Si(gh)lliness: Bad Moon 'Risin'

Just wanted to pass along some frustration - about frustration in passing.

What follows is a song parody. It should be sung to the tune of "Bad Moon Rising" by Creedence Clearwater Revival.

I see a bad moon a-risin'
I see me being read today
Image, in mirror is so frightenin'
Foam pads no help, so I say

"I won't go out tonight
For it's bound to risk my life,
My bare bum's, a bad moon on the rise."

For 12 months, I've had those hormones flowin'
I hoped my end'd be growin' soon
But I'm still thin hipped so I'm knowin'
Wearing a bikini would mean ruin

When winds blow tonight
And my skirt shoots up, the sight
Will be, a bad moon on the rise.

Hope your experience is different
When the transition you do try
Looks like I'm due for nasty comments
One look, they'll know I was a guy

I won't bend over tight
Or they'll see the sorry blight
Of my bad moon on the rise.

THE END

Thanks for reading! Hugz - **Sigh**