Where do you think you are going?

This is my first attempt to post anything to BCTS, be gentle :-)
Was posted first aw comment to blog here.
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- Hey! Where do you think you are going? This is a bathroom for the persons wearing shorts over pantyhose!

Bathroom for people wearing short skirt over stokings is across the hall!
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- Hey! Where do you think you're going? This is bathroom for people wearing skirt over stokings who have C cup or bigger boobs! You need bathroom that is to the right from elevators!..
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- Hey! What are you doing? You should not take a dump in the middle of the hall! You should have more than 0.7 blood alcohol level for this! Security!