me by the arm and dragged me into Frank's room, then shut the door behind us. "Now, tell me again what you were doing here?"
"Well, after I dropped you off at your place, I came here because it was closer than my apartment, and I was practically dead on my feet."
"You couldn't call a cab?"
"Cabs won't pick me up anymore!"
She held up her hands as if to say calm down. "Okay, so you were here... Um... How did you get away without Frank's folks seeing you?"
Now I had to tell her. "I... I dunno... The teleporter grabbed me, and suddenly I was somewhere else, but she wasn't doing it, I was, and I - "
She cut me off. "Teleporter? She? Russian? Tall?"
"Yes, yes, yes, yes."
"Gustav Hammond's lapdog?"
"Yeah, her."
"Oh... baby... I don't think she was going after Frank... I think she was going after you."
Had she mentioned that? I couldn't remember. Had she -
And I'll use you to do it.
She wanted to use me to get to Charlie, and Frank was just here. And she'd gotten Necro to help her, of course. But how had I managed to break Necro's hold on me in the first place?
And what the hell was I even thinking about? Where had the name Necro come from? I'd never heard that name before, even among all the Chosen who'd popped up in the last few months. Had I pulled that all just from somehow copying Svetlana's powers?
Svetlana? How do I keep finding these names?
"What is it?" Charlie asked.
"Something... weird. I keep... It's like when I touched the teleporter, I think... Something happened to me, and suddenly, I was a teleporter."
"You can teleport?"
"Yeah. It's tough to control, but... Yeah."
"For reals, you can teleport?"
"Ever since Svetlana grabbed me."
"Did she... Did she tell you her name?"
"No! I just... I know it, because she grabbed me."
"Okay, so she grabbed you, somehow you absorbed her powers, and now you're a teleporter and you've somehow snagged some of her memories or something, right?"
"Kinda, yeah."
Charlie let out a whistle. "Now I have a boyfriend with super powers... Great. I started going out with you because you didn't have powers."
"I didn't try!"
"I know! I didn't say I was dumping you!"
At that moment, Frank's sister came into the room and slammed the door shut. "We can hear you two pretty clearly out there. Now, can you two find my brother or what?"
"We're gonna try, Amy," Charlie said, "we've got a lead now, we're gonna find him."
I nodded, damn sure hoping that we weren't lying to her.
* * *
Frank awoke to some sounds that he still remembered from his time as Francine. Whoever was getting it, they were getting it hard, and they were really enjoying it. Where the hell am I? he asked himself. He looked around and tried to find some sort of indicator as to where in the city he was, but found nothing. The only thing he did find, was that he was tied to whatever it was he was sitting up against.
He closed his eyes and tried to focus. He couldn't really access his power. Why? What was going on? He continued to focus, but nothing was coming. Finally, he reopened his eyes to see his grandmother standing there, rubbing him on the cheek.
"Oh, dear, dear Francine... What's happened to you, darling?"
Charlie had told him about this bitch. Couldn't remember her name, but he remembered her power, to drop people's dead loved ones in front of them and torture them with guilt. But Frank didn't feel guilt about his grandmother's death. She'd died of breast cancer, just like most of the other women in the family. He'd barely known her, only really enough to recognize her. "Piss off, Granny, I'm not in the mood."
"Now, now, dear, that's no way to talk to your grandmother."
"Y'know, I don't really remember my granny talking like a white lady, she was as stereotypically jive as you could get."
She smiled. "You're good, kid." The image of his grandmother faded away, and was replaced by the bald bitch with the dead person powers. "I haven't seen many as good as you. Well, except maybe that kid you were sleeping with when we nabbed you."
"What'd you do to Tim?"
"He got away, unlike you. Too bad, too. He was the one Svetlana wanted, but we're just gonna havta settle for you."
"What the hell would you want Tim for? He doesn't even have powers."
She tapped him on the nose. "I guess somebody has never seen him teleport." She stood up, put her hands on her hips. "Oh well, either way, this whole thing is just to get back at the spider. When she comes looking for you, we'll slit you real good, and then we'll do her, too."
When the woman left the room, Frank couldn't help but shout, "Yeah, that's right, bitch, get outta here 'fore I kick your ass!" Then he shook his head. "If I don't find a way outta here, Charlie's gonna get thrown into this. Shit."
Gather 'Round
Lyndon Johnson looked up as the door to the Oval Office opened and two men entered, one he knew and one he did not, who carried a briefcase. The one he knew was his Secretary of Defense, Robert McNamara. He was blessed with Robert, as the man had saved his ass many a time during the dealings with the public about Vietnam. The other man he'd never met before, but the name was Taylor Strong, and if what Robert had told him was true, Johnson needed to know what this man had to say.
Johnson stood and walked around to the front of the desk. "Mr. President," Strong said, "it's an honor to meet you." Strong reached out for a handshake, but Johnson didn't return it. "I'll get to the point, then."
"I would hope so, Mr. Strong." Johnson folded his arms across his chest. "Bob tells me that you have something important for us."
Strong nodded. "I do." He placed his briefcase on the table in the center of the room and opened it. He pulled out five file folders and spread them out on the table. "These five people must be picked up and brought in immediately."
Johnson picked up one of the folders, on a Brendan Nolan, address in East City. "Why?"
"Because these five people have abilities far beyond those of any normal human."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
* * *
Brenda Nolan had never been called the most attractive woman in East City, but the specimen she saw in the mirror was sheer male perfection. Muscles, hard and rippling. A cock, long and thick. She'd never been with a man anywhere near as built as the one she had now become.
Was this what that woman meant? Was this what being Chosen meant? I don't entirely understand why I have to be a man now, but... What did Dragonhead mean?
The otherworldly woman had said that, that Brenda would be reborn as Dragonhead. If only she could track down that woman, ask her what was going on.
There was a loud knock on the door. Brenda looked around for something to cover up, but she had nothing in her bedroom that would cover her new frame. She bolted into the bathroom and grabbed a towel, then wrapped it around her chest almost instinctively. She cursed herself then rewrapped the towel around her waist and quickly used sink water to make herself look wet. Once again she marveled at the man in the mirror.
She opened the door and saw three men wearing gray suits and sunglasses standing there. "Brendan Nolan?" the one closest to the door asked. Brendan? Only one letter away from Brenda, so clearly these people must know something she didn't.
"Yes?" That voice sounded so strange to her. It would take some getting used to.
"We'll need you to come with us."
"What for?"
"It's a government matter, sir." He motioned to one of the others who handed him what looked like a suitcase. "Here are some clothes. We were told you'd need them."
Brenda took the suitcase and nodded, then closed the door. Whatever's going on here, I hope I get some answers.
* * *
Johnson picked up another folder, this one marked Cynthia Tatsuko. "This one's an immigrant?"
Strong shook his head. "No, she was born here, her parents came here shortly before World War II started. She's the youngest of the group, at around eighteen years old. A very interesting one, she is. Lives in Los Milagros."
"She creates living artwork?"
"Yes."
"And how did you come by this information?"
"My group have been studying these individuals ever since we discovered a way to track them."
* * *
"You mean... These guys are here for me?" Cynthia Tatsuko asked. She wasn't very excited at the prospect of government agents knocking on the door and demanding she leave the house. Her mother just stood there, a grim look on her face. "Okay, okay," Cynthia gulped, "I'll go see what they want."
The girl walked downstairs and found three men in dark suits and dark sunglasses in the study, one sitting while the other two stood. Cynthia took a deep breath and then ducked back out of the room. She couldn't - didn't want - to talk to these people. Why would they even want to talk to her? She was a home-schooled teenager who had never broken a single law in her life, aside from that one time she spray painted a peace sign on the wall of the local recruitment office, but she'd only done that because her friends had pressured her, so was peer pressure really a crime?
She severely needed to calm down.
"Ms. Tatsuko?" one of the men said from the study. Cynthia took another breath and once again walked into the room, then sat down on the chair closest to the door.
"Yes?" Oh, crap, I'm nervous... I'm nervous... I'm nervous...
"You need to come with us."
"Don't you need to ask my parents?"
"You're eighteen, correct?"
"Yeah."
"No, we don't."
"Is this for something I've done?"
"I'm not at liberty to say, miss, you just need to come with us."
Yes or no? Yes or no? You don't have to go with them. It's not like the government is just going to detain a citizen for no reason, right? Oh man, oh man, oh man... "Where am I going?"
"Again, I'm not at liberty to say."
"Is there anything you can say?"
The man cleared his throat, "I was told to mention the 'Chosen' to you?"
Whoever sent these guys know about that. Cynthia gulped audibly. The day was about to get weirder.
* * *
The next folder Johnson picked up read Matt Douglas. "What about him?"
Strong nodded. "He's extremely accurate."
Johnson gave the younger man a sideways glance. "There are six men on my security detail who can nail an Ace of Spades on the top on the Washington Monument from across the Patomac."
Strong smiled. "Mr. President, Matthew Douglas can hit an Ace of Spades on top of the Washington Monument from Moscow using a paper clip. When I say he's extremely accurate, I mean extremely accurate."
"And what does this man do with this ability?"
"At the moment..."
* * *
It had been a month since Marcia Douglas has become Matt Douglas, and he thought he'd done a decent enough job trying to blend in and make himself completely unsuspecting. William had been a blessing during that time, coaching Matt's actions and reactions. He didn't like what he'd become, but at least no one thought that Matt Douglas was a woman who'd been turned into a man through some sort of magic.
"Can you please put those in a bag?" the woman in front of him asked, drawing him out of his daze. He grabbed the Spam cans that the cashier had placed there and slipped them into the bag. He shouldn't have been daydreaming. Thinking about the good old days was just idiotic, since the odds were good he'd never be there again.
"I'm sorry, ma'am," he said.
Being a bag boy wasn't what Matt had considered the best job in the world. He was just lucky that the grocery store had a no questions asked policy for hiring bag boys, otherwise he probably wouldn't have the job. William had suggested against it. Join the army, he'd said, with what you can do, you'd make it out alive.
But Matt didn't want to go overseas. He was afraid of how he'd feel around so many physically fit men. Homosexuality wasn't tolerated in the army, and he'd be shipped back and thrown away everywhere. No one would take in the fag who got kicked out.
"Douglas," the manager said. Matt didn't know when his boss had left the back office, but he was suddenly there, a grim look on his face. "There's a few suits from Washington outside who wanna see you."
"What?"
"They're not very funny, either. Get going, I'll get Max in here to cover your shift."
Matt nodded, then made his way to the exit. He could see them, smoking cigarettes beside a black Lincoln. What would they want with him? Did they know about his transition? Did they know about his power? Were they there to take him to Vietnam and put him in combat? The prospect of what this meeting could mean was frightening.
He opened the door and walked out to the three men in their dark suits and sunglasses. The closest one threw his cigarette to the ground, not even bothering to stamp it out. "Matthew Douglas?"
"Yes."
"I have to ask you to come with us."
"Am I in some sort of trouble?"
"Not that I know of, sir, we were just asked to pick you up. We don't know any more than that."
"Where am I going?"
"I'm not at liberty to say, sir, please just get in the car."
Matt nodded. "Fine." He could only hope that William would be told as gently as possible.
* * *
"And why is this one so special?" Johnson asked, holding up the folder with the name Linda Davies on it.
"She's strong. very strong. Not quite strong enough to throw an Saturn rocket into space, but strong enough to lift a jeep and throw it from the California shoreline to Midway."
"That sounds impressive, and dangerous. Where is she?"
"That's... An interesting story, actually."
* * *
"No, Davies, I can't put you back on the front lines," Colonel Fairfield said, setting his cup of coffee down on his desk. He had to see the angered look on the Lieutenant's face, though Davies had every reason to suspect that he wasn't taking her seriously. Who could take a pretty blonde seriously when she was angry? "I'm still waiting on HQ to explain to me what it is we're supposed to do with you."
"I can still fight, Colonel."
"I'd get my ass hauled to the stockade for putting a woman on the front lines."
She sat down in the seat across from him. "I'm not doing anything here, sir. I lift a six-by in the motor pool every now and again, but... Just sitting around waiting for someone to ask me to lift something is getting on my nerves."
The Colonel sighed. "I don't know what to tell you. I fought in Korea, and not once did I see anyone under my command go from male to female overnight. If the other men hadn't seen it happen, I would have just thought you were some crazy whore trying to steal shit."
Thanks for the honesty, Colonel... Davies didn't want to think about it. She just wanted to see some goddamn combat.
The phone on the Colonel's desk rang, interrupting the conversation. "Fairfield. Yes? Has this finally gotten through to you? What? Suits? The hell are suits doing over here? Fine, I'll do that." He hung up the phone and shook his head. "Get out to the tarmac. There's a few suits out there waiting on a cargo plane, for you."
"For me?"
"Lieutenant Linda Davies, exactly what they said."
I hate that name. Why'd Genaro havta call me that? Dammit. "Am I coming back?"
"They don't tell me that shit, Davies, now get your ass out there."
Davies nodded, then sighed. Something seemed really off about this.
* * *
There was only one file folder remaining, that of Austin Mathers. "Just tell me what's so special about that one," Johnson said, not even bothering to pick up the folder.
"He's interesting. He can create a creature using water, a snake or eel-like creature that can swallow a man whole." Strong smiled. "Not that he's ever done that, mind you, the creature's simply capable of it."
"I assume this knowledge comes from your observation of these people?"
"Of course. Where else could it come from?"
That doesn't matter, Mr. Strong. What matters is that I don't believe you.
* * *
"Step right up and watch the leviathan, everybody!" Austin almost demanded. There were a group of sixty-seventy people all around the tent, on the bleachers. All of them were excited about the prospect of what it was they were going to see. Austin was smiling. It got 'em every time. "Everybody ready?" The chant of yes was nearly deafening. So much so that when he snapped his fingers, no one heard it.
But everyone felt the ground shaking as the pool of water behind Austin began to bubble. He snapped his fingers again and the leviathan shot straight up, close to the tent ceiling. The creature circled the room, under the bleachers. Some of the people standing moved out of the way, a couple were drenched in water as the leviathan passed through them. The creature circled the room a second time, then returned to the pool from whence it came and sat there, like some tamed snake.
"The leviathan, ladies and gentlemen!"
The cheers began to drown themselves out, the tent was roaring. Austin could feel that the leviathan was nervous. This was only her third show, after all. Don't worry, baby, we'll get through this. He motioned for the crowd to quiet down, and all the cheers came to a slow halt. Get ready for the second move, okay? "The next trick is something special, everybody! Ready? Now!"
The leviathan shot straight forward, engulfing Austin. It carried him up to the tent ceiling, then they both dipped straight down, onto the ground. The leviathan could survive outside the water for almost an hour, but he didn't want to push it. He pulled himself out of the leviathan's body and then patted her on the head. "Back to the pool now, baby," he said. The leviathan could hear, even though the crowd was being loud yet again.
Austin watched as three men in dark suits and dark sunglasses walked into the tent from outside. It was no secret that they'd be here for him, but he was just about done with the show anyway. "The leviathan, ladies and gentlemen!" he repeated. "She's very special, isn't she? We'd like to thank you all for coming to the show, and we hope you tell all your friends and family!"
As the tent emptied, the men in suits remained. One of them stepped forward. "Austin Mathers?"
"On a good day. How can I help you?"
"We're here to ask you to come with us."
"I had a feeling. Is this for something I did?"
"I'm not at liberty to say, sir."
"I had a feeling about that, too. Can I just grab one thing before we go?"
The man nodded. "Yes, sir."
"Thank you, just a moment." Austin walked over to the pool and the leviathan stuck her head out. "Ready to go, sweetie?" The leviathan nodded her head. He pulled his flask from his pocket and a portion of the water that made up the leviathan flowed from the pool into the air, then into the flask. The leviathan didn't need much water to birth herself, but a bigger levithan brought a bigger crowd. The rest of the pool water was purely that, pool water, fed in through a garden hose.
Feeling okay in there, sweetie?
Yes, the leviathan answered.
Good. Just stay comfortable, okay? He slipped the flask back into his pocket and followed the men in the suits out to their car.
* * *
Johnson returned to his desk and sat down. "And just what do these freaks have to do with anything, Mr. Strong?"
Strong sat down on the table the folders were scattered across. "These men and women are the key to our national security. My group has discovered evidence that the Soviets are gathering a team of these Chosen for use against us, a move to spread Communism throughout the Western world."
"And why wasn't this information brought to my attention sooner, Mr. Strong?"
"We needed time, Mr. President. The Chosen don't gain their abilities at the same time, and we had to gather information. Had you been told earlier, it was likely that you would have sent a covert strike force into Soviet territory to deal with this without your own group of Chosen, but had you done that, your strike force would have been slaughtered."
Johnson didn't like being lied to, and that's how he felt, but he said nothing. Let him think he's in charge here. "How long have the Russians been putting their team together?"
"Not long, two months at the outside. Mr. Mathers and Ms. Tatsuko have significantly more experience with their abilities, Mr. Douglas is a natural with his and Ms. Davies is a soldier. The only one who will need to learn is Mr. Nolan, and it shouldn't take long."
Johnson pulled a bottle of whiskey and a glass from his desk drawer and poured himself a glass. "What will you need, Mr. Strong?"
"Six days. And a facility in Virginia."
"We don't have any 'facilities' in Virginia."
Strong smiled. "Mr. President, I'm sorry. There's a five sided building in Virginia, and underneath that is a nuclear bunker large enough to house the city of Washington DC with room left to share. Please, allow us to use it, and I'll make it obsolete. Once the team is done, nuclear war will be a concern of the past."
Johnson took a long drink of his whiskey. "If that's supposed to calm me, Mr. Strong, it doesn't. Something worse than nuclear weapons makes me want to change my pants right now."
Strong stood and collected his folders. "Forgive me, Mr. President, I was trying to put your mind at ease. I apologize for giving you one more thing to worry about. May I use the facility?"
The President took a long time to answer, then nodded. "Make sure they're our team, Mr. Strong. I don't want them running off and joining the Reds at first chance."
"Of course, Mr. President." Strong moved to the door and stopped just before exiting. "Oh, and Secretary McNamara told me about the recent setbacks with the Apollo program. I wouldn't worry about that too much, if I were you. Eleven's a lucky number." With that, he walked out of the room and closed the door behind him, and Johnson was left wondering just what the hell he meant by that.
So, if you've been keeping up with The Curse, The Curse 2 and The Unfortunate Experiences of Mike Cross, you'll notice a little universe there what with like a billion crossovers (Funky Rock in the Back Yard is also a part of said universe, but no crossovers there yet). Here's another tale set in that universe that I hope you'll enjoy.
This was inspired by the webcomics Happy But Dead and Building 12. If you've read those, you may see what I'm talking about.
“Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah!” Harry shouted in my ear. I glared at him for a second, then went right back to playing Resident Evil 7. “C’mon, Kyo, this is gonna be great!”
I rolled my eyes. “Yeah. I moved all the way from Japan specifically to live in a dorm with only four other people.”
He plopped down on the couch beside me. “At least one of ‘em’s Kimmy,” he said, turning his head to stare at Kimmy, who was unloading some of her stuff in the dorm lounge. She was definitely something to look at, but I wasn’t just gonna stare at her like Harry was.
I sighed and turned back to the game. The controller's battery was starting to die. I grabbed the charger cable and plugged it in, then got back to slaughtering fungus monsters in an old house in Louisiana.
Kimmy walked over to the couch and dropped onto it on the other side of me from Harry. “Ooh! There's a repair kit for the broken shotgun in this room.”
I turned to her. “But I like this shotgun,” I said.
She rolled her eyes. “Whatever.” She ruffled up my hair. It was getting kinda long, I should have gotten a haircut before I left Kyoto. People had already jokingly called me a girl. Even guys with longer hair than me. “Billy and Nigel are gonna get here at two, where’d you say you're gonna be?”
I grabbed my soda can and took a drink. “Campus science lab,” I answered. “Extra money for the semester to show up and take a harmless flu shot.”
“Dude,” Harry said as he grabbed the controller out of my hands, “that is really stupid. You’re puttin’ your life in some quack’s hands for a quick buck! Did you learn nothing about the US before you came here? Everything's a scam!”
I smacked him in the back of the head. “I looked the guy up, dumbass.” I took another drink. “He’s not shady at all, and the flu shot’s been specifically designed to have a placebo effect. You go in, get a shot, you don't end up with flu symptoms at all.”
Kimmy said, “That still sounds kinda iffy. You want somebody there with you?”
I shook my head. “I’ll be fine. Besides, a spare thousand just to spend on me? I’m jumping at that.”
“Dude. A thousand. This guy's payin’ you a thousand just to take a shot that doesn’t do anything? Sign me up for that.”
Kimmy smacked him on the back of the head now. “Shut it, doofus! It's bad enough the impressionable foreigner is falling for this.”
I laughed, then stood up. “Whatever. Be back in a couple hours.”
“Why’s it take so long?” she asked.
“Just a couple post-injection tests, but there has to be a fifteen minute incubation period.” I grabbed my dorm key off the coffee table. “See ya later.”
“I get half the grand!” Harry shouted after me.
I splashed some water on my face in the science lab restroom. Still had about twenty minutes until my appointment at one and now the doubts were kicking in. Like, were Harry and Kimmy right? Was I just a naive idiot for agreeing to this? If those two weren't the best (only) friends I had in the US, I wouldn't even be considering this.
But Kimmy’s folks had paid my immigration fees and Harry gave me a place to live until we decided to rent the last free dorm on campus together. They were all I had and their words meant a lot to me.
I stowed my reservations away, however. I’d agreed to this and so I was gonna do it. What was the worst that could happen? I get a little flu just before school started? I could live with that.
“Ah, Mr. Mitsubishi,” Dr. Falkner said as I walked into the room. It wasn't the first time he’d screwed up my name.
“Mizushima,” I corrected, “but I said you could just call me Kyo.”
He nodded. “Yes, yes, I’m sorry. Please,” he motioned to the chair in front of him. A simple school chair, I noticed. I guess too much manga made me think it would be an evil dentist’s office chair. I sat down in the chair and waited for the next step. “Good. Now take a deep breathe.”
“Why do I need to do that for a flu shot?”
He laughed nervously, which caught me off guard and made me miss it when he slipped the needle into my arm. I didn’t even feel him swab the area and before suddenly there was a stinging sensation in my arm. I scratched at it after the needle was removed, then he slapped a bandaid on it.
“There,” he said, “all done. Just wait here a little while, we’ll get the other tests and injections ready.”
“Other… Injections?”
He nodded. “Oh, yes, there are three other injections, all designed to affect a specific part of the immune system. When this is all done, you’ll be the healthiest young man on campus, Kyo.”
“And this is legal?”
“Perfectly,” he said through a cough. “Just wait here,” he repeated.
I sighed. Maybe this was a crock of shit just like Kimmy and Harry said.
Forty-five minutes and the three other injections later and I was more than exhausted. I trudged my way across campus back to the dorm almost as if I were wading through five feet of snow. My head was encased in a fog. My arms swung at my sides like dead tree limbs still attached by the smallest bit of bark. My feet were bricks.
When I got back to the dorm, I heard partying. That was when I remembered that Nigel Collins and Billy Denborough would have shown up. The other two people paying for the dorm rent that I hadn't met yet. Well, nobody had before today, but I was meeting them later than Harry and Kimmy.
“Wooooooooooo!” Harry screeched as I walked in. “Billy from Maine and Nigel from Crumpetland, meet Kyo Mizushima all the way from the land of the rising sun!” Harry was mildly drunk, which was to be expected. Sure, none of us were of legal US age to purchase or drink alcohol, but Harry was a harmless drunk, so his dad bought us beer every now and again. I was actually the crazy drunk.
Nigel was the closest to me. He wore his hair in a bowl cut that made him look like the ultimate Beatles fanboy. He wore a sweater vest and a pair of tan shorts, but something told me he didn't want to. My mom had picked out specific clothes for me to wear when I came to the US, it wouldn’t be a surprise if he’d suffered the same problem. Harry would tease him for it, that was all.
Billy was sitting on the couch upside down, with a pair of Cheetos stuck in his nostrils and a beer bottle in his hand. He didn’t look too drunk, but if he remembered what I looked like in the morning, I’d be surprised. He had a mess of dark, curly hair on his head that made him look like one of those short people in Lord of the Rings.
Kimmy was sitting on the couch beside Billy, but rightside up and somewhat more sober. Honestly, only Billy and Harry appeared to be drunk. Kimmy just looked buzzed and Nigel looked like was doing his best to avoid the beer. Maybe he was a light drinker and didn’t wanna pass out on his first day in the dorm. Maybe he was a nasty drunk and didn’t want us to see it. Either way, he seemed to be the best one to try and strike up a conversation with.
“So, you’re the other immigrant here,” he said. I didn’t remember where he told us he’d come from, but he sounded like one of those stuffy British people you always saw on TV. “No one bothers you about your accent, do they?”
I shook my head. “Not really. I spoke a lot of English back home whenever I was talking to people over Skype or a game. Sorta knocked my accent out of me.”
He nodded. “So I see. Or, hear, rather. How long have you lived here?”
“Not too long. Last semester of high school, is all.” I laughed. “Still wore my uniform a couple weeks before I got used to just wearing street clothes. The US is a lot more loose than Japan is.” I took a drink. The beer was helping to clear out the fog, but only by replacing it with mild intoxication.
Harry slapped me on the back, which ached thanks to the shots. “You shoulda seen Kyo the first few weeks. Girls kept trying to get him to Engrish everything up!”
I laughed nervously, this time. “Yeah. They kept telling me they thought it was sexy. It didn’t work.” I took another drink, this one almost in shame.
“He coulda got with some hot girls, though. The only one he’s ever gone out with is Kimmy over there.” He pointed, Kimmy waved. I just rolled my eyes.
“Yeah, here, I had girlfriends in Japan.”
Nigel said, “I dated a Japanese girl, once. It didn’t last long. She decided my brother was the better of the two of us. I don't stay home when she's there.”
Harry slapped Nigel on the back now. “Don’t have ta worry about ‘er now.” He emptied a fresh beer bottle. “You’re here now and by the end of the term, we'll all have girlfriends!”
Kimmy shouted, “Except for me!”
Harry nodded. “Right, right, she’ll have a boyfriend.”
As Harry, Nigel and Kimmy started to laugh (and Billy started to do something incoherent thanks to the Cheetos), I started to feel queasy. I hadn’t even finished one beer, so I knew it was because of the injections.
“I’mma go pass out on my bed,” I said, handing my beer to Nigel. I stumbled down the hallway to my room, suddenly grateful that I’d picked one of the rooms on the ground floor.
I shut my door behind me and nearly collapsed onto my bed. I was too weak to even take my clothes off. The room was spinning, but that could have been the alcohol. All I could manage to do was grab the blanket and pull it over my arm. It took no time for me fall unconscious.
There were voices in the hallway. I could make out what they were saying, but not who they were. Probably still zonked out on the injections. I still wasn’t strong enough to get up, or even to move my limbs. Everything felt like jelly. They were still talking, and then my door opened.
“Dude, Kyo’s got a girl in his bed,” one of them said. The voice sounded deeper than anything a human could make, but that was probably just me. I think it was Harry.
“Is Kyo the British one or the girl?” another voice asked. By process of elimination based on what they asked, I assumed that was Billy. His voice sounded unnaturally high pitched, but the one time I’d spoken to him on Skype, he sounded like a normal northeastern US resident. “Or… Wait, that’s the Japanese guy, right?”
“Yeah.”
“Why’s there a girl in his bed?”
“I dunno, but she’s hot.”
“Where’s he at?”
“I heard water running down the hall, he’s probably in the shower.”
Another voice entered the conversation, this one sounded like a wounded chipmunk on drugs. “What are you two doing looking in Kyo’s room?”
“There’s a girl in his bed,” the one I thought was Harry answered.
“What?! Where’s Kyo?”
“In the shower.”
“No, he’s not. I was just in there, and I think I woulda noticed.”
“Then that would… Mean…”
A fourth voice came in. “What the bloody hell is everyone standing outside Kyo’s room for?” The bloody hell told me that was Nigel, even though he sounded like a rusty nail being dragged along a chalkboard. “Why is there a girl in Kyo’s bed?”
I was poked and prodded by everyone, but mostly by Kimmy, who was still wearing a towel wrapped around her chest. Apparently, one of her friends randomly swapping gender from male to female was weird enough to prompt immediate action. Granted, why she was poking and prodding me, I didn’t know. Just touching me wasn’t gonna tell any of us why I had suddenly swapped gender from male to female, especially since I already knew the why.
If it wasn’t those injections, I was gonna be very confused.
On the upside, I was still wearing the shirt and jeans I came home in (the day before; I’d slept approximately seventeen hours), so nobody was seeing me naked or anything. Didn’t stop Harry from staring, but I couldn’t help that. I’d probably stare. I’d probably take my shirt off and examine myself if nobody was in here.
Not for “Ooh, I have boobs now, gotta touch!” purposes. The idea of fondling myself was in no way appealing to me right now. I didn’t want to touch anything that was new on me, I wanted to change back, but I wouldn’t be able to do that until I went to talk to Dr. Falkner again.
Billy wasn’t poking me so much as he was poking around my room, but that was mostly because he was checking out my anime collection. At some point, I’d have to tell him they wouldn’t work in his US DVD player, but that could wait.
Nigel was leaning in the doorway, also staring at me. I wondered which one of them was already picturing me naked, but the answer was probably Harry. He had probably already been doing that when he saw me in bed. Again, I could not blame him.
From what I could see in my mirror, I was nothing exceptional to look at. If I was back home in Japan, I’d be just another face in the crowd, just another girl in a nation among many. I could see a slight resemblance to my mom, but other than that, I looked absurdly generic. My new boobs weren’t outrageously large, my face wasn’t exactly pretty, I just looked like the female twin I didn’t have.
“Can you stop now?” I asked Kimmy, who was trying to force my left eye open further than it could be. “I wanna get outta here and go talk to that doctor.”
She grabbed me by the face. “I have to study this,” she said, almost robotically.
“This is extremely uncomfortable,” I said, as much as I could with her keeping my face neutral.
Harry pulled Kimmy away from me. “C’mon, Kimmy, he’s gotta get going.”
“What did you do yesterday?” Nigel asked.
“Experimental flu shot,” I answered.
“Oooh, I had a cousin who did that,” Billy said, “grew an extra nipple.”
Thanks to the mirror, I could see the frightened look on my face. “Well, I don’t have any extra nipples…” I scratched at my shoulder. “I think…”
Harry asked, “Can I check?”
Kimmy and I both shouted, “No!” One of us was suddenly glad the other one was female, and I’m not sure if it was me or her.
I stood up. There was a tiny bit of a balance difference, but it wasn’t difficult to compensate. I remembered from high school that girls had a lower center of gravity than guys did. The wider hips were a little weird, and of course the sensation of jiggling breasts hanging from my chest was 100% new. With any luck, I’d go talk to Dr. Falkner, get whatever I needed to get changed back, and be rid of all this within a day.
Without luck, I’d sue his ass and venture down a path toward coming to terms with womanhood. Not quite a win-win, but at least there didn’t seem to be any lose in there anywhere. Not immediately, anyway.
“You wait on me,” Kimmy said, “I’m going with you this time.”
“Yeah, I’ll go, too,” Harry almost squealed. “He’ll probably change you back if you’ve got friends with ya.” He turned to Nigel and Billy. “You guys coming, too?”
“Whoa, wait a minute,” I said, doing the almost universal slow down motion, “you guys don’t all need to come.”
Nigel shrugged. “Not like I’ve got anything better to do.”
Billy added, “Besides, I could watch your ass all day long.”
Kimmy glared at him, and her look was pretty much mirrored on my face.
“Now, now, Miss Mitsubishi,” Dr. Falkner said.
“Mizushima,” I corrected again. “Look, why is this permanent and why wasn’t it listed as a side effect?!”
Dr. Falkner handed me a clipboard with the paper I’d signed yesterday. He then pointed at a line on the paper. “There.”
The subject, ________, where I had signed my name, is completely aware that an unexpected and permanent change of gender is the topmost side effect, having occurred in 98.2% of all rat tests.
I looked up from the clipboard. “I don’t remember that being on there!”
He patted me on the shoulder. “Now, now, Miss Mizushima,” he said it right that time, “the paper didn’t change, and that’s your signature.” I wanted to punch him for being right. “This was accounted for in your payment.”
Harry asked, “A grand for growing a pair of boobs? Granted, that does seem like most girls pay for boobs as opposed to getting paid for them.”
I turned to him and growled. I sounded like a monster. I turned back to Dr. Falkner, who shook his head. “Again, Miss Mizushima, it appears you didn’t read the whole of the waiver.” He pointed to another line on the paper.
Due to the (relatively) minor chance of gender change, the subject will instead be paid three times the standard $1000 (one thousand dollar) amount.
“Relatively minor? How in the hell is ninety-eight percent minor?!”
Nigel was fiddling with some beakers by one of the tables. “That does seem a rather… Inaccurate reading of the situation.”
Billy took the clipboard from me. “Lemme take a look at this,” he said, after grabbing it. He then added, “My dad’s a lawyer.”
Kimmy put her arm around me for comfort, like my mom used to do when I was a kid. It wasn’t hurting, exactly, but it still seemed kinda weird. I wasn’t exactly in any discomfort anymore than I was outrageously pissed off at myself for not having read the waiver, even though this seemed to be working in my favor.
Still, I woulda thought a 98% chance of becoming the opposite gender would have at least entered the conversation before I was handed the waiver.
Billy handed the waiver back. “Sorry, Kyo, it’s airtight.”
Dr. Falkner nodded. “Adjustment will take a little time, Miss Mizushima, but you seem to have a good pile of friends to help you. You’ll receive your check in a couple days. Now, if you’ll excuse me, the university would rather I get my equipment out of their lab as soon as possible.” His gaze fell upon Nigel. “Stop that!” Nigel set the beaker down. “That’s an experimental cure for blindness, please don’t mishandle it!”
Harry started laughing. Kimmy smacked him in the back of the head.
I dropped onto the couch back at the dorm and sighed. “So. I’m a girl for good, I’ve got three thousand dollars coming and classes start tomorrow. Somebody tell me what to do next.”
Billy sat down beside me and turned on his Xbox. “Get your ass kicked on Halo 5?”
I glared at him. “I suck at Halo.”
He nervously pulled the controller away. I didn’t even notice him putting it in my hand. “I didn’t know that.”
I sighed. “I know. I’m just… Yeah. I don’t play Xbox back home.”
Harry sat on the other side of me and put his arm around me. Not in any flirty or romantic way, but like I was still his gaming buddy. That was nice of him. “I’m going to suggest that you get your ass kicked on Halo 5. C’mon! We’ll make a drinking game out of it! Remember when we did that with Undertale? You kept making friends with the monsters, and I had to drink every time I killed one!”
“Dude, you’ve beaten Undertale?” Billy asked.
“No, Kyo did. Well, on the no-kill route. I killed everything.”
I shouted, “I’m not getting my ass kicked on Halo 5!” Harry and Billy both recoiled in surprise and scooted to the very edges of the couch. I dunno if it was just because I was smaller than I used to be, but I now realized we had a much larger couch than I thought we did. The five of us could actually sit on the couch with a little room to spare.
Nigel held up a game case. “Halo 4?” he asked.
I stood up. “I’m just gonna lock myself in my room for awhile. You guys do what you wanna do.” I walked past Kimmy, who hadn’t said anything since we got home. She watched me walk into my room with a disappointed look on her face, and I couldn’t tell who she was more disappointed in: Them, or me.
My door opened and closed, but I wasn’t looking at who did it. It wasn’t long before Kimmy came into view and answered the question anyway. She opened my curtains, exposing the room to the sunlight of midday outside. I covered my head with my blanket and turned back around to face the door.
“Nope, you don’t get to do that,” she said, pulling the blanket off of me and forcing me to sit up. My hair flipped around me, only bringing to mind that people made fun of me for my long hair when I was a guy, now it looked normal. “Get your sorry ass up, we’re going shopping.”
“Why?” I asked. That voice still wasn’t something I was used to. Granted, I’d only been hearing it for two hours.
“Because you need new clothes and a distraction.” She pulled one of my unopened cardboard boxes in front of me and sat down. “Now let’s get going.”
I yawned. “I’m already a girl, I don’t wanna be a crossdresser.”
She didn’t look amused. “You’re a girl, so you wouldn’t be crossdressing. You’re basically crossdressing by wearing boy clothes.”
I groaned. “Okay, fine, I’ll buy clothes. But nothing outwardly feminine. I’m physically a girl, but I’m still mentally a guy.”
She smiled. “Fine. Nothing outwardly feminine.”
“I should have known you’d do this,” I said. The bra she was making me try on was bright pink with lacy edges. The good thing about it was that I didn’t have to reach behind me to put it on, it was velcro in the front. It felt weird to have something holding my boobs in place, but it was at least comfortable. “There, how do I look?” I asked.
She nodded approvingly. “Now I just need to go find you some panties to go with it, and you’ll be golden.”
I grabbed her by the arm. “Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait just a second there…” I made sure she was nowhere near the changing room door. “Underwear is underwear, I don’t need panties when my briefs fit just fine.”
She glared at me. “You’re getting panties and that’s final. Your clothes won’t fit right over briefs.”
I sighed. She wasn’t going to give up. She hadn’t given up since we got to the mall. At first, it was just shoes. Nothing too girly, though she’d tried to get me to try on high heels, which I avoided like the plague. Then it was a jewelry store, where I touched and looked at nothing, then it was the lingerie store.
I let go of her. “Fine. But if most of what we buy here today is pink, I’m stealing your underwear because I know it’s mostly black and red.”
She let out a pbft noise. “Please, a lot of the stuff I wanna get you is blue, you’ll be fine.”
“Why does that not comfort me?”
She just smiled and slipped out of the changing room. I sat down on the seat in the back and looked at the reflection of the girl in the pink bra and boy jeans. I woulda been nervous to talk to this girl, but then I was generally nervous around girls. Back home, I could talk to them, but dates were few and far between. In the US, I’d gone out with Kimmy exactly once, and had been completely dateless since because talking to American girls seemed… Harder… Than talking to Japanese girls.
I leaned back, thrusting my chest out further than I’d intended. I remembered seeing girls do that, arch their backs, in most of the hentai I… Borrowed back home. They typically did it to turn a guy on, or something, most certainly not what I was doing. The idea of being alone in a small room with a guy was in no way appealing to me.
Just the fact that I lived with three guys kinda creeped me out. I knew Harry wouldn't make any unwanted advances, and Nigel seemed to be turned off from Asian girls, but Billy was an unknown quantity. He didn’t seem bad, though.
I sighed away the thoughts. The guys were trying to help me, not take advantage of me. Though I was honestly very happy they were back at the dorm and nowhere near me. I had no idea how I’d take that.
Kimmy walked in with the panties to match the bra and a smile on her face that scared me more than anything I knew in this world. “Off with the pants.”
I rolled my eyes. “If I didn’t know you were straight, I’d think you were getting off on this.” i wiggled my pants off. It felt so very different wearing guy jeans now, like almost everything else. I blamed my bigger ass. “Who am I kidding, you are getting off on this, aren't you?”
She shrugged. “A little. I grew up with four brothers, I didn’t have a sister to do this with.”
“A doll didn't cut it for you?” I asked as I pulled my briefs off.
“You wouldn't believe how hard it was to put a sundress on a GI Joe “
I jabbed the air with my finger. “Nowhere near as hard as it’ll be to get a sundress on me, so don’t try.”
She laughed. “Don’t worry. You’ll ease yourself into dresses, like I did. I didn’t wear my first dress until I was twelve.”
I pulled the panties on. They felt… Weird. Cotton for girls seemed lighter and softer than cotton for boys. Either that or my skin was more sensitive. Or both. Actually, probably both. The image in the mirror of the girl wearing nothing but her underwear sighed.
I went to pull the underwear off, but Kimmy stopped me. “Nope, just lemme take the tags and pay for those. Best to let your breasts get used to a bra, seeing as you're gonna want to keep wearing one.” She reached down and picked up the briefs I’d been wearing. “And I’m gonna throw these out.”
I sighed yet again, probably the thousandth time in ten minutes. It was disturbing how different all this was. How was I ever going to adjust to being female?
“How well do they fit?” Kimmy asked.
I stepped out of the changing room. The shorts felt weird, but they were tiny. “I thought we agreed on nothing outwardly feminine?”
She shrugged. “No choice there. Girl shorts always emphasize our butts and our legs. Same with pants.”
I looked at myself in the mirror by the dressing rooms. My ass was the last thing I wanted to emphasize right now, but I had to admit that if the girl in the mirror wasn't me, I’d probably be staring at that ass every time I saw it. I turned and looked at a different angle. “Is this the last pair of shorts you want me to try?”
She nodded. “Yeah. I think we're done with clothes for right now. You’ve got a pretty good wardrobe now, really.”
Pretty good didn't begin to cover it. I didn't exactly have too many clothes, but I had more types of clothes than I did before. Luckily for me, even the things that I thought would look too girly, like the blouses I was forced to buy, were very plain and androgynous. My regular tee shirts actually looked more feminine, or at least emphasized the feminine parts of me.
I didn't relish tossing out most of my clothes when we got back to the dorm. I could hang on to the majority of my shirts. They'd be big on me, but not uncomfortable. My old pants, however, would have to go. I wondered if any of the guys would want my old clothes. I wondered what they were doing now.
“Hey, Kyo,” Billy said.
“Hey, Billy,” I responded. Then my brain kicked into gear. “What the hell are you doing here?!” I semi-squealed.
He shrugged. “We got bored of playing Call of Duty, so we came here.”
“We?!”
“Yo! Kyo!” Harry shouted as he made himself known. “Ooh, you look adorable in those shorts,” he said. I wanted to smack him, but I held off. We weren’t exactly the only ones in the store and odds were good if I hit him, we’d be kicked out or at least be the subject of interest from the rest of the people around. I didn’t see Nigel right away, but I was certain he was there, too. “Where’d Kimmy go? To try on a matching outfit?”
I facepalmed. “I would hurt you if I thought it would make me feel better.” I handed the both of them a couple bags each. “Make yourselves useful and carry the bags.”
Billy laughed. “Wow. We just got here and we’re being ordered around by the girls.”
I glared at him. So help me, if my life was an anime, my eyes would be solid white half circles tilted at an angle with dot pupils and a dark shadow would be covering my face. Odds are good my face probably looked like that now anyway, really. “Look, it's… Only sorta my fault that I needed to buy all new clothes, so please shut yer yap about it.”
He ruffled my hair. “I’m just playin’ with ya.” He looked around. “Where’s… Kimmy?”
Harry smacked him on the head. “Yeah, her name is Kimmy, and she’s clearly… Somewhere.” Harry looked at me. “Where is Kimmy, anyway?”
I shrugged. “I dunno. She was just here.”
As if on cue, she came out from around a rack of clothes, holding a pair of dresses by the hangers in one hand and picking through more with the other. She didn’t even look like she realized we were still here. I rolled my eyes. It would be just like her to do that.
I walked over to her and grabbed the dresses she was holding. “These are for you, right?”
She laughed. “Duh. I know better than to try and force you into a dress.” Something told me she wanted to add for now to the end of that. “You almost ready?”
I rolled my eyes. “I’ve been ready. You’re the one poking through dresses.”
Harry put his arm around me. I wanted ti punch him. “C’mon, Kimmy, we’ve gotta go pick up Nigel before he does something stupid.”
She asked, “Okay, when did you get here and what's Nigel doing?”
“Like five minutes ago, when Billy showed me his secret hole into the changing rooms. Saw this hot brunette babe getting changed into some tight shorts.” He looked down at me and realized that I must have been the girl he was talking about, because he took his arm off of me and stepped to the side. “And Nigel’s uptown, standing on the roof of the Ford dealership pretending to be a jumper.”
Kimmy’s eyes widened. “What the fuck, Harry?!”
“Hey, I told him that was optional and would only get him five extra bucks. He was only supposed to be up there shouting British obscenities.”
I smacked him in the back of the head with Kimmy’s purse after I grabbed it from her. “There are no words for how stupid that was.”
“I didn’t tell him to jump!”
“Just shut up and let’s go get him,” Kimmy said. “We may need a new fourth roommate.”
“He’s not gonna die, don’t worry.”
“I was talking about killing you.”
The police had been called to the dealership by the time we got there. I tried to make myself as inconspicuous as possible, tried to make sure nobody saw me. On the one hand, there were dozens of people out watching the whole thing. On the other hand, I didn't recognize most of them, so I thought it was generally okay.
Nigel was being hauled into a cop car when we made our way through the crowd. I was pretty sure somebody fondled my ass during our crowd walk, but I wouldn't have been able to tell who or even if, seeing as the amount of people there would have led to a lot of unwanted ass touching.
“Oh, hi, guys,” Nigel said, sounding as friendly as a Brit normally would. “Thirteen hundred and I walk free today.”
The cop turned to us - to me, specifically - and asked, “Is this young man your responsibility?”
I sighed. “He’s our roommate.”
The cop nodded. “He’s getting off with a slap on the wrist for now, but a second time and he goes in a cage.”
Harry asked, “What was the thirteen hundred for, then?”
The cop uncuffed Nigel. “Damages to the Ford dealership storefront.”
I looked over at the building and saw exactly what he was talking about. There was a section of glass broken out, looked like a car had gone through. “That's only thirteen hundred dollars?” I asked.
Nigel answered, “That's my portion. The driver who ran into the building trying to break my fall has to pay the rest.”
I turned to Harry and glared. “He’s in the country a day and you damn near get him killed.”
He raised a finger. “I said optional.”
Kimmy said, “You did that to Kyo when h-she moved here, too, remember?”
I had completely forgotten about that, mostly because it was intensely stupid and nothing really happened. All Harry had asked me to do was wear a sign on the front lawn of the high school with “Will work for Fruity Pebbles” written on it. Honestly, it had been pretty funny and I had been the one to come up with the Fruity Pebbles part. We had both been drunk at the time.
“That was nowhere near this bad,” I said.
“I’m interested in what happened there,” Billy piped in, suddenly getting out of the car.
“Later, right now we just should go before Harry tries to talk another one of us into doing something stupid.”
I was sitting in the center of the couch. Nigel to my left. Kimmy to my right. Billy and Harry playing foosball behind us. And Nigel was just plain kicking my ass on splitscreen Star Wars Battlefront. He was the Empire, I was the Rebels, I was losing horribly on some tropical beach planet.
“C’mon, Rebel scum!” he shouted. I pulled away from him, because he was damn near shouting straight in my ear. I did my damnedest to get him, but I wasn't exactly succeeding.
A ping pong ball suddenly flew over my head. I glanced back and saw that Harry and Billy had switched from foosball to ping pong at some point. I sighed and turned back to see that Nigel had taken me out yet again. Regenerating health didn't seem to matter when he was wiping the floor with me.
“Ugh!” I groaned. “How the hell are you so good at this?!”
He smiled. “Practice, love.”
I jabbed a finger at him. “No ‘love’ crap, even if it is just a British term for ‘member of the opposite sex’.”
He backed away a little. “Sorry, just slipped out is all.”
“I know, I know, just make sure it doesn't again.” I grabbed the controller I’d apparently dropped at some point (probably when the ‘love’ comment happened, because Kimmy was stifling giggles) and got back to getting my ass thoroughly kicked. Granted, I’d never been great at first person shooters, but apparently I was worse than I thought I was.
After about my two hundred fourteenth death, I just handed the controller to Kimmy, who proceeded to kick Nigel’s ass. I got up and walked over to Harry and Billy, who had switched from ping pong to pool. When we moved in, I didn’t think we’d have enough room for all three tables, but Harry had proved me wrong and the lounge had basically become our all-purpose game room.
I grabbed one of the other pool sticks and just stood off to the side. I wasn’t going to jump in, I’d wait until their game was finished and challenge the winner. It looked like Billy was doing better, but Harry had a lot of open balls he could get.
Harry knocked the six ball into the corner. “While we were at the mall, I heard about this lake party going on across town. Anybody wanna go?” he asked.
“Why?” Kimmy asked. “Just so you can see Kyo and me in bikinis?”
Billy laughed. “That’s one upside.”
“For you,” I added. “I’m not parading around in underwear.”
“It’s not underwear,” Harry said.
“It only covers exactly what my bra and panties do, it’s basically underwear!” I covered my breasts with my arms. “You have no idea what it’s like to have guys stare at these.”
“I’m with Kyo on that part!” Kimmy called out.
“Still,” Harry said as he sank another ball into the pocket, “hot day, lake’s the closest thing we have to a beach in this town, it could be fun. Besides, I know from having overheard it myself, there’s going to be a strip poker game going on. Plenty for the guys and the girls to look at.”
“How do you know that?” I asked.
“The guy I talked to at the mall… Lou Gehrig, or some shit like that.”
“Lucas,” Billy corrected.
“Lucas, like I said. Says he’s handling the strip poker game personally.”
I shook my head. “You guys can go, I’m staying here where I can prepare for tomorrow without having to worry about anybody staring at me.” Almost as if to tempt fate, I saw a reflection in the window of Billy staring at my ass. “You guys staring at me is still creepy, but understandable.”
I saw Billy’s reflection move away. “Nobody was staring.”
Kimy laughed. “I wasn’t even looking back there, and I could tell you were staring at her.”
“What’s your first class?” Nigel asked, finally joining the conversation.
“Gymnastics.”
Kimmy almost literally jumped up from the couch. “You never said anything about that!”
I recoiled slightly. “You’ve known for like four months that I was gonna try to do gymnastics and programming.”
“Gymnastics and programming?” Billy asked.
Kimmy ignored him. “I’ve had a lot of things on my mind! You should have reminded me when we were shopping earlier! You have nothing gymnastics ready!”
I recoiled further away. “Is there specific stuff?”
“Yes! Sports bras, athletic shorts, athletic tops! There are many things we need to buy you, now!”
I think my left eye twitched a little. “Do we have to do this now?” I asked in a tiny voice.
“Dude, I’m totally going with to see Kyo trying on workout clothes,” Harry said.
“I’m coming,” Billy added.
“I don’t have anything better to do,” Nigel responded.
“Then it’s settled, we go!” Kimmy shouted, grabbing me by the arm. We were out the door before I even had a chance to say anything.
“Kyo Mizushima, eh?” the gymnastics trainer asked as I walked into the gym. “Didn’t your admissions paperwork list you as male?”
I laughed nervously. “That was a friend playing a joke on me. See, I’m still not great at the English writing part, so I asked this friend to fill out my paperwork, and she filled out male information because ‘Kyo’ is ambiguous in Japanese.” It was only a complete and total lie except for Kyo being unisex. I prayed it would work.
The trainer sighed. “Next time your friend wants to play a joke, make damned certain it's not on official documentation.”
I nodded. “Right.” I rubbed at my arm like a five year old. “Is everything in order?”
She nodded. “Get changed, exercises begin in ten minutes.”
I walked across the gymnasium to where the locker rooms were. After a brief second where I nearly walked into the boy's changing room, I found myself in the girl’s locker room, which was an experience. There were a dozen other girls there, all in various states of undress. None of them noticed me yet, which was comforting. I was just dead certain it would be obvious I used to be male.
I found a secluded part of the room and an unused locker. I’d changed in front of Kimmy, but these people were strangers, so I kept my distance. Luckily, it didn't take me too long to get changed. I’d already practiced in my room at the dorm, with the door locked and hopefully nobody putting holes in my walls to watch. No longer did I think women taking so long to get dressed was more than a sexist myth.
“Hi there,” a voice said. I pulled my shirt over my head and saw a little redhead girl with green eyes and a warm smile on her face. “I came around here to find a secluded spot. Guess you did, too?”
I nodded. “Yeah. Kinda shy around others.” I sat down and pulled my workout shorts on. “I’ll be done in a second.”
To my surprise, she was already taking off her clothes, despite my being shy. “It's okay, I’ll just turn around,” she said.
I sighed, then picked up my shoes and set them in the locker. The cement of the locker room was cold, but not uncomfortable. I walked out of the room back into the gymnasium and did my best to mentally prepare myself for doing exercises as a girl. Just what few I’d done since last night were odd, to say the least.
There weren't many male gymnasts there, only four compared to eight female. I wondered what the other girls in the locker room had been changing for, but then I realized they could just as easily be going for a jog after a class. I really needed to stop over thinking certain things.
I took my spot in the line up and waited for the trainer to get us started. Nobody else looked nervous, which made me think I was the odd one out. Was I destined to feel this way for the rest of my life? Would my parents just forget their lonely, sad dau -
Aaaaaaaand then I remembered that my parents didn't know they had a daughter. Great. Another thing to worry about for later.
“Alright, kids,” the trainer said as she walked up to all of us, “this will be the toughest course of your life, and none of you will make it to the Olympics.” That sounded like a challenge. “But I promise you, you will kick every other school’s ass when it comes to college gymnastics.”
Well, that sounded like a pep talk, somewhat. We each proceeded get started with flexibility exercises. Twists, stretches, it was like going to a Yoga class, but without all the zen stuff. I planned on spending the entire two hours of class doing just exercises, because I didn’t think I was ready for anything else. I watched others do the balance beam, or vaults, or mid-air spins with the trampoline.
The girl from the locker room finished up the uneven bars she was doing and landed on the floor beside me. “You just gonna do exercises?” she asked as she took a drink of water.
I shrugged. “I’m a little off-balance today,” I said. Not a total lie, which was becoming my mantra today. “I’ll probably get started with actual gymnastics tomorrow.” I wasn’t even the only one settling for exercising, either. There was a guy and a couple girls on the other side of the gym that were just exercising. Granted, if I didn’t know better, I’d say they were flirting as well, but I couldn’t tell. “Thanks for asking, though.”
She sat down beside me. “No problem.” She reached out for a handshake. “I’m Kristie.”
I shook her hand. “Kyo.”
“That’s a pretty name. Where are you from?”
“Japan. I moved her a few months ago and finished out high school here.”
“Your English is good. Like, really good.”
“I had a lot of American friends before I moved here, so I got used to it pretty quickly. Thanks.”
She started to mirror my exercises. “Sorry for being kinda pushy as far as talking to you. I just moved to town, and I don't know anybody except my cousin. And I got here so late this morning that I didn't have enough time to stop by his dorm and see if he had room for me to stay.”
I shook my head. “It's okay. I’m not as nervous around people outside the locker room. I’m actually kinda outgoing when not changing clothes.”
She sighed in relief. “Oh, thank God, I was worried you were getting annoyed with me.”
“Don’t worry.”
I heard a whistle blow and saw everyone getting up to return to their spots. I followed suit and stood on the spot I’d taken at the beginning of the period. The trainer walked up and nodded.
“Good first day. Wednesday, we start the real work. Just remember that today was the easy day.” She walked between all of us. “You’ll be pushed to your limits with this course, just know that. That's all for today, class dismissed.”
I sat down at a table in the food court and bit down into probably the best cheeseburger I’d ever tasted. I didn't actually think it was possible that a college cafeteria could have a better burger than Kimmy could make. (She really was an amazing cook.) I savored the taste of the juicy beef and the insanely fresh (like right out of the oven) bun. Then there was the Swiss cheese and the bacon and I figured I had a new place to eat whenever I was between classes.
I heard my text tone go off. I reached in my bag to grab it and respond just as the battery died. I thought I charged the damn thing, but I guess all the weird yesterday made me forget. I sighed. Well, whoever wanted to talk to me would have to wait until I got back to the dorm and plugged my phone in.
“D’ya mind if I sit here?” a voice asked. Why was I never paying attention to anything? I looked up from my tray and saw Allison Cross standing at the table. “I’m mostly trying to avoid being seen by my boyfriend and you picked an out-of-the-way table.”
I nodded. “Yeah, go ahead.”
She sat down and positioned her chair so that the wider food court had no sight of her. “Thanks. He was so great the other day, then I’m out with him last night and he’s a pain in the ass. The only fun part about it was tricking my sister into admitting she had a crush on a guy.”
Funny, when I met Allison at high school, she had a younger brother and no sisters. Then again, we’d only ever really talked during slow classes or at lunch, much like we were doing now.
Come to think of it, she probably didn't even realize who I was. “Um… This is gonna sound weird, but, you probably don't recognize me from high school.”
She had a mouthful of french fries. “No, but I don't remember a lot of people from high school.”
“My name’s Kyo, I was a mid-semester transfer student.”
She sort of stopped doing anything mid-bite of the sub she’d bought. “Kyo the Japanese kid who beat everybody at Call of Duty multiplayer at the end of school party?” she asked through a mouthful of food.
“I didn't beat everybody,” I said. “Harry kicked my ass in the second round.”
“Weren't you a boy?”
“Uh… Yeah.”
She gave me a thumbs up. “Welcome to the better side of the gender fence.” She crammed more fries into her mouth. “My brother made that journey when he got possessed by a succubus.”
“I guess that explains why I didn't remember you having any - ” Her words finally made it to the hamster turning my brain wheel “Wait, what?!”
She nodded. “That’s a whole… A whole story, though. What happened with you?”
“Poor ability to read a liability waiver and an experimental shot.”
“Wow. Did they pay you at least?”
I nodded. “Check should come in a couple days.”
“Cool.” She took a sio from the soda she was drinking. “Got a boyfriend?”
I felt myself blush. “Uh, no. I don't honestly know if I like guys.”
“Do you like girls?”
I shook my head. “I don't really feel attracted to either gender right now.”
“Make sense.”
I sighed. “Yeah. Sense.” I took a slow bite of my cheeseburger. “So, does guys becoming girls happen a lot to people you know?”
She gulped down another bite of sub. “Only a couple times. Once, I helped this guy become a girl. She's a lot happier now.”
“Helped?”
She nodded. “I’m a magical girl. It's not generally looked upon fondly to help people that way, but my order didn't say no.”
“A magical girl? Like straight out of anime, transformation sequences and everything?”
She nodded. “Yup.”
“Could you help me turn back into a boy?”
She shook her head. “If you were changed by Earthly means, then your magical aura is still that of a male, even if you look female.”
“I don't just look it, I’m genetically female now.”
She took a sip of soda. “Yeah, but your aura is still male because you were changed by science instead of magic. I could change your aura to female, but the only way I know how to do that is to rewrite your whole past.” She munched down on her sub again. “Why don’t you ask the people who changed you to change you back?”
“Didn't seem like an option, what with the waiver and all.” Come to think of it, I really hadn't even asked. I felt like an idiot now. “So, there's nothing science can do except give me equipment that doesn't work, and nothing magic can do except make it so that the people who remember me as a boy forget the boy and remember the girl.”
“Sounds like it,” she said through a mouthful of my cheeseburger. I didn't know or care when she grabbed it, the whole thing was just getting me depressed. I had the fries still, at least. “You gonna be okay?” she asked.
I sighed. “I can't say I outright hate being a girl, but I’m not fond of how I got myself in this situation.”
“Are you crazy unhappy with being a girl, or just indifferent? I know bras were kinda a big deal for Mikey, but she's also pretty big.”
I shrugged. “More indifferent, really. I’m still me, and my friends all treat me the same, even if Harry wants to see me in a bikini.”
“Ugh… He sounds creepy. Why don’t I remember him?”
“I remember one time he tried to hit on you at lunch and you decked him with a right hook.”
“Ooh! Him! I actually do remember him.” She scratched the back of her head. “Is he single?”
I sighed.
I dropped my bag off in my room and plugged my phone in. Still not enough battery to read that text I got earlier, but that wouldn't take long. After changing into my “lounge around the dorm” clothes of a pair of tight shorts that Kimmy forced me to try on and a red tee shirt, I opened my curtains and looked outside. This school was absurdly peaceful.
I walked out into the lounge, where Billy was playing Halo 5. He looked very into it. “Hey, Kyo,” was all he said. Oh well, nothing about my clothes was a good thing.
I sat down on the couch next to him. I’d played a Halo game exactly once when I pirated a copy of the first one years ago to see what a friend of mine was so excited about. I didn't see any real problems with it, but I wasn't that impressed by it, either. It looked terribly generic. I liked Marathon though, by the same developer. That was a decent game.
“You wanna play?” he asked, holding out the controller. “I don't mind.”
I shook my head. “Nah. I’m kinda tired from all my exercises today.”
He went back to playing. “You get a text from Harry earlier?”
“I got a text, but I didn't know who from. What did he say?”
He shrugged. “I dunno. I didn't read it, that's why I asked.”
I rolled my eyes. That just made sense. I got up and walked into the kitchen. I grabbed a bag of popcorn and let the microwave do its work. When I had a bag of buttery goodness done, I poured it in a bowl and walked back to the lounge. Every few seconds, Billy would reach into the bowl and take some, then he’d get back to shooting aliens.
Kimmy came home an hour after I did, changed into her own lounging clothes and plopped down beside me for some popcorn. I’d made at least three bags since the first one. I was hungry, Billy was hungry, Kimmy seemed to be hungry. At least we all ate popcorn, because I didn't want to make anything else.
Nigel sauntered downstairs from his room. He looked like he’d been sleeping. “Is that for anyone?” he asked. I held the bowl out for him to take some. He then sat down on the floor in front of the couch so he didn't have to reach around anybody.
An hour after Kimmy got home, Harry walked into the room. “Hey, why are you guys just sitting around, we’re like fifteen minutes away from dinner!”
There was a collective, “Wha?”
He sighed. “Dinner, my cousin, did none of you read my text?”
Me: “My battery died.”
Nigel: “I was asleep.”
Billy: “I ignored it.”
Kimmy: “I was in class.”
Harry groaned. “C’mon! This is important! My cousin's moving in with us because she couldn't get housing registered in time and we have like fourteen extra rooms.”
Nigel asked, “Why are there so many extra rooms? Was this just a superfluous building?”
Kimmy shook her head. “No, my dad bought the building and we get free reign of it so long as we pay rent.”
“So do I give my rent money to you then?”
“Guys!” Harry shouted. “Enough with the rent, just get your asses ready for a nice meal at Outback Steakhouse.” And then he shut the door behind him.
I set the popcorn bowl on the coffee table. “I guess I’ll get dressed.”
Kimmy got up after me. “Ooh, I want you to try something and this is the perfect opportunity.”
“You're not gonna make me wear a dress, are you?”
It wasn’t a dress, it was a skirt. It was a skirt and a tank top. I didn’t look ridiculous, but I felt weird. “Why am I doing this again?” I asked as I put on a pair of sandals. That was my choice, at least. Actually, so was the tank top. The skirt almost reached my knees. “It’s just a cousin of Harry’s, why do I need to wear a skirt?”
Kimmy gave me a sideways glance. “Because why not?”
“Because I was a boy a couple days ago and this feels weird?”
“I had you try on skirts at the store yesterday, how is this weird now?”
“I tried on one skirt yesterday, and it was under protest, remember?”
She nodded. “Yeah, but still. That skirt was shorter than this one, too.”
“Don’t remind me.” I fluffed my hair a little bit. “Have you ever met this cousin of Harry’s that’s apparently moving in with us?”
“I think I met her once. I don’t remember much about her, other than she’s more normal than Harry is, but so is everybody else.”
“You overestimate Billy and Nigel.”
She giggled. “Already separating yourself from the boys, huh?”
I blushed. “I… Sorta. I was never as goofy as those guys can get. And I still don’t feel like I belong to the female crowd.”
She giggled some more. “Keep your legs together while you wear a skirt, you belong more than some of the sluts in my creative writing class.” She shuddered. “So help me, I swear every guy had his eyes on a girl’s chest instead of his own paper.” And then she added, “And none of the girls they were staring at was me.”
I giggled this time. Probably the first time I’d actually giggled. “So, you’re jealous of girls who flaunt themselves to guys when you won’t?”
She groaned. “I know, it’s stupid and embarrassing and believe me, I’m glad you’re not a guy anymore, because then I’d have nobody to talk to about this.”
I raised an eyebrow. “Huh? You talked to me about plenty of stuff before. And to Harry.”
She nodded. “Yeah, but how many other girls do you see me hanging out with? Back in high school, there was a joke going around the locker room about which one of you two I had in my mouth and which one was doing me from behind.”
Oh… Wow… “Girls were really saying that about you?”
She sat down on my bed. “It’s not like I wasn’t expecting it, or anything. When you hang around a couple guys, there’s obviously gonna be locker room gossip about you. Hell, I’m guilty of spreading some myself.” She brought one leg up and hugged it to her chest. “It never really got to me, but it also kinda did.”
I sat down beside her. “So, me being stupid and not reading a liability waiver… Gave you the female friend you wanted?”
She shook her head. “Not wanted no. It gave me the female friend I needed. I grew up with brothers, my mom was the only other girl in the house, so I didn’t have much in the way of female companionship growing up. I talked to other girls, but they were never quick to befriend me for anything other than my dad’s money.” She laughed. “That’s the worst part of being a rich girl, even though my dad never wanted to flaunt our wealth, everybody knew anyway.”
I put my arm around her. “Sorry.”
“For what?”
“For everything you’ve had to deal with.”
“Please, you went from guy to girl thanks to a medical experiment, I have nothing on that.” She returned the embrace. “But it’s kinda nice having a girlfriend to talk to, y’know?”
Because my mind had to take me there, I asked, “You mean that in the friendship way, not the romantic way, right?”
“Duh! As close as we are, boys are always the better partner in bed. I’m not against lesbians or anything, but I could never do that. If somebody’s grabbing my boobs or my ass, I’d rather it be a guy.” She pulled away. “Wait, you don’t mean in the romantic way, do you?”
I shook my head. “No. I was talking to Allie Cross earlier, neither gender is all that appealing to me right now. I’ll deal with dating when the time comes.”
There was a bang on my door. “Stop being girls and get your asses out here!” Harry shouted. “We’re five minutes late!”
I sighed. “Yay, my first public showing in a skirt, this sounds so exciting,” I said with obvious sarcasm.
Nobody said anything as I walked around in a skirt. Good. I was certain my moments of being worried about people thinking I was a crossdresser weren’t behind me entirely, but I was at least getting used to going out in public in girl clothes. Granted, like sixty percent of the trip was in Harry’s car, but still.
I’d been to Outback Steakhouse exactly once, and it was exactly how I remembered it. Wood everywhere. Wooden seats, wooden tables, wooden this, wooden that. All of us followed Harry to where we were gonna sit, and my eyes nearly burst out of my skull in shock.
“Billy, Kimmy, Nigel, Kyo; this is my cousin Kristie. Kristie, the British guy is Nigel, the doof with the curly brown hair is Billy, the girl in the tan vest is Kimmy and the girl in the tank top is Kyo.”
Kristie - the girl I met in my gymnastics class, Kristie - stood up. “Hi. Kyo and I have met before, though. We had gymnastics together.”
By Hikaro
Dr. Haley Jackyl's no stranger to odd cases among her experiments, but this one takes the cake...
Go find Bandage131 on DeviantArt (that's me, by the way) and you'll find some captions about a scientist named Dr. Jackyl. This story is set with those characters.
Dr. Haley Jackyl was in a fantastic mood as she pressed her hand against the scanner. Her morning jog had been pleasant and intensely rewarding, her coffee was just right (three sugars, just a pinch of cream and a marshmallow) and for the first time since… Well, perhaps 2001, actually… Her 1997 Nissan Maxima purred to life without any hint of needing a jump.
Now it was time for science.
She walked into the laboratory and set her styrofoam coffee cup down on her desk. Though the undisputed head of the facility - in every way, as her name was on the side of the building - Haley preferred to keep her desk in the main office space with everyone else. No cubicles, no suggestion of any sort of hierarchy. If there was anything she hated, it was the stuffy… Laboratory-like feel of most laboratories. She preferred a more democratic style, where everyone got a say that wasn't refused because someone else happened to be higher up in status.
“Haley!” someone called. She’d just removed her suit jacket and exposed her bright orange tank top beneath. She looked in the direction of the voice and saw Greg, her assistant and boyfriend, walking toward her with a stack of papers in his hand. “I've got good news from the government liaisons, they've approved the chemicals we’re asking for in the next shipment.”
Good, she thought. They'd been waiting for that approval for weeks, ever since the warden at Pendleson had started turning his inmates over to them. Now all they needed was approval for a separate server to keep all the falsified records away from the official ones. So long as the two accounts sat on the same servers - though separated by numerous firewalls - any skilled hacker at the prison would be able to see what they were really doing with the inmates.
She took the papers from Greg and looked over the observation reports. Angelica and Steven were in the midst of their honeymoon, enjoying every moment. She was happy for them, and possibly even a little envious. Greg hadn't proposed to her yet, though she supposed a relationship only seventeen months in didn't need to move forward to marriage just yet. Still, he could move his ass a little faster.
“I like what I'm seeing, Greg,” Haley said as she handed him back the papers. “Anything else?”
He wrapped his arm around her waist. “Nothing work related.”
She sighed, then kissed him. “Y'know, you could have stayed last night. We could have carpooled.”
“Next time.”
She rolled her eyes. “Fine. Next time is tonight.” She kissed him again, the stepped away from him. “Now, what about Subject TG-Oh-Three-Oh-Nine?”
Greg hadn't let go of her, though he was now holding her from behind while she was bent over her desk. She did love his touch, there was no doubt about that. He answered, “Still the same. This reaction is so odd and unexpected… Do you think we should be worried?”
She turned back to face him. “Of course I'm worried! But all we can do is keep an eye on him… Her… I really don't know what to call him.”
Greg corrected, “Her.”
Haley tapped him on the nose. “Don't, or I swear I'll skip rodents and start the next serum on human trials, and you'll be the first one.”
He smirked. “You wouldn't do that.”
“You try me, you'll see.”
He backed away and held his arms up in a surrendering gesture, but that adorable smirk was still on his face. Haley could do little other than giggle, which always made him grin wider. He told her many times that he loved the way she was both a genius scientist with almost thirty years of research experience and a giggly teenager at the same time. Of course, that was the result of her being one of her own experiments, the first test subject for serum TG-02. Had she never taken that serum, the two of them wouldn’t be together, mainly because Haley would still be a man in his mid-fifties and Greg would still be that man’s young assistant.
But she never regretted taking that serum. Her life had improved in so many ways, and not just because she’d gained back over thirty years of her life. Henry Jackyl wasn’t a very pleasant man, and more and more Haley found herself regretting decisions she’d made as him. Of course, the serum had settled her mind in its current state, and she no longer really saw herself as the same person Henry had been.
She sat down at her desk and looked up the files on Subject TG-03-09 on her laptop. Greg stood behind her, gently stroking her raven colored hair, which she’d tied into a long ponytail. She only slightly ignored his actions and kept her attention directed at the files.
“I need to talk to her,” she said.
“Him,” Greg said.
She glanced over her shoulder at him with a look of mild annoyance. “Keep that up and date night gets moved back a week.”
He chuckled. “I figured you’d want to talk, so I had the subject moved into examination room six.”
She kissed him on the cheek. “Good. Now, be a good assistant and go wait in the observation room.”
He mock saluted. “Yes, ma’am.” He then turned on his heel and made his way to the examination wing.
Haley opened a text file, then slipped on her headset. “Subject TG-Zero-Three-Zero-Nine, supplemental report, Dr. Haley Jackyl.” The words appeared on the screen, just as she hoped. She shut her laptop and pulled her headset off. She looked over at Melissa, one of the more recent additions to her staff. “Mel, meet Greg in the observation room, I’m going to talk to Zero-Three-Zero-Nine.”
The girl nodded. “Yes, Dr. Jackyl.”
Haley sighed. She’d told Melissa more than once that it was just fine to call her “Haley”, but the young girl was still a bit too formal. Melissa was eighteen years old, an intern from the local university well on her way to her Masters in Biochemistry. She was a mousy-looking girl, with messy hair and a freckled face, but she worked hard and had an IQ well above average. Haley picked her because she saw a bit of her new self in the girl, much as Henry had done with Greg once upon a time.
(The irony was not lost on Haley that she had fallen in love with a man who reminded her former self of himself.)
Haley walked over to the wall opposite the entrance and grabbed her lab coat, then retrieved her headset and her laptop. The examination wing contained seven rooms and a corresponding number of observation rooms. There really wasn’t any reason for so many rooms, as they rarely had more than two subjects at one time, but when the TG serum experiments had hit high enough that the government had given them special funding, along with it came the newer, larger building.
She opened the door to exam room 6 and saw Subject TG-03-09 sitting on the bed in the center of the room. The examination rooms were all set up exactly like in a doctor’s office, which was what they were, in a very general way. Haley sat down on the stool next to the counter and took stock of Subject TG-03-09.
The person in front of her appeared female, and for that particular moment she was. A very attractive female, in any sense, though Haley wasn’t “into” women. The serum had done its job, and Seth Halprin, a sixty-seven year old man, had been transformed into a very beautiful twenty-one year old woman. Her figure was far more leaning toward the voluptuous side than most of the other subjects, Haley herself included. Seth’s head had been completely bald, and now held such pretty hair that Haley found herself jealous of the reddish-blonde tresses. Not that she’d ever dye her hair, but still, sometimes she was jealous.
“Hello, Seth,” she said after setting everything up. Her headset hung around her neck, as she wasn’t ready to type anything yet.
The girl shyly answered, “Hello, doctor.”
Haley leaned forward. “It’s okay to call me ‘Haley’, sweetheart.”
“I…” She could see the girl’s tears welling up.
“It’s alright.”
“It’s not easy... “
“I know. Not to your extent, but I understand better than most.”
Seth was looking at her hands. “Will I ever… Will I ever be me?” she asked.
Haley didn’t know how to answer that. The reaction Seth had to the serum was so odd, so different, that she honestly couldn’t answer the question without the answer being little other than a weak assumption. During her (well, Henry’s) residency days, she had a habit of brutal honesty that made her a quite unpopular physician, something that she’d grown out of after taking the serum. Telling Seth, in the state of mind the girl was clearly in now, that the only answer she had was that the girl wouldn’t combust would be too devastating.
But, at the same time, she had no answers to give. The only thing she was certain of was that the girl was in no real danger of dying. Even that was only a 99% chance, however, as the girl’s biological markers were constantly proving difficult to map out, meaning that at any point in time, Seth could merely evaporate into a pile of fluids, or her brain could melt and render her a vegetable. Nothing was certain here, and that terrified Haley as much as it likely terrified Seth.
“Please…” Seth said, her voice tiny and weak, “I need to know.”
Haley reached out and took Seth’s hand in hers. “I’m sorry, but I don’t know. The only conclusive thing I can tell you is that danger of the serum causing death are astronomically low, but even then… I can’t say for certain that you’ll live.”
The girl began to cry, now, and Haley felt nothing but shame at having been unable to reassure her. I wish I had something, she thought. The tests had told them almost nothing, to the point that it seemed like they were examining a different person each time they looked at the same samples.
She sighed. “Please, Seth, understand that we have determined your chances of a fatal reaction are low enough that we can only treat them as abstract.”
“I know,” Seth said through her tears, “but… All I wanted…”
Haley reached out and cupped the girl’s face in her hands. “You’ll have it. I mean that. I’ll make certain of it.”
As she held the girl’s face, Haley began to feel the beginnings of facial hair growing on the smooth face before her. The changes were beginning again, right on time. Soon, that gorgeous feminine figure that Seth had would be replaced by that of a man in his prime. There would be no physical traces of the girl Seth had become, just as her current body held no traces of the man she’d once been. The men she’d once been. This would be the twelfth change, counting the first.
Before her eyes, she saw Seth convulse wildly, though painlessly. If the record held, this transformation would take no more than three minutes, and Haley started the stopwatch app on her phone. She felt a bit of shame doing this, as it felt almost as though she were simply taking advantage of Seth’s changes. Hopefully, this situation would be rectified soon.
The changes began, as they always did, with the feet and legs. Seth’s skin rippled, like a rock skipping across a lake. The dainty feet the girl once had were now larger, slightly longer. As the ripples crawled up her legs, a light amount of hair grew, and the legs themselves bulked quite a bit. The rippling reached the girl’s pelvis, and what should have been a significantly painful process as the bones reshaped themselves was nothing but a mere second.
The strongest change, at least on the lower half, was Seth’s most delicate spot sealing itself up with flesh. At first, it appeared as though Seth were simply a sexless woman with a masculine lower half, but that didn’t last long at all as a small nub of flesh began to extend outward, lengthening to a phallus that nearly every woman would consider impressive (yes, including Haley herself).
The rippling continued upward, creating what men referred to as a “treasure trail” or “happy trail” of hair on a pair of washboard abs that any man would be envious of. The changes then moved to Seth’s full breasts, shrinking them down to pectoral muscles that most men only dreamed of having. The only true features that still looked in any way feminine were Seth’s smoother facial features, though the five o’clock shadow that now dominated those angular lines diminished that look.
At least, it had. But now, Seth was completely male yet again, all the way down to the most miniscule of cells in his body. It was as if the young woman he'd been had never existed.
As was usual with the changes, Seth experienced what was obviously a very intense orgasm. Haley knew that the next stage of the change would be a strong urge for true sexual release through actual intercourse. It was something most of the subjects required, particularly if they were of age.
And the only woman for Seth to have sex with immediately was Haley herself.
She’d never been put in this situation. The TG serums were designed for male-to-female subjects, with female-to-male serums being designed but proving difficult. And if a now-female subject needed release, Greg usually filled in that role (it was how their relationship began). He wouldn’t be of any use here, however. She hoped that he’d gone to get Melissa coffee or something like that and wouldn’t be in the room.
This is just for a biological need, not… Oh, Jesus, he should understand. I let him have sex with every man I changed into a woman, after all. She mentally shamed herself for her concerns. Greg was understanding enough to know she wasn’t doing this just because there was a well-built guy in the room.
The lust in Seth's eyes as he looked at her told Haley that his conscious brain had shut down, completely overtaken by a need for release. She steeled herself, readied herself for what she knew would likely be something raw and animal in nature.
She pulled off her lab coat and set it on the counter, almost draped over her laptop. Next, she let her mini skirt fall to the floor, and pulled her tank top up over her head. She stood there in nothing but a set of lacy black lingerie that she cursed herself now for choosing. She'd bought the articles for Greg, and now he was only seeing them through a one way mirror.
Seth grabbed her, roughly. He pinned her against the wall and seemed, for a moment, to sniff her. He then pressed his lips to hers and forced his way into her mouth. He was obviously on autopilot as he unhooked her bra and threw it at the mirror. Haley wondered if Greg jumped when the undergarment hit the window. It would have brought a smirk to her lips if not for the fact that Seth was violently attacking her mouth with his tongue.
She then realized that while she was having a mental laugh over her bra hitting the mirror, Seth had pulled her panties down and slid them down her legs. She never even noticed! In less than a second, as he groped her naked breasts, his organ slid inside her vagina. One of his hands moved down to her hip, and he continued to hold her in place as he began his necessary motions.
And he definitely seemed to enjoy motion. He thrusted and bucked, pinched and squeezed. She’d never had sex standing up before, even her initial sexual encounter with Greg had been on the exam table, so this was an experience that was one hundred percent new to her. She wondered if Greg would be open to trying it later. It wasn’t uncomfortable at all, which surprised her.
She felt a moan escape her lips, but it didn’t go anywhere, as Seth’s mouth was still covering hers. He was quite forceful, something she’d never dealt with when she slept with Greg. It wasn’t something she wanted every time she had sex, but it was quite the unique way to be pleasured.
Haley braced herself as Seth came, expending quite a bit of sperm, something that surprised her. This wasn’t his first time going from female to male, though it was Haley’s first time being his sexual partner. The last time, it had been her friend, Ellie, who had allowed herself to him. She wondered if his output had been so strong every time.
As he finished blowing his load, he fell to his knees, his physical energy drained in such a way that he fell asleep. Not Haley’s first time experiencing that. Greg usually fell asleep after sex, as well, though he quite frequently lasted long enough that she felt release. Seth was just wasted.
She looked at the mirror. “So, does someone want to send in a clean up crew?”
Greg’s voice came over the speaker just above the mirror. “They’re outside waiting.”
She put her hands on her hips. “Waiting for what?”
Melissa’s voice answered, “For you to get dressed, ma’am.”
Haley rolled her eyes. “It’s not the first time they’ve seen me naked, Mel.”
“Still, ma’am, it’s--”
Greg cut her off. “We’ll send them in, Haley.”
Haley typed her report up. Twelve days after the initial administration and they still knew nothing about why Seth wasn’t capable of maintaining a form. It was such a strange reaction, as if his DNA and the serum were just compatible enough, but still not to the extent that Seth could remain female. The worst thing being that none of their tests came up with anything close to a viable solution.
Greg set a cup of coffee down in front of her. “You look like you need that,” he said, with a smile on his face.
She picked up the cup and took a large gulp. “You’re right about that.” She leaned back in her chair and sighed. “How’s he doing?”
“Finally awake. Just barely comfortable and not at all happy that he took advantage of you.”
Haley sighed. “Hardly his choice. Serum Zero-Three is much more potent when it comes to the sex drive than Zero-Two was, and you saw how uncontrollable I was.”
He smiled. “I remember it fondly.”
She rolled her eyes. Of course he did. Then again, without that, they wouldn't be together, so she really couldn't complain about it.
“So,” he started, “what's our next plan of attack? Can't keep trying the same things and expecting it to be different, after all.”
She took another gulp of coffee. “You, and everybody else, go home and get some sleep,” she answered, looking at her watch. It was already past eight o'clock, and they usually locked up at seven thirty. The government liaisons generally didn't like them to keep too many lights on after then. “I'll stay overnight, maybe sleep in the break room.”
He gently brushed her cheek. “I could always stay with you. Maybe… Conduct a little exploratory research?”
She smiled. He was good at science-based innuendos. “Baby, you know I'd want nothing more, but actual work needs to be done, too.”
He kissed her lips. “Shame,” he said when he broke it off, “but I understand.” He patted her on the shoulder. “Don’t stay too late. Remember what happened last time.”
Her gaze shifted to his magnificent hind section as he walked out the door with most of the rest of the staff. I don’t even remember last time, she thought.
Immediately, she remembered exactly what happened as she accidentally knocked her coffee off her desk and onto her lap. The scalding hot liquid didn't penetrate her clothes, but that didn't stop it from burning like a bitch.
She sighed. Maybe I left something else to wear in my locker…
Seth couldn’t sleep.
He’d tried. God, had he tried. For whatever reason, he felt more awake after putting his head to his pillow than he had when he’d been sitting up. He’d never suffered from insomnia, though he supposed it wasn’t impossible that he was now. He hoped it wouldn’t become a regular occurance if it was insomnia.
Instead of sleep, he was in a seated position, his back against the wall, one leg propped up on the bed, the other hanging over the side, throwing a bouncy ball at the wall and catching it when it returned. The sound of the ball hitting the wall was rhythmic, soothing.
There was little else he wanted to do. He had access to a computer and at TV, but there was nothing he wanted to do on the web and nothing to watch at this time of night. Maybe Colbert or one of those others, but not much. Seth was never one for late night talk shows, anyway. Even when he was younger, and people like Johnny Carson and David Letterman were on, he'd never had a taste for those kinds of shows.
He chuckled. Younger. To the world at large, Seth was a twenty-something, and according to Dr. Jackyl, his biology accepted that, as well. How her wonder drug managed that was beyond him, but he thought it quite interesting. It was a new lease on life that he hadn't thought possible until it was used on him.
He caught the ball as it bounced off the wall again. He held it in his hand for a long moment, his mind drawn to what he'd do once his condition was stabilized. A new life, one he'd jumped at the chance to experience. He had so many things in his previous life that he'd never been able to do. Skiing the alps, or hiking in the Redwood Forest, or… Anything, really. The sky was once again the limit.
At least, it would be.
Seth threw the ball again, caught it, and then there was a knock on the door. "Come in," he said, surprised anyone other than the security staff was still in the building. He'd expected to be alone during his insomnia period.
The door opened to reveal Dr. Jackyl, hugging a laptop to her chest. She was wearing an oversized hoodie with a Pittsburgh Steelers logo on the right side of the chest. "Sorry to bother you, but I just need to have someone to bounce ideas off of, and you were the only one awake."
He shook his head. "No problem. Um, why are you still here?" He scratched as his chin. "And why are you wearing such a large hoodie?"
She giggled nervously. "I'm sort of a klutz, sometimes. I spilled coffee on my tank top and the only thing I had to wear was my boyfriend's old Steelers hoodie. He doesn't even wear it anymore, he dumped them for the Broncos."
Seth raised an eyebrow. "I didn't know you had a boyfriend."
She plopped onto his cot and opened her laptop. "Yep. Greg, my assistant. You, um… Well, he sort of takes care of any needs whenever men become women.”
“Oh, I remember him now.” He could tell his face was red, even though he couldn’t see his reflection. “You’re… Okay… With him doing that?”
It was her turn to go red. “It was sort of how our relationship started.”
That was something. In the last two weeks, Seth thought he’d gotten to know Dr. Jackyl pretty well, but never had he suspected she, too, was one of her own experiments. “You were a man once?”
She nodded. “I was.” She brushed her hair back behind her ear. “It was the classic story, I was out of funding to hire someone to be my test subject, even though pretty much every kink had been ironed out and the threat of any outrageously negative side effects had been all but eliminated. Our government liaisons told me that if we didn’t have one successful trial on a human, we wouldn’t get to continue the project, so I took the leap and tested it on myself.”
“How old were you?”
“Fifty-five. My prime was long behind me, at that point. Even the healthiest members of my family didn’t live past their sixties, and I hadn’t exactly been one of them. I can’t stand the smell now, but I was such a chain smoker before that to find me without a cigarette would be like finding a episode of Days of Our Lives without a dramatic reveal somewhere in the middle." She tapped a few keys on her laptop keyboard. "So I saw the serum as a second chance as much as I was creating it for others to have their own second chances."
Seth started tossing the ball again. He found himself almost… Entranced by how much she was obviously excited about having someone to tell her story to. Not to mention, she looked kinda cute when she talked about this sort of thing. "So, why the gender switch?" He caught the ball. "I'm not complaining, or anything, it was what I was most interested in when you made me the offer, I'm just curious."
She smiled. "That was a personal thing for me, too. I didn't really discover my own transgender feelings until I was about forty-one, and while transitioning the normal way wasn’t off the table, I didn’t think I’d be satisfied with the results.” She suddenly turned red. “Not that there’s anything wrong with people who do want to transition the normal way at that age, or anything, I just… I wanted to feel whole, something I’m certain a lot of other transwomen or transmen want.”
Seth couldn’t argue with that. It was one of his main factors in taking Dr. Jackyl up on her offer. “So, you specifically created the serum to give people more life and change them into the opposite gender?”
She sort of made a face that suggested she was going to answer yes, but. “I really only created this serum to turn men into women. I’ve always intended to create a second serum that could turn women into men, because it would just be wrong to only focus on transwomen, but every test we ran on mice turned up problem after problem. There seems to be some sort of problem translating the transformative properties to work in the opposite direction, like there’s some sort of biological block that stops the female body from becoming the male body that doesn’t exist the other way around.” She moved her laptop off of her lap. “It’s something I’ve been trying to use your unique case to try and fix. Your body doesn’t seem to be on some sort of biological one way road, so to speak, but a biological roundabout. It’s why you keep changing back and forth without suffering any ill effects, but without any real way to stop the changes and lock you in the form you want.”
He stopped the ball after about the seventeenth throw. To hear his own body described as a “biological roundabout” almost unsettled him. How he’d gone from just a man who wanted to be a woman to the biochemical equivalent of a roadway designed for nothing but traffic jams was simply unnerving. He hoped in the future that there would be another way of putting that. “You said you needed someone to bounce ideas off of?”
She smiled again.
Haley awoke to find she had fallen asleep. At her desk. Having used her keyboard for a pillow. Her face had managed to press every key from F to K and everything above and below them. The Word document on her screen was a giant splotch of letters and numbers that meant absolutely nothing.
She rubbed sleep out of her eyes and deleted the mass on the document, revealing that all she'd managed to type before falling asleep was "Subje". Great. Maybe next time, I'll just try to go to sleep in the break room. My desk is a horrible bed. She rested back in her chair and sighed. She hoped next time wasn’t anytime soon.
After spending a good three hours talking to Seth, going over different ideas (mostly her throwing out suggestions and him asking if that was even possible before she went on and gave an extremely long explanation of what she was talking about), discussing their lives before the serum and then their interests and that sort of thing. Pleasant conversations, in all. She discovered that while Seth’s mind had changed, he hadn’t gained too many newer interests, like she had. She had no idea if that was an effect of the serum or an effect of his odd reaction to the serum, but it was an interesting development. Maybe it was just because he was still a man at that point, and perhaps his next female change would be different. She really had no idea what would happen, which both terrified and excited her.
An arm reached around both her and the chair and then she felt Greg’s warm lips on her cheek. “Late night?” he asked.
She kissed him back, happy to see him in so early. “Late night, early morning, either one.”
“What did you find out.”
She sighed. “Nothing we didn’t already know, at least in the chemical sense. Seth’s mental changes are almost minimal, so far as his male interests go.” She ran her hand along his. “So many hours last night and I just couldn’t get a fix on anything.” She looked up at him. “How was your night?”
He smiled and pulled an SD card out of the front pocket on his shirt. “Actually, I think I may know what the problem is."
She blinked twice. "You… You're serious?"
He nodded. "But, we'll need to move quickly to synthesize TG-Oh-Four."
Haley couldn’t believe she hadn’t seen it. Greg had, and she was so very thankful for it. There were seventeen different chemicals that made up Serum TG-03, another four that were added to 03-09, and one further chemical that was the common element to all the different types of TG serums. That chemical, tetragendiacine, had been developed by a private lab that Haley’s had absorbed after some scandal involving a college student being forcibly changed into the opposite gender without prior knowledge (the lab had tried to claim it was in a liability waiver, but Haley had looked over the waiver and found nothing).
And it was the tetragendiacine that had cause such a strange and unique reaction in Seth's system, likely thanks to the ingredients that made up the chemical.
How did I miss that? she asked herself. I feel like such a pre-med student. She walked around the chemical storage center and looked at hundreds of different chemicals in the same group as tetragendiacine, trying to find just the one that had the right amount of similar components to serve as a replacement. Just one difference would be everything needed to stabilize Seth's condition. She couldn't wait to tell him the good news, to tell him he'd finally become the woman he wanted to be.
"There you are!" she exclaimed to absolutely no one (the room was empty). Hypoestrophaline, a potent chemical, likely to decrease the speed of the change but increase the reactionary response to the change. Greg will probably be quite tired after Seth is through with him today, she thought with a wry smirk.
She hurried into the lab, threw on a lab coat and proceeded to run the tests necessary to see if the other chemicals that made up the TG serum would accept hypoestrophaline and whether it would perform its duty in a simulated environment. Seth would be the first test, even bypassing the rat stage, but Haley was certain the results would be more than worth it. TG serums were so versatile that it wouldn't take much to make certain the new chemical would work.
The simulations took no time at all, predicting a 98.2% success rate with a change time of seventeen minutes and fifty-two seconds. Longer than Haley's own change, surprisingly, but not unexpected. She would only hope that Seth would understand. Likely he just wanted the process to be finished and his body set.
And it would be.
Seth caught the ball as it bounced off the wall. He was still wide awake, never having gotten back to sleep after Dr. Jackyl left. He wondered if she'd found anything. He was certain he'd never been helpful the entire time, what with needing every damn six words explained. When he was finally a woman and home free, he was going to med school. Helping Dr. Jackyl so that this never happened to anyone else was going to be his priority.
There was a knock on the door, and then it was suddenly open, the doctor's smiling face replacing it. "Good news, Seth, we've figured it out."
He felt as though everything had just been sucked out of his body, but not in a worried, almost defeated way, qs had happened the day before and every day for almost two weeks,but in such a way that he felt freed. "Figured it out?" he repeated, almost incapable of believing he'd heard those words at all.
Dr. Jackyl walked into the room, a small laptop in her hands, wearing a lab coat open enough to reveal she wasn't wearing a top or a bra underneath. "You've been having a reaction to the base chemical that made up the serum. Greg discovered it last night after he got home, ran some tests and narrowed down exactly the type of chemical we needed to swap the original out with. Have I mentioned he's the best boyfriend ever?"
"You mean, you can really change me? Permanently?"
"We can, and we already have the lab set up, so if you'd please come along, we'll make you the woman you've always wanted to be."
Seth couldn't help himself. He threw his arms around her and hugged her as tightly as possible. "Thank you," he said through tears. "Thank you so much."
He felt her pat his back, obviously in surprise because of the hug. "Always a pleasure to give one of my patients what she needs."
Six weeks later…
Haley sat down at her home computer and connected it to the work system. Her cat, Mr. Rattles, jumped up on her lap for a scratch behind the ear. The long-haired beast loved to be on her lap as often as he could, making her jokingly wonder if he was secretly an admirer of hers that Greg had somehow managed to turn from human to cat just to keep her to himself.
A silly idea, of course, but one worth thinking about.
"Subject TG-Zero-Four-Zero-One, formerly Seth Halprin. As documented in several other records, Seth had the most unique reaction to the serum I've ever seen, changing from male to female, and then reversing each subsequent day. For almost two weeks, we had nothing, certainly spiralling Seth into a depression I can't even imagine.
"Fortunately, my assistant, Greg, discovered the problem. Seth's body naturally put out a resistant chemical that we’d never seen in any other subject. We’ve extracted as much of this chemical as we could before Serum TG-Zero-Four did its work, which was necessary because Seth’s body no longer produces this chemical. What we’ve been able to glean from it so far, we think it could be the key to successful female-to-male transformations, but it’s too early to tell.
“As for Subject TG-Zero-Four-Zero-One, formerly known as Seth Halprin, the serum using hypoestrophaline was a complete success. Transformation time was approximately seventeen minutes and fifty-one seconds, exactly one second shorter than the simulations expected. The subject experienced no pain, and the change caused a physical reaction that could only be described as… Well… Okay, she masturbated for about a full half an hour.
"Luckily for Greg, as well as my own mental health, the subject - now known as Sonya - didn’t require outside stimulation. This is lucky mainly because the subject went through a further age regression. From sixty-seven years down to twenty-five, originally, the subject has since become seventeen. We’ve already concluded this is the work of the hypoestrophaline, and Melissa has discovered a way to blend it with facial cream to literally take years off of one's life without the risk of gender transformation. Testing has begun and it’s well on its way to becoming an over-the-counter product within the year.
“As I said, Sonya is now seventeen years old, and the transformation has, naturally, come with the side effect of slight mental changes. She still retains all the knowledge she had as Seth, which has come in handy during her studies at the local high school. She’s fast tracking her way to an early graduation with a referral from myself for the same university Melissa goes to. It shouldn’t take her too long to get up to speed and eventually join the research team, helping others like her and myself who transition with the help of our TG serums.
“Enclosed are follow-up reports about Sonya’s new home life, one she quite clearly enjoys, having made numerous new friends. Subject TG-Zero-Four-Zero-Two has already been selected from among a group of about twenty, and the serum administration should be within the next three to five days. Expect a full report on Sonya by the end of the month, and the report on TG-Zero-Four-Zero-Two in no more than nine weeks. End report, Subject TG-Zero-Four-Zero-One, by Dr. Haley Jackyl.”
Haley shut off the webcam (then placed tape over it for good measure), set Mr. Rattles down on the floor then got up to head upstairs. She knocked on the door across from her bedroom and less than a second later, it opened to reveal the smiling face of Sonya, all made up and ready to go. “Sorry that took so long,” Haley said to her new younger sister.
“No problem, let’s just get out of here, Aaron just texted me that he’s already at the restaurant.”
Haley grabbed her dark brown leather jacket and slipped it on over her purple and white minidress. “I’ll text Greg and tell him we’re ready. He’s eager to meet the boy who swept you off your feet.”
Sonya rolled her eyes. “He didn’t sweep me off my feet, I just like him. Gawd, it’s not rocket science.”
Haley smirked. “Nope, it’s chemistry.”
You've seen those stories where the main character picks up a rock and suddenly has the power to make wishes or change reality, right? Yeah, this is one of those.
It does get a little fucked up, though, much to my own surprise.
This is, as is basically standard right now, another immigrant from TG Storytime. That'll change eventually, and at some point I'll have a story that migrates from her to there, so bear with me guys. I'm actually runnin' out of stories I want to trade from there to here.
Aaron had no problems helping his mother with her rock garden, but he wasn't exactly in love with the idea. The garden ran the length of the back of the house, save for a space for the back door, and was about three feet wide. There were thousands of rocks in the garden, some large, some small, some basically the size of pebbles. The rocks had been cultivated from vacation spots, field trips, stops on the side of the road, trips to the bank - there was no place Aaron's family didn't go to without picking up a rock along the way.
Aaron knelt over the edge of the rock garden and pulled some weeds from along the brick border. This is all his mother asked him to do (besides actually finding rocks to put in the garden), but it was still a tedious and boring job. He didn't hate it, but he didn't like it, either.
As he pulled out a particularly large weed, he found a small black rock, which looked somewhat like obsidian. He held it up and wondered where it came from. He'd been present when every rock had entered that garden, but he'd never seen that rock at all. Maybe a neighbor had tossed it out of their yard and it randomly landed in the rock garden.
He put the thought out of his mind and slid the rock into his pocket. After that, he grabbed his book bag and set out for school, like any other weekday morning.
***
Aaron was not a bad student, he was simply a lazy student. He didn't like doing school work, and as such, he was failing or just barely passing most of his classes. As he sat in calculus, he yawned almost every six minutes, then he considered taking a nap, but he decided against it.
He yawned yet again, then looked at the clock. The class still had twenty-seven minutes left. He wished the class was over, though. He scribbled a little in his notebook and then, suddenly, the bell rang. He looked up at the clock again and saw that twenty-seven minutes had some how passed in the two seconds it took him to make the doodle in his notebook. He looked around the classroom and saw that no one else seemed to be as surprised as he was.
He picked up his stuff and walked out into the hallway and made his way to his locker, completely uncertain of what happened. He shoved his calculus books in his locker and then took a moment to think about what just happened. There was no way almost a half an hour could have passed in seconds, not during calculus. Something weird was going on...
"Hey, Aaron!" Emily almost screamed in his ear. "What's up with you?"
He sighed. "Nothing, just trying to figure out what just happened in calculus."
"What are you talking about? I was there, nothing special happened."
He shut his locker and leaned against it. "I was sitting there, bored out of my skull, and looked up at the clock and saw that we were still gonna be in there for-fucking-ever. Then, suddenly, class was over."
She shrugged. "Maybe you fell asleep."
"Naw, I was awake. I was scribbling in my notebook."
She smirked. "Oh, you mean instead of doing work?"
He smirked. "Shut up. That class is as boring as boring can be."
"Yeah, well, whatever." She spun around to walk away from him, her skirt billowing out around her, almost nabbing him a glimpse at her panties. "Hey, I'll see ya in gym later."
"Yup, see ya."
As she walked away, Aaron started wondering what her ass would look like in short shorts, and right before his eyes, the skirt she had been wearing changed into a pair of denim short shorts with a flower stitched across her left butt cheek.
What the hell?
***
Aaron arrived at the gym and started dribbling a basketball when Emily walked up to him and patted him on the butt. "What was that for?"
"What, I can't pat my boyfriend on the ass?"
He chuckled. "Well, I guess." He saw that she was still wearing the short shorts that her skirt had changed into. "Hey, weren't you wearing a skirt earlier?"
She gave him an incredulous look. "No. I've been wearing these shorts since I put them on this morning."
He shook his head. "Maybe I just need some more sleep."
She giggled. "Could be."
For the five minutes before class, they just spent some time playing basketball against each other. He enjoyed watching her boobs bouncing underneath her shirt, and started to wish that he could see more of them, and then, suddenly, something hit him in the back of the head, knocking him directly toward her, his head landing between her breasts. He heard quite a bit of oohs, ahhs, laughter, and outright disgust. He quickly stood up and then helped her up, quite surprised to see her smiling.
"Aw, I was just starting to enjoy it," she said with a smirk.
"What the hell just happened?"
"What do you mean? A basketball hit you in the back of the head, you fell forward, knocked me down with you, you landed on my boobs, it's not rocket science."
He looked around at all the people who were suddenly in the gym, despite it being empty mere seconds before. Where did they all come from?
***
Aaron sat on the steps outside the school's front door and watched all the other kids walking to their homes or their buses. His head was spinning, thinking about all the weird things he'd experienced. He'd even knocked his girlfriend down and landed in her boobs, any guy would kill to have that chance, but he just couldn't get over how weird the situation had been.
What's the common denominator? he asked himself. His hand brushed past his pocket and he felt the rock he'd picked up that morning. He slipped it out of his pocket and held it in his hands for a few moments. Nah! No way. That's just stupid. There was no chance the rock was causing all the weird stuff.
He stuffed the rock back in his pocket, then started home himself. As he passed by the football field, a football hit him in the side of the head. He looked to his left and saw Grant Billings, the head jock, laughing at him. "Nice catch, Ball-less!" he shouted, making fun of Aaron's last name of Wallace.
Ignoring the stupid jock, Aaron kept on his way, whispering to himself, "Stupid idiot. Bet he fucks his dad at night."
If Aaron were to visit Billings' house later that night, he'd find big, tough Grant bent over his bed, wearing a pink nightie, ready to take it up the ass from his father.
***
Aaron held the newspaper in his hands and couldn't believe what he was reading. "High School Quarterback's Father Arrested for Incest". Grant Billings' father had been arrested for molesting his son, who had willingly let his father have his way with him. Aaron just could not believe what he had just read, and he'd read the headline and the article seven times since he got to school.
He stuffed the newspaper in his book bag as he made his way to his first class. He gave Emily a little pat on the ass as he passed her. She smirked at him and then turned back to her locker. He couldn't wait to see her later, in chemistry.
Almost like a dream, he watched as people started moving faster, speeding past him like he wasn't even there. He didn't move, he just watched as this incredible sight played itself out, and then, just as suddenly as it began, it ended, and people returned to normal speed. Emily was standing next to him, staring at him like he had grown a second head. "What?" he asked.
"Um, what's up with you? You're just standing there like you just saw your dad masturbating, or something."
"We... weren't... Are we about to go to chemistry?"
"Yeah, why? It's not like half the day hasn't passed yet."
He scratched his head. That was exactly what had happened. He'd just watched three classes go by in the blink of an eye, and yet no one else seemed to know what happened. It was just like yesterday, when he wanted calculus to be over so quickly. He unzipped his book bag and looked inside, finding only his chemistry stuff, as opposed to the creative writing stuff he'd last grabbed from his locker.
He was afraid the day was only going to get weirder.
He followed Emily into chemistry class, where the two of them sat down at their work table and waited for the teacher to arrive. All around them, the rest of the class was chattering like teenagers did, but Aaron just couldn't get over what had just happened. He now knew for certain that the rock had nothing to do with it, too. It was sitting on his dresser in his bedroom at home.
About ten minutes later, as they worked on whatever it was the teacher had assigned, Emily just randomly whispered, "If only we could make something that made my boobs bigger." Aaron looked at her with what he assumed was a surprised look. She wasn't an unattractive girl in any way. She always tried to emphasize her body by wearing tight or revealing clothes, yet she hadn't garnered a reputation as a slut at all.
He smiled. "Yeah, those C-cups just aren't big enough."
She stuck out her tongue. "Like you wouldn't enjoy looking at them, not to mention how jealous of you other guys would get."
He kissed her on the cheek. "I guess you're right. You'd look a lot hotter with bigger boobs."
She surprised him by asking, "Why would you even say that?"
"What? But it was your idea!"
"Like I'd suggest having bigger boobs than these?" she waved her hands toward her breasts. Her D-cup breasts.
"Have you always been a D-cup?"
"It runs in the family, so yeah, I have been for a while now." She smirked. "I'd have figured you'd know, seeing as you landed on them yesterday."
Aaron scratched his head. The situation was very familiar, almost like the day before, with the skirt/shorts. Something weird is happening.
***
Aaron splashed water on his face and took a long, hard look in the mirror. Somehow, he'd gained some sort of magical powers, or something. That would account for the odd time changes, Emily's skirt changing into shorts, her breasts growing, probably even what happened with Grant Billings, though that was probably a bit more of a stretch.
Hank Stanford walked out of the stall behind him. "Whoo! Stinks in here! Probably shouldn't have had that third burrito at lunch."
Aaron laughed. "Naw, you should have had nachos. You'd be blocked up, but at least you wouldn't be ruining bathrooms."
Hank laughed, too, then walked over to the sink and started washing his hands. Aaron took a good look at Hank, then decided that his newfound powers needed a bigger, more deliberate test. First, he thought, and changed Hank's solid black hair a bright red. Of course, Hank didn't notice, even when it was brought to his attention. As far as Hank was concerned, he'd had red hair his whole life, just like his parents (Aaron couldn't coroborate that part, he'd never met Hank's parents). After that, he thought that Hank would look better in girls clothes, so he thought about Hank wearing a bright green sundress and matching sandals. His clothes changed, and yet Hank still did not understand that anything was out of the ordinary. Odds were pretty good that nobody else would find anything odd about Hank's choice of clothing.
"See ya in class, Hank," Aaron said as the newly minted crossdresser walked out of the restroom. Just before he walked out, Aaron decided that Hank should have longer hair, and then Hank's hair grew until it reached his shoulders. In matching his new look, his hair took on a feminine style.
This is not something to take lightly, Aaron thought. School's over for the day. And with that, the final bell rang. He looked at his watch and saw that it was now 3:30, when the school day ended. Time to go have some fun.
***
Aaron sat across the booth from Hank and could barely believe he had let Hank talk him into it. It wasn't anything particularly odd, they were simply in a McDonald's booth, having a quick bite to eat, but it was the people all staring at them. Sure, just because it was accepted that Hank was a crossdresser didn't mean that it was something people liked to accept. Hank was sitting there, wearing a tube top and a pair of capri pants and he was just chatting away.
"It's not like I'm gay, I just prefer wearing girls' clothes. It's not weird, not at all." He munched down on his quarter pounder. Aaron noticed he was even wearing fake breasts, as well. You'd never be able to tell Hank was male unless you listened to his voice. "Nancy likes dating a crossdresser, she says it's the best of both worlds, that it's like her best girlfriend and her boyfriend all wrapped up in one person."
Aaron yawned. All he'd wanted to do was get a quick meal and head off to the mall to check out his powers, and Hank had dragged him into sitting together. Hank may not want to be a girl, but he sure acted like one now that Aaron had made him dress like one.
"I'm boring you, aren't I?" Hank asked. Aaron looked up from his food at the disturbingly attractive face of the school's star swimmer. "Sorry. I know, I know, you didn't come here to listen to me chatter on about everything. I'm just happy to have somebody to say it to, even if you're not listening a hundred percent."
Aaron shrugged. "Nah, I'm sorry. I've been a little tired today." He faked the tiredness as a way to hide the fact that he was thinking of new things to do. He looked around at other patrons of the resturaunt and decided to have a little fun with a particularly large woman sitting alone. First of all, he slimmed the woman down, made her a bit more attractive, then he changed her background, making her quite the attractive little French woman. Last, he gave her heavy make up and made her clothes far more whorish.
Almost as if she hadn't been in the buiilding before hand, every male eye turned toward the French whore sitting at a table casually eating a meal, even Hank's turned to stare at her. "Quite the babe over there, huh?" Hank asked.
"Yup."
"Too bad she picks such gaudy clothes."
Aaron could only chuckle.
***
Aaron needed a big test, now. Something more than just turning guys into crossdressers and making ugly chicks hotter (or, in the case of Emily, making hot chicks hotter). He needed to do something really big.
Derek Buxton was the captain of the school's basketball team. He was currently hanging around the mall with his buddies on the basketball team, mainly hanging around the sports apparel stores. They were laughing, pulling pranks, generally having a good time with themselves.
Aaron decided it was time for one of Buxton's teammates to have a nice looking girl hanging around them.
He concentrated first on Derek's clothing. His blue jeans shrunk into an incredibly mini skirt, which did nothing to hide the thong that he was wearing underneath. His shoes morphed from tennis shoes with socks under them into a pair of six inch spike heels with fishnet stockings crawling up his legs until they reached his thighs. His letter jacket and tee-shirt changed into a very tight crop top with an obviously black bra underneath, all covered by a denim half jacket with the sleeves cut off. Neither of Derek's two friends noticed the difference at all, not even when one of them asked for gum from out of Derek's pink purse.
Next, he focused on Derek's body. Nothing world changing, at first, simply slimming him down to feminine proportions. His waist shrank and his hips ballooned out, along with his ass. His legs went from muscular and hairy to sexy and smooth. Muscle left his upper body entirely, severely shrinking his body. His face slimmed into one any teen beauty queen would envy, while his shaggy brown hair straightened and lengthened considerably, reaching his mid back. Derek had once stood tall at six-foot-three, and now he didn't even reach five-foot-nine in his six inch heels.
Now, now for the big stuff. Aaron saw no change when he changed Derek's cock and balls into a vagina and ovaries, but the DD-cup breasts made it plainly obvious that Derek was no longer Derek any longer. The new Cindy Buxton hung onto her boyfriend, Sam Jones, and pressed her breasts against his chest while their other friend wasn't looking.
Aaron couldn't believe it. He'd just changed a guy into a girl, and it had taken no less than sixty seconds, and no one would ever know that Cindy had ever been anything but Cindy. Her entire history was rewritten in a matter of seconds, much like her body had been. Cindy was the lead cheerleader, well-known as a school slut, and had even caused the last gym teacher to be suspended after being caught sleeping with him in the principal's office.
And the only one who had any memory of Derek Buxton was Aaron.
Oh, I could get used to this!
***
Aaron had absolutely no idea how he met up with Hank again, but he was now being dragged back and forth between different stores, carrying the bags like any guy does with his girlfriend, only Hank was not his girlfriend.
Unsurprisingly, Hank had changed his outfit again. He was now wearing a pair of short shorts similar to the ones Emily had been made to wear the day before, and a green crop top that did little to hide his fake breasts. His feet were strapped into a pair of sandals that looked like someone would need a degree in theoretical geometry to understand, and increased his height by about three inches.
How did I get here, again? he thought to himself. He had no answer for himself.
"Could I pull off the look in this dress?" Hank asked, holding the soft pink minidress up to his chest.
"Maybe if your rack was real," Aaron answered.
Hank tsked. "I wish it was, sometimes. Nancy says I have no idea what it feels like to be a girl, since I just wear falsies."
Aaron could accomodate Hank's wish. Almost considered doing it, Hank had been a decent friend even before he'd been unknowningly turned into a crossdresser with aspirations of real girlhood. First, however, he made Nancy arrive in the store to take some of the pressure off of his arms.
"Thanks for carrying Hank's bags, Aaron," Nancy said, appearing out of nowhere. Hank was quite relieved to see his girlfriend show up. "You look so hot in that, Hanky."
Hank's disturbingly cute face turned pinker than it already was with the blush he'd been wearing. "Thanks, but... No 'Hanky' in public, remember?"
Aaron couldn't pass it up. "What's with 'Hanky'?"
Nancy answered, "That's my pet name for him whenever we're in bed together. Last night, I fucked his little ass with my strap-on, and the little slut loved it."
Aaron smiled. He noticed for the first time that Nancy was wearing pretty masculane clothing for someone as pretty as she was. Maybe it's time to change this relationship up a little bit. He'd already proven he could change a guy into a girl, maybe it was time he did just the opposite with Nancy. First, he shrank her breasts down to nothing, beefed her up a little bit to standard male proportions, then pulled that magic penis out of her former vagina and those magic testicles out of her ovaries. He adjusted her clothing very little - she was already wearing male outer clothing, but she obviously was wearing a bra and panties underneath. He stripped the bra away completely and changed the panties into briefs, and where Nancy had stood, there was now Nolan.
Nolan leaned down a little and kissed Hank on the cheek, making the crossdresser blush even more. "Geez, it's like you wanna fuck here," Hank said to his loving boyfriend.
Aaron's changes to Hank took little time. The false breasts were changed into the real deal, and his cock and balls into a pussy. Since he was already wearing girls' clothes, the image didn't change much. Actually, the image didn't change at all. Hannah looked exactly like Hank had just moments before, except she was one hundred percent female, instead of ninety percent female and ten percent male. She grabbed her boyfriend's crotch for a second and gave a quick squeeze, which obviously excited them both.
"I'm gonna go now," Aaron said, turning to leave, "see you guys at school tomorrow."
Hannah blew him a kiss and said, "See you tomorrow, Aaron."
***
Aaron laid on his bed and looked up at his ceiling. He had to admit, he was having a little too much fun with his newfound powers. T.H. White wouldn't agree with what he was doing at all, but Aaron was not a writer of classical literature, he was a teenage boy with a burning desire to have some fun with his special ability before something in life inevitably took it away from him.
And he knew exactly what his next scheme would be. He'd have to wait until school the next day, but that wouldn't take long. Just one night's sleep. He could actually change time to make it the next day, but he preferred the natural way of waiting. It made the fun he was going to have all the more exciting.
***
Aaron awoke and immediately set forth his plan. He gave himself the ability to switch between male and female whenever he wished, and made it so that no one knew about his ability. He liked the fact that his changes to reality were taken as fact instantly, but he didn't want people to know that he could change his gender at will, that would put stress on his plans.
Next, he made a class schedule appear out of nowhere. Instead of being Aaron Wallace's schedule, it would be Erin Sanderson's. His final act was to make it so that his clothes changed genders with him, this would eliminate his need to produce new clothes for himself every time he changed. He gave his female form a pair of earrings, a necklace and a bracelet as well, and altered the face a little, that way his female form didn't just look like Aaron the girl. He was already pushing it with the name 'Erin', but he let that go because there were plenty of girls named Erin in the world, it was as common a female name as Aaron was a male name.
He "asked" his mother to call the school and claim Aaron was sick, thus freeing him to be Erin for the whole day. He was feeling pretty good about himself, too. He assumed it had something to do with his powers, but adjusting to Erin was quite easy. It took him little time to accept his new form, to the point where he was looking at himself in the mirror and failing to see any connection between Erin and Aaron.
She was ready.
***
Erin's first challenge happened about six seconds after she walked out the front door. Emily was standing there, waiting for Aaron to come out of the house. "Who are you?" Emily asked, anger creeping into her voice.
Erin had to think fast. I'm your friend, Erin. I'm staying with Aaron for a while because my parents are fighting. She wondered if Erin's parents suddenly materialized out of thin air thanks to her command, but didn't put much thought into it. She was instantly relieved when Emily suddenly said, "Hey, girl, where's Aaron?"
Erin smiled and answered, "He's sick. His mom's feeding him soup, and everything."
"Aw, poor guy," Emily giggled out. They started walking, striking up a friendly conversation about the commercials for the latest X-Men movie and whether or not Hugh Jackman still looked hot enough. Erin was surprised to find that she had quite a few feminine opinions in her, despite only having had a feminine brain for an hour and a half. It obviously comes with the hormones, she thought. Their conversation shifted from actors to the tramps who hung out at the cafeteria entrance. Again, Erin found herself being far more knowledgable than she should have been for someone who'd been male every day of her life until that day.
Once they arrived at school, Erin concentrated and made others remember her as well, and made it so that people didn't think anything was amiss when Aaron appeared at school but Erin did not, and vice versa. That took care of every loose end without her having to make people know that Aaron and Erin were one in the same person.
Erin's first class was gym. Erin's first gym class would be a new experience in many ways. It would be her first gym class without Emily there since they were in middle school, it would also be her first gym class where she was in the girls' locker room, changing with other girls. This would be any guy's dream, to see a room full of naked girls, but as Erin walked into the locker room and looked around at the other girls changing around her, she didn't feel any sort of attraction toward any of them. All she did was compare herself to them, looking for imperfections in herself that she didn't see in them (and knowing that she could cheat by eliminating any imperfections in herself).
It was about then that she started to worry.
She ducked into the restroom and quickly barricaded herself inside a toilet stall. What should be a defining moment of her life was feeling like just another trip to the girls' locker room, surrounded by other teenage girls just like herself. Was this a byproduct of her powers, or had she always simply felt this way? She didn't think so, so the only thing it could be was her powers.
She should have stopped this little game right then and there, and just used her powers to play with other people, but something in the back of her mind said, You don't really want to stop, Erin. It was a voice she felt she knew, but couldn't peg. Being a girl for a day isn't going to change you when you become a boy again, so just sit back and enjoy being what you are right now.
This can't really be a bad thing, Erin thought, not even realizing that her thoughts were being influenced by the voice in the back of her mind.
She unlocked the stall door, returned to the room full of lockers and changing girls, and went about her business, changing from her regular clothes to her gym clothes. Just another girl. Just like the rest of them. Her previous concerns almost completely erased, not unlike the former lives of people like Hannah, Nolan and Grant.
***
Erin's second class was geometry. Unlike Aaron and calculus, Erin enjoyed geometry, to the point where she rushed to finish her work before class ended. After that was chemistry, which she shared with Emily (just like Aaron did), and they partnered up for the day's assignment. Lunch came after that, where she sat with a group of her 'friends' (girls Erin had 'known' for years, that Aaron had never even spoken to or probably even met) and had quite the conversation involving fashion styles and the like.
After her last two classes, she met up with Emily to walk home, then caught sight of the cheerleaders getting ready to go practice. Any guy (like Aaron) would love to get an up close and personal look on the cheerleaders, but Erin was thinking quite differently. She didn't care about watching the cheerleaders, she wanted to be a cheerleader. After all, why would she care about checking out the cheerleaders? She didn't swing that way, even if she was really just the creation of a guy who wanted to spy on girls for a day.
I'm a member of the cheer squad, she thought, and I have to get to practice.
Almost instantly, Sally Sommers, the cheer captain, called out to her. "Erin! C'mon, you're missing practice!"
Erin gave Emily a quick hug. "Gotta go, Em. See ya tomorrow."
"Yep. I'm gonna swing by Aaron's and see if he's feeling any better."
"Okay, bye!" Erin said, not even realizing what her friend had said, or the implications thereof. She was just concerned with getting changed into her uniform and getting to practice. Hannah was the only other girl in the locker room as she entered and started undressing. Apparently, when she changed Nancy, a cheerleader, into Nolan and Hank into Hannah, Hannah took up Nancy's former position on the cheer squad. It made sense, even if it had been unintended.
Wearing the short skirt, the tight top, the boots and waving the pom-poms, Erin found that she quite enjoyed being just another cheerleader, all the while realizing that as Aaron, she'd have wanted to watch the cheerleaders.
***
After practice, Erin made her way home. She was about to change back when she heard talking coming from the kitchen and recognized both voices as her mother, one as Aaron's mother, and the other as Erin's. As she passed the kitchen and headed upstairs, she found an addition to the guest room door across the hall from Aaron's room. There was a piece of paper where a teenage girl with extremely feminine handwriting had put 'Erin's Temporary Room - No Boys Allowed!'.
She knocked on Aaron's door, fearing the worst. "Come in," said a raspy voice. She opened the door and saw exactly what she didn't want to see.
Aaron Wallace.
Lying on his bed.
Slurping up a bowl of tomato soup.
"Hey, Erin," he said, coughing a little. "Your mom's downstairs, y'know."
"Yeah," she said, her voice barely a whisper, "I know..."
***
Erin sat on 'her' bed and started to think about things. Whatever was going on, she wasn't behind it. She hadn't created a new Aaron, unless that had been a by-product of her earlier decision to make Emily remember her. That would explain her 'mother' sitting down there talking to Aaron's mother, despite the fact that before that day, Samantha Sanderson didn't exist, neither did her 'father', Eric Sanderson, although Erin had memories of both of them, of their fights, of the very specific fight that had led Erin to pack some clothes and go to Aaron's house and ask to stay for a little while. None of these events existed prior to that day, and yet it was as if they were real history. Erin could even recall specific emotions regarding the events.
She poked through some of the stuff she'd packed and fought back tears as she remembered the moments she'd bought the clothing, or the jewelery, or the make-up. There was a jacket that one of her ex-boyfriends had bought her, the day they had broken up and decided to remain friends. She choked back laughter, it had been Nolan, despite the fact that at the time the 'memory' occurred, Nolan had been Nancy, Erin had been Aaron, and they'd never really been anything but friends their entire lives.
She couldn't just sit there. She needed to clear her mind, and sitting across the hallway from what had been her bedroom earlier that day just wasn't cutting it. She gave her 'mother' a hug on the way out and just started walking, not even sure where she'd go, she just needed to get out. She walked and walked and walked until, finally, she just sat down against a tree and started crying.
She'd completely and utterly destroyed her life.
***
Everything's alright, Erin, a voice in the back of her mind said. You can fix everything once you accept.
Her eyes shot open. The joyful park she'd been in was different now. Everything was different, now. The grass was now dead, the trees now burnt, the swing set and jungle gym off to her left sat in ruins, the sidewalk to her right was full of cracks and holes. If Erin hadn't had a concept of Hell before, she certainly did now.
She stood up and walked toward the swing set. Bones laid on the remains of the rubber seat, along with torn clothing. A cold chill ran up her spine just looking at it, and she quickly looked around for something else, but nothing in this strange place seemed to be happy or forgiving, simply dead and evil. More bones hung from the ruined jungle gym, as if the child playing on it died right there.
You don't have to worry about anything, dear girl. You can make everything better. The voice was intoxicating. She started feeling a headache, closed her eyes, rubbed at her forehead. When she opened her eyes again, the park was nice again. Children were playing, everyone seemed happy.
Wait, were there kids there when I got here? she asked herself.
It doesn't matter, they're here because you wished them here, because you've made their lives better.
She looked around, looking for the source of the voice in her head, and found nothing. She looked over at the tree she'd been crying under and saw an apple fall from it.
I need to go home, right now.
***
It was dark by the time Erin returned home. On the way back, she'd decided that if Erin and Aaron were to be two different people, she didn't just want to be a guest in 'Aaron's' home, so she erased 'Erin's' parents and made herself Aaron's twin sister. At least I really live here, now, she thought, giving her mom a hug on the way back upstairs. "Where'd you go?" her mother asked.
"Just out to think," she answered.
She looked at her brother's bedroom door, still remembering when that was her room. It was a little depressing, but if she accepted her new life, she could get over the depression.
Just think of all the things you could do for yourself, the voice said, you could be the queen of the world, if you so chose.
Erin wanted to ignore that voice. Her magical powers were what had gotten her into this situation, and she couldn't think of a way out of it. The logical part of her mind told her that she could simply wish it all away, go back to being Aaron and return to the days of just screwing with people's genders and sexualities. Another part of her mind stopped her, because she didn't know what would happen to the new Aaron. Even though they were no longer her 'parents', Mr. and Mrs. Sanderson still existed, she could feel them.
And even as she realized that the new Aaron would simply become the new Erin and become Mr. and Mrs. Sanderson's daughter again, something in the back of her mind told her that she couldn't make that change, and so she didn't, for whatever reason there was.
"Hey," Aaron's voice called from her doorway, "what's up with you, sourpuss?"
Erin looked at her twin and sighed. "You are not getting close to me with that cold you've got."
He sneezed. "You sound like Emily. She didn't even leave the doorway when she came to check on me."
She giggled. "With good reason. What do ya want, anyway?"
He shrugged. "Anything seem odd to you recently?"
"Whaddya mean?"
"I found this weird rock in Mom's rock garden earlier this week, and haven't seen it since. Plus, I don't remember being sick this morning until you left for school. This whole day's seemed kinda weird."
Erin felt her heart sink. Aaron - technically her creation - not only had certain memories involving that freaky rock, but he seemed to be aware that he wasn't the original Aaron. She wondered what else he remembered from earlier that week. "Um... were you at the mall with Hannah yesterday?" she asked.
"Uh, no. I hung out with Nolan while you hung out with Hannah, remember?"
She thought about it and discovered that she also had that memory, despite the fact it was completely new to her. "And that rock you mentioned, did you take it to school the other day?"
"No, I set it on my dresser, and when I got home, it was gone. Haven't seen it since. Matter of fact, I don't remember going to school yesterday either." Because you were sick yesterday, too, she said in her mind. "Oh, yeah, I was sick yesterday, too." He coughed and sneezed again, interestingly, at the exact same time, then said, "I think I need more of that nasty soup. See ya tomorrow, sis."
"Yeah," Erin said, taking in everything that she'd discovered. Aaron was at least partially aware of everything, but he didn't seem to have the unique power that she had, nor did he have any memory of its effects. Nolan had always been Nolan to him, Erin had always been his five-minutes-behind twin sister. The only one capable of manipulating reality was her.
She decided to curb her usage of her magic mutant powers. The next day, she wouldn't use them at all. She'd spend the day exactly as she would normally do, were her situation or her life anything resembling normal. Her entire existence was born out of a desire to check out the girls' locker room for a day. Now, she'd be using it until she graduated high school, and it would be nothing special.
She stripped out of her regular wear and slipped into her sleepwear, switched off her lamp and felt the sweet embrace of sleep after a long day overtaking her.
***
That's good, Erin, you've taken your first step into a larger world, a world that you can control. Mold it, make it what you want, and enjoy it.
***
Erin awoke feeling much better about herself. Her alarm clock was playing some song that she wasn't really listening to, even though it was Taylor Swift, her favorite country star. She got dressed, picking a short black skirt and a bright pink camisole top. She slid into her pale pink underwear and then into her outerwear, slipped into a pair of sandals and then set to work on her (simple) make-up choices, going with only some pink lipstick. Grabbing the purse she was certain wasn't there the night before, she met up with her brother downstairs for a quick breakfast of toast and and eggs.
"You look a lot less depressed," Aaron said, wolfing down his eggs. "Have a good dream last night?"
She giggled. "No, I just, well, feel better." To be honest with herself, she knew that whatever dream she did have couldn't have contributed to her good mood. She didn't remember the dream, but if she could, she'd check herself into a mental facility ASAP.
Finishing her own breakfast, she got a kiss from her mother as she set her plate and silverware in the sink, then she and Aaron set off for school. Emily joined them, as usual, leading to the typical conversation that always left Aaron as the third wheel almost trailing behind the two chattering girls.
Once they got to school, Erin noticed a particular boy watching her from the fence as they passed by him. Steven Sommers, Sally's brother, was a tall boy. Already over six feet tall at sixteen years old, he was quite the imposing figure whenever he strode down the hallways of the school. In the new reality that Erin had inadvertently created, Steven lusted over her in an almost obsessive, stalker-like way. Almost leaving her best friend and her brother behind, she quickly made her way into the school for safety.
Classes went by, things developed like normal. Somehow, deciding that she would now be Aaron's sister instead of just a friend had changed her class schedule to the point that all of her classes were now the same as her brother's, though his calculus had now become her geometry, which he seemed to enjoy more, she noticed. Emily was also now in geometry class, another by-product, she assumed.
School went on as normal. Erin managed to not use her powers at all through the whole school day, never once even wanting to use them. After school, she made it through cheer practice, just enjoying herself like any other teenage girl would. It wasn't until after cheer practice that the worst moment of her life - pre or post-magical powers - happened, and ruined her day.
She was showering after cheer practice. Her fellow cheerleaders had all already left, Mindy and Chelsea skipping showers at school to take showers at home, so Erin was the only one left. She was taking a little longer than usual, enjoying the feel of the water on her body (technically a new feeling for her, though she had 'memories'). At one point, she heard what sounded like the locker room door slamming shut. "Hello?" she called out, knowing she wouldn't get an answer. If someone had sneaked into the room, they wouldn't go to the trouble of announcing the fact that they were in the room. She shut off the shower and wrapped her towel around her chest, then walked over to her locker. She quickly spun the dial and opened the locker, then, just as quickly, grabbed her clothes to put them on. Her first mistake was dropping the towel to get dressed.
"Mighty fine tattoo you've got there," Steven Sommers said, his voice right behind her."What is that, a tramp stamp?"
Erin wasn't surprised that she had a tattoo - after all, she did have the 'memory' of getting it one Spring Break when she and her friends, Emily included, traveled to Baton Rouge to party - what surprised her was how Steven had been able to sneak up on her the way he had. Her socks weren't even that quiet on the locker room floor.
She quickly pulled her towel back up to cover her breasts and spun around to face Steven, who had an extremely evil grin on his face. "Get out of here, Steven," she said, not even convincing herself that she sounded tough.
He just kept grinning that fucking grin. "Nope. Y'see, there's some pretty good sights in this locker room. It's a frickin' sausage fest next door in the boys' locker room."
"Well, that makes sense, it is a boys' locker room. Now, leave."
He brought his hand up to her face and traced along her cheeks with his index finger. She shivered, sadly arousing him even further thanks to her newly hardened nipples poking through her disturbingly thin towel. His hand lowered to her breasts, where he ripped the towel out of her hands. "Now, that's what I want to see."
She felt a scowl growing on her face. "Well, you saw, you fucking pervert, now get out!"
Steven grabbed Erin by the throat, cutting off her windpipe. "I don't think so." Still holding onto her neck with his right hand, he used his left hand to further examine her body. His hand fell to her hips, where he reached around and took a handful of ass cheek and squeezed, grinning even wider. "Nice and big, baby. Everything right is big, everything else is just right. You're the perfect girl, Erin." His fingers fingers danced back around to the front and found their way to her vagina, where he slipped two fingers into her most private of places. "Tight, wet. You've never been with a man, have you?"
He loosened his grip on her neck, allowing her to speak. "No, have you?"
He slammed her against the locker. "Bitch!" he spat, his right hand still on her neck, his left hand struggling to quickly pull down his pants. "I'm gonna make you pay for that." He pulled his underwear down, freeing his dick. This was Erin's first time looking a penis from the other side of the shaft. Steven was far bigger than she had been as Aaron, and far bigger than she thought someone as creepy and stalker-y as Steven should be. As she took in that realization, she then realized exactly what Steven intended to do with that dick.
He spun her around and forced her to bend over the bench that sat in front of the lockers. When she was penetrated for the first time, it wasn't through the vagina, as she assumed it would be. Steven's cock entered her asshole roughly, and he had to push several times to make his way in. She cried each time, pain shooting through her butthole. He soon settled into a rhythmic motion that still wasn't enjoyable, thanks to the fact that it was still incredibly forceful. With one of his hands on her ass, his other reached around and gripped her breast tightly, painfully. She screamed, but that only seemed to make him thrust into her faster. She tried to kick at him, but didn't seem to be able to move her leg in the right direction to hit him, and even that made him enjoy his 'prize' even more.
"How's it feel, sugarbun?" he asked, leaning over her to whisper in her ear. She tried to hit him in the mouth with the back of her head, but he moved out of the way just in time. He eventually pulled out of her, but the pain in her asshole didn't stop. He spun her back around to face him, then shoved her to her knees. In front of her face was his twelve inch cock, and he pushed it into her mouth faster than she could react. Much to her dismay, her gag reflex didn't seem to kick in, allowing him to push his feces covered cock as far down her throat as he wanted. The rhythm he'd perfected on her asshole seemed to work just fine in her mouth as well, and the sheer size of his cock didn't allow her any leeway to bite or hurt him as he forcibly made her deepthroat him.
"I wanna hear you moan, baby," he said, still grinning like a psychopath. She made no noise, however, which didn't please him one bit. It didn't stop him from cumming, however, and he disgustingly spurted every bit of his semen down her throat. He pulled his dick out of her mouth, lifted her up by the arms and sat her down on the bench. "How's about you use those titties of yours on me next?" he asked, pressing his penis against her breasts.
Destroy him, the voice in the back of her mind said, make him wish he'd never even thought about coming in here and using you the way he has.
Unlike all the other times the voice had spoken to her, she complied. Using her powers, she pushed him against the opposite set of lockers and held his arms spread. His clothes disappeared, as if he'd never been wearing them. She stood up and walked over to him, thoughts and ideas of what to do to him running through her mind. First of all, she made it so that he would know every single thing she was about to do to him, so that he could know, so that he could feel what he was about to lose. She ran her fingers up his still-hard shaft. "I don't think so," she said, her voice taking on a cold, hateful tone. His dick softened considerably, to the point where it began to shrink. "Never again, either. That thing doesn't work anymore." Her hands moved up to his chest, where she grabbed both of his nipples.
"Like mine so much? How about you get your own pair?" She felt his chest start to puff beneath her hands, then grow out. Soon, his breasts were the mirror image of hers, all the hair from his chest falling off and landing on the floor at his feet. She did the same with the rest of his body hair, his leg hair, his pubic hair. "I bet those great big nips of yours just get so hard whenever you see a man, even the ugliest of the ugly, the fattest of the fat, the hairiest of the hairy. Too bad for you, you'll never get hard at the sight of a girl again." Her fingers moved again, this time to his mouth. "And I bet any guy would wanna fuck such a pretty mouth like that, it's so inviting, after all." His mouth shifted, his lips plumping up.
She grabbed his hair and pulled his head back against the locker. "Good thing anybody'd confuse you for a girl, what with this long, silky blonde hair you've got. I bet a bunch of girls are jealous of your hair, too, since it always looks perfect." His hair lightened several shades until it became a stunning platinum blonde, then lengthened several inches until it reached his waist. She moved her hand back down his body, then around to his buttocks. "And such a nice, soft, perfectly round bubble butt, I'm even jealous of that, sweetiepie." His ass expanded, widened, rounded. She had to admit, she was a little jealous, but she could change that later, if she chose to. She brought her hand around to his front and played with his balls a little bit. "I don't think you need those, since you can't cum anymore." His testicles shrank, shrank, shrank, then disappeared into non-existence. His terribly small dick remained, alone.
Leaving Steven where he was, Erin walked back to her locker and returned to changing into her clothes. Once she was done, she released him from the invisible restraints and watched him fall to his knees. She leaned down and whispered in his ear, "Hope you like bras and panties and all that wonderful stuff us girls wear, 'cause your new soft, feminine skin can't even stand the touch of boys' clothes, unless it's something like a sweater or a dress shirt. Bet your new boyfriends will love to see you wear those. Oh, and try getting guys to take you seriously when you sound like a twelve year old girl. Bet they'll get really hard listening to you moan though, and you will moan, sweetie, especially since guys will get hard just having your scent in the room."
After leaving the room, and Steven, behind, she made it so that no one would believe Steven when he explains what happened to him. They'd all just see that he'd become a little sissy slut, and treat him like one. She didn't want Sally to hate her, after all.
When Erin returned home, Aaron asked her what had taken her so long coming home. "Just chatting with some girlfriends, that's all."
And she smiled, even though a part of her was now frightened at what she had become.
***
DISTURBED TEEN OVERDOSES ON FEMALE HORMONES, UNDERGOES LIFE-ALTERING CHANGES!
PHILADELPHIA, PA - Sixteen year old Steven Sommers was found in the local mall Thursday evening, attempting to steal girls' clothing. The teen, unrecognizable to his friends and family, claimed that a local girl that he'd raped had used magical powers to alter his body, however, a medical test performed at the local hospital revealed otherwise, and it was discovered that he had simply taken extremely potent female hormones, damaging his male reproductive system and forcing him to go through the rest of his life as a female, after his upcoming gender reassignment surgery.
The girl he claimed to have raped, fellow sixteen year old Erin Wallace, claims to have no idea what Sommers spoke of. A doctor's examination revealed that Miss Wallace had not been raped, despite Sommers' claims to the contrary. Miss Wallace did, however comment "[Sommers] has been acting like a stalker around me, he even followed me to my house one day and just watched my house from across the street. My brother had to threaten to call the cops on him to get him away."
Sommers' parents commented "We didn't know that our son was taking any female hormones, or that he was stalking Erin. We're sorry for whatever harm he's caused." Sommers' sister, Sally, is a member of the high school's cheerleading squad, along with Miss Wallace. Sommers is currently in police custody until his forthcoming gender reassignment surgery, afterwards, he will be placed in a psychiatric facility to undergo testing.
***
Erin couldn't help but smile at the newspaper. She set it back on the table and finished her breakfast. "I can't believe that Sommers boy would say things like that," her mother said, setting her own plate down to eat. "And claiming that he raped Erin? Something's obviously been wrong with him for a while."
Her father shrugged. "He's just a troubled teen, honey, you see them all the time. Remember that boy that committed suicide after his friend forced him out of the closet on Facebook?"
Aaron was being strangely quiet. He hadn't said a word since he'd woken up, even failing to tease Erin about how much time she was spending in the bathroom. She wondered what was up with him. Maybe it had something to do with a guy saying that he'd raped Aaron's little sister, she couldn't really tell.
Part of her felt that he knew what had really happened.
That was, of course, ridiculous. Aaron had proven that he didn't have any memory of having the power, and Erin had covered her tracks when it came to everything else, besides, Aaron was as effected by the power as everyone else in the world besides Erin, there was no way he could know what had happened, despite the nagging feeling that he actually might.
She pushed that aside however, and grabbed her purse and her book bag and headed outside to wait for Aaron to finish his breakfast. Emily was already waiting, asking her this and that about the what she'd read in the newspaper. Erin had to explain that Steven had never actually raped her, despite what he'd said, and that she had no idea what was going on with him. Eventually, when Aaron did get outside, he mumbled something about forgetting something inside and told the two girls to go on without him. The girls just shrugged and started walking to school.
Erin's first objective, once she got to school, was to talk to Sally. The cheer captain was at her locker, talking to one of her other friends, when Erin arrived. "Hey, Erin," she said, as cheerfully as ever. "I can't believe Stevie would say he raped you. And how come you've never told me he's been going all stalker on you?"
Erin shrugged. "Most of the time he just glares at me evilly from the other side of the fence outside the school. He only followed me home once, and Aaron took care of that by threatening to call the cops on him."
"He's all bent out of shape thanks to all those hormones. Can you believe he's wolfed down a whole bottle of birth control pills? That's what he OD'd on."
"Really? Say, is that picture in the newspaper really what he looks like now? I wish my butt looked that good."
Sally giggled. "You and me both, and he and I share DNA! Plus, he's got bigger boobs than me!"
Erin giggled along with her friend, even though she knew exactly what had happened to Steven, what he looked like, and what really caused it. She couldn't let on like she knew, however, so she kept up the facade of being the clueless third party dragged into a weird situation.
When she caught up with Emily and Aaron for creative writing, however, she couldn't shake the feeling that Aaron looked like he knew more than he was letting on. Something strange was going on with him, that was for sure. The two siblings sat next to one another in class, and Erin tried to peek at whatever it was he was writing for class, but he just covered it with his arm and whispered, "Hey, sis, don't copy me!"
Erin just shrugged it off and got back to her own assignment.
***
Gym class. Swimming. Erin looked in her book bag and saw the bikini she'd bought for their upcoming Summer Vacation (from one of those altered memories, of course) and sighed. The school didn't allow two-piece bathing suits unless the girl was wearing a shirt over the top part. Obviously, the school didn't want to be at fault in case a wardrobe malfunction happened, or a boy was too excitable and blew his load in the pool, so she couldn't fault the rule, she just didn't have a shirt to go over the bikini top other than the skimpy tank top she was wearing, which was white, which would defeat the purpose anyway.
Instead, she changed the rules. The school now allowed two-piece bathing suits, and took full responsibility for whatever accidents happened during the swimming sessions. She giggled to herself at how fun it was to make life easier for herself. All around her, other girls were getting their own bikinis or one-pieces on, none of them covering up with shirts, the rule was set.
Emily was showing off quite a stunning string bikini that left little to the imagination, while Erin herself was wearing a simple pink and white number that did little to hide her stiff nipples underneath the thin fabric.
Sadly, as far as Erin was concerned, none of the guys seemed to be all that impressed by the display of nearly naked girls walking into the room and getting themselves wet. She knew that needed to change, and made every guy get a hard on for which ever girl they were looking at (unless they were releated, she didn't want her own brother getting hard for her). A few of the gay guys were probably disturbed, but it would take very little effort to make them straight. She giggled to herself, her desire to restrain herself completely gone after the last few days. Now, she felt like she could do anything.
And you can do anything, Erin. You are everything.
The voice wasn't a stranger anymore, she could tell now. It had been her voice from the beginning, she just hadn't realized it. Now, she simply listened to it, and knew in her heart that she could do anything.
***
After school that day, and after cheer practice, Erin invited Emily, Sally and Hannah along for a shopping trip. She didn't explain how they were going to pay for anything, simply that once one of the girls stepped up to the register, not only would they have the money to pay for whatever the item was, the item would also be discounted. Each girl purchased probably two thousand dollars apiece, but it only cost about a hundred dollars apiece. It was quite a fun trip, and Erin enjoyed helping her friends get what it was that they wanted. She bought very little herself, she mainly just wanted her best friends to be happy.
There was little of the original Aaron left in Erin. She didn't see other girls as potential love interests, she saw them as friends and fellow females. She didn't look at boys as pals anymore, though there were a few boys that were simply friends, she analyzed them and wondered whether or not they would make good boyfriends.
Had she not altered her life on Wednesday, these changes would not have taken such root in Erin's psyche. Indeed, she would probably be a gender-confused wreck if she hadn't made the mistakes she made two days before. It was now a blessing in disguise that she had simply gone with the flow of things and embraced the side of her that kept saying, "Be Erin."
***
Standing around in a very modest Victoria's Secret (modest meaning small compared to some of the other stores in the mall), some laughter caught Erin's attention. She looked out the window and saw three members of the school's basketball team picking on a twelve year old girl, doing such childish things as pulling on her hair or spilling soda on her white blouse.
If anyone had turned to look at Erin at that moment, they would see that her normally turquoise colored eyes were replaced with orbs full of red-orange fire. Stupid immature assholes! I cheer for those guys! Well, let's see how they like being the young, developing girls.
She froze everything around herself and the three boys. They looked around, confused about what was going on, and then the obvious leader of the group - Sebastian 'Bass' Young - spun around and saw her, still capable of moving. "What's going on here?" he asked, not even aware that his voice was creeping higher and higher in pitch. "Why is everybody frozen?" his now twelve year old girl voice asked. He grasped as his neck and tried to clear his throat, then looked in horror as his hands began to shrink, followed by his arms, followed by the rest of his body. His fingernails grew, took on a glossy blue color. He looked back at Erin, realizing after a second that he now had to look up at her, as he'd lost considerable height. "What are you doing to me?" his panicked little girl voice sounded so cute.
Erin stepped up to him. "You like messing with girls younger than you? Let's see how you like being the girl."
His bright blue eyes widened, not simply in horror, either. The faint traces of facial hair he'd had disappeared, replaced by rosey pink cheeks with light blush. His lips gained a blue color similar to that of his nail polish, and a small gathering of freckles appeared on the bridge of his nose. His plain black tee-shirt changed color to blue, matching his nail polish and his lipstick, and bumps on his chest grew until he had the small A-cup breasts of a young teenager. His young nipples poked through the fabric of his shirt, which now exposed his slender shoulders. His blue jeans crawled up his legs, shifting into a pair of skimpy shorts atop a pair of long, hairless legs. His shoes became a pair of three-inch heels that girls his 'age' didn't want their mothers to know that they owned. The final change came to his hair, which now fell just past his ears in a tomboyish style and framed his pretty, young face.
"Am I...?" the new Serena Young asked in a frightened, almost whisper-like voice. Erin simply smiled.
"You know what it feels like to have older boys pick on you, don't you?" Erin asked, a motherly tone to her voice. Serena nodded, tears welling up in her eyes. "You're not doing anything wrong growing up, are you? No. You can't help it that your body is changing. Boys shouldn't be so mean, should they?"
"No," Serena said, newfound determination in her voice.
Erin turned her around to look at the boys who had been her friends when she was one of them. "Should these boys learn what it feels like to be picked on just for being a girl?"
"Yeah, they should. They were picking on Kerry, she's my best friend!"
Erin smiled wider. She set to work on the next boy, Adam Foster. She started with his clothes instead of his body, changing his flannel over shirt and white undershirt into a plaid half blouse and white bra respectively, his tan shorts into a denim miniskirt, and his plain white tennis shoes into tan cowgirl boots. She shrank him down to the size of your average thirteen year old girl, then grew his hair out and styled it with twin low hanging pigtails. His body was next, his little breasts filling his bra cups and his plump little butt filling out his skirt. His body hair disappeared, and his face changed until he looked like a cute little farm girl. She put a cowgirl hat on his head and then Adam Foster was no more, instead Amanda Foster joined her friend Serena.
"Two down, one to go," Erin said, walking over to the third boy, Thomas Humpfrey. He looked extremely frightened, having just watched his two best friends go from seventeen year old guys to twelve year old girls in less than a minute. Tears streaked down his face. "You know why you're being punished, don't you, Tommy?" Erin asked, still using her motherly voice. "You know exactly what it is you've done."
"I... I... I..." he stammered out. She looked down at his crotch and saw that he'd wet his pants.
She hugged him. "It's okay, sweetie, it's okay." She patted the back of his head. "Momma's here, Tommy. You'll be just fine." She pulled away, her hands resting on his shoulders. "You'll have to dry those tears, baby, otherwise you're gonna ruin your make-up." Thomas sniffled. "That's right. You're gonna be just fine. You're just a little nervous, aren't you? After all, this is your first time going to the mall with nothing but your best girlfriends." Thomas nodded, his innocent, little girl face shifting from scared to simply nervous.
"But it's okay. They know what they're doing, and they know how to protect you." A smile started to form from his plump, pink lips. "You're excited to be here without your parents or your big sister, aren't you? That's why you picked out your prettiest dress?" Thomas nodded again, completely unaware that the bright yellow dress he was now where had been jeans and a muscle shirt seconds before. His budding breasts looked cute under the dress. "How about you just go back to your friends and have a good time, huh sweetie?" Teresa nodded once more, and then the four pre-teen girls - Serena, Amanda, Teresa and Kerry - returned to their own fun outing at the mall, completely oblivious to what had just happened. Kerry's blouse was dry again, and her hair no longer the mess the three former boys had made of it. They were all happy, all content.
And Erin - and the dark shadow behind her - smiled.
***
You're doing wonderfully, Erin, the voice said, soothing her as she laid in the bathtub and let the bubbles tickle her body. She loved bubble baths. You understand now, don't you? You understand that you are the one in control of this world. She moaned, almost as if she were having an orgasm. She grabbed on breast and squeezed, moaning again. You're happy now, aren't you, Erin? Happier than you ever were as Aaron.
Yes, I am. Everything seems to be coming into focus, and becoming better than I could have ever hoped it would be.
Then, in almost like a strobe light had been kicked on, she saw visions of that ruined park, of the destroyed swing set, of the dead children. A figure stood there, shrouded in black, like Death.
Erin sat up quickly, sending bubbles flying and splashing water outside the tub. What the hell?
***
Erin slipped her bathrobe on and her bunny slippers and opened the bathroom door to return to her room, until she saw Aaron standing there, a concerned look on his face. "You okay?" he asked.
"Uh, yeah, why?"
"I just... I don't know, felt something was wrong."
"You felt something wrong? You sure you didn't eat something wrong?"
He lightly tapped her on the head. "Yeah, I'm sure, doofus." He turned to return to his own room, then slightly turned back to her. "Were you fingering yourself in there? I heard moaning."
She pushed him forward, toward his room. "Ugh! Privacy! I'm not telling you! Pervert!"
He chuckled and returned to his bedroom. She returned to hers.
***
Erin laid in bed, sleeping, dreaming. The shadows were heavy in her bedroom, heavier than any other room in the house. A street light outside was in perfect position to cast light upon the room, enough to keep even the heaviest of sleepers awake. The street light was ineffective, however, as the shadows that dominated the room were not natural shadows, but rather living shadows. A single living shadow.
The shadow closed the curtains and in the pure darkness of the night, took on a human shape, a familiar human shape. The shadow caressed its sleeping human form, though Erin felt nothing. The shadow smiled, a disgusting grin that would rip the soul out of even the strongest of men. It picked up the diary on Erin's bedside table and flipped through the memories it had created, the memories it had changed, and thought of the memories it had yet to conceive. The smile widened, several small animals out in a forest somewhere died horrible deaths.
The one thing the shadow didn't like was that it was constrained to Erin's bedroom. It would very much like to cross the hallway and find out just what it was that Aaron truly knew. It would know, however, eventually. The smile widened again, a family of three died in a car accident on I-85.
Erin stirred in her sleep, her dream had obviously taken on a darker tone. The shadow caressed her face again, soothing her once more. It whispered in her ear, "Everything is fine, dear Erin, everything is wonderful." At the sound of the shadow's voice, a Malaysian plane veered off course and ended up in the waters outside of the Australian coast, four hundred people drowned.
The shadow loved its new host. She was perfect.
***
Erin awoke to a rapid knocking on her bedroom door. She sat up, stretched, then walked over to her door and opened it to find Aaron standing there, dressed and ready to go. "C'mon, sis, we're going for a jog today."
"Since when do you care about jogging?"
"Emily wants me to do a five-k with her next month, and I promised I'd start running, figured it was something you and I could do together."
She did like to jog. Besides, if her brother was actually willing to do a 5K, she couldn't say no to him. "Gimme a few minutes to get dressed, okay?"
"Yup."
***
Erin was quite pleased with not only her brother, but herself as well. Neither of the two Wallace twins were all that athletic, despite the fact that Erin was a cheerleader. Her practices after school with the rest of the cheer squad kept her in shape and ready to climb to the top of the human pyramid. Aaron predominately just sat on the couch and watched TV, or made out with his girlfriend, or this, or that. He'd never even shown any interest in sports.
So she was surprised when, barely twenty minutes into their jog, when neither of them seemed out of breath at all, Aaron just stopped.
"What's the matter? Can't keep up with me, big brother?"
"Actually, I wanted to talk."
"We could have done that at... home..." She trailed off, realizing for the first time where they were.
The park.
"You came here the other day," Aaron said, walking over to the apple that had fallen on Wednesday. "Mom was a little worried, but I told her that you were probably just trying to clear your head. Ever since then, I've been wondering how I knew that." He tossed the apple up and caught it again. "I mean, I was sick, lying there in bed, suckin' back soup, but somehow I knew that my twin sister was conflicted over something, even though I hadn't seen her most of the day." He tossed the apple and caught it again. "At first I just thought it was a twin thing. It's not like we haven't completed each others' sentences before, or things like that." Another toss, another catch. "Then I started thinking about the rock I found on Monday." He reached into his pocket and pulled out the small black rock that the original Aaron had found before going to school on Monday. "I found it in your room, last night while you were at the mall. It was like it had been tossed under your bed."
"What's going on, Aaron?"
He walked over to her and set the rock in her hand. "That rock. It's not natural. I showed it to Mom, and you know how much she studies all the rocks she's got in that rock garden. She couldn't even tell where it could have come from." He handed her the apple next. "And now you've got two of them."
She looked up at him from the two objects in her hands. "Two of them?"
He walked back over to the tree and kicked it. Nothing happened. "One apple. Doesn't it seem a little weird to you that this tree - obviously not an apple tree - would somehow produce one apple?" He walked back over to her and pulled the rock from her hand. "It didn't. It made two, and this was the first one."
"What are you talking about?"
"C'mon, sis, you remember going to church every Sunday until we got too independent to read the Bible. Granted, those aren't exactly real memories."
Her eyes widened. "You do know!"
He nodded. "Took me a little while to figure it out. You're the original Aaron, the one that really found the rock. You turned yourself into a girl for a day, and when you came home from school that day, I was there, where you should have been. You've adapted to the idea of being the twin sister to the guy you used to be, but you still remember it, don't you?"
She nodded, lowering her eyes.
"It's okay, Erin, I understand. If I was the one with magical powers, I'd probably be using them to jack around with people all the damn time, just like you've been doing."
"How do you know?"
He put his hand on her shoulder. "You hear voices, right? It sounds like you, but it's soothing, it's peaceful, it's telling you that you can have the world."
"Yeah."
"I hear voices, too. Not the same as yours, mine are pure chaos and hate and rage. Steve Sommers, the guy you fucked up after he raped you? I hear him, the voice in the back of his mind that still remembers everything he used to be and what really happened. Those three basketball players you turned into twelve year olds last night, they still exist, somewhere, knowing exactly what they were and what they'll never be again."
Erin looked down at the apple still in her hand. "What's the connection between that rock and this apple? And what's the Bible have to do with this?"
He stepped back from her. "Adam and Eve. Eve took the forbidden fruit from the snake and brought about Original Sin? Remember that?"
"Yeah."
He held up the rock. "Original Sin. It's not really a rock, it's the apple that Eve took from the tree." He patted the tree he was standing next to. "This tree."
"Wait, are you trying to say that you and me are the new Adam and Eve?"
He shook his head. "No. I'm saying that you are the new Adam and Eve. You picked up the rock as Aaron - Adam - and once your life got screwed up after you changed into Erin, you became the new Eve by accepting the forbidden fruit." He walked over to the swing set. "You saw him, standing here. Shrouded in black, eyes of fire." He looked back at her. "You saw him, didn't you?"
She walked up to the swing set and looked down. The swing set was fine, but the bones of the dead were there, crumbling under her feet. She looked over at the jungle gym and saw the bones hanging from it, as if the child playing on it had died right then and there.
"The voices you hear," she said, her own voice barely a whisper, "they're what's real, aren't they?"
He nodded. "And the voices you hear don't come from the gentle, soothing person that they should. They come from him."
Don't listen to him, Erin, the voice said, as peaceful and gentle and caring as a waterfall covered in rainbows. He lies.
"No!" she screamed, backing away and tightening her grip on the apple.
"Fight it, sis," Aaron said, stepping closer to him. "He's the one who's wrong."
She closed her eyes, but she could still see. What she saw, however, was the ruined, dead world that she saw on Wednesday. She opened her eyes again, and saw the shadow standing there, behind Aaron.
"Move!" she shouted, pushing her brother out of the way.
The shadow smiled, then reached out and grabbed Erin by the neck and held her in the air. It squeezed tightly, obviously taking pleasure in what it was doing. "So that's who you are," the shadow said. In Erin's voice. It took her a moment to realize the shadow had even taken on her shape. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw the leaves die on several tries behind the shadow. "It's about time you showed yourself."
Erin struggled out, "What... are you... talking about...?"
The shadow threw her aside and walked up to Aaron. "Perhaps I should explain, since you probably don't even know." The sky turned red at the sound of the shadow's voice.
"No," Aaron said, "I know. I'm the anchor to my sister's past. I'm what's left of what she used to be, after you fucked her up!"
The shadow laughed, the ground split in two between the Wallace twins and the shadow. "You're nothing but His way of keeping me in check. He found out that I discovered my vessel, and He wants you to stop me from taking her." The dying sounds of a puppy echoed across the park.
"Oh my God, this is some balance of good and evil thing, isn't it?" Erin asked, causing the shadow to laugh yet again. Something in the sky exploded. "You're really him, aren't you? You're Satan..."
The shadow crossed the growing chasm that had separated them. It helped her up and stared deeply into her eyes. "I am the force that provides you with whatever you want, dear Erin." A gunshot punctuated the words. "I am everything good in your life, everything." A hawk cried in pain.
Erin pushed the shadow away, closer to the chasm. "No! You're not! All you've done is fuck my life up!"
"As that boy, you were failing school, had few friends and were generally and completely an outcast from high school society," the shadow said in Erin's soothing voice, still. A man down below in the chasm let out a horrifying scream. "I made you a popular girl, a cheerleader, with many friends. And the power to do with your life what you will." The man screamed again.
"Yeah, I destroyed one guy's life and screwed up three others to the point where you can't even recognize them. You've helped me, alright!"
The shadow didn't say anything this time, it merely smiled.
And Erin's world nearly fell apart.
The chasm opened wider, crumbling the ground beneath their feet. In less than a second, the ground Aaron was standing on began to slide downward, into the chasm. He screamed, reached out, and grabbed hold of the ledge that now appeared where he'd been standing. Erin rushed over to him and tried to pull him up, but dark hands below grasped at his feet, at his pant legs. He seemed heavier than he was before, weighing almost ten tons, it felt like. I'll save him! I have to! She pulled as hard as she could, but didn't seem to be making any progress pulling her brother out of harm's way.
You can't help him, dear Erin. He's dead. He was never truly alive to begin with. You created him, and He used him as a proxy to destroy me, to destroy you, dear Erin.
Erin glanced back at the shadow standing behind her. "Shut up! He's my brother! I'm saving him!"
You can't. The shadow knelt down beside her. I won't let you. They won't let you. The shadow pointed at the souls below. You know who they are, don't you? Those are the souls of those who's lives you've changed, and those around them. Your parents are down there. By giving them a daughter, you've given me their souls.
Erin tried to block out the shadow's voice - her voice - and just concentrated on pulling Aaron up. She needed him to be fine, then everything else would work out right. She pulled with all of her strength, but it just didn't seem to be enough.
Unless I give myself more, she thought. She closed her eyes and focused, willing herself the strength needed to pull Aaron out of the chasm. She opened her eyes and saw that she it was working! The souls grasping for Aaron's legs were suddenly unable to reach him. She pulled and pulled and finally, Aaron was back on the dead grass along with her and the shadow.
"You're not taking him," she said, a new determination in her voice. "If you're gonna take anybody, you're gonna take me because this all started with you and me! Nobody else! Stop fucking with my life, stop fucking with my friends' lives, with my family's lives! You want a soul to play with down there, then take mine!"
The shadow stood suddenly, its eyes open wide. It opened its mouth but words did not come from its lips. Instead, a blinding white light forced the shadow's mouth wide open, then spilled out of its eyes, its nostrils, its ears. The light engulfed the shadow, destroyed the shadow, and grew more. Erin brought her arms up to shield her face as the light enveloped her, and then she felt nothing.
***
Erin awoke in her bedroom. She looked around, nothing seemed different. She threw her blanket off of herself and saw that she was still Erin. A loud knocking on her door startled her. "What?!" she asked, her voice panicked.
Aaron opened the door and came inside, then shut the door behind him. "Calm down, sis, it's okay."
"Okay? It is? What is?" She sounded like a maniac.
"You're okay, I'm okay, we're all okay. You did it. He's gone."
"He is? That shadow?"
"Yeah. The shadow, Satan, whatever you want to call it, he's gone. You saved me, you saved everybody."
"I did? What did I do?"
"I don't know. I kinda blacked out when you nearly yanked my arm off to pull me off that ledge."
"I did it... I stopped Satan... Satan was... using me..." She trailed off and then felt herself faint, just before everything went dark.
***
The shadow rattled the cages of its prison. It saw its jailkeeper watching it, containing it.
"You thought you could corrupt the innocent soul of yet another," He said, walking toward the cage. "Erin is not like Eve, however. She is stronger."
The shadow didn't speak, it simply stared.
He chuckled. "She has imprisoned you here, something even I could not do. Perhaps she is even more powerful than I am."
Finally, the shadow asked, "Did you let her keep the power?"
He shook his head. "It is too much for anyone. It shall remain between us, as it has for all creation. You shall remain here until I decide whether or not you should be returned to your kingdom." He walked over to the doorway opposite the cage, then turned back to the shadow. "Why did you change the apple into a rock?"
"Humans are stupid enough to pick up rocks all the time. It's not as easy to get one of them to eat an apple they find on the ground anymore."
He nodded, then turned away again and left the shadow to its thoughts.
A truly horrifying place.
***
TWENTY-THREE YEARS LATER
Eric Polson didn't mind helping with his mother's rock garden. He'd been told it was a family thing, that his grandmother had made a rock garden, and that his mother had helped out with that one, and so she kept one of her own, and Eric himself may someday choose to continue the trend. His Uncle Aaron had a rock garden, too. Eric didn't know why the family had rocks on the brain, but he didn't care. Rock collecting was kind of fun, in an obtuse sort of way.
He was pulling out weeds that had gotten stuck in between the rocks during the summer and came upon a very interesting rock. It was solid black, looked a little like quartz. It had been buried deep under the others, and looked extremely out of place.
He considered taking it to his mother and finding out where it had come from (she had a story for every frickin' rock in the garden), but the honking of the school bus out front He slipped the rock in his pocket and grabbed his book bag, then ran to catch the bus.
His buddy, Jeff Probst, was already saving his seat for him. Jeff always saved the seat for him, and Eric always sat there. There were times when he was afraid they might look too gay, especially since Jeff was the only person Eric ever hung out with, but he never put much thought into it. Instead, he just sat beside his friend, shot the shit with him, generally had a good time.
That day, however, Eric was putting more thought into it than he usually did. He'd never been all that popular with girls, despite being a reasonably attractive guy (his mother said he looked like his father). For some reason, he was considering the possibility that he might be gay. Or, at least, that maybe he would have been better off as a girl, instead of wanting to date one. He couldn't place the feeling, either, it was almost like there was a nagging voice at the back of his mind.
That was when he turned to his left and Jeff just leaned over and kissed him! Out of the blue! Eric didn't break off the kiss, for some reason, he just let it happen. Was he gay? Was that what this meant?
When Jeff broke off the kiss, he asked, "What's wrong, Erica?"
Erica didn't respond, she simply sat there and looked down at her finely manicured hands and thought, What the hell just happened to me?
And a voice in the back of her mind answered, You're just enjoying this time to be with your boyfriend, Erica.
And, almost as if Eric had been a distant memory of a life lived by someone else, Erica smiled and said, "Nothing's wrong."
Little did either of them know, Erica's Shadow was also smiling.
Andy and Keith went to the mall to check out girls on a lazy Sunday, but their trip didn't quite go as planned...
Here's a story based on a caption I made years ago, and you can find that here: https://bandage131.deviantart.com/art/TG-Caption-Karma-s-a-W...
"I hate you so much," Andy Weir said to his best friend, Keith Brandes.
Andy wanted to tear Keith's face from his body, but that seemed like an impossible task. Of course, Keith's face was completely different from the jackass that had ruined his life not an hour ago. The person in front of him now was cute, flawless, topped with a mop of curly blonde hair. The grungy black shirt and red cargo shorts he'd been wearing were replaced by a loose black tank top and pink skirt. If Andy saw him for the first time, he'd immediately lose his ability to speak and try to ask him out (and probably fail).
"I've said I'm sorry like fifteen times already!" he said, in that cute, pixie-like voice. "You maybe wanna sit less like you used to? Guys'll be taking a peek if you give them half a chance."
Andy quickly closed his legs, as his friend suggested. Andy's own outfit of a purple tee shirt with Mace Windu from Star Wars on it and a pair of jeans had been switched out by a pink spaghetti strap tank top and a denim skirt. He'd never been a fan of shorts, having had an odd sensitivity to the wind on his legs, and the skirt drew in those feelings ten-fold. His own hair was a more yellow shade of blonde than Keith's, and his face was similarly well-kept without a single sign of blemishes. Unlike Keith, who was only wearing a light amount of foundation, Andy was wearing blush and lipstick.
"You can apologize until we're old and gray, I'm not gonna forgive you for the fact that I'll be a grandma when that happens!"
Keith stood up. "Look, how the hell was I supposed to know she was a real witch, okay?! How was I supposed to know?!"
Andy didn't move. Standing would just remind him of his new body, thanks to the fact that he wasn't wearing a bra. "My point is that you were a dumbass and because of a stupid decision that I warned you against, we're stuck like this!"
He crossed his arms under his breasts like he'd been doing it all his life. "Yeah, we're stuck! Me too, not just you. I'm suffering the consequences of my mistake just as much as you are!"
Andy just sat there, knowing damn well that Keith was telling the truth, he just didn't want to admit it. He didn't want to stop blaming Keith, even though he knew he'd need to eventually. Sure, it was Keith's fault, and that would never change, but Keith was the only know who knew what Andy was dealing with.
Andy sighed. "Look, I'm not forgiving you, but I'll be... Nicer, I guess."
Keith sighed, too. "Fine, that's all I need. We're both in this, Andy."
"I know, I know."
Andy felt a tear streak down his cheek. He hated being "in this".
***
Andy awoke to the sounds of Keith breaking into his room via the window. It wasn't an uncommon thing, both of them did it quite often. Andy remembered one time when Keith had accidentally broken into Andy's sister Kaylee's room, only because the two of them had decided to swap rooms. Kaylee wasn't too pissed off about it, as she'd just broken up with a particularly nasty boyfriend and had been trying to get Keith to ask her out for months. Andy had told him this, as well, but Keith had never seemed interested in Kaylee.
The only strange thing about Keith breaking into Andy's room was that he never did it on Sundays. Keith's family was absurdly religious, and always went to church on Sunday, so for Andy to actually see his friend on that day of the week was a rarity all on its own, let alone for Keith to break into his room at seven in the morning.
Andy sat up and rubbed sleep out of his eyes. Before Keith even had time to say anything, Andy laid back down and pretended to fall asleep again. It was Sunday, he wanted to sleep in, regardless of what Keith wanted to do. "Go away," he said, his voice muffled by the pillow he used to cover his face.
"C'mon, man, it's Sunday, we've got an entire day to check out girls at the mall."
"Why the hell aren't you in church?" Andy asked through the pillow.
"I lied and said I was sick."
"You're a horrible liar."
"Dude, C'mon!"
Andy sighed. "The mall doesn't even open until nine, what are we going to do for two hours?"
"One hour and forty-six minutes," Keith corrected.
"One hour and forty-six minutes, whatever. What?"
"Call of Duty?"
"You know I hate Call of Duty."
"Fine, something else. Aren't you still trying to finish Portal?"
Andy pulled off the pillow and sat up. His sister’s birthday was coming up, anyway, he needed to find something to buy her. "Fine, whatever, let's get on with this."
***
Two hours (one hour and forty six minutes) later, Andy still wasn't entirely awake. He'd been looking forward to sleeping in, and all Keith had done was ruin those chances. Lucky him, Monday was another day. School was still three weeks away and that meant plenty of hours of necessary rest. Maybe he'd even get in some League of Legends playtime.
The mall was quite crowded for just after nine thirty on a Sunday. The sheer number of people was almost unbearable, but Andy had been dragged to the mall on the weekend by Keith to hunt down potential girlfriends. Generally, Andy maintained an air of Oh, he's just my friend, I'm the decent guy and ended up with longer-lasting girlfriends, while Keith would always be I know all the best places to make out and would date a girl for maybe two weeks.
Andy was never certain what exactly he wanted in a girlfriend. The relationships always felt meaningful, and the company was very welcome, but something always seemed wrong. He was never sure what it was, but then he’d get another girlfriend and enjoy himself again for a short period of time. It was a weird cycle that never seemed to want to be broken at any point.
And thus, like usual, Andy was pretty much just Keith’s wingman during his usual troll for girls. It was a role he was used to, at least, even almost comfortable in. Hell, at times he even enjoyed it, though those times were rare.
Keith went up to every girl he could find. Tall ones, short ones, blondes, brunettes, redheads, bald girls, and at least one of them was a guy in drag. Andy kept up his routine, got more than a few You know this loser? glances from girls who finished talking to Keith. There were times when Andy wondered if Keith’s act was truly an act, and he was simply using the appearance of being a dipshit to score to trick girls into more involved relationships. Of course, those thoughts lasted all of ten seconds between girls.
Eventually lunch rolled around, to which Andy was eternally grateful. Three and a half hours of walking around the mall and going up to every girl they saw was more than what he thought Keith was capable of doing. It was certainly more than what Andy thought himself capable of. His feet were fucking killing him.
“I can’t believe we’ve struck out so many times,” Keith said, with a basket of fries in his mouth.
Andy laughed, “I really don’t think Wanna see the back of my dad’s van is a great icebreaker.”
Keith nodded, “Yeah, that one was a mistake, but I’ll come up with better pickups after lunch.”
Andy rolled his eyes. “Dude, better pickups aren’t your problem. You’ve gotta be… I dunno.”
Keith’s eyes suddenly widened. Andy couldn’t see what his friend was looking at, so he turned around and then his eyes widened as well. What he saw was gorgeous, exciting. She was at least a year older than they were, red haired and immaculately made-up. She dressed like summer was her favorite season, all in warm yellows and blues, a tube top and tights. She was beautiful, almost angelic.
Andy turned back to face Keith and saw his friend’s eyes almost watering and his tongue nearly hanging out of his mouth. It would look stupid if Andy didn’t know that was his Smoking Babe Alert look. If not for the fact that he had pretty much the same thoughts on his mind, he’d reach over and smack Keith on the head for even considering hitting on that girl.
“No,” Andy said, attempting to at least look like he wasn’t horny as hell.
“Dude, c’mon! She’ll turn us down in a second and we’ll at least say we tried! Grow some fucking balls!”
“Keith, we’d be the laughing stock of the whole goddamn town!”
“But think of what it would mean in the long run!”
Andy leaned back in his seat and took a drink of soda. “That we’ll be forever known as the two dipshits who struck out with the hottest girl they ever saw?”
“But at least we tried!” Keith exclaimed as he stood up. Andy wanted to kill the bastard for even considering trying this, but then he realized that even if Keith lost his chance with her, Andy may still be in luck. He had literally zero percent of a real chance, but at least he’d have given it his best.
Andy stood up and followed Keith over to where he was taking position to stalk the girl for his perfect chance. Andy had seen Keith do this a thousand times (just that day), he would watch what the girl’s doing, look up certain things on his phone, then pretend to be at least semi-knowledgeable about her interests. He’d fall flat on his ass most of the time, but he’d never seemed to lose interest in doing it. It provided Andy a bit of entertainment, but it was no less stupid.
Andy took his own stock of the situation and noticed she was looking at very basic things: clothes, jewelry, make-up. It was as if she were marking off a checklist of typical feminine things to look at. Granted, there were girls out there who had more interest in things like that than they did anything else, but he’d never seen any this stereotypical.
He almost wondered if she was… Baiting them?
Andy paid more attention to this girl. There was something different about her compared to other girls he and Keith had tried to hit on that day, something that he wanted to figure out. She made him curious, and that made him more interested in her for more than just potential romance.
Keith made his move. He ran a hand through his shaggy brown hair and walked up to her. He had a smile on his face that looked charming, but really only meant that he was trying to wow someone. Andy laughed internally at his attempts, but he knew that Keith was laughing just as hard at himself and would be laughing at Andy if he managed to make it. But Andy knew that was a remote possibility.
“Hi,” Keith said, letting that smile do most of his talking.
She glanced out of the corner of her eye at him, then returned to poking through some lipstick. Andy noticed it was a light pink shade that his sister would like.
“I noticed you the second you walked in,” Keith continued, “couldn’t - “
She cut him off, “You couldn’t take your eyes off me, all the way from the door until now.” She sounded annoyed, if not angry. Again, Andy was considering the possibility that she’d been aware they were watching her. Hell, now it seemed even more likely. She turned her head to face him. “You’re not the first, you won’t be the last, I’m not interested in guys like you.”
Andy was about to grab Keith’s arm and pull him away, but something seemed off, now. He couldn’t quite place it and he didn’t know what the hell was happening.
Keith didn’t seem to notice anything. He asked her, “What kind of guys are you interested in? I’m asking for a friend, y’know.”
“The friend you’re asking for is either yourself or the dweeb behind you acting as your wingman.”
Andy took offense to that. A nerd, yes. A dweeb, no. “Hey - “ He started to say.
“Un-uh,” she said, instantly silencing him, “I’ll get to you in a second, Wingman.” She focused back on Keith. “I assume you don’t get a lot of dates, since your pick-ups are so awful.” She left the counter with all the lipstick, but she took one tube. It was a different shade of pink than the one she’d been looking at before. “Tell me, how many girls have you won over with lines like that?”
Keith stuttered a second, then said, “Not many,” his tone so reserved he almost sounded like he wanted to cry.
“I thought so.” She uncapped the lipstick and brought it up to his lips, but stopped just short of putting it on him. “I think your mouth should stay away from disgusting things like that again. Picking up women isn’t your thing, clearly. So, what should be done with you?”
***
Andy was about to say something, but suddenly the mall around them… Vanished. He didn’t understand what he was and/or wasn’t seeing. The make-up counter with the lipstick tubes and a single pillar that they’d been standing close to was still there, but everything else was gone. This had already started to get creepy, now it was downright disturbing.
“Don’t be afraid, girls,” she said, “you’ll be alright. We just needed a quiet place for a little ‘girl talk’.” She walked over to Andy and put her hand on his shoulder. He suddenly felt constricted, as if he were… Tied up? What the hell? “You’re the smart one, I can tell. Unfortunately, you’re also not so very bright, because you let this douchebag drag you into this.”
He managed to speak, a weak and tiny voice that didn’t at all sound like the one he normally spoke with. “What are you doing?” he asked.
“Oh, I’m just going to right a wrong. As I said to your friend, picking up girls isn’t either of your strong points, otherwise he would’ve been smart enough to try a less insulting pick-up line, or at least you would have told him I was out of your leagues.”
Andy would have told her that he did try to warn Keith about that, but his lips suddenly couldn’t move.
“Oh, don’t open that pretty mouth of yours, sweetie,” she said, her voice taking on a strange undertone that made her voice sound deeper, almost guttural. She pressed the lipstick up to Andy’s lips. “Tell me your name,” she said, but he knew she was talking to Keith, somehow.
Keith answered in a light, higher pitched voice, “Keith.” The way he said it sounded strained, as if he’d had to force the word out of his mouth.
“Such a… Boring name. Actually, it could be runner up for Worst Name in the English Language. No, I think a better name would be Katie.”
Andy wasn’t sure what the hell she was getting at. Why would Keith have a girl’s name? He tried to speak up in his friend’s defense, but his mouth was still closed, incapable of opening.
She focused her eyes on Andy now. “Tell me, what’s your name?”
His lips suddenly weren’t locked in place anymore, though his voice sounded just as oddly high-pitched and strained as Keith’s did. “Andy.”
She made clicking sounds and shook her head. “No, no, no, that won’t do. You look more like an April to me.”
What the fuck?! Andy thought. He really wasn’t understanding any of this.
But his lips were sealed yet again, as if her deciding his name should be “April” was the last of that conversation. She grabbed him by the back of the head and applied the pink lipstick to his surprisingly puckered lips. Something felt odd about the lipstick, a familiar sort of feel that he’d never expected. As if he’d worn lipstick before, though he didn’t remember ever doing that in his life.
She stepped back over to Keith. “You understand what’s about to happen, Katie? What it is you’ve brought upon your friend and yourself?”
Keith opened his mouth and made noise, but probably not the noise he meant to make. His screaming was like that of a girl, almost more shrill than anything Andy’d ever heard. “What the fuck are you?!” Keith shouted.
She giggled. “I see you two have never come across a magical being yet, or at least not that you’ve known. I’m what you would call a witch, and my name is Kara Matthews, or Karma for short.”
***
Andy was more than confused. Magic? Witches? Karma?! Did this Kara girl somehow think this was justified retribution for a failed pick-up line? Christ, had she done this to others? What exactly was she doing?
Kara set the lipstick tube down on the part of the counter that inhabited their little world. She waved her hand a bit and suddenly a clothes rack appeared from nowhere, all girls’ clothes, Andy noticed. “Now, we need to find you girls some proper outfits. Something that keeps you at least semi-modest, but shows off your new assets.” She poked around a little bit, took off a few skirts or pairs of short shorts. “Hmm… Yeah, you’d both look much better in skirts.”
Andy managed the courage to ask, “Why are you doing this?” His voice had followed Keith’s, becoming light and feminine. “This can’t be because of a shitty pick-up line!”
She giggled. “Oh, you think this was because of today? You’re very wrong about that.” She snapped her fingers and three chairs appeared, one behind each of them. “Sit, girls.” They both did. “Good. Katie, April, you’re here because of what you’ve done in your past lives. Katie, you were the most repeat offender, having treated far too many girls horribly.”
Keith rolled his eyes. “Those break-ups were always mutual!” Andy thought it strange to hear that girl voice from his friend’s mouth.
“Except for Alana Krantzberg and Penny Ford and Teresa Marsh and Helena Marsh… The list goes on, Katie, and the number of girls you claimed to have slept with continued to grow, destroying a few reputations.”
Keith looked away from her. “That’s…”
“Say no more.” She reached into a purse Andy hadn’t seen. “You’re not so bad as to treat a girl like meat, but you clearly chose not to look at the consequences of your actions.” She slipped a piece of gum into her mouth. “Thus, you’ll see what it is you’ve been doing from the other side of the aisle.” She leaned back in her seat. “You’ll see what it feels like to have a boy claim he slept with you, what it does to your standing with your friends.”
Andy audibly gulped. “What did I do?” he asked.
Kara’s eyes took on a dark glow. “You did much worse, April. You remember Valerie Matthews?”
Andy searched his memory, then realized exactly who she was talking about. “Yeah, why?”
“You broke her heart.”
He raised an eyebrow. “Huh?”
Kara shifted her posture a little, crossed one leg over the other. “Valerie is my little sister, and you two dated for a couple weeks before you suddenly stopped calling her. She tried calling you and calling you, it always went to voicemail or your sister answered and said you weren’t home.” She reached into her purse again and produced something that Andy couldn’t see. After a second, he realized it was her phone. “I’d never seen her so hurt. You left a mark on her, April.”
He sat forward. “I never dated her! She sat beside me in class and I had to tutor her, but we never dated.”
“Little Vallie didn’t see it that way. She crushed on you hard.”
“She never said anything to me…” he said, his voice too light to really even call it sound.
“Whatever you saw it as is insignificant, you hurt my sister, and Katie hurt several other girls, this is punishment for the two of you.” She smirked and added, “And though you won’t remember what it’s for, you’ll feel it regardless.”
***
Andy’s mind was doing circles around what Kara had just said, to the point he was getting a migraine. He wanted to reach for his purse and grab a Tylenol, but that wasn’t right, he didn’t carry a purse. The changes to his mind weren’t taking root already, were they?
Kara stood again and played around with a clothes rack. “So, skirts for you girls? I think so. And both of you have the perfect bodies for tank tops.” She glanced back at Andy. “And I think April prefers that braless look, right?” She giggled. Andy simply sat there in horror as she kept poking through the racks.
I couldn't… No. No, her sister just sat beside me. Why wouldn’t she say anything about liking me? But his thoughts weren’t completely on that track. Why didn’t I see it? Why did I ignore her? What was wrong with me? Was I that self-absorbed?
He shook his head to try and clear the thoughts away. Her magic was affecting him, strongly, and he wanted to hold it off as long as possible.
That was unfortunately difficult. He saw that his clothes had begun to change. His jeans shrank, the pant legs fusing into a single tube-like garment. Still denim, the skirt that his pants had become was short, barely reaching mid-thigh. That drew his attention to his legs, which had slimmed down and shaped up, and his leg hair disappeared entirely. His tennis shoes began to fade, replaced by a pair of flip flops that showed off his red-painted toes. His shirt morphed from purple to pink, and then the sleeves shrank away. The tank top he was now wearing clearly made it obvious that he didn’t have a bra underneath it.
And he wished he was wearing a bra. His chest began to expand, growing into the breasts he knew every straight guy would be checking out (well, most). The new weight on his chest jiggled with every movement, almost uncomfortably so, though perhaps that was simply because he wasn’t used to it. A new part of his mind was already enjoying it.
His hair fell in front of his face, long and blonde. He reached up to pull it away from his face and tuck it behind his ear, so very naturally as if he’d had long hair most of his life. He hated long hair before then, had never wanted to let it grow past his ears. It now tickled his exposed shoulders.
He felt another strange tickling in his groin, and he knew exactly what that was. He pressed his legs together and felt nothing at all. Lil’ Andy had been taken from him and replaced with Sweet Miss April. He never even noticed when his boxers had been replaced by a pair of silky panties.
Andy had been so caught up in his own changes that Keith’s transformation into Katie pretty much passed him by. Where his friend had been sitting was this cute blonde girl in a black tank top and a pink skirt. He could see some of Keith in the girl’s features, but she was too feminine to have ever been the teenage boy she had been not five minutes before.
Kara stood there and snickered, but it didn’t take long for it to become full-blown laughter. “Oh, look at you girls! You look so pretty!”
Keith stood up and shouted, “Change us back, you bitch!”
She shook her head. “Sorry, Katie, this is exactly what you are now. Once I return us to the mortal world, you won’t be able to find anybody who remembers Andy and Keith, but April and Katie will be relatively popular girls.” She stepped over to Andy and put her hand on his bare shoulder. “And my little sister will never remember the pain Andy put her through.” Her smile made him shiver. She removed her hand and walked back to the rack. “In fact, in a little less than an hour, neither of you will remember Keith or Andy. It’ll start small, your first bike will have been pink or baby blue, then your first kiss will have been with a boy, you’ll remember your first period, and finally no single memory will have even the faintest trace of your old male identities.”
Keith sat back down. “What gives you the right to do this to people?” he asked, through tears. Andy couldn’t blame him, as he was fighting them back as well.
She smirked. “Oh, it’s not that I have the right. I have the responsibility to make people like you suffer for what you’ve done to others. I’ve done this ever since I found out I was a witch, and every time I’ve done it, the amount of pain I’ve erased has grown.” She snapped her fingers and the mall around them returned. “You never know, ladies, maybe I’ll be erasing your pain somewhere down the road.”
***
Andy wiped tears from his cheeks. He hated the fact that he was distressed by the idea that the tears were ruining his make-up, but he couldn’t stop either the tears or the feelings. He reached into his purse and grabbed his compact mirror. His cheeks still looked as cute and rose pink as they had before the tears, so she was at least a little comforted.
Katie cleared his throat. “Um… Do you… Do you remember why we’re both so emotional right now?” she asked.
Andy was looking down at his nails and wondering what color to paint them tomorrow. “Huh?” she asked.
“I was just crying, and I don’t know why.”
“You were? Was I?” He thought he was, but couldn’t remember why he would have been. Was something actually wrong?
“I don’t know.”
April stood up and slung his purse over his shoulder. “I know, let’s go do something. There are probably some cute single guys at the mall, let’s get going.”
Keith stood up and grabbed her own purse. “Yeah, I need somebody after that douchebag dumped me last week. Maybe he’ll even be there and I can get him jealous.”
Andy nodded. “Yeah. I need something to take my mind off that insensitive dick… I can’t even remember his name. Allan, or something. Huh, maybe I’m already getting over him.”
“Yeah, let’s go. Your sister’s birthday is coming up soon, anyway, isn’t it? Let’s find her something while we shop for guys to tease.”
“Oh, I saw this adorable teddy bear that Kaylee’s gonna love, it’s chocolate scented.”
“Aw, that’s so cute!”
April immediately felt better, for some reason, as if some sort of weight had been lifted from her shoulders. Whatever had been getting her down was gone, and it was almost like she had some new purpose to her day.
I’ll get over that asshole and find a new guy that’ll actually notice me when I’m trying to flirt with him. It’s that simple.
***
Across the park, Kara smirked. Exactly one hour after the change and the girls had finished their transformations. It had never happened that quickly before, they usually took a day or two. Maybe Andy and Keith already had some April and Katie in them before she got to them. Maybe in helping all the girls they’d wronged, she’d actually helped two more find themselves.
Either way, she didn’t care. Her goal of helping her sister had been accomplished, and she was ready to put this success behind her to focus on the next one. She already had a few candidates in mind, too.
Another TG Storytime immigrant. This is a sequel to the story I just posted earlier today, "Twisting My Life". You'll likely notice that a character's name changes between the beginning and the ending, that was a giant mistake, but it ends up working in the story's favor, I think.
THE PURSE AND ITS CONTENTS
My mom gave me a quick kiss as I zoomed out the door to get on the bus. I hated it when she did that. I'm not some little kid who needs to kiss his mommy goodbye, or anything. She was ready for work, ready to be Dad's secretary, which she'd done since before I was born. Dad was already gone, off at work and getting the place ready for the day's work. I think it's an accounting firm, but I've never really cared.
I sat down in my usual seat, next to Bobby Ford. We weren't friends, but we got along. We talked, some times. He told me about his folks, what they did, where they went and when he banged chicks while they were gone. I told him about my folks and how, since they were gone 98% of the day, how often I banged chicks. We laughed about it a lot.
Later, I was sitting in class, and the girl next to me tapped me on the shoulder. “What?” I asked, turning to her.
“You got a tampon in there I could have? I think my period just started.” She was pointing down at something below my seat. I reached down and found something I never would have dreamed of finding in my life: a purse. Not skipping a beat, I reached in and produced a tampon, handing it to the girl. “Thanks, girlfriend, you really saved my life.” She asked the teacher if she could be excused, and then left to go use the tampon.
When she returned, I asked if I could be excused and took the purse with me. For some reason, my actions were largely automatic, I slung the purse over my shoulder like I'd been doing it for years, and no one ever made a quip about it. It was almost as if everyone just accepted that I carried a purse.
I slipped into the restroom and slid into a stall, then I dumped the contents of the purse onto my lap. Lipstick, blush, foundation, eye shadow, eye liner, mascara, a hair scrunchie, nail polish, another tampon, some gum, a cell phone, a wallet and a coin purse. Obviously, all the feminine stuff was completely new to me, but the gum was normal. The wallet wasn't mine, but it had my cards in it, oddly enough.
The cell phone was new, too. I always carry a cell phone (what teen doesn't, these days?), but mine was a black Motorola Razor, with a skull and bones sticker on the back. This one was a pink Droid, with a Hello Kitty sticker on the back. I turned it on and found all of my settings were on it. All my contacts, all my games, all my music, all my pictures—it was like it had been my phone forever, or something.
I was scared. Where'd this purse come from, and why was it like no one cared? Things were getting strange, now.
I heard the restroom door open, and quickly started getting everything back into the purse. I heard chattering from the three new occupants of the restroom, talking about something I wasn't paying attention to. I flushed to finish the illusion that I was just using the toilet, and then I made my hasty exit. Dana, Kim and Sherry never once asked me why I, a guy, was in the girl's restroom. Nor did I even notice.
THE MAKE UP
That purse came to school and left school with me every day, and always over my shoulder, like I was just another girl carrying a purse. Mom and Dad never questioned me about it, either, but that was to be expected. Dad caught me banging a girl on the couch one day, never asked me what was going on.
I helped a couple other girls out, giving them tampons or letting them use the lipstick or the eyeliner or the nail polish. It was so weird, because nobody seemed to think it out of the ordinary for a guy—a member of the football team, no less—to be carrying a purse. Nobody thought it was strange that girls were asking me for tampons or make up. And even I didn't think it was strange that I used the girl's restroom now. Life was just getting screwed up.
So it was no surprise, one day, when I was in the girl's restroom and standing in front of the sink, fixing my make up. I was putting on a fresh coat of lipstick, which just happened to be my mom's favorite color of bubblegum pink. That same color was also covering my fingernails, and I assumed my toenails as well. I capped off the tube of lipstick and dumped it back in my purse, then stood there, looking at myself in the mirror.
If somebody had just met me, they'd see a guy with a girl's face. I'd had the beginnings of stubble (my first beard!) yesterday, but now it was gone, and I don't ever remember shaving it off. I'd clearly used a light amount of both blush and eye shadow, plus a neat amount of eye liner. My foundation was done up perfectly for someone my age, and my lips were thick and pouty thanks to the lipstick.
At first, I was scared, but the more I looked at that face, the more it became natural. Of course I wore make up! I carry it around in my purse, why would I do that if I didn't wear it? I couldn't, for the life of me, remember when I'd ever used a tampon, but I'm sure I had, otherwise I wouldn't have any (except for those times when other girls needed them). These things were just obvious.
Taking one last look at my make up, I slung my purse over my shoulder and left the restroom to slide into the classroom just as class started. A couple of the girls were complimenting me on my look, which made me feel good about myself. I caught a couple of the guys taking peeks at me every so often, so I treated them to a smile and a few eyelash bats, compliments of my long eyelashes. The guys just smirked.
THE NEW CLOTHES
I picked through a few of my shirts and couldn't find one I wanted to wear. It was so frustrating, and I was almost ready to give up and put on a crappy one when Mom brought the laundry in and told me that she'd bought me a few new things, which she'd washed before giving to me.
I went through the clothes and found something that caught my eye. It was bright yellow, with a purple flower on the chest and the word 'Princess' on the back. I slipped it over my head and then dug into the laundry basket for some pants. I found my favorite pair of tight-fitting low riders and wiggled into them. The best part of it was the embroidered picture of a flower on the butt, where the pockets should be.
I looked myself over in the full length mirror on my closet door, standing there like some kind of model with my hands on my hips and chest thrust out. I looked absolutely sweet, and my look was accentuated by my perfect make up. My hair was brushed into an elegant pageboy style, and now fell down to the back of my neck.
To the world, I looked like a teen beauty queen, with a pink purse slung over my shoulder.
Breakfast was quick, with Mom telling me how much she liked my new look and Dad (on one of his days off) telling me not to be too flashy, which neither Mom nor I agreed with. After a couple of slices of toast, I grabbed my pink bookbag and ran out the door to catch the bus.
Bobby had saved the seat beside him for me, sweet as he was, and so I plopped down beside him. He put his arm around my shoulder and I laid my head down on his. So many people asked us if we were going steady, but Bobby always said we were just friends. I wonder just how much more “friendly” I need to be with him to get him to like me. Boys can be stupid some times.
Bobby gave me a “friendly” pat on the ass when we parted to go to our separate classes. I noticed many glances at me when I walked into the classroom. Maybe it was my cute outfit, but I'll bet most of the guys were just staring at my ass. I couldn't blame them, if I was a boy, I'd stare at me, too.
THE THINGS IN MY BRA
I was slipping on my bra, as usual, when I noticed that the cups seemed to be filled out a little. At first, I was surprised—even when I was wearing training bras this time last year, I didn't really have anything in the cups, on account of my being a late bloomer—but then I looked again and I saw them: I had breasts.
Panic slapped me in the face at first. I was a guy, guys don't have boobs! Then again, guys don't wear bras either. Or panties, or short shorts, and I was wearing all of that. But the boobs! When did 'they' start growing? I wanted to rush out into the kitchen and ask Mom what was going on with me, but the calmer, more mature side of me said no. I shouldn't just run out there, acting like a little girl all proud of herself because she was getting boobies, I was fifteen years old. I should just accept this part of my body, just like I've always done.
I slipped a tank top over my head and over my bra, noticing that my new breasts were just slightly pushing my shirt out. Anybody who looked could see the cleavage I was now sporting. Bobby would probably tease me about it, just like he did when I started growing my hair out, or when my butt started rounding out. I swear, if I didn't love that boy, I'd probably wanna smack him for all the dumb stuff he does to me.
The only make up I put on today was lipstick. Well, and nail polish, but I barely ever took that off (only when I changed it). Daddy thinks it's cute that Mom and I love the same colors, but I've always thought I looked super cute and super sweet in bubblegum pink. It always brings out the blue of my eyes. I put on my pink sandals my equally pink fingerless gloves, then tied my hair back into a ponytail. I looked kinda tough in this outfit, but I looked sexy and girlish, too, and I 'loved' looking sexy and girlish.
When I got on the school bus, Bobby grabbed me around the waist and pulled me down onto his lap. I had to admit, I was enjoying the initiative he was taking, and sitting down on his hard pecker, even though it was encased in his jeans, was hardening my nipples up but good.
“If only we could do more than this here,” I said, giggling. Then I leaned in and gave the boy of my dreams one of the sexiest kisses a boy could ever get. He reached under my tank top and under my bra and started squeezing my boobs. I almost came right then and there, but luckily, I was able to contain myself. Barely.
THE FIRST TIME
I don't know what it was, but for some reason, I was wearing bras that were a cup size too small. I was wearing A cup bras when I should have been wearing B cups (and, really, the B cups were kinda tight, so maybe I should be wearing C cups). I wondered why I still had all these old A cup bras when I've been a B cup now for almost a year (it was about three months after I turned 14 that I started wearing B cups, and I was 15 now). Mom was usually good at throwing away the stuff that didn't fit me anymore.
Of course, I wasn't really worrying about bras at the moment, because I was a little more concerned about what Bobby would think about the nightie I was wearing just for him. It was pink, like most of my underthings, and just the cutest little pair of bikini panties went with it. I wasn't wearing any shoes or sandals, so Bobby could see my pretty little feet with their pink nail polish.
I was the sweetest looking birthday present a boy could have.
Mom and Dad were out celebrating some big work thing that I didn't really care about, Billy's parents were out doing something special to them (I think it's their anniversary, too, or something), so Billy was coming over to celebrate his birthday, and I felt the need to dress up for him. I was getting wet in all the right places and my boyfriend wasn't even here yet.
The doorbell rang at 5 o'clock and I rushed from the kitchen to the front door. I greeted him and we Frenched right in the doorway. He slipped a hand over my nightie-covered boob and another down onto my panty-covered ass and squeezed both of them at the same time. My nipples were so hard I was surprised they weren't poking out my nightie.
I led Billy upstairs into my cute pink bedroom and furiously started to rip his clothes off of him. He didn't object, and started doing the same to me once I was done. Once our naked bodies were exposed to one another, he held me so close to him that I don't think air could have gotten between us. We kissed one more time before taking the next step in our relationship.
I laid down on the bed with my long, sexy legs spread, while Billy crawled on top of me. He lowered his lips to mine while he lowered something else into my other lips. One of his hands grasped one boob, while one of my hands grasped the other. Both hands pinched at my nipples while Billy slowly pounded his organ into my most secret of places. I was lucky that our lips were locked together because I might have been disturbing the neighbors with all my screams. I never thought that losing my virginity would be so exciting.
I came probably three times before Billy did once, and as soon as he did, he fell asleep with his head between my boobs. I loved the feeling of my man on top of me, even if we were both really sweaty. I fell asleep probably an hour later, just feeling his breathing on my chest.
THE FINALE
Ten years later, Billy and I were married. It was a very grand day (my nineteenth birthday, actually) when we got married. The whole church was smiling and clapping when I walked down the aisle in the same pink dress my mom got married in. Mom and Dad embraced Billy into our family much like Billy's parents embraced me.
Twelve months after our wedding, I gave birth to our first child, a boy named Bill. Ironically, he was named after both his father and his grandfather. For some reason, I seemed to remember another boy named Bill while I was growing up. But, it wasn't Billy and I didn't have any brothers, I was an only child.
I do wish that my memory of Bill's birth wasn't so fuzzy. Billy said I was so out of it when I gave birth that he was surprised I was awake at all. Oh, well, I'll always love both my husband and my son, just like my husband and my parents have always loved me.
Nightmare to Scream for on Friday the 13th
Enjoy this fun little tale about Friday the 13th.
“Do you like scary movies?” the voice on the other end of the phone asked me.
“Who is this and why the hell are you calling me?” was my response.
“Y’know the best scary movies, right?”
“The ones directed by the Wayans brothers and not the other three?”
“Naw, naw, the very best scary movies are the ones with those really hot girls like you who get killed at the beginning.”
I pulled the phone away from my ear for a second and stared at it. This guy did know he was talking to a guy, right? I held it to my head again. “Look, I really don’t know what the hell you called me for, but you should probably - “
The bastard cut me off. “Please, sugar, don’t say another word, I’ll be over in just a bit…” After that, the phone cut off. The guy didn’t hang up, it cut off, like the asshole had cut the phone line outside.
Except that he’d called my cellphone.
Now I was somewhat concerned. I dropped my phone on the kitchen table and walked out into the hallway to grab my baseball bat. It hung on the wall, a keepsake from my Little League days. It wasn’t exactly the largest bat, but it was solid wood and would leave a pretty nasty mark on whoever it was that called me.
I walked into the living room and saw my TV was on. I’d shut it off when I went into the kitchen to eat and watch YouTube videos on my phone, but there it was, showing an assload of static. What the hell?! Never did I imagine answering a phone call would lead to this sort of thing. Was I dreaming? Was I hallucinating while face down in my bowl of cereal?
Something flashed by on the TV. A ring shape, or something. Okay, so whatever was fucking with me had seen too many movies. If I could be genre savvy about this, maybe I’d be able to get through this weird ass fever dream. Maybe I’d wake up and forget all this, who knew? I sure as hell didn’t.
I waited for the inevitable ghost or evil spirit or ghostfaced killer (or Ghostface Killah, if at all possible) to show up, bat at the ready. I knew if I sat at the chair, I’d have seven days to live or something like that. I didn’t want to take the risk, even though I knew this was just some crazy dream.
“Hey, honey,” a voice said. Deep, yet scratchy, almost like Freddy Krueger’s. It came from behind me, so I spun around and swung the bat -
But there was no one, nothing there. What the hell? I turned around again and saw the TV was off, the house quiet again. Had I just made all that up in my head?
No, I couldn’t have. Why would… Dammit, I didn’t even know what questions to ask myself. This was fucking insane. What the hell was going on?!
A hand touched my shoulder. “Playin’ hard to get?”
I spun with intent to swing yet again, but this time the bat fell out of my hands.
Because my hands were smaller, more delicate. With bright yellow fingernail polish.
“What the hell?!” I screamed. My voice wasn’t mine at all. It was higher, almost to the point of being screechy. What… What the fuck? What was happening?!
The figure before me was tall, cloaked in black from head to toe, though his face was a white amorphous blob with similar, smaller black blobs that had to be his mouth and eyes. His hands were huge, his fingers blade-like, which now made me wonder if he’d cut me when he touched me. Long tendrils hung around his head like hair. He was thin, maybe thinner than a five year old child.
It took me a moment to figure his schtick out: He was an amalgam of a few different slasher movie creatures.
He knelt down to meet me eye to eye, and I realized for the first time that I had shrunk some. I’d been five-foot-seven, kinda short for a guy, but not mockingly so. If I was taller than five-foot-even right now. I’d be amazed.
“So… Sweetie… Do you like the scary movies where the hot girl dies in the first ten minutes?”
If I was right about the changes my body had gone through, I was likely the hot girl he was talking about.
I somehow found the seconds necessary to pick the bat back up and swung it into his face. Much to my astonishment, my move actually worked. He grabbed for his face where I’d hit him and doubled over, so he was now almost my height.
I didn’t waste my opportunity to run. I bolted down the hallway to my bedroom door, burst through… And found myself somewhere that wasn’t my bedroom. It was a bedroom, but not mine. I lived in a decent suburban house that I rented for a fraction of the usual price because the landlord was my uncle. The bedroom I was now standing in was log cabin to the end, almost to the point of ridiculousness. There were creepy-ass trees out the window and lightning flashing every other few seconds. There was another door on the… West wall? I honestly didn’t know the cabin’s orientation, but in my house, it would be the west wall.
I turned around and saw that the door I’d just come through was closed, despite the fact that I hadn’t closed it. I reached for the knob and made certain that it was locked, then I did the same with the other door. Granted, not like a door would stop a supernatural entity that had snuck into my house, turned me into a girl and then transplanted me into a cabin in the woods somewhere, but it was peace of mind.
There was a full mirror in the corner that I wasn’t quite certain had been there moments before, but I didn’t give a shit. I needed to take stock of what I looked like now, needed to see my face and make sure I wasn’t some scared little girl (even though I kinda felt like I should be). What I saw was pretty much exactly what I expected.
I had gone from a mildly overweight (199 lbs), five-foot-seven, shaggy brown haired guy to pretty much the stereotypical horror movie victim girl. My initial idea of five-foot-even was probably spot on, and there was no way I weighed more than 110. My tits were almost obnoxiously large, same with my ass. My hair was now perfectly straight, blonde and hit my mid-back. My eyes had been brown but were now light blue, and of course I had makeup on.
The clothes I’d been wearing were a simple shirt and cargo shorts, but now I was clad in a damn near skin-tight pink and gray striped shirt that exposed my very perfectly flat stomach and really emphasized those boobs and a pair of tight faded jeans with holes at the knees. I had only been wearing shorts before, but now I was wearing pink boots that were thankfully not heels.
Oh yeah, the girl in the mirror would definitely have killed in the first ten minutes of any slasher movie. Maybe she’d make it half way through, then she’d have sex with the teen heartthrob and probably get sliced in half by a chainsaw right at that perfect midsection. The guy would likely have just left her while she’s still on the bed or couch, and a bed sheet or blanket would be optionally covering her just before her death in order to keep the movie rated R instead of NC-17.
(And, of course, her tits would be completely uncensored on the unrated Blu-Ray release, assuming of course this wasn’t a direct-to-video release in the first place.)
I heard a phone ringing. It took me a second or two to realize the sound was coming from my back pocket. Then it took me a second to realize my phone could fit in my back pocket. I pulled it out of the pocket and saw I somehow had that ghostfaced fucker as a contact, and that his name was Terrance.
“Hey, babe, I’m a little not so happy about WHAT YOU DID TO MY FACE!”
I laughed. “Oh, so I actually hit you? Yippie.”
“Oh, you’d better be excited, bitch, because I’m gonna fuck you up bad.”
I fake shivered, despite him not being able to see it over the phone. “Oh, I’m so very scared, Mr. Terrance, please don’t hurt me!” Where the hell I’d gained this confidence from was a question I had no intention of giving a fuck about, I just wanted to piss this asshole off.
I heard him laugh on the other end. “Oh, trust me, bitch, I’m not gonna hurt you… I’LL MAKE YOU FUCKING SCREAM REALLY FUCKING BADLY!”
I made a tsk noise. “We’re gonna lose the G rating on this flick. Listen, Terrance, I don’t really wanna play with you right now, so, please, just send me back home and let me get back to my life, okay? Terrance?”
He laughed, a disgusting, guttural thing. “Oh, don’t worry, you little moist slit, I’m gonna play with you so hard you start beggin’ for me to break you!”
Jesus, this was starting to sound like foreplay. I had no one to blame but myself, really, as I’d started it. Regardless, I hung up the phone, as I was done talking to that freak.
I needed something to use as a weapon, but a quick glance around the room revealed nothing of use. Presumably, Terrance had set this place up so that I’d be the unsuspecting victim in this whole farce. There wouldn’t be any need for weapons, as I’d never believe anything would happen to me. I’d be completely helpless.
Too bad for him I had seen plenty of slasher movies.
I set to work breaking off one of the legs to the bed to use it as a makeshift bludgeon. I tore some of the curtain off and tied it around the end of the leg, just in case I found something to use to light it on fire. I was gonna try to be prepared for anything, though considering Terrance seemed to be magic, I may miss something.
I took a deep breath and brushed some hair away from my eyes with one hand. Time to see what I was up against.
I opened the door and found myself in a very well lit hallway, at least 85% window. It was still pure night time outside, but the lightning flashes provided a good source of illumination. The forest outside looked as though it could decay at almost any time, like it was on the verge of death. I assumed that was just Terrance fucking with me some more.
I took my steps slowly, cautiously. I didn’t want to be jump scared by that sonuvabitch, but considering his schtick and the fact that was all somewhat genuinely frightening, he might have still had a chance to make me shit my pants. I wasn’t completely in control of my faculties, here.
The first door I came upon was to my right, on the same side of the hall as all the windows. I tried to peek into the other room’s windows, but the lights were off and the shades drawn. More than likely, he’d try to get me in there, but he also could have had a backup kill planned for another room in case I didn’t go in this one. I didn’t know how genre savvy he was, just as he didn’t know how genre savvy I was.
I opened the door to the next room with a mix of dread and expectation. I knew something would happen, but I didn’t know what. I tightened my grip on the bed leg and stepped into the room. From what I could see after my eyes almost adjusted, the room appeared to be a pleasantly furnished reading room or library. I saw at least one bookcase and a large arm chair. I couldn’t see anyone or anything else, but Terrance was magic, and had been an amorphous black shape anyway, so he could very well have been hiding.
“Terrance…” I said, my voice all flowers and singalongs. I wanted him to feel a false sense of comfort, that I wasn’t prepared for him. He didn’t make himself seen, however, so I merely continued traversing the room. I bumped into a chair and let out a loud groan.
And heard a giggle.
The sound came from behind me, to my right, by the door. “Terrance?”
He giggled some more. “Aw, don’cha just know me?”
I pet my arms slump a little, but didn’t lower my guard. “What the hell?”
He stood up and held his hands in front of his mouth, almost as if covering his laughter. “Aw, c’mon… You know what I mean…” In almost the space of time it took me to blink, he was right in front of me, his face less than a centimeter away from mine. “Don’t you know me so well, sweetcheeks?!”
I backed away from him. “You need a breath mint.”
He breathed into his hand. “Seriously? I just brushed my teeth, too. I’m sorry, this is just embarrassing, we’re going to need to start this over again. Do you mind leaving the room and coming back in?”
I felt my eye twitching. “What the fuck?”
“Look, this… This needs to be perfect, okay? I’m only allowed to do this on certain days, and it’s… It’s my only release…”
Now I let my guard down a little. Just a little. “What?”
He sighed, then snapped his fingers (assuming he even had fingers; I honestly could barely tell what his hands were) and the lights were on. I was now sitting in a chair, the bed leg to the side and a clipboard in my hand. He was lying on a couch, twiddling his thumbs (I could now tell he had thumbs). It took me a second to realize my outfit had changed. My top was now a relatively tight blouse that was left unbuttoned enough to show a larger amount of cleavage than I was ready to accept and my pants were replaced by a dangerously short skirt. My boots were also now high heels. I was sitting with one leg crossed over the other, and was honestly quite grateful for that because where Terrance was sitting, he could have seen my underwear. Hell, knowing him, I may not even have been wearing underwear.
He sighed again. “Y’see, it started when I was younger. My father was a drinker and every time he came home pissed out of his skull, he’d beat my mother and me. Mom always told me to suck it up and be a big boy about it, because that was easier than fighting back, but I couldn’t help being disgusted by what Dad was doing to us.”
I leaned forward. “Are we… Are we really doing a therapy session?”
He turned his amorphous blob face toward me. “I’m talking here! I paid for a whole hour!”
“Okay, okay, fine. Go on.” Why the hell I chose to play along was both confusing and yet not of importance to me. “So, do you think this need for… Whatever the hell it is you do started because your father beat you?”
He nodded. “I do. I just… It wells up inside me, y’know, and then the need to get it out just makes me fidgety and irritable. I stay away from my wife and kids when this happens, I feel it spares them the pain of seeing me like this.”
“You have a wife and kids?”
He sighed a third time. “Look, honeybuns, if you’re not gonna play along, this really isn’t gonna work, so,” he snapped his fingers again and the room was back to perpetual darkness and we were right back to where we had been standing before, “then let’s just get back to this part. It’s honestly more fun for me, anyway.”
I didn’t ready myself to fight just yet. “Hold on, I really don’t get all of this. What the hell do you want? What are we here for? Maybe explain all of this and I’ll play along.”
He did nothing for a good long time. I swear I heard birds or crickets chirping, but we were in a cabin in the middle of a forest. However, there was a thunderstorm going on outside, so I assumed the sounds were magic or something. Again, he snapped his fingers and the lights came back on. I realized then that I was still wearing the sexy therapist outfit, though he hadn’t turned the room into a therapist’s office again.
“You really wanna know why I’m doing this?” he asked.
“Well, yeah, I kinda do. I mean, I was sitting in my house eating a bowl of cereal and I was a guy and then you call me and turn me into a girl and try to do this whole stupid slasher movie thing. I mean, what exactly are you, anyway?”
He tapped at his chin. “I won’t lie, none of the others have ever asked that question.” He pointed at me. “You may very well be my favorite victim, Hot Girl Number Seventeen.”
“I’m going to ask you never to call me that again.”
“Fine. What’s your name?”
“Shawn.”
He scratched at his chin now. “I’m just gonna call you Sarah.”
I rolled my eyes. “Fine, call me Sarah, I don’t care.”
“Right, Sarah, I’ll get right down to the point. You wanna know why I do this? Well, it really was because of my father. Not my biological father, of course, because I don’t have one. I’m a demon, and I was created by Satan.”
“You’re a duh…”
“Yes, a demon. This may surprise you, but there are otherworldly beings on your Earth. We range from angels and demons to succubi and witches and shit. Hell, there are even ghosts, if you can find a place with enough energy to manifest them.
“We’re not creatures who advertise ourselves, obviously, because humans barely understand themselves, let alone something outside themselves. Honestly, would you believe any of this if I hadn’t turned you into the gorgeous babe you are now?”
I sighed. “I guess not.”
“Exactly. So, there are two kinds of otherworldly beings: The boring ones and the fun ones. The boring ones just live their lives and don’t do anything worth anything. Maybe they help people save cats from trees or some shit. The fun ones, ones like me, are here to do stuff for… Well… Fun. We just get out and do shit and we don’t care about the consequences.
“Which leads us to today. To what I do. Y’see, I’m a really fun guy. I take girls, like you,” he pointed at me for emphasis, “and I make ya go through this horror show for fun.”
I simply stood there, arms folded under my breasts. “Okay,” I sighed out, “first off, this is not fun. And second, I was a guy before this crap.”
He shook his head. “No, you really weren’t. You appeared that way, but you were really a babe. See, there’s lotsa people out there who aren’t what they think they are, and the only way to know is through magic and shit. But that’s beside the point, the point is… This is a game and playing it is my fetish.”
I made a hold on gesture. “Whoa, just… You had to leap into that, didn’t you?”
“Of course. I’m not human, but I’ve got needs, just like you do. Unlike you, I can’t just finger myself, so I’ve gotta do this.”
“Please stop.”
“And I really can’t enjoy this if you don’t enjoy it.”
I blinked twice. I was almost certain it was audible. “Enjoy this?! Being dragged into a real life slasher movie is not fun for me!”
He took a step closer to me. If he had a face, he would have been smiling. “You lips say it’s not, but your nipples say it is…”
I had the strongest urge to just hit him with that damn bed leg. “I swear I’ll kill you if you say something like that again.”
His ‘face’ was definitely in the shape of a smile now. “Oh, now we’re gettin’ into it, sugar tits, I haven’t been this hard since April!” He snapped his fingers and the room was nothing but darkness and silence again. From somewhere, nowhere and everywhere, I heard him say, “Let’s get to the main event, baby! Enough foreplay!”
Jesus Christ, he was apparently horny as fuck. What had I just started by telling him I was gonna kill him? Hell, could I kill him? He was supposedly a demon, after all. Maybe now was the time to do the smart thing and find a door or break a window and make a damn run for it. He wouldn’t see it coming, most likely. Then again, he could probably hunt me down no matter where I went.
Honestly, I had no idea what the hell I was doing, and I didn’t know how to handle that.
I kept a firm grip on the bed leg and moved along the dark room. I was fairly certain Terrance wasn’t in the room, otherwise he would have said something. If I could count on the bastard to be just one thing aside from creepy, it was noisy. If demons were ever kids, I assumed he was the annoying one who never shut up.
I found a door on the opposite side of the room from where I came in. I saw a tiny amount of light peeking in from the next room, which told me at least one lamp was on. I took a deep breath, let it out, then opened the door. I immediately regretted that decision.
The room I entered was just disgusting. There were no two ways around that, it was gross. It wouldn’t have looked out of place in a slaughterhouse, which was probably exactly what it was. Across from me were two large, bathtub-like sinks, both stained with blood so old it had turned brown. The wall behind the sinks was adorned with all kinds of hooks, knives, anything that could cut. On the right hand side of the room was a butcher’s gown, and on the left was another door. There was a window in the door, and that window was frosted over, so I assumed that was the meat locker.
I put my hand to my mouth, ready to gag at the sight of everything. No, not just the sight, there was a stench to it all. Terrance had used this room recently enough that his last kill still smelled fresh. Hell, for all I knew, her body was still in that meat locker. I needed to be out of this room, and I needed it right away.
I turned around and grabbed for the doorknob, but it was gone! Not just the knob, but the whole door was missing, replaced by a brick wall. Goddamn Terrance had used his magic to do it, I was certain. I slammed my fists against the wall like it would do something, but of course it didn’t. I had only one choice, and that was to hope there would be some way out through the meat locker. Well, technically I had two choices, but sitting down on the chopping block and praying it was quick wasn’t an option so far as I was concerned.
One thing was certain, I was switching weapons. Now that there was a wall of knives and sharp, pointy things in front of me, I had plenty of options. I dropped the bed leg and grabbed a red handled machete that looked an awful lot like one on The Walking Dead. I assumed that was Terrance’s point there. A quick glance at the other weapons on the wall showed that Jason’s machete was up there, too, as well as the axe from So I Married an Axe Murderer and the knife from Psycho. Terrance had built up a collection of movie and TV stabby things.
I walked over to the meat locker and wished to hell I didn’t havta do this. I was also wishing that dumbass Terrance had given me shoes that weren’t four inch heels, because walking around on a half frozen floor would be a pain in the ass in these things, if my last girlfriend’s complaining was anything to go by. With the machete in one hand and the other on the door handle, I slowly and carefully opened the door to the meat locker.
I was greeted by exactly what I expected, and yet still more than I wanted to see: The frozen bodies of other girls he’s killed in his ‘happy time’. There were dozens, almost more than I could count. They ran the gamut from blondes, brunettes, redheads… Body shapes were all over the place, too, with some girls being skinny, others being fat and everything in between. None of them seemed to be chopped up in any way, though I saw cuts and wounds on all of them.
I took cautious steps, not too fast, and inspected each one as I walked past them. I didn’t recognize any of them, but that made sense to me. Presumably, none of these girls had looked like this when they arrived, and if what he’d said about people not being what they are was true, some of them had been guys like I had been.
My thoughts turned to the families of these girls. Had their parents, children, husbands or wives even known? Had they simply up and disappeared one day never to be seen or heard from again? If the news was to be believed, more missing persons cases were left cold than they were solved. So many of them could have been this bastard and his sick sex games. Would my family know? Would they just assume Shawn had stopped calling and fallen off the radar? The only family member I was still somewhat close to was my older brother, and that was only when he needed a place to stay when his wife was being a cunt.
The idea that they’d never know what happened to me filled me with dread and disgust.
No, I was getting the hell out of this little sex shop of horrors, and I was gonna put an end to that sick fuck and his games.
Just as I was at my most determined, that bastard popped up from out of the floor and knocked me on my ass. “FEED ME, SARAH!” he screamed at the top of his lungs. Thanks to the fact that I was a little disoriented by his sudden appearance, I failed to notice the four knives he was wielding in his four hands. I also missed that he had four hands. The bastard adequately jump scared me, and I hated him for that.
One of his knives trust forward, which I barely managed to avoid. It tore the sleeve on my blouse and drew a decent amount of blood. I attacked with my machete and actually cut one of his hands off with it. That was pretty damn surprising, as I figured he would just amorphous blob his way around it and keep cutting at me. Maybe this piece of shit could go down, after all.
I got back to my feet as he recoiled and grabbed his injured hand. “You bitch!” he screamed, “What the fuck?!”
I smirked. “I thought this got you hard?”
“I’LL SHOW YOU HARD YOU SLUT!”
I was not gonna take that. I ran toward him, as much as I could in this damn freezer, and shoved my machete deep into his chest. Something that may or may not have been blood started oozing out of the wound, covering my hands. I twisted the knife, deepening the wound.
He kicked me with one leg as he attempted to slice me with a couple of his knives. I felt at least one slash down my back, but I ignored it. Instead, I pulled out the machete and cut off another two of his hands. He screamed in pain, fell to the floor and rolled away from me. It took less than a few seconds for me to be alone in the freezer, aside from all the dead girls.
“That’s right, asshole, you run!” I shouted, in a pained voice.
After a few minutes, I collected myself and followed where Terrance had gone. He left a trail of that blood-like goo that came out of his wounds that led to around a corner to a door that was solid metal. I had no idea where it led, but I didn’t care. I wanted the fuck out of there.
I was starting to really feel the cold now, as opposed to before where it was just a minor annoyance. I went to rub my arms for warmth and felt the blood seeping out of the cut on my arm. I’d need to deal with that and the one down my back. I couldn’t feel that one at all.
I opened the door and found myself in… A little kid’s room. Race car posters on the wall and dinosaur toys on the desk made me think of my bedroom. The place looked like a decent place for a kid to spend their childhood. I walked over to the desk and picked up the little tyrannosaurus toy. It looked a lot like mine when I was little.
That was when I realized it: It was my T-rex toy. I was standing in my bedroom. The bed was covered in those same Power Rangers sheets, and that ‘No Smoking’ sticker I put on the window when the school was passing them around during DARE week. I couldn’t believe it. The fucker had recreated my own past for some probably shitty reason.
In fact, I imagined I’d find out the reason if I turned around. What clued me into that was the giant shadow that suddenly loomed out of nowhere.
“Like it? I made sure to pour on the nostalgia.” He put his hand on my shoulder. “So, ready for the climax, fuck buddy?”
I pushed his hand off of me. “Don’t touch me, you freak.”
He laughed for almost a full minute, then lowered his head and got right in my face. “Oh, I’m gonna touch ya. I’m gonna touch ya, and I’m gonna stick every last thing I can in every hole I can. You’re gonna feel it all, and then you’ll die and you’ll keep feelin’ it until you get wherever it is you’re goin’ and then you’re gonna be another trophy in my meat locker.” He was smiling so very widely. “I can’t wait to see the look I freeze on your face in the middle of it all!”
I put my hand between us. “Wow, you still haven’t taken that breath mint yet.” I sighed. “So, you done monologuing yet?”
He shrugged. “Eh, basically. Why?”
“Oh, I just wondered when you were gonna notice.”
“Notice what?”
I smirked. “The machete stuck in your crotch.”
He backed away from me and looked down at the red handled machete that I had indeed stabbed him with during his evil monologue. The look on his ‘face’ told me that he hadn’t even felt any pain until I’d pointed it out to him.
He looked back up at me, his voice suddenly taking on a higher pitch. “Oh, you cunt…”
I grabbed the handle to the machete and started pulling upward, cutting up from crotch to his chest. I then pulled the machete out of his chest and brought it down on his stupid amorphous face. Finally, I pulled the machete out of him again and dug it into his neck. He squirted out more of that black goo that he’d been secreeting earlier. I then did the most badass thing I’d ever done in my life prior to or since he changed me: I roundhouse kicked the sonuvabitch in his split face.
He fell back against the recreation of my bed and groaned loudly. He clearly still wasn’t dead, but I didn’t think he’d be able to do anything to me. I knelt down beside him and patted him on the shoulder.
“You tried, Terrance. You really tried. I’ll give you that.”
“I hate you,” he said, his voice both high pitched and strained.
“Good to know, now send me back to my life.”
A third voice entered the room. “I’m afraid Terrance can’t do that, M’lady.” I turned around and saw that the wall that should have been there was replaced by a hellscape of blood and fire. Standing there were two figures, both as different from one another as Terrance and I were from each other. The one on the left was dressed almost obnoxiously flamboyant, in a button up silk shirt and tight pants. He was floating above the ground using his little bat wings, and his head was adorned with horns. Next to him was a large creature with a dragon-like face, at least a seven foot wingspan and somewhere around ten feet tall. His hands and feet were both clawed, and he had a tail that was almost bigger around than Arnold Schwarzenegger's arms.
This guy looked like a demon.
Surprisingly, it was the demon who spoke. His voice sounded something like Clint Eastwood after smoking fifteen cigarettes in a five minute span of time. “I, on the other hand, can.”
“Who are you?” I asked, my voice tiny.
“To my right is Ziminair, and I am Ahriman. He is the caretaker of Hell, and I am its guardian.”
“Um… What?”
“Certainly Terrance told you?”
“Told me what?”
The demon sighed. “For chrissakes, Terrance, you were warned about doing this again!”
I scratched my head. “Doing what?”
“He’s not supposed to bring you here without explaining that this is just a game. He’s not allowed to legitimately kill people, not after the Dark Ages.”
“Well, he did sorta use sexual innuendo to kinda convey that message.”
“No, it’s in his contract that he’s supposed to tell you that this is nothing more dangerous. The game goes until one of you ‘kills’ the other.” He used air quotes to emphasize the kills part. “After that, you wake up in your house on the fourteenth and continue on with your life.”
“So, this… This was all basically a dream?”
“To an extent. It happened, but as far as the world is concerned, it didn’t happen.”
“And what about him turning me into a girl?”
“Irreversible.”
I sighed. “Jesus Christ, fine, I guess. Am I gonna havta explain who I am to my friends and family?”
He scoffed. “Of course not. Your reality has been suitably altered.” He turned to the gay guy. “Ziminair, arrange for her passage back to the mortal plane.”
The gay one sighed. “Why is it he gets to have all this fun and I just have to clean his mess?”
“While Lucifer’s away, we need to delegate the tasks around here, and you picked this one out of the hat, so shut up and do your job!”
The gay one grabbed me by the arm and started pulling me. “Fine. I’ll take this human back to her cesspool. Maybe the next one will get killed and I won’t have to talk to her.”
I yanked my arm out of his grip. “Hold on a sec!” I shouted. “So… What exactly just happened? Some stupid game this asshole,” I pointed to Terrance, “plays whenever he needs to yank it for a day? Because this whole thing was crazy as fuck.”
The demon nodded. “That’s a basic way to explain it. You see, Terrance is only allowed to satisfy his desires every time the thirteenth of the month lands on a Friday.”
“Friday the Thirteenth? Seriously?”
“He got the idea from some movie he watched on Earth one day, no one really wanted to indulge him, but you have to understand that he’s both insistent and he asked for it on his birthday. Demons can’t deny requests when they’re asked for on the requester’s birthday.”
I stood there and merely blinked. “Okay, Hell is not like I expected.”
The demon nodded again. “There are so many misconceptions about it, honestly. People might actually choose to come here if they actually knew about it before they’ve died and their afterlife is chosen for them.” He motioned for me to go away with his hand. “Now, if you’ll be so kind, please go back home. We’re going to have to redecorate Terrance’s domain before the next thirteenth Friday. Luckily we’ve got until September of next year before that happens, because you really screwed this place up.”
The gay one grabbed me again and I was pulled away from the recreation of my childhood bedroom.
I awoke and immediately shot upright, on my bed, in my house, nowhere near Terrance’s little corner of Hell. The house was dark, quiet, completely undisturbed. It was exactly as I’d left it when Terrance had grabbed me. It was almost as if I’d been here the whole time, which was probably exactly the point. It would explain why disappearances on Friday the 13th were probably never reported, if they never technically happened.
I checked my arm for the cut that Terrance had given me and found it was gone, as if he’d never touched me at all. I breathed a sigh of relief that I’d never havta explain that to anyone ever. I let myself fall back into a lying position. The falling back caused my boobs to jiggle a little bit, though.
So I shot straight up again. I know that demon thing had said I’d be stuck like this, but for some reason it hadn’t actually clicked with me until then. I was still a girl, still had big boobs, still looked like I’d be the perfect slasher movie victim. I was wearing a silk nightie that emphasized that body almost as much as the two outfits Terrance had put me in had. I sighed again. Guess I needed to live my life this way from now on.
On my nightstand, my phone started buzzing. I reached for it, saw my mom’s face. I slid the phone icon from left to right and held the phone to my ear. “Hello?”
“Sarah, honey, I know it’s late, but I just needed to call.”
I sighed. Oh, yeah, reality was different now. I didn’t even know my new life. That would be a pain in the ass. “It’s okay, Mom.” I moved the phone from one hand to the other and over to the other side of my head. I took a gamble that at least one thing hadn’t changed. “Hey, remember when you told me I should have taken creative writing classes in college? Well, I’ve got an idea I think I’m gonna turn into a book.”
~~~Fin~~~
Ash "the Flash" Johnson was an average kid. Went to school, played football, wanted to get into a career writing webcomics and teaching history eventually. His daily routine consisted of getting up, getting dressed going to school, and going home. He was so entrenched in his routine that there were some things he simply didn't notice.
Ash "the Flash" Johnson was an average kid. Went to school, played football, wanted to get into a career writing webcomics and teaching history eventually. His daily routine consisted of getting up, getting dressed going to school, and going home. He was so entrenched in his routine that there were some things he simply didn't notice.
This was a story I wrote on TG Storytime some time ago that never got finished. Well, I eventually bit the bullet and rewrote it from the ground up, added a stupid amount of new elements to the plot, and hey, it actually got finished this time. Part 1 is Days 1 and 2, Part 2 will be Days 3 and 4, Part 3 will be Day 5 (three parts), Part 4 will be Day 6 (also three parts), and Part 5 will be Day 7 and the Epilogue. I hope you enjoy.
I woke up to the sounds of birds chirping and an annoying reminder that I had to get ready for school manifested in the form of my twin sister banging on my door and yelling at me to get my ass out of bed. I sat up and yawned, then fell right back down and closed my eyes. “Go away, Laurie!” I shouted through the door. It didn’t take long for her to open the door and stand there, cross armed, with a glare on her face. “Go away,” I said more calmly.
“Dad’s been trying to get you up for ten minutes now, the bus is gonna be here any second!”
I covered my head with a pillow. “I went to school yesterday, why wasn’t that good enough?”
I heard her walk over to something in my room, pick it up, and then drop it on me. I found out seconds later that it was my bookbag. “Get up and get dressed. Like four minutes to bus.”
I let the bookbag hit the floor and pulled myself out of bed. I was still tired, but it was the hangover from last night’s drinking that was killing me. Four of us - Grant, Charlie, Wheeler and me - had gone out to the local bar after the shitty game we had. Luckily, the owner and dad were good friends, so he let us in and served us no questions asked. He also must have paid attention to the game, because he knew exactly what we were there for.
I had taken a shower before I went to bed, so I didn’t feel as though I needed one now. I quickly pulled my underwear on, my jeans, my shirt, my shoes, that stupid necklace I got sometime last week when we went shopping at the mall. I told Chrissie and Kathy that I didn’t need that, why hadn’t they listened?
Thanks to the haze my mind was in thanks to the alcohol, I didn’t even consider questioning why I would have bought a little heart pendant necklace on a small chain, gone shopping with Laurie’s friends, or acted like it was the most natural thing in the world. In fact, I wasn’t even sure if I thought anything in that moment.
I slung my bag over my shoulder and walked downstairs to wait for the bus with Laurie. Dad didn’t even look up from his paper, he just told us to have a good day. He was still looking for a job after he got fired from the plant just after Mom died. Lucky us, his unemployment checks were just barely keeping us from getting kicked out on the street.
I got on the bus and took my usual seat. Grant was already busy doodling away in his sketchbook, getting ready for our big webcomic debut. I had to admit, doing a TG comic wouldn’t have been my first choice, but it wasn’t too difficult to get into it once I did. The first character I’d dreamed up for it was the MC’s boyfriend, pre-and-post transformation. Making the character into guys before the change was my idea, since it seemed like an interesting one.
Grant was getting the design for the MC down, now. I’d just made him/her up the night before, while we were drunk. The pre transformation version looked a little too skinny for my liking, though. “Bulk him up a little,” I said, “he’s gay, but he's not scrawny.”
“He’s gotta look notably different because of the change.”
“The tits aren’t gonna be enough?”
“I don’t want him to look like androgynous, I want him to look like the kind of guy a jock would pick on.”
It would be a way to promote sympathy, I guess. Plus, Grant and I had suffered our own fair share of bullying from jocks back in middle school because we’d been best friends since kindergarten and because I was sorta scrawny. The bullying had been a part of the reason I’d joined the football team as soon as my freshman year started.
“Look, he’s gonna be hot when he changes, look.” He flipped a couple pages to where he’d started the designs for the girls. There she was, the MC, one Brenda Insert Last Name Here. (I hadn’t decided on last names for anybody yet.) I’d asked him to sorta base her on Laurie, so she was about five foot three, ninety pounds, with a decent pair on her. Long, wavy blonde hair and cheeks dotted with freckles. I figured since it was Laurie’s idea that the two of us actually pool our skills and do a webcomic, we’d dedicate something to her, so I asked Grant to base Brenda on her.
On the one hand, it was a little weird that he was calling my sister hot, and that I agreed with him. On the other hand, Brenda wasn’t really Laurie, so I could actually agree with no shame.
“So don’t worry about how scrawny he looks as a dude.”
I rolled my eyes. “Fine. You get those scripts I emailed you last night?”
He nodded. “Yep. First chapter’s pages are already done, all the way to the break up.”
That was impressive. I’d mailed him seventeen pages of script and all while we were both shitface drunk. I was starting to think I was the most drunk the night before. I was already wondering what Joey and Allana, Brian/Brenda’s best friends, would look like.
I caught Grant looking at my necklace for some reason. “What?” I asked.
He shook his head. “Nothing. Just, I drew Brenda wearing a necklace looked like that. How long have you had one?”
I shrugged. “I dunno. Last week, sometime.”
Something about that felt confusing, but I ignored it. I tucked the necklace under my shirt and got back to brainstorming chapter two of our comic.
“How can Ash ‘The Flash’ Johnson show his face in our school after losing that game last night?” Kathy Myers, Laurie’s best friend and editor of the school paper, asked me when I got to my locker. “Also, that ‘School Life’ story you're writing is late for today's edition, you got it ready for tomorrow?”
I pulled a half dozen sheets of paper out of notebook. “Here ya go.”
She thumbed through them. “Good. Y’know, when Laurie asked me to let you join the paper, I thought it was stupid to let a jock on board. You’ve actually been an awesome journalist, Ash.”
I laughed. “Yeah, because I’m not a jock.” I dumped my textbook for physics into my bag. “Be wary of the last couple pages, though. I was drunk last night.”
She nodded. “I know. Laurie called and told me you and your buddies were peeing on the football field.”
I just barely remembered that, which was better than not remembering. At least I could brush it off in a “So what?” manner.
“Hey, you're wearing that necklace,” she said. I looked down and realized that it was visible again. I wondered when I’d pulled it out. “I was there with you when you bought that, wasn’t I?”
I nodded. “Yeah.”
“Why?”
I shrugged. “I dunno. Weird day?”
She continued to look at the necklace, then turned away. “Either way, it’s a pretty necklace. I told you that then, right?”
“You probably did. And you’re right, it is.”
“Yeah. Anyway, don’t forget to tell Grant that his strip for Friday’s paper needs to be in by the end of school today.”
I nodded again. “No problem, Kat,” I said, not even realizing that I used Laurie’s nickname for Kathy. A nickname only Laurie used for her, because Kathy wouldn’t let anybody else use it. She’d kicked me in the gut the last time I’d tried to use it, despite the fact that I’d known her almost as long as I’d known Grant.
She did nothing this time.
“Remember, last night was a disgrace,” Coach Brandt said, pacing in front of us like some kind of drill sergeant. “It was a disgrace, but it was not your fault. That fake-out play they pulled woulda fucked up anyone. They preyed on what your natural response would have been to that play, because they knew what their natural response would have been. They played us like goddamn fiddles and laughed at us while they walked out with a win that we trained for, that we earned!
“And the worst part is that every one of our other rivals out there will know how to play us because they saw that game. They saw what beat us. And now all those cocksucking wannabes will be ready to do the same thing, or to change it up so that it’ll beat us again. Well, we’re gonna put a stop to that, starting today!
“I’ve had Wheeler draw up some modified plays,” he said, taking the playbook from Wheeler, who was still wearing a wrapping around his leg after that fall he’d taken during the game. “These plays will be our counter moves to anything they can come up with to beat us. Starting today, we take back our wins from anyone who tries to cross us on that field!”
Everybody seemed pumped, but at the same time, we all knew that it was just Coach’s way. He had been a marine during the Gulf War, so he’d probably had a badass drill sergeant, and he carried that onto the field with him now that he was just a simple football coach and history teacher. I was hoping to get into the history teaching thing, myself, when I got out to college. History and writing were my two favorite subjects here, so I figured I’d take them further after high school.
That made me think about the webcomic. As soon as I got home, I would need to get coloring done, then I’d have to email them back to Grant so that he could get them up onto the URL we were paying for. Four days from now, we hoped to actually break into the webcomic business and start getting money put back for college.
“Johnson!” Coach shouted, moving in front of me.
“Yeah, Coach?”
“I’m keeping you out today.”
“What the hell, Coach?”
He put his hand on my shoulder. “Hold on, hold on, I’ve got a reason. You and Wheeler are both out today, you’re gonna work on studying last night’s game to see where exactly we went wrong and they got the drop on us. You two took the most hits last night, and Wheeler got his leg all cut up, so I figure you two were the most on point.”
I sighed. “Okay.”
“Good.” He grabbed my necklace and stuffed it down my shirt. “I told you about that before, no flashy shit on my field.”
“Yeah, Coach…” I said, my voice growing weak as I did. I coulda swore I took the necklace off when I got changed. In fact, I swore I hung it on that hook on the back of my locker door, just above that mirror I have in there. I definitely didn’t remember putting it back on after I got into my gear.
Something seemed off.
“There!” Wheeler said, pointing to the screen as he hit the pause button. I leaned in and tried to see what he was seeing. I didn’t like watching football as much as I did playing it. Playing football, somehow everything seemed easy to follow, it was all somehow laid out in a linear path. Watching it looked like a shitton of ants rushing to one spot, then to another, then to another.
I could easily tell which one of the ants on the screen was me. This was the final quarter, when they’d knocked Wheeler into the benches on the side and pulled their miracle play. I was the one with the ball, and I threw it for Pete Simons to catch, since he was closest to the goal. Nothing looked out of the ordinary, it looked like it should have been a routine play.
Then I saw it. The guy in front of me was doing a cheap fake-out, bouncing left and right in front of me in an attempt to make me confused and throw the ball his way. I’d seen through that pretty easy, though, so that hadn’t stopped me. It was Pete. While I was getting faked over on our side of the field, one of their guys was doing the same to Pete over by the goal. When the ball came sailing over to him, Pete went to his right to grab it when he should have gone to the left, and their guy was able to nab it the air and pass it off to one of their guys by the goal.
I sat back in my chair. “Those fuckers got Pete faked.”
Wheeler nodded. “And their guys knew when to expect the ball.”
“What the hell? Do they watch us practice?”
He shook his head. “I dunno, man. They had us down, though. Knew exactly what plays we’d pull.”
I took a drink of the soda I’d taken from Coach’s fridge. He didn’t mind, always offered one to the whole team every day after practice. The whole thing was putting me on edge. High school football can be everything to some people, even if it was just a fun game to people like me. The knuckleheads on North Ridge’s team were more the former, and wore it like a badge of honor that they’d not only won, they’d beat us, the Southside Roadwarriors.
“I’mma go tell Coach,” I said, standing up from my chair.
“I’ll keep looking through everything,” Wheeler said. He then turned to me and added, “Don’t forget your necklace, man.” He held it between his fingers.
“I don’t even remember taking this off.”
“It was probably getting to you. I swear I haven’t seen you take it off since you bought it.”
“Yeah, maybe.”
I got the feeling that wasn’t it, but I put it out of my mind. I dropped the empty soda can in the waste basket next to Coach’s office door and jogged out to the field.
He was standing on the bleachers, shouting out orders and plays. Everybody seemed to be doing pretty well. I tried to pick out Grant or Charlie in the mass of people, but I couldn’t. Yet another problem with looking at football from outside the game. “Get your panties up and run, ladies!” Much as Coach was awesome, I did wonder how some of the things he said to us on the field didn’t get him fired. “Johnson, whaddya got?” I didn’t even notice he’d seen me.
“Pulled a fake-out on Pete when I was throwing him the ball in the fourth quarter, just after the play that knocked Wheeler out.”
He groaned. “Smart sumbitches, have us lookin’ at you when we shoulda been lookin’ at Pete. Get Wheeler drawing up some plays to get around that.”
I nodded. “Yep.”
“Good job, Johnson. You may just be the best quarterback I’ve trained at this school. You could go to the pros.”
I smiled. “Thanks, Coach.”
I dropped my bookbag on the floor beside my desk and turned my laptop on. The pages I needed to color were in my Dropbox, just like Grant said they’d be. I downloaded them to my desktop and opened up PhotoShop and got to work. It wasn’t easy, since Grant had used some pretty heavy shading on some pages. It made me wonder if we shouldn’t just do it in black and white, but then I shoved that idea out of my mind. Black and white webcomics were a dime a dozen, color would actually help us get some interest.
Laurie walked it at some point and hugged me from behind. “What’s goin’ on?” she asked.
“Just getting the color done.”
She pointed to Brian on the page I was working on. “What the hell is he so skinny for?”
“I said the same thing, but Grant said it would better this way.”
“Uh, nobody in high schools these days is that skinny.”
“I know. Gotta admit, though, he works well like that now that I see him with other characters.”
She pointed to Maya, Brian’s best friend. “Who’s the big titted hooch?”
“Maya, Brian’s childhood friend.”
“Why is she wearing a miniskirt and fuck-me heels?”
I shrugged. “Blame Grant, he drew her. I just described her as ‘Brian’s childhood friend’.”
“Please dump her after a few chapters. As your sister and the basis for your main character’s female form, I ask this one and only thing.”
I smiled. “And take away Brenda’s only female role model?”
“Introduce another one that doesn’t look like a stripper. Or at least clean her up.”
“I’ll talk to Grant. Maybe what she’s wearing can get turned into a plot point later on.”
“I will accept that and appreciate you as the best twin brother I have.” She let go of me and walked over to the doorway.
“I’m your only twin brother!” I shouted after her.
“Hence best! Oh, I forgot, nice necklace!”
I had forgotten about that completely. “Hey, Laurie, c’mere!” She walked back into the room. “Didn’t you buy this last week?”
She scratched at her chin for a moment. “Nah, I don’t think so. I wouldn’t wear something that flashy anyway.” She reached for my doorknob to shut the door. “That is much more your style. It’s just pretty, that’s all.” And with that, the door was shut and she was gone.
I sighed. Had I bought the necklace? And was it really my “style”? I seemed to remember buying it, and that I’d liked it, but at the same time, something just seemed off. Like why I would have gone to the mall with Laurie’s friends or bought jewelry. Maybe I really had, maybe I was just going nuts.
I finished up the coloring on most of the first chapter’s pages, then put my laptop to sleep. I needed a nap for some reason, probably relating to what little practice I got to put in after Wheeler and I finished up our investigation of the game. That and walking home. The school really needed a bus driver who’d work in the evening and ferry sports kids home.
I took off my necklace and hung it on the small desk mannequin on the corner of my dresser. My brain shut itself off as I did, otherwise I would have questioned its existence and why there appeared to be six other necklaces hanging on it.
I pulled off my shirt and pants and tossed them in the laundry hamper in the corner by my closet. I let myself fall onto the bed and slipped into sleep within moments.
I smacked my alarm clock to shut it off and sleep in a little bit more. Since when did I set an alarm clock? I generally woke up on time regardless. Meh. I must have been concerned I wouldn’t. I didn’t even want to open my eyes. I’d been having a weird dream that I sorta wanted to get back to because I wanted to remember it. I wanted to use it as the basis for a part of our webcomic. The damn birds were chirping again. Stupid birds.
After 20 minutes of not sleeping in, I slid out of bed and onto my floor. Yancy, our dog, walked into my room and started licking my face. It tickled a little, but I got to petting him and he calmed down some. I hurried him out of the room so that I could go take a shower.
As the water ran down my body I went to grab my razor and shaving cream. I didn't know why, because I usually shaved in front of the mirror. That didn't change, either. All I shaved in the shower was my legs. I felt better afterward, but I still couldn't figure out why I was doing it.
I went to shave my beard and noticed that what little growth I had was thinner, closer, like I hadn't had a full day’s beard growth at all. That seemed odd, but not unwelcome. I didn't look right with a beard, none of the men in my family had. I saw my grandpa with a beard exactly one time and he shaved it as soon as he could.
I walked back into my room, towel wrapped around my waist, and poked through my dresser for stuff to wear. I didn’t have a giant variety of stuff to wear, so I just grabbed a pair of briefs, a pair of jean shorts and a white tee shirt. I shut the door, dropped the towel and started getting dressed.
It occurred to me that Laurie hadn't started bugging me yet this morning. Something seemed weird about that, but I put it out of my mind. After I got my clothes on, I put my necklace and my charm bracelet on. I had a vague memory of somebody buying it for me, but then that memory faded and I grabbed my bookbag and hustled downstairs.
Laurie was already waiting downstairs, texting somebody. “You texting your boyfriend, or something?” I asked.
She stuck her tongue out at me. “No, are you?” She slipped her phone into her purse. “I was texting Chrissie about that party we’re throwing this weekend when Dad’s out of town.”
I’d forgotten about that. Granted, I had a whole school week to get ready for it, but that didn’t change how stupid I was for forgetting. I was in charge of the food, Laurie the drinks since that guy at the liquor store was sweet on her. I held out no hope that Dad would be completely unaware of what we were doing. Either way, it meant whatever extra booze we had would go to him. He’d calm down about it after that.
Laurie grabbed my wrist. “Cute necklace, cute bracelet. You're such a girl, Flashy.” She started giggling.
I pulled my arm away. “Shaddup. It's just a little jewelry, nobody bugs you about it.”
She giggled louder. “I know, dumdum, I’m just teasing.”
I knew that, too, but something about it stung deeper.
Mrs. Hastings walked around the room and collected our papers, then returned to her desk. “Your tests will be graded by tomorrow morning. The first ten A’s get a pass on the next assignment.”
I wasn't a big fan of advanced algebra, but it would look good on a future college application, and I was good at it. Assuming everything went as it usually did, I’d get my sixth pass this semester. I preferred writing and history, so I wondered if I was some sort of math savant to get all of it right.
Grant sat in the desk beside me and wrote something in his notebook. He tilted it toward me and I saw the note he wrote. How's the coloring?
I’d completely forgotten to update him when we were on the bus. I’d been too busy writing, he’d been too busy drawing. How had that slipped my mind? I wrote in my own notebook, Half done. Laurie doesn't like Maya.
Why not? he asked.
She hates how she looks. I’m working on her backstory to justify it.
Can I not just draw a hot girl as Brian’s friend?
Laurie said it was her only request since we based Brenda off her.
He sighed. He was about to write something, but Mrs. Hastings got started on the next lesson and so Grant stuffed his notebook back in bag and pulled out his textbook, like everybody else. I laughed inwardly. Sometimes I wondered how he got through middle school without me.
The cafeteria lady dropped a cheeseburger and a basket of fries that looked like pure grease on my tray and shouted, “Next!” Moments like these told me exactly how prison would probably be if I ended up there. I slid out of the line and Charlie came up behind me and went through the same treatment.
Wheeler and Grant were already at our regular table, looking through Grant’s sketchpad. I took my seat next to Grant, Charlie took his next to Wheeler.
“Dude, your sister hates the hot one?” Wheeler asked me.
“That shouldn't be a surprise. She called her a hooch.”
“Damn! So she dresses hot, what's wrong with that?”
I gobbled down some fries. “She is dressed like a slut,” I said. Was I actually defending the female point of view there? No, that wasn't it, I was just pointing out that Maya did look kinda whorey, that's all. Even Grant agreed, he just wanted to draw her that way.
I scratched at my wrist, slipping my bracelet off for a moment. I was starting to wonder what I’d been wearing it for, then I just put it out of my mind. I was wearing it because I liked it, of course. Why else would I be wearing it? Exact same reason I was wearing my cute necklace.
I slipped my bracelet back on. “I promised Laurie I’d tweak her history to give her a reason, it’ll give her more characterization than just the childhood friend.”
Grant nodded. “That's a bright side to it. Honestly, I didn't have anywhere to go with her.”
Charlie laughed. “You two taking the same side. That’s new.”
“Fuck off, man,” I said, through laughter. Before long, everybody was laughing.
But I couldn't shake the feeling that there was something else to Grant taking my side. Something… Protective? Had to be for the webcomic, though, had to be.
I was about to get ready for practice when Coach stopped me. “You get the day off, Flash,” he said when I walked into the locker room. “I need a gofer today, and I trust you more than anybody else on the team.”
I sighed. “Two days out, Coach? My game’s gonna drag pretty soon.”
He patted me on the back. “You’ll be fine. You're the best one I’ve got here, that's why I can afford to stunt ya a little.” He handed me a stack of papers. “These are the plays I had Wheeler draw up with my own modifications. I need you to head to the library and get Ms. Appledore to make copies. We're gonna pass these out to everybody and get started practicing them tomorrow.”
I flipped through the papers. “That should only take ten or twenty minutes, what do I do for the rest of practice?”
He shrugged. “Head home. I don't worry about you, kiddo, it's everybody else I’m worried about.”
I sighed. “Alright. I’ve got an article for Kat that I’ve gotta write anyway, I’ll probably get that taken care of.”
Coach nodded. “Good. You're gonna go far, Flash. Once you end up putting football behind you, you’ll still have something to fall back on.”
I smiled. “Thanks, Coach. I’ll be back with these in a little bit.”
I turned and made my way to the school library. I’d always wondered if the school was trying to perpetuate the stereotype of jocks being stupid by having the gym and locker rooms on the other side of the building from the library. It wasn't like the school was huge or anything, but it was still somewhat stupid.
I walked into the library and saw Kathy at a computer, typing away at something. Good, I wouldn't have to look all the fuck over for her. I handed the papers from Coach over to Ms. Appledore, the librarian, then walked over to Kat, who didn't even look up. I saw she was doing something about the lack of variety in the cafeteria again.
“They won't listen,” I said. She jumped a little in her chair. “Sorry. But really, they won’t listen, the school probably doesn't have enough money for variety.”
“Still,” she said, regaining her composure, “we need more than just cheeseburgers and fries. Pizza, salad, something, but not just burgers.” She turned around and asked, “Why aren't you at practice?”
“Coach has me doing paperwork but I get an early release when that's done.”
“Yeesh. Is he trying to kick you off the team quietly?”
I shook my head. “I doubt it. I damn near handed the team four games last year.” I sat down at the other computer beside her. “Besides, he likes me.”
She tapped the save icon on Word. “So what ya gonna do after school? Head home?”
I shrugged. “Probably.”
Her eyes lit up. “Come to the mall with me “
I chuckled. “What, is Laurie busy?”
“Yes, actually. She and Chrissie decided to go see Alien: Covenant at the Cineplex.”
“Laurie doesn't even like the Alien movies.”
“I know. But Chrissie wanted to see it and Laurie went along.”
I sighed. “Well, I don't have anything better to do until Grant gets back to his house, so, yeah, I’ll go.”
She surprised me by hugging me. I’d known Kat for years and she’d never hugged me before. At least, I didn't think she had. The feeling was vaguely familiar, but still foreign at the same time. After a moment the feeling subsided and I was hugging my friend, no different from a billion other times.
I should have known Kat would want to go clothes shopping, shoe shopping, makeup shopping, jewelry shopping. What surprised me the most was that it never bored me or even annoyed me. I didn't get to the point where I wanted to buy anything, but I just enjoyed hanging out with Kat and poking around the stores.
Until we got to the jewelry store, that is. There, I found myself looking at necklaces, wristbands, bracelets, ankle bracelets. I never looked at rings or earrings or the like, but I couldn't say that the idea repulsed me. I didn't even find anything wrong about it all, it was just happening. Something told me I should find something wrong, but I abandoned that thought and got lost in the accessory shopping.
By the time we were done, I’d bought a few new necklaces and a new charm bracelet that matched the one I had on, but with different charms. The whole time, I kept getting nothing but compliments from Kat, and kept returning them in the form of compliments on everything she bought.
The whole time, I realized she hadn't once tried to get me to buy her stuff. Granted, we weren't dating, but I remembered more than one time in the past where she and Chrissie had made me pay for stuff. I wondered what the deal was at the same time I was grateful, because I wouldn't have been able to spend the money on my stuff.
After three and a half hours of shopping, we found ourselves resting by the giant fountain in the center of the mall. My feet were hurting something awful, which was every kind of weird. I could run circles around the rest of the team but a few hours of shopping was painful?
I looked over my new bracelet and complimented myself over finding something that looked like it matched both my other bracelet and my favorite necklace. “That looks so pretty,” Kat said. She had been applying her new blue nail polish. I’d told her the pink looked better on her, but she wanted to try blue. Laurie’s favorite color was yellow, which fit her like a glove.
My mind started to drift to what color would look best on me. I had a weird desire to try Laurie’s yellow nail polish now.
“Thanks,” I finally said after my mind finally figured out where I was.
“I could never pull off flashy stuff like you do.”
I smiled. “They don’t call me ‘the Flash’ for nothing.”
“Still. You have a great eye for stuff that looks pretty on you.”
I blushed. “Thanks.”
She pulled her phone out of her purse and I was suddenly wanting one to hold all my stuff, but I threw that thought to the side. “Woah, it's like seven. I’ve gotta get home before my dad worries I’ve been kidnapped by sex traffickers. He's had that fear ever since he saw Taken.” She grabbed me by the wrist. “C’mon, I’ll drop you at your place.”
“Thanks for the ride,” I managed as she pulled me outside.
I walked in the front door and Laurie handed me my phone. I didn't even realize I didn't have it on me. Maybe I did need that purse. “Grant needs to talk to you.”
“Thanks,” I said as I took my phone from her. “How was the movie?”
“Ugh… I told myself there was a reason I didn't like the Alien movies, and seeing this one just prove it to me. How Chrissie can stand those things, I’ll never understand. Where did you go?”
“To the mall with Kat.”
She smiled. “Ooh, got yourself a girlfriend?”
I mock-laughed. “We were shopping.”
She poked me in the chest. “You’re lame. Call your boyfriend.”
I walked past her and said, “He’s not my boyfriend.” I walked upstairs to my bedroom, dropped my bookbag on the floor and set my bag of jewelry on my desk. After a minute of resting on my bed, I called Grant back. “How was practice?” I asked.
He sighed. “Tough. Coach had us run the track the last hour and a half. Where were you?”
“Shopping with Kat.”
“Oh. You two have been hanging more recently. You get your hair done? Get mani-pedis?”
I laughed. “Ha ha, dickhead.” Now I was wondering why we hadn't done that. Then I told myself to shut up. “Hopefully Coach doesn't shut me out tomorrow. Any of the new pages done yet?”
“Hold on a sec, I’ll email them to you.” I laid there waiting for a minute or three, then he came back on. “Chapter two is ready for coloring and lettering. We get chapter three done soon, we can get to posting.”
I sat up and watched an email alert pop up on my desktop. “Dude, how do you draw so goddamn fast?”
“I barely pay attention in class. I make up all my missed lessons by reading ahead in the textbook.”
I laid back down. “Well, it works for you. I’ll give you the chapter three scripts on the bus tomorrow.”
“I didn't know you had it done.”
“Yeah.” I started to fiddle with my bracelet. “I had a free period and got them ironed out. I introduced a new character, too, somebody who knows something about Brenda’s change.”
“I hadn't even thought of somebody like that. Guy or girl?”
“Guy, somebody I’ve implied went through the same thing.”
“Any idea what actually caused it?”
“No. Just magic. I was trying to think of a real cause, but everything seemed like a cop out.”
“We’ll, we’ll figure it out. I’ve gotta get dinner. Talk to you later, Ash.”
“Later, Grant,” I said as I hung up. I dropped my phone on my bed and stood up. I walked over to my computer and got myself working on coloring the pages for chapter two.
And found myself putting yellow nail polish on Brenda’s fingernails and wishing it was on mine.
Ash's life carries on in spite of the strange goings on.
“Hurry up, Ash!” Laurie said from outside the bathroom. I woulda said something back, but whatever I had eaten the night before had given me a diarrhea fit something awful. I wasn’t outright groaning, but nothing about this was comfortable.
When I was done, I almost wanted to step on the scale and weigh myself to see if I’d lost a visible amount of weight. It felt like I had, that was for sure. I decided against it, though. I had to get ready for school and Laurie needed her shower. I just splashed a little water on my face and then left the bathroom.
I walked into my room and grabbed my phone. There was a text from Grant.
Sck, wont be at scool, he said. He was probably shitting himself stupid, just like I was. Made me wonder what he’d eaten last night. Great, now I had scripts to get to him and no way to get them to him until I type them up after school. Maybe I could get them typed up in a free period.
I pulled off my sleep shorts and got busy getting dressed. As I was pulling on my socks, something seemed… Off. It took me a minute to place it, but then I spotted the bright yellow nail polish bottle on my desk.
I picked it up and wondered what it was doing there. Laurie liked bright yellow, so I imagined it was hers… But that didn't feel right. It wasn’t hers, it couldn't be. It wouldn't be in my room, and neither of us had gone into the other's room since we got up. That… That meant it had to be mine.
But I didn't remember buying it or having it the night before, or even when I got out of bed for my shit fit, so where the hell had it come from? The rational part of me knew I should take it to Laurie and let her have it.
A different part of me wanted to paint my nails.
Should I really listen to that part? It's not like I hadn't been the subject of schoolyard teasing before, and I was the star quarterback, so that might mitigate some of the bullshit. Or it could exponentially enhance it and I’d be the laughing stock of the school for a day or two before something else happened with someone else.
Neither Dad nor Laurie made any sort of remarks when I walked downstairs with yellow fingernails. With any luck, nobody at school would notice either, and I’d be free of any teasing. I didn't expect my day to be that easy.
Wheeler tossed me a football the second he spotted me walking through the school doors. I fumbled it a little, but didn’t drop it. He was standing next to Kathy, who was standing at my locker with her arms folded under her breasts and a look on her face that suggest I needed to be worried. I juggled the football a little then tossed it back to Wheeler and took a deep breath. This was not going to be good.
Well, at least I thought it wasn’t going to be good. She didn’t actually say anything to me as I opened my locker and pulled my books out. She instead kept staring at me, like she was trying to gaze into my soul, or some shit. Wheeler just looked like he wanted to burst into laughter.
“Okay, whaddya want, Kat?” I asked as I brushed my hair away from my eyes. I didn’t think my hair was that long. Huh.
“Your article, the one I’ve been waiting for, the ‘School Life’ one?!”
I shut my locker. “You mean the one you pulled me away from last night to go shopping?”
Her face turned red, and not just from the shade of blush she’d picked that morning. “Well, I…”
Wheeler finally broke. Almost everyone in the hallway turned to watch him fall on his ass. When he eventually stood up and composed himself, he said, “Oh… Oh man… That was worth it.”
Kat rolled her eyes. “Okay, fine, I deserved that. The point is, I need it in by this afternoon.”
I smirked. “Yeah, I’ll get on that. Probably get it through lunch.”
She nodded. “Great, that works for me.” She sighed. “Sorry for treating this like it’s your fault.”
I slapped my hand on her shoulder. “Don’t sweat it.” I ruffled her hair a bit. “You’re cute when you try to be intimidating.”
Her eyes turned pure steel. “Don’t do that again, missy.” For some reason, that passed me by. “See you at lunch.” She pushed my hand away from her shoulder and sauntered off, swinging her ass side to side. I just chuckled. Kat did love the attention, even if she looked embarrassed because of it.
Wheeler leaned against the locker beside me and whistled. “You could do worse,” he said.
“Shut it.”
“Coach ain’t gonna bench you again today, is he?”
I shrugged. “Beats the hell outta me. I hope not, I don’t wanna lose my game, y’know.”
He reached into his bag and pulled out a bottle of Pepsi. “Not like you’re not the best player on the team or anything, so losing your game probably shouldn’t be too much of a concern.”
I took the bottle from him and took a long gulp. “It’ll always be a concern,” I said.
“And that, my friend, is why you’re the best player on the team.” He grabbed his Pepsi back and gulped down the rest of it. “Remember, you promised to give my little sister a manicuring lesson after school today.”
I nodded as he slung his book bag over his shoulder and headed off for his class. I laughed, then opened my locker again. Of course, I’d forgotten that I’d help Kelsey after practice. I had too much on my mind.
The library was mostly empty during lunch. There were maybe three other people, not including the librarians. Not much chatter, everybody was in different parts of the library. Stephan Wolffe was over by the graphic novels, poking around the manga; Emily Forsythe was on one of the other computers on the other side of the room; and Kevin Daly was sitting at a table flipping pages in what looked like a medical textbook. It couldn’t sound more empty in there if we were all dead.
The article went smoother than I thought it would, considering I also couldn’t keep the comic out of my mind. Hand in hand, I’d type up a sentence of the article, then write down some of the comic. Productive, but almost too productive. It worried me that I would eventually lose the inspiration.
Another couple paragraphs down on the article, another page written for the comic. At some point, I’d need to type those up and get them to Grant before the end of the day. I wondered how he was doing.
How you doing? I texted him.
He sent back, Puking my guts out.
The fuck did you eat?
Crappy burrito. My mom can’t cook for shit.
I chuckled. Any pages done?
Nah, too shitty today. You?
A few. Should have em typed up before the end of school today.
Don’t rush.
No problem.
I slipped my phone back into my pocket and wondered for a second why I had so much room in that pocket. Anybody with fast fingers could reach in there and grab my phone and I’d never notice. Or maybe I needed something else to carry my phone in. I dunno, the thought was a stray and I shouldn’t have let it take up so much of my time.
I got back to the article and realized I was just shy of Kathy’s appointed word count. I either had to chop some off to finish how I wanted or throw in a semi-hasty ending. Or, I could take a third option and ask Kat to make it a two part piece. She liked me, the odds were good she’d be fine with it. At that point, I wouldn’t need too much more time.
“Are you done yet?” Kat asked, surprising me. Then I remembered she’d said she’d be here.
“Just about. You averse to this being across a couple papers?”
Her hands were on her hips and her face was extremely unpleased. “You’re kidding? First I give you extra time and now you wanna split it?”
“Please?” I asked, putting on a look of false innocence and clasping my hands together like I was praying.
She took on a look of extreme annoyance, now. “Fine, but it better be done in time for next month’s.”
I snapped my fingers. “You got it.”
She smacked me on the back of the head. “For a jock, you’re such a dork.”
“Most secretly are.”
She sat down on the table beside the computer. “So, I’ve been meaning to ask you…”
I looked up from the computer. “What?”
“What are you writing in your notebook?”
“Oh, a comic Grant and I are gonna put online.”
She raised an eyebrow. “You two write comics?”
“No, I write, he draws.” I quickly wrote a note on the side of the page about a character based on Kat. An inquisitive, semi-nagging character who would probably be a character’s friend or maybe even the main character’s potential lesbian love interest prior to discovering her sexuality.
“Aw, that’s so cute.”
I felt myself blush, somehow. Why was us doing a webcomic “cute”? Except that it almost kinda sounded like it was. Why was I thinking that?
I ignored those thoughts and instead returned my focus on both the article and the comic. Just a few more words and I could wrap up part 1 of the article and the current chapter of the comic. The comic was the most difficult. Sometimes it felt as though I was writing myself into a corner, and needed to find a way to keep going.
At least I had Grant’s art to look forward to when he got the pages.
I poked around on my phone as I sat on the toilet. I mostly looked at webcomics, primarily TG webcomics, trying to make sure I wasn’t writing too many cliche scenes into ours. It wasn’t an easy thing to do, as so many TG tropes existed in every webcomic out there. El Goonish Shive in particular played pretty much all of them with every character it could, sometimes multiple times. We obviously had the easy ones, like the main character being dragged along to buy clothes or the obligatory beach episode (who doesn’t like seeing their gorgeous female characters in bikinis?), but we were also straying away from a few of them. Brenda wasn’t the hottest girl in the comic, nor was she completely disgusted by what was happening to her.
The main thing I wanted to avoid was Misfile Syndrome, as I called it. That was a good comic, but it dragged something fierce. We weren’t going to make ours any longer than it needed to be.
I sighed. Researching webcomics to write a webcomic could be exhausting at times, especially when you’re trying to avoid their cliches, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Grant and I were gonna make the best damn webcomic that we could, and even if we didn’t hit it big, we were gonna have our foot in the door with it. Though, personally, I wanted to hit it big.
I took a moment away from my phone and glanced at my fingernails, inspected them. The polish was still spotless, a very pretty looking yellow. For some reason, I felt like I should have been worried about something, but I didn’t know what. It was no secret that I wore nail polish, it never had been. Maybe that wasn’t it at all. Maybe I didn’t have any on my toenails. That must have been it. I had forgotten to paint my toenails.
I flushed, pulled my underwear back up, then my pants, then slipped my phone back into my pocket. I only had a few minutes left before football practice started, and I was eager to get out there. Hopefully, Coach wouldn’t bench me three days in a row.
Of course, he did just that.
Instead of being on the field running plays with the rest of the team, I sat on the bleachers with Coach. He had me running the stopwatch on the team, timing how well they did. They weren’t exactly doing great, but that didn’t mean much yet, as they’d only learned the plays five minutes before. I realized with a chuckle that we’d never really be good college players.
I stopped the watch after the fourteenth run, and Coach blew the whistle. “You’re the sorriest maggots I’ve ever seen running this field! How you get your asses out of bed in the morning amazes me, you’re so damn lazy!”
I always got a laugh out of Coach doing his drill sergeant routine. It was never a good motivator for this team, but it usually worked good enough with repeat attempts. Maybe it would work faster this time.
“Now pull your panties up and run those plays!”
I started the stopwatch again and relaxed in my seat. I should have been out running those plays with them, but I couldn’t deny the comfort of the bleachers. Hopefully I’d be back out there tomorrow, because I was sure my game would be way off. I couldn’t sit out four days and keep my nickname honorably.
I felt my phone buzz in my pocket. I reached for it and saw a text from Laurie. heading 2 the mall dont wait up, it read. What the hell I was “waiting up” for was a question I didn’t care to ask. She had a habit of thinking I wanted to hang out with her friends when I really didn’t. I wasn’t sure if it was just some twin thing or her thinking I was more invested in her life than I really was. Hell, she’d probably try to pass it off as helping me research the comic when all she’d want me there for is carrying the bags.
ok, I replied. I then proceeded to nearly drop my phone when Coach shouted at the team again. “Kick off those high heels and move, pansies!”
I giggled, then reset the stopwatch. I was at least getting a whole lot of laughs.
“Now, remember, shaping the nails is as important as any other part of a manicure,” I said. Kelsey watched as I shaped her nails with a file. She was really paying attention, which surprised me, since I always thought she pretty much had Wheeler’s attention span, which was so short that a fire lived longer in the vacuum of space. This whole thing actually impressed me.
Wheeler looked bored but didn’t say anything. He was probably anxious for me to finish the lesson so we could hang out. We had plans to head over to Grant’s and bug the shit out of him. Part of me knew it was a stupid, juvenile thing to do, but the rest of me just wanted to have the fun of doing it.
“Okay,” I said, “you try now.”
Kelsey grabbed the file and set to work on the nails on her left hand, as I had been doing her right. I wondered for a moment why she wanted me to give her these lessons. Judging by how pretty her nails were to start with, she kept really good care of them. I couldn’t teach her much she didn’t already know, really. Then again, manicuring was a hobby of mine. Maybe it was one of hers, and she just liked talking to somebody who shared the same interest.
Wheeler leaned forward in his extremely comfortable looking armchair. “You guys done yet?”
Kelsey just smiled. “Nope.”
He groaned. “C’mon! Ash and I have shit to do!”
I giggled. This reminded me of how Wheeler and I met. Laurie and I had been arguing about something, and Wheeler just happened by and watched. Now, I was the one just watching a different brother/sister spat.
I glanced down at my watch. “Okay, Kelsey, you’re doing great. Just run me through everything I taught you, and we’ll call this lesson over and done with.”
“Right,” she said, then her bright smile was replaced by a concerned frown. “Um… Can you take me back through that?”
I sighed. Wheeler fell out of his chair. Kelsey and I both started giggling, then I asked, “What did you fall down for?”
“I! Don’t! Know!”
“What the fuck are you guys doing here?” Grant asked. He looked miserable.
“We got bored,” Charlie said. He’d met up with us on the three block walk between Wheeler’s place and Grant’s. “And besides, what are you doing that we can’t be here?”
“Damn food poisoning wiped me out, that’s what.” He downed a half a can of soda. “How was practice?”
Wheeler answered, “Coach kept Flash off the field again, for some stupid reason.”
Grant looked over at me. “What the hell?”
“Don’t ask me,” I said, “Coach does what he wants. It’s gonna screw me up when I’m back out there, though.”
Wheeler sat down on the edge of Grant’s bed. “You’re still probably better than the rest of us, though. Coach’ll bring you back when he thinks we’ve caught up.”
Charlie grunted out a laugh. “Yeah, like that’ll ever happen. We’re the shittiest team in the county.”
“Bullshit,” I said, “we’re fucking amazing with or without me. Coach is just being too hard on you guys.”
Grant laughed. “Yeah, we need it sometimes. We damn sure aren’t the best team in the county.”
Wheeler at some point grabbed a bag of pretzels that must have been laying around somewhere, because he was munching on them like there was no tomorrow. “We’re an awesome team, we just get saddled with facing off against better teams.” He almost threw a handful of pretzels in his mouth. “But let’s put that away for now and get to some Dynasty Warriors.”
Charlie groaned. “Oh, for fuck’s sake… No! Halo or no go!”
I knew I had some big dumb smile on my face when I looked over at Grant. He, too, had a big dumb smile on his face as he turned to me.
And I felt the weirdest urge, but suppressed it. Why the hell did I want to kiss him?
I heard my alarm going off what felt like an hour earlier than it should. I grabbed my phone and saw that it was going off at 5:45am, just like it was supposed to. Why did it feel so early, then?
I put the thought out of my mind and just turned my lamp on, then sat up. Thursday meant no football practice, which was good, since I'd probably be benched again anyway. It also meant I could get my article done. Sure, the part due today was already finished and I had a whole month left for part 2, but getting it done on time would actually be a big change for me.
I took my shower, dried off, brushed my hair… Everything I normally did, and yet something seemed off. I couldn't put my finger on it as I pulled my panties back on and went back to my bedroom.
After throwing a shirt on, I sat down at my desk and got back to work coloring the pages Grant sent to me last night. The page in question had Brenda pleading with her best friend about… Something. Honestly, I couldn’t remember, as I’d written that page weeks ago. I’d get around to remembering it when I got to the lettering.
I looked at some of the past pages and saw I'd constantly given Brenda darker colored clothes, kind like Laurie actually wore, but for some reason, that just seemed wrong now. When it came time to color her next days’ outfit, I'd make sure she wore some more colorful clothes. She wasn't an emo, or anything like that.
An hour or so into coloring, I heard my phone buzz. A second alarm? I didn’t remember setting it. Why would I only get up an hour before the bus came, anyway? But there it was, clear as day, an alarm set for seven o’clock. Weird. I wondered why I would have set it at all. Unless…
I got up and walked across the hallway to Laurie’s room, and sure enough, she was still asleep. She was clad only in her bra and boxers. “Hey, get up!”
She flipped onto her side, her back to me. “Go away, Ashley.”
I hated it when she called me that. Yeah, it was my name, and it was unisex, but it still sounded stupid. “C’mon, it’s seven.”
“Don’t care, get the hell outta my room.”
Dad just happened to be walking past as I was arguing with her. “Laurie, get your ass up now.”
She groaned, then sat up. “Fine, Jesus…” She looked over at me. “I see you’re dressed.”
I folded my arms across my chest. Yeah, I was standing there in just my panties and a shirt, but it’s not like it would take me forever to get dressed. Only like twenty minutes to both pick out my outfit and put it all on, and I was about to go do that. “Hey, I had to wake you up.”
She flipped me the bird. “Whatever. Just get outta my room.”
I just walked back to my room and set to work getting dressed.
Grant was already working on whatever page he was on when I got on the bus. It was always impressive to me how he focused on his work on the comic. The world around him was nothing compared to his art.
So, naturally, I dropped my bag on his head.
“What the hell?” he almost shouted through laughter.
“You were dead to the world again, man, had to knock you out of it.”
“Still.” He threw my bag back at me as I took my seat next to him. Did… Why did he smell different today? Was he wearing aftershave? “How goes the writing?” he asked.
I pulled out my notebook. “Almost done with this chapter, just gotta figure out the right ending.”
“What about… You were telling me about that lesbian thing you wanted to do.”
“Yeah, that girl based on Kat.”
“We haven’t introduced her yet, so how about we end the chapter with her introduction? That way Brenda has this character who never met her as a boy, but is super interested in her anyway.”
I liked that idea, honestly. “Yeah, let’s do that.”
“So, we have her…” he trailed off. “Um, whadda we have her do?”
I shrugged. “Uh, I think I had Brenda shopping for a swim suit, so having New Girl come in and admire her is a way to have her flatter and creep Brenda out.”
He nodded, an excited look on his face. “Yeah, and we'll make sure her friends aren't around for extra conflict.”
I jotted down our plans on the margin of my notebook. This was what I loved most about doing this webcomic, just the two of us hashing out ideas and plots. It made this whole thing fun, exciting even. We'd been friends forever, but working together on this thing was just great.
That urge I'd felt last night, to kiss him. I felt it again, for some reason. I wondered why I was feeling anything like this. I'd never considered that kind of thing before, so why was it running through my mind now?
Most important of all, would he mind?
What was wrong with me?
“Alright, everyone, I want you to put your pencils on your desks,” Mr. Krenzler said as he walked into the classroom. “You’ve all done that? Good.” He slammed his briefcase down on his desk. “Now I want you to put your notebooks on your desks.” Everybody followed his instructions. This was Creative Writing class, so it’s not like we didn’t have our notebooks on our desks anyway.
Benji Schneider asked, “Are we going to be tested on this?” I was sitting beside him and I wanted to smack him. Most everybody else just laughed.
Mr. Krenzler shook his head. “Not to worry, Ben, there will be no test today. There will be a challenge to you all, however. I want you to pick someone in this classroom and I want you to create a character inspired by them.” He smirked as he leaned back against his desk. “And for added challenge, I want you to pick a classmate of the opposite gender.”
I looked around at everybody else. Most everybody was annoyed at the idea of picking somebody of the opposite gender. Most likely, everybody was just gonna pick the person closest to them. Though, honestly, they still could. We were seated boy-girl-boy-girl.
Mr. Krenzler continued: “You have two weeks, and every class up until then is dedicated to this challenge, as well as whatever curriculum we have on the docket. However much you get written is of no importance, only the creativity, the wonder, the range of your story. It can be anything you like, as well, no judgments will be made for genre, so long as you keep it school appropriate.” There were many giggles from around the room, my own among them. As if any of us would do anything… Like he was insinuating. “You have fifteen minutes to pick someone, and then the writing begins!”
I looked around the room and tried to decide who to base my fictional character on. It wasn’t easy to pick, I was pretty much friends with everybody in the room. I was fairly certain I could easily mimic their personalities, and my descriptions were good enough for Grant to draw people exactly the way I wrote them, so that wasn’t a worry. I just didn’t know who to use.
That was when an idea hit me. Nowhere did Mr. Krenzler say we couldn’t pick two people, and he said we wouldn’t be judged on the genre we wrote in. I was already writing a TG webcomic, maybe a prose TG story would be just as easy to do. And since the comic was male-to-female, I could do female-to-male for the story. Sure, it’s technically not the “opposite gender” stipulation, since I was writing both, but at least the final character would be opposite of me.
Besides, it’d be fun to do a TG story for school credit. Be nice practice for my future writing career.
The girl the character would start out as would be… Tracy McMaster. Though I tolerated her, we weren’t exactly friends, because she was a bitchy cheerleader. Having a character based on her, all prissy and uptight, turned into a guy would be hilarious irony. Now to pick the guy… Benji was a stand-up kind of guy, though a little awkward. Turning the popular girl into an anxious mess would actually be a pretty good way to then have her/him break out of their shell and become a better person, maybe even more friendly.
I quickly opened my notebook and started jotting down notes, mainly about the before and after for the main character. I was starting to like this idea the more I thought about it.
“And the first one to get started is Flash,” Mr. Krenzler said with a hint of amusement in his voice. “This one’s got a career ahead of them.”
I felt myself smile at that.
I had no idea why, but changing in front of the other guys in gym class seemed… Weird to me that day. I didn’t understand it at all, but it’s not like anybody thought I was weird for deciding to change in a restroom stall. I wasn’t even the only one who did, as Charlie did the same thing, but he always did.
I slipped my gym shorts on over my panties, with this weird feeling like I was wearing the wrong shorts, but I knew I wasn’t. It was an easy feeling to ignore, though. I pulled my gym shirt over my head. My chest was kinda itchy for some reason. I'd need to deal with that eventually, somehow. Maybe… I dunno. I'd look it up online later.
I laced up my gym shoes and then mussed up my hair a little. I liked looking like I'd already had a workout before class started, made it look like I took class more seriously. Charlie did the same thing, but that was so that he didn't need to work as hard, or however the fuck he justified it. Charlie was a little more normal than Wheeler, but more of a goof than Grant.
“Dude, can you believe it?” Charlie asked as we both left our stalls.
“Generally, yeah, I believe a lot of things that don't sound like total bullshit.” I chucked some chewing gum in my mouth. “What ‘it’ is this, Charlie?”
“Swimming starts tomorrow, man. Girls! In bikinis!”
He had a good point. Until last year, girls had to either wear one piece bathing suits or cover up with a shirt. Last year, however, the gym coaches got tired of telling the girls to cover up, so the rule was tossed out. I remembered Laurie cheering, since she refused to buy a one piece she'd only wear for a week while she wore her regular bikini whenever we went to the beach.
The idea of bikinis during swim class this year was enticing. I was almost excited.
“Now that you mention it, that is something to look forward to. Who are you looking forward to the most?”
He scratched at his chin as if lost in thought. “Hmm… Amber Forsythe would look perfect in one. Maybe a nice blue one, since she wears light blue clothes most of the time.”
I nodded. “Yeah, she’d be great to look at. What about Kristie Deckard?”
His eyes lit up. He’d had a crush on Kristie since puberty set in. “Oh, man… I’d have a woody immediately, man. I’m having trouble keeping one down just thinking about her.”
I laughed. It wasn’t uncommon for us to talk about this kind of stuff, but for some reason, it seemed… Different. I couldn’t put my finger on what was so odd about our discussion. Maybe I was just thinking about other things. It wouldn’t be a surprise to me if I was thinking of either the webcomic or the story for Creative Writing instead of thinking about pretty girls.
Except that I didn’t think I was. I just thought I was, for whatever reason, uncomfortable with talking about other girls like that.
I didn’t know. I just pushed it to the side and tried to think about what kind of bikini I’d wear for swim class. Did I even have any? Maybe I should worry about that after school.
Charlie and I followed everybody else out into the gym, where Coach Brandt blew his whistle and shouted, “Alright, you limp dicks, get in your spots!” He meant our assigned “seating”, which was just a place on the gymnasium floor we were given for our warm-up exercises.
We were separated with boys on one side of the gym, closest to our locker room, and girls on the other side of the gym. For some weird reason, I felt like I was on the wrong side of the gym, like I should be sitting with the other girls. I wasn't sure why I felt this, but I worked hard to put it out of my mind as we did the warm-up stuff.
At least, I tried to. I couldn't quite get the idea that something was wrong out of my head, like I was in the wrong place, or… Or even the wrong person. I couldn't quite peg what was wrong about me or anything else, but the feeling refused to go away.
What the hell was up with me today?
“Not today, Flash,” Coach said when I got out onto the field, in my gear.
“C’mon, Coach, I’m losing my edge! Lemme play today.” I sounded somewhat like a pleading child, but at the same time, goddamnit, I needed to play.
He put his hand on my shoulder. “You’ve got what you need, but these SISSIES! can’t seem to get what they need. So, instead, I’ve got a little work for you to do.”
I sighed. “Fine. Whaddya need?”
He smirked. “Remember when I had you checking out recordings of the last game the other day? I need ya to go back over them one last time, make sure you didn't miss anything. Last call on new plays is today, that way we can get them in for tomorrow.”
I nodded. “Okay.”
“Take Grant with you, he's still in the shit from whatever he had yesterday.”
I nodded again. Good. Grant and I could work on those plays and get some work in on the webcomic. I'd even explain my plans for that Creative Writing story. He'd love it. Plus, just spending some time with him would be great to me. Just the two of us.
I called Grant over from the field and he hurried over. A quick explanation and he was ready to go. Wheeler was looking at us kinda funny as we left the field.
We took our gear off in the locker room, changing back into our regular street clothes. As I stood there in just my shirt and panties, I caught him taking peeks at me. “What?” I asked.
He blushed. “Oh, uh… Nothin’, man.” He then turned to face away from me. “Yellow looks pretty on you, by the way,” he said so quickly I wasn't really sure he said it.
Pretty? Me? I felt myself blush.
I crashed on my bed and breathed a sigh of relief at being home after such a weird day. The weirdest thing about it being that I really couldn't tell what was weird about the day. Everything was completely normal, but nothing was normal at all.
I heard my phone buzz. A text, or a game notification, or something. I reached into my back pocket and pulled the phone out. A text, it seemed.
From Grant.
I felt myself blush, for whatever reason. He wasn't in the room, he couldn't see me. He was my best friend, why was I so… So nervous about this? We texted each other all the damn time. What the hell was wrong with me?
hey got 3 more pgs done he texted. I breathed a sigh of relief. I was almost worried it would be something else.
send em over & ill get to coloring I sent back.
u busy tmrw nite? he asked.
Why did he ask that? What was… What was he going to ask if I said I wasn't busy? What the hell was going through my head right now?
I shook my head, needed to drive away the crazy or the stupid or the whatever the hell. no I responded.
wanna c a movie?
I felt my heart racing for some reason. A movie? The two of us? What was even playing? sure I answered.
I agreed to go to the movies with a guy. With my best friend. This wasn’t something new, but it felt so very different now that it was crazy. Why the hell did I feel like something had changed between us when everything was exactly the same? What was so wrong with me?
An hour or two later, after some coloring and some writing and then brushing my teeth, I slipped into my nightie and dropped onto my bed. I stared at the ceiling in the dark for a long time, not sure what had really happened. For whatever reason, going to the movies with a guy I’d gone to the movies with a hundred times before was suddenly different than it ever had been. This was nothing new, and it was completely new.
I felt my dick stirring in my panties, signaling that I was aroused. Aroused! Aroused by going to the movies with Grant! What was wrong with me? Why was this such a big deal?
My chest started to itch again, so I let my hand move away from my cock and scratched at my chest. There, something to take my mind off of Grant for a little while…
But only a little while.
I reached for my phone on my night stand, tapped the calendar app and set a reminder for “Movies with Grant” on tomorrow night. I even left a little heart emoji beside Grant’s name. This was a big deal. I may not know why, but I knew it was, and I had to treat it like it was.
I was going to the movies with a guy, and that was huge.
Ash's unique experiences continue to change everything.
I woke up and felt just a little bit of awkwardness. Then I remembered that I was going to the movies with Grant after school and awkwardness was replaced by a genuine feeling of excitement. I felt a stirring in my panties, but I decided against jerking off in favor of getting ready for school. Specifically, I needed to hop in the shower, and then get my outfit picked out.
I pulled the covers off and swung my legs over the side of the bed. I stretched and yawned at the same time, clearly still fighting off fatigue. I tugged at the hem of my nightie as I stood up. A part of me wondered if I should wear something a little more… Enticing, I guess was the word? Something at least a bit more special than plain clothes. I dunno. I’d figure it out when I went to get dressed.
I walked down the hall to the bathroom, shut the door behind me and pulled off my nightie and my panties. Something seemed a little off about me, but the thought faded quickly as I stepped into the shower and felt the nice warm water cascading over top of me. It was a feeling I’d never really paid any attention to, but it was so wonderful that I couldn’t understand why I’d never given it any thought before.
After washing my hair, I reached for my shaving gel and stopped just before spreading it on my face. Why would I be shaving my face? I didn’t grow hair on my face. Weird. I instead started applying it to my legs and armpits. I took my razor and started to shave carefully, so as not to nick myself. It wasn’t difficult, but I’d been doing this for years. Laurie could stand to shave her legs every once in awhile, but she almost always wore pants anyway.
Besides, Chrissie had told me once that she liked Laurie’s hairy legs. I couldn’t exactly understand that, but I guess Grant did look more… Rugged? I guess. It wasn’t really something I thought about on other people, I just knew I hated having hairy legs, so I shaved. Same with my armpits. It was nothing that I really gave much thought to.
I dried off and wrapped a towel around my chest. After that, I blow-dried my hair and tied it into a short ponytail. I’d always wanted to grow my hair out some, kinda like Laurie did. I never understood why she had such long hair. It made her look weird. It was just her style, I guess.
On the subject of Laurie, she stumbled into the bathroom as I stood there checking my face in the mirror. She was wearing nothing but a gray shirt with a hole in the stomach and a pair of matching boxers that probably only matched by accident. Her hair was a disheveled mess and actually looked shorter than I remembered it. “Jesus, I thought you were done,” she said.
I rolled my eyes. “Almost.”
“Well, hurry up. I’ve gotta take a piss.”
“Whatever,” I said as I turned back around to the mirror. I noticed the beginnings of a zit on the side of my chin. I groaned at it, annoyed by its very existence. I liked having clean skin, and this was a very important day for me, so of course I get a zit today. I saw in the mirror that Laurie hadn’t left yet, and was looking at me kinda funny. “What?” I asked.
She shook her head. “I dunno. Just… Y’know, I really don’t know what’s up right now, but something feels like it is.”
“You’re just out of it because you’re up early,” I said. And she was. It was rare for Laurie to be awake before seven thirty, but here it was just about six twenty-five and she was awake.
“Yeah, you’re probably right.” She walked over to the toilet, dropped her boxers and sat down just as I was leaving the bathroom.
I tossed my nightie and panties into my hamper and then the towel followed closely behind. After that, I grabbed a fresh pair of bright orange panties and a light orange tank top. My chest was still weirdly sensitive, just like yesterday, but not as uncomfortable being touched by my shirt. Maybe tank tops were the way to go until whatever this was finished up.
I plopped into my desk chair an worked on more coloring. If we were lucky, the first three chapters would be finished before we decided to launch the site. Then we'd have a good buffer zone of content for regular updates. I didn't want us to need to start scheduling breaks until it was absolute necessary. Nothing bothered me more than people with irregular updates.
My text ring went off, a pleasant melody that I'd heard on the radio one day last week while coloring. But it wasn't just for anybody's texts.
It was Grant!
I let my hair out of the ponytail for whatever reason. We were just texting, not like he could see me or anything. That made me wonder if he wanted to FaceTime, but I put the thought out of my mind. I was being stupid and too… Crushy.
hey i got some ideas i want 2 run past u
kewl go ahead I texted back.
so i started drwing this guy in the bkgrnd of a few panels and i rlly kinda like drwing him
I was interested. ok
at 1 point hes staring at brenda lk hes got a crush on her is that ok?
Hm… We’d already decided to make Brenda’s friend her love interest, but there was nothing to say we couldn’t have her try out other options. We were already going with that lesbian girl based on Kat for a love triangle sort of thing, maybe a love square wouldn’t be too much escalation.
how many pgs he in so far?
um 9
Wow. I wondered how many pages he’d added, because I didn’t think I’d given him that many more pages that he hadn’t drawn yet. I was excited about new scenes to write based on his artwork now. I wondered if there were any other characters I could pick out of the background like that.
lemme c the pgs I texted.
Not five minutes later, an email notification popped up on my browser. Grant really did decide to draw more pages than I’d written, because he sent me about thirty pages that didn’t correspond with my script pages. Either he was really getting to love the comic, or he just found a tangent he didn’t want to pass up. And, honestly, that made it a tangent I didn’t want to pass up, too.
I looked over the black and white penciled artwork and found the character he was talking about. The guy looked to be in the background of most of the pages. When he was colored, he’d probably have dark red hair, maybe a bit of a tan. He was clearly checking out Brenda like he had the hots for her.
Somewhat surprising me was Grant’s choice for Brenda’s outfit. I hadn’t described what I wanted her to wear for the first couple chapters, we’d discussed having her trying to wear boy clothes for the first few days and then transitioning to girl equivalents of boy clothes soon after as she discovered that boy clothes just weren’t designed for her body. The outfit he had her in on these pages, however, was a sleeveless turtleneck sweater and a checkered skirt with knee-high boots. It was a cute outfit, but I wasn’t sure she’d wear it so early in her transition from thinking of herself as male to accepting herself as female.
whats with brendas clothes? I texted.
another idea i had he responded, since weve got maya wearing sexy clothes she would try to get brenda to wear some early on
I rolled my eyes. Maya had been Laurie’s idea, a girl who wore the skimpiest outfits imaginable. I’d been trying to get Grant to change her looks up for days now, but he liked the idea that Allana would be the more conservative kind of friend who didn’t show a whole lot of skin while Maya would be the one trying to get Brenda to show as much skin as possible.
It didn’t help that he’d also vetoed my request to tone down Maya’s chest. Brenda was a C-cup, Allana a B-cup and Maya was a DDD-cup for whatever reason. Grant was just really focused on making her look like a hooker. I guess it was probably some “don’t judge a book by its cover” kind of deal, because aside from trying to steer Brenda too far into femininity too early, Maya was Brenda’s best friend. She’d been the first person that Brenda went to after the change. So, I guess her having at least a little influence over Brenda’s clothes would make some sense.
Still. I wish Grant would make her a little less like a hooch.
so what do you think of the guy? i was thnkin his name wld be gray btw
It wasn’t a bad name. Made me think of Fifty Shades of Grey, but I doubted this guy had a BDSM dungeon in his basement. Unless…
hes nice to look at I sent with a wink emoji.
figured youd say that he responded with a kiss emoji. I giggled at the possibility that he thought I had a crush on this guy.
you decide what movie yet? I asked.
figured wed choose at the theater
Hmmm… Seemed to me like he just didn’t want the responsibility of choosing what movie to watch. Or he just wanted to be cute and romantic. I liked the second one more.
gotta get ready for school I texted. see u there
He sent back see u 2
I set my phone down and felt a warmth spread throughout my body. I couldn’t wait for the bus to show up, because Grant would be there. I just imagined cuddling up beside him while we worked on the webcomic. And then would come the movie later, where we’d be sitting beside one another in a dark theater. It would be so very wonderful.
A part of me wondered why I was feeling this way all of a sudden. Grant had been my best friend almost my whole life, we’d known each other longer than I could remember, and yet only now did it seem like I had this big crush on him. What was up with me? Was it just some weird reaction? Had I seen him every day for years and only just now realized that he was kind, warm and attractive?
Then I realized that that was obviously exactly what it was. He wasn’t the first guy I had the hots for, and he probably wouldn’t be the last. Though, honestly, I wouldn’t mind if he was. He had been my best friend the majority of my life, and if I ended up with him for the rest of it, that wouldn’t be a bad thing.
“Are you texting your boyfriend?” Laurie asked. I spun my chair around and saw her standing there, leaning against my door frame in a pair of ratty blue jeans and a loose tee-shirt. “That’s just adorable.”
I blushed. “He’s not my boyfriend!” I then meekly added, “Yet…”
She laughed. “Whatever. I’m ready before you are, y’know.”
“It takes you like two minutes to get dressed!”
“And it takes you fifteen or twenty, point is we’ve got about twenty minutes until the bus gets here and you can sit with your boyfriend. You probably wanna get ready.”
Shit, she was right. I quickly pushed her out of the room, shut and locked the door and attacked my closet like a monster. I pulled off my tank top and pulled on a light orange camisole in order to keep my shirt from irritating my chest. On that subject, my chest seemed kind of… Puffy. I wasn’t sure what was going on, but I didn’t feel outrageously uncomfortable, so I just ignored it. Next, I grabbed a light red long sleeved shirt with a V-shaped neckline. I wanted something so that my necklace could touch my skin and still be visible. A pair of blue jeans that looked about as ratty as Laurie’s were pulled over my hips, the difference being that these were supposed to look torn at the knees, while hers were just old and she didn’t like buying new pants. Last came a pair of flip flops.
I slipped on my necklace and adjusted it so that it would land at the edge of my shirt’s neckline. I then grabbed a pair of diamond stud earrings I hadn’t worn in forever and slid them into the holes in my earlobes. Grant had asked me yesterday why I hadn’t worn those for so long, so I figured I’d treat him with them today. I glanced at the clock on my phone. Less than ten minutes. Not as long as I’d like to take planning an outfit, but I looked presentable and cute, and that was all that mattered to me. I grabbed my book bag and then ran downstairs to wait on the bus.
When Grant saw me, his eyes lit up. He looked me up and down, and then quickly scooched over in the seat to let me sit down. There was something in his eyes, something like he didn’t exactly know what he was looking at, but then he probably realized he was looking at me.
“Hey, Ashe,” he said as I parked my ass in the seat.
“Hi.”
“What did you come up with for Gray and Brenda?”
I pulled out my notebook. “I was thinking about this big relationship thing where we’ve got Yelena - ”
He cut me off. “Yelena?”
“Yeah, sorry, the lesbian girl based on Kat. I just came up with the name a little while ago.”
“Yelena. I like it.”
I felt myself blush. “Yeah, so I came up with this thing where Brenda’s got this triangle of people around her who are really attracted to her. Yelena, who doesn’t know that Brenda used to be a boy; Joey, who’s known Brenda since her days as Brian and is deeply in love with her because of who she is; and Gray, who moves to town and is just a general purpose ladies man who’s attracted to Brenda because she’s not throwing herself at him.”
He nodded. “Okay, so I assume we’re not gonna have her hook up with Yelena, because her orientation doesn’t change during the transition and she was already into guys as a guy.”
“Right. And she won’t be into Gray, but he’ll be trying his damnedest to win her over.”
“Yeah… We’re going head first into her and Joey ending up as the alpha couple?”
I nodded. “Uh, duh! They’re fucking adorable together, why wouldn’t we have them end up as a couple?”
He laughed, then, without my noticing, he put his arm around me. “Fine, fine. They are a cute couple. Right now, Gray’s just in the background, when will we actually introduce him?”
I looked through my notes for the upcoming chapters, trying to find a place we could organically introduce Gray. I couldn’t easily find one, so just added him in on the margin of one page. “Right there, chapter… Six, when Brenda’s at least a little more comfortable in her skin and then he comes in and she starts having some lapses.”
He ran his index finger across my notebook, reading what I’d written. “Okay, so until then, he’s a background player. I can draw a few characters in the background at school gossiping about something, and you could write them talking about him.”
I nodded. “I like that. It’s good foreshadowing. Should we do the same thing with Yelena?”
He rubbed at my shoulder. “I think she should just come in at some point, no build-up. We can introduce her at the end of this chapter and then you can write her into some scenes in the next one.”
I scribbled that in the margin of the page I was on. “That can work. She doesn’t need to be heavily involved right away, so adding her into scenes she wasn’t in won’t be too difficult.”
He sort of hugged me close to him. It felt really good, and I didn’t want him to stop until we got to school. Hell, I didn’t really even want him to stop then. I just reached up and gave him a peck on the cheek. It surprised him, but I could tell it wasn’t uncomfortable to him.
And then he hugged me closer.
Wheeler seemed to be looking through me, or something, when we got to school. I wasn’t entirely certain what was going on there, but it quickly subsided. “Hey, you guys aren’t… No fuckin’ way!”
“What?” I asked. “He finally asked me out last night!”
Charlie appeared from out of nowhere. “About time, man!” He smacked Grant on the shoulder. “So, what are you two doing to mark the occasion?” He put his hand on my shoulder. Had I always been a full head shorter than him? Duh, of course I had. Stupid me. “Think Coach would actually let you play today?”
I giggled. “Please, I just watch. Football is way too rough for me.”
“Yeah, but then you could say you’re on the same team as your boyfriend! Bet you’re a better player than him, too.”
Wheeler put Charlie in a headlock and pulled him away. “Hey, now, hands off! Ash is Grant’s yard line now, let him get at least one field goal before you start flagging a pass.”
As demeaning as it really was, it was still kind of cute that they were referring to Grant scoring with me in football terms. Boys would be boys after all, and at least they were comfortable talking like that in front of me. Then again, these guys had been my friends for years, so it almost was like I was just one of the boys.
It made me think for a brief moment that I should be one of the boys. I mean, I was a boy, right? I had been since the day I was born, about two and a half minutes after Laurie. Why did it suddenly seem so strange that they talk about this kind of stuff around me? Shouldn’t I be joining in with these crude innuendos?
But something told me that was wrong, that I wasn’t that kind of boy. Honestly, the idea that I was even a boy at times felt wrong, like I shouldn’t be one. Maybe I wasn’t one, really. After all, I did have the hots for a cute boy, a boy that was taking me to the movies after school.
No, I really wasn’t a boy, and I didn’t understand why I even thought that I was.
I saw Chrissie and Kat waving to me, so I waved back. “See you boys later,” I said to the guys. I gave Grant a little peck on the cheek before walking away, and he gave me a corresponding pat on the ass. I wasn’t entirely sure we were really at that stage of our relationship, but honestly, this relationship was such a long time coming I may as well let him have that one early.
The girls gave me weird looks as I finally caught up to them. “Are you dating one Grant Harrison?” Chrissie asked, a hint of gossip in her voice.
“Uh, duh,” Kat answered for me. “Those two have been BFFs forever, it’s about time Grant finally asked Ash out.”
I folded my arms over my chest. “Are you saying you’ve got a problem with it?” I asked.
Chrissie shook her head. “No, but now the school’s top jock is dating the school’s top reporter.”
Kat seemed offended. “Hey! I run the school paper!”
“Yeah, but you have Ash do all the work!”
I giggled. “She’s got a point,” I said.
“That’s what a good editor does!” Kat nearly screamed.
I put my arm around her shoulder. Not in the intimate sort of way Grant did with me, but in a friendly way. “Hey, you’re the best editor we’ve ever had.”
She pouted. “Good. You better see it that way.”
“So,” Chrissie said suggestively while clasping her hands in front of her chest, “how about this party tomorrow night?”
Shit, I’d forgotten all about that! Laurie could have reminded me when she barged in on me texting Grant this morning, but would she? Of course not! She was just the worst brother a guy could have sometimes.
I composed myself and answered, “My dad leaves at about noon today, Laurie and I are heading out to get the stuff after school.”
Oh, crap! After school! I’d have maybe an hour or two to buy party stuff before Grant and I went to the movies!
“Shit, I need to go find Laurie…” I whispered.
Chrissie’s face lit up. “Can I come?”
I sighed. “Yeah, you can.”
“Lemme get this straight,” Laurie said as she pulled books out of her locker, “you want my permission to go to the movies with your boyfriend instead of getting the stuff for the party we’ve had planned for two weeks?” She slammed her locker shut and leaned against it. “How the hell are we supposed to get the drinks if you’re not there to flirt with the guy at the liquor store?”
I rolled my eyes. “I don’t flirt with him! He’s just sweet on me.”
She made some odd motion with her head. “Whatever.” She took a long look at Chrissie, and I could tell that the two of them probably wanted me to leave. “Okay, fine, I’ll get the drinks, you go smooch your boyfriend in a dark movie theater.”
Chrissie elbowed me. “Look at that, you got permission! My brother never lets me kiss my boyfriends at the movies.”
Laurie wrapped her arms around Chrissie’s waist. “Hey, your brother likes me, remember?”
I just sighed. “Okay, you guys go do whatever it is you wanna do. I’m gonna go spend time with my boyfriend before class starts.”
“See you at lunch!” Chrissie exclaimed with big wave.
I waved back, with this nagging feeling that there should be something off about Chrissie referring to Laurie as her boyfriend.
Grant was busy drawing the webcomic when I got to Art. Mr. Yates hadn’t arrived yet, so nobody was really doing anything class-related. I slid into my seat beside him and gave him another little kiss on the cheek. “What was that for?” he asked, his tone amused.
“Do I need a reason?”
He smirked. “I guess not.”
I pulled my notebook out of my bag. “What page are you on?”
He flipped through the binder of scripts that he had. “Chapter… Four, page eighteen.”
“Oooh, I like this one.”
He gave me a look that said he wasn’t surprised. The page in question was Brenda and Joey on a Ferris Wheel, having been tricked to being there together by Allana, who knew there was more than just mild attraction between the two. This wasn’t when they actually started their relationship, but it was a catalyst that would lead to it.
There was a clicking sound from the hallway, getting closer. Not a second later, a woman I'd never seen before walked into the room. She was a good six feet tall, but then I realized she was wearing heels. Maybe in her upper 30s, lower 40s. Bright red-orange hair, and piercing blue-green eyes, with a winning smile. She was dressed in a dark red dress that would be better suited to a ballroom than a classroom, with a navy blue half blouse left unbuttoned over top of it.
“Good morning, class,” she said, “it's a pleasure to meet you all. My name is Mrs. Morfran, and I'm your new Art teacher. I'm told Mr. Yates found better prospects elsewhere, but I don't know much more than that, so I can't really tell you anything.” She wrote her name on the dry erase board at the front of the room. “Now, I know this isn’t the start of the semester, but it's our first day together and I have but one question for you all.” She wrote in big letters on the board, under her name, How many of you are artists?. She then spun back around to face us, and the smile on her face turned into a shit-eating smirk. “Well?”
Grant raised his hand, as did a couple others.
She shook her head. “No. None of you can be considered artists quite yet, because none of you have found beauty.”
I didn't understand that at all. Beauty was a sub --
“Beauty, as you all should be aware, is subjective. In the eye of the beholder, as the old saying goes. While this is very true, the path to beauty begins with one very important step: Change.”
I was starting to wonder if Mr. Yates was going to run in here and save us from this crazy lady who'd hijacked his classroom. Seriously, what the hell was she getting at?
“True art is change. Transitioning one thing - say, a blank canvas - into another - an image, perhaps?” She very quickly took three markers and began to do… Something. I couldn't really see from where I was sitting. Eventually, she stepped away from the board and my jaw almost hit the floor. Where was once blank white space was now a very detailed flower, made to look kinda like it was made with watercolor paints. “Transform what's before your eyes into what's in your heart.”
Okay, crazy or not, Mrs. Morfran was very much a legit art teacher. How she did that with three markers in so little time was… Jesus, I didn't know how to describe that. I suddenly felt like my meager drawing skills weren't going to be enough to pass the class.
Hell, Grant's art was amazing and he might not even be able to pass now… Shit…
Art just got way more interesting than it had been.
I walked into the locker room and saw everybody getting ready. Swim class, finally! I’d been waiting since the semester started for this, just as an excuse to wear the bikini I bought at the beginning of the school year. I knew Chrissie was just as excited as I was, and we’d picked mirrored sets.
“Yo, Ash!” Kristie called. Chrissie was standing beside her, and the both of them were already in their bathing suits. Kristie’s was a very simple black and white set, in sort of an X like pattern. Her top was black on the left and white on the right, while the bottoms were white on the left and black on the right. “C’mon, we’re almost ready!”
I giggled. “Jesus, the boys aren’t gonna be out there any earlier than we are, gimme a second!”
“Still, girl, hurry up!”
I sighed. Kristie could be a little… Well… She kinda had a school slut reputation, but I knew better. She dressed the way she did to lead guys on, only had half as many boyfriends as people liked to claim she had. Plus, she had a huge crush on Charlie, so any guy she had dated was just a warm up for the one she really wanted.
I pulled off my clothes in the restroom stall just off from the locker room. I didn't know why I did that, but I always had. I was really self-conscious when I was younger, and I guess I just never grew out of it. Nobody criticized me for it, thankfully.
I slid the bottoms on. Pink and white horizontal stripes were the design, going from top right to bottom left. After that came the top, which was easy thanks to being a clasp rather needing to tie it together. Once again, the pattern was pink and white stripes, but here they were making a V shape. The stripes on the right went top right to bottom left, the stripes on the left went top left to bottom right. It served as a kind of attention marker, in a way. And it was cute, like me.
Like I said before, Chrissie's bikini was the mirror image of mine. We'd done that on purpose, because we bought them together. Her's was still pink and white, but her top had an inverse V shape, pointing up instead of down, and the stripes on her bottoms went in the opposite direction. Naturally, the similarities in our bikinis caused some heads to turn our way, but that was the point.
Kristie asked me, “Which guy do you think will look better in a Speedo?”
I smirked. “Well, you only have eyes for Charlie Wilkins, so he's obviously your choice.”
She turned beet red. “Hey!”
I continued as if I hadn't noticed her discomfort. “I’d havta say… I'mma go with my crush, Grant.”
Chrissie came between Kristie and I, throwing her arms around both of us. “Ladies, you're both wrong. Clearly, the hottest guy in a Speedo is Laurie.”
I rolled my eyes. “Ugh… Can you not say that again?”
The two of them just burst into a giggle fit until everybody filed out to the pool.
“C’mon, you pantywaists!” Coach shouted at the guys. I sorta winced, because Coach was loud when he yelled. He turned to Kat and I and said, “I hope you’re not writing down everything I say.”
Kat just giggled. “Don’t worry, only the good bits.”
I wasn’t even writing down anything he was saying. This article was about the team, not the Coach. He was still an important piece of it, so I wasn’t going to smear his record by bringing attention to the fact that he was relatively foul mouthed. Plus, not like anybody didn’t know.
Coach just nodded. “Good.” He turned back to face the team. “You girls need to move! Move like your boyfriends are waiting to hump you!”
I nearly choked my drink. Wow. I didn’t think Coach would ever go that far. He was much milder during Gym than he was for the guys on the football team. It reminded me of Ms. Hansen, the other Gym teacher who also coached volleyball. I'd had to do an article on one of her practice sessions, too, and she was brutal there.
I specifically kept an eye on Grant, for obvious reasons (wink wink), but I watched Wheeler and Charlie, too, to see how well they were doing. If I was honest, the team wasn't doing very well. I didn't quite understand why, since I knew the team was usually better than this. They also looked like they were down a player, but I figured he just ditched today or something.
“Your boyfriend is probably doing the best, y'know,” Kat said, with a hint of amusement in her voice. “He’s the only one that isn’t total shit.”
Defensively (these guys were my friends, after all), I said, “Wheeler and Charlie are doing just fine.”
“Well, yeah, but the team as a whole is just kinda… Yeah, not great.”
I leaned back in my seat. “It’s only been a rough couple weeks. They’ll be back to full strength soon.”
She sighed. “Yeah, you’re probably right. At least, they better be.” She nudged me with her elbow. “Hey, why don’t you tell Laurie to try out? Bet he’d do great.”
I honestly didn’t know why Laurie wasn’t on the football team. She loved to play football, and had with the guys for years. Of course, I’d played with them more than once, and I didn’t feel any need to join the team. Maybe Laurie just wasn’t interested.
I reached into my pocket and pulled out my phone. I knew Grant’s would be in his locker, but I still felt the need to text him something funny about what I was seeing him and the guys doing. u look hot in ur uniform I sent, with a heart emoji after hot. He wouldn’t see it until after practice, but I was certain he’d get a good kick out of it.
I looked down at what I’d written for the article and realized I’d mentioned Grant way too many times. I mean, sure, if Kat was right, he was the best player on the team, but I’d written his name probably eight times, and the only player close to that was Tim Hyun, who’d been mentioned twice just because he’d been injured on the field six times this season.
Crap… I quickly crossed out his name a few times to cut down on how often I mentioned my boyfriend over everybody else. This was an article about the whole team, not just Grant. I was surprised I let myself do that, but then again, it was Grant I was writing about, so it made some sense. Maybe I could mention poor Tim a couple more times.
Coach Brandt shouted, “Alright you limp-dicked sissies! You’re makin’ me wish the cheerleaders were out here running these plays! We’ve got a game tomorrow and I damn well better see you kick ass on the day, understand me? Go hit the showers.”
Kat stood up. “What say we go bombard the players with questions as an excuse to go into the boys locker room?”
I smirked. “Hmm… Half or fully naked guys standing around for us to look at while we ask them questions about their practice… I’m game.”
“Tell me, Mr. Harrison, how it is you felt when the coach dumped new plays you were unfamiliar with on top of you?” I asked Grant, who was standing there with just a towel wrapped around his waist and an embarrassed look on his face.
“Seriously?” he asked.
I giggled. “Hey, this was Kat’s idea, and I just took advantage.”
Both of us glanced over in Kat’s direction, where she was half asking questions, half flirting with Tim Hyun. At one point, she lightly poked him in his probably still sore rib, and made him double over in pain.
“Yeah, I can see that,” Grant said. He sat down on the bench beside the locker row. “Um… To answer the question, Coach drops this kind of thing on us all the time, especially after a bad game. He’ll introduce plays that he knows we can do, even if we don’t know if we can do them. He never pushes us too far, even though he can seem a little… Abrasive. Sometimes he throws us really difficult plays when we’re not prepared to run them, but that doesn’t happen often.”
I quickly jotted down what he’d said. He was actually the last member of the team that I was interviewing. Kat and I each took half the team, though she seemed to purposefully leave Wheeler, Charlie and Grant for me. I’d thank her for Grant, but Wheeler spent the whole time trying ask me what Grant and I were doing to celebrate that we were dating while Charlie was pretty much just talking about girls he liked.
Suddenly, there were loud footsteps coming into the locker room that sounded like somebody dropping a sledgehammer on the ground every few seconds. I turned around and saw Coach and a much taller man standing behind him.
“Well, well, well… No wonder your team lost to us last week, Gene. They’re busy fucking girls back here.”
I felt myself blush. Even Coach wasn’t that bad.
Coach, thankfully, stood up for us. “Kathy Myers and Ashley Johnson, editor of the school paper and head reporter. You wanna suggest my boys are performing… Untoward actions with these two young ladies, Barry, you’re making a big mistake.”
Kat was suddenly beside me, nudging me in the elbow. When I turned to her, she kinda motioned toward the big guy with her eyes. I could tell she wanted me to ask him questions for the article, or maybe even to just ask him to shut up about us. I was kinda insulted that he said that about us.
Coach, instead, decided to introduce the guy to everybody. “Team, ladies, this is Barry Waters, coach of Weston High’s football and swimming teams. He came by to observe us on the field prior to our big rematch tomorrow night.” Coach turned to him. “And came by late.”
Mr. Waters folded his arms across his massive chest. “And what I see today is nothing!” he shouted with a hint of laughter.
I felt a surge of disgust for this asshole. Our team was fantastic, and they worked their asses off. Why the hell he thought he could come in here and call them nothing just sent me over the edge. “Excuse me, Mr. Waters, but like Coach Brandt said, you came in after they finished running their practice plays. You didn’t watch them work and sweat and tire themselves out. They’re not nothing, and they’re gonna whup your ass tomorrow night!”
The locker room fell so silent that I almost though a tumbleweed would roll past. I looked around at everyone else in the room. The guys all looked like they were about to shit their pants, Coach looked somewhat annoyed, Kat looked amused and/or impressed, and Mr. Waters looked like he was about to burst into laughter.
“What?” was all I asked.
Finally, Mr. Waters did burst into laughter. “This one’s got bigger balls on her than the rest of your team, Gene! Put her on the field and you’d probably win tomorrow!” He smacked Coach on the shoulder. “I’ll see you on the field, Genie!” He then turned around and walked out of the locker room, still laughing.
Coach sighed, then looked at me. “Good job, Johnson. I think you just gave us the biggest advantage we’ll have tomorrow.”
“I did?”
“Now he thinks we’re a bunch of wusses that need a woman to win our games. We’re gonna show him just how wrong he is!”
The team roared a cheering… Noise, I guess, that sounded like monkey grunting. It was a weird sound, but I felt like I'd heard it before at some time. I probably had, since the guys probably did it all the time. Plus, I'd followed the football team for the paper since freshman year, so I should have heard it more than once.
Guess on top of school journalism, school spirit was probably one of my strong suits.
I checked my wall clock and saw that I only had forty minutes until I had to meet Grant at the movies. Not a lot of time, but not too little to ruin anything. I just had to take a quick shower, choose a cute outfit and then call Kat when I was ready to go.
Laurie was off with Chrissie buying the stuff for the party, so I had the house all to myself until I left. The place was quiet, but that was to be expected. It was weird not seeing Dad watching TV, but he should be on a plane to Kansas for the weekend. It was the most time he'd spent out of the house since losing his job, and he was visiting Uncle Cletus, so it was for the best.
I quickly stripped down to just my panties and wondered for a brief second why that seemed odd to me, then quickly hopped in the shower. I had this second weird sensation that the water seemed warmer than usual, but I ignored it. I assumed it was just me feeling all hot and bothered or something. Nothing to really worry about.
My hair seemed longer, though. Weird.
I stepped out of the shower, dried off, and wrapped a towel around my chest. As I blow-dried my hair, there was a knock at the door. Was Laurie home already?
Dad answered my silent question by asking, “Ashe, is that you, honey?”
Oh shit! If Laurie came home with all the stuff for the party and Dad was still here…
“Yeah, Dad!”
“Where’s your brother?”
Great, I had to answer that question. “I think he’s on a date with Chrissie.” I had to ask, “Weren’t you supposed to be on your plane by now?”
“Delayed for some weird ass reason. Taking off at about six tonight.”
Six, was only an hour away. Granted, the airport itself was less than a half hour away, and it was tiny, so Dad probably wouldn’t need to wait too long to get on the plane. We only had a tiny airstrip with like three planes in total. This town wasn’t huge or anything.
I could use that to my advantage. The movie theater wasn’t too far from the airport, I could get a ride from Dad and wouldn’t need to call Kat. That would save me some of her annoying teasing, though I’d need to worry about Dad giving me “the talk” about how to deal with my boyfriend.
I opened the bathroom door and he was standing there, doing something on his phone. “Hey, Dad?”
“Yeah, sweetheart?” He looked up from his phone and had this weird look on his face, almost like he wasn’t sure what he was looking at.
“Can you give me a ride to the movies?”
“Oh, seein’ something tonight?”
“Yeah. I dunno what yet.”
He crossed his arms over his chest. “Who are you going with, young lady?”
I reached around behind myself and grabbed my other arm. “Grant,” I answered, knowing my face was beet red.
“Really? Hmmm… Football player, your best friend… Have you two been foolin’ around?”
I’m pretty sure my face went from beet red to tomato red. “Dad!”
He laughed, then patted me on the shoulder. “Oh, calm down, honey, I know you better than that. Yeah, I’ll take you to the movies so you can spend a couple hours in the dark with your boyfriend.”
I smiled, threw my arms around him and almost squealed, “Thank you, Daddy!” I hadn’t called him “Daddy” in years. I felt like a little kid again, for whatever reason.
I hurried into my room and unwrapped the towel and let it drop to the floor. Getting him to take me to the theater would be another benefit, because then Laurie and Chrissie could get home while he was taking me, and then he’d drive off to the airport. This would actually all work out just fine, it seemed.
I opened my underwear drawer and rooted through my panties to find just the right pair. I found a cute pink pair and slid them up my legs. I knew exactly what bottom I was going to wear, so I quickly retrieved the little black miniskirt and stepped into it. Next I pulled on a pink bra. For whatever reason, it felt like I’d never worn one before, but I knew I had for years now, so whatever was wrong with me was something I’d need to deal with later. I grabbed an orange tank top out of my closet and dropped that over top of me, making sure it covered my bra straps well enough. Didn’t want Grant getting any ideas, after all. Last but not least, I slid my feet into a cute pair of bright pink flip flops.
Fifteen minutes left before we needed to go, I sat down at my vanity and started painting my nails. Yellow was my absolute favorite color, but today I wanted to go pink. Maybe it was just because I had a boyfriend, or maybe I just wanted a change for a day. Like Mrs. Morfran said, “beauty is change”. Grant, hopefully, loved me either way, though.
A little blush, a little eyeliner, some bright red lipstick, my makeup was finished and perfect. Next came jewelry. I put my cute heart necklace on, then grabbed a silver charm bracelet. My last piece of jewelry was a pair of heart shaped stud earrings that I bought alongside my necklace. I hadn’t worn them since I bought them, and this seemed like the best time.
I took a quick look in the mirror and realized that I hadn’t really styled my hair. It just fell in loose curls, just barely hitting my shoulders. I liked that look a lot, especially as the ends brushed past my shoulders. I wondered how long I’d had this sort of casual “style” without realizing it. I cursed myself for not noticing sooner.
I almost slid down the stairs, I was moving so quickly. I’d just managed to finish getting ready before Dad and I had to leave. I stopped in front of him and did a little goofy runway pose. I used to do that all the time when I was a kid. It’s how I got my nickname, “Flashy” Ashley. I’d just put on cute clothes and model them for Mom and Dad. I hadn’t done it for awhile, at least since Mom died. It made me miss her some more.
“You’re seeing a movie dressed like that?” Dad asked.
“What? I wanna look good for Grant.”
“Trust me, if he’s anything like I was at your age, he’s probably gonna be picturing you naked most of the time, anyway.”
I rolled my eyes. “Dad…”
He chuckled. “I’m just givin’ ya shit, honey, don’t worry about it. Now get your ass in the truck so I can drive you to your boyfriend.”
I just smiled.
I gave Dad a quick hug before getting out of the truck. He just gave me a pat on the shoulder and told me to have a good time before driving off to the airport. We just managed to miss Larry and Chrissie showing up at the house, and luckily they didn't pull any bags out of Chrissie's car.
I couldn’t remember the last time Grant and I went to the movies together, but this was a very different situation. Today, we weren’t just going as the best friends we’d been ever since we were kids, it was as a boy and a girl seeing a movie together on a date. As far as I knew, we were just seeing a movie, though I couldn’t say I’d be disappointed if we ended up going to dinner afterward or anything like that. It’d be romantic. And, honestly, romance was something I’d be very interested in.
Grant was waiting for me in the lobby. When he saw me, it was just like this morning on the bus, his eyes were so bright it was like he was seeing me for the first time. Actually, though, it was probably just him realizing that the girl in front of him was his girlfriend, not just a girl who was his friend. In a way, he really was seeing me for the first time.
“Hey, Ashe,” he said as I got closer to him, “you look… Wow…”
I giggled. “You’ve seen me in stuff like this before.”
He rubbed at the back of his neck. “I know, but… I mean… This is the first time we’ve been here like this. It’s the first time you’ve dressed like that for us.”
I wrapped my arms around his neck and hugged myself close to him. “I didn’t dress this way for us. I dressed this way for you.”
He laughed. “Okay, that was kinda sappy.”
I kissed him and then lightly tapped him on the nose with my finger. “Hey, you lemme have a soap opera moment.” I giggled again. “Just remember, you’re gonna havta draw moments like this when we get Joey and Brenda together.”
He nodded. I noticed his hand was on my ass and I didn’t have any problem with it. “I guess you’re right.”
I smirked. “I’m your girlfriend, I’m always right.”
He rolled his eyes. “Already with that stuff, huh?”
I kissed him again. “Yup.”
He smiled. “I shoulda known. Well, how about we go decide what to see?”
The theater had this big billboard with the posters for the movies they were currently showing. It dominated one wall of the lobby, right behind the ticket booth. There were sixteen screens, though we didn’t get every movie that was out in our theater. It was mostly the big ones. There were some we’d already seen together, and I wasn’t really sure what it was I wanted to see.
“Um… Slender Man or The Meg?” I asked.
He scratched at his chin. “Are those really our only choices?”
“We’ve seen almost everything else already.”
He chuckled. “We shoulda started dating earlier this year, then.”
“Hey, you just needed to ask.”
He kissed my cheek. His lips were so warm. “I’m up for The Meg, how about you?”
Not like there was much choice. “I’m game for Jason Statham fighting a super shark,” I answered.
Like a classic boyfriend, Grant paid for the both of us, which was a good thing, because I didn't even realize I didn't bring my wallet. I coulda sworn I had my purse with me, though in my haste to leave before Laurie got home, I probably forgot about it. He even got the popcorn and drinks, too, which was an extra I wasn't expecting. I was so glad he didn't try the whole “cut a hole in the popcorn bucket and slip your dick through” trick on me. Wheeler once told me of a time he did that to his now ex-girlfriend Valentina Hodges. She converted to lesbian shortly after that.
When we walked into the theater, I was amazed. Friday night and the place was almost completely empty. It was us and another couple who were already busy making out in the third row. I wanted this to be a classic date, where Grant and I sat in the back row and we could cuddle as much as the crappy seats would allow.
Lucky me, he obliged.
The lights dimmed for the previews shortly after we sat down. I held my soda with one hand while Grant held my other. I don't know what it was, but there was something so… Unique about this whole situation, something I'd never felt before. Certainly I'd gone to the movies with other boyfriends, why did this feel so new and exciting? What was different about this one?
Then I realized exactly why this one was different. This wasn’t just some guy I saw with a good looking body and a winning smile, this was Grant. He’d been my friend for so long that this went beyond mere boyfriend/girlfriend like it had been with every other guy I’d dated. He’d always been sweet to me, and while this was our first real date, we’d always been close enough that people had treated us like we were dating. Hell, Kat was amazed this was our first date, because she thought he was my rebound guy whenever I was between boyfriends.
The lights finally went out and the logos (there were a lot of logos, like almost a minute of logos) went by. The theater still hadn’t populated at all, so it was still just us and that other couple that I swear had moved from making out to having sex, because I could hear something that sounded like moans.
I looked over at Grant and saw that he looked like he was about to fall asleep. He looked so cute like that, but I didn’t want him to fall asleep because I knew I’d fall asleep at that point. Instead, I took a chance I didn’t even realize I’d been wanting to take: I climbed on top of him and pressed my lips to his. He woke up with a jolt, but as soon as he realized what was going on, he grabbed hold of my hips and held onto me. I could tell by his “reaction” (if you know what I mean) that he had exactly zero problems with what was going on.
I gave Grant another kiss as he left me at the front door. He then walked back to his house and I enjoyed a wonder view of his ass as he did. The cool breeze blowing up my skirt then reminded me that I needed to get inside or else I’d probably stand there just thinking about all the making out we did during the movie.
Y’know, now that I think of it, I had no idea what happened during that movie. I was laying on top of Grant the whole damn runtime, enjoying his tongue mixing with mine. Oh, and I let his hands slip around places I probably wouldn’t have with any other guy on a first date. I felt he deserved a treat.
Larry was sitting on the couch watching TV, already drinking one of those beers he got with Chrissie this afternoon for the party tomorrow. “Jesus, you spent like fifteen minutes on the porch kissing,” he said, with a laugh.
“Who are you? Dad?”
“No, but you coulda texted me and warned me about that.”
“I was busy. I didn’t even know he was still here until I got out of the shower.”
He patted the couch cushion beside him, so I sat down. He then handed me a beer. “Well, we got lucky. And from the way you were watching Grant walk back to his house, you got pretty lucky tonight, too. Am I gonna be an uncle?”
I coughed and nearly spat some beer out. “Uh, we didn’t fuck, you asshole. It was a movie, we just made out for two hours and then he walked me home.”
“Hey, don’t act like it didn’t cross your mind.”
I legitimately couldn’t deny that. Letting Grant have his way with me wouldn’t have been the worst thing to happen to me, and hell, even being pregnant with his child wasn’t something I was completely against. Still, I was sixteen and that was way too young to be thinking about making babies with my boyfriend. “It didn’t, and that’s all I’ll say on the matter,” I lied.
He put his arm around me. Larry could be an asshole, but he was still a great brother. “If I told you that Chrissie and I have had sex in the movie theater, would that put you at ease?”
“Uh, no, and you haven’t.”
“But how would you know?”
“Because Chrissie’s my friend and I’d know if you two had sex anywhere, including the movies.”
“What if I told you I had pictures?”
“You don’t have pictures.”
He sighed. “You’re right, I don’t.”
“And besides, if Chrissie had had sex, she’d have blown up her Facebook about it using vague but obvious terms, like that time you two snuck out Biology to grope one another.”
He smirked. “Good times.”
“Whatever.” I gulped down the last of my beer without even realizing I’d drank so much of it, got up, walked to the kitchen and dropped the bottle in the trash. “I’m gonna go do some writing and then head to bed. Don’t forget, we’ve gotta get up early to get everything ready, since the party has to end before the game.”
He raised his bottle in affirmation.
I walked upstairs, then into the bathroom to wash off my makeup. After that, I went to my room to change from my skirt and tank top into a nightie. I tied my hair into a cute ponytail and sat cross legged on my bed. I figured I’d get about a half a chapter done on the webcomic and then some done on that story for Creative Writing.
As I worked on the webcomic, I realized about seventeen pages in that I’d created a new character that shared their name with the lead in my Creative Writing story. Huh. Looks like I’d accidentally created a shared universe between something Grant and I were doing for fun and a school project that I was just having fun doing. I wondered how he’d react to that. Maybe when we got the website set up for the comic, we’d set up a section for side stories I could write. I could come up with a whole town full of characters that each had their own story, kinda like Stephen King did with his stuff.
My phone buzzed. I grabbed it and saw that Grant was texting me that he’d gotten home.
c u tmrw big sexy I texted with a wink face emoji.
c u babe Babe! He called me babe! I felt butterflies in my stomach. Words couldn’t explain how excited I was that this new stage in our relationship had happened.
About an hour and a half later, I pulled my blanket over top of me, shut off the lamp on my nightstand and went to sleep thinking of what I’d wear during our party tomorrow. I’d even try to work it into the webcomic to make Grant draw it eventually.
Tomorrow would be a day to remember.
The changes take hold, but has anyone noticed?
Today was the day. Today was The Day. The Day when Larry and I passed from just being “The Johnson Twins” to being high school legends… Until somebody else throws a better party, that is. But we had at least a good while before that would happen, we'd be fine.
I hopped out of bed and took a good long look at myself in the mirror, for whatever reason. I dunno. I looked like I'd just gotten out of bed, what with my raggy blonde hair and one nightie strap having slid down my shoulder, nearly pulling the front of my nightie down with it. I quickly pulled it back up and knew exactly what I needed to do.
And that was take a damn shower. I reeked. I thought I took a shower last night after cheer practice and before the movie. I guess making out with Grant was a little more exertion than I thought it had been. Or maybe it had been my… Playtime just before going to bed. Either way, I needed a shower and this was the perfect opportunity to use the new body wash I got earlier that week. If I ever needed a reason to smell like flowers, it would be the party.
After a long, hot, soothing shower, I wrapped my towel around my chest and had a brain fart for a few seconds where I thought my boobs were bigger. That was a stupid thing to think, since they'd settled into their current size for like six months now. Then again, I guess it wasn't impossible that I was going through a little bit of a growth spurt. Either way, I was wrong, because once I got in my room, my bra fit just as it always had.
I decided on a simple white shirt that exposed my stomach but covered everything above it. Then I slid a pair of denim short shorts up my legs. Last but not least was a pair of flip flops, the same ones I'd worn last night. Next, I tied my hair into a loose ponytail that brushed my shoulders whenever I turned my head. For a second, I thought about changing to a sleeveless top, but decided against it.
There was a knock on my door, and Larry was standing there leaning against my door frame. "Hey, we've still got like three hours before people start showing up. What are you getting all ready for?”
I glared at him. “Were you standing there the whole time I was getting dressed?”
He shook his head. “No, but you really should close your damn door when you do that, because I almost walked in on you naked.”
I rolled my eyes. “So, what are you complaining about me getting dressed for?”
He motioned at his own state of dress, which was a pair of pajama pants and no shirt. “We’ve got hours to get dressed. I don’t get why girls need to do that so far ahead of time.”
I sighed. “Yeah, because you’re not a girl, doofus.”
“You have a point, but you could at least explain it.”
“We like to be ready.”
“Three hours beforehand?”
“I’d be ready twelve hours beforehand if I could.”
He shook his head. “Girls are weird.”
I smirked. “Not as weird as boys.”
As it turned out, I was the only one ready our party guests when they started showing up. Wheeler and Kelsey were the first to arrive. I was almost surprised that he brought his little sister along, but then I realized he’d probably been told to babysit her while their folks were out for the weekend. Kelsey was a good kid, though, not like I’d been when Larry and I were growing up. I was a wild child through and through.
Less than twenty minutes later, the house was full. We didn’t have an outrageously large house, but I didn’t think we’d fill it up that quickly. There was barely enough room to get to the door whenever new people would show up, and I was pretty sure at least every member of the football team that wasn’t my brother managed to accidentally (or purposefully) grab my boobs or my ass.
(Actually, now that I think about it, Larry might have also done it but his was definitely by accident.)
The place was so loud that I almost couldn’t hear the music. Larry had Charlie hook up a nice set of speakers for the music, and it had been loud enough that I hadn’t really been able to hear the people. There was so much noise I could barely hear myself think. If this was how most parties went, I’d be happy if this was our only one. It’d probably take Larry and I all day on Sunday to clean it all up.
I took a sip of spiked fruit punch and couldn’t even taste the beer. I wondered if Larry hadn’t put in the right amount. I was hoping to at least have a nice buzz going by the time the party got into full swing. If I knew where he’d stashed it, I’d pour some more in. If I could find him in this sea of people, I’d tell him about it. Maybe I’d just try and chug the whole bowl. I remembered a time that I was over at Wheeler’s place and tried to do that once.
I just barely heard the doorbell ringing over the crowd of people. Larry was too busy making out with Chrissie on the couch, with a couple other people making out on the couch beside them. That meant it was once again my turn to get the door. One of these days, I’d havta find a way to get him to own up to his responsibilities. He got away with a lot at school because he was the star quarterback, but that wouldn’t work with me.
Luckily, by the time I got to the door (and about seventeen separate instances of third degree fondling and one instance of a hand that was not my own trying to push its way into my shirt), I realized it was better that I answered the door. My heart nearly burst out of my chest as Grant stood there, a smile on his face and fashionably wearing a polo shirt and gym shorts.
“Hey there, handsome,” I said, adding as much flirt to my voice as I could. “You look lonely out there.”
He smirked. “Oh, I’m plenty lonely, gorgeous. Wanna let me inside where there’s plenty of space?”
I laughed. “Yeah, plenty.” I glanced over my shoulder at the mass of people. “Either way, get your ass in here and put your arms around your girlfriend.”
He grabbed me by the waist and pulled me close. “I’ll havta find her, first.”
I wrapped my arms around his neck. “Oh, wanna do some exploring?”
“So long as you’re only saying this because you’re not drunk. I don’t wanna take advantage.”
I nearly broke out laughing. “Please, there’s more fruit punch in the bowl than beer right now. Larry must have saved most of it for after the party.”
“I think he offhandedly mentioned yesterday that he and Chrissie were going to go up to his bedroom and have a few before bed.”
I rolled my eyes. “Ugh, naturally. Would you do that with a girl?”
He kissed me on the nose. “I would never get you drunk if you didn’t want to.”
“I mean the whole drunk sex thing.”
“Oh, no. I’d rather remember having sex with a pretty girl.”
I kissed him on the lips. “Good boy.”
“Did you… Y’know…”
I shook my head. “No. That is a very big decision and as much as I’d love it if you were the first boy I’d have sex with, I’d rather wait until we were actually ready.”
“Second date?”
“Maybe third. Just to make sure.”
He kissed me again. “You got it, Ashe.”
“Until then, you’d damn well better hold me close and make sure yours are the only hands fondling me.”
“Have other guys been fondling you?”
“Hopefully on accident, but there have been incidents.”
He backed me into the house and shut the door behind us. “Let’s just deal with that by sticking to the wall and going around. I think we can probably kiss all the way from here to the kitchen by doing that, what about you?”
I smirked. “We can damn sure try.”
It wasn’t all that difficult to make out from one side of the house to the other by sticking to the wall. I was pretty sure Grant’s weren’t the only hands on my ass, but his were the only hands trying to get inside my shirt with very little in the way of resistance. I didn’t want sex just yet, but I didn’t have any problems with being touched.
By the time we made it to the kitchen, I was actually more than a little surprised with how nobody else had decided to use it as a make out spot. It wasn’t like the kitchen was locked or anything, all we really had was a swinging door that didn’t even latch. Granted, it meant that our little session of intimacy would probably be interrupted many times now that we had come back here, but that was no big deal, really.
I hopped up on the counter all the while our mouths were still tightly pressed against each other, his tongue entwined with mine. I couldn’t tell what it was that made this so… Different. I’d made out with boyfriends more than once, to the point that I had a bit of a reputation that I wasn’t sure I enjoyed. According to Larry, my cell number was scratched over at least four urinals at school with “For a good time call” above it.
But making out with Grant just felt so new, so fantastic, like it was my first time all over again. I couldn’t even figure out why, because Grant and I had been friends for so long that people thought we were dating in elementary school. Out of all of Larry’s teammates and friends, Grant and I had always been close. The fact that it took us until now to officially start dating was kinda crazy, really.
But I didn’t mind this feeling. I loved this feeling. It made me feel like a little girl having her first kiss again. I didn’t know if that meant anything, really. Maybe it just meant that Grant was The One, the guy I was destined to spend the rest of my life with. Kind of a stupid notion so early in life, really. My high school life alone had been filled with so many boyfriends that I could barely remember. I was pretty sure I’d dated most of the athletes from middle school onward, and they’d only ever been just that: boyfriends.
Grant, though… Grant felt like a lover.
Everything about being with him felt so romantic that I was pretty sure it had all been written down in one of those cheap romance novels that Chrissie liked to read. But I didn’t care, I didn’t care at all. Nothing. Not. One. Thing. Could ruin this moment.
Naturally, I was wrong.
Grant’s phone rang, ruining the moment for the both of us. He pulled away and sighed, then reached into his pocket and took the call. “Yeah? Oh, shit... Yeah, Coach, we’ll be there. Wait, how did you know…? Yeah, that makes sense.”
“What?” I asked.
He hung up the phone. “I forgot there was a game tonight. And Coach heard about the party from Tim Hyun. He never could keep his mouth shut about this kind of stuff.”
The door to the kitchen burst open and Larry, in the process of buttoning his shirt up, came in nearly exhausted. “So, I dunno about you guys, but I forgot we had a game tonight and Coach heard about the party from Tim.” He glanced back and forth at the two of us. “Were you two…”
I rolled my eyes. “Kissing, that’s all.”
He smirked. “Yeah, I’m sure. You may wanna put your top back on, sis.”
I looked down and saw that he was very right about that. Despite wearing a bra and both guys in the room knowing what I looked like wearing a bra, I felt the need to cover up, so I did, with my arms. Larry just left the room laughing his ass off and then shooing people out of the house.
I looked over at Grant. “Did you do that?”
He shook his head. “No, but I havta say, I did not mind.”
I felt myself smile. “Did you… Y’know… Cop a feel?”
He smiled. “Yeah, but so did you.”
I was starting to feel the effects of that punch by the time I got on the field in my uniform. The boys were all lined up, Coach berating them for forgetting about the game. Honestly, I don’t know as I’d forgotten the game, but I didn’t remember it being in the middle of the afternoon.
Either way, the rest of the cheer squad and I were ready to get started once we were called out. I shook my pom-pom in my face for a second to try and clear the cobwebs out of my head. Something seemed… Off about this. I couldn’t really tell what, though. Like I said, what little alcohol I managed to squeeze out of that punch was probably starting to get to me.
Chrissie was next to me, adjusting her top. “Gawd, I can’t wait until this is over with. I wanna get home and get into something a little more comfortable.”
I rolled my eyes. “By a little more comfortable, are you talking Larry’s bedroom?”
She looked both shocked and amused. “Hey! Is it my fault your brother is a cutie pie?”
Kristie on the other side of her laughed. “Please, babe, you almost let him do it right there in the middle of the party.”
I acted prissy. “At least I went into the kitchen with Grant.”
Amber, to the other side of me from Chrissie, patted me on the shoulder. “Yeah, but I popped in there to grab a soda and almost tripped all over you two.”
I hadn’t noticed that at all, but I also hadn’t noticed when my shirt came off in that whole ordeal, so it honestly wasn’t a surprise. It was more of a surprise that Amber was even there, because I thought she wasn’t gonna come. “Yeah, we were kinda… Yeah.”
“Were you actually gonna… You know?” Helena asked.
I blushed. “Uh, no! I’m not ready for sex right now.”
“Yeah, but you and Grant are so cute together!” Kristie almost screamed.
“Still, I wanna take it really slow with Grant. He’s… He’s so special to me, I don’t just wanna jump into bed with him as soon as possible.”
Amber nodded. “That’s the smart thing to do.” She smirked. “I mean, you two have been dating for so long that his balls must be ridiculously blue by now.”
I smacked her in the back of the head. “Hey! We’ve only been dating for two days!”
Helen looked like she was about to lose it. “Yeah, officially, but you had to notice that Grant hasn’t dated anybody else since freshman year. He’s probably been waiting for the best time to ask you out.”
I had to admit that I hadn’t noticed that. Had he really been waiting this whole time just to find the perfect way to ask me out? I sorta felt like a bitch for never seeing that. “Really?” I asked.
Kristie looked shocked. “No way, you didn’t see it? Girl, he picked you as the model for that comic he’s been drawing.”
“I knew that!” I folded my arms under my breasts. “After we decided on the story, he went around asking girls if he could use them for her design.”
Chrissie shook her head. “No, he didn’t. He didn’t ask anybody.”
I blinked.
“He didn’t actually want me to tell you this, but… You were the only girl he ever considered using for the comic. At first, he said it was because you were writing it, so he wanted to make it sort of like a… Um… Tribute? I guess?”
“I think the word you’re looking for is homage.”
“Turn off the writer brain for a second, Flashy,” she said with a smirk, “the point is that you were the only girl he ever wanted to draw. The boy loves you.” She giggled. “You’re almost living a real life romance novel.”
The rest of the squad just made an Oooooooooooooooooooooh noise that just made me feel even more embarrassed than I had been when I realized my top was off when I was alone with Grant. I almost wanted to hide, but I knew it was all good-natured. The squad was my best friends, they obviously cared that I find a guy I could fall for.
”And now, geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet ready for the beautiful Trumbull High cheerleading squad!”
I sighed. We’d spent the entire warm-up period just talking about my love life. “Alright, girls,” I said, “let’s get out there and get everybody excited.for the best game of the season. The guys will kick ass this week, and it’ll be because we got ‘em there!”
The game ran over by about twenty minutes, but once all was said and done, our team beat the other guys 23 to 3. It was such a complete change from last week that I almost wondered if the guys had been replaced by a different team while we weren’t looking. You’d never think our team would be able to do that with a slight buzz.
After we changed out of our uniforms, we waited for the guys in the hallway outside the locker room. I realized then that all of us were dating football players. I’d never noticed that before, but we were. It was weird, in a way, but cheerleaders dating jocks was kind of a stereotype. Not that I saw the guys as jocks, or at least not the way the trope usually goes. Unlike on TV, none of the guys were dickhead bullies or that kind of thing.
I wondered if I should write an asshole bully into the comic. He could just start off as a minor character and become more important later on. Hopefully Grant wouldn’t mind, but I’d ask him first. Maybe he’d have some ideas for that sort of thing.
When the team finally came out of the locker room, joking and laughing about something or another, Grant’s eyes lit up right as he saw me. “Hey, Ashe,” he said as he put his arms around me, “you and the rest of the squad were great before the game.”
I blushed. “Thanks. You guys kicked ass out there today.”
He smirked. “Anything to see you out there in that little skirt.”
I rolled my eyes. “Hey, now, you get to see me in a little skirt whenever you damn well want.”
Chrissie, clutching Larry’s arm like she was holding on for dear life, just whistled. “You two should really get a room.”
Larry added, “And please, keep it down when you do.”
I coughed out a sound that either meant I was laughing or scoffing, or some mixture of the two. “Like we’d ever do that with you across the hall.”
“Whatever. You wanna pick the party back up where we left off before this whole thing?”
I shook my head. “Nah, I just wanna go home and spend some time on the couch with my boyfriend.”
“Only if there’s room on that couch for doubles,” Chrissie said.
“Uh, no,” Larry responded, “I have a couch in my bedroom, we can use that.”
Grant asked, “Why don’t you have a couch in your room?”
“Uh, where would I put it?” I asked. “I’m pretty sure my vanity and my wardrobe take up more room than his couch.”
“Didn’t you used to have a couch in your room?”
Now that he mentioned it, I kinda did remember having one, but I couldn’t remember how long ago that was. It had to be before I started going through puberty and decided I needed to stop being such a tomboy. That was a long damn time ago. “I did, didn’t I?”
“You did, when we were kids,” Larry answered. “Damn, man, how’d you remember that?”
Grant shrugged. “I dunno. I thought it wasn’t that long ago, though.”
Why did I think he was right about that?
By the time Grant and I landed on the couch, I was pretty sure we had tripped over a ton of junk that was still left over in the floor after the party. In fact, the couch itself was kind of a sticky mess that we were gonna have trouble cleaning up before Dad came home, but we'd have all day on Sunday to deal with it, so I didn't really see any big problems arising.
The sticky couch did not, however, stop Grant and I from practically jumping on it and making out like we'd never done before. That wasn't really even an unfair assessment, either, we never had done this sort of thing with each other before. I'd made out with Bobby Keenan before, which he’d considered the best day of his life if his locker room talk was to be believed. Of course, he hadn’t exactly been the best boyfriend I’d ever had. He liked to bite down on my tongue and suck on it, which was… Just all kinds of weird.
But Grant wasn’t like that. He was gentle, he was firm, he was warm and he was making sure this was as much for me as it was for him. His hands never moved from my waist until I moved them to my ass, which he finally took as an invitation to fondle and squeeze as much as possible, but he wasn’t rough with me at all.
It really took me a lot to not just pull my shorts off and let him have his way with me. I couldn’t be that ready for sex, was I? Maybe Larry’s stupid little comments were starting to get to me. No, I was just outrageously horny and not thinking straight, that was all. I could get over that quickly enough, hopefully. Besides, I didn’t think either of us had a condom and I was not ready to become a teen mom.
Although, maybe Grant would be a great teen dad.
I put the thoughts out of my head and got back to thinking about Grant’s warm, delicious lips. He tasted so sweet, so lovely. I couldn’t believe just how different this was from any other boy I’d kissed. Maybe Chrissie was right and my life was turning into a romance novel. That would make exactly no sense, but here I was currently loving the shit out of my boyfriend and wanted nothing more than to stay with him forever.
I couldn’t ignore the irony, really. Grant and I were making a webcomic about a couple of friends who eventually grow to love one another and all the wacky antics that led to that, and that was really what was happening with him and me. To really parallel everything, I would have had to be a guy before all the kissing started, but it was such a minor thing that it didn’t matter. Of course, the idea of that seemed kinda funny.
After the kissing subsided, the two of us just sat there on the couch, the TV on but nothing really interesting was on at the time. Some reruns of The Big Bang Theory on TBS was about all we watched. Funny, but the only thing I was concerned about was sitting there in Grant’s arms, comfortable in his embrace.
At some point, I must've fallen asleep, because I woke up somewhere around midnight with Grant snoring and still holding onto me. He looked so adorable there. I carefully slipped out from under his arms and sighed. I didn't want to just leave him there, but I had to pee something awful.
Making my way to the downstairs bathroom, I tried to be as quiet as possible. Last I'd known, Larry and Chrissie hadn't gotten in, but there was a chance they had while I was asleep. Hopefully, neither one of them was passed out in the bathroom. Luckily, the bathroom was completely devoid of life when I opened the door and turned on the light.
When I caught sight of myself in the mirror, something seemed… Wrong. It was me, as I'd always been. Golden blonde hair, tanned skin, bright blue eyes, the whole shebang, but something just didn't feel right. What was it? I didn't have any zits or anything, so it's not like my face looked gross. What the hell was I seeing that wasn't there?
Well, now that I realized it, my shirt was gone again. I must've taken it off while Grant and I were snogging on the couch. This was either going to be too common or a running gag and I couldn't tell which. In the comic, I meant. Brenda being based on me meant I could use the weird crap I did as fodder for comic gags.
I dropped my shorts and underwear, let it flow, and then wiped away the excess. I wondered if Grant had woken up while I was in the bathroom. Maybe he was ready for kissing.
By the time I got out into the living room again, I felt a weird headache coming on. I’d never really been prone to migraines, but I was definitely feeling one now. I’d had another cup of that spiked punch after we got back from the game, so maybe that’s all it was, like the beginning of a hangover. I’d only had one hangover before, after the guys and I had a particularly bad game.
Wait, what? That wasn’t right. The guys… And I… But…
I stopped and looked at my reflection in the hall mirror. That…. That wasn’t me. That was Laurie, right? But, no, it kinda still looked like me. We weren’t identical twins, but we had certain similarities, but the girl I saw in the mirror wearing short shorts and a bra looked like some weird combination of me and Laurie.
What the hell was going on? I ran upstairs into my bedroom and slammed the door shut. Something was strongly wrong. It was still my bedroom, at least for the most part, but everything was feminine. Vanity, wardrobe, desk, bed, even my couch was replaced by a simple chair that had the word PRINCESS written on it. This just… No. This was not right in any way.
I rooted around in the purse on my dresser and pulled out my phone. It was still the same, but there was a big pink heart sticker on the back. I checked my text messages, my emails, my contacts. So much was the same, but so much was different that I almost started hyperventilating.
And I saw texts with Grant that clearly showed we were dating.
That didn’t scare me as much as everything else did, somehow. Grant was my best friend, and if I were to suddenly turn gay, he’d probably be the kind of guy I’d want to be with. Strong arms, tender, caring, focused on satisfying the needs of others before his own. Not to mention he was gorgeous and I knew from the locker room that he…
No, no, no, NO! I had to get that out of my head. Was that a me thought or a… Different me thought? What the hell was happening with my brain? What the hell was happening in general?!
There had to be some sort of explanation. Some reason why I was suddenly some amalgam of myself and my sister. Had the same thing happened to Laurie? Was she a guy version of herself? That might explain why one of my contacts was some guy I’d never met named Larry. I had some vague memory of him as the guy Chrissie was dating.
I walked over to the wardrobe and grabbed a shirt. It was a pink spaghetti strap tank top that looked perfect with my shorts, but I honestly needed to shut that thought of my head because that seemed like a girl thought. I had to go somewhere, do something, but I had no idea what that would be. It was midnight on a Saturday (technically Sunday) and the odds were good nobody would believe me if I said I was turned into my twin sister.
Just after leaving my room, things started to get weirder. It was already somewhat dark in the hallway, seeing as the only light was a small lamp at the end by Dad’s room, but everything started to lose saturation, turning solid black and white. It almost reminded me of Grant’s art for the comic before I added the color.
All except for me, that is. I still looked exactly as I did before. Still full color, still a girl. Things were just going out of control, really.
The door to Laurie.. Er… Larry’s? Oh, the hell with it, the door to my twin’s bedroom opened and a guy who looked vaguely like I remembered myself to look but also somewhat like a male version of Laurie stepped out, buttoning up his shirt.
“Ash?” he asked.
“Laurie?”
The both of us asked each other in unison, “What the fuck is going on?!”
As if in answer to our question, the floor began to glow, then turned from carpet into… Bricks? The bricks took on a yellow shade, then extended outward, down the stairs and straight to the front door.
“Seriously?” Laurie asked, “The yellow brick road?”
“We are in Kansas,” I said. He gave me a look of pure annoyance. "What?"
He sighed. "I guess we follow it. Can't be any weirder than waking up as a guy cuddling with one of my best friends." He nudged me with his elbow. "How'd you wake up?"
"Cuddling with Grant, then suddenly confused about everything."
He nodded. "Basically the same."
I cocked an eyebrow. "You weren't… You didn't have sex with Chrissie, did you?"
He turned red. "That is… None of your damn business and completely unimportant to this weird shit going on, so let's just follow the yellow brick road and find out what's waiting for us in Oz."
The yellow brick road led out the house and down the street, for a few miles directly to the school. I felt both odd and normal as we walked, never once feeling like I was in a body that wasn’t really mine. I wasn’t sure if it was because I’d been… Whoever I was for I don’t know how long, or if it was because of whatever the hell was happening, but it was definitely disorienting.
As we finally got to school, my head started to hurt again. I remembered both scoring a touchdown to win a game and standing on the sidelines cheering the guys on while we waited for our turn to go back out on the field and do our thing. I remembered hanging out in the locker room with Grant as we worked out the details of our comic and waiting for him to hurry up so that we could go out for a bite to eat while we discussed some of the characters we each had made up. My head was split between these memories as Ash “The Flash” Johnson, star quarterback, and “Flashy” Ashley Johnson, the fashion-crazed girl-next-door with the kissing reputation. It was like I’d lived two separate lives at the same time, both of them trying to force their way outside.
I glanced at Laurie and saw that he was rubbing his forehead, most likely under the exact same pressure as he tried to make sense of his lives as Laurie Johnson, the school’s hot geek girl, and Larry Johnson, the football player everybody wanted to be like. Hell, me remembering simultaneously being both his younger sister (by seven minutes) and her older brother (by seven minutes) was exhausting all on its own. I remembered picking on her for dressing trashy the first time and getting angry with him for making fun of my outfit that day at the same time and it was nearly driving me insane.
All around us, everything was black and white, just like back at home, but as we walked I saw that there was more. We didn't have a whole lot of people on the road at midnight, but what two we passed were stopped mid-drive, completely oblivious to the two teenagers passing their cars or the yellow brick road we were following. It was like their world had just totally frozen.
The front doors to the school were unlocked, naturally, and the yellow path continued on inside. I felt my heartbeat racing, most likely in fear of what was about to happen. Everything about this was weird, freaky, and just plain wrong. I wanted so very much to go home, go back to bed and hopefully wake up never remembering the life of the body I didn't wake up as. I didn't care if I was Ash the boy or Ashe the girl, either one was fine with me because both seemed like good lives. The only problem would be if I woke up as one and Laurie woke up as the other, but hopefully we could reconcile that.
The path led through the building, up to the second floor on the east wing. I found myself scratching my head when we arrived at the art room. The lights were all on, the room had all its color, hell, it almost looked like a class was in session, which was just plain… Well, weird.
For the longest time, Laurie and I just stood there, not wanting to go inside. Finally, I took a deep breath and then walked inside the classroom. The new art teacher, Mrs. Morfran, was sitting behind her desk, apparently grading papers.
I looked around at the room and almost gagged. All around the room, paintings of my life -- my lives -- were hung up on the walls. Paintings of Laurie's lives were also there, which clearly weirded him out as much as my paintings did for me. This whole thing was just plain creepy.
"The Johnson twins," Mrs. Morfran said as we came closer to her desk, "I was wondering when you'd arrive. My changes must have finally taken root if you're able to come here now."
Laurie stepped forward. "What the hell is going on?"
Mrs. Morfran shook her head. "Now now, young man, that's too strong a tone."
"So what? Answer the question," I said, my own tone firm but concerned.
"You as well, young lady. That's no way to speak to the goddess that fixed your wayward souls."
"What?!" Laurie almost shouted.
Mrs. Morfran looked up from her papers. "You couldn't see it, not by yourselves. You were too stuck, too… Lost. This gift I've given you, this change, is what you so desperately needed. If you hadn’t, things might have been very different indeed.”
“What are you talking about?” I asked. “How is changing us into the opposite twin a ‘gift’?”
She stood up and walked around and leaned on the front of her desk. “Did you not listen to my explanation yesterday, Ms. Johnson?” She tapped the desk with one finger and the paintings all changed to scenes of me in class, though they showed me as both genders. I couldn’t actually remember a version of this as Ash, but my memory as Ashe was definitely clear. “Artwork is change. It’s the process of taking a blank canvas and turning it into a masterpiece of color, of beauty.” She motioned to us. “You two are but another of my masterpieces. A talented young man created from a simple girl who didn’t push herself,” she said, pointing at Laurie. She then moved her finger toward me. “A spirited young woman created from a boy who never really tried at life.” She folded her arms under her breasts. “The two of you were blank canvases, and have now become works of true art.”
“What gives you the right to do this?” Laurie asked, his voice barely hiding his contempt.
“The right? Silly boy, do you not understand what a goddess is?”
“You think you can do this just because you’re a goddess?” Laurie was seething now. “Just what the hell are you the goddess of, anyway?!”
She smirked, then snapped her fingers. Suddenly, her casual looking blouse and skirt were replaced by the red dress she’d worn yesterday when she came into class. Her hair took on a mass of curls and a crown appeared on her head. She was barefoot, for some reason, but it didn’t seem to bother her. She went from looking like her late 30s to her late 20s, though she could actually pass for far younger very easily.
When she spoke, she took on an accent that I couldn’t quite place, but sounded vaguely British. “My name is Ceridwen, and I’m considered the goddess of rebirth… and transformation.”
I wanted to say something, but I didn’t know what. I’d think this was outright insane if not for the fact that I’d stopped mid-stride back at home and realized I was somehow two people. Either this was all the craziest fucking dream, I was actually going insane or the even crazier possibility that this was actually happening.
The only thing I could even consider asking was, “But… Why us?”
Laurie asked, “That’s all you can say?”
“What do you want me to say?! This whole thing is insane, we shouldn’t even think it’s real, but we both know it is! I wanna know why it was us that got changed as opposed to anybody else!”
Ceridwen started to giggle. “She asked the right question, Mr. Johnson.” She walked away from the desk, toward us. I realized right then and there that she was tall. I was maybe five-foot-four, Laurie was six-foot-two, but she was even taller than he was, somewhere around six-foot-ten if not taller. “You see, children, twins are special. From the days of the first humans, straight through today, twins have a special connection that transcends mere sibling attachment.” She set her hand on my shoulder. “They are tied to one another uniquely, some pairs adopting similar mannerisms subconsciously, others developing relationships that mirror one another without reason, others still taking on the same likes and interests without even knowing they’re related to each other.” She put her hand on Laurie’s shoulder now. “But then there are twins such as you. Neither of you shared any interests, had similar friends, or even shared looks. Twins such as you are rare, often only occurring once every hundred generations.
“When I saw you, realized a challenge: How far could either of you go seeing the differences in each other without seeing the differences in yourselves.” Her hand moved from my shoulder to my face, and it creeped me the hell out. “Could Ashley see her sister changing into a young man all the while she was focused on wooing the boy she’d had a crush on almost her entire life?” Her hand on Laurie’s shoulder moved to his face. “Could Larry watch as his brother became a spunky young woman while he focused on his football career and his high school stardom?” She thankfully took her hands off of us, but I felt a shiver run down my spine. “The two of you were so interesting to me, I just couldn’t wait to see which one of you noticed the changes first.
“As it turned out, neither of you did beyond a cursory glance. Ashley’s brain was already deep in creation, turning what little she actually did notice into fodder for her wonderful comic book. And while Larry did seem to have a bit more insight into the changes, he brushed it off and worried more about spending some wonderful time with his girlfriend.” She snapped her fingers again and the paintings around us changed, focusing only on our new lives asn Ashe and Larry. They weren’t even recent happenings, I saw the day I wiped out at the skate park and broke my arm in two places. In my life as Ash, I wanted to be the next Tony Hawk, but in my life as Ashe, I wanted to be the next Elissa Steamer. “The two of you had become so attached to your new lives, that noticing the changes was relegated to a subconscious feeling that you merely pushed away with a simple moment of logical reasoning. You both accepted what you were becoming before you’d even truly started to change.”
“Are you saying the reason you picked us was because we were too stupid to realize what was happening to us?” I asked.
She shook her head. “On the contrary, I picked you because you were too clever. You both saw, you both took it in stride, you both discovered ways to adapt.” She looked at me. “It helped that you were writing that comic. You had already laid the groundwork for your own gender bending experience by creating one for your character, one based both on your former and current lives. That you involved your brother almost instantly was another masterstroke, as it acclimated him as well. You really are a talented writer, Ms. Johnson. I look forward to reading your works in the coming years, you have a great future ahead of you in that field.”
I felt an annoying sense of pride that the woman that had changed my life without my permission actually liked my writing, but that was beside the point. “And what about Laurie?”
“Mr. Johnson also has a promising future ahead of him.” She turned to him. “Not just in football, but in business as well. It’s a shame you don’t apply yourself as well as you should, but that college scholarship will be just the thing you need to come into your own.”
“But what about the lives we would have had before you changed us?”
She turned back to me. “Your future as a writer was set in stone from day one. As was your brother’s future in business. Of course, as a woman, Laurie’s business career would have been a bit more limited, just as your writing career would have been a little more difficult as a man.”
“But there are lots of best selling male authors, why would that have been a problem?”
Laurie nudged my elbow. “I think you just answered your own question, sis.”
“Indeed,” Ceridwen said with a hint of amusement in her voice.
“So, you did this to help us?”
She turned to him. “No, I did this to create beautiful works of art. Changing your futures to accommodate your interests was a bonus.”
“So we’re right back to the what gives you the right argument and your only answer is that you’re a goddess.”
She nodded. “That’s the answer, alright.”
“You took away the lives we had and shoved us into different ones just for the fun?” I asked. “Don’t you see how we could, maybe, not be happy about that?”
She snapped her fingers and a notebook appeared on one of the desks. “Brenda was very happy as Brian, was she not? And yet, what you’ve written so far has her discovering love and happiness as a young woman she never was before.” She opened the notebook and flipped to one of the later pages. “Ooh, from the looks of things, Brenda and Joey have quite the future ahead of them. Children?”
Laurie whispered, “When did you write that far ahead?”
I shrugged. “Last night, I think. Grant and I talked about it when he brought me home from the movie.”
Ceridwen shut the notebook. “You understand the double standard, I assume?”
I shook my head. “No, I don’t. Those are fictional characters, not real people.”
“Fictional to you. Real to those that live in that world. Who’s to say we are not all fictional characters in someone else’s narrative? Brenda enjoyed her life as Brian, then came to realize her life as Brenda was significantly better.” She tossed me the notebook. “As you’ll both come to realize soon.”
“You mean you’re not even gonna give us the option to change back?” Laurie asked.
She shook her head. “Of course not. Once a change has taken root, it can’t be undone. Your only choice in this matter is whether or not you want to remember your old lives.”
Laurie scoffed. “Yeah, right, like that’s a choice. You think we want to go nuts remembering two separate lives? If we’re gonna be stuck like this, we should just be this.”
I wanted to agree with him, but… I couldn’t deny Ceridwen’s comparison between us kinda hit me hard. In both lives, at least some aspect of Brenda was based on me, and she remembered everything about her old life as Brian. She didn’t get the opportunity to forget being Brian and just live her life as Brenda. If I was gonna be stuck as Ashe, in a happy life where I had a great boyfriend and a promising future as an author, maybe I should be more like Brenda. But was that the wrong choice? Was it stupid of me? Was it a selfish thing to not go fucking crazy remembering two lives when I had the choice to forget one?
“If you wish not to remember,” Ceridwen explained, “you can simply leave. You’ll wake up the next morning, and Laurie and Ash will be gone forever. If you wish to remember, you need to tell me now.”
Laurie -- Larry, I had to call him Larry now -- turned to me. “You’re gonna remember, aren’t you?”
I looked up at him. “How can you tell?” I asked.
He pointed at the notebook I had clutched to my chest. “I could tell it was going through your head as soon as she used Brenda on you. And I don’t blame you for it. You can handle knowing two lives at the same time, you can just use it for your writing. I can’t do that, and I admit that, so I’m gonna go. When you wake up tomorrow, you’ll remember Larry and Laurie, and I won’t remember Ash, but I will remember Ashe. Instead of my dopey big brother who teased me for dressing slutty when I was twelve, I’ll remember my geeky little sister who though she had to dress that way to fit in until she realized she could still be a popular girl while being a total dork.”
I lightly punched him in the chest. “Hey! I’m not a total dork! And I’m very fashion conscious.”
He smirked. “See, that’s why you’re the better little sister. Maybe the goddess over there is right, and our lives will be so much better, but it still chaps my ass that we didn’t get to make that decision for ourselves. I’d just rather not remember being what I can’t be anymore.”
I nodded. “I get you, I really do.”
He patted me on the back. “See ya tomorrow, sis. You’ll remember me saying that, but I’ll just remember going to bed with Chrissie in my arms.”
I smiled, then asked, “Did you have sex with her?”
“That is none of your business.”
“You won’t remember telling me.”
“But you’ll remember that I told you.”
“You’re an asshole, you know that, right?”
“Besides, if you think I didn’t notice you cuddling Grant with your shirt off, you’re wrong.”
I blushed. “We didn’t have sex though!”
“You just weren’t trying hard enough.” He reached out and hugged me. “See ya in the morning. We’ll probably both have a major hangover.”
I felt a tear drip down my cheek. “See ya tomorrow, bro.”
For a moment, it almost seemed like he wanted to stay, but in the end, he turned and walked out the door, forever erasing Laurie from everything but my memory. As if to drive the point home, the paintings of Laurie around the room faded away, leaving only paintings of Larry. I recognized all of the scenes that played out in the paintings, from his first touchdown on our preschool playground to just this last game, where he scored the game ender and everyone cheered.
Nobody but me would ever remember anything but that smiling boy I call my twin brother.
I turned around to face Ceridwen, who had changed back to her Mrs. Morfran form and returned to her seat behind the desk. I hugged my notebook a little closer as I walked up to the desk and waited for her to explain exactly how I’d remember everything. I was almost worried how this whole thing would work out.
She was grading what looked like one of Grant's pages for the comic, showing Brian and Brenda standing back to back. It was one we'd decided to use as Brenda reflected on her new life and how it was different and in a lot of ways better than her old life. The difference was that Brian and Brenda were replaced with Ash and Ashe, the two people that made me up. I saw the parallels she was trying so hard to draw between Brenda and me -- this time literally -- and that in a lot of ways, I’d written this whole crazy story about me and Larry changing genders.
“You changed us because Grant and I made the comic, didn’t you?”
She smirked. “I did. It was the inspiration I needed for this change. I could have simply changed you from a football player to a photojournalist, changed Laurie from the business-minded young woman to a singer/songwriter. But you, dear Ashley, proved that your imagination is a creative well that must be drawn from for the future to be bright.” She then added a comically large “A+” to the corner and handed me the paper. “Just place it in your notebook before you walk out the door. You’ll wake up comfortably in the arms of your wonderful boyfriend and live your life knowing of what was and what now is.”
I took the paper and held it for a moment, then asked, “Am I doing the right thing? What if Larry’s got the right idea?”
“Your brother is right about one thing: You’re strong enough to carry on knowing both of these lives, and to understand which one you prefer.” She leaned forward. “I never mentioned around Larry that your comic was wish-fulfillment.”
I looked down at the drawing and felt more tears begin to well up. “It really was, wasn’t it? I don’t… I don’t know when I really figured that out, but… It was.”
She motioned to the drawing. “And now your wish is fulfilled, and you still remember it. When you leave, you’ll be the only one who knows.”
“Well, you’ll know.”
“I meant humans. You’ll be the only human who knows.”
“I don’t know if I want to, now. What if…”
She shook her head. “Ah ah, Ms. Johnson, trust me. It would be better if you remembered.” She smiled. “Think of all the fantastic stories you’ll write with the experiences of both a boy and a girl.”
I sighed. “I guess you’ve got a point there.”
“Exactly. Now go home, Ms. Johnson. Go home, wake up to your boyfriend and enjoy your life. I believe you and your brother have a house to clean up before your father returns home.”
My heart stopped for a second. In all of this craziness, I’d actually forgotten about that. And Larry and I would need to do that with a hangover. In a bit of a rush, I slid the drawing into my notebook and ran out of the classroom, into a bright, white light…
Ashe's journey reaches its conclusion.
When I woke up, Grant was still asleep. My top was still somewhere I didn’t really know, and I was still wrapped up with his arms. It was exactly as I’d fallen asleep, as if nothing had happened between when Grant and I were cuddling in front of the TV and now, at… Six thirty in the morning. The couch was still kinda sticky, the house was still a trashy mess, and so far as I could tell, Larry was still asleep up in his bedroom.
But I remembered everything.
I slid out from under Grant’s arms and realized, much like when I got up in the middle of the night, that I desperately had to pee. I laughed inwardly at the stupidity of that, of needing to pee being the thing that connected waking up and finding out a goddess had changed my life and waking up in that changed life. It was ridiculous, and yet strangely fitting.
After finishing up in the bathroom, I walked upstairs and changed from my messy day old clothes into a denim skirt and a pink tee-shirt with a cleavage window. I slid my feet into a cute pair of sandals and was just about to go downstairs and wake Grant up when I spotted my notebook.
Sitting on my desk where I'd left it Friday night, the blue notebook was opened to the most recent page I'd been writing on. After the movie, Grant and I had pretty much plotted to what we thought should be the end, giving us a definite stopping point rather than carrying on with minimal plot development for hundreds and hundreds of pages like some webcomics. We settled on a happy ending, naturally, one where Brenda and Joey pretty much end up in a life long relationship. It was sappy and cliche, I know, but I couldn’t deny it was the ending I fell in love with.
And I couldn’t deny that it was an ending I wanted in real life, too.
Reading what I’d written made me laugh just a bit. The scene I’d been writing was a single page scene, Brenda and hugging Joey because she’d just decided rather be Brenda, rather be with him the rest of her life, instead of finding a way to change back. We hadn’t even decided what the cause for the change was yet, just that Brenda didn’t care anymore and wanted to be who she was.
Almost exactly like what happened last night. God, the irony was just insane. I wondered if Grant would object to me introducing a character based on a mythological goddess in one of the last few chapters and claiming she was behind it all. He’d probably ask me where I got the inspiration for that from, and I’d just laugh it off as something that hit me in the middle of the night.
I flipped through the notebook and found the drawing from last night, of me and the old me standing back to back. I took it out and traced my finger along the outline of the old me, the guy I used to love being. He had a promising future as an author, a great run as a football player and… Not much else, at the moment. Sure, I could have eventually met someone, had kids, had a great life, there was nothing that said I would have been miserable as Ash.
Then I traced my finger around the new me. She had all the same potential as Ash did, maybe not the football player part but it’s not like I’d even tried playing since this happened. I remembered playing once in elementary school, but that wasn’t exactly the same game as when you played it in high school. Besides, Larry roped me into it and I was perfectly fine just sitting on the swing reading like a normal dork. He made me rip my dress that day and Mom was furious about it.
I smiled. Ashe and Ash. Two sides of me, and since I remembered both of them, I could almost mix and match who I wanted to be. Luckily, the two lives were almost the same, the main difference being whether I was a boy or a girl.
Last night, I was almost worried that I was making the wrong choice by keeping my memories as Ash. That I was trading away a simple, oblivious life like the one Larry was living for a life of potential mental problems trying to resolve two separate lives.
But, really, would remembering these two lives be that much of a problem? As time went on, the only life that would go on would be Ashe’s. Ash would probably fade away at some point, becoming distant. Maybe after a while, I wouldn’t even remember Ash. I didn’t really know if that’s how it would work, but maybe.
I opened my desk drawer and slipped the drawing inside. I didn’t want Grant asking about it, though I did have a lie worked out for that. I shut the notebook and left my room. I took a quick peek in at Larry and Chrissie, both asleep on his couch and both wearing clothes. I guess he didn’t have sex with her after all. Good, that mystery was gonna drive me nuts.
I walked downstairs and found Grant still sleeping on the couch, holding onto the top I’d been wearing yesterday. I almost wanted to let him keep it as a trophy of the night he almost got in my pants. Eventually, if things worked out, he may get the chance to do it for real. I gently slipped it out of his hands and threw it over my shoulder. It was time to wake him up.
I lightly tapped him on the shoulder, rousing him from his slumber. When he saw me, his face lit up and then he seemed to remember where he was. “Hey, beautiful,” he said, groggily. “What time is it?”
“About eight. You’re a really heavy sleeper.”
He rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. “Yeah, you’re probably right.” He looked around at the living room. “Wow, we dodged a minefield of trash last night, didn’t we?”
“And it’s gonna take all four of us -- you, me, Larry and Chrissie -- to clean it up.”
He stood up and kissed me on the cheek. “I bet the two of us could get it done while they’re still asleep.”
I blushed, for whatever reason. “You think so?”
He grabbed me by the waist and pulled me close. “Of course we can. Let’s get started, and then I’ll treat you to breakfast.”
“Ooh, you and me going out to breakfast?”
He put on a nervous smile. “I mean, it’d be McDonald’s, since my folks are a little late on my allowance, but I’ve got enough for today.”
I smiled. “It’s a date, lover boy.”
“I dunno why you two thought I didn’t know about the party,” Dad said when he got home. Larry was sitting at the kitchen table on his fifth cup of coffee to get over his hangover. Apparently, he’d left some bottles of beer for him and Chrissie in hopes that something a little more exciting would happen after the game, but all that had happened was the two of them getting so knock out drunk it literally knocked them out while they were watching TV. “Hell, Coach Brandt called me up and told me after that Hyun kid told him, but I’d already figured it out before that.”
“How?” Larry asked, with a hint of annoyance or something like it in his voice. Probably just the hangover still talking. “We were careful about this.”
Dad took the coffee mug away from him and took a drink of it. “If you think I didn’t do this kind of shit when I was your age, you’re wrong.” He set the cup down on the counter and filled it up again, then handed it back to Larry. “I met your mother at one of my parties.”
“You met Mom at a party?” I asked, almost surprised. Granted, I hadn’t met Grant at a party, but it kinda felt similar. “How did that work out?”
“Very simply, and then a month and a half after a party, she told me she was pregnant.”
Larry spit his coffee out. “What?! We were conceived at a high school party?!”
Dad laughed. “No, dumbass, it was a frat party. I never said which party it was we had sex.”
I giggled. Yeah, that seemed like something Dad would do. “Wow, Dad, that’s some tale of romance there,” I said.
He sat down at the kitchen table. “Yep. Your mother and I made out on Debbie Kessler's couch that first night. It didn't get past kissing, though, much as I tried. And then I passed out drunk in the middle of it and fell off the couch, almost takin' her dress with me." He reached into the fridge and pulled out a bottle of soda. "We didn't talk for about a week after that, seems she was afraid of me, until she found out I was just drunk."
Larry groaned and rubbed at his forehead. "Right now, that just makes me feel a little better about how last night went, but I swear to God I'm staying away from alcohol for a good long time."
Dad patted him on the shoulder. "Good. Just remember that the next party you go to, which I hear is tonight."
"Huh?"
I said, "Coach called earlier, there's a party tonight to celebrate how badly you guys trounced the other team last night. It's at the school at about seven."
Larry rolled his eyes. "Well, I guess I'm staying away from the punch tonight."
I laughed. "Please, you barely put enough in yesterday's punch to get me buzzed, and I'm terrible with alcohol."
"Now that is just a waste of good beer," Dad said. He took a long drink, then added, "But I guess at least you," he pointed at me, "weren't drunk enough to have sex with that boyfriend of yours. I'm not old enough to be a grandfather yet."
I blushed. "I wouldn't… C'mon, Dad, have more faith in me than that."
He just smirked.
I was just finishing getting into my dress when there was a knock on the door. "Come in!" I nearly yelled, for some reason. Probably because I was busy adjusting my dress and making sure I avoided any wardrobe malfunctions, like last Christmas when Uncle Floyd was at the house. Hilariously, that did not happen to Laurie and Ash didn't have a corresponding memory, so Ashe alone had to bear the embarrassment of exposing her boobs to the uncle who had a disgusting habit of leering at his nieces.
Larry walked in on me picking my earrings. “Jeez, sis, what the hell?”
“What?”
“It’s not fucking prom or anything.”
I glared at his reflection in the mirror. It’s not like I was wearing some fancy thing. My dress was a simple yellow one that barely even showed anything. I’d wear this around the house, for chrissakes. “And this isn’t a prom dress. Now, whaddya want?”
He leaned against the wall after shutting the door. “I gotta ask you something. It’s… Kinda weird, honestly, but… Did we go to the school for something last night?”
I spun my chair around. “Uh, yeah, your football game, remember?”
He shook his head. “No, after. I just… I have this weird memory of going to school for something late last night.”
I smirked. “Are you sure it wasn’t just some drunken dream?”
He shrugged. “It might have been, but it felt realer than that.”
I tried to put on a look of incredulity, like I didn’t think he was saying anything of importance. In reality, I was almost scared shitless. He remembered? Ceridwen said he wouldn’t remember anything. What the hell did that mean? Would he remember being Laurie? “I… Uh… I just think you had a weird dream.”
He ran a hand through his hair. “You’re probably right, it’s just some weird nagging feeling about it, y’know.”
I nodded. “Yeah. Just think about other stuff. Like, oh I dunno, what you and Chrissie are gonna do after the party."
He laughed. "If you think we're gonna gave sex, you're wrong. You and Grant, though. That's who Dad should be worried about."
I glared at him. "What are you implying?"
“I’m implying that you two barely kept your clothes on last night. I wouldn’t be surprised if one thing leads to another and almost a year from now I’ve got a little niece or nephew calling me Uncle Larry.”
I folded my arms under my breasts. “Even if we did have sex tonight, I happen to keep condoms in my purse.”
He smiled. “See, I told ya the odds were good.”
“Get out now before I stuff a stiletto heel in your cheek.”
He just laughed and shut the door behind him. I smirked and set to work trying to find the right pair of heels.
Chrissie, Kristie, Kat and I all met up just outside the school, which was already filling up with dozens of people. I assumed everybody who learned about the party texted their friends and they then texted their friends, and so forth and so on, leading to pretty much the entire school and then some showing up for a party that was supposed to just be the football team and whoever they decided to bring with them.
Not like the coach or any of the other teachers chaperoning the whole thing cared. There was plenty of room for everybody in the gym, though it very quickly became almost as crowded as the house was yesterday. It wasn’t quite shoulder-to-shoulder, thankfully, so nobody was accidentally (or purposefully) fondling me. Well, not that nobody was. I know Jeremy Brennen actually did accidentally grab my boob. Tim Hyun shoved him into me as a joke. The impressive part was that he managed to keep his drink from spilling.
I walked over to the punch bowl and ladled myself something to drink. More alcohol than yesterday’s punch, but still not enough to cause any problems. That was good, because I didn’t want to combine being drunk and wearing four inch heels. I didn’t want to force Grant to carry me home or anything like that. Not that I wouldn’t want that, or anything…
Maybe I could convince him to carry me home…
I put that thought out of my head and waited for one handsome Grant Harrison to show up and take me for a nice dance once the slow music started playing. With any luck, he’d be ready for a nice date night afterward. I kinda wanted to make out with him in private, after all. Not to mention certain… Other things. Not sex, though. Noooooo-ho-ho, not sex. No matter what Larry said, I was not about to let my first time be the aftermath of a high school party.
Luckily, Grant showed up just in time to kiss me and take my mind off that possibility. "Hey, sweetheart," he said, loud enough that I could hear him over the music, but not too loud.
I smiled and kissed him again. "Hi there, baby. You cleaned up pretty nice after you left." I wasn't lying either. The both of us had been raggy messes after we finished cleaning up all the trash, but he'd obviously gone home, showered and got ready to make an impression on me. I mean, I’d done the same for him, but still, he was impressing me something fierce. He almost looked…
Like a different person.
I sighed. “Hey, babe, I hate to leave you like this, but I need to go to the little girl’s room. One cup of booze punch is trying to go straight through me.”
He kissed me. “No problem. I’ll wait here.”
“Thanks.”
I made my way through the gym toward the door to the classrooms. The rest of the school was pretty much dark, which wasn’t a surprise, since school wasn’t in session on a Sunday. I rushed upstairs (as much as the heels would allow) and made my way toward Ceridwen’s classroom. The door was unlocked, but there was no one there.
I stood there for a moment, hoping that she’d just show up, but nothing happened. Once I was there for a good five minutes (more than I wanted to leave Grant for), I finally slammed my fist on her desk and shouted, “I know you’re here!” Not that I actually did know she was there, but still.
Another minute longer and she appeared from somewhere, using whatever magic she had to turn on the lights at the same time. “Well, I didn’t expect this.”
I tried to put some fury into my voice. “Did you change Grant now?”
She snapped her fingers and a painting of Grant down in the gym appeared on the board behind her desk. “On the contrary, Ms. Johnson, I did nothing to your wonderful boyfriend. What you see is his attempt at trying to charm you on an occasion he finds a bit more special than a teenage party at his girlfriend's house." She rubbed at her chin. "He really does clean up nicely, though."
I folded my arms under my breasts. "You didn't do anything to him? Nothing at all?"
She shook her head. "Not. One. Thing. He's exactly the same boy you fell in love with years ago when you started to realize you really did like boys.”
I still didn’t feel completely relieved. “You’re really not doing anything? I mean, last night you seemed pretty into the whole changing people thing."
She smiled. "Oh, I am, and I've already picked my next work of art. Not that you'll notice, as your memories will be affected, same as everyone else's, but trust me, it's not Mr. Harrison." She patted me on the shoulder. "Just go back down there and have a good time, young Ashe. Tonight will be your lucky night, if you know what I mean."
I didn't really, but I had plenty of guesses. “Okay, I guess I’ll believe you. There’s just one more thing, though. Larry just barely remembers coming here last night.”
“And why shouldn’t he? He doesn’t remember anything about what happened, merely that the two of you came here. In time, those ‘memories’ will pass and he’ll simply believe them to have been a dream.”
I breathed a sigh of relief. “Okay, good. I was kinda worried.”
She squeezed my shoulder. “You have nothing to be afraid of. Now go back down to the gym, enjoy your dance with your boyfriend and then enjoy your wonderful date afterward. Just remember to take things naturally and let the night go where it goes.”
I couldn’t help but think of what she was trying to imply. If she thought I was gonna have sex with Grant tonight, I was gonna surprise her.
“Kristie Deckard!” the principal called into the microphone. Kristie, her purple lipstick smile almost as bright as the lights in the auditorium. It matched the dress she was wearing under her robe, as well as the tattoo she got during Spring Break when we went down to Cancun. She was proud of that tattoo, for whatever reason. I was kind of annoyed with mine, but hers did turn out much better than mine did.
I stood there in line with everybody else graduating. Larry was beside me, picking his nose like a disgusting pig. He yawned after a second, then put on a smile for whoever's camera happened to be panning past him at that moment. After that, he nudged me with his elbow and started waving to somebody.
It took me a second to realize Dad was helping little Laurie wave at us. That just made me feel a warmth that I hadn’t expected. Granted, it had only been maybe two hours since we’d left the house, but still. I was glad Dad brought her along. Then when she was all grown up on her graduation day, I could tell her we were both there for each other.
I looked just a few people away from me and saw Grant waving to her, to. He was such a good dad to her that I almost worried she'd grow up a spoiled daddy's girl, but that was kinda how I grew up, so I couldn't really say anything. I'd just need to keep everything in check.
"Grant Harrison!" the principal called up next. He flashed me a quick smirk and then walked over to get his diploma. I smiled back at him, proud that he'd decided to take the athletic scholarship he'd considered turning down. He was planning on majoring in art, though. Shame he hadn't gotten a scholarship for it.
Just two people later, the principal called, "Ashley Johnson!" and I stepped out of line to thousands of cheers, shook the principal's hand and took my diploma. I was swiftly followed by Larry, who managed to make his as much a spectacle as possible. He even pretended to 'pass' the diploma off to Wheeler, who was just after us in line, which got him a big round of applause.
After the group photo of the graduating class with our diplomas out and big smiles all around, I immediately latched onto Grant and gave him what I considered probably our most intense kiss ever. It definitely got a lot of "ooh" and "ahh" and other sorts of noises from everybody around us. I honestly had no idea everybody could go so gaga over one measly kiss, even if it was the best one I ever had.
After getting home, getting little Laurie into bed and getting out of my stupid graduation robe, I changed into a comfortable pair of black shorts and an orange tank top. Once I came downstairs, I was greeted by the wonderful sight of Grant, who had similarly changed into a plain blue shirt dark blue jeans.
"Hey, Daddy," I said, teasingly, as I almost fell into his arms.
"Don't call me that, Mommy." He smirked, then kissed me. "Whaddya say while the baby girl's asleep, we get to doing what we do best?"
From upstairs, Dad shouted, "Not while I'm in the house!"
I rolled my eyes. "Not even remotely what he meant, Dad!"
"Or while I'm here!" Larry added.
"Bite it, doofus!"
Grant just laughed. "Is that all they think we do?"
I shrugged. "You have one measly kid in high school and everybody assumes the worst." I kissed him. "So, how many pages you got done?"
"About forty, maybe a little less. Upwards of thirty, though."
I took his hand in mine and dropped onto the couch. "Good, because I have this great idea for Brenda and Joey to open up a restaurant."
He raised an eyebrow. "Seriously? A restaurant? Why?"
I shrugged. "I don't know, but it came to me when I was thinking about our next comic. Remember way back in page… Fifty-six, when Joey surprised Brian by revealing he liked to cook?"
He nodded. "Yeah, but he also likes to do programming, remember?"
I nodded. "Yeah, but he chose not to go to college, while Brenda's going for business classes. Besides, he can use his programming skills for website design." I kissed him on the cheek. "Like you do."
Grant sighed. "Okay, I guess. But what does this havta do with the next comic?"
I picked up my notebook, which had been sitting on the coffee table. "Simple, a place for Felix to work after he becomes Felicia."
"A waitress? Isn't that kinda cliche?"
I rubbed at my chin. "I suppose, but it's also good grounds for character interaction. Putting a gender bended character in a situation that's kind of cliche, like making her a waitress, or a cheerleader. Plus, it lets us explore Brenda and Joey after they've settled into life."
He sighed. "I guess since you've put all this thought into it."
I rolled on top of him. "Oh, and what did you have in mind?"
"Race car driver."
"Race car driver?"
"Yup."
"Like in Misfile? The comic we're so desperately trying not to be compared to?"
"Y'know, sometimes, that's not a bad thing. Especially if we do it better. Besides, I had this idea where Felicia discovers her love for driving after the change, not that it's something that carries through."
I had to admit, it sounded at least a tiny bit interesting. "Okay, so say we do this, do we have her street racing? Or do we get her on like an amateur circuit and really racing?"
He shrugged. "We can figure that out. Hell, we can even do both ideas, have her racing and waitressing. It's not like it's impossible, though that kinda slips us into street racing territory."
Okay, actually, the street racing angle was starting to get more and more interesting the more he talked about it. I shouldn't have been that dismissive, anyway. This was his comic, too, after all. "Alright, I like this."
He smiled. "Good."
I flicked him on the nose. "Oh, you knew I'd come around, didn't you?"
"It was a fifty-fifty thing."
"Butthead."
From up in my room, Laurie started to cry. Grant just gave me another kiss and said, "Sounds like baby girl needs Mommy."
I smacked him on the chest. "Don't call me Mommy. I'll be back down in a minute, then we can stop making out and actually get to work."
I hurried upstairs and into my bedroom. One quick feeding later, and Laurie was just about ready to drift back off to sleep. I just leaned over her crib and tucked her in. She looked so beautiful there.
Grant had said all through the pregnancy that he hopes our baby would look more like me than him, though he had no reason to say that. He was just plain gorgeous, after all. Still, lucky him we had a daughter that he could dote on. Her sandy blonde hair was a nice trade off from my blonde and Grant's brown, and her bright green eyes were just the most precious thing about her.
"I wish you could have met your aunt Laurie, though I guess if you still had an aunt Laurie, you wouldn't be here now. Still, you woulda loved her. She'd be the 'cool aunt', the one you'd confide in whenever I caught you doing something wrong. She’d probably sneak you out to R-rated movies or buy you alcohol when you’re underage.
“You’re named after the best sister that nobody remembers. The only thing I miss from a life where I wouldn’t have you. You’re the best of both worlds, baby girl, and I always want you to know that. The best of both of my lives, and the best of your dad and me. You have the whole world ahead of you, baby girl."
By the time I was done talking, she'd closed her eyes and drifted off to sleep. She snored about as much as her dad. I just smiled and gently kissed her forehead.
"Telling her about aunt Laurie again?" Grant asked from the doorway.
"Yeah."
His arms wrapped around me. "She woulda loved her."
I felt a tear slip down my cheek. “Yeah…”
"Honestly, I think I did, too."
I rolled my eyes. "Oh, you did not. You maybe asked her out one time to Homecoming and then the only times you talked to her were here at the house."
He kissed my cheek. "Yeah, but I just wanted to make you feel jealous. Everybody knows you were always the girl for me, even back when you were a guy."
I lightly smacked one of his hands. "Hey! That was only true in this life. Ash was never into guys."
He squeezed me tighter. "Honestly, even though I know you were him, I don't think your life as Ash was ever real. You're just so much more right this way, and we have this beautiful baby daughter here. How could it have ever been any different?"
“Simple, a Welsh goddess decided to have a little fun.”
He sighed. “Maybe. Or maybe she just made us think she did, and came up with a story that never happened and made us think it did.” He kissed me again. “Makes things easier.”
I shrugged. “Even if that was all it was, it doesn’t matter. My life is this now. It’s so much better than my old life, and I never want to go back to that one again.” I spun around in his arms. “I love having you, I love our daughter, I love everything about what my life has become."
He smiled. "Thank you, babe," he said as he kissed me again. "So, there's actually a reason I followed you in here, and as much as I love seeing you with your shirt pushed up feeding Laurie, it wasn't the reason."
I rolled my eyes. "Okay, what was the reason?"
He reached into his pocket and took out a folded up piece of paper. “I wanted to give you this.”
I took the paper and immediately that it was heavier than it looked like it should have been. When I opened it, I realized exactly why it felt so heavy, and when I had it all opened, I nearly had a heart attack. The paper itself was a drawing, of Grant and of me. I was standing there, my hands to my mouth as if to keep myself from screaming, holding a piece of paper. Grant was in front of me, down on one knee, holding something that he obviously just picked up from the floor.
The something that was currently in my hand.
A ring.
I was in so much shock that I dropped it, reflexively putting my hands to my mouth to keep myself from screaming and waking little Laurie up. Grant quickly caught it just after it hit the carpet, then held it up.
"Ashley Johnson, will you marry me?"
If I have to tell you that I said "Yes!" then you obviously haven't been paying attention.
Brand spankin' new, never before seen (except on TG Storytime earlier today). I'll be posting this here at the same time as I do on TG Storytime and DeviantArt. Hope you enjoy.
Chapter One - The Dragon
I’d been flying for hours, longer than I should have been. I needed to find a place to sleep, or else I’d land somewhere on accident and somebody would find me. Somewhere, somewhere, somewhere… There!
A large field, with a small lake. It was at least seven miles away from a town, and didn’t look too important. Hopefully, I could get some sleep there. My eyelids were already trying to forcibly close themselves on me, so I really needed to sleep. That lake would come in handy when I woke up, too. I was always thirsty after sleeping.
I made my landing and curled up a good fifty feet from the lake. I tucked my tail underneath me. If I didn’t, it had a habit of twitching while I slept. The sun was just starting to creep over the mountains when I closed my eyes.
It couldn’t have been twenty minutes later when I heard something nearby. I opened my eyes and saw a boy in the lake. The boy was too busy washing himself in the lake to notice me, it seemed. I couldn’t exactly blame him. I was lying down, sleeping when he arrived. It must have been the cool splash of water that he made when he decided to dive in that woke me up. I didn’t move, though, I simply laid there, and watched him. The innocence of youth… Not something his kind afforded mine. The boy climbed back out of the lake, ready to jump again.
Something moved. Oh, crap… It was my tail. I must have moved in my sleep. Sometimes, my tail has a mind of its own, especially when I’m trying to sleep. My tail hit the ground, shaking the ground and sending the boy face-first into the water. He surfaced a moment later and looked around. He noticed me for the first time, and crawled out of the lake. Would he run? It would be kind of funny if he did, seeing as he was naked. Humans hated being seen naked when they weren’t making babies.
The boy walked over to me and realized for the first time just what it was he was looking at. If he’d never seen a dragon before, I could understand his surprise at finding me near a lake in the middle of a field, but this was a common place to find us resting. Maybe he’d just never seen a dragon up close. That was common, too. I’d only ever seen a few humans up close, so the feeling was almost mutual.
I flared my nostrils a little, singed the grass near my face. The boy jumped back just a little bit, but his curiosity must have gotten the better of him, because he didn’t run. Instead, he leaned a little closer to me, studied me. I fully opened my eyes, which startled him again, then lifted my head up. My neck was long for my age, something I’m sure my parents would mention, if they were still alive.
“You’re being pretty rude,” I said, lowering my head again to look him in the eyes. It didn’t come out the way I expected it to. Clearly, I was still too tired to sound as annoyed as I felt. “I was sleeping.”
“I didn’t even see you there, until you opened your eyes.”
I chuckled. “Don’t know much about dragons, do you?”
“Only what I’ve read in my dad’s journals.”
“What’s that?”
“Pretty much boils down to dragons are dangerous.”
I wasn’t that surprised. It was the reason my kind were hunted, after all. “I look dangerous to you?”
“You just burned grass.”
“That’s what I do when I snore.” I moved my head closer to him. “Wanna see what happens when I’m tired of humans asking me questions?”
“So, are you dangerous?”
I shook my head. “Not to you. I don’t wanna make an enemy out of humans.”
The boy sat down in front of me. How did such soft skin deal with such hard ground underneath it? I had scales, and the dirt and grass around me still made it feel like I was sitting on a thousand tiny rocks.
“You’re not like the dragons my dad told me about.”
I laid my head back down. “There aren’t any dragons like the ones your dad has told you about.” Leave. Leave. Leave. “Why are you staying here if you think I’m dangerous?”
“You said you’re not.”
“It’s what I said, yes, but you’d be an idiot if you just assumed I was telling the truth.”
The boy stood up. “I can tell you’re too weak to stand, let alone kill me.”
“I know,” I growled, “I was sleeping.” I closed my eyes and pretended to get back to sleep. Hopefully it worked.
It didn’t. “Why are you sleeping here? The whole town uses this lake.”
That opened my eyes. I stood and looked around. There wasn’t anybody else in sight, thankfully. I knelt down and looked him in the eyes again. “What do you mean the whole town?”
“Well, mostly just the kids. We like to swim here.”
“Nude?”
“I like to skinny dip.”
“When will they be here?”
“I don’t know, it’s early. Some of my classmates might be here later.”
I leaned closer to him. “Do you any place I could go to get some sleep? I’m still exhausted, I was flying for almost an entire day.”
He smiled. “I do, actually.”
I wasn’t pleased at all with his ‘hiding place’. The boy instructed me to fly to the northeast, then come back south. When I arrived where he told me to go, I discovered a small town by the ocean, an ocean I hadn’t known was nearby. I could have found a nice, peaceful cave to sleep in.
In fact, a cave was exactly what I did find. A cave by the ocean, with a tunnel that led to a building, looked like the shed to a house. A few minutes after I got there, the boy walked inside and quickly shut the door, then did the same to a door that covered the tunnel I’d just come through.
“You can sleep here,” the boy said, sitting down on a pile of farm equipment. “My dad hasn’t been home in a few months, we haven’t heard from him in awhile. I’m about the only one that uses the shed.”
“Why?”
“Well…” He sighed. “My dad hunts dragons.”
I snorted out a laugh. “I should’ve guessed. So why do you want to help me sleep?”
He shrugged. “I’m interested in dragons. Dad hunts you, I’d like to study you.”
I curled up on the floor. “We’re not that interesting. We fly, we eat, we sleep, we crap. Other than the flying part, you humans do the same thing.”
“That’s not all you do. I couldn’t see you when you were sleeping in the field, and you’re pretty hard to miss.”
“That’s something humans don’t know about us. We’re like… How do I put this? We’re like chameleons, in a way. We can camouflage ourselves when we sleep, but only when we sleep.”
“Why would dragons need to camouflage themselves?”
I closed my eyes. “Because we want to sleep. And speaking of, you’re supposed to be letting me sleep, remember?”
“Yeah, sorry. I’ll be back in a little while to open the back door for you. Just don’t make a whole lot of noise, okay?”
I yawned. “I’m too tired to… Make…” I couldn’t even finish my sentence before I was out like a light.
Why did I smell fire?
I opened my eyes and saw the ground near my face was now burning. I quickly blew on it in an attempt to put it out, then stamped on it with my left hand. It hurt, but it didn’t take long to put it out that way. Yet another involuntary thing with me, one that had gotten me caught many times. I wasn’t lying when I’d told the boy that I burned things when I snored.
There was a rattling at the door to the tunnel. I lifted my head and watched the door. Did any of the boy’s friends know about the tunnel? Was his father, the dragon hunter, finally coming home? Crap. I couldn’t deal with that. He’d probably killed older, more experienced dragons than me.
The door to the tunnel opened, and the boy came in, carrying a fishing pole and two buckets. He quickly shut the door to the tunnel and set one of the buckets down in front of me. “Here, I thought you might be hungry.”
I looked in the bucket and saw three fish. Three small, wriggling, very puny fish. “Thanks,” I said. It was, sadly, a bigger meal than I’d had in days. “You got a stick?” I asked. He walked over to the corner and pulled what looked to be a simple metal rod out.
“Will this work?”
I grabbed it and shoved one of the fish onto the end, pulled it toward the center, then did the same with the other two. “Got one for you?” I asked. He pulled another rod and did the same to his fish as I’d done with mine, except that he only had two fish. I took his from him, and handed him mine. “You’re the one that caught them, you get more.” I coughed up a little fire on each rod and cooked the fish, something I did every time I caught fish.
We ate in silence. I ate slowly. I was hungry, but I knew it’d be awhile before I got another meal like this, so I took my time. The boy ate just as slowly, for whatever reason he was doing so. Maybe he didn’t get too many meals, either. No, he was too well built to be underfed. Maybe he just wanted to share a meal with me, I dunno.
I set my rod down and laid back down. “Thank you,” I repeated. “I haven’t eaten so much in awhile.”
“Why not? You’re… Y’know, huge.”
I glared at him. “Thank you for that most helpful comment.”
He laughed. “You talk like a girl.”
“I’ve been told that.”
“Are you… Gay?”
I glared at him again. “That’s not a question to ask when we’ve barely known each other a few hours.”
“So you are?”
“If you’re asking if I’ve been with female dragons, the answer is no. I haven’t been with male dragons, either.”
“Oh.”
“I don’t know many more of my kind. Most of us are dead.”
“I know. I’ve read my dad’s letters and journals.”
“Let’s not talk about that.” I stretched a little bit. “What’s your name, anyway?”
“Kineas. My parents call me Kenny.” He moved a little, but not a lot. “What’s your name?”
I shook my head. “I don’t have a name. My parents were slaughtered before they could name me.”
“How old were you?”
“Less than an hour.”
“Oh, sorry.”
“No, it’s okay. You didn’t have any reason to know. You might not have been born by then.”
“How long ago was it? I’m eighteen.”
“Oh. In that case, you would have been a year old.”
“You’re only seventeen? I thought you’d be smaller at that age.”
“I am small for my age. I’ve seen a few dragons that are younger than me, but bigger.”
“So,” Kenny said, “what kind of name do you want?”
“Huh?”
“You need a name, after all. What would you want to be called?”
I shrugged. “I dunno. I hadn’t put much thought into it.”
“How about a simple name?”
“How about you name me? You’re the closest thing I can call a friend, so go ahead and find a name for me.”
He stood up and reached into a drawer over on the west side of the room, then walked back over to me with a notebook and a pencil. “I’ll make a list, and you pick which one you want, okay?”
If I had human skin, I’d be turning what humans called ‘red-faced’. “I don’t know how to read.”
“Oh. Yeah, that does make sense. Sorry.”
“Not your fault.”
“Okay, an easier way to do this… I have a c…”
“What?”
“I said have again. My cousin died six months ago, he was on the front lines of the war with the Seles Plains tribe.”
“Sorry.”
“No. I just haven’t been able to accept it yet. Riley was like a brother to me. My dad’s not home a lot, my mom doesn’t really care too much about what I do as long as I’m not getting myself into trouble, and Riley actually paid attention to me, actually talked to me.”
I could tell this was painful to him. I’d never known anyone that I had that much of a connection to. I envied him for it, all the while being sorry that his cousin had died. Hell, the person I knew the longest was Kenny.
“So, do you mind the name Riley?” he asked.
“Are you trying to replace your cousin with me?”
He shook his head. “Not really, but it’s not a bad name, right?”
“No, it’s fine. If you want to name me Riley, that’s fine.”
He smiled. “Cool. Now, if you don’t mind me treating you like a dog, I’ll go get you a collar, okay?”
I lifted my head and glared at him. “You’re joking, right?”
“Of course I’m joking. Jeez, you act a lot like a girl.”
“Sorry.”
“It’s okay.” He walked over to the door. “I’m gonna head home for now. My mom is probably wondering why I’m still fishing. I’ll be back later if you’re still here, okay?”
“Okay. I’m still a little tired, so I’ll probably stay. Nobody’s gonna bother me, will they?”
Kenny shook his head. “Nope. This shed is pretty much ignored, since a lot of people here respect my dad. He’s the only one besides me that uses it.”
“Okay. Thanks, Kenny.”
He nodded. “Yep. See ya later.”
I laid my head back down and closed my eyes. The last thing I heard before I drifted off to sleep was the sounds of children playing in the town
Riley! Riley! C’mon, wake up, we’ve gotta go!
Was Kenny actually talking, or was I dreaming? I couldn’t tell right away. I tried to open my eyes, but it was difficult. Why did I feel sleepier than I had earlier? I was struggling to open my eyes, and that had never happened before. What was going on?
Wake up, Riley!
There it was again, like the sound of a distant train horn, you think you hear it but you’re not quite sure until it happens again. Kenny was calling out to me. Why did he sound like he was so far away? The shed wasn’t that big. I kept trying to open my eyes, but I just couldn’t. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say someone was holding my eyelids shut.
“Get away from him!”
Things were clearing up. I could actually tell that Kenny was close by. I still couldn’t open my eyes. What the hell? I tried to lift my left arm, but it felt numb. Everything about me felt numb, right now. I tried to push past it, to get up anyway. I managed to make it to my feet, but I was shaking, and I fell back down quickly.
“He’s not going to kill anyone!” Kenny shouted. I managed to open my eyes and saw a shape in front of me, standing there with their arms spread out. I imagined that was Kenny, trying to protect me from someone or something. I couldn’t hear or see anyone else, though, why? “Just leave him alone! He’ll leave!”
Finally I heard someone else: “Out of our way, Kineas, or else!” Another shape stepped into view, someone taller than Kenny. “What would your father think if he saw you keeping this beast as a pet?”
“I’m not a pet,” I said, though my speech was slurred. Had I been drugged? Did the people of this town have something that could drug a dragon? What the hell was I gonna do? I tried to shake it off, to get myself back to at least fifty percent, but it was difficult. “Let me leave, and I won’t hurt any of you…” I was gonna fall down, I was gonna fall down, I was gonna fall down… I could practically feel the floor already.
The other shape pushed past Kenny and pointed something at my face. I couldn’t tell what it was, but I didn’t really care, either. This guy wanted to kill me, and I didn’t want to die. I tried to build up some fire in my throat, but I was too weak, whatever they’d used on me was too damned good. “Your kind killed my son, scaleface,” the man said, “don’t think I’ll let you just walk out of here.” He knelt down in front of me and did something that I couldn’t quite see thanks to the glaze over my eyes. “I’m gonna carve ya, stick your head on my mantle and your wings over the empty bed that used to be my son’s. But not until after you’ve felt real pain.”
I bared my teeth. “You’d kill me for something I didn’t do? By your own logic, I should kill you for the harm your species has done to mine, softflesh.”
I felt something now. There was something in my hand. It was obviously a dagger or a knife, but the drugs were still disorienting me, so it felt more like a spear. I went to pull it out, but the man in front of me twisted it, and it hurt. I screeched, a sound that would normally hurt a human’s ears, but these people were clearly driven to see me dead. It looked like Kenny covered his ears, though.
The fire was building in my throat. I reached out for Kenny and pulled him to the ground, then spat as much fire as I could possibly muster at the dark shadow group ahead of me. It was about then that my eyes started to focus, and I swatted away the guy that had stuck his knife in my hand. I pulled the knife out and dug it into the floor beside him. “I told you to let me leave, and you’re gonna do just that, understand?”
I turned around and made my way through the tunnel to the ocean. I dipped my hand in the water and let it soothe me. It stung like a bitch. I couldn’t stay there, though, and needed to leave. The only problem being that I could barely keep my focus on anything to fly, I didn’t know how to swim, and if I tried to walk away, I’d likely be hunted down and killed within a couple hours.
In no uncertain terms, I was screwed.
I heard a noise and turned back toward the cave. It was Kenny, roughed up but otherwise unharmed, and I might have done that to him when I pushed him down. “You probably shouldn’t be here,” I said. My speech was starting to get back to normal. I still sounded somewhat drugged, though. “They’ll probably wanna kill you for harboring me.”
He shrugged. “I surprised you don’t wanna kill me.”
“You didn’t do anything to me. I don’t see the point in hurting people that don’t deserve it.” I laid down. I knew I didn’t really have the time to, but I needed to. I kept my hand in the water, it was helping. I’d heard stories from what few other dragons I’d met that water had special properties to us. Whether or not that was true, I didn’t really care at the moment. It was at least psychologically helpful.
“I know some place you can go, if you can manage to fly,” Kenny said as he sat down beside me.
“They won’t come after me?”
“I told them not to. Told them my dad wouldn’t harbor a dragon, but if one asked to leave, he’d let it.”
“Is that true?”
He shrugged. “I dunno. I hope so.”
“Me too.” I turned to him. “So, where can I go?”
My hand still hurt like a sonuvabitch, but I managed to keep moving. Kenny had led me up a series of short paths to a forest on the outskirts of the town. There wasn’t a lot of space between the trees, but I kept following Kenny to wherever it was he was leading me.
I distinctly remembered Kenny saying I’d have to fly somewhere. “I thought you said we’d have to fly.”
“I forgot about her summer home, sorry.”
“Summer home?”
“Yeeeeeaaah, she’s kinda weird.”
“Why am I almost afraid of this?”
“No, no, she’s cool. She has a lot of fun using potions.”
“Potions? She’s a magic user?”
He shrugged. “I dunno, I’ve never seen her use any actual magic, just potions.”
“And you’re sure she’s safe?”
He smiled. “C’mon, Riley, it’ll be fine.”
“I still don’t even know what’s going to happen here, y’know.”
We continued through the forest, where I knocked down more trees that I was too big to fit between. Finally, we found ourselves at the doorstep of a small cottage that looked like it would barely fit Kenny, let alone anybody else.
Kenny knocked on the door, and the whole time we waited, I looked around the forest, hoping not to find some of Kenny’s neighbors following us. My hand was still sore, and since running required I be on all fours, that made running away from anyone practically impossible. This forest was so dense, I’d never be able to fly out.
The door to the cottage opened and a thirty-something woman appeared in the doorway. “Kineas, Kineas, Kineas… What have you done this time?”
Kenny was pretty obviously flustered seeing this woman. I had to admit, for a human, she wasn’t all that bad to look at.
“Can we come in, Sharena?” Kenny jerked a thumb at me. “He needs a place to hide for the night while his hand heals up.”
The woman - Sharena - moved out of the way. “Please, I’ve always enjoyed entertaining the company of dragons.”
Kenny walked in first, then I poked my head inside. On the outside, the place barely looked big enough to be an outhouse, but on the inside, it was more than twice the size of Kenny’s shed. “What’s going on here?”
Sharena smiled. “Trade secrets, sweetheart. Just come on in, okay? I promise you’ll fit through the door.”
I sighed. I don’t know why she thought I’d fit, because I was clearly bigger than the door. I moved a little bit of me in, and then I was suddenly in the middle of the room and Sharena was closing the door behind me. She walked over to what looked like a small drink bar and poured a drink into a glass. “So, Kineas, what can I do for you today?” she asked.
“How’d you do that?” I asked, interrupting Kenny from answering her question.
“A simple spell, even Kineas could do it, if he just tried.”
“So you are a magic user?”
She took a drink of whatever she had in the glass. “Everyone on this planet is a magic user, even dragons like yourself, it’s just that only a few people have the ability to cultivate enough mana to use the bigger spells.” She walked over to me and held her hand against my forehead. “You’ve got quite a bit of mana in you, Riley.”
“Sharena,” Kenny said, walking up to us, “wait a sec, how did you know Riley’s name?”
She was still smiling. “I can read your friend’s life through his mana, I can see his pain, his fear, his fury, his sorrow and his joy. You’ve had a relatively difficult life, Riley, even for a dragon. You were only hours old when your mother died, is that correct?”
I nodded.
“It was eight years before you met another of your kind, and the one you met was the white dragon.”
I nodded again.
“The white dragon?” Kenny asked.
“Your father doesn’t speak of him in his journals, Kineas, something I asked him to do. There’s only so much a young boy can learn about dragons before he starts to hate them, all because of the white dragon’s actions.”
“Every dragon knows who the white dragon is,” I said, “he’s a monster, born from pure hate.”
Sharena continued: “If the white dragon wasn’t around, humans and dragons would be able to live in harmony. He was the first of your kind to draw human blood, correct?”
“Only after he decided to kill my parents.” I took a deep breath. I was getting too angry.
“How’d you meet him?” Kenny asked.
“I was bathing in a lake near a small town. I don’t remember the town’s name anymore, and the town’s not there anymore. He tore it to shreds, burned it so far into the ground that the grass can’t even grow anymore.” I looked over at Kenny, who looked horrified. Sharena was right, thanks to this very story about the white dragon, he’ll probably start to hate us. Hopefully not me, though. “I don’t know how many people survived, maybe just me, a boy my age and his sister, and the white dragon.”
Sharena nodded. “I remember that day. I was there. So was Kineas’s father. We were hunting the white dragon, and we just barely managed to make it out of there alive.” She walked back over to her drink bar. “I don’t have anything to outright heal your hand, there’ll always be a scar, but I can make it look and feel years old.” She took two bottles from under the bar. “And I have something else for you, as well.”
“What?” I asked.
“Obviously, you’re going to stir up quite a bit of racket anywhere you go by virtue of just being a dragon. If you drink this,” she held up a bottle of orange liquid, “you’ll be hidden. By all accounts, you’ll be a normal teenage human. You’ll be able to move freely.”
“For how long?”
“As long as you choose. Should you decide to acquaint yourself with the finer points of potion making, you could make yourself a reversal potion quite easily within a week with simple things from your local pharmacy. Just, for the love of all things sacred, don’t forget the drain cleaner, it’s one of the most important things, and too many would-be potion makers decide to skip it, it causes their basements to explode.”
That was just… Yeah, I was confused. “Is this gonna hurt?” I asked.
“You’ll fall asleep within seconds, and when you wake up, you’ll be a new human.”
“And the other one?”
She held up the bottle with light blue liquid. “This is the one that will heal your hand. I suggest you take it first, since it’ll take effect immediately.”
I took the bottle from her hand and gulped it down instantly. It tasted funny, but I didn’t feel anything. “Nothing’s happen - “ I was cut off by a sharp pain in my hand. It hurt about as much as the knife blade, and it was concentrated right on that spot. I screamed, loudly, and nearly fell onto my side. It was sheer pain, and it wasn’t stopping.
And then it did. It didn’t hurt anymore, and it really did look and feel as though I’d gotten the wound years ago. “You didn’t say it’d hurt,” I said, wiping away the pain sweat I’d worked up.
“Sorry, sweetie. You’ve got a pretty low pain threshold for a dragon, Riley.”
“I’ve noticed.” I wiped more sweat from my brow and then looked at the orange potion she had in the second bottle. “I’ll be indistinguishable from any other human?”
“No one will be able to tell the difference.”
“Not even if I step on a scale? I weigh a lot, y’know.”
She smiled again. “This is magic, sweetheart, it can do much more than people think. You step on a scale, you’ll weigh no more than the average teenage human.”
I took a deep breath. “So, what am I gonna look like?”
“We’ll have to wait and see.”
“This scares me, y’know.”
“You’re one step closer to human already, Riley, just take the next one.”
I took another deep breath. Take the plunge, take the plunge, take the plunge… I took the bottle with the orange potion and poured it into my mouth. After one quick gulp, I set the bottle down on the table beside me, and then I was on the floor with my eyes glazed over, and I was out like a light.
Chapter Two - The Knight
I was ready to draw my blade the second someone came into view. The hiding spot I'd picked was out of the way, but that didn't mean an attendant wouldn't step in for a smoke or something. I didn't want to kill anyone, but I couldn't afford to be seen. I needed to rest, but the odds that I'd be able to while looking out for anyone were slim. My nearly ten hour trek from one continent to the next was a mistake.
I closed his eyes for a moment, just a moment. I needed just a quick rest. Twenty-five seconds of sleep wouldn't be a problem, would it? No. I could afford that. I just needed to keep track of time. I opened my eyes again a moment later, feeling no more rested than I had been before. The idea that I could get any rest at all was likely a mistake. I should have known that.
I felt it when the train hit something on the rail. There shouldn't have been anything on the rail. I stood and nearly fell over when the train came to a sudden stop. That wasn't good in any way. I needed to move, to get off the train. I kept a firm grip on the hilt of my blade and slipped between the multitude of boxes in the train car.
They were fast. I counted six of them, all dressed in black. I could tell they were here for me. One of them slashed open the crate I was hiding behind, only to find me gone. I flicked on my flashlight, making him look up, smiled at him, then swung my sword and lopped his head clear off. I sprung from the ceiling of the train car and took out another one of them, bisecting him from right shoulder to left hip.
The other four rushed me immediately, but they weren’t difficult to kill. A severed head, a broken arm and impaled chest, a pair of legs kicked out from underneath a man I cut in half, and finally a simple impalement. When I was done, four more carcasses laid among the two that were already there.
I sheathed my sword and used a crate to brace myself when the train suddenly began to move again. Great. Whatever the found on the tracks must have been cleared off. Oh well. It just meant we’d get to wherever this train was going, finally. I didn’t even care what the destination was, I just wanted to be gone.
The train came to a more controlled stop somewhere. I could hear people outside, one of them mentioned a dragon. The outer door of the train car opened, and I ducked out of sight again. I had to decide whether or not I was going to hop off the train here - and potentially kill this man - or get off elsewhere.
“Can you believe this? Somebody dumped some mannequins back here!” The man picked up one of the limbs. “Good ones, too. This really looks like blood.”
Another man pulled himself into the train car and looked around at the bodies. “These aren’t mannequins, dumbass! Somebody greased these guys!” The second man pulled out a radio. “We’ve got… I don’t even know how many corpses in the eighth car, looks like they were chopped up, we need security here.”
Crap.
I got ready to draw my blade, but then I heard shouting from outside. The two that had gotten in the train car jumped out and went of to see what it was. There was cursing, and fighting. Dammit, the war hadn’t followed me, had it? I drew my sword and rushed out the car after the other two.
It was worse than I thought. It wasn’t the war that had followed me. It was him.
He was one hundred and forty feet tall, at least twice as long and I don’t know how wide. Colored bone white, with a great deal of blood splotched around his body, as if he painted himself with it. His eyes were solid black, with small white dot pupils that always looked like they were staring at me. His head was horned, like he’d been spawned by a demon rather than a dragon. Plumes of fire burst from his nose every time he took a breath. Across his left eye was a scar, though it was hard for me to believe he’d ever been injured in any way other than self-inflicted harm. Another scar adorned his stomach, this one larger, more recent.
I jumped upward and toward the nearest building. It had been quite some time since I saw this dragon. I’d been fourteen when he tracked me down and slaughtered my sister. How could he have found me now? Was he stalking me? What could he possibly want with this town?
The dragon lifted his head and opened his mouth, letting out a roar that I was too familiar with. I stood there, like I always had, just like that day. I couldn’t move.
Crap!
I dropped my dragon toy down the stairs and quickly stumbled after it. How could I do that? Stupid, stupid, stupid! Mom grabbed me by the arm and stopped me from falling on my face. “I thought I told you to go to bed, young man,” she said, a playful tone in her voice. Mom rarely ever reprimanded me, even when I did something wrong.
“I couldn’t sleep,” I said.
“So why were you playing in the hallway?”
“Because Circi wouldn’t let me play in our room.”
“Maybe because you and your sister need some sleep, sweetie.” She walked down to the landing halfway down the stairs and picked up my dragon, then tossed it to me. I fumbled with it for a second, but I didn’t drop it again. “Now go to bed, okay?”
I nodded, then turned around and started to walk to my room, but I stopped when I heard the front door rapidly open and close. I heard panicked voices. Dad was home! I bounced down the stairs and saw him arguing with Mom. What was going on? He pulled his sword and sheath off of his belt and placed them on the table, then grabbed a suitcase from the kitchen closet. What was going on?
“Dad?” I asked, stepping away from the stairs.
He grabbed me by the shoulders. “Cres, go wake your sister up, we have to leave now.”
“Why?”
“Don’t question me, Cres, we just need to go!”
Dad didn’t yell at me often. In fact, this was only the second time in my life that he had yelled at me. The first had been when I touched his sword the first time. Whatever was going on, this was serious.
I ran up the stairs and opened the door to my bedroom, which I shared with my older sister, Circi. She wasn’t a heavy sleeper, so it took me little time to wake her up. “Dad says we need to go,” I said, “he won’t say why.”
“Dad’s home?”
“Yeah. He says we need to leave. He sounded worried.”
The ground started to shake. What could be causing that? What was going on? I followed Circi downstairs and then she was pushing me back up the stairs. I only caught a glimpse, but I watched fire burst through the front door.
And I heard screams.
The ceiling suddenly caught on fire. I ducked, like I’d been taught in school. Why was everything burning? Where was this fire coming from? I followed Circi into the bedroom, where she opened the window and looked down. “Okay,” she said, turning back to me, “we need to jump, Cres.”
“But, Mom and Dad…”
“I’m sure they made it out, but we can’t get out downstairs, so we’ve gotta jump out the window, okay?”
“But we don’t have anything to land on!”
“I’ll go first, and I’ll catch you, but you’re gonna havta jump when I tell you, understand?”
I nodded, then watched as she climbed into the window, then jumped down. I quickly rushed to the window and looked out and down to see if she was okay. I didn’t want to think of the alternative. I watched her crawl out of the bush that Dad planted outside his study. Good. I didn’t want her to be hurt.
“Jump, Cres, now!”
I climbed into the window and took a deep breath. I just had to jump, that’s all. It wouldn’t be hard. I just had to jump.
The heat on my back made the decision for me. The fire had spread to the bedroom, and everything was burning up, popping, crackling. I let go of the sides of the window and felt gravity doing its work. I fell, and landed in the bush, just as Circi tried to catch me.
She pulled me out of the bush and brushed me off. It didn’t look like I had any cuts or anything, so I was okay. The smoke was billowing out of the first floor windows, and I could tell nothing on that floor would be exempt from the fire’s rampage. I hoped Mom and Dad got out before it got too bad.
Circi grabbed my hand and pulled me around the house, where we saw that it wasn’t just our house, but the majority of the neighborhood and the town, as well. There were fires everywhere, and not everyone was lucky enough to make it out of their homes. I saw more than one flaming corpse hanging half out an upstairs window.
“Circi! Cres!” Mom shouted from somewhere. I spotted her before Circi did, and Dad was there as well. They were running toward us. Time slowed to a crawl for just a moment as a giant foot came down in between my parents and me. I looked up and saw black eyes with white pupils staring down at me.
The eyes turned from me to my parents, and then a roughly half-circle shape appeared in the blackness underneath the eyes. The half-circle was red-orange, and then it opened further. The red-orange in the half-circle spread outward, in a cone-like shape. It grew, and grew, and grew, and then encompassed my mom and dad.
Heat spread from the cone, but I was frozen solid, watching my parents burn.
The fire shooting from the dragon’s mouth stopped almost as quickly as it began, and the dragon moved on, torching the rest of the town.
I didn’t move. I couldn’t move. I simply sat there, on my knees, looking at the charred remains of my parents. Hours passed, and I didn’t move.
I couldn’t move.
That same dragon was standing in front of me yet again, staring at me yet again, scaring me yet again. Thanks to that roar, I just couldn’t move. I closed my eyes and tried to find something else to focus on. It wasn’t easy. No. Not just difficult. It was impossible. There was only one thing I could think of anywhere around me, and it was the dragon.
“You!” I shouted, hoping my voice sounded less like a frightened boy and more like a man who could actually fight a dragon. “Have you been following me?”
The dragon looked in my direction again, but didn’t say anything, or move, or do anything other than stare at me. It was like he was looking through me, somehow, like he knew something about me that I didn’t.
He was taunting me.
I remembered that I had my sword drawn, the sword that had been my father’s. It had been the only thing spared when the house burned down that day. It was the only memento I had of my entire family.
The dragon stood on his hind legs and spread his wings. He roared once again, then flapped his wings and took off. The wind from his flapping wings nearly knocked me down, but I braced myself, and when the dragon was gone, I felt my heart rate return to normal.
I looked around the train yard and saw several warehouses on fire, with people dragging bodies out of them. So many dead, all thanks to that dragon, who may very well be following me.
Crap.
The sun was setting as I made my way through the Seles Plains, using the railroad tracks as my one and only guide. It’d be too difficult to see the tracks, soon, thanks to the clouds that were about to blot out any moonlight I’d potentially get. I looked around, hoping to find some place to rest for the night.
An arrow flew past my head. I drew my sword and prepared for the oncoming assault. My muscles tightened up, ready for the battle. The Plains Tribe always hunted in groups of six or eight. There would be two archers, one on either ridge surrounding me, and between two and four lancers. There’d be a single swordsman, who’d be the one to engage in single combat, and then finally one commander, who’d be kept out of the fight.
I looked to the ridges, but there was no one there. My eyes roamed downward and to the left, where I saw something that looked like a cave. The sun was almost down entirely, so my night vision would be kicking in soon, but for the moment, I could barely see the cave. I took one step off the tracks toward the cave, and another arrow nearly hit me in the back of the head. I spun around and held my blade ready.
I hadn’t been expecting a lone girl who didn’t even look a day older than me. “All the money you’ve got, and your fancy sword,” she said, ready to loose the arrow she was aiming at my head. She was clearly one of the Plains Tribe, going by her clothes and her war paint. The war paint was a recent addition to the Tribesmen, based more on old myths and legends than on whether or not it really frightened their targets. She was wearing a cloth skirt, a bikini top and a pair of combat boots that looked to be a size or two too big.
There was something odd about this girl, though. I’d met many Plains Tribe women, older and younger than this girl, and none of them seemed as… confident as she seemed to be. Something about this girl told me that if I didn’t comply, that arrow really would be in my face.
I slipped my sword back in the sheath and unclipped it from my belt, then knelt down and set it on the ground. As I did, my free hand went to the knife hidden and sheathed on my boot. I stood up and held the drawn knife in my hand, then tapped the side of the blade against my arm. “You sure I can’t block it with my knife?”
She smirked, then disappeared into a light puff of smoke. Now that was quite the trick. I knelt down again to grab my sword, and then I was suddenly looking up at her arrow pointing straight at my eye, that smirk still on her face. No wonder she seemed confident, she could move faster than anyone could see.
I just wasn’t too happy about an arrow in my face.
She said, “If you thought I’d missed you earlier, you’re wrong, I just prefer not to kill people when I can rob them.”
“You’re pretty good.”
“No, I’m pretty broke, and I need your money. Your sword would just be a bonus.”
“How do you do that?”
“This is a robbery, buddy, so I hope you understand that I’m not here to answer twenty questions.”
“I’m intrigued.”
“And I’m bored, so either gimme the money and the sword, or I’m just gonna leave.”
“Really? You’re trying to rob me, but if I don’t give you anything, you’re just going to walk away with me alive?”
“Y’know, that is actually a major hole in this story. Hrm… I guess I could kill you, but you could have a family somewhere expecting you. On the other hand, you’re walking the train tracks at night alone and you’re packing a sword, so odds are good you’re a loner, meaning I could grease you right here and now and nobody would ever know or probably even care.” She drew the arrow back further. I had little time to act. “Option one or option two?”
“Is there a three?”
“There’s barely a two.”
“No three?”
“Two’s disappearing as we speak.”
“I like three.”
“Option two has officially been taken off the list, so I guess you’re gonna get that arrow in the head you asked for.”
I slammed the knife into her foot and quickly grabbed for the arrow she was about to lose her grip on. I just barely managed to stop it from going into my eyeball and pulled the bow from her hands. “Yep, option three.” I stood up and smiled at her. “Works every time.”
I sat against the cave wall, carving the core out of an apple that I’d found discarded along the tracks. The girl was beside me, playing with her bow. I would have tied her up if I thought it would actually do anything. She was calm now, didn’t seem like she wanted to rob me anymore. Maybe she’d just been lonely.
I cut out a chunk of apple and threw it in my mouth. “What’s your name?” I asked.
She looked up from her bow in surprise. “What?”
“Your name,” I said, slipping another chunk of apple into my mouth. “Everybody’s got one.” I cut out one last chunk of the apple then tossed her the half I didn’t eat. “Mine’s Cres.”
She pulled her own knife - much bigger than my own, I noticed - and started taking chunks out of the apple. “Sarika.”
“Nice name.”
“It’s the only thing I remember from my mother. The last thing I heard her say.”
“What happened to her?”
She closed her eyes. This was painful to her, I could tell. “I was only five when it happened. We were crossing the ocean between Qinata and Seles. My father was rowing the boat, my mother holding onto me. I remember the water around the boat started to heat up, like… Like somebody turned on a stove burner and we were the ones boiling. I looked at my dad, and it was almost like he knew exactly what was coming.”
“How do you know?”
“The look on his face. He seemed… Resigned to it. Not even three seconds before it happened, he closed his eyes, and I watched a tear fall down his cheek. That was when the fire shot straight up, out of the ocean, and incinerated my dad. I grabbed for my mom, and she held me as close as she could. I started crying, and she whispered things in my ear. She tried to soothe me, but it didn’t help.”
She reached up and wiped tears from her face. “You don’t have to tell me anymore if you don’t want to.”
She shook her head. “No, I’ll tell you.” She took a deep breath and then continued: “Its head rose out of the water first, those eyes… Black as the night. Its scales were a kind of - “
“Bone white,” I finished for her, “with spots of blood all around him as if he painted himself with it.”
Sarika’s eyes were full-on watering now, and I could tell that mine would likely follow. “You’ve seen it, too? The white dragon?”
I nodded, slowly. “I was nine, he took everything from me. Destroyed my home.” I picked up my blade from beside me. “This is all I have left of my mother, my father and my sister.”
“It’s not just us he stole lives from, I’ve met a lot of people who’ve lost friends, loved ones and homes to the white dragon.” She unslung her quiver from over her shoulder and unzipped a special pocket. She pulled three arrows from the pocket, arrows with very unique heads. “These were given to me by a man who lost his children to the white dragon. He was no good with a bow, but he could make arrowheads.”
“And he gave them to you?”
She nodded. “I don’t rob people who’ve lost stuff to the white dragon.”
“Only three?”
“He said they came from a special kind of sword, the only sword that’s injured the white dragon. He only had enough material for three arrowheads.”
“You mean somebody’s stood in front of that beast and stopped pissing their pants long enough to hurt him?”
She nodded again. “It’s hard for me to believe, too, but I could tell he wasn’t lying.”
I took the arrows from her and examined the heads. They were plain, simple triangles with sharp points. The man clearly understood that whoever tried to kill this dragon with these arrows wouldn’t give two shits whether or not they had a special design. I tossed them back to her. “Does the dragon have a weak point or something?”
She shook her head. “Not unless you count the eyes, but I’m pretty sure he told me to aim there because they’re eyes.” She returned the arrows back to her special quiver pocket. “I only ever saw the white dragon one time after he murdered my parents. He was too far away for me to do anything, and I still wasn’t as good with my bow as I am now. I don’t remember where I was, but it was eight or nine years ago.”
I stared at the fire. She could have been there, my hometown. “I saw him today,” I said, my voice low. “He stared at me like he knew exactly who it was he was looking at. Like he’d made it his personal quest in life to track me down and hurt me.”
She whispered, “Sorry.”
I tossed the apple core at the fire, causing sparks to shoot out. Sarika pulled back a little. “It’s time I make it my quest to hurt him. I’m tired of running away from him.” I looked over at her. “I could use your help, seeing as you obviously know how to handle yourself in a fight.”
She nodded. “Nothing would make me happier than to see that bastard’s head lopped off.”
“Thank you, Sarika.”
“What few friends I have call me Sari,” she said.
“Thank you, Sari.”
“No, thank you for asking me for help. Nobody’s ever done that before.” She set her quiver down on the ground. “Now, do you mind if we start this quest tomorrow? I need some sleep.”
I choked back a laugh. I tossed some dirt on the fire to kill it, then closed my eyes so that I could get to sleep.
Ready for more of Parallel Quests? It took me forever to finish this damn pair of chapters, but I finally got 'em done.
Chapter Three - The Human
Riley? Kenny’s voice asked me from somewhere. Great, was I having some weird out of body experience? What happened last? Oh, yeah, I should be waking up as a human now. I felt light-headed, so either I was ridiculously drunk or my head really did weigh less. Considering how blurry my vision was, I was leaning toward the former.
I reached for something to help me up, and found a hand reaching out to me. It felt weird, so I was willing to accept that something had happened to me. It wasn’t until I saw my own hand that I realized something had happened to me. It wasn’t my scaley hand that grabbed whoever was helping me up, it was a very human hand that I was looking at.
So it worked? I tried to say. I heard the words, but they didn’t sound like my voice. If I were thinking clearly, I’d probably realize that my voice really wouldn’t sound the same, considering I’d just changed from dragon to human.
“Oh, it worked, honey,” Sharena said. “Are your senses coming back?”
“Uh-huh,” I said, with a minor groan.
“Good. I have to tell you something important, though.”
“What?”
“You’re not exactly male anymore.”
Well, that explained a few things that weren’t common for human boys, like the feel of my hair partway down my back or the lack of something swinging between my legs. “Is there a mirror around here?”
“Before that, take these,” she was holding a bundle of clothes out to me. Suddenly, I felt slightly embarrassed. I was a human girl now, and there was a human boy my age in the same room with me. He was getting to see a naked girl, he was probably enjoying the experience. I looked over at Kenny, and realized he was looking away from me. Either he realized the awkward situation, or he didn’t like girls.
I took the clothes and looked around. “Is there somewhere I can change?”
“Of course there is.” She pointed to a door that I hadn’t noticed before, but this woman was a magic user, so there might not have been a door there earlier.
I thanked her, then walked into the room she’d pointed at. It was a plain bedroom, with a very basic bed, dresser and mirror. I took a deep breath and walked over to the mirror and looked at the new me for the first time. The human girl I saw in the mirror was darker skinned than Kenny was, and about an inch or two shorter than him. I’d been six feet tall before, but now I had to be about five foot seven. I didn’t often look at human girls, so I couldn’t really tell if my breasts were too large or too small. They felt large to me, but they were also new to me.
I brought one hand to my nipple and lightly touched it. It felt really weird. I pulled my hand away quickly, because it felt too weird. This whole thing felt too weird. Maybe I should have just taken my chances in my normal form. I turned away from the mirror and looked at the bundle of clothes that Sharena had given me.
I pulled out the underwear first and held the article in my hand. It felt… Weird. Soft. I’d never worn underwear, but I’d seen enough humans (well, not too many) taking off their clothes to swim that I knew how to put on their clothes. I sat down on the bed and slid the underwear up my legs. My legs were long, it felt weird. Weird described this whole experience. I stood back up and pulled the waistband over my hips. I looked in the mirror again and the image still looked odd.
I found something to cover my breasts and it looked confusing to me. How the hell was I gonna put this thing on?
There was a knock on the door. “How’re you doing, honey?” Sharena asked.
Should I ask her for help? Did I really even need to wear this? “I’m... “
The door opened and I was suddenly joined by Sharena. “I kinda figured this is where you’d get stuck.”
I blushed. “What… Um… What even is this?”
She smiled. “It’s a bra, sweetheart, and you’re gonna want it in the long run.” She took it from me and told me to hold my arms straight in front of me. She put one arm through one strap and one arm through the other and then pulled it onto my chest. To say it felt weird would be both an understatement and a broken record at this point, but that’s exactly how it felt. “Okay, now reach behind and I’ll guide your hands so that you can hook it by yourself.” I felt her hands take mine and then I was grabbing the two ends and hooking them together. “There we go, now we’re all taken care of, and the excitable teenage boy in the other room won’t be getting a nose bleed every two minutes.”
I looked in the mirror again and the girl in front of me had an uneasy look on her face. I couldn’t even begin to describe how odd this all felt.
“Thanks,” I said. My voice sounded distant, like I wasn’t really in my own body, and to an extent that was true.
“Sorry about this, by the way.”
“Huh?” What was she apologizing for?
“The potion I gave you was an accident. I grabbed the female potion by mistake.”
“There’s different potions for different genders?”
“Well, you can’t use the same potion for different genders, silly.”
“Is there some reason you can’t give me the male potion now?”
“If I were to give you the male potion now, it would cancel out the female potion and return you to dragon form, then neither potion would work on you again.”
“That seems… Odd.”
She sat down on the bed in front of me. “Magic is a very picky thing, especially potions. Things need to be exact, and that means that the ingredients in one potion can counteract the ingredients of another, even if those ingredients are similar or even the same.”
Was she telling me the truth? I couldn’t tell. It really shouldn’t matter to me, either, since my choices were hide as a human and live or take my chances as a dragon and likely die. Not good odds. At least I looked like any average human girl.
Sharena placed a hand on the rest of the clothes. “The rest of the clothes are a simple pair of pants and a shirt. When you’re all dressed, see me about some shoes. I think I’ve got a pair of boots that you should be able to wear.”
“Thanks,” I said, trying to manage a smile.
“No worries, sweetheart.” She stood up and grabbed my hand. “If it weren’t for Kineas, I’d probably just leave you in the forest and naked.”
“Really?”
She shook her head. “No. I just like to let Kineas think that I’d do that.”
“He seems to like you.”
She smiled. “Well, he should. He’s my step-son.”
If it wasn’t for the mirror, I’d have never seen my confused look for the first time. It looked funny, actually. “If you’re the wife of the town’s greatest dragon slayer, why do you live in the woods?”
“That’s a trade secret, young lady, and if you’re a good girl, I’ll let you know one of these days.” There was my confused look again. “Oh, c’mon, it’s just a little mom humor.”
“Why were you so willing to help me if your husband is a dragon slayer?”
She traced the scar on my hand. It looked smaller now that I was human. “Get your clothes on first, okay? If you’re going to be my adopted daughter, I’m going to have to let you in on the family secret.” She smiled again, then walked out of the room and left me alone.
I sighed. Family secret? I was just a dragon in hiding who had to pretend to be a member of the family, why would I really need to know the family secret?
I reached for the clothes and pulled the pants on first. Wearing underwear alone was strange, but feeling fabric all over my legs was just… It felt even weirder. I ran my hands up my now clothed legs and shivered a little. How was I ever going to get used to wearing clothes?
I pulled the shirt over my head next. The front of the shirt was open a little bit, showing the tops of my breasts and the… Area in-between. I’m sure girls had a word for it, but I didn’t know it. I took another look at the human girl in the mirror and saw how awkward and unsure of herself she looked.
I took a deep breath and left the bedroom. Sharena and Kenny were both sitting on a couch that I hadn’t noticed before. Clearly these trade secrets of Sharena’s were all over the house. In fact, the place looked more like a house and less like what I assumed a gay bar would look like.
“Riley, please sit down over here,” Sharena patted a chair in front of the couch. I walked over to it and sat down. Yet another awkward feeling in a day full of awkward. Sitting on rocks felt normal to me, but soft, comfy chairs was nothing but different. “First thing, here,” she handed me a pair of boots, just like she said she would. “Do you need any help getting them on?”
I shook my head. “No. I’ve seen humans do this before.”
“That’s good.” She crossed one leg over the other and placed her hands in her lap. “Now, it’s time to let you in on the family secret.”
“Why?”
“Riley, you’re a member of this family. Even if you weren’t in hiding, just being a friend of Kineas would make you a member of this family.”
“Then how is this still a secret?”
She laughed. “Kineas doesn’t have as many friends as he lets on.”
Kenny rolled his eyes. “You just had to say it, didn’t you?”
“As I was saying, you’re a member of this family now. Kineas’s father, Irvine, is a dragon slayer.”
“I know that part already,” I said.
She gave me a somewhat amused/annoyed look. “I wasn’t finished, young lady.” I could tell she was enjoying that. “Irvine knows that there are dangerous dragons and not-so-dangerous dragons. Ever since before Irvine and I were married, he’s brought the not-so-dangerous dragons to me, and we’ve helped them survive in the world.”
“You run a dragon underground railroad?”
She nodded. “Yes. Most dragons harbor no ill will towards humans, so Irvine and I set up the D.U.R. so that these dragons can - “
I cut her off. “Did you just abbreviate that as D.U.R.?”
“If you’re going to tell the “dur” joke, I’d save it. Kineas thought it up years ago.”
I looked down at my feet. “Okay. You can go on.”
“As I was saying, Irvine and I set up the dragon underground railroad so that we could help the dragons that aren’t dangerous.”
“How do you know?”
“What do you mean?”
“How do you know when a dragon isn’t dangerous to humans?”
She sighed. “It’s not easy. Not many of them are like you.”
“Like me?”
“Riley, I can read you. I pointed to the bedroom over there and you went in there instantly. I could tell from the moment I saw your face that you’ve lived in a house before, correct?”
I nodded. “Yeah.”
“How old were you?”
“About four…”
“Mommy! Mommy!” the girl shouted. I tried getting up and moving, but I couldn’t. I was too weak. The girl poked at me with a stick. I sort of made a noise, but I could barely hear it, so odds were good the girl couldn’t really hear it, either. “Mommy! Itsa doggy!” I would have corrected her, but understanding human and speaking human were two very different things.
An older woman, probably in her forties, came over to the girl and I. I was fairly certain this was the Mommy the girl had called over. “Blodwyn!” she said, with a very… Stern sounding voice. “That’s not a doggy, baby girl, that’s a dragon!”
The girl - Blodwyn - looked up at her mother with wide eyes, then back to me. “Really? Can we keep it?”
“Baby girl, please, don’t touch it, okay? It looks hurt.” The woman reached down and picked me up. I nuzzled up against her and enjoyed the comfort of not having to move on my own for now.
The woman carried me into her house, where Blodwyn hopped up on a… A… A thing for people to sit on. Her mother set me down on something flat and wooden in front of the girl. I looked over at Blodwyn, who looked concerned. I tried to smile, but I couldn’t.
The woman touched me on the side where something had hit me. I didn’t know what the man had been using on me, but the thing that hit me had been thin and long, with a sharp point at the end. The pain shot through me again, causing me to groan. The woman clamped her hand over my mouth, which I tried to push away, but I couldn’t. I was too weak to do anything to stop her.
“It’s okay,” she said, “I’m not going to hurt you.” I wanted to tell her what a good job she was doing. My side was killing me more now than it had been when I landed behind her house. “Can you talk?”
Blodwyn giggled. “It’s a dragon, Mommy! Dragons can’t talk!” If only I could talk. I’d make that girl eat her words.
Her mother smiled and squeezed her hand. “That’s not true, sweetie. Can you stay here with our little guest while I get the first aid box?”
The girl nodded. “I will, Mommy.” I watched the woman leave the room and then looked over at the girl, who was smiling widely at me. “You’re cute,” she said, “I hope you stay here and live with Mommy and Daddy and me!”
I rolled over and sighed. I tried to go to sleep, but it just wasn’t working.
“Do you have a mommy like I do?” Blodwyn asked. I turned back to her and shook my head. “Do you have a daddy?” I shook my head again. “You don’t have a mommy or a daddy? That’s so sad…” I saw tears building up in her eyes.
I tried to slide myself across to her, but it was difficult to move. She reached out to me and helped me along, and I curled up in her lap. It was comfortable. I needed it.
By the time the girl’s mother returned, I was asleep.
“Blodwyn and her family pretty much raised me.” I looked down at my feet. “I left them when I was about seven, and I haven’t seen them since.”
Sharena was still watching me with very studious eyes, while Kenny looked like he was about to fall asleep. Great. I wish I’d known this story would bore him. Sharena smacked him on the arm, rousing him out of his near-sleep experience. I giggled lightly, not even loud enough for me to hear.
“Did anyone aside from Blodwyn’s family know about you?” she asked.
I shook my head. “No. I was the family secret then. It wasn’t unusual for me to be sleeping on the couch, and then woken up and asked to move into the basement closet.”
“You let them do that to you?” Kenny asked.
“Actually, they let me do that. I didn’t really want to be out in the open.”
“You mean, you wanted to hide?”
I nodded. “Yeah. Especially after the white dragon showed up. It was either hide, or die.”
Sharena was still examining me, almost like she was… Testing me. What was she thinking about me? Why was she watching me so closely? It was starting to creep me out. My natural response was to hug my knees to my chest, which I’ve seen human girls do before.
Sharena turned to Kenny. “Take Riley into town, okay? Show her around.”
I said, “I can’t.” She and Kenny both turned toward me. “They heard my name. Isn’t it gonna be kinda suspicious if a girl named Riley shows up the same day as the dragon named Riley?”
Kenny turned to Sharena and said, “She’s got a point.”
She rubbed at her chin. “Yeah.”
“So what do we do?” I asked.
Sharena sighed. “For now, you stay in the house. I’ll bring you some books to read - “
Kenny cut her off. “Um… She doesn’t know how to read.”
She sighed again. “You never learned how to read?”
I rolled my eyes. “I was a dragon. Kinda hard to hold a book, even though I was small for my age.”
“Fine, I’ll bring you a radio. Kineas will help you learn to read. You’ll need that for school when I get you enrolled in a few days.”
“Why do I have to go to school?”
She smiled. “No step-daughter of mine is going to stay at home while her brother goes to school.” She squeezed my shoulder as she passed by. “Besides, you’re seventeen years old, there’s plenty of people your age to meet at school.”
I heard myself gulp.
“In other news, the white dragon was recently sighted at a train depot ten miles north of Endawa this afternoon. Casualty numbers are unknown, but we’re told they number low for a white dragon sighting.”
I kept looking at the book, but the words weren’t exactly turning into something I could read. I sighed. School. I had to learn in less than a week what real humans got seventeen years to learn. Even the comic books that Kenny brought in weren’t helping. Pictures didn’t help me understand words.
“The casualties came mostly from a passenger train returning from the war, as the depot was understaffed. We’re told that the trains stopped at that depot because of commotion in the cargo train, and the Imperial Guard believes that the white dragon was going after something in that train.”
The bed felt too soft. It’d been years since I last slept on a bed, but it still felt too soft. Or, was I too soft? I still had scales the last time I slept on a bed. I sighed. This whole thing was getting… Irritating.
“That was Imperial News at Five. A few stories they didn’t touch on, I noticed, were the heist in Kepton last week. One of the thieves, a Jaide Farson, was arrested, but he’s made mention of a partner that he’s not going to give up. What’s being done about this partner? Are the Imperial Guard going to hunt this guy down? Or am I gonna havta take out my dagger and take this punk out myself?”
There was a knock on my door. I flipped the radio’s power switch to off. “Come in,” I said. My voice was still strange to me, but I was getting used to it.
Kenny walked in with some kind of board game. “I thought you might need a break from your reading practice.”
I set the book down on my night stand. “If you can call this practice. I’m still not getting anything.”
“Don’t feel bad about it. Some people have trouble learning how to read.”
“That’s not making me feel better. I have to fit in at your school, and I bet most of your classmates know how to read, don’t they?”
He sighed. “Yeah, they do.”
“How’s it gonna look if your sister doesn’t know how to read?”
“They’re gonna know you’re adopted, so that shouldn’t be a problem.”
“Is it common that adopted kids don’t know how to read?”
He set the game down on my bed and pulled the top of the box off. “Let’s just change this conversation and get to the point where you relax, okay?” He pulled out the board and set it in front of me. “Now, the goal of the game is to buy properties with money and try to bankrupt the other player, okay?”
“That sounds like it needs reading.”
“It does, but I can read the cards for you.”
“You’re not gonna cheat, are you?”
“Of course not. Believe me, I have no reason to cheat.”
“I’d never know, y’know.”
He smiled. “I don’t feel the need to cheat when I’m playing against my sister.”
“I have this one question, though. Why do you call Sharena by her name if she’s your step-mom?”
“She and my dad didn’t get married until a couple years ago, and my birth mom is still alive, in town.”
“Why don’t you live with her?”
He shrugged. “She’s not… When my dad started hunting and helping dragons, she got jealous of all the time he and Sharena spent together. Sharena’s been my dad’s best friend since they were kids, and dad knew Sharena used magic, so he knew exactly who to go to the first time he found a harmless dragon.” He ran a hand through his hair. “Mom left him, told him never to look at her again, and just threw her wedding ring at him.”
“That’s just cruel.”
“Yeah. Dad and I moved in with Sharena a couple weeks later, and they got married a few years after that.”
“I’m sorry.”
He shook his head. “My mom clearly wasn’t in it for family. Dad loved her. He mainly married Sharena so that she could be my legal guardian in case something happened to him.”
“So, your dad doesn’t love Sharena?”
“I didn’t say that, he just loved my mom more than she loved him.”
I felt sorry for him. Here, I didn’t have any parents, and I felt sorry for him because his parents had such a complicated relationship. It was starting to remind me of Blodwyn and her family.
“He’s not a pet!” Gwyneth shouted. Blodwyn was sitting on the couch beside me, petting me. I wouldn’t mind if they did treat me like a pet, honestly. “Don’t treat him like one!”
Byrn shook his head. “He’s a dragon! He’s not a person! He basically is a pet, all he does is play with Blodwyn and sleep!”
Gwyneth looked irritated. “What else do you expect him to do? Don’t you know what people would do if they found out he was here?”
I lifted my head a little. “What would they do to you and your parents if they found me?” I asked Blodwyn.
She shook her head. “I dunno. But Mom makes it sound bad.”
I laid my head back down on the couch, like a sad dog. Or, at least what I thought was a dog. I’d never seen one, but Blodwyn described them to me once. Her parents were doing nothing but yelling at one another, and it was making me feel horrible, because they were arguing about me.
Blodwyn patted me on the head, then went to the bathroom. I slipped off of the couch, walked to the door and sighed. I didn’t want them arguing about me, and I didn’t want the family hurt because of me. I loved Blodwyn and her family, but I needed to be gone for them. I opened the door, walked outside, and never looked back.
Chapter Four - The Thief
“Where are we going?” Sari asked. She was walking on the rail, perfectly balancing herself. I had to give her credit, that was a pretty difficult thing to do. I was simply polishing my knife, which was something I did whenever I woke up. I was honestly surprised that she was still with me, and hadn’t just robbed me in my sleep.
“At the moment, we’re just walking the tracks. I don’t know where to go, exactly.” I pulled a canteen out of my pack, took a drink and then handed it to her. “Just because we started this quest doesn’t mean I know how we’re gonna do it.”
She gulped down a little more of my water than I expected her to. “Really?” she asked, sarcastically. “And here I thought you knew everything we’re gonna do.”
I glared at her. “It’s not just that I don’t know where to go, I don’t even know where we’re headed. It’s not like I grabbed a map or anything.”
She passed my canteen back to me. “We’re headed for Endawa,” she said, “a nowhere little town..”
“Do you live there?”
She shook her head. “Nope. But I’ve been there, though. I hid out there for a couple days after my ex and I pulled this job in Kepton.”
“You had a boyfriend?”
“I had an ex boyfriend. We were together for about three days, then we were partners in crime.”
“What did you steal from him?”
She glared at me. “Nothing. He got caught, I didn’t. It was that simple. What’s it matter to you?”
I slipped my hand to my sword hilt. “I like to know who it is I work with. It’s kinda the reason I’m alone.”
She smirked. “Sucks to be you, then. Everybody should have friends.”
I had friends, once upon a time. Hell, I used to have a family.
I put those memories out of my mind. It wasn’t good to dwell on the past. Especially my past. I moved my hand away from my sword and relaxed myself. Sari was walking ahead of me, and didn’t notice.
I felt something in the tracks. I knelt down and placed a hand on the track, and then I stood back up. “Move.”
“What?” Sari asked.
“Something bigger than a train is on its way.”
I spotted and small ditch just ten feet away, and bolted for it. Sari was there before I even had a chance to slide to a stop. We waited, a good twelve minutes later, something big rolled past us on the tracks. It wasn’t going fast, likely due to its size. It wasn’t like a normal train, and looked more like a castle on rails. Every third car, there were soldiers standing guard, very familiar looking soldiers. They were wearing the same gear as the six men that attacked me the day before.
We watched it pass, and once it was finally gone, I climbed out of the ditch, followed by Sari, but I wasn’t paying much attention to her. Those soldiers came after me, and they were guarding that train. I needed to find it.
“You seemed pretty fixated on that train,” Sari said. She was filing her nails with a small knife.
“I’ve seen the guards before.”
“Know any of ‘em?”
“No, but I’ve killed some of their friends.”
“Those are Royal Escorts, which means that train had a member of the Imperial Family on board.” There was something in her voice, some sort of recognition, and something else that I just couldn’t figure out. “Who’d you piss off up high to get Royal Escorts after you?”
“Who said they were coming after me?”
She smirked. “You were the one who said you killed some. Royal Escorts don’t leave the sight of a member of the Imperial Family unless they’ve been ordered to kill somebody. Everybody on the continent knows that.”
I shrugged. “I don’t know what I did, unless you count sneaking on board a train to avoid the fighting.”
“You mean, you’re not a soldier?”
I shook my head. “Not a legit soldier, no. I’ve seen my share of fighting, against both.”
The look on her face told me she was much the same way. Granted, she was a thief, so that made quite a bit sense. Just going from one town to another would probably put her up against different soldiers. But there was something different about her. She had some sort of recognition when it came to the Royal Escorts she mentioned.
We came to a small lake, a little less than ten miles away from the town. I knelt down by the lake and splashed some water on my face. It had been about six weeks since the last time I had a real shower, but light bathing in lakes kept me from smelling like rotting wood on a hot day.
Sari pulled off her top, wiggled her skirt off, took off her boots and jumped into the water. She swam around for a good five minutes, almost like she was part fish or something. “C’mon, jump in!” she shouted, once she finally surfaced.
I shook my head. “Nah, I don’t think so.”
She blew me a raspberry. “Why not?”
I shook my head again, then looked toward the town. “So, whaddya know about that place? You said it’s called Endawa?”
She did the backstroke over to the edge of the lake where I was standing. “It’s a nowhere town, nothing really interesting to do, nobody special to steal from. I hid out here once, and the Imperial Guard never thought to look for me.” She pulled herself out of the lake and pulled a small towel from a pouch on her quiver. “There’s this neat pharmacy, though the lady who works there is kinda… Creepy, to say the least.” She turned toward me. “Her kid’s pretty hot, though.”
I sighed. “That it?”
“Kinda. I doubt we’ll run into him, but have you heard of the dragon slayer Irvine?”
The name sounded familiar, but I didn’t know it. “I don’t know.”
She pulled her panties back on and gave me a weird look. “You’d know if you heard about him. Most of the dead dragons on this planet are courtesy of him. Both the Selen Empire and the Tameran Republic treat him with more respect than they do their own royalty.”
“What does he have to do with this town?”
“He lives here.”
I raised an eyebrow. “A tiny place like this produced an amazing dragon slayer?”
“And your hometown produced a guy who can actually beat me in a straight fight. Don’t assume.” She put most of her bikini top back on, then turned her back to me. “Wanna tie me down?”
Part of me wanted to know why she couldn’t do it herself, another part of me really didn’t care, and the third (typical red-blooded male) part of me rationalized, Cres, it’s a hot girl asking you to put her bikini on her, just do it. Although I didn’t see Sari as potential dating material, she was a damned attractive girl.
“Whatever,” I said, as if it didn’t matter to me. I spotted a dark red circle under her left arm. “What’s this?”
“Huh? Oh, that’s my birthmark.”
“It’s not very big.”
“Birthmarks don’t need to be big, Cres.” I finished tying off her top and then handed her quiver over to her. She reached into it and pulled a rubber band out of a pouch, then tied her hair into a ponytail. “Okay, ready to go?”
“I have been,” I said. “You’re the one who derailed us by going for a swim.”
She blew me a raspberry again. “Whatever,” she said, mocking my tone of voice from just a minute ago. I shook my head.
The nowhere little town that Sari described was actually pretty busy. People were milling about, children playing in the streets. That pharmacy that Sari had mentioned before had kids running in and out of it, with the owner chasing a few of them out for playing in the aisles. On the rooftops, there were men sitting in ballistas, aiming at the sky. This town was both enjoying a lazy Saturday and preparing for war at the same time.
I walked into the pharmacy. There were only three people inside aside from me, the woman who owned the place, a boy my age and a cute girl my age, who was sticking close to either the boy or the woman.
“Looking for anything in particular?” the woman asked.
“Just came in to buy a drink. Um… Quick question: Do you take Republic currency?”
She sighed. “We’ll take it, yes, but I’ll have to give you Imperial change. We don’t often get Republic money here.”
I grabbed a bottle of soda and brought it up to the counter. The girl was eyeing me, like she recognized me or something. I didn’t recognize her, but I’ve met a lot of girls in the past two months. Maybe I saw her at some point.
“This it? Nothing for your girlfriend out there?” the woman asked. She nodded toward Sari, who was standing outside, looking annoyed.
“She’s just a friend, and no.”
She walked over to the cooler I’d gotten my soda from and set another one down beside mine. “It’s on the house.” She also tossed on a couple of granola bars. “It’s a little rude to bring a girl like that along and not buy her something.”
“Thanks,” I said, with a slight bit of sarcasm.
I paid for the drinks and granola bars (even though she told me that Sari’s were free) and left the building. Sari gladly took her drink and snack and munched away at it loudly. I sighed. Some girls.
“Hey! Sarika!” I heard from somewhere. Sari and I both turned and I spotted this boy running toward us, a big smile on his face. My hand drifted to the hilt of my blade, because something about him didn’t feel right.
Sari didn’t look pleased to see him, either. She grabbed him by the collar and pulled him into an alley a few feet away. I followed her, after making a quick look around. Something told me he was being followed. “What are you doing here, Jaide?” she asked. “You got caught.”
“They let me out, for some reason.” He glanced over at me. “Who’s this guy?”
I was about to answer, but Sari cut me off. “He’s Cres. And he’s none of your business.”
Jaide raised his hands in a back off gesture. “Okay, okay. Good luck with this one,” he said, directing the line to me and pointing at Sari, “she can be pretty feisty.”
She rolled her eyes. “Whatever, you still didn’t answer my question.”
“Yeah, I did. They let me out.”
“No, they didn’t. The Imperial Guard [i]never[/i] just lets somebody go.” She drew her knife and put it to his neck. “Who’s got your leash?”
He pushed her away. “I got loose, okay? Nobody’s got their claws on me.” He readjusted his collar. “I really snuck away from them, okay?”
“And you just happened to come here?”
“We were gonna meet up here, remember? I took my chance that you’d still be here.”
I grabbed him by the collar this time and shoved him against the wall. “Why’d you shout to her in the middle of a crowded street if you weren’t trying to clue somebody in that she’s here? If you were alone, you would have come up on her quietly.”
“Dude, nobody can sneak up on this girl. She woulda gutted me if I’d tried.”
Sari let out a small groan. “Please. Your aftershave would have told me who you were right away.” She folded her arms under her breasts and stared him down. “But Cres is right. You’re not here because you wanted to catch up with me after escaping. How many of them, and where are they?”
“I’m telling you, nobody is following me. What do I gotta do to prove it to you?”
I watched him closely. There were things about him, things that I couldn’t tell if Sari was noticing. His eyes were darting back and forth, between me and her. There was sweat on his forehead, and his hand had moved to an empty sheath. He wasn’t carrying a sword, but I couldn’t tell if he had a knife.
I grabbed his arm and pulled his hand away from his sheath and slammed him against the wall. “What are you doing?” I demanded, never raising my voice but keeping it authoritative. Something hit the ground when he hit the wall. I knelt down and picked it up, a pocket knife. “Why were you getting this out?”
“I always have that out. It sits in a holder in my sleeve, you knocked it out when you slammed my hand against the wall!”
Sari kneed him in the crotch. His eyes bulged, his hands went to groin, and then he fell over, unconscious. “Pick him up.”
“What the hell did you do that for?!” I nearly shouted.
“This way, we can rent a room at the inn and question him there. The idea that people could be watching us out here is giving me the heebies.”
I sighed. Something told me today was gonna be a longer day than it already had been.
“Was that the kid from the pharmacy?” I asked, setting Jaide down on the bed. He’d been squirming a little in the bag, but that wasn’t anything another well-placed kick from Sari hadn’t cured. I considered asking her where she’d gotten the large burlap sack we’d stuffed him into, but decided against it. That quiver of her’s seemed to have more than just arrows in it.
“Looked like him. Maybe his mom’s pharmacy is just a part-time gig.” Sari shut the door and locked it. “Now, let him out of the bag.”
I untied the knot and pulled the bag off of Jaide, who was still mostly unconscious. He stirred a little, but didn’t wake up. “You’re not taking this too personally, are you?”
She glared at me. “You’d be taking this personally if your ex-partner ratted you out.”
“What’d ya steal that he’d actually turn you in for?”
She sat down on the other bed in the room. “We didn’t actually get anything. The job went bad.”
“Then what were you going after?”
“Fruit.”
“Seriously?”
“Look, I’m a thief, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have a heart, okay? Kepton’s a poverty trap, and the Imperial Guard were transporting crates of fruit through the town like it was some sort of show. Jaide and I were gonna steal the fruit and give it to the people.”
“Robin Hood would love you.”
She glared at me again. “Shut up, okay?”
I pulled some zip ties from my belt and tied Jaide’s wrists. “I didn’t mean it in a bad way. So why’s this Kepton place so bad?”
She relaxed, then cleared her throat. “Early in the war, the Empire was drafting people to fight. Anybody who wouldn’t go found their way to Kepton, which was outside Imperial territory. When the war got bad, and the Empire started annexing the rest of the continent, that meant Kepton fell under Imperial rule.” She looked toward the window. “Everybody who wouldn’t go to war was there. And once the Imperial Guard found out about it, they didn’t just drag the draft dodgers off to war, they torched the place.”
“How many died?”
She shrugged. “I dunno. Too many, as far as I’m concerned. Ever since then, Kepton’s been a shanty town, and treated like it’s one of the Empire’s greatest conquests.” She looked over at Jaide, then stood up, walked over to him, and grabbed him by the collar roughly, waking him up. “What did you tell them, Jaide? Did they let you go to get to me?”
He pushed her off using his shoulders. “They didn’t ‘let me go’, okay?!” He snapped the zip ties off. “I got away from them, and they weren’t Imperial Guard. I don’t know who they were, but they knew about you, about your… Abilities.”
I drew my blade and put it against his neck. “Did you tell them about her?”
“No! They already knew! ‘Lead us to Sarika’, they told me. I don’t even know how they knew your name.”
“I saw Imperial Guard snatch you, so how did these other guys get you?” Sari asked, moving my sword away from his throat.
“The Guard threw me on a train, and then these guys in swanky suits came into the car and started asking me questions. I swear, they looked like they crawled right out of a fancy party.”
“How’d you get loose?”
He sighed, then rubbed at the back of his neck. “One of the Guard came into the car with a meal for me, and I knocked his helmet off of him. After that, I just barely got away from some Royal Escorts. I don’t know when, but they moved me to a different train, coming from the Republic. I musta been out cold when they did it. When the train came to a stop - “
I cut him off. “The white dragon was attacking the train yard,” I finished.
“How’d you know?”
Sari answered, “Because Cres killed the Escorts that were chasing you.” She turned to me. “Looks like you didn’t do anything to piss them off.”
I ignored that. “You came straight to Endawa right after the depot was assaulted, didn’t you?” I asked Jaide.
He stood up from the bed. “Yeah. I took my chances that I might actually see Sarika here, and I waited. I haven’t even gotten any sleep, save for those times you knocked me out.”
Sari coughed out a laugh. “If you’d walked the tracks a couple hours later, I’dda tried to rob you instead of Cres.” She pulled some more zip ties off of my belt. “I’m gonna tie you up again, and we’re gonna leave you here.” I saw something out the window. I moved over to the window and saw several of those Royal Escorts. Who had they followed? Me or Jaide? “We’ll send somebody in to find you, and you tell ‘em we left for the Republic, got that?”
“Too late,” I said, “we’ve got company.”
“What?”
“Escorts. Seven of them. At least.”
“Were they following you?” Sari asked Jaide.
“I don’t see how!” he shouted.
I picked up Sari’s quiver and bow and handed them to her, then pulled my knife and cut the ties off of Jaide’s wrists. I handed him the knife. “If I find that in either me or Sari, your head will be in a very small box.”
They gave us no trouble until we reached the front door. I looked around for the kid from the pharmacy, but there wasn’t anybody here. There were only six rooms in the place, it wasn’t really big enough to hide in. Jaide was right behind me, and Sari behind him, ready to loose as many arrows as she needed to.
The idea that these Royal Escort guys were here for Sari had crossed my mind more than once in the three minutes it took to get from the room to the front door. Somebody had wanted Jaide to tell them where she was, whether that was because of what they’d done in Kepton or maybe even because of what she could do, I didn’t know or care. I hadn’t known her long, but I was still going to protect her from being captured by the Empire.
The streets were empty now, almost as if everyone had been ordered back into their homes. The very idea of this made me uneasy. I motioned for Jaide and Sari not to move, then slipped my blade back into the sheath. I stepped out into the street slowly, carefully. I looked up and down the street and watched as the Escorts moved into position on the rooftops ahead of me.
I looked back at the inn and saw that Sari had moved into position, just like I told her. She had come up behind the Escort on the roof of the inn and impaled him with an arrow from behind. Clearly these guys didn’t know the concept of body armor. The Escort she killed made no sound, so the others didn’t know what had happened, because they all trained their bows on me.
I motioned for Jaide to join me, then grabbed him by his shaggy yellow hair. “Lookin’ for him?” I shouted. “He’s with me. You want him, you gotta go through me.”
One of the Escorts jumped from his vantage point and drew a sword. “We’re here for Sarika.”
“What do you want with her?”
“That’s not of your concern.”
“Shame. Damn shame.” I tilted my head to the right, and an arrow flew right into the Escort’s covered face. I pushed Jaide back toward the inn just as several arrows from their side were loosed on us. I made my way to the Escort’s body and relieved him of his bow and quiver of arrows. I wasn’t as good a shot as Sari, but I was manageable.
I didn’t stop moving. I sprinted for a storefront about six doors down from the inn. I didn’t even realize it was the pharmacy until I broke through the window at the front. That girl was there, but otherwise the place was completely devoid of people. I motioned for her to keep quiet, then I drew my procured bow back and loosed an arrow at one of the Escorts at about the same time one of Sari’s arrows hit him.
I had no view of Jaide or Sari, though every now and again, I could see an arrow hit near an Escort. I couldn’t tell if she was missing on purpose or because she was constantly moving. The Escorts were moving, too, which suggested to me that neither side was really capable of hitting the other right now. I drew another arrow and took aim at an Escort that landed on the ground in front of the pharmacy. He drew his bow and fired an arrow at me, but I dodged it. I was about to shoot him, but Jaide jumped on him and blood flew from the man’s chest.
I turned back to the pharmacy girl and asked, “You got a ladder to the roof?”
She shrugged. “I dunno. Today’s my first day.”
Shit… I hopped over the broken windowsill and ran out to Jaide, who was still tearing the Escort to shreds. None of the remaining Escorts were focused on us, which told me they must have cornered Sari. I grabbed his shoulder. “Hey!” I whispered, “C’mon!” He turned from the body he was mutilating and I almost didn’t think I was looking at Jaide for a moment. His face was less human and more wolf-like, and his hands had grown razor-sharp claws. “What the hell?!”
He pushed my hand away from him and stood up. “You never asked,” he said. “Where’s Sarika?”
“What the hell are you?”
“Ask when we’re not fighting Royal Escorts, and I’ll tell ya.”
I sighed. “Fine. Now, let’s go find Sari and get the hell outta town.”
Almost as if on cue, Sari screamed. We both looked in the direction of the scream, and I saw someone dressed in Escort clothing falling from the building across the street from the pharmacy. I didn’t think, I simply ran, and dove to catch her before she hit the ground. There was an arrow sticking through her leg, blood flowing freely. I looked up at the roof of the building and saw a single Escort looking down at us, and then several more joined him.
I’d seen seven before. I’d severely underestimated the number.
I ripped the arrow from Sari’s leg, causing her to cry out in pain, then I turned to Jaide. “Think you can distract ‘em?”
He rubbed at his cheek. “Gladly. Get her outta here.” I nodded.
I moved, sprinting off in the direction opposite from where the Escort’s were. I heard the sounds of fighting, and knew almost instantly that they were going to make it as slow and painful for Jaide as they could. I’d treated him like shit, and now I was indebted to him. Dammit, the irony.
I came to the edge of town, literally. It was a cliff, and down below was nothing but water. Sari was unconscious, so I couldn’t ask her if she was ready for a swim. I took a deep breath, and then an arrow clipped me across my left cheek. I felt blood seeping from the wound, and my decision was made. I jumped, and braced myself for the inevitable landing.
The water was cold, and painful when I landed. I kept hold of Sari, but it was difficult. This fall would have woken me from the dead, but she was still out cold. I envied her. The current was strong, and nearly split us apart more than once, but I held her tightly. I tried to swim against the current, into neutral territory, but in the end I couldn’t.
I lost consciousness as I watched the Escorts reach the cliff, one of them carrying Jaide over his shoulders.
And I thought the last chapter took awhile to finish...
Chapter Five - The Next Day
I swept up some glass and dumped it into the waste basket that Sharena had brought over to me. The glass replacement workers were busy putting in the new window. I sighed. Me a couple days ago, those guys yesterday, what would happen next? The only good thing about this whole thing was that nobody seemed to care about ‘that dragon that Kineas was hiding’ anymore. Nobody was really paying any attention to me, anyway, but at least some people might not connect ‘Riley the dragon’ to ‘Riley the teenage girl’ now.
Those Royal Escorts (as Kenny had called them) had left with their prisoner shortly after they lost the other guy. I was just happy that they didn’t ask me any questions. I wouldn’t even be able to answer the questions I’d heard them ask Sharena. For whatever reason, they seemed to believe that Sharena might know who the three suspects were.
“Riley,” Sharena called from the checkout counter. I propped my broom up against the wall by the front door and picked up the waste basket. I wanted to dump it into the trash can out back. “How’s your reading coming?”
“It’s been two days.”
“And?”
I grabbed a pill bottle from the shelf closest to me. “I can read hydro, and the rest is gibberish.”
“Has Kineas taught you how to spell your name yet?”
I nodded. “I’m doing pretty good with the alphabet, yeah.”
“Good. There’s a man out back with a shipment of medicine, can you go sign for it?”
I nodded again. “Yeah.”
“You’re doing pretty good after two days.”
I smiled. “Thanks.” I walked to the back door and reached into my pocket for the keys. The short one was the house key, the long one was the prescription cabinet key, the medium one was the back door key. I was grateful Sharena only gave me three keys to deal with. I set the waste basket down beside me and noticed - almost stupidly - that there actually was a ladder to the roof. I guess if I’d known that the night before, things would have happened differently with that one guy.
I sighed. He looked so familiar. I couldn’t figure out where I recognized him from. I shook my head and tried to focus on something else. I needed to sign for some medicine. That was all I needed to focus on.
I unlocked and opened the door, and Kenny was standing there, talking to the guy who had brought in the medicine. Kenny looked like he was having a great time talking. “Oh, here she is,” he said, turning his attention from the medicine guy to me. “Ortzi, here’s my sister, Riley.”
“Your mom adopt her, or something?” Ortzi asked. He looked a little older than Kenny, though somewhat thinner. He was taller than Kenny, most definitely. “Nice to meet you,” he said to me, slightly bowing. Sharena had told me that some men bow to women, whether they’re royalty or not. I hadn’t met any yet, save for this guy.
“Nice to meet you, too,” I said, trying my best not to sound surprised or anything. “I’m supposed to sign something?”
He shook his head. “Kenny took care of that. Don’t worry.” He picked up a box sitting on the ground beside him and passed it over to me. “Don’t drop it, it’s kinda heavy.”
“I can tell,” I said, after nearly dropping the box. “What’s in here, anyway?”
“Lots and lots of breast enhancement cream.”
I wanted to ask why anyone would want to have bigger breasts, but something told me this was a human culture thing that I’d just have to learn as time went by. Another question I wanted to ask is why a pharmacy would carry breast enhancement cream, but we had so many different kinds of potato chips that it was easy to understand somebody wanting it. I wondered if there was breast reduction cream, because that would help me in every way.
“Where are you from, Riley?” Ortzi asked.
“Oh, uh… Eberson. It’s out in the neutral territories. Kenny’s dad was there, dragon hunting, and he adopted me and put me on a train here. I was gonna get kicked out on my own a couple days later, because the orphanage doesn’t keep most people past their seventeenth birthday.” That was starting to become second nature, and I’d only told three people before Ortzi.
“How long ago was that?”
“I got into town a couple days ago.”
“Huh. Cool. How do you like it?”
I smiled. “It’s nice having a family, even if it’s an adopted one.”
Kenny walked over to the door and opened it for me. “Sharena’s probably waiting to stock that stuff. Tell her I’ll be back inside in a few minutes.”
It almost felt like he was trying to force me away from him and Ortzi. “Um, okay. Nice to meet you, Ortzi,” I said, smiling a little.
I walked back inside and set the box down by the door to the store floor, where Sharena had made a square out of tape for me to know where the ‘stock check area’ was. She was being extremely patient with me, considering she was used to Kenny helping her out, and he knew where everything was.
I walked out onto the store floor and saw that the store was empty. No customers, no Sharena, not even the guys replacing the window up front. I sat down at the chair beside the door to the back room and grabbed the one of the books that I was using to practice reading. They were children's’ books, but I didn’t mind. If I didn’t start somewhere, I’d never know how to read. I was getting to the point where I could read about half of the words on the page, and the pictures sort of helped me figure out the rest.
“Excuse me,” a voice said from in front of me. They surprised me, whoever they were, and I nearly dropped my book. I set the book down and saw a man who looked vaguely familiar. “I’m here to pick up my prescription.”
It took me a second, but it was his voice I recognized. This was the man who had stabbed me in the hand the other day. I made sure my scarred hand wasn’t visible to him, for fear that he might connect me to, well, me. “Hello, sir,” I said, hoping my nervousness didn’t shine through. “Um… There’s a slight problem there.”
“What’s that, is my prescription not in?”
“That’s kinda the problem. I don’t know. I’m new here, and I only just started learning how to read.”
“And Sharena put you in charge of watching over the pharmacy? Is Kineas here?”
“He was out back, talking to a friend.”
“Well. We’re in a bit of a bind young, um… I never got your name.”
“Riley.”
“That’s an interesting name for a girl. Pretty name. Kineas has a cousin by that name, are you her?”
“No, Kenny’s cousin was a boy, and he died. I’m his sister, his - our - dad just adopted me last week, and I just got here a couple days ago.”
“Hrm,” he mumbled. “Well, I’ll check back later today to see if Sharena’s back in. Thanks, Riley.”
I let out a breath I didn’t know I’d been holding in. I couldn’t tell if he was suspicious of me or not, but I was glad he was gone. I nearly collapsed back into my chair and felt the relief wash over me. I had to get used to him, though, otherwise he might figure me out later, if he hadn’t yet.
I was about to grab my book again, but I nearly fell out of my chair when Kenny said, “I don’t think Ortzi believed you.” He looked down at me and asked, “What?”
“Don’t just sneak up on me like that!”
He chuckled. “Sorry. I didn’t know it was possible to sneak up on a dragon.”
“For one, I’m not a dragon at the moment, I’m no different from any other human. Two, you’re not supposed to say that out loud. And three, dragons get snuck up on all the time, or at least I did.”
He nodded. “Oh. Why are you so jumpy right now, anyway?”
“You remember the guy who stabbed me in the hand?”
“Torkel?”
“His name is Torkel?”
“From what Sharena tells me, he was mocked when he was younger.”
“Well, he was here to pick up a prescription.”
“It’s not due in until tomorrow.”
“He seemed to think it was due today.”
“Huh. Sharena told him last week it’d be in tomorrow.”
“You’re not putting me at ease.”
“Whaddya mean?”
“I couldn’t tell if he recognized me or not.”
“You mean if he somehow connected the awkward and cute five foot seven girl to the roughly seven foot tall dragon that he stabbed in the hand?” When he said it, it sounded stupid that I’d even be nervous about the guy recognizing me, but I still couldn’t help it. “Did he see your scar?”
I shook my head. “I kept my hand under the counter.”
“Even so, Sharena’s potion made it look old, so even if he does connect you to you, he’s gonna havta come up with some reason to justify that scar looking like it does.”
“It’s already common enough that people think dragons heal faster than humans, so I don’t think it’d be too much of a stretch for him.”
Kenny hopped over the counter and walked over to the door. “I don’t think you’re in any trouble. When Dad gets back, he’ll back your story, and then everybody will believe it, it’s that simple.”
“You say that like you expect him any day.”
“I do, actually. Dad pops in randomly, runs the inn for a couple days, then hands it right back to me.” He flipped the OPEN sign to CLOSED and locked the door. “Now, c’mon, let’s get home.”
I was confused. “Doesn’t the sign say we’re open from eight to six?”
“You mean you still can’t read it?”
I shook my head. “No, I mean, why are we closing early?”
“Oh, because it’s dinner time and Sharena wants us back home.”
I sighed. Being a human was still gonna take getting used to.
“Nobody thinks Sharena’s weird for living in the woods?” I asked, trying to ignore the creature that was doing its best to annoy me. It was… Odd. About the size of a house cat, with a similar face, but instead of fur, it was covered in feathers.
“Oh, yeah, I forgot that we haven’t told you that yet.”
The feather cat was rubbing up against my leg. “What?”
“Technically, we don’t live in the woods.”
“Then why are walking home in the woods?” That cat was desperately trying to make me pick it up.
“I like the walk. You mean you’ve never noticed that there’s a house just down the road from Dad’s inn?”
“Not really.”
“That’s the house.”
“We walk home in the woods when we live a block and a half away from the pharmacy?”
“I told you, I like the walk.” It looked as if he noticed the cat-thing following me. “What is that and why does it seem to like you so much?”
“I don’t know. I’ve never seen anything like this before.” I knelt down and the cat stopped rubbing up against me, and instead just looked up at me. I reached out to pat it on the head, but it swatted my hand away. I tried again, slower, and this time it let me touch it before putting its paw on my arm. “I’m not gonna hurt you.”
And to my surprise, it said, “I know.”
I fell backwards, landing roughly on a pile of sticks. “Did you just talk?!” I screamed.
It glared at me. “That’s a cheeky thing for a dragon to say.”
Fear gripped me. “You know what I am?!”
It nodded. “Of course I do. I wouldn’t be much use to you if I didn’t.”
“What… What are you?”
“I suggest we continue this conversation elsewhere.” It licked its paw for a second. “It’s dirty out here.”
I raised an eyebrow. “You can’t even tell me what you are?”
“I’ll tell you when we’re inside.”
I looked up at Kenny, who shrugged. “It wants to go inside, I guess we go inside.”
I sighed. “Fine. We’ll go inside.”
“You two are a little late,” Sharena said, pulling an apron off. She looked like she’d just finished cooking something, so despite my concern over the feather cat that I was carrying into the house, I was a ready for food. Sharena was a very good cook. “You didn’t get lost on your way home, did you?”
“No, Riley just found a talking cat,” Kenny answered.
She looked at the cat in my arms and looked about as confused as I felt about it. “That’s… Do you even know what you’re holding onto there?”
I asked, “You mean, other than a feathered cat that talks?”
“A creature like this hasn’t been seen - Did you say ‘talks’?”
The cat answered for me. “She did.”
“You’re not actually the creature that you look like, are you?”
It shook its head. “No. I’m one of the conduits.”
“Riley, set it down.” I did as I was asked and set it on the counter. It sat there, cleaning itself like a cat would do. “Who are you here for?”
It stopped cleaning itself for a moment to look over its shoulder at me, then turned back to Sharena. “Your daughter.”
I pointed at myself, like an idiot. “Me?”
“She’s powerful, even more so than most.”
I repeated, “Me?”
Sharena ignored me. “You’re aware that she’s a dragon, correct? Dragons are on the lowest end of the magic spectrum.”
I asked, “Didn’t you tell me I had a lot of mana in me?”
Again, I was ignored. “There’s something special about her,” the cat said, “hence why I was sent to this plane of existence.”
“Do you have a name?” Sharena asked.
It shook its head. “No. Name me if you wish.”
She looked over at me. “Riley, since he’s your conduit, do you want to name him?”
I practically shouted. “Why isn’t anybody paying attention to me?!” Everyone - the cat included - was looking at me like I was nuts. Kenny looked like he was about to burst into laughter, and I really couldn’t blame him. “Now, when I got here, you - “ I pointed at Sharena, “ - told me that everybody has mana, but not everybody has enough for it to matter. You explicitly told me that I had a lot of mana. Now it’s like only certain people have mana at all, and that it’s even rarer to find a dragon that has mana.” I paused to take a short breath, then once again shouted, “Explain this stuff to me! This time, Kenny did burst into laughter.
Sharena sat down on the couch, and I sat down beside her. The cat jumped up on my lap and curled up. It felt weird, but I’d never had another animal sit in my lap when I was a dragon.
“I understand your confusion,” she said, starting the conversation, “yes, everyone on the planet has mana, and yes it’s mostly related to whether or not your body houses enough mana that makes you a true magic user. The difference is that most of the magic users out there aren’t mages. A mage can conjure the dead, summon forth mythical beasts and everything a simple sorceress like me can’t do. I deal mostly with potions and common spells, like making the house seem like it’s in the forest rather than a block and a half away from Irvine’s inn.”
I asked, “How come nobody mentioned that to me earlier?”
“You never asked, sweetie.” She put on a warm smile. “Dragons are similar to sorcerers and sorceresses, and even before the white dragon appeared, there weren’t too many who actually practiced magic. It’s a little difficult for some dragons to mix potions, y’know, and so they mainly stick to common spells.” She pointed to the cat. “He is the difference between sorcerer and mage. And only one dragon has had a conduit, an ancient dragon that was rumored not to have any descendants. Since the ability to become a mage is passed on from one generation to the next, then that would mean you are a descendant of that dragon.”
“Okay, so I’m descendant of the only mage dragon, and I’m powerful enough in magic that I can do… What, exactly?”
“Pretty much anything,” the cat answered. “And I’m the proof of that.”
I turned back to Sharena. “So, why does a mage need a conduit?”
She patted the cat on the head. “A conduit is your connection to pure mana. Mana that common people have access to is filtered through the world’s conduit, and intentionally made weaker.”
“The world has a conduit?”
“The world is a living being as well, Riley. Mana is what keeps it together and what gives life to all of its beings. That’s why everyone and everything has mana within it. Pure mana, on the other hand, can kill someone who tries to access it without a conduit.”
“So, there are ways?”
“Dangerous ways. Deadly ways. To tap into pure mana without a conduit, you’d need to use a spell that few have ever been able to find, let alone wield appropriately.”
I looked down at the cat. “If you hadn’t shown up, how would I have known I could tap into pure mana?”
It licked at its paw. “Perhaps you would have destroyed a city, or a country. The world’s conduit creates beings like me when it feels a creature capable of pure mana manipulation has been born.”
“I’m seventeen. So, shouldn’t you have shown up seventeen years ago?”
“Humans need to come of age before their conduit is born. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s the same with dragons.” It curled up again. “But so few dragons have been capable of mage power, so I don’t know.”
“The question,” Sharena said as she stood up, “is this: Is Riley capable of dragon level power or human level power?”
“Is there a difference?” I asked.
“That dragon that you’re potentially a descendant of? Rumors exist that it shaped the continents. If your mana is decided by your being a dragon, there might not be a limit to what you can do.”
I gulped. Loudly.
I laid on my bed, the cat sleeping by my head. He was a quiet sleeper, unlike Kenny, who I often heard snoring through the walls. I sighed. So, I was a mage, or, I could be a mage. And a very powerful one, too. That concerned me. What if I couldn’t control my own magical power? What if I ended up hurting the people I cared about?
“Who do you care about?” the cat asked. I looked over at him, and he looked as if he hadn’t been sleeping beside me.
“What?”
“I’m asking the question. Who do you care about? Until a few days ago, you were a dragon that flew place to place and hadn’t even seen your first adoptive family for years.”
“Sharena and Kenny are my family now, so I care about them.”
“Why?”
“Whaddya mean why? Kenny gave me shelter when I needed to sleep, and Sharena’s hiding me and treating me like her daughter, why wouldn’t I care about them?”
“If it wasn’t for Kenny, you wouldn’t have been found the other day.”
“If it wasn’t for Kenny, I’d have died the other day. I would have flown until I couldn’t fly anymore, and I would have fallen unconscious - not to mention out of the sky - and some people would have killed me.” I sat up. “I’m just in hiding, I’m not dead. I don’t care if I have to be a human to survive, I’m happy I’m alive and because of that, I care about Kenny and Sharena.” I leaned closer to him. “Is it really that hard to understand?”
He just sat there, staring at me, then said, “Mithra.”
“What?”
He nodded toward the comic book that was sitting on the night stand. “That character there. According to the cover, his name is Mithra. I like it.”
I sighed. “I still don’t have reading one hundred percent down, y’know?”
“You can’t read?”
“I’m getting better, every few words is okay.” I laid back down. “Wait a second.” I turned to look at him again. “You knew I was a dragon but ya didn’t know I couldn’t read?”
“Just because I know everything about you doesn’t mean I know everything about you.”
Chapter Six - The Beach
Water. All I saw. All I heard. All I smelled. All I felt. All I tasted. It filled my mouth, my nostrils, my ears. If not for the fact that I knew I still had a mouth, nostrils and ears, I would have sworn I’d died and been reincarnated as water.
I surfaced and spat out some water, then tried to orient myself to swim. The current was almost stronger here than it had been when I’d jumped off the cliff. I looked around and tried to find Sari, but she wasn’t anywhere near me. I tried to swim again, but it was difficult. It was like the water was… Guiding me. I stopped trying to swim and concentrated solely on keeping my head above water, and it was almost as if the current slowed.
No, it wasn’t my imagination, the current had slowed. I was able to wade through the water now, and made my way toward what looked like the beach. It was deserted, but I needed land. I made it to the beach, crawled out of the water and collapsed. Every part of me ached.
I stared up at the sun above me, and watched as it arched across the sky. The moon replaced it, then there was someone standing over me.
“Sari!” I coughed out, my mouth drier than it should have been, considering I’d crawled out of the ocean. I grabbed at her, and then realized it wasn’t Sari at all, it was a completely different girl, somewhat taller, with scruffy green hair.
“What are you sorry about?” the girl asked.
I let go of her and backed away. “No,” I said, feeling like sand was falling out of my mouth. “Sari is my friend, we jumped into the ocean to get away from people trying to kill us. Is she around here?”
The girl shook her head. “I haven’t seen her.”
“Who are… Who are you?”
She shook her head again. “I don’t really have a name. I live here, I grew up here.”
“Here?” I looked around at the beach. It seemed to go on as far as the eye could see. “There’s nothing here.”
She nodded. “I know. It gets pretty lonely here. I don’t get to talk to anybody.” She rubbed at her arm. “How long are you gonna stay here?”
“I don’t know. I don’t see any way to go. And Sari might wash up here, like I did. I don’t want to leave her.”
“You like her?”
Suddenly, I felt slightly embarrassed. “Not… Not in the romantic sense, if ya get what I mean.”
“Do you hate her?”
“What? No. What? She’s my friend. She’s looking to kill the white dragon, and I want to do the same.”
“What’s the white dragon?”
“You’ve never heard of the white dragon?”
She shook her head. “I’ve lived here my whole life, surviving on salt water and dead fish.”
I sighed. This wasn’t gonna get me anywhere. A sheltered life didn’t even begin to explain this girl. I sat down on the beach and looked out at the ocean. “So you’ve never met anyone who mentioned the white dragon?”
She shook her head again. “No. I haven’t seen anybody in a few years. Nobody comes to the beach anymore.”
“How do you stand it?”
She sat down beside me and rested her head on my shoulder. It felt weird, but not entirely unpleasant. “I always knew somebody would show up again. So I’ve just kept waiting.” She put her arm around my waist. “I’m glad I was right.”
I had gone at least seven miles along the beach, and it didn’t seem to end. Sari was nowhere to be found, but I had so much more of the beach to travel, I could only hope I found her before she decided to leave without me. The beach seemed unnatural, like there was someone beside me at all times, despite the fact that the girl had fallen asleep a little while ago.
I was starting to get weak. I fell forward, then rolled over onto my back. The night sky was clear enough to see most of the constellations. It looked peaceful, quiet. I heard the ocean crashing into the beach, and I almost wanted to fall asleep. I felt my eyelids slowly closing, and relief began to wash over me.
I forced myself to open my eyes. I couldn’t sleep. Had to find Sari. I threw her into the water while she was barely conscious, if she died, it’d be on me. I got back to my feet and continued on my path toward the opposite end of the beach. The place had to end somewhere.
I continued to walk, and walk, and walk. For hours, I walked, and still I found nothing. No sign of anyone or anything, not even a shack somewhere. The only things on the beach were me and the girl who claimed she lived here. I turned around and made my way back to where I’d come from. Maybe if the beach didn’t end one direction, it would end the other.
“Where are you going?” the girl asked. When had she come up behind me? I’d never heard or seen her. I turned and saw she didn’t look happy, but actually looked concerned. “Weren’t you at least gonna say goodbye before you left?”
I shook my head. “I’m not leaving. I’m looking for my friend, she should have washed up here by now.”
“Oh, you mean that Sari girl you were talking about? I know where she is.”
“You do? But before you said - “
She cut me off. “That was before. She washed up while you were sleeping before.” She giggled. “You don’t expect me to just spend time around you, do you?”
I sighed. It was no use asking her anything else, she’d just give me more vague answers. “Is she okay?”
The girl nodded. “She’s a little weak from all her wounds and can’t get up, but otherwise, she’s okay.”
Sari was groaning a little when the girl led me to her, obviously in some serious pain. At some point in time, the girl had set up a tent, with some small cot that looked like it had just been bought somewhere. “Why’d ya havta drop me like that?” she asked, then coughed. “Swimming doesn’t come easy to me, y’know.”
“Actually, I didn’t drop you and I didn’t know you couldn’t swim.” I sat down beside her. The other girl was busy picking up seashells on the beach. “How you doing?”
“I’m sore,” it was an obvious lie, but I was glad that she could at least pretend to be okay, “but that’s it. You?”
“I’ve had a splitting headache since I washed up, but that’s about it.” I sat down beside her. “Sorry about what happened in that town.”
She shook her head. “It’s not your fault, Cres. So, where we go now?”
“I’m not sure. We need to rest up, first, especially you. After that, maybe that girl can give us directions to the next town, or something.”
Sari sat up, winced, and then laid back down again. The current must have screwed her up worse than I thought. “Does she seem kinda odd to you?”
“She grew up here, she said. Doesn’t even have a name.”
“Huh? Yeah she does, her name’s Kalena.”
“She told me she didn’t have a name.”
Sari shrugged. “Well, she grew a name sometime between when you washed up and when I did.” She coughed a little. “It’s not like I named her, or anything. Maybe she heard it somewhere before we showed up and decided she liked it.”
I rubbed at my chin. The girl had had plenty of time to tell me she had a name now, and she still hadn’t. Something was just weird about her. I stood up and left the tent to find Kalena, wherever she was.
She was sitting at the edge of the beach, her legs in the water and her arms keeping her from falling back. The sun was starting to set on the horizon, and the water looked an almost mind-entrancing shade of orange. I walked over to her and sat down beside her, but I couldn’t tell if she even noticed me. Her eyes were closed, and she sounded like she was humming.
“Kalena?” I asked. She didn’t respond, which made me wonder if she even heard me in the first place. “Kalena?” I repeated, just a little louder.
“Shh.” She raised her index finger. “Can you hear it?”
“What?”
“The water.”
“It’s just water, it’s not a living creature.”
She looked at me as if she’d just been told the sun will never shine again. “How can you say that? Water grants life, Cres. If it weren’t for water, none of us would be here.”
“Yeah, I get that, but my point is that the only sound it makes is that of ocean hitting the - “ Why it hadn’t hit me sooner, I didn’t know. “I never told you my name.”
“Huh?”
“You just called me Cres, but I never told you that was my name. And Sari only said my name after you were out of the tent.”
Kalena looked nervous, frightened even. She stood up and backed away from me. “I… I’m sorry…” She turned and ran, faster than she should have been able to on the beach.
I stood and watched as she retreated into the horizon, then sighed. This was getting weirder than I wanted it to be. I turned back toward the sunset and saw that the sun had been completely replaced by a moon far larger than it should have appeared. That was when it hit me that it had been nightfall when Kalena told me Sari was here, and the sun was beginning to rise when we’d gotten to the tent.
Whatever was going on here, Kalena was the center of it.
“So what do you think is going on?” Sari asked as I checked the bandage on her leg. Kalena may have been a little strange, but at least she knew how to bandage a wound. “I’ve met magic users with potions that create illusions, y’know.”
I finished my inspection. “I imagine you stole said potions from said magic users?”
“No. That was how they got away from me without losing a single coin.”
I coughed out a laugh. “Right.” I stood up and walked over to the edge of the tent. “You didn’t tell her my name, did you?”
Sari shook her head. “No, I washed up, she brought me to this tent, wrapped my leg, told me her name and then said she was gonna go get someone. I didn’t know it’d be you.”
“I’ve never heard of an actual mind reader before, though I’ve heard stories. Maybe that’s what she is.”
“Be careful, if she is. We’re partners, y’know, so I don’t want you getting hurt or anything.”
I nodded. “Yeah, right.”
I wandered the length of the beach, hoping to find Kalena somewhere nearby. Just as I’d noticed before, there seemed to be no end to it, and that made me consider the possibility that this was all an illusion even more. Miles upon miles upon miles of beach, as far as the eye could see, and I didn’t think I saw anywhere near this much beach before I passed out in the water. Was Kalena doing this on purpose, or was something else going on?
I kept my blade ready, on the off chance that I’d have to fight someone or something. I didn’t want to hurt or scare Kalena, but if this wasn’t her doing and something worse was hiding somewhere, I needed to be on my guard.
I watched the sun pass again, just another day or night or whenever it really was. Had the time truly passed at all while I was here? It felt like I’d been here for days, but at the same time, I didn’t feel like I’d experienced full days here.
I heard something, I couldn’t quite tell what it was. I stopped and looked around, then listened for a moment. Crying? Was I hearing crying? “Kalena?” I called. If she was the one crying, then I could get answers. My hand drifted to the hilt of my sword. “Kalena, I need to talk to you.”
“Go away!” she shouted from wherever she was. I still couldn’t see her.
“Please, I need to know what’s going on here. How did you know my name?”
“I said leave!”
“Can we leave? Where even are we, Kalena?”
“This isn’t want I wanted…” she said, her angered tone replaced by depression. “I just wanted…”
I knelt down and closed my eyes. Maybe if she thought I wasn’t looking, she’d show herself. “What did you want?”
Something gripped my neck. I opened my eyes and saw Kalena, her eyes bloodshot and full of hate. Her hands were around my neck, but that wasn’t what it felt like, it felt like sand was grabbing me. I struggled to grab my sword, but something blocked me, something that felt like more sand. I struggled to take my eyes off her face, but I had to see what was stopping me from pulling out my sword. There was nothing there! I felt the sand, but there was nothing but air.
My vision was starting to double, and it was getting hard to breathe. I grabbed Kalena’s arms and tried to pull her off of me. Even her skin felt like sand, and I kept losing my grip on her. My eyes started to cloud over a little bit, everything blurred into pure white.
I had no concept of waking up, suddenly my eyes were open and I was sitting up. I just added it among the many weird things that were happening on this stupid beach and took in my surroundings. I was sitting in a cave that looked out on the beach, probably a quarter mile above it. I stood up and walked to the edge and looked down on the beach, but I recognized no landmarks.
There was a sound behind me, a fire. I turned around and saw Sari and Kalena, Sari asleep and Kalena just sitting there, looking depressed. Both of them were wrapped up in blankets, but Kalena was reaching out to the small campfire she had going. Sari looked like she’d been brought there and set down, then covered with the blanket.
I drew my blade and cautiously walked toward them. Kalena’s eyes flicked toward me, then returned to looking at the fire. “You’re not really holding that,” she said, a sombre tone to her voice.
“What?”
“You and Sari both already figured out that none of this is real, it’s not like it’s hard to figure out.”
I lifted the sword and looked at it in my hands. It felt real, it looked real, but according to her, I wasn’t holding it at all. That couldn’t be right, even if none of this was real.
“Your mind fills those details in,” she said, and that cemented my belief that she was a mind reader. “You know what holding your sword feels like, so your mind tells your hand that you feel your sword.”
“What am I actually holding?”
She stood up and drew the blanket tight around her. “Your dick, for all I care, it doesn’t really matter.”
“What are you talking about?”
She sighed. “Why are the cute ones so dumb? I’m not real, this cave isn’t real, the beach isn’t real.”
“So I’m hallucinating?”
She shook her head. “No. You’re experiencing this, but it’s not real. Same with Sari. You’re both laying on the real beach, completely unconscious, just like you have been for the last few hours.”
“Hours? That’s all this has been?”
“Time passes differently in your head than it does in my world.”
“And what is your world? Why is it nothing but a beach?”
“My world is all I know. I wasn’t lying when I said I’d never left the beach. I am the beach.”
Kalena slept against the cave wall. It was the first time I’d seen her sleep in the days - hours - that I’d been there. After dropping her bombshell, she’d sat down next to Sari and went right to sleep, leaving me alone with my thoughts - which I guess was all that this place really was anyway.
I held my hand out toward the fire. I felt warmth, real warmth. Could some mystical beach cause that? And if it could, how would we leave? Everything looked and felt real, so how would I know whether or not I’d left this weird beach world?
I stood up and walked over to the entrance to the cave. There were some natural steps leading from the cave to the beach, which made it easier to go back there. I wandered the sandy shore for some time, or no time, depending on which perspective I was thinking of at any given time. This place was weirder than it had any reason to be.
I found a rock on the ground, the first one I’d ever seen on the beach. I picked it up, felt its weight. It was only the size of a small fist, but it weighed significantly more. I turned it over in my hands, then positioned myself to throw it, but then I felt sand grip my hand.
“Don’t,” Kalena said, taking the rock from my hand and playing with it, almost as if it had no weight at all to her. Then again, considering she was supposedly the whole beach, that shouldn’t surprise me. Everything about this place surprised me, though. “Throw this out there, and I’ll never remember you.”
“What are you talking about?”
She touched my forehead. “You keep all your memories here.” She touched the rock. “I keep all of mine here.”
“That’s the only rock I’ve seen since I’ve been here.”
“That’s because I can choose what I want to keep and what I want to remain vague.” She waved her hand and the sand shot upward, taking the shape of an abnormally large sand castle, complete with giant yellow flag sticking out of the top of each tower. “Somebody used to live in one of these. I don’t know who, and if I did, the odds are good they haven’t been here recently.”
“They used to live in a sand castle?” I asked.
She scowled at me. “No, stupidhead. They used to live in a real castle, and that’s my point.” She waved her hand and the castle disintegrated, every grain of sand dropping to the ground in an instant. She waved her hand again after touching the rock, and the sand once again raised upward, this time in the form of my house. Unlike the sand castle, the house wasn’t just some poor construct that looked like it was made of sand. If I hadn’t seen it created myself, I’d think somebody transplanted my house to the beach. “If I didn’t have this rock, your house would just be sand in the shape of a house, like that castle was.”
I walked up to the house and touched it, felt it under my hand. “It feels real…”
Kalena walked up to me and put her own hand on the house. “Because you remember how it feels. It feels real to me, too, but only because you remember how it feels.” She held up the rock again.
“You mean all of my memories are in that rock?”
“Every last one. From the day you were born to the day the white dragon destroyed your home to just a few days ago when you met that girl.” Suddenly, Kalena morphed, into the spitting image of the girl from the drugstore. “Something in your mind connected her to another memory, but I can’t tell which one or why.”
“How do you do all this?”
She changed back to her ‘normal’ form, or at least the form that I was used to. “Near as I can remember, I was born at least seven centuries ago, from the memories of a young girl named Kalena.”
“So that name didn’t come from nowhere?”
She shook her head. “No, it can just take me awhile to remember it. She died here, on the beach, when her father beat her to death. As her body deteriorated over time, her soul sank deeper and deeper into the stand, and made me.” She sat down against the wall of my house. “All I remember is the pain, the horror that Kalena felt. I don’t remember her mother, or any bright parts of her life, and every time I try, it just makes the pain hurt more.”
I held out my hand for the rock, and she gave it to me. “Why is mine the only one here?”
“Because of your sister. Your memories of Circi are so pleasant, and so pure. They’re the happiest things you hold on to.”
I knelt down beside her. “And you want memories like that, too.”
“I do. It would make this place a little more bearable.” She slipped her hand through the sand. “There haven’t been people here in over a hundred years, all because of the reputation the beach… that I’ve garnered. If I remember you and Sari, then I won’t be alone anymore.”
I finally sat down. “Kalena, the only way you can have happy memories is if you try and make them yourself.”
She shook her head. “It’s not that easy for me. The only way I can meet people is by knocking them out and invading their minds. I can’t leave the beach when I am the beach.”
“You can’t make a physical form outside in the real world?”
“No. I’ve tried. Do you know how fast people run from a girl made of sand who looks like a long dead person?” She let out a dry, sad laugh. “Can you imagine how many memories would be here if people stumbled upon me the way you guys did?”
I leaned my head back against the house. “I understand, but at the same time, they’re just memories of people’s memories.”
She nodded. “I know. But when that’s all I can have, I’m not gonna complain.”
I had nothing to say to that. She was right. “I’m sorry,” was about the only words that my mouth could form.
“It’s not your fault.” She took the rock from me again. “When you guys are in here, in here,” she pointed at her head, “that helps me feel more like me instead of just the lonely girl on the beach.” She hugged the rock to her chest. “You two and all the people you know are my friends.” She looked at me. “And long after you die out there, you’ll be alive in here.”
“That’s kinda creepy.”
She giggled. “I said that to be creepy.”
I laughed now. She reminded me of Circi in a way. Maybe it was intentional, maybe she was using my memories of Circi to make me feel better. Either way, I didn’t care. I felt better, that was all that mattered.
“Your wounds should be healed by now,” Kalena said, helping Sari to her feet. “One of the people who happened upon the beach a couple centuries ago was a healer, and he passed his touch onto me when he died, so I’ve been healing you since you washed up.”
“Wow, that’s nice,” Sari said, with a slight sarcastic twinge to her voice, “I don’t suppose you put some gold in my bag, too?”
“When you wake up, go twenty paces straight ahead of the way you’re facing. Some pirates left that there long before I was born, and never came back to claim it.”
I patted her on the shoulder. “Thanks, Kalena. I’m not gonna lie, it’s been a little weird.”
She smiled at me. “I’m sorry for leading you on as long as I did. It’s been so long since I collected any memories that I forgot how long it took to do it.” She held out a piece of paper. “Here, take this. When you wake up, it’ll be in your bag.”
“What is it?”
“A letter, from me. I don’t want you to read it yet.”
“Why not?”
“Wait until a moment when you feel really down, and really defeated. If you guys are going up against that big dragon I saw in your memories, I bet you’ll feel that way at least once. No offense.”
“None taken,” Sari said, “we know it’s practically a suicide mission, but we’re still gonna kill that piece of shit.”
“I hope you do. I’ve seen what it did to Cres’s family, and it was horrible. And I saw what it did to yours, too.”
Sari looked slightly nervous. “Um… What else did you see?”
“I saw everything, but don’t worry. Cres has things he’s hiding from you, too.”
I wasn’t too sure I liked that Kalena knew our entire life stories, but she wasn’t lying. There were things I didn’t want to tell Sari, and the idea that there were things Sari didn’t want to tell me wasn’t a surprise.
Sari hugged Kalena, which surprised her as much as it did me. “You’ve got friends, Kalena, don’t worry. We’ll always be your friends.”
“Um… Thanks, Sari. That means more to me than you realize.”
“Just don’t forget us, y’know?”
“Never.”
I slipped the paper in my pocket and pulled Sari back. “Okay, Kalena, we’re ready to go.”
She nodded. “Don’t miss me too much, because I won’t have a reason to miss you. Hopefully, I’ll see you both again some day.”
“If we survive our mission, this’ll be our first stop,” I said, smiling at her.
“I’m gonna havta admit, it’ll be tough for me to realize that you’re the real you guys when that happens.”
Sari took Kalena’s hand. “I’m gonna do something now.” She touched Kalena’s arm at the joint, then traced down her arm and made a small circle in the palm of her hand, then capped it off with a poke. “That’s a sign of sisterhood in the Plains Tribe. You’ll know it’s the real us when I do this to you again, because your memories of us would know that’s the only reason I’ll have to do it.”
“Okay, I’ll remember that.”
“We’ll be back, Kalena,” I said, “I know we will.”
She smiled. “Okay, guys, you ready?”
“I am,” Sari said.
“Me too.”
“Then as soon as I’m done talking, you’re going to wake up in the real world - “
My eyes shot open, and I sat straight up in less than a second. Sari was already up, away from me a little ways, digging into the sand. “Hey! There is treasure here!”
I coughed out a slightly sand-filled laugh. I must have ended up with sand in my mouth at some point. “I think she’d know if there was treasure here.”
“I know, I’m just sayin’, is all.”
I stood and brushed sand off of me. It almost seemed as if the sand shifted when it hit the beach, like Kalena was accepting part of herself back. In a way, I guess that was true. I picked up my sword and walked past Sari, pulling her to her feet. She was almost like a kid in a candy store, counting all the gold she’d stuffed in her bag. I whispered, “Thank you, Kalena,” just before we left the beach.
And I just barely heard, “Thank you,” as a response.
This story takes me too goddamn long to write. I wonder if that's why I love to write it... Huh... Now I'm questioning things...
Chapter Seven - The Many Firsts
“Don’t worry about the reading thing,” Sharena said, handing me a brown paper bag. “There are more than a few people your age that can’t read, and they had years of practice.”
I sighed. “That’s not exactly comforting. That just tells me I might go years before I actually have a good grip on reading.”
“Oh, you’re doing fine.”
“I don’t feel like I’m doing fine. Three days of trying to get a handle on this, and all I’ve got is a few words.” I grabbed at the hem of my skirt. “Plus I’ve gotta deal with this.”
“Sweetie, you look wonderful.”
“I’m only just used to pants and a shirt. It feels weird to wear a skirt “
“You look like you’re dealing with it well,” Kenny said. I didn’t even notice him walking up to me, when did he get there?
“It’s not easy.”
Sharena smiled. “Kineas, don’t deny her pain, understand?”
“I’m not,” Kenny said, leaning against the counter. “It’s just interesting seeing a dragon in a skirt.”
I rolled my eyes. “I’m a human right now.”
“How would you look if you were still a dragon wearing that uniform?”
I shrugged. “Dunno. It would probably look goofy.”
He turned to Sharena. “Is there some way we could do that at some point? Maybe slip her some elixir that lets her switch between human and dragon?”
I shook my head. “No. I’d sorta like to keep the fact that I was a dragon a secret, seeing as the whole town tried to…” I then chose my words carefully, “tar and feather me?” I sort of asked, glancing at Sharena. She nodded. “Yeah, Tar and feather me.” I picked up my book bag. “Did humans really do that to people?”
Sharena nodded. “Humans aren’t a very civilized species, despite how much we claim to be.”
“Okay, what about my mage power? Does that have to stay a secret, too?”
She put a hand on my shoulder. “It would probably be the best option, sweetie. It’s not uncommon for people your age to know magic, but being a mage isn’t common at all, let alone around here.”
I sighed. “So, I have to be completely unassuming and average. Shouldn’t be too hard, right?”
“You’ll be fine, don’t worry about it.” She smiled.
I nodded. “Yeah. Fine. I’m gonna force myself to be fine. If I’m not fine by the end of the school day, then tomorrow I don’t go to school.”
Kenny made a noise. “I dunno about that. That’d probably be more suspicious than you just being the weird new girl.”
Sharena rolled her eyes. “Either way, the two of you need to get to school.” She walked over to the front door and I saw the forest outside. Again. “If you don’t go now, you’ll be late.”
“Why do you risk being late for school just to have a scenic route through the woods?” I asked Kenny. Mithra was walking beside me, trying to get my attention. I picked him up and held him.
“We’re actually closer to school with the woods.” Kenny had gotten a carrot from somewhere, and suddenly I felt hungry. “I think you’re gonna like school. It’s easy, even if you don’t know how to read.”
“How does that make it easy?”
“Because you’ve got me to help.”
Mithra climbed onto my shoulder, which put me off-balance a little. “You think they’d actually let you help me?”
“I don’t see why not.”
I sighed. “Help would be great.” I glanced at the feathered cat on my shoulder. “I’m not entirely sure you can come, though.”
Mithra yawned. “I don’t intend on staying.”
Kenny laughed. For some reason, it made me smile. It was sorta funny, I guess. I had a feathered cat that could talk sitting on my shoulder while I walked to school. Yeah. Funny.
The walk itself was pretty uneventful. Kenny was right in that walking from town, where the house actually was, to school would be a greater distance. The place was huge, compared to most buildings in town. It was actually bigger than the inn that Kenny’s dad owned. Sharena had told me that kids from at least six towns around us were enrolled there, so I assumed it was the only school for teenagers around.
Kenny led me into the fenced-off school yard, then it occurred to me to make sure Mithra wasn’t with me. I couldn’t see him anywhere, so hopefully he was back at home. I walked around the yard, in between the other kids. Nobody looked at me funny, though it felt like they all were. If this was what it felt like being the new kid at school, then I felt a great deal of sympathy for everyone who dealt with this.
I found a spot by the door to the building and sat down, making sure to keep my knees together like Sharena showed me. Skirts were funny things, neither easy nor difficult to adjust to, just different. I hugged my legs to my chest, waiting. Kenny said that a bell would ring to tell us when school would start.
“Square root of seven twenty-nine is twenty-seven… The kingdom’s war with the north raged for thirteen years…”
I looked in the direction of the voice and saw a girl sitting on the ground with books and papers surrounding her. I could tell her parents had come from a continent to the east, or maybe she’d come from there, too. She would write things on the paper around her, then glance at one of her books and write something else on another paper.
The bell that Kenny mentioned rang, and the girl struggled to pick up all her stuff. I walked over to her and started to pick things up with her. She looked up at me with surprise, so I flashed her a smile. “You looked like you needed help.”
She nodded. “Yes, yes, thank you.”
I was about to respond to her, but Kenny grabbed me by the arm and dragged me inside. He led me into the building, down a set of stairs, through another hallway, and finally into a room where a woman was sitting behind a desk.
We waited for about twenty minutes before the woman at the desk looked up at us. “The principal will see you now.”
Kenny motioned for me to follow him into an office, which I did. In the office sat a man who looked to be around Sharena’s age (human ages were difficult for me to determine). He was writing something down on papers, but I couldn’t tell what.
“Mr. Endawa, it’s nice to see you.” The man looked up. “This would be your sister, I assume?”
Kenny nudged me toward the desk a little, so I took that as my cue to talk. “Yes, sir. My name is Riley.”
He looked back down at the paper. “Riley Endawa,” he muttered to himself as he scribbled something on the paper. “I’m told you have a hard time reading.”
I wanted to groan, but I didn’t. I was hoping I’d be able to go the day without anyone knowing that. “Um… Yes, sir.”
He nodded, for some reason. “Nothing to be ashamed of. At last report, approximately one-third of our students have trouble reading, most of them from the prestigious families around here. This letter from your father,“ he held the letter up, “tells me that you come from a poor village in the Plains nation, a village that was recently ravaged in the war.” He set the letter back down. “You’ll be put in classes with Kineas, he’ll help you along.”
I nodded. “Thank you, sir.”
He made a motion with his hands, like someone shooing away a rat. “Now, off to class with you.”
Kenny grabbed my arm again and yanked me back out of the principal’s office, then out into the hallway. “Well, that was easy,” he said.
“For you maybe. I felt… Unwelcome.”
He shrugged. “That’s just Principal Leifsson. He’s not a bad guy, he’s just not all that, well, friendly.”
“I could tell.” I pulled my hair away from my face. “You don’t have difficult classes, do you?”
He shook his head. “No. Plus, you’ll probably like gym.”
“Gym?”
“Yeah. Physical education, we pretty much just run and play sports.”
I sighed. “This sounds like it’s gonna be more difficult than I thought.”
“Remember, draw from your heart. Put down on the paper what it is you feel.”
The teacher - Mr. Rothun - passed me about the fifth time since Kenny and I got to class. I had the distinct impression he was trying see if I left my blouse open enough for him to look down it, but he was also peering around the guys like that, too. It was probably just nerves hitting me, since nerves was all I could even concentrate on right now.
I was better at sketching than I thought possible considering I’d never done it in my life. For whatever reason, I couldn’t keep the idea of drawing dragons out of my mind. Luckily, I wasn’t the only one. That girl I’d helped outside was sitting beside me, and she was drawing dragons, too, but her’s looked different. Mine actually looked like what real dragons looked like, whereas hers were goofy-faced, with little arms and no wings.
“How come it looks like that?” I asked her.
She looked surprised. “Oh, um… Where I’m from, we celebrate dragons instead of fearing them. We have festivals and one of the years of our lunar calendar is the Year of the Dragon.”
That seemed surprising. A culture that celebrated dragons? “You mean, everything the white dragon causes doesn’t turn your people away from dragons?”
She shook her head. “No. Dragons have been a part of our culture since our first emperor. He swore allegiance to the dragons, and told them that Huaxia would always be a place of safety for them.” She drew a symbol down in the corner, away from the dragon. “This is the symbol for Dragonland.”
It looked less like chicken scratches to me, but it still didn’t mean anything. I couldn’t read the common language, I sure as hell couldn’t read whatever it was she was writing. Whatever language Huaxia wrote with, it was sure pretty, though.
“Endawa,” Mr. Rothun said, looking in my direction. The problem was that Kenny was sitting right beside me, and we of course shared the last name. “Show me your art.” He tapped the corkboard (Kenny told me what it was) beside him. Kenny and I each looked at one another, confused. “I’m sorry, the shorter, more well-endowed Endawa in the room.”
I gulped. That meant me. I stood up, walked around the room, and made my way to the front of the classroom. I took grabbed a thumbtack off of the corkboard and tacked my dragon drawing on the board. “I don’t know if it’s any good.”
Mr. Rothun looked it over and rubbed at his chin. “Good? This is fantastic, Ms. Endawa.” The corkboard was on wheels, and he moved it closer to the ring of tables that we sat at. “Can anyone tell me what this is?” he asked.
Somebody on the other side of the room raised their hand. “It’s a dragon.”
Mr. Rothun walked over to the chalkboard (Kenny also told me what that was) and picked up one of the erasers. He threw it at the boy who had answered. “Wrong!” He walked back over to the corkboard and smacked my drawing. “This is photorealism! This is the kind of artwork you only find from those who have practiced day-in/day-out for their entire lives! All of you should strive to this level!”
Suddenly, I felt even more nervous than before. I didn’t want to be praised, I wanted to be the girl in the back of the room that nobody talked about. “It’s not really that good, is it?”
He walked over to a bookshelf that I hadn’t noticed until now and pulled a large red book down. “This is the artwork of the famous Oakfinder, a Dwarf whose level of art few have been capable of reaching, even after decades of work.” He set the book on the lip of the corkboard. “Ms. Endawa has done so.”
Dammit, this really wasn’t helping me. I felt nervous as hell.
“Return to your seat, Ms. Endawa. Create for us another masterpiece.”
I walked back to my seat feeling more nervous than I had when I’d been called up. I sat down, then slumped down in my seat. Kenny just smiled as he kept working on his drawing of the house. “I think you’re the first person he’s singled out since school started.”
In a sarcastic voice, I just said, “Gee, thanks.” I picked up my drawing pad and pencil. “This is not how I wanted my first day to go.”
“Enjoy it.”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“Because if I enjoy it, I get people’s attention. I don’t want anybody’s attention.”
The next class was a history class. Today, specifically, the teacher was talking about Endawa village. It was the only word on the chalkboard that I could read, which wasn’t exactly a great thing. It wasn’t helped by the fact that the teacher kept morphing back and forth between forms. Starting at one end of the chalkboard, she’d be a human, then she’d become a coyote, then she’d become some odd furry thing that I’d never seen before but looked to vaguely humanoid. She kept talking in the common tongue, though. That was good.
“As we discussed last week, the Endawa family established the village over five hundred years ago, by Arcturo Endawa the First. His son, Arcturo the Second, was the one to begin the family’s dragon hunting heritage, by killing the dragon Nazarenus, the remains of whom currently provide the village’s center fountain.”
That surprised me. I didn’t know there was dragon in that fountain. How’d they make a fountain out of a dragon’s remains? I nudged Kenny. “Did you know the fountain was made of dragon?”
He shook his head. “I thought it was quartz, honestly.”
The teacher changed into a monkey-looking animal now. “Many believe that it was Arcturo the First who named the village after himself, but it was in fact his grandson, Bhaltair Endawa, who defeated the Qinatan conqueror, Osamu Nakajima, who the village was named after. It was named in his honor of his sacrifice. His wife, Osamu’s sister Riko, was the one to suggest the name.”
I whispered to Kenny, “I didn’t know you were part Qinatan, either.”
He shrugged. “It hasn’t exactly been obvious in the family for generations.”
“Kineas!” the teacher shouted. She had become a large bird that I’d never seen before. “You and your sister may already know your family history, but that does not make class an excuse to chat. Please pay attention!”
I raised my hand. “I’m adopted, so I’m sorta learning this all for the first time, ma’am.”
“Then I expect you to listen!”
I shyly lowered my hand. “Yes, ma’am…” Several of the other kids in class let out quiet laughs. Of course, I embarrassed myself.
Gym class alone made me wonder just how long I would be able to stand going to school. The locker room experience was odd enough, as I wasn’t used to changing my clothes in front of other people, even if they were other girls. When I was handed the gym outfit, I nearly doubled over in laughter as the shorts would cover almost nothing and the shirt only came to just above my belly button. The outfit came with its own special one-size-fits-all bra that was supposed to keep my breasts from flopping around.
The outfit wasn’t uncomfortable anymore than it was just odd to wear for someone who’s only worn a limited amount of clothes in their life. I felt like I was wearing less then when I had the skirt on, probably relating to the fact that the shorts pretty much just covered my underwear. If not for the shirt, I’d feel like I was parading around half-naked.
The girl beside me, who I semi-recognized from art class, handed me a small thing that looked like a circle. “What’s this for?” I asked.
“Rubber band to tie your hair back. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.”
Ii took the thing - the rubber band - and then realized I had absolutely no idea how to tie my hair back as she suggested. “Um… Can you do it for me?” I asked, shyly.
She looked surprised, but nodded. “Yeah, sorry. I didn’t think about it, you’ve probably never done this before.”
I wanted to tell her that she was more right about that than she thought she was. I didn’t, but the thought was still there. She took me into the restroom that the locker room had and did it in front of the mirror, so that I could see how it was done. That relieved me greatly, and I told myself I’d practice at home.
I looked odd with my hair tied back the way it was. If I looked at myself straight on, I could see a minor family resemblance to Kenny. I wondered if anybody else would notice it, because I wasn’t supposed to look like Kenny and I shared any DNA. Then again, I wondered if anybody even cared. So far, everybody was treating me like I’d always been there, like I was just another girl. Even when I had screwed up in history and art, they weren’t treating me like I was something new or even foreign.
“How good are you at dodgeball?” the girl asked.
“Huh?”
“Dodgeball, it’s a game where people throw red balls at each other. Whoever gets hit can’t play anymore.”
I shook my head. “I’ve never played it.”
“Well, I hope you’re a pretty good shot, it’s almost always boys vs. girls and the boys usually win.”
I watched her walk out of the locker room and prepared myself. Judging by what she’d described, I’d seen people play dodgeball before, when hiding in a forest once. The idea of being hit by a ball didn’t sound great, but if it was a game that people played, it looked like I was gonna havta play it, too.
I followed everybody else out of the locker room into the gymnasium. The room was big, mostly white, and had an orange floor. The guys were spilling out from their locker room, as well. Kenny was already out, sitting on the large bench… Thing… That I didn’t know the name of on the one side of the room.
The teacher walked across the room, a clipboard in his hand. “Alright, everyone, you know the drill. Girls on the left, boys on the right. I want two volunteers.” He pointed at Kenny and I. “You two.”
I leaned close to Kenny. “How are we volunteers if he picked us?” He shook his head. I followed Kenny over to the teacher, who checked some things off on his paper.
“Distribute the balls,” he said.
Kenny pulled me over to a cart kinda like the one we kept the stock in at the pharmacy, but it was filled with red balls. “Coach likes them in a straight line, for some reason,” he said. We pulled the cart to the center of the gym and he started on one end, I started on the other, each of us setting a ball down and then going back to the cart to get another. By the time we got to the center, there were fifteen balls lined up. I walked to one end of the girl’s line and Kenny walked to one end of the boy’s line.
The coach blew on a whistle. “Go!” Everybody scrambled for a ball and several of us - boys and girls alike - were knocked out almost instantly. I managed to jump out of the way and threw a ball straight at Kenny, not even realizing I’d aimed for him. The ball hit him in the head, and knocked him on his ass. He just smirked when he realized I’d been the one to eliminate him.
A ball whizzed past my head, forcing me to my feet. I grabbed another ball that had hit the floor and threw it blindly, hitting a red-headed boy in the stomach. I rolled out of the way when another ball hit the wall behind me (when I’d gotten close to the wall, I didn’t know). I grabbed that ball and hit a tan-skinned guy with a weird tattoo on his face.
I ran for another ball, jumped for it, and was just about to grab it when a ball hit me in the face. I was thankful that I was already on the floor, otherwise I would have landed pretty hard. The coach blew his whistle again. “Rios!” he shouted. I sat up and saw him patting the girl who’d given the rubber band on the back. “It’s about time the girls won a game.” He started moving the balls back into the center of the room. “Line up! half and half!”
The red-headed boy helped me up. “What’s that mean?” I asked.
“Half the boys and half the girls on either side.” He smiled. “I’m gonna be on your side. I don’t want you to hit me in the face again.”
I smirked. That was actually pretty funny.
I felt tired. Kenny never told me that school would be as exhausting as it was. Of course, a lot of that probably had to do with the four games of dodgeball we played in gym. My face still hurt a little from taking so many hits. I was almost dragging my feet as we walked home.
“You looked like you had a good time,” Kenny said.
“Huh?”
“At school. You looked like you were having fun.”
I nodded. “I was, kinda. It was nice to just be around other people.” I looked around the forest for the house, but I didn’t see it. Granted, most of the forest looked the same, so for all I knew, we weren’t anywhere near where the house was. “Nobody treated me like I was the new girl, which was nice.”
Kenny smiled. “There were some guys in the locker room talking about you.”
“Whaddya mean?”
“Hey, Kineas, is your sister available? or Where’d your dad find such a hot girl like that to adopt? You’re actually getting more than a few guys interested in you.”
The idea of that concerned me. I hadn’t really put any thought into guys being attracted to me. Hell, I wasn’t even sure if I was attracted to guys. The idea wasn’t repulsive, or anything. I’d never really been attracted to girls, though I’d hardly met any female dragons in my life. I’d barely met any male dragons, either. I could actually count the combined numbers of both on one hand.
“The best one had to be when somebody asked Can your dad find me a girl like that? I think everybody laughed at that one.”
I said, “Wow, a boys’ locker room is full of way more talking than I expected.”
“Not as much as my friend Kaui says your locker room is nothing but talk.”
I shrugged. “Well, yeah, there’s a lot of it. I wasn’t paying attention to most of it.”
“Aw… I was hoping some of the girls said something about me,” he said, laughing. After a minute, he stopped. “Um… Wasn’t the house here this morning?”
I looked around. This actually did seem like the part of the forest where the house had been. “I thought it was.”
He sighed. “I guess that means we’ve gotta walk back to town. Maybe Sharena’s too busy at the pharmacy and didn’t have time to do the spell.”
“We should probably get there to help then, right?”
He nodded. “Yeah. Wanna race?”
Despite my exhaustion, the idea did seem kinda fun. “Why not?”
The pharmacy had a Sorry, We’re Closed sign on it when we got into town. I was actually kinda proud of myself for being able to read the sign, maybe I was getting better at it faster than I thought. There didn’t seem to be anything special happening in town, so Kenny and I continued on our way to the house.
As we approached, I saw two figures in the house, shadowed by the lights. One of them was Sharena, but I couldn’t tell who the other one was. When I pointed it out to Kenny, he got excited. He ran to the house, threw open the door and shouted, “Dad!”
I followed Kenny into the house and saw the man standing there. He was relatively young-looking, but there was an unmistakable family resemblance to Kenny. The man wore a sword on his back and had yet to set down a large bag that he was holding, but he was too busy ruffling Kenny’s hair and looking happy.
“Hey there, squirt. You been keeping the inn running while I been gone?”
“Yeah. Oh!” Kenny ushered me closer. “You two haven’t met yet.”
Kenny’s dad put his hand on my shoulder. “You must be Riley. Sharena’s told me a lot about you already. Name’s Irvine, and for as long as you’re livin’ with us, I’m gonna be your step-dad.”
Chapter Eight - The Next Leg of the Journey
“Do you even know where we’re going?” I asked. Sari was a little ways ahead of me, powering forward like she had a destination on her mind. “Have you even been to this continent?”
She shook her head. “Nope, but I know herded animal tracks when I see them and I see them right here.” She pointed at the ground beside her. “We’re on farmland, and that means there’s a farmer and a place to hole up for the night.”
I sighed. “You’re assuming this farmer won’t just try to behead us when he finds us on his land.”
She glanced over her shoulder at me and smiled. “No, I bet she won’t.”
“Why?”
“Because this is her husband’s land, and he’s not here right now.”
I was too tired from all the walking to even bother asking why she was specifying a female farmer. Wherever it was we were, I didn’t know if women ruled these lands or men. Hell, I didn’t even know where we were. Pleasant looking place, lots of woods. Lot of maple trees, I noticed. I reached for my canteen and went to take a drink, but it was empty. Great.
The walking finally ended when we came to a rather tall chain link fence. It stretched out to either side of us, so I couldn’t see where this farmer’s land truly ended. I heard some cows in the distance, but that was the only real clue that I was on farmland at all. I drew my blade and touched the fence with the tip. Nothing happened, so the fence wasn’t connected to electricity, if this farm even had electricity.
Sari looked over at me, then shrugged. I returned my sword to the scabbard and gripped the fence. “Looks like we climb,” I said. I began my ascent and made it about halfway when I realized that the fence seemed to be growing. “Do you see that?” I asked.
“What?”
“Is this fence getting taller to you?”
“No. Why are you yelling when you’re right next to me?”
I looked down. Right next to her? I was a good fifteen feet up. I took a step down in descent and found my foot on the ground, exactly where I’d started my climb. “What the hell?”
She looked at me funny. “What?”
“I’d gotten halfway up the fence, I know I did.”
She groaned. “Oh, man, we’re not still stuck on Kalena’s beach, are we?”
Another voice answered, “I’d say not.” I looked in the direction of the voice and saw a kid, probably about ten or eleven. Chin-length hair and delicate features confused me as to whether this was a boy or a girl. Their accent was odd, one I hadn’t heard in awhile, and I couldn’t quite place where. “You’re on me farm.”
I drew my blade again, but I found flowers instead. Sari started laughing. “Um… Did you mean for that to happen?” she asked.
I threw the flowers away and reached for my sword again, but this time I couldn’t even get a good grip on it. I turned to the kid. “Alright, what the hell is going on here?”
The kid smiled. “I’ll take ya to me pa. He’ll let ya know.”
I looked over at Sari, who shrugged once again.
Sari and I were led to a house that didn’t look big enough to support two people, but once we were taken inside, it was suddenly the size of a small fort. Magic houses always seemed to be bigger on the inside than they were on the outside. I noticed a humanoid figure on the second floor, but it just looked like the figure was standing there.
There was a sound in the room to my left. A puff of purple smoke escaped the room, then someone coughed. I backed away from the room, then the door to the room opened. The man who left the room was tall, at least seven feet. He had a large beard, covering at least half of his body length. He wore a cloak, and pulled back the hood to reveal his very bald head.
“Welcome, welcome. Cameron tells me ya were caught out by the fenceline. How can we help ya?”
Alright, now I was confused. The kid had made it seem like we were in trouble. “Well…,” I said, “We don’t exactly know where we are.”
He coughed out a laugh. “Oh! Just passin’ by, are ya? Well, don’t be shy, yer welcome for the night.”
Sari didn’t look at all convinced. “So, where are we?” she asked.
“Vesperia. Specifically, the most southern province, on the McGregor farm. Me name’s Sheamus McGregor, and this is me little girl, Cameron.”
I looked over at Cameron and saw her blush. She didn’t seem to like being called little girl.
“Where did ya both come from?” Sheamus asked. He pointed at Sari. “Yer from the Plains Tribe, aren’t ya?” He was suddenly holding her bow. He hadn’t reached for it, it was just in his hands. If this guy wasn’t a sorcerer, then I was hallucinating. “Fine craftsmanship. Your parents got this from their parents, did they?”
Sari took her bow back. “Don’t,” she said, her voice ice cold. “And no. I got this from the tribe leader that my father left me with.”
“Ah. It’s a fine weapon, no two ways ‘round that.”
“I know.”
I drew my sword and held it out. “What can you tell me about my blade?” I asked. There wasn’t anything he could say that I wouldn’t already know, but I felt like testing him.
He took the sword and held it in his hands for a moment. “It’s sharp. Forged in Qinata, I think they called this a katana, once upon a time. Not that it’s got a name now.” He inspected the hilt. “Carvings. A language not passed human tongues in centuries, if at all.” He handed it back to me. “Where’d ya find that, lad?”
“It was my father’s.”
“Where’d he find it?”
I shook my head. “I don’t know. When he died, it passed to my sister, and then to me.”
He nodded, knowingly. “Where ya from, laddie?”
“It doesn’t matter anymore.”
He knelt closer to me. Suddenly, I felt shorter than five-foot-nine. “Not true, boy. Ya came from somewhere, ya gotta keep holda that.” He put a hand on my shoulder. “Now, where’d ya come from?”
I pushed his hand away. “It doesn’t matter. It’s gone, it’s not coming back.” I returned my blade back to its scabbard. “Now, you offered help before.”
“Aye.”
Sari grabbed me by the shoulder and pulled me out of earshot of Sheamus. “What the hell was up with that?”
I whispered, “Testing him.”
“Why?”
“Something feels off about him.”
“You mean other than the fact that he’s a sorcerer?”
I shook my head. “He ain’t just a simple sorcerer, Sari. There’s something else here.”
The man began to clap. I reached for my blade. “Yer a smart one, laddie.” He was suddenly closer than I thought he was. “You too, lass. You put the pieces together faster than the laddie did.” He put his hand on her shoulder. “I’m not a sorcerer. I’m not a conjurer.” I drew my blade and prepared to fight, but he was gone again. His hand was suddenly on my shoulder. “You can put that away, laddie. I’m not gonna hurt ya.” My sword was suddenly floating in the air. “I’m one o’ the last mages in these parts.” He sat down on a chair in front of me, one that hadn’t been there before. “And me little girl over there is the other.”
I kept one eye on my sword, the other on him. “You haven’t exactly been up-front with us, so why should we trust you?”
“I coulda killed ya the second ya set foot on muh farm, laddie. But, I know what yer here for.” He waved his hand a moment and my sword was sticking into the floor. I didn’t reach for it, but I was ready to if the need arose. “Yer goin’ after the white dragon.”
Sheamus sipped from a cup I didn’t see him pick up. “Word came from a friend o’ mine lives in Endawa village. He’s one them whaddya say mind communicators.”
Sari raised an eyebrow. “Mind communicators?”
“Them who speaks to a person’s mind. Ye never know when they do it, they just do. And they have seen yer thoughts, friends. They told me all about yer run in with the Imperial Escorts, and where ye fell into the water. I knew it was only a matter of time before ye showed up here. The white dragon’s a menace to the whole world, and if yer determined to take the bastard down, I’ll do all I can.”
That almost seemed like too easy a fix. “What all can you do to help us?”
“Not much, sadly. Me conduit’s been dead for many a year now, and me power’s not what it used to be. Tappin’ into mana’s a little dangerous without a conduit, so all I’ve got are simple conjurin’ tricks for the most part. A wee bit of teleportation magic that I don’t use too often. There’s but one thing I can give ya, and that’s me wee girl.”
I looked over at Cameron, who didn’t look too happy at what was being proposed. “Why?” I asked.
“She’s not been given her conduit yet, though it could happen any day now. Either way, she’s capable of enough to help you. We’ve talked it over, and while she’s not happy with the idea, she’s willin’ to go with you.”
Cameron spoke up. “Not happy is an understatement, dad. I’m just agreeing because I know it’s what’s best.” She turned to Sari and me. “You’ll let me join ya, right?”
I pulled Sari to a corner of the room. “What do you think?” I asked.
She looked as though she wanted to say ‘no’. She looked back at the girl, then back to me. “She’s a kid.”
“I’m sorry, are you eighteen yet? We’re kids!”
She shook her head. “Yeah, and we’ve kicked a lot of Royal Escort ass back in Endawa. All we know about her is that she’s a mage who doesn’t have a conduit yet. That doesn’t help us and I don’t want to be responsible for her.”
I couldn’t blame her for that, but at the same time, Sheamus was offering to help us without knowing anything about us except our mission. Something about that seemed genuine to me. I walked over to Cameron. “You don’t have a conduit, what can you do now?”
The girl shrugged. “Simple tricks. Like what I did with you and the fence, earlier. Dad says if I’ve got anythin’ of me mother in me, I’ll be good at summonin’.” She rubbed her left arm. “But I cannae guarantee that, sorry.”
I turned to Sheamus. “You’ll need her, laddie. And she needs you.”
Sari walked over to me. “Look, I think we can manage with just the couple of us, we don’t really wanna separate you from your daughter.”
Sheamus stood, grabbed my arm and pulled me into another room. Sari came to follow us, but he shut the door before she could get into the room. “Yer not takin’ her from me, yer takin’ her for me. You cannae let her know this, lad. Without me conduit, me magic sucks me life force.”
“Why haven’t you told her?”
“She’s young, twelve years. I won’t make it to her thirteenth. She needs someone to take care of her, lad.”
I rubbed at the back of my neck. “I can’t promise her safety.”
“No, ya can’t, but ya can promise me that she won’t see me wither and die here. That’s all I need, laddie, and that’s all I ask.”
For the first time since Sari and I got there, I really saw the old man that Sheamus had become. Clearly, some of his power was concentrated on staying rather young looking for his daughter’s sake. If I had met him like this, I would have assumed him to be a seventy or eighty year old man, almost about to die.
For the second time in recent memory, I met somebody who wasn’t at all what they seemed.
As if I’d dreamed the whole thing, the man returned to his younger form. I realized that I had no real choice in the matter. “I’ll take care of her.”
Sheamus nodded. “Thank ye, laddie. Do your best.”
I stood there, holding the pack full of food that Sheamus had given to us. He was busy saying his goodbyes to Cameron. She was full of tears, and I didn’t blame her. Sari was beside me, sharpening her arrowheads. I hadn’t told her what Sheamus had told me, though I would eventually. I’d tell Cameron, as well. Hopefully, the girl would understand.
“Ya need to be on the lookout for that conduit o’ yers, sweetheart,” Sheamus said, patting her on the head. “You’ll know it when ya see it.”
She nodded. “I know, dad. I read yer book.”
“Good.” He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small leather-bound book. “Take it with ya. You’ll be usin’ yer mana like a pro in no time.”
She smiled and took the book from her father. “I’ll miss ya, dad.”
“And I’ll miss you, Cameron. Yer as pretty as your mum. Ya be good, now.”
She nodded again. “I will, dad.”
“Good girl. Now get goin’.” He turned to Sari and I. “There’s a town about fifteen miles south, you’ll be back in the Empire then. White dragon sightings should take ya where ya need to go.”
I held out my hand. “Thank you, Sheamus,” I said.
He ignored my hand and hugged me instead. It was the kind of hug my father would give me, once upon a time. The kind of hug a father gives a son when he’s proud of him. No words were exchanged, but none needed to be. I returned the hug and then Sari, Cameron and I began our trek southward. I took one look back and once again saw the old man that Sheamus truly was. That was the last I saw of him.
I knelt down by the river we’d begun to follow and splashed some water on my face. Sari and Cameron were a few feet away, in the river and washing each other’s hair. It looked like they were having fun. I reached into my pack and grabbed my canteen. I filled it with river water, and then took a long drink before filling it with more water. The sun was starting to get low.
I wondered if now would be a good time to tell them about Sheamus. Cameron hadn’t said so much as a word about her father since we left the farm, and I couldn’t tell what Sari was thinking about the whole situation. It wasn’t too different from when her own father died. Would she be angry at Sheamus for hiding the truth from his daughter and me for hiding it from both of them?
The possible negatives outweighed everything.
I splashed some more water on my face and then nearly reached for my blade when something grabbed at my arm. I pulled my hands away from my face and saw that it was just Sari. “In the water, Cres,” she said, yanking even harder on me. With how I was crouched beside the water, pulling me in wasn’t too difficult for her. The riverbed wasn’t too deep, not even waist high. I was drenched, but I’d been pulled in rather than getting in of my own free will. Hopefully, there was a place to do the wash wherever we were going.
“What’s on your mind?” Sari asked. I noticed for the first time that she was topless. “Please tell me it’s not the boobs.”
I laughed. “Trust me, you’re not my type.” I brushed my hair back with my hand. “Just… Things.”
She glanced around me at Cameron, who was resting in a part of the river that seemed a little deeper. “I’ve gotta ask you what her dad said to you in that room.”
I nodded. “I know. I’m… Worried about that.”
“Why?”
I lowered my voice. “Don’t tell her, okay?”
“What happened?”
“Sheamus is dying. He wanted us to take Cameron so that she wouldn’t see him die at home.”
I saw shock in her eyes. She scratched at her left arm. “Ya mean… He probably died right after we left, didn’t he?”
I nodded. “I think he did.”
“What do we tell her? She’s hoping her conduit comes along any day now and that we can swing back to her farm to show her dad.”
I shook my head. “I don’t know. Believe me, it’s on my mind.”
“Cres, we’ve got to tell her. As a teenage girl who lost her dad, I really think she needs to know.”
I half-walked/half-waded my way to the edge of the river and leaned up against the bank. “I know. I don’t know how to tell her.”
She put her hand on my shoulder. “Just tell her. Don’t hide it from her.”
I sighed. “You’re right. Goddamnit, you’re right, but at the same time… This is more pressure than I signed on for.” I took off my jacket and threw it at my bag, then pulled my shirt off. “I’ll tell her.” I walked over to Cameron and pulled her out of the water. “I need to tell you something.”
“Is it about Dad?”
I nodded.
“He told ya, didn’t he?”
I was suddenly confused. “How did you know?”
She looked down at the ground. “Dad’s book. Whole section there on what happens to a mage without a conduit. I didn’t tell him I read it.”
I knelt down in front of her. “Is that why you agreed to this?”
She nodded. “I dinnae want him to worry about me. He wanted me away so I dinnae have to see him die. I’m kinda glad, actually.” She started to tear up. “I don’t know if I coulda… I’ve been livin’ with me dad me whole life, watchin’ him die woulda killed me, too.”
I put my arms around her. “I know. I promised your dad I’d take care of you as best I could, even though our aim to take down the white dragon could probably lead to all of us dying.”
She nodded. “I know. Dad wouldnae have left me with ya if he thought it was gonna happen, but I know it could.”
I broke off the hug. “If we make it out of all this alive, we’ll come back to give your dad a proper burial.”
She wiped the tears from her eyes. “He’ll just need a headstone. Mages don’t leave bodies when we die, we just fade away.”
I was about to say something to her, but I spotted movement in the trees. My blade was across the river with my pack, Sari was closest to it. I grabbed Cameron and jumped into the river, carrying her as fast as I could. I stopped when an arrow grazed my left cheek, embedding itself in the riverbank in front of me.
“I’d stop there, if I were you,” a man’s voice said.
“What have we got here?” the man asked. “Couple love birds takin’ a bath in my stream?” He let out a laugh. “She’s a might young for you, son.”
I turned around after setting Cameron on her feet. The man wasn’t alone. There were at least five others with him, all of them dressed in green hunting clothes. Two of them - neither the leader - held bows, drawn and ready to loose. Getting to my sword never felt more necessary. I motioned for Cameron to stay behind me.
“My name is Bikendi Ola, and these are my Hawks. That is my stream you’re standin’ in, and I’m not gonna let you use it.”
I remained calm. “You’d kill a little girl?”
“Kill her? Naw. She’d be useful for other things.” He raised an arm. “When my arm goes down, so do you, friend.”
“And then so do you,” Sari said, her voice louder than I thought it would be. I turned around and saw her standing on the river bank, aiming her bow at Ola. She still hadn’t had time to get her top back on. “And I’m one hell of a better shot than either of those two bozos is.”
Ola smiled. “Ooh, ooh, ooh. You are a fine piece of meat, sugar tits. Where were you hidin’ when I caught up to your boyfriend here?”
She tightened her draw. “Is there a reason I shouldn’t drop you now?”
I kept my gaze on Ola. He didn’t stop smiling. “Yeah, there’s a helluva reason, baby.” His smile widened, and I knew damn well why.
“Sari! Down!” I shouted. She let herself fall into the stream as arrows came from behind her. Without their original target to hit, the arrows continued their trajectory into the bowmen that Ola had beside himself. Sari was beside me now, her bow drawn again. I had to admit, she looked pretty good soaking wet.
Ola simply laughed. “Oh, that’s good, babe. Tell me, does havin’ the milk jugs hangin’ free there help with your aim or no?”
Sari leaned closer to me. “Please tell me I can kill him now.”
“Just a minute,” I whispered. Louder, I asked, “So, do you still have the advantage?”
“How would I have lost it? Or are you forgettin’ my men on that side with the bows pointed at you?”
I shook my head. “I didn’t forget them, no.” I tilted my head to Cameron. “What’cha got in your bag of tricks?” I whispered.
She simply nodded. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw the two bowmen turning around and aiming their bows downward at the ground. Not exactly what I was hoping for, but it seemed she made them believe that the stream was behind where they were standing, so they adjusted accordingly. I would have preferred she kill them or at least knock them out, but that might have been asking too much of a twelve year old girl.
But they weren’t the only ones affected. The other two men beside Ola were looking around as if they were blind. One of them drew a knife and swiped randomly at the air. Ola was furious, but unaffected by Cameron’s tricks. He drew his sword and jumped into the stream.
“I’ll gut ya, ya little shits!”
My own sword had somehow gotten in my hand. I looked over at Cameron, who nodded. The girl was about as good as her old man was at moving things. I pulled the scabbard off and handed it to Sari, who took Cameron’s hand and pulled her away from what was about to happen.
“I’mma kill you, and then take the girlies for myself,” Ola said, a vicious smile on his face. “And then I’ll take ‘em back to my place and let the rest of my boys have ‘em, too!”
I lunged at him. Our swords clanged against one another as he parried my attack. I kicked him away, then swung at his head. He ducked below the swing and attempted something similar on me, aimed at my stomach. I blocked his attack and rammed my shoulder into him. I made another swing, drawing blood from his sword arm, but not taking him out of the fight. He made a hard upward swing and caught my chin with the tip of his sword. It wasn’t a large cut, but enough to sting.
He brought his sword back down, moving closer to me. I brought my blade up and blocked him, then I took the cheap shot and brought my knee up into his crotch. My momentum knocked him down, into the water. He managed to land on a sandbar big enough to keep his head from going under. He took a blind swipe at me, but I parried his blow. I knocked the sword out of his hand and brought my own to his neck.
“You’re going to leave my sisters alone, asshole, and I’m gonna make damn sure of it.”
I pulled my sword away from his neck, pointed it downward and brought it down into his crotch. He cried it in pain, his voice going high-pitched. The men that Cameron had blinded were looking around, trying to figure out where their boss was, while the bowmen loosed arrow after arrow into the ground in front of them, likely assuming that they were hitting or missing me.
I walked over to Cameron and Sari. Sari looked understanding, and nodded. Cameron looked frightened. “I didn’t want to do it,” I told her.
She nodded. “I know, it just… It surprised me, is all.”
I helped them both onto the riverbank where our stuff was. “Let’s get going before those four realize what’s happened.”
The sun had finally dipped below the horizon. The shadows almost looked as though they were watching us.
I don't know if you've seen the TG Mixed Tapes that pop up here every so often that I'm occasionally a contributor to. This story was originally going to be a part of that, but those plans changed, so I decided to share it anyway. I like to believe this is an interesting twist on a gender change, but this has probably been done before. Either way, hope you enjoy it!
Side A
You’ll have loads of sex, the ad said. I figured I had nothing to lose, though I was confused by receiving two pills instead of just one. I gave the other to Bill, in hopes that our girlfriends would enjoy us for the first time in awhile.
I took my pill, Bill took his. Instantly, I felt this odd, tingly feeling, and I swore it was crawling upward from my stomach. I grabbed at my stomach and ran to the bathroom. I was gonna puke, I was sure.
I reached the toilet, grabbed the sides and watched in horror as my arms began to shrink. Shrink? What the hell? The hair on my arms fell off, my fingernails turned a bright shade of red and then my hair was covering my face.
I grabbed the sink by the sides and tracked my progress through the mirror. Breasts, my hips, my waist. Why was I changing into a woman?!
“Well, don’t you look cute,” Bill said. He was suddenly behind me, I hadn’t even noticed. I spun around, more than a little disturbed by the look on his face. Was he taller than me now? What the hell?! Why was he looking at me like that?
“Bill?” I asked.
“Oh, it’s me, sugar. You look positively gorgeous, and I think we need to go a few rounds on my bed, if you know what I mean.”
Go a few rounds? Oh, God… Was he really… He wanted to fuck me?! No! I didn’t want to fuck him! What was wrong with him?!
“What’s wrong with you?” I asked, attempting to calm myself. I sounded hysterical.
He touched my face, and his hand felt warm. “Just wanting to try things out, Kev. Don’t tell me you’re not curious how it feels.” He grabbed my pants and pulled them down. It wasn’t too hard for him, seeing as my body had changed and the pants were now loose. My new pussy was exposed, and he couldn’t stop staring at it. “Doesn’t this look delicious…” he said, then he knelt down.
I felt his tongue working my new equipment, and the electricity surged through my body, stiffening my nipples in less than a second. I started to cry out, not in surprise or horror like I thought I would, but unbearable pleasure. Why was my body betraying me like this?
And I knew exactly why: It wasn’t my body anymore. I was expecting my male responses, when these new female feelings had a mind of their own.
Bill was using his tongue in ways I’d never imagined would feel good, but I’d never been a woman before. Clearly, these sensations were just non-existent for men, but Bill’s desire to try things out was opening my mind to things I was learning to enjoy.
I pulled Bill to his feet and kissed him, tasting what was clearly my juices in his mouth, and the taste was nothing short of wonderful.
Side B
Kevin had come over and given me this pill, telling me that whoever he’d bought them from had told him that our girlfriends would benefit from our enhanced sex drives. I thought it was bullshit to begin with, but I figured I’d indulge him.
Kevin took his pill, I took mine. An odd tingling started to build in my stomach, but it didn’t feel uncomfortable or anything. Kevin bolted for the bathroom, looking like he was gonna toss his shit. Allergic to something in the pill, maybe?
I yawned. Aside from the tingling, I didn’t feel any different. Those pills probably were bullshit, like I thought. I brushed my hair behind my ears and went to turn the TV on, but my fingers never made it to the remote.
Was I wearing blue nail polish? When did that happen? I liked it. It was a great look. I looked at my other hand. Nail polish again, and it looked irresistibly cute. I caught a glimpse of my reflection in the TV. Had I really become that gorgeous woman? It all felt real, so who was I to say otherwise?
I felt an urge, suddenly. A very primal urge, one that made me long for something long. Kevin was in the bathroom. A wicked thought crossed my mind. I needed him inside me. I walked to the bathroom, feeling my new body sway so very sexy. There’s no way he wouldn’t want me.
Kevin was peering into the bathroom mirror, a disturbed look on his face. I stood there behind him, striking a very naughty pose. “Well, don’t you look cute.” He spun around and the look on his face was just pure confusion, but he looked absolutely wonderful to me. Had he always looked like this? We both worked out a lot, but now that I was smaller, he looked so much bigger.
“Bill?” he asked, confused.
“Oh, it’s me, sugar,” I purred. “You look positively gorgeous, and I think we need to go a few rounds on my bed, if you know what I mean.”
“What’s wrong with you?” he asked, as if he wasn’t undressing me with his eyes. I was certainly undressing him.
I reached out to touch his face. “Just wanting to try things out, Kev. Don’t tell me you’re not curious how it feels.” I grabbed his pants and pulled them down, freeing his massive organ. I’d never had a gay thought in my life, but I guess this wasn’t actually gay anymore, and that beef monster looked like the most beautiful thing I’d ever seen. “Doesn’t this look delicious…” I said, before kneeling down.
It wasn’t difficult for me to lose my mind to Kevin’s cock. The size, the shape, the taste. How had I ever lived my life without it? How had I ever lived my life without Kevin? What a stud...
Kevin pulled me to my feet and put his lips to mine, and I knew, I was in love.
Hikaro
This was the first time in the history of history that two guys were breaking into a house to rectify a panty raid. Steve was tasked, by his sister, to break into Dean Garnet’s house and steal back all the panties that Dean and his buddies had taken, which included Stephanie’s (Stephanie being Steve’s twin sister) and my own sister’s (whose name was Melanie, by the way).
Hikaro
Here's yet another immigrant from TG Storytime, this one is still ongoing, though. It'll come here in blocks of three chapters every couple weeks (people who aren't an American Idiot like me would call this a "fortnight"). It's a slow change, almost painfully so. At the moment, the whole story is 30,000 words, but that may change depending on how much more I write. The length is still surprising me because I expected it to be 10,000 words at maximum.
Either way, let's begin!
1.
What was I doing there? Was I really that stupid? If Steve hadn’t asked me to be there, I wouldn’t be, so, it was his fault, right? Gah…
This was the first time in the history of history that two guys were breaking into a house to rectify a panty raid. Steve was tasked, by his sister, to break into Dean Garnet’s house and steal back all the panties that Dean and his buddies had taken, which included Stephanie’s (Stephanie being Steve’s twin sister) and my own sister’s (whose name was Melanie, by the way).
How did I let Steve talk me into helping him do this? Stephanie only told him to do this, no mention of me, and Melanie hadn’t cared whether she got her panties back or not, she’d actually thought it was kind of funny that Dean and his boys had decided to do a panty raid on their last week of school. I was a totally neutral country in all of this, so why was I involved?
Worse yet, why was I the one standing on top of Steve’s shoulders, doing my best to climb in a second story window?
“Hold still,” I said to him, trying to be quiet enough not to get caught and loud enough for him to hear at the same time. It wasn’t easy.
“Stop makin’ me sway, then! Just get in the damn house!”
I would have kicked him in the face if that wouldn’t have made me fall on my ass and probably wake up Dean’s parents, or something. As it stood, I did manage to hit him in the forehead with the tip of my left shoe as I made my way into Dean’s room.
2.
Dean was surprisingly well-read for a jock. The guy had more books than I did, and I was a damn bookworm. I nearly tripped on a half-dozen stacks of books on my way from the window to Dean’s dresser. I don’t know why I thought the panties would be in Dean’s dresser, but that was my first idea.
Come to think of it, why had Dean kept the panties? Don’t people who do panty raids dump them the first chance they got, so as not to get caught? Ah, what the hell do I know? I’ve never done a panty raid.
“Jesus!” I whispered, stumbling over another stack of books. How the hell did he maneuver through his room with all these books? I have three bookshelves, all of them full, no books on the floor.
I managed to make my way to the dresser without alerting Dean’s parents and opened the top drawers. Nothing. Middle drawers, nothing. Bottom drawers, nothing. All his own clothes, no panties. Crap. I’d have to look somewhere else. I tried as carefully as possible not to stumble over anymore books and got to his closet. I opened it and nearly had a heart attack as a plastic skeleton fell out and tried to grab me.
“Adam?” Steve’s voice called up, loud enough for me to hear through the open window, but not loud enough to wake anybody. “You okay?”
I poked my head out the window. “Yeah. Skeleton in his closet, that’s all.”
“A real one?”
“No, dumbass, it’s fake.”
“Well, hurry up.”
“Get your own ass up here and help, and maybe I’ll actually find these damn panties.”
“How am I gonna get up there, I go up the stairs? You want me to go inside and go up the stairs, Adam?”
I groaned. “Shut up, asshole, just - “
I was cut off by a flashlight coming on and shining on Steve. I followed the beam of the flashlight and saw that the woman that lived next door to Dean was standing on her lawn, her dog on a leash, not even trying to bark.
“Oh, shit…” I breathed.
The woman said, “Come down here, young man. That’s not your house.”
3.
I climbed out the window, hung over the side, and then let go. Landing hurt, but I was sturdy enough not to break anything. It wasn’t the first time I slipped out a second story window.
The woman motioned for us to follow her, and like we were under some sort of trance, we followed her. My heart was practically leaping out of my chest in fear, because I didn’t know what the hell this woman was going to do. We entered her house through the back door and she pointed at two chairs on one side of the kitchen table, while she sat on the other side. It felt like some sort of interrogation, almost. The dog just sat beside the woman.
“Now, what were you boys doing inside the Garnet house? They’re not home right now.” Great. I didn’t even have to be quiet, now I feel like a retard.
I answered, “We were looking for something that didn’t belong to Dean.”
“Does it belong to you?”
“Our sisters.”
“And what was that?”
“Panties.”
She looked like she was about to laugh. Granted, if I were hearing about two guys breaking into the house of the school’s basketball star looking for panties, I might laugh. Then again, I’m in this situation.
“And why would young Dean have girls’ panties in his room?”
“Because he and a bunch of his friends did a panty raid at school the other day and stole them out of the locker room.”
“And does the school know about this?”
“Yeah.”
“And do the parents know about this?”
“Well, mine do and Steve’s do.”
“And why are you two taking up the responsibility of retrieving these panties? Shouldn’t your parents be solving this problem?”
I sighed. “Steve’s sister asked us to do this.”
“I see. And because your sisters were among those robbed, you believed you had the right to break into someone’s house?”
I planted my hands on the table. “I’m not sayin’ it’s right, but, c’mon, you’re not seriously defending a panty raid, are you?”
She shook her head. “No, but two wrongs don’t make a right. You two need to be punished for what you’ve done, and young Dean needs to be punished for what he’s done.”
I leaned back in the chair and said, “Okay, so call the cops on us, already.”
She shook her head again. “No, no, no… The police needn’t be involved in this. I have ways of settling this matter myself.”
Steve finally asked, “You do?”
The woman nodded now. “Yes. You’re Steve, correct?”
He nodded.
“And your sister is Stephanie?”
He nodded again.
She turned to me. “And you?”
I answered, “Adam.”
“And your sister?”
“Melanie.”
“Adam… It’s a nice name.” She walked over to the shelf above the refrigerator and pulled a small book out. She set it down on the table and took out a pen. “How do you like the name Amanda?”
Where the hell was this going? “It’s a nice name for a girl, why?”
She wrote something in that book and then slammed it shut again before I could see what it was. I traded glances with Steve, then focused on her again.
She looked up from the book and smiled. “In seven days, Adam, you will be Amanda.”
4.
“What the hell are you talking about?!” I practically screamed. This woman was nuts, pure and simple.
She nodded her head. “It’s true. Seven days from now, you’ll be an Amanda, one hundred percent female. This is your punishment.”
“What?!” This was starting to piss me off. I considered calling the cops, but they’d never believe this. Hell, I barely believed it. “Punishment for getting dragged along and forced to break into somebody’s house?”
She shook her head. “You weren’t forced. You could have easily said no.”
“I didn’t even know why I was here before I got here!” I pointed at Steve. “This asshole made me come here!”
“You were the one who entered the house. Steven here stayed outside, on the yard. He was simply trespassing, you were breaking and entering.”
It was time for me to shake my head. “No, I don’t believe you. You can’t turn me into a girl, you’re not… like… a witch or anything.”
She nodded. “That’s right, I’m not a witch.” She stood, and as if somebody turned on a wind machine, a breeze kicked up, despite there being no windows open. A strange glow seeped out of her, and in place of the old woman Steve and I had been looking at, there was now a stunningly beautiful young woman, no older than twenty. “I’m a sorceress.”
The sheer absurdity of that should have made me wake up, but I wasn’t dreaming, I wasn’t asleep… This was happening. I was sitting in a house, next to my best friend, and we were sitting across the table from a sorceress. And on the heels of that realization, I had another.
I was gonna be a girl in seven days.
Oh shit…
5.
No. No. No. No. No. No. “I don’t…” I started.
She finished for me. “Believe me? No, I imagine your human brain is still struggling to comprehend me. It’s not uncommon, after all.” She waved her hand and the table was suddenly a bowl of fruit on the floor. I shot up from my chair and nearly broke something as I tripped over it on my way to the door. “Not so fast, Amanda,” she said. When my hand reached the doorknob, I pulled back in pain.
The doorknob was on fire.
“Now do you understand?”
I turned to face her again. “Why?!”
She sat back down in her own chair. “I feel it’s a fitting punishment. You chose to break into a house to retrieve panties, now you’ll have a reason to get your own.”
Steve asked, “I don’t get punished, do I?”
She nodded. “Of course you do, but your punishment will be different.”
I walked over to her and grabbed her by the collar of her dress. “And what about Dean? What punishment does he get?”
She closed her eyes a moment, and then I was suddenly sitting back down, the table between us, and she was the old woman again. What the hell?!
“Young Dean will suffer his own punishment, don’t worry.” She waved her hand again. “All the girls whose panties were stolen will now find them in their dresser drawers again. You two may go home now, and accept the thanks from your sisters.”
I was about to stand up again, but with another wave of the witch’s hand, Steve and I were standing on the street outside school, a good mile and a half away from Dean’s house.
6.
I fell back, against the fence on the edge of school property, and took a deep breath. Steve sat beside me. “So... “ he said, and I already wanted to punch him. “You wanna go out on a date when you’re done turning into a girl?”
That made me punch him.
“Shut up!” I shouted. “This is happening because of you! I wouldn’t be turning into a girl if it weren’t for you!”
He covered his face to avoid another punch. “What? I didn’t know we were gonna get caught!”
“I didn’t even want to do this! Melanie didn’t care! If it weren’t for you and your stupid ass sister, I’d still be a guy next week!”
“I’m sorry, man!”
I shook my head. I didn’t want to hear it. “Fuck you,” I said, “I’m goin’ home.”
I didn’t even give him one last glance before I walked away.
1.
I shut the front door behind me and was instantly greeted by Melanie’s face. I couldn’t quite make out the specific look she had, but I’m sure it would be one I’d eventually wear on my own, a week from now.
“How did you get them back in my dresser without me noticing?”
I shook my head. “I’m tired, sis, lemme go to sleep.”
“And I thought you weren’t going to get caught up in another one of Steve’s stupid schemes?”
“I said I’m tired.”
“Adam, what’s going on with you?”
I sighed, then I took a good long look at my sister. Melanie was a year and a half older than I was, which made her just about seventeen, but she’d been mistaken for older before. Not in a bad way, like drug abuse, but people just seemed to believe she held herself more like an adult and less like a teenager, which was in stark contrast to me, who nobody believed would ever really grow up because of how I acted. Her face looked like an exact teenage duplicate of our mom’s, with wide brown eyes, a small nose and full lips. The one thing she didn’t get from Mom was her hair color. Mom was a brunette, while Dad was pure red. Melanie got Dad’s red hair, while I got what seemed like a natural combination of the two that could be mistaken for either one depending on the light.
“Okay, why are you looking at me like that?” she asked.
I shook my head again. “No reason. Hope you’re glad you’ve got your panties back.” I pushed past her and made for the stairs.
2.
I locked my bedroom door, picked up my tablet and flopped down onto my bed. I tapped on the internet icon and did a search for witches. I mostly got tabloid trash and incoherent forum babel, which didn’t help things. I’ve ignored tabloids forever, and the forum crap was just that - crap. Nobody was making any sense.
The door opened and Melanie stood in the doorway. “You clearly forgot I have a key to the bedroom doors.”
I groaned this time. “I’m really not in the mood, sis.”
“And I’m not in the mood for this junk. Dad put me in charge while he and Mom are second honeymooning, remember?”
I can’t for the life of me figure out why she felt the need to remind me of this every time I left the house, but I said, “So what?”
“You’re supposed to tell me when it is you’re leaving the house, remember?”
I set my tablet on my pillow and sat up. “I swear to God, if you say remember one more time, I’m gonna jump out the window. Why the hell are you pressing me, Melanie?”
“Because you’re acting weird, and for you, that’s saying something.”
“It’s not important.”
“Yeah, it kinda is. What’s going on?”
“You won’t believe me.”
“Try me.”
“Fine. The woman that lives next door to Dean is a witch and she told me I’m gonna be a girl in a week.”
For about two seconds, it looked like Melanie was taking me seriously, then she doubled over and laughed about as loudly as a full theater at a Paul Blart movie. I wanted to push her out of my room, put boards on the door and enjoy what little time I had left as a guy doing guy stuff, like masturbating or watching basketball on TV.
Finally, she tired her best to stop laughing and asked, “So… really, what happened?”
I stood up and walked over to the window. “I’m not joking.”
“Yeah, you kinda have to be.”
“I’m not. Call Steve up, he’ll tell you.”
“No, he’ll tell me what you two cooked up.”
“How do you explain your underwear getting in your dresser drawer all by itself? She did it, the witch.” Why was I still calling her a witch? She clearly told me she was a sorceress.
“Or you climbed through my window and slipped it in while I was downstairs. Witches don’t exist, Adam, and there’s no way boys just spontaneously turn into girls.”
I sighed again. “I don’t actually know if it will be spontaneous. For all I know, I’ll start turning into a girl tomorrow.”
“You’re not turning into a girl!”
I was getting angry again. “Look, Melanie, she turned a frikkin’ table into a bowl of fruits! She made a doorknob feel like it was covered in fire! She was goddamn magic, I’m telling you!” I sat back down again and tried to calm myself. “I didn’t... “ My heart was pounding. “I didn’t want to believe it either, but the proof was right there. It seemed stupid to keep denying what I was seeing happen in front of me.”
She sat down beside me. “You do realize you sound like a maniac, right? Nobody can just turn somebody into a girl.”
I let out a laugh. “Yeah, I would have said the same thing if I hadn’t watched her do all the shit she did.”
Melanie sighed. “Okay, entertaining the idea that this is possible and that you’ll be my little sister in a week’s time, what are you going to do about it? You can’t tell the cops, they’ll think you’re crazy. And how do we even know we’ll remember this in a week? How do we know we’ll retain memories of you being a boy after you’re a girl?”
“I don’t know!” Why did I suddenly want to cry? Why did crying suddenly seem like a viable option for me right now? I needed Melanie out of my room, and fast. “Look, Mel… Just... Get out of my room, okay? It’s been a long day and I wanna go to sleep.”
She stood up and nodded. “Yeah, okay, but tomorrow, we talk about this, understand?”
Tomorrow. Tomorrow was Saturday, no school for three whole days (I can’t for the life of me remember why we had Monday off) and then we went back for final exams. Great. By next Friday, I may be shopping for a dress for the end-of-semester dance.
“Fine,” I said, “just get out.”
After she left, I moved my tablet from my pillow to somewhere else. Yeah, I wasn’t gonna find anything related to that stupid sorceress. Dammit. I turned my light off, laid down and felt myself drifting off to sleep almost instantly.
3.
“You know how this will end.”
What?
“You know how this will end. It’s only a matter of time before you accept it.”
Who are you and what are you talking about?
“You know what I’m talking about.”
What’s going on?!
“You know what I’m talking about. It’s only a matter of time before you accept it.”
A light came on. I held my hand up to shield my eyes from it, then took a step closer to whatever was causing it. Why was I moving closer to it? What the hell was going on?
“You know what you have to do.”
Who’s talking? Why did I hear this person? God, my arms were kind of cold. I rubbed at my arms to get warmer.
Wait a minute… I don’t own any sleeveless tops.
“You know what to do. It’s only a matter of time before you accept it.”
Great, now my legs were cold. I stopped for a second to tug at my skirt, but it was too short to actually provide me any warmth.
Wait… Skirt?
“You know how this will end.”
The bright light died down, and I finally saw its source: a mirror. I took a step closer to it and suddenly that chill that overtook my legs and arms decided to run up my spine. What the hell?
The girl in the mirror was wearing a light pink top with spaghetti straps and a simple white skirt. On her feet were a pair sandals with a two inch heel. Her face looked an awful lot like Melanie’s, just younger. In fact, Like Melanie but younger described this girl to a T, except for one simple feature. Her hair wasn’t Melanie’s pure red, but a mixture between red and brown that looked too much like...
“You know how this will end. It’s only a matter of time before you accept it.”
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, that wasn’t me! That girl in the mirror wasn’t me!
4.
I sat up and felt sweat breaking out on my neck. What the hell had I just dreamed? No, seriously, what? I couldn’t remember any of it, I just knew that it terrified me.
I rubbed at my forehead. I had a throbbing headache. Was it because of last night? Wait, was last night even real? Some sorceress casting a spell on me didn’t seem real, it seemed like a dream. Was that my dream?
I shook my head and got up from the bed. I walked downstairs to get my breakfast. There was a note on refrigerator. I removed the magnet and read it.
Had to go to the grocery store to grab some food, bro. We’ll have our talk later.
Talk? Oh, yeah… Last night. Crap… I guess all that stuff was real. So, what was my dream, then? Dammit… if that wasn’t my dream…
My headache kicked up again. Why did I have a headache? I’ve never woken up with a headache. Jesus, this is getting weird. I needed to understand this.
Time for an internet search!
I plopped my ass down in the desk chair and something felt weird. My ass felt… different. I stood up and then sat back down again, and everything felt normal again. Weird. What caused that? Was I actually changing physically over time? Great. If that was the case, then I might already be at least thirty-three percent girl by the time I went back to school on Tuesday.
Or it could just be that I’m freaked because I could be turning into a girl. Or I’m just nuts. Great, now that bitch has me considering possibilities to something crazy. Shit.
After two hours of meaningless Google searches, I came up with absolutely nothing. There didn’t seem to be anything, save for the occasional person who would have sounded like a nut a day before. They still seemed nuts to me now, even though I had a story that would make me sound equally nuts.
Would any of these take me seriously if I decided to take them seriously?
1.
I sat on the couch, changing channels. There wasn’t much of anything on, but that wasn’t uncommon for a Saturday. After a little bit, I just put it on something and left it there, then laid down. I was tired, for some reason, something I couldn’t figure out.
My eyelids felt heavy, causing me to close them. I felt myself curl into the fetal position, and then the warm embrace of sleep took hold of me.
2.
Why was I standing in front of a mirror? What was I doing there? I looked at my reflection and, for some reason, wondered why I was dressed the same in this dream as I was in real life. I turned away from the mirror and looked at the room I was in.
Although, room was stretching it.
Where I was had no walls, no ceiling, no floor. Everything melded with everything else. The place was dizzying, to say the least. In fact, the mirror was the only landmark. I took a step away from it and, to my surprise, I was actually a step away from it. I continued my trip away from the mirror, always making sure to check back for it every now and again, but I stopped about sixty steps away from it.
The mirror was right behind me again.
What the hell? How did that happen? I looked around the room again and nothing looked any different, except that I was now right beside the mirror again. What was going on?
The door opened. Wait, door? Where was a door? I looked around and saw a glowing rectangle with a human silhouette standing in it. “Good, you’re home,” the silhouette said. The voice sounded familiar, but I couldn’t quite peg it. “What happened to you?”
“What are you talking about?” I asked, but the voice wasn’t mine. I looked in the mirror again and saw my reflection, but I didn’t see any differences. I was still wearing the same boxer shorts and solid black tee shirt I’d been wearing before. What was the silhouette talking about?
That was when I saw it.
The reflection in the mirror was mine, yes, but it wasn’t me. It was a girl, wearing my clothes. She looked ridiculously cute, like a younger version of Melanie. Why did I look like that? What was happening to me?!
“Adam?” the silhouette asked. I looked at him - I realized it was a him after a few seconds - and discovered that it was Steve. He had a look of concern on his face, and for some reason, I started to tear up. I fell to my knees and he reached down and scooped me up and held me. “It’s okay, man, it’s okay…”
I was worried now. I felt comfortable in his arms, comfortable and warm. Part of me hated this feeling, but another part of me loved it. He patted the back of my head, his fingers getting a little tangled in my hair.
“Amanda?” he asked now, and…
3.
I woke up to Steve standing over by the TV, hooking up my PS3. He had a relieved look on his face. “Damn, man, I’ve been here two hours, and you’ve been asleep the whole time.”
I rubbed at my eyes and sat up. “What are you doing here? I coulda sworn I yelled at you last night.”
“Well, you did, but, c’mon, you can’t still be angry at me, can you?”
“I got cursed because of you.”
He blew a raspberry. “Ah, bullshit, that lady was just crazy. We were both tired and scared last night, we probably just dreamed everything we think she did.”
I stood up. “Oh yeah? Did you dream about her turning a table into a bowl of fruit?”
“Yeah.”
“Her turning from an old lady into a hot babe sixty years younger?”
“Yeah.”
“Her telling me I’d be turned into a girl named Amanda?”
“Yeeeeaaaah?”
“How did we have the same dreams, dumbass?!”
“Magic?”
“So she has magic dream powers, but she can’t turn me into a girl, that right?”
He shrugged. “If she could turn you into a girl, why didn’t she do it there, last night? Why are you still Adam now? She was bullshitting us, pure and simple.”
I ran my hand through my hair. It seemed a little longer than it had been before. I looked at my reflection in the glass of the coffee table, but nothing looked different. Great, just like with my ass before, I’m starting to think things. That sorceress probably was bullshitting us.
But that wouldn’t explain that dream I just had.
4.
“What are you doin’ here, anyway?” I asked.
He shrugged. “It’s Saturday, and I’m bored. Where’s your sister? I wanna try it again.”
I sighed. Steve had been trying to get Melanie to say Yes to him for awhile now. I guess being two years younger than her didn’t mean anything to him, because he still wanted to date her and thought she’d want to date him. It didn’t take a genius to realize that they weren’t compatible.
It didn’t help that Steve always looked like a damn slob. Maybe if he cleaned himself up a bit, combed his hair a little, wore better clothes… Maybe then a girl would want to date him. As he was now, his only options for love were cybersex or prostitutes. I’d told him that before, even pretended to be a girl on a chatroom once just to fuck around with him.
“She’s not here,” I answered. “She said she’d be back later.”
“Dammit! This time she’s gonna say yes, man, I can feel it.”
Hell, I wouldn’t even date him. If I were a girl, that is. He was just too hopeless. I was just as hopeless, but I didn’t even try to date girls. I’d gone out on one date with Stephanie, and she’d told me I was more like a girlfriend than a boyfriend, because all I wanted to do was talk. I didn’t want to do couple stuff. I kinda thought “couple stuff” included talking.
“I’ll believe that when I see it. Whadda you wanna play?” I asked, pointing to the PS3.
He shrugged. “I dunno. Skyrim?”
I shook my head. “You know that shit bores me now.”
“Okay, Resident Evil?”
“Fine, but we do co-op.”
“Of course.”
“Which one?”
“I vote for Six.”
I sighed. He always wanted to play Resident Evil 6. It was his favorite game in the series, for some reason. I preferred Revelations 2, but he never wanted to play it. “Fine. Go get it.”
I sat there, waiting for him to go upstairs and get the game, and something just seemed wrong to me. I couldn’t figure out what it was, but… something. I rubbed at my forehead, but that didn’t seem to help. I didn’t have a headache, anymore. Did it have something to do with Steve? I may get pissed off at the guy, but he was still my best friend.
Four minutes later, one PlayStation Network sign-in, and a quick campaign selection later, and Steve and I were slogging through the sewers of the fictional city of Tall Oaks as Leon Kennedy and Helena Harper. Steve was Leon, and that stuck me with Helena.
Except that wasn’t really true. I was player one, so I got to pick my character, and I picked Helena. I could have easily picked Leon, but I didn’t, even though I usually do.
“You okay, dude?” Steve asked.
“Yeah,” I said, but I wasn’t even sure if I was telling the truth.
5.
Steve and I were still playing Resident Evil 6 when Melanie came home, about a dozen grocery bags hanging off each hand. “Are you guys gonna help me, or what?” she asked. I pretty much dumped my controller on the couch and jumped up to help her. Steve struggled for a second to kill a zombie before he helped.
Ten minutes later, all the groceries were put away, and Melanie and I were seated across from one another at the kitchen table. I felt nervous, she looked nervous, Steve wasn’t doing shit.
“So…” Steve, hilariously enough, was the first one to speak. “Why isn’t anyone talking?”
Melanie cleared her throat. “Okay, Adam, it’s time to talk about that lady you guys met last night.”
“What about her? She’s a sorceress, and she said she cursed me.”
“Okay, but why?”
“I don’t know, but I don’t care. She had to be lying, otherwise I’d be a girl now, right?”
“She said it would be in a week, so that’s Friday. Let’s say you’re going to be a girl on Friday, why that specific date?”
“I dunno. Just because it’s a week later?” I sighed. “I really don’t know, sis. I just… She should have been able to do it right away, but she didn’t, so I don’t believe she can do it all.”
“Let’s say she can, though… What do we do about it?”
“If she can do it, what can we do? Who’s gonna believe that a sorceress cursed me into a girl?”
“You’ve got a birth certificate stating your gender,” Steve said, probably the smartest thing he’d said all day.
I had to voice the one concern I had: “But, what if this supposed curse changes everything, like, nobody remembers Adam and everybody remembers Amanda?”
No one said anything to that. I think Steve and Melanie were just as afraid of that possiblity as I was.
6.
I laid on my bed and stared up at the ceiling. Steve had gone home hours before, and Melanie was on the phone, ordering pizza. I didn’t really have anything to do except lay there and think about what might happen. Everything seemed so crazy.
Would I start turning into a girl? Or would I just suddenly be one on Friday? Would I start to like guys? Would I fall in love with Steve? The idea of that made me want to puke. Dammit. And what about my parents? They wouldn’t get home until Thursday. It was either, “Hi, Mom and Dad… Yeah… I know I look a little like Melanie when she was younger, but I’m really Adam,” or “Mom, Dad, don’t freak out, but I might wake up a girl tomorrow.” Neither option was, in any way, a good option.
And then there was school. Sure, this was finals week, but if I was changing over the course of the week, then people would see me. They’d all watch me turn into a girl. If I just changed on Friday, then I’d show up as a completely different person for the last day of school. None of this seemed to work out in my favor at all.
My chest was starting to itch. I reached under my shirt and scratched at the irritating sensation.
Here's the next set of three chapters. If I leave you with a cliffhanger, I hope you don't mind.
1.
“So,” Steve said, taking hold of my hand. Why was he holding my hand and why was I letting him? “What do we do now?”
I shook my head. “I don’t get it.”
He grabbed my other hand now. Were we about to do the Ring Around the Rosie thing? I didn’t want to do that. “Amanda, c’mon, we’re just sitting around.” No, we’re not. We’re clearly standing.
“So what?”
He let go of my hands and grabbed me by the shoulders. “C’mon! We never do anything fun anymore.”
“We do plenty of stuff.”
“Not really.”
Why was he making a big deal out of this?
“We do lots of stuff!”
“We haven’t really hung out since you finished changing. You barely talk to me anymore.”
I looked away from him. He wasn’t right, was he? Was there even a chance that he was right? No. No, there wasn’t. Steve was my best friend, and I’ve clearly hung out with him more than a few times since…
2.
I sat upright and started coughing. What the hell?! What was with that dream? What caused me to dream that?
I scratched my itchy chest again. It was mild irritation, but it was constant. What the hell caused that? I sighed. Itchy chest, weird dreams, were these signs of that curse, or just me being freaked?
I stood up and grabbed a shirt. I slipped my arms through the sleeves, then pulled the shirt down over my head. As it brushed against my chest, I felt something odd, but I couldn’t quite place what it was. I glanced at myself in my mirror and realized that nothing looked any different than it had yesterday. Great. Either I’m going nuts, or these changes are going to happen so slowly that I don’t notice them.
As I kept looking at my reflection, I could have sworn my hair was a little longer. I didn’t really have short hair, but I didn’t remember it completely covering my ears. Had it? Dammit… I’m going nuts again.
I sat at my desk and just stared out the window for a minute. What was I going to do with my Sunday? I didn’t really have anything to do. Sunday was a lazy day for me, always had been.
There was a knock on my door. “Come in, Melanie,” I said. It was obvious who it was. She opened the door and tossed me a pair of pants. “What’s this for?”
“Put those on.”
“Why?”
“I’m curious.”
I looked the pants over. “These are your pants.”
“And you’re going to put them on, this isn’t rocket science.”
“Why?”
“Suppose you’re turning into a girl slowly, then at some point soon, you should be able to fit in those pants.”
“Why soon?”
“Because you only have five days before you’re officially supposed to be a girl.”
I sighed. Why was I even entertaining this idea? I slipped my legs into the pants and then struggled, only a little, to get them over my hips. I tried zipping them up, but that was futile, and the button was nothing but a lost cause. “There, you happy?” I asked, certain I looked like an idiot.
Much to my surprise, there was a look of shock on her face. “You… uh… shouldn’t have been able to get that far.”
“Why?”
“Remember my old boyfriend, Billy? He was smaller than you, and he couldn’t get my pants on that far.”
The only question that ran through my mind was, “Why was Billy wearing your pants?”
She rubbed at her arm. “Well… He kinda liked to wear my clothes...“ She shook her head. “That’s not important, what’s important is that you’re smaller now than you used to be.”
I looked at myself in the mirror again, but I couldn’t see anything. I didn’t look any smaller, I didn’t feel any smaller, but the pants barely looked out of place on me, aside from not being zipped or buttoned. Was Melanie right? Come to think of it, my shirt seemed a little bigger than it used to be, now.
I rapidly stripped the pants off and tossed them back to Melanie. “Get these pants away from me,” I said, and even I could hear the fear in my voice.
She folded them up and came closer to me. “Your hair’s different,” she said, reaching out and touching it. I jerked back. “It’s okay, jeez. It’s just a little longer, is all. That’s not something to worry about, right?”
I threw my arms up. “I don’t know! Has it ever been noticeably longer before?”
She shook her head. “Not really.”
I collapsed into my chair. “Great. So, what, I’m turning slowly?”
She sighed, then sat down on my bed. “I dunno, little bro. I think it’s time we called Mom and Dad.”
I shook my head. “No. We wait this out, and if I’m more girl than guy on Tuesday, we call them then. I don’t want to rob them of their second honeymoon just because I’m turning into a girl.”
3.
She didn’t look happy, but I didn’t care. I wasn’t calling Mom and Dad. How would they even react? Would Mom be happy to have another daughter to poke and prod and dress up? Would Dad be sad that he was losing his one and only son? Now that I thought about it, would Melanie be happy that she had a little sister? Would both her and Mom be happy that there was only one person left to leave the seat up?
I slumped in my chair. “Mel…”
“Yeah?”
“How do you feel with all of this?”
“Whaddya mean?”
“How are you gonna feel when Mom starts mixing your panties and mine up when she does the laundry?”
She looked away from me for a second, then looked back at me. “Well, I dunno. You’re not the worst brother out there, and I don’t mind you the way you are. I can’t say it won’t be nice having a sister, but I don’t really want to lose you.” She put on a nervous smirk. “Plus, it’s gonna be tough teaching you all the new feminine stuff you’re going to have to learn.”
I don’t think she meant for that to be frightening, but the idea of what I’d have to put up with scared me. Even if I were to be a simple girl like Melanie, she still woke up about an hour before school started to get ready, and she didn’t wear much make-up or even outrageously fancy clothes. It just seemed to be something girls did, no matter what. And what if I had periods? Could I have periods? How would I deal with that?
“What?” she asked. “What is it?”
“All that new feminine stuff I’m gonna havta learn, that’s what.”
The smirk came back, this time far less nervous. “Oh. Hey, it’s not that hard. A little bit of fashion knowledge and use a tampon every month, it’s not as hard to deal with as guys think it is.”
I raised an eyebrow. “It’s not?”
She shook her head. “No. Probably the worst part for you will be shaving your legs.”
I looked at my legs. Even that probably wouldn’t be as hard as she thought it would be. I didn’t exactly grow a lot of hair. Then again, I’ve never shaved my legs. Maybe it would be the biggest pain in the ass in my life.
“And your armpits.”
“Wha?”
“What? Girls shave their armpits, because guys think it’s disgusting for girls to have pit hair. You trying to tell me you’ve never noticed?”
I shrugged. “I’ve never paid that much attention to a girl’s armpits before.”
“You’ve never seen me do it?”
“Not really.”
“I do.”
“And I’ll have to?”
“Well, if you want a boyfriend who’s not from Europe.”
Why was the idea of having a boyfriend not the most disturbing thing I’d heard all day?
4.
“What are we doing here?” Steve asked. “And why are you wearing your sister’s pants?”
“They fit better than mine do,” I answered. “And we’re here to see how people react to… well… me.”
He looked around at everyone, which wasn’t hard, considering how packed the gym was. Neither he nor I were regular attendees at a school basketball game, but this was the last one of the year, and it would be a less cliched public place to be in than the mall.
“What are they supposed to see? A kinda skinny guy wearing girl pants? That’s not exactly uncommon, y’know.”
I rolled my eyes. “Are you telling me that you can’t tell that I look a little different? Melanie and I could.”
“Like I said. Kinda skinny. You don’t look that much different.”
“But I look different.”
“I still recognized you when I spotted you outside, remember?”
He had a point. We hadn’t even tried to meet up, I was coming to the basketball game all by myself. He’d just been outside walking his dog. It was one of exactly three times he’d said he was happy to live half a block away from the school. I’d simply asked him to come because I really didn’t want to be seen at a basketball game alone.
The seats weren’t that great, but we had a decent view of the court. The opposing team came out first, much to the boos of one side of the gym and the cheers of the other. After that, our team came out, which incited cheers from our side of the gym and boos from the other.
It was then that I saw him. Dean Garnet, the very reason I was in this situation. He didn’t look like he was suffering from any punishment. I sat back in my seat and sighed. Dammit. If it weren’t for him and then Steve, I’d still be male on Friday. Hell, I wouldn’t be changing today.
It was about thirty minutes into the game that I saw something. The ball was passed to Dean, he made it to the shot line, tried for his shot - and the throw came up wrong. He was shooting like a girl. And he was shooting like a girl who’s never played basketball before.
“Do you see that?” I asked Steve, pointing to Dean.
“Yeah. Jock’s off his A-Game tonight.”
“Steve, what if that’s his punishment?”
“To suck at basketball? Not really much of a punishment considering you havta turn into a girl. Why would the punishments be so completely different? Especially since I don’t even know what mine is yet?”
I shrugged. “I dunno, but Dean’s a billion times better than this all the time. I find it hard to believe that tonight, two days after we were cursed, he suddenly has a random bad day.”
The entire game, Dean’s shots came up short, he was suddenly the weakest link in the team as opposed to his usual role as the team point winner. I even saw Max Caulfield purposefully knock him down once. Max was his best friend, and now he was practically beating him to death.
Okay, so my punishment was turning into a girl, Dean’s was being humiliated at sports, what would Steve’s be?
1.
“So, how’d the basketball game go?” Melanie asked me when I got home.
I plopped down on the couch. “Well, our team won. Barely.”
“Whaddya mean?”
“Dean wasn’t playing all that well.”
She raised an eyebrow. “Dean? Dean the guy who’s house you broke into Dean?”
I nodded. “The very same. It was like he didn’t know how to play basketball. I could play better than he could, and I’m crappy at basketball.”
She scratched at her chin. “Did that sorceress say anything about Dean being punished?”
I nodded again. “She did, and I was thinking the same thing. I’m just confused about what’s going to happen to Steve.”
“If he was turning into a girl, we would have noticed it by now.” She sat down beside me. For some reason, she grabbed my arm and took a very close examination of my hand.
“What the hell?” I asked.
“I’m looking at your hand.”
“I can see that.”
“No, look at your hand.”
I pulled my hand away from her and took a good long look at it. There was something different about it, but I couldn’t place it. Was it my fingers? Was it my fingernails? What was it? “I don’t get it.”
She held her own hand out and put mine right up against it. “Look.”
That was creepy. Our hands looked identical. If somebody was looking at our hands, the only difference being that Melanie had painted fingernails.
2.
I sat on my bed and looked at my hands for awhile. It was weird how much they looked like Melanie’s. My nails looked a little different, but that was about it. When had that happened? Why hadn’t I noticed it before Melanie pointed it out?
I got up and grabbed my tablet, then returned to my bed. I tapped on the internet icon and stared at the Google homepage for awhile. What would I look up? I set the tablet back down on my night stand and laid down.
I felt myself drifting off to sleep, and the last thing that crossed my mind before sleep overtook me was how my fingernails would look with nail polish on them.
3.
“C’mon!” I said, trying to draw Steve’s attention. He wasn’t really talking to me. “You said you wanted to hang out more, so why are you the one who doesn’t want to hang out now?”
He shook his head. “I just… How is it gonna be fun sitting around watching you do your stuff?”
“‘Do my stuff’? What? That doesn’t even make sense.”
He sighed. “Y’know, like when you try on clothes or paint your nails, that sort of stuff. Girl stuff.”
Ugh! Really? “How often do I do ‘girl stuff’ around you? Huh? Last time we hung out, all we did was watch movies.” I plopped down on the couch beside him. I was happy I was wearing shorts. If I was wearing as skirt, I couldn’t just plop down. “Most of the time all we do is play video games. How has anything really changed?”
He looked away from me. “How can you say that? Everything has changed, and I think you’re the only one who doesn’t notice it.”
How could he say that? Of course I noticed what was changing, but how has our relationship changed?
“I… I’ve noticed,” I said, though my voice sounded weaker than I thought it should. “But… We’re still friends, right?”
He turned back to me and said, “Wake up, bro, Mom and Dad are on the phone.”
4.
I slowly opened my eyes and saw Melanie standing there holding the phone. I reached out, grabbed it, and then pulled the covers back up over my head. “Hello?”
Mom’s voice came over the phone. “Melanie, put your brother on the phone, seriously.”
What? What?! “What?!” I asked. I sat up and brushed my bangs away from my face. Wait, my bangs? I don’t have bangs. What the hell?
“I asked you to put Adam on the phone, remember?”
“Mom, this is Adam!”
“Sweetie, please, this got annoying when you two were little.”
Melanie grabbed the phone from my hands and pressed a button. “Mom, he’s not joking, that was Adam. I put us on speaker.”
Mom asked, “Adam? Honey? Say something.”
For some stupid reason, the only thing that popped into my head was: “Can you hear me now?” That was when I heard it. I didn’t exactly sound like Melanie, but I didn’t sound like a boy anymore.
“What’s going on? Why do you sound so strange?”
Melanie sighed. “I was gonna call you guys and tell you later. Adam’s kinda… Well… He’s…”
“He’s what?” Mom asked. “You’re what, Adam?”
I really didn’t want to answer that question. I knew I’d need to eventually, but that didn’t make this any easier. How do you tell your parents that you’re turning from boy to girl? How do you explain to them that a sorceress cursed you because you broke into a dumbass’s house to steal something back from him? How? How?
A part of my brain told me that this shouldn’t be hard at all. Tell the truth, that part of my brain told me. They’ll understand. Except that they won’t, obviously. The whole thing sounded so damned fantastical that if somebody really understood it, they should be committed to a nut house.
“Adam?” Mom asked again. Every time she asked, I wanted to hang up the phone, but I knew that’d scare her even more. Dammit, dammit, dammit!
“I’m… Turning into a girl, Mom.” Was that so hard? Was that so hard? Yes. Yes, it was. That was ridiculously painful. I felt like I’d just told her that I was dying. I almost felt like I was dying. Well, technically, I was. Male Adam was dying, so very slowly, while Female Amanda was just as slowly being born.
Except it didn’t feel like I was changing so slowly. I reached under my shirt and scratched at my itchy chest. That was when I felt a strange puffiness to my chest. Oh. Great. I knew what was coming next. What’s that one thing a boy notices about a girl? Every boy I came into contact with was now going to start noticing me.
Well, that’s not true. They weren’t big enough to even be noticed under my shirt. For at least a little while, I’d still be able to somewhat pass for a boy.
“What did you say?” Mom asked, bringing me out of my boob daze and back into the current situation.
“I said I’m turning into a girl, Mom. It’s… A whole weird story, but it’s happening. By Friday, I’m not gonna be Adam anymore.”
“Honey, that’s impossible.”
Melanie shook her head, like Mom could see her. “He’s not lying, Mom. He looks more like a girl than he does a boy, now.”
That wasn’t a good thing to hear. I was only three days into this curse and already I looked more female than male? Crap. How much more female would I get in the next four days? Or would I be done on day six? Crap, crap, crappity, crap, crap.
5.
“Does anyone else know about this?” Dad asked. I could hear the concern in his voice.
“Just Steve, since he was there.”
“The Garnet boy doesn’t know anything?”
“I dunno. I don’t think he’d try to play last night if did know about the curse.”
“Why didn’t you call straight away?”
I laughed. ‘Would you have really believed me? This doesn’t sound crazy to you?”
“I didn’t say that, kiddo, but you still should have told us.”
I nodded, even though he couldn’t see that. “I know. I was just… Scared.”
I hoped he would understand that. I’ve never seen my dad scared of anything, but I assumed he’d been scared of something before. Hell, maybe he was scared now. I didn’t know.
“Dad… What’s gonna happen to me?” I asked. My fear was asking the question, really.
He didn’t say anything at first, then, “I dunno, kiddo. I dunno.”
6.
I walked into Melanie’s room and sat down at her vanity. She wasn’t home, so she wouldn’t see me. Not that I cared, it would probably be a good thing if Melanie were here. She was taking this all very well, and I was pleased about that. I don’t know if I could stand teasing from her while I’m turning into a girl.
I looked at all the make-up she had just sitting around on her vanity. She didn’t have too much, but it looked like a lot to me. Mascara, eyeliner, eye shadow, blush, lipstick, four or five different shades of each. How did she keep track of all this?
I took a breath, then reached for one of the lipstick tubes. Why was I even considering this? Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid… I pulled the cap off and found a weird dark purple shade. Do girls really like weird colors like this on their lips? It looked goofy as hell to me. I took another breath and put the tube to my lips.
What was I doing? Why was I doing this? What if Melanie used this the last time she had the flu? I could be giving myself the flu. I’m an idiot. I drew the lipstick across my upper lip, then my lower lip, then put the cap back on the tube.
I puckered my lips and looked at myself in the mirror. I did a surprisingly adequate job, just a little mistake on my lower lip.
I took stock of my face for the first time in the last two days. Overall, I didn’t look too different. My eyes a little wider, my lips a little fuller (though that could have been because of the lipstick), I swear my cheeks were a little puffier. I reached up and touched the barrettes that Melanie had given me to clip my bangs back. That was the closest she’d come to making fun of me, but she’d apologized for it straight away. These are pink, but that shouldn’t bother you, too much, she’d said, sorry, bro… I didn’t mean it like that.
I sighed. Time to wash off the lipstick. I stood up and made my way for the door, then stopped. Melanie’s closet was right there, right beside the door. I sighed again. Yet another thing that I really shouldn’t be doing, but since I’d be wearing stuff like that soon enough…
I reached inside and grabbed a tank top and a pair of shorts that were easy to get to. I took off my own shorts and shirt and then my own morbid curiosity made me take my underwear off. I’d already promised to do the laundry today, Melanie wouldn’t get too mad, would she? I reached into her underwear drawer and laughed as loudly as I could. Right on top was the pair of panties that had been involved in the event that had caused this whole sad affair in the first place.
I pulled the panties out of the drawer and unfolded them. They were pink with an orange waistband. They looked so tiny, like they’d never fit any girl that ever wore them. Again, I asked myself why I was doing this. I sat down on the edge of Melanie’s bed, slipped one leg in one hole, and the other leg in the other hole, then pulled the panties up. After getting them over my hips, I took another breath and looked at myself in her wall mirror.
I started to sweat some. I didn’t look goofy at all. The bulge in the front of the panties wasn’t even that big. I’d never say I was the biggest guy around anyway, but I wasn’t that small before.
I put my shrunken “head” out of my mind and reached for the shorts. They were tighter than the jeans I’d worn the night before, but still not painful, or even awkward. Another look in the mirror, and I’d almost swear I was a girl from the waist down. What little hair I had on my legs didn’t even hinder the image.
I grabbed the shirt and pulled it down over my head. As the shirt touched my nipples, I felt something… Odd. Was this feeling just the shirt rubbing against my nipples? I pulled the shirt back off and looked at my chest in the mirror. Were my nipples a little more puffy? I looked down and saw, for the first time, the slight curve of my breasts. They were actually starting to pop out, as opposed to how they were even this morning.
The reality of the situation was hitting me hard, now. I couldn’t wear any of Melanie’s shirts with my nipples - no, let’s just say it, my breasts - this sensitive, and wearing one of my own shirts would be completely against what this little curiosity experiment was all about. I knew exactly what I’d need to do, and the idea of it was embarrassing. Almost as embarrassing as I knew it would eventually be to go into a store and get the measuring done. I pulled open the drawer underneath Melanie’s panty drawer and found them. Something compelled me to actually try and match tops to bottoms, so I found the bra that went with the panties I was wearing.
Dammit, this was awkward. Not trying to put one on, just the idea that I would need to put one on. I slipped my arms through the straps and struggled to reach behind me and get the hooks together in the back. It wasn’t easy, but I managed to do it after a little trial and error. Then I adjusted it on my chest, made it feel a little more comfortable. Yet another look in the mirror and the image of me wearing a bra and girl shorts was just creepy. I pulled the tank top on yet again and the image was complete.
Amanda didn’t actually look too out of place. Really, she looked very natural, very real.
I sat down on Melanie’s bed, my eyes never leaving that reflection. I wasn’t even Adam anymore, was I?
1.
The doorbell rang, pulling me out of my horrified daze. Oh, for God’s sake, was Steve here? He really wanted to hang out a lot.
Did that have anything to do with my dreams?
I left Melanie’s room and made my way downstairs. I made it to the door just as Steve was about to ring the doorbell again, and watched his eyes widen in surprise. “What?” I asked, then realized that he hadn’t heard my voice all day. “Look, I know I sound a little different, but that’s all that’s changed, okay?”
He shook his head slowly. “No… No it ain’t…”
I raised an eyebrow, then I realized what he was looking at. Me. His eyes were tracing my body from head to toe and back again. Suddenly, I felt a little chilly, and rubbed at my exposed arms. “Are you gonna hurry up and come inside, I’m kinda cold.”
“Um… Yeah,” he said, nervousness in his voice.
He came in and sat down on the couch, and I sat down beside him. “So… What’s going on?” I asked.
He shrugged. “Well, I’m kinda bored, so I came over here. You’re wearing short shorts and a tank top. And we’re not really doing much of anything.”
Dammit, dammit, dammit… Why had I decided now would be a good time to try on Melanie’s clothes? I finish doing that and suddenly my best friend arrived, I was just stupid.
Before I could suggest anything, Steve said, “You look nice, by the way.”
I blushed. I blushed! He complimented me, and I blushed! What the hell was wrong with me? “Thanks,” I said. Stupid goosebumps, causing me to to be nervous now. “Wow… It’s funny how something so minor as clothes can cause so much awkward between us, huh?”
He let out a chuckle. “Yeah.”
“Do you wanna do something?”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. We never finished playing Resident Evil Six the other day.”
He shook his head. “Nah. Let’s find something else to play.”
“Okay. I don’t have a whole lot more co-op games, though.”
He shrugged. “We don’t have to play a co-op game. You could play a game while I watch, I could play a game while you watch.”
I nodded. “Okay. Go pick something.”
He nodded, then got up and walked up the stairs. I just sat there, hugging my knees to my chest. Wait, what?! That is so something that girls do! Why was I doing it?! I uncurled and let my feet touch the floor again. I didn’t like what I’d just done. Why had I hugged my knees to my chest? Was I… Scared? Was I… Concerned?
Was I happy to be around Steve?
He came back down the stairs with a stack of games and set them down on the coffee table. “Well… Here’s our options.”
“How many of my games didn’t you grab?”
He flashed a weak smile and rubbed at the back of his neck. “Um… Two?”
I rolled my eyes. “Alright, let’s do process of elimination, then.”
2.
I sighed. Twenty minutes of going through all my games, and we couldn’t think of anything to play. I just sat back and propped my feet up on the coffee table. “For the love of God, just pick at random!” I said. It brought attention back to my voice, because it sounded even more feminine than it had before.
He sat back down on the couch beside me. “Hell, let’s just watch a movie.”
I shrugged. “Okay with me.” I picked up the TV remote, flipped to a Starz channel and caught the tail end of the credits of Iron Man 3. “Ugh, they’re still showing this? Aren’t there better movies they could show?”
Steve laughed. “You’ve never told me why you don’t like Iron Man. What’s wrong with ‘em?”
I shook my head. I dunno. I’ve just never liked them that much. I liked Thor better.”
He smiled. “Yeah, I wonder why.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
He lightly poked me in the arm. “Look at how you’re dressed!”
“What? I’m gonna havta wear this stuff eventually!” I was trying to justify this. Why was I trying to justify this? “Besides, at least I’m not wearing the same ratty jeans I wore yesterday, like you are!”
He burst into laughter, which surprised me. “You are such a girl now! You’re trying to ‘fix’ me already!”
I blushed again. “No I’m not! You’re just… y’know… You have other pants, right?”
He nodded through his laughter. “I can’t believe this. You’re wearing your sister’s clothes, and you’re trying to fix me, how are you not a girl right now?”
“I’m just… I’m not!” I was lying to myself and I knew that.
“You’re even wearing lipstick, man!”
Oh, crap, I forgot about that. I brought my hand up to my lips, like covering them up would erase the purple stuff on them. Why had I forgot about that? Why hadn’t I washed this stuff off while he was looking through all my games?
“Um… Yeah?” I said, with obvious embarrassment in my voice.
He patted me on my exposed shoulder. “Hey, it’s okay. I think it looks good on you.”
I swear my face had to be beet-red with how much I was blushing, and I could almost feel my masculinity draining away as I asked, “Really?” Why had I asked that? What possible reason could I have for asking that? Steve was my best friend, and the very reason I got into this situation, not a potential boyfriend!
“What?” he asked, taking close observation of my face. I must have had a disturbed look, or something.
“I think you should leave,” I said, and I meant it. This was getting out of hand. Steve wasn’t just looking like my best friend anymore, and that scared me. “Please, please leave.”
He grabbed me by the shoulders and said, “What is it?”
“I just… I want you to leave, okay?”
He took a deep breath. “I have something to tell you. I’ve been having these weird dreams, ever since we met that old witch. One of them had me walking into your house and finding you standing there, but you weren’t a guy. There was another one where I was complaining about how we don’t spend much time together anymore, and another one - “
I cut him off. “Where I’m the one complaining because you don’t want to spend time with me?”
He nodded. “Yeah. We were in here, and you were all bouncy and girly and… I think I realized that my punishment would be us drifting apart. I don’t want that to happen, because you’re my best friend, y’know?”
I nodded. “Yeah.”
“So, please, Amanda, don’t ask me to leave again.”
Suddenly, I felt something welling up inside me, and it was anger. He just called me Amanda. He just called me that goddamn name! No! “Get out!” I said, my voice firm.
“But, after I just - “
I cut him off again. “I said get out!” I yelled this time. Even with my more feminine voice, there was a bit of the authority that I’d felt as a boy.
Steve got up off the couch, nodded, and left, just like that. No muss, no fuss, no protest. He was there and then he was just gone. I just sat there on the couch, shaking, shuddering, shivering…
Angry.
3.
It took me at least an hour to stand up from the couch. I didn’t want to move, I didn’t want to do anything. I was angry. Angry at Steve, angry at that sorceress, even angry at Melanie for no reason whatsoever, just because I was wearing her clothes. I didn’t have any reason to be angry at Melanie, or Steve (really), I should have just been angry at the sorceress.
I walked upstairs to my room and practically dropped onto my bed. My tablet was still on my nightstand, so I grabbed it, tapped the camera icon, flipped the camera to the front lens and looked at myself, really looked at myself. My face in particular. It was obvious why Steve had called me Amanda, because I didn’t look like Adam at all anymore. If somebody was just looking at my face, they’d wonder how I could have ever been Adam. I still had three days of this, how much more changing could I do? Well, aside from Little Adam shrinking inside me completely, and my breasts growing more.
I tapped out of the camera and got to the internet, where I searched for all those nutjobs I’d read about before. I quickly registered at the forum and started a new thread.
My name is Amanda, and I used to be Adam.
4.
I sat on my bed, hugging my knees to my chest, and waited for Melanie to come home. I didn’t have much else to do. I had the TV on, but I wasn’t watching anything. The thread I’d started had taken off, with over sixty different people saying things ranging from absolutely believing me to thinking I’m, and I quote, “Some dumb cunt who wants people to think she’s nuts.” I rolled my eyes at that guy.
I heard the front door open and Melanie did something downstairs, then she climbed the stairs. “Adam? You still here?”
“Yeah,” I said, “in my room.”
She walked into the room and stopped dead in her tracks. It probably looked odd to her to see her younger brother wearing her clothes - not to mention her lipstick - and not looking strange in any way. “Um… Is there anything wrong?” she asked.
I stood up. “Look at this.”
“Yeah, you managed to pick clothes I don’t wear anymore, what about it?”
“No! Look at this!”
“Bro, I don’t - “
“Mel! I’m… I’m not Adam anymore!”
She sighed. “Look, bro, I hate to tell you this, but you really haven’t been Adam for a little while now. Pretty much since I woke you up this morning.”
“And you didn’t say anything?”
She walked over to me and sat down on my bed. “What would you have said if it was me or Steve that was changing? I wasn’t trying to make you feel worse. I already felt bad making you talk to Mom and Dad this morning.”
I sat down beside her. “What’s this mean for school tomorrow? How is anybody gonna recognize me?”
“We’ll see the principal tomorrow morning, it’s that simple.”
I laughed. “Yeah, what’s the principal gonna say about this? What are we going to tell him? ‘Hi, Mr. Malski, a sorceress cursed me and I’m turning into a girl during this last week of school’?”
She put an arm around me. It felt comforting, to have my sister hugging me. “We’ll think of something. Don’t worry.”
I put my head on her shoulder as she put her other arm around me. This wasn’t the same type of brother/sister hug that I’d experienced before, this was a hug between sisters, a knowing, loving hug that siblings of opposite genders just don’t understand. It was a feeling I’d never had before.
I felt a tear drip down my cheek. Adam was gone. He was gone, he was dead, he was never coming back.
I wasn’t crying because he was gone, I wasn’t crying because I was happy, I wasn’t crying for any reason that made sense.
I was crying because I accepted what had happened.
Okay, as the story is nearing its end over on TG Storytime, I've decided to just cut down to one week between chapter bundles here. This way, you guys will likely get the story's final chapter at the same time the TG Storytime folks do! Yay!
1.
There was a knock on my bedroom door. I opened it to see Steve standing there, which surprised me. “Didn’t I scare you off yesterday?”
He shrugged. “You’re my friend, why wouldn’t I come back?”
“Because I was rude to you?”
“So what? You’re my friend, remember?”
“You mean you’re not mad at me?”
He took me by the hand and pulled me a little closer. “Of course not. You’re just… Going through a rough time. Nobody can blame you for how you’re feeling.”
I blushed. “Thanks.”
He smiled. “You’re wearing that lipstick again.”
I nodded. “Turns out I like it. Do you?”
He patted me on the shoulder. “On you, I like anything.”
I giggled. “Really?” He was buttering me up, clearly, but I was enjoying it.
“Yeah.” He brushed his hand against my cheek. “You look pretty no matter what.”
I was turning so red, it was embarrassing. “So… You ready for school?”
He shook his head. “Not just yet.”
“Steve?”
“I just… Please, just this once?”
“Just this once what?”
He shook his head. “Fuck it.” He leaned down and put his lips right to mine, and his arms around me. I rested my hands on his chest and I could feel his heartbeat. The world faded around us, and I just let him kiss me. It felt so wonderful, and I didn’t want it to end.
His hand slipped from my hip to my chest, and I felt him squeezing my breast through my shirt. I moved one of my hands to cover his, to make him squeeze harder. It felt so wonderful.
“Adam? Adam! Wake up!” someone said from somewhere, and I felt Steve fading away from me…
2.
Mom was gently shaking me awake. I groaned and turned over onto my side. “I don’t wanna get up…” I said. Wait, when did Mom get here? I didn’t care, I just wanted to sleep.
She smacked me on the butt. “I said get up, young lady.”
“Ugh…” I groaned. I turned back onto my back. “Did you just call me young lady?”
“You look more like a young lady.”
I turned back onto my side. “What time is it?”
“It’s seven forty-five, you’ve got about an hour before school.”
“Why’d you wake me up?”
She walked around to sit down on the side of the bed I was facing. “Because you were moaning, and rubbing your chest.”
Now I was awake. “Um… I was?”
She smiled. “I was a fifteen year old girl once, and you’ve got an older sister. If you think I don’t know what a wet dream is, you’re very wrong about that.”
I sat up and scratched at my left breast. Must have been the one I was rubbing, because it felt kinda weird now. “Do most girls have wet dreams that just involve kissing?”
“Is that all your’s was?”
“Uh-huh.”
“All it was?”
“Well, and Steve was… um... “
She ruffled my hair a little. “Dreaming about a boy counts.”
I hugged my knees to my chest, and I could already tell my breasts were a little bigger. “When did you and Dad get home?”
“Early this morning. Your dad came in here to see you and nearly blew his top when he saw you wearing one of your sister’s nighties.” She tugged at the shoulder strap of the nightie I was wearing. “He’s a little worried about you.”
“You mean because I’m not really Adam anymore?”
She smirked. “No, he’s worried because you didn’t take self-defense classes like your sister did.” She hugged me closer. “He’s actually happier that you’re a girl now than I am.”
“How come?”
“He wanted only daughters. When your dad and I got married, he told me his dream was to be the kind of dad who scares his daughter’s boyfriend into submission by showing off his gun collection.”
I giggled. “That’s funny.”
“I wanted all boys, so that I wouldn’t have to help anybody out with feminine needs. My mother was horrible at teaching me, I was worried I’d be just as bad.”
I smiled at that, then my smiled dropped. I wondered how long it was going to be before I had my first period.
“What?” Mom asked.
“Just thinking about periods.”
“They’re nothing to worry about, sweetie, just a part of life.”
“That’s what Melanie said, too.”
“And we’re here to help. Just don’t ask your dad, because he’s clueless.”
3.
I stood in the shower and enjoyed the feeling of the water hitting my breasts. I was right, they were bigger than they had been when I went to sleep. It amazed me just how different a shower could feel when you had breasts for the water to drip off of.
I rubbed shampoo in my hair and sighed in frustration. I had way too much hair! How did girls deal with this? Rinsing it was a nightmare. I grabbed the body wash that Dad and I used, then set it back down. It just didn’t smell right, now. Instead, I grabbed the stuff that Mom and Melanie used and decided to use that. It smelled a lot better. I guess my tastes were becoming more feminine, too. Great. Stupid sorceress. Couldn’t I just be a tomboy?
There was a knock on the door, then the door opened, somebody walked in, and then Melanie pulled the shower curtain open. “Hey!” I shouted, then hurried to cover my breasts and what was left of my privates.
She smirked. “Calm down, okay? It’s not like I haven’t seen a pair of boobs, or something that looks somewhat similar to a penis.”
“Yeah, but that doesn’t mean you’ve seen mine!”
“Like I said, calm down. I’m here to teach you how to shave.” She held up shaving cream and a pack of pink ladies’ razors. “It’s about time you learn how hard it is to stay pretty for boys.”
I blushed. “I’m not trying to look pretty!”
“You smell like you’re trying to be pretty.”
“It’s just body wash!”
“Hey, take it easy. I’m only teasing a little bit.” She sprayed some shaving cream onto one palm. “You can’t expect me not to tease my little sister a little.”
“What are you doing now?”
She started rubbing the cream onto my legs. “Putting shaving cream on your legs, obviously.”
“Do we need to do this now?”
“We do if you’re gonna wear those shorts I picked out for you.”
“Why can’t I wear pants?”
“Because all my pants are in the laundry that you forgot to do last night.”
I rolled my eyes. “I was a little busy almost flirting with Steve, it was a busy night!”
She smiled. “It’s okay. You didn’t have a problem wearing shorts last night.”
“Well, no, but that was just practice.”
She opened up the package of razors and handed me one. “Okay, we’re gonna start with the right leg first, understand? If you knick yourself, don’t worry, nobody gets it right the first time.”
I nodded, then took a deep breath. I knelt down and started down by my ankle, then brought the razor up. I was about to pull the razor away quickly, but Melanie put her hand on mine and made me pull away slowly. I nodded, then began back down by my ankle again. I finished that straight line, then continued on right beside it. Shaving your legs wasn’t too difficult, just tedious. I knicked myself once on my right leg, right on the area right where my sock would end. After that, we moved onto my left leg, and I made a couple more cuts. None too big that a band-aid wouldn’t cover them up, though.
Next we moved onto my armpits. I didn’t really understand why, considering I wasn’t going to be wearing a tank top this time, but Melanie said I needed the experience. I didn’t cut myself there at all. I toweled off, and then wrapped the towel around my chest, the way Mel taught me, then she blow dried and showed me how to style my hair into something that stopped my bangs from blocking my view.
“There, look? You look a lot better now, huh?” she asked, pointing out my reflection. I wasn’t really looking at my hair, though, I was looking at Amanda. This was her first public outing, her first time going to school. The one and only thing I found lucky was that this was the last four days of the school year. By next school year, everybody will likely have forgotten Adam. “Hey, didn’t you get the band-aids on good enough?” she asked, drawing my attention back to the real world.
“Huh?”
“Fresh blood, on the floor there,” she said, pointing to the floor. I checked out my band-aids, but they were on well.
“Um… It’s not from my legs.”
I saw a look of confusion on her face, then a look of recognition. “Uh… Time for you to be introduced to Ms. Playtex.”
I felt my eyes widen. “Huh?”
She straightened up a little, put a hand on my shoulder, then put on this goofy voice. “Amanda Richards, you have now become a woman.”
I gulped. “No…”
“Yep.”
“Un-uh.”
“Yeah.”
“But, I’m not done changing!”
She shrugged. “So? Maybe your periods aren’t connected to your physical progress, but your mental acceptance? You did kinda accept being Amanda last night, y’know.”
“I don’t even know what bathroom to use at school!”
She put on an annoyed look. “You’re a girl, you use the girl’s restroom, it’s that simple. Everybody who looks at you is gonna see a girl, so don’t worry about it.” She patted me on the back. Either way, time to show you where Mom keeps the pads.”
“You mean you and Mom don’t use tampons?”
“No, we do, but you can’t exactly use one. And Mom keeps pads in reserve in case we run out of tampons.”
“Oh.”
“It’s nothing to worry about. It means you’re a healthy young woman, remember?”
I sighed.
4.
The girl in Melanie’s mirror was me. No doubt about it, no way I was hiding it, I didn’t even want to hide it. I was Amanda now, and Amanda didn’t have any clothes of her own, so she was borrowing her sister’s.
Except that wasn’t really true. Melanie gave me that bra and panties I’d worn last night, and the shorts and tank top, but only because she was going to throw those out at some point in the near future. Now she had a little sister to pass stuff down onto. Yay.
I was still wearing shorts, but these were a little longer than the ones I wore the night before, they came to almost my knees. One of the band-aids on my left leg was covered up. The shirt I was wearing was a very plain shirt, even if it was almost skin-tight. Boys were definitely going to be staring at a certain place on me with this shirt.
Melanie grabbed me by the arm and practically tossed me into her vanity chair. “Hey!” I shouted.
She held up her index finger. “No ‘heys’, young lady. Today, you’re introduced to nail polish.”
“Why?”
“Why not? You were wearing lipstick last night.”
“Lipstick is easier to put on.”
“And you did a very good job, considering it was your first time. But that doesn’t matter. We’ve got twenty minutes before Mom takes us to school, and I’m painting your fingernails, got it?”
“You’re sure we have time?”
“Yeah, the stuff I’m putting on you dries pretty quick.”
I sighed. “Fine.”
“How’s that same purple as the lipstick work for you?”
I shrugged. “It’s okay, I guess.”
“Good, because that’s what I’m using, since you’re also gonna wear lipstick.”
“This is the first time I’m going to school as a girl! Why are you trying to make me uber-girly on my first day?”
She shook her head. “I’m not trying to make you ‘uber-girly’, even though you should really understand that saying ‘uber-girly’ makes you seem a bit more girly than you probably think you are, I’m trying to make you fit in.”
Dammit, she was making sense. Dammit, dammit, dammit. “Fine. Just hurry up with the nail polish.”
She smirked. “It’s not that simple. I’ve gotta shape your nails, too. They look too much like boy’s nails right now.”
I sighed. “Okay. Do it.”
“You’ve gotta pay attention to what I do, because I don’t wanna have to give you a manicure every time you wanna change your nail polish.”
Dammit!
5.
Dad was laughing at me from behind his newspaper. “Stop!” I implored.
“You’re fitting into your new role pretty well, Amy.”
Amy actually sounded pretty good as a shortened form of Amanda. Huh. Why didn’t I think of that? Oh, wait, because I’d only decided to accept the name ‘Amanda’ last night. Silly me. “But that doesn’t mean you have to laugh at me!”
He put the paper down, reached over to me and squeezed my shoulder. “Somebody has to tease you, kiddo, and since it hasn’t been your mother or your sister, I’ll do it for them.”
“I thought you were the one who wanted only daughters.”
Mom walked into the room, phone to her ear. “No, I told you, we’re changing Adam to Amanda, and gender from male to female. How can this be this difficult? What? It was a sudden and surprising life decision, but we’ve decided to accept it, okay?” She hung up the phone and nearly slammed it down on the kitchen table. “God! Why is it so hard to help someone along after a ‘sudden and surprising life decision’?” She pointed at me. “This wouldn’t be so difficult if you hadn’t gotten yourself cursed.”
“It wasn’t my fault!” I knew she was joking, why did I screech like that? Actually, my voice seemed a little higher. Not a noticeable degree, but it seemed higher than it was yesterday. Then again, I wasn’t screeching yesterday, I was mostly yelling at Steve.
“Sweetie, your mother’s not blaming you,” Dad said.
Mom sighed. “No, I’m not blaming you. But you do have to be ready for school.”
“I am. And I know you weren’t blaming me, I don’t know why I said that.”
“Still, it’s gonna take me all day trying to get this straightened out. It’s amazing how difficult it is to get someone’s social security information changed. When you go and get a job, it’ll be a damn nightmare for you.” She picked up her car keys from the small basket they were kept in on the center of the table. “Okay, girls, let’s get going.”
6.
It was time to do this. To talk to the principal and get this dealt with. I took a deep breath, and tried my damndest to keep my butt bolted to the seat of the car while Melanie pulled me out. “It’s gonna be okay, Amy, don’t worry.”
I shook my head. “That’s what you think. We’re gonna walk in there, tell him some bullshit story about me getting a sex change, or something, and he’s gonna laugh at me.”
“No he won’t! Mr. Malski’s a cool guy. Remember when you egged that restroom last year and all he did was make you clean it up without putting it on your record?”
“And do you really think he’s going to believe that the boy who did that had some deep desire to be a girl?”
She shrugged. “Let’s go find out.”
I sighed. Game time, day-of-reckoning time. Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.
We walked into the building, and nobody seemed to notice me. Nobody pointed at me and laughed, or whispered to themselves some weird gossip that they thought up in twenty seconds, they just kept on doing what they were doing before I walked into the building. It was like I was invisible. That was a good thing.
We got to the principal’s office, the door was open, we walked inside and sat down at the chairs across the desk from his chair, which was turned to face away from us. Was he sitting in it? I doubted it, Mr. Malski was a big guy, we’d likely be able to see his shoulders at least.
The chair swiveled around and my heart felt like it was falling through a black hole.
It was her! It was the sorceress!
“Nice to meet you again, Amanda,” she said, a wicked smile on her face.
1.
I wanted to run. I wanted to run back home, lock myself in my room, and never come to school again. Why was she here?! Why?! What did she want to do to me now? I almost felt like I was going to pee myself.
“Are you the witch that cursed Amy?” Melanie asked.
The sorceress looked over at me. “Amy? It’s a nice way to shorten Amanda. I like it.”
Melanie slammed her fist on the desk. “Answer the question!”
The sorceress made a tsk noise over and over again. “A witch? Is that what she told you I was? I’m a sorceress, young lady.”
“Why are you here?”
“It just so happens that when Mr. Malski retires at the end of the year, I’m taking over. I’m familiarizing myself with the office today.”
I finally found my voice. “Did you do this just to watch me, Steve and Dean?”
She was still smirking, but she shook her head. “Not at all, Amy. I was selected for a few specific reasons. I’m qualified, I’m a hard worker, and Mr. Malski happens to be my father.”
That was confusing. When I first met this woman, she looked like she was eighty. “A-what?”
“If you thought the old woman who greeted you and Steve last Friday was what I really looked like, you’re mistaken. It’s just a form I take whenever I see people doing something illegal. They generally find it amusing to be caught by a frail old woman. You should have seen young Mr. Garnet when he was greeted by an elderly woman he never knew lived next door to him.”
“What all did you do to him as a punishment?”
She closed her eyes and sighed. “You still believe these to be punishments? That’s a very false belief, Ms. Richards.”
“Then what is this? What’s the point behind changing me into a girl or taking away Dean’s basketball skills or doing nothing to Steve?”
“Your life was written on your face the moment I met you. You had little drive for yourself, you liked to please your friends and family, you didn’t want, like a normal human being. Steve didn’t think anything for anyone, and mostly cared for himself, he wouldn’t have cared if he was left alone by everyone around him. Dean was a jock who believed he had the right do whatever he wanted, such as when he and his friends committed the panty raid. You think this is a curse, Amanda, but you’re wrong.”
“Whaddya mean?” I asked.
“These are challenges.”
2.
I sat there feeling a little dumbfounded. Challenges? Seriously? Was this woman as out of her mind as I felt she was? “What are you talking about?”
“This all sounds crazy,” Melanie said, folding her arms under her breasts. “How could these be challenges?”
The sorceress - Ms. Malski, I guess - sat back further in her seat. Her smile didn’t leave her face, and I wanted to punch it. “Dean needs to overcome his belief that a ‘sissy’ is just a weakling. When you see him out in the hallway a little later, you’ll see he’s done nothing to accept that idea at all.”
How would Dean look now? He was just playing basketball poorly when I saw him on Sunday, was he visibly feminine now?
She continued, “Steve needs to overcome his selfishness. I’m all but certain that had he told you what you were getting into that night, you would have stayed at home. Instead, he held that information back from you and forced you to help him.”
Overcome his selfishness? Steve wasn’t overly selfish, at least no more than any other teenager. And I really could say no, even when he doesn’t tell me what we’re doing. I just don’t, because he’s my friend.
The bell rang, we had five minutes to get to class. “Alright, girls, time for you to get to your classes.”
I stood up. “Wait, what’s my challenge?”
She ignored my question. “Amanda, you’ll find that your teachers have been told about your situation. They believe you’ve had gender reassignment surgery, but you’re allowed to use the girls’ restrooms and locker rooms. I imagine there’ll be a little bit of gossip about you over the next few days, but don’t worry too much about it.”
“What’s my challenge?” I asked again, but she stood up and walked past us. Melanie and I stared at one another for a second, then followed her out into the hallway.
3.
My first class of my last week of school with at least a little masculinity. Granted, I was also having my first period at the same time, but even though Little Adam was tiny, he was still there for a little bit longer. Didn’t give me a bulge, I noticed. Sigh…
My first class was algebra. Mrs. Williams was the teacher, and she gave me a somewhat disgusted look when I walked into the room. Nobody else seemed to care that where Adam Richards was, Amanda Richards replaced him. How are girls who used to be boys referred to? Trans-girls? You’d think a trans-girl showing up out of the blue would be at least noteworthy to them.
I walked my desk and sat down, waited for Mrs. Williams to take role call. I heard somebody behind me whispering to somebody else, which actually relieved me. Better to be the subject of whispers than of silence.
Much to my surprise, nothing about class changed. I don’t know why I thought it would, considering I was just as decent at algebra as I was when I was a boy. I almost fell asleep in the middle of class, which could have been related to my change, I wasn’t sure.
When the bell rang, I gathered up my stuff like I always did. Something about this all just felt too normal. Why wasn’t somebody jumping up and shouting “Adam’s a crossdresser!” or something like that?
As I went to stand up, I nearly collided with Jake Matthews. “Whoa,” he said, quickly stepping out of the way. “You okay?”
I flashed a slight smirk. “Yeah, just… Today’s been weird.”
He nodded. “Um… Adam, right?”
I shook my head. “Not so much anymore.”
“What name did you pick?”
I didn’t pick it, but… “Amanda.”
He chuckled. “That about makes sense. People have been talking about you all day.”
This was the first class of the day, man. “Really? Nobody’s said a whole lot to me.”
“I bet a lot of people got it out of the systems on Sunday. That’s when I noticed you.”
Really? People saw me on Sunday at that basketball game? Holy shit, and I thought I was being really low profile. Who noticed me?! “You saw me at the game?”
“Yeah. You were hanging on to Steve’s arm, I noticed.”
What?! “Huh? I wasn’t hanging onto his arm.”
“Not literally, but you two were sitting together, and he had his arm around you a few times.”
Did he? Had I let him put his arm around me? Why would I have let him do that? Then again, I do kinda remember asking him to move his arm at least once. Crap, was I basically flirting with him on Sunday? “Did I look like I enjoyed it?”
He shrugged. “I dunno. You didn’t seem to mind. Why?”
I shook my head. “Not important. I’m just… It’s been a busy weekend.”
I walked out into the hallway and was immediately struck by a surprising sight, and I knew exactly why nobody had laughed at me since I got to school. Dean Garnet, standing at his locker, wearing a light blue blouse and a flower print skirt and a pair of sandals. His buddies were snickering at him from a couple lockers away, and he looked very red-faced.
Wow, when Ms. Malski said he’d be a sissy, she wasn’t kidding. He was even holding his books like a girl did - like I was doing, actually - and he’d done an even better job shaving his legs than I had. What in the moist barrel of fucks?!
4.
My next class was a test. A big test. It’s the same test that I’m sure every transgender person has to go through (though not in the same way that I do), especially if they’re a teenager. I took a deep breath, then took the plunge…
...Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the girls’ locker room looked exactly like the boys’ locker room. Exactly the same, except that there were no urinals in the restroom that was off to the side. It smelled a little different, because the boys’ locker room smelled like boy sweat, while the girls’ locker room seemed to smell more like hair spray.
I walked into the locker room like someone about to walk on hot coals. How would they react to me? Clearly my “transition” was well-known, or at least known enough. How would this go? How would this work? Crap, crap, crap, crap...
“So, did you really get a sex change, or are you just good at crossdressing?” Emily Clarke asked. I spun around and saw her standing there, topless, no bra whatsoever, just wearing a pair of tiny, tiny gym shorts. Four days ago, I’d be staring at her breasts because they were a pair of naked breasts in front of me. Now, I was comparing them to my breasts. “Hey, Richards, my eyes are up here.”
Dammit! Dammit! “Sorry, I was just…”
“Staring at my boobs? Yeah, I noticed.”
I sighed. “Not the way you think.”
“Whatever. You’re still a boy, obviously.”
Shake your head, shake your head, shake your head, shake your head, shake your head
I folded my arms under my breasts. “No, I’m not. I wasn’t staring at your boobs because I like looking at them, I was staring at your boobs because you’re bigger than me, and I was comparing myself to you.”
“Yeah, right. I’ll believe that when I see it.” She poked me in the left breast. Then again. Then again. It was hurting already because my breasts were really tender, but three pokes later, it was getting annoying. Then she suddenly grabbed me by the breast, and I kinda screeched and pulled back.
“What the hell?!” I screamed, my face turning red. Everyone was suddenly surrounding us.
“Okay, those feel really real. How the hell did you do that?”
“They are real!”
“How?”
Oh God, oh crap, oh nonononononononono… Why would I need to explain this on my first day? Why? What mean, rude, ridiculous God would make me explain this?! And on my first day!
“It’s obviously hormones,” someone said from behind me. I turned around and saw Shanna Duggan making her way through the crowd of other girls. “There’s a bunch of different kinds of hormones that doctors can prescribe that can cause that much growth in a few days.” She folded her arms under her breasts. “She’s obviously not finished her transition, right, Amy?”
I reached under my shirt and rubbed at my breast, but like I said, I was tender. “Yeah. Almost, but not done.”
Shanna glared at Emily. “See? She’s a girl, just like you and me. Just because she was born a boy doesn’t change anything.”
Emily shook her head. “Whatever.” She looked at me. “You wanna play dress-up and pretend you’re as much of a woman as the rest of us, go ahead. I don’t care. Maybe we’ll even go shopping together some day, since you don’t have too bad a taste in clothes, but don’t stare at my boobs again, understand?”
“Yeah,” I said. I breathed a sigh of relief. Yay! I could get changed now!
“Here,” Shanna said, holding something out for me. It was a sports bra.
“Huh?”
“I already know that Melanie doesn’t have any because I’ve had to loan her one before, so take it.”
“I didn’t even know you knew Melanie.”
“We used to be in the same grade, but I was held back this year. I didn’t need to take gym, I just like to.”
I took it and blushed, again. “Um… Thanks.”
She shook her head. “No prob. It’s a lot more comfortable than just letting your girls flop around while running the track.”
I shook my head. “No, I meant… With Emily.”
She flashed me a smirk. “Hey, my older sister went through this, it’s okay.”
“Your older sister?”
“Yeah, Kristin. She was born Kristopher, but she wasn’t right that way.”
Shanna had only moved to town a couple years ago, and I didn’t know she had a sister, let alone a sister who used to be a brother.
“Kinda like you,” she said.
“Huh?”
She gave me a look. “Seriously? You hadn’t noticed?”
“Noticed what?”
“Melanie told me you’ve never had a girlfriend, and that you always hang around your friend Steve. You do everything with him, and when he asks you to do something, you don’t have a problem doing it. Amy, even when you were Adam, you’ve always been Amy. Now, you’re just becoming who you should have been in the first place, as opposed to who life chose for you to be.”
I sat down on the cement bench in front of the lockers and thought about what she’d said. I looked back on my life as Adam, and I realized one very difficult, very obvious truth.
I really shouldn’t have been Adam.
5.
When I walked out of the locker room, a little self-conscious because of the stupid gym outfit we all had to wear. Boys had it easy, because they got a basic tee-shirt and looser shorts. Girls, on the other hand, got a pair of skimpy shorts and a tank top. It was like boys got to dress athletically, while girls had to dress more provocatively.
Okay, not provocatively, but less athletically than the boys do.
Wow, I think I’m turning into a feminist.
I glanced over at the boys standing around on their half of the gym. The gym attendance was set up so that boys were on one side of the gym (closest to their locker room door) and girls were on the other side of the gym (closer to our locker room door; wow, I’ve used it once and I’m already saying I belong to the girls’ locker room). At first, we were asked to sit down, but eventually, Coach Walker stopped caring and just told us to sound off when he took role call. For the most part, we didn’t even stick to the preset “sides” anymore.
This was no more apparent than when all the boys decided to walk over to our side of the gym and engage in conversations with their friends or girlfriends.
But nobody walked up to me.
I stayed mostly to myself, off to the side. I talked to Shanna a little bit, but she had her own friends to talk to, and I was kinda shy. I mainly just sat there, thinking about my life as Adam. Shanna said that I was the wrong person when I was Adam. Had I really been wrong? I didn’t feel like I’d been wrong. I mean, yeah, I’d never found a girl to date, and I did hang around Steve all the time, but Steve was my friend. And so what if I’d never dated a girl? Not everybody has to go through high school dating, do they?
I sat down on the floor and hugged my knees to my chest. I was doing a lot of that now, but then again, I don’t think I could do that as a boy. Was I the wrong person as Adam?
“Hey, Adam,” someone said. I looked up and saw Steve standing there, looking nervous. “Can we talk, or… Do you want me to go?”
I shook my head. “No. Sit down.”
He nodded, then sat down. “So… How ar - “
I cut him off. “Amanda.”
“Huh?”
“Amanda. My name’s Amanda. Or, Amy, if you want.”
He nodded. “I like Amy. What, uh… What changed?”
Wasn’t right that way, kinda like you
“Was I… Wrong... As Adam?”
He raised an eyebrow. “What?”
1.
“What are you talking about?” Steve asked.
I said, “Shanna told me that it was obvious to her that I was wrong as Adam, that I’m finally the way I was supposed to be as Amanda.”
“Do you think you are?”
I shrugged. “I dunno. I’ve never really given much thought to it. Until now, anyway. I didn’t really do much when I was Adam, did I?”
He shrugged, this time. “How can you really measure that?”
“I mean with my life. I haven’t done much with my life, have I?”
He lightly smacked me on the back of the head. “You’re fifteen! What could you have done?”
That made more sense than I was willing to admit, but I still felt conflicted about everything. Everything. Was that part of being a girl, or was I just torn between a new friend telling me that I’m better off as Amanda and my best friend telling me there was nothing wrong with Adam? I hated not knowing. I hated this whole thing. Shanna was nice, and she’d helped me out, but she put that thought into my head, and now I was going crazy.
“Yo! Studs and studdettes!” Coach Walker shouted as he walked into the gym. “Attendance time!” He rattled off the names one by one. I had to prod Steve into answering, because he was busy staring at me with a worried look on his face. “Richards!” He finally came to me.
“Here,” I said, “over here.”
“C’mon up here, Richards.”
I gulped audibly. “Good luck,” Steve said, patting me on the back. I nodded to him.
I walked up to Coach Walker and then waited for what he was going to say. He marked off a few things on the clipboard, then turned to me and said, “Were there any problems in the locker room?”
I shook my head. “Just a little thing, but it’s okay now.”
“A little thing?”
“Just a little mix-up with me and Emily.”
“Little?”
“Nothing too bad. We solved it pretty easy.”
He nodded. “Good. Change like this can often cause some major problems, I just wanna make sure you’re okay.”
You don’t know the half of it, Coach… I wanted to say that. Wanted to. I couldn’t, though.
2.
The best part of the last few days of school was that gym class was pretty much an open social period. You didn’t have to do anything, or you could do anything athletic that you wanted. If you wanted to stand around the basketball hoops and talk, you could. If you wanted to run the track outside, you could. If you wanted to do some mixture of the two, dammit, you could!
Most people, however, just wanted to stand around and talk. Nobody had a problem that they had to do it in their gym clothes. Me, I just wanted to sit off to the side. I didn’t feel like doing anything athletic. Probably had something to do with menstruating. Steve sat beside me. I could tell this was getting awkward.
“I’m sorry,” I said, nudging the conversation forward.
“For what?” he asked.
“For yesterday. When you called me Amanda. I… I shouldn’t have been so mean to you. I was just… I didn’t know how easy it was gonna be to be Amanda.”
“Whaddya mean? This,” he pointed at how I was dressed, “was easy for you?”
I shook my head. “No. Yesterday when we were together I… Felt different. I didn’t feel like Adam, and I shouldn’t have tried to be.”
“Wait, are you saying you accepted being Amanda because of us making fun of each other on your couch?”
“Does it sound too stupid to you, too?”
“Yeah.”
“I’m just… Just going through a lot of different changes.”
“I know.” He sighed. “I’ve been going through a few myself.”
Wait, what? “Huh?”
“Well… Ever since Friday, I’ve felt… Different… About you.”
“Um… Are you saying you have a crush on me? Because that would be weird.”
He shrugged. “I don’t know if it goes that far, or if I’m just trying to cling to you so that we stay friends.” He shook his head. “No, really, I kinda do have a crush on you. You’re too cute not to have a crush on you, and I know the person underneath all the cute, too, so that’s a plus.”
I blushed. He really thought I was cute? I should have smacked myself for that. Stupid, stupid Amanda. He’s your best friend! Best friend! Don’t give in to the idea of crushing all over your best friend!
“I like your nail polish,” he said. I looked down at my hands and felt a little stupid for forgetting that I’d let Melanie paint my nails this morning. What the hell was wrong with me?
“Thanks,” I said. “It doesn’t look… Wrong?”
He smiled. “No. It looks cute on you.”
Stop calling me cute!!!!! Did he want me to go nutty? I was already plenty screwed up from what Ms. Malski had told me - and she hadn’t told me my challenge, either - and now he was calling me cute, and complimenting me. It wasn’t helping my fragile state of mind.
“Um… Can you…” I started.
“Stop saying stuff like that?” he finished.
“Yeah.”
He smiled. “No. Because it’s true. You’re cute, and I want you to know it.”
I sighed inwardly. This wasn’t gonna be easy, obviously.
3.
Everybody junior and under and was assembled into auditorium. The seniors were all leaving in a few days, so they weren’t invited (nyeh, nyeh!).
(Wow, that sounded ridiculous. If I wasn’t undergoing some magical gender transmorphication, I’d actually care.)
“Hey!” Melanie called, trying to get my attention. I waved back to her and then ran up to her. “So how’s your first day goin’, little sis?”
I folded my arms under my breasts. “Little sis?”
She tapped me on the nose. “I’ve wanted to call somebody that for fifteen years, you should count yourself lucky I didn’t call you that when you were Adam.” She looked past me at Steve and then smiled. “So, you two make up?”
“If you’re asking if he’s my boyfriend, the answer is no, he’s still my friend. Just because I like boys doesn’t mean I’m gonna go gaga for my best friend.”
Steve asked. “When did you start liking guys?”
I shrugged. “I dunno. I just do. It just happened.”
Melanie just shook her head. “Whatever, let’s get in here,” she jerked her thumb to the auditorium doors, “there’s some sort of announcement going on.”
We walked into the auditorium, found some seats near the back, away from everybody. I always did that when I went to see a movie or anything. I didn’t like to sit by anybody. Today, I wanted to stay away from people even more, just because I didn’t want to hear people whispering about me. There was plenty of room left over since there were enough seats for the school’s maximum student capacity, and the seniors were left out of whatever was going on here.
Mr. Malski walked onto the stage and grabbed the microphone and stand. “Hope you’re enjoying your last week of the school year, everyone. I know it’s just started today, but hopefully it’s at least some fun already.” This got him a laugh from a few parts of the auditorium. I chuckled a little. “I know a few of you have heard already, but along with this year’s seniors, I’m also leaving this Friday.”
“Ah, he’s leaving?” Steve asked. Oh crap… Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, I forgot to tell him. Oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap…
“Oh crap,” Melanie said. Clearly she and I were on the same wavelength.
“What?” Steve asked.
I wanted to bash my head against the back wall. “You’re gonna be in for a surprise in a little bit,” I answered.
“What kind of surprise?”
Mr. Malski continued: “It’s not easy for a principal to have such a good rapport with the students under his charge, but I’ve enjoyed meeting all of you, getting to know you. I’d like you to know, however, that you’ll be in quite capable hands. She’s risen up the ranks quickly, was vice principal at a nearby junior high. Nepotism doesn’t have anything to do with this, I’d like you all to meet my daughter, Samantha Malski.”
Ms. Malski walked onto the stage, all smiles. I looked over at Steve, who looked like he was about to scream. I quickly clamped my hand over his mouth and said, “Nothing here, I’ll talk to you after we’re out of here, okay? Please nod, because I really wanna take my hand away from your mouth.” He nodded. “Good.” I took my hand away from his mouth, then wiped it on his pants. “Use a breath mint every now and again.”
Ms. Malski took the microphone from her father. “Thank you, Daddy,” she said to her father. She then turned to us and said, “Yes, even women in their late twenties still call their fathers ‘Daddy’.” There were laughs. “My father’s told me a lot about you, and I hope that we can have that same relationship. I don’t officially take over as principal until next school year, but I can be found in my father’s office all week long, so if you’d like to stop in and talk, I’d love to talk to you.” She smiled, that same disturbing smile that I saw earlier. It made me shiver.
4.
“That was her!” Steve almost shouted. I motioned for him to keep it down, but it obviously wasn’t that easy for him. “Amy, that was the witch! Tell me you saw her!”
I nodded. “I saw her. I… Um… Actually saw her this morning.”
“You what?”
Melanie piped in, “We both did, when we got here to explain Amy to Mr. Malski.”
“Why didn’t you say anything?” That question was directed at me. Steve didn’t have any classes with Melanie, after all, and I’d spent most of gym class just talking to him. Stupid me. Stupid stupid stupid me.
I sighed. “I’m sorry, I really should have told you, but... “ You have no excuse Amanda, so just shut your stupid mouth. You have no excuse. Don’t even try to give him one, don’t you even try - “I didn’t think about it?” Why did you have to talk?! Why why why why why why why?!?!
(Now that I think about it, why am I having a conversation with myself? What is wrong with me?)
I shook my head. “Okay, I really don’t have an excuse, I just forgot to say something.” Was that so hard? Was that so hard? I need therapy. I really need therapy.
Steve shook his head. “It’s… It’s okay, you’ve been going through a lot. So, why is she here? To keep tabs on us?”
“No. She’s really here because she’s taking over for Mr. Malski. She’s really his daughter.”
“But she was like six billion years old on Friday.”
“She said that’s just a form she takes to scare people occasionally. I didn’t wanna believe it either, but it seems like her being our new principal next year has nothing to do with the challenges.”
He raised an eyebrow. “Challenges?”
Dammit! Something else I didn’t tell him. I’m a retard, obviously. “Yeah, that’s what she told us, that this wasn’t a curse, it’s a challenge.”
“So what’s mine?”
“She said it has something to do with you overcoming selfishness.”
He scratched at his head. “Am I that selfish?”
Melanie said, “Well, if it wasn’t for you, Amy would still be Adam right now.”
“Hey, that was Stephanie who made me go after the panties!”
I sighed. “It’s not important who made us get the panties back, or whether or not I’d still be Adam right now, I’m Amanda and I don’t mind it all that much, despite the fact that using the restroom is a little awkward when you’re on your period, but that’s not all that - “
Steve cut me off. “You can have periods?”
Melanie hit him in the arm. “Girls only when it comes to menstruating, understand?” Then she hit me in the arm. “Don’t mention girl stuff to boys!”
“He has a twin sister and he’s my best friend, why would this be taboo around him?” I asked. I looked around. “Hey, where is Stephanie, anyway?”
He rubbed at the back of his neck. “Well… Last night I sorta cooked dinner after leaving your place. I may have given her food poisoning, as a result of a bad enchilada.”
“You can’t cook.”
“That’s exactly what Stephanie said when I started cooking.”
Melanie said, “That’s exactly what I said when we were in home ec last year, remember?”
He scratched at his chin. “Am I the only one who didn’t know that?”
I just rolled my eyes.
And here's the next three chapters of The Curse of Womanhood. Sorry, I don't actually have much to say. Actually, that's not true, as I'm fidgeting around with another story, the next part will have to go up in two weeks time. The chapters for part 5 (13-15) are up on TG Storytime, but the final two/three chapters aren't, so I'm giving myself enough time to finish the story. If all goes well, the final part here will go up the same day as the final chapter over on TGS.
1.
The next class after the big auditorium session was chemistry. It was another class I shared with Steve, and we’d always been lab partners. Today was no different, except that I was wearing denim shorts that made my butt look bigger than it was (and it was mighty big, now, thanks to turning into a girl; okay, so it looked big to me, shut up, this is new to me) and a shirt that was paper thin and made me feel chilly all day long. Nothing was different.
It may seem strange that I was explaining my clothes, but there’s a reason. That reason is that today we were on a field trip to the local college chem lab, and we had to wear lab coats. Naturally, anybody dressed like me would look silly in a lab coat, and I wasn’t the only one wearing short shorts.
“Why did we need to come here when we have the exact same stuff in our chem lab?” I asked Steve.
“Couldn’t tell ya on a bet.”
Mr. Simms tapped a ruler against the chalkboard at the front of the room. “Now, you’re all probably wondering why we’re here, especially considering this was only a ten minute trip from our building.” Oh my God, he’s a mind reader! “Certainly, you see some differences between this lab and ours, right?” Well… No. It looked like a very basic school chem lab. This one looked more like the one at middle school than ours did, but still. “This lab is a bit more like the ones you’ll see if you decide to go into a chemistry-related career. As such, I thought we’d take this opportunity to get you acquainted with this type of lab.”
Really? This looks more like an actually chemical lab somewhere? You mean they look different from a high school chem lab? Wow. I’m so very - Nope. Nope. Can’t even think that with a straight face.
“Mister Rich - Ah, excuse me, Miss Richards, do you have something to add?”
I hate you, my brain. “No, Mr. Simms,” I said, completely red-faced. More than one of my fellow classmates laughed at me.
2.
“How was your day?” Dad asked when I walked through the front door.
I set my book bag down on the floor beside the front door, then sat down on the floor, my back against the door. “Well, I’m the only transgender girl in the locker room. There are two teachers who gave me awkward stares, I think Steve likes me, and the sorceress who did this to me is the new principal next year.”
He raised an eyebrow. “You serious?”
“According to the woman at the administration office, Ms. Malski - the sorceress - has been ready to take over since last semester, but Mr. Malski wanted to finish out the school year. Her being the new principal and my being cursed seem to have absolutely nothing to do with one another.” I sighed. “It’s a little too coincidental, I know, but unless she’s changing school records magically, it’s legit.”
“So, how do you feel about this?”
I laughed. “How can I feel about this, Dad? The woman who took my manhood away is gonna be running my school next year, I’m only three days away from getting confused for Melanie more easily, and… I’m not sure how I should feel about who I’m becoming.”
Dad sat down beside me. “Amanda, when your mother told me what you’d said, that you were becoming a young woman because of a sorceress cursing you, I wanted to tell her to stop joking. My boy, turning into a girl? I couldn’t accept it. I didn’t accept it. Even when she handed me the phone, and I started talking to you, I didn’t want to believe that this scared girl was my son. I wanted so very badly to believe it was Melanie trying to play a joke on me, and your mother was in on it.”
“I thought Mom said you wanted all girls.”
He smiled. “I did. Then I got a son, and I felt proud of that boy. And as he grew up, I wanted to see this boy through everything he wanted to do. I didn’t want to push him, I didn’t want to prod him, I wanted him to be his own man, as my father did for me. Nothing that you did disappointed me - Well, that’s not entirely true, that ‘F’ in English class last semester made me want to punch you through a wall.” I smiled. I felt a tear hit my cheek.
“So, am I a disappointment now?”
“Of course not. Do I miss my son? Of course. I raised that boy for fifteen years, I watched him grow, I watched him stumble and fall and pick himself back up. Every time I look at pictures of that boy, I’m going to miss him.”
I hugged my knees to my chest. Great. I’m not a disappointment, but I’m going to be a reminder to him of the son he lost.
He put his hand on my shoulder. “And every time I look at you, I’m going to see another beautiful daughter who’s going do the right things with her life.” Wait, what? I’m what? “Amanda, you’re not Adam. I don’t know what happened to Adam, but if I keep believing that you’re Adam, then I’ll lose you. I need you, sweetheart. You’re not a replacement for Adam, but I’d lose it if I lost both of you.” He leaned forward and kissed me on the forehead. I reached forward and hugged him.
I wasn’t a replacement.
3.
Mom had been busy in my room. All of my Adam clothes were gone, replaced by feminine equivalents. No dresses or skirts or anything, but skinny jeans, shorts, tank tops, crop tops, spaghetti strap tops, camisoles, etc, etc…
(I thank Melanie for telling me names for certain types of tops, because as far as I’m concerned “shirt” should apply to everything.)
There were bras and panties in my dresser drawers, new socks, a couple new pairs of shoes (Yay, I don’t have to wear Melanie’s anymore!). There were a couple of nighties, but as I discovered last night, those were very comfortable to sleep in. I picked up one of the bras and looked at the tag on it. 34B. Was that how big I was? Was that big for a fifteen year old girl? Would I get…
No, no, no, no no no no no no no no! I would not ask myself that question! That’s the wrong question to ask and I’m not going to ask it! I don’t care how big my boobs get! I won’t consider that a concern in my life at all!
I plopped down on my bed and hugged the bra to my chest. I was already thinking about it. If I was a B cup, would I be stuck as a B cup? Or would I grow some more?
“What’s up with you?” Melanie asked. I didn’t even realize she was standing in my doorway.
“Don’t ask. Really, really, don’t ask.”
She looked at my dresser and pulled out another one of my new bras. “I wish Mom hadn’t done this.”
“Why?”
“Because! Clothes shopping is fun! And now you don’t get to learn that for yourself until you grow some more.”
I laid on my back and stared at the ceiling. “You mean I’m not done?”
“What do you expect? Even if you didn’t have three more days of transitioning from male to female, you’re still going through puberty. I’m not even done growing!”
I almost wanted to cry. Great. The odds that my breasts would get bigger and make boys look at me more were greatly enhanced. Just because I liked boys didn’t mean I wanted to be stared at all the time.
Now that I thought about it, why did I like boys? Shouldn’t I at least have some attraction to girls still? Just because I could look down my own shirt and see a pair of boobs shouldn’t stop me from looking at another girl’s chest. But, no, I had no attraction to girls, and… I liked staring at guys.
“What’re ya thinkin’ ‘bout?” Melanie asked.
“I’m trying to figure out why I like boys.”
“Really?”
“Yeah. It’s weird.”
“No, it’s not. Take it from somebody with double x chromosomes her whole life, there is nothing weird about wanting to date a boy.” She sat down at my desk. “Not that there’s anything wrong with wanting to date a girl, either. After all, my friend Britney likes girls.” She wheeled the chair over to me and then rolled onto my bed beside me. “But, why would anything be weird about liking boys? Boys are big and strong and have that one organ that can go anywhere and - “
I smacked her in the face. “Stop that. I really don’t want to hear about ‘organs’, okay?”
She giggled. “I’m joking, obviously. You really think I like boys just because they’re ‘big, strong and have an organ’?”
“So, why do you like boys?”
She shrugged. “I like boys because I like boys. There’s no real reason for it, just like there’s no real reason for liking whatever you like. Why does everybody care about why you fall in love with a specific gender? You like boys, right?”
“Yeah.”
“Does it really matter why? Is knowing why you like boys gonna change why you like boys?”
I rolled over onto my stomach. “I dunno. I guess… I guess I just wanna know when I started to like boys. I mean, I liked girls before, and now I suddenly like boys. It’s like it just happened and I didn’t notice.”
Melanie rolled over onto her stomach now. I swear, we looked like we were having a sleepover. “I guess it’s good to know my little brother liked girls after all. Shanna always thought you were gay.”
“That’s what she said at gym today, too.”
“Were you?”
I shook my head. “I don’t think so. I just… I really don’t think I wanted to date anyone.”
“But were you attracted to girls?”
I shrugged. “I don’t know, really. I didn’t find girls unattractive, that’s for sure.”
“You never had a girlfriend.”
Why was that the only evidence being thrown up in my face about this? “You’ve only had one boyfriend.”
She stuck her tongue out at me. “That you know about.” She put her arm around me. “Little sister, I’ve probably had more boyfriends in the last two years than you had morning wood when you were a boy.”
“Uh, that’s gross.”
“What? Having a lot of boyfriends? No, it’s awesome.”
“No, the analogy.”
“Oh. Sorry, it was just the funniest thing I could think of.”
“It was horrible.”
“Still. I go through lots of boyfriends that nobody knows about.”
“Why?”
“Well, for one, I’m exaggerating. I’ve had probably five boyfriends in the past couple years. Two, I like having boyfriends. If I’ve got a boyfriend, the gross guys aren’t hitting on me.” She ruffled my hair a bit. “That’s probably something you’ll find out about pretty soon.”
“Why do you say that?”
“You wouldn’t imagine all the talk I heard about you in the cafeteria today. A lot of it was boys talking about ‘that weird shemale Richards turned himself into’.”
“Shemale? Really?”
“More than a few of them were talking about how hot they thought you were.”
“They thought I was hot?”
“I’m pretty sure I heard ‘hot shemale’ more than once.”
“They thought I was a shemale?”
She flicked me on the nose. “Well, ya kinda are, for now. Little Adam is little, but he’s not gone just yet.”
I sighed. “Yeah.” I brushed some hair away from my eyes. Was it longer already? Wait a minute, did it change? “Hey, is my hair longer?”
Melanie sat up then sat me up and took a very close examination of my face. “Yeah, yeah it is. And your face is a little different.”
“How different?”
“Just a little softer. Your lips are a little fuller, too. That lipstick didn’t look out of place before, but it looks perfect on you now.”
I was actually relieved that I looked more feminine. Maybe it was just because I was over the hump, into the last few days. Little Adam only had until Friday before he was gone.
Though, honestly, it already felt like he was.
4.
“Girls! Time for dinner!” Mom called up to us, but I was already downstairs, practically right behind her. The upstairs bathroom toilet didn’t work, so I’d been downstairs having a diarrhea attack. I didn’t feel bad or anything, which made me wonder if it was just another part of this stupid curse. Mom turned around and saw me. “Good God, Amy, how long were you standing there?”
“A couple minutes. I was in the bathroom.”
“Go make sure your sister heard me, okay?”
I nodded. “Yup.”
I walked upstairs and was about to knock on Melanie’s door when I heard her talking. She must have been on Skype, or something. “I love Amy, but it’s getting a little tiring, y’know? She’s worried about everything, when she should just be enjoying her life.” Huh, I didn’t think I was worrying too much. After yesterday, I actually thought I was doing good. “Well, I should get going. Dinner should be soon, so I’ll talk to you later.”
I knocked on the door now. “Mel! Dinner!”
“Just a second!”
“It’s lasagna, so hurry up!”
I wondered who she was talking to about me. Did she really think I should just throw Adam away and enjoy being Amanda? Wasn’t I already kinda doing that? Or did she think I should start being uber-girly, because that I wasn’t doing. I could be a normal girl, not some perpetually pink wearing girly girl.
Hrm… I think I’d ask her about that after dinner.
1.
“I swear, getting a person’s gender legally changed is far more difficult than it should be,” Mom dumped some mashed potatoes on my plate. I had to admit, I was hungrier than I thought I was. “And then they expect you to explain that particular name. Adam very easily translates to Amanda, I don’t understand how hard it is to understand!” She sighed. “So, how was everyone else’s day?” She looked directly at me. “Amy?”
I finished chewing some lasagna. “It was pretty easy. I told Dad about it earlier.”
“And?”
“And nothing. Today was easy. I got through my first day in public as Amanda. And while on my first period, too.”
Dad laughed. “Sweetie, please, keep that kind of talk to a minimum.”
I blushed. “Sorry, Dad.”
“No, it’s okay. Just, to a minimum.”
Mom changed the subject. “Melanie? How was your day?”
Mel shrugged. “About the same as Amy. There were a lot of people talking about her.”
“Good talk or bad talk?”
“Not really either. There were a few people who pretty much called her a monster for being transgender, but the indifferent far outweighed the negative.”
“Some people called me a monster?” I asked, my voice tiny.
“Like, two.”
“How am I a monster?”
“Well, the two I know about were those really macho type guys who think being female is a disease.”
“Still, Mr. Malski should have been told about these people,” Mom said.
“As much as I’m sure he’d like to help me out,” I responded, “I’m sure he’s too busy helping his daughter transition into the principal’s office.”
“I didn’t know Mr. Malski had a daughter.”
“She’s the sorceress who did this to me!” I coughed out a laugh at the end.
Mom did a double take. “What?!”
“Oh… Sorry… I kinda thought Dad would have told you about that by now…”
“No, I didn’t know anything about this. When did you find this out?”
Melanie answered for me. “This morning when we went to tell Mr. Malski about Amy. She was there, already.”
“Was she there to keep an eye on you?”
I shook my head. “No. She’s genuinely the next principal, it’s all just a weird coincidence.”
“Are you sure?”
I sighed. “I dunno. It’s just... I dunno.”
2.
“Aw, c’mon!” I shouted at my TV. Stupid barnacles. What idiot at Valve decided they’d be a good thing to bring back in Half-Life 2? I hated those things in the first game! I never paid attention to them, and I almost always got killed by them. Stupid, stupid, stupid barnacles.
I laid back on my bed and sighed. This was like the fourth time I’d started Half-Life 2, and I was still getting stuck at the same place. It didn’t help that I’d owned the damn game since Orange Box came out, it just made me feel worse for getting stuck all the damn time. Steve’s beaten the game like four times, but he’s never helped me, and I wanted to punch him for that.
I pressed the Xbox logo in the middle of the controller and dropped back out to the home screen. I wondered if Steve was on. I could just call him, but I didn’t really want to talk to him. Not for any bad reason, or anything, there were just certain times of the day when I didn’t want to talk to people on the phone.
As if to test my feelings, Melanie walked in. “Okay, little sis, get dressed.”
I sighed. “Why? What is it you want me to do that requires me to leave my bed and cover my underwear?”
“Well, don’t you have to get off your bed to change the game?”
“Yeah, but I don’t have to leave my room and thus I don’t have to put anything on over my underwear.”
“Is parading around in your underwear that important?”
“I don’t wanna get dressed, okay?! Jeez, can’t I just stay home?”
She shook her head. “No. I have a little sister now, and I want to hang out at the mall with her.”
I raised an eyebrow. “You don’t hang out at the mall with your own friends, why do you suddenly want to with me?”
She rested her hands on her hips. “I just told you, because I finally have a little sister.”
I shook my head. “Not really that fantastic a reason, if you ask me. What happened to missing your little brother?”
“What? I still miss Adam, but is he really gone? You’re chromosomes are different, that’s about it.”
Well, and I liked boys, and I had somehow grown a minor fashion sense - that part I can’t figure out - but other than that, I wasn’t too different.
She smiled. “Besides, I still wanna enjoy having a sister, is that really so hard to understand?”
“What if I just don’t feel like leaving the house?”
“And why wouldn’t you? And don’t say because you’re on your period, because that’s not gonna work.” Shit! That was exactly what I was gonna say. How had she predicted me so well? “So, are you gonna get dressed and go?”
I gave it about two seconds of thought, then said, “Nope.”
Melanie faced the doorway. “Mom! Amy won’t go to the mall with me!”
Dad answered, “Shut up, Melanie!”
I just burst into laughter.
3.
There was a loud knock on my door. Had I fallen asleep? I sat up and looked around. My TV was still on, but there was a weird light coming from my window. Oh, great, I was dreaming again, wasn’t I? It was either that, or aliens were coming to dissect me. ‘Oh, Glorbfop, look! A human!’ ‘Look at her, Breelfrop, she was obviously a male.’
I’m stupid.
I stood up and reached down to tug at my skirt. Wait, I was wearing a skirt? I looked down at myself and saw I wasn’t wearing a skirt at all, I was wearing a dress. Great. Was this Melanie’s dream, or something?
Somebody was still knocking at the door. Loudly, too. “Hold on,” I said. I nearly stumbled on my way there. Why? I was better at walking than this. I looked down at my feet and saw a pair of high heels. Yep, this had to be Melanie’s dream. “Be there in a sec,” I told the person on the other side of the door.
I made it to the door eventually, and opened it to see a weird silhouette standing there. Great. It was an alien. The silhouette stepped forward and I nearly did a double take. That was Dean, and he looked so… So… Tiny. He was thinner than me, and just looked so wrong.
He grabbed me by the arms. “What did you do, Richards?! What the hell did you do to me?!”
“I didn’t do anything!”
“I’m a frikkin’ pansy, you stupid cunt! I can’t play ball, I can’t understand anything my friends say, I can’t even grow a damn beard!”
“I didn’t do anything!”
He fell onto his knees in front of me. “I don’t even remember how to play basketball! I don’t remember what it feels like to wear guy jeans! I dream about boys and if anything I own isn’t frilly or girly, I hate it! Why would you do this to me?!”
“But, I didn’t! It was the sorceress!”
“You ruined me… You ruined my life…”
“I didn’t do anything…”
4.
I woke up and nearly tossed my blanket across the room. I was sweating, my hair practically stuck to my skin. What the hell was that? What the hell was that?! That wasn’t anything like any of the other dreams I’d had since the curse started. Holy shit…
My phone was ringing. I reached over and picked it up. “Hello?”
“What’s wrong with you?” Steve asked.
“I had a weird dream.”
“Oh. Like, bad weird or just weird weird?”
“You know you talk more like a valley girl than I do, right?”
“Whaddya mean?”
“You say ‘like’ more than I do. It’s kinda a valley girl thing.” I laid back down. “So, whaddya want?”
“I just wanted to talk before we get to school. And to ask you if you’d unlock your door.”
“Huh?”
“I’m outside right now. I tried doing that whole throw pebbles at your window thing to get your attention, but that didn’t work. That’s why I called you.”
I considered getting up and looking out the window, but I didn’t want to give him a look of me in a nightie, so I just remained on the bed. “Ringing the doorbell wasn’t an option?”
“I didn’t want to wake everybody up.”
“Ugh… Gimme a minute, okay?” I hung up the phone and walked over to my closet, where a pair of leggings were sitting in a corner. I didn’t really wanna get dressed yet, so I just pulled those on so that Steve wouldn’t be gawking at my legs. I looked ridiculous wearing a blue nightie and black leggings, but I really didn’t care as much as I should have. I was tired.
I felt somewhat lighter than I had the day before. Probably had to do with all that diarrhea I’d had. When I opened the door, Steve took one look at me and it looked like his eyes were about to pop out of his skull. “What?” I asked.
“You uh… Um… Ah…”
I looked down at myself but I didn’t see anything out of the ordinary. (Okay, nothing other than I was looking at a girl’s body when I’d had a boy’s body for most of my life. That’s not what I meant, though.) What the hell was he getting at? “My what?” I asked, looking back up at him. He looked like he wanted to say something, but wasn’t sure how to say it. “Just say something!”
After another five minutes of nothing, he finally said, “Is it okay if I say you’re hot?”
“Um… Yeah? You said I was cute yesterday, why is it so strange today?”
He shook his head. “No, you’re not just cute today. You’re… hot. Like Melanie, but… y’know, a little younger.”
“Huh?”
“Well, yesterday, you still looked a little like a guy. Not a lot, but you could still see Adam in you. Now, you… Don’t.”
I rubbed at my arm. “Am I still… Y’know… Recognizable?”
He nodded. “Yeah, you’re obviously still Amy, but… I don’t think anybody’s gonna call you a ‘shemale’ anymore.”
I sighed. “You mean you heard people call me a shemale, too?”
“Whaddya expect? You were in the girl’s locker room, I was in the guy’s locker room. Guys talk about girls, y’know?”
I nodded. “Yeah. So, um, wanna come in?”
He smiled.
5.
“Can you wait out here for a second?” I asked, stopping him from walking into my room. “I’ve gotta get dressed.”
He nodded. “Yeah. I’ll wait.”
“‘Kay, thanks.” I mentally facepalmed. I said that. I really said that. Why did I say that? I’m a damned idiot. I shut the door between us and locked it. I didn’t think he’d come in without asking me, but for some reason, I just needed to lock the door. Maybe it was because of something that I never expected once.
Steve was handsome.
Was I feeling this way because of the curse? Steve’s challenge was to get over being selfish, did that have to do with me? Was this my challenge? Being attracted to Steve? Was I attracted to other boys? I picked up my phone again, tapped the internet icon and went to Google Images. I typed in ‘naked bodybuilders’ and the first four images were naked women. The fifth was a disturbingly veiny Asian man. I zoomed in on it and started to feel kinda… How do I explain it… Hot? I kinda felt like I was sweating, but I wasn’t.
I clicked out of the tab and set my phone down on my dresser. Good, at least I was turned on by any guy, not just Steve. That would have scared me. I tried thinking other thoughts to rid myself of that image, because I really didn’t want to feel so awkward all day long. Get dressed, Amy, just get dressed.
I pulled the leggings and my nightie off and then walked over to my mirror. I made a very close examination of my boobs, for the first time in my life. (Well, the first time that didn’t involve a shower, that is.) It didn’t feel odd that I had breasts anymore, they were just kinda there. I turned sideways to look at myself in profile, checking to see if they’d grown anymore. It was hard to tell, because as far as I was concerned, they looked big enough. They ached, a little, but not uncomfortably so.
I reached into my now-dedicated bra drawer (I’m not gonna lie, Mom went a little overboard on how many bras she bought me; she’s not gonna be happy if I suddenly outgrow them all) and slipped into it. I was getting better at putting bras on, but I still wasn’t as fluid at it as Mel was. The bra still fit, but it was kinda snug, unlike yesterday, when it fit comfortably.
I guess I shouldn’t have been confused. Even if I weren’t slowly sliding from male to female, assuming I was born a girl, my breasts would still be growing. Puberty would be kicking my ass for a couple more years now.
I pulled on a different pair of panties, after I secured a pad in. I noticed that my crotch area looked a little different. Little Adam had slipped inside a little more. I didn’t mind as much as I should have, though. I guess it was getting easier and easier to say goodbye to Adam entirely. Either way, I actually looked somewhat like I had a vagina now. Not much more left to change.
I rubbed my hand up one of my legs. A little fuzz, already. Man, how often do girls need to shave their legs? Oh well, I’d decided to wear pants anyway. I grabbed a pair of jeans and wiggled my way into them. Man, if girls can barely get these things on, how do boys do it? There were quite a few boys who wore girls’ jeans.
Next I grabbed a long-sleeved shirt and pulled it on. Pulling it down over my boobs was still slightly awkward, but when I had it on, and saw myself in the mirror, I smiled at my reflection. I looked pretty good, actually.
Oh, crap… This is what Steve was talking about. I actually looked pretty hot. And now I’m getting ridiculously vain, good work, Amanda! Apparently, I’m turning into every other teenage girl in southern California.
I put on a pair of sandals and grabbed my book bag. Walk to school with Steve, just get through the day, that’s all I had to do.
I opened my door and Steve was waiting there, smiling. “You look good,” he said, which made me blush. Damn me for turning into a girl!
6.
“So, where’d you get the new clothes?” Steve asked when we got outside. He had his hands in his pockets, and just looked laid back. He wasn’t as nervous around me as I was around him right now.
“My mom bought them for me yesterday, while we were at school.”
“You look really nice.”
I brushed some hair behind my ear. “You said that before.”
“And I meant it.”
“You look good yourself,” and I meant that. He looked better than he had the day before. He didn’t look as much like a slob as he used to. Was this a real change, or just in how I perceived him? He was still wearing the same kinds of clothes that he always wore, but he just looked different.
“Thanks. Stephanie said the same thing.” He chuckled. “She asked where her ‘slobby twin’ went.”
“So, what’s with the change?”
He shrugged. “I dunno. I just felt like it was time. What about you? What’s with your changes?”
“You mean besides being cursed and turned into a girl?”
“Well, yeah, but… Y’know… You’re different.”
“How?”
“You’re… Different.”
Why didn’t I want to answer that question? Why couldn’t I answer that question?
1.
The rest of the trip (about three more minutes, honestly) until we got to school was silent. His words had cut me pretty deep. I really didn’t feel any different. I mean, I acted a little bit more feminine, but how could I really help that? I’m sure Steve would have acted more feminine if this was happening to him, seeing as Stephanie probably would have done her damnedest to make him act that way.
My problem was that Melanie wasn’t explicitly making me act this way. She wasn’t helping in any way, especially after that phone call I overheard half of last night, but she wasn’t trying to turn me into her little sister, she was just enjoying having a little sister.
As I made my way to my locker, I heard laughter echoing down the halls. I looked around and nearly burst into laughter myself as Dean turned a corner. I wouldn’t actually have recognized him, if not for the fact that his absolute cleavage dress showed absolutely no cleavage. He didn’t seem uncomfortable in those high heels he was wearing, either. He did however, look very angry.
He went up to his locker, quickly grabbed his stuff, then silently made his way into homeroom. He was thinner than he had been the day before, a lot more… Well, to be honest, he looked girlier than I did, except that I had boobs. What the hell? How far was Ms. Malski going to go with him?
“He’s shaping up quite well,” the bitch said, right behind me. I nearly jumped out of my skin. She was standing there, smiling, arms folded under her breasts. “He’ll be finished tomorrow, just like you and Steve.”
“Tomorrow? I thought you said Friday?”
“I said you’d be Amanda by Friday, and you are, really, you’ll just be finished physically tomorrow.” She nodded toward Dean. “So will he.”
“Are you getting a kick out of this? Do you enjoy screwing with our lives the way you are?”
She shook her head. “I’m not screwing with you, Amy. There’s more than one reason why you are the way you are.”
I had to know. “What’s my challenge?”
She smiled again. “Bell’s about to ring, Ms. Richards, you’d better get to homeroom.” With that, she walked away, and I was alone in the hallway as the bell rang.
2.
Homeroom was boring, as always. Homeroom was used pretty much for homework, but I rarely had homework. Every class had a period of time for doing whatever work there was at the end of the class, and most of the time, I finished my work in class. As such, I spent most of my homeroom time drawing, something I’d been doing since I was little.
I didn’t know if it was my state of mind, my current situation, or just because, but I drew a picture that showed a small boy growing into a young woman - in other words, me - and the boy started out happy, then as he grew he got sadder, and sadder, and then finally when he was somewhat female, he was a little happier, then sad again.
“That looks like you,” someone said. I looked up to see Dean standing there, a strange look on his face. “Can I talk to you in the hallway?” I nodded, then followed him out into the hallway, where we stood by the lockers. We didn’t say anything for the longest time, then he finally said, “Did that bitch do this to you, too?”
“Huh?”
“You weren’t a closet girl last week, and now you’re suddenly so feminine that I thought you were a different person. When I saw you at the game on Sunday, I could tell that something was up with you. You had longer hair, and you were wearing girl’s clothes, which I knew was something you never did before.”
“Um… Girl’s jeans. I was still wearing one of my old boy’s shirts.”
“Whatever,” he said, sounding ridiculously valley girl. He cleared his throat. “Sorry. That just pops out every now and again. I’m starting to sound like my cousin.” He rubbed at his exposed - and hairless - arms. “Adam, just because I’m a jock doesn’t mean I’m an idiot. Up until this happened, I was on my way to being the valedictorian this year. Why were you involved in this?”
“Amanda.”
“What?”
“My name’s Amanda. And I’m involved because I was in your room, getting all those panties you stole in that panty raid.” I sat down on the floor, against the lockers. “She caught me.”
“And, what, decided that you should be wearing the panties instead of getting them back for everybody?”
“I don’t know. She just… She cursed me, and you, and Steve, and I - “
He cut me off. “That dipshit Steve is involved, too?”
I nodded. “Yeah.”
“And now the bitch is gonna be our principal? That’s not a coincidence.”
“Actually, it is.”
He shook his head. “I don’t believe it.”
I looked up at him. “So, none of this has affected you at all? You’re still as much of hard ass as you were before? All this has happened to you, and you don’t think it has anything to do with how you acted before this?”
He shrugged. “I’m still me, whether I’m the way I used to be or a pansy.”
I hugged my knees to my chest and sighed.
3.
The lunch lady dumped a pile of what looked like peas down on my tray. I looked up from the tray and asked, “Do you have anything that doesn’t look like prison food?”
She glared at me and said, “Look, tranny, if they didn’t want prison food here, they wouldn’t have hired me. Now, get the rest of your grub and sit down.”
Tranny had become a common nickname for me among people who weren’t particularly happy with what I’d become. I didn’t like it, but at least nobody was calling me shemale, like Melanie said. That just sucked. After all, I wasn’t a girl with boy parts between my legs.
I finished getting my food and then promptly scraped it off my tray and left the tray on the conveyor to get washed. I could see I wasn’t the only person who’d done that. Looked like I was gonna be eating vending machine food again. Wednesday and Friday lunch ladies were the worst. They served the worst food, and they were the rudest.
I walked over to the table I normally sat at and laid my head down. Lunch was gonna be boring if I didn’t eat cafeteria food. Nobody I knew was in my lunch period, for whatever reason. It made lunch boring, but I only had to sit there for a half an hour, so that wasn’t too bad.
I thought about what Dean had said. He clearly hadn’t changed personality-wise, and neither had Steve, so why had I? Did people who go from one gender to the other do that, or was there some funky magic sorceress thing going on? Was this a part of my challenge, whatever the hell that was? And why wouldn’t that bitch answer me when I asked her about my challenge? Why is she so adamant about keeping it from me, when she’d tell me Steve and Dean’s?
Nothing seemed to be making much sense.
4.
“Now, remember,” Mr. Pendergast said as he did a quick freehand drawing on the whiteboard, “the human face is neither easy nor hard to draw, the difficulty lies purely in the way you interpret your subject.”
Steve sat beside me, grinning like an idiot while Kimberly Shale sketched his face. I just sat there with a neutral expression on my face while Johnny… um… I forget his last name, drew my face. Every so often, I’d catch a glimpse of his drawing and saw that he either was shit at art class or had some odd outlook on everything. I appeared to be a cartoon poodle. No joke. My drawing of him was practically a black and white photograph, but no, he draws me as a cartoon poodle!
“Why do I look like a dog?” I asked.
He smiled. “It builds character.”
“Being drawn as a dog?”
“It makes you look cute.”
Steve said, “She already looks cute.”
Urghguggleurgh, why’d he have to say that? Doesn’t he know I’m conflicted about everything? Stupid, stupid Steve.
Kimberly chuckled. “Yeah, she looks cute for a crossdressing boy.”
I folded my arms under my breasts. “I’m not a boy, and I’m not crossdressing.”
She poked her pencil tip in my direction. “Show me what’s under that top, and maybe I’ll believe you. I’ve seen more convincing trannies than you, Richards.”
“I’m seriously not crossdressing. I made my choice and chose to be a girl, is that really so hard to understand?”
“And made the transition in a weekend?”
More people caught on to that than I thought. “My mom knows a really good surgeon,” was the closest thing to a reply I could give. Clearly I haven’t thought this through.
Johnny said, “She’s hotter than a couple of the skanks I dated last year, just leave her alone.”
Wow, the class casanova was sticking up for me. He probably wanted in my pants. Either that, or I was turning more into a stereotypical girl than I thought. I was seriously starting to sound like Melanie now, and not just because our voices sound similar.
“So why’d you choose to be a girl?” Kimberly asked.
I gave it a second, then said, “Because I never felt right as a boy.” That was pretty much exactly what Shanna had told me. That I wasn’t right, whatever the hell that meant. Was there a “right” or “wrong” when it came to who you were? Was it really that black and white? It couldn’t be. It really couldn’t be. “Because… Something about me felt wrong when I was a boy.”
“And you thought that being a girl would solve all your problems? Be lucky you can’t have periods, then.”
Oh, how wrong you are! Come to think of it, I should probably change my pad when class is over, these things start to feel weird after awhile. Not to mention, I’m pretty sure there’s a medical warning on the box that says you should change them after a certain amount of time.
Johnny set his sketch pad down and said, “Okay, ignoring this talk of female bodily functions, if my drawing of you is so bad, what’s your drawing of me look like?”
“Like this,” I said, flipping my sketch pad over to show him what he looked like. “Which is a lot better than your drawing.”
He took a long look at the sketch pad and finally said, “Yeah, but you’re a girl. Girls are better artists.”
For a brief second I wondered if that was true, then I remembered that I was just as good an artist when I was a boy, so it really didn’t matter.
5.
“Open your books to page forty-nine, children!” Mr. Greene shouted. He had a habit of doing that. He also had a habit of carrying around the handle of an axe without the axe part on it anymore. He used it to hit people when they said something stupid. Never hard, always lightly, and never girls, only boys. I prayed that I qualified as a girl to him, because even if he didn’t hurt anybody with that axe handle, it was still annoying as hell to get hit in the head with that thing.
I opened my textbook to the page he told us to go to and found, plastered in big red, white and blue letters, The American Civil War. I raised my hand. “Didn’t we learn about this already? Like, in elementary school?” Somebody chuckled.
Mr. Greene nodded. “There’s not much about the Civil War I can teach you that you don’t already know, but I’d like to take this time to have a discussion about why we do or do not leave things in the past.”
Why did I have this odd feeling that this lesson for some reason had to do with me, whether anybody other than me knew it or not? Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.
"The Confederate flag, the symbol of the South, is still flown in many places today, either in tribute of the past, or by those who still believe in its ideals, misguided though they may be. This flag is one hundred and fifty years old, and it lost the last domestic war ever fought in this nation, but it is still flown today."
"Why?" Somebody asked.
Mr. Greene nodded. "Why indeed? What values does it still hold? We don't condone slavery, or racism, or any sort of segregation any more, so why is this flag still flown? Is it flown because of a need to remember the past, because it's still a viable symbol, or simply because of the pretty colors?" More than a few people giggled at that.
I raised my hand. "Does it really matter?"
"Why do you say that, Ms. Richards?"
"It's a flag, people put their own meanings behind it. I mean... Does it matter what the reasons are?"
Somebody else just stated, "It's a dead flag, whether the reasons matter or not, what reasons really are there for keeping it around? Nobody flies the Nazi flag anymore."
A girl on the other side of the room said, "Except for Neo Nazis. They kinda do."
I asked, "But, who cares if they keep flying an old flag? Even if it was just the pretty colors, it's not like anybody needs to explain to anybody else why they fly a flag."
"If they've got a good enough reason to fly a dead flag, why can't they explain it to everybody else? People are less likely to question somebody's motivations if the person flying the flag is willing to tell everyone."
Somebody else asked, "And what if people like the looks of a dead flag, or even a flag that isn't dead? Fly a Nazi flag in Germany, you get arrested. Fly an ISIS flag here, and the FBI raids your house. Is it okay for people to fly these flags just because they like them?"
Mr. Greene was smiling at the front of the room. "So, what have we figured out? Is the flag more important than the ideals placed behind it, or are the ideals more important than the flag? We seem to be pretty divided on this issue, and it raises another important point, whether the ideals are more important or not, do others need to know them to understand why you're flying that flag?
"Your final assignment of this year is to perform a speech to this class on Friday. It can't be long, so we can get through all of you, but you need to choose a flag, and present for us the ideals behind why you chose that flag." As if on cue, the bell rang. "That'll be all, children!"
I just sat there for a moment while everybody else around me got up and left, eager to get back home and out of the building.
Great. I just knew what most people were probably expecting. Amanda, why did you choose to be a girl? Dammit, dammit, dammit.
Just a quick end not here, I totally forgot this (chapter 12) was the chapter where I wrote in all that flag stuff. That's based on a conversation I had with a friend of mine, but neither one of our viewpoints is expressly told within the chapter.
This is actually going up a day early because I just finished the final chapter about an hour ago. Instead of being three chapters, this is the final five. Ready to see how Amanda's story ends?
1.
"Amy!" Steve called out to me. He shook me out of whatever daze I was in just in time to stop me from running into the exterior wall of the gym. Ugh... Why had I done that? Oh, yeah, because I'm a damn moron. And I'm a moron because of a speech I've got to give in class because of flags. I should really get my priorities straight.
"Yeah?" I asked.
"Are you okay?"
I shrugged. "Kinda."
"What does that mean?"
"Well... I'm just... Screwed up. I feel bummed out because I have to give a speech in History class on Friday."
"A speech? That's all you have to do?"
"Well..." I rubbed at my arm. "I haven't given speeches in front of everybody since this happened."
"You'll do fine!"
I sighed. "Yeah. I'm... Sure..."
He rubbed at the back of his neck. "Um... You wanna come over to my place for dinner tonight?"
"Huh?"
"Well, my mom said last night it's been awhile since you came over, and... Well... She kinda wants to meet you."
"You mean she wants to see me as Amy for the first time?"
"Yeah."
"I... Um..."
He waved his hands in a sort of stop motion. "Don't feel like you have to, I just..."
"No! I'll come!" I was blushing. Pure, full-on, red-faced, I-clearly-wanted-him-to-like-me blushing. Why was I acting like I had a crush on him? "Getting away from my place and the school would probably help me a little bit. I'm still a little nervous about being outside my house." And there I was justifying my decision! Why was I acting like I had a crush on him?!
Steve smiled. "Thanks." Stop smiling! Stop being cute with me! Transitioning from male to female is bad enough without your best friend being endearing!
"Yep. I'm gonna head home first, I'll be there around five, okay?"
"Perfect!" He's enjoying this too much. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. "See ya later!"
As he ran off to his house, I sighed. What was I getting myself into?
2.
Five. I had just under two hours to get ready for...
A) Dinner at a friend's place.
B) My friend's mom meeting me and probably treating me like some girl her son is dating.
C) My friend treating this like it's probably a date.
D) How I might feel because my friend will treat this like it's probably a date!
I shut the front door behind me and heard Melanie yelp in surprise. Oops! Why'd I do that? Why, why, why? I opened the door again. "Sorry. A lot on my mind."
"Yeah, and my nose clearly isn't. Look, little sister, you may not care about how you look, but that doesn't mean I don't care how I look."
"Who said I didn't care how I look?"
"Didn't you?"
"I mean... I'm not like uber-fashion oriented, but... I mean... I... I dunno, okay? I'm just really concerned."
"You mean because Steve asked you out?"
"He didn't ask me out!"
Mom walked into the living room, a cup of coffee in her hand. "Who asked who out?"
Before I could say anything, Melanie said, "Steve asked Amanda out."
"No he didn't!" I squealed. I needed to calm down and stop sounding like some nervous girl about to go on her first date - which, granted, I probably was, but still - and sound more like a confident girl about to go hang out with her best friend. That's all I wanted to be.
Why couldn't I just be that?
"Calm down, sweetie," Mom said, voicing my internal instructions. "If I were you, I wouldn't be surprised if this was a date, from his point of view."
I plopped down on the couch. "I know. I'm worried about that. I mean... He's my friend, and I don't wanna stop being friends with him. That would all change if we started dating."
"Why?" Melanie asked.
"Because it like always does."
"You two have been friends since forever, you're not gonna stop just because you're suddenly dating. Besides, dating your best friend is a great way to experience dating from the female perspective without having to meet somebody new."
"And if we ever break up, that means I lose a best friend."
Mom sat down beside me and put her arm around me. "Amanda, you need to make your decision before you set foot in Steve's house. Will he eventually be your boyfriend, or will he stay your best friend."
Oh, for chrissakes, why did I need to make this decision now?! Why can't this just be dinner at a friend's house?! Fuck!
3.
"Can I borrow some make-up?" I asked. Melanie looked surprised. "What? I don't mind make-up."
"Yeah, but for somebody who doesn't want to date her best friend, I'm surprised you're asking."
"I still wanna look presentable. I'm not going all out with like mascara and eye shadow and all that."
"So, what's your plan?" she asked, a big wide smile on her face. She was enjoying this. Aw, my little sister wants to wear make-up to her flirst date! Yeah, shut up Head-Melanie. Great. I have a Head-Melanie. This is starting to get annoying.
"My plan is to hang out with Steve, but I still look like I just got out of bed, so... I wanna look more presentable."
She shoved me into the chair at her vanity. "And what if this turns into more than just hanging out?"
I groaned. "Can't we just get off of that? This isn't a date, as far as I'm concerned, okay?"
"Look, Amy, I've gone on more than one 'not-a-date', and when you and a guy have a strong connection, it's hard to avoid the eventual moment when you're sitting next to one another and suddenly your lips are touching his and you wonder if you're wearing the lipstick he likes on you and this and that and all this other stuff that runs through your head because you're kissing a guy you like." She handed me a tube of lipstick. "Hope he likes dark purple."
I sighed. "Are you just handing me this because it's the lipstick I wore on Sunday?"
"Duh."
"And because I told you that Steve likes it?"
"Double duh."
"And because you're having fun with this?"
"Triple duh." She sat down on her bed. "How would you even deal with having a boyfriend, anyway?"
I turned toward her. "Whaddya mean?"
"You never had a girlfriend. Never. Have you even gone on a first date?"
I blushed. "Yeah!"
"With who?"
I rubbed at my arm. "Um... Nobody..."
"See? This isn't just new to you because you're a girl, dating is new to you in general."
"No, it's not. I've watched TV, I've just never actually been on a date."
"So how are you gonna deal with this? You could be coming home tonight with a totally different relationship with Steve, something that'll change your lives forever. How is this going to affect you?"
I raised an eyebrow. "Weren't you basically telling me to go out with him earlier?"
"Kinda, but that's not important. The important thing is your emotional state."
"How does my emotional state come into this now?"
"Because it's pretty obvious that even if you're not head-over-heels for him, you like Steve simply because he's your friend. You're gonna be emotional around him no matter what because you're an emotional person, you have been even when you were Adam."
"I'm not that emotional."
"When you were six, you cried when you couldn't spell 'Spaghetti-Os' with your Spaghetti-Os."
"I was six! I cried when an episode of Barney was over!"
"And I never did, that's my point. About the biggest difference between Adam and Amanda are boobs and a vagina, and you've always been emotional. Even if you don't start dating Steve today, you're gonna feel different about him. How are you going to deal with that?"
I leaned back in the chair and took a deep breath. "So, you're kinda saying that if I don't start dating Steve today, I probably will at some point just because he and I are friends and I like him?"
Melanie shrugged. "I'm just saying that it's a good possiblity that your relationship with your best friend will change tonight, and you need to be ready for that, because if it changes one way, that raises the chances that it'll change for the worse later on." She stood up and reached into a dresser drawer. "Now that that's out of the way, I have something I want you to do." I nearly shivered at the smile on her face.
4.
Don't think about, don't think about it, don't think about it, don't think about...
I rang the doorbell at Steve's place and stood there, nervously. Neither Steve's mom or his sister had seen me since this whole thing started, and that scared me. That actually scared me more than whether or not Steve considered this a date. How would I act around the family of the boy who potentially wants to date me?
The door opened and Stephanie stood there, looking like she was ready to laugh. "What?" I asked.
"I seriously thought Steve was lying when he told me you were a girl."
"Really?"
"Yeah! I thought he was just bullshitting me because I was sick."
Oh, thank Christ... At least I'm okay around Stephanie. "And when he told you I was coming over for dinner?"
"I was gonna tease you guys about being gay, but I guess if you're a girl, Steve's not gay."
"Can I come in now?"
Stephanie moved out of the way and I walked in and immediately felt even more nervous. And now I was thinking about it! Why, why, why, why did I let Melanie talk me into this? Why did I let myself let Melanie talk me into wearing a frickin skirt to this dinner? I've never worn one before, but now I was, and now I felt awkward as hell.
"Hey, Steve! Your boyfriend's here!" Stephanie shouted. I shot a glare at her. "What? It's my last chance, okay? Just lemme treat him like he's gay one more day, please?"
"But he's not."
"I know, as weird as that sounds. I've been teasing him about it for awhile, because he only hangs out with you."
"I think TV Tropes calls that heterosexual life partners."
She shook her head. "I don't care what the internet calls it, I just like teasing him for it."
I sighed. "Just don't tease me."
She held up her hand in a Boy Scout's salute. "Promise between women, I'll leave you alone."
"I'm holding you to that."
"You know there's no promise between women, right?"
"I don't care. You promised, I'm holding you to it."
"Fine."
"Seriously."
"I get it."
I sighed again. This might be a long night.
5.
"So, Amanda, how has your transition been?" Mrs. Burke (Steve's mom) asked. The question kinda caught me off guard. Was she talking about my actual change, or my lie at school that I was transgender? (Now that I think of it, is that really a lie? Ah, determining that isn't important right now.) Did she know about the curse?
I gulped down the bite of tomato I had in my mouth and said, "I'm doing fine. It's not easy, but, I'm managing. I get a lot of mean looks, but not too many insults or anything." I took another bite. "Well, not when I'm in the room, anyway."
Steve looked a great deal more nervous than I felt right now. He seriously looked like he was going to pee his pants.
"You're an amazing young woman, Amy," Mrs. Burke said, "it takes a lot of courage to come out and admit to the world that you were born wrong." Okay, so Steve likely told her the lie. Good, now I can bumble through it here, in my best friend's house. "And to embrace it so fully. I'm sure there are quite a few transgender people who wouldn't wear a skirt less than a week into their transition."
Yay, she noticed... Ugh... "I didn't actually want to. Melanie tricked me into it." I blushed. "I feel really awkward wearing a skirt."
Stephanie leaned over the table. "It gets way, way easier. Trust me. Leg freedom over tight jeans any day, sister."
I smiled. It wasn't getting any easier so far, but, this was also my first time wearing a skirt. I kinda hoped it wouldn't, but I was already getting very used to wearing bras after only four days.
"You're being awfully quiet, big brother," Stephanie said to Steve. "What's up?"
He shrugged. "I'm just... Y'know..."
"It's okay to be nervous, honey," Mrs. Burke said. "It's not every day you invite a pretty girl over for dinner." She said that with a smile. Great. He probably told everybody but me that this was likely a date.
"Mom!" Steve nearly shouted. He was beet red.
His mom was laughing. "Honey, I'm just joking." She turned to me. "Amanda, before you came over, Steven expressly stated more than once that this wasn't a date between you two, I'd just like you to know that. His sister and I are just teasing him about this whole thing."
"I can't say I wouldn't do the same thing if Melanie actually had a friend come over," I said, then I looked over at Steve and said, "Sorry."
He shook his head. "No. I guess I deserve this for asking a girl to dinner. Even if she's been my best friend for years."
Stephanie smiled. "It's not every day your boyfriend becomes your girlfriend, though."
"Steph!"
"What? Adam was a boy, right? Was your friend, right? Amanda's a girl, right? And she's your friend, right? Adam, boyfriend. Amanda, girlfriend. Just because I'm saying girlfriend doesn't mean I'm saying she's your 'girlfriend', in the dating sense."
Oh, dear Christ, this conversation is getting embarrassing. And I'm not even the one being teased!
"Besides, I kinda think you're an idiot for not asking Amy out."
Was he? I'm still semi-male (for, like, six more hours, anyway), so, I could easily understand why he'd be uncomfortable asking me out, plus there was that stigma of all the people at school who still think I'm a crossdresser pretending I'm a real girl.
Wow. This almost seems like I'm just watching this event, as opposed to quietly eating my steak right beside it.
And then she said this: "And when I was talking to Melanie on the phone last night, she said the same thing."
Whoa, now I'm interested. "What?" I asked.
"Yep, Melanie thinks that you two would make the perfect couple."
1.
I didn't feel too good, not after that conversation. Steve and I, the perfect couple? No, no way. I don't see it at all.
So, while Steve was busy trying to decide what DVD to watch, I just sat there and, well, took stock of my best friend for the first time in our friendship. The first thing I noticed was all the differences in him, that had to come as a result of the curse. His room was generally a mess, as opposed to mine which was (and still is, actually) only a little messy. My room usually just had some clothes on the floor, although now that involved bras and panties as opposed to plain white shirts and boxers.
Now, his room was actually cleaner than mine, and was ridiculoulsy organized. I could remember a time when his Xbox was sitting on top of half the games he played in it, and now they were all alphabetized on a shelf with the Xbox sitting nicely beside his DVD player. It was... Well... weird.
Was this his challenge? To be a better put together kid, rather than the slob he used to be? Hadn't I considered that a few days ago?
"So... What's with the cleanliness kick?" I asked.
"Huh? Oh, yeah, the room. I was just... Y'know... Bored one day, decided to clean it up. It'll probably be a mess again in a couple days, I bet."
"It's not just the room, Steve. You're cleaner."
"Whaddya mean?"
"You combed your hair. I've never seen you comb your hair. Or dress nice, or... Just... You look like you probably would have asked me out on a date."
He stopped looking at his DVDs (which were also alphabetized and neatly placed on a shelf) and sat down on his bed beside me. I had a sinking feeling I knew exactly what he was gonna say, so I just braced myself for it. "Can I confess something to you?"
"You really did want this to be a date, didn't you?"
"What? No. I wanted to ask you out, yeah, but I didn't want this to be a date."
"Really?"
"Yeah. I felt like it'd be too soon to ask you out earlier, and I still feel that way, but since you brought it up..."
"You wanna ask me out now?"
He smiled, nervously. "I'm still kinda scared to, actually."
"Good, because I don't know if I wanna date you."
"Would you know tomorrow?"
"Are you serious?"
He shook his head. "No. Truth be told, I don't know if I'll ever not be nervous about asking you out, so I'm just gonna do it now, okay? Can we go see a movie tomorrow, or something?"
And thus our friendship had taken a turn I'd been warned about.
2.
After he asked me that question, time stood so still I could see every particle in the air. My friend - my best friend - had just asked me out on a date. This wasn't somebody who'd just met me and thought I was cute, this was a guy who had known me for most of my life, who knew I'd been a boy, and who had absolutely no problems with that.
And he wanted to date me.
Could I ever find that again? Somebody who knew I'd been male for fifteen years and just didn't care about it? Steve was a great trial run, wasn't he? I mean, that was a cruel way to think about it, but it was sorta/kinda true.
Should I say yes? Would I hurt him if I said no? Steve's my friend, after all, and I don't wanna stop being friends with him. Was I, in a way, obligated to say yes?
I kind of felt that way. I felt like if I didn't say yes, that Steve would cut all ties off with me, and then I'd have almost no ties to my old life as Adam other than my family, who were all accepting me as Amanda, so they didn't count.
But, even more important, did I want to date Steve?
3.
"Amy?" Steve asked, drawing me back out into real time. It was amazing how many thoughts could run through your head in less than a second.
"Sorry," I said, my face turning red.
"So you won't?"
"No! I didn't mean... No! Yeah, I'd love to go out with you!" Stupid, stupid, stupid words. "Just... If this doesn't work out, we're still gonna be friends, right?"
"Well, yeah. Amy, we've been friends our whole lives, we're gonna stay friends even if dating ends up being a giant fucking mistake." He nervously chuckled. "So... Whaddya wanna go see?"
4.
I shut the front door behind me and found a very curious Melanie waiting for me. She was standing there, arms folded under her breasts, a downright scary look on her face that basically said You will tell me everything! and almost made me wet myself. "Talk," she said. One word. That's it.
"What?"
"I want to know details. Every detail."
"There's not much to tell. It was dinner and then we watched a crappy movie in his room."
"And did he try to make a move on you?"
"No." I walked past her to the stairs, and smiled. "Not to say I didn't try to make a move on him." It was a lie, but it was time I had fun with Melanie, as opposed to the other way around.
"Wait, what?!"
I ignored her and walked up the stairs. She followed me, very eager to hear what she wanted me to say, but I just wasn't gonna talk. I was having way too much fun with this. I walked into my room, closed my door, then quickly took that skirt off, opened the door again and handed it to a very angry Melanie, shut my door again and locked it. Yeah, just take that Mel. Just think about what I'd said.
I just sat on my bed wearing pajama pants and a tee-shirt, watching TV for a couple hours before there was a knock on my door.
"Amy, can I come in?" Mom asked. I hopped off the bed and unlocked the door, then looked down either side of the hallway. "Melanie's in her room, so you don't have to worry about her."
"Okay. Whaddya want?"
She sat down on my bed and patted the spot beside her, so I sat down there. I had a feeling it was time for one of those 'mother/daughter talks' Melanie always talked about. "How was dinner at the Burke's?"
"It was fine."
"And how did Steve react around you?"
"Stephanie was making fun of him during dinner a lot, then we just watched Pacific Rim in his room."
"And did you..."
"Did I what?"
"Sweetie, you were alone in a boy's bedroom with said boy, and, it was a boy who you've got a strong connection with."
"I didn't kiss him, if that's what you and Melanie are asking."
Mom gave me a look. "How'd you know?"
"Because it's pretty obvious that Melanie had you come in here after I didn't tell her anything."
"And you were willing to answer me?"
"Only because messin' around with Melanie is fun."
Mom sighed. "So, how did it go?"
"It was the most harmless date I've ever seen."
"So it was a date?"
"No, that's tomorrow night."
From the other side of my door, I heard a very over-excited "I knew it!"
My turn to sigh. "I didn't know she was hanging out right outside the door."
Mom put her arm around me. "Me neither. Listen, baby, take this slow."
"I know. Tomorrow's just a movie, nothing special."
"Good." She stood up and walked over to the door. "Your sister already scared the shit out of me when she started dating, I don't wanna go through that again."
I just smiled.
5.
"Hello, Amanda," the sorceress - Ms. Malski - said. We were in the principal's office. When did I get here? "Don't worry, you're just dreaming."
"Then why doesn't this feel like a dream?" I asked.
She was working on papers, grading, or something. This really didn't feel like a dream.
"Mostly because it's not so much a dream as a telepathic communication between us."
"You can read people's minds?"
She looked up at me. "No. I just knew that would get your attention."
I rolled my eyes. "So, what is this really?"
"Just a magical conversation we're having. Your body is sleeping, your mind is here."
"What do you want?"
"Mainly to tell you what your challenge was, now that you've gotten past it."
"What?!" I've been asking for, like, four days and now she tells me?! "What was it?"
"When I first met you, last Friday, I sensed a void in your life, one that you - "
"Oh, for God's sake, please don't tell me that turning me into a girl is 'fixing' me!"
Ms. Malski glared at me. "If you'd let me finish?" She did a little bit of paper signing for a second, then continued, "No, this doesn't fix you as a whole. In fact, I introduced a number of other problems into your life, but no more than any other fifteen year old girl."
"You mean aside from half the people I know thinking I'm a crossdresser, another half thinking I'm a freaky tranny and the only people who actually know being Steve, Dean and my family?"
"Keep interupting me and you'll spend the rest of your life not knowing what your challenge was."
I crossed my arms under my breasts and waited for her to keep talking.
"Good. As I was saying, I sensed a void in your life. I'm sure you've noticed your strengthened interactions with young Mr. Burke?"
"Wait, this whole thing has been about Steve?"
"Not entirely. It's been about the two of you. You, as the one who loves him, and him as the one who loves you."
"So, what, I'm a girl because it makes us as a couple look less awkward?"
"Again, not entirely. I'm certain you've noticed your preferences slide more toward men, but Steve's, unfortunately, don't."
"So, I was... I guess gay, but Steve wasn't?"
"Exactly. In order for the two of you to even be a couple in the first place, one of you needed to be female."
"Why was it so important that Steve and I be a couple?"
She set her pen down, then looked me straight in the eye. "Amanda, I need you to understand that what I'm about to tell you cannot leave this room."
"You mean this dream?"
"Yes."
"I can't tell Steve?"
"No."
I groaned. "Fine."
"I was asked to get the two of you together."
"By who?"
"Melanie and Stephanie."
The fuck?!
6.
My sister and my best friend's sister had conspired to get me and Steve together? Why? "Why?" Holy shit, I actually asked it.
"I can't tell you that, because I don't know it."
"So, what, they just asked you said yes, without even asking why?"
"Do you know how many people know about my power, Amanda? Until the unfortunate incident of the panty raid, it was simply Stephanie and Melanie. When I discovered that I could use magic and make reality my plaything, I never even told my father or my step-mother."
"So, how did Melanie find out?"
"A few months ago, they were in a city alleyway late at night. Had I not been on a date at that exact time, you and Steve might not have sisters any longer."
"What happened?"
"Three boys, members of another high school's cross country team. One of them pulled a knife when the girls told them they wouldn't submit themselves. The boys don't know what hit them, even to this day. They wake up each morning, get dressed for school, and wonder why they went to sleep as future regional cross country champions one night and awoke the next day as nerdy girls who the school eggheads wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole."
I almost lost my older sister because she wouldn't let herself be raped and I'd had no idea before now. Holy shit. "What happened next?"
She continued, "I told the girls about my power. They were much too curious and too thankful to accept that the entire situation just ended."
"So, did they conspire to get Steve and I together then, or did this just come about recently?"
"I imagine they probably had the idea in their heads some time ago, but it was only last week that they asked me to do this."
"Why'd you do it? You saved them, not the other way around. You weren't indebted to them in any way."
"In a way, I was. They kept my secret. They could have gone to the news and told everyone about the sorceress who saved their lives from filthy rapists, but they didn't. I chose to honor their request because I honor our friendship."
"So, why are you telling me this? Why not just throw up some bullshit and call that my challenge? Why tell me the real thing if I can't tell Steve?"
She smiled. "I only told you that to get you to shut up and listen. Considering Melanie and Stephanie are both involved, you would have found out about it at some point anyway."
I rolled my eyes again. "So I can tell Steve?"
"Of course."
"And what about Dean?"
"Of course not."
"What's his whole place in this, anyway?"
"His challenge is a genuine punishment. That you all three were affected at the same time is a mere coincidence. Even if you hadn't broken into his house that night, I'd have found out about the panty raid and dealt with it accordingly."
"Giant coincidence?"
"Yep."
"I don't believe it."
"I don't care."
"So, now what? I just wake up, tell Steve that this whole thing was a giant set-up to get him and me dating, and, what?"
"You live your lives. Stephanie called me earlier and told me Steve was taking you to a movie tonight."
"Yeah, he is."
"If you two are as compatible as the girls and I think, then you should enjoy yourself."
"And if we're not?"
"Then you find another boy who catches your fancy, it's that simple. Your friendship with Steve is eternal, there'll never be a time when the two of you aren't together in some way or another. Whether you take the next step is up to the two of you."
7.
I woke up and slowly sat up. Things were... Different now. Now that I knew why this whole week had happened, I just... Things were different, it was that simple.
I took a shower, shaved my legs and my pits (no knicks this time!), dried off, got dressed and walked all the way to school without talking to anybody. Actually, without really seeing anybody. Mom was on the phone in the kitchen when I left, Dad was probably still asleep, and Melanie took her shower a couple minutes after I got out of the bathroom.
I sat on the front steps and waited for Steve. I was almost an hour early, so I had time to think before he got there. Everything I thought kept going back to that dream conversation, kept going back to the truth. Maybe it was too much for me. Maybe Ms. Malski shouldn't have told me.
"Hey," Steve said as he walked up to me, "what's the matter?"
1.
"What's the matter?" Steve asked a second time. I wasn't entirely sure how to answer him. He looked concerned, and I didn't want him to feel that way. It wasn't his fault this had happened to us. It wasn't his fault...
...That I liked him.
I stood up and sighed. I had to tell him. I'd be a bitch if I didn't tell him, that's for sure. "I... Had a dream last night that wasn't really a dream."
"If it wasn't a dream, what was it?"
"It was her, Ms. Malski. She told me what my challenge was."
He took my hand. It felt nice. It felt nice, for a boy to hold hands with me. No, not just for a boy to hold hands with me, for Steve to hold hands with me. "So, what was it? Aside from turning into a girl for a week, that is."
I shook my head. "That wasn't part of it. That was for something else."
"She turned you into a girl for something else?"
"Yeah."
"What?"
"Us."
"Huh?"
I looked him in the eyes. "Melanie and Stephanie."
"You're not making any sense."
"Mel and Stephanie know Ms. Malski, they're the reason I'm a girl. And I'm a girl because... Because the two of them couldn't..."
"Are you saying they used the sorceress to get us together? Even though you were a guy and neither one of us was - "
I cut him off. "I... Think I was."
"Really?"
"It's complicated. I'm not sure, I just know I've transitioned way too easily considering I still like the same things. I shouldn't be jumping on the I like boys bandwagon so instantly if I didn't already, y'know?"
He nodded. "Okay, let's say you were gay when you were Adam, why throw me into the mix?"
"Stephanie probably told Ms. Malski that you needed a girlfriend, and turning me into that girlfriend must have seemed like the best idea."
"So, this whole thing was just an extremely complicated way of hooking us up?"
"Basically."
"And what about Dean?"
"Legit punishment for the panty raid."
"And how did you feel about all this?"
I sighed. "I wasn't as angry as I probably should have been."
"How come? Our sisters basically perpetrated this whole thing to turn you into my girlfriend. What are you getting out of this?"
I didn't answer him with words, right away, anyway. Instead, I did something that just plain surprised me. Shocked me. Scared me. Horrified me. Excited me.
I kissed him.
2.
When we broke the kiss off, I said, "I get you."
Steve put his hands on my waist and said, "Is that all? Me?"
"Well, c'mon, I haven't changed that much. I still like all the same stuff, I just have to deal with bras and panties now. Oh, and periods. That's a little annoying, but manageable. Or, at least it better be, since I'm gonna havta deal with 'em until menopause."
"Or until you get pregnant."
"Whoa, that's a little too much to be talking about right now."
He smiled. "You're right. So, does this make us boyfriend and girlfriend now? Because you were a little hesitant to say that yesterday."
I nodded. "Yeah. And... That was my challenge."
"What was?"
"Accepting this."
3.
"Spill it, sister," Melanie said to me when she finally found me at my locker. She looked either furious or curious, and I'm not sure which one I'd rather her be.
"Why did you say that like it's the Seventies?"
"Stop avoiding the question and answer the question."
"What question? All you said was 'spill it'."
"Exactly, now do so."
"Spill what? You were listening at my door last night when I talked to Mom and this whole thing was yours and Stephanie's idea in the first place, so what do I really need to spill?"
Her eyes widened in surprise. "How do you know about that?"
"Ms. Malski told me in a dream last night."
"Are you... Angry, with us?"
I shut my locker and then leaned up against it. "No. And, to be honest, if you'd told me, I probably would have laughed in your face." I brushed my hair back behind my ears. "You didn't do the wrong thing, Mel, though I honestly would have liked to know sooner."
"Sorry. I swear, the next time Stephanie and I have Ms. Malski do anything to you, we'll tell you first."
I rolled my eyes. "If you ever have her do anything to me again, it'd better be because I stop growing," I pointed to my boobs, "and you don't."
She smiled. "Getting a little envious already, are you?"
"You know I'm joking."
"Yeah."
"Besides, I'm bigger than you already."
4.
"Somebody's a lot less anxious than she was a couple days ago," Shanna said as we changed for gym. Sports bras were much more comfortable when they were the right size. Not that I wasn't grateful that Shanna had let me borrow one the other day, but I knew I couldn't get through gym class next year without some of my own.
I smiled and slipped my shirt over my head. "Just some deep, deep soul searching."
"Soul searching, huh? What'dya figure out?"
I pulled my shorts on and then sat down on the bench in front of the lockers to lace up my shoes. "Just... Something. Something important."
"I thought you'd decided to be a girl awhile ago."
"That wasn't what I was talking about."
"Oh. So... Is there... Somebody?"
"That's privilaged information between me and my boyfriend." I tied my hair into a ponytail. "And I'm not telling you."
Shanna was smiling now. "Oh, don't worry, I won't pry. Hey, Amy?"
"Yeah?"
"Welcome to the fairer sex."
I smiled again. "Thanks."
5.
"You look realy happy," Steve said after the gym teacher finished off roll call. "Is it on account of that kiss earlier?"
"No," I said, hitting him on the arm lightly. "I'm just... Accepting for the first time, and I love it."
"When were you ever not accepting?"
"That's not what I mean, and you know it. I mean of me."
He smiled. "I know. I'm happy that you're happy."
"Thanks. Now," I picked up a basketball and tossed it to him, "you think you can take me now? Because I used to kick your ass at basketball when I was a boy."
He dribbled the ball a little. "I'd like to see you try."
6.
"Ms. Richards, do you have something to add?" Mrs. Zucker, the Creative Writing teacher, asked me, because I'd been yawning, and raised my arms above my head. Oops. Me be dumb. I shook my head, but I was sure I was red-faced. "Then keep your yawning to yourself. Now, which of you will actually come up here and read your essay?"
Melanie raised her hand, and I had a sinking feeling her essay had something to do with me. Why'd I have this feeling, you ask? Well, because now that I knew that Mel and Stephanie were behind this whole thing, the odds that this essay - which was assigned to us at the beginning of the semester, I might add - involved me in one way or another were very good.
"Okay," Melanie said as she got to the front of the class, "I wasn't actually gonna do this essay, and just take the failing grade, but a couple of days ago, my little sister took a big step in her life and, well, it inspired me." See? I knew this'd be about me. Goddamnit, Melanie... "Amy came out to me and our parents last Friday, after having dealt with her problems for awhile on her own." Seriously? This is actually a good essay? Damn, my sister might actually graduate high school after all. "Amy had kept up appearances as Adam for awhile, but she just couldn't anymore. I was the first person she told, even over our parents. At first I didn't know how to feel about it.
"Here was my little brother, the dweeb I teased every so often because - I thought - he was gay." That's a complete, unadulterated lie. She's never teased me about that. Hell, I didn't even know I was gay until I wasn't anymore. Wait, am I technically still gay? I mean, I'm a girl, and girls like bo - Aw, the hell with it. "It turned out it was much more than that, because Adam didn't want to be Adam, he wanted to be Amanda, felt free as Amanda. Adam was technically gay, he just wasn't Adam.
"And so, my little sister finally became my little sister last Friday, and there isn't one member of my family that isn't happy for her, because she's finally the person she truly is."
Mrs. Zucker started clapping, and then so did other people, which surprised me. They were clapping at an essay - a short one, at that - about me. I was almost dumbfounded. When Mel sat back down, I didn't even say anything, I just hugged her. My big sister wrote that about me. I felt like I was on top of the goddamn world.
7.
I felt like I was gonna throw up.
I made it to the bathroom just in time to avoid a mess all over the living room floor. I clutched the toilet and puked what was probably half my body weight out. By the time I was done, I sure felt like half my body weight was gone. It was a lot of puke. I instantly felt better, but that didn't make it any less disgusting.
"Honey? You okay?" Mom asked from the other side of the bathroom door.
"No."
"What's the matter?"
"Bad..." Oh, God, I was gonna do it again, wasn't I? Dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit! "Hot dog..." I tried to calm my stomach down. I didn't want to puke again. I heard her talking to Melanie. Thank you, so much, Melanie!
It took a few minutes, but I started to feel better. Whew! Thank God... I was starting to think I'd have to call Steve and tell him our date was ooooooooooglrughph.
And I puked. Again.
Oh man, what was going on? Was I getting cold feet? No, that couldn't be it. We were going to see Jurassic World for fuck's sake, in no way a cuddle movie or anything. Even if we are boyfriend and girlfriend, this wasn't a date movie, it was just a movie that happened to be while we're dating, so why was I so sick if it wasn't that hot dog I had at lunch?!
"Amy?" Melanie asked. "I'm coming in there, so you better not be covered in puke."
"I'm not," I gasped out.
I heard the door open, then close, then Mel sat down on the laundry hamper in the corner. "So... How ya doin'?"
"How do you think? I'm puking here!"
"I see that. Why are you puking?"
"I've been trying to figure that out myself." I calmed my stomach some more. Hopefully I wouldn't puke again. I put the toilet seat and lit back down and sat down. "I... Kinda... Um..."
"Your date tonight?" I nodded. "Well, it's not uncommon for a girl to get sick when she's about to go on her first date, but this is a little extreme. Besides, from what I hear, boys are way worse than girls when it comes to getting cold feet on a date."
"I wouldn't know."
"I know. You sure it wasn't that hot dog you ate at lunch? You looked kinda green after you ate it."
"It's probably a combination of the two."
"Ah."
"Should I go?"
"Duh."
"But I'm sick."
"And if you don't go tonight, you'll be sick next time. Go tonight, you'll never be sick again."
"You sure?"
"Just don't eat any popcorn."
I glared at her. "That's your advice?"
"What? I've never dated my best friend, so this is probably a thousand times worse than it should be for you. Just, go, and if you feel sick during the movie, excuse yourself to the ladies' room real quick. You're going to see a dinosaur movie, so odds are good you'll get sick just watching the dinos eat people."
"Hey, I think I can take that."
"Still. Go. I'll push you all the way to the movie theater myself if I have to."
I sighed. "Okay, okay. Who knows, maybe I'll feel better after this, y'know?"
"There ya go!"
Melanie stood up and walked to the door. Before she left the bathroom, I said, "Hey, Mel, thanks for writing that essay."
She smiled. "Anything for my baby sister."
1.
About twenty minutes after my big bathroom puke session, I was up in my room, switching out of the clothes I wore to school (since they smelled like puke) and getting ready to take a shower. I slipped into a pair of shorts and a tank top so that I wouldn't be running between bedroom and bathroom in just my bra and panties. Melanie had done that a few times and caught some absolutely hilarious hell for it from Dad.
As I was washing my legs (no shaving tonight, because I did that this morning), I came upon what was once Little Adam, and was now Ms. Amanda. It was done, totally, completely, I didn't have boy parts anymore. I couldn't believe it. It was done. I touched my... Deep breath here... Vagina lips (and that was weird to say to myself) for the first time and it felt super weird.
I shuddered. The internet can only teach you so much. Should I take my first plunge and discover what masturbating as a girl felt like, or save it for later? Would it feel squicky? Dammit, dammit, dammit...
I finished my shower, dried off, and got dressed. A simple pair of jeans and a long sleeve shirt, nothing too fancy considering I was just going to see a movie with my best friend.
Best friend who was now my boyfriend, that is.
2.
"Two for Jurassic World, please," Steve said when we got up to the ticket counter. He looked at me and smiled for whatever reason (maybe because he was the one asking this time, when it was usually me), and I smiled back. He was happy about something. If I was lucky, it wouldn't be that he was secretly planning on kissing me at some big semi-romantic moment (because, let's face it, most action movies have semi-romantic parts).
We got our drinks, our popcorn (popcorn, yeah!), and then made our way to theater 12, where our showing was. Luckily, the place wasn't packed, and we picked a spot in the back, away from everybod - and I know where this is going.
"Did you bring me back here so you could cop a feel with nobody looking?" I asked.
"No!"
"Really?"
"Really. Tell me one time I've copped a feel on you back here before. We sit back here all the time."
"Tell me one time I was your girlfriend all the other times we've come here."
He sighed. "Okay, good point, but, seriously, we've always sat back here. Why should us as boyfriend and girlfriend be any different?"
"You mean other than the fact that it's not gonna look weird if you reach over and kiss me?"
"Good point, again. Look, it's a date, but not a date date, okay?" He gave me a light peck on the cheek. "We're just here to enjoy a movie as boyfriend and girlfriend for the first time, that's all."
"Stop it."
"What?"
I slouched in my seat. "Stop being cute. It makes it harder not to kiss you."
He smiled. "I wouldn't mind."
Somebody shouted, "Shut up back there!" I sighed.
3.
"Eh... The first one was better," Steve said as we left the theater. He was holding my hand, and I was enjoying it.
"I liked the second one better."
"Why?"
I hit the crosswalk button when we got to 3rd and Perez. "Because I don't care how ridiculous it is, a T-Rex rampaging through San Diego is awesome. After all, Sea World gets boring after awhile."
"How would you know? You've never been to Sea World."
"Because fish bore me, no matter how big, that's how."
He smiled. "Fine. So, you want me to take you home, or wanna hang out some more?"
"Nah, walk me home. I need to finish my homework for History tomorrow."
"Oh, your flag thing?"
"Uh-huh. I still don't know which flag to go with."
"Want me to help?"
I shook my head. "No, I gotta do this myself. It's a feeling, y'know?"
He nodded. "Yeah. I'm sure you'll do great on it, though."
I smiled. "Thanks."
"No problem."
4.
Melanie was waiting for me at the front door when Steve dropped me off and walked to his place. “Nope,” was all I said to her when I passed her and walked inside. She looked like she was gonna burst. It was adorable.
“Why not?” she asked, following me into my room. I unzipped my pants and wiggled them off me. “If I were dating your best friend’s brother, I’d tell you everything.”
I stuck my tongue out at her. “I’m not you, sis.”
“Hey, you should so be playing by my rules, seeing as you wouldn’t even be dating Steve if it weren’t for me.”
“For you and Stephanie. You’re just lucky I’m no worse off this way than I was as Adam, otherwise I’m pretty sure Mom and Dad would disown you for ruining their child’s life.”
“So, are you saying you’re better off than you were as Adam?”
I shook my head. “Um, periods, bras, people calling me tranny or shemale, not to mention shaving my legs and armpits. No, I’m not better off, I’m just a girl when I used to be a boy. It’s different, but neither one is better.”
“But, you’re happy now.”
“I wasn’t unhappy before. Granted, apparently I was closet gay and didn’t know it, and I’ve been transitioning pretty well despite the enhanced crazy around me. I’m not saying I was right as Adam, but I wasn’t wrong, either.”
“Well, that’s good.” She turned around to leave the room, then stopped and shut the door. Wow, I can’t believe I didn’t realize that the door was open when I was taking my pants off. Um… Wow. “Hey, Amy, can I tell you something?”
“Yeah, of course you can.” I pulled on the shorts I’d worn earlier when I took my shower. I would put a nightie on, but I still had homework to do.
“This whole thing, changing you and setting you and Steve up together, most of it was Stephanie’s idea.”
“So what?”
“Well… The two of us were…”
“Mel, so what?”
“Huh?”
I plopped down on my bed and grabbed my tablet. “Is it really gonna change my life if I know which one of you decided to do this to me first? I’m Amanda now, I love being Amanda now, as much as I loved being Adam before, nothing about anything is different. You have a little sister instead of a little brother, it’s no big deal, I’m still the same person with the same likes and dislikes, so stop worrying about owning up to a mistake you didn’t make. The only mistake you did make was not telling me sooner.” I laid down. “Now lemme do my homework, okay?”
She smiled. “Yeah.”
5.
I woke up, sat up, stretched, and yawned. I was halfway through my shower when I realized I’d had no dreams the night before. Well, no curse-induced dreams, that is. I had a normal dream, which involved me running naked through a forest and then riding on a polar bear, but nothing involving me and Steve, or me and Dean, or me and Ms. Malski.
I was finally free.
Granted, I’d been free the whole time, considering there was little I could actually do and nothing was hurting me physically, but the curse was over now.
There was a knock on the bathroom door. “Come in!” I said.
In came Melanie, pulling open the shower curtain and holding out two dresses. One was pink with little hearts all over it, the other was yellow with flowers. She was smiling way too much. “Pink or yellow?” she asked.
“Um… I’m not wearing a dress to school.”
She laughed. “No, stupid, it’s for the year end dance after school. Or did you forget we have a year end dance?”
Oh, goddamnit… “Do I have to wear a dress?”
“What’s the big deal? You wear nighties to bed, this isn’t really any different.”
“Except that I’d be wearing it around people!”
“That’s no big deal. Dresses are nothing to be scared of. So, pick one.”
“No.”
“If you don’t, then I’m just gonna hand you one after school and not let you leave the restroom until you change.”
“Nope.”
“Steve would like to see you in one, I bet.”
“Actually, Steve says I’m cute no matter what I wear.”
“Amanda Richards, you’re wearing a dress and that’s final!”
“You’re not Mom.”
“Mom! Amy won’t wear a dress to the dance today!”
“Shut up, Melanie!” Dad shouted back.
“I said ‘Mom’, not ‘Dad’!”
“And I said shut up!”
I started giggling. This was hilarious. “Will you get outta here and let me finish my shower, please? If you’re gonna force me into a dress I guess I’ll take the yellow one.”
“Great! I have the perfect pair of heels to go with that!”
Oh, for fuck’s sake! “Seriously? It’s bad enough I’m wearing a dress, now you’re gonna force me into heels?”
“You can’t wear tennis shoes with a dress, silly.” With that, she turned around, left the bathroom and shut the door. Oh, Christ, today was gonna be annoying.
6.
“She’s making me wear a dress,” I said as I doodled a picture in Homeroom.
Unfortunately, the only one I had to talk to in Homeroom was Dean, who was busy filing his nails. “At least it’s just your sister making you wear stuff, something you can actually persuade otherwise. I make me wear stuff, and it’s all because of that witch.”
I sighed. “You don’t know Melanie that well.”
“I should, she and I have a similar taste in clothes.”
“Either way. She’s not the most persuadable person.”
“That’s not a word.”
“Yes, it is. Pay attention in class one of these days.” I looked up from my picture. “So, why are you even talking to me? I figured you’d blame this whole thing on me.”
He shook his head. “It’s not your fault that, it’s the witch’s fault.”
“Seriously? You don’t find at least a little blame in what you did?”
“You mean a harmless prank? Panty raids don’t hurt anyone, Richards.”
“You’re wearing panties right now, you sure you still believe that?”
He rolled his eyes. “Fine, you’ve got a point.” He looked like he had something else to say after that, but he didn’t.
“What?”
“Nothing.”
“Seriously, what? Don’t forget, I’m like the only person who’ll talk to you anymore.”
“It’s not important.”
I sighed. “Fine. If you say so.”
“I do.”
“Fine.”
“Stop it, Richards.”
“I’m not trying to guilt trip you, if that’s what you’re worried about.” I really wasn’t, even though it sounded like I was. It was kinda funny, actually.
“Did you want to be a girl before you were cursed?”
What?! “What?”
“I know you tell everybody that, since it’s easier than telling the truth, but did you actually want to be a girl?”
I shook my head. “It really doesn’t matter whether I did or not. I am now, and I don’t mind it.”
He hugged his knees to his chest. “That just means you were gay.”
I sighed. “I’m actually pretty sure now that I was, but that’s beside the point.”
“You, too, huh?”
That caught my attention. “Wha?”
His face turned redder than it already was (he was wearing way too much blush) and then he looked away. “Nothing. Just forget I said that.”
Something seemed very off about that…
7.
“Your final assignment of the year is to draw anything,” Mr. Pendergast said, writing the word ANYTHING on the board. “Anything at all. You have the entire class to get as far along as you can, but I want it to be as detailed as you possibly can, shoot for nothing less than the best you can do.”
“Oh, for crying out loud!” Johnny said when Mr. Pendergast walked back into his office. “Anything?! I can barely draw anything!” He looked over at me. “What are you drawing, Richards, lemme copy off you.”
I covered up my paper with my arms and glared at him. “No.” Steve started laughing. “How would you even copy me anyway? The only thing you could do is trace me, and Mr. Pendergast would know.”
“C’mon! I’m gonna flunk if I don’t!”
“No.”
He turned to Steve. “Burke, tell your girlfriend to let me trace her drawing.”
Kimberly nearly spit out her drink. “No way, those two are dating?!”
I nodded. “We haven’t exactly telegraphed it, or anything, but yeah.”
Steve said, “Well, she doesn’t telegraph it. I had her name tattooed on me.”
I smacked him in the back of the head. “No you didn’t.”
“Wait,” Johnny said, “you two really are dating? Shit, man, I just guessed.” He held up his hand for a high five. “Good job scorin’ the trannie, man, that’s just awesome.”
Kimberly elbowed him. “Shut up, dumbass. Amy’s not a trophy, even if she is still somewhat a boy.”
“Um, I’m not, actually,” I said, sheepishly.
“You mean you had the surgery?”
“Yeah,” I lied. “I had that done awhile ago. I just started the hormones recently to get the rest of me caught up.”
“But, genetically, you’re still a boy, right?”
“Um… Yeah.” Not really.
“See, so you’re still somewhat a boy, like I said.”
I groaned. “Fine.”
Johnny said, “Look, none of this settles the problem of Richards letting me copy off of her drawing.”
Steve responded, “She said no, so I’d take that as your final answer.”
Johnny slammed his head down on the table, making my pencils go flying. “Dammit! I’m gonna fail this class!”
I sighed. “See that wall behind me?” I asked, pointing to the very basic wall behind me. “Draw that.”
He looked up at the wall and then his eyes lit up like he’d finally found religion, or something like that. “Richards! You’re a goddamn genius!”
I just rolled my eyes.
1.
It was time. My History grade depended on it. I needed to do this right. Very, very right. Very, very right. Yeah, okay, I really do have weird thoughts and put too much emphasis on certain things.
Anyway, in order to do this right, I had to wait for everybody else. Kenny Williams picked the Canadian flag, because he was from Canada and because he liked their sense of peace and universal healthcare. Sarah Williams (no relation to him, apparently) picked the Swedish flag, for some reason I wasn’t really paying attention to because she also dove straight into her dating profile for any single boys who want a hot summer date (I hope I’m never like that). Billy Kerrigan chose the New Zealand flag for yet another reason I wasn’t really paying attention to because every other sentence involved The Hobbit trilogy. Some people picked weird things for what a flag “meant” to them.
“Ms. Richards?” Mr. Greene called my name. It was time. I had to do this. My entire History grade was cou -
Shut up, Amanda, and get to it!
I hated my brain.
I sighed, stood up, and walked to the front of the classroom. Deep breath, Amanda, deep breath. I put my little printed out Rainbow Flag on the whiteboard with a magnet. “This is the Rainbow Flag,” I started. Some people were already trying to hide laughter. “It’s the symbol of the LGBT community, and I picked this flag because, as a transgender girl, well, it means a lot to me that people in my community are treated equally.” Everything I said sounded like it was stolen from a thousand different speeches from people who actually meant their words. I took another breath.
I continued, “When I was a boy, I didn’t mind my life. I got up, went to school, hung out with my friends, went to bed, rinse, repeat. It was a normal life, it was okay.” Some people were still disguising their laughter. Yay. “Then, one day, I realized that Adam Richards wasn’t right. I got up every day and went though my life exactly like I said: Rinse and repeat. Everything was so basic and so nothing that I felt like I wasn’t really living so much as going through the motions of somebody else’s life.” Did I suddenly sound more confident? I think I did. People were still laughing lightly, but I didn’t care. “I decided that day that I’d stop being Adam and be who I really felt like I was, and that’s who I am now.”
Jenny Gunther raised her hand. “How did you know you’d feel better as a girl?”
I shrugged. “I didn’t, at first. It took me a little while to realize that it was my... “ I expected the laughs for this one, “...Boy parts…” and there they were, “...Were the cause.” I could have said penis, but people would have laughed equally as hard, so I just said boy parts. I felt no shame. “But when I did, I went to my sister, and together, we went to our parents. I owe my sister a lot of thanks for what she did to help me.” I chuckled. “She’s the best sister ever, and I’m not just saying that.”
That sounded a lot more real than it was.
2.
Steve grabbed me around the waist and held onto me while I was cleaning out my locker. “You look like you just won a gold medal, how ya doin’?” he asked.
“I did great on my speech. A+.”
“That’s great, Amy!”
I lightly elbowed him to get him off of me. He took the hint. “Yeah, it is. I’m also the only one that got an A+. A lot of other people got A’s, but I’m the only one that got an A+.”
“You’re saying that like it’s a bad thing.”
I shook my head. “No, it’s not. I just don’t get why I’m the only one that got an A+. A lot of other people did that good, too.”
“Mr. Greene just thought you were the best, that’s all.” He turned me around and pushed me back against the locker, gently. “Amy, just because you’re the school’s only transgender girl doesn’t mean you can’t also be the coolest, greatest student.”
“I’m not, though. Dean’s supposedly the valedictorian this year.”
“Yeah, I heard about that.”
“He… Kinda said something weird to me during Homeroom.”
Steve looked surprised. “You mean Dean Garnet was capable of talking to you like a normal human being?”
“Yeah, but I don’t know what to make of it.”
“What’d he say?”
I shrugged. “That’s just it, I don’t really know. It was mostly his tone, he kinda sounded like he was gonna tell me he was gay before he was cursed.”
“Considering how many girls he’s dated, that would surprise me. Stephanie said he was one of her better boyfriends.”
I sighed. “I dunno. Maybe I was just reading too much into it.”
Steve smiled. “Hey, don’t worry about it.” He quickly changed the subject. “So, are you going to that stupid dance in a little bit?”
I nodded. “Yeah. Melanie’s making me go. She says I need to wear a dress.”
“You? In a dress? You looked so uncomfortable in a skirt the other day at my house that I thought you were gonna go nuts.”
“I get nervous wearing that stuff in public, y’know? I mean, I wear nighties to bed, and dresses are pretty much the same, but that’s to bed. I don’t wear them with all my friends around.” I sighed again. “I dunno. Do you think I’d look cute in one?”
He kissed me on the cheek. “I think you look cute all the time, so I’m not one to ask about that.”
I smiled now. “You’re just sayin’ that because you’re my boyfriend.”
“No, I woulda said that if we weren’t dating. I’m mainly saying it because it’s true, but I’m also saying it because I’m your best friend.” He grabbed me by the waist again. “If you’re going, I guess I’ll go, too. I don’t want you dancing with any other guys, after all.”
“Jealous much?”
“A little. You are the hottest transgender girl I’ve ever dated.”
“I’m the only transgender girl you’ve ever dated.”
“Point taken. See ya then.” He gave me another kiss on the cheek and then left me to go to his locker. I sighed. At least he’d be there to make me feel better if I made a total ass of myself.
3.
“You look relieved,” Melanie said when she caught up to me after History class.
“I feel relieved. Nobody laughed loudly at my speech. I’m never doing one again for as long as I live, but at least it wasn’t as painful as I thought it’d be.” I sat down on a bench in the school lobby. Only twenty minutes before the school dance started. Urgh…
“So,” she said, holding up her book bag, “you ready to get changed?”
“You’re really gonna force me to do this, aren’t you?”
“Of course I am.”
I sighed. “Fine. Let’s get this over with.”
4.
Melanie was smiling like a lunatic. She grabbed me by the arm, dragged me to the nearest restroom and blocked the exit. She really couldn’t wait for this. I could, but then again, I’d never worn a dress or heels before.
Actually, the heels scared me more than the dress.
I took off my shirt, my shorts and my socks, then pulled the dress on. It felt so weird to be wearing it. Luckily, it wasn’t backless or strapless or anything, so I got to keep my bra on. I don’t know if I could deal with wearing a dress and letting my boobs flop around underneath. It’d probably feel weirder than simply wearing the dress.
Next, I used the door of a stall to balance myself as I put the heels on. I needed to take a deep breath before and after each one, goddamn nervousness… I took a few practice steps in them so that I could get the hang of walking in them. Thankfully, Melanie picked low heels, because I don’t know if I could have handled the ones I saw her putting on. Hilariously, the only benefit here for her (other than seeing her little sister in a dress and heels), was that she was now one inch taller than me. Even as a girl, I was still taller than her.
“Ready for your make-up?” Mel asked. She was really having fun with this.
“C’mon, I’m already wearin’ the dress and the heels, make-up, too?”
“I thought you liked make-up?”
“I don’t hate it, but I’m already wearing lipstick, isn’t that enough?”
She was smiling like a demon again. “Nope. If my baby sister is going to her first dance, she’s going there looking the best she possibly can.”
I was going to regret this day for the rest of my life, I was sure.
5.
This was it.
My moment of absolute total fear and horror.
The moment my fate as a member of the female sex would be decided.
All of this past weird week was leading up to this moment.
And nobody was paying me any more attention than anyone else.
The gym was crowded as hell, lots of people dancing to whatever was playing (I think it was Imagine Dragons, but I wasn’t quite sure, because a few of their songs sounded like deeper Linkin Park songs), others over by the punch bowl just talking (and probably spiking it with liquor, knowing our football team). I caught sight of Dean off in a corner by himself. His compulsions thanks to his curse had gotten him into a dress, too, though his was a lot more revealing than mine, and his heels were higher.
Melanie was having a ball just dancing by herself, so I sort of drifted off toward the punch bowl. Pretty much every girl was in a dress, and pretty much every guy was wearing plain clothes. I was one of the few girls who was wearing heels, though, so Melanie was full of shit when she told me I couldn’t wear tennis shoes with a dress. At one point, I glanced over at the corner Dean was in, but he wasn’t there anymore. Maybe he found somebody to dance with.
Maybe he just left.
I was sipping on my fifth cup of liquor-spiked punch (I was a little tipsy, I don’t think they put as much into this bowl as they usually did) when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and nearly drowned on some punch when I saw Steve standing there wearing a tuxedo. “Tell me, cutie pie, have any guys tried to dance with you yet?” he asked. He looked so damned good, it was amazing.
“You rented a tuxedo for this? Did Melanie tell you to do this?”
He shook his head. “Nope. And I didn’t rent this, it was my dad’s prom tux. It still smells like the 80s.”
“You wore that for me?”
“I brought it in case you were going, whether you were wearing a dress or not. I gotta say, though, you look gorgeous in that. Melanie was right about that much, at least.”
I blushed - well, if you could tell, anyway. “Thanks.”
“So?” He held out his hand and almost immediately, slow dance music came on. “May I have this dance, Ms. Richards?”
I smiled. “You certainly may, Mr. Burke.” I took his hand and pulled closer to him. This may sound like the sappiest romance story ever, and it kinda felt that way, too, but I didn’t care. I was dancing with my boyfriend, and even if I was wearing a ridiculous dress and he was wearing a tuxedo that really did smell like it crawled out of 1985, I was loving every second of it.
When the song ended and Steve kissed me, I finally felt like this whole weird week, this whole outrageous journey, this whole learning experience of becoming female, was finally over.
And off to the side was Melanie and Stephanie, high-fiving themselves.
"Please tell me this isn't what I think it is?" Mom asked as she held the bra up by the strap. I was frozen in shock, hoping beyond hope that the bra was all I'd accidentally dropped in the laundry.
Hikaro
So, if you read my stories (and I assume there are at least two of you out there who do), you've probably read The Curse of Womanhood, which was a pretty big deal for 10 minutes at a time back when I was posting it. Now, if you read my stories on TG Storytime (where I do most of my posting), you'll know there's a sequel to The Curse of Womanhood that's been around awhile over there.
This is part of that sequel.
Yes, much like the first, I'm posting this one in blocks. The only bad thing about that is that it'll take a little longer to get the whole story here, because unlike the first, this one isn't writing itself as easily.
But, here's the first three chapters, with the next three coming at some point in the near future. I don't see this one lasting as long as the first did, but I still have no clue when I'll actually be done with it. I honestly think I'm close, probably within one to three chapters of finishing, but we'll see where the story chooses to take me.
And now it's time for the story to take you...
...r time. Your time. That was a shitty joke, ignore it.
1.
"Please tell me this isn't what I think it is?" Mom asked as she held the bra up by the strap. I was frozen in shock, hoping beyond hope that the bra was all I'd accidentally dropped in the laundry.
Of course, the only thing that crossed my mind was, "What do you think it is?"
She rolled her eyes. "What I think is that you brought a girl home at some point and she forgot her clothes."
I felt relief wash over me. She just thought I'd brought a girl home. If she found out what it actually was, I'd be screwed. She'd probably kick me out or kill me if she found out I was a crossdresser. This little event just told me that I needed to find a better hiding place for my clothes. "Yeah, Gabby Larson, last week. She's got a nice little birthmark under the left one."
She rolled her eyes again. "I don't wanna think about what you do with your girlfriend, Kenneth, just make sure the next time you've got one here that she takes all her clothes back."
I smiled. "Yeah, Mom."
She tossed the lacy undergarment at me and left my room. I finally let out the breath I didn't realize (or even understand how) I was holding in. I shut and locked my door, then opened my closet and pulled my foot locker out. I carefully folded the bra and put it away, then returned the foot locker to its rightful place. I shut it back up in my closet and unlocked my door.
Four years. Four years, I'd been getting away with my crossdressing, and it had almost come crashing down on me just because I'd been stupid. I reached for my phone and texted Gabby. Almost caught. You're my exit strategy. She'd know what it meant, as she'd helped me and kept my secret ever since I realized I enjoyed crossdressing. I had to admit, I had a little bit of a crush on her, because she was such a great friend. I should probably ask her out at some point.
The door opened again, and I nearly dropped my phone. Mom stood there, holding onto a laundry basket. "By the way, your cousin will be here tomorrow."
"Which one?" I asked.
"Amanda, remember? We talked about this last night?"
Well, I woulda remembered if not for the near panic attack of losing my favorite hobby. Amanda was my favorite cousin, even though I hadn't seen her since she finished that surprise transition she'd sprung on the family. I probably wouldn't even recognize her now. I didn't know why her sister wasn't coming, but Melanie and I were never very close. Probably had something to do with her being older than Amanda and I.
"Oh, yeah. Do I need to set up the spare room?"
"I took care of that. Just... Don't treat her any different than you used to, okay? Aunt Sarah tells me that there are still some people that treat her badly."
I rolled my eyes. "She's my cousin, Mom. Just because she's not a guy anymore doesn't mean I'm suddenly gonna treat her bad." Hell, a part of me wondered if she crossdressed before that sex change.
"Good. Tomorrow, you meet her at the bus station."
I nodded. "Yeah, I will."
2.
The sun was hitting me hard. It was close to a hundred degrees, and there wasn't a whole lot of shade outside the bus station. I tried going inside for the air conditioning, but they wouldn't let me in. I stood underneath a tree that looked like it had seen better days twenty years ago, but most of the limbs were dead now.
Amanda's bus was supposed to arrive at eight fifteen, but it was a good twelve minutes late. I was starting to regret that pair of panties I had put on, now. They felt wonderful, but the sweat was worse than wearing briefs. I kept having to adjust them every few minutes just to stay comfortable.
Finally, I saw the bus pull into the station, and then five minutes later, people started spilling out of the building. I walked over to the building and recognized Amanda as soon as she walked outside. She looked like a lot like Melanie, but a little more endowed, and somewhat more feminine. Her brown hair had streaks of pink in it, like some anime girl. I almost wanted to laugh, but I was too busy being surprised at just how... Natural she looked. If I had never met her, I'd assume she was born female.
"Hey! Kenny!" she shouted, waving. I wasn't exactly far away, so I didn't understand why she was shouting. "Long time, no see!"
I laughed now. "Yeah, especially since you look like a girl now."
"Uh, I am a girl now. But, you've got a point. How's stuff with you and your mom?"
"Pretty good. How's everybody out there reacted to your... Change?"
She shrugged. "Some better than others. Steve helps, though."
"Steve? That goofy guy you hang out with all the time?"
"He happens to be my boyfriend."
I felt stupid now. "Oh."
"And as far as 'goofy' goes, he's outrageously sweet and that makes up for it."
I picked up the duffel bag she'd set beside her. "Well, I've got Mom's car right now, so let's get going. This heat is killin' me."
She nodded. "Yeah. Just be glad you don't have to wear a bra." She used her hand to fan at her exposed cleavage. "The girls are hot and that gets sorta annoying after awhile."
I laughed again. I almost wondered if it would be a good idea to tell her about the crossdressing.
3.
“So, were you gay?” I asked. The car was being an asshole again. Good thing I actually knew how to fix it. If Mom hadn’t dated that guy who worked at Autozone, this would actually be a problem for me. “No offense, or anything, but I didn’t think people just suddenly started liking their old gender when they had a sex change.”
Amanda was leaning against the side of the car, arms folded under her breasts. “To be honest, I don’t actually know. I mean, I do like guys, but I think I’m just attracted to Steve because he’s my best friend.”
“But, no attraction to girls at all?”
She shook her head. “Not unless admiring them as competition counts.” She smirked. “You got a motive behind these questions?”
I started to blush. “Uh, no.”
“Are you gay?”
“No! I’ve got the hots for girls, pure and simple. It just seemed odd that you didn’t leave the hetero bandwagon even after the opposite gender became the one you used to be.”
She smacked me on the head. “Hetero bandwagon…” I heard my text ringtone. “You’re phone’s ringing.”
“Yeah, grab it for me, will ya?”
She reached in and grabbed my phone off the dashboard. “Somebody named Gabby, asking ‘Has she ever seen the foot locker’.”
Oh, crap. “Uh, gimme that, please.”
“This wouldn’t be the same Gabby you’ve had a crush on for most of your life, would it?”
“It is, but gimme the phone.”
She held the phone away from me as I went to take it from her. “Foot locker?”
“Yeah, y’know. That one my dad left me when he, well, left.”
“The one that just sits in your closet being neglected?”
“Yeah, that one.”
She tossed the phone back in the car. “Your mom would know all about that foot locker. Why is it so secret?”
“It’s not important.”
She was full-on smiling now. “Oh, it sure seems important.”
I sighed. “It’s not, okay? Now let’s get going, I got the fan belt back on.”
She opened the passenger side door and sat down. “Yeah, let’s go, because I want in on this foot locker secret.”
I felt the color drain from my whole body. Great. Gabby waits twelve hours to respond to my text, now my cousin’s gonna know I’m a crossdresser.
4.
I was grateful that Mom was down the road at her friend Stacy’s, because pulling out the foot locker would be frightening enough with Amanda alone. If Mom were home, I’d be downright scared. Even so, I locked the door behind us, opened my closet and pulled the foot locker out. “You gotta promise me you’ll never talk about this to anybody but me and Gabby.”
She nodded. “Believe me, I’m good at secrets. Show me.”
I took a deep breath, unlocked the foot locker and opened it. For some reason, I closed my eyes, as if I was walking into a firing squad. Time felt like it was dragging by, and when I finally opened my eyes, Amanda was sitting there poking through all my clothes.
“Where do you get the money to afford this stuff? These are better brands than I wear!”
That breath I’d been holding in fell out in a wash of relief. “You don’t think I’m… Weird?”
She looked amused. “I’m transgender and you’re a crossdresser, if you’re weird, then so am I.”
“And you’re not gonna tell anybody?”
“Good with secrets, remember?” She flashed me a warm smile. “Besides, you’re my favorite cousin, I wouldn’t tell anybody anyway.”
I plopped down on my bed. “Oh, thank God. I was afraid for a minute.”
She pulled out a bright orange demi bra that I only wore once. “Seriously, where does the money for this come from?! If I could wear stuff this nice, I’d be really happy!”
I laughed nervously. “Well, anything that fits, you can have.”
She shook her head. “Nope, this is your stuff, I’ll just have to scrounge up enough to buy it myself.”
I put the clothes away, locked up the foot locker and put it back in the closet. “Thanks, Amanda.”
“You can call me ‘Amy’, y’know.”
“Thanks, Amy.”
“No problem.” She sat down on the bed beside me and hugged me. “We’re family. And, if the mood strikes me, you can be kind of a dress-up doll for me.”
I shook my head. “No.”
“Either way, we’re family. So, do you just crossdress, or are you actually curious about being female?”
I shrugged. “I don’t really know. I mean, the idea seems interesting, because I like the clothes and would kinda like the body to go with them, but… It just seems frightening.”
She put her arm around my shoulder. “Frightening is a word for it. Also, enlightening, wonderful, silky, warm…”
“Warm?”
“Blankets feel warmer now, I can’t explain it.”
“I just… I don’t know. Besides, it’s not like it can happen overnight, and then what if I wanna be a guy again?”
She looked as if she wanted to say something, but before she did, we both heard the front door open. “Oh, your mom’s home.”
5.
“That is some amazing surgery, sweetie,” Mom said, admiring Amy. “How’d they do it?”
Amy shrugged. “Medical magic and Mom’s got good friends.” Something seemed wrong about how she said that. “She sends her love, by the way.”
“On that subject, how’s it feel to be the little sister now? Your mom would tease me a lot when we were going up.”
“Melanie and I have… Interesting moments. I’m a dress-up doll for her more often than I wanna be.”
Mom nodded. “I know what it’s like being the tomboy little sister.”
“Well, I’m not too much of a tomboy. I don’t go out of my way to wear skirts or dresses, but I don’t exactly shy away from cute things, either.” She ran a hand through her hair. “After all, I did have Mel put these pink streaks in.”
“I did something similar. I had your mom bleach my hair.” Mom laughed. “For a boy, of course.”
I was starting to get hungry. “Uh, so what’re we havin’ for lunch?” I asked.
Mom shook her head. “You’re a big boy now, go find something.”
Amy said, “Is that Italian place I like still open?”
“As a matter of fact, it is. Let’s get going, then.”
6.
That Italian place that Amy liked was literally called ‘That Italian Place’, a joke on the part of the owners. Mr. and Mrs. Traversa had the nicest little restaurant in town, and I meant little. Seven tables, and two ceiling lights, the rest of the dining room was lit by candles, real old-world like.
I always got lasagna, Mom always got spaghetti and Amy - when she was Adam - always got pizza. Her taste buds must have changed slightly, because she was ordering the lasagna for the first time since the place opened.
“What? It looked good. It always looks good, I’m just addicted to their pizza.” Amy dug into her lasagna as soon as it hit the table. Mrs. Traversa looked as surprised as I was. “I should bring my boyfriend next time, get him to bring me here.”
Mom popped a meatball in her mouth. “Boyfriend, huh?”
“Yeah. My best friend, Steve.”
“And he’s fine with your being transgender?”
Amy nodded. “Yep. We’ve been friends forever, it just sorta grew naturally.”
I scooped some lasagna into the gullet. “So, do you two…” I said, suggesting the question I had no intention of outright asking.
“That’s none of your business.” She took a sip of the white wine that the Traversas really shouldn’t have been serving minors. “The answer is no, anyway, but it’s still none of your business.”
Mom nodded to me. “At least you had the decency to hide the question, Kenny.”
I chuckled. “No problem.”
“Why didn’t you ask your friend Gabby to lunch, honey?”
I wolfed down one of the pieces of garlic toast that came to the table. “She prefers Mexican to Italian food.”
“Then why doesn’t she ever come over when I make tacos?”
I shrugged. “I ask. She just doesn’t come.” I took a gulp of my glass of wine. “How long you stayin’, Amy?”
Amy held up her hand in a Hold on gesture, then swallowed her food. “Just a couple of days. The house is getting sprayed for roaches. Mom and Dad are having a third honeymoon in two years, Mel’s at her friend’s place, and Steve is visiting relatives back east. Said friend of Melanie’s is also a friend of mine, and Steve’s sister, but they wouldn’t let me stay with them for fear that I’d root around Steve’s room looking for stuff he bought me. Joke’s on them, I know every nook and cranny of Steve’s room, and I wouldn’t actually have to look.”
Mom laughed. “Word from the wise here, your boyfriend’s sister will never let you stay at their house while you’re dating.”
“I figured that out already. Stephanie’s outrageously cliche when it comes to dates, too. Steve has to pay, even when I’ve got more money saved up for the date than he does.”
“Enjoy it. A boy who pays is a boy who stays.” Mom glanced over at me. “You keep that in mind, too, Kenny.”
I took another drink. “Yeah. Bag a guy who’ll always pay for me, that sounds like good advice, Ma.”
“You know what I mean. You make enough from working with Uncle Terry, when you take Gabby out on a date, you should be able to pay.”
“We’re not actually dating, Mom. She’s just a friend, right now.”
“A friend you’ve been in love with since she first showed up in elementary school.”
I shook my head. “I also had a crush on Christy Forsythe, remember?”
“So did all the other boys in your class after she walked into the locker room topless.”
Amy turned red. “Oh… I wasn’t the only one who did that…”
I burst out laughing, probably confusing the other two sets of people at tables in the place.
7.
“You’re being quiet,” Gabby said. She wasn’t even looking at me, she was fixing her makeup while we sat there, just parked at the lake. “How are you this quiet when your cousin came to stay with you for a couple days?”
I shrugged. “Maybe because all we did was go to lunch and she crashed on the spare bed after a four hour bus trip?”
“Still. She knows now, right?”
“Yeah, she knows, why?”
Because now you can get crossdressing advice from somebody who actually crossed the threshold between crossdresser and transgender, this should be a gold mine for you!”
I rested my hand on the steering wheel. “I don’t know if Amy actually was a crossdresser.”
“I’ve seen her Facebook pictures, she dresses way too good to not have crossdressed.”
I laughed. “Nah, she says Melanie helps her out with that.”
“About her for a second, are those implants or did she go with hormones? Because her tits are huge.”
“I didn’t ask, because that would just be rude. Amy’s the closest thing to a sister I have, and I’m not gonna ask her crazy ass questions like that.”
“Oh, cool, so I can ask her when we get back to your place.”
I sighed. Somehow, my best friend and my transgender cousin being in the same room with me didn’t seem all that good. “Just so long as nothing weird happens.”
“Please, you’re thinking too much about this.” She reached for my shirt. “Are you wearing a black bra under here? You’re lucky this shirt is dark, otherwise that thing’d be showing itself off even under your clothes.”
8.
Gabby and I walked into my room, where I found Amy doing something with her tablet. Gabby immediately shut the door and locked it, while Amy just… Well… Laid on my bed doing something with her tablet.
“Amanda, nice to meet you, I’m Gabby,” she held out her hand.
Amy looked up. “Nice to meet you, too. I’ll shake your hand in a second.”
Gabby looked surprised. “Um… Why do I gotta wait?”
“Emailing somebody important. Just… Two… There!” She sat forward and shook Gabby’s hand. “You can call me Amy, by the way.”
I took my shirt off. “What was that email about?” I asked. Amy and Gabby were both staring at me. “What?”
Amy shook her head. “I’ve got the rack to show it off, but he has all the cute bras…” Gabby broke into laughter.
I blushed. “Yeah, yeah, what was the email?”
She turned to Gabby. “You keep his secret pretty well, mind keeping mine, too?”
Gabby nodded. “Yeah, I don’t mind.”
“Okay, now this is gonna sound absolutely crazy, but it’s all true. I didn’t get sexual reassignment surgery.”
“You mean you’ve still got the dick?”
Amy shook her head. “No, I’ve got a vagina, but it’s not cosmetic. I’m one hundred percent genetically female, and a sorceress did it to me.” She looked over at me. “And she’s willing to make you female for a day if you want to.”
I felt my mouth hang open. Crazy didn’t even begin to cover how this sounded.
9.
“So, sorceress equals magic,” Gabby said, “are you saying you became female by magic?”
I didn’t want to believe it, but Amy looked too natural to just be a normal trans girl. I’d noticed that morning that she looked like she’d been born female, and magic could explain that, but I didn’t want it to be true.
On the other hand, though, if magic was real, and Amy had a sorceress friend who would be willing to change me into a girl for a day, then I could actually experience what it felt like to have breasts in my bra cups, or an ass that actually felt right in my panties. The idea of actually experiencing these clothes that I’ve been wearing for fun for four years felt enticing.
“Amy, I don’t mean to be rude, but have you gotten psychiatric help?” Gabby asked.
Amy shook her head. “I’m not crazy, it just sounds like I am. But seriously, if a gynecologist was to examine me, they’d never be able to tell the difference.”
“You’re serious? Like, seriously serious?”
“Yep. Periods and possible future babies included. I thought it was crazy when it happened to me, but it didn’t take too long to accept it. I was closet transgender and didn’t even know, now I’m exactly who I wanna be.”
Gabby sat down on the bed. “Okay, this is just too weird. I’m not saying I believe this, but if it’s true, your friend can change Ken into a girl for a day?”
“Wait a second,” I said, somewhat quietly.
Amy carried on like I hadn’t said anything. “I wouldn’t call her a friend. She’s the principal of my school and she helped out Mel once. We get along more than anything else.”
“But she can do it? And it’s totally reversible?”
“Yeah.”
Gabby turned to me. “You’re gonna do this, right?”
“Wuh - Wait,” I said, my voice a little louder.
She kept on like I hadn’t said a word. “Because this would be awesome, Ken! We could hang out as girlfriends for once and have a great time, you wouldn’t need to hide your clothes because you wouldn’t be crossdressing as a girl!”
I grabbed her by the shoulders. “Wait a second!” I spoke in the loudest voice I could without yelling, so that I didn’t get Mom rushing up here to find out what was going on. “I’m thinking about this, okay?” I took the bra I was wearing off and folded it up. “This isn’t some quick decision I can make, it’s not like just changing a shirt or that sort of thing.” I sat down at my desk. “I don’t even know what exactly I’m going to feel with this change.”
Amy stood up. “According to Ms. Malski, nothing. You’d go to sleep tonight and wake up tomorrow morning as a girl. Then you’d go to sleep tomorrow night and wake up the next day as yourself again.”
“Was your change instant?”
She shook her head. “No. I went through a week of gradual changes. I still looked sorta like a boy when I went back to school, so that made it easier for people to think I was actually going through a normal transition.”
I sighed. “And what do I tell Mom? I can’t exactly tell her the truth.”
She gave me a weird look. “Why not? I told my parents the truth, they were accepting.”
“Mom doesn’t even know I crossdress, what the hell’s she gonna think when I tell her I’m gonna be a girl for a day? Or that magic exists?”
“That she should call my folks and ask them, because they’ll tell her exactly what I told you.”
I shook my head. “I hate to tell you this, but that’s not exactly gonna put her at ease.” I looked over at Gabby. “Why are you so gung-ho about this?”
Gabby leaned back on my bed. “You don’t get it, Ken. You just don’t. I have no female friends, at all. It’s not that I don’t want to be friends with other girls, it’s just that nobody wants to hang out with me except for you.”
“You just want a shopping buddy for a day?”
She nodded. “Yeah. I wanna know what it’s like, and it’d be nice to see you fitting your clothes properly for a change.”
I stood and walked over to the bookcase on the other side of the room. “This is just… Look, Amy, if this can really happen, gimme a little while to think it over, okay?”
Amy nodded. “Yeah, that’s fine. Ms. Malski won’t do anything until I give her the go-ahead. Take the time you need, because I can always stay a couple more days.”
Gabby sat up again. “I think you should do it,” she said. “Ya never know, maybe you’ll like being a girl?”
I ran a hand through my hair. “I’ll think about it.”
10.
Sleep didn’t come to me. I just laid there, tossing and turning. Thinking. About Amy’s offer. About Gabby’s total certainty that I should do it and that I’d like it. About… Everything. I stopped tossing and just stared at the ceiling. It still had the glow-in-the-dark stars I had Mom stick to the ceiling when I was little.
I sat up and looked out the window beside the bed. I wasn’t entirely sure why the sprinklers were going, but I seemed to remember Mom saying something about the timer not working right. The look of the wet grass in the moonlight made it appear as though the yard was covered in tiny diamonds. I loved the look of wet grass at night. Would that change if I were to take up Amy’s offer? How much would change?
I thought about Amy. She was a bit more feminine, but that was the only real difference between how she was now and how she used to be as Adam. But her change was permanent, presumably to improve her life. If I was gonna become a girl for a day, it might be more playful. I might not be Kenny for that day.
I laid back down and closed my eyes again. Thinking about it. That’s all I’d do for now. Maybe I’d do it, maybe I wouldn’t. I’d have to talk to Amy about it.
11.
I woke up and immediately felt something was wrong. I was still male, so Amy hadn’t changed me in the middle of the night without my knowledge, but something still felt outrageously wrong. I looked around my room and didn’t notice anything out of the ordinary, but I couldn’t shake the feeling.
I threw on a shirt and a pair of shorts and walked out into the hallway. I heard talking from the kitchen, so I assumed Amy and Mom were already awake. I walked out into the kitchen and instantly knew what was wrong. My foot locker. Sitting there. Open.
“Kenneth Matthew Brewster, we need to talk,” Mom said.
12.
I felt like my heart was about to leap out of my chest and strangle me with the ventricles. I wanted to shout at Amy, because the foot locker had never been found before she came to visit. Except that I really couldn’t blame her. She didn’t know about it until yesterday, and she’d been here dozens of times as Adam. I just wasn’t thinking straight.
So then I wanted to shout at Gabby. She’d probably called Mom up and told her about the foot locker, trying to influence my decision and indirectly force me to take Amy’s offer. But that didn’t track, either. Gabby had kept my secret for years, and she wouldn’t just rat me out like that just for one day of girl fun.
I walked over to the table and pulled out the remaining chair and sat down. “Look, I can explain,” I started, but Mom held up a hand to stop me.
“First, where’d the money come from?”
“Some of it was from Uncle Terry, some of it Gabby bought.”
“So Gabby knows, too?”
“Yeah.”
She sighed. “And when did you start doing this?”
I started twiddling my thumbs. Why? I was having flashbacks to when I got caught sneaking cookies into my bedroom after dessert when I was little. “About four years ago. After that Halloween party.”
“The one where I dressed you as Little Bo Peep?”
I nodded.
She sighed. “And you’ve kept this hidden from me ever since?”
“Yeah.”
She let out another sigh. “I need to know, do you wear any of this to school? Particularly the underwear?”
I shook my head. “No. Occasionally I’ll wear panties when I’m going somewhere, and Gabby’ll ask me to wear a bra when we hang out sometimes, but not often.”
Mom turned to Amy. “Amanda, did you know about this?”
Amy answered, “Kenny told me yesterday.”
Mom turned back to me. “Kenny, I’m not going to judge you, I just want to know: Do you have a desire to be female?”
I shook my head. “Not in the same way Amy did.” I kept trying to relax. Mom wasn’t treating me like a monster or a freak, she seemed legitimately concerned about this. “Every now and again, I wonder what it would feel like to wear the clothes as a girl, but I don’t want to be one.”
Mom leaned forward. “Baby, why didn’t you tell me about this sooner?”
I looked up from my twiddling thumbs. “What?”
She closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and explained. “Baby, I never told you about your uncle Hud.”
I was confused. “I don’t have an Uncle Hud.”
“No, you don’t. You did, but that’s the reason you only ever meet the grandparents on your father’s side.”
“Huh?”
She looked over at Amy. “I imagine your mother hasn’t told you about Hud either, right?”
Amy shook her head.
“Hud was my twin brother. When we were six, he went to a Halloween party in one of my sister’s dresses. We came home that night and he talked about how much fun he had wearing Sarah’s dress. After that, he got into a harmless little habit of trying on Sarah clothes and mine. We didn’t see anything wrong with it, it was just harmless fun. Your grandfather didn’t look at it that way.” Mom sighed again. “Your grandfather beat Hud to within an inch of his life. My mother called the police, but all they did about it was haul my father into a cell for twenty-four hours, then he was released and came home to finish the job.”
I didn’t have words. My grandfather had killed an uncle I never knew about. An uncle who had been a crossdresser, just like me. I looked over at Amy and saw pain and torment in her eyes. She was actually trans, this probably hit her worse than it did me.
Mom continued, “My mother immediately took Sarah and I to her friend’s, and then we never saw her again. The adoption was dealt with in less than a week, and Sarah and I did our best to just blend in with our new family. Uncle Terry helped. He’d been Sarah’s friend at school, and already treated us like his little sisters even before we were his step-sisters.”
I asked, “So… Did you ever try to get in touch with Grandma again?”
She shook her head. “No. And she passed just a few months later, drove her car into the lake near our old house. Your grandfather went to prison for murder. I don’t know if he ever got out.”
Amy was hugging her legs to her chest. “That explains why Mom and Dad were so accepting of me when I came out.”
I rubbed at the back of my neck. “I wish I’d known about Uncle Hud before now. I woulda told ya about my crossdressing before.”
Mom took my hand. “Ken, you never should have hidden this from me in the first place. I would have accepted you even if that sad chapter of my life had never happened. You’re my son, and I’d love you no matter what.”
“I was always afraid of what you’d say.”
“You never should have been.” She leaned back in her chair. “So I take it that silky black number I caught in your laundry the other day was actually yours and not Gabby’s?”
I nodded. “Yeah.”
“You’ve got good taste.”
Amy laughed. “That’s what I said, too.”
I felt a light smile coming on, but at the same time I couldn’t. “How did you find out?” I asked Mom.
“I was walking past your bedroom this morning and saw the foot locker. I hadn’t seen it since your father left it with you, and was curious about what you kept in it.”
I chuckled. “Kind of a surprise seeing an army foot locker with dresses in it, huh?”
She smiled. “Very much.”
“Can I keep doing it?”
“Baby, you bought the clothes, you’ve kept this secret for years, I’d be wrong to take away something that you enjoy, especially since my own brother enjoyed the same thing.” She smirked. “Just one thing.”
“What?”
“Grow your hair out. Short-haired girls don’t have the same flair that you should have.”
13.
“I’m surprised you’re not in that cute sundress I saw in the foot locker,” Amy said, sitting down on the lawn chair next to mine.
I laughed. “Not in public.” I looked over at her, sitting in that standard not-trying-but-still-succeeding-at-being-sexy posture that girls usually had when they sat on lawn chairs while tanning. “Nice bikini.”
She smiled. “Thanks. You had it all the way at the bottom, have you ever worn it?”
I nodded. “Yeah, just not often. Or for the last couple years.”
“I don’t even have a bikini, so thanks for letting me borrow it.”
“I’m surprised Melanie hasn’t made you wear one.”
“Oh, she’s made me wear one, I just don’t own one.” She took a drink of the Mountain Dew she brought out with her. “Mel actually owns more clothes in my size than I do, all because she wants me to wear them.”
“That… Sounds a lot like her.”
“So,” she sat up, “do you still need time to think? Because you can take all the time you need.”
I shook my head. “I don’t need anymore time. I just wanna talk with Mom about it.”
“Good luck explaining magic to her. I had Ms. Malski come to the house and explain it to my parents, neither they nor I understand it yet.”
I laughed. “Yeah.”
“Plus, you’ve still gotta tell Gabby that your mom knows about the crossdressing.”
“Yeah. I don’t know how.”
“Um… Gabby, my mom found out and she’s okay with it springs to mind.”
I sighed. “I know. I’m just… Worried, is all.”
“About what?”
I sat up. “You saw how she was last night when you made the offer. If I didn’t know any better, I’d swear she probably wants me to be a girl.”
“I’m not gonna make any arguments for or against being female, seeing as I’d be kinda biased, but don’t get pressured into being a girl for longer than you want to be.”
I shook my head. “I won’t. Hopefully, she gets it.”
“So, you just wanna talk to your mom about it now, right?”
I nodded. “Yeah. Well… I’m gonna tell her that I’m doing it.”
“You are?”
“Yeah. Female for one day, and nothing up here,” I poked my head, “is gonna change, right?”
She nodded. “Nothing mental is gonna change. You’re gonna be you, but with a bigger rack and slit between your legs for twenty-four hours.” She sighed. “Well, there are other differences. The hips and butt are a little difficult to get past the first few hours. I suggest getting your walk down before you change, otherwise you’ll be tripping over things for awhile.”
I sighed. “This is gonna take more getting used to than I thought.”
14.
I opened the refrigerator and took out the milk. I unscrewed the cap and took a big gulp straight out of the jug. Suddenly, a hand yanked it away from me. “Not so fast, young lady,” Mom said, a smirk on her face, “you’re supposed to be using a glass with this.”
I smiled. “It was just a quick drink.”
“So, what did you want to talk about?”
I put the milk back in the fridge. “Y’know how Amy looks spectacular for being trans?”
“I do.”
“If I told you it was because of magic, would you think I’m nuts?”
She sighed. “Well, I did just find out that you’re a crossdresser. Totally unrelated, we may be moving closer to the asylum next summer.”
I smiled again. “I’m not joking. If she wasn’t in the bathroom, she’d tell you herself.”
“Okay, assuming I do believe this, what about it?”
I took a deep breath. “Amy offered me a chance to be female for a day.”
Mom raised an eyebrow. “A day?”
“Yeah.” I shrugged. “I’m not completely convinced either, but Amy’s too much evidence in magic’s favor than against it. Assuming it’s true, whaddya think? I’m seriously considering it.”
“What exactly would it entail?”
“I’d just be female.”
“One hundred percent?”
“Amy says she’s capable of bearing children.”
“For a day?”
“One day. Or more, if I decide I like it.”
She put her hands on my shoulders. “You want to try this?”
I nodded. “I told you this morning, sometimes I wish I knew what it felt like to have the body type my clothes belonged to. Amy says she knows a way to for that to happen.”
Mom let out a breath. “I want to talk to Amy about this first.”
As if on cue, Amy entered the kitchen, patting her face down with a towel. “Amy hears you,” she said, laying the towel over her shoulder. “What’s goin’ on?”
Mom sat down at the table. “Kenny told me about this offer you’ve proposed to him.” She crossed one leg over the other and laid her hands in her lap. “I’d like to know a little more about what happened with you, first.”
15.
Amy told us the whole story, from the panty raid to the school dance the following week, all about her slow, magical change from male to female. Just knowing that my change would happen while I was asleep and that it would be instant made me feel a little more at ease, but it was still unnerving.
Mom looked in shock. I couldn’t blame her. The whole thing sounded crazy, but Amy was the proof in her own story.
“Amy, sweetheart, I’m so proud of you for being as strong as you are,” Mom said. “If it were me going through this, even if I did feel better as the opposite gender, I’d be scared out of my mind.”
Amy nodded. “I was at first. Luckily, I had Steve.” She took a breath. “Now, don’t let what happened to me scare you, Kenny.”
Mom shook her head. “I can’t say I’m not scared. Even if it’s just a day, it’s a day where I’m looking at a strange girl that used to be my son.”
I hadn’t thought of it like that before. As far as Mom, Amy and Gabby were concerned, I’d just be me in a stranger’s skin. Maybe I shouldn’t do it. I couldn’t make up my mind.
“Baby, if you want to do this, to be female for a day, I’m behind you.”
I looked up at Mom and saw a smile on her face and tears in her eyes. She wasn’t just saying that to act supportive, she was truly being supportive. She’d really be behind me if I actually decided to do this. Amy was smiling, too, and I could tell my favorite cousin was behind me, too. Of course, she’d set this whole thing up, so why wouldn’t she be?
I took a deep breath, and nodded. “Amy, tell your sorceress friend that I’ll do it.”
16.
Amy poked through the foot locker. “Ooh! This one!” she squealed with delight, pulling out the pastel pink nightgown that Gabby had bought a couple months ago. “I’m sure you’ll fill this one out pretty nicely.”
I nervously pulled the nightgown on. “This is gonna feel weird,” I said. Mom looked both amused and sympathetic at the same time. “I’ve only worn this a couple times, and I’ve never slept in it.”
“Believe me, sweetie,” Mom chuckled, “sleeping in one of those will feel like sleeping wrapped up in a cloud.”
I sat down on my bed. “Okay, so I’m just gonna wake up as a girl, right?”
Amy nodded. “Yep. Ms. Malski got it all ready.”
“How does she do this?”
“I don’t actually know. When she changed me, she’d planned it, but the jerk jock she changed was just a whim that same night, so I assume she can just do it mentally or something. I’m gonna warn you, though, I changed gradually over the course of a week, you’re gonna just go from male to female overnight. It’ll probably feel a lot weirder for you than it did for me.”
I sighed. “Well, no turning back now.” I looked back and forth between them. “You can go to bed now.” As if the idea had just occurred to them, they both left my room, Amy turning the light off as she shut my door behind her.
17.
I was standing in a giant white space. Nothing anywhere, just me. I spun around several times, hoping I’d find something, but nothing was there. Eventually, I spun so much that I fell down on my ass, dizzy. I didn’t get back up, I just sat there. I pulled my hair away from my eyes, but that was about it.
Wait… My hair wasn’t that long…
It wasn’t blonde, either.
I stood up quickly, almost disorientingly. Since when did my hair reach my shoulders? And why was it blonde? What the hell was happening to me? It wasn’t just my hair, either. Sure, I had plenty of girls’ clothes in my foot locker, but those stockings on my legs weren’t included. Neither were the heels. And neither was the dress I was wearing. I didn’t have too many dresses, but none of them were black, and none of them were backless.
I don’t know where this outfit came from, but I sure looked hot in it.
Or, at least, I would if I actually had the right parts to go with it.
Not even a hint of breasts, and I could feel my dick. My waist was thinner, my hips were wider, and my ass was bigger, but I honestly just looked like a pear-shaped thin guy in a black dress.
I walked a little into the whiteness, praying that something tangible aside from myself would appear at some point. After God only knew how long I was walking (assuming this was a dream, time had no actual concept), I finally stumbled upon a chair, literally. I didn’t know when the chair came into being, I just tripped over it. I use the chair to stand back up, and then the odd feeling of the edge of the chair hitting my breast rushed to greet me.
When had those grown in? I gripped them, surprised at their weight. They didn’t even look as big as Amy’s but they felt huge. How did Amy deal with big boobs if they felt this heavy? Then again, that’s what bras were for. I wasn’t wearing a bra right now, so they felt heavier.
I gripped the chair and sat down in it, smoothing the hem of my dress underneath me the way Gabby had taught me once. I just sat there and waited, hoping that something would happen eventually. Maybe I’d wake up. I didn’t notice that I had my legs crossed. It didn’t feel too uncomfortable to have them crossed the feminine way. Was my dick gone, too?
“Hey there,” Gabby said. Gabby? What the hell was she doing here? I turned around and saw her standing there, an odd look in her eyes. I couldn’t quite tell what it was, but it… Concerned me. “What’s that you’ve got up top, sugar tits?” She reached for my breasts and gently squeezed the right boob. “Ooh… Nice and juicy.”
“Lemme go,” I said, trying to push her hand off of me. She just gripped tighter. “Gabby!”
She giggled. “Sorry, baby, I just couldn’t help myself. They’re so much more fun to squeeze on somebody else than they are on yourself.”
Okay, that was not how Gabby was. I stood up and backed away from this… thing in Gabby’s shape. The girl in front of me just laughed. “You’re jumpy.”
“What are you?”
“Nothing. Everything. All things. No things. I’m a mindfuck in a bottle, and I’m here to work my magic.”
“Are you… Are you that sorceress that Amy talked about?”
She shook her head. “No. I’m something inside you.” She was suddenly grabbing hold of me, pushing me against an invisible wall. “And I wanna be let out!”
18.
I woke in a cold sweat. I was breathing heavily, my heart pounding. I looked over at my alarm clock, it was three-forty in the morning. I laid back down, slowly. I wiped the sweat off my brow. Whatever the hell that was, it scared me.
I just laid there for another twenty or thirty minutes, staring at the stars on the ceiling. I didn’t want to go back to sleep, for fear that I’d have that… Dream… Again. I rolled over on my side and my arm bumped into my right boob. Suddenly, I was very awake.
I sat up again and turned on the lamp by my bed. They weren’t fake, they weren’t imaginary, this wasn’t a dream.
A girl was me.
I got up and walked over to the mirror above my dresser. The reflection looked sorta like me, but the influence from Mom’s side of the family was definitely there. The blonde hair from my dream was there, too, laying gently on my shoulder. I almost fainted looking at the cleavage I was now sporting. I had to be at least a cup size smaller than Amy, but I couldn’t really tell without her in the room. I tugged on my nightgown a little and peeked under it. The sight of a pair of tits hanging from your own chest would likely freak out any guy, and it was sure doing a number on me.
The hallway light came on. I quickly locked the door. “Kenny?” Amy asked. Why was she awake? “You okay in there?”
I gulped. “Don’t come in.”
Of course, that wasn’t the voice I was used to hearing coming out of my mouth. Why would it be? I wasn’t me right now. Except that I was, just not the way I used to be.
“Unlock the door, Kenny, I wanna make sure you’re okay.”
Opening the door would have been the smart thing to do, but I didn’t at first. I was still… Exploring, for lack of a better word. Avoiding touching certain things, for fear that one day may end up being more if I decided I liked them. I wanted to make sure that I could go back to being Kenny the next day, with my little curiosity sated and everything else back to normal.
“Please, Kenny. I don’t wanna wake your mom up.”
I sighed, then unlocked the door. Amy opened the door and stood there, amazed. I pretty much grabbed her and pulled her into my bedroom, then shut the door again. Amy continued to stand there and gaze at me, like she was jealous or (in some odd way considering she was straight) turned on by the sight of me. “Please stop staring,” I whispered.
She nodded. “Yeah, sorry. Last time this happened, I was the one changing, and it was gradual.” looked me over, head to toe. “You look… Why are you blonde?”
I shrugged. “I think my dad was blonde. Maybe being female brought that out?”
Amy shrugged. “I dunno. I just look like a female me, you look like a female you with blonde hair.”
“Yeah, I get that.”
“So, how do you feel? Do you feel different? Do you feel weird?”
I shook my head. “I… Honestly didn’t even notice right away. I sorta had to bump into my boob with my arm to notice.”
“So you don’t feel different at all?”
“No, I feel different, but the differences aren’t really there unless I think about them. Is that… I dunno… Normal?”
She shrugged again. “I dunno about normal, but it could be something that Ms. Malski did with her magic to help you along, since this is just for a day.”
I groaned. “I’m not gonna start liking guys, am I?”
She shook her head. “No, no. You’re still gonna have all the same likes and dislikes, I’m just saying that Ms. Malski might have adjusted your mannerisms and things like that. Might have already adjusted your brain to your female body so that you’re automatically used to everything.”
I breathed a sigh of relief. At least I wouldn’t want to just hop on the first guy I saw and start mackin’ on him. But one thing was still a problem for me. “I had this… Weird... Dream.”
Amy nodded. “Yeah. I had weird dreams, too.”
“What happened in yours?”
“An awful lot of foreshadowing.”
“Huh?”
“Just… Stuff. I’d be changing in the dream, or I’d already be female in the dream, and I’d be acting like nothing weird was going on. What was yours?”
I rubbed at the back of my neck. “I was in this big white room, wearing a dress I don’t own. Most of me was changed, but I didn’t have any boobs or other parts. I walked around the room, tripped over a chair and suddenly I was done changing. Then Gabby walked up to me and started trying to… Flirt? I dunno. With me. She groped me, and it creeped me out.”
“Okay, that’s fucked up.”
“Yeah, no kidding.”
“Is Gabby into girls?”
I shrugged. “I dunno. She’s had boyfriends, so she’s bi if anything.”
“Well, maybe you should ask her while we’re all out having a shopping trip today.” Amy walked back over to the door. “I’m getting back to sleep. You probably should, too.”
I sighed. “Yeah. I just hope I don’t have any screwed up dreams again.”
19.
Of course I’d have a fucked up dream again.
I was naked in this one, all five-foot-five of me spread across a table, on my stomach. The table was made of stone, which was just uncomfortable, especially to the boobs. I tried getting up, but then I was pushed back down. “Don’t move, sweetpea,” Amy said. Amy, this time. “Just getting you ready.”
“What’s going on now?” I asked.
“Just, y’know. Making sure you’re ready.”
“For what?”
She sighed. “Your date, dummy.”
“I’m not dating anybody!”
“And who’s fault is that? If you’d just let me help you with your makeup we wouldn’t be doing this, and you know that.”
“Why are you getting me ready for a date I’m not having?”
She made a tsk noise. “You just aren’t understanding it, are you?”
“No, I’m not!”
She leaned in and whispered in my ear. “And you’re not gonna here.”
20.
I wasn’t sweating this time, but I was just as freaked out. I wasn’t going back to sleep this time. I got up and walked over to my desk and pulled out my notebook. It was a habit of mine to write down my dreams, when I could remember them. These being likely magic induced dreams, I remembered every little feeling.
My handwriting was different. Instead of my usual sloppy handwriting, I was looking at probably the girliest handwriting imaginable. I was even dotting my i’s with hearts. That seemed stupid and just superfluous, why was that one of the changes? At least it wouldn’t last long.
I wrote about the dreams. The one with Gabby and the one with Amy. Two of the three people that knew about this. Would there have been a dream with Mom if I’d laid back down? I didn’t want to think about that, especially if it was as sexual as the last two I’d had. Granted, sexual meaning that I’d been naked in one and there was fondling in the other.
21.
The sun started to rise a couple hours later. I had gone from writing about my dreams to just plain writing. It was something I always enjoyed. It was likely being awake two extra hours of the day, or maybe it was actually my change, but I had a rush of inspiration hitting me. I wrote about an elf running away from home because of her abusive parents. I was having a lot of fun writing it, which hadn’t happened in awhile.
There was a knock on my bedroom door, then Amy asked, “Can I come in?”
“Yeah.”
She opened the door, one hand holding a hairbrush and the other a toothbrush. “Remind me which one of these I use on my hair and which one I use on my teeth.”
I laughed. “The big one is for your hair.”
She sat down on my bed. “I knew that.” She started brushing her hair out. “How’d you sleep?”
“Another freaky dream. This one with you in it.”
“Ooh, cool.”
I shook my head. “No. Not cool. You had me on a stone table naked getting me ready for some ‘date’ that I wasn’t going on.”
“Okay, I understand the not cool part now.” She walked over to me and started brushing my hair. “I wasn’t doing this, was I?”
“No. This feels kinda nice.”
“Cool. Whatcha doin’ there?”
She was looking at my story notebook. “I’ve been up for two hours writing this story about an elf running away from home. I just got her to this town where she meets some dwarves.”
“Ooh, can I read it? It sounds like it would be neat to draw some stuff for it.”
I had forgotten that Amy loved to draw. The idea of her drawing stuff for my writing sounded kinda cool. “Yeah. Just, lemme get a little further along, okay?”
“Yeah. You’ve got plenty of time until your mom gets back anyway.”
Wait a second. “Mom’s not here?”
She shook her head. “She got a call a few minutes ago, I’m surprised you didn’t hear it. She told me to tell you when you woke up.”
“Where’d she go?”
“Her work, somebody called off and they need her to fill in for a short shift.”
I felt a little more anxious about Mom seeing me now. I had felt that getting it over with when everybody woke up would be easy, but I hadn’t even heard the phone ring. Hadn’t heard the door open. Had I been that caught up in my writing? Jeez, inspiration was hitting me a little too hard.
“Hey, don’t worry about it,” Amy said, almost like she’d read my nervousness in my hair. “My mom and dad were on vacation the first couple days of my change, they came home and were totally okay with it. Granted, I’d never heard any of that stuff about Uncle Hud until yesterday, so Mom kinda makes sense now, but Dad was totally okay with it, too. He still tricks me into helping him in the garage, which grosses Mel out.”
I sighed. “Hopefully she comes home soon, though. If you and I are going shopping with Gabby today, I sorta want Mom to see a little of me before I get home and go to sleep just to be Kenny again.”
“That reminds me.” She sat down on the windowsill beside me. “You need to pick a name.”
“Kendra’s a name.”
“You’re not really gonna go with that, are you?”
“Right. Because Amanda is so very different from Adam.”
“Hey! It’s kinda backwards at least. You’re using the same first three letters.”
“Mom told me that she was gonna name me Kendra if I was a girl.”
“Oh. My mom wanted to name me Emily. I prefer Amanda.”
I rolled my eyes. “Still. I hope she gets home soon.”
Almost as if on cue, I heard the front door opening.
22.
I quickly stood up and then froze. Mom was actually about to see me. Assuming Amy was right, my mind was changed a little, so I took my new look in stride, but Mom went to sleep last night with the image of her son in a nightgown and was now about to walk into my room and see me filling out that nightgown the way it was supposed to be filled. All the nerves were rushing back to the surface.
“I brought donuts!” Mom shouted from the kitchen. “And chocolate milk!”
Amy turned to me. “If that’s not a reason to go out there, I don’t know what is.”
“Yeah, nervous,” I said.
“I know, but don’t worry about it.”
“I’m gonna be worried for the rest of my life.”
“I assume you mean day.”
“Yeah.”
“Well, how about I go and warn her first?”
“Warn me about what?” Mom asked. She was standing in the doorway, looking me up and down. “I always knew you’d turn out pretty if you’d been born a girl.” She walked over to me and pulled some of my hair up lightly. “I see you got your dad’s hair. Well, a little lighter. Your dad was more dirty blonde, you’re more golden.”
I had to ask. “This isn’t freaking you out in the slightest?”
She nodded. “Yes it is.” She smiled. “But I don’t want to worry you.” She grabbed me by the shoulders. “Today’s for you, sweetie. Experience being a girl for a day. You never know, you just might like it.”
I coughed out a laugh. “I’m sorta afraid of that.”
“Don’t be. If you like it, then you get to be the person you wanna be. If you don’t, then you get to stay the person you always were and today’s just a day to be out of character for fun.”
I nodded. “Yeah.” Then the next question I had to ask. “Would you have rather I been born a girl?”
“I can’t say it hasn’t crossed my mind, but I love you however you want to be.” She walked over to my foot locker and opened it. “Now, I saw an outfit in there that I think should work just fine for you today.”
My eyes widened. “I don’t get to pick my own clothes?”
“I’m not saying you have to wear it, but it’s relatively modest and should allow you some comfort since it’s hot today.” She picked through my clothes. “Though, wearing a bra will probably be a tad uncomfortable with the heat.”
I gulped a little more loudly than I wanted to. Even if I was determined to enjoy it, today was already gonna be a long day.
With this chapter, you'll all be caught up with where the story is on TG Storytime. I'm hard at work on the next chapter, though. It's slow going, sadly.
1.
The outfit that Mom had picked out for me was more modest than I thought it would be: A simple blue shirt and tan shorts. I wore a pair of Amy’s flip flops, because my feet were smaller than the girls’ shoes that I owned. That wasn’t a big deal, I sorta figured they would be. I’d luckily bought bras that fit perfectly when they had boobs to support. That was an odd, yet comfortable feeling. Nothing feels weirder than having something lacy touching really sensitive skin, but at the same time, it felt great to have a reason to be wearing one of these things.
The sight in the mirror was more surprising with clothes on than it was with a simple nightgown. The girl looked so comfortable, so normal, it was hard to believe that she’d been male twenty-four hours before. For some reason, I felt more like I was dreaming after getting the clothes on than I had when I was actually dreaming.
I stood there, staring at the mirror for a little while longer. Suddenly, everything was rushing at me. I was about to go outside. Like this. With this face and body. In these clothes. I’d never been outside in these clothes, even though I actually had the right shape to wear them. It was hard to breathe now, and I slowly backed down onto the chair behind me. I was scared now, frightened of being seen in public like this.
There was a knock on my door. “Hey, Kendra, hurry up!” Amy said through the door. “I know just the place to go!” I didn’t answer, didn’t move. I just sat there, looking up at the mirror over my dresser. The door opened and Amy stood there. “Hey, what’s up?”
I actually found my voice for once. “I… Don’t know if I can do it.”
“What? You were all for this before.”
I nodded. “Yeah, then I looked at… At Kendra.”
She walked over to me and looked at the mirror. “You mean at the cute girl sitting in a chair?”
“Yeah.”
“Wow, so this is what it’s like to be the one with more feminine knowledge. Look, Ken,” she didn’t say Kendra that time, “I personally think you’re gonna do just fine. You look great and you have at least some reflex action for being a girl, nobody’s gonna know except us and Gabby.”
The girl in the mirror didn’t look relieved. She didn’t even look like Amy’s words had given her some comfort. I took a deep breath and slowly nodded. “You’re right. I’m a big b - girl, now. I should just get up and enjoy the day, because it’ll probably be the only one I have.”
“Well, it doesn’t have to be the only one, but I can understand if it is. Just be happy Ms. Malski got rid of your body hair in the transformation. You have no clue what kind of hassle it is to shave your legs.”
I had to admit. That brought on a laugh. “Actually, I do. I’m a crossdresser, remember? I’ve actually been wearing skirts longer than you have.”
Amy let out a defeated sigh. “You’re right about that.”
2.
I felt outrageously self-conscious as Amy and I walked through town. If people were staring at me, they were doing it behind my back. Which almost concerned me more, because it meant they were staring at my ass in tight shorts. I hoped that we were close to reaching wherever the hell it was that Amy was taking us, but something told me I still had to endure a little while longer of walking in hot weather. If only Mom hadn’t needed the car.
I glanced at other girls that were out. Either because of my own natural curiosity or because I’d become female for day, I compared myself to them. Not as competition, or anything like that, but just… I noticed how they walked, how they stood, how they managed in their clothes or with their jewelry. Some looked trashy, some looked really girl next door, and some looked like no guy would date them unless they were the only two people on the planet.
Finally, we reached a clothing store that I’d never noticed before. Despite all the clothes I had in my foot locker, I didn’t actually go to any trendy fashion stores, I stuck to places like Walmart or Goodwill, places that catered to both genders who wouldn’t actually care if I were buying clothes for my “girlfriend”. But this place that Amy had walked me into was probably the closest thing to a high end fashion boutique that I’d ever seen.
“Okay, are you ready?” she asked, a smile on her face. That smile disappeared when she turned around and looked at me. “You don’t look ready, why aren’t you ready?”
“What are we doing here?” I asked in response.
“You’re here to get your first real taste of trying clothes on with a girl body.”
“Couldn’t I have done that at home?”
“It’s one day, enjoy being in public for a day.”
“I don’t really need to.”
“No, but it’s more fun this way.”
“For me or you?”
Gabby’s voice suddenly asked, “How about for me?” She stopped then, a bundle of clothes hanging over her arm, and she stared at me. “Holy crap, you’re… You’re… Holy crap.”
I felt myself blush. “You really don’t have to say it like that.” I was doing that nervous girl thing where I looked away from her. Why was I doing that? Gabby could stop staring at me, for one thing. “Staring at me is also something I wish you’d stop doing.”
She shook herself out it, like a dog shaking the water off of itself. “Oh, yeah, sorry. You’re just… So cute. And I never thought you’d turn out blonde.”
I nodded. “Yeah. Dad’s hair. I guess it only makes some kind of sense that more of him would rub off on Kendra than it did Kenny.”
“Kendra?”
I nodded again. “That’s the name I picked. I can still be Ken if I’m Kendra.”
She giggled. “Yeah, that makes sense.” She held up some of the clothes had. “Well, are you two ready to get started?”
I looked back and forth between Amy and Gabby. “Did you guys plan this?”
“Duh,” Gabby answered.
“We wouldn’t be here if we hadn’t,” Amy added.
I sighed. “This is gonna be a whole lot of awkward, isn’t it?”
Gabby giggled more. “Well. Not totally awkward.”
3.
I had the distinct impression that I was trying on more clothes than Amy or Gabby were. Amy was already back in the outfit she’d started the day with, and Gabby had only tried on a couple of them, while I’d been forced to try on a dozen different combinations of shorts and tops. They left the pants aside, which was comforting considering the heat. The skirts I’d seen Gabby grabbing worried me, but I knew that Amy was buying at least one of those for herself.
I had to admit, though, trying on the clothes was fun. Just the sight of myself in the mirror, of Kendra wearing clothes that were the right sizes for her and made certain features emphasized. Not just my boobs and butt, either, but just the color of my skin or my facial features, too. The idea that the color of a shirt would actually draw attention to my eyes was just… Unexpected. (Mainly because guys would rather be looking at the things covered by the shirt.)
A part of me wanted to stay this way just for the thrill of trying on clothes.
But at the same time, I still got to try on clothes as a guy, I just didn’t have the body that fit the clothes. I didn’t hate being a guy or love being a girl, I was still indifferent to all of it.
As I changed back into the outfit I’d worn to the store, the door to the changing room quickly opened and Gabby slid inside. “What are you doing in here?!” I asked, quietly, frantically.
“I wanted to see.”
“Me naked?”
She rolled her eyes. “Please, you’re not naked. You’re wearing a bra, the puppies are covered up for now.” She poked my breasts. “Wow, you’re kinda squishy, too.”
“Stop!” I caught sight of my increasingly red face in the mirror as I brought my arms up to cover my breasts. “That’s… Super weird, okay? Don’t do it!”
She giggled. “Sorry. I couldn’t resist. Poking your own boobs isn’t as fun as poking your best friend’s boobs.”
“Why would you poke your own boobs?”
“You have never been a twelve year old jealous of the mean girl in school who teases you for wearing a training bra.” She grabbed the shirt I’d just taken off. “Put this back on, you’d look totally cute in it.”
“When it’s paid for.”
“You wait here and I’ll go pay for it,” she said, then as quickly as she came inside, she rushed out and left me alone again. I just sighed. She was having way too much fun with this. I liked the shirt, sure, but what was wrong with the one I’d been wearing? I sighed.
I pulled my shorts back on and sat down on the small seat provided in the dressing room and waited. Gabby was taking forever for some reason. I wondered if she was talking to the clerk, telling them all about me. I was getting anxious just waiting there. I pulled my phone out of my back pocket (a phone right up against your ass is uncomfortable; understand this) and found an email from someone I didn’t recognize. I was about to click on the email when the door to the dressing room was opened again and the shirt Gabby was buying thrown in my face.
“C’mon, time for food.”
I sighed again.
4.
“Why can’t we get cheeseburgers?” Amy asked, looking at the salad in front of her. I had a matching salad and Gabby of course followed suit. “Are you against meat or something?” she asked Gabby.
Gabby shook her head. “No, I just had a craving for salad. I dunno why, I dunno how, just, the whole time we were trying on clothes I wanted salad.”
I shrugged. “I can’t say I’m a big fan of salad, but I’m not gonna complain when I’m not paying.” I dug in. “Where are we going after this, anyway?”
Amy shook her head. “I don’t live in this town, so it’s your choice, local girl.”
Gabby nodded. “I have an idea.”
“Please, nothing uber-girly or embarrassing,” I said as I scooped up a tomato with my fork and dropped it in my mouth.
“Nowhere like that,” she said through a mouthful of lettuce. “Well, okay, somewhere like that.”
I glared at her. “Where?”
“This cute romance movie that starts playing today.”
I gulped down some carrots. “You want to go see a chick flick? I didn’t even think you liked chick flicks.”
She shook her head. “Just because I don’t go see them very often doesn’t mean I don’t like them. I just wait until they’re on Lifetime.”
Amy munched on some croutons. “Is it at least a chick flick with some hot actors?”
Gabby scratched at her head. “Um… I don’t know, actually.”
“I won’t go see a chick flick unless there are hot guys.”
I set my salad bowl down on the table. “So, getting magically changed into a girl doesn’t automatically mean you like chick flicks?”
She shook her head. “No. I can’t tell you how many really gory movies I’ve dragged Steve to that he’s almost thrown up at. And he’s not that squeamish.”
That made me giggle. What little I remembered about Steve from the last time I visited Amy, he was kinda dweeby and not all there. He seemed like a nice guy, though. I wondered how good a boyfriend he was for Amy.
And then I wondered if I was thinking that because I was a girl for now. Most of my thoughts hadn’t changed at all. I thought of the things that interested me before and they still interested me. Nothing girly interested me, save the clothes that always interested me. I looked over at guys in the food court but didn’t find any interest in them, and girls still looked great to me.
“Hey, what’s wrong?” Gabby asked, a concerned look in her eyes. “You look like you just got kicked in… Well, you don’t have nuts right now, so… Just kicked.”
I shook my head. “Just taking stock of some thoughts, is all. Nothing to worry about.”
Amy looked at me with a cautious eye.
5.
“What was the title of that movie you wanted to see?” I asked Gabby as we stood outside the movie theater. None of the movies that were playing looked like chick flicks in the slightest. “I see Warcraft, Finding Dory, Central Intelligence and Independence Day 2. Correct me if I’m wrong but none of those are chick flicks. Finding Dory comes closest, but it’s a family movie not a girl movie.”
She sighed. “I guess it’s not playing anymore.”
“What was it?”
She rubbed at her chin. “Now that I think of it, I can’t remember. I just know it had that guy from Hunger Games and Emilia Clarke in it.”
Amy rubbed at her chin. “I don’t think I know what that is.”
I shrugged. “Neither do I.”
“You haven’t seen commercials for it at all?” Gabby asked.
“Nope.”
“You either?”
Amy shook her head.
Gabby sighed. “Fine. I guess we go see Warcraft.”
“Why Warcraft?” I asked.
“You like fantasy movies.”
“I’ve never played Warcraft, though.”
“So what? It’s still a fantasy movie.”
I sighed, then looked over at Amy, who just shrugged. “Okay,” I said, “let’s go see Warcraft.”
6.
As we sat through the movie, I munched on popcorn and felt that Gabby was getting just a little too close to me. More than once, I felt her hand on mine and then she quickly moved it to grab at the popcorn. It just seemed… Wrong. Gabby was hot, yeah, but she’d never been like this with me when we were at the movies, and we’d gone to plenty of movies together.
I put it out of my mind quickly each time, however, as the movie was really good. The CG was better than the Hobbit movies a couple years back, and the acting was decent. I was actually considering a subscription to World of Warcraft thanks to this movie, and I used to make fun of people who played that all day long.
Gabby’s hand landed on mine again, and this time she full-on grabbed my hand and locked fingers with me. I looked at her out of the corner of my eye, but she didn’t look like she was doing anything other than watching the movie, and occasionally drinking from her soda cup. I didn’t move or pull my hand away, because it wasn’t unpleasant, it was just somewhat weird.
Was Gabby turned on by me as Kendra?
7.
I stretched when we got back outside. “Well, there was a pleasant way to kill a couple hours,” I said, then took a large gulp of my drink. “What’s next?”
Amy yawned. “I dunno. Can we head back to your place for me to take a nap? Going to the movies always makes me tired.”
Gabby nodded. “Yeah, I say we just spend a few hours hanging out at your place. Maybe you can try on some of your other clothes.”
“Works for me. It actually would be nice to see how my other stuff fits me.”
I couldn’t get the hand holding out of my head. Gabby hadn’t taken her hand off of mine the whole rest of the movie and the urge to ask her what the hell was going on was almost too much to bear, but I held my tongue. If Gabby was into girls - which was a distinct possibility - I didn’t want to accidentally out her here, or anywhere where it wasn’t just the two of us.
I had to wait until we got back to my place.
8.
I rooted through the foot locker, looking for something I’d considered wearing since I got up that morning. I set aside some of my clothes, which Gabby looked through like she’d never seen them before, despite the fact that she’d bought most of them for me. I’d paid her back for all of them, but still. I pulled out a pair of tops I’d never worn before and finally found what I was looking for.
“Okay, there is no way I was anywhere near you when that was bought,” Gabby said as she saw the slinky black dress I was holding. “Why haven’t I ever seen it before?”
I giggled. “I got it at the Goodwill, told the clerk I was buying it as a Mother’s Day gift. She seemed pretty jealous of Mom because of it, too.”
“Uh, yeah, I can bet. Do you know how long I’ve been looking for just the right LBD?” She took it from me and held it against herself. “And you find the perfect one for you when you don’t even have the assets to show it off? Girl, you are lucky.” She handed me back the dress. “This would be a big deal for anybody, but you’re gonna do something that a lot of natural born girls haven’t done yet.”
I pulled my shorts down. “Seriously? It can’t be that much of a big deal in a girl’s life.”
She shrugged. “It’s not, really, I just wanna exaggerate this moment.” She walked around me and I felt her grabbing her my bra. “Now, off with this.”
I pulled away from her. “What?! Why?”
She looked at me like I was crazy. “Um, look at it this way. The straps on the dress are like twigs, and the straps on the bra are like trees. Wearing that bra under that dress is like trying to hide the tree with the twig.”
I blushed. “So… Ya mean I have to go braless?”
“Girl, you’ve been crossdressing for years, this can’t be new for you.”
“I didn’t need a bra when I was crossdressing, I only wore them when I wanted to go with the full package.”
“Well, you’re just fine without a bra now. You’re perky enough to go braless for fifteen minutes while you wear that dress.”
I sighed. “Okay, but… Just let me take it off, okay?”
“Jeez, what’s up with you?”
I was starting to freak out a little bit. I didn’t want to outright tell her that I thought she was into girls. “Uh, nothing, just… Having somebody grab my bra was a little weird.”
She sighed. “Oh. And here I thought this was gonna get weird.”
I chuckled nervously. “Weird, right.” I turned away from her and reached behind to finish unhooking my bra. I pulled it off and then I was pulled around face-to-face with Gabby and she was staring at my boobs. “What the hell are you doing now?!” I screeched, quickly covering my breasts.
“Kenny, dear, please. I’m looking at you naked.”
“Why did you just call me dear?”
She shrugged. “It’s what my mom told me when she wanted to teach me how to do my first self examination.”
“That’s not what this is about, is it?”
She shook her head. “No, I just wanna see what your tits look like.”
I was certain I was red as a beet. “Why?!”
She reached out to touch me, but I pulled back. “C’mon, I know how to handle boobs, I’m not gonna hurt ya. Don’t you get how weird this is, Kenny? The only guy friend I have now has bigger tits than I do, this is intriguing to me. Are you telling me that if I was to suddenly turn into a guy, you wouldn’t be even a tiny bit interested in seeing how big my dick was?”
I shook my head rapidly. “No! Why the fuck would I be?!”
She shrugged. “I dunno. I thought guys had literal dick measuring contests all the time.”
“Not literal dick measuring, just metaphorical.”
She sighed. “Whatever, just lemme see the boobs.”
“Why?”
“Kenny, I’m not gonna do anything weird, just lemme see ‘em.”
“Letting you see them is weird enough!”
“Why? It’s not like seeing naked tits is something I don’t do everyday.”
“Seeing my naked tits is something you don’t do everyday!”
Gabby grabbed me by the shoulders. “Look, Kendra, you’re only going to have these magnificent mammaries for another five hours, you’re not risking anything by letting me see them!”
I clutched at my boobs a little tighter. Ignoring the fact that I thought she liked girls, it was still creepy as hell that she wanted to see me topless. “Just, please, no looking, okay?”
She sighed again. “Fine. You get this dress on and then we’re gonna have some fun.”
I gulped as she turned away from me. The concept of “fun” worried me.
9.
“Oh, baby, you look fantastic!” Mom said, amazed. I filled out the dress a little more than I thought I would, and my legs were completely exposed, to say nothing of the cleavage I was showing off. I smoothed the dress under me and sat down at the kitchen table.
“Thanks,” I said, nervously. Gabby sat down across from me, and Mom sat at the remaining seat. “I didn’t honestly think this would look good on me.”
“Please, girl, everything looks good on you,” Gabby said, an odd sparkle in her eye. “I just wish I looked half as good as you do in those outfits.”
I felt myself blush. “C’mon, you’re hot enough.”
“Whatever.” She leaned back in her chair. “So, when does your cousin leave?”
Mom answered, “Tomorrow morning. She’s napping right now.”
Gabby and I knew that already, but there was no way Mom could have known that we knew. Our conversation proceeded from there to everyday topics: Mom asked Gabby about her parents, we talked about what Gabby and I planned to do over the summer, and just anything. It was no different than any conversations I had with my mom on a daily basis, but something felt different about it, and not just the fact that I was wearing a dress.
My thoughts began to drift. I began to focus on what might be different about this. I couldn’t get it out of my head. That was when I realized I was looking at Gabby’s chest on accident, and looked away as quickly as possible. She was wearing one of her tighter shirts, and it was stretched across her like it was holding on for dear life.
“Honey? You okay?” Mom asked.
I nodded. “Yeah, yeah, I’m fine. Just, thinking about stuff. And things.” I got up from the table and started for my bedroom. “I’m gonna get changed and go for a walk.”
“Okay, baby. Be careful! I’m sure there are some boys you’re gonna attract around here.”
“Yeah,” I muttered under my breath, “I know.”
10.
The sun was starting to set as I made my way back home. The walk did wonders for helping me clear my head, which was exactly what I left the house to do. I prayed that Gabby would be gone when I got back to the house, otherwise I’d actually have to talk to her about it, and somehow I felt our friendship wasn't surviving that conversation.
Unfortunately, my mind was made up for me when Gabby was leaning up against a street light a couple blocks away from my house. She had a weird look on her face. “Um… Are you okay?” I asked.
“No.”
“Why?”
“Don’t change back.”
I felt surprised, even though I thought this was the conclusion we were going to end up with anyway. “What? Why are you saying that?”
She rubbed at her arm. “Look, Ken… You’ve gotta have it figured out that I haven’t exactly had a boyfriend. Like, ever.”
“So?”
“I don’t like guys. Attraction-wise, I mean.” She looked away from me for a second. “C’mon, you’ve gotta have that figured out by now.”
I shrugged. “I sorta got the idea from earlier. And then the I wanna see your boobs thing didn’t help.”
“Oh, good, so this isn’t a total surprise for you. Please, please, ask your cousin to tell her witch that you wanna stay a girl.”
I folded my arms under my breasts. “Are you saying you wanna date me, but you don’t wanna date guy me?”
She sighed. “Basically, yes. I’m just not attracted to guys, okay? I’m gonna be honest and say I don’t even know if I like girls, but I like you as a girl. Does that make any sense?”
I took a moment to think. “It makes a little sense. But you could always ask Amy to have that witch turn you into a guy, y’know.”
She shook her head, rapidly. “No way. Just because I don’t like guys doesn’t mean I wanna be one. Guys have hair in places I like being hairless, and I happen to love playing with my boobs and fingering myself - speaking of which, you should totally try both of those things before you change back.”
I blushed. “Uh… I’ll think about it.” Granted, not like I hadn’t thought about it a lot of the day. “But, look, this is kinda weird, y’know? I mean, I really wasn’t expecting this.”
She nodded. “I know, but I needed to get it out. You’re the only guy I’ve ever had something resembling a crush on, and now that you’re a girl, you’re perfect. I… I know it’s selfish, but I want you to stay this way.”
I saw that she was serious about this. It was a look I’d never seen in her eyes before, and I’d seen all kinds of looks. The only words I could muster were, “I need time to think.”
11.
“I don’t know what to do.”
Amy had a surprised look on her face. She sat cross legged on my bed, a concerned look on her face. She rubbed at her chin. “This is serious.”
“I know.”
“You need to think about this.”
“I know.”
“And I think you really need to get a dog.”
I sighed. I clicked on another picture that the website showed of the Huskie. He was a beautiful looking dog, and the idea had crossed my mind more than once. “Really? Dogs are hard work.”
“All pets are hard work.”
“What if Mom doesn’t like him?”
Clearly, she’d been listening to the conversation, as I heard Mom shout from down the hallway, “Buy the dog if you want a dog!”
I glanced back over at Amy, who was doing her best not to burst into laughter, and I couldn’t blame her. I was almost there, myself. After about a minute, the both of us just gave up and started laughing loud enough that we could probably wake the dead.
Ten minutes of laughter and one email about the dog later, Amy and I were finally calming down. I started wiping tears from my eyes, as I’d been laughing too hard. When the both of us actually stopped laughing, I told her the one thing I’d been putting off ever since I got back home. “Gabby wants me to stay this way.”
Amy sat there looking surprised. “No way.”
“Yeah.”
“But, she didn’t seem like a lesbian.”
“I guess I’m the only guy she’s ever had a thing for.”
“Holy shit.”
“I know.”
“What are ya gonna do about it? I can text Ms. Malski, if you want.”
I shook my head. “I don’t want to just make this decision now, if you know what I mean. I wanna put careful thought into this.”
“That’s a great idea, but you sorta have until midnight, which is only a couple hours away.”
“And,” Mom said, standing in the doorway, “you have to think about how that would affect more than just you and Gabby.”
I felt myself blush. “You heard that, huh?”
“I did. I assume you were going to talk to me about this, as well?”
I nodded.
“Good. I don’t want you making this decision lightly. If you stay Kendra, you’re running into a whole mess of problems with school next year, with getting your ID changed, with relatives. And that’s not even considering the anatomical problems you’re not having to deal with in your little twenty-four hour party here. Being female every day of your life isn’t the picnic you boys think it is.” That was said with a smirk. “I love you either way, baby, and you’ll still be my child either way, but think about everything that’ll change if you decide to stay Kendra.” Mom turned and walked back down the hallway, away from my room.
I sighed and turned to Amy. “Is there any chance your witch friend can give me an on/off switch?”
12.
Gabby started talking before I even had a chance to open my mouth. We’d agreed to meet at our usual hang-out spot, which would be a make-out spot to anybody else, as it was a hill that overlooked town. In fact, there were probably dozens of couples we knew that used this place as a make-out spot.
“I know what you decided,” she started. She lied down on the hood of the car, which had to be hot considering the temperature and the fact that I’d just killed the engine. “I know what you decided, and I’m just gonna havta be okay with that. I freaked you out earlier, didn’t I?”
I nodded. “Yeah, but, I haven’t made my decision yet.”
She sat up. “Huh?”
I crawled up on the car and laid beside her. “I said I haven’t decided yet. I’ve only got an hour and a half left, so I’ve got to make my decision soon.” I was holding a bottle of Mountain Dew and unscrewed the cap. “I’m sorta confused on where to go.”
“Look, I’ve thought about what I said before, and I really shouldn’t have pressured you like I did.”
I shook my head. “Don’t worry about it. I’m sure if it were you that was going through this gender change thing and I was the gay one, I’d probably do the same thing.”
She giggled. “Yeah, I’d just like to see you as a gay guy.”
I shrugged. “If I stayed a girl, I’d be a gay girl.”
“Still. How much to which side are you?”
I shrugged again. “I dunno. On the one hand, we’re so close that I don’t think our relationship would be screwed over badly if I went back to being a guy. On the other, I can’t say the idea of dating you isn’t something I’ve thought about before.”
“Okay, the double negative sorta confuses me. So, are you saying that you have thought about dating me?”
“Yeah.”
“So, is this a 50/50 shot that you’ll stay Kendra?”
“Yeah.”
“Is there something I could do to sway your decision?” she asked with a smirk.
I laughed. “No. But there’s something we can do, either way.”
“Huh? What?”
I put the cap back on my Dew and dropped it to the ground beside the car. I didn’t answer her with words, I just rolled on top of her and put my lips on hers. Our tongues met quickly, intertwining. My hands gripped her face, and then I felt one of her hands on my boob. The feeling was really, really weird, but I just kept kissing her. That hand finally slipped under my shirt, and then I felt her fingers working their way into my bra. Her fingers rubbed at my nipples, which were starting to harden.
I let go of her face but I kept up the kiss. One of my hands went down to her shorts and I unzipped her. I slid my hand into her panties, completely on autopilot now, and inserted a finger into her vagina. I began to rub at her private area and pulled my face away before her teeth clamped down on my tongue.
“Ooh, sorry… You’re just… So good at this…”
The hand that wasn’t playing with my nipple moved to my pants, unzipped them, and worked its way into my panties. For the first time in my life, I felt a finger inside me. The sensation took my breath away, and then I started to feel the juices inside me flowing. Almost as if we were in sync, Gabby started to moisten up as well, and while the feeling was odd, it wasn’t unpleasant.
We were both moaning at about the same time.
I pulled my hand out of her panties and pulled my shirt and bra off, doing for her now what I’d refused to do earlier. She did the same, and I saw her exposed boobs for the first time. I brought my head to one and started licking at her rock hard nipple, which caused her to moan even harder. Once again, her hand slipped into my panties and I felt her finger inside me again.
Gabby pushed me away from her tits and then rolled us over, putting herself on top. She paid me back for my nipple suckling by doing the same to my boob, and yet another new feeling hit me straight in the chest - literally. The feeling of her tongue on my nipple and her finger in my cunt brought me to orgasm quickly, and this wasn’t the same as when I came as a guy. My whole body shuddered, as the pleasure rolled over me. I moaned so loud I was afraid somebody in town would hear me.
I kissed her again, our tongues touched once more, and then our nipples touched. The feeling was electric, erotic…
Exciting.
13.
I woke up with Gabby’s hand on my boob and my hands on her’s. I went to get up, but she was on top of me, like she had been before I fell asleep. About three seconds after trying to get up, I realized her hand was still in my panties, her finger resting exactly where it had done such wonderful things last night. I eased her hand out and gently slid out from underneath her. Clearly, everything we’d done last night had worn her out more than me.
I quickly found my discarded bra and shirt and slipped them back on, after making sure there wasn’t any dirt to rub against my skin. My body felt a little more sensitive, oddly. I wondered if it had anything to do with all the contact or just sleeping on the hood of a car all night long.
I reached into the car and pulled my phone out of the glove compartment. It was almost dead, of course. I’d left it on the whole night. Before I shut it off, I noticed a dozen texts from Amy. That was when it hit me: I was still Kendra. I hadn’t changed back yet, even though I was supposed to change back at midnight.
I moved back over to Gabby and gently tried to wake her up. “What?” she asked when I finally got her awake.
“I’m still Kendra, in case you didn’t notice.”
“Oh. I was kinda hoping you’d decided to stay that way.” She sat up and put her clothes back on. “Wait, you haven’t decided to stay, right?”
“No.”
“Then why are you still Kendra?”
“I don’t know! Lemme just drive you home, and then I’ll go home and find out what’s going on.”
She nodded, then hopped in the car and fastened her seatbelt. Before I started the car, she leaned over and gave me a kiss on the neck. “For somebody who’d never felt the inside of a pussy before, you sure knew what to do with one.”
14.
I shut the engine off and just sat there in the car for a little while. What would I do? I could stay female and actually have a girlfriend, or I could go back to being male and Gabby would just be a girl who happened to be my friend. Neither seemed like bad options. I wished I had hours to think about it, but I needed to get inside and explain to Mom where I’d been all night.
I grabbed my phone again and walked up to the house, opened the door, and there was Amy carrying her bags. “Geez, what took you so long? My bus leaves in a half an hour.”
I sighed. “Sorry.”
“I tried calling you last night. How come you didn’t answer?”
“Sorry, sorry. I was just… Well…”
She rolled her eyes. “You don’t have to tell me every detail. So, you gonna change back or no?”
“Which should I do?”
“Uh, that’s your decision, cuz. Did you enjoy being the girl in the relationship for a day or do you just wanna go back to being the guy you didn’t have a problem being?”
I sighed again. “Just lemme go apologize to Mom real quick, and then we’ll go, okay?”
“Yup.”
I took a deep breath and walked inside the house, where Mom was sitting on the couch, watching TV. She looked over at me and smiled. “I was worried about you.”
I nodded. “I know.”
“Have you made your decision yet?”
I shook my head. “No.”
“Well, don’t leave this up to a coin toss, understand? Now get your cousin to the bus station and hurry home. Her sorceress friend said you have to be asleep for everything to change back if that’s what you decide.”
I nodded. “Yeah, I’ll do that.”
“Ken,” her voice took a softer tone, “it doesn’t matter which you choose, pick the one that makes you the happiest.”
I nodded.
15.
I turned the ignition off when we got to the bus depot. I sighed. “I still don’t know what to do.”
Amy looked like she was about to burst into laughter. “Seriously?”
“Yeah.”
“Have you and Gabby talked it over?”
I shook my head. “Well. I mean, if you count the pre-sex stuff.”
She smacked me on the back of the head. “I said I didn’t want to hear the details.” She unbuckled her seatbelt. “What did you talk about?”
“She just basically asked me if I’d stay Kendra.”
“Really? A basic question like that and then you were scissoring like maniacs?”
I shot her a glare. “We didn’t scissor. And you said you didn’t want details.” I tilted my head back and looked up at the ceiling of the car. “Why does this have to be complicated?”
“Because you found out your cousin knows a sorceress, your best friend is a lesbian and you’ve been a girl for a day. Girl brains immediately complicate everything.”
I unbuckled my seatbelt. “I guess.”
“Look, Ken, not to rush you or anything, but you really do need to make a decision.”
I sighed. “I know. I know! This is just the hardest decision I’ve ever had to make.”
She smiled. “Oh, please, fashion choices were a tough decision for you before you got the body to show them off.”
“Not my point.”
“Yes or no.”
I took a deep, deep breath. I had some real consideration to do here, and only a minute or two to do it. I didn’t have a problem being either boy or girl, and nothing really big would change either way. Mom would still be there, Gabby would still be there. The only change aside from my body would be that if I stayed a girl, Gabby and I could actually date.
But then there were the problems with staying a girl. School, periods, getting hit on by guys. None of those actually seemed horrible, but they were hassles. School was the biggest problem, because it meant either exposing myself as transgender or passing myself off as somebody new. The girl named Kendra hanging out with all of the boy named Kenny’s friends would screw up that illusion quite quickly.
I exhaled, finally, and said, “I wanna go back.”
I looked around the car and realized that Amy was nowhere near me. I got out of the car and found that she was pulling her bags out of the trunk. “Sorry,” she said, you were taking too long.” I rolled my eyes. “So, did you choose?”
“Yeah, I’ll go back.”
She hugged me. “Okay, I’ll text Ms. Malski while I’m on my way home. Just go home and take a nap, and you’ll wake up Kenny again.” She backed away and picked up her bags. “Well, time for me to go, cuz. Don’t hesitate to call or text, got it?”
I nodded. “Bye, Amy.”
She flashed me a smile, then walked up to the bus she was taking and waved to me just as the bus passed by. I waved back, then sighed for the billionth time and got back in the car.
16.
I pulled the car in the driveway and sat there. I wasn’t tired, yet. I knew I would be, eventually. I got out of the car and walked into the house, gave Mom a hug, then went into my bedroom. I had time to kill before I eventually felt the need to take a nap. Now I just had to find out what to do to kill said time.
My phone rang, Gabby’s picture popped up on the screen. I wasn't sure if I wanted to answer it. Even though she had said that she’d accept my decision, I couldn’t help but feel she’d be disappointed in my choice. I held the phone to my chest and waited for it to stop ringing.
I set the phone to vibrate and set it down on my desk. I reached into my desk drawer and pulled out the notebook I’d started that elf story the day before. Writing always passed the time, and I could even use my experiences in my transformed body as research. What better way for a guy to write about a voluptuous female elf than having been a voluptuous female himself? Granted, I had no experience on the elf part, but nobody really did.
Seven pages later and I’d been proved right about the time passing. Suddenly it was dark outside and I was struggling to keep my eyes open. Had I really written for so long that it was night time now? Sure, Mom had dropped by and left me a sandwich in the meantime, but that was the only thing I remembered aside from writing. I’d skipped right past naptime and straight into bedtime without even realizing it.
I looked over what I had written. That was something I did whenever I considered myself done for the day. I’d gotten my elf maiden from her hometown to a dwarf kingdom not far away, and given her a bow for a weapon. I’d even introduced a love interest in a human guy who’d pledged his life to her in exchange for lifting a curse on his village. It actually seemed kinda sweet the more I thought of it, though the idea of a guy falling in love with me was creepy.
“Are you finally done?” Gabby asked. She was sitting behind me, on my bed. When had she come into the room?! How hadn’t I noticed her walking into the room?! “I’ve been sitting her for three hours waiting for you to get out of your little trance there.”
I blushed. “Uh… Whuh when did you get here?”
“Like I said, three hours ago. Your mom even brought in a plate of sandwiches and had a conversation while you were out of it.” She took a drink of the soda I didn’t notice. “You ate most of the sandwiches, by the way. You’re lucky you’re going back to being a guy tomorrow, otherwise you’d have to start paying attention to fatty stuff.”
“Why didn’t you say anything?”
She shrugged. “You only get like that when you’re really into it, and I thought it might be like people sleepwalking, y’know? I didn’t wanna accidentally hurt you or anything.”
I sighed. I guess it wasn’t impossible that my writing trances were like sleepwalking. I didn’t think I got into them enough that Gabby had ever noticed them, though. “Okay, I’ll take that. How come you came over, anyway?”
“You weren’t answering your phone and I wanted to know if you wanted to go see a movie.”
“We just went to the movies yesterday.”
“Yeah, but that doesn’t stop me from being bored today. You wanna see a movie?”
I shook my head. “I’m actually starting to get tired. You wanna just watch TV with me till I fall asleep?”
She smiled. “Now that sounds like couch cuddling.”
“More like my bed.”
“Ooh, even more fun.”
I walked over to the bed and poked her in the chest. “Not that kind of fun. As good as it was, not when my mom’s in the house.”
The smile faded. “You’re no fun when your mom is home.”
I sighed. “Whatever. Move over, I’m laying down. You pick a movie.”
17.
Of course she picked something on Lifetime. I was kinda bored watching it, which did wonders for my fatigue. More than once, I had to struggle to keep my eyes open. I would have just let myself sleep, but I wanted to make sure Gabby went home before I did. As much as I enjoyed what we did the night before, I didn’t want her doing anything with me that could potentially keep me stuck as Kendra.
“Why aren’t you crying?” she asked, wiping at her eyes with a tissue.
“Because I’m just about asleep and do I really need to cry about a woman winning a court case? Why isn’t she happy?”
“Because her husband is innocent and she knows it! She wanted it all thrown out, but her lawyer went ahead anyway. This is actually depressing!” She wiped at her eyes with another tissue. I had to admit, that was awfully sweet to know she had a tender side. “So help me, I will find a movie to make you cry.”
I yawned. “Not tonight, you won’t. No offense, but can you go home before I fall asleep?”
She sighed. “Fine, I’ll go. I was a little interested in seeing how the process worked, but I’ll go just to please you.” She was smiling.
I laughed. “Whatever. I’ll see ya tomorrow so we can see how my new stuff looks on me without boobs.”
“Not as good, but still adorable.” She hugged me. “See you tomorrow.”
18.
I could see both my bodies floating in the air. My male body was sitting down, looking all sullen and sad, like I was regretting something. My female body had a similar look, but more hopeful.
I possessed neither body, and simply seemed to be some sort of floating nothing. I moved toward my bodies and tried to reach for them, but I couldn't.
My male body fell off of what it was sitting on, and began to convulse. I tried to help it, but being a floating nothing, I just couldn't do anything.
Help me! my female body screamed, an expression of pure pain on her face. I looked down at my male body and watched him die. What could I do? Become! What did that mean? Become?
She put a hand to her chest, over her heart, and nodded. I moved closer to her, but she backed away. She shook her head and pointed at my male body. Become.
I realized what she meant. She wanted me to become one with my male body. I moved into him and the convulsions stopped. I opened my eyes and my female body smiled. Happy. She began to fade, but her smile and her warmth remained. In spite of that, I felt like I would need her.
The warmth remained, but her presence was gone.
19.
I woke up and immediately knew that I was male again. Lil’ Kenny was standing at attention, no doubt thanks to the panties I was wearing. I took a deep breath and let it out. At once relieved and depressed at the same time.
I walked over to my desk and turned on my lamp. I looked at myself in the mirror and laughed. Two days female and it was like I was rediscovering myself. Surprisingly, the thing I missed the most about my female body was the blonde hair. I wondered if Mom would have a problem if I bleached it.
I pulled out my notebook and sat down to write. I didn’t much want to go back to sleep. Alleviating my fears that my elf maiden story was just Kenda expressing herself, I was just as lost in my writing as before. So much so, in fact, that when Mom walked in, I didn’t even notice until she threw my pants at me.
“Get dressed,” she said, “and as cute as those panties are, you should probably wear boxers.”
“Why?”
“The doctor. You have a scheduled physical before school starts, remember?”
I sighed. “Oh, yeah. I’ll be dressed in a minute.”
“Good.”
“Hey, what would you say if I bleached my hair?”
“Just so long as that's all you bleach. Keep the manscaping to yourself.” She smiled, then shut the door.
I laughed. Mom probably gave me too much freedom.
This took longer than I wanted it to, but I'm getting a better pace to my writing, so hopefully that speeds things up for everybody. Get ready for a rollercoaster.
1.
“Kept busy?” Dr. Santos asked as he walked into the room. I sat there in nothing but my boxers, more than a little self-conscious. “Seeing anyone?”
I laughed. “Not really. To either question.”
He sighed. “It’s important for a young man to keep active and find someone in their life.”
“Did you just see that on Dr. Phil or something?”
He let out a light-hearted glare toward me. “I remember being a slack-off loser when I was your age, and would rather most of my younger patients not follow my example.”
I folded my arms across my chest. “Yeah, because who would want to be a doctor, heading out to the golf course every other day and driving a Lamborghini?”
He checked some things off on his clipboard. “It’s a Ferrari and I’m only at the golf course three times a week.”
“My mistake.”
He asked me the usual questions, health, the family, whether or not I was going to try out for sports at school. I gave the usual answers. The conversation went as they do whenever you see a doctor that you’re used to seeing.
Then, suddenly, I got oddly self-conscious. I wasn’t wearing a shirt, and felt like I really should have been. And then there was the cool draft I felt against my chest. What was going on? I shivered for a second, then Dr. Santos told me I could put my shirt back on. Why did I feel so much better wearing a shirt?
“You okay, Ken?” Dr. Santos asked.
I nodded. “Yeah, just… Weird chill, that’s all.”
He nodded his head oddly, then turned back to his laptop. I was happy he didn’t pry into that any further, because it confused the hell out of me. I’d never felt that before. I pulled on the shorts I’d worn and then my sandals. I was hoping that I’d be able to leave soon.
The minutes ticked by as Dr. Santos tapped away at on his laptop, then he finally turned around around and handed me his customary Tootsie Roll Pop, something he did despite the fact that I wasn’t a kid anymore. “Alright, Kenneth, you can go now. Talk to Mikaela at the front desk, she’ll have the card for your next appointment.”
I took the Tootsie Roll Pop and smiled. “Thanks, Doc.”
2.
Mikaela was a new girl I’d never met, around my age and almost exaggeratedly gorgeous. I would’ve asked her out on a date, if she didn’t seem like she was annoyed with everything.
Not to mention if not for Gabby.
The card I was given listed an appointment in three months, so I assumed I was reasonably healthy. I gave Mikaela a smile that she didn’t return, and left the doctor’s office, where my mom was waiting in the parking lot with a magazine in her hand and the car’s AC going. Despite the fact that it was colder in the car than it was in the doctor’s office, I didn’t feel that chill that had hit me inside.
“How’d it go?” Mom asked.
“It was a regular physical, nothing weird.”
“Good.”
I nudged her with my elbow. “You’re being weird, what’s up?”
She shook her head. “Just curious how it felt having a man see you mostly naked instead of Gabby.”
I rolled my eyes. “If I was still Kendra, it’d probably creep me out.”
“If you were still Kendra, I’d rather you see a gynecologist.”
I coughed out a laugh. “So, what’s up today?”
“Hmmmm… You still have three days off before school, I’d say you get out there and enjoy the rest of your summer vacation.” She smiled. “And maybe go spend the day with Gabby.”
I noded. “Sounds like a plan.”
3.
“No.”
I was leaning up against the support beam beside the stairs that connected the first floor of Gabby’s house to the basement. She was moving boxes around, looking for something, but she wouldn’t let me help. I didn’t know why she wouldn’t let me help, though. “Is there some sort of reason you won’t let me help you?”
She nodded. “Yeah, it’s personal.”
I glanced down at the box that was sitting beside me. “It’s not sex toys, is it?”
Gabby grabbed the box and pulled it away from me. “No.” Then, with a smile, she added, “The sex toys are in my bottom dresser drawer. If you’d spent a little more time as Kendra, I would have introduced you to them.”
That weird chill hit me again. I shook and asked, “Can we go upstairs? It’s… Damp… Down here.”
She looked at me funny. “No it’s not. It’s dusty down here, but it’s not damp. You okay?”
I shook my head. “I’m… I dunno. It’s weird.”
She smiled again. “You’re weird.”
I nodded. “Yeah. Look, let’s just go upstairs. I bet you’re not gonna find what you’re looking for down here.”
She set the box down on a table. “Yeah, you’re probably right.” She patted me on the shoulder. “If you put something cute on, I might still let you see the sex toys.”
I smiled. “Whatever.”
4.
“Okay,” Gabby said as she clasped her hands together in front of her, “we need to find something to do to kill some time before I have to kick you out.”
I raised an eyebrow. “You have to kick me out?”
“Yeah. You know my dad, he doesn’t like you being here for dinner.”
I’d never understood why exactly, but she wasn’t wrong. Her dad had never much cared for me being in the house in the first place, which I always attributed to him just worrying about me having sex with his daughter. If he knew what Gabby and I had done on the hood of my mom’s car the other night, I wondered how he’d feel.
I walked over to her bookshelf. Gabby had a decently sized collection of fantasy books I’d never heard of, which was pretty impressive because I had a decently sized collection of obscure fantasy books, in addition to the ones everybody knew about, like Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter.
Looking at her books made me think about that story I was writing at home. “Hey, you got a problem if we head over to my place for a second?” I asked.
She gave me a confused look, then said, “Sure. Whaddya need?”
“Just wanna grab my notebook, that’s all.”
She smiled. “Actually, that gives me a good idea.”
I dreaded that smile now. “What kind of idea?”
“Think you could write a nice little erotica short based on us from the other day?”
I raised an eyebrow. “You want me to write a story basically about us having steamy lesbian sex?”
“Essentially.”
“Why?”
She poked me in the chest, which felt… Odd. “Because we had a moment the other day, and I want a memento.”
I was about to say something when the room began to spin. Everything around me went in every direction except the one it was supposed to be. The walls grew taller, the floor shrank into a purple square, and the ceiling became a red and white umbrella that eclipsed the… two suns? Why were there two suns? What the hell was happening?
“Are you okay?” I heard Gabby ask. She was standing right in front of me, but she was twenty stories up at the same time. I tried to move closer to her, but then I was standing on a floor made entirely of her face. I moved my foot away from her nose, but I ended up by her left toe instead.
“No,” I said, though my voice was pure helium. I grasped at my throat, only to find myself scratching my arm instead. I tried to clear my throat, but instead ended up with a ear ache. I decided to seek out Gabby’s bed and sit down. It had to be somewhere around there. “Can you help me to your bed?” I asked.
“Yeah,” she said, or at least one of her did. There were suddenly about nine Gabbys standing around me, not including the one made out of putty that was clawing its way through the ceiling. There was another one out the window, waving a flare around for some reason.
I had to be dreaming, that was it. Except that, unless I’d fallen asleep on her couch, or something, I hadn’t actually gone to sleep. I had been wide awake when I’d gotten to her house, and I was fairly certain I’d been wide awake when we’d come upstairs into her bedroom, so why was everything so fucked up?
“Gabby?” I called out to her. She’d disappeared, all of her. The room was suddenly back to normal, except everything was in grayscale.
“I’m here.”
“Where?”
“Right in front of you.”
I didn’t see her. I reached out into the air in front of me, but she wasn’t there. I didn’t feel anything.
“No, you’re not.”
“Ken, swear to God, you just grabbed my boob.”
“No I didn’t.” My voice sounded normal again, but I could still hear the embarrassment in that line. Even though I couldn’t feel that I’d accidentally groped her didn’t mean that I hadn’t accidentally groped her. “Sorry, if I really did.”
“You’ve touched more than that, so don’t worry about it. What’s going on? If you can’t see me, what do you see?”
“The room. It’s completely gray, though.”
“That’s it?”
“Yeah.” The door opened. There was a figure there, female by the body shape. “Wait, did you just open the door?”
“No. Why, is the door open?”
“You’re not the one standing in the doorway?”
“No, Ken, I’m not. Are you high?”
The figure stepped closer to me. I recognized her, but I couldn’t peg where I knew her from. I moved closer to her, but I didn’t seem to be gaining any ground. Was the room fucking up again? “Gabby, where am I right now?”
“Uh, sitting on my bed. I helped you there, remember?”
“I’m not seeing the same things you are.”
“Oh, yeah. Sorry. This is weird.”
“No shit. Uh… Help me to the door?”
“No.”
“But, the girl…”
“What girl?”
“Her! The one in the doorway!” I did my best to point at the figure, but God only knows if I was actually pointing. The girl in the doorway put her hands to her mouth and started to giggle. I could hear the giggle, almost as if she was standing right beside me.
Where the hell did I know her from?
“Ken, you are not getting moved. Just lie down, I’mma call your mom.”
“Don’t,” a voice said, but it wasn’t mine. “Don’t let her.”
The girl had moved closer to me again. I know I saw her at some point in the last couple days now, but I still couldn’t peg her. Why did she look so familiar to me?
“Don’t…” This time it was my voice.
“What?” Gabby asked.
“Don’t do that,” my voice again.
“Have her leave,” the girl’s voice. What was her name? It started with a K, I knew that much. Why couldn’t I remember more?
“I think I’ll be fine if I just have some rest,” I said. “Mind if I take a nap?”
I still couldn’t see Gabby, so if she was making any sort of look on her face, I didn’t know. Eventually, I heard her sigh, and say, “Okay. I’ll be back in here to check on you in twenty minutes.”
“Okay, thanks,” I said. I finally felt the bed underneath me. I heard the door open, then close again. I couldn’t tell if there’d been enough time for Gabby to have left, but I had no reason to believe she would have stayed in the room.
“Good,” the girl said. I felt her sit down beside me, and her hand suddenly started to caress my face. “Just drift to sleep. Drift… To sleep…”
It was strange. The second she started talking, I started to feel my eyes getting heavier, then close. I could still feel her hand on my face, I could feel warmth spreading from her body to mine. Then, the warmth started to spread through my body. From my face to my arms, to my legs, to my vagina, to my breasts.
I didn’t even have time to realize what I was saying to myself before I was asleep.
5.
“Please get up, please get up, please. Get. Up.”
The voice sounded like it was coming from a million miles away, but I knew that was just my fucked up sense of hearing after whatever the hell had just happened to me. I rolled over onto my side and tried to shut the voices out. The bed was too comfortable.
“Goddammit, Ken, wake! Up!”
Ken. Ken… Ken… Why did that sound so familiar?
“I mean it! Get up, now!”
I knew that I recognized that name, but I couldn’t think of who it belonged to. Was it somebody I knew? Was it somebody I’d dated? He didn’t sound like my type of guy. Come to think of it, I couldn’t remember the last guy I went out with. Maybe I needed to head out to the mall and start flirting a little before school kicked off.
“Kenneth Matthew Brewster, get your ass out of my bed now!”
Kenneth? Wait… Ken… Kenneth… That had to be where I recognized the name from, but there was a slight problem there.
My name was Kendra.
I opened my eyes to see Gabby standing there, looking down at me. “How long have I been asleep?” I asked.
“That’s what you’re asking?” She looked like she’d just watched me grow a second head.
“Yeah, because I don’t remember falling asleep.”
“You’re not asking why you’ve suddenly become a girl again?”
“Again?” What the hell was she talking about? I’d always been a girl. “Are you okay?”
She now looked like she’d seen a thousand ghosts having an orgy. “Oh… Oh… Oh no… Oh shit oh no…”
“What?”
“Gimme your phone.”
I reached into my shorts pocket and pulled out my phone. She took it from me, nearly scraping me with her fingernails. I thought I had longer fingernails than she did, mine looked weirdly short. And I wasn’t wearing any nail polish.
“Who are you calling?” I asked.
“Your cousin. I need her to talk to that sorceress she knows.”
“Uh, why?”
She looked over at me, concern flashing across her face. “You.”
6.
“What’s your name?” Mom asked, staring me in the eye. Over a day of doing nothing and that was all the farther we’d really gotten. Oh, I’d told them other things, and they’d told me things about the boy they thought I was, but it always kept coming back to my name.
I sighed and answered for about the fiftieth time. “Kendra Selene Brewster.” I took a bite of the Snickers bar I’d been eating. “How many times to I have to say that?”
Gabby was standing on the other side of the room, a concerned look on her face the likes of which I’d never seen before. Why was she so scared? Well, other than the fact that everybody seems to think I used to be a boy. I don’t get it, I think I’d know if I used to be a boy. Had everybody taken crazy pills at exactly the same time?
Mom held up a photo of her and some boy, probably this Kenneth that they keep thinking I’m supposed to be. “And you don’t remember being male at all?”
“How could I remember being a guy if I was never a guy?”
“Sweetie, the pictures aren’t fake, you were a boy, you just don’t remember it now, for some reason.”
I leaned back in my chair. “Okay, say i really was a boy. Why don’t I remember it, if I was?”
“That’s what I hope your cousin tells us,” Gabby said, finally speaking up. She walked over to the kitchen table and pulled a chair out. “If she ever gets here.”
Almost as if on cue, there was a knock on the door. Mom got up and opened the door, and I saw Amy and a girl I didn’t recognize. That sorceress she talked about nowhere in sight. Whatever was going on, maybe Amy could explain that I had always been a girl, like I was certain of.
The unfamiliar girl sat down in front of me and that was when I realized she wasn’t a girl at all. Oh, she was wearing a bright yellow tank top with an obvious bra underneath and a pair of short shorts that looked absolutely adorable on her, and her fingernails and toenails were both painted the same bright yellow as her top; her hair was longer than mine and her makeup was perfect.
But she her flat chest and her slight bulge made it obvious that she was a boy.
Not that I had any problems with that. She was still cute, and if not for the fact that I wasn’t into girly boys, I might go out with her. Or, well, no. I was still treating her like she was a girl, so maybe I wouldn’t. Either way, if she wanted to express herself as female, I was okay with that.
Ugh... I was sounding stupid.
“Kendra,” Amy said, “this is my friend Dean. She’s Ms. Malski’s… um…”
Dean finished the thought, “Ms. Malski’s my stepmom. She’s also the reason I’m the way I am, but I’m better off this way. Last but not least, she’s teaching me the tricks of the magic trade.”
I nodded my head, just to make movements, if nothing else. “Okay. What’s that gotta do with me?”
“Mom thinks you… Affected… The spell she used to change you the other day.”
“What spell?”
“See, that’s what I’m talking about. Somehow, you’ve made your spell take effect again, and you’ve rewritten your whole past. Mom told me that part’s almost impossible, even for higher level sorceresses like her. She mentioned something about genies being able to do it, but then she tossed that idea away because something about genies not being around anymore. I’m only just starting my magic training, so what I can do is absurdly limited right now.”
Mom asked, “So why did your mother send you? It sounds like something she should be here for.”
Dean shrugged. “I dunno. I’m getting pretty good at reversing minor spells. Like, last week Mom turned an apple into a curling iron, and I turned it back into an apple, but then she turned me back into the old me, and I couldn’t reverse that, so she had to. Not only is this a pretty high level spell, Ken… Dra… Kendra… Reversed it herself and somehow changed her past in the process.” She looked back at me. “Mom says that you might be capable of magic.”
Mom sat down in a dining room chair and looked like the wind had been knocked out of her. “This is all… All this was supposed to be was Ken experiencing how it felt to be female while wearing girl’s clothes, how did all this happen?”
I folded my arms under my breasts. “From my point of view, nothing happened. I was a girl yesterday, a girl the day before, and all the way since the day I was born. Everybody acting like this is wrong somehow makes no sense to me.”
Gabby said, “Trust me, this makes no sense to anyone. You were a boy yesterday, not a girl, and you’ve always been a boy.”
I just couldn't see it. I remembered being a girl too clearly, from Gabby and I having sleepovers when we were little to that day at the mall when I had my first kiss with Shawn Breckenridge. It was probably the most disgusting kiss I’d ever had, but it was my first.
Hearing that this life I remembered was supposedly fake was starting to get on my nerves. “Look, I’m fine the way I am, okay?” I stood up and walked to the door. “I’mma go out and enjoy the rest of the day at the mall, or something.” With that, I shut the door behind me and set out for the nearest inner-city bus stop.
7.
His eyes were on me the second I sat down at the food court with my ham, cheese, lettuce, tomato and mustard sub sandwich. I had to admit, I was doing as much staring as he was.
If course, I was dressed specifically to make boys stare at me. After leaving home, I made it to the nearest clothing store and bought myself some new stuff, mostly to keep me from sweating too much since it was almost a hundred degrees outside. I’d picked a scoop-neck tank top and tiny, tiny skirt, plus a pair of sandals with a three inch heel.
The girls, naturally, were getting most of the attention.
I went to take my first bite out of the sub when that Dean girl sat down across the table from me. “You gonna eat the other half?” she asked. I slid it across the table to her. “Thank you, I’m goddamned starving! Amy never told me how long it would take to get here, and I haven't eaten since we left town.” She glanced over at the boy I was almost flirting with. “Oooh, he’s cute.”
I put my half of the sub down. “Why’d Mom and Gabby send you? No offense or anything, but you really don’t have any stakes in whether I was really a boy like they say I was.”
She shrugged. “No, but I volunteered. I love going to the mall back home. I honestly think I’ve developed some kind of shopping… Well, complex, really. I just like to shop.” She took a pretty big bite. “You freaked your mom and your friend out when you left.”
I sighed. “Whatever. I’m fine the way I am. They can leave me alone.”
Another bite. “Yeah, you said that.” She let out a light burp. “And your family says otherwise. Now, my mom sent me out here because she thinks I can help you, I don’t honestly know how, and you’re just fine with your change, which from what Mom tells me means one thing.”
“What?”
Big bite again. “A sorceress’ body knows that it needs to change itself, and will do so once her power has finally been awakened. If you're really a sorceress, like my mom thinks you are, then your power awoke and your body reshaped itself like it should. Why your mind changed is the question.”
I leaned forward. “But I don't feel like my mind changed. I don’t remember being this boy they say I was.”
She nodded. “I know. And I don’t know how to fix that, but I think I know how to get you to fix it.”
I leaned back. “Now I’m confused.”
8.
“Okay,” Dean said as she sat me down on my bed. Amy, Gabby and Mom all around us. I had to admit, my room did look like a boy’s room. I could have sworn I had yellow curtains. “I need you to lie down now.”
“Why?”
She pulled her phone out. “My mom gave me this list of spells to awaken deeper parts of someone's mind. Mom doesn’t think you actually rewrote your life after I texted her some extra details, now she thinks you’re one of at least two personalities. Y’see, everybody has some form of split personality, usually a part of us that we repress or just something we never knew was in us to begin with.” She tapped away at her phone. “Lie down.”
“Why?”
She glared at me. “When the alternate personalities are allowed out, your body may experience some… Effects. You’ll be fine if you're lying down, but you might accidentally hurt yourself if you sit up.”
I sighed. “Whatever. Just get this over with.”
She placed a hand on my chest and started saying something in a language I couldn't understand. Nothing magical seemed to be happening, at least from my perspective. I yawned, my hand was slapped away from my mouth.
That was when my body started tingling. My vision doubled, blurred, then finally, everything went dark...
9.
The dark enveloped me, and then that was replaced by the light. The two danced around and swapped places constantly, but in spite of this, the brightness of whatever room I was in never actually seemed to change.
The floor… Wasn't there. I walked along it, never once hearing footsteps, despite the fact that my heels should have been making a distinctive clicking sound. The place didn't seem to have any sort of air, though I wasn't having trouble breathing. The whole thing was creeping me out.
I kept walking, despite no obvious evidence that I was even moving. The place was just a giant nothing, for all I knew I was walking in place. I stopped to look around for a moment to get my bearings, but my bearings never really seemed to get got.
I decided to sit down. Either something would happen, or I’d bore myself to death not doing anything. If I were lucky, one of those alternate selves Dean talked about would show up at some point.
A shadow crossed over me. I looked up and saw… Well… Me. A girl that looked exactly like me, wearing a short sleeved shirt and a pair of blue jeans. She held out her hand for me to take, so I did. She pulled me to my feet and patted me down like I was dusty.
“There you go, good as new,” she said, a smile on her face.
“Who are… You?”
“Technically, you. My name’s Kenneth.”
“You’re the guy everybody keeps mistaking me for! Well, but you’re not a guy.”
She shook her head. “No, I’m not, and, well, this is complicated.”
“Actually, that Dean girl explained it, I’m… We’re split personalities, and you’re the dominant one, but I’m the one that took hold when your magical sorceress powers decided to come out, for some reason.”
She scratched at her head. “Well. That… No, I can't say that makes sense. I’m a sorceress?”
I nodded. “Yeah. And apparently your body changed because of it. I guess boys can't be sorceresses.”
She rolled her eyes. “That makes sense. Stupid as it was to hear out loud.” She walked around me, as if looking for something but not quite certain what. I looked around again, wondering if maybe I could actually find something if I actually knew I should be looking for something. Of course, that attempt failed horribly.
“What are you doing?” I asked.
“Looking for the way out.”
“How do you know there is one?”
She grabbed me by the shoulders. “Look, this is your mind, this is my mind, this is our mind. There is a way out, we’ve just gotta find it.”
10.
It took us five hours of searching before we finally found the way out. The girl, Kendra, looked completely out of it. I wondered what she’d been told in the real world to make her look so down.
I also wondered why she would be a split personality to me. Was there some part of me that wanted to be female? She seemed so very different from me, it almost made me wonder what her “life” had been like. Made me wonder if she still had a dad.
The more I thought about it, I wondered what would happen to her when we made it out of here. Would I be in control of our body? Would she? Would we merge somehow, and have the memories of both our lives? Would one of us just die off being pushed to the back of our mind? Would the other be a nagging voice at the back of the mind?
Did I really have the right to be in control of our body? Her life was just as real to her as mine was to me. I couldn’t take that away from her, it would be wrong. I wondered if there was something I could do to help her. If I was really the sorceress that I apparently was, maybe there was some way to give her her own body.
The exit before us looked an awful lot like that doorway made of light that I’d seen before I didn’t wake up. The doorway was about six times larger than any real door I’d ever seen, and yet I was certain only one of us would be able to go through it. I stepped toward it, but stopped.
“What’s the matter?” Kendra asked.
I turned to her. “What’ll happen to us?”
She shrugged. “I dunno. Dean didn’t tell me that.”
“What if one of us… Y’know… Dies?”
The color drained from her face. “If what they’re saying is true, I’m not real anyway. I can’t die, I’m just a part of you. You’re the real us, and I’m… The part of you born female, I guess.”
I stepped away from the door. “But if I’m really a sorceress, wouldn’t that make you the real one?”
She shrugged again. “I don’t know, okay? Maybe nothing will happen to either of us and we’ll both be okay when you step through that door, you’ll just be the dominant personality again. I’ll go find some cave in our mind to live in. But we’ll never know anything, our body will probably die, and then Mom and Amy and Gabby and everybody we know will watch it all happen if you don’t go through that door.”
I felt tears welling up in my eyes. She was actually willing to live with whatever consequences there were. I took a deep breath, then took a step toward the door.
Then a thought crossed my mind.
“Hey, while you were… Y’know, me, us, whatever, did you and Gabby do anything?” I asked.
She raised an eyebrow. “What? What are you talking about?”
I walked back over to her. “Well, Gabby and I kinda had sex the other day, and I was just - “
She cut me off. “I’m a girl, doofus, and so are you right now. There was nothing I could do with Gabby.”
“So what? I was a girl when we had sex.”
She shivered. “Ugh… I didn’t know that and I didn’t want to know that. I’m straight, you didn’t have to tell me you aren’t.”
I rolled my eyes at her. “Male brain, male urges, okay? Besides, Gabby’s gay, too.”
Shock spread across her face. “I didn’t know that either.”
That made sense. If Kendra wasn’t gay, Gabby would have had no reason to come out to her, since she didn’t come out to me until I was a girl.
I patted her on the shoulder and then turned back to the doorway. The light only grew brighter as I neared it. Then a warmth encased me, wrapped itself around me and spread inside me. The feeling was so strange and yet familiar at the same time.
And then for whatever reason, I had a song by Men At Work stuck in my head.
11.
The reason for the music in my head was revealed to be Mom listening to the 80s station on XM radio. I sat up and rubbed at my forehead. There was Amy, Gabby, Mom and someone I assumed was “that Dean girl”, though she was clearly just an androgynous guy in absurdly cute clothes. Definitely cute enough to be mistaken for a girl.
They were all looking at me with concerned looks on their faces, especially Gabby and Mom. I just looked around at all of them and prayed somebody else would say something first. When it became obvious that nobody was gonna talk, I just said, “Hi.” It surprised me for a second that my voice was still female, but, it probably shouldn’t have. If I’m gonna be a sorceress, I guess I’ve gotta have the anatomy to have the ‘ess’ on the end.
None of them said anything. I could tell they were all anxious, probably not even sure who they would be talking to. I couldn’t blame them. They’d just spent the better part of an afternoon with Kendra, and now I was back in control.
Mom was the first one to say anything. “Sweetie, are you… Kenny or Kendra?”
“Kenny,” I said. “Though I guess Kendra’s probably the more appropriate name, now. I’m not the girl that didn’t know she’d been a boy, though.”
Gabby breathed a sigh of relief. So did Dean. Amy just looked relieved, but neither she nor Mom sighed. “It’s about time you’re back,” Gabby said.
I pivoted on my bed, but didn’t get up. For some reason, I was exhausted now. Something told me it had something to do with the heels. “How long was Kendra here?” I asked.
“Not too long, just a little over a day.”
“A little over a day?”
Amy said, “Well, Dean and I had to get here.” She stepped closer. “It’s like a five hour drive and we couldn’t exactly make it in a night.”
“What did she do the whole time?”
Mom answered, “When we weren’t asking her questions, she took naps and watched TV.”
Dean stood up. “Okay, it looks like we’ve settled your personalities and put you back in control. Now I’ve just gotta text my mom and ask her what to do next.”
“Your mom?” I asked.
She looked confused, then smacked herself in the head. “Duh. The other one. My mom, the sorceress that turned Amy into Amy, fixed my life and helped you discover your feminine side. She’s our principal at school, and she adopted me after getting me away from my shitty old family.”
I realized for the first time that I was wearing a skirt and my panties were pretty plainly visible. I closed my legs instantly and probably turned red as a beet. “Um, so… Uh… Kendra said something about me being a sorceress?”
She nodded. “Yeah, my mom’s about eighty-five percent sure that something you did the other day when she let you experience femininity awakened latent magical power inside you, and then that power changed you to accommodate the fact that a sorceress’ magic physically needs a woman’s body to sustain it.”
Gabby said, “That seems kinda sexist, but if it keeps Ken as a girl, I’ll take it.”
Dean turned to her. “It’s actually a sad trade-off.” She turned back to me. “The magical power of a sorceress in a way replaces your reproductive system. Your body contains so much magic that you’re rendered infertile.”
“Completely?” I asked.
She nodded. “If there’s been a case of a sorceress having children, it’s never been recorded.”
I scooted across my bed back against my bedroom wall and hugged my knees to my chest. In the span of a day, I’d caused a split personality to come forth, be repressed again, become permanently female because of magic, and lost the ability to ever have children.
Tomorrow was going to be the hardest first day of my life ever.
12.
It turned out that the day wasn't that difficult, only because Gabby, Dean, Amy and I all went to a lake party. There was this weird moment where that Mikaela girl from Dr. Santos’s office suddenly lost her clothes, but other than that, it was pretty uneventful and fun.
Which only served to make me feel today, the first day of school, would be much harder.
The only bright side to all of this that I saw was that years of crossdressing had given me quite the wardrobe when I became stuck this way. Cleaning out most of my guy clothes had been relatively easy and painless, though I kept some shirts and a pair of pajamas. For sentimental and practical reasons.
I didn’t worry about makeup, even though Mom offered to let me use some. I didn’t think I was ready for that yet, despite being pretty good at putting it on. I stood in front of the bathroom mirror and took several deep breaths. I wasn’t sure if I was ready at all, but I knew I needed to be, regardless of how I felt.
Then again, I was an uber-powerful sorceress, did I really need to go to school?
“Hey, do I really need to go to school since I’m some super powered magic person?” I asked mom as she walked past the bathroom.
“Yes,” she said, bluntly.
I sighed. “Okay.”
“Just act natural, you’ll be fine.”
Fine. Fine she says I’ll be. The one thing I didn’t feel like was “fine”. I sighed again and took a brush through my hair. It wasn’t a mess, but it wasn’t exactly neat either. Stupid tangles.
I grabbed my bookbag and then the purse that Gabby was loaning me. I didn’t carry the purse, though, I just tossed it in my bookbag along with my binder and notebooks. Not every girl carried a purse openly, I had to remind myself. A part of me was trying too hard to go to school presenting myself as a Valley Girl. Probably the Kendra part of me I created. The smarter part of me just wanted the day to be over.
Gabby was waiting for me outside. She was smiling, which told me the outfit I’d picked out was just what she was asking for. A cami top and a pair of short shorts and some bright purple sandals. I was wearing a necklace that Mom had given me, a small heart pendant that nestled itself in my cleavage. In fact, the cleavage was clearly on Gabby’s mind, as her gaze drifted there.
“My eyes are up here,” I said, pointing to my face.
“No, you did not just say that,” she said through laughter.
“I never thought I’d have a reason to say that.”
The two of us giggled almost uncontrollably, but we managed to get ourselves back together before the bus got there. We made our way to the back, our usual spot, except that I usually too the seat across from her. This time, we took the same seat and her hand grasped mine almost instantly.
I moved her hand from mine and slipped it under my shirt. She had a look of surprise on her face when I slid her hand under my bra and positioned her fingers to pinch at my nipple. “Somebody wants fun,” she said, a playful smile on her face. “Good thing we've got plenty of cover back here.”
I pressed my lips to her’s and slid my tongue into her mouth. She moaned lightly, which made me moan. I put my hand up under her shirt and mentally smiled when I found she wasn't wearing a bra. I rolled her nipple between my fingers, causing her to bite my tongue on accident. I broke off the kiss, but then we got right back to it almost immediately.
13.
I stood in front of the principal, who was apparently a perverted old man, because he wouldn't look at my face, but my breasts instead. Annoying, but understandable. I’d stare at them if I wasn’t the one they were attached to. Hell, I stared at them in the mirror after my shower this morning.
“So, miss Brewster, you’ve moved here from Mississippi after your home was destroyed in a flood and your mother sent you to live with your aunt, and your transcripts were destroyed in the flood?”
I nodded. “It was a horrible flood.”
He rubbed at his chin. “It's not the best lie I’ve heard, but it's not a bad one.”
I was confused. “What?”
He leaned back in his chair. “You’re not the first person affected by magic to come into my school, Kenneth. I’ll approve Kendra’s transfer, the schedule we mailed you last week will still apply. Your teachers have been notified that Kenneth won’t be in class and that Kendra will. Just make sure there are no magical problems in my school, miss Brewster. Last year, I had to stop the gymnasium from being destroyed in a fight between a succubus and a magical girl, I don’t want a repeat of this situation, even if it did enlighten me to the existence of magic.”
I blinked, no doubt a look of astonishment on my face. “A succubus and a magical girl?”
He nodded. “Quite enlightening, but you need to get out now. Class starts in a few minutes.”
14.
I felt eyes were watching me, despite the fact that I was blending in with the crowd relatively well. Nobody was really looking at me, I just thought they all were. And, honestly, there were probably guys looking at me, though I had absolutely no interest in looking at them. Guys did nothing for me, which was in a way reassuring and slightly weird. Some part of me that I’d created was into guys, so why wasn’t I into guys at all?
I shouldn’t think of it, though. I had a great girlfriend, and I didn't want to screw that up by turning myself… I guess dating guys would be straight now. I didn't want to be straight, there.
I found my newest locker assignment, a row and a half away from last year’s. There were three people chatting nearby, a girl and two guys. I recognized the girl as… Mindy, I think her name was. Neither of the guys looked familiar, but one of them was wearing a letterman jacket, so I assumed he had gone here last year.
The guy not wearing the jacket was glancing over at me every few seconds. Even if I was into guys, he’d be nothing to look at. Scruffy dark hair, light stubble and didn't seem to want to look clean. But above all that, the way he looked at me was… Creepy, for lack of a better word. Something was off about him, I could tell.
“Hey,” a voice said. I recognized it and turned around to see Terry Hughes walking up to me. He couldn't have recognized me, could he?
“Hi?” I said, almost nervously.
“Ken, I recognize you.”
I raised an eyebrow. “How?”
“I’ve spent time around a succubus and a magical girl this past week, sorta been enlightening.”
“A succubus and a magical girl?”
He nodded. “Sorta been enlightening. But that's not important. So, what's up with you and why is it magic only seems to come to girls?”
I sighed. “I’m a sorceress apparently.”
“Ooh, sounds interesting. And which side of the attraction fence do you land on? I ask for the sake of Mindy, because she wants a girlfriend and finds you attractive.”
I laughed. “Not that I wouldn't be interested, but I’ve only got eyes for Gabby.”
He sighed. “Well, that explains why she wouldn't go for it.” He patted me on the shoulder. “Well, catch up with ya later, gotta get to class.”
I watched him walk away and giggled to myself. Succubi, magical girls and sorceresses all at one school. I wondered if I’d ever meet one of the other two. I wondered if they’d be hot.
15.
I set my food tray down beside Gabby’s. She smiled as I sat down and leaned over to give me a peck on the cheek. I put my arm around her and started feeding her some french fries. She returned the favor by plucking my burger apart and feeding it to me. If I’d known having a girlfriend would be this nice, I’d have done it before.
Then I noticed that guy from earlier. He was staring at us, specifically at me. I was getting even more creeped out than earlier, because at least he wasn't outright staring before. I tried to ignore him, but that was almost impossible
Thankfully, Gabby decided to talk. “What's up, beautiful?” she asked.
I shook my head. “Nothing. Just a weird feeling, that’s all.”
She smiled and kissed my lips gently. “That’s called being in love.”
I wrapped my arms around her, pressed my tits to hers. “And it’s a wonderful feeling.” I licked her lips and then took more of her mouth into mine. I couldn’t believe I’d gone years knowing her without knowing how good she tasted. It was something I didn’t want to go without ever again.
16.
I hated gym class when I was a guy, and being a girl didn't change that at all. Sure, I was in the girls locker room with a bunch of attractive girls, and we were all in different states of undress, but at the same time, the bitchiest girls seemed to be the ones in my class. I’d have to text Amy later and see if she had this problem.
Case in point was Casey Vasquez. I remembered a big thing with her last school year where she and her friends on the cheer squad had used the pool for a nude photo shoot thing in an attempt to make it big online. Her dad was the local District Attorney, so she and her friends got off without even a single charge, despite what they’d done.
She walked into the locker room, turned on a radio that apparently had been left there for her, and started singing very, very badly along with pop music that sounded like it came from the early 00’s. I swear I actually heard some Backstreet Boys mixed in there, and I mean vintage. After that, she walked past every girl on the cheer squad and gave them a pat on the back, a little hug, the girlfriendly kiss (not the romantic girlfriend kind). Everybody she didn’t want in her locker room, she scowled at.
I received one of the scowls.
I couldn’t figure out why. She’d never met “me”, she didn’t know who “I” was, I was just in the locker room changing from my regular clothes to my gym clothes. I tried my damnedest to ignore her, but that wasn’t easy.
Next to me was that Mikaela girl from the doctor’s office. I didn’t know she went to my school. She looked even more nervous to be changing in front of everybody than I was. I honestly wasn’t sure if I could entirely blame her, too. I was looking at her boobs the whole time feeling a mix of envy and lust because she was huge. D-cup at the smallest. That was the lust part talking. The envy part wondered if Gabby would like me with bigger boobs.
“God, does she need to be such a bitch?” Mikaela asked.
“Some people are just like that,” I said as I pulled my gym shirt over my head. “Especially sluts on the cheer squad.”
“Whaddya mean?”
“Rumor has it she slept with most of the football team last season.” I honestly was surprised that rumor came in handy. I’d heard it over the summer, but considering I was a guy then, I didn’t think I’d get a chance to be a gossip girl.
“That sounds impressive,” she said, almost as if she were wishing she’d done it. I think she realized what she’d said, because she immediately covered her mouth and said, “I didn’t mean that.”
“Whatever,” I said, coming off a little more flippant than I intended. She put her gym shirt on and my eyes nearly popped out of their sockets when I saw our school logo stretched across her tits. Good god, why was she that damn hot to me?
“You’re staring at the assets a little more than I’d like…” she said.
I looked away from her boobs and mentally scolded myself for looking at a girl that wasn’t Gabby. “Sorry, just… Y’know, I’ve been kinda a late bloomer.”
She rolled her eyes. “I wish I was a late bloomer.” I heard her mutter something under her breath, but I I couldn’t tell what it was supposed to be. Either way, I just grabbed a rubber band and tied my hair into a ponytail, then followed her and the rest of the girls out into the gym proper.
17.
By the time gym was over, I didn't think I could be so sweaty. The front of my shirt was practically glued to my sports bra, and my shorts were pretty much crawling into my ass. If not for my panties, they probably would be halfway in my ass.
Mikaela was probably just as sweaty as I was, and I’d noticed she did her best to stay away from the guys. I wondered why, but, I also could tell she was plenty self-conscious about people looking at her. Weird thing was all the guys sniffing around her. Cone to think of it, something about her did smell kinda… Enticing? Was that it? I couldn't tell, I just pushed it out of my mind. Gabby would kill me if she thought I was kissing another girl.
I was quite convinced the girls locker room had a better shower system until I actually got in there and discovered just how true that was. The water was warmer, the stream was finer, everything pointed to the girls locker room shower being 1000% better on the skin than the one in the boys locker room.
I was taking care of my hair when the curtain was pulled open and Casey Vasquez stood there, naked as can be and with a scowl on her face that almost implied she murdered pandas for fun. “What the fuck are you doing in my stall, whore?” she asked as if I’d stolen her kidney.
“It didn't have a name on it,” I answered.
“Everybody knows this is my stall. You must be a new girl, because otherwise you would know where your place on the pyramid is here. I’m on top, and you're somewhere on the bottom making sure I don't fall on my butt. If you're lucky, you’ll climb high enough to guard my panties from the perverts or the swim team. But you will never be on top.”
I folded my arms across my chest. “That mean girl shit may work on others, but don’t even think it’ll work on me. There are tougher girls out there than you. You wanna be a bitch, be a bitch, but I will not be pushed around by someone who can't even walk past a door without checking out her reflection.”
She stood there with her hands on her hips and an annoyed look on her face. She ran her tongue around her mouth, then said, “Whoever you think you are, you're not. You wanna get ahead in my school, you need to get behind me and know your place.” She pushed past me and shoved me out of the stall. “And just wait until you try for a boyfriend. I know all the boys in school, and none of them will date a girl I’ve blacklisted.”
I rolled my eyes and wrapped my towel around my chest. “Whatever,” I said. I was gonna have to ask Amy’s sorceress friend how cursing people worked. She'd be less of a bitch if she was forced to do something outrageously embarrassing. Heh. She fancied herself a gift to men, maybe she’d calm her shit if the guys saw her kissing a girl. Then she’d have trouble getting a boyfriend.
Mikaela was standing at the door out of the locker room, less sweaty, but still with that weird smell. “I would not have been able to do to that bitch what you just did.”
I shrugged. “I dealt with cunts like her at my old school, she’s no big deal.” Not an outright lie, but a minor bend to the truth. “I never told you my name. I’m Kendra.”
“Mikaela, but my boyfriend and my best friend call me Mike.”
“Ooh, boyfriend?” That made her nervousness around guys seem weird, unless she was just trying to make sure she wasn't tempted to cheat. She musta moved here during the summer if she had a boyfriend, because I thought she was an actual new student.
She smiled. “Yeah. Oh, there he is.”
“Hey, Mikey,” Terry Hughes said as he walked up and gave Mikaela a kiss. She wrapped her arms around him and kissed him back. When they finished, Terry looked at me. “Oh, hi, Ken.”
Mikaela asked, “You two know each other?”
Terry looked surprised. “Oh, yeah, this is Ken Brewster,” he said, motioning to me.
The wheels seemed to be turning in Mikaela’s head. “The guy from Dr. Santos’ office that kept staring at my boobs?”
I blushed. “Can I help it if you’ve got a great rack?”
She rolled her eyes. “Please, I get enough of that from Mindy. So, are you being possessed by a magic sex demon, too?”
“Magic… Sex demon?”
“Yeah, I’m sharing headspace with a succubus.”
Terry added. “And her sister’s a magical girl.”
That explained his comment from before, but it still confused the shit out of me. Succubi and magical girls were real? Then again, I was a sorceress, I guess anything was possible at this point.
“So, Kendra,” Mikaela said, “we should hang out sometime. Maybe bond over what it’s like to be girls who used to be boys.”
“Wait, you were a guy?!”
“Shhh! Keep it down! Yeah, I was, and like I said, we’ll have to bond over it sometime. Right now, since school’s officially over for the day, I wanna go have fun with my boyfriend.”
I smiled. “No problem. You two seem like a cute couple.” I waved. “See you later.”
18.
Gabby was in a good mood when I got onto the bus and sat beside her. She immediately unzipped my shorts and started fingering me. I payed her back by slipping my hand under her top and fondled her breasts. Her other hand went up to my head and she tangled her fingers in my hair. I brought my lips to hers and kissed her hard.
The bus ride was pretty much the two of us making the other one moan and trying to keep it down the whole way. We decided to get off at the stop by Gabby’s house, because she wanted to see my ass wiggle as we walked home. I obliged her, putting on a show I’d only seen in porn videos. She reciprocated by putting a $20 in my panties. I told her I wasn’t her stripper and gave it back to her, but kissed her nonetheless.
The walk home was slow, but peaceful. It was still hot, but the combination of wind and the outfit I was wearing kept me from sweating too much. I still felt the sweat trickling all down my body, but it was manageable for the distance I had to travel, then I’d be right back in air conditioning, probably sitting at my desk and writing. I’d probably text Amy later, ask her if that sorceress she knows could give me some pointers on magic. No point in being a really powerful magic user if I wasn’t gonna use it, right?
I spotted Mikaela getting dropped off by that boyfriend of hers. She waved, then walked into her house. I didn’t even realize we lived like two blocks away from one another. Amazing how much smaller this town feels now that I know there’s a shitton of magical people here. I still needed to ask what was up with all the magical girls and succubi that were apparently tearing up schools left and right.
Suddenly, that thought was shifted elsewhere. I could feel something off, something very off. It didn’t take me long to figure out why, either. He was twenty paces behind me, pretending like he wasn’t following me. That guy from school, the one that had been watching me. He had his bag slung over his shoulder and he was walking around like he didn't have a care in the world.
I sped up. I didn't want him catching up to me. He didn't try to match my speed, instead he just sauntered along like he was in control of the situation. Honestly, I couldn’t dispute that, because I didn’t know the situation. I started walking as fast as I could go without running.
I rounded a corner at a house that was just down the road from mine and came face to face with the guy. One second, he’s behind me, the next he’s in front of me and sniffing at somebody’s flower bed.
“You’re a hard girl to catch up to, Kendra,” he said. He turned to me and a smile spread across his face. “You’re pretty fast for someone who isn’t running.”
“Who the hell are you and how do you know my name?” I demanded.
That smile didn’t fade. “Sorry about that, I forgot we hadn’t actually been formally introduced. My name’s Lucian, and I know that you’re a sorceress.”
This is it. The end of this tale. It's taken me longer than it should have (I hit a massive roadblock in the form of writer's block), but it's here now, it's the final end. It's also technically become longer than novella length, but I don't really consider this a novel. Also, this chapter contains cameos of characters from a different story that hasn't been posted here yet. That story is up on TG Storytime, if you want to read it before I start bringing it here, the title is Don't Fear the Reaper.
Also, I just added a scene I had forgotten to write originally. It's the very last scene.
1.
We stood there for a long time, just staring at one another. Lucian with that smile of his and me with a very concerned look on my face. Or, well, what I assumed was a concerned look on my face. I couldn’t really see it. Either way, the two of us were staring at one another and it was disturbingly like one of those cliffhanger endings from anime where the protagonist and antagonist stare at one another.
I decided to break the silence. “What do you want?” I asked.
He didn’t answer right away, instead he just took a step closer to me.
I backed away. I wasn’t incapable of fighting, but even as a guy, I’d sorta been more of a runner. “Stay back,” I said, “I’m not very good at it, but I do know how to do some spells.” It was a lie, but he couldn’t possibly know that. Then again, he knew I was a sorceress.
“Your spells are exactly why I followed you. I’ve seen you around school for awhile now, and when I finally saw you today, in all your beauty as opposed to the guy you used to be, I knew now was the time.”
For awhile now? This guy’s known about me being a sorceress since before I knew I was a sorceress? “Time for what?” I asked.
He took another step closer, but I couldn’t move this time. I didn’t know what was keeping me trapped there, but it was almost like my feet were made of cement. “I have a little family problem that I’d like you to help me deal with. You see, my father’s incarcerated, and I’d like him out.”
I laughed. “You want me to use magical power to break somebody out of jail? Can’t you just hire some people to do that?”
He shook his head. “Not this prison. Not ordinary people. No, it may not surprise you to learn that there are magic prisons, used for only the most dangerous of people. One of them is my father, and only someone as powerful as you can help me.”
“And why should I?”
He put a hand on my shoulder and suddenly I felt insanely cold, almost ice cold. “Do you know how this world would react, Kendra - Kenneth - if they found out about people like you or I? People of magic? People like Mikaela? You’ve seen movies, societies rise against people they’re afraid of.” He took his hand off me and I felt the warmth return to my body. “Consider the idea of society rising against you as incentive to consider my offer.” He walked past me. “Have a good day, dear Kendra. I’ll speak with you tomorrow.”
I could finally move again, but I didn’t for a moment. I still felt somewhat cold, and that feeling didn’t want to go away. What the fuck did I just get myself into?
2.
“What’s up, baby?” Mom asked as I walked in the door. “You and Gabby didn’t break up, did you?”
“What? No, Mom, we’re fine. What?” was the best I could get out. I was still too freaked out by Lucian and his ultimatum. I couldn’t think straight and I still felt freezing cold. I was beginning to regret shorts and a cami top as wardrobe choices. Then again, outside it was like almost a hundred degrees. I was only cold because of that bastard Lucian.
I walked down the hall into my room and locked the door. I wanted to be alone, so that I could think. I set my bookbag down on the floor beside my desk and crashed on my bed. So now I was being threatened with the whole world knowing who and what I am if I didn’t break this dickhead’s dad out of jail.
I wondered why he’d target me specifically. He was clearly magic, and knew exactly what he wanted, why have me do it? And why couldn’t he go for some other magic person out there who would be more than willing to jump at the chance to break into a jail? There had to be a criminal out there who happened to have magic power.
I sat up and pulled myself against the wall. I couldn't think now. I needed to do something, talk to someone. Locking myself in my room was the wrong idea. I didn't even know who to talk to.
I grabbed my phone and texted Amy, Is that sorceress of yours busy?
Five minutes later, I received a reply of, She's on her way.
3.
The place I was asked to meet at was a little coffee house with exterior tables. Ms. Malski was sitting at a table already sipping from a cup of coffee. Nobody else was with her, but I didn’t feel any sort of anxiety. Almost completely the opposite of the meeting with Lucian.
I sat down across from her at the table and was given a cup of black coffee as a server walked past. “I hope you don't mind, I ordered for you while I was waiting,” Ms. Malski said.
I shook my head. “No problem.” I took a drink. “What did Amy tell you?”
She pulled out a small book and slid it across the table to me. “I can't say I’ve come across many magical beings in my lifetime, but my mother did. She left me this book. I don't know if this Lucian you met will be in it, though.”
I opened the book and found dozens of pictures of people with newspaper clippings beside them. Some had notes scrawled on them, like one of Marilyn Monroe with “Succubus?” or Ronald Reagan with a pair of devil horns drawn on his head (that one may just have been a joke). I went through page after page and didn't find anyone resembling Lucian. I did find a picture of that guy at the lake party doing the poker game Mikaela lost her clothes at.
“I just saw that guy yesterday,” I said, pointing to his picture. The newspaper clipping was dated August 19th, 1938.
“Loki. One of the few I have had the pleasure of meeting. He's not so bad after you get past the tricks, but his brother is an absolute horndog.”
I looked up from the book. “Thor?! Like, the Norse God, Thor?”
She sighed. “He’s less a God and more an animal when his pants are down. Not one of my interesting boyfriends, that much I’ll say.” She took another sip. “Is he in there?”
I shook my head. “Not from what I can see.” I slid the book back across to her. “If I describe how he made me feel, will that narrow it down?”
She shook her head. “Not really. Most of my mother’s notes weren’t actually meeting the people, but more by reputation.” She slipped the book back into her purse. “What was his demand, exactly?”
I slumped down in my chair. “He wants me to free his father from a magic jail.”
“And that’s all he told you?”
I nodded. “That’s it. His father’s in some sort of magic jail that somehow he can’t free him from and he needs me to do it.” I took a sip from my cup. “And seeing as I don’t know how to do any actual spells that aren’t me creating an accidental persona, I don’t see that happening, and then I’m a very public sorceress.”
She tilted her cup toward me. “That you don’t have to worry about. I can put in a call to Loki and get him to fudge with reality a little. It’s not like it’s the first time he’s done it and ordinary people are none the wiser.”
That eased my mind a little, but if that guy knew about me, he had to know about somebody who could warp the fabric of reality. He probably had a contingency plan specifically for Norse Gods.
I pulled myself up and sat straight. “What about… Spells? That kind of thing? Shouldn’t I know some? Like maybe how to kick this guy’s ass the next time I see him?”
Ms. Malski nodded. “I knew that would come up, and took the liberty of having Dean deliver a sort of starter kit that I found among my mother’s things recently. Dean’s been progressing nicely herself, so I decided to hold onto it in case Amanda or Melanie developed any sort of prowess. It’ll be at your house when you return.”
“What exactly comes in it?”
“Spells, ingredients for potion mixing, honestly you can find a lot of information if you just read a Harry Potter book. JK Rowling must have been a sorceress herself.” She took a sip of her coffee. “It shouldn’t take you too long to acclimated to the process. I learned it on my own, since my mother died shortly after I was born, and I’ve been doing well. Dean’s come along quite well, though she’s not a sorceress.”
“Wait, she’s not? But you sent her to help me that day.”
She nodded. “I did. I should correct my statement, Dean’s not yet a sorceress.” She snapped her fingers and suddenly we were in a classroom, me behind a desk and her at the chalkboard. I was damned certain I wanted to practice this one first. She drew male and female restroom symbols and wrote Dean’s name down under both of them. “Much like you, Dean was born male but with a vast amount of sorceress power within her. It’s possible that something similar to you would have happened to her, but it’s also possible that her power would have simply remained within her body and never left the magical plane.”
“Magical plane?”
She drew four lines on the side of the board. “There are a few of them, and I don’t know all of them. One is dedicated solely to sorceresses and sorcerers.” She turned back to me. “And yes, there is a distinction between sorceress and sorcerer magic, that’s why you couldn’t just remain male and be a sorcerer.” She turned back to the board. “One is for succubi, and one is for magical girls.”
I raised my hand like this was a real classroom. “Can I get some clarification on the succubi/magical girl thing? Apparently they nearly trashed my school last year.”
She shook her head. “All I know is from my mother’s book, and she only knew one magical girl. Now, there’s a difference between all this magic, one main difference is where the magic is stored.” She drew a circle around the female restroom symbol. “Though there is a magical plane dedicated to sorceresses, our power is stored in our bodies. This is what causes us to be infertile, because our bodies can handle the strain of the magic, but it still causes damage.”
“What happens to sorcerers?”
“Sorcerers suffer much the same fate, they become sterile.” She pointed to the magical girl line. “Magical girls don’t actually connect to their magic, and it’s far more limited than ours. Their magic is pretty much cemented on fighting the succubi.” She pointed to the succubi line. “That leads us to the succubi, who somewhat store their magic in their bodies, but as succubi have no physical bodies and need to take hosts, they suffer no ill effects. Their magic is also concentrated almost completely on sex.”
I stood up and walked over to the chalkboard. “Okay, so back to Dean, how is she a sorceress now when her body is still technically male?”
“I was just getting to that. It’s her magical aura.”
“Aura?”
“Yes. Every magical being has an aura. This aura is connected to our magic, and also to our gender. Someone with a male aura, for instance, can’t use sorceress or magical girl magic.” She drew a line going from Dean under the male symbol and Dean under the female symbol. “When Dean confronted herself about what she wanted, her aura changed to female, even though her body didn’t.”
“So the aura isn’t tied to the gender so much as it has its own and the magic is tied to that?”
“That’s a way of looking at it, yes.” She erased the board. “Now, did any of this help you figure out what this Lucian might be?”
I sighed. “I dunno. He doesn’t just seem to be a sorcerer, or like his aura is out of sync with his gender. He just makes me feel cold around him.”
Ms. Malski snapped her fingers and brought us back to the coffee house. “Well, hopefully that little crash course gets you closer to understanding how to use your own magic power when the time comes.”
I stood up. “Honestly, I’m hoping the time never comes.”
She nodded. “I understand, but if Lucian is serious about his threat, you may have to do something about him sooner rather than later.”
I took one last gulp of the (surprisingly) still hot coffee. “I know.”
4.
It was dark by the time I got home. I collapsed on the couch next to Mom for some crappy reality TV (The Voice or something, I wasn't paying attention). She microwaved a bowl of popcorn and we mowed down on that through another hour of something.
I finally got up and went to my room to sleep at 11:40, finding probably a dozen messages from Gabby on my phone. That magic starter kit Ms. Malski mentioned was sitting on my desk. It was a cardboard box with some spell books and a smaller box of potion ingredients inside it. I took out one of the spell books.
I flipped to a random page and picked out what looked like the easiest spell to pronounce. “Alakatha… Alakathabaventu…” Okay, easiest was the wrong thing to say. I closed the book and set it down on my desk only to turn around and find a blow up clown behind me. Something told me I was saying it all wrong.
I deflated the clown, stuffed it in my closet and changed into a nightie. I was barely awake and super distracted, I shouldn't be trying magic in this state.
I crawled into my bed, pulled the covers over me and felt the comforting embrace of sleep take hold of me. Hopefully I’d wake up tomorrow and find Lucian was just a bad dream.
5.
A hand pulled my blanket off of me. I nearly wet the bed when I saw Lucian standing over me. He pulled me out of bed and threw me at my desk. “Trying to get help, Kenneth?” he asked. “Wrong idea!”
Flames kicked up around him, burning the posters on my wall and going straight through to the wallpaper. The flames split my bed in two, and then came together into his hand, forming what looked like a fire whip. “Now, young lady, get ready for your lashes.”
“Get the fuck away from me!” I shouted.
“I warned you, Kenneth.” He flicked the whip against the wall, tearing a hole in the room. I didn't see the hallway outside, just a blinding white light. “I warned you, and now this is going to cost you.” He flicked the whip out again, this time wrapping it around my wrist. “You’ll learn and then you’ll do what I want.”
I spat at him. “Go fuck yourself.”
He was on me in a second, his hand around my neck. He… Was trying to kiss me?! He brought his lips to mine and pressed them against me. I kept my mouth shut so as not to accidentally invite his tongue inside, but he tried to force his way in anyway.
I tried to knee him anywhere, but I couldn't get a good angle. I tried to bring my free hand up and punch him, but he grabbed it and forced it down. What the hell was his aim here? Did he want to kill me or fuck me?!
I tried my hardest to concentrate, to push him off of me, but it wasn't working. I could barely move, could barely breathe thanks to the hand around my neck. I was starting to lose consciousness.
That was when I started to feel something. Something welling up inside me. I balled my hands into fists and felt the whip around my wrist start to melt away. He moved his hands away from me then backed away. I wanted to rip his face off now that my hands were free.
That was when I realized I didn't need to. I was pushing him away without touching him. His face was twisted in pain and his eyes were red as dried blood. He tried his best to snarl at me, but he couldn't. Instead, he just turned into some sort of winged creature and zipped out the window. I heard him screaming the whole time.
I let my arms drop to my sides and collapsed onto the floor. Whatever I’d just done exhausted me. I crawled along the floor and pulled myself back into my bed. At about that time, the room started to morph, to return to normal. I was back under my blanket and the world was right again.
Had that whole thing happened in my mind?
As if to prove it to me, Mom opened the door and said, “Sweetie, keep it down, I’ve got work in the morning.”
6.
I wanted to stay away from school. Lucian would be there and I wanted to avoid him in every way possible. Whatever that dream… Thing… Was, I didn’t want to experience it again. The only problem was that I couldn’t stay home. Mom would get a phone call at work if I wasn’t at school, and seeing as the principal knew I was magic, he wouldn’t take any kind excuse for tardiness, so despite my feelings on the matter, I needed to go to school.
Gabby was waiting for me outside the house. I was plenty pleased about her outfit, a bright orange top that clung to her like a second skin and a pair of shorts that looked painted on. Her eyes brightened up when I walked outside, which put me a little at ease. I gave her a kiss and a brief fondle before the bus arrived.
Luckily, Lucian wasn't on the bus, so hopefully he didn't live anywhere near us. I was hoping that my worry over him wouldn't overtake most of my day. The make-out session on the bus wasn’t making me as wet as I wanted it to thanks to that bastard.
“What's up?” Gabby asked, taking her hand out of my panties.
I sighed. “Just… A lot.”
“Hey, tell me. Is it something about yesterday?”
I nodded. “Yeah, this guy named Lucian. He knows… Everything, and he wants to out me as a sorceress if I don't do what he says. Amy’s sorceress friend said that was no big deal, reality warping could just fix that, but I’m still… Nervous, y’know?”
She had a look on her face that said I’d just spoken every one of those words at the same time. “Whoa,” she said. “I never knew dating a sorceress would be this cool.”
I rolled my eyes. “There was nothing cool about when he tried to come after me in a weird psychic dimension.”
“What did he try to do.”
“Kiss me. Force himself on me. Mind rape me, I guess.”
“Holy shit, you're going to point his guy out to me so that I can beat the shit out of him as soon as we get to school.”
I sighed. “Assuming that’ll even do anything.” I snuggled up against her. “It’s so sweet and dom of you to offer to protect lil’ ol’ me.”
She pressed her finger to my lips. “Shush. Just get in the mood.”
7.
Whenever I noticed Mikaela, she seemed kind of odd. I considered asking her what was up, but I also wanted to keep my guard up in case Lucian just appeared out of nowhere. If not for his ability to send me into a magic dimension, I’d consider myself safe, but even being in public wasn't a security mechanism.
I walked into class and sat down next to Terry, who was busy writing something. Probably some kind of love letter to Mikaela, or something corny like that. It was kinda funny how cliche a couple they seemed to be considering one was a guy possessed by a succubus.
“You look stressed,” he said. “Some sorta magic thing?”
I nodded. “Yeah.”
He laughed. “Sounds like a pain in the ass.”
“Does Mikaela havta deal with this sorta stuff?” I asked.
He shook his head. “Not really. I mean, there's a succubi/magical girl war going down that she's gotta avoid, but that hasn't been a problem yet.”
I blinked. “Okay, one of these days, I’mma need to know what the fuck’s going on with succubi and magical girls.”
He smirked. “I’m sorta in the middle of it and I don’t know exactly what's going on there.”
The rest of the class filed into the classroom and took their seats. The teacher walked in but something… Strange, seemed to float around her. She didn’t go through her normal routine, she just walked in and got started with a lesson that didn’t seem to carry on from yesterday.
And then there was the fact that she was quite often focusing on me.
I knew something had to be wrong about that, but the only thing I could think of was Lucian possessing her, or shapeshifting, or something, and neither of those explanations seemed right. Ms. Bailey was clearly still Ms. Bailey, but there was something off about her.
I made up my mind right then and there: After class, I was going Lucian hunting.
8.
I couldn't find him at all. I talked to the people I’d seen him with yesterday, they hadn’t seen him. I talked to his first period teacher, he didn't know where the dick was. I even talked to a girl his friends said was stalking him, she said he hadn't left his house that morning at all. Apparently, simply hadn't come to school.
But I did get his home address.
I slipped a note in Gabby’s locker not to wait up for me after school, then snuck out between classes. Thanks to the principal transferring my grades over from Kenneth to Kendra, I was already doing well grade-wise, so I didn’t have to worry about anything there. Honestly, this was the first time I’d ever skipped school, and it was the second day of the school year.
The address was a good mile and a half away from the school. I recognized the area because it was where Amy and her family used to live before they moved upstate. It was a nice neighborhood, which didn't surprise me since Lucian didn't look like he lived in a dirthole neighborhood.
His house was dark red, which clashed with the plain blues, greens and whites of all the other houses nearby. His yard was full of shrubs and flower gardens. If not for having fought him magically, I’d assume he was the most normal person on the planet. Then again, maybe the yard was his mom’s domain. Assuming he had a mom.
I walked up onto the porch and knocked on the door, but no one opened it. I reached for the doorknob, turned it, giant sarcastic surprise that it was unlocked. I opened the door and walked inside.
The lights were all off. I was starting to wish I’d brought a flashlight. I felt my way from the door to what I thought might have been a countertop. There was nothing on the countertop, so I didn't knock anything down, thank God.
From the countertop, I felt my way to what I knew for certain was the stair railing. I managed to climb the stairs without incident and found myself on the slightly better lit second floor. There was light coming from a single open door, but it didn’t look like either a lamp or sunlight. I was worried I was actually about to find Lucian, now.
I walked over to that one open door and peered inside. Lucian was there, alright, sitting in a pentagram carved into the floor. He was sitting cross-legged, his hands held out, palm upward, his eyes closed. Meditating was the best way to describe it, honestly. His mouth was moving, but I couldn’t hear what he was saying.
Looking at him in front of me, I finally asked myself what the hell I’d even do now. I was alone in a room with a man who actually knew how to use magic, whereas I was powerful and didn’t know what the hell I was doing at all. What the fuck was wrong with me and why had I even done this?
And then Lucian smiled. “I’ve been expecting you.”
9.
He still didn't open his eyes. He didn't stand up. He didn't even shift his posture in any way. It was actually disturbing. I would have run, if not for that damned feeling of being stuck.
So I stood there, unmoving, completely scared out of my fucking mind. I was a damn moron for letting myself get into this situation, I should have just stayed at school. If I ended up dead, it would be because I was goddam stupid.
Finally, he opened his eyes. “Sorry about the mess downstairs. Haven't really spent time here since I was a kid.” He stood up. “My mom died when I was little, which was what drive me out of the house. Drove me to look for my dad.”
“Do I really need to know any of this?” I asked.
He nodded. “Full disclosure, a helpful part of any sort of deal, like the one we’re about to make where you say you’ll free my dad from his prison.”
“I won't. I don't know or care who your dad is, if he's in a magic prison, he's there for a reason.”
He smiled wider. “Dad didn't meet me until a couple years ago. My mom was a one night stand for him, but she knew who - and more importantly what - he was. When he did meet me, he was ashamed of me because I was half-breed scum to him. When I found out he was in prison, I made up my mind how exactly I’d prove myself to him.”
I laughed. “You mean all this is just an effort to get daddy to love you?” I would have doubled over if not for the You-Can’t-Move thing. “That’s pathetic.”
He grabbed my chin. “When your father is the King of Darkness, you do what you can to get him to love you.”
I managed to move for a second. His magic hold on me must have been based on concentration, and me insulting him broke it for just that little moment. Regardless, I asked, “Whaddya mean?”
He let go of me. “A little over six months ago, my dad was put in a prison by a girl much like you, much powerful magic. She wasn't a sorceress, in fact, I don't know what she was. Don’t know who she was, either, all I know is that she’s one of the only people who could do it, and you’re one of the only ones who can reverse it.” He grabbed my arm and squeezed. It wasn’t painful, it was sort of gentle, like he was actually considering asking me politely or something. “That’s why I need you.”
“Who is your dad?”
He let go of my arm. “Did ‘King of Darkness’ say nothing to you? My father is Satan himself.”
10.
He sat down on a chair I hadn't noticed earlier, but that didn't mean anything. He looked like he hadn’t just dropped a crazy bomb on my lap. How the hell had he just said that with a straight face?!
I still couldn't move, but that was the least of my worries. If what he was saying was true, then he wanted me to free the Devil from a magic prison that apparently some girl like me put him in. Whoever this girl was, I now had an immense amount of respect for her.
If Lucian thought that telling me his dad was Satan would make me want to help him more, he was a goddamn idiot.
“Y’see, magic prisons are unique,” he said, “one person is the lock, another is the key, and the key is chosen at random. It took me some time to figure out who they key was to my dad’s prison, but once you changed, it became clear as day.” He leaned forward in his chair. “And lucky us, we don’t need to know who the lock is.”
I shook my head. “I won’t help you. You reveal who I am, there’s a reality warper who can just erase that knowledge from people’s heads.”
He was still smiling, that bastard. “Reality warpers are so… Inefficient. Changes to reality always leave lingering memories, making it easier and easier to get people to believe each time they have to re-learn the information.” He snapped his fingers and the room changed completely from a chaotic mess with a pentagram on the floor to a clean room with a pristine floor. “Besides, I’ve got some experience with reality myself.”
Of course he did… “I won’t help you. If your dad really is Satan - assuming I even believe that - I’m not helping you let him out.”
He stood up and walked over to me. “I don't think you understand, sweetheart, there are no choices here. I will use you to free my father. You’re the key, and the key exists to be used.”
“Go fuck yourself!” Either he’d decided to let me move, or my shouting at him surprised him. Or, hell, maybe it was me, what with all that magic inside me and such. Either way, I could move and I was happy about it. “You won’t be using me for anything!”
And then fire spat from my hand.
Judging by the look of sheer surprise on his face, I could tell that one came from me. I tried to create the stream of fire a second time, and surprisingly managed it, just by thinking fire. I wondered if most magic was this easy.
Just about when I was beginning to get the hang of controlling the fire stream, it ran out entirely, and I suddenly felt exhausted. I collapsed on the floor and crawled slowly away from the door. Maybe causing a fire wasn’t the best idea. Smoke started to spill into the hallway.
That belief increased two-fold when the fire spread out of Lucian’s bedroom into the hallway. I tried to get to my feet, but fell down again. I couldn’t see Lucian, and hopefully I never did again, but my first priority was getting the fuck out of that house. I couldn’t stand, so I crawled for the stairs. The room beside the bedroom burst into flame as well, I could tell from the gap under the door. The smoke was starting to get worse.
I managed to make it to the stairs, then rolled my way down them. Hitting every step on the way down wasn’t something I enjoyed, but it got me away from the smoke and the fire. I tried to stand again, but the weakness combined with the pain of falling down the stairs made that pretty much impossible. I needed to crawl again. The door was just across the room, straight ahead, I didn’t need to crawl far.
I finally realized what Lucian had meant about the mess. I hadn’t seen it when I came in, but there were shittons of toys all over the floor, like a kid had been playing there and just left everything. He’d also said that he hadn’t been here since he was little. Maybe these were his toys.
About halfway between the stairs and the door I crawled up to… A boot. And beside that was another boot. I reached up and found pant legs. I could barely see, thanks to the smoke spilling downstairs, but I could tell there was someone in front of me. With my luck, it’d be Lucian.
Then the lights came on and I saw a guy in his 30s wearing a red shirt and black pants with suspenders. His hands were in his pockets and he looked very bored. His hair was parted on the left, and his eyes were almost pure steel.
“Well,” he said, “what have we here?”
He reached down and lifted me to my feet, patted the dust and ash off of me, then moved me to the side. He kicked toys out of his way and walked upstairs like a man on a mission. He reminded me of someone, but I couldn’t think of who.
The smoke in the house began to… Move backwards, almost sucking itself back upstairs to the second floor. It didn’t take long for the light from the fire to die down, too. What the hell? I almost wanted to go up there and find out what the hell was happening, but then I realized that Lucian might still be up there, so I stayed where I was.
About five minutes and a lot of doors being kicked in later, the guy in the red shirt came back down the stairs, and he didn’t look happy at all. “Where’s Lucian?”
“I… Um…”
“Don’t get any ideas here,” he said as he walked closer, “now, I’m gonna ask you again, and I’d like a straight answer. Where… Is… Lucian?”
“Idon’tknow,” I said, compounding all three words into one somehow. I didn’t know I could even talk that fast.
He rubbed the bridge of his nose and then sat down on the stairs. “You don’t know. At all?” I shook my head. “Well then. I reckon that puts him at a pretty good advantage, and me at a right nice disadvantage.”
I rubbed at my arm. “Ooooooooooooookay…”
He stood up. “What was your business here, anyway?”
I looked down at the floor. “He was threatening me, so I came to stop him.”
“Threatening? Are you his father’s key?”
I nodded. “That’s what he said.”
He looked like he was about to punch the wall. “That just isn’t good. I’ll have to tell the Boss about this.” He walked over to me and grabbed me by the arm. “You need to come with me, little lady.”
“Uh… Why?”
“What? Did you just ask me ‘why’?”
I nodded.
“Do you even understand what’s going on here? You know who Lucian is, right?”
I nodded again.
“Then ‘why’ shouldn’t even be a question, you need to be kept safe.” He pulled me out of the house, where a small crowd was starting to gather. And a fire truck was rolling up. “Well, that was unexpected.” He pulled me back inside and shut the door. “I guess we’ll just go upstairs from here.”
“Um… Upstairs?”
He closed his eyes. “Get ready, little lady, you’re about to see somethin’ lotsa people don’t get to see until the end.”
Now I was starting to get confused. “What?”
He smiled, and then all I saw was white.
11.
When I could finally see again, the house we’d been standing in was replaced by something that looked insanely like an office building. People were coming to and fro, carrying papers or answering phones, all of them dressed… Well, a lot of them were wearing robes, some of them street clothes. There was a really, really weird mix of styles.
The guy that brought me here walked over to what looked like a reception desk and talk to a woman sitting there. I just stood exactly where I was and took the whole thing in. I was “upstairs”, whatever that meant. Nothing about this seemed to make any sort of sense. I never felt the need to go home more than I did now.
A British voice asked, “What the bloody hell are you doing here, human?” I spun around and saw somebody who looked somewhere between one and five years older than me, wearing a robe, arms folded over his chest. He didn’t look happy in any way.
“Um…” I stammered out, “hu-he… Brought me here…” I pointed to the guy in the red shirt.
The Brit rolled his eyes. “That sod’s always bringing humans up here.” He came closer to me and poked me between my breasts. “Don’t go where you’re not allowed, and for the love of the Boss, don’t cause any problems.”
“Hadraniel!” a woman’s voice called from somewhere. I looked in the direction he looked and saw a freakishly tall woman with horns poking out of her head. She was smiling and waving him over. “She’s here!”
The Brit sighed. “Of fucking course.” He took a flask out from under his robe and took a long gulp of whatever was in it. “Whatever Jubril brought you here for, it had better be something important.” After that, he walked over to the horned woman, then they left.
If I understood what had just happened, I might not have been so freaked out.
Red Shirt walked back over to me and put his hand on my shoulder. “Alright, little lady, since you came into contact with Lucian, you’ve gotta meet the Boss.”
“The boss?”
He shook his head. “Big ‘B’, darlin’.”
12.
The man known as “the Boss” was a tall, bald man with a single earring who would likely be mistaken for Mr. Clean anywhere he went. He was sitting behind a very large, ornate desk with a bobblehead bulldog on one corner and a mug that read “World’s Best God” just to the side of it. He was going through a good deal of papers.
“Gabe, you know much about that new Pestilence we’re swearing in later?” he asked as Red Shirt and I walked into the room.
Red Shirt shut the door behind us. “More to worry ‘bout, Boss. Lucian’s got his sights set on his daddy.”
Mr. the Boss Clean looked up from the papers. “Lucian… Who?”
“Lu…” Red Shirt looked annoyed and surprised at the same time. “Your nephew, Satan’s bastard kid.”
The Boss let his pen drop from his hand. “Oh! Him. Which one was he again?”
“The one who actually has power.”
The wheels seemed to finally turn in the Boss’s mind. “I remember him, now. The short one. How’d he find out?”
Red Shirt shook his head. “I dunno. Don’t much make sense, since Satan’s locked up in Mobil Avenue next to the reaper’s office.”
The Boss pointed to me. “And what’s this sorceress doing here?”
Red Shirt answered before I could open my mouth. “She’s Satan’s key.”
The Boss sighed. “Dammit.” He slumped in his chair. “Tell me, young lady, did he explain any of this to you?”
I gulped. Time to talk, I guess. “He, um, told me all about him being Satan’s son, and me being the key and all that, but I’d just like to know why me? I only just learned I was a sorceress a few days ago, I didn't even know magic existed until a week ago, why is all of this revolving around me?!” Almost every word of that came out at the same time. I was clearly still nervous as fuck.
The Boss’s eyes flicked over to Red Shirt for a second, then back at me. “How did he find you?”
I shook my head. “I dunno.”
He sighed, then sat straight. “Great.” He turned to Red Shirt. “This isn’t an annoyance.” He turned back to me. “So, miss… Kendra Brewster… How much magic do you actually know?”
“Really none. I’ve kinda just made reactions happen so far.”
He opened a drawer on his desk and pulled something out, then tossed it to Red Shirt. “You were given a starter kit?”
I nodded.
“Good. You probably need a translation guide, otherwise all that book amounts to is gibberish until you’ve taught yourself enough.”
I stepped forward and was handed the book. “Wait,” I said, “can't I just hang out here until somebody stops him?”
Red Shirt shook his head. “Lucian was born magic, but his power isn’t demonic. The fact that he can use you to unlock his father’s cell means he can travel to and from Heaven at any time.”
“Um… Heaven?”
The Boss looked at Red Shirt. “You didn’t tell her where she was?”
Red Shirt shrugged. “Didn’t get much chance.”
The Boss leaned forward in his chair. “Miss Brewster, you’re in Heaven right now. Gabe, here, and Hadraniel, the young man you met in the lobby, are angels.”
“Suh… Suh… So you’re…”
He leaned back in his seat and propped his feet up on the desk. “As a matter of fact, yes.”
13.
I stood outside my house and sighed. No cops, no Lucian, no nothing except a very peaceful neighborhood. Maybe after I set fire to his house, Lucian had run off and skipped town. Maybe he wouldn’t be back to try and use me to free his father, the goddamned Devil, from his magical jail cell.
Maybe pigs would spontaneously grow gills, nest in trees and sing “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” every time somebody walked past.
Red Shirt - Jubril, apparently his name was; I wasn’t sure how God got “Gabe” out of that - patted me on the back. “If he’s lurkin’ ‘round here, I’ll know. I can't hide from him, but he can't from me, either.”
I nodded. “Right. Do safe.”
He shook his head. “I didn't say that. He's the Boss’s nephew, he's stronger than any angel.”
I scratched my neck. “So, my cousin’s friend explained the magic hierarchy as far as sorceresses, succubi and magical girls, so where do angels and whatever the hell Lucian is fit in?”
He adjusted his sleeves. “It’s a mite complicated, but after I go through your house, I’ll give ya a rundown.” He took a step forward, then turned to face me again. “Probably best you go in first, tell your mom what’s goin’ on.”
I rolled my eyes. He wasn’t wrong, but just the idea that he hadn’t considered that when he was a fucking angel was a little silly. From what I’d seen, angels weren’t that much different from humans. They didn’t even seem to have wings.
I walked into the house ahead of Jubril and found mom lounging on the couch like everything was normal. Then again, I was home two hours before school let out, so for her, everything was normal until I walked into the house. She looked up from her iPad. “Hey, baby, what’s the matter? How come you’re home early?”
I took a deep breath. “Mom, somebody has to check the house.”
She set her iPad down on the coffee table. “What’s going on?”
I was ready to cringe. “If I told you I’m a magic key to unlock a prison containing Satan and an angel needs to look the house over to make sure Satan’s bastard son isn’t here, would you believe me?”
She sighed. “If you’d said that last week, no. Now, it seems like this is par for the course.”
I couldn't deny that. One visit from my cousin and suddenly I wasn't just crossdressing anymore and now fucking angels were involved. Upside down didn't seem to begin to explain how my life had been turned.
A minute or so later, Jubril walked into the room and looked around at everything. “Well, he ain’t here,” he said, almost as if he wasn’t sure what to tell us. “Nice place, though. Homey feel to it.”
I sighed. “Mom, this is Jubril, he’s… He’s the angel I was talking about.”
She looked him over, focusing on his relatively muscular chest, I noticed. “Not what I expected from an angel.”
He smiled. “I get that a lot, ma’am. I hope ya don’t mind me staying the night to make sure your little girl’s safe.”
Mom shook her head. “Of course not. But first, I want to know how serious this is.”
He took a step toward her and put his hand on her shoulder. “Ma’am, I can't promise anything. This boy that's after your daughter is immensely powerful, has magic that’s difficult to counter and will stop at nothing to use your daughter in a misguided attempt at gaining his daddy’s love. If he ain't the most powerful magic user in town, I’m Little Bo Peep.”
Well, if that didn’t freak the fuck out of me, nothing did. “Is there a good outcome to this?”
He shrugged. “Don’t much know, little lady.”
I audibly gulped. I couldn't believe my life had gone this way.
14.
I lied on my bed and held both the starter kit book and the translation guide in my hands, my eyes flicking back and forth between them. Luckily, the translation guide was arranged by spell, so I didn't need to go back and forth between pages to figure out one spell. The pronunciations were the hardest part, but I had quickly figured out that I didn't need to actually say a spell, I could think it and still achieve the same effect. It was easier to pronounce something in my head than it was with my mouth.
Regardless, I was still trying. “Duh… Deh… Delens…” I said. My eyes couldn't believe themselves when my ceiling evaporated right before me. “Shit!” I squealed. I sat upright and flipped through the books to find some kind of undo spell or something.
“Solve Fasciculos,” Jubril said, and the ceiling suddenly returned to normal. He was standing in the doorway, arms folded across his chest. “Not bad, though. Most people I’ve seen accidentally use that end up making mountains disappear.” He laughed. “You probably didn't know there was a mountain range between the US and Mexico.”
I rolled my eyes. “Whatever.” I fell back on my bed. “Hey,” I said as I sat back up again, “is there any way to... Like... change who the key is?”
Jubril shrugged. “If you kicked the bucket, the key would pick another random person.” He walked over to me and squeezed my shoulder. “I think your mom would be a little salty 'bout that.” With that, he left my room and I was once again alone.
I sighed and laid flat on my back again. I poked through the books, looking for spells I thought might help for when Lucian showed up again. There wasn't anything directly offensive from what I could see, but at least I could probably manage to hurt him with something. Better that than nothing, or relying on those weird feedback attacks I’d done so far.
I found one that looked… Interesting. I couldn't quite pronounce it, but it looked… A lot like ‘quiet’. Maybe it was as simple as that? I tried to pronounce it in my mind, but I didn’t exactly get anywhere. This damn spell thing was harder than I thought it should be.
I flipped through the pages and ended up on something that looked like it could be fun for knocking down that bitch Casey a peg or six. A spell to make someone act the exact opposite of what they are. Whatever ‘exact opposite’ was for Casey, I figured it would at least be entertaining to screw with her. Maybe she’d either be just nicer or a thousand percent butch.
“What are you doing?” Gabby asked. I hadn't even heard her walk in. “And how come you disappeared at school?”
I sat up again. “Had to deal with that Lucian guy. It… Didn't go in my favor so much.”
She sat down beside me and put her arms around me. “You okay?”
I nodded. “I’m better than I was earlier.”
She kissed me on the cheek. “Good. Now let's have a little fun before dinner.”
I rolled my eyes. “You’re a horrible influence on me.”
15.
“Mr. Jubril, are you sure you don't want any?” Mom asked as she set down the pot of spaghetti on the table. Mom seemed to be getting awfully interested in Jubril. Then again, Dad had been a while ago, so I guess maybe she did want some companionship. The fact that it was an angel that she was semi-flirting with was kinda odd.
He shook his head. “I’m fine, ma’am. Not much I need.”
Gabby leaned close to me. “Who’s he again?” she whispered, jerking her thumb toward him.
“I’m not joking, he’s an angel.”
She looked like she was about to burst into laughter. “What?”
“Legitimate angel. Granted, I haven’t seen the wings yet, but I went to Heaven.”
She let a giggle slip through. “If you’re gonna tell me you met God, I’m gonna call you crazy.”
I would have said something about that, but Mom stuffed a breadstick in my mouth and told me to shut up, thus leading to a very normal dinner for the Brewster household plus my girlfriend. The conversation was pleasant, the food was good, and I had to do the dishes.
Everything seemed normal for the first time in awhile.
16.
“Housul chirosant,” I said, reading from the book. Instead of accidentally destroying my ceiling, I caught a target that Jubril had set up for me on fire. He was busy chewing on an apple that I hadn't seen him grab from anywhere, let alone inside my house, where we haven't had apples since I'd finished eating them the other day. (And still hadn't told Mom about them... Ooops.) He pointed at it and the fire dissipated and the target refreshed itself. I sighed. This was the fifteenth spell I'd tried, and all I seemed to be able to do was burn or disintegrate the targets.
I fell on my ass on the grass and groaned loudly. “Why isn't this working?” I almost shouted.
Jubril sat down beside me. “Well. Two things. One, you're inexperienced. Magic takes years to learn with things like that guide book, and you don't even want to try and learn it on your own. How that sorceress you know did it, I'll never understand. Woman's a damn natural, or something. Second, you're looking for all the wrong spells. People have specialties, things they're talented at specifically. That sorceress you know is probably mostly gifted in transformations. You're clearly not gifted in...” He took out a checklist. “Automotive repair, seed planting, fireworks or artificially creating a sun on the other side of the planet.”
I put my head in my hands and groaned again. “Stop reminding me. What's next?”
He picked up the book from where I'd dropped it and slipped it into his pocket. “Nothing. Your girl's been waiting on you in your room this whole time.”
I sighed. “Yeah.” I turned to him. “Thanks for helping, thanks for watching over us.”
He took a bite out of the apple. “It's my job. The Boss relies on me to do that job as best I can, so that he doesn't have to worry about anything but his job.” He took another bite. “Not that I don't resent it, sometimes. I've got two kids of my own I don't get much time to see.”
“Angels can have kids?”
He nodded. “All the time.”
I turned back to the target. “I think I should try at least one more.”
He shook his head. “Nope. Get in there and get to romancin'.”
I stood up. “You sure?”
“I'll see Lucian a mile away, he ain't here, he ain't in town. We'll be fine. Even if I nod off and sleep, I'll wake up as soon as he's close.”
I scratched at my arm. “Can you... If he shows up, can you actually stop Lucian?”
He took yet another bite. “We're gonna see.”
17.
Gabby and I were on my bed, the TV playing some movie the two of us weren't paying attention to. Neither of us were wearing clothes, but for the most part, all we were doing was cuddling and kissing. In fact, neither of us had even attempted to fondle or play with the other one, but enjoying one another's company was all we seemed like doing right now. I wasn't complaining, I was just embracing and savoring the taste of her lipstick as our lips touched.
She licked at mouth. “Why did I have to wait for a guy to become a girl before I could get a date?” she asked.
I almost laughed. “That would be the stupidest thing you could say, if not for the fact that it's absolutely true.”
“You can't really judge, y'know. You didn't get a girlfriend until you turned into a girl, either.”
I hugged her tighter. “Just shut up and grind against me.”
Her tongue flicked between my lips and my nose. “Your wish is my command.”
18.
Before we could actually get into something hot and sweaty, literally everything faded away. I wasn't laying in bed anymore, I was floating in a void that reminded me of the one I met the other Kendra in. I was still naked, which worried me, but I was more worried about what the fuck was going on.
I considered moving, but I was standing in a void, “moving” was a relative concept that may not actually mean anything. I threw away the idea of moving and stayed where I was, naked, standing in a nothingness. To say that I didn't understand what was going on was a major understatement.
“It's been a little while since you burned my house down,” Lucian's voice said, surprising and concerning me. I quickly moved my hands to cover myself, because reasons, honestly. With this guy's power, I wouldn't be surprised if he's seen me naked more than I actually care to think about. “Also, I see Jubril is hanging around.”
I looked around. I still couldn't see anything other than the void, but I could somehow feel that he was close. I wanted to run, but I had nowhere to go. I wanted to fight, but I had nothing to fight. Wherever the hell he'd brought me, it was effective as hell in getting me scared.
“Look, asshole, I'm not helping you!” I shouted.
He sighed. “I'm not surprised. People don't usually go running to Heaven if they want to help you.”
I rolled my eyes. “I didn't go running to Heaven. Jubril showed up and took me there.”
“Regardless.” He appeared now, almost as if he were emerging from deep shadow. “So, how are you?”
I glared at him. “I hate you. With all of my hate.”
He smiled. “I know.” He patted me on the back. “So, long story short, I'm just about ready to free my father and I'll give you exactly one last chance to do this willingly.”
“Wait, you don't need to be near your dad to do this?!”
He smiled. “Kenny, Kenny, Kenny... We are near my dad.” He snapped his fingers and suddenly I was looking at a room with torches all around. "You didn't think I needed you physically present to open his cell, did you?” He let out a chuckle that sickened me. “It's just easier to perform the spell if you're willing, that's all. Regardless, I can get this under way and then my father will reward me for what I've done for him.”
I dropped my arms to my side. “No.”
He lost the smile. “You're not fucking getting it, are you? You don't have a choice, Brewster. My father will be free, because I'm going to suck the lifeforce from you and open the cage he was unjustly thrown into.”
Suck the lifeforce from me?! “The hell you are!”
He was suddenly right beside me, his hand on my throat. “Too bad you're not gonna be alive long enough to understand how this whole magic key thing works.”
Through gritted teeth, I spat, “No!”
I didn't say any of the spells I'd been learning from the book, I didn't feel any surge of power spit out of me like back at his house, there was just suddenly a bubble surrounding me, him on the other side of it, and a look on his face that almost screamed surprise and fear. Something told me he was expecting this whole thing to go exactly how he planned it and no other way.
This at least seemed like we were on somewhat even terms. I didn't expect to do that, either.
I don't know what he thought he could accomplish, but Lucian ran toward me and tried to punch the barrier I'd somehow created. He shouted spells that I could barely understand, but nothing seemed to happen. If I kept being that lucky, I wouldn't have to do anything until Jubril noticed this was happening.
But, of course, I wasn't that lucky. On his fifteenth punch, the barrier disappeared, and I fell backward, landing awfully painfully on my ass against whatever passed for a floor in this place. I scrambled to get to my feet, but his hand was suddenly on my throat, and I was being pulled up and against a wall. Where the wall came from, I'll never know, but I didn't honestly care, either. Struggling against the creepy bastard holding me against a wall was a bit more important.
“That wasn't very nice,” he said, like some perverted child. I tried to knee him, but I couldn't reach him. I couldn't even punch him. He was holding me against the “wall” with more than just his hand against my throat, he was clearly using magic. “Enough foreplay, it's time to get this over with.”
His eyes rolled back in their sockets and he started whispering something I could just barely hear. It sounded like one of the spells Jubril had tried to get me to do, but some of the syllables were dragged out or cut short. Briefly, I wondered how he’d learned how to use such complicated magic, but that thought was quickly overridden by a desire to stop him.
The room around us suddenly changed. The walls were black, almost as if made out of obsidian or some other kind of mineral like it. The ceiling gained two strips of white, almost like fluorescent lights. The floor because pure stone, but it was cracked with an hellish orange glow peeking through.
In the center was a cage with a shadow standing inside.
Lucian let go of me and walked over to the cage. The shadow’s eyes followed him the entire way. How I could tell that it had eyes was beyond me, but that wasn’t important. Lucian looked as though he was in shock.
“It’s been awhile, Dad,” he said as he got closer to the cage.
The shadow glared at him.
“I know you don’t… I-I know you hate me. But I’ve come to you with the key to your prison,” he waved his hand toward me, “and I hope that you’ll… That you’ll at least accept me.”
The shadow continued to glare.
“All I want is your acceptance. Please, it’s… It’s the only thing I need to keep going.”
The shadow still wasn’t speaking.
That was really pissing Lucian off. He grabbed the bars of the cage. “You can’t even say anything?! I learned all of this to free you! To earn your respect!”
The shadow blinked. For whatever reason, I found that amusing, but the second I let out a laugh, Lucian turned to me and growled. Which I also found amusing. “Aww… Daddy doesn’t love you yet?” I said in a mocking tone.
“Shut your mouth!” He turned back to the shadow. “Do I get nothing for my efforts?”
The shadow finally spoke: “You have done nothing. I am still in this cage, and she is still alive. Perform your tricks and release me from this prison and I shall consider awarding you with respect.”
Lucian let out an angered sigh. “Fine.” He swiftly walked back over to me and held his hand over my forehead. He closed his eyes and began to chant. “Dona mihi obvius,” he said. I felt something inside me, something welling up. “Aperi ianuam.” There was a tingling, now, spreading throughout my body. “Fiat ut solutam.” Light appeared beneath me. I started to lose feeling.
And yet, somehow, I was feeling calm about this. Why was I feeling calm about this?!
“Aperta,” he said, “Aperta. Aperi nunc.”
The light enveloped me, then a buzzing noise filled my ears, drowning out Lucian’s words. His mouth kept moving, so I assumed he was just repeating the mantra he’d been spouting. I had completely lost feeling at this point. The light blocked everything out, now, including Lucian, though I knew he was still there.
And then everything was back to what it had been before the chanting. Lucian was still pinning me up against the wall, the shadow was still in its cage, and I was still buck naked in front of two monsters.
(And for some reason, this was the first moment I realized I was naked in front of Satan... I can be stupid at times.)
Lucian’s eyes were filled with half confusion and half pure rage. The need to get away from the crazy holding me against the wall was strong, so I endeavoured to hit him again. Luckily, when I tried to knee him away this time, I managed it. I underestimated the force I used, and he went flying back against the shadow’s cage.
The shadow laughed, a deep, guttural, horrifying thing that made me want to shit my pants if I was wearing pants. After almost a full minute of laughing, the shadow spoke: “You claim to have brought me the key, and yet you bring me nothing. Explain to me why you deserve my acceptance, half-breed.”
Lucian didn’t look like he was paying attention to his dad, though. He was staring at me, and the half confusion in his eyes from before was gone and all that remained was rage. He rushed at me and grabbed me by the neck again, slamming me against the wall so hard that it cracked (how that didn’t kill me, I’ll never know and really don’t want to). He squeezed, hard.
His mouth curling into a snarl was the last clear thing I saw as my vision began to double. Then I noticed the shadow sitting down on something, which was strange, because I could have sworn its cell was empty. Finally, just as I blacked out, that snarl looked like it was morphing into a smile. Hopefully, I was wrong about that.
19.
areyouokay
I heard the voice, but it sounded like it was a million miles away. It also sounded like it was right beside me, so something was wrong. I couldn’t see anything yet, so whoever or whatever it was talking to me was not yet a real concern, I simply wanted to open my eyes or actually see. For all I knew, it could have been a cherub trying to talk to me.
That made me wonder if cherubs were real. After all, sorceresses, succubi, magical girls, angels, demons, Satan and God were real, so cherubs were probably only par for the course, I guess.
are you okay ken
That voice again. It was a little closer, and no longer right beside me. At least the words sounded separate, now. I needed to find a way to open my eyes. The good thing was that I could feel the ground underneath me. It was like a marble floor. I reached for my face and tried to force my eyes open. Nothing happened, so that wasn’t a good thing.
Since I couldn’t find a way to get my eyes open, I instead tried to get to my feet. I heard something that sounded like footsteps. After spending a good thirty seconds of sliding around on the floor, I managed to find a wall, and dragged myself against it. So, I couldn’t open my eyes, and I couldn’t stand up. This would be worrying if it weren’t so fucking terrifying.
Ken, answer the question, are you okay?
I coughed. I wondered if that was because I’d been choked. “Idunno,” I said. Great. My words were blending together. Sonuvabitch.
Someone put their hands on my shoulders. Someone with slender, feminine fingers. If I was lucky, it was Gabby. I could use a kiss from her right now. The person brushed my face off. I must have been dirty, or something. I didn’t care.
“Kenny? Kenny, can you hear me?”
I nodded, then tried to speak, but all that came out was a mumble.
“How many fingers am I holding up?” The voice was starting to sound familiar. It wasn’t Gabby’s, but I knew it from somewhere. There went my opportunity for a kiss.
“I can’tsee your fingers…” I said
“Well, that’s not a good thing. Look, it’s Kendra, okay? Can you tell?”
That explained why the voice was familiar. Somehow, I’d retreated inside myself to where Kendra was still somehow alive. I wondered if I’d died somehow and was just going to exist alongside the other me. “Help me up,” I managed a string of words that were clear and capable of being understood. Huzzah.
“Okay, that’s another problem, you’re already standing up.”
“Oh, yippie,” I coughed out. Guess my sensations were a little bit more screwed up than I thought. “What am I doing here?”
I heard her sigh. “I don’t know. I think it has something to do with Creepy McFuckface.”
“He tried to use me as a key to unlock his dad’s prison.”
“Like, a magic key?”
“Yeah.”
My eyes finally started to focus, apparently already open. Something seemed different about Kendra, like she was… Well… Different. The last time I saw her, she looked exactly the same as I did, but now, she was… Brighter?
“What?” she asked.
“Did you do something with your hair?”
She rolled her eyes. “If I were a dyke, that might be cute, but it was stupid. Also, if we weren’t, like, the same person.”
“Why do you look different?”
“I don’t understand.”
I wished I could actually understand it myself. There was nothing physically different about her, she was just different in some way. “Just take my word for it.” I rubbed at my eyes. “Why did I come here?”
She shrugged. “I dunno. Creepy McFuckface was choking you, and suddenly you were here.”
I rubbed at the back of my neck. “How do I get out of here?”
She shrugged again. “That’s probably something you have to figure out.”
I sighed. “Of course.”
“So, this is how you did it…” Lucian’s voice said. My eyes went wide as he materialized in front of us, his hands clasped behind his back. “This is how you betrayed me.”
I pushed past Kendra. “I can’t betray someone I hate passionately.”
He chuckled as he started walking toward us. “Two Kendras. Of course. The one the real world sees, and the one the magic chose.” He raised one hand and motioned for me to move, and, unfortunately, I had to comply because he pretty much used the damn Force on me and shoved me out of the way telekinetically. “Good thing I followed you here, then.”
Kendra stood her ground. “Back off, asshole.”
“I don’t really have time to get to know you, so just be a good girl and let me use you to help my father break out of jail.”
I got back to my feet and tackled Lucian to the ground as hard as I could. He pushed me off and elbowed me in the face, somehow drawing blood, despite this being in my head, essentially. I wondered if my physical body was bleeding now. About two seconds after thinking that, I put the thought out of my mind and kicked. My foot didn’t connect with his face like I’d intended, but I at least kept him from getting up.
If he wasn’t pissed off before, though, he was outright furious now. He used magic to lift me up and hurl me a good sixty feet away. I landed hard against the floor, enough to break something internally, I could tell. I struggled to get up, but managed it. Blood was getting in my eyes.
Lucian was standing, as well. He had his hands around Kendra’s throat and looked to be about to start his chanting. I tried to concentrate, to use one of the spells I’d learned that could blow stuff up, but nothing happened. It was difficult to focus on words.
So instead, I shouted. “Lucian!”
He turned toward me and, surprisingly, let go of Kendra. He growled, a sound almost like his dad’s disturbing laugh. “What’sa matter? You afraid I’ll cheat on you?”
Jesus Christ, this guy was fucking annoying. I tried to focus again, tried to think of all the spells I’d learned today.
And then I remembered just the one. Jubril had even complimented me on it earlier. “Perdere!” I shouted at him. His eyes widened as his body started disintegrating from his feet upward.
“You’re not killing me, Kendra! I’m still out there!” were his last words before his head disappeared into nothingness.
I ran over to Kendra, grasping at her neck. “What the hell was he going after me for?!” she screeched, through coughing fits.
And just like that, the pieces all fit together. “You’re the key.”
“What?”
I cursed myself. Of course that’s how it worked. Lucian couldn’t find the key until my aura changed and my aura didn’t change until I accidentally created Kendra after awakening my sorceress power. The key was never me, it was always her. The me inside me. How was it God himself didn’t know this?!
“Oh, wow…” Kendra said. Duh, we were the same-ish person, she could tell what I was thinking. “Whuh… What do we do now? He can just keep coming in here and we can’t stop him.”
“I don’t know! I… I don’t know how to stop you from being the key. I don’t know how to fix any of this!”
And then a new voice spoke: “Yes you do.”
Kendra and I both turned to look at the source of the voice. A bald-headed man with a single earring who would very likely be mistaken for Mr. Clean everywhere he went. God himself was in my head now.
Holy shit, this was a literal deus ex machina.
He smiled. “Of a sort, yes.” He walked over to us and helped the both of us to our feet. “Gabe told you how to end this, he told you at my insistence.”
“What?”
“Who’s Gabe?” Kendra asked.
God turned to Kendra. “My dear, don’t worry about what’s about to happen. You won’t feel a thing and you’ll only be gone for a few seconds before you reawaken.”
My turn for another question, “What are you talking about?”
God turned back to me. “The spell you just used. The spell Gabe complimented you on. The spell that destroyed Lucian in your mind.” He patted Kendra on the back. “You need to use it on Kendra.”
“What?!” the two of us screamed in unison.
God smiled, but it was a warm, caring smile. “I’ve already set aside a vessel for Kendra, she’ll be even be able to visit you at times.”
Kendra didn’t look too happy at whatever that meant, and I just didn’t want to do it. Kendra was a part of me, I didn’t want to hurt her. Even if it didn’t hurt her, I didn’t want to lose her as a part of me!
“Why?” I asked. “Why do I need to do that? What would it help at all?!”
God looked as though he could tell I was apprehensive. “I understand that you’re concerned, but please, I’m not God for no reason. I simply can’t influence Kendra’s existence since I didn’t create her, that leaves it up to you.” He turned back to her. “You won’t die. You won’t be trapped here, and you’ll have a life of your own. Ken won’t be out of your life, and you will still exist. The only thing lost here is Lucian’s chance at freeing his father.”
I just didn’t want to hear that. “There has to be another way.”
It wasn’t God who responded, though, it was Kendra: “Ken…” she said, through tears, “it’ll be okay.”
“What are you saying?!”
“I don’t want this! But if it stops Creepy McFuckface from letting Satan loose, then we need to do it…”
God smiled. “You’re funny things, humans. I wish my other creations had even a tenth of the strength you had.”
Kendra put her hand on my shoulder. “Please… I promise I’ll find you as soon as I can.”
I felt a tear slide down my cheek. I gulped. I almost physically couldn’t do this, but she was right, and it was pretty obvious that God was right, and Jubril had told me that if I died, the key would become someone else. Though, if my magic “luck” held out, that’d probably be me. Hopefully God had a hand in choosing who the next key would be.
“We’d better find each other after this,” I told Kendra.
She smiled. “We’ll be as close as twins. Y’know, like, fraternal twins. I’m cuter, and you’re a lesbian, so we can’t be identical twins.”
I laughed, then took a deep breath. “Perdere,” I whispered, and then I closed my eyes. I couldn’t look at what I’d just done, even if it was the right thing to do. I felt more tears, and tried to squeeze my eyes shut and stop them.
The last thing I heard her say was, “I promise.”
20.
When I finally opened my eyes, I wasn’t in my head anymore, and I wasn’t naked anymore (thank God! Probably literally, too). I was back in the shadow’s cell, and Lucian was standing on the opposite side of the room from me. God was there, too, standing beside me. He helped me to my feet and patted my shoulders.
“I understand how hard that must have been.”
“She’s got a new body, right?” I asked.
He nodded. “Gabe is with her, and helping your mother get adjusted to the idea.” He chuckled. “Gabe and your mother are getting quite attached, I have noticed.”
Though not clashing with his overall obvious kindness, God seemed a little different. So did the shadow, I noticed. I wondered if it had something to do with the two of them standing in the same room.
Lucian growled. “Well, now that little miss sorceress has had her beauty sleep, how about the two of you get the fuck out of my way and let me get this over with?”
God turned to him. “Do you not know who I am, Lucian?”
“Annoying me.”
“You should show your uncle some respect, boy.”
Lucian’s eyes grew wider. “No. You’re… No…”
“I am. And I believe it is time you spent a few centuries in a cage just like your father’s.”
The shadow spoke, and I never thought I’d want to agree with Satan himself, but this I agreed with: “Keep him away from me. It disgusts me to look at him.”
The look on Lucian’s face was priceless.
21.
Jubril was still eating an apple as he walked into God’s office. “Lucian’s all cozy in his cage, and Satan’s cell is hidden away in the magic fabric again. I dunno what happened to Michael, but him being gone was how Lucian found out where his dad’s cage was.” He took a huge bite out of the apple. “Kendra’s mom’s all squared away, and... “ He pulled out a smartphone and looked at it. “Kristana Brewster,” he said, sounding like he wasn’t sure what he was saying, “has been added to reality.”
God was also eating an apple now. “Good. How’s everything else?”
“Well, like I said, Michael’s gone missing, don’t know where he’s out to. Other than, everything’s shiny.”
I raised my eyebrow.
“It’s just something I say.” He took another apple bite. “I’ve got Zadkiel watchin’ over the fabric now, hopefully he won’t up and disappear.”
God nodded. “Good. Now this whole Lucian thing doesn’t seem like a giant clusterfuck that we could have handled ahead of time.”
“Well, if we’d kept a good eye on Michael...”
“Shush.” He turned to me. “Kendra, I’m so sorry for all of this. If I’d known my nephew lived in your hometown before this entire situation, I would have made sure to remove the key from his sight long ago.”
I hugged my knees to my chest. “Nobody’s perfect.” The irony I’d said that to God was not lost on me. “Can I go home now?”
God nodded. “That’s next on the docket. You go home with your mom, your sister and your girlfriend. Gabe goes to visit his kids before he goes on vacation.”
Jubril looked confused. “What?” he asked.
“The lazy one’s down in filing, the trusty one’s out working. You’ve got twenty minutes to visit them before I force you to take a vacation.”
Why did I get the weirdest feeling I was soon going to have an angel as a step-father?
As I stood up, God said, "Just a moment, Kendra. Remember contrarium."
"Huh?"
"It's a spell. Remember it," he said with a shit-eating grin on his face.
22.
When I got home (finally!), I gave Mom a hug, I gave “Kristana” a hug (I also told her I was sorry she had to go by a new name, but she said she was fine with it because she got to pick it out) and then I walked straight into my room and crashed on my bed. It had only been two hours in real world time, but I felt like it had been days. Or, hell, even a month. I just wanted to sleep the rest of the day away and then wake up the following morning and go to school.
I was lying there a good thirty seconds before a pair of soft hands slid under my shirt and started fondling my boobs. I was too tired to stop her, and even if I wasn’t, I’d still be letting her do it. I’d stopped the devil’s son from freeing him and impressed God, this was probably the greatest win somebody could have, and I wanted to celebrate it by letting my girlfriend satisfy me.
“Slip one in my panties, will ya?”
Gabby whispered in my ear, “No problem, babe.”
I moaned a little. “I like it when you call me that.”
She rolled me around, and I saw her very beautiful, smiling face. “But before we get into anything orgasm-inducing, please tell me when you got a twin sister.”
I groaned. “If I promise to write the whole thing as a story, can I get at least one orgasm? I’m gettin’ really wet here.”
She smiled wider. “One and that’s it.”
Coda.
Casey was chatting it up with several of her friends at their private lunch table. They were talking about this, that, probably who they assumed were sluts and who they wanted to fuck badly. Really it was just Casey deciding who was who and her friends going along with it, because they were probably the equivalent of robot slaves for her. Regardless, that's what they were doing.
The table Gabby and Kristana were sitting at was on the opposite side of the cafeteria, but I purposefully walked past Casey's table. As I approached, I caught a little of their conversation.
"Omigawd, who was that creepy drunk guy that was hanging around here earlier? He was cute, but he was... ugh!" Casey exclaimed.
"I know!" Brittney added.
"Totally disgusting," Emily agreed.
"What was he even here for?" Brittney asked.
"To talk to that Mikaela girl," Casey answered. "Probably took her into the bathroom and bent her over a sink. Bet we could hear the screaming if we went out there and checked."
"Uh, no way," Emily said, gagging.
Just hearing that conversation made me curious how this was gonna go, but I took a deep breath, let it out, and whispered, "Contrarium," as I walked past.
And almost immediately, it took effect. Casey's eyes widened, and she stared down at her fingernails. "For fuck's sake!" she almost screamed. Nearly everyone turned to look at her. "What god awful fairy would wear pink nail polish?" She then seemed to realize that she'd styled her hair so that her bangs hung in front of her face. "And why do I have such long hair? What the fuck is going on here?"
"Uh... Casey?" Brittney asked, looking a little confused. The exact same look was mirrored on Emily's face, further making me think they're just robots in people suits. "You okay?"
"No, I'm not okay! Jesus Christ, am I wearing a skirt? What the hell is wrong with me?"
Emily answered, "You always wear your cheerleader uniform on practice day."
"What? I'm not some doofy cheerleader! Ugh, I need to change into something less... Girly... I look like a damn fruit!" She almost angrily stomped out of the cafeteria, looking completely angered by her outfit and her hair.
I walked over to my table and sat next to Gabby, who gave me a peck on the cheek. Kristana asked, "What did you do and how can I do it?"
"Spell God gave me."
Gabby asked, "Wait, you can do magic, too?"
Kristana sighed. "Sadly, no. Ken and I were the same person, now we're different people."
I shoved a handful of french fries in my mouth. "Just wait till she comes back."
"What's gonna happen?" Gabby asked.
"I have no idea, and that makes me giddy."
There was confusion all around the cafeteria, but some of it was barely concealed laughter or giggling. It turned into full-bore laughter when Casey walked back into the cafeteria. In the span of ten minutes, probably raiding some people's lockers, she was decked out in a black half-vest, torn jeans and a pair of combat boots. She'd shaved her head completely, and washed off all of her makeup.
And she was pissed that everybody was laughing at her.
When I took my tray back up after I was done eating, I made sure to go past where she was sitting again, but this time, Brittney and Emily had left. Once again, I whispered, "Contrarium," and once again her eyes went wide as saucers as her original personality took over and realized what it was she'd done to herself.
Her horrified screaming just caused more people to laugh.
I wasn't gonna lie, I didn't feel great about myself for doing that to her, but damn was it satisfying.
Trevor listened to one hair-brained scheme from his twin sister and ended up in the weirdest day of his life...
So, this story exists because of a contest to write twinning stories and/or artwork. It didn't need to be TG, but that's what I write so yeah. The story didn't get submitted to the contest, however, because I went over the word limit. Well, here it is for you guys to enjoy. Editorial duties and coming up with the title were Trismegistus Shandy, my good friend.
“C’mon, Trev, please! Britney almost squealed. I just glared at her, completely incapable of even understanding her request, to the point that I wasn’t even calling her out on being called Trev, even though I hated it when she called me that.
“Just… Repeat that, but in English.”
She rolled her eyes. “My friend Amanda knows somebody who can change you into an exact copy of me so that you can go out with Ethan this Saturday.”
I rubbed at the back of my neck. “Yeah, I said in English and you just repeated what you said before that still makes no sense.”
“God, how is this hard?”
“The exact copy part. Also the magic part. Also, the whole thing. Also, is this the Amanda who supposedly got a sex change over a weekend last year?”
“Yeah, it is, but that’s not important.”
“It kinda feels like it could be.”
“Shush, the point is, will you do it?”
I still didn’t completely understand this. From what I’d been able to glean from what she’d told me, Ethan Holmes had asked her out on a date the coming Saturday, which also happened to be the night the football team was facing off against their big rivals, and Britney was a member of the cheer squad and had to be there, meaning the date couldn’t go off the way she wanted it to at all.
So then, she meets up with Amanda, one of her best friends, who supposedly knows somebody who knows magic or some shit and tells her that this magic person can turn me into Britney’s exact twin, a one hundred percent match. I’d even have all the memories necessary to fool Ethan into thinking I was really Britney.
However, as easy as Britney seemed to think this would be, the prospect of being her exact copy and flirting with the guy she wanted to date didn’t exactly sit right with me.
And yet here I was, potentially considering the idea. Something was just wrong with me. Maybe it was the fact that Ethan and I were friends, and I could just convince him of the truth and still get him to date Britney afterward. It would be weird as hell, though. Plus, if I did this, and if I waited until the end of the date to tell him what was going on, I’d get a free meal out of it.
The things I’ll do to help my twin sister, apparently.
I folded my arms over my chest. “I’m not saying yes to this, but if I do, what’s in it for me? And tell me again why you can’t just reschedule the date.”
She leaned back in the chair she was sitting in. “Ethan’s a popular guy and if I don’t date him this Saturday, someone else will.”
“He’s my friend, you think I can’t just ask him to hold off on dating until you get him?”
She shook her head. “I can’t take that risk. This is my one chance and I don’t wanna screw it up.”
“And you don’t think he already knows that you, a member of the cheer squad, will be at the football game and thus not with him?”
“I told him I’d skip this one.”
I sighed. “You’re really trying to cover your bases to get me to do this, aren’t you?”
Britney smiled. “Aw, you know me too well. So, you gonna do it?”
“What’s in it for me?”
“The prospect of a nice date with a hot guy and the option to see how the other half lives?”
“Not good enough.”
“I take all your chores for a week and give you fifty bucks?”
I sighed. No chores for a week would be nice. Still, I didn’t just want to agree to something that creeped the shit out of me, even with the fifty bucks added on. “Before I say yes to this -- which I’m not sure I will -- I wanna know how this will actually affect me. So I’m a carbon copy of you for one day and I get your memories, what will that do to me after tomorrow?”
“I don’t honestly know, Amanda just kinda told me her friend could do it. I figured we’d find out when we went to do it.”
“I haven’t said yes to this.”
She smacked me in the face. “C’mon, you get to be Ethan’s center of attention for a few hours; suck up the male pride and let your inner girl out.”
“I don’t have an inner girl.”
I stood outside the house of the person Amanda told us to go to. It was a decent looking place, not the witch’s creepy mansion I expected. Britney walked in front of me and knocked on the door. I slid my hands into my pockets and inwardly groaned. How the fuck she’d managed to trick me into this was going to confuse and haunt me forever. Either way, I was there and I wasn’t happy about it.
The only consolation was that Britney had paid in advance and actually given me $70 instead of just $50, so while I wasn’t happy about this, at least I’d been well-bribed. Plus, maybe it wouldn’t be too bad to spend a few hours as my twin’s identical twin. Honestly, the novelty of just thinking that sentence was enjoyable as it was.
About five minutes later, the door opened and Ms. Malski stood there, a towel wrapped around her chest and another around her hair. The principal of our school, almost completely naked. She couldn’t be the person Amanda was talking about, could she?
“Ah, Britney and Trevor. I’ve been wondering when you two would show up. Please, come in and give me a moment to get dressed. You’re welcome to drinks in the fridge; Dean prefers Diet Coke.”
Britney looked as surprised as I felt. We both entered the house and found a relatively pleasant looking place, with decent looking furniture and a real lived in feel. I would never have believed our principal lived there, let alone some creature of magic that was going to turn me into a girl for a day. Maybe I was overthinking things.
I sat down on the couch in her living room, a burgundy loveseat situated in front of a coffee table. Teen fashion magazines rested upon the table, earmarked at specific places. I wondered if Ms. Malski read them or if Dean did. Honestly, I wondered who Dean even was.
My question was answered when she walked into the room about two minutes later. Dean the former basketball jock, Dean. She was dressed in a green miniskirt and sky blue tank top, capped off by a pair of white boots. She looked surprised when she saw me sitting there, and then even more surprised when Britney walked in the room.
“Oh, hi guys. What’re doing here?”
I was about to answer when Britney interrupted. “We’re here for Trev to become my identical twin for the night.”
Dean looked like she was about to burst into laughter. “Um… Why, exactly?”
I sighed. “So I can get her a damn boyfriend while she’s out cheerleading.”
“That’s adorable. Now why aren’t you doing the cheerleading while she gets herself the boyfriend?”
I glared at Britney. That would have been the easy way to do it. She just nervously smiled, and said, “We figured this would be the better way to do things.” Granted, I didn’t get to figure shit, this was entirely her plan. I just stupidly agreed to it after much goading and a realization she was probably going to put me through this anyway.
I added, “It worked out the way it did.”
Dean finally let the giggles flow, which told me she knew exactly how this was all determined. “Okay, then. Are you two ready to get started?”
Britney looked as surprised as I knew I was. “Wait, it’s not Ms. Malski doing it?” she asked.
“Mom could do it, but I need to try this sort of thing, too.”
I asked, “Wait, you can do magic, and yet you still look like a flat chested guy pretending to be a girl?”
I clearly overstepped my bounds with that, as Dean gave me a death stare so animesque I expected literal daggers to appear in the air. “I just graduated to a B-cup, so shut it.”
I gulped rather loudly and then nodded.
“Now, back to the matter at hand. Identical, right?”
Britney answered, “Yep.”
“And what about mental?”
“Enough to convincingly play me around Ethan. That way he doesn’t ask questions when it’s really me.”
“And when do you want it to wear off?”
“After Trev goes to bed.”
“Alright, gimme a sec…” Dean walked over to one of the four bookcases lining the wall opposite the stairs and the front door. She took a big, brown-colored, leather-bound book off the shelf and set it down on the coffee table. “Now, Britney, I need a hair.”
Britney looked surprised. “Huh?”
“Hair, something with your DNA. It’s what I’m using to overwrite Trevor.”
“Um… Okay.” She reached up and gently yanked a hair from her head. I assumed it still hurt somewhat, because pulling hair always hurt. Either way, she handed the hair over to Dean and returned to her place standing to the side of the couch.
Dean walked over to me and placed the hair on my head. “Now, you need to sit completely still, otherwise I could screw this up and you’ll turn into a weird monster.”
“What?!” I squealed.
She giggled. “Just kidding. Magic is all in the way you say something, but even then, the spells just intensify or worsen, unless you’re a really powerful sorceress, like Amy’s cousin.”
“Sorceress?” I asked, but was never answered.
Instead, Dean whispered something in some weird language I didn’t understand while her hand was pressed against my head. The room around us darkened, and all sound left. A mix of color surrounded us, going through every color of the spectrum in rapid succession. The colors eventually crawled onto me, starting at my feet and going up. As they did, I felt many different things, all at once.
I watched as the colors changed me. My body shrank; my clothes adjusted themselves to match. My jeans were suddenly tighter, with tears at the knees and something stitched across the seat. Just judging by the feel of these pants, I didn’t understand why the hell they had pockets. My boxers were suddenly much more snug, and it took me less than a second to realize I was wearing panties now. Little Trey was now gone, and I felt a weird sort of sadness, despite knowing I’d get him back tomorrow.
My shirt changed next, cutting off the bottom inch or so to expose my belly button. Then came the change I was nervous about, as perfect replicas of Britney’s breasts grew on my chest. A bra I hadn’t been wearing any sort of equivalent of slipped itself beneath my shirt and around my body to give my new breasts the support they clearly deserved. The women in my mom’s family had a history of big boobs, and Britney was no exception. Now, neither was I. The weight on my chest was just such a strange sensation.
My hair was suddenly brushing past my bare shoulders. That was strange all on its own, because I was wearing a long sleeved shirt, but then I realized I was wearing one of those weird girl shirts that didn’t have shoulders even though it had sleeves. One of the most hilarious things about Britney and I being twins was that Britney had Dad’s hair color, blonde, but I had Mom’s brown hair. The hair that hit my shoulder was blonde, just like Britney’s, and just as long, nearly reaching my mid-back.
The world around Dean and I returned and the amazing technicolor light show that had enveloped me disappeared, making everything look exactly as it did before. The only difference being that there were two Britneys in the room, and one of them was me.
“Holy shit!” Britney (the real one) shouted. “You… You’re… Yuh…”
Dean giggled. “Take a deep breath. This is all real, and your brother is now your exact twin.”
“And it feels really weird,” I said, with Britney’s voice come out of my mouth. Then again, I was technically Britney now, so it was technically my voice. I avoided the cliche desire to clamp a hand over my mouth that always seemed to happen to somebody who heard their voice was different. “Why didn’t my clothes change to hers?” I asked.
“That I can’t do,” Dean answered. “Mom’s mainly only taught me the big spells, not the little ones. Your clothes changed genders along with you, but I couldn’t give you an exact copy of Britney’s.”
I nodded, though I wasn’t exactly sure I knew what the hell she was talking about. Instead, I stood up and immediately felt the differences between my body and Britney’s. Just the boobs alone were a major difference in how I stood, how I moved. Maybe if I’d grown them naturally, this would seem different.
“Okay, so you’ll change back when you wake up tomorrow, unless there’s some sort of change to your mind that isn’t related to Britney’s memories.”
I raised an eyebrow. “What does that mean?”
“Well, right now you have both your memories and enough of Britney’s to pass as her without incident. Because of this, there could be bleeds that cause Britney to overwrite Trevor.”
“What?!”
“Hold on, I said could. There’s no guarantee that Britney’s mind will bleed into yours, and there’s no guarantee that the bleeds will persist after a few minutes. The worst part there is that I don’t have anything to tell you to do to hold the bleeds back, so you’re pretty much stuck with one if you have it.”
I chuckled nervously. “Great. Okay, so if one of these bleeds actually replaces my brain with Britney’s, what’ll happen?”
“Too many bleeds and Trevor physically never comes back. You’ll never be Britney mentally, because not enough of her brain is overwriting yours. At best, you’ll just be a girl version of you that happens to be a genetic identical twin of your sister.”
“But, there’s a slim chance of that happening, right?”
Dean nodded. “Right. Ridiculously slim.”
I breathed a sigh of relief. “Thank God, you had me worried there.” I turned to Britney, who looked like she didn’t understand any of what was going on, which made sense to me because I barely understood any of what was going on. “Alright, sis, let’s get this crap over with.”
“Okay, I didn't realize dressing you would be so much fun,” Britney said as she tugged at the skirt she had me wearing. I couldn't tell if she was just adjusting it or trying to make sure I wasn’t showing too much leg. This was probably her first real chance to see what her clothes actually looked like on her own body, and she was milking it for all she could. I personally thought I looked fine, but that was also based on her memories and feelings flooding my head, so I was semi-biased.
“Yeah, I’m sure it’s fun to play with me, just hurry up.”
She looked up at me. “Yeah, like you’re not enjoying the attention.”
I rolled my eyes. “Hush. I don’t care what you think.”
She giggled. “You’re probably thinking it, too.” She stood up and adjusted the top she had me wear, a tank top with wide, thin straps and a very open neck showing off plenty of cleavage. Had I still been mostly myself, I woulda been pissed at her making me wear this stuff. Instead, I was fucking enjoying it, and I really didn’t have much choice in the matter.
“Don’t you look gorgeous?” Britney asked, admiring her work.
I had to admit, I did. The knee length socks added to the general Girl Next Door kind of simple look that Britney was aiming for, and the makeup she’d made me wear was perfectly emphasizing my features. Hoop earrings hung from my lobes, though you’d have to pull my hair back to see them. Getting my ears pierced had hurt for a second or two before my Britney memories surfaced and I remembered having done it before.
Jesus, that was weird. It was like I’d lived a separate, though incomplete life as a completely different person. How I’d manage to keep tonight straight was beyond me, but at least I’d have Ethan to keep me company. Cute, dreamy Ethan. With those big, brown puppy dog eyes.
Sonuvabitch, I couldn’t wait for this to be over.
“Alright, now all you’ve gotta do is head out to The Point and meet Ethan.”
That shouldn’t have surprised me. The Point was a local hangout, more popular than the mall. Most of Britney’s relationships started there, as she preferred to be in public places, around other people. She didn’t like to be private with guys right away. Later on in the day, however, and she didn’t mind at all. In fact, I was almost certain that’s how this would go. Hopefully, I could keep myself and not let things escalate too quickly.
I brushed some stray hair away from my eyes and braced myself for what I was about to do. And all just so I could get out of chores for a week. I really was just all damn kinds of stupid. But the decision had been made and I had to live with it.
The drive to The Point was a quiet one. I took Britney’s car, and she took mine to school for the meet. I didn’t even listen to the radio, because I knew Britney would have it on her favorite station, and I didn’t want to listen to pop music. I’d probably sing along, and I didn’t want any more mind confusion.
As was standard, most everybody was in the food court when I got there. Teresa and Kristen, Britney’s best friends, saw me and pointed at Ethan, who was sitting over in the retro 50s malt shop section of the place. I wondered if Britney clued them in on her master plan or if they actually thought I was my sister. Either way, Ethan at the retro section wasn’t a surprise, as he loved that kind of stuff. I always thought that was silly about him, but it was also kinda cute.
Dammit, those were Britney memories again. Fuck…
“Hi, Ethan,” I said, in my best attempt at sounding like I wanted to be there. Naturally, it worked.
His gorgeous brown eyes lit up when he saw me. “Hey!” He sounded excited. Then again, he’d had a little crush on me (Britney) for awhile now. How had I actually thought that? Dammit!
I sat down, legs closed, and sat my purse on the table. “Hi,” I said, again. Now I sounded nervous, goddamnit. I was a horrible Britney, despite being an exact copy of Britney. I needed to calm myself, or else I’d let the Britney impulses take over.
“Hey,” he repeated, a little less excited and more Yeah, I don’t know what to say here.
And so, I instigated the conversation. “How did you wanna spend our date?”
He chuckled cutely -- nervously! -- and said, “I honestly hadn’t figured that part out yet. I was just so surprised when you said yes when I asked you out.”
“Well, it’s not every day your secret crush asks you out.” I laid on some innocent sounding charm. I was better at halfassedly flirting with guys I was super into than I thought I was. “I don’t have anything in mind, so how about you surprise me?”
And surprise me he did. His first suggestion was just a pleasant walk in the park nearby. We didn’t talk much at first, but then he asked me, “What do you plan on doing after school?”
Luckily, I could answer that one because Britney had actually discussed this with me. “I wanna get into costume design.”
“Like in movies or TV?”
“Yeah. I don’t like drawing basic things, either; I like wild, fantastical designs.” Even before gaining her love for her artwork, I’d always considered Britney a fantastic artist, even if they weren’t designs I personally liked. Sometimes she drew some crazy shit, but it was still pretty to look at.
Although the first time I’d seen her stuff, I’d asked her if she was on drugs. I’d gotten a (rightfully deserved) punch in the arm for that. I wondered if I only thought I’d deserved that punch because of how my mind worked now.
“You’ve never shown me your drawings.”
Holy shit, I hadn’t. And I didn’t have anything to draw on to show him now and, regardless, I wasn’t Britney, and for all I knew, that wasn’t a part of the memories I had. For all I knew, I still couldn’t draw, just like when I was Trevor.
I reached into my purse and grabbed my phone, which was, of course, Britney’s phone. She had mine. I tapped on the photo gallery and scrolled past selfies and pics clearly taken for sexting with Kevin, her last boyfriend (he was a shitty boyfriend, and barely even just a friend afterward). If there was one thing that settled my mind a little, it was that I was glad I didn’t have an urge to take my top off and take pics of my boobs just yet. In fact, the idea of it disgusted me. Maybe I was more modest than Britney.
Eventually, I found some pics of Britney’s artwork. “Here, this is one I really like,” I said, and the pic was one that obviously Britney loved but Trevor would have thought basic and boring. Of course, I knew that it was an elvish cloak for a ranger-type character, who was themselves partially drawn (Britney liked to draw the outfit first and the person underneath it second). It was a beautiful looking outfit, no doubt about that.
“Man, that’s beautiful,” he said, catching me off guard a bit. I was so very clearly not a man at the moment. I realized after a second that he was just exclaiming, not that he’d figured me out or anything.
I remembered then that I’d actually intended to tell him about this whole situation when it all started. Why had I given up on that? Was I actually enjoying myself as Britney? Was I committed to the act that strongly?
Was I losing Trevor?
No, that one was stupid. I was still Trevor, Britney’s mind hadn’t overridden me entirely. Sure, it was getting a little hard to tell which thoughts were Britney’s and which thoughts were Trevor’s, but I wouldn’t let it get to the point Dean warned me about. Honestly, now that I thought about it, kind of a shitty move that she didn’t warn me before the spell was cast.
I sat down on a bench, and Ethan sat beside me. We sat there for a good fifteen minutes or so before either of us said anything, but I surprisingly didn’t mind that. I just kinda liked sitting there, next to him. At one point, I even moved a bit closer to him, and he put his arm around me. It felt so very… I don’t know what it was, really. It was like I needed it, or something.
And then he kissed me.
He kissed me!
I gently pushed away from him, but not like a shove or anything. He looked half surprised and half understanding, if there were some strange mixture of those two looks. “You okay?” he asked.
“You kissed me,” was all I could say.
“Yeah, I don’t… It just kinda came over me, y’know?”
“I get it, but…” I wanted to say all kinds of things. Keep going, or I don’t know why I wanted you to stop, or something like that, but I couldn’t.
Instead, I said the one thing I probably shouldn’t have said. “Look, I’m not actually Britney, I’m really Trevor and this whole thing was just Britney using me to get you two together by way of you thinking I’m her and believing you’re on a date while she’s cheering for the football team at the away game tonight.” Holy shit, that all flowed from my mouth somewhat coherently. “And because her mind is sharing space with mine, I really, really liked that kiss but at the same time I don’t wanna lose being Trevor because I could actually not be Trevor after tonight if this whole thing gets me too into Britney’s psyche.”
Ethan didn’t say anything for a second, maybe five, maybe five million, and then he did the most surprising and yet obvious thing possible: He laughed.
I sighed. “I know, you don’t believe me because this whole thing is super crazy, but --“
He cut me off. “No, I know you’re telling the truth.”
“You do?”
“Yeah, Dean called me like an hour before we met up and told me everything.”
“Dean told you?”
“Yeah.”
“Everything?”
“Yeah, everything.”
“And you’re okay with the fact that you’re kissing a guy right now?”
“Well, you’re not exactly a guy. And either way, I kinda think she planned this whole thing.”
“Why would she have planned for Britney to have her turn me into her exact twin?”
“I dunno. Fun, probably. She turned me into a frog one day last month just to see if she could perform the spell right.”
“You know magic exists?”
“Yeah. It’s kinda an open secret back where I moved here from.” He smirked and put his arm around me again. “Plus, I hate to tell Britney this since she was really into going out with me, but my crush on her has only been kinda… Well... “
“Oh, dear God, are you really gay and using me as a way to go straight?”
His eyes lit up with real surprise that time. “No, no, hell no! No, I just kinda lost my crush on Britney after she kept ignoring me when I tried to ask her out. I don’t mean to be rude, seeing as you have part of her brain in you, but your sister could be kinda clueless whenever I was around.”
The irony of this was both hilarious and sad. “So, what, am I like the rebound girl to a relationship that never happened in the first place?”
“Nah, I just think Dean wanted to set us up.”
“So, I’m probably not gonna change back, am I?”
He shook his head. “From what Dean told me, she kinda bullshitted you with that warning and you’re not actually in danger of Britney’s mind overriding yours.”
“Okay, that’s both comforting and surprising.”
“But, you have until you go to sleep tonight to decide if you wanna stay this way for the rest of your life.”
I sat there for awhile, considering that option. I didn’t mind being this way, but part of my mind was Britney’s, and she obviously had no problem being herself. Plus, there was the possibility that Dean could adjust that so that my brain wasn’t so much of Britney. Plus plus there was the whole Dating Ethan thing, which sounded like a win to me right now.
But there was everything I’d lose not being Trevor. Plus I’d have to explain everything to my parents. Plus there was dealing with Britney when she found out this whole thing she tried to organize to her advantage had kinda blown up in her face and left her without a boyfriend and a brother who was now her sister who was dating the guy she wanted to date. All of that sounded like a really shitty thing to havta deal with just because I was caught up in this moment.
Altogether, none of this sounded like a good thing to be impulsive about.
I sighed. “Okay, I’m gonna kiss you now, but after that, I need to call Dean and bitch about how she’s not giving me enough time.”
He just smiled.
"What if a succubus doesn't want to be a succubus anymore? She'd probably possess a man assuming her sex drive would die off, right?"
Hikaro
This is by far one of the most popular things I've posted on TG Storytime, and very much probably the funniest. This story, in a way, takes pretty much every TG anime trope, throws them in a blender, makes fun of all of them, and offered me a chance to write a very sex-oriented story. I don't know why I did this, I don't remember why the idea even came to me, but one day I just wondered "What if a succubus doesn't want to be a succubus anymore? She'd probably possess a man assuming her sex drive would die off, right?"
Time for hilarity to ensue.
Much like the stories in The Curse universe (to which this is tied), I'll be posting here in blocks of three.
“Mike,” somebody said. I was so groggy, that the voice sounded like it was coming from everywhere and nowhere at the same time. I pulled my blanket over top of my head and tried to drown out the sound, but it wasn’t working too well. Why wouldn’t they just let me sleep? “Mike,” the voice said again. It sounded so sweet, so pleasant that I wanted to reach in my shorts and play with myself. I’d dreamed about voices that hot whispering my name.
“Lemme sleep,” I said, hoping whoever this was would go away. My voice sounded wrong, though. Like I had laryngitis. I put it out of my mind, because the other voice was so sweet and made me wanna stroke something. When did my hand get under my shirt? Oh well. I didn’t care.
“It’d be great if you’d wake up, Mikey,” the voice spoke almost directly into my ear. I could hear that all day long, though. My other hand had slipped into my shorts after all. Huh. It felt good to be stroking myself. “It’ll feel better if you wake up.”
“I don’t wanna,” I said. My voice still sounded wrong, but it also sounded… Strained. Not in an exhausting way, but more in a… Well, a different way. In a way I couldn’t describe. It was a way that suggested pleasure somehow. Granted, I was playing with myself. Pinching my nipple was electric, rubbing at my clit was exhilarating.
Rubbing at my what?!
I sat up and looked at my reflection in the mirror that hung on my closet door. That… That wasn’t me! No! That girl couldn’t be me! How was that me?!
“It’s not, sweetie,” the voice said again. I looked around and saw the exact same girl standing at my dresser, rooting through my clothes. “It’s me, I’m just borrowing your body.”
I opened my mouth to speak, but nothing came out. Was I in shock? Was I simply speechless? Or was I afraid of the fact that my voice sounded like pure sexual pleasure?
“Oh, probably all three, baby girl,” she said, with a smirk. “We’re gonna havta get you some new clothes, though. Much as I like wearing a man’s shirt, it only makes sense after I’ve had my fill of him, not while I’m using him for a timeshare.”
“Who… What are you?!”
The girl practically danced over to me, and that was when I first saw the little devil wings and the horns on her forehead. She looked like the adorable devil-over-the-shoulder from any manga or anime I’ve ever seen. “My name is Eve, and for the foreseeable future, we’re sharing your body.”
“We’re what?!”
“Sharing your body, this is not a difficult concept. I’m a succubus, you’re a human, I borrow your body to do what I do.” She giggled. “Which is usually guys, but that’s why I decided to borrow your body.”
I looked back at my now-female reflection. “But I’m not a guy anymore!”
She sighed. “Yeah, sort of a side effect. My being was a little stronger than yours, but hopefully your body keeps your standard urges about guys, otherwise this won’t work at all.”
“What won’t?”
She rolled her eyes. “I’m tired of being a succubus, duh.”
“You’re… You’re what?”
She let out an aggravated sigh, then grabbed me by the shoulders. “You do know what a succubus is, right?” I nodded. “Good. Well, what you humans don’t know is that when your whole existence revolves around fucking - It. Gets. Boring. All day, every day, having a dick in one of your holes is so annoying now, I’ve just gotten tired of it.”
“You possessed me just to stop having sex? Isn’t that why you possess people?”
She rolled her eyes again. “Well yeah, but only people of the same gender. Possessing a guy should have just meant I was the voice in the back of your head, the person you got to talk to whenever you were alone. I’d eventually fade away and then I’d be reborn as a human, likely as your first child. I didn’t think I’d be so much more powerful than you - mentally, that is - that I’d overwrite your body completely.”
“Wouldn’t you change anybody that you possessed?”
She shook her head. “No. I bet if I possessed an older guy, it would have worked, but that just felt gross. Hell, even possessing older women feels gross to me. I look at them naked in the mirror and I get worried that I’m gonna start showing stretch marks like that when I get older.”
“Wait, how old are you? Aren’t succubi supposed to be centuries old? That’s how it is in those stupid sex stories my friend Mindy makes me read.”
“Some of us are. My mom possessed the Eve, as in the one from the Bible. That’s why she named me Eve. I’m only fifteen, but I’m already way too tired of having sex with guys.”
I pulled her hands off my shoulders. “How old do succubi start having sex?”
“Depends on the succubus. My mom started me off early, I was about three.”
I shook in horror. “Ugh, gross.”
“Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it, sister.” She clamped her hands over her mouth. “On second thought, don’t try it, that’s the whole reason I picked a guy. If you start having wanton sex all the time, it’s just gonna make me stronger, and then I’ll never be able to stop.”
“What about with girls?”
“Still counts.”
“You mean I’ve gotta keep it in my pants until you’ve finally faded away?”
“No. If you have a meaningful relationship with somebody, it’s fine. Emotion driven sex is fine, it’s just urge driven sex that gives me power.”
“Emotions cause some urges.”
“Yeah, but if you really love this guy, you should be fine.”
I felt an eyebrow raise. “How do you know I’ll fall in love with a guy considering I used to be one?”
“Educated guess. I’ve checked everywhere in this room, couldn’t find a single porn magazine. I checked your internet history, nothing there either. Unless you’re hiding it all at a friend’s place, something tells me you’ve already been looking for the right guy. I can’t say you’re gonna find a gay guy anymore, though.”
“I wasn’t gay!”
“How so?”
“I never thought about guys!”
“And girls?”
“Not really…” I rubbed at my arm, like any nervous girl would. “I didn’t really have many sexual thoughts. I masturbated, but just… Just as something to do, y’know?”
She rubbed at her chin. “I’ll try to believe you. You were fingering yourself to my voice earlier, but that could just be because my presence in your body ramped up your sex drive.”
I shook again. “Please don’t bring that up to anyone ever again. Or to me.”
“You’re the only person I can talk to. Just because you have my body now doesn’t mean I’m in control. That’s all you, Mikey.” There was a knock on my door, and her lips spread into a smile. “You should probably find a way to explain this to your mom, by the way.”
Eve disappeared almost instantly, and my bedroom door opened. My mom stood there, her mouth hanging open and her eyes wide. If I looked at my reflection, I wouldn’t have been surprised to find that expression mirrored on my face, because that was how I felt. I stared at her, she stared at me. After about a minute of staring, her eyes went from my face to my chest. Granted, it must have been a shock to see her son having sprouted D-cups, but that didn’t stop it from feeling uncomfortable to have them stared at. Now I knew how natural girls felt about that sort of thing. Finally, her eyes moved from my chest back to my face, and I almost thought she was about to scream, but she instead spoke in what had to be the calmest voice I’d heard all morning.
“Michael, please come downstairs.”
I stood up and everything felt instantly different. Walking was so odd, like my body was off center. My new boobs were jiggling without anything to support them. For whatever reason, Eve’s worries about stretch marks crossed my mind, but I did my best to think about something else. That wasn’t very hard, since talking to my mom would be frightening all by itself.
My mom and I had a very good relationship. My dad had left us when I was about six months old, so I’d never even met him. My older sister, Allison, had told me that he wasn’t that good a father anyway, verging on abusive. Mom didn’t talk about him much, which I was fine with. I often worried that I’d end up like my dad. Being told anything about him made me worry I’d be that much closer to being like him.
Oh, God, the stairs were a journey now. How did girls stand walking down stairs with these things? Girls wear bras, dummy, a voice said. Must have been Eve’s, since it wasn’t mine. Well, it was mine, but it wasn’t mine. Ugh, the idea of sharing my head with someone else was so crazy. Bras. Right. I’d need one, unless I wanted my boobs to go crazy all day long, which would likely draw guys right to me.
Mom was already sitting on the couch when I finally made it to the first floor, pretty much holding my breasts down to keep them from jiggling too much. She patted the seat beside her, so I sat down. Even that felt weird, likely because of how different I could tell my ass was now. Nothing in this felt right to me.
“Mikey, honey, I’m going to have to assume you’ve been possessed by a succubus.”
I was dumbfounded. How she’d figured this out completely, I had no clue. “How… How’d you know?”
She took my hand. “Sweetie, there’s something you need to know. It’s not something you’re going to like, but you still need to know.” This was starting to scare me. “When I was your age, I was also possessed by a succubus.”
“Were you a guy, too?”
She shook her head. “Oh, no, sweetie, I was possessed the natural way.”
“How’s being possessed by a sex demon natural in any way?!”
She shrugged. “It happens more often than you’d think.”
“How do you know that?!”
“Not the point, the point is that I know what you’re going through.” She squeezed my hand. “And I know what you will be going through.”
“Whaddya mean?”
“Well, you don’t know anything about the War, sweetie.”
I shook my head. “No. No I don’t.”
“Sunday’s about to be a nightmare for you.”
“Why is Sunday about to be a nightmare?”
“Because your sister will likely want to kill you.”
“Kill me?”
“Only because of her duty to the Order of Magic, not any sort hate for you.”
“Mom, you’re scaring me.”
She nodded. “I’m not surprised. I’ll have a talk with her before she comes home this weekend. What I’m trying to tell you, though, is that your sister is a magical girl and her orders are to kill any succubus she comes into contact with.”
“A magical girl? Like, Sailor Moon kind of magical girl?”
“Transformation sequence and everything.”
“How have I never heard of this?”
“Because there was no reason to drag you into the situation. You were my only boy and had no reason to know about the War.”
“I dunno, hearing about my sister dying at some point might have needed a little explaining. Allie’s too smart to cross the street without looking for cars.”
She sighed. “It’s not that kind of War. The succubi are pretty much losing, honestly.”
Did you know about this? I asked Eve in my brain, hoping she’d answer.
I knew about the War, but I didn’t know your sister was a magical girl. I was sorta hoping to avoid one of those.
I groaned. “I’m not gonna die, am I?”
Mom shook her head. “Of course not, sweetie, you’ll be fine. Hopefully, Allie’s love of her little brother outweighs her hatred for Succubi.”
Somehow, that didn’t make me feel any better. Especially because I wasn’t her little brother anymore.
“Okay, so to be clear about this, you were once possessed by a succubus, my older sister is a magical girl, and all of this,” I gestured around my new body, “is not strange to you at all?”
She shrugged. “I wouldn’t say that it’s not strange. My son now has a larger bust size than his sister. But despite all the strange, it won’t be difficult to handle.”
I sighed. “This is just crazy.”
“I get that, baby, but I’ll help you through it.” She put her arms around me, and it honestly felt like she was hugging me for the first time in my life. Whatever was different about this one was just… Different, and wonderful.
Hey, just think. When a guy hugs you, it’s gonna feel amazing, too. Especially when they go for the boobs. If I believed in God, I’d praise him for giving us boobs.
I desperately wanted a fireplace poker to jam into my skull.
I picked my phone up off my nightstand and looked through it, trying to find somebody to talk to. The school year was about to start, and having at least one friend who knew what was happening with me would ease the coming week. I steered clear of my male friends, as the idea of one of them seeing me like this wasn’t enticing in any way.
Yeah, but the guys are enticing, Eve said.
I groaned. “The least you can do is not say things like that. Especially since you want to stop being that way.” I then looked at the mirror. “And why don’t you actually manifest yourself to me? Hearing you in my head is okay when I’m talking to people, but you can show yourself in my room.”
Almost instantly, Eve appeared on the bed beside me. She was holding a nail file, using it for the obvious reasons. “What’s so special about me actually being in the room? You’re the only one who can see me anyway.” She pointed to the mirror. “Not to mention we look exactly the same.”
“How about the fact that having you in my head feels weird?”
“You’ll get used to it.”
I sighed. Getting used to it frightened me. I went back to scrolling through my contacts, looking for somebody to text. I couldn’t really find the courage to text any of them. The idea that they’d be coming over here and meeting the new me was scary.
“Why not Mindy? You said she likes succubi, she should be thrilled by this.”
“Because the No Sex rule would likely get thrown out the window in about ten minutes.”
“Ugh, she’s…”
“Yeah, she’s a lesbian. Why do you make it sound like it’s wrong?”
“Because I was born for cock, so cock makes sense to me.” She kept on filing her nails. “I’m not against lesbians, I just don’t see the appeal. Play with your own boobs instead of somebody else’s, it’s that simple.”
I looked at my phone again. Mindy might understand what was going on. No. I Shook my head. “Mindy’s had a crush on me since we were seven, even being a lesbian. Now that she’s got nothing in her way, it’ll be like an open invitation for her.”
“The girl’s got no boundaries?”
“None. She even groped the head cheerleader in front of everybody.”
“Damn… I prefer guys and that sounds hot to me.”
I rolled my eyes. “That doesn’t help, I hope you realize.”
She shrugged. “Either way, seems like she’d be the best one to understand this situation. Call her up.”
In a way, Eve was right. Mindy was the closest one to understanding this situation, even if I didn’t want her to know about this until I was a little more in control of whatever urges having a succubus in my head might cause. I tapped on her picture, then the text icon. I then sat there for awhile trying to decide what to say.
I just looked at the phone and froze. I really couldn’t text Mindy. Not just because I was worried about her trying to hit on me, but because she was still on vacation with her family. I can’t believe I hadn’t thought of that. I set my phone down on my bed and fell back, the ceiling the only thing I could see.
Eve moved over top of me. “How come you’re not calling her?”
“Because, she’s on vacation with her parents. I just remembered that.”
“Ooooh. Ya gonna pick somebody else?”
I shook my head. “My only other friends are all guys. And I am not calling one of them.”
She sat down beside me. “What if… Look, there’s a chance that I can sorta shut our urges off.”
“What?”
“It’s only temporary and it really hurts me, because I’m using up a lot of energy. Since you’re the host body, that means it’s gonna hurt you.”
I groaned. “There’s no other way?”
“Call a guy friend over and do your damnedest to keep it in your pants?”
I rolled my eyes. “Is there any way you can help with that?”
“I can try thinking un-sexy thoughts to turn you off, but that’s really, really hard for me.”
I sighed. “Fine. I’ll text Terry and pray that I can make it through one conversation with him without trying to unbuckle his pants and suck his dick.”
Eve giggled. “You’re getting just as dirty as I am already.”
The idea of that scared me.
I looked at the clock for about the billionth time. Twenty minutes had passed since I texted Terry, and still he was nowhere to be seen. The asshole only lived three houses away from me. I couldn’t stand just sitting on my bed waiting for something to happen, I had to go do something.
It occurred to me that I hadn’t really taken a look at myself since I woke up. Sure, I knew what I looked like, but I hadn’t really taken a look at myself. I walked over to the mirror on my closet door and took a good, long look at the girl I’d become.
Had I been a guy, a girl that looked like I did now would have probably given me the hardest boner I could imagine. I had the curviest figure possible for a sixteen year old girl, wide hips and huge boobs. If they weren’t D cups, I’d be amazed. My hair had been brown before, and it was fiery red now. My face, though obviously Eve’s, looked somewhat like my mother’s. I wondered if Eve had done that on purpose, so that I’d still recognizably be my mother’s child.
I considered taking my shirt off and looking at myself topless, but decided against it. With my luck, I’d probably turn myself on enough to masturbate and then Terry would get here and seize his opportunity. Instead, I just took a peek down my shirt, and the sight of those things hanging off my chest nearly took my breath away.
“Yeah, I know what you mean,” Eve said. I looked up at the sound of her voice and saw her standing there, topless, fondling herself. Her finger flicked one of her obviously hard nipples, and my own responded. “These are great, aren’t they?”
I saw myself turn red in the mirror. “Put your shirt back on!”
“What? What’s wrong with appreciating what you’ve got? Learn to love ‘em, sister, because they’re not going away.”
If I were to look at myself now, I’d be even redder. “Shut it!”
Eve giggled. “Don’t worry, you’ll get used to ‘em. Plus, playing with your tits is a great way to get off.”
“And if I don’t want to get off?”
She shook her head. “I wouldn’t think that way. Look, being the way you are now will require a balance between the urges for anyone with a piece of meat swinging between his legs and our desires to keep your legs closed. Masturbating will be a necessity, understand that.”
I groaned. “You’ve got to be kidding me.”
“Nope. So, either set aside at least a couple moments a day for exploring the internal mechanics and groping the propane tanks.”
“Propane tanks?”
“It’s an expression, don’t put too much thought into it.”
“Doesn’t that kinda… I mean, I think of farts when you say that.”
“Not! Important! The important thing is that you play with yourself a few times a day, or else you’ll wanna go humping every yum-yum guy you come across.” Something crossed her mind that made her giggle. “Heh heh, ‘cum across’. That’s a funny phrase.”
I rolled my eyes. “Whatever. I guess I’ll masturbate every so often. But what am I gonna do when school starts and I can’t masturbate until I get home?”
“Not even a little?”
“Not.”
“Between classes?”
“I’d smell like pussy.”
“But guys like that.”
“Eve! You keep forgetting!”
She nodded. “Sorry, sorry. You’re right, don’t touch yourself at school. You’ll just have to keep yourself under control there.”
I plopped onto my bed. It felt so different. “You’re making this sound harder than I want it to be.”
She sat down next to me. “Sorry. Believe me, I only want it to be hard enough to pleasure us.”
I glared at her. “Most of what you know is innuendo, isn't it?”
“Kinda. It’s more fun that way.”
“Whatever. Just… Please don’t fill my head full of those at inappropriate moments.”
She nodded. “I promise they won’t be at inappropriate moments.”
“Or any moments, for that matter.”
“Oh, c’mon! What if you’re on a hot date with a hot guy who you really like? It won’t be feeding the urges if you really like him.”
“Why are you so certain I’ll fall for a guy?”
She shook her head. “I dunno. Just with me in your head, you’ll be a bit more inclined to lust after guys, and then there’s that whole gay thing that you used to be.”
“I wasn’t gay!”
“Not even a little?”
“Girls turned me on when I was a guy.”
“Really? That just seems…”
“If you make a joke or talk about how weird it is that I liked girls when I wasn’t one, I’m going to hit you.”
“You’re just seeing me in your mind, remember?”
“Then shouldn’t I be able to hit you if I imagine doing it?”
She shook her head.
“Not at all?”
Again.
I sighed. “Fine. Just… I wasn’t gay, okay? Accept that.”
She shrugged. “Fine. But you’re gonna have a lot of thoughts about guys now. Remember to keep ‘em in check when Terry gets here.”
I nodded. “Yeah, that worries me. I just wish he’d get here.”
Forty minutes more waiting, and Terry still wasn’t anywhere to be seen. I was getting nervous, and it was annoying me. Eve just sat on my bed watching me pace. She didn’t say a word, which wasn’t necessarily a bad thing, because she was likely to just throw out an innuendo, but the fact that all she was doing was watching me was a little annoying.
I almost threw myself at my bed. “Ugh! What the fuck is taking him so long?!”
Eve sighed. “Sounds like shitty boyfriend material.”
“I don’t want a boyfriend, Eve. I want my friend to be here so that somebody knows who I am when school starts.” I covered my head with a pillow and suddenly the idea of Terry being my boyfriend passed through my mind. He wasn’t all that bad to look at, he was kinda funny. Any girl would probably consider him quite the catch. I imagined him walking into my room, kissing me…
I shook my head. No, no, no, nonono! I couldn’t let myself think those thoughts. I had to think about something else. Something else entirely. I looked around my room, hoping beyond hope that I could find something to take my mind away from thoughts of Terry being my boyfriend. Something to drive away my picturing his pants coming off, his rock hard member pushing into me… His hands all over my boobs… My own hand found its way to my stiff nipple and I almost imagined his on top of me…
Goddammit! I was doing it again! I stood up and smacked myself in the head a few times. I was driving myself insane thinking about Terry like that. I needed to find something to take my mind off of him, but I just couldn’t.
Eve just sat there at the edge of my bed, doing her best to stifle a giggle. “What?!” I almost shouted.
“Sorry. It’s just I’ve never seen this from the outside, and it’s kinda funny. Are you… Y’know… Okay?”
“No! Because now I’m thinking about Terry fondling me and the worst part about it is that it feels good! I actually think I want him to fondle me!”
“That was not what I expected to hear when I walked in here,” Terry’s voice said from behind me.
“Oh, crap…” I said, almost a squeak.
“And that’s the whole story,” I finished my tale. It wasn’t a particularly long one, but it was still eventful nonetheless. I tried to avoid looking Terry in the face, because I couldn’t stop myself from examining him. Unfortunately, that just made me look at his chest, and while Terry wasn’t some musclebound monster, he did have some upper body mass. I looked away from his chest and of course my eyes immediately landed on his bulge. God, I’d never noticed how big his package could get before.
You should stop that, I told myself, but it wasn’t easy. I looked back up at his face, and just had to accept that I thought he could make a damn good living as an underwear model.
He took a long time to say something, then he finally asked, “Who were you talking to when I came in here?”
I sighed. “That was Eve. I can see her physically if I ask her to show up. Otherwise, I just hear her in my head.”
“What’s she look like?”
“Exactly like me, but with horns and devil wings. I told you this at the beginning of the story.”
“You were talkin’ at like twelve hundred words a minute and I was staring at your boobs, leave me alone.”
I rolled my eyes. Of course he was staring at my boobs. Granted, I was staring at his rod, so I guess the feeling was mutual. “Look, this is really serious, okay? You’re the only person who knows and I’ve gotta trust you.”
He smiled, which of course I found adorable. “You don’t have anything to worry about. I’m not gonna be hittin’ on you all the time.”
I let out a breath I didn’t know I was holding in. In fact, when had I started holding it in? “Good. You’re just sorta the only one I can rely on.”
“Why didn’t you call Mindy?”
“She’s still out of town.”
“No she’s not.”
What?! “What?”
“She and her folks came back early because of some thing her cousin Jeanie is doing at college this week.”
I laid back on my bed. “Great. So I coulda called her and saved myself the mental problems.”
He laughed. “Yeah, but she’d be trying to cop a feel on you.”
“Like you don’t want to.”
“Didn’t say I didn’t.”
“Well, maybe it’s better if she doesn’t know. Maybe if she just thinks I’m the new girl at school, she won’t wanna... “ I sighed. “I don’t even believe what I’m saying. You’ll tell her with me when the time comes, right?”
“Duh.”
“You think, maybe if she sees that you’re not drooling all over me, she won’t think it’s anything special that I’m a girl now?”
“You can’t begin to think that’s a good idea.”
I shook my head. “You’re right. She’ll probably think I’ll be easier to get if you’re not the one humping me.”
“Why did you specifiy humping?”
“I have a succubus in my head, any number of words could come out of my mouth.”
Just be happy I’m not demanding that Mr. Hunky-hunk put something in your mouth, Eve said, making me once again wish I had a sharp needle to stick in my skull.
He’s not that hot, okay? He’s… Average...
I know for a fact that you don’t believe that.
Shut up, seriously. Shut. Up.
“Uh, Earth to Mike, you paying attention?” Terry asked, snapping me out of my little mental conversation with Eve. That was when I realized I was topless, on top of him. He was still clothed, but how the hell did this happen to me?! “They’re great to look at, but considering you said you wanted to avoid this sort of thing, I think you need to get off of me.”
I recoiled in shock and covered myself, despite the fact that he’d already seen everything he needed to. I looked around for my shirt and quickly pulled it back on, then practically jumped to the other side of the room. “Oh, Jesus… How did that happen?!”
Terry was smiling. “I don’t know what was going on in your head, but you just took your shirt off, pushed me over and climbed on top of me. I tried talking you out of it about five times, but you didn’t respond until the last one. It’s kinda funny, you’re the one that doesn’t wanna be sexual and I’m the one with the most restraint.” He laughed. “Not all that easy, since you’re probably the second hottest girl I know.”
What the hell did you do that for?! I asked Eve in my mind.
Do you know how hard he is - I mean how hard it is to keep my urges in check? Be happy I didn’t have his pants down already, otherwise you might be taking a pregnancy test.
I can get pregnant?! You didn’t tell me that!
You’re a fully functional girl, one hundred percent, and… Woo, boy, I’ve got his pants down now.
My eyes focused and I realized that I was, indeed, pulling Terry’s pants off of him. “Why aren’t you stopping me from doing this stuff?!” I almost shouted.
“I sorta figure it’s like somebody sleepwalking, and stopping you could hurt you.”
I walked back over to the other side of the room and nearly slammed my head against the wall. “Ugh… I didn’t know getting you involved would be driving me nuts like this.”
Terry moved over to me. “You said before that the succubus said an emotional relationship would help, why don’t you try that?”
“With who? With you? I’m having a hard enough time keeping your dick outta my hands, if we were dating, even if it was emotional or romantic, that would just give the Little Succubus That Could more chances to try and get in your pants - or get you in my pants - and now that I know I can get pregnant, that really worries me!”
Terry scratched the back of his head. “Didn’t you know you could get pregnant already?”
I did tell you that you could get pregnant before now.
I ignored her, because I didn’t want to get into another blackout moment. “Look, a lot of crap has happened to me today, excuse me if I may have forgotten some details.”
“Seems like a pretty big detail to forget.”
I sighed. “Yeah, I know. I’m being really stupid right now.” I looked up at him. “Please, just help me through this by keeping me away from your zipper?”
As if to insult me, he kissed me on the forehead. “Of course. But don’t expect me not to treat you like a hot girl.”
“Why’d you do that?”
“Do what?”
“Kiss my forehead.”
“Did I do that?” He continued to smile. I was getting to the point where I wanted to deck him. “Huh. Maybe I’m possessed by a male sex demon.”
Well, there are male sex demons, but it’s so hard to find one. They’re great fucks when you do find one, though.
Again, I ignored her. “Don’t make fun of me,” I said, poking him in his outrageously firm bicep. “Just because I think you’re cute now doesn’t mean you can get away with that.”
He ruffled my hair - which couldn’t have been easy to do, since my hair went halfway down my back now - and kept on smiling. Thanks to that stupid smile, I really couldn’t be angry at him.
I poked through the bras and panties that Mom had brought home for me. Just the idea that I’d have to wear these things was freaky enough, but actually holding them in my hands was worse. I walked over to my dresser, pulled out a drawer and dumped my male underwear on the floor.
“Jeez,” Terry said. He was holding one of the bras. “How do these things hold you down?”
“You put that down. I’ve gotta wear them, it’ll be weird knowing that you’ve touched my underwear.” I started folding the panties and setting them in one half of the drawer. “You’ve had girlfriends before, haven’t you ever seen a bra?”
He dropped the bra back on my bed. “Well, I’ve felt one through a girl’s shirt before. That’s about the closest I’ve ever done.”
“Are mine the first boobs you’ve seen naked in person?”
“Yes.” He started folding some pairs of panties and handed them to me. “Yes, that does mean that you were my first.”
I stuck my tongue out at him. “Don’t take that too seriously.”
“You forced yourself on me, don’t forget that.”
“Ugh… Don’t remind me.” I finished with the panties and started folding the bras and putting them away.
“So, your mom just dropped everything to go out and buy you clothes?”
I nodded. “Well, she works at home and makes up her own hours, so technically she didn’t drop anything. How have we been friends for years and you never know that?”
“Do you know what my parents do?”
“No.”
“Well then, that explains it. Your mom’s not home most of the time I come over here, anyway. Now your sister... Her I pay attention to.”
That just made me think about Alicia. The idea that my sister was gonna wanna kill me the minute she saw me just worried me. I hadn’t seen her for a couple months. She lived in an apartment not far from where she went to college, and had a job as a waitress at a coffee shop. She mainly only came home for holidays and birthdays, of which mine was the upcoming Sunday.
“What’s with the thousand yard stare?”
“Huh?” I looked up at him, once again playing with one of my new bras. Thankfully, I wasn’t accidentally forcing myself on him again. “Oh, just thinking about Allie.”
“You’re not gonna try and pass yourself off as your cousin to her, are ya?”
I shook my head. “No. I just hope she doesn’t try and kill me the second she sees me.”
“What?”
“Allie’s a magical girl.”
“Like, the anime-wand-holding-sailor-uniform kind?”
“Yup.”
“Those exist?”
“And they’re trying to kill all the succubi.”
“Does she wear the sailor uniform?”
“According to Mom, yes.”
“Can she do it on command or is it only when the situation necessitates it?”
I sighed. “I don’t know, but can you please take this seriously? My sister is a magical girl whose whole job is to kill succubi and I’ve got a succubus in me!”
“Yeah, but… Would she kill you seeing as you’re her little sister now?”
“I don’t know! The whole possibility scares me.”
“Allie’s only, like, five-foot-six and a little over a hundred pounds, how would she kill you?”
Suddenly, a new voice entered the conversation, and I felt pure terror. “I don’t think you wanna be in the room to find out, Terry.” Allie was standing in my doorway, Sailor Moon outfit and giant wand/staff in hand, glaring at me. “Get away from my sister.”
Allie looked really, really goofy, wearing that sailor uniform. She’d look the epitome of a Japanese schoolgirl if either of us were Japanese. And then there was that big wand/staff/thing, which honestly scared the crap out of me because, for all I knew, she’d killed thousands of succubi with it. For whatever reason, Allie seemed taller now. Was it just because I shorter, even though I was sitting down? She looked like she took up even more of the doorway than she used to.
It’s because she’s wearing heels, Eve said. I didn’t even realize that until she pointed it out.
“Allie, please, don’t put what’s happened to me between us,” I said as I slowly stood up. “I didn’t ask for this, it just sorta happened.”
She’s not gonna try and kill me, right? Eve asked. I didn’t have an answer for her.
“I mean, c’mon, do I look like I’d…” I trailed off. I didn’t know what to say. This whole thing was nuts, and nothing I said or did would change the insanity of the situation. “Okay, I really don’t have anything to say. Just please, please don’t kill me?”
Allie didn’t say anything. She walked toward me, pushed Terry out of the way and put the head of the staff against my throat. I backed away as much as I could, but that was about two feet. Allie kept that staff against my neck and the look on her face told me that she was ready to do whatever the hell it was she did to kill succubi. In some childish, futile attempt to protect myself, I raised my hands in front of my face and closed my eyes.
And then nothing happened.
I cautiously opened my eyes, one at a time, and realized that I was being hugged.
This is weird, Eve whispered, for whatever reason. I’ve never been hugged by a magical girl.
And here I have been for years, I said. Imagine how weird this is for me.
I stiffly returned the hug, more than a little cautious. For all I knew, this was the standard way to kill a succubus, and potentially the host for said succubus. “Is this normal?” I asked.
“Yes, it's normal for me to hug my little sister. Well, now that I have a little sister.” She finally broke off the hug. “Did you think I was gonna hurt you?”
“Kinda…”
“Mom told me about what happened. So long as Eve stays in line, my order will let her go.”
Stays in line? What does she think I am? I could tell that Eve wasn’t happy.
Well, you are a sex demon, I said, hoping to diffuse the situation.
Allie sat down on the bed beside me. “How come you asked Terry here? Isn’t that kinda tempting?”
I sighed. “You have no idea.”
“I’ve had a few boyfriends, yeah, I think I do.”
Terry coughed out a laugh.
“Anyway, I was gonna call Mindy, but I thought she was out of town, then Terry tells me she’s not, but he was already here by then and I wasn’t gonna have both of them. What I’ve tried to do to Terry is bad enough, it would be a helluva lot worse if I was trying to hump Terry and Mindy was trying to hump me.”
Allie smirked. “What have you tried to do to Terry?”
“Nothing important,” I said, making sure to shoot a glare at Terry before he said a word, “just a lot of stuff I will never want to do again, unless I get Eve outta me and end up in a regular relationship with somebody. Even if it’s a guy.”
Oh, gee, thanks, Eve said, the sarcasm almost visible. I thought we were friends.
You invaded my body and turned me into a girl. We might become friends later on. We’ll have to see.
“I wish this had never happened to you,” Allie said, a sullen look on her face. “If it hadn’t, you could have gone on never knowing about… The Order. It’s not exactly a good thing that somebody outside of us,” she motioned toward Terry, “knows about this.”
Terry rolled his eyes. “Oh, please, like anybody’s gonna believe me that there’s a war between sex demons and Sailor Moon cosplayers.”
She stood up and moved over to him. “It’s not regular people I’m worried about. I’m not the only magical girl in town, and Mikey’s not the only succubus host. Just because we don’t advertise the War doesn’t mean it’s not on your doorstep, y’know?”
I asked, “So, how exactly do you guys fight this war, if nobody knows about it?”
She turned to me. “It’s more difficult than it sounds. First, we need to detect the presence of a succubus. Regular members like me can’t do it without a Sister. Sisters are one rank up from me, and they’re actually capable of generating magic within themselves. A regular can only turn our wands in to get magic infused in them, which we can then use freely during the day, but there’s a pretty strict limit. Thankfully, only fighting a succubus will drain it quickly.” She grabbed her staff again. Apparently, it had been leaning up against my closet door. She closed her eyes and a bright light emitted from her stomach, then split in two directions, going up and down. The light circled her, and her clothes changed from the schoolgirl outfit to her regular street clothes. “Whew, sweat pants feel so much more comfortable.”
“How exactly do you fight a succubus?”
Why are you asking when that could happen to you?! Eve nearly screamed.
So I know what to avoid in the future!
“It takes a lot of magical power, but essentially, we destroy everything about the girl. She ends up an amnesiac at best and a vegetable at worst.”
I gulped pretty loudly. “Is that the only thing you can do? There’s no way to separate the girl from the succubus?”
She shook her head. “The only one who can do that is the succubus. And most of the time, they don’t really wanna leave a girl’s body.” She rubbed at her arm. “And sometimes, even when they do, they don’t leave the girl off well. I’ve never actively fought a succubus before, I’ve only watched my Sister deal with one. The poor girl the succubus was possessing ended up… I don’t even know what the best way to put it is.” She shivered. “Probably the closest thing to say is that she was a cock-icidal maniac.”
Holy shit…
I couldn’t agree with Eve more. “So… What happened to her?”
“The only thing we could do was wipe her brain and leave her in a hospital. If we hadn’t, she would have had sex with every man she could find. And no guy would ever be able to satisfy her. If she ever comes out of the coma we left her in, she’ll still have an unbelievably high sex drive, but now she won’t be humping every dick in sight.”
You didn’t tell me that could happen to me! I yelled at Eve.
I didn’t know… My family’s always been really respectful of our hosts.
Allie sat down beside me again. “Um… This is gonna seem like a really weird request, but can I talk to Eve?”
“Huh?”
“I’ve never actually talked to a succubus before. Eve seems like she’s reasonable, so I wanna talk to her.”
Terry was smiling. “This’ll be good.”
She glared at him. “You leave the room.”
The smile disappeared. “Aww, c’mon!”
“If Eve’s not completely in control of herself, she could fuck you senseless and then my little sister has to be dealt with, so you need to leave.”
I was one step shy of laughing my ass off. Terry wanted a show, and he wasn’t gonna get it. Once he was out of the room, I closed my eyes and asked Eve, Do you wanna do this?
She took a little while to answer, but finally said, Yeah.
Okay, how do we do -
With Mike safely tucked away, I opened my eyes. It felt a little weird, actually being in control of her body, but after a second or two, I acclimated. “Whaddya wanna know?” I asked.
“You’re Eve?”
I nodded. “Yeah.”
“How do I know?”
“Just, trust me. I don’t know how to actually convince you.”
Allie smiled. “What would you do if I brought Terry back in here?”
Automatically, I answered, “Take his pants off, followed by his underwear, work the shaft with my hands for 15 seconds, then finally take him in my mouth. I’d only work to get him mostly hard before I take my lips off of him, take off my pants, bend over and work him doggy style for a good fifteen minutes. After that, I’d go back to oral for a little bit, and then I’d finish him off with anal while having him finger me.”
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! Mike shouted.
That was when I realized what I’d said. “Um… Sorry, sorry… I didn’t think about that at all.”
Allie giggled. “No, it’s okay. Now I know you’re Eve.”
I blushed. “Still. He’s Mike’s best friend, and I just described how I’d fuck him. And Mike heard me.”
“She’s conscious in there?”
I nodded. “Yeah. Same when it’s the other way around, and Mike’s in control.”
“Was my description the first time you’ve heard about what happens to succubi when members of the Order fight them?”
I nodded again. “Yeah. My mom and I stay away from all that. I’ve only ever had a couple of hosts, and I always left them exactly as I found them.”
“What about your mom?”
“Well, she’s had more hosts, but she’s been around since the beginning. I mean, my mom’s first host was Eve, as in Adam and Eve, Eve.”
Allie’s eyes widened. “Your… Holy crap, I need to meet your mom.”
“No. Nononono… If my mom finds out about me wanting to stop having sex, she’ll… Probably do less to me than what your Order would do, but it still wouldn’t be good. I just… I can’t tell her.”
“Eve, your mom is the first succubus. The whole reason you can try to get out of having all that sex is because your sex drive isn’t as strong as other succubi.”
I scratched at my arm. “Yeah, it is. I still want to fuck, it’s just… I can choose not to, y’know?”
“Yeah, that’s my point. Most of the time, a succubus is so driven by her sex drive that she gets violent. That’s the whole reason the Order exists. We’re here to save regular girls from that violent sexual need. We don’t like to kill succubi, but it’s the only thing we can do.” She grabbed my hand. “But if your mom was on our side, we might be able to do something else.”
I looked down at her hand holding mine, then closed my eyes and sighed. “I can’t. Believe me, I want a better solution, but… If my mom hurts me, she’ll hurt Mike, and I can’t let that happen.”
What’ll she do to me? Mike asked.
Nothing good.
I opened my eyes and suddenly I was back in control of my own body. Eve had moved me from the bed to the couch downstairs without my paying any attention. At least my clothes were still on. The only bad thing was that I couldn’t see Terry anywhere. Allie was sitting next to me, and some rom-com was playing on the TV.
“Where’s Terry?” I asked.
“Well, Eve and I worked out a deal, so he’s upstairs on your bed, naked, with his hands and legs tied together, with a gag stuck in his mouth,” Allie said, smirking. “I’m kidding, obviously. I wouldn’t let Eve in the same room with Terry if my life depended on it.”
“Thank you, very, very much.” I looked around. “Seriously, though, where is he?”
“In the bathroom, doing whatever it is boys do since they can actually stand to pee.”
The idea of going to the bathroom had yet to occur to me the entire day. “It’s not as hard as you’d think.”
“Just so you know that you can’t do it anymore. That’d be a helluva mess you’d need to clean up if you tried.” She was suddenly holding a bowl of popcorn. “Want some?”
“No. Where’d you get that?”
“Magic wand, remember?”
“Yeah, but I don’t see it anywhere.”
She reached into her back pocket and pulled her phone out. “When it’s not in physical form, I can just use magic with this app,” she said, pointing to something that I didn’t think existed on any app store. It was actually called Magic Wand. “Making popcorn isn’t the best use of magic, but it doesn’t use like any of my wand’s power. Also, the Order doesn’t have any problems with it.”
“What if you use up all your magic power making popcorn and then you have to fight a succubus?”
“I don’t think I could actually eat that much popcorn. Either way want some?”
“I said no.”
“You coulda changed your mind.”
“Nope.” I adjusted myself on the couch. Eve had me sitting with my legs tucked under me, which wasn’t uncomfortable, but felt kinda weird. I had a feeling I’d get more used to it eventually. Particularly when I would get a boyfriend, which still didn’t seem right, but was starting to become less weird to me. “What are we watching, anyway?”
“Um…” Allie reached for the remote and hit the guide button. “Run Fatboy Run. It’s been kinda funny.”
“I’ve never seen it.”
She gobbled down another mouthful of popcorn. “Trust me, if you as a girl is anything like me or Mom, you’re gonna start enjoying romantic comedies.” She once again held the bowl over to me, and this time I gave up and grabbed a handful of popcorn. “Have any of your tastes changed? Other than your sexual preference, that is.”
I shrugged. “I dunno. I still like all the things I did like, nothing actually feels different, except for the fact that I like guys now.” I took more popcorn. “He’s taking a really long time in the bathroom.”
“Maybe he had to take a dump.”
“Where did you get a dart board?” I asked as Terry hammered a nail on my wall. “And why were you in the basement?”
“Do you even realize how much cool shit you have in the basement?” he asked, holding onto some nails with his teeth. “You think your mom would care if I took that blow-up doll I found down there?”
“There’s a blow-up doll in the basement?”
“Yes.”
“Take it,” Allie said, looking like she was going to burst into laughter. “It’s not gonna get any use from anybody here.”
“Still,” I said, “do we have like a bar down in the basement, why a dart board?”
“As a matter of fact,” Mom began, as she brought in a laundry basket full of recently folded clothes, your grandpa did have a bar in the basement.” She opened my dresser drawer. “And yes, Terry, take the blow-up doll and get it out of here. That was something I bought the girls’ grandpa for his birthday once. He let the air out of it the day I brought it home and it just sat in the basement.”
Allie asked, “Um, isn’t Mike gonna need new clothes?”
I shook my head. “Nope. Mom bought me new underwear and all my old clothes fit me. They’re a little... Well… The pants are kinda tight in the ass, and my shirts are big on me, but other than that, there’s no problem with them. And it’s not like I’d be the only girl at school who wears boy clothes.”
“You’d be the hottest girl at school who wears guy clothes,” Terry added.
Allie ignored him. “But if you just wear guy clothes, you’ll never enjoy the feeling of wearing a skirt on a warm day, or just sitting in the sun in a sundress.”
I shook my head. “I think I should stay away from skirts.”
“Why?”
“The succubus in my head that would love the chance to make me drop my panties around a well-built guy.”
You say that like I want you to go around naked with a sign pointed saying ‘Fuck me harder’ all the time.
Are you saying you don’t want to have sex with well-built boys?
Ugh! Why do you have to have a point?
I added, “Pants make that substantially harder for her.”
“Yeah, but when you need to hurry to the bathroom, skirts are a great help. You won’t have to fumble around with a belt and a zipper.” Allie made a motion and suddenly her wand/staff was in her hands, and a bright light appeared above her head. The light traveled down her body, making her clothes disappear, and then a second light appeared above her and followed the path of the first, only this time it was giving her the schoolgirl outfit she’d had on when she got home. It was over in a few seconds. “And the leg freedom is nice, too.”
I sighed. “Can I wear pants under a skirt?”
She rolled her eyes. “You can, but why would you?”
“So that I can avoid dropping my panties in front of boys!”
Mom patted me on the head. “You can wear pants under a skirt if you want to. Don’t let your sister try to make you do something you don’t want to do.” She picked up the laundry basket and walked to the doorway. “I’d suggest tights, though. They look better under a skirt.” She closed the door behind her, then opened it again and tossed Allie a box of darts. “You’re gonna need those.” Then the door was closed again.
I sighed. “Okay, I’ll try a skirt at some point, but I’m not letting Eve have a shot at tempting any boys into getting me pregnant.”
Oh, like you wouldn’t make a great mom.
So help me, I will find a way to hurt you.
“Awesome!” Allie squealed. “I’mma go get one right now, you can try it on. We’re about the same size, except for the boobs.” She almost literally flew out the door (and then the idea that Allie might actually be capable of flying out the door occurred tome…), and closed it behind her.
Terry laughed. “Dude, your sister is cooler now that I know she’s Sailor Hartford.”
“I should probably be scared that she’s bringing skirts in here for me to try on. Especially around you.”
“You’ll be fine. Your sister’ll probably kick me out of the room or throw a dart at my dick, or something.” He grabbed the box of darts and pulled a couple out. “Besides, I think you’re hot, but I don’t wanna, y’know, come off as rapey, or anything.”
I sat down on my bed. “Thanks, Terry. You really are a big help in all this.”
He smiled that adorable smile again. “No problem.” He threw a dart. “I’ve gotta ask, though, are you gonna keep going by Mike? No offense, but you don’t really look like a Mike anymore.”
“Mike can be short for Michelle, y’know.”
“I know, but… I dunno, it just seems wrong for you now.”
“So what seems right?”
“Don’t ask me, I’m gonna keep callin’ you Mike.”
“Then why even bring it up?”
“You’re gonna need a new name for school.”
I sighed. “And you don’t have any suggestions?”
Allie walked back in the room, an armful of more than just skirts in her arms. “What’s going on?”
“Terry thinks I need a new name.”
“Because she does,” Terry added, throwing another dart.
“What’s wrong with Mike?” Allie asked.
“It’s not a girl name.”
“And yet he’s gonna keep calling me that regardless,” I said, giggling.
“Are you gonna give yourself a new name?” Allie sat down on the bed beside me.
I shrugged. “I dunno. I haven’t really thought about it. What would be a good name?”
She scratched at her chin. “Hmmm… It would have to be something that goes well with Mike…”
“Mikaela,” Terry said, punctuated by yet another dart hitting the board.
“I kinda like that, actually,” I said.
“Then Mikaela it is, little sis.” That was followed by a hug.
And here you'll be caught up with TG Storytime. Much like The Curse 2, I'm hard at work on the next chapter, so hopefully soon.
Fair warning: There is a semi-attempted rape scene. Because of how this story works, I've tried to make it read funny, but I in no way believe rape to be funny, nor do I condone it.
I couldn’t believe that I was actually liking wearing sandals. I hated them when I was a guy, but thanks to Eve’s influence, I was actually starting to like them. Of course her fashion sense would start to affect me. Luckily, I’d managed to stop her from making me wear skirts or tube tops (though the idea of a tube top was kind of interesting, if only because I wanted to see how the damn thing would stay on me). It was warm out, so I’d decided on shorts just so that I didn’t bake in my jeans. Cargo shorts looked weird when you had wider hips than the last time you wore them. Finally, I pulled on a tank top that I’d honestly thought I’d thrown out years ago. Plenty more cleavage than the shirt was designed for, but at least it was comfortable.
I messed with my hair a little bit. If I was still a guy, I’d love to find this girl and ask her out on a date. Allie hadn’t taught me how to use makeup yet (mainly because I’d been avoiding it), so I wasn’t wearing any, but that didn’t detract from the image at all, though that was likely a part of being the host for a succubus. I couldn’t get over just how much I’d changed, even though I still looked overall like a female version of myself.
There was a knock on the door. “Come in,” I said. Who could it be? I wasn’t doing anything in particular today, so whoever it was they were surprising me. At least I was wearing clothes, this time.
Terry walked into the room, a smile on his face.
“Oh, hey, Terry.”
He surprised me by not actually saying anything, but instead wrapping his arm around my waist and pulling me close to him. I felt myself blush, and then the warmth traveled from my cheeks down my body. What was this I was feeling? Why had he kissed me. I opened my mouth to ask him, but he pressed a finger to my lips. “Shhhh,” was the only sound he made before he put his mouth to mine again.
I felt a hand unzip my shorts. I couldn’t tell if it was his or mine, and I honestly didn’t care. Another hand reached under my shirt and gripped at my left boob. I almost bit my tongue as a finger invaded my panties and found its way inside me. Or, maybe it was his tongue I almost bit. We were kinda intertwined at that point, and I actually couldn’t tell where one tongue ended and the other began.
I figured out that his hand was the one in my panties when both of mine joined him, and I pulled his hand out only to wiggle my shorts off my hips and pull my panties down with them. I pulled my shirt and bra off as well and began working on his clothes. The heat was spreading throughout my body and I honestly couldn’t wait to satisfy it. I knelt down in front of him and began to work on his shaft with my hands. Was I just naturally this good at giving a guy a handjob or was this Eve’s influence on my skills since she was sorta born for this thing? Either way, I was having the effect I wanted on Terry’s dick, and it was only getting me hotter and wetter.
I then started on him with my lips, and the feel of his cock filling up my mouth was almost intoxicating. I had to have more of him in my mouth, but I didn’t want to accidentally bite him. I used my tongue to encircle his dick, and that just made him harder, which was wonderful. Soon, I barely had enough room in my mouth to take anymore of him in. Terry was bigger than I’d ever given him credit for.
I let him slip from my mouth, he was still rock hard, so I pushed him onto the bed and knelt down in front of him again. This time, I slipped his dick between my boobs and started rubbing them all over his saliva covered cock. Somehow, someway, I was getting him harder. Either I suddenly had some magical ability to make cocks bigger than they used to be, or Terry was hiding a monster in his pants every day.
The heat was growing again, and I needed more than just to titfuck him. I looked at that delicious dick again and realized there was a pair of lips that hadn’t sampled him yet, and they were just as hungry as my mouth was. It was time to satisfy that urge. I stood and pushed him so that he was laying flat on his back. He was smiling, he was ready. Now I needed to take the ultimate plunge.
So I did.
I lowered myself onto him, and the second his cock came into contact with my pussy, lightning shot through my body. My nipples had already been hard, but now they were starting to ache. I reached up and started to play with my nipples, and then my hands were joined by Terry’s. I let go of my boobs and then I had all of his dick inside me. I nearly screamed, and that only seemed to make him harder.
His hands on my tits, his dick in my pussy, his fingers playing with my nipples… All of it contributed to the one thing I would have never been able to feel when I was a guy.
Terry came. I came.
And then I woke up.
I was breathing heavily, sweating up a storm. I had one hand in my panties and the other on my right boob. I slowly removed the hand from my panties and groaned when I realized that I’d actually climaxed in my sleep. I fell flat on my back and sighed. Am I gonna havta deal with this every night? I asked Eve.
I… um… Have no idea.
“What the hell do you mean you have no idea?”
She manifested herself beside me. “That was all you, Mikey. I just laid there and enjoyed it.” She reached in her own panties. “You have way steamier wet dreams than I do.”
“That… No, I don’t believe that at all. That couldn’t have been me. I don’t wanna fuck Terry!” I got up and walked over to my dresser. “I mean… I don’t think I want to, do I?”
She shook her head. “That’s up to you. I mean, he’s not the hottest guy I’ve met, but he’s probably decent boyfriend material.”
“No, nonononono, I am not dating him!” I swear, I sounded exactly like every teenage girl in a movie who was denying the idea of dating the guy who ends up being her soulmate. Oh, shit, those rom-coms were already starting to affect me. I wanted to tear out my hair now.
Eve sat up. “Look, judging by that dream, I you’re not physically attracted to Terry.”
I laughed. “Um, what? In order, I gave him a handjob, a blowjob, a titfuck and then he got the pussy. How, exactly, was that not physical attraction?”
She rolled her eyes. “Well, it’s not just physical attraction. He did start that off by kissing you before he started fingering you.”
“Yeah, and then I was kissing more than just his lips.”
“Yes, as a matter of fact you were, but my point is that you imagined Terry sweeping you off your feet, not just senseless fucking. I’m not saying Terry’s the guy you’re gonna grow old with or anything, just that he might be a decent first try at the whole dating boys thing.”
I shook my head. “No. No way. I don’t want to think about that.”
“Well, ya might want to. Soon, I mean. The more you get acclimated to an emotional relationship with a guy, the faster we both get over the physical need to have sex.”
I sighed. “Did any of your past hosts have dreams like that?”
She shook her head. “No. I have, but only when I don’t have a host.”
“Great.”
“Mike… Mikaela, it’s not a big deal if you have dreams about a guy.”
“It is when I’m having sex with one.”
“No, it’s not.”
“How can you say that?” How could I ask that? I was talking to a succubus. “I could count on one hand the amount of wet dreams I had before you showed up, and none of them were anything more than simple fondling!”
“Pffft. You call that a wet dream? Please, that’s just dreaming about getting to first base.”
“Fondling is third base.”
“For humans maybe. For me, third base is anal.”
“What’s home?”
“Three guys at once.”
“You haven’t done that, have you?”
“Seven times.”
“How…” I looked down at my own body. “How do you do that?”
“You lie down on one guy, the second kneels down in front of your face and the third does you doggy style.”
I sighed. Why’d I have to ask? I knew she’d answer the question, why did I have to ask?!
“Because you were curious and want to experience it?”
Of course I forgot that she could hear my thoughts. I was turning out to be an airhead.
“No you’re not, you’re just funny.”
“Stop.”
“Fine.”
I sighed for probably the umpteenth time since waking up. “Okay, let’s get back to sleep, and hopefully I don’t have anymore dreams about Terry being delicious.” After a second, I realized what I had just said. “Don’t you dare say anything about that.”
She held up her hands in a surrender pose. “Nothing. I say nothing.”
“Good.” I plopped back down on my bed and then laid my head down on my pillow. “Go back to sleep, Eve.”
I was certain I was dreaming now. You don’t wake up in the middle of a giant black room in real life unless somebody kidnaps you, and considering there was a magical girl sleeping in the room across the hall from me, the odds that I had been kidnapped were very slim. I walked around the giant black room and nothing happened. Nothing at all. My footsteps weren’t even making sound, despite the fact that I was walking on what felt like a marble floor.
“Hey,” someone said. I looked around and saw someone standing at the other end of the room. Honestly, the fact that I’d heard him was astounding, because he hadn’t spoken any louder than a basic speaking voice, and there hadn’t been an echo. He was waving to me.
I ran over to him and nearly skidded to a stop when I saw who it was. The only good thing about this was that it wasn’t Terry. “Whuh…”
I stood in front of me. Not Eve, not another current me, but the old me. Mike the male me, not Mikaela the female me. He had a nervous grin on his face, so I could tell this was just as awkward to him as it was to me. Okay, maybe not as awkward. I was freaking out, and he was smiling.
That was when I realized that I hadn’t been a bad looking guy.
I shook my head violently. I didn’t want to think about my past self like that. I tried to run the image out of my head and turned away from him. “What the hell are you doing here?” I asked him.
“I dunno. This is kinda a weird situation, y’know?”
“No shit.”
“Why are you looking away from me?”
I tilted my head a little toward him. “I’m looking at myself, a myself that’s still male, while I’m standing here with tits bigger than Mom and Allie put together. Oh, and let’s not forget the fact that my brain is starting to make me think of boys sexually - and Terry in particular at the moment!”
He shrugged. “I can’t exactly take any of that away. This is kinda the shit we’re in now, y’know?”
I turned toward him. “Yeah, but what are you actually trying to do? Does the fact that guys are attractive to me even matter to you? Does the fact that our life will never be the same mean anything?”
He nodded. “It means a lot to me, but the problem is that it means something to you.”
“What the hell are you talking about?!”
He grabbed my shoulders. “Mikaela, you need to let Mikaela out to play.”
I was pretty sure I had a look of pure shock on my face. “Isn’t this the kind of dream I should be having near the end of the series, assuming my life were an anime?”
“Yeah, probably. Honestly I’m just throwing shit out there and see what sticks.”
I rolled my eyes. “So what is the point of this dream?”
He shrugged. “I dunno. I think it’s just for us to talk.”
“Just so long as we’re not fucking.”
Terry’s hand was suddenly holding mine. “Yeah, because that’s my job.”
“When the hell did you get here?!” I screeched. Good lord, my voice could get high pitched. And this was just my dream voice.
He kissed me on the lips and then pulled away. “Well, you mentioned me, and I was kinda lonely.” He lowered his head to my boobs. “Besides, last time was mostly you, this time I’ll take care of things.”
Terry’s tongue came in contact with my nipple and lightning shot through my body. I felt wetness downstairs, and then his tongue moved faster, encircling my nipple and sucking all at the same time. Was this what it had felt like on his end when I’d sucked his dick? Jesus Christ, that was exhilarating.
His mouth moved from one nipple to the other, and then back again. He split his time between them, so both were in a constant state of teasing. Eventually, his lips left my tits and traveled down my body, past my belly button and into my pubic hair. His tongue found that one place I didn’t like to think about and slipped inside, adding his saliva to the other juices that were down there. I clamped a hand over my mouth to stop from screaming, it felt so good.
Wait… That wasn’t my hand, and it wasn’t on my mouth…
“Mike!” Allie screamed. Well, sorta just said loudly, but it sounded like a scream to me. I swatted her away with my hands, but that didn’t mean anything. “Seriously, stop hitting me,” she said, grabbing my wrists. “I think you can calm down now.”
I groaned. “What was I doing?”
“Um, nothing. Mom just had me wake you because it’s time for breakfast.” She smirked. “Why? Were you doing something?”
I sat up. “Don’t make me think about it. I had… Fucked up dreams.” I yawned. “Can you toss me a shirt?”
She had one in hand, I saw. “You should really wear something up top to bed. A shirt or a nightie, at least.”
“Why? Now there’s just girls in the house, what’s it matter?”
“Hey, I bring boyfriends home sometimes. What am I supposed to tell them when my little sister is walking around topless?”
“Why would your boyfriends be in my room when I’m sleeping? I don’t exactly wanna walk around the whole house without a shirt on.” I pulled the shirt on. “Okay, I’ve been female for exactly a day, are you criticising me for not having a boyfriend when I’ve only liked boys for twenty-four hours?”
She shrugged. “Not really. I’m just teasing you.” She walked over to the door. “Waffles for breakfast.”
I got off my bed, pulled my dresser drawer open and pulled on a pair of shorts that didn’t quite fit. Before closing the drawer, I spotted my small stack of porn magazines and laughed. You didn’t actually look anywhere, did you? I asked Eve.
Okay, I have to admit, dressers are my blindspot.
Why
Taking clothes off is my specialty, not putting them on.
I sighed. And you thought I didn’t have porn. I pulled the magazines out and tossed them in the waste basket beside the dresser. Now, you’re right.
If I thought it looked weird for Allie to be dressed like a Japanese schoolgirl, it looked downright ridiculous on me. Granted, I was just wearing a blouse and a plaid skirt, not the whole get-up that Allie had worn, and my clothes weren’t magical like hers, but I still looked completely ridiculous.
It wasn’t helped by the fact that the blouse Allie picked was too small.
With the top couple buttons undone, I was damn near spilling out of the thing. Hell, if I was braless, one stray thought (or one accident from Eve) and my nipples would probably tear holes in it.
Boy, was I happy Terry wasn’t here to see me. For a couple reasons, actually.
The skirt wasn’t as annoying as I was worried it would be. The leg freedom was actually pretty nice. It was a little odd at first, but not uncomfortably so. Allie gave me instructions on sitting and walking in a skirt, always focusing on things that would help me keep what little modesty that Eve would allow.
The entire time, I heard Eve’s voice in my head, doing her best to keep her thoughts to herself, and not exactly succeeding. She apologized each time, but it wasn’t helping that much. I just had to learn to drown out those thoughts, but that wasn’t easy.
“Okay, I think we’re done with skirts,” Allie said, a devilish look on her face.
I put the pieces together. “You are not getting me in a dress.”
“Yep.”
“No.”
“It’s just a piece of clothing, it’s not gonna kill you.” She pointed at the skirts she’d must had me wearing, all seven of them. “It’ll be no different from wearing those.”
“Why should I wear a dress?”
“What kind of stupid question is that? You’re probably gonna have a boyfriend some day, he’ll want to take you somewhere special, you’ll need a dress. It’s pretty simple. Plus prom. And graduation.”
“Why are you treating it like a certainty I’m gonna have a date by prom night?”
She laughed. “Please, the amount of boys that are gonna be going after you is probably gonna number higher than you’d think.”
She’s probably right, Eve said.
“Shut up,” I said, then mentally added, the both of you. “If I have a boyfriend at prom time, he’ll just have to accept a skirt and something up top.”
Allie giggled. “At least you’ll be wearing something up top.”
“That is not something I wanna hear.”
“Okay, I’ll stop teasing. Can you just please try a dress on this once? I’m never gonna force you to do it again.”
I shook my head. “Not now. Maybe, someday, I’ll be ready to try that, but that day is not today. Understand?”
For a minute or two, we just sat there looking at one another, not saying anything. The silence was actually kinda painful, because neither of us was doing anything. I’d never had such a biting awkward silence that lasted so little time.
And then Eve broke the silence (for me anyway) by saying, Every time it’s this quiet, I masturbate just to hear noise.
“You promise me?” Allie asked.
“I am not going to masturbate just to make noise!” I shouted. Out loud. The look on Allie’s face would be priceless if I wasn’t so goddamned embarrassed. I hadn’t meant to say that to her, why had I? Was I that angry at Eve that I forgot which voice to use? Granted, I’d only had somebody in my head to talk to for a day, so maybe I just wasn’t as used to this as I should have been.
That was the funniest outburst ever.
No it wasn’t, and it was directed at you, not her.
That doesn’t change anything.
I wanted to hit her so much.
“Did you mean to say that to Eve?” Allie asked.
I nodded. “I just… It wasn’t…”
She shook her head. “No worries.” She picked up all the clothes she brought in. “You tell me when it is you wanna try on a dress. But... You’ve gotta make sure I’m the first one you ask, understand? No going around my back and asking Mom.”
I nodded again. “Believe me, I’m never asking Mom.”
She smiled. “Good. I’m enjoying having a little sister to give some clothes to.”
“Even if said little sister is…” I looked down at The Boobs(™). “A lot more developed?”
“That’s not a problem for me. Just your shirts.”
I pulled the blouse and skirt off and tossed them at her. Either she’d forgotten them, or left them on purpose just to keep me wearing them. I reached into a dresser drawer and pulled out a pair of shorts and a tee shirt. Comfort clothes.
So, what’s today? Eve asked.
Whaddya mean?
What are we doing today? Y’know, since it’s not Terry.
I rolled my eyes. What’s it matter?
Not even a trip to the arcade? Don’t boys like to do that?
Girls do too.
Yeah, but you’d be going to see the boys, not the girls.
You came to me. You wanted to change. You didn’t want to be a horny sex demon for the rest of your life. And now you want to go somewhere you’d be tempted to have tons of sex?
Can I at least hope you’ll meet a guy you can actually make an emotional connection to?
This is an excuse to get me to the mall, isn’t it?
I’m just that transparent, aren’t I?
You are. Very much so.
“I am the wrong person to take to the mall,” Terry said, tossing a rolled up shirt into the makeshift basketball hoop hanging off his closet door. I was doing my best to avoid looking at his bare chest, which wasn’t all that easy. Never did I think girls found male chests as exciting as guys did boobs. “Can’t you take Allie or somebody else? Or just go alone?”
I shook my head. “Allie would just be trying to get me to clothes stores, and nobody else knows and I don’t want to tell them. That leaves you by process of elimination.”
“Isn’t the succubus in your head gonna make you go to clothes stores anyway?”
You must buy cloooooothes… You must buy clooooooooooothes… You must buy cloooooooooooothes…
A cotton swab could probably hurt you, don’t tempt me. “Not at all.”
He sat up and swept a hand through his hair. “What exactly would we be doing?”
“Probably seeing if I can still kick your ass on skeeball with a lowered center of gravity.”
He got up and patted my shoulders. “I would call that a challenge, and it… Is… Accepted.”
I smirked. “I knew it would be easy to get you to come.”
He frowned. “You played me.”
I acted seductively (quite well, I might add; then again, my body was made for sex, despite the fact that I didn’t want sex) and rubbed my finger on his chest. “It’s so easy for girls, y’know.”
He smacked me in the back of the head, making me giggle.
“Jurassic World is playing, wanna see it?” I asked, leaning against the poster framed on the wall. We hadn’t actually done anything, aside from spend some money at the arcade and stop off at the bookstore, then we made our way to the food court. When I say ‘spend some money’, I mean mine. Terry rarely ever had money, and this was no exception. It was no big deal, it was just a little funny that the girl was paying for the guy’s food.
“Why are they showing a movie from last year?” Terry tossed his soda cup in the trash beside the table he was still sitting at. “Why is it this town can’t get anything new?”
I took a sip of my own soda. Apparently, that whole ‘girls should drink diet sodas’ thing was bullshit, because my regular Mountain Dew didn’t taste too sweet for me. Of course, that hadn’t stopped Eve from insisting that I get a diet Dew just so that I could ‘keep my figure’. Yeah, like she hadn’t altered my body chemistry to stop me from gaining weight or anything. Hell, I was certain I’d probably look sixteen for a good portion of my life.
I caught sight of a different poster. “What about this one?” Re:Genesis was the title, a movie I’d never heard of. I pulled my phone out of my pocket and looked it up. “Looks like it’s a zombie movie about a guy who becomes the virus and possesses the girl he has a crush on. Guess it’s set on a space station.”
“A TG sci-fi zombie movie?”
“Looks like it.”
“Anybody got a good word about it?”
I scrolled down, clicked on the Internet Movie Database link. “Uh, eight point six stars, it looks like. I I’m seeing more positive reviews than negative.”
Terry shrugged. “What the hell, let’s go see it.” He pulled his wallet out of his pocket. “You paid for lunch, I’ll get the movie.”
“Wait, you have money?”
He looked to the left, then the right, then down at the wallet in his hand. “Now that you mention it, I don’t seem to have any money in my wallet.”
“No, nononono, you get to pay for the movie. It’ll probably be the first time you took a girl to a movie in your life.”
He sighed. “Fine, I’ll pay. But it is not the first time I took a girl to the movies.”
“We apologize,” the usher said as everyone walked into the theater, “the air conditioning in the theaters isn’t working right now. We’ve tried to help keep it cool in here by having these temporary ceiling fans installed, but as you can feel, it’s not helping that much.”
He wasn’t kidding. My shirt was pretty much a second skin right now, and the looks I was getting from most of the guys (Terry included) made it pretty obvious that they were enjoying me covered in sweat. I was suddenly well aware of how natural born girls felt when guys stare at them. The worst part being that I was staring at some of the guys, too. Of course, I had little help against the urges brought upon me by the succubus living in my head. These guys had more control than I did, they could stop staring.
Terry and I usually sat in the back of the theater whenever we saw movies, but I was not gonna go back there. The back of the theater was also the usual make out or handjob location, and I wasn’t gonna give Eve any chances to tempt me into doing anything sexual with Terry.
Then again, Eve had very little shame, and she might even try to get me to fuck him right in front of everybody.
Oh, please, bedrooms are way better than movie theaters. Not that I haven’t fucked a guy in a movie theater, but still.
This doesn’t put me at ease.
Are you saying you wouldn’t enjoy giving Terry a handjob right now? Because I can almost guarantee that you would.
Only because you’d make me enjoy it.
That’s not at all important to the proceedings.
I rolled my eyes. Of course she’d be campaigning for that. I shouldn’t have even gotten into that argument. I plopped down in a seat and instantly started munching on some popcorn as we waited for the pre-film trailers to start playing. Granted, this was a movie from a year and a half ago that, while well-received, didn’t do enough to warrant even a DVD release, so for all I knew, there wouldn’t be trailers.
“Now that we’ve spent the money on the tickets, the popcorn and the drinks, are we sure this movie is gonna be good?” Terry asked, reaching into my popcorn bucket and grabbing a handful. “I mean, what if it’s another Phantom Menace?”
I laughed. “We weren’t even born when that came out. And I seem to remember you liking it.”
He acted like he’d just been shot in the gut. “I’m wounded. You wound me, dear lady.”
I poked him in the (surprisingly firm) chest. “Don’t call me that. And that doesn’t change anything.”
“I was young then.”
I stuffed some popcorn into my mouth. “You were five.”
“Didn’t you like it, too?”
“I didn’t say I didn’t.”
The lights started to dim, which generally meant the previews and/or movie were about to start. I looked down at the popcorn bucket and saw that apparently we’d already eaten most of it. I groaned, then stood up and walked out of the theater back to the lobby. I asked for a refill at the concession stand and then realized that I really needed to pee.
“Can you hold that until I get back?” I asked the clerk at the stand. She nodded.
The lack of air conditioning was still getting to me, especially in the cramped confines of a Ladies Room, which apparently needed seven stalls. If movies and TV were to be believed, teenage girls mostly used the restroom to talk and put on their makeup and older women typically used the restroom to… Well, talk and put on their makeup. I won’t lie, most of the time on movies and TV, females didn’t actually use the restroom for restroom purposes. Actually seeing a restroom empty with several semi-dirty stalls was weird.
I fanned my hand at my face to drive some of the sweat away and cool myself somewhat. It wasn’t exactly working. I sighed, and grabbed some toilet paper to wipe at my nether region. Wiping after I pee was probably the strangest difference in bathroom habits between guys and girls. Not strange in a ‘Why do girls do that?’ sort of way, just strange in a ‘I have to do that now…’ way.
I heard the door to the restroom open. Great. This could get awkward if whoever it was saw I was covered in sweat. Then again, she’d probably be sweaty, too. It’s not like the heat was concentrated on me. Now I was worrying about nothing, I was an idiot.
I pulled my panties and shorts up and walked out of the stall to find that the woman who’d walked into the restroom was a man. An usher, in fact. He had a flashlight in his hand, for whatever reason, but I had a feeling it had something to do with his job getting people who didn’t have tickets out of the theater.
“Hi?” I said, confused. I raised a hand to wave at him.
He was sniffing, for some reason. Did Ladies Rooms smell different than he expected, or something? (Granted, I was surprised by the difference in smell.) “Wow, do you smell that?” he asked.
I sniffed. “Um… No.”
He got closer to me. “Oh, it’s your perfume.” He kept sniffing me. “It smells interesting. Kinda good, actually.”
I backed away from him. “I’m not wearing perfume,” I said.
He got closer again. “You’ve gotta be, I can smell it.”
That’s not perfume he’s smelling, Eve said.
What is it?
Oh, did I forget to mention that? When you sweat, you excrete pheromones that make guys horny. Really horny. Like, they’ll wanna rip off your clothes and fuck you wherever you are kind of horny.
Why don’t I ever know about these things?!
I forget things.
The usher came even closer and was actually sniffing my chest. I backed away from him, but hit a wall. He was literally between me and the door, and he was quite a bit bigger than I was. Not semi-muscular like Terry, either, this guy was fat.
You should totally dump this guy. Fatties have tiny dicks.
You are not helping!
I put on a nervous smile. “Can I get back to the theater now? I sorta left some popcorn out at the concession stand.”
“You’re… So beautiful…”
“That’s really flattering and everything, but I kinda have a boyfriend and I wanna get back to the movie.”
“Beautiful…”
Oh, crap, Eve said, he’s going full-on fuck zombie.
I don’t know what you’re talking about and it’s probably something I should know.
This happens when your pheromones get too strong. You should get back to Terry.
Are these gonna screw him up, too?!
I hope not.
You don’t know?!?!
Nope.
“Beautiful…” He reached for me and grabbed the collar of my shirt. For a fatass, he was surprisingly capable of tearing clothes. I suddenly had a ripped shirt open enough for everybody to see my cleavage, which was of course covered in shimmering sweat. “Beautiful…”
I pushed him off of me and knocked him onto the floor. “Seriously, gotta get to that boyfriend, bye!”
I rushed out of the restroom and grabbed the popcorn on my way back to the theater. The girl at the concession stand gave me a weird look as I passed her, but then just shrugged and got back to reading whatever magazine she had with her. I got back into the theater and made my way to where Terry and I were sitting. He gave me a weird look.
“What the hell happened to you?”
“I was accosted by a fat usher that I left in the restroom.” I stuffed some popcorn into my mouth. Surprisingly, the previews had yet to finish. I shot him a glare. “Don’t you even consider sniffing me.”
He grabbed a handful of popcorn. “Why would I sniff you?”
“Just don’t.” I took a drink of my soda. “Ever.”
“What happened to your shirt?”
“Nothing, don’t think about it.”
He shrugged. “Whatever.” He grabbed more popcorn. “You missed a trailer for the newest DC movie.”
Coming out of the theater, we were stopped by one of Terry’s friends, Ethan Brown. Naturally, he looked me over before he actually told us what he was there to tell us, focusing mostly on The Boobs(™). I figured it was the combination of being forcibly turned into a girl, Eve’s voice in my head telling me to let him squeeze me and the pheromones I was probably still giving off that caused me to get very annoyed by the fact that he was staring at The Boobs(™).
Okay, for the most part, it was just the fact that Eve was telling me to let him squeeze me. I hadn’t been a girl long enough to have adequately worked into the habit of telling boys that my eyes were higher up than they were looking.
I sighed and just turned so that he wouldn’t be staring at my cleavage.
“What’s goin’ on?” Terry asked, stepping between me and Ethan. Never have I been more grateful to him.
“Uh, yeah.” Ethan looked like he had snapped out of confusion and shook his head, then focused on what he’d shown up for. “You here for the competition?”
“What?”
“The cosplay convention. It’s going on in the auditorium in the east wing of the mall.”
Terry looked surprised, and I was just as surprised. Terry loved cosplaying, and he usually kept up on conventions and the like. He even sewed his own costumes sometimes. He usually dragged me along, meaning I generally had to have a costume, too. That was typically annoying, but I don’t ever recall having a bad time.
Oh, shit, now I’d have to wear something hot.
“Was that today?” Terry asked.
“Yeah. The best costume competition is still a couple hours from now, so you’ve got plenty of time to get back to your house and grab one.” And with that (and yet another pervy look), Ethan was gone, off to the east wing, where he was probably gonna be checking out all the girls at the competition. If I was lucky, most of the “girls” he would be checking out were really guys in Wonder Woman and Slave Leia costumes. There were some people who took cosplaying a little too far.
I shivered a little. “Did he have to stare at my boobs?”
“Is there a reason not to?” Terry smiled as he asked that. If not for the fact that Eve’s voice in my head was telling me to fuck him, I’d punch him in the face. Okay, it wasn’t just Eve’s voice in my head, he was kinda the only friend I had that knew about me, but still. There are plenty of reasons not to stare at my tits.
“Are you wanting to go to that competition?”
He rubbed at the back of his neck. “I don’t have anything new. I’d either havta go with an old costume or buy something new.”
“Whaddya have that you haven’t used yet?”
He scratched his chin in thought. “Hmmm… I might just have something.”
I knew he would. “And whaddya got for me?”
He looked surprised. “What? You wanna go? There’s gonna be a lot of guys staring at you.”
I rolled my eyes. “Like you weren’t gonna expect me to come anyway. Name one convention you’ve gone to without me.”
He smiled, but it wasn’t his usual jerkass smirk. He was actually glad I was coming along, like he really hadn’t expected it. Had he actually been concerned about asking me to cosplay as a girl?
“But if I’m gonna go with what I’m thinking of, we need to get you some new clothes.”
I pointed at my ripped shirt. “I can’t just go as the near-rape victim I actually am?”
He shook his head. “Not gonna work.”
“Are you gonna pay for the clothes?”
Now it was the usual jerkass smirk. “Hey, you made me pay for the movie, I think you should pay for your clothes. But don’t worry, I pick out stuff that’s pretty cheap.”
I sighed. I shoulda known that was gonna happen.
Eve laughed. I knew I’d get you to try on clothes today.
“I don’t think you quite understand how difficult it is for me to get my ass in these shorts,” I said as I did my damnedest to get my ass in the shorts. How did girls do this on a daily basis?! After finally getting them on and pulling the for-whatever-reason attached suspenders up over my shoulders, I sighed. Getting short shorts on was going to have to be something I got used to. Kind of like the voice in my head continually telling me to let Terry into the changing room so I could give him a handjob.
I stepped out of the changing room and Terry stood there, looking me over with a critical - and somehow not perverted - eye, as if he was appraising me. Granted, that could still mean he was checking me out. He seemed to be accepting of what he saw, and nodded his head. “Good. Now you need a new shirt.”
I pointed at the torn front of my shirt. “This isn’t good enough?”
He ruffled my hair. “No.” He then poked at my hair for a minute. “Oh, yeah, we’re gonna havta do something about your hair.”
Wow, he is the pushiest boyfriend I’ve ever had, Eve said. I could hear annoyance in her voice.
A: He’s not your boyfriend. B: He’s not my boyfriend. C: Stop that. And D: He’s not my boyfriend.
You know you said that he’s not your boyfriend twice, right?
I am aware of this, yes.
Why?
Because it would be like you to call him my boyfriend.
By technicality, he is.
That is not at all the point.
Well, he’s a boy and he’s your friend. He’s kinda the only one who knows your situation, and you have at least some attraction to him. I’m not gonna lie, if he ends up the guy you start getting emotionally attracted to, I wouldn’t be surprised or offended.
If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were falling in love with him.
He is a damn nice thing to look at, okay?!
I mentally shoved Eve aside. “Okay, so a new shirt and a different hairstyle. What else?”
He scratched at his chin. “There is one other thing we could do, but I won’t consider it until you’re all ready.”
I was worried about that.
I looked stupid with my hair in a knot on the side of my head, wearing a yellow tank top and short shorts with suspenders, but I was finally getting what Terry was doing. Why he wanted to go as Ash and Misty from Pokemon, I didn’t know, but at least he picked somebody who wasn’t dressed like a sex object.
Then again, Misty had an awful lot of DeviantArt porn…
“So, wait, why do you have an Ash Ketchum costume at home?” I asked, tugging my top down to try and cover more of my belly than the shirt was meant to cover. “Were you planning on asking me to go as Misty at some point?”
Terry shook his head. “I had a Brock costume for you, I was gonna ask Mindy if she would go as Misty, but then she left so I figured it’d just be us as Ash and Brock, and we just wouldn’t have a Misty.” He looked me over from head to toe. “So I didn’t put any work into the Misty costume since nobody was gonna wear it.”
I played with the suspenders for a second. “I guess it’s a good thing Misty’s outfit can pretty much be bought at any store.”
“No kiddin’,” he said, smiling. “And you look nice dressed like her.”
I don’t know who this Ash person is, but I hope he’s wearing a loincloth, Eve said.
Do you not watch anime?
I do, but… Y’know… I mostly go for the yaoi.
Why am I not surprised about that?
Because we’re getting to be very good roommates and you have an intimate knowledge of everything I like. Which is mostly cocks.
Why do I put up with you?
Because we’re getting to be pretty good roommates and you care about me and would like to start getting into some of my interests once in awhile. Which is -
So help me, if you say ‘mostly cocks’, I’ll beat the shit out of you.
“Mike?” Terry was giving me a funny look. “You okay?”
I sighed. “Let’s just get back to your house, get your Ash costume and get back here.”
“I will kill you for what you’ve done,” I said, glaring at Terry.
“What?”
I pointed to the outrageous bulge in his pants. “You picked the tightest jeans possible for that costume, didn’t you?”
“It’s not my fault they fucking shrank in the wash!”
I groaned. It really wasn’t his fault, but I needed somebody to blame, and it was him. Because now any time he had a hard on, I’d be forced to see it because of fucking Eve. Of course, she was happy his pants were so tight, but I just wanted to avoid looking at his junk. And it was very difficult not to look at his junk.
Aside from the tight jeans, his Ash costume was pretty damn good. Very accurate, more so than the plain clothes I was wearing that just happened to be the exact things Misty wears. Terry was really good with his costumes, after all. I remembered really good Sauron costume he made once, real metal and everything. It was cumbersome as fuck to walk around in, but I managed it. He’d gone as the Gondor king that Sauron had killed.
I turned away from him and said, “Let’s just get to the convention hall. I wanna see how many other people decided to go as Ash and Misty. And how many actually have a girl as Misty.” Words could not describe the amount of fat guys I’ve seen in Misty costumes.
He grabbed me by the wrist and turned me back around. “I just… Y’know, before we go…”
Oh, please don’t tell me you wanna kiss me, I thought.
Oh, please tell me you wanna blowjob, Eve thought.
“Can you… Um… There’s a con in a couple weeks, do you mind going as Quiet from Metal Gear Solid?”
Thank God he wasn’t asking what I didn’t want him to ask. “I am not gonna wear a bikini and fishnet stockings.”
He groaned. “C’mon, you’d look insanely hot in dressed like Quiet.”
“You’re aware I’m only a girl because a succubus stole my body in an attempt to stop having sex, right? I don’t want to wear stuff like that!”
“Yes, Mike, I’m very aware of your situation, but denying how hot you are isn’t good for your psyche.”
I rolled my eyes. He was obviously trying to make me feel at ease about the convention, but it wasn’t working. “Just stop, okay? I’m relaxed, just stop trying to lighten the mood. The mood’s light enough.”
He sighed. “Fine. I was just hoping that appealing to Eve would make you loosen up a little.”
He’s trying to loosen the wrong thing, Eve said.
Can I make a bet with you? The rest of the day without sexual innuendos, and I’ll let him fondle me.
I don’t… I… THAT’S NOT FAIR!
“Are you still here?” Terry asked.
“Just making a bet with Eve. Everything you say gets her speaking in innuendo.”
“Does that have anything to do with me wanting you to dress sexy?”
“Partially. She’s encouraging it.”
“What’s she get if she stops making innuendos?”
“You’ll find out.”
He shrugged. “Fine. Let’s go.”
The convention hall was pretty much wall to wall people wearing all manner of anime, video game and comic book costumes. I saw Bayonetta, a Gundam, Solid Snake, Totoro, some guy from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, Supergirl, Batman, Nightwing, Wolverine, Professor Xavier (complete with wheelchair and shaved head), and even Optimus Prime.
The sheer amount of people was impressive, considering the convention hall at the mall was only a little bit bigger than the auditorium at the high school, which wasn’t too big. I’d been to a few cosplay cons with Terry, and I’d never been to one this full. How had I never known there were this many people in this town who liked to cosplay?
Eve was already trying to say things, but kept managing to stop herself.
As Terry and I made our way to the sign-in tables, where people would make themselves eligible for the eventual contest, a pair of stormtroopers passed us. I whispered to him, “I’m very happy you didn’t want me to come in the Slave Leia outfit.”
He shrugged. “I didn’t think about it, actually.”
“You’re kidding, right?”
“Nope. I don’t even have any Star Wars costumes, except that Jabba costume we wore a couple years ago.”
That surprised me. I kinda figured he had all sorts of costumes for Mindy to wear, since Mindy had absolutely no problems wearing just about anything. It occurred to me that she’d probably try to talk me into wearing sexy outfits to school every day, if for no other reason than just so that she had something to look at.
Christ, when did girl-on-girl go from being the hottest thing in the world to me to being something I wanted to avoid?
I told you, I’m straight, so that makes you straight, Eve said.
Yeah, but I still feel the same about everything else, why aren’t I just indifferent to it?
That’s the thing about sexual preferences getting changed. Either everything goes, or nothing goes. You should really look this stuff up on the internet, I know some kinky websites.
Before I had the chance to ask Eve when she had ever used the internet, a voice from the stage at the far end of the convention hall called all the participants for the contest. “You ready?” Terry asked.
I nodded. “Good thing: Nobody knows who Mikaela Cross is. Bad thing: There are a ton of boys here to stare at me.”
He patted me on the back, in probably the friendliest way he’d ever done before or since I became a girl. “Ten minutes. And, who knows? We might win.”
I rolled my eyes. “Please, we’ve never won.”
He smiled. “There’s a first time for everything, ‘Misty’.”
We walked to the crowded spot where the contestants were to wait. Terry handed me the small clip-on number badge with ‘114b’ printed on it. I clipped it to my shirt and waited while the judges walked past each of us. There were about seven judges, most of them I recognized, either teachers from school or just people around town. Even Mom’s usual hairdresser was one of the judges. They each had clipboards and proceeded to walk around us, checking off this or marking down that. I know for a fact that I saw ‘Excess cleavage’ written down under my name. It actually kinda annoyed me.
The judges went back to their table on the stage and traded their papers between one another. Eventually, they started calling people up and would up cards with numbers on them, kinda like gymnastics judges did. Whichever entries got the highest scores would win whatever the fuck the prize was. Terry and I never win, so I didn’t actually pay attention to what it was.
There were cheers all over as each contestant or set of contestants walked up on stage. Just a couple days ago, I would have been impressed with the Sailor Moon cosplayers if not for the fact that my sister was Sailor Moon, effectively. Other people fared a little better, like the Dragonball Z Saiyans that danced around doing that stupid fusion thing, or the Darth Vader and Darth Maul who lightsaber fought one another onto the stage. After about seventeen minutes of the massive amount of contestants being called up to the stage, Terry and I were finally put on the spot light. “Terry Hughes and Mikaela Cross, Ash and Misty from Pokemon,” the announcer said. People were really cheery when we got up there. We didn’t even do anything special, aside from Terry pulling out his fake-looking PokeDex and turning his hat backwards. All I did was that nervous laugh and wave Misty does whenever Ash does something stupid.
The judges held up their cards, one by one. 8.3, 8.9, 9.2, 7.8, 8.7, 8.7 again and finally 9.6. Only one other team had gotten a single 9 in the entire contest, and that was the people cosplaying as the main character and bad guy from the game Dark Sector. (At first I questioned why anybody would go as characters from Dark Sector, but apparently more people than just me and Terry knew what it was.)
When all was said and done, us and three other teams won the grand prize. Everyone else lost by a full 1.5 points from our lowest scores. The grand prize turned out to be vouchers for purchases up to $150 at some media outlet that had sponsored the competition. A grand total of twelve people.
I was still completely shocked that Terry and I had actually won. I almost wanted to cheer, to wrap my arms around him and kiss him right then and there.
And if you do, you can rub your crotch up against his. It’ll be great. Let him stick his Caterpie in your Jigglypuff.
Ha! You made an innuendo, I win the bet!
If Eve had a body of her own, I bet she would have had had a very disappointed look on her face.
And here are three more chapters. These took awhile after a lot of depression and writer's block fucked me up for more time than I generally want them to, plus I was busy doing a lot of other stuff. In fact, there's a character in one of these chapters who actually comes from a story I haven't posted here, and know not when I will. No clue when the next chapters will be, so buckle in and wait after you give these a read.
Just a warning: There are feels in this section. Genuine feels, that I didn't think would actually happen, but they did.
“You need a job,” Mom said, dropping a bag of clothes on my stomach. I dropped my phone onto my bed beside me. “If there was one thing that kept my mind, it was a part time job. Plus, it nets you cash.”
I sat up. “How’dya know this won’t make things worse?”
She sighed. “I don’t. But do you have anything better?”
I shook my head. “Not really. Where do you think I should get a job?”
She smiled, and pulled a piece of paper out of her pocket. “I’ve got an idea.” I was handed the paper and saw it was a print out of a website’s careers page. “It pays well and you won’t have to deal too much with other people.”
I read over the page, then looked up at her. “You want me to be the secretary at a doctor’s office?”
“Not secretary,” she said, an annoyed look in her eye. Then she sighed. “Yeah, a secretary.” She sat down beside me. “I was at the store yesterday, got in a conversation with an old friend of mine, Oscar Santos, and he was telling me his niece had gone to college, so he needed a new receptionist. I told him I'd see if you wanted a job.”
“I guess if I’m gonna have a job, it should be somewhere people don’t know me. But secretaries talk to a lot of people.”
“Receptionist. And all you’ll do is tell people the doctor’s ready to see them, then hand them the appointment card for the next one. It’s not like you’ll have to talk to people for sustained periods of time.”
I sighed. “Okay, okay. I’ll give it a try.” I lied back down. “But any unwelcome incidents and I get no chores for a week.”
Mom smiled. “Deal. Just be sure to make a real effort. Most of your problems are Eve, not other people.”
That’s… Partly true… Eve said. I could tell she didn't want to. It was a nice to hear her admitting it for once, though.
I picked my phone up again as Mom left the room and got back to playing Pokemon Shuffle. I was two moves away from beating Leafeon, and I’d been stuck on it for weeks.
And then the phone vibrated. A text message popped up over top of my game. I wanted to just ignore it, but then I saw who it was from.
Mindy.
Hey U call tom
Who's Tom? Eve asked. Is he hot
It’s text talk for tomorrow.
I responded.
Job intrvw, busy
I couldn’t see her tomorrow, though I needed to see her before school started. I sighed. This was the kind of dilemma that I’d have to deal with for a couple other friends and several extended family members.
Are you sure Tom isn’t just some hot guy she’s trying to hook you up with?
Why would she be trying to hook me up with a guy when she doesn’t even know I’m a girl?!
Okay, I admit, I didn’t think that far ahead. Heh heh.
What?
Head.
I sighed again.
“What is your experience working in an office?” Dr. Santos asked me, never really looking up from his clipboard.
I looked around the room and saw things ranging from his PhD, his MD, his junior high baseball trophy, a picture of his son’s junior high baseball team, and even a picture of him and his wife standing in front of a Vegas casino. The room was covered in a weird white/orange wallpaper that probably would have made my mom sick if she were in here.
“Um… I don’t actually have any experience. My mom just wants me to have a part time job to take up my time before school starts.”
He nodded. “And are you capable of putting files in a folder and then placing them in a drawer?”
I couldn’t tell if he was being sarcastic. “Is ‘yes’ the answer you’re looking for, or are you just screwing with me?”
He glanced up from the clipboard finally, a slight smile on his face. “Congratulations, Miss Cross, you’ve got the job.”
I sat there, no doubt a bewildered look on my face, and asked, “Are you being sarcastic now?”
I seriously wouldn't have told Mom I’d do this if I’d known it would be so boring. Most of the day, all I did was organize folders and occasionally take Dr. Santos somebody's file. I answered the phone a couple times just for people to tell me they were rescheduling appointments.
The first time somebody walked through the door, it was some guy I knew from school. Kenny, I think his name was. I don’t honestly know if we’d ever said two words to one another.
You could talk to him now, Eve said, he looks like he could use a girlfriend. Or at least a handjob.
Seriously? I'm here to keep my mind off this sort of thing.
I know, I know! I’m trying, too, but it - and likely he if you play him right - is hard.
Is it too late to put that innuendo bet back into place?
Hey, you tricked me with that. You know how hard it is for me to… Dammit, I just said ‘hard’ and I wanna make a joke!
“Excuse me,” somebody said. I looked up and saw the boy from earlier, Kenny. “I need an appointment card?” He handed me the paper Dr. Santos gave him.
I reached into the drawer of the reception desk and grabbed one of the cards. The date was already on Dr. Santos’ paperwork, so all I had to do was copy that.
Unfortunately, my cell number appeared instead of the date.
What are you doing? I asked Eve.
He’s cute, ask him out!
I sighed inwardly. I don’t need a boyfriend, okay? Now I’ve wasted a card and this is my first day on the job, so lemme do this the right way, okay?
I heard her sigh now. Fine. Just put his stupid appointment on there. You could have a date with him, y’know.
No, I can't. I’m fairly certain he’s got a girlfriend.
Steal him!
I groaned, then forced myself to write the appointment date on the card and nothing else. It wasn't as easy as it should have been, but I managed it. Kenny smiled at me, but I was too disgusted with Eve’s trickery to smile back.
After that, the day got boring again, and all I did was play games on my phone until another patient walked in through the door. Of course, I wanted to do a spit take when I realized who it is coming in.
Mindy.
The first thing I thought when she walked through the door was how she was standing the heat wearing a long sleeve shirt and blue jeans. I was wearing a tank top and a pair of shorts, and I still felt like I was on fire when I was out of the air conditioning. Come to think of it, she looked like she had a pretty good tan.
The second thing I thought was Why the hell is she here?! Of course, I knew the answer; Dr. Santos was obviously her doctor. What was really freaking me out was that she had an appointment the day I started my job there.
“I’m here for my appointment,” she said as she came up to the desk. “Mindy Osborn.”
“I’ll… Um…” I stammered. I was making this very obvious that I was flustered by the fact that one of my best friends was here and she didn’t know I was I. Or me. Or… Fuck you, brain.
Stop arguing with yourself. You’ve got me here to be the other half of the argument.
You are not helping.
Hey, since she’s here, ask her about that Tom guy she wanted to hook you up with.
“I’ll go tell Dr. Santos right now,” I said, a little too quickly.
I walked into the Doc’s office and told him that Mindy was there, then I ducked into the restroom. I don’t know why I was going so crazy. Was I afraid of her finding out that the big boobed girl in who’s shirt she was staring down was actually her friend Mike? Was I afraid of telling her that succubi and magical girls were real?
Was I afraid she was attracted to me?
I almost certainly wasn’t attracted to her. I’d already accepted the fact that Eve’s influences made me attracted to men, and though I didn’t want to admit it, I was developing a tiny crush on Terry (and I would never let Eve know that). But was it actually gross to me that another girl might have a thing for me?
“Miss Cross, I’ll kindly ask you to leave the restroom now. Miss Osborn needs to pee in a cup.”
Dr. Santos was probably the most chill doctor I’d ever met.
“Yeah, sorry,” I said, stumbling out of the restroom. Mindy was still in the examination room, so I just returned to the desk up front and sat down.
My phone buzzed in my pocket. I fished it out and found a text from - wouldn’t ya know - Mindy.
How wuz the intrvw? the text read.
I didn’t want to answer it, but against my better judgement, I decided to. Went ok, I typed. Got the job
Kewl, she sent back. Still no hangout?
Too bsy at wrk.
This was responded to by a frowny face emoji.
I heard footsteps coming close, so I shoved my phone back in my pocket. Mindy stood in front of me and handed me the paperwork from Dr. Santos, then she leaned close and squinted at me. All in all, I couldn’t understand what she was doing.
Maybe she can tell, Eve said.
I doubt it.
Your face is still kinda sorta the same, though girly.
It’s different enough.
“Do I know you?” Mindy asked.
Gasp! Eve said in mock-surprise.
A lobotomy would cure me of you, y’know.
I blushed. “I don’t think so,” I answered. “I’m new in town.”
And then the door opened, and Terry decided that now was the time to walk in. I was about ninety percent certain life was doing its damnedest to fuck with me at all moments of the day now.
The plot and his cock are both thickening! Eve said, with an almost absurd amount of glee in her voice. Words cannot describe how much I wanted to punch her in the face she didn’t have.
He walked up to the desk, looked at me, looked at Mindy, looked back at me, looked back at Mindy. He looked like he was about to open his mouth and say something, and then Mindy just hugged him.
“I can’t tell you how much I missed you and Mikey while I was gone,” she said.
“Have you told Mike how much?”
“No, he says he’s off at his new job.”
Terry broke off the hug, then pointed at me. “Yeah, I know. Right there.”
Mindy looked back at me, then leaned in close again. “I knew it!”
Double gasp! said Eve.
Helping! Not!
“You knew it was me? How?” I asked.
“It’s not easy to see, but I can tell by your face.”
“Sixty percent of the time you’ve been here, you’ve been staring at my boobs.”
“They are nice to stare at,” Terry said.
“Why the hell are you even here?!” I almost screamed.
He raised his arms. “I have doctors appointments, too.”
“Excuse me,” Dr. Santos said as he walked into the room, “this is a doctor’s office, not a social hangout. Miss Cross, have you given Miss Osborn her appointment card and has Mr. Hughes been logged in yet?”
Terry pointed out, “I just got here. I didn’t even give Mikaela my name yet.”
Mindy mouthed, “Mikaela? Really?” If Terry or Dr. Santos noticed, they didn’t say anything.
“I’m getting the appointment card done now, Dr. Santos,” I said, rapidly scribbling down the date for Mindy’s next appointment on the card. “And Ter - ah - Mr. Hughes did just arrive.”
Dr. Santos nodded. “Good.” He patted me on the back. “Once Mr. Hughes is taken care of, you can go home. He’s the last patient of the day.”
Mindy stood there all innocently, with her hands clasped behind her back. I think I wanted to stab her with a fireplace poker almost as much as I did Eve. “Is it okay if I wait in here for Terry and Mikaela? I just got back into town the other day and I haven’t gotten a chance to catch up with them.”
Dr. Santos nodded. “Just so long as there’s no more yelling.”
I blushed again. “Sorry, sir.”
He laughed. “Don’t worry. I was your age, working a boring job once, too.”
Terry followed him into the examination room, leaving me alone in a relatively sized waiting room with Mindy. Well, and Eve, technically, but I was doing my best to ignore her.
Mindy sat down on the desk and smiled down at me. “Soooooo… Mikaela.”
I sighed. “It was better than Michelle, okay?”
“No arguments there, I just wanna know how it happened.”
“I’m not telling you here.”
“Why?”
“Because it’s crazy as hell and I have proof. We’ll head to my house after Terry’s done.”
She hopped off the desk and sat down in the closest chair. “So, are you like… Y’know…”
“What?” I asked.
“You didn’t exactly seem happy that I was staring at your boobs, but you didn’t say anything when Terry said they were nice to stare at.”
“I’m girl straight, yeah. I do like boys.” I sighed. “Also, he’s seen me naked, so, really, I can't complain if he stares.”
The smile on her face grew wider. “Oh, I’ve got to hear this story.”
Triple gasp! Eve said.
What?
I dunno. I needed to say something.
“Hello, Mindy and Terry,” Mom said as we walked through the door. “How was your first day, sweetie?” she asked me.
“Well, Mindy found out and I wasn’t fired.”
“Good. Dinner in an hour, they can stay if they want.”
“Thanks, Mrs. Cross,” the both of them said.
They followed me upstairs, where Allie was just coming out of the bathroom. I pointed to my room, she shrugged and followed us in there. I plopped down on my bed, Allie took my desk, Terry sat on the floor and Mindy just stood there.
“Okay,” Mindy said, “tell me the whole story.”
Before I could say anything, Terry spoke up. “Mike’s possessed by a succubus.”
“Terry!” I squealed.
“What? It’s true.”
“Yeah, but I was about to tell her!”
Mindy laughed. “Um… Look, I love reading about succubi and all that, but we all know that’s just fake, right?”
I sighed. “I wish I could say that. I woke up one morning rubbing my crotch and screaming out moans like nobody’s business, all because of a succubus named Eve.”
“Eve? Like, Adam and Eve?”
Allie answered, “She’s named after Eve. Her mother was the original succubus, and possessed the real Eve back in the Garden of Eden.”
Mindy turned to Allie. “You seem really chill about all this, even though your little brother is now your little sister.”
Allie shrugged. “I sorta have a secret of my own.”
“Are you a succubus, too?”
She shook her head. She turned to me. “Is it okay if I show her?” I nodded. “Get ready for this one, Mindy.” Allie went through her transformation sequence (how easy it was to say that actually disturbed me) and then she was in her magical girl uniform, complete with wand. The bright light was still kinda painful, but overall, I was getting a little too used to this, considering it had only been sprung on me a couple days ago.
Mindy was speechless. She walked over to Allie and plucked and pulled at her outfit, poked her in the face, picked at her hair. Honestly, now I think I took my introduction to magical girls well in comparison to how Mindy was taking it. I was wondering if maybe she was overwhelmed by the idea that succubi and magical girls were real.
I stood up and pulled her away from Allie and sat her down on the bed beside me. “Yeah, so, back to the reason I was possessed by a succubus. I’m not actually a succubus, I’m just Eve’s host. She doesn’t want to be a succubus anymore, she just wants to be a normal girl living her life without fear of needing sex every five minutes.”
Ten minutes, thank you! I’d like to believe I have a little more restraint than you give me credit for.
Hence why you’re picturing Terry naked right this very second?
How’d you know that?
Because I’m picturing Terry naked because of you right now!
I continued, “It’s not always working so well, but in her defense, she thought she’d just possess me and be a voice in the back of my head, she didn’t know she’d change me outright.”
“Why are you being so chill about this?” Mindy asked. “You’re possessed by a sex demon, your sister is an anime protagonist and… Terry’s in the room!”
Terry asked, “Hey! What’s that supposed to mean?!”
Everybody else ignored him. “Believe me, all of this freaked me out at first. I had turned into a girl overnight, found out my sister was a magical girl, my mom had been possessed by a succubus when she was younger… I considered calling you that day, but I thought you were still out of town on your vacation, so I called Terry and… Hilarity ensued…”
“Whaddya mean?” Mindy asked.
“I told ya,” Terry said, “I’ve seen her naked.”
“He’s seen you naked?!”
I sighed. “Sometimes Eve accidentally - “ And it goddamn well better be accidental most of the time. “ - takes control of me and her urges make her take my clothes off and straddle Terry.”
I promise you, it has always been accidental. Okay, maybe one time was on purpose. But you know as well as I do that Terry is fucking adorable.
I really didn’t want to admit that, but I kinda had to. Just not out loud, and not to her. “Believe me, getting naked in front of Terry is nothing compared to the other things I’ve had to deal with since becoming a girl.”
“Oh, you mean like boys staring at you, looking at you like a piece of meat and constantly having their eyes down your top?”
“More like the pheromones I emit whenever I sweat too much. Or just the fact that I went from being attracted to girls to being attracted to guys overnight.”
Allie asked, “You’ve had to deal with the pheromones?”
Mindy spoke before I could. “Were you ever possessed by a succubus? Seems like you know more about them than Mike does.”
I answered, “Because the succubi and the magical girls have been at war for centuries.” When Mindy turned to look at me with the widest, most shocked eyes I could imagine, I said, “Yeah, this is all like straight out of an anime. I keep expecting a beach episode any day.” When I saw Terry smile, I glared at him and said, “You’ve seen me naked, you will not get to drool over me in a bikini.”
He smiled. “I’d just like to point out how stupid that sounded. I’ve seen you naked, but I don’t get to see you a tiny amount of clothing.”
I was very grateful that Allie smacked him in the head with her wand.
I sighed. “So, yeah. It’s all been a little crazy for the last couple of days. About the only wins I’ve gotten were a job and Terry and I getting first place in a cosplay competition. But, that’s rivaled by all the almost-sex and the near rape in the movie theater restroom.”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa,” Allie said. She was on me in an instant, looking over pretty much everything. “How far did it go? Are you okay? What was the guy’s name? Did he actually insert anything anywhere?”
“I said near rape. And I don’t know his name, he was just an usher at the movie theater. Why are you getting weird now?”
Mindy asked, “Now?”
Allie said, “My baby sister was almost raped, that’s not something I take lightly, okay?!”
Somehow she didn’t get that when you said you’d dealt with the pheromones? It’s almost the only thing that happens when those start attracting boys.
Are you saying you willingly get raped whenever you let out pheromones?
kinda. Not exactly, I mean.
“Look, Allie, I’m okay. He didn’t touch anything, he just tore one of my shirts. Which I threw away as soon as possible.” I pushed her off of me. “Now that I think about it, if that shirt’s still covered in my pheromones… Are there boys being drawn to that trash can because of a single sniff?”
Terry started laughing. “Oh, man. The idea of that is funny.”
I leaned back on my bed. “So, Mindy, now you’re in on the secret. How are you taking this?”
She stood up. “Well, other than being down to just one guy friend and having to deal with you being hot and straight, I’m okay. Seriously, though, girls don’t still turn you on at least a little?”
I shook my head. “No. It was weird, but I’m kinda adjusted to it, no doubt because Eve’s been driving me toward trying to get a boyfriend ever since I got up that morning.”
Her eyes lit up. “Omigod, are you and Terry going out?”
The red on my face was almost certainly obvious. “No!”
“Even if it’s straight, you two would make the cutest couple!”
See? Even the lesbo sees it! Eve said with glee in her voice.
I don’t know which one of you I want to punch more.
“Get up, girl!” Mindy shouted at me. When did she get in the house and why was she screaming at me? I rolled over and covered my head with my blanket. I didn’t want to get up, I wanted to sleep. Hopefully a dreamless sleep because another dream about wild Terry sex would drive me insane.
Oh, you love him and you love the dreams, you know you do, Eve said. The way she said it, I imagined she was sitting on the edge of the bed, one leg crossed over the other.
“Mikey, get. Up. C’mon, you’re gonna love this!” Mindy was being very determined.
I rolled onto my back - Keep your mouth shut, Eve. - and uncovered my head. “What?”
Mindy was smiling. “Get your best white shirt on, we’re going to the Anderson Twins’ lake party.”
I groaned. “Why? There's almost no reason to do that except to let boys see me in a wet tee-shirt.” And then my brain started working. “That’s also why you want it.”
“Not entirely, it’s mostly for party reasons.” She smiled wider. “Okay, it’s half and half. I wanna see you in a wet tee-shirt and I wanna see boys see you in a wet tee-shirt.”
I covered my head with my blanket again. “Why is it I become a girl and become everybody’s plaything?!” I uncovered my head again. “Is there nothing else any of you can do?!”
Allie was standing in the doorway. “I told her you wouldn’t go for it,” she said.
Mindy said over her shoulder, “Oh, shush.” She turned back to me. “C’mon, you need more boy experience and a lake party just before school starts is the perfect way to do it. Let everybody get used to the new girl before they start ogling your girls in school hallways.”
“They’ll still be ogling my girls in school hallways,” I said, defensively covering my breasts. I dunno why. There were two other girls in the room, one a lesbian and one my sister who’s already seen me topless. Still, it was reflexive. “Besides, isn’t it gonna raise suspicion when a mysterious new girl shows up with a best friend and sister to somebody the town hasn’t seen in a week?”
Mindy rolled her eyes. “Oh, please, there are people from all over gonna be at this party. At least half of it will be out of towners from other schools.”
I groaned. “Why am I even considering this?” I sat up. “I mean, why, really? Every day since I got possessed by Eve, it’s been a different goofy fucking adventure. A movie that almost turned into rape, a cosplay convention, becoming a secretary…” I sighed. “Why do I not get just Lounge around the house in a tank top and shorts time?”
Mindy made a Pbft noise. “Where’s the fun in that?”
I glared at her. “You just want to flaunt me at a lake party as your hot friend, don’t you?”
“Am I that transparent?”
“Like a bottle of purified water.”
She dropped something on top of me. “Good. Now put that on, then put some shorts and a tank top on over them.”
I picked up what she dropped on me and almost wanted to yell at her. She finds out one of her best friends has been possessed by a succubus and turned into a girl and she buys said succubus-possessed-friend a pink and orange bikini?! I didn’t even like pink that much!
I happen to think it’s adorable.
You’re a girly sex demon, of course you think it’s adorable!
How has none of my fashion sense rubbed off on you yet?
Y’know, I was a guy less than a week ago. I went from shorts and a tee-shirt to butt-huggers and tank tops. I went from briefs or boxers to panties and bras. I think I’ve transitioned through all of this pretty well. Just because I don’t wear the stuff you’d wear doesn’t mean anything.
It sorta does.
I mentally face-palmed. I cannot talk to you to right now.
I dropped the bikini in my lap and sighed. “When do we leave?” I asked.
Allie looked dumbfounded. “You’re going?”
I nodded. “No point in arguing.” I turned to Mindy. “You’re just gonna pester me the whole time if I don’t, and either way, it gets me better at dealing with more people who don’t know me.” I threw off the blanket. “Now the both of you get the fuck out of my room.”
Mindy smiled. “You’re sassier as a girl. That's hot.”
I didn't want to get out of the car. The very idea of it was concerning. There I was, wearing a pink and orange bikini under a practically skintight tank top (white, of course) and a pair of shorts that really only existed to make sure I wasn’t naked, they really didn't cover anything.
There were at least five or six dozen people, maybe more. Guys, girls, younger teens, older teens, the occasional frisbee. I didn’t know if I’d seen this many people in the high school auditorium, and that seated 2500. Very few of them were in the lake, I noticed, and it wasn't exactly a deep lake. There was a volleyball game going on like we were at the beach, there was a spot with couples just making out or lying together, and what appeared to be a poker game on a picnic blanket.
I shrunk down in my seat so that nobody could see me. “No, I can't do this.”
Mindy pulled the key out of the ignition. “Yeah, you can.” She pulled me up. “Just get that perfect ass out there and shake it. Seeing as you’re - “ she let out a groan “ - straight, there might even be a guy out there who’ll appreciate that ass.”
Just tell her you’re saving yourself for Terry, Eve said. She’ll believe it, everybody can see the chemistry.
I’m going to have to ask you to stop doing that.
Only if you tell her.
I will hit you.
I pulled myself out of Mindy’s Jeep and sighed. I had to get this over with, kinda necessary. This was my test. If I could make it through a lake party, I could probably make it through high school. Of course, the nerves were kinda making me want to get right back in the car and hide under the blanket in the back seat, despite the fact that it was almost a hundred degrees out. I was shaking, I was sweaty (for reasons other than the heat) and I was ready to jump out of my skin and head for the hills.
I did not want to be there.
Mindy slapped me on the back. “C’mon, let’s go mingle. There’s drinks over by the big tree.” She pointed at a small table set up beside a tree on the opposite side of the lake from us. Granted, it wasn’t a very big lake, only about as big at a football field, but that was still a good ways away and meant I’d have to walk through a host of people I didn’t want seeing me. “Or we could go join that volleyball game.”
I shook my head. “No way, no how. Me bouncing around out there for everybody to see?”
She laughed. “Please, you’re so big, you bounce when you’re wearing a bra.” She reached over and jiggled me a bit, which was in no way comfortable.
“Stop,” I grumbled. “That’s annoying. Do you see me grabbing your boobs?” After realizing what I said, I added, “And you won’t.”
She stuck her tongue out at me. “You’re trying not to be any fun.”
The two of us wandered around the other almost hundred teens gathered there. I recognized several people from school, couple of my friends that I would have to tell about what's become of me. That was a conversation with people I was dreading on account of I had no idea what to tell them.
Somebody bounced against me. A guy I’d seen in PE once or twice named Xander Somethingoranother (or probably Travis, actually). I had never really spoken to him, so I didn't worry about the need to tell him. As far as he was concerned, I could stay the new girl in school. Of course, my new outlook on life had me checking his abs out. I was starting to wish guys didn’t feel so nonchalant about going topless.
I almost got run down by a girl carrying some drinks. I couldn’t remember her name, but I did recognize her. She took the drinks over to a blonde girl, a brunette with pink highlights and a flat-chested girl wearing a one-piece swimsuit. They looked like they were having a good time. I had to say, I kinda wished I was somewhere between the blonde and the flat-chested girl boob-size-wise. This bikini gave me almost no support.
The poker game looked the most appealing. The guy sitting on the blanket was shuffling the deck with his hands and checking me out with his eyes. He wasn’t unattractive himself, but I really needed to get those urges under control.
“You’re something pretty,” he said, his eyes never once looking at the cards. He looked kinda familiar, but at the same time I didn't know where from. Dark hair, green eyes, a devilish sort of smile. I’d go for him in an instant if not for wanting to keep myself off of him. (And of course, a certain part of me wanted to go down on him, but I shoved her to the side.) “How’s a game sound?”
I smiled. “I’m pretty good at poker.”
He smiled back. “Me, too. Sit down, we'll wait for a couple more people, then this can begin.” He motioned for me to sit down. “Name’s Lucas.”
“Mikaela.”
“Cute name for the cute girl.”
We waited about fifteen minutes as people came to join in. I recognized Greg Olsen and Frannie Reston from school and some blonde guy I’d never met who said his name was Hank. Somebody else came to join in, but Lucas waved him off. Apparently, four people and one dealer was all he wanted.
I was grateful that I was pretty good at Texas Hold ‘Em. He dealt me a Jack and a four, a spade and a heart. The first card he overturned was a three of clubs, which didn’t help me, but Frannie looked happy. One card didn't seem like it should help anyone. Nobody else had any looks on their faces except for Lucas. He was smiling wide.
The next card was flipped over, a Jack of hearts. I was sitting on a pair, now, a better prospect than before, but still nothing in the long game. Hank was smiling now, though, so he could have had at least two pair. Lucas just kept up that smile.
The third card, an Ace of hearts. It occurred to me that we didn’t exactly bet anything. We all just sort of sat down, didn't even put any money in. This was actually starting to get creepy.
“We don't have chips or money, what are we betting?” I asked.
Lucas shook his head. “Don’t worry about it. You’ll get what you win.”
The fourth card, a Jack of diamonds. Assuming I was right, Hank and I now both had three of a kind. Everybody else had at least one pair, thanks to the Jacks. I was starting to sweat more, as the last card would either make or break us.
No one was folding, I noticed. Everybody must have assumed they had a dog in the fight.
There’s something weird about him, Eve said. She probably would have been scratching her chin if she were corporeal right now.
“Alright, everyone,” Lucas said, that smile never going away, “ready for the end of the line?”
“Wait!” Frannie said. “What are we betting?”
Lucas’s smile grew wider. “Everything except your dignity.”
Oh Gods… Eve’s voice was tiny and light.
What?
That’s it… He’s a God…
I don’t follow.
Get out of here before he wins the game.
What? I’ve got at least a three of a kind.
It doesn’t matter, you’re gonna lose.
How do you know that?
Because you’re not just playing poker with some good looking guy, you’re playing with my ex-boyfriend and he’s a Trickster God!
Ex-boyfriend?
That’s what you take from that statement? You’re playing a card game with Loki!
I felt my eyes widen. Suddenly I wasn't just playing poker, I was sitting across a picnic blanket with a Norse Deity. And then it kicked in that Norse Deities were real. And that the succubus in my body had dated one. Somehow my brain’s priorities had been screwed righteously and there didn’t seem to be a lot I could do about it.
Lucas flipped over the last card, an Ace of spaces. His smile didn’t go away, even though he had to know at least a couple of us were packing a full house.
He nodded to us to lay our cards down in turn, starting with Greg. He had a pair of twos, with the two aces that meant two pair. Next was Frannie, who put down a three and a five. Third was Hank; he had the Jack I thought he did and another three, but the three was useless with the Aces. My turn, now, I laid down my four and my Jack.
Lucas let out a small laugh. “Well, gang,” he said, “looks like our little game has come to its end.” He set his cards down and my eyes widened in horror. The other two Aces stared us all in the face, a four of a kind. “Now, since nothing was bet and no one folded, that would mean I’ve won.” He snapped his fingers.
Frannie was the first. She had been wearing a pair of skin tight shorts made of something that looked like nylon or something and a tube top. The shorts at least were covering a pair of panties, the tube top was covering nothing. Her bare breasts were exposed, and she didn’t seem to have any problems with that, nor did anyone except me. After a second, a bra appeared on her, almost as if she'd been wearing it the whole time.
Next was Greg, who’d been wearing a pair of swim trunks and a red muscle shirt. His shirt disappearing didn't affect him at all, but then the trunks were gone and his dick was showing itself off. Apparently, he’d been semi-hard the entire game. A pair of briefs slipped into existence right after I noticed that.
Hank was third, and he’d been wearing little but a Speedo in the first place. Said Speedo was gone and replaced in short order by a banana hammock. I looked away from him as quickly as possible.
Then it was my turn. My tank top disappeared first, but thankfully my bikini top didn't. That was followed quickly by my shorts, exposing my bikini bottoms. That wouldn’t have been embarrassing to anybody else, but I was insanely self-conscious, so I didn’t want to be seen in so little.
But, again, nobody seemed to notice anything and Greg, Hank and Frannie just got up and went back to doing whatever they’d been doing before, almost as if they’d never joined the game in the first place. Nobody around seemed to notice anything either.
I turned back to Lucas. “What the hell are you?” I asked.
The Norse Trickster God, remember? I just said that.
He looked surprised. “You noticed the changes?”
“Yeah, and I want my clothes back.”
He leaned in closer. “What are you?”
I scooted away from him on the blanket. “Not important, gimme my clothes!”
He shook his head. “As far as reality is concerned, those clothes are back at your house, sitting in your dresser. You never wore them, and you’re not supposed to remember that you did. I wanna know how you do.”
Just tell him, Eve said with a sigh, he’ll figure it out.
I nodded, though she couldn’t see it. “Eve is in here,” I motioned to my body.
He rolled his eyes. “Of course. You’d only be able to see it if you were magic, too. Well, you tell Eve that I’ve moved on and so should she.”
I’m not still into you, douchebag!
“She says she's gotten over you, too.”
He breathed a sigh of relief. “Good. So how’d you get caught up with Eve?”
“She decided she wanted me as a host.”
“Well, it’s a lot of risk-free sex for you, so enjoy it.”
I sighed now. “I’mma ignore that you said that.” I stood up. “Ya know, some people would play strip poker with you without the magic twist.”
He shrugged. “Where’s the fun in that?”
I rolled my eyes and walked away. I didn’t want to deal with him, and Eve was screaming something in a language I couldn't understand. I just wanted to find Mindy and get out of there.
The Find Mindy part was the biggest problem. I didn’t see her anywhere. After about five minutes, I just gave up and walked over to the table where the drinks were. I couldn’t tell which bowls had booze added in, but I didn’t care much. Not like I’d be doing anything with anyone.
A guy walked up to the table and poured himself some alcopunch. It took me a second, but I recognized him. Gerry Felding, a friend of mine back in my freshman year. I hadn’t seen him since the freshman dance where he tried to get me to ask Cindy Fletcher out and I failed so miserably that I swore off dating for a year.
He looked at me with some sort of recognition in his eyes. “You look familiar,” he said, “have we met?”
I took a long gulp of my drink. “I dunno.”
He shrugged. “Well, nice to meet you.” He walked over to the tree, sat down and pulled his phone out of his shorts pocket.
Then I heard my phone ring.
That didn't seem right, because I had no pockets in this bikini and the shorts I’d worn had never been worn because of magic, and that's where my phone had been before the poker game.
“Hey!” Mindy called out to me. She apoeared pretty much out of nowhere. “Your phone's ringing. Looks like… Gerry Felding? When did he move back to town?”
“I dunno,” I said in a small voice as I saw Gerry get up from the tree he was sitting at.
And walked toward us.
Gerry stood there, looking at me holding my phone, hearing that ringtone that he knew was his, looking at his phone knowing he was calling me, likely to find out if I was gonna come to the lake party. If I was lucky, he wouldn’t put two and two together and connect me with me.
But since when had I ever been lucky in the last week?
“Mindy?” he asked as he approached us. She perked up somewhat, likely because she and Gerry had been practically inseparable back when we were younger. If not for Mindy being into girls, I would have assumed they were dating back then. “Whaddya got Mike’s phone for?” Had he really not put it together?
As if participating in a surprise strip poker game wasn't bad enough, Mindy had to go and blow my cover. “Because she left it with me. I’ve got a purse, and - obviously - she has no pockets.”
I smacked myself in the face. “Thank you, Mindy. Thank you so much.”
“What? He’s been our friend for, like, ever!”
Gerry asked, “What's going on?”
Mindy answered, “Mike got himself possessed by a succubus, hence why she's wearing such a skimpy bikini.”
I wanted to slam my face against the closest tree. “Why would you tell him that?!”
Gerry looked confused and amused at the the same time. Mindy looked amused. Eve sounded amused. Why was everyone but me entertained by all this?! Oh, wait, because I was the one all this was revolving around.
I sighed. “It's true,” I said, “I was possessed by a succubus.”
Gerry shrugged. “Okay.”
I looked in straight in the eye. “Okay?” I scratched at my arm. “Okay is all you say?”
He nodded. “Yeah.”
“Why?”
He slipped his phone back in his pocket. “You're not the first magic person I’ve met.” He pointed over at the blanket Loki was sitting on. “That guy’s a Norse God.”
“How did you know that?” I asked.
“Overheard him and his brother talking, then the brother disappeared in a cloud of rainbows.”
“A cloud of rainbows?”
“A legitimate cloud of rainbows. It was weird as hell.”
I sighed. That was easier than it could have been, and that would make school tomorrow easier. Three people knowing me was a helluva lot better than just two. All I had to do now was deal with talking to people who didn't know me.
I poured myself another cup of punch and then nearly spit it out when Mindy said, “So, Mikey’s dating Terry.”
I turned around and glared at her. “Don’t tell him that! It's not true, anyway!”
“He’s seen you naked.”
“I have a succubus inside me, most of the school will probably see me naked!”
Gerry laughed. “That’s… Uh… That's probably not something to say out loud, even if nobody's close enough to hear us.” He turned to me. “You and Terry, eh? Makes sense.”
I folded my arms under my breasts. “How?”
“You two were damn near joined at the hip before.”
I rolled my eyes. “Not a much as you and Mindy, and I don't see you guys going out.”
“Please, Mindy’s a dyke.”
Mindy punched him in the face. “I’m right here and we prefer the term Women Who Date Women Because Men Are Disgusting.”
“No they're not,” I said. The two of them turned to me, both with confused looks on their faces. “What? I have a sex demon in my head, it really shouldn't be surprising that I’d say that.”
Now you should totally prove it by giving Gerry a blowjob.
What part of ‘no’ do you fail to understand?
I dropped onto my bed face first and came face to stitch with the tank top and shorts I’d “planned” on wearing. At least Loki was telling the truth when he told me the clothes would be back here. For a trickster, he was amazingly honest.
Someone sat on my back. Based on the shape of their butt, they were female, but that could mean Mom, Allie or Mindy. Or some otherworldly being that decided to enter my life and make it weirder than it already was. I turned my head and saw it was Allie sitting on me. “What?” I asked.
“How was the lake party?”
“Okay. I lost a game of strip poker.”
She pulled my folded up clothes out from under me. “That explains why these just showed up earlier. Mom was confused, too. How’d it happen?”
“Trickster God named Loki.”
“Loki the Norse God, Loki?”
“The very same.”
“What was he doing there?”
“Running a strip poker game.” I put my arms under my pillow. “And then Gerry’s back in town, and he knows now.”
“So that's three of your friends, now. How many more to go?”
“That should be good enough to not be the obvious new girl in school. Besides, not like I’ll be the only new girl. There's gotta be at least a couple transfer students.” I wanted to sleep, but the weight of my sister on my lower back was preventing me from doing so. “Can you move, please?”
She hopped off of me. “Yes I will, because you need to get ready.”
I groaned. “Ugh, why? I was just at a lake party with semi-drunk people while wearing a bikini and I swear half of them grabbed my ass at some point. Why do I need to do anything other than lie here and sleep?”
She smiled. “Reasons. Get up and find something cute but functional, I’ll go get some makeup ready.”
I don't want makeup, I thought.
Just go with lipstick.
I sat up. Did… Did you just have an idea I agree with?
I know, it’s weird.
After six long arguments, I finally got it through Allie’s head that I was not going to wear a skirt. With my luck, I’d probably get the damn thing torn and then everybody and their mothers would see my panties and I’d already be a topic of discussion tomorrow at school. I refused to let that happen, so no skirt (despite Eve not-so-subtly trying to get me to) for me. I still wasn’t even ready to wear skirts out in public. So, because of that, my outfit consisted of a pair of tight shorts and a pink, low cut tank top.
I felt insanely girly looking at my face in a mirror and checking the lipstick I was wearing. I had no intentions of using it for kissing, it was just to look a little better. I couldn’t believe I’d let Eve talk me into it, but I had to admit that the lipstick did make me look a little better. I actually even felt a little better, too. Did girls usually feel like this with makeup on?
“Somebody looks like she’s ready for a date,” Mom said. I spun around and saw her bringing in some laundry. “Is Terry the lucky boy?”
I blushed. “I’m… Allie told me to get ready, and that we’d be going in a little while, that’s all. I don’t know why, but I hope it’s not for a date.”
She smiled. “Don’t worry, even if it is, she wouldn’t set you up with someone you wouldn’t like.”
“I’m not worried about that. Even if I don’t like them, Eve might.”
That is a lie!
Be quiet.
Mom sat down on my bed and motioned for me to sit beside her. I plopped onto my bed and waited for whatever was about to come next. Needless to say, I was a little surprised when she started brushing my hair, but it actually felt kinda nice.
“I wish I had hair like this when I was your age,” she said.
“Red?”
“No, silky, clean. I know it’s just Eve keeping you looking nice to attract boys, but it still looks beautiful.”
I smiled. Compliments were starting to sound nice, too. Was I getting vain or just… I dunno… Girly? “Thanks, Mom.”
“How’s your job been so far?”
“Pretty good. Dr. Santos doesn’t get a whole lot of people coming in, so most of the time I just sit around and do stuff online until somebody does come in, and then I tell Dr. Santos, they go in and I get back to doing what I was doing.”
“That’s good. Do you have everything you’ll need for school tomorrow?”
I nodded. “Yeah. Notebooks, binders, pencils. A lot of nervousness since everybody knows me, but nobody knows me.” I sighed. “Plus, I’m going to havta deal with all my new… Urges.”
She stopped brushing my hair. “I know how hard that’ll be, sweetie. I was possessed by a succubus once, too. It’s impressive you’ve managed this long.”
I’d like to think I had a hand in that, too!
Please, you keep trying to get me to put hands on every guy I see.
Yeah, but do I actually make you do it?
No. But now that I know you could, I’ll be much more careful about interactions with non-Terry guys from now on.
He’s the guy I want you to touch the most.
I rolled my eyes. “I’m doing as well as I can.”
“You’re doing amazing, sweetie. Eve, too. It can’t be easy for her to ignore the opportunity to take full control and just let herself loose on the first man she sees.”
I told you I had something to do with it!
I sighed. “She’s doing better than I would expect, honestly.”
Mom smiled, then stood up. “Well, I’ll let you finish getting ready. Whatever Allie’s got planned for you, I’m sure it’ll be a fun evening.”
“Thanks, Mom. For everything.”
“Everything?”
“You have been the most understanding mom in the world. Your daughter becomes a magical girl, your son gets possessed by a succubus and turned into a second daughter. If we were a normal family, you’d probably be going crazy.”
She smiled again. “We’re as normal as we need to be.” She shut my door behind her and then I was alone in the room again.
I was about to lay down, but then I looked next to me and suddenly Eve was sitting there. It had been a couple days since she manifested physically, I was caught off guard a little. She was dressed identically to me, so I guess she liked what I’d picked to wear.
She also looked down.
“What’s up with you?” I asked.
She shook her head. “Nothing. Nothing.”
“Uh… Something something. Why do you look like your puppy just died?”
“I never had a puppy. One, because we don’t get them on our plane; and two, because I had a really… Difficult life.”
“Huh? You? The girl who keeps trying to get me to fuck any guy I come into contact with?”
She glared at me. “I’m a succubus, impulses can’t be helped.” She looked away. “My mom is the succubus queen. The first succubus. She had me really late and life and she never really wanted me in the first place.”
“What?”
She nodded. “Yeah. Watching you and your mom, your kind, loving, understanding mom, stirred up some bad feelings. I tried to celebrate my first possession with her, but she ignored me. I tried to be a good daughter, but she just wanted me to go away.” She looked like she was starting to cry. “Your mom is the kind of mom I wanted. That’s part of the reason I picked you.”
“What?”
“I watched you for a little while before I possessed you. I wanted what you had, and I thought that even by proxy, just by possessing you, I’d actually feel loved by someone’s mom.”
I couldn’t help myself. For the first time since we’d been sharing my body, I hugged Eve. I knew that if anybody walked into the room, they’d see me hugging empty air, but everybody who would walk into my room also knew that I could see Eve. I didn’t care, though. I needed to hug her. She needed this hug.
She seemed surprised. Likely because we’d never hugged in our short time together. She reciprocated by hugging back, and that was when I felt her tears hit my shoulder. I started crying after that, not a lot, and it confused me as I did it, but I didn’t care, I just let the tears flow. Suddenly, it felt like I had another sister, and I wasn’t going to let that feeling slip away.
I was already a little angry with Allie for making me get dressed, and then being brought to a park and left behind as she wandered off with some guy I vaguely recognized from the last time she brought a boyfriend home. Granted, I seemed to remember that guy being her ex-boyfriend’s friend, but still.
I sat down on a bench that had a nice view of the river and sighed. I guess if I was gonna be all alone, at least I’d have a nice time enjoying the sights and sounds of a peaceful river. Thanks to the breeze, it actually felt kinda cool, not at all like the 90 degree temperatures we’d been having. Of course, the cool air and me showing so much skin was actually making me a little chilly now. Good news mixed with the bad news.
I pulled my legs up and hugged my knees to my chest. I was acting more female, now. Or, at least, more obviously female. I guess a week of being like this had finally taken its toll on me. I wondered when I’d start wearing dresses or wearing more makeup than just lipstick just to go to the grocery store.
What’s it matter? Eve asked. You’re getting used to it, at least.
I know. It’s not even bothering me like it used to. Plus, there was that whole sisterly bonding experience we just went through, so I guess maybe it wouldn’t even be a bad thing if I just accepted everything.
Thanks for that, by the way.
No problem. Maybe the two of us can actually get started helping you with your urge problem, thus curbing my urge problem.
Hey, don’t sell yourself short. Guy like Terry hangs around you so often, I woulda torn his clothes off and worked him like there was no tomorrow.
I’m not sure I needed to know that. And, honestly… It’s not easy not to do that.
Mike, you're scaring me.
I laughed. You? I’m scaring me!
So, say, hypothetically, what if you and Terry were to start dating?
I don’t know. I wanna say I’d have enough restraint to keep myself from just letting him take me, but at the same time, I don’t know. He’s… Gah, I hate that you’re making me do this. He’s great to look at, and he’s my best friend. He’d never take advantage of me, or anything, so I wouldn’t havta worry about that. I’d have to worry more about me than him.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand if he was right there for you to talk to now, perhaps there to talk to you?
Then I’d feel really fucking silly and probably nervous as hell. Good thing he’s no -
“Hey, Mike,” Terry said. Of course he was there. He looked at me, a smile on his face. A smile I wanted to hug and kiss more and more every day. There were those nerves I was talking about. “What are you doin’ here? Allie asked me to meet her here.”
“Allie asked you?”
“Yeah. Said she’d be here around this time.” He sat down beside me. “So, what are you doin’ here?”
I hugged my legs closer to me. “Oh, just… Allie asked me to come and then dumped me off to go out with her boyfriend.”
“I didn’t know she had a boyfriend.”
“Yeah. Ulrich, or something like that. He moved to the US last year. I only met him once, and I was a boy then. He didn’t even seem to notice me.”
“Oh, sorry about that.”
I shook my head. “Don’t worry about it. I don’t care if her boyfriends notice me.” I looked over at him. He looked kinda nervous sitting there, and of course I thought he looked outrageously cute looking nervous. I’m feeling that, not you, right? I asked Eve.
Well, we both are, but it’s coming more from you than me.
Okay, just wondering.
“You okay?” he asked.
I nodded. “Yeah, just asking Eve a question, is all.”
“How you gonna handle her at school, what with all those guys she’ll wanna fuck?”
Why is he asking that question? Eve demanded.
I ignored her. “It’ll be weird, but I should be able to manage it.” I had an urge to lean over onto him, but I did my best to ignore that, too. “I think Eve’s doing better at keeping herself under control, too.”
“Good.” He looked away from me, then turned back. “Are you wearing lipstick?”
Oh, goddamn me, why’d I forget that? “Uh, yeah. It was Allie’s insistence, she told me I was gonna wear makeup, and I told her I would only wear lipstick.”
“It looks good on you.”
I blushed. “Thanks. I was kinda nervous about it. Then Allie put it on me and I thought it looked stupid, then I sorta felt good about it. That sounds stupid, I know, but it’s… I can’t believe I’m saying this. It’s a girl thing.”
He smiled. “I believe it.”
I smiled at him. “Thanks.”
He put his arm across the bench, and this time I really couldn’t help myself. I snuggled up next to him, but I kept hugging my knees to my chest like I had been doing. All I really did was move closer to him, which didn’t seem to bother him. We sat there for awhile being silent, just watching the river together. I didn’t know moments like this could happen between me and anybody, let alone my best friend.
The sun was starting to go down when I realized I’d snuggled up closer to him. And at about that time, I realized that his arm had moved from the back of the bench to around me and I had no problems with it. Was this really how far I’d come? To not wanting guys to look at me to letting one put his arm around me? Granted, Terry wasn’t just any guy, I’d known him for years, confided hin him when all this had happened to me, won a cosplay competition with him. I felt warm with him holding me the way he was, but not “warm” as in the temperature sense.
I uncurled and snuggled even closer. For some reason, that just felt right, and I couldn’t figure out why. He didn’t seem to mind at all, and simply held me closer still. I could hear his heartbeat, hear the rhythm. It sounded so good. I’d only ever had one real girlfriend in my life, and she’d never wanted to be held the way I did now. How I’d gotten this far, I couldn’t know, but I had found that I was ready for something else, now.
I looked up into Terry’s eyes, he looked down at mine, and I pressed my lips to his. He forced my mouth open with his tongue, and I accepted it. He hugged me close, and I honestly felt like we could actually fuse into a single person, and I really wouldn’t have minded (though, in hindsight, that sounded odd). I moved on top of him, pressed myself against him. I didn’t feel like taking any clothes off, which was good, but I still wanted to be on him. The whole time, we never broke off the kiss.
He kept his one arm around me, his hand on my shoulder. His other hand moved, though. It started on my waist, moved to my hip, then found itself gripping my butt through my shorts. I reached down and moved it off of me, then finally broke off the kiss. “Hey, we were having a moment, and you are not ruining it by fondling me.”
We stared at each other for a second or two before we both burst into laughter. And the laughter led to another kiss, and the first real moment that I enjoyed being female.
Maybe let him fondle you again? It feels way better when it’s consensual.
It's been awhile, I know. That just seems to fucking happen more often than it should. Assuming you haven't read these chapters on TG Storytime yet, here they are.
There are some new characters introduced, a couple I probably should have mentioned that weren't, and some deep, important things going on. All the while, Kendra on The Curse 2 is fighting Satan's kid, seriously, the stakes here are significantly lower, it's almost funny.
Terry kissed me, his tongue submerged in my mouth. His hands were all over, pinching my nipples and squeezing whatever he could. I clung to him, incapable of going anywhere else, and not wanting to anyway. I was exactly where I needed to be. I wrapped my legs around his waist and did everything I could to feel his monster near my pussy.
One of his hands slid to my ass and squeezed, gently at first but then tighter. It almost made me yelp in pain, but that was quickly replaced by maddening arousal. His body was slippery with sweat, as was mine. I couldn’t wait for him to take me.
That was when I had a thought. I rolled us over, moving on top of him. I raised my body until I was positioning myself directly over his cock. I broke off the kiss and sat up straight, then began to lower myself onto his throbbing member. His hands reached for my breasts, and mine joined them.
It took no time for me to encase his cock inside me, and I felt wonderful doing it. I slid my fingers between his as we both gently squeezed my boobs, and I moaned loudly, almost verging on a scream. I had no clue I was this turned on. I leaned down on him, brought my mouth back to his and allowed him inside it once more, all the while sliding up and down his shaft.
Terry moved my hands away from my boobs so that he could focus on rubbing my insanely hard nipples. I obliged, if for no other reason than it felt better having his hands groping me than my own. I never knew how good it felt to have a man fondle you before now.
He surprised me by sitting us both up. While I worked his member with my pussy, he went to work doing something I wasn’t ready for but loved: He sucked each of my nipples in turn, going from one to the other and then back again. I held his head to my chest and tangled my fingers in his unkempt hair. The moans were closer and closer to screams now.
The motion on his shaft had done its work, and I actually screamed this time as his load shot into me and I came at about the same time. His tongue was doing wonders to my nipple, and pleasure ran through my entire body. I collapsed on top of him and landed on his back.
And then he spoke with Eve’s voice. “That was wonderful, but you have to wake up now.”
“Huh?”
I woke up drenched in sweat with my nightshirt almost plastered to me. I was breathing hard and it took me a second to realize that one hand was in my panties and the other was under my shirt and both had just succeeded in giving me the most intense wet dream of my life. Or maybe I’d played with myself because of the wet dream? Either way, it was… Yeah.
I got out of bed, washed my hands and changed my clothes. After that, I grabbed my phone, dropped back down on my bed and texted Terry.
Had a dream of U, I texted him. I didn’t expect him to reply, but I needed to tell him. Sure, we were dating now, but going from innocent succubus dreams about trying to have sex with him to a full-blown sex dream was still a weird and big step. With a grin that Eve would be proud of, I added, It was hot.
I set my phone down on my night stand and covered up again. I prayed I wouldn’t have another dream, because I didn’t want to change clothes twice just before I went to school. I specifically said to Eve, Nothing sexual, okay?
To my surprise, she pulled the covers off of me and crawled into bed with me. “I didn’t do that, you did.”
I sighed. “Of course, you’d tell me that.”
“Hey, I’m not joking.” She snuggled herself in. “You’re crazier for Terry than I thought you were.”
I rolled my eyes. “You’re sure it’s not because there’s a sex demon in my skull?”
She intertwined her fingers with mine. “Well, okay, it’s possible, and not at all unlikely, but a part of the reason is your own attraction to Terry. Especially since you crossed the line from friends to boyfriend/girlfriend.”
“How does this part work now?”
She smiled. “Are you saying you’ve never had a girlfriend?”
“Had, yes. Been, no.”
“It’s not all that different, except that what with being stuck with me for now, you’ll be in a crazy state of wanting to be on top and wanting him on top of you. Kinda like the dream, where you flipped him over and rode him.”
I rolled onto my back. “And when we’re just being boyfriend and girlfriend, not trying to fuck each other?”
She put her arm around me. “You did just fine making out with him last night without being tempted to rip his clothes off, how hard will it be after that?”
I giggled nervously. “You… Uh… You don’t know how hard it was just to kiss him last night.” I played with my hair a little. “I took this step too fast, didn't I?”
She shook her head. “No, no way. This is good for both of us. Get through today without incident, we’ll be fine.”
“I just… I feel like I’m doing the right thing, because I really do care about Terry, but at the same time, something feels really weird about it.”
Eve climbed on top of me. “Awwwwwwww, you're in love!”
I blushed. “I don't… I’m not sure!”
She booped me on the nose. “Love. Like, one hundred percent love. It's not surprising or wrong. Terry’s your best friend and now you’re just taking a step a few girls do where they date their best male friend. I’ve never had male friends that I didn’t fuck right away, so I don’t know how it feels, but I have had boyfriends before that I fell head over heels in love with, it just always ended up not working out.”
I asked, “So what if we break up?”
She shook her head. “No way. You two are too close. If he’s not your soul mate, neither of you have one, you’re just too perfect for each other.”
I sighed. “You’re sure?”
She giggled. “You do realize you’re basically asking the little voice in your head whether or not you and your boy toy will be together forever, right?”
I poked her in the forehead. “You are an awful influence on me. I would have never been this much of a girl if not for you.”
“You wouldn’t be a girl at all if not for me, and then you and Terry would just be two dudes hanging out that everybody thought was gay.”
I giggled. “Yeah, now if anybody finds out about us, they’ll never think we weren’t gay before. One of us became a girl just so we could date.”
“Well, that’s not the only reason. I’m a pretty good reason one of you’s a girl.”
I nodded. “Yeah, now let’s go to sleep, okay? And hopefully have no more dreams.” Much to my surprise, she was already asleep, her face buried in my boobs. I hugged her. “Night night, Eve.” I closed my eyes and drifted back to sleep within moments.
“Ooh!” Allie said as she held up a tiny pink skirt. “You should totally wear this.” She set the skirt down with a white tank top with really thin straps that wouldn’t cover half of a bra strap together, let alone separately. “You’ll look great.”
“Do I havta wear a skirt?” I asked.
“I thought you didn’t have a problem with them?”
“I don’t really, but I’m still nervous about wearing them in public.”
“Well, your first day of school is probably the best day to get used to it.”
I took the skirt and looked at it. “It’ll barely cover anything.”
“It’ll cover enough for school guidelines. Besides, isn’t Eve like totally locked in on getting you to fuck Terry now that you two are official?”
“She’s being good about it. She’s not being overt or anything, it’s mostly just subtle.”
Allie patted me on the back. “That’s progress, little sister.” She picked up the top and held it in front of me, sizing me up in it. “And a regulation amount of cleavage from this top.”
“Regulation? Are there rules for how much cleavage you can show at high school?”
She laughed. “Duh! You don’t want people thinking you’re a slut or anything.”
But I am… Eve said demurely.
You were. We’re doing good, remember?
Right. Yeah. Thanks, Mike.
I said that for me as much as I did for you, honestly.
I slid the skirt up my legs. It really did cover up more than I thought it would. “You’re right about that,” I said. “How do I look?” I looked myself over in my mirror. “Not too flashy, right?”
Allie giggled. “Gee, you sound a lot like I did whenever I was asking you for opinions. I guess my fashion sense was hereditary.”
I stuck my tongue out at her. “At least I’m not worried about my butt looking too big.” Of course, I wasn’t asking about it, but I was looking to see if my butt did look too big thanks to the skirt. Now it would be bugging me all day. Goddamnit, I was becoming too much of a girl.
I pulled the top on and looked at myself again. I honestly felt I was showing too much cleavage, but then again, in public as a girl was still a little freaky for me, even though I’d done it a few times before and won a cosplay contest. Public displays of Mikaela shouldn't still be bothering me, really.
“Now we need to find you some shoes…” Allie said as she walked over to my closet. “Something cute and interesting…”
“Sandals,” I said. “You’re gonna try and steer me to heels, and I’m gonna outright say no right now.”
She rolled her eyes. “I wasn’t gonna do that. You don’t even own any heels.” She found a pair of white sandals and handed them to me. “There.”
I sat down and slid the sandals on. “Don’t you need to get going? Your classes start today, too, don’t they?”
She nodded. “Yeah, but I can just use magical girl magic to teleport. I do it all the time. It’s how I got home the day Mom called and told me you were possessed by Eve.”
“I’d always wondered about that.”
She pulled my desk chair over to me and rustled around in her purse for a second. She pulled out a tube of lipstick. “Ready?”
I took it from her. “I wanna try putting it on this time.” I reached into her purse and grabbed her little makeup mirror. I pressed the tube to my lips and traced it across my lips like I’d seen Allie do last night. It wasn't difficult, even without Eve’s little nudges. When I was done, my lips were a pleasant shade of red. I was actually beginning to like wearing lipstick.
I handed Allie back the lipstick tube and her mirror and grabbed my bookbag. I wasn't outright ready for school, but I was one step closer than I had been before I was dressed. Now all I had to do was get through the day.
Getting through the day wasn't going to be as easy as I thought. The time I was able to spend with Terry was nice, though fleeting. I’d have to wait until after school to actually have quality boyfriend time. Disappointing, but not unexpected. Most of what I had to deal with was being stared at by nearly every guy (and some girls) in the school.
Luckily I managed to make it until gym without any real incidents. It was the pheromone sweating that caused me aggravation there. Nearly every guy was around me trying to sniff and/or grab me. I was grateful when gym was over and I could wash off all the pheromone sweat.
“What the fuck are you doing in my stall, whore?” I heard Casey Vasquez say to that girl who’d been staring at my boobs when we were changing. I heard her start laying into Casey as I walked out of the locker room. Good. The bitch deserved to be chewed out.
You mean that in the “verbal beatdown” sense and not the oral sex way, right? Eve asked.
Duh. I don't wanna see her get eaten out, that’d be just gross. Not that I wouldn't object to being eaten out.
Ooh, you're getting kinkier.
And it's your fault, be happy.
I felt like talking to that girl and I knew Terry would be along any second to be a good boyfriend, so I waited outside the locker room. Luckily, I didn't have to wait long, because she was the first person after me out of the locker room.
“I would not have been able to do to that bitch what you just did,” I said as I sat down on the floor.
The girl shrugged. “I dealt with cunts like her at my old school,” she said, nodding toward the door, where Casey was walking out, “she’s no big deal. I never told you my name.” She held out her hand for a handshake. “I’m Kendra.”
I shook her hand. “Mikaela, but my boyfriend and my best friend call me Mike.” Really mostly Terry. Mindy was calling me Girl most of the time now. Or still Mikey.
Kendra whistled. “Ooh, boyfriend?” I couldn't tell if she was jealous or dismissive.
Either way, the second I caught sight of Terry, I smiled. “There he is.” Then I stood up.
He hugged me as soon as we were close enough. “Hey, Mikey,” he said as he leaned in to kiss me. When we broke off, he looked at Kendra. “Oh, hi, Ken.”
I was confused now. “You two know each other?”
He motioned to her. “Oh, yeah, this is Ken Brewster.”
“The guy from Dr. Santos’ office that kept staring at my boobs?” Well, that explained the locker room earlier.
She blushed. “Can I help it if you’ve got a great rack?”
I rolled my eyes. That really explained earlier. “Please, I get enough of that from Mindy.” Terry and I broke off the hug sooner than I wanted to. He kept his arm around me. “So, are you possessed by a magic sex demon, too?”
I’m the only one who’s ever possessed a boy. I think. I’ll havta get back to yo…
What?
Nothing. I thought I saw somebody I recognized.
“Magic… Sex demon?” Kendra asked, bringing me back to reality.
I nodded. “I’m sharing headspace with a succubus.”
Terry added, “And her sister’s a magical girl.”
I elbowed him lightly in the stomach. He just laughed. Kendra said nothing. “So, Kendra, we should hang out sometime. Maybe bond over what it's like to be girls who used to be boys.”
She looked almost snapped out of a daze, and looked surprised. “Wait, you were a guy?” she asked.
I shushed her. “Keep it down! Yeah, I was, and like I said, we’ll havta bond over it sometime.” I put my arms around Terry again. “Right now, since school’s officially over for the day, I wanna go have fun with my boyfriend.”
She smiled. “No problem. You two seem like a cute couple. See ya later.”
After she was gone, Terry asked, “How did we not hook up earlier when everybody seems to get it?”
“I won't let you get away with this, Mikaela Cross,” Terry said. “I simply won’t.”
I giggled. “Oh, think I’ve already gotten away with it,” I said as I pushed my ass into his crotch suggestively. “Just because I’m a girl doesn't mean I’m not the reigning skeeball champion!”
And I tossed the ball in the center hole and added to my already significantly higher score. Terry groaned and dropped his pen and paper down on the table beside him. I just smiled and gave him a peck on the cheek. He stepped up to take his next shot and I stepped back and gazed in awe at the crowd we’d managed to cook up.
The school had a small room full of old outdated arcade and fairground games, so the majority of the student body was watching us play. There was one girl in particular watching us - specifically me - the whole time. She barely took her eyes off me. I couldn't tell if she was a lesbian or just… Weird.
I put her out of my mind and grabbed the notepad and the pen. Terry didn't increase his score enough to get close to worrying me, but he was actually starting to make points.
Gerry and Mindy were standing at the front of the crowd, cheering us on. Gerry cheering for Terry (ha) and Mindy cheering for me. I think this was the first time I understood all that Girl Power bullshit.
My turn again. Terry gave me a kiss, then said, “No grinding your ass on me this time.”
“Awww, but it felt nice.”
He smiled. “Yeah, on my end, too, but I had a stiffie that turn.”
I giggled. “Good, it worked.”
Twenty minutes later and Terry was driving me home after I whupped his ass at skeeball. He was an amazingly fair loser. Then again, I think he was just curbing his competitiveness because he lost to his girlfriend, which was sweet regardless.
I rested my head against his shoulder as he drove. It was only a six minute drive from school to my house, but I wanted to be close to him. He rubbed his head against mine.
Then my thoughts drifted to that girl. She kept watching us the whole time, mostly me. I wondered what her deal was. Then that led me to thinking about Eve. I’d been performing suggestive actions on my boyfriend the whole game and she hadn't thought a word.
Hey, what's up? I asked her.
Nothing, just… That kind of day.
I was concerned now. Whaddya mean? Is this something I should be worried about?
I don't know yet. I’m hoping not, though.
I was starting to worry now.
I gave Terry a kiss as I got out of his car. He gave me a squeeze on the ass, which I allowed today as opposed to last night. He was happy.
I gave Mom a hug before she left to go to work, then I walked upstairs to bedroom to change into my comfort clothes. I dropped my bookbag on my bed and kicked my sandals off to feel the floor on my bare feet. I dropped onto my bed and breathed a sigh of relief that I’d gotten through my first day of school as a girl, made a new acquaintance and managed not to tear Terry’s clothes off and fuck him in the hallway during class.
And then a voice I never heard before said, “Nice host you’ve taken, little sister.” I sat up and saw that girl from before, standing in my bedroom with a smirk on her face. “You're probably getting quite a lot of meat with this one.”
The girl stood there with her hands on her hips and just kept smiling. I didn't recognize her in the slightest, so why she called me “little sister”, I couldn't figure out. Was she delusional? How had she gotten in my house? Who the hell was she?!
She wasn't talking to you, she was talking to me, Eve said. Can I have control for a second?
You have a sister?!
We’re not biologically related. I’m the only kid my mom has had, but Abigail was raised by my mom. We're as close as you and Allie, though. Lemme take over, okay?
This being only the second time I’d taken complete control of Mike’s body (not counting times she was asleep so that I could masturbate physically, of course), I was a tiny bit disoriented, but that didn't last long as I focused on Abigail.
Just based on the shirt she was wearing, I could tell she’d modified her host’s bust size. She was wearing a skirt, so I couldn't outright tell if she’d changed anything below the waist. I wouldn't be surprised, though. Abbie liked her hosts having big butts, because she thought the key to a man’s cock was something big to grab hold of when he’s fucking you from behind.
I folded my arms across my chest. “What do you want, Abbie?”
She walked over to me and tried to hug me, but I pushed her aside. I wasn't in the mood for a hug. “Well,” she said, “is it that time if the month, little sis?”
“What are you here for?”
She reached into her purse and pulled out some chewing gum. “Straight to the point. You lose your sense of humor, Evie?”
“No, but that doesn't mean I want you here.”
She laughed, then sat down on Mike’s bed. “Cute host, you’ve got. Was she a D-cup before you took over?”
I rolled my eyes. “It’s not what you think.”
“Oh, I saw that boyfriend of yours. Did she have him before you took over, or is she in for a surprise when you let her go?”
I stood there and glared at her. “Get out. This isn't what you think, and I don't wanna talk.”
She stood up and poked me in the boob. “Oh, we’re gonna talk, Li’l Evie. Mom isn't too happy with you leaving without telling us. She’s definitely not happy with you taking a host without registering her. Now when you leave her, any of us can possess her and find your baggage left behind.”
What the hell is she talking about? Mike asked.
It’s… Weird. I’ll tell you later when I can manifest.
I swatted her hand away. “I didn't register her because nobody else is gonna possess her. Mike’s a good person who doesn't deserve us screwing with her life.”
Abbie grabbed me by the head. “You’re right about her not deserving us. Goddess, could you have picked a plainer host? Put some sexy on her, at least.”
I have a boyfriend, I’m sexy enough! Mike shouted. I couldn't blame her. What with being my host, I felt like Mike was plenty sexy, and all the attention Terry was giving her pretty much confirmed that. Can I please punch this bitch’s lights out?
I’d love nothing more, but my family reunions would then be a nightmare.
I pushed Abbie away from me. “Shut it and get out,” I said, “Mike’s mom will be home soon.”
“No, I saw you hugging her and then she left wearing work clothes. We’ve got a good few hours, so let's catch up.”
“I don't want to. I want to rest.”
She looked disappointed. “You don't even want to fuck the boyfriend? Li’l Evie… You're not starting to get romantic feelings for that meat stick, are you?”
“I’m not, no,” I half-truthed. Of course, Mike’s emotions affected me, too.
“Good. Remember that viking turd you used to date? I was so happy when you dumped him.”
I sighed. “Whatever, just leave.”
She shook her head. “Not until you tell me why nobody's gonna possess her after you're done with her.”
I crossed my arms over my chest again. “Nobody will, just understand that.”
She grabbed my by the shoulders. “No. You didn't, did you?”
I looked away. “I don't know what you mean, but it's probably wrong.”
She turned my head to face her again. “You possessed a really plain girl and your sex drive’s diminished, hasn't it?”
Well. I was right, she was wrong. She was very wrong, but if I said yes, maybe she’d leave. “That's it, actually,” I said.
She hugged me tight. “Oh, Li’l Evie… Why didn't you just say so? Hurry up with her boyfriend and get back to the realm so that we can get you back to normal, okay? I’ll tell Mom, and get her off your case.”
I sighed. “Yeah, thanks, now can you please go?”
She rolled her eyes. “Fine, but tomorrow we have sister time, understand?”
I nodded. “Yeah. Tomorrow.”
When Eve gave me my body back, I opened my eyes to see her hugging her knees to her chest, rocking back and forth on the beanbag chair I had in the corner of my room. I was lying down in bed, I guess because Eve thought that made the switch over easier.
“Abigail’s my sister,” she started, “we’re not biologically related, if you can say that about incorporeal sex demons, but my mom raised both of us, so we're really close.”
I nodded. “You said that before.”
“Whenever we leave our realm to possess humans, we have to pick our humans before we go out. We then have to register that human so other succubi don’t possess them later, because a human possessed by multiple succubi will lose her mind from all the personalities in one body. You’ve already noticed the slight mental changes you’ve suffered because of me.”
“I haven't suffered, really.”
“Only because we’ve been helping each other adapt. If I was taking control of you on a constant basis, there would be very little of Boy Mike left. If you think you’ve changed now, just know that pink would be your favorite color and you would never wear pants again. Very likely you wouldn't wear panties, either, but I’m getting over that.”
I got up and dropped onto the beanbag chair with her. I remembered back when I was a guy and Terry and I barely had enough room to sit on it together. I put my arm around Eve and hugged her close. “What happens tomorrow?” I asked.
She leaned her head against my shoulder. “I tell her the truth. She won’t be happy, but I don't care.”
I didn't know what to say. Eve and I both wanted her to reach her goal, to stop needing sex, and I felt she was getting close to succeeding. Her sister finding out about her could make the whole thing come crashing down.
“Hey, Mom, how was work?” I asked as Mom walked in the kitchen door. She looked like she wanted to laugh as she saw me wearing an apron and cooking. “What? I thought it would be a good thing to cook tonight.”
“The apron is a little out there, but I appreciate the thought.” She took a bite of the not-yet-finished spaghetti. Mom loved raw hamburger, which was just disgusting. “You didn't break anything earlier and this is to make up for it, is it?”
I rolled my eyes. “I haven't done that since I was fourteen.”
“You turned sixteen three weeks ago.”
“Meaning it’s been a couple years. But, no. I just felt like cooking, is all.”
She smirked and set her purse down on the dining room table. “I was a teenage girl once, too. I know every trick for trying to avoid your mother’s suspicions.” She leaned forward against the countertop. “Spill it, young lady? Is the boyfriend hiding somewhere nearby?”
Before I could say no, Terry called down from upstairs, “No, I’m not!”
Mom started giggling. I turned beet red. “Is it okay if Terry stays for dinner?” I asked meekly.
She called up to him, “Get down here and help your girlfriend cook, Mr. Hughes!”
He came downstairs and asked, “How’d you find out?”
Mom patted him on the shoulder. “You were a little too quiet.”
He walked over to me and kissed me on the cheek, then got started helping me by washing the dishes that had already been used. Mom watched us with a very pleased smile on her face.
“I admit,” Mom said, “Allie didn't come up with it herself. I did the same thing with your uncle Thomas and his first wife, Annabelle.” She forked up some spaghetti into her mouth. “We were in college, I was pregnant with Allie, and Anna and I were sitting around our dorm room, so I called Thomas while she was in the shower and then I took her to the campus commons and left her there.”
I scooped up a meatball. “It wouldn't have bothered me so much except that Allie left me at a park six miles from home,” I said through food. “If Terry didn't have a car, we woulda been stranded all night.”
Terry laughed. “If I didn't have a car, we wouldn't be a couple, probably. I wouldn't have gotten to the park.”
I jabbed the air with my fork. “Hey, no talk like that.”
He ruffled my hair. “Of course not.”
Mom sighed. “How you two haven't been dating for years, I’ll never understand.”
I plopped a meatball in my mouth. “I was a boy before.”
“She wasn't cute enough until the sex demon helped her along,” Terry said with a smirk. I knew he was joking, but it meant one less fondle or kiss. He’d be fine with that, though, the understanding monster.
Granted, he wasn't wrong, either. I was a straight male before last week, and he still is. Neither of us would have considered asking the other out because it would have disgusted us. Sure, it was Eve’s influence on me, but now I wondered why I’d ever felt that way. It was almost hilarious how much my thoughts had changed.
I felt something on my foot. No way… He was not playing footsies with me! Why was he doing it with Mom at the table?! I peeked under the table and saw that I was right, he was playing footsies with me!
Ooh, he wants more fun after dinner, Eve said, some play in her voice after her run in with her sister. I was grateful she was getting back to normal.
Mom seemed to realize what was going on. “I’ll leave you two to finish your dinner,” she said as she stood up and took her plate into the kitchen.
Terry and I just sat there giggling at one another.
I woke up the next morning very confused because it was me waking up, not Mike. I didn't get it. I tried to talk to her, but I couldn't hear anything in my head. Was something wrong? Mikey? C’mon, say something. Still nothing. I was worried now.
Mike’s mom walked past the bedroom. For a brief moment, I wasn't sure if I should tell her. Then my common sense took over and I damn near leapt from the bed.
“Baby, what's the matter?” she asked.
“Mike’s not talking and I don't know why I’m in control!” I said nearly every word at the same time. The look on her face told me I needed to speak clearer. “I’m Eve, Mike’s not talking, and I don't know why this is happening,” I said a little slower.
She looked scared now. “She’s not talking at all?”
I shook my head. “I don't know what's going on or why.”
She led me back into Mike’s room and started pulling clothes out of Mike’s dresser. “Okay, maybe when you get Mike’s body to school, she’ll wake up. Maybe yesterday was a little too exhausting for her.” She handed me the clothes. “Just get to school, get to Terry or Mindy.”
“Really? Go to school?”
She put a hand on my shoulder. “I remember from when I was possessed that a succubus could be overpowered by going somewhere and being with people that are close to you. Mike has always loved school because she’s surrounded by friends.”
I hugged the clothes to my chest. “School also has dozens of boys I’d have no problems taking my clothes off for, and Terry gets that Mike fucking another guy would probably be me giving into urges.”
She groaned. “I know, he’s far too understanding, but that’s what he's there for. Hopefully, Mike kicks back in before anything bad happens.”
I nodded. “I have this really bad feeling that my sister showing up yesterday caused this.”
“Your sister?”
“Yeah. Sorry, it would take a little while to explain it, but she kinda got me uneasy, and I may have somehow suppressed Mike because of it.”
Mike’s mom did the most surprising thing and hugged me. “I know this wasn't your fault, so don't blame yourself. You’ll help Mike back, don’t worry.”
I felt tears well up in my eyes. I’d spoken so little to Mike’s mom, and she believed in my more than my own did. I wish I had a mom this nice.
I remembered from yesterday that Mike’s first class was completely friend-free. It was… English class. I’d havta manage for one hour without Terry or Mindy. I could do that, I think. One hour…
I took Mike’s seat and almost wanted to leave right away. I’d completely forgotten Mike shared English class with half the outrageously well-built basketball team. I would have thought they would want to keep themselves less muscular and more built for running and jumping, but nope, and that meant I couldn't keep my eyes off them without a lot of focus.
C’mon, Mike. We're at school, you need to keep your grades up.
The teacher, thankfully, didn't seem to notice that I was struggling with the lesson. Maybe Mike wasn't as good a student as I thought she was? Then again, I was only struggling because there was tasty looking meat in the room.
No. I couldn't think of them like that. I needed to focus, ignore the gorgeous boys and get to work finding out how to get Mike conscious.
“Mikaela,” the teacher said. I almost didn't look up. “Your essay?”
Shit, Mike had to turn in an essay. How had I forgotten that? I reached in the bookbag and looked around for it, but I couldn't find anything that even looked like an essay. Shit, again. “My dog ate it,” I blurted out, almost in a hurry.
Why in the moist barrel of fucks did I say that?
The teacher sighed as everyone else laughed. “You’re lucky we’re early in the year, you’ll have until the end of the week to get it in.”
I nodded. “Yes, sir.” Luckily, the laughter died down shortly after that and class got back to normal. I felt embarrassed as all hell, but I’d managed to talk without making suggestive comments. Maybe, maybe, I could do this.
I spotted Terry at his locker and damn near ran to get over to him. “Oh, hey, babe,” he said as I came up to him.
“Not babe, Eve.”
He looked confused. “Where’s Mike?”
I shrugged. “I don't know, I can't get her to wake up.”
“And you came to school? Your sex drive is probably through the roof right now.”
I rolled my eyes. “Don’t make me think of it, I was in the restroom a little bit ago and wanted to start fingering myself when Becky Horowitz was telling Angie Carter about the ‘amazing’ oral that her boyfriend had given her this morning when they got to school.”
He looked like he wanted to burst into laughter. I glared at him.
“Okay, so what can we do to get Mike back?”
I shook my head. “I don't know. Mike’s mom said that Mike should be able to overpower me if I spend time around you and Mindy while we’re here. So far, though, I haven't felt her wake up.”
He scratched at his chin. “It’s not because of all the kissing and fondling last night, is it?”
I leaned back against the locker beside his. “I don't know. I doubt it, because you two were doing that at lunch yesterday.”
“Is it that sister of yours Mike was telling me about?”
I shook my head. “Doubtful.” I hit the locker lightly with my head. “She didn't even know I wasn't outright controlling Mike.”
He shut his locker and leaned sideways against it. “Any magical beings you can call? Allie, maybe?”
“Allie probably couldn't do anything. Magical girl magic can only destroy succubi, erasing our essence from the realm.” I pulled Mike’s phone from my pocket. “I guess… There’s one person I can call, but he might not be available.”
“Who?”
“My ex, Loki.”
Loki sat down at the table across from us wearing a pair of sunglasses. He looked like he had a hangover, or something. “Okay, Eve, what do you want?” He loomed over at Terry. “Who’s this guy?”
I answered, “My host’s boyfriend, Terry. And my host is what you’re here for. She's gone completely quiet and I can't bring her back out.” I watched him pour himself a cup of coffee. “Are you hungover?”
He glared at me through the sunglasses. “I had to lose a drinking contest to help my sister yesterday, so I fucked with my alcohol tolerance to pass out early. It made the hangover worse when I fixed myself.”
“You don't have a sister.”
“That's what you think.” He took a drink of his coffee. “So whaddya want, exactly? Isn't taking your host over the point of being a succubus?”
I sighed. “I let Mikaela stay in control because I only possessed her to calm my sex drive so that I can get out of the succubus business.”
He stopped pouring the coffee and lowered his sunglasses a little. “You want to stop being a succubus? Holy shit, I never thought I’d see the day.”
I rolled my eyes. “Shut it and help me.”
He finished pouring his coffee. “I can't. Your magic is so much different than mine, that the only thing I can do is pull you out and see if your host is even still in there.”
Abbie’s voice said, “Oh, she's in there.” She sat down beside Loki. “I just hid her away.”
Loki groaned first. “Oh, for chrissakes. I’m not getting into another family spat between you two.”
Terry asked, “Another?”
My eyes never left Abbie’s smiling face. I wanted to strangle her. To drag her back to Mom and demand the two of them leave my life alone. She had no right to do this to Mike or me. It’s like she went out of her way to make sure she screwed with my life.
Of course, she probably did, and going to Mom and demanding them out of my life would be more trouble than it would ever be worth. I couldn’t blame Loki for not wanting to be in the middle of this. I didn’t want to be in the middle of this.
“Oh, my dear, sweet little sister,” Abbie said, reaching for Terry’s food tray and taking some french fries, “you really think I was fooled by the whole host thing? You didn’t register her, you had a motive that you didn't want Mom or I to find out about.”
Terry asked, “Is she your sister?” Kinda stating the obvious, but I was barely paying attention to him or Loki. I guess I couldn’t blame him. Three of the people at the table knew who everyone was. “What did you do to Mikaela?” he demanded.
“I’ll let her go as soon as Evie explains what’s going on.” She leaned back in her seat. “And maybe without too much fuss.”
I stood up, palms against the table. “This is bullshit, Abbie. Let Mike free, now.”
She kept smile that damn smile. “Now, now, now. Don’t think you're holding all the cards here. I can let little Mikey out of the cage I locked her in pretty soon, if you tell me why your host still has so much control.”
I groaned, somewhat loudly. She wasn't going to let me or Mike out of this without an explanation. But I couldn't tell her, because that would put us in deeper shit than this already was. She had me between a rock and a hard place and I didn't even want to turn that into an innuendo.
“I won’t,” I said, firmly.
Abbie made a tsk sound. “Shame. Damn shame. Now, when you're done with her, she’ll be a horny vegetable. Oh well, since all you wanna do is waste my time, I’ll be going.”
Before she even stood halfway up, I walked around the table and pushed her back into her chair. “No.” I folded my arms under my breasts. “You’re going to fix this.”
She was still smiling. Could nothing stop her from doing that? “Listen little sister, there’s nothing you can say that’ll make me ‘fix’ anything.” She leaned back in her chair and propped her feet up on the table. “Well, not true. You can tell me one thing: You can tell me why.”
“You don’t need to know.”
“But you need that little host of yours to come out unscathed, and that won’t happen unless you tell me.”
Goddamnit. She was intent on this and all we were doing was a damn run around. Maybe it was time I took a page from Mike’s book and just go with it. Abbie was gonna find out eventually, anyway. She wouldn't be okay with it and the rift between Mom and I would almost certainly get bigger, but if it meant getting Mike back, I needed to do it.
I looked over at Terry and I could tell he was probably thinking the same thing. I couldn’t blame him, he just wanted his girlfriend slash best friend back. He seriously had the purest motive here. Well, aside from Loki, who didn’t really look like he cared one way or the other. Granted, I’d dragged him into this, so I guess that made sense.
“Fine,” I said, “you wanna know? I want out. I don't want to be a succubus anymore.”
She wasn't smiling anymore. “What?”
“I wanna be a normal girl, living a normal life. Fucking every day is boring and I’m just done with it.”
Her eyes were wide as saucers. “No. You’re not serious.”
“I am.”
She stood up. “Why?!”
I shook my head. “I told you why, now let Mike have control again.”
“Just a second, this… This is big shit, okay? Does Mom know?”
“No.”
“Why would you ever want to stop being a succubus? We have amazing lives, both on and off the bed, occasionally at the same time.”
I sighed. “Look, I need more. Sex can’t be all I live for. I wanna have a real relationship with a guy, like Mike and Terry have together. I wanna relationship with Mom like Mike has with hers, not the shitty ‘See you when I’m not busy/You’re a disappointment’ thing I have with her now.”
If Abbie was capable of speech right now, I’d probably hear an earful, but what I’d just told her left her so dumbfounded she couldn’t even open her mouth. Terry was either impressed or feeling sorry for me (I kinda liked that; being one half of his girlfriend had a benefit or two), but otherwise just sat there with a look on his face. Loki looked like he wanted to leave.
He stood up. “Eve, Abbie, it’s been fun getting reacquainted, but I’ve got class in… Oh, about seven minutes ago, and I need to be on the other side of the country. See ya some other time.”
He turned toward the nearby wall and walked into it, probably using one of those secret pathways he’d never let me know about when we were dating, the dork. I wondered if that sister he talked about knew how to use them, or if she was even real.
Abbie finally got her voice back about a minute later. “Look, I’m… I’m gonna forget about the whole thing you just said, for both our sake’s, okay? Your host should be fine when you leave her, just… Just let’s forget all of this.”
Terry stood up. “Forget it?” He grabbed her top by the closest thing to a collar she had, which just so happened to be the spaghetti straps that were barely covering her bra straps. I was fairly certain if any of the faculty saw this, it may be considered sexual harassment. “This is my best friend we’re talking about.”
Naturally (and to be honest, if Terry didn’t have the best point in the world, I wouldn’t have blamed her for doing this), Abbie slapped him. “Don’t do that again, punk, I do know more magical beings than just Loki, and I could have your ass turned into a newt if you don’t behave.”
I sighed. I had one card left to play, and playing it would probably ruin almost every goddamn thing I wanted to accomplish for myself, but it would get Mike free. I didn’t have a whole lot of a choice, really. “If you don’t do it, I’ll go to Mom and tell her you’ve broken the laws governing succubi relations by hurting my host.”
She brushed a lock of hair away from her face. “Bullshit. You didn’t want Mom or I to know about you and Mikey there, anyway, like hell you’d go to her because of me.”
“Then let Mike go, and you won’t havta worry about it.”
Abbie stood there, her eyes unblinking and full of probably the most fury I’d ever seen in them, and I once made her possess a fat lesbian that no guys would let touch them with a ten foot pole. Clearly everything about what she’d just learned had pissed her off something fierce.
She rolled her eyes, which glowed for a second. “Fine. Your host is still repressed, but she can talk to you. But I am telling Mom about this, and we will be having a discussion. After that, maybe Mom lets your host go, maybe she turns her into a cock-hungry maniac, I don’t know or care, but I know she won’t be happy with you wanting to leave the family business.”
I was about to protest, but she just up and disappeared, an upper level succubi technique I still hadn’t learned, and honestly didn’t want to learn. It was creepy as fuck. Terry looked about as unnerved, and I couldn’t blame him.
But I had more important things to worry about. Mike? You there?
I breathed a sigh of relief when I heard her ask, Have I told you I hate your sister?
I turned to Terry. “She’s back,” I said, which prompted him to smile. “Now, I havta deal with the hard part.”
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, don’t you dare fuck Terry in the middle of the cafeteria!
I rolled my eyes. Jeez, have you suddenly become me while you’re back there?
I haven’t been able to talk for like four hours. I wanted a joke.
I dropped Mike’s bookbag on the floor by her bed and collapsed onto the bed itself shortly after that. Great. I had to talk to my mom. I had to tell Mom what I was doing. There was nothing about that situation that I liked. It would probably be the hardest thing I’d ever done in my life.
See, if I’d said that, you would have left an innuendo.
I know. I wish we were reversed so that I could drop an innuendo right now.
Well, look, we’re in this situation now, and we need to figure out how to deal with it. What’s your mom most likely to do when she finds out you wanna stop being a succubus?
Probably wanna rip me from your body and turn you into a sex crazed zombie or some shit like that. She’s not really Mom-of-the-Year material. And being the first succubus, she’s kinda super protective about our trade. That’s why I was afraid to tell her anything until after I’d conquered my sex drive.
This… This isn’t gonna end well, will it?
Probably not. In fact, if either of us can stand up straight without trying to grind against a wall, we’ll be lucky.
I heard Mike sigh. I should blame you, but this isn’t your fault.
Yeah it is. If it wasn’t for me, you’d be a regular guy not knowing anything about magic or succubi. In two weeks, you’ve become a girl, discovered magical girls exist, met a Norse god and gotten a boyfriend. Explain how any of this isn’t my fault.
Okay, that… Um… Can you tell me how to manifest myself for you see? This is kinda a moment that would be best if I wasn’t a disembodied voice.
I looked around a second. I don’t….I don’t actually think about it. I just picture myself in the room with you, and poof I’m there.
It took a few minutes, but Mike finally figured out what to do, and appeared in front of me. She didn’t exactly seem to realize which way to look, as she walked directly over to the bean bag chair in the corner.
“Okay, Eve, I’m being serious here. None of this is your fault. Yeah, you turned me into a girl, I’ve made peace with that, it was actually kinda easy to do that when it was painfully obvious nothing was going to change me back.” She rubbed at her arm. “I know that just sounds like me trying to cheer you up, and that is important, but I’m much, much better off how I am now. Maybe I’m just a pushover, maybe I wanted to be a girl so secretly that I didn’t even realize it myself, but it doesn’t matter, I’m better this way.” She pointed at where she must have thought I was sitting. “So all you’ve really done is make things better for me. Your sister is the one who’s got me trapped in here and forcing you to talk to your mom when you don’t want to, you didn’t cause that.”
I sat up. “Mike, that’s… That’s all really sweet and heartwarming, but you’re… Um… Kinda not facing me.”
She turned around and realized I was sitting on the bed. I saw embarrassment flash across her face, but she just nervously giggled and said, “I knew that!” She cleared her throat. “Look, I’m here for you, we’re gonna get through this, and your mom’s either gonna understand or not, but we do have an ace in the hole.”
I sighed. “What?”
“Allie. We have a magical girl on our side. And, if all else fails, your ex is a Norse god. He could at least intimidate her, even if he couldn’t do anything to fix this, right?”
I shook my head. “No. You’re aware of what, technically, a succubus is, right? Sex demon. My mom was Satan’s wife, for fuck’s sake.”
“Whuh?”
“Yeah, I’m not kidding. He’s not my dad, but my mom has been as close to Satan as anyone literally can be.”
Mike glared at me. “You have never mentioned that.”
“I didn’t think it was important.”
“Really?!”
“Calm down, calm down.” I hugged my knees to my chest. “My point is, Loki’s on a different hierarchy of magic than my mom, and hers is higher than his. Same with Allie, neither her nor the magical girl society is powerful enough to touch my mom.”
She looked like she’d just lost most of her hope. “So… This really is bad.”
“Mostly.”
“I don’t care. It’s still not your fault.”
I sat lied back on the bed. “You might not feel that way after you meet my mom.”
I took a deep breath and let it out almost instantly. This was going to be a fucking nightmare. The fact that my reflection looked terrified didn’t help one goddamn bit. I needed to find something to calm myself down, and unlike almost every other teenager, Mike didn’t have any drugs in her room.
I checked Mike’s phone and found the text from Abbie telling me where to go. She and Mom had decided that our little meeting should happen in the most annoying place ever, the mall. Normally, I’d love the mall, but not when I’m desperately trying to get my host back in control of her body. Now, it would be a pain in the ass if me or them made a scene.
Granted, they were more likely to make a scene. Once they found out I’d possessed a boy, they’d flip their shit right over a table and then the worst possible outcome would be before Mike and I, which was really depressing and concerning and everything and I really didn’t want it to happen.
I took another breath and let it out. I needed to think of something that could end this whole scenario in Mike and my’s favor. Something bold, something that Mom and Abbie wouldn’t anticipate, and something that would stop me from making the biggest, most outrageous mistake I could whatever that would be. I just couldn’t figure out what the fuck that something could be.
I brushed my hair away from my face. I kinda regretted having hair this long now. Made me wonder why Mike never got a damn haircut. She was way too much of a pushover.
I adjusted my shirt. I’m not sure Mike would approve of a crop top and short shorts, but it was kinda hot out and I liked it. Besides, this would hopefully be the last time I had direct control of her body and it would be the last time I’d get a chance to make her wear this stuff.
You know I know exactly why you’re wearing this, right? she asked.
Leave me alone, I forgot you could even talk.
It’s been exactly seven minutes since we last said something, you literally stopped talking, changed my clothes and texted your sister.
She was not wrong. Whatever. You ready or are you as nervous about this as me?
Oh, I’d be pissing my pants if I was actually in control of my body, but thanks to being a voice in the back of my mind, I’m reasonably fine. I’m still absurdly nervous considering your mom could turn me into a fuck maniac, though
I do not blame you for being nervous.
She took a deep breath. Are we ready?
I coughed out a laugh. Barely, but there’s not much we can do.
I brushed some hair away from my face again. My heart was pounding. The last time I felt this way, Loki and I had met the first time. I wondered if he was still single. I could use a boyfriend.
So help me, you’d goddamn well better not look for a boyfriend while you’re in control. Mikaela Cross has a boyfriend, and I really don’t wanna havta deal with public fallout from people seeing my body kissing somebody else.
I rolled my eyes. I’d never do that. You and Terry are too cute together.
Before Mike could say anything else, there was a knock on the door. I walked over to it, opened it, and there stood Allie, arms crossed and a look in her eye that reminded me of the first time I met her (well, saw her through Mike’s eyes, what with keeping myself in the back) when she was in full magical girl gear and Mike and I thought she was gonna kill me.
She simply said, “Spill it, Evie, and then tell me where the meet is.”
Uh oh, Mike deadpanned.
“How did you know?!” I almost screamed.
“I’m magic and you’re possessing my sister, do the math.”
“Your mom told you?”
“Good girl. Answer the question.”
“The mall.”
“And will your mom let Mikey go?”
I shrugged. “I don’t know, but I hope so.”
She looked me up and down, stared for a moment or two, moved her tongue around in her mouth for a second, then nodded. “Fine, let’s go.”
“Whuh?”
“Let’s go. Your mom and sister probably aren’t waiting long, and Terry’s in the car. Probably digging through my glove box.”
I could almost hear Mike nod. He would do that.
And here is the final chapters of The Unfortunate Experiences of Mike Cross. The story has come to its end, and hopefully one that everybody likes.
Of course the mall was full of a shitton of people which made me a thousand percent more nervous so nervous in fact that I couldn’t really think in complete sentences I could only think in one giant jumbled mess that only aided me in drawing my attention to the massive amount of people who could at any point in time accidentally come upon a conversation being had by three succubi including the succubus queen as well as the magical girl who was just fighting to help her sister and the hot guy just trying to get his girlfriend back and
Eve, Evie, Eeeeeeeeeeve… Calm down, Mike said. You’re making it hard for the audience to follow.
What audience?
Bite me, I’m practicing for when this turns into a reality show.
Why are you calm right now?
Because you’re freaking out enough for both of us.
Thank you so much for telling me that.
You’re welcome.
“You doing okay?” Terry asked, ever the caring boyfriend.
I shook my head. “Not really.”
Allie patted me on the back. “Well, don’t worry about any of this. We’re going to settle this and get Mikey back out. Your mom would be really stubborn if she didn’t understand the stakes here.”
I giggled nervously. “Yeah. Stubborn.”
Of course, Allie didn’t actually know my mom. She’d probably heard a lot about her, most of it probably not true, but that’s what I’d expect with a metaphorical war between magic beings. Most of what we’re told about magical girls is a lie, based on what I’ve seen of Allie. Then again, maybe I should have known that before. When they’re described as “child-eaters” and “just this side of an apocalypse on stiletto heels”, the odds are good those descriptions are fake as shit.
The idea that this was gonna suck wouldn’t stop running through my head, and of course, the nagging desire to make an innuendo about it.
So make the innuendo. If it helps you calm down, do it.
I shook my head. No. I can’t be calm right now. Talking to my mom about what I did frightens the hell out of me.
Yeah, that’s obvious.
I will never understand how you’ve adjusted to everything I’ve put you through.
Don’t worry about it. Just, calm yourself down, and this whole thing with your mom will go just fine.
You are far too laid back for this.
I’ve learned from the best.
Allie pointed to a bench in the center court, the most public area in the goddamn mall. Sure enough, there was Abbie and my mother, sitting on the bench and looking every guy they saw up and down, likely categorizing them for fucking later. Abbie was still using the same host body as before, Mother’s host looked like she could have seduced any man she wanted before she was possessed. It took me a second to recognize her as Mike’s Economics teacher, and now I was creeped out.
Mother’s gaze locked on me and then the scowl formed on her face. I’d expected it, but that didn’t change how much it worried me. I was dreading this conversation in every way, and yet I couldn’t get away from it. It would take a great deal of mental concentration in order to get through this, a lot of focus and strength of mind…
WHY AREN’T YOU MAKING JOKES?! I shouted at Mikey.
Look, I’m not gonna do that, you need to chill and jokes in this situation won’t help. You’ll do fine, just stay calm.
Calm. Yeah, right. With my mom there, I could never be calm. I tried to slow my breathing, but I could feel my heart beating so hard that it might burst. This would not be easy.
Mom stood up. Even through her host, her clipped voice was unmistakable. She sounded like one of those British nannies on Downton Abbey, which always surprised me that it didn’t rub off on me. “Explain yourself, Evelyn,” she said, already bearing an annoyed tone that suggested she wanted nothing more than to throw me out a window.
Evelyn? Mike asked.
What? That’s what Eve is short for.
I thought you were named after Eve from Adam and Eve?
I am, but… My mom likes to use my full name when she’s angry…
Allie spoke before I could: “Ma’am, my name is Allie Cross, I’m the sister of Eve’s host body - “
“And a member of the Order of Magical Girls, I’m aware, just as I’m aware that Evelyn possessed your younger brother.” When she saw the confused and/or bewildered look on my face, Mom added, “Little happens within our species that I don’t know, young lady, and I happen to keep a close eye on the families of women I possess.”
Your mom possessed my mom?!
As if she’d heard Mike, Allie asked, “You possessed my mom?!”
Mom smiled. “You chose young Mister Cross because you believed it would curb your urges, correct?”
I wanted to scream at her. Instead, I almost-calmly asked, “You knew this whole time?”
She nodded. “Yes, and that should tell you something.”
“Yeah, well, it doesn’t!”
She stepped closer to me. “I’ve known and I’ve done nothing to stop you.” She motioned toward Abbie. “I didn’t tell your sister, either. You made your choice and I’ve decided to let you deal with it.”
What the fuck? Your sister locked me away because your mom is taking a tough love approach?!
This is confusing me as much as you.
Allie asked, “So… You don’t have a problem with Eve trying to leave the succubus lifestyle?”
Mom turned to her. “I’m not queen because I force my species to do anything, and I wouldn’t be much of a mother if I stopped my daughter from pursuing her dream, even if I don’t agree with it.” She stepped over to Terry, who I’d honestly forgotten was there. “And you must be Mikaela’s love interest.” She looked him over. “Not enough meat on you for a real man, but I’m not one to judge human relationships.”
Terry laughed. “I feel so much better about you now,” he deadpanned in so much sarcasm I think somebody could have seen it visually, “now let Mike out of there.”
“Mom,” Abbie started, in obvious protest. “you can’t be entertaining this.”
Mom turned to her. “Quiet, Abigail.” She turned back to me. “I need to know now what you’ll do if you’re ever free from your urges.”
I didn’t answer her right away. I didn’t have an answer. I knew what I wanted, and that was to enjoy a life that wasn’t just promiscuous sex and hot guys all the time, maybe even start a real family someday. Was that a good enough answer, though?
Does it matter? Mike asked.
I couldn’t answer that either. I hated this, even though everything seemed to be headed in my direction. Why did all this have to be so confusing?!
I bit the proverbial bullet. “I want more than just sex to my life,” I said, “I want to be something more than just a sex demon, I want… I want, Mom, and I don’t need the sex anymore, but Mike does need her family and her friends and her boyfriend and…”
And you, Mike said.
Whuh?
C’mon, you had to know I’d say it.
Mom took a long look at me, then sat back down on the bench. “More isn’t what you want, young lady.”
I couldn’t believe what I’d just heard. I just spilled on everything, I’d poured my heart out and let her know that I wanted out with everything I had, and sh -
“More isn’t what you want, young lady, it’s what you need.”
I… Felt different. I wasn’t trapped in my own head anymore, I was… Out. Completely. Eve wasn’t in control anymore. I felt the need to put something on to cover my stomach, but that would be dealt with later, when I was home.
Did she put you back in charge while I was being emotional?! Eve asked, and I never felt happier to hear that voice in my head again.
I immediately looked at Allie and hugged her, then did the same with Terry, with a little bit of body rubbing. God, trapped inside myself for a day and I felt like it had been months. How Eve put up with not being in control, I’d love to know.
Eve’s mom reached into the purse beside her and retrieved a makeup mirror. “Now that the two of you are back to… Normal, I suppose, I’ll be going.” She stood up and gathered her things. “Understand that this is the last time we’ll see one another.”
“Huh?”
“Sweetheart, I’m a succubus, I have many things to see and people to do before the end of the day. Abigail will apologize for what she did and you’ll be marked as a no possession in the ledger. Your life - both you and Evelyn - will be left alone, save if Abigail decides to visit.”
Allie stepped up. “Ma’am, please, if I can have a moment?”
Eve’s mother turned to face Allie. “And what does the Order ask of me?”
I saw Allie looked somewhat nervous. “A truce.”
Eve’s mom looked genuinely surprised. “Impossible. This holier-than-thou organization of self-appointed peacekeepers wants to listen for once?” She barked out a laugh. “I’m quite certain that’s the most insulting thing I’ve heard today.”
“Hey,” I said, a noticeable annoyance in my voice, “Allie’s not trying to insult you!”
“Don’t misunderstand me, young lady, it’s not the offer, it’s who’s presenting it.” She put her hand on Allie’s shoulder. “Go to the headmistress of your sect and ask her about Albania in 1853. I’ll speak to her when she contacts me, not when she sends her little messenger girl.”
Allie sighed. “She doesn’t know I came here.”
“Then tell her. She knows how to contact me.” She reached into her purse and pulled out a tube of lipstick. “Now, I have work to do before I return home and there’s a pool boy at the local Holiday Inn who was practically begging me this morning.” She looked at Eve’s sister. “Abigail, come along.”
Abbie didn’t move, though. “Wait a minute, Evie wants to give up and this is all you do? You put her host back in charge and don’t even care that your own daughter doesn’t want to be a succubus anymore?”
Eve’s mom turned to face Abbie. “Evelyn made her decision. Do I believe it to be the right one? Of course not, but I respect her right to make that decision on her own, a very adult decision, unlike your own to silence her host.”
“But - “
“No ‘buts’, Abigail,” she said, her voice taking on a very… Guttural sound, that almost made me piss myself. Jesus, if this was how she talked to her daughters in public, I hated to think of how she talked to them in private.
It’s much the same, really, Eve said. Maybe a little more guttural.
I am so very sorry for you.
Don’t worry about it.
Eve’s mom addressed me, “Mikaela, understand that your name will be placed in the registry and no other succubi will attempt to possess you. I’d apologize for what Evelyn has done to you, but I can see that you’re not too unhappy about that.” She was looking me up and down, likely at what I was dressed in. I’d tell her that the outfit was Eve’s idea, but then again, they were my clothes. Clothes I’d bought in protest because Mindy wouldn’t let me get away from buying them no matter how hard I tried, but my clothes nonetheless. “From what I remember from possessing your mother, I’m certain you’ve been the daughter she always wanted from you.”
“Hey!” Allie said, red as a beet and almost ready to pop her wand out and go magical girl right then and there, but I could tell she was restraining herself.
“Second daughter,” Eve’s mom corrected herself. “Your mother had been one of my favorite hosts, and not just because the sex was fantastic.”
Is it okay if I tell your mom that what she just said disturbs me? I asked Eve.
I wouldn’t blame you.
Because we were likely thinking the exact same thought, Allie and I both said, “Gross,” at exactly the same time.
Eve’s mom simply smiled. “Simply my nature, darlings.” She looked at Allie. “Remember what I said about your headmistress, Allison. I’m always willing to talk so long as I’m not too engaged.” She barely glanced over her shoulder at Abbie. “Come along, Abigail,” she repeated from before.
After they were gone for a minute or two, Terry asked, “Wait, was that Mrs. Auerbach she’d possessed?!”
When we got back home, I pushed Terry onto the bed then jumped on top of him. Though I had Eve’s voice trying to talk to me in the back of my head, I needed to make out with the boyfriend before I did anything else. Honestly, the fact that Eve wasn’t trying to get me to fuck Terry was both welcome and a surprise, though I don’t honestly know if I’d say no right now, since being trapped in my body while Eve had been forced to take over kinda made me a little horny.
And now I knew why most girls possessed by succubi became sex-addicted messes after they were left. And this was after a day of being out of control.
Terry didn’t seem to mind when my mouth attacked his, however, and reciprocated by grabbing my ass and hugging me closer. I woulda stopped him, but the horniness was a little too strong and let him fondle all he wanted. Eve was not wrong about it feeling better when it was consensual. This actually felt really, really good and I woulda let him take my shorts off if not for the fact that I still had a little bit of my common sense left over.
Besides, we’d save that for his birthday. Or my birthday. Whichever birthday came closer, which I’m pretty sure was his.
After about five minutes of something resembling heaven, he broke off the kiss and asked, “Should I be worried about you?”
“Honestly, yes,” was all I said before I kissed him again. After that, it was five more minutes before I broke off the second kiss and said, “We should honestly stop now before I let the urges take over and start taking my clothes off.”
Allie, standing at the door the whole time, apparently, said, “That would be what I’d ask you to do.”
“Don’t just stand in my doorway while I’m making out with my boyfriend!” I screeched, which caused Terry to laugh.
“Didn’t we do this to her one time last year?” he asked.
Allie nodded. “As a matter of fact, you did. And I liked him a lot, too. But that’s water under the bridge. Now, we have more things to worry about.”
“Like what?” I asked.
“Like what Eve’s mom said about my headmistress.”
I got nothin’, Eve said. Not even a boyfriend to snog!
Be quiet, you felt that.
That’s not the point!
“I got the gist that Eve’s mom tried to get peace with the magical girls but they didn’t take it,” Terry said, slipping out from under me. The fiend. I just fell onto the bed. “And from the way she said it, Eve’s mom wasn’t too happy about that.”
“Yeah, I got that, too,” Allie stated.
“Why would the magical girls have said no to a peace process?” I asked. “Do they like fighting a metaphorical war against sex demons?”
Allie wagged her finger at me. “No, uh-un, don’t even try to suggest that. I didn’t devote myself to an order that tries to get people killed.”
I sat up. “I’m not saying you did, but it sounds really weird that the succubi tried to make peace and the magical girls brushed it off and kept the fighting going.”
She walked in and sat down on my desk chair. “You’re not wrong.”
“So what are you going to do?” Terry asked.
Allie shook her head. “I dunno.”
I answered, “Talk to them.”
She looked at me funny. “Whuh?”
“Talk to them. You and me, we go talk to your headmistress and whoever else we have to talk to, but specifically your headmistress because that’s who Eve’s mom singled out, and we get to the bottom of this. If all doesn’t go so well, Eve’s ex-boyfriend is a Norse god, maybe we do something there.”
He’s not gonna like being dragged back out here a second time in as many days.
Wait, did you call Loki while I was stuck in there?
Yes. Yes, I did. Because we just had pretty much the exact same thought for “Let’s have a magic backup plan”.
Allie sighed. “Um, whatever. Fine, say we go talk to my headmistress and we find out the Order really is trying to prolong the war for whatever reason, what do we do about it? Other than that Norse god thing, or whatever.”
“You could always ask Kendra,” Terry injected.
“Kendra Brewster?” I asked.
“Yeah, she’s a sorceress.”
“She’s a what?!” Allie and I both shouted at the same time. We were getting good at that.
“That’s what she said,” he answered, with a shrug added in for good effect, “and is it really so weird?” He pointed at Allie. “You’re a magical girl,” and then he pointed at me, “and you’re possessed by the succubus princess.” He took a step back. “Now tell me how a sorceress is a weird inclusion into all this?”
He was not wrong.
“So you two go talk to the headmistress, you have either the Norse god or the sorceress held back in reserve, and you get answered what you need answered. This can’t be too difficult a process.”
Oh, good, he was on my side in all this. “He’s right,” I said, “we’ll get to the truth behind this. And if your Order is really a bunch of backstabbing cunts who want a war to keep going, you just leave it, it’s that simple.”
Allie sighed. “No, it’s really not. I made a pledge not just by word but by blood, and if I break that pledge, I don’t know what’ll happen, but the headmistresses have made damn certain that we all know it won’t be good.”
“A sorceress and a Norse god,” I said, “we have way more magic on our side than they do.”
She shook her head. “You don’t know the Order like I do. You’ve seen what I can do with my wand, the headmistresses can do a lot more than that.”
“But can they do more than a sorceress or a Norse god?”
“I don’t know, I can’t remember the magical hierarchy right now.”
“Then we just bluff our way out of this like we’re playing poker. Either way, we’re one step closer to peace between the magical girls and the succubi.”
You’re absurdly peppy about this, Eve said.
Yes, yes I am. I should be worried, shouldn’t I?
Extremely.
Oh well, peppy it is!
“C’mon, Allie, let’s get this over with.”
She nodded, then stood up. “Fine. Maybe if they see a girl and a succubus sharing a body without incident, they’ll see that the war doesn’t need to go on.”
I giggled nervously. “Yeah, we’ll just… Uh… Not tell them that I used to be a boy, I didn’t ask for this, and have only really gotten used to it because I’ve needed to.”
Oh, and the urges! Can’t let ‘em know you still suffer from the urges!
Hey, they could kill you on the spot, y’know.
Take it easy, I’m just fucking with you. Oh, and about that, could you maybe have just one sexual adventure with Terry before we go? If I’m gonna die today, I really wanna have at least one last good fuck and I could tell from the kiss earlier that he’s packing a fully loaded elephant gun.
Y’know, the only thing worse than you describing it that way is that I noticed that when I was kissing him.
“Now, remember,” Allie said, “they don’t like accepting people in who aren’t already members of the Order. You’ll have some clout because of me, but the others will be looking at you like some kind of abomination.”
I finished tying my hair into a ponytail and glared at her. “You’re kidding, right? Abomination?”
“I wish I was, but Kathy Dufresne’s sister came by last week to bring Kathy her lunch, and Mistress Bethany had me erase the last six months of her life to make her forget Kathy was ever a magical girl.”
Okay, that was concerning. “They wouldn't do that to me, would that?”
She took a deep breath, then exhaled. “There is a slight possibility of a yes.”
“So I could wake up tomorrow having forgotten everything about my life for some time?”
“We should try to avoid Mistress Bethany at all costs, yes.”
Wow, this seemed like a much better idea five minutes ago. Either way, we were already too far along to turn back now. Why the hell magical girls had the power to erase memories was a question I’d have to ask at a different time or place. For now, I just needed to keep myself cool, calm and above all else, collected. I could shit my pants in fear after this was over. Assuming, of course, that I could remember everything and wouldn’t be waking up tomorrow wondering why I was a D-cup.
Jesus, the idea of that was horrifying. I would need to do my damnedest to keep that out of mind before I did something stupid to cause it.
I felt somewhat surprised when Allie pulled up to a large mansion that looked like it could have the starring role in a horror movie. It was the only landmark in sight, way out in the country. Dark, foreboding colors dominated the siding, at least where there actually was siding. A lot of it was naked brick, left to weather the elements. The place actually kinda freaked me out. If it weren’t in the upper 90s, I’d be shivering.
I looked over at Allie. She looked about as pleased to be here as I felt, which was of course true, since she didn’t want me hurt. I wondered how often she’d come here without the fear, just to talk to friends or be told about what was going on in the magical girl world. I wonder how long I would have gone without knowing about it if not for Eve changing me. Maybe I would have never known about this place.
The both of us got out of the car and walked up to the mansion. I saw Allie visibly gulp as she reached for the doorknob, but the door opened before she could do anything. Standing there was a trio of girls, all wearing the magical girl schoolgirl outfit. The one on the left was a blonde, the middle a redhead and the one on the right had very short hair that looked like it could be brown, depending on the light.
Short Hair asked, “What are you doing out of uniform?”
Blonde asked, “Why are you here when you weren’t summoned?”
Redhead asked, “Who’s the bimbo?” I hated Redhead almost instantly.
I could tell Allie wasn’t pleased with her, either. “This is my sister, Mikaela. We’re here to see Headmistress Adelaide.”
Blonde folded her arms under her breasts. “You know the rule.”
“This is important. I wouldn’t have brought my sister hear if it wasn’t.”
Short Hair said, “You have a brother.”
“That’s what makes it important.”
Redhead seemed to figure it out first. “She’s possessed.”
Short Hair pushed the other two aside and pulled out her giant magic stick and pointed it at me. I’m pretty sure my life would have flashed before my eyes if not for the fact that Allie did her little transformation sequence and knocked me out of the way. I landed on my ass, and swore I heard something break. Then I realized it was my phone.
If I weren’t scared out of my mind, I’d want popcorn, Eve said, can we go get popcorn after we’re done here?
You’re assuming we’ll get out of here alive.
Allie had her wand out, one hand on her hip. I couldn’t see her face, but I imagined it was as pissed off as somebody who looked like they stepped out of Sailor Moon could look. Her wand was glowing bright orange, bathing the Terrible Trio in light. I stood up and brushed myself off.
Short Hair stepped forward and looked like she was ready to fight, though I knew what she wanted to do was rip Eve outta me and probably erase my memories or whatever else they could do. I was actually starting to feel like the magical girls were more evil than succubi.
Horny, not evil, Eve corrected. You should know that by now.
Oh, you know what I meant by that.
Still, don’t forget that even though I’ve got my mom’s blessing to stop, I’m still a sex demon.
Short Hair growled, “Outta the way, Allie. You know what we havta do.”
“What you havta do is let us in to see Headmistress Adelaide.”
Redhead shook her red head. “We can’t, we won’t. I don’t care if she is possessing your sister, she’s an abomination and she needs to be destroyed!” There was suddenly a crowd of other girls behind the Trio.
I shouted, “Hey, bitch, I’m not an abomination!” My voice sounded much angrier than I think I meant for it to sound.
“You kidnapped that poor girl’s body!” Blonde exclaimed.
Holy shit, these guys don’t even realize they’re not talking to me!
I’m suddenly far more worried than I was earlier, I said.
“No, this is my actual sister,” Allie said, her voice not even raising high enough to sound angry. “Now, let us through to see Headmistress Adelaide.”
Short Hair shook her head. “That’s not going to happen. This girl’s been possessed and she needs to be helped!”
Just as I was certain Allie was actually going to do something that might have ended up in these girls being assaulted with magic, an older woman wearing what looked like a nun’s habit walked into the gaggle of people in front of us. She held an air of authority around her, as several of the girls had moved out of her way without even knowing she was there. She stepped up to the doorway and gently moved Blonde and Redhead away with a simple tap of her fingers against their shoulders.
Allie just stood there. I didn’t know anything else to do but stand there. The old woman looked down at both of us (it took me a second to realize she was taller than me by at least a foot), and I saw a look in her eye that suggested she wanted to rip me limb from limb and burn the pieces in a chemical fire. Even the prospect of Short Hair doing whatever the fuck she was gonna do to me didn’t scare me as much as this woman did. I could only assume this was Headmistress Adelaide.
And then I was instantly proven wrong. “Mistress Bethany,” Allie said. Oh, crap… That was the one that liked to have people’s memories ripped apart.
Bethany barely moved her face, but her eyes flicked from me to Allie. “Miss Cross. I believe you’ve brought the enemy to our doorstep.”
Allie nodded. “Trust me, ma’am, I have an important reason for doing so, and I need to see Headmistress Adelaide.”
Bethany took a step closer to me, and I would have stepped back a little if not for the fact that I was frightened. She used what looked like a drum stick and tapped the side of my face. Whatever it was, it wasn’t magic. She gave me a strange look, then turned around and walked back inside.
Allie and I glanced at one another for a second, then Bethany said, “Inside, ladies. The Headmistress will see you.”
I followed Allie and Mistress Bethany through the mansion. The place was huge on the outside and fucking ginormous on the inside. Six hallways, two flights of stairs and one elevator later and we were in another hallway that looked like it came out of a medieval castle. There were no electric lights, simply torches every few feet. There were only two doors, the one we’d come from and the one at the end of the hallway. Statues sat between the torches. The whole place was more than a little creepy, even more so than the outside of the mansion.
Short Hair and Redhead followed us, but Blonde stayed out of it, for whatever reason. Honestly, I would have preferred it if neither followed us, but I didn’t actually have a say in this. The two of them were constantly glaring at me. I think I was actually to the point where I would rather have a dozen guys groping me instead, much to Eve’s semi-delight. Either way, I just wanted those two to leave me the fuck alone.
Mistress Bethany slowly led us down the long hallway until we got to the door at the end. It looked bigger than the front door, almost dungeon-like. This whole place confused the hell out of me. I glanced over at Allie, who looked as impressed or frightened (whichever one, really) as I was. Maybe she’d never been here, either.
I think this is farther than any succubus has gotten alive, Eve said.
I think this is farther than any human has gotten without getting their brains destroyed. So, more or less the same thing.
It won’t happen to us, I’m sure.
I know. Allie won’t let it happen. Plus, I… Um…
You what?
I have a sorta ace up my sleeve.
You’re wearing a tank top.
It’s an expression.
Okay, so what would this “ace” be?
Hopefully neither you nor anybody but me finds out.
Now that I think about it, I live in your head, how did I not know about this?
You were asleep. At least that’s what I’m going to tell myself.
Allie looked at me like I’d suddenly grown another head. “Sorry.” We were still waiting for the door to open. Mistress Bethany gently knocked, then stepped back a foot or two. Short Hair and Redhead didn’t look all that comfortable being there. Maybe they’d never been summoned to the Headmistress’s chambers, either.
A minute later, the door finally opened. A blinding white light spilled out of the room, but receded quickly, leaving only one of the most surprising things I’d seen since this whole mess started: A garden. A full-fledged, straight out of a botanist’s wet dreams garden. I heard birds chirping, squirrels chittering, I’m pretty sure I even heard a little stream somewhere. This was like an entirely different world or something.
Mistress Bethany led the four of us into the garden, past a tree with a dozen wind chimes hanging from it and through a small pathway between two fields of different colored flowers. I had never seen a garden like this in my life, especially one in a greenhouse.
That was when I realized we weren’t in a greenhouse. I looked up and saw the sun and the clear sky, and when I looked back at the door, I saw no walls, just a doorway standing alone like some kind of dream door. We weren’t in the mansion.
What the hell was going on here?!
Mistress Bethany continued to lead us through the garden, more than I realized could even be seen anywhere in the area. This place was disturbing me far more than the mansion itself. There didn’t seem to be any end to it, and we seemed to be walking around forever. The only thing we weren’t doing was walking in circles. Hell, I wasn’t sure that would last.
Thankfully, it didn’t. We finally came upon the woman that I was certain really was Headmistress Adelaide. She was old. Very old. Mistress Bethany looked to be in her sixties, and this woman made Mistress Bethany look young. How her bones held together was a mystery. Hell, how her internal organs weren’t external was a mystery. Pencil thin was only just a little bit of an exaggeration. Whatever color her hair had been when she was younger, it was now so white it would blend in with a wall painted eggshell.
Headmistress Adelaide was knelt down, tending to some petunias. She pulled a few of them from the ground and placed them in flower pots. She worked slow, but with a great deal of care. “Good evening, Yelena,” Adelaide said. It contrasted the bright, sunny look of the skies around us, but it was like seven thirty when we came here, so I guess that line applied.
Mistress Bethany stepped closer to her. “Headmistress, there are some young women here to see you.”
Headmistress Adelaide set her trowel on the ground and used Mistress Bethany to stand. She looked more frail standing up than she did knelt down. How the hell was this woman still alive?
“Oh, Allison, Serena, Brittany, and a new girl.” I couldn’t tell which one was Serena or Brittany, so I was just going to keep calling them Short Hair and Redhead. Presumably, she was referring to us in order of where we were standing, except that I was standing beside Allie. “Is this young lady here to join our sect?”
Mistress Bethany shook her head. “No, Headmistress.” She looked over at me, then leaned close to Adelaide. “She is possessed.”
Adelaide’s eyes widened. “Possessed?” She looked at Allie. “Allison, why have you brought one such as her into our home?”
Allie didn’t move, and I could see that she was nervous. Maybe she’d never met Headmistress Adelaide. “Headmistress, this is my sister, Mikaela. Yes, she’s host to a succubus, but this succubus, Eve, is no danger. She possessed Mike to stop being a succubus.”
Adelaide’s eyes locked on me. “Michael, your younger brother?”
“Yes, Headmistress.” Allie took my hand. “Eve didn’t know what she’d do would change Mike into Mikaela, and she’s done her damnedest to help Mike adjust. She’s done nothing harmful, and has worked to reverse any situations that have proved harmful.”
Adelaide stepped closer to me and reached out to touch my face. How her fingers didn’t snap just from movement amazed me. “Evelyn,” she said, “I know your bloodline.”
Whuh? What?!
Well, your mom said she knew her.
Yeah, but this… What she just said isn’t something that just anyone would say. Can I take over for a sec?
I took a deep breath. “Eve wants to talk a moment,” I said, “will you promise not to hurt her while she’s in control?”
Adelaide nodded. “She will be safe for the time being.”
Okay, you can go now.
Huh, it wasn’t a “close your eyes, open your eyes” kinda change. Either way, I was out for the moment. The Headmistress seemed to realize this, too, as her hand slipped away from my face and back into her robe.
“Evelyn,” she said.
I nodded. “Yes, ma’am.”
“I haven’t seen your mother in many years.”
I gulped. “That’s why we’re here, ma’am. My mother wants to--”
She cut me off. “She’s fine with your change of lifestyle?”
Bethany looked confused. “Headmistress?”
“Was she told?”
I looked between the two of them. Bethany was going back and forth between confusion and anger (why, I couldn’t tell) while Adelaide looked… Well, like an old lady who looked like she could keel over at any second.
I finally answered, “Um, yes, ma’am. Like I was about to say, that’s why we’re here, my mother wants--”
I was cut off again. “I assume she wants me to tell you about Albania, in 1854.”
Allie answered, “1853, actually.”
Adelaide nodded. “Yes, of course. It was so long ago. Lilith and I were much younger then.”
Bethany had grown to furious thanks to those few words. That her headmistress personally knew a succubus probably would anger somebody who had devoted her life to killing us.
“Headmistress,” Bethany almost whined, “what are you implying?”
The two parts of the Trio that came with us (Mike’s name for them fit so well) looked at one another with the exact same look of confusion on their faces. Hell, their hairstyles and their cup sizes were the only differences between them. I was starting to wonder if they were twins and Short Hair had just cut her hair to make sure she was recognized.
Either way, Adelaide didn’t seem to want to answer Bethany. “Yelena, please, I have a story to tell. Everything will be understood, then.” She turned around and walked toward a small chair in a clear patch. She snapped her fingers and several blankets appeared in front of it, likely for us to sit on, like children listening to a grandparent or something.
She sat down on the chair and everybody followed her. Allie and I both sat down on the blankets before Short Hair, Redhead or Bethany did. Short Hair and Redhead did just shortly after, but Bethany didn’t sit at all.
“Your mother wants you to know something that no member of the Order of Magical Girls has ever been told. A closely guarded secret that I have fought over a hundred and sixty years to defend. July nineteen, 1853 was the day the Order began, in Albania. It was the day I decided to throw away my heritage and become something more.” She looked at me. “No doubt you’ve put it together. Yes, dear child, I am your mother’s sister, and I too was a succubus.” I looked over at Bethany, who looked like she was about to burst. Short Hair and Redhead both looked like they’d just been told they’d lost a limb. Allie was surprised. Honestly, so was I. I hadn’t ‘put it together’ at all, though I’d had suspicions that Mom and Adelaide knew one another. Never did I imagine Adelaide was my aunt.
She continued, “Lilith and Florence. Though my name is now omitted, I was once referred to as Satan’s oldest child in the Bible. Lilith never wanted the responsibility I forced upon her, but neither did I. And, on that day in June, it came to the point that I didn’t want the life of a succubus, either.” She reached for a small teacup I hadn’t seen before. “Yes, child, you’re not truly the first succubus to want to leave that life. I had one distinct advantage, however, and that was being more powerful in magic than you.” She set the teacup back down on the table beside her that I also hadn’t seen before then. I was starting to think she was making these things appear just for dramatic purposes. “It took a great deal of time to find a host that would accept me willingly, but once I did, I began to collect around me a group of women who had suffered at the whims of other succubi. That was all the Order was intended to be. Over time, it grew, it became what it has become, and I understood exactly what needed to happen.”
Bethany pulled out that drum stick from earlier. “Headmistress, you can’t possibly be telling the truth!”
Adelaide took a drink again. “I am, Yelena. For over one hundred years, I met women whose lives were destroyed by my kind, and that led me to our current course.” She leaned forward. “Yes, child, I do believe the succubi need to be destroyed. We’ve caused nothing but pain and horror in this world. I’ve devoted my life to repairing the damage we’ve done, and your mother won’t change that.” She straightened up again. “I said you would be safe for the time being, Evelyn, and I promise that. But I won’t stop until the rest of our kind is a bloody paste on the walls of Hell.”
Me, Allie, Short Hair and Redhead all said in unison, “Holy shit.” Even Bethany looked shocked at Adelaide’s words. I guess killing succubi was alright for her, but turning us into ‘a bloody paste on the wall’ was a little too far. I couldn’t disagree. My aunt was a bitch.
Reach into my pocket, make sure my phone still works and text Now to Kendra, okay?
What?
Just do it. It’s that ace up my sleeve I mentioned.
When did you get her phone number?
Terry gave it to me, just hurry up, before your aunt kills us!
I pulled the phone out and then promptly dropped it. Something was holding my hand back from being able to pick it up again, too. I looked up at Adelaide and saw her hand casually doing motions that I hadn’t seen anybody do since I was in the succubus realm. It was something Mom had done to me when I was a kid, keeping me from moving by manipulating the magicks around us so that it felt as if I were being tied down or chained.
But we weren’t in the succubus realm, so how was she doing it?!
“I’ll take that, child,” Adelaide said as she picked up Mike’s phone. “Kendra Brewster. Not a name I’ve heard, but certainly your host must have some sort of faith in her.” She tossed the phone in my lap. “You needn’t worry, you’ll be out of here in a short time, and Allison, Serena, Brittany and Yelena will have forgotten this event ever happened.”
Allie tried to stand up, but I could tell she was held in place, too. “Wait a second! Eve’s mom -- Your sister! -- wants peace between you!”
Adelaide shook her head. “Impossible. For too long have succubi ruined the lives of women everywhere on this planet. We’re only one step shy of vampires, and that’s saying something.” She stood up and walked over to Bethany. “Lilith and I haven’t spoken in decades, though I intend to pay her a visit soon. Don’t worry, Allison, you’ll soon have forgotten everything about this meeting.”
I struggled against the magic. “I’ll just tell her what happened. She’s Mike’s sister, they share everything!”
I heard the sound of heels clicking against a marble floor. The garden around us began to disappear, though not entirely. I tried to look behind me, but Adelaide was keeping me in place far too well. It was probably another magical girl, or maybe even another succubus who agreed with Adelaide. Great, maybe even me and Mike would forget this entire thing.
I gained a ray of hope when Adelaide grew a look of pure shock. Then came the voice.
“It’s been a good, long time, Florence,” Mom said, and I could almost hear the smile on her face.
Mom stepped into view in her standard, succubus realm form: a dark red dress and matching heels, her hair a similar shade and falling in waves down her back. Short Hair, Redhead and Bethany all looked some mixture of relieved and surprised, though they couldn’t possibly know that the woman who’d just entered the garden/room/thing was the succubus queen they would want to kill. Allie and I were the only ones relieved because there was a reason to be relieved.
But now I was even more confused. Mom couldn’t hold her real form outside the succubus realm. But this couldn’t be the succubus realm, because I would have been able to feel it if it was. Nothing about this was making much sense except for the fact that Mom was actually about to come to my rescue. Holy shit, maybe we were actually more of a family than I thought.
“Abigail, undo your aunt’s hold on Allison and your sister,” Mom said. I hadn’t even heard Abbie there. After a second, I could finally move, and saw Abbie kneeling there beside Allie and me, in her standard form of a white crop top, black skirt and mixed color gogo boots. More than once I’d told her she looked ridiculous like that, but my standard form wasn’t much better. “You should have known better than to think I wouldn’t notice you here, Florence.”
Adelaide scowled, and then fell to the ground. Or, well, her host fell to the ground. The old woman who had served as a vessel for my uber evil aunt crumbled into dust as soon as her body made contact with the grass under her feet, and in her place stood a succubus who looked a lot like my mom, but older. Her form was dressed in a white dress and heels, and her hair was a lighter shade of red. I felt sorry for the woman she’d taken as a host. Over a hundred years of sharing a body with a bitch who wanted nothing more than to kill her own species… I wondered if she’d even known what Adelaide had wanted to do. And if she had, had she made her own thoughts known?
Don’t think about it, Mike said, just be happy she’s at peace now.
Yeah…
“Mom, what are you doing here?” I asked as I stood up.
Mom turned to me and smirked. “I’m always here, dear Evelyn. You’ve been here yourself. Allison, Mikaela,” she kind of glanced at Redhead, Short Hair and Bethany, “you… Three…” I couldn’t blame her for stumbling a little, “welcome to the succubus realm.”
The succubus realm? Mike asked.
Where succubi exist when we’re not possessing people.
So… You could appear physically here?
Yeah, but if she tries something, I should stay in here, otherwise we both die.
Holy shit…
Yeah.
Short Hair actually managed to speak. Maybe Abbie had freed her, too. “This is the what now?”
“Magic comes from somewhere, young lady. For a sorceress, it comes from within. For a magical girl, it comes from without. For a succubus, we come from the magic itself, and the magic makes up this world around us.” She motioned around the… Area. “A succubus can take physical form here like any other being, but only so long as we remain here.” She walked over to Adelaide. “Of course this place itself isn’t part of the succubus realm, at least not officially. This place was a hiding spot my sister and I used when we were children, and has been locked to me for some time.”
Mom turned back to me. “Albania, 1853. You should know the truth of what happened that day. That was the day a man by the name of Edi, or something like that, had to choose between me or my sister. You see, we had both been working him over, attempting to get him into our pants as long as possible. In the end, you should expect the answer.”
Allie asked, “He picked you over her?”
Mom looked at her with an almost annoyed eye. “No, Allison, he didn’t.” She turned to Adelaide. “Edi picked Florence.”
Adelaide was furious. I think she wanted to rip Mom apart one layer of flesh at a time.
But Mom kept going. “Edi loved Florence. Loved her, much like Terry loves Mikaela, and... “ she looked over at Redhead, “you have a boyfriend, don’t you?” Mom shook her head. “Never mind, I don’t know enough about you to make that judgement. The point is that Edi loved Florence…” Mom looked back to Adelaide, “...But Florence didn’t love Edi.
“I was a very strange succubus in those days. Sex was my purpose in life, but something felt missing. And as such, I tried to lay it on with Edi, tried to pull him closer to me. I didn’t just want to fuck Edi, I wanted Edi. I wanted him around me, wanted him to love me. I was jealous of Florence.” Mom sat down in the chair that Adelaide had been sitting in and crossed her legs. “Now, you’d probably assume I did something in my jealousy to cause Florence to turn down this path toward our kind’s destruction...”
Adelaide finished, “And you’d be right. Lilith did do something.” Adelaide folded her arms under her breasts. “Please, Lilith, explain to them what happened.”
Mom took the teacup that had been sitting on the table. “I told you the truth.”
For a long moment, nobody said anything. It was as if those six words had somehow silenced the entire thing. I had to admit, I was more confused than anything. Told her the truth? How was that a bad thing? Had they split and created a war between magical races on something so petty as my aunt learning my mom wanted a boyfriend?
And of course, I learned I was right. “Edi loved you,” Mom said, “and I loved him. I told him, I told you…
“And you killed him,” Mom finished with a sip of tea.
That another “Holy shit” escaped our collective lips needed not be said. This one was a bit more subdued, though.
“Have I forgotten anything, Florence?”
Adelaide took the teacup from Mom. “No, you’ve forgotten nothing.” She took a sip. “And I’ve forgotten nothing of what you said. ‘He deserves better than you,’ you told me, ‘he wants better than you.’ I’d never felt so insulted in my life!” Adelaide threw tea at Mom, staining her dress until it dried itself. “And then you did the unthinkable, you told him what we were succubi. At that moment, everything I was had become a disgusting parody of itself.
“We were bound to a strict clause not to reveal ourselves, as our power was then negated. A man was resistant to our pheromones at that point, and couldn’t be seduced.”
So, wait, I could just tell people you were possessing me?! Mike asked.
Hey, I didn’t know!
“That may seem petty to the likes of humans, but a man being immune to our power is everything to a succubus.” Adelaide glared at Mom. “And Lilith did this purely because she was in love!”
Redhead shouted, “Did him knowing mean he had to die?!”
Adelaide nodded. “Of course. As was our code.”
Mom stood. “A code no longer enforced. Many men have been informed of the existence of succubi since I took over as queen, and our species has done nothing but thrive.” Mom turned to Bethany. “I remember you, Yelena Bethany. I took you as a host more than fifty years ago. You were a passionate lover to your husband until he left you for his secretary. I remember how you felt, how he hurt you.”
Bethany looked embarrassed. Honestly, the fact that this woman had a husband at one point amazed me, but I guess there really was somebody for everyone.
Hey, don’t.
What? You have Terry. He’s a hunk and you’re hot. Even if you break up, you’ll be able to bag any guy you want.
Not the point, Evelyn, I say, doing the mental equivalent of pretending to be your mother.
Then count this as the mental equivalent of sticking out my tongue.
Mom continued, “Did I ever destroy your life? Your husband was gone long before I came, and you enjoyed the company I gave you every night.”
Bethany finally seemed capable of speaking. “You violated me! I was helpless while you… You used me to do things… Yes, Ernesto was gone, and I felt nothing but pleasure, but you can’t claim any sort of moral high ground to what you did!”
Mom nodded. In a quiet voice, she said, “I know you see it that way, and you’re not wrong.” She raised her voice, “For decades, I’ve tried to make peace with this order, tried to find a way to be a significantly less… Invasive species. I’ve reached out to my sister in hopes that we could come to an agreement. I did not want this war, nor do I intend to fight it. We have done things to humans that none would accept, and nothing I do can erase that, but I want us to move forward, to come to peace.”
Bethany actually seemed to believe that. Hell, I believed it. If Mom had done any of this, I’d never seen it. All I’d ever seen was a hard woman who wanted me to be a success in the ways of wanton sex and possession, who hadn’t even given me a hug for years. This side of my mom was weird, almost unrecognizable.
But, maybe all her failed attempts at stopping the war had caused her to be that way.
“Never,” Adelaide said, a hint of disgust in her voice. “We’re a disease and we need to be dealt with.” She turned to Bethany. “Ready the rest of the girls. It’s time we take this to the next level.”
“No,” Bethany said, pure and simple.
Adelaide looked like she was about to burst. Mom looked amused. Me, Allie, Abbie, Redhead and Short Hair all looked confused, shocked, surprised or every combination of every synonym for those words in any language known. Just one simple word from one woman, spoken in a tone of voice that carried more authority than I think I’d ever heard.
And then shit went down.
Adelaide’s hands glowed with a faint red hue, matching her eyes. Bethany was suddenly thrown across the garden half of the realm, landing face first in a pot of azaleas that looked recently picked. Allie, Redhead and Short Hair all pulled out their big wands and began doing magic that looked something like firing lasers, but that didn’t last long. Adelaide made a single motion and the three of them lost their wands and returned to plain clothes, as if they’d been stripped of their power.
Then I realized they had. Magical girl magic came from this realm, a part of the succubus realm that only Mom and Adelaide knew. That’s why it was so effective against us, because it was us.
The three of them were each knocked to the floor and held in place by red energy that took the form of shackles, but it wasn’t just holding them down. Their faces twisted into contorted looks of pure pain as their own life energy was sapped from them. As they were drained, Adelaide and Mom both started to look younger, almost as if they were age regressing.
Abbie didn’t seem capable of moving either, either because of shock or some kind of strange magicks, I couldn’t tell. Even Mom didn’t look like she could move, for some reason. Maybe it was the influx of life energy, because she almost seemed in pain.
Holy shit, I was the only one who could move.
Phone! Kendra! Mike shouted.
I saw the phone where Adelaide had tossed it and dove for it. I tried to text those three letters as quickly as possible, but something was holding my fingers, keeping me from typing. I looked up and saw Adelaide kneeling over me, having aged down to seventeen or eighteen. I couldn’t see Mom, but I assumed she was somewhere around my age now.
“Oh child,” she said, her voice more like a mocking high schooler than someone who should be acting like an adult. “You thought I was busy basking in the transformation, didn’t you?”
I managed to ask, “What the fuck are you doing?”
She smiled. “In just a few moments, thanks to the life force of the humans here, your mother, sister and I will have been ripped of our power and rendered human. From there, without this realm, the succubus race will be destroyed. I’m sorry it’ll be at the cost of the humans, but a few sacrifices to destroy the worst blight on this world is nothing.” she patted my cheek. “I played you, dearie. Your mother has been begging for peace for almost a century, and I used that. I didn’t know how it would happen, but when she had you say Albania, the door was opened and my plan succeeded.”
Leave my body! Mike shouted.
I can’t! I’m the only thing keeping either of us from being ripped apart!
I know that already, that’s why I said leave! It frees both of us for a second, one of us hits her!
Do you realize the long shot that is?
I don’t care, just fucking do it!
I took a deep breathe (as much as I could) and forced myself out.
As soon as I was in control, I swung my fist and landed an actual, physical punch on Adelaide. I saw a tooth fly, along with some blood. I couldn’t see Eve yet, but I didn’t think about that, instead I grabbed for my phone and almost hit SEND before a spike heel went straight through the screen, almost hitting my hand.
Adelaide grabbed me by the neck and hoisted me into air. “Child… No. Mikaela... You’ve just made me very unhappy. Before I’m fully human, please enjoy your life force ce being ripped from your body.”
From somewhere, I heard a voice that sounded similar to mine. “Hey, Aunt Flo!” Adelaide dropped me and turned around, and standing behind her was Eve, looking similar to me in every way except facial structure and wearing a bright red dress. She was holding a shovel. For just a moment, I thought she’d do something, but she just stood there, holding the shovel.
Instead, another shovel hit Adelaide in the back of the head. Eve’s mom stood there, the youth slowly draining from her. “Sweetheart, you were supposed to hit her with the shovel.”
Eve dropped her shovel. “Look, I just grabbed it and didn’t know what to do, at least I bought you the time to do something!”
Mistress Bethany stood outside the doorway to Adelaide’s garden/succubus realm/thing. Serena (Redhead) and Brittany (Short Hair) stood beside her. Allie was beside me, along with Eve, Abbie and Lilith. Adelaide was locked up in some sort of magic prison that Lilith tried to explain to me, but it was confusing as fuck.
“I know it’ll be difficult,” Lilith said.
Bethany nodded. “Some may never accept a peace between us, others may expect a betrayal of some kind.”
“I give you my promise as queen of my species that any succubi who commits an act of aggression against a magical girl will be exiled. Also, I’ll begin the process of changing our rules on possession. From now on, a succubus may only possess those whose lives would be improved by our assistance. For too long have we used, now is the time to aide.”
Bethany looked at her wand. “How will our magic be affected?”
Lilith smiled. “Not at all. So long as my bloodline exists, this place exists, and so will your power.” She put her arm around Eve. “And when the time has come for me to pass on the crown, Evelyn will be protect your power, assuming you still have need of it then.”
Bethany sighed, it looked as though relief had just washed over her. “Hopefully we’ve maintained a complete and total peace by then.”
Lilith nodded. “Hopefully. I don’t want my grandchildren to live in a world that failed them.”
Bethany put her hands on Serena and Brittany’s shoulders. “Unfortunately, my granddaughters live in a world like that now. But hopefully their children will be safe.”
“Thank you, Yelena.”
“I mean little offense, Lilith, but I hope this is the last time we meet. At the very least, let future meetings be a good deal less hectic.”
Lilith closed her eyes and nodded. “I agree.”
Bethany, Serena and Brittany all three turned and took the hallway to the elevator and disappeared into it. When they were gone, I breathed a sigh of relief and almost collapsed onto the floor.
“Thank God this shit is finally over!” I screamed.
Eve landed next to me. “I need a vacation, now.”
Lilith cleared her throat. “Excuse me, young lady, explain why it is you’ve left your host.”
Eve sat up. “If I hadn’t, you wouldn’t have had enough time to beat Aunt Flo with the shovel.”
“Fine then, I guess I can accept that. Just know if it had been any other reason, I wouldn’t be happy at all.”
I sat up. “So, how does this place work exactly?”
Abbie answered, “It’s the energy that makes succubi, pure magic. We’re kinda born from it, in a way.”
Lilith continued, “This area in particular was made from my sister and myself pooling our inherent magicks into one another, creating a sort of back room, if you will. Our minds furnish and populate it.” Within seconds, the space around us became something that looked like New York City. “I could even bring people I’ve met into this realm by pure thought.”
Allie ran her hand along what looked like a brick wall. “It feels so real.”
“It is, in a way. No less real than anything else the mind perceives.”
I groaned. “Ugh… No Matrix crap, please.”
Eve looked confused. “No what now?”
Abbie patted her on the shoulder. “A movie. A guy I fucked last Tuesday made me watch it during sex.”
Allie rolled her eyes. “That is gross.”
I stood up and brushed magic dirt off of me. “Okay, now that everything here is dealt with, can we go home? I have schoolwork to make up since Eve had to take control today.”
Eve started toward the elevator, then shouted back, “Hey, don’t blame me because you weren’t paying attention in class!”
“I couldn’t fucking see, hear or do anything!”
“Not my fault!”
“Um, Evie?” Abbie said with a hint of concern in her voice. I didn’t see why at first, but then it became somewhat evident.
“And for the record,” Eve continued, without any hint that she noticed anything, “I think I did pretty damn good considering I’d never been to public school on my own! The last time I possessed someone who went to school, it was a private school and I skipped all the classes.”
“Uh, hey, Eve?” Allie said now, the same concern in her voice that Abbie had.
“I didn’t screw up and let any cute guy I saw take you in the bathroom or anything like that.”
“Eve!” I almost screamed.
Of course, she still didn’t notice. “I didn’t even give Terry a handjob, even though I desperately wanted to!”
“Evelyn!” Lilith actually shouted.
“What?!” Eve stopped, and that was when I think she finally noticed what the rest of us were trying to tell her.
Eve had left the succubus realm, and was about three-quarters of the way down that long, absurdly spacious hallway to the elevator.
In a light voice that I could barely hear, Eve asked, “Did I do that?”
“How the fuck am I doing this?!” Eve screeched.
“How the fuck is she doing that?!” I screeched in pretty much the exact same tone of voice.
It took Allie a second to compose herself, but she finally asked, “Um… Is… Can she do that just because this realm is connected to the human world and the mansion is manipulated by magical girl energy?”
Lilith shook her head. “No, these realms, though connected, can’t interact like that. Abigail or I couldn’t walk out into the human world without hosts, succubi are nothing but energy in a way. We have no true physical form, only what form the magicks give us when we’re not possessing anyone.” To demonstrate, she put her arm through the doorway between worlds. For a moment, it was as if her arm had been cleanly severed at elbow level, it looked disturbing and painful, even though I didn’t think she actually felt pain because of it (I really didn’t know). “Evelyn being in the human world… This has never happened before.”
“Mom, how is this happening to me?!” Eve screamed.
Abbie asked, “Is it possible… Was she bonded to Mikaela for so long that when Aunt Florence started draining us, Evie really did become human?”
Lilith rubbed at her chin. “I don’t see any other possibilities. She has been bonded to one host longer than any other succubus aside from Florence.”
“Wait, can succubi becoming human actually happen?” Allie asked.
“It’s never happened before, but this isn’t a situation that’s happened in my lifetime.”
“What am I gonna do now?!” Eve was hysterical. I walked over to her and put my arms around her for comfort. It felt kinda strange to actually hug her, but I wouldn’t stop for anything. The last few weeks, she’s basically been a second sister to me, and she needed this hug.
“Whatever it is, I’ll be there to help,” I told her.
“Me, too,” Allie said, encompassing the both of us in another hug. “Well, except for when I’m at school, ‘cause, y’know, school.”
From the other end of the hall, I heard Lilith call, “Evelyn, please come here.” Eve reluctantly slipped out from under the hugs and walked over to the doorway. She and her mom stood there for a long while looking at one another, neither one moving or speaking.
Finally, Eve said, “Mom… What do I do now?”
Lilith smiled, a warm yet sad smile. “You have what you wanted, now.”
“I… Guess? I don’t know if I wanted to be human, I just didn’t want all the sex.”
“No, Evelyn… Eve… You needed this. I could see that when you met me at the mall. You’ve become more than the sex demon you were born as, and I can’t say I’m not proud of you. You deserve the life you’ve earned.”
Eve sort of bounced nervously. “But… What did I do to deserve this?”
I walked up to her. “You’ve greatly improved my life, and you helped bring peace to the succubi and the magical girls! Don’tcha think that would be what ya did?”
She seemed to consider it, then said, “But if it weren’t for me, you’d still be --”
I cut her off. “I’d still be Mike Cross, an average guy with a few friends I barely hang out with and may have at some point lost my sister to a war I never knew about. Now, that war is over, I’m closer to my friends than I used to be and I have a boyfriend who loves the shit outta me. Explain why I’d ever want to go back to being who I was when I can be who I am now. Sure, there were bumps in the road, like that guy trying to rape me at the movies and your sister locking me inside my own head, but I’m… I’m better this way.”
I meant every word of that, too. Sure, at first this all seemed like a crazy roller coaster that I didn’t agree to get on, but as time’s gone on, I felt more and more comfortable this way. Eve had gone from being an annoyance to being… Like another sister to me.
Eve looked down at her feet (I did too, realizing for the first time she was wearing raised sandals) and sort of nervously rubbed one foot against the other. She then looked back up at me and asked, “You really… You feel that way?”
I nodded. “Yeah.”
“You really think of me as a sister?”
“Well, we’ve sorta lived together the last few weeks and…” I trailed off. I hadn’t said that I think of her as a sister. “Can you still hear my thoughts?!”
I think so.
“How do you still hear my thoughts?!”
Lilith chuckled a little. “You two have clearly gotten so close your bond can’t be broken. That’s a unique thing, even I haven’t bonded with a host so strongly, and I’ve bonded with more than a few hosts I remain friends with.”
Allie was suddenly behind me. “Girls, I’m not trying to rush everybody here, but Mikey has school tomorrow and we’re gonna need to figure out Eve’s fake history before that.”
Eve looked confused. “My what?”
“Look, you’re gonna need somewhere to live, and that’s probably our house, which means Mom won’t just let you lounge around doing nothing. You’ll need to go to school, too.”
“I havta go to school?”
I put my arm around her shoulder. “Be lucky, you can just mentally copy me, I had to actually learn this stuff. Just make sure you don’t copy me exactly, screw some stuff up.”
Eve looked nervous still, then turned to her mom. “So, I should do this? I should go be Eve the high school girl?”
Lilith smiled. “If you don’t, I’ll have to ground you, and you know how much harder it’ll be to lock you in your room.”
I chuckled. “Yeah, Mom could never do that with Allie and I, so she eventually gave up. It made trying to sneak out much less interesting.”
Lilith cleared her throat. “Alright, ladies, it’s time for you to leave. If there’s one thing I’ll not have, it’s my daughter shirking her new responsibility as a human.” before she closed the doorway, she added, “Do the best you can, sweetheart.”
Eve whispered, “I will, Mom,” but the door was already closed.
She heard you, I said in my mind.
I know.
I nearly fell on my bed and considered just going to sleep right then and there, but instead, I pulled my phone from my pocket and checked for texts from anybody. Just one from Terry that I would ignore until after a short nap, whereupon I would call him instead. I got lucky that the only part of my phone that suffered any damage when I fell earlier was the outer case, not the phone itself. Still meant I needed a new case, though.
It seemed strange that I was laying in bed without Eve’s thoughts in my head turning to masturbation or outright calling Terry to ask him for sex, even though we could still talk psychically. She promised to keep herself outta my head so long as we were at home, though I figured if Terry and I were ever doing something here, she’d probably make damn sure to watch or listen or whatever the hell it would be she’d be doing mentally.
I pulled the covers over me and hugged my pillow to my head. Dear god, I needed sleep. I couldn’t believe how tired I was. Probably an effect of everything that had happened, from being trapped inside my own head, to meeting Lilith and Adelaide to whatever having my life force sapped out of me meant. Maybe I’d sleep through tomorrow and forget most of today.
That was a distinct possibility until Eve jumped into bed with me.
“Quick, I need help setting my bed up!” she squealed.
I groaned. “Why now?”
“C’mon, hurry! Your mom said you had to!”
God, she was in hyper mode or some shit. I sat up and saw her sitting there, an innocent, almost sad-cat-eyes look on her face. I could even imagine a cat’s tail swaying from side to side behind her. If only it were true and I didn’t havta take her to school…
But, back to reality. “Okay, fine. Is Allie still here to help?”
She shook her head. “Nope.”
I sighed. “Goddamnit. Well, whatever. It’s a bed and it’s in pieces. We can bring it up ourselves.”
She had a smirk on her face. “Why don’tcha call Terry?”
I open-palm whacked her on the nose. “No. I used to be a guy, I can put a bed together.”
“But you have a boyfriend who can do it!”
“And he would gladly do it, but I’m too tired to say no if he would ask for anything else.”
Her smirk had become a full-blown smile. “Why would you?”
I glared. “Sixteen is too young to be a mom.”
“But you don’t havta worry about me anymore! I can even find my own boyfriend now!”
“Well, duh, you’re not sharing with me!”
As if he’d been summoned by magic book or some shit, Terry knocked on the door and walked in. “I believe you said my name. And who said I was against sharing?”
I rolled my eyes. “No threesomes with me involved!”
Eve whispered, “But they’re really fun!”
I simply glared.
Terry just chuckled. “In all seriousness, I hear the former succubus princess needs a bed built, and your mom called me to help.”
The eye-rolling was back. I shouted, “Mom! Stop calling my boyfriend to do stuff I can do!”
From downstairs, Mom shouted back, “You’re dating for a reason, just accept it!”
I sighed again. “You’re helping put the bed together, not doing it on your own.”
He half raised his hands like he was surrendering. “I fully agree, ma’am, don’t misjudge my intentions.”
I got out of bed, walked over to him and smacked him on the head. “Don’t you ma’am me, douchebag. It’s honey, sweetie, or Mikey.”
He smiled. “No problem, babe.”
An hour and a half later, the bed was finished and covered in pink frills and fluffy pillows that pretty much contrasted the still-boyish-except-the-pillows look to my bed. People couldn’t exactly mistake us for brother and sister, or anything, but my bed didn’t really clue anybody in about me at all.
Terry of course did like ninety percent of the work, because he wouldn’t let me, because he thought I was doing it wrong. I’d put my own bed together, I knew how to put a fucking bed together. Also, he was being too adorably masculine to let me do something physical. Cute, but way too demeaning at the same time. Thankfully, he promised never to do it again and was just teasing me.
Eve crashed on her bed and rolled around in the covers. “You have no idea how good it feels to have a bed that’s all mine!” she said, almost sounding on the verge of climax. “I’ve fucked and slept in a ton of beds, but mostly hotels and never one that was mine.”
Terry calmly took a step closer to my bed. “Well, don’t… Um… Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.”
Does he know how innuendo-y he phrased that? Eve asked, which made me laugh. Dammit, she’d had too much influence on me.
“What?” he asked.
“I’ll tell you later, baby, don’t worry.”
“That just worries me even more.”
I pulled him onto the bed beside me, but I didn’t crawl on top of him or anything. Instead, I wrapped my arms around him and.leaned close for a kiss. “Just shut your yap and kiss me,” I said, in as close to a seductive voice as I could manage (which wasn’t hard at all). He didn’t say anything, simply obliged. He pressed his lips into mine and slid his tongue in my mouth shortly after.
The urge to do more than simply kiss was strong, no doubt because my body was still predominantly built for sex, even if the succubus urges were gone. No, this was pure me, pure teenage hormones mixed with a little bit of what was left of the succubus urges. The difference this time is that I could control this urge. Still, I was very tempted to rip both our clothes off and at least cuddle with him naked.
And then I remembered Eve was still in the room.
I pulled away from Terry. “Hey, Eve, can you, um…”
She flipped me the bird. “Bed here, comfort here. You wanna fuck, you do it with me in here or in Allie’s room.”
Stupid mental link.
Terry laughed. “Actually, sweetie, I’ve got a better idea.”
I raised an eyebrow. “Oh?”
His idea was ice cream. I wanted naked Terry up against naked me, and he wanted ice cream. If he wasn’t so goddamn adorable, this would have pissed me off. But instead, I just accepted it. It was a blisteringly hot day, even at eleven at night.
However, the best part was it was just me and him. Sure, Eve was there in my head, still, and Allie was somewhere talking to some boy she was considering going out with named… Henry, or Harry, or something. But the two of us were just sitting there, looking out at the sky, on a park bench, eating ice cream.
I thought back to when I was still a guy, which was barely two weeks ago and felt like a fucking lifetime. Neither of us had considered back then that we’d be dating now. Or that I’d be a girl. Or that being the host to the succubus princess would bring about peace between two magical groups that had been feuding for over a hundred years. Life seemed so much more… Boring back then. I know it hadn’t seemed that way at the time, but things had changed far too much in such a short span of time.
Holy shit, that was the first time I’d really put any thought into everything that had happened (though I’d probably said that a dozen times). I had just accepted it all, no muss, no fuss. And now, here I was, curled up next to my best friend, my boyfriend, eating ice cream in the park with him. It was so absurdly romantic I’d expect it in one of those stupid rom-coms that Allie liked to watch.
(Honestly, my life the past few weeks could be a rom-com.)
Terry said, “This is nice.”
I looked at him and smirked. “Nice? It’s fucking sweltering out here and we’re eating very quickly melting ice cream cones.”
“Yeah, but it’s just us. When was the last time it was just us?”
I took a big bite of ice cream. “Um… I was a boy then.”
“Exactly. This is the first time we’ve been able to just be boyfriend and girlfriend without Eve in your head or Allie somewhere nearby.”
I snuggled closer to him. “Well, Eve’s still technically here.”
“Huh?”
“We still have a mental connection. She still knows what I’m thinking. I don’t know if she knows what I’m seeing or doing or anything, though. And she promised to stay out of our night together.”
“And you’re sure she’s holding on to that promise?”
“Not one single bit.”
He laughed. “Well, either way, she’s not here.”
“Right.” He was right in a manner of speaking, and she hadn’t broken her promise just yet, so, the evening was going just plain great.
I finished my ice cream and just nestled up against him, basking in the pure simplicity of the moment.
“Hurry up, Eve!” I shouted at the bathroom door. I had to pee and she was still in the fucking shower. And she wasn’t helping by bringing up mental images of waterfalls and peaceful rivers. She was taking far to much an advantage of this damn connection.
“I’ll be out in a minute!” she called back.
“You said that an hour ago! We’re gonna run out of hot water!” good thing I took a shower last night. Without Terry, though I couldn’t deny the urge to have him come in. Eve was probably enjoying the fantasizing I did and how hard it was to cover up the moaning.
Mom walked over to me and knocked on the door. “Eve, sweetie, hurry up.”
“Okay!” she yelled, and suddenly the water was being turned off.
I glared at Mom, who just shrugged and smiled. “It’s a mom gift. You’ll have it when you’re a mom.”
I was about to say something about that, but then the bathroom door opened and Eve sauntered out, towel wrapped around her with a smirk on her face. Just you try to say something, I told her.
Bite me, I had to listen to her. She’s got Mom powers!
I was then just about to duck into the bathroom, but Mom got in there before me. Dammit…
Thirty minutes later after I’d managed to finally pee, I poked through my closet. I still wasn’t comfortable with most of my clothes, but that was quickly subsiding. The tank tops all showed too much cleavage, but I was used to that now. I was used to guys staring at my boobs now. Honestly, even though I had a boyfriend I had no intentions of cheating on, getting stared at was sometimes kinda fun. No doubt Eve’s influence on me.
I grabbed a pink one that had cheetah spots all over it. The spaghetti straps barely covered my bra straps, but that was pretty much every tank top I had. Hopefully the heat would start to die down soon, and I could wear more tee-shirts. Heat waves were great when you were completely comfortable with your body, but when you were self-conscious and nervous about it, they were nothing but attention drawing annoyances.
Eve squeezed past me and grabbed one of those short denim skirts that Mindy forced me to buy a few days ago. “You need to wear this,” she said.
“Uh, no.”
“Yes. Wear it and a pair of long socks, you’ll look adorable.”
I rolled my eyes. “Why don’t you wear it?”
She held it against me, I assume checking to see how I’d look in it. “Because, Terry got you ice cream last night. He treated you, now it’s your turn to treat him by wearing something sexy and revealing. And then wear the long socks - or stockings or tights, both good options - to keep the modesty you don’t want to lose by wearing such a short skirt.”
I blinked a moment, then said, “I shouldn’t even consider entertaining that idea. Terry loves me for who I am, not how I dress!”
She flashed a smirk. “Trust me, I may not have had a legitimate boyfriend as long as you have, but boys always want their girl to show off for them. Terry will appreciate the view, just like every other guy, and maybe the two of you will do a little more than cuddling tonight when he takes you to the movies.”
I grabbed the skirt from her hands. “You promised.”
She nodded. “Yeah, but you never said anything about your mom being able to tell me.”
“When did Mom tell you?”
“Just before you got to the table this morning for breakfast.”
Goddamnit. Of course Mom would betray me like that. I sighed. “Fine, I guess I’ll wear the skirt. Not like it’s the first one I’ve ever worn. But I’m doing this under protest and I demand that you not try to influence anything else I do today.”
Eve nodded. “Yep. I’ll be busy trying to snag my own boyfriend. On that subject, is what’shisname available?”
I raised an eyebrow. “What’shisname? Who are you talking about?”
“That… Dammit… That guy from the lake party. The one who knew Loki.”
“Gerry? I dunno. Maybe. I have a boyfriend, I don’t keep up on who’s single or not.”
She grabbed a similar skirt and a tee shirt that didn’t cover her stomach. “Well, whatever. Even if he is taken, there’s gotta be a guy for me somewhere in school. Hopefully, I can find the same kind of relationship you’ve got with Terry. I want a guy who cares about me and wants me around.”
“You want legitimate love, not fuck-love?”
“Yeah.”
After getting the skirt on, I sat down on my bed and pulled on a pair of long socks. I had to admit, knee socks and a denim skirt did make my legs look great. Maybe wearing this skirt at school wouldn’t be the horrifying mess I was afraid it would be. “You know you can’t just get into a meaningful relationship overnight, right?”
She pulled the shirt down over her head. Her bra was just as obvious as mine, even though her bra straps weren’t out there for everyone to see. “Duh, but it starts somewhere, and that’s with presenting myself as Evelyn Cross, Mikaela’s long-lost twin sister who just moved to town to get close to her family.”
I sighed. “How Allie thought that will work is beyond me, but I guess it’s probably been a true story at some point. With any luck, nobody’ll question it.”
“We’ll be fine!”
“Right, I’ll believe that when I see it.”
The principal looked over Eve’s file and occasionally glanced up from it at Eve or at me. He didn’t seem overly impressed with what he was reading. Finally, he set the file down and asked, “Are you possessed or a sorceress or a magical girl or something else?”
Eve and I both asked, “What?”
He sighed. “Miss Cross,” he was looking at me when he said that, “your sister - your real sister, Allison - was a magical girl who battled a succubus right here in my school. Yes, I know about magical creatures, and I’m really, really not comfortable with how many of you keep popping up here.” He looked over at Eve. “So tell me, Evelyn, what are you?”
Eve asked, “Would you believe me if I said I was a succubus who turned into a human and I’m not magical at all anymore?”
He sat there for a moment and looked like he was about to yawn. “Whatever,” he finally said, “just don’t go around telling people you’re her long-lost twin sister, most people here are smart enough not to believe that.”
Did this just work? Eve asked.
Don’t ask me, I’m still confused.
“Um, yes, sir,” Eve said.
The both of us stood up. Eve made it to the door before I did, because I glanced back at the principal and wondered just what the hell he’d seen Allie do to a succubus last year. After that, I followed Eve back out into the hallway.
“Okay, I’m ready for my first day of high school!” Eve exclaimed, a little bit more loudly than I wanted her to. Thankfully, nobody was around to hear it.
“It’s really your second day,” I said as I took a sip of soda from my Mountain Dew bottle, “but your first day was as me.”
“Exactly, that’s why this is my first day, and I’m excited!”
“You really shouldn’t be,” Mindy said, suddenly arriving from out of nowhere. “But, now that there’s two big-titted redheads from the Cross household in school, the place can be a little more lively.”
I smacked her on the back of the head. “Don’t draw attention to us.”
“Why not? It’s cool!” She turned to Eve. “Are you into guys or girls? Please tell me girls!”
Eve shook her head. “Sorry. Dicks over chicks for me.”
“Fuck. It’s really hard to find girls to get with in this town. Especially since Gabby and Kendra are the only other dykes I know of here and they’re dating.”
Terry rounded the corner and saw us. “Well, there’s a buncha girls over here,” he said with a smirk on his face, “and one ‘em’s my girlfriend.” He asked Eve, “Can I borrow Mikey, I have some appreciation to her give her.”
I wrapped my arms around him. “Um, you ask me if you can borrow me. Eve is not her step-sister’s keeper.”
Eve laughed. “Yeah, you two go spend whatever time you need. And she’s only dressed like that because I pointed the outfit out!” After that, she and Mindy both turned and made their way to the cafeteria.
Terry put his hands on my waist and smiled. “You do look hot.”
“Shut it,” I said, “I don’t want Eve to have the satisfaction.” I kissed him on the cheek. “Other than this personal display of affection, was there something you wanted?”
He kissed me on the cheek. “There was, actually. Do you like Chinese food?”
“What?”
“Well, I kinda wanna take you to dinner before the movie, and this new Chinese place opened up across the street from the theater.”
“I’ve never had Chinese food.”
“Good, neither have I, let’s give it a try.”
I sighed. “Fine, what are you taking me to see, anyway?”
“I haven’t decided if it’s The Nut Job 2 or Mother. Or, if all else fails, Logan Lucky is still in theaters.”
“Haven’t you seen that like four times already?”
“Yeah, but not with you.”
I don’t know if he was trying to be sweet, but it worked. I hugged myself closer to him. “Well, how about we see that?”
“Not The Nut Job 2?”
“I don’t even know what that is.”
“Some animated movie.”
“Logan Lucky, babe.”
He chuckled. “Fine with me.”
Thanks to the movie talk, my mind drifted back to my thoughts from last night. I pulled away a bit. “Do you think our life these past few weeks could be a rom-com?”
“Why are you asking this?”
“Something I thought about last night.”
He rubbed at his chin. “Well, I guess it could. Silly shit thanks to Eve, us falling for each other, I think our life kinda is a rom-com.”
“Yeah, and Eve, Allie and I had the requisite amount of drama with the whole succubus/magical girl war that we ended.”
He smiled. “Since we fell in love, I guess we could probably skip the mandatory mid-movie break-up part.”
“Obviously.”
“And all good rom-coms end with a kiss and look toward a happy future, right?”
“Why are you asking me?”
“You’re the girl?”
I sighed. “I don’t see why not.”
He hugged me closer and pressed his lips to mine. And I was ready for the happy future part.
Josh thought Halloween was gonna be easy. Just take his sister trick or treating, go to a party, have a good time - all things he knew should have been easy to do. Of course, when his sister's a witch...
I felt insanely bad for Yvonne. Just looking at her over FaceTime, it was obvious that the flu had hit her bad. Her nose was puffy, her cheeks were beet red and the rest of her face was so pale she almost looked like a ghost. She sneezed and blew snot all over the camera on her phone, which obscured the image.
“You sure you don’t need to go to the hospital?” I asked.
“Yes, I’m sure,” she answered, her voice so throaty that you’d almost think she was talking with a synthesizer. “It’s a twenty-four hour flu, babe, I’ll be fine in a couple days.”
I leaned back in my bed. “I’m sure Kelly’s gonna be disappointed.”
“I know, and I hate that. You really okay going in my place? It’s kinda… Well, you know your little sister.”
I laughed. Yeah, I did know my sister. Both of them, in fact. Kelly, my younger sister, was a witch. Stacy, my older sister, was a sorceress. My dad was a warlock, and my mom was also a witch. Me though? Nope. I wasn’t capable of any magic whatsoever. I was the only member of the family that couldn't.
So, yeah, I knew my sister. She liked to use her magic to play around with people. She was never outright harmful with it, she was just irresponsible. For the most part, she just loved to embarrass me.
“Yeah,” I said, “but I'm gonna lay down some ground rules. First of all, no magic.”
Yvonne sneezed again. “You know that's not going over well with her.”
“I get one day a year where she can’t use magic on me, I’ll just make it today.”
She giggled. “That’s cute. Okay. Hopefully I’ll see you at school tomorrow, babe.”
“Feel better soon, ya hear me?”
With that, and a stuck out tongue, she hung up. I just laughed. I was glad Yvonne accepted my not-exactly-common family for who we were, rather than what everybody but me could do. I knew for a fact that she’d helped Kelly plan some of the magical pranks that were played on me, which was both endearing and annoying at the same time, but I doubted I could find another girlfriend anytime soon who would be as cool about all this as Yvonne was.
I slipped my phone into my pocket and checked the clock on the wall. Trick or treating started at five o'clock, and it was ten till four, so I had an hour to figure out what costume I'd half wear to take my little sister out collecting candy in. I stood and walked over to my closet. I still had the zombie costume from the year before. Of course, that had terrified Kelly when I wore even part of it. I needed to go out and buy one in less than an hour.
There was a knock on my door. Judging by the height of the sound, it was Kelly. She'd just about reached four feet, a bit tall for her age. “C'mon, Kel,” I said.
“You're still taking me trick or treating, right?”
I nodded. “Yup. Just need to find a costume.”
She smiled. “Mom was teaching me clothes spells!”
I wagged my finger. “Nope. Today is No Magic Day.”
Her shoulders slumped and the color drained from her face. “Awwww, c'mon!”
I plopped back down on my bed. “Hey, I'm taking it early this year. You even get to do something to me on Christmas, tell Mom and Dad I gave you permission for that.”
She frowned. “Fine. I won’t use magic on you.”
“Good.”
“But can I pick your costume?”
I already felt like this was a bad idea, but a part of me was stupid enough to think this would go in my favor. “Why?” I asked.
“Yvonne always lets me pick her costume.”
Dammit, she was right about that. “Fine, but just no magically created costumes, okay?”
She smiled. “Don’t worry, Yvonne bought it!”
I sighed. Now I knew this was gonna be a problem.
I was very right about it being a problem. Yvonne had, obviously, bought the costume for herself, and that costume was a Japanese school girl outfit, but different somehow. It took me a second or two to realize it was a magical girl outfit. I couldn't tell what anime it was from, but the top was blue, the skirt was pink and the boots and gloves were both colors going around in a spiral pattern. And there was a wig, too. Orange, with purple highlights.
I held it up. There was no way I was gonna fit in Yvonne's costume. Not unless I… Goddamnit, Kelly! She did this on purpose, to make me let her use magic on me. I should have known, right from the second I told her no magic, she’d find a damn way to make sure I had to let her.
“That looks cute,” Stacy said, with the hint of a laugh in her voice.
“Ha ha,” I mocked, “Kelly did this on purpose.”
I turned around to see Stacy standing there, her phone out and already in the middle of taking a picture. “Yeah, she probably did.” She slid her phone into her back pocket. “But you did agree to take her out since Yvonne’s sick.”
I rolled my eyes. “Yeah, I know that, thanks for reiterating the plot.” I dropped the sleeveless blue blouse back on my bed. “How the hell am I gonna fit in that without her using magic?”
Stacy shrugged. “That’s your problem, not mine. I mean, I could turn you into a girl for a day. You just made it so Kelly couldn’t magic you today, not me.”
I shook my head. “No. The last time you did that, it took me a week to get back to being myself.” I hated that day. I would never let her turn me into a girl for any part of Spring Break again.
She shrugged again. “Fine. I’m sure you’ll find a way to fit in that without using magic. Honestly, it looks kinda big for Yvonne anyway, maybe she bought it for you in the first place.”
I narrowed my eyes. “What?”
“Guys dressing up as girls for Halloween isn’t something new, y’know. Hell, it’s not even something new for you, since Mom and I dressed you up as a princess when you were five.”
I scowled. I didn’t like to be reminded of that. “Still, what makes you think Yvonne bought this for me without telling me?”
She picked up the top and held it in front of me. “I do things like that for my boyfriend all the time. It’s a locker room game.” She pulled out her phone and took another picture. I wanted to grab the phone and snap it in half, but Dad would make me pay for it. “You buy your guy something embarrassing and find a way to make him wear it.”
“You know I’m going to tell my friends about this the next time I see them, right?”
She smirked. “You think they don’t know? It’s like social blackmail, nobody says anything because then the pictures hit Facebook and Instagram.”
“Are you telling me I’m the only guy in school who didn’t know this crap?”
“Probably. Hey, be a girl for a day and you’ll learn a lot.”
I shook my head. “No.”
She sighed. “Fine. Still, you’ll be fine, and since this is Halloween, nobody’s gonna care that you’re dressed like a girl.” She smiled. “Or a magical girl.”
I took the top from her. “Whatever. What anime is this from, anyway?”
She shrugged. “I don’t think it’s any one in particular.”
I sat back down on my bed. “Well, whatever. It’s only a couple hours while Kelly runs up to strangers and takes candy, not a big deal.”
Stacy smiled. “Good job, little brother.”
As she walked out of the room, I looked back down at the outfit beside me. It still looked too small to me, but I could have been looking at the whole thing all wrong. Either way, I was ready for this whole night to be over and behind me.
I stood in front of my mirror and wanted to kill myself. I looked like an idiot, dressed in that stupid blue top and pink skirt. Stacy was right about the outfit fitting me, but that didn’t help this ridiculous situation. I hadn’t noticed before that the boots were actually heels, or that the outfit (naturally) came with a bra and a pair of panties to match it. Reversed, though, so the bra was pink and the panties were blue.
And then there was the stupid ass wig. It made me look even goofier than I already did with the damn outfit. I looked suitably like a magical “girl”, at the very least, but that didn’t make me feel comfortable. I nearly killed myself in the heels at least twice and the wig partially covered my eyes.
But I was wearing it. And all I had to do was chaperone Kelly for a couple hours while she took candy from people she didn’t know. There was no guarantee I’d even run into anybody I knew, right? This whole thing wasn’t some giant conspiracy to embarrass the shit out of me, there was no way of that.
Of fucking course this was all a conspiracy. I knew my little sister, and she delighted in teasing me this way.
Regardless, I hung my head in shame and walked out into the hallway. “C’mon, Kelly, let’s get going.”
Something was off about my voice. I ducked into the bathroom for a second and checked to make sure Kelly or Stacy hadn’t changed me into a girl when I wasn’t looking, and they hadn’t. At least, not in any obvious way. My face was a little cleaner, but there wasn’t makeup on it. I could still feel my dick, so nobody had taken it off me or anything. No boobs hiding in that bra or the blouse covering it up.
Still, it felt like something was wrong here. If Kelly had used magic on me, this whole trick or treating trip was off, and Mom and Dad would be on my side at that point. “Kelly,” I said, my voice a little more stern. It still didn’t sound right, but at the very least, I didn’t sound like a girl.
“Taa daa!” she sang as she slid out of her room in her fairy princess costume. “I’m here!”
I knelt down in front of her. I wasn’t even kneeling right, my legs were too close together. “Did you use magic on me?” I asked.
She shook her head. “Nope. I promised I wouldn’t use magic on you.”
“Then why do I sound weird and why am I kneeling like a girl?”
She smiled. “Because I used magic on your costume.”
“What?!”
“I promised I wouldn’t use magic on you. Like Stacy said, using magic on your costume before you wore it wouldn’t be breaking the promise.”
Sonuvabitch, of course Stacy was involved in this. She’d taken far too many pictures of me holding the damn costume. I should have realized it right then and there. Go to be nice to one sister, the both of them conspire against me. One of these days, I'd learn.
But that day clearly wasn't today. I'd tell Mom or Dad about the whole thing, but Kelly had actually held up her end of the deal, which meant they wouldn't do anything. I'd just have to deal with acting a little girly for a couple hours. This was nothing compared to some of the other crap Kelly or Stacy had done to me. Mardi Gras would never be fun again because of them.
I sighed. “Fine, you win, I’ll go along with this.”
Her smile widened. “You’re my favorite big brother, Josh!”
This was probably going to destroy Halloween for me.
“Trick or treat!” Kelly shouted when Mr. Landingham opened his door. She held out her little Frozen bag that she’d been using the last couple years, proudly waiting for the candy she knew she was about to get. I just stood there behind her, making sure she got her candy and didn’t beg for more.
He smiled when he saw her. Mr. Landingham was our next door neighbor, a widower of about ten years who moved out here from New York to be somewhat closer to his children (but still far enough away that he didn’t burden them in any way). He liked to act like a grandfather to the three of us, particularly with me for some reason.
“Ah, a little princess and a… Josh is a school girl.”
I blushed, like an idiot, and rubbed at the back of my neck. “I’m a magical girl, actually…” I felt stupid for saying that. “It was her idea.”
He laughed. “Well, it looks good on you.” He reached into the bowl beside his door and dropped a few pieces of candy into Kelly’s bag. “Alright, little lady, there you go. I’d give some to your sister here, but I think she’s a little too old for trick or treating.”
I felt myself blushing again. Dammit, everybody but me was enjoying this. “Okay, Kelly, let’s get going. Thank Mr. Landingham.”
Kelly nodded to me, then turned back to Mr. Landingham. “Thank you!”
“Stay safe, girls!” he said, making me blush so hard I almost wondered if my face was going to be permanently red after tonight. I was definitely afraid my self respect would never recover.
We next stopped at the Carter house, home of my ex-girlfriend Sheena and her parents. I took a deep breath, let it out, and knocked on the door. Kelly stood ready to hold her bag open and shout “Trick or treat!” when somebody opened up the door. I was ready to suck up my pride whenever whoever it was came to the door. If it was Sheena, I was probably most screwed.
And, of course, there she was…
“Ooh, well, hi there little Kelly!” she said as she dumped candy in Kelly’s bag. “Oh, and her big sister, being the best sister she can be, I see!”
I tried to growl, but it sounded like some kind of gurgling, thanks to Kelly’s magic. Sheena and I had broken up amicably, but she still delighted in tormenting me. And, of course, she didn’t know about Kelly being a witch, so as far as she was concerned, I was doing my best attempt at a female voice when I said, “That’s going too far.”
“Please, you look adorable. Both of you do. Where's Yvonne, and why isn't she rocking those colorful heels?”
“Sick. Twenty-four hour flu.”
“Well, I'm glad you're filling in for her. You're being a very responsible big sister.”
“Yes she is!” Kelly said, excitedly.
“Don't encourage this,” I said.
“I'm already enjoying this, you can't stop me,” Sheena said, with a hint of laughter in her voice. “You going to Drake's party tonight?”
Oh, shit, I'd completely forgotten about that. Drake always had a Halloween party, usually with lots of alcohol and occasionally some drugs that could barely be called “recreational”. Naturally, people were required to come in costumes, and since the party started up right after trick or treating ended (Drake was, for some odd reason, extremely respectful of people who took their siblings out to collect candy), I would have to go as Magical Girl Josh.
Life was cruel tonight.
“Yeah,” I said, “probably.”
She smiled. “Hey, you won't be the only crossdresser there.”
I wagged my finger like some stereotypical anime girl. “Hey, it's not crossdressing, it's…” I shrugged. “Okay, yeah, it's basically crossdressing.”
She giggled. “See ya there. I'll go as a boy so you won't feel alone.”
I rolled my eyes. Yeah, alone. I'll still be the only one forced to act weird because of magic. But, either way, at least there'd be one person there only giving me shit as a joke.
I looked down at Kelly. “Don't forget what you need to say.”
She nodded. “Thanks, Sheena. I'll make sure to be done soon so Josh can go to ‘her’ party!”
Sheena giggled again. “Good job, Kelly.” She looked at me. “See ya there, girlfriend!” she said with a big wave.
I sighed. “You too, girlfriend.”
I quickly clamped my mouth shut and hurried Kelly along. I had not meant to say that.
Seven hours and forty-nine minutes later, I checked my phone and saw that it had only been an hour and fifteen minutes since we started. I'd endured so much embarrassment from people who knew me that I was ready to give up on life.
Luckily, though, I'd managed to keep myself from any slip ups like the “girlfriend” one. If I could keep that up, I'd probably be able to get through Drake's party. I was still extremely worried, of course.
“Just one more house, please?” Kelly asked, tugging on my skirt. There was a light breeze, which felt weird, but I was semi-adjusting to it. “I just need to go to one more house.”
I sighed. “Okay, kiddo, but that’s it. We’ve gotta get back home if I’m gonna get to that party.”
She nodded. “Yep!” She let go of my skirt and ran up to the house she was talking about. When the door opened, I nearly felt my heart collapse in my chest. There was exactly one person I didn’t want to know about me wearing this goddamned costume, and that was Chad Harrison, the captain of the basketball team. Major homophobe, to the point that anybody wearing even a bright shade of anything was a target for him.
And the Harrison house was exactly where Kelly was going.
“Kelly, wait, not there -- !” Of course, my concerns were too little too late. She knocked on the door, and there stood Chad, bare chested and disheveled hair, just as he always looked. (Well, he wore shirts to school, but the hair was just as always.) He took one look at Kelly and dropped candy in her bag. Then he took one look at me.
“That fag your brother?” he asked Kelly.
I walked up to the porch and grabbed Kelly’s hand. “It’s Halloween, Chad, I’m not the only guy dressed like a girl.”
He smirked. “You’re the best looking cunt I’ve ever seen.”
I glared at him. “She’s seven, you could curb the crap.”
He shut the door in my face and glared out at me from inside the house. “Go fuck your boyfriend, bitch,” he said through the screen door, then he finally shut the inside door.
I knelt down in front of Kelly. “Why did you come here?” I asked her.
“Stacy told me to.”
I rolled my eyes. Of course. “Next time she sends you to my mortal enemy’s house, do not listen to her.”
She shrugged. “Why don’t you two get along anymore? Mom said you two used to be friends.”
I didn’t honestly ever remember a time Chad and I were “friends”. I remember Mom babysitting the two of us and every goddamn day Chad would treat me like shit. I just couldn’t think of one single day when the asshole had ever been kind to me. Maybe Mom saw those days differently than I did.
I sighed. “Let’s get home, okay? And never, never, never listen to Stacy when she tells you to go to somebody’s house.”
Kelly nodded. “I’m sorry, Josh. I wouldn’t have come here if I knew you didn’t like him.”
“It’s okay, kiddo. Now, let’s go.”
Drake’s party was in full swing by the time I got there, about six minutes late. I recognized almost everyone, though the sheer amount of costumes in front of me made things a little difficult with some of them. Sheena had been right, I was not the only boy wearing girl clothes.
I made my way to the refreshment table and poured myself some “punch”, which was pretty damn clear and likely really just vodka. Either way, after all the damned embarrassment and then the shit with Chad, I needed a drink and I needed it badly.
“Damn, look at you!” said a voice behind me. I spun around and saw Hank Davis, Chad’s best friend. He was dressed up like an old fashioned vampire, Dracula cape and fake fangs, the whole nine yards. “You look hot, Josh!”
I flipped him the bird. “Fuck off,” was spoken in that stupid voice I was forced to use.
He laughed. “Chad called me up, tellin’ me about you and your sister showin’ up.”
I took a gulp of “punch”. “Yeah. My older sister told her to do that, probably to embarrass the fuck out of me.”
“I just had to see you to believe it. Your girl make you wear that?”
I nodded. “Yup. She’s not even enjoying this, since she’s home sick.”
He patted me on my bare shoulder. “Just think, you’re hot as a guy, you’d probably make a killer girl.”
I scowled. “I can’t say I’m happy to hear that.” I took another gulp and dunked my cup in the bowl again. “I’m gonna need so much of this to forget tonight.” He laughed and patted me on the shoulder again.
For some reason, I felt… Different around Hank. There was something about him that just seemed… The only word I could think of was “comfortable”. Maybe it was just because unlike Chad, I actually got along with Hank. Maybe it was just because he wasn’t embarrassing me as much as everybody else had been. Maybe it was the vodka.
Was it because he called me hot?
No, that couldn’t be it. Why the hell would that be it? First off, I was a guy, I wasn’t “hot” like this and I shouldn’t have been to Hank, regardless. He was the biggest horn dog in the school, there were few girls he hadn’t dated and supposedly even fewer he hadn’t slept with (though Yvonne called bullshit on that one). The idea that he was into guys just seemed to be the most ridiculous thing possible.
And yet, I felt like he actually did think I was hot. Was this part of that stupid spell Kelly used on my costume? Was it actually making people attracted to me?
I turned back to the table, but kept the corner of my eye trained on Hank. There! I watched as he tilted just a bit to look at my ass!
“Whoa, whoa, whoa,” I said as I spun back around. “The merchandise isn’t for sale, big boy.” Goddamnit, it sounded too much like I was flirting. “What’s up with you?”
He took a step closer to me, which felt weird. Was… Was my breathing getting shallow? What the hell was going on. “I can’t help it,” he said.
I put my hand up against his chest to stop him, but instead I ended up feeling his muscles under his costume and I could not understand what I was feeling about that.
“Josh, I’m serious. I don’t know what the hell’s going on, but I just feel… I don’t even know right now.”
He got closer to me, his hands on my hips. Why did this feel good? Come to think of it, when the hell did he put his hands on my hips? Why was I feeling this way? Why did kissing him feel so right?
AND WHEN THE HELL DID HE START KISSING ME?!
I dropped my book bag on the floor beside my desk and then dropped into my seat. My head was throbbing, my stomach felt like it was trying to crawl up my throat and so help me I was certain my tongue and grown a week’s worth of hair.
Yvonne set her books down on her desk beside me, then leaned in and kissed me on the lips. “Guess who’s over her flu?” she asked in a sing-songy voice.
Much as I loved her voice, it sounded like scraping my ears with a cheese grater. “I’m happy for ya, babe, I really am, but can you please keep it down?”
She sat down in her seat. “Wow, that party did a number on you, didn’t it?”
“In every way.” I buried my head in my arms. “Thanks for the costume, by the way, that wasn’t a goddamn disaster.”
“What? You said you were gonna tell Kelly not to use magic on you.”
“Yeah, she didn’t use magic on me, she used magic on the costume.”
She giggled. “Oh, man, I wish I’d been there to see that. What did she do? Did she turn you into a girl for the night?”
I shook my head. “No, but I was acting girly all night long.”
“Shit, I really wish I’d been there to see that.”
“Trust me, people will be talking about it.”
As if on cue, I heard people chattering about something. I lifted my head and turned toward the direction of the sound. There were about fifteen people crowded around somebody, each of them laughing their asses off or cursing whoever it was in words that were a little more than quiet. What the hell?
“What’s that about?” I asked.
Yvonne got up and walked over to the crowd, then joined those who’d been laughing. I was worried now. I stood up and stumbled my way over to the group and saw exactly what was going on. Teresa Jones had her phone out, her pictures up and front and center was a picture that made me desperately want to grab the phone and throw it.
Me and Hank. He had his arms around me, I was holding onto him. One of his hands was on my ass. He had me backed against a wall, my legs wrapped around him.
And we were making out big time.
I sighed, loudly. “Motherfucker.”
This is a story from early on in my TG Storytime career. I'm reposting it here because it's still one of my favorites, for some reason.
THE PURSE
It all started with a purse. I don't know where it came from, but that's how it started. One day, I found it on my dresser and for some reason, it never went away. Maybe I held out some foolish hope that it was the purse of one of those chicks I banged last week. Maybe I just didn't care. I don't know. But it stayed there. I didn't really mind that it was there. I hid it whenever I brought another chick over to bang, though, so she didn't ask questions about why some weird purse was on my dresser.
Then one day, I was in my cubicle at work, using my computer, I turned to grab a stick of gum and pulled it straight from that purse. It was sitting there, on my desk. Suddenly, I was horrified. Why was it there? Had I brought it with me? I couldn't have! But, there it was. I quickly stashed it under my desk, away from prying eyes.
I took a little trip to the restroom, slipped into a stall, and as I peed, I sat there thinking. Had that purse come from some chick I'd banged a couple weeks ago? I don't remember most of them (I generally pick them up at bars), but I definitely don't remember that purse belonging to any of them. It did look familiar, but I couldn't peg where it came from. I took some toilet paper and wiped off my cock, pulled my underwear and pants up and flushed.
Never once did it cross my mind that I'd used a stall, sat down to pee, wiped like a chick, or even that I'd used the women's restroom.
I returned to my desk, reached in that purse for another stick of gum, and then checked around my cubicle. Nobody was getting up or even within sight, so I pulled the purse out, making sure to keep it hidden from sight anyway. I found a lady's wallet in one of the pockets, opened it up—and found my own driver's license, social security card and credit cards. I also found a card I'd never seen before: one for breast cancer awareness, with my name on it. Granted, I knew that breast cancer was a horrible affliction, but I was never a member of any awareness group about it. Other than the wallet, my keys, the gum and the $289.21, there was nothing else in the purse.
I was plenty confused about all of this.
THE PANTIES
The purse made many more confusing appearances at my job, and for some reason I was never questioned about it even when it should have been in plain view to the people I was talking to. In fact, I saw several of the gals looking jealously at it as I walked out with it. It was weird.
I was in the restroom one day, two weeks later, and thought something was a little strange as I pulled my underwear up, after sitting to pee (I still wasn't realizing that I was sitting to pee, and in the women's restroom). I ran my fingers along my underwear and thought the material was a little softer than it should have been. I looked down and saw that my men's briefs were really bright pink thong panties. I don't know where they came from, nor did I ever remember putting them on. The material made my dick hard as a rock, and I wondered how long I'd been walking around with that bone sticking out.
I tidied up, put my pants back on and hustled out of the restroom. I quickly got back to my cubicle, spotted my open purse on my desk, and saw what I didn't want to see: Two more pairs of panties awaiting me inside. A pink pair with white polka dots and a flower print pair. On the pink pair, a note read “Change at 2:00”, and on the flower pair, the note read “Change at 6:00”. I looked over at my clock and saw that it was coming up on 2:00. I didn't want to change, but something was compelling me to do so.
I slipped back into the restroom, my purse slung over my shoulder. No one even noticed, nor did I notice that I, once again, walked into the women's restroom. Even Gina, who was leaving the restroom as I walked in, acted like nothing was out of the ordinary. In fact, I must have looked surprised after she asked, “Two o'clock panty change, huh?”
I managed to stutter out, “Yes.” She patted me on the shoulder and we each went on our ways. I walked into a stall and changed my panties and went right on back to work, never even giving it a second thought until six o'clock when I changed into the other pair before heading home.
And no one thought anything was weird. No one, except me.
THE BRA
Another two weeks passed by with no one thinking me strange, even though I carried a purse to and from work every day (which I had done so often now that I actually remembered taking the purse to work from home, and it had become second nature) and changed my panties three times a day (my briefs had been completely replaced by the panties, and I'd been completely unaware).
Many subtle things had changed during those two weeks. My purse was no longer a hidden item for most of the day, and regularly sat on my desk in plain view. I don't know when my behavior about the purse had changed, but at least I recognized that it had. I was a full-time user of the women's restroom and none of my female coworkers cared. In fact, I'd become quite a bit closer to my female coworkers in the past two weeks, routinely having lunch with 'the gals' at one o'clock.
'The Gals' were a group of women who talked together at lunch, around the coffee pot, in the restroom, or in the parking lot. At some point in the past two weeks, I'd become an honorary member. I found that I was quite the chatty woman, and though I'd never watched women's TV in my life, I was quite up-to-date with it. I watched 'Oprah' regularly, apparently, and was always on top of what 'The View' was talking about. We often talked about some of the groups we were in outside of work, and I discovered that I was a regular contributer to a charity that paid for battered women's shelters.
My back was very itchy one day, so I grabbed my purse and ducked into the restroom. I unbuttoned my shirt and started to pull it off, but stopped when I saw the bright yellow lace of a bra. I pulled my shirt off completely and saw that I was wearing a push-up bra, made of silk and matching my panties in style. It was so strange, yet it didn't bother me one bit. Maybe my mind was too far gone at that point, and had decided, “Look, man, you're already wearing panties and carrying around a purse, just go with it.” I simply scratched my back, slipped my shirt back on, grabbed my purse and walked back to my cubicle.
I checked my purse and found matching bras to go with my other two pairs of panties, no surprise. Clearly, I'm one of those women who changes her underwear a lot. Guess it's a good thing I've got close to eighty pairs of panties, and I'll probably find matching bras to go with all of them.
As I drove home after work, I started to wonder what would come next. What other new habits would I form? How long would it be before I was wearing blouses and skirts to work? What else would happen?
All through the drive, I was oblivious to the fact that I had a Shania Twain CD playing.
THE LIPSTICK
“What's that shade you're wearing?” Maria asked me while we were freshening up in the restroom. She'd just finished telling me about how her period started today and about how her husband hated it when she was menstruating. I had told her that it didn't matter what Bob said about her period, it was what her body did and that he should respect her if he wanted to stay married. I don't know when I became such a feminist.
“What do you mean?” I asked, responding to her question.
“Your lipstick,” she said, motioning to my hand and the tube I was holding. I was worried, because I'd never seen it before in my life.
“Ruby red,” I answered, without a thought. I don't know where that came from at all.
“It looks pretty on you,” she said, complimenting me. I then realized that I wasn't taking it out to use it, I was already done. Thanks to the bright red shade, my lips looked fuller and more feminine. Oh, God... I still had no idea what was happening to me. I wore panties and bras to work day by day, still carried my purse, though now I carried it every time I left the house, and nobody ever treated me like I wasn't just an ordinary person, though men were generally nicer to me, and other women treated me as an equal. My life was spinning out of control, and I was just going along for the ride.
After applying the lipstick, I capped the tube off and casually dropped it in my purse. After that, Maria and I went back to talking. We left the restroom giggling like high school kids who were talking about the quarterback behind his back. Again, I was oblivious and again, I should have been concerned, because when Maria and I were in high school, I WAS the quarterback.
THE NAIL POLISH
I first noticed the nail polish when I pulled my nail file out of my purse to straighten up my fingernails. The nail file alone should have caused me suspicion, because I'd never seen it before, but I didn't notice it. I noticed the pink polish on my nails, though, and it matched my lipstick. One thing I was certain of, even through all this confusion, was that I was good at making things match.
I used this as an excuse to duck into the restroom. Something told me that everyone was completely unaware that I was going to the restroom nervously, because no one ever mentioned it. None of the other gals even raised a slender eyebrow at it. Once I got in the restroom, the first thing I did was check my lipstick in the mirror, which I always did now. Just a little touch up, and my lips were again a bright bubblegum pink, which was complimented by my choice of a pale pink shirt over top of my similarly bubblegum pink bra.
My clothes choices were becoming increasingly feminine. Only in color, though, not in the style or even the gender of clothing I wore. So, even though I was wearing a pink shirt, it was still a man's shirt.
I replaced the lipstick in my purse and pulled out another item: a bottle of nail polish. Despite my initial shock at discovering the bright shade on my fingernails in my cubicle, I unscrewed the cap and instantly started touching up the polish on my fingernails. Within a couple of minutes, they were perfect again. I started blowing on them, to dry them, and then I put the bottle of polish back in my purse and went back to my cubicle.
I continued to blow on my nails to dry the polish while sitting at my desk. Anna, my boss, walked past my cubicle a few minutes later. “How's it going?” she asked.
“I'm fine, just drying my nails.”
“Had to do a touch up?”
“Yeah. I hate it when that happens. But, we all have to deal with it a couple times a day, right?”
“It's just the curse of womanhood.”
Of course, I found myself agreeing.
THE PERFUME
I was touching up my fingernails again when Kevin walked in. He passed by and asked, “Are you wearing perfume?”
Perfume? No, no I wasn't. Of course, I answered, “Yes. It's 'field of flowers', and I got it at the Victoria's Secret in town.” Two things were wrong here. One: Kevin was in the women's restroom. While this is something that I've been doing for about three months now, Kevin being here was stranger than anything else going on at the time. Two: I've never been to the Victoria's Secret in town (though a great deal of my underwear comes from Victoria's Secret, I don't ever remember going in there).
“Meeting somebody after work?” he asked, in one of those playful, teenagerish ways that we gals joked with one another.
“No, I just felt like smelling good.”
It was disturbing how automatic my answers were. Maybe my time with the gals was affecting me, or maybe I was just a natural at being a woman.
I don't know which one's worse.
THE EARRINGS
Again, I was freshening up in the restroom, this time Kevin was doing the same beside me. I puckered my lips and put on some ocean blue lipstick, which of course matched my underwear and my nail polish. Kevin had just finished with his mascara as I was about to leave, and he stopped me. “Those earrings are really pretty, hun,” he said. I turned to the mirror and saw that hanging from my lobes were two hoop earrings, each gold. I don't know where they came from, but, of course, I didn't react negatively to them.
“Just something I chose to wear this morning,” I said.
“I was going to wear some today, too, but I figured I was going far enough. Shouldn't tease the boys, right?”
I giggled. “Of course not.”
I walked back to my cubicle and sat down on my pink office chair. I dug out my nail file and did a little real filing before I started doing some office filing. I was never one for office work. It was amazing how I actually got to my position, considering I spent so much time on my appearance.
THE NYLONS AND THE GARTER BELT
It was a month since the earrings showed up that I found something new in my life. I was in the restroom, going pee, when I noticed that I had to pull my panties over something else when I stood up. I didn't get it at all, but I was wearing a garter belt. And, as it probably should be, the garter belt was attached to some tan nylons. I pulled off my shoes hurriedly and found that I wasn't wearing socks, just the nylons.
I slipped my shoes back on and pulled my panties up and then my pants. I grabbed my purse and walked out to the sinks, where I checked out my lipstick and my nail polish. I didn't need freshening up, but I was still out of it from discovering the nylons and the garter belt. When did I get those? When did I start wearing them? I didn't get it. After that train of thought came another: to correctly wear nylons, which I seemed to be doing, I would have had to shave my legs. I DEFINITELY didn't remember doing THAT.
More and more of me was getting screwed up. The gals were going to laugh at me when they found out I was wearing pants over nylons.
THE HEELS
The office where I worked had a desk up front that everyone had to check in at. The floor of the lobby was marble, and so our shoes always made sounds as we walked along the floor. That morning, I heard a strange noise coming from my shoes, but when I looked down, I didn't see anything out of the ordinary. I stopped at the desk, took my ID out of my purse and showed it to the handsome man at the desk, who made his usual pass at me as I walked away. The man adored my butt.
I sat down at my desk, outside Mr. Herbert's office, and started filing. I was lucky I had about ten or fifteen minutes before my shift started, because I didn't want to miss out on any filing. My nails were important to me.
Mr. Herbert came out of his office and patted me on the back. “How's it going, darling?” he asked.
“Oh, fine, Mr. Herbert.”
“New shoes?”
THAT was it. Now I remembered. My shoes were new. I had bought them at Lady Annabell's yesterday, during my weekly shopping trip with the gals. Usually we just hung around lingerie shops, but we went shoe shopping last night, and I bought the cutest little pair of pink shoes. “Yes, sir. I know they're a little flashy for work, but for some reason I couldn't find any other heels on my shoe rack this morning.” Right after I said it, what I said hit me and I looked down at my feet. Pink four-inch heels adorned my feet, showing some of my opaque nylons.
And since when do I have a shoe rack? Those are for women who have at least a dozen pairs of shoes, and I know I only had four. Well, five, now. No, maybe six. Okay, nine. But I swear I remember having at least three pairs of heels, not counting the pair I bought last night.
Mr. Herbert gave me a smile and patted me on the back again, this time he rubbed a couple fingers along my bra strap, which made me giggle. I loved being singled out by Mr. Herbert. Made me happy he chose me to be his personal secretary.
THE BLOUSE
For the briefest second, as I was getting dressed this morning, I thought the buttons were on the wrong side of my shirt. After a second look, I saw that the buttons were on the left side of my shirt, like they always were. I wondered what was wrong with me. I figured it must just have been my fatigue. I have been working hard: getting Mr. Herbert coffee, doing my nails, taking notes, powdering my nose, taking Mr. Herbert's calls, freshening my lipstick, reading Mr. Herbert his emails and taking Mr. Herbert's lips. The gals always tease me about how Mr. Herbert likes me, but I always tell them that it's purely professional. AND, he's built like the Empire State Building, and just as 'tall', too.
I undid the top two buttons on my shirt, revealing the lace of my pale blue bra, which matched my panties, my lipstick and my nail polish. I looked down at my feet and smiled at my cute little toes, each covered in their own polish. I grabbed my purse, and drove off to work.
Mindy Schaffer called me when I got into the lobby, asking me if I wanted to have lunch with her. She was splitting with her husband, and needed to talk to a girlfriend for support. “Of course I will, Min. You know that.” We decided on the coffee shop down on Halpren and Sixth. We'd gone there for lunch ever since we were cosmetics majors in college.
At lunch, we sat across a table, each having a light salad (I, for one, needed to get my weight down; I was pushing 119). “Oh, you wouldn't believe Donald,” she said, finishing off a tiny tomato, “he expects me to have all the dishes down before he gets home from work. How can I do that, keep the whole house clean, AND get dinner done between seven and five?”
“He thinks you're a miracle worker! Gawd, if Wilson expected me to have everything in the office done, I think I'd go crazy. I'd probably break a nail, too.”
“Oh! I hate breaking nails! Yesterday, I got such a run in my nylons that I nearly cried!”
“I'm glad Wilson understands me. He'd be a real asshole if he didn't respect us women.”
“You're so lucky to have a guy like him as your boss. Say, is that a new blouse?”
I nodded. “Yep, bought it just for him. He loves seeing me wearing light blue. I prefer pink myself, but he's the man.”
Unlike any other time something was out of the ordinary, my conversation with Mindy didn't raise any alarms in my head. I didn't think anything of it. I was just talking with an old girlfriend, my sorority sister in college. Things were getting weirder by the second. I was, however, freaked out that I wasn't wearing my favorite silver bracelet.
THE SKIRT
My legs were together as I sat at my desk, doing my nails like usual. On a reflex, I put one leg over the other, and sat there very lady-like. I seemed to feel a bit more of a draft than usual, so I tugged at my skirt to take care of it. That was when I realized it: I was wearing a skirt. When did I start doing that? I wear pants. Except... I don't remember owning a pair of pants. This is Miami, why would I need them?
I stood up, grabbed my purse and walked to the restroom. Kevin and Amelia were both there, chatting over our time at the bar last night. When the gals saw me, they each asked me what was wrong, and I answered, “Nothing, just a little potty break, ladies, nothing to worry about.” I walked into the stall, dropped my panties, pulled up my skirt a little and sat down, never again caring about my unfamiliar skirt.
After leaving the restroom, I returned to my desk, as if everything was normal. I went back to my make up, fixing my mascara and putting on a little more blush. Luckily, my foundation was perfect, as was my eyeliner.
Mr. Herbert opened his door and called my name. “C'mere,” he said, drawing me in with the cliché finger trick. I giggled and let him lead me into his office. He patted his desk, and I hopped up onto it, sitting my round ass down right where his in-box was supposed to be. He ran his hands across by beautiful face, pressed his lips to mine, toyed with my nipples through my blouse and my bra. Mr. Herbert—Wilson—knew exactly how to treat me.
THE DRESS AND THE RING
I unwrapped the towel from around my head and let my long, chestnut brown hair fall freely. A quick memory that I'd never had long hair before in my life crossed my mind, but it went away just as quick. I kept my other towel wrapped around my chest, keeping my modesty intact. As I was brushing my hair, the phone rang. I pranced downstairs and answered it. I smiled with joy hearing Wilson on the other end.
“Hello, Mr. Herbert,” I said in my most playful, little girl voice.
“Please, darling, call me 'Wilson'. Tell me, what are you doing for dinner tonight?”
“Just curling up with a romance novel on my couch and reading by candlelight. Do you have something BETTER in mind?” I was beaming with joy, and had the cord from the phone wrapped around the index finger of my left hand, like a teenager talking to her boyfriend.
“How does dinner sound? I'll pick you up at six thirty.”
“It sounds like a date, handsome,” I purred into the phone.
We hung up and I raced upstairs to my bedroom. It was 5:50 right then, so I didn't have any real time to get ready. I pulled on my sexiest black panties and a matching strapless push-up bra. I slid into a pair of sheer nylons, but decided not to wear a garter belt. I searched my closet for the shortest skirt and sexiest blouse I had, but instead found something new: a beautiful, slick black dress. I don't know when I got it, but I slipped into it right away as soon as I saw it. I then found my highest pair of black heels, which were spikes with no toes, and slipped them onto my dainty little feet. I stood up, six inches taller, and walked in front of my mirror. Boy, Wilson was in for a sweet, sexy surprise when he saw me.
At exactly 6:29, Wilson's limo pulled up and he walked up to my door. I opened the door and watched as his eyes practically popped out of their sockets. His eyes traced my body, going from my red-tipped toes to my spike heels, up my long and hairless legs, to my wide hips and teeny waist, then to my chest, then my beautiful face. After taking this long, sensual look at my body, he leaned in and kissed me, using his tongue to probe my mouth.
He took my hand and led me to the limo, where he helped me into my seat, then sat down beside me. He gave me a glass and poured some champagne into it, which I gladly accepted. Even though all us gals drank, I was by far the worst. Kevin, the little tramp, teased me about this, so did Alan, and Nancy.
We arrived at the restaurant about ten minutes later, but it felt like a lifetime after all the kisses and groping I had to endure from that wonderful man. He led me into the restaurant, where our the waiter tended to our reservation, and we were seated in a wonderful center table, where I felt like everyone's eyes were on me.
It was halfway through our delicious meal that a glass of wine was set down in front of me. Wilson smiled and said in a soft, sweet voice, “Sip it slowly.” I did, and in the bottom of the glass, there sat a gold ring. I felt myself very short of breath as I reached for that gold band with a shaky hand. I held it up, and all the women around me ooh'ed and ahh'ed. As I held it in the light, Wilson asked me, “Jessica Milton, will you marry me?” I was so short of breath that I couldn't even respond with words. I just nodded and cried tears of joy that I hoped weren't ruining my make up. Being Mrs. Wilson Herbert had been my dream since he hired me.
THE SURGERY AND THE TRUTH
I moved in with Wilson the next day, much to the excitement and joy of the other gals at work. Kevin and Anna both helped me move my things, though we needed Wilson's help a lot. It must have seemed funny to him, these three women moving so many clothes out of my little two-story house into his big, seven-story mansion. I felt like a princess.
Six weeks into our engagement, I started having bad coughing fits. Wilson set up an appointment with his doctor, who was very well-paid for his services. He saw me the next day, and told me that hypnosis would be a good way to stop my coughing. He started swinging his pocket watch in front of me, making me extremely sleepy. It wasn't seconds before I was out like a light.
What felt like seconds later, but must have been hours, I woke up on a hospital bed. Doctors and nurses were injecting things into me, my brain was going numb. One of them was drawing on my chest with a marker, while I barely felt another make a mark on my groin. Was I in for surgery? I didn't understand it.
At least, not until just seconds before I went out of consciousness. Then, I remembered. I remembered that when I first went to work at Wilson's office, I was a simple computer tech, and a male employee. Kevin, Alan, Billy, Joe and Mark were all other male employees. Wilson—Mr. Herbert—walked into the office one day and sent us all to a movie theater on the other side of town. I don't remember what the movie was, but something about it changed us. ALL of us. Even the employees who were originally female.
It was two weeks later that I started to notice things, that I started to get feminine. I became a member of 'The Gals' that very day, as well as Mr. Herbert's preferred employee. Six months later, I was his secretary, and only a couple weeks after that, we were lovers.
Just before I passed out, I heard one of the nurses ask a doctor, “So, are all their 'special' employees coming in today, or just his fiance?”
“I don't know,” the doctor responded, “but what's it matter? Will's paying us a fortune to turn his lousy male employees into working women. And on top of all the other stuff he's done to enforce the illusion, he must have spent a billion on these bitches.” The doctor laughed. “All right, is she under? Goooooooo...”
THE EPILOGUE
Wilson and I got married after six months of engagement. I don't know what it was I went to the hospital for, but our sex life greatly improved after that, and my periods became a lot more regular. The Gals and I spent my bachelorette party pampering ourselves like we did in our sorority days, and just like always, I was the prettiest. Maria and Kelly brought the 'special' toys for the night, and we all spent a good amount of time getting ourselves ready for the future, though for me, the future was simply the next day, and I didn't need a toy anymore.
I stayed on as Will's secretary, and unlike when we were dating or even engaged, he never flirted with another woman. I must have been special. He still let me get away with barely doing anything, and I always spent some time in his office, keeping him a happy CEO.
Well, it's been two years since our wedding day, and I'm taking some time off to stay at home and nurse Little Bill, our son. He's two months old, and just the cutest little boy. My memory's fuzzy about the day he was born, but I remember the day we got to bring him home like it was yesterday. Everybody, including Will, says he's got my eyes and my smile, but I'm sure he'll have his father's business skills.
After all, Will did talk me into the ultimate business venture: marriage.