A contemptable crumb causes a crisis for his cute companion who creates a more compatable compatriot using carbohydrate consumables. ... with a little help from The Wizard.
(This is a revised version of my story found at Fictionmania and Crystal's - with a pic to prove that there really is a Bimbo Bread.)
"SRU: Bimbo Bread"
by Jezzi Belle Stewart
©2002 Turn Right Productions
Ellie Dauberowski sat for a moment in her '84 Yugo in the parking lot of Round Lake's only 7-11 convenience store repairing her face. She had started to cry almost immediately after leaving the parking lot of the detective agency and finally decided to pull in and park before she became a hazard to others on the road. That was Ellie: Kind, considerate, model wife and mother Ellie; "Good Old Ellie" her friends called her, even though she was only twenty-five. Need some help? Good Old Ellie would drop what she was doing and help you out. The consensus of the neighborhood was that Ellie was a saint - and that her husband, Rob, was a skirt chasing misogynist boar who took Ellie for granted.
Elli had just found out - long after everyone else knew it - that they were right. Rob was having an affair, far from his first. This time it was with Bobbi, the big blonde, big boobed, big butted, bimbo beautician who worked in the beauty salon next to Rob's current construction site. (Ellie, an English Lit major before she dropped out of college at Rob's request, had a thing for alliteration.) At least Rob thought Bobbi was a bimbo. She had turned out not to be, which is why she had contacted Ellie and made the date. Rob was not the sharpest tack in the box, and Bobbi had noticed the quarter inch wide band of white skin on his third finger, left hand when she finally saw him without his construction gloves on one time while he was washing his hands. (Rob made love to Bobbi wearing his construction gloves, hard hat, and tool belt. He had a thing - though not THAT thing - for the Village People, something Ellie had never understood.) It was Bobbi who had contacted Gil "Gotcha" Garambo, groovy but gung-ho gumshoe. When his report was ready, she had called Ellie, calmly introduced herself as Rob's EX - emphasis on EX - girlfriend, and invited Ellie to meet with her and "Gotcha".
"Gotcha" looked like something out of a Mickey Spillane novel, a look he cultivated. Bobbi, dressed for work in a pink smock looked, as described above, rather like Dolly Parton's character in "Steel Magnolias"; most of her customers liked the movie, so she cultivated the look, keeping her Harvard MBA a secret. And Ellie? Ah, what of Ellie? Ellie looked and acted like a TV sitcom mom from the '50's, just like Rob liked her to look, pretty in her shirtwaist that revealed no cleavage and came to just below the knees, but not TOO pretty, smart, but not TOO smart, and sweetly slightly sexy sentimental submissive. Ah, what was to become of Ellie?
That question, along with *That son-of-a-bitch!* were the thoughts foremost in Ellie's mind as she sat in the Yugo (Rob drove a Mercedes) powdering her nose and repairing the tear damage. Finding no ready-to-hand answer, she fell back on habit. She needed bread and lunch meat and treats to fix Rob's lunch for the next four days. Getting out of the car, she looked to see that her seams were straight and sighed; pantyhose seemed an impossible dream given Rob's preferences. When she glanced back up, the 7-11 was gone and in it's place was a little shop that looked like it had hopped right out of the latest Harry Potter book. The sign over the wooden door read "Spells 'R Us". *Curiouser and curiouser!* thought Ellie, our little Alice, who, still needing bread, prepared to walk through her version of the looking glass.
Once inside, she marveled at the wide variety of what Rob would call "junk" that crowded the shelves. Her eyes lit up as she spied racks and racks of old books. "A book is not what you need today, Ellie," said a voice behind her, "although it is an impressive collection, is it not?"
Ellie turned around to see an old man in a robe. "Oh, you must be a wizard." she said. "You look a lot like the headmaster in the Harry Potter movie."
The wizard was impressed. No "How do you know my name?" or any of the other usual questions. He gave her a questioning look.
"English Lit major" she explained.
The Wizard nodded, as if that was all the explanation he needed, and decided he would get right to the point. "I understand you need a loaf of bread and some lunch meat to make sandwiches for your errant husband's lunch?" he asked.
"Yes," sniffed Ellie "although he doesn't deserve them. Always wanting me to do "things" and then when I won't give in to his pleading for pleasingly pleasant but perverse pleasures he promptly passes to prettier pastures! The cheating BASTARD!" Ellie was a good girl, had been a virgin at their marriage, and while having no background to close her eyes and think of England, did close her eyes and think fondly of her girlhood home of Boise, and, interestingly, of her German Shepherd, Puck.
The wizard put aside thoughts of forcibly reforming English Lit programs in the nation's universities. He knew that Ellie almost never raised her voice, let alone swore, so he knew she was very, very angry at Rob. "Oh, he deserves the sandwiches you'll make using this bread!" he said, and he produced a loaf of sliced white bread in a plastic bag with the brand name "Bimbo Bread" on it and the picture logo of a bunny. He waved his hand over it and as Ellie watched the bunny became one of the playboy variety. "Today is Monday, just use it for the rest of the week. To get the best results, find a way to get him to make his own sandwiches." He held up his hand in an attention getting gesture. "Now this is important. You must tell him to read and follow the directions on the package. Nothing will happen if you don't. Do you understand?"
Ellie nodded. She knew The Wizard had something planned for Rob, but frankly, she was not feeling kindly toward Rob, or men in general, at that moment. She paid him the $1.49 stamped on the package, and flipped the penny from change into the little dish on the counter.
The Wizard handed her the bread and a bag with lunch meat in it. "The meat is just regular sliced beef," he said. "Yours free today. What's put in between the bread isn't important; just make sure he uses this bread."
Ellie thanked The Wizard and was about to leave the shop when he stopped her to give her a last piece of advice. "You might want to call Bobbi and tell her to expect some changes from Rob tomorrow when he visits her during his afternoon break. I know she was going to reveal my friend 'Gotcha's' findings and tell him to take a hike, but tell her she should just go with the flow." Ellie nodded; it made as much sense as a wizards where a 7-11 should be. She left the store, and when she reached the Yugo and turned, the 7-11 was back.
That night, as she was flat on her back, just as she felt Rob a few seconds away from deflowering her for the 527th time, she pushed Boise and Puck aside and said matter-of-factly, "I forgot to make your sandwich; you'll have to do it in the morning. Be sure to read the directions on the bread." Rob grunted, but his mind was between his legs at that moment as the freight train of his love was about to hurtle into the tunnel of delight.
{Disclaimer: the author is functioning here as all seeing reporter and takes no responsibility for Rob's sexual imagery. She hereby also apologizes to all English Lit majors, fans of the Village People, German Shepherd fanciers, citizens of Boise, buxom blonde beauticians, frigid housewives, and to the people who make the real Bimbo Bread.}
The next morning, Ellie stayed in bed, pleading a headache, till after Rob had left. When she finally arose and went down to the kitchen, she found the bread, sliced roast beef, and mayonnaise all open. She picked up the bread and read the directions on the package. They were in very small print. "Bimbo bread is designed to be a delicious meal all by itself and should not be eaten in contact with any other food product or products. The results of doing so may be in body and mind modifications not necessarily to the consumer's liking." She smiled. Taking Bobbie's business card from her purse (T & A Beauty Salon: We make you gorgeous top to bottom.) She went to the phone and dialed her number. She couldn't wait till Rob got home.
At lunch, Rob couldn't believe how good his sandwich tasted.
Right at 2:30, Bobbi watched as Rob came through the door of the salon as usual. That was the last "as usual" thing that happened. Rob was NOT wearing his tool belt, hard hat, or gloves. He glided over to Bobbi. Glided was the only word Bobbi felt fit. Then, instead of the the usual butt and boob grope, he kissed her lightly on the cheek, complimented her on her hair and the blending of her eye shadow and said, "You MUST help me with this hair, darling! The color is wrong. The cut is wrong. It's a disaster! I didn't notice till after lunch; I can't believe I went the whole morning like this!" The whole time he (?) was speaking his (?) hands were fluttering around his head. All of a sudden he (?) noticed his (?) nails and looked shocked. "OH...MY...GAWD! My nails, too!" He (?) put his (?) hands on his (?) hips. "You, darling, are my personal body stylist as well as my dear girlfriend, how could you let me get this way? You must DO something! It's a good thing I told Gregie I was taking the rest of the afternoon off."
Having been prepped by Ellie's call to expect something unusual, Bobbi was able to get herself under control by the time Rob's drama queen tirade was through. *Unusual isn't the half of it!* she thought. Then, *This is going to be FUN!* She grabbed her new whatever friend and turned herm toward the nearest chair. "Of course, darling. let's just see what we have to work with." she said soothingly as she went into professional mode
Two hours later, after hugs and air kisses, Bobbi watched Robbie, not Rob anymore, leave the shop. There had been no sex, but lots of fun girl talk. All in all, Bobbi had to admit, while sex with Rob had been exciting - she loved the tool belt - the afternoon with the new Rob, Robbie, had been better. Having been told by Ellie that what was going to happen was a several days process, she had forced herself not to go overboard, but Ellie was certainly in for a surprise!
"Darling, I'm home! And I brought dinner." Ellie was a bit startled, it was her husband's voice, but it wasn't; it was higher in pitch, and he NEVER called her darling. She was lucky to get a "Hey, babe, bring me a brewski!", as he plopped into his recliner. And he never brought dinner; dinner, and anything that wasn't WORK was Ellie's department. Of course, she thought bitterly, nothing SHE did was considered by him to be work. Did he think meals magically appeared and the house automatically cleaned itself? (Ellie normally allowed herself only one bitter thought a day on the principle that a bitter thought a day keeps the psychiatrist at bay. A measure of how unusual for her her days had become lately was that this was her 29th bitter thought since breakfast.) She brightened. So what if she hadn't prepared anything today; Bobbi had told her to expect changes and Rob bringing dinner was certainly a pleasant one!
Even though the voice and promise of dinner were startling, she was still definitely not prepared for the vision that glided into the room. Where as Rob had left that morning a hard muscled, , beard stubbled, torn jeans and flannel shirt wearing, short haired MAN, the vision that entered the Dauberowski kitchen was slim and graceful - svelte was the word, really, clear faced, and androgynous at best. The exceptions were hands and hair. His (?) hands were manicured, and, while Bobbi had used only clear polish, (*Wait till tomorrow!*, she'd thought) they were definitely no longer masculine, carpenter's hands. The hair! While Rob's hair had been fairly short and a mousey brown, Bobbi had added extensions and Robbie's hair was a vibrant auburn and to the middle of his (?) back. Held in a ponytail at the nape of his neck like a man would, there still could be no doubt that this was a WOMAN'S hair, big hair when let loose. *Why he's (?) got a veritable cascading cornucopia of convoluted copper curls!* thought Ellie, and couldn't wait to see it unbound. "Rob...???" she finally uttered.
"It's Robbie, darling. Why Rob all of a sudden? Rob is so...so, common!" He (?) struck a pose, and Ellie burst out laughing, as did he (?). Ellie couldn't remember the last time they had laughed together. It was clear to her that Rob - *No, Robbie now.* she reminded herself. - had no idea he'd (?) been any different this morning.
As he (?) turned and put the bag from Le Gardinia restaurant, a restaurant Rob would not have set foot in, down on the counter, Ellie complimented him (?) on his (?) hair. "Isn't it gorgeous!" he (?) enthused over his (?) shoulder. "I can't imagine why I haven't let Bobbi color it before. We had such a lovely chat while she was working on it today, and I'm to go back tomorrow for a 'surprise'. You must meet her soon, Ellie; I'm sure you two will just adore each other. Why don't you have a sit, dear, while I get our caesar salads ready and then we'll tell each other about our day as we eat."
*Dinner, us, together? No TV football punctuated by grunts for more beer?* She looked at what he (?) had taken from the bag. Wine! *No beer at all!* Ellie hated the smell of beer. *Damn!* she thought, but a happy "damn", not the 30th bitter thought. She wasn't going to upset this apple cart! She'd gladly trade some hard muscles for no beer smell and a husband who brought home dinner even if he (?) looked like a sissy! Romance was in the air!
The dinner and conversation were wonderful, and the romance turned to necking. And necking turned to petting. And petting turned to sex - gentle, non penetrating, equally pleasuring sex ... And Ellie didn't think of Boise or Puck once. ... Well, maybe once; it was still day one, after all.
She was very sure to remind Robbie to make his sandwich in the morning, and he (?) did.
{Author note: Are you appreciating the author's punctuational experiment with question marks, ie. (?) ? Thank you. However, I'm afraid all good things must come to an end. As you will see, at the end of day two, (?) will no longer be necessary.}
Promptly at 2:30, the door of the T&A Salon opened. "I'm ready for my surprise!" sang Robbie as he (?) wafted in.
"Surprises, dear." Bobbi smiled happily. She couldn't wait to get her hands on hi ... oh, hell, her! {See, no need for (?) anymore. Goodbye old friend.}
Ellie had called Bobbi to tell her to tell Robbie not to bring dinner home, that it was her turn. It was while Robbie was there, and Ellie asked how HE was doing. Bobbi told her she might want to rethink her pronoun usage.
Ellie had to admit that Bobbi was right. Her hubby certainly seemed to have become her she-hubby. That night Robbie was still wearing jeans and a flannel shirt, but they were Chic jeans on top of open toed 2" heeled sandals, and the tails of the flannel shirt were tied up under an apparent what-Ellie-couldn't-wait-to-find-out-if-it-really-was small bosom. The front of the jeans sure looked really flat! Robbie was still wearing her tool belt, but Ellie couldn't help wondering if she should sew garters to it. *She's a young girl growing gradually and gladly gorgeous and graceful* she thought giddily. ... and giggled.
Other than the clothes, the look hadn't changed much, except that both Robbie's finger and toe nails were now very RED. "Cherry Tomato Red!" her new girlfriend informed her. "Isn't it scrumptious!?" Later that night, before bed, Robbie did Ellie's nails the same shade, and Ellie showed her how to apply the matching lipstick Bobbi had sent home. The two cuddled in bed and watched "Sleepless in Seattle" on the VCR before sleep ironically overtook them.
Well, sleep overtook one of them. Ellie was troubled. Oh, not about the transformation; she loved her new hubby-girlfriend. She was so much nicer to live with than smelly old clueless Rob. She supposed she had loved Rob, but she knew she LOVED Robbie. The problem was sex. They had cuddled, and stroked, but when Robbie had tried to suck and lap, she had pulled back. Against the background of the house in Boise, she could see her stern mother and father mouthing what she was sure was yet another "Nice girls don't" lecture. On the other hand, Puck, sitting on his haunches beside them with his long, glistening tongue hanging out, winked at her. Why did she feel as if she was about to wet her bed? Sleep caught her before the answer did.
It was day three, and the Bimbo Bread bag was almost empty.
It was 2:30, but this time the door of the T & A Salon burst open and an angry Robbie slammed it behind her. It was clear to Bobbi that she'd been crying. "What's the matter, sweetie?" She gave her friend a hug.
"I was fired!" Robbie wailed. "That Greg is such a Neanderthal! Just because I dropped the hammer on his head when I broke a nail," She held up her left hand with the nail of the index finger clearly decapitated to show what kind of nail she meant. "and just because I was having trouble lifting a 2x4 and it swung and knocked Jose into the nail bucket and Greg had to call the paramedics, he told me I couldn't be a carpenter anymore." She was bawling by now. "He...he...he said I was Larry, Moe, and Curly all rolled into one! What am I gonna do? I can't go home and tell Ellie I lost my j..j..job!"
Bobbi just kept patting Robbie on the back. She could Feel Robbie's breasts pressing against hers. *Must be a C cup by now,* she thought, *my size.* She pushed her friend away a bit and was shocked at just how much Robbie looked like her. *If I fixed her up, we could be twins with different colored hair.* her thoughts continued. *That's what I'll do!* "Come on, honey." She pulled Robbie once more toward The Chair. "Momma Bobbi will pamper you with The Works and that'll make you feel alllllll better. Ellie will just eat you up!" She was feeling a little wet "down there" herself.
By the end of the afternoon, the only difference between Robbie and Bobbi WAS hair color. Robbie's copper mane contrasted nicely with Bobbie's blonde, but both heads sported the same big hair style. Make up, outfits, and accessories were the same, though different colors. There was certainly no doubt that Robbie was all girl now. She even went home with a new job to start on Monday. She was going to be the new shampoo girl at the T & A Salon, and Bobbi would help her to become a hair stylist and cosmetologist just like her. Life was good!
On the way home, something made her turn her cute VW Beetle {Quick, what kind of car did Rob drive?} into the parking lot of the 7-11 ... which wasn't there. This didn't seem to phase her, and she left for home with three more loaves of Bimbo Bread, half-off this time because it was several days old. Robbie didn't mind; sandwiches were not in her plans.
Ellie was amazed and pleased with Robbie's new look, and she also noted the resemblance to Bobbi. She didn't mind the job change even though it meant less money. *I just know my curvaceous cutie will be able to comb, cut, curl, and color creatively with the best of them before very long!* she thought. They made gentle love again that night, but Ellie still couldn't get past the real sex thing. *Blast the bondage of my basically bland Boise background!* she swore mentally.
The next day was Friday. Robbie told Ellie that morning that she was aware of all that had happened to Rob and didn't care. "Being a girl is such fun," she told her, "and I do believe you and I are getting along much better than you and Rob ever did." She went on to assure her that she still had a lot of Rob in her - "The good things, darling; the things you married him for." She didn't think the time was right to tell Ellie that she still had Rob's desires for wild sex, although as a lesbian. *Tonight, after dinner*, she thought.
Ellie prayed silent thanks to God, The Wizard, and the makers of Bimbo Bread.
It was Ellie's day to visit her mother at the nursing home. Robbie told Ellie that she didn't think it would be a good idea for her to go along. While there was virtually no chance that the old lady would recognize Robbie as Rob, why take the chance. Mother Dauberowski had never liked Rob, and Ellie would just tell her that she had finally seen the light and kicked him out. (Ellie and Rob had met because of their same last names. It seemed like fate; like her heroine, Eleanor Roosevelt, Ellie wouldn't have to change her stationary.) Besides, Robbie said, she wanted to stay home and fix dinner for her. "I'm going to tantalize you with a totally tasty taste bud tempting turkey tonight." she gently teased her. She had noticed her life partner's penchant for alliteration, something Rob had never done. They both had a giggle fit.
The dinner was delicious. Robbie didn't tell Ellie that the dressing was made with a whole loaf of Bimbo Bread. She had looked in the mirror at her C cups, longed for D cups, and felt another helping was just the thing for her. She told her that she'd invited Bobbi for dinner, but that Bobbi had late appointments and would join them for after dinner drinks.
Dinner was wonderful, and Robbie finally had to tell Ellie that while her "compliments confirmed her culinary creativity," it was also true that "curtailing continuous compliments would contain her conscious conceit." Ellie surprised herself by playfully swatting Robbie on the cheek and telling her that there was such a thing as too much alliteration!
Bobbi arrived and the wine flowed. Soon Bobbi and Robbie were in just their garter belts and hose . Robbie's hose were held up by her tool belt garter belt, made with love for her by Ellie just the other day, and Bobbi had decided to be the cowboy with a six-gun belt garter belt. Robbie was wearing Rob's construction job hard hat and Bobbi had a pink Cowboy hat acquired last Halloween for the salon's costume party. *Damn!* thought Bobbi jealously as she glimpsed Robbie's new D cups for the first time, *HIS are bigger than mine!* And that was the last time any form of masculine nomenclature ever entered her mind in regard to her good girlfriend and soon-to-be lover, Robbie.
Oh, yes. Lovers. Robbie and Bobbi had taken off their panties because they were sopping wet! But what of Ellie?, you ask. Poor Ellie's panties were sopping too, but she was still fully dressed, locked into the vision of the Boise home and stern parents delivering the "Good girls don't..." lecture. Sweat was pouring off her forehead as the effects of the Bimbo Bread and her love and desire for Robbie and Bobbi warred within her mind with her frigid Boise cultural conditioning. Robbie and Bobbi guessed what was happening, hurt for their friend, but knew they'd done all they could do. They sat on either side of her and hugged her.
What could she do?! She had NEVER crossed her parents, ALWAYS been a good girl. What could she DO!? Then she looked at Puck of the glistening tongue; he winked at her again, and she Knew! SHE KNEW! *SIC 'EM!* she shouted and pointed at her parents. Puck leaped forward barking ferociously and her parents, with shocked expressions on their faces, turned and began to run. As they ran into the distance, the Boise house began to fade. When it vanished, Puck turned to her. Looking to her like a doggy version of The Wizard, he winked at her one last time before he, too, vanished. SHE WAS FREE! Robbie and Bobbi couldn't tell exactly what she was thinking, but they could guess from the totally sexual and lascivious expression that appeared on her face. What she was thinking was *I'm gonna be a BAD girl!* And this is when the expression appeared on her face, *And when I'm BAD, I'm gonna be VERY, VERY GOOD!* In Heaven ... well, her version of Heaven ... Mae West applauded.
Ellie leaped up from the couch and literally tore everything but her hose off her body. Her mind had opened, and her body began to change. Robbie and Bobbi had foreseen and prepared for this. They had guessed, and guessed right by the expression on their new lover's face, as she recognized what they handed her - a black leather cap and a studded black leather garter belt, both with the Harley-Davidson logo. Just right for a BAD girl, a bad girl with jet black big hair who otherwise looked just like her blonde and redheaded lovers. Three bimbos!
{Your modest and demure author has censored the wild sex scene that follows. Use your imaginations for Pete's sake!}
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Six months later The Wizard swung by Round Lake again. He sometimes liked to make follow up visits to see how his schemes had worked out. As he looked in his scrying glass, he was glad he had sold Ellie and Robbie the Bimbo Bread without the bimbo mentality ingredient. Robbie had used her extra two loaves well:
The T & A Salon had expanded to become a full service salon for the transgendered, and Maureen, Mo for short, one of the new bimbos, as well as Robbie now worked there with Bobbi. Mo was the soldier with platinum blonde big hair, a red sequin grenade garter belt, and a red sequin helmet with a white feather boa tail hanging from it.
Ellie had become the resident dominatrix and motorcycle repair woman. 'Nuff said.
Carrie, another new bimbo, had become the indian. She had jet black hair like Ellie's, but she had agreed to keep it in braids, a style Ellie would never use. She wore a war bonnet and had a garter belt she swore was made from "the scalps of the white eyes." Hers was the only hairdo that was not bimbo big hair, which was only right, as it set her apart as the lead singer of The Village Bimbos Their first album was due out next month on - surprise! - The Wizard label.
Maureen had been Rob's former boss, Greg, and Carrie was Greg's wife. Ellie had been friends with Carrie and knew that Carrie was having difficulties with Greg similar to hers with Rob. Bimbo bread to the rescue! While Carrie had given her new girlfriend the name Maureen, it was Robbie, remembering Greg's cruel "larry, Moe, and Curly" remark, who had christened "her" with the nickname Mo.
The strangest story was that of the Wizard's old friend who was now Gillie - Gillie Garambo, who the others referred to privately as the "HotchaGotcha Girl". "Gotcha" had gotten curious about his client Ellie's husband's mysterious disappearance. He feared foul play. When he confronted Ellie, she had not hesitated to tell him the truth, knowing he would believe her since he knew The Wizard. "Gotcha" confessed to Ellie that he was a closet transsexual. He asked if she had anymore of the Bimbo Bread because he would like to join their group. Fortunately there was some left, and Gillie became, of course, the policewoman with a policewoman's hat perched upon convention defying big purple bimbo hair. A purple nightstick hung from her policewoman's garter belt, and in addition to her law enforcement duties, she occasionally moonlighted working with Ellie.
The Wizard sighed with satisfaction. He loved it when a plan came together. * A scintillating sextet of sexily scrumptious successful songstresses* he thought, and then, *Oh, lord, it's contagious!*
END
Byron is a bastard. Will he become a good woman or a bitch? That remains to be seen - or read - but what we do know is that the author is lazy. Parts 1, 2, & 3 were posted on the Classic Big Closet site over a year and a half ago. Because it's been such a long time, she is re-posting slightly revised versions of 1 - 3 as well as the new part 4.
Byron is a bastard. Will he become a good woman or a bitch? That remains to be seen - or read.
Byron the Bastard
by Jezzi Stewart
©2004 Turn Right Productions
This story was conceived by the merging of two events in May of 2003. The first event was my rereading of H.G. Well's "The Island of Doctor Moreau" followed closely by the second which was a result of my cleaning out of my classroom closets prior to retirement after 37 years of teaching. I found material dating back to the '60's in those closets! A lot of it consisted of things I had acquired thinking to use them in class, then totally forgot about, and never used. One of those items was a copy of "True Love Stories" magazine from May, 1930. As I leafed through the magazine, it became apparent that it was close to crumbling to dust. There was no way I could save the whole magazine, but I had been impressed with the illustrations and decided to try to save them long enough to scan them. I eventually saved nine illustrations from five different stories. As I looked at them. an idea began to form. I printed each one on its own sheet of paper and began shuffling them around on my dining room table. After several shuffles, the story which you are about to read formed in my mind. Because there are nine pictures, "Byron the Bastard" will be posted in nine chapters, each inspired by one of them. I hope you enjoy it.
This is dedicated to my fellow authors and, I hope, my friends Angel O'Hare, Gwen Lavyril, and Maddy Bell, who have honored me by including me in their stories. You two are in this whether you like it or not! :-)
Part 1, December 24, 1933, Angel
It was christmas Eve, and as the taxi drew closer to the Bromley estate in suburban Wilmette, Angel could tell that her friend, Carol Bromley, was getting a bit nervous and she thought, *I hope to hell this works!*.
Carol's father, Alexander Bromley, was a self-made man. Born dirt poor in Oklahoma 1880, he had worked his way out west to Washington, where he was in a perfect position, at age twenty, to work his way north to Alaska and take advantage of the Gold Rush of 1901. He had not struck it rich, but like Levi Strauss before him in California, he had come up with something the miners desperately needed, a new and improved form of snowshoe, and made a fortune selling it. His snowshoes were smaller and lighter in weight than the traditional ones, and much easier for the miners to work in. It later turned out that his snowshoes worked equally well in sand, and he had increased his fortune by selling to the British and French in the desert regions of their empires. During The Great War, he had come up with a military version, which he manufactured and donated at no cost to the Allied forces, earning the praise of the British French, Russian (Angel, on a visit to Bromwood, the Bromley estate, had seen a picture of him displayed on the piano receiving a medal from the Czar.) and American governments. The shoes had been endorsed by none other than Lawrence of Arabia.
In 1910, Alexander had married the beautiful Sissy Rowland, heir to the Rowland seed grain fortune, and in 1913, Carol had been born. It was a difficult birth, and Sissy, it was found, could have no more children. The couple lavished all their love and money on Carol, but, unfortunately, Sissy never fully recovered from her daughter's birth and died in 1919, when carol was six. She was brought up after that by her father, who retired to do the job. Their joint grief over the loss of Sissy only strengthened the bond between the two, and Carol grew up as beautiful as her mother and with her father's intelligence and work ethic. Hence Carol's employment at Moreau Imports, even though she was heir to enough money to buy several European kingdoms.
Over the year and a half that twenty year old Carol had worked at Moreau Imports in Chicago's Rogers Park, the two young women had become good friends. Angel Moreau O'Hare was the grand-daughter of the founder of the company, which imported artifacts from the Far East, and had been working there since she graduated from high school, five years ago.
When Carol had started at the store, she had been a bright-eyed happy newlywed, and every other conversation was about how much she loved her apparently god-like husband, Byron, and how happy she was. It had been Byron this, and Byron that; it seemed as though the man had no faults.
They had decided to live, she told Angel, with her invalid father on the family estate because he needed her. It had been Byron's idea, she had stated proudly. She had wanted to buy a small home of their own close by, but he had convinced her that "father" needed them close at hand. Such a wonderful, caring man!
But five months after she started work, her beloved father had died. Angel had been by her side for three days straight to comfort her distraught friend, and had held her while she cried and threw the first handful of dirt into the open grave. Angel had thought at the time that it should have been her husband comforting Carol at this time, but when she looked over her friend's shoulder as the dirt rattled on the coffin six feet below, Byron was nowhere near. She finally spotted him over fifty feet away engaged in a heated conversation with a man she recognized as the Bromley family solicitor, Jack Flyer.
Carol had changed after the funeral. There was less and less talk about the wonderful Byron, and when Angel would mention happy times with her husband Bob and their twin daughters Teesee and Tammy, Carol would sigh and get a wistful look in her eyes. Angel suspected all was not well on the Bromley home front.
Today, though, there had been a change for the better. Carol had requested the morning off, and had come into the store at one o'clock beaming and humming "Away in the Manger" She told Angel she had the perfect Christmas gift for Byron, one that was going to make things all better. "I don't know if you've noticed," she opened up to Carol, "but I haven't been happy for quite awhile now. Byron used to compliment me and treat me like a princess, but since the funeral, nothing I do seems to be right. My feelings have been hurt, but I think the poor dear has been under a lot of stress. He claims he wants to buy us the house we talked about before marriage, but there seems to be a problem with Father's will and the sale of Bromwood. Uncle jack comes by often, and, while he is sweet Uncle Jack to me as he always has been, he seems cold to Byron and the two of them argue, mostly in places where I can't make out what they are saying. I love Bromwood, but was willing to give it up as it was way too large for just the two of us," here she smiled, "but now, my present will, I think, make Bromwood just right for us and relieve Byron of the stress connected with trying to sell it. I'm going to tell him on Christmas morning."
At that, Angel began to suspect the nature of the gift that Carol was talking about, and was not surprised when she finally couldn't contain herself any longer and, drawing her friend into a massive hug blurted, "Oh, Angel, the rabbit died; I'm PREGNANT! With twins Dr. Burrows thinks!" She danced her friend around the shop and, while Angel couldn't help being infected by her friend's joyous mood, she cringed as many a far Eastern antique came perilously close to becoming a pile of china or glass shards or broken pieces of wood on the salesroom floor.
Carol had invited Angel to come home to Bromwood with her after work for a girl's evening in of gossip and, of course, baby talk, and to help her decorate the house for Byron's arrival late that evening, and Angel had agreed. Angel's thought in the taxi that she hoped this pregnancy worked was sparked by the experience of a friend of hers, Sally. Sally had also thought that a baby would fix a marriage gone rocky, but the opposite had occurred, a divorce followed, and sally was trying to get by now as a single mother with a four year old. She was not about to rain on her friend's parade just yet, though, and tried to remain upbeat. "Honey, don't worry," she said, giving her friend yet another hug, "Byron is going to be thrilled!" *I hope* she thought to herself. The hug lasted until the taxi pulled into the driveway off Sheridan Road and stopped before the gates to Carol's estate.
In 1922, Howard Carter had discovered the virtually intact tomb of the Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamon, and the British Empire and the United States had been swept with a passion for all things of an ancient Egyptian nature. It was in 1923 that Alexander Bromley, caught up himself in the craze, had hired architects to design what was to become Bromwood, he and ten year old Carol's new home. As the taxi pulled up to the gates of the estate, Angel was once again awed by the massive facing statues of Ramses III that served as gateposts. The gates themselves were wrought iron with what Alexander had liked to call, tongue in cheek, the "Bromanhotep" cartouche designed by himself worked into each side. Carol exited the cab and, unlocking a plate in the chest of the right-hand Ramses, flipped a switch causing the gates to slowly open.
Fortunately or unfortunately depending on one's point of view, plans for the main house at Bromwood had been finalized before Alexander caught the Egyptian bug, and so was built not in the tradition of an ancient temple or pyramid. But it was still an impressive structure, almost a throwback to the imposing castles built by the Vanderbilts and Rockefellers of the latter half of the last century. Angel's family had not been poor, and she and her husband and children lived comfortably in the converted top two floors of the building that housed Moreau Imports, but she still felt a moment of awe every time she saw Bromwood House.
The cab driver dropped the two off at the front door, and Angel was surprised when Carol fumbled in her purse, pulled out a key, and let them into the house herself, rather than ringing the bell for the butler. Seeing her friend's confusion, Angel explained that their long time family butler and maid, a husband and wife team, had retired to florida a month ago. several new servants had been tried, but had not worked out. The way carol said that made Angel suspect that Byron was the reason, but she decided not to pry ... yet.
As soon as they were inside, Carol's mood brightened considerably, and the two girls were soon giggling and singing carols as they decorated the living room. They had it decorated to Carol's liking by 6:30pm, with Byron's gayly wrapped presents - "But not the BIG present!" Carol had giggled - piled artfully under the tree. But when Angel had made to go home, Carol urged her to stay and say hello to Byron, who was due to arrive at 7:00. Suspecting that there was more to this request than just socializing, she agreed to stay, and the two settled down with Coca-Colas to wait for Byron (Neither woman indulged in alcohol, even though the new 21st Amendment had at last repealed prohibition.)
7:00pm came and went, and so did 8:00pm and 9:00pm. Finally at 9:30, they heard a car screech to a halt out front and a few moments later the door was thrust open. Carol, a smile of both relief and greeting on her face had leaped up and run to the door, with Angel following behind at a slower pace. It should have been a happy romantic scene, the loving and lovely wife waiting to greet her darling handsome husband with her gorgeous best friend, happy for the two, looking on. Two-thirds of the participants looked their parts. Both women were dressed in elegant dresses, carol having decided sometime after 7:00 to change out of her work attire. She had insisted on loaning another elegant gown to Angel, since they were the same size. Angel had agreed, thinking that playing dress up would help pass the time and calm her friend a bit. In keeping with the season, Carol was in red and Angel in emerald green.
But then Byron actually entered the entrance hall. Angel would have been hard put to think of Byron at all as "darling", but she had always found him handsome. Under normal circumstances he was. Very. At a slender 5'10", he filled out a tuxedo nicely and, with his slicked back coal black hair, both women agreed he looked rather like the movie star Fred Astaire. Tonight, however, Byron's good looks were mitigated by a slight stagger in his walk; his suit was disheveled, and there was a scowl on his face. He reeked of cheap booze and just a hint, Angel thought, of a woman's perfume that wasn't Carol's.
No "I love you." No "You look lovely tonight, Dear." Not even a "Sorry I'm late, Honey." Instead Byron stared at his wife as if disgusted and asked in a surly voice, "Get paid today?"
A shocked Carol replied, "Why, yes..."
Before she could continue, Byron thrust out his hand and in the same surly voice demanded, "Give it here, then!"
Carol could only stutter, "Bu ... bu... but, Byron ..." Angel was speechless with shock.
Interrupting her again, Byron raised his right hand and advanced menacingly on his wife. He was almost shouting now. "Carol, give me your pay envelope, you stupid slut!"
Blanching and cringing slightly, Carol reached for her purse which was lying on the small end table by the door and, opening it, pulled out the envelope with her pay in it. She thrust it into Byron's hand and he turned without a word and made his way out, slamming the heavy door behind him. The start of an engine and the screech of tires finally seemed to release the two women and Angel moved quickly to catch the sobbing Carol in her arms.
Many tears later and a phone call to Bob explaining that Angel would be late, Angel put her friend to bed and reluctantly prepared to leave. She wanted to stay with her friend, and only agreed to leave when Carol called "Uncle" Jack.
Jack Flyer was a widower, and both of his sons were overseas, so he had no Christmas obligations. Indeed, Carol had invited him over for Christmas dinner the next day. He regarded Carol as the daughter he never had, so he was more than willing to come over and stay with her. He'd never liked that bastard, Byron!
Christmas morning found a somewhat bleary from lack of sleep Angel putting on a good front and laughing along with Bob as Tammy and TeeSee ripped through their Christmas presents. She had almost forgotten her friend Carol's plight, when the telephone rang. It was Jack, telling her that Carol was in Lake Forest hospital and in surgery.
Part 2, December 25 - 31, 1933, Carol
The closing front door left Carol alone. She had had to argue quite strongly in order to get Angel to leave before Jack arrived, but she was sure, she told her friend, that Byron was off somewhere drinking up her pay and wouldn't be back till morning. She wanted Angel to get home and get to sleep; she didn't want those two darling angels Tammy and Teesee to have a grumpy mother come Christmas morning.
No longer having to keep up appearances, Carol wandered back into the living room and collapsed into her special chair to the right of the fireplace. she didn't cry - She had cried herself out in the arms of her friend. - but her thoughts were in a whirl. How could Byron be like this? And on christmas eve, too? Her happiness at her condition had disappeared, replaced by apprehension. Would the Byron she had seen tonight rejoice with her over the news of their baby ... babies?
She loved Byron deeply, though, and soon began to make excuses for his behavior. It had been, after all, Christmas Eve. Glancing up at the big clock over the fireplace, she noted that it was now 12:05, Christmas morning. The clock was unique; set into a slab of gold bearing rock, it had been made for her father by a Yukon gold miner who attributed his striking it rich to her father's snowshoes. As it ticked away, Carol became calmer. Byron had probably stopped after work to toast the season with some of his friends and just got over enthusiastic, she rationalized. Everybody it seemed was drinking a lot these days, she thought, probably the result of the release of pent up desire after the repeal of prohibition. By the time she heard a car in the driveway, she had convinced herself that Byron had simply needed the money to pay back a friend who had lent him money to buy drinks. he would be his old self when he returned in the morning. She got up and went to the door to let Jack in.
It wasn't Jack. Byron walked in. He walked past her as if she didn't exist, went into the library and lifted the small statue of the Egyptian goddess Hathor in her cow form that rested on the fireplace's four inch thick granite mantle. The horns of the cows' heads of two anthropomorphic statues of Hathor supported the mantle, and the "Bromanhotep" cartouche was carved into it's front. This tableau surrounding the fireplace was the only concession to the Egyptian furor of the early twenties in the house. It was also a concession to the 18th amendment. The lifting of the statue caused the two flanking statues to pivot outward revealing a well stocked mini-bar on either side. It was not a coincidence that Hathor was the Egyptian goddess associated with alcoholic beverages.
Byron poured himself a tumbler of newly legal Canadian whiskey, downed it in one quick swallow, and refilled his glass. He walked over to his chair, to the left of the fireplace facing Carol's, set the drink down on the end table by it, and collapsed into it, all this without a word to carol. He picked up the glass and continued drinking. Carol sat opposite him, waiting. Nothing. No apology for earlier. Nothing. Thinking of the babies, she put aside her hurt feelings. She decided, quite wrongly as it turned out, to give Byron his big present ... their big present. In a conciliatory tone she started, "Byron, dear, I ..."
"What?!" he snapped
"I just thought," she continued, now nervously, "that you seemed so agitated earlier, and that you might want your christmas present a bit early. We can open the ones under the tree in the morning, but this one is special, and," she glanced at the clock, "it IS christmas."
Byron shook his head as if to clear his mind. "Christmas? he asked in a puzzled tone. Carol's heart sank. He had forgotten Christmas! But then he gave a thin smile. "yes, I suppose it is Christmas. well, let's have it! What is this special present?"
Carol got up, walked over to him and knelt before him. The firelight reflected off her red satin gown and revealed the depths of her green eyes, shaded by long luxurious lashes. In her kneeling position Byron could, had he cared to look, seen the milky white tops of her breasts gently rising and falling as she breathed. She radiated the message, "I am woman." Her scent was the scent of a woman in love. New maternal feelings caused her to glow. Any man would feel lust; a husband would, should, feel love ... but not Byron. It seemed only that his annoyance at being interrupted in his drinking was momentarily outweighed by his mild curiosity over this mysterious present his wife had gotten him. "Well? ..."
Carol rushed to get it out, the same thing she'd said to Angel. "Oh, Byron, the rabbit died!" When no response was forthcoming she glanced up, just in time to be almost knocked over as Byron abruptly stood up.
"What!? You don't mean..."
"Yes, I'm pregnant! Twins, most likely said Dr. Burrows!" Carol was glowing and smiling. Then she noticed, as she stood and tried to embrace him, that Byron wasn't smiling back.
"Damn!" was all he said. He turned from her and picked up his drink from the end table. Downing it in one gulp, he slammed the now empty glass down and began pacing in front of the fireplace. He acted as if Carol wasn't even there. She, her whole world in ruins at that moment, just stood there and began to silently cry. Byron finally noticed her and something faintly - very faintly - like concern crossed his face. He grabbed her arm and began to pull her from the library. "Let's go to bed." he muttered distractedly.
Carol's mind was in a confused shambles, all her happiness at Dr. Burrows' news gone for the moment as her grand Christmas plans for renewing their marriage collapsed. She slowly realized there was pain in her arm where Byron was gripping her and pulling her along at the same time. She really focused on his face for a moment and he was scowling. The first hints of fear appeared in her mind. As mean as Byron had been to her in the months since her father's death, he had never before hurt her physically. Where was Uncle Jack?
'Damn!' thought Jack, glancing at his watch as he wrestled with the spare from the trunk of the big Buick. 'What a time for a flat tire!' He was worried. While Carol hadn't said any more than that Byron had been drunk and had left her alone and she wanted company, he had thought he detected fear in her voice. When Carol had first introduced Byron to him months before their wedding, he had disliked the man on sight. Byron had been a perfect gentleman then, though, and he had put it down half seriously to jealousy at a stranger taking away "his little girl." He had tried to like Byron, for Carol's sake, as he saw how happy she was, but all of that changed at Alexander's funeral.
Jack had met Alexander in the Yukon when both had been young men. He had set Alexander's broken arm, and Alex had paid him with a pair of his new snowshoes. The two had become fast friends. They had lost track of each other when jack had left the Yukon to undertake the courting of the woman who would become his wife, but both had been overjoyed years later to find that the other was also in Chicago.
Alex and Sissy were both remarkably healthy and there had been no need of a doctor until Sissy began to experience problems during her pregnancy. A look in the phone book turned up the name "Dr. Jack Flyer". could it be? Yes! The two friends were reunited and Jack delivered Carol. He had also tended the dying Sissy. As a widower himself, he was able to help his old friend through his grief, and it helped that he had also become a lawyer during the intervening years and could deal with all the legal as well as the medical problems surrounding the death. This gave Alex and Carol time to help each other deal with their grief over losing wife and mother. He truly did think of Carol as as much his little girl as Alexander's, and knew that she did indeed love her "Uncle Jack".
He had not expected to have to reprise his role as chief comforter when Alexander died, believing that role to now be Byron's. Thus he was surprised when at the funeral, Byron had dragged him away from the grave site to ask about selling Bromwood. He had looked over and saw that fortunately there was a young woman comforting Carol. He had sharply told Byron to return to his wife and that they would talk at a more appropriate time. He, as executor of Alexander's estate, would be calling soon to arrange for the reading of the will. Later Carol had introduced him to Angel; her he had liked on sight.
Not surprisingly, the will left everything to Carol. While these were the 1930's and not the bad old days when a woman's property automatically became her husbands, the laws of the state of Illinois - Privately Jack believed chicago should secede from the rest of the state and become its own state. - did give Byron some rights in regard to it. It became increasingly clear to Jack that Byron wanted to sell Bromwood. The man was a male gold digger, a gigolo! He could not bring himself to confront Carol about this, though, and destroy her happiness. However, when he had received her call a short while ago, all his ill feelings about Byron had crystalized and it was with a sense of urgency and dread that he had thrown on some old clothes, jumped in the Buick, and headed for Bromwood. He had automatically grabbed his physicians' bag and thrown it into the front seat alongside himself.
As he was recapping all this in his mind he was also finishing the changing of the Buick's right front tire. He picked up the journey to Bromwood just as Byron pulled carol through the door into their bedroom.
"Byron, you're hurting me!" exclaimed Carol, as he dragged her through the bedroom door. She was really crying now. As he pulled her to the bed, she glanced in the mirror and noted that there were no black streaks. 'This new waterproof mascara really works!' was her odd thought, as her mind tried to cope with the serious things that were happening. Looking back to Byron she saw that his scowl had deepened and his face was red with anger.
"You little bitch!" he snarled at her; "You have to go and ruin everything!"
She cringed. "I thought you'd be pleased, Byron. Our children! You wouldn't have to worry about selling the house; we'd need it with our children."
Then the unkindest cut of all. "Our children? How do I know the brats are mine, you slut!" And he slapped her. Hard.
The slap sent Carol reeling backwards. Her heel caught on her satin bed slippers lying on the floor. She fell, first across the night stand, which caught her in the stomach, knocking the wind out of her, then hitting her head on the hard wood of the bed side rail. She looked up at the red angry face of the man she still loved. "I love you so much, Byron, but I swear to God that's the last time you'll ever hit me!" she managed to get out as the blackness closed in.
Carol awoke and knew immediately where she was. The smell had been with her almost constantly in the months that her father was dying. she was in a hospital. She opened her eyes and saw Jack sitting beside the bed along with Dr. Burrows. "Uncle Jack! The babies ...?" she managed to get out. The darkness descended again as she saw the sad look on both doctors' faces.
When she next awoke, it was Angel looking down at her. "Damn, girl, you look like shit!" was Angel's comment.
Angel's completely uncharacteristic comment had the desired effect, and Carol burst out laughing as Angel pulled her into a very careful and very gentle hug. Then came the tears. Then Jack was there again. She felt a prick on her arm, and blackness returned.
The next time she awoke, Angel was there again and helped her stand and shakily make her way to the bathroom. Carol found she was able to function, although there was an ache in her heart. She let Angel get her dressed and do her hair and makeup to be presentable for Uncle Jack. He might be her Uncle, but he was still a man and she didn't want him to see her looking disheveled. She knew. of course, that he had seen her looking a mess while she had been unconscious, but that was different. She was sitting up in bed, with Angel in the chair by her side when Jack came in. He thought she had never looked prettier, until he noted the sadness in her eyes.
Her only questions were "What happened?" and "Where's Byron?"
Jack explained: When he had finally arrived at Bromwood, he had entered only to be passed by an exiting Byron. Realizing that something bad must have happened, he rushed through the house, first to the library, where he noted the open bar, the two-thirds empty whisky bottle, and Byron's empty glass, and then to the bedroom, where he discovered Carol unconscious and bleeding profusely from what he quickly determined was just a scalp wound. Fortunately he had automatically grabbed his bag from the front seat of the Buick and brought it in with him. He had stopped the bleeding and checked her vital signs, but couldn't get her to regain consciousness. He called Lake Forest hospital and Dr. Burrows. Then, finding her number in Carol's personal phone directory that he had found in her night stand, he called Angel. Then, he told Carol, he had sat with her head in his lap till the ambulance arrived, singing her every lullaby he knew.
He continued the singing for several hours at the hospital, he continued, till Angel had arrived. The staff, he chuckled, were overjoyed to see Angel as she had a much better singing voice than him. This, too, like Angel's previous comment, got a laugh from carol, with the added benefit of a hug.
Byron, Jack went on, was in police custody, picked up for drunk driving. What the hell, he asked, had happened?
Carol lied. She said Byron had tried to hug her and, because he had reeked of liquor, she had backed away, catching her heel on her bedroom slippers and fell. Jack reluctantly accepted the story and left at her request to deal with a, he hoped, VERY hung over Byron and the police. Carol suspected he didn't believe her, but knew he would accept her story, at least for now.
She told the truth to Angel. She didn't know how she felt about Byron. Hate, certainly; he had cost her her babies, after all, and she and Angel spent a good deal of time crying about that, but she still loved him and wondered if there was a way to deal with him short of divorce. Angel agreed about divorce, but had no such reservations; to her, simple divorce was too good for Byron. He needed to be punished!
Carol agreed, but added that he needed to be rehabilitated, too. What could they do? Angel, remembering a locked trunk in the attic of her and Bob's building, thought she might have a solution. The trunk had belonged to her great-uncle, the infamous Dr. Moreau. Listening to Angel, Carol, seeing the evil smile on her friend's face, thought briefly that if Byron could see that smile, he would leave Chicago as fast as he could. She smiled, too.
to be continued
The TG starts in part 3, I promise.
Byron made a big mistake pissing off the granddaughter of Dr. Moreau. ... and what about Bob?
Byron the Bastard
by Jezzi Stewart
©2004 Turn Right Productions
Since I started this, I have also uncovered among my salvaged school materials several Montgomery Ward catalogs from the early '30's, so there will be more illustrations. Each chapter will, however, continue to be built around one of the original nine illustrations from "True Love Stories" of May, 1930.
This is dedicated to my fellow authors and, I hope, my friends Angel O'Hare and Maddy Bell, who have honored me by including me in their stories. You two are in this whether you like it or not! :-)
Part 3; January 1 - April 1, 1934; Angel
Over the next several days, Carol recuperated, first in the hospital and then at home. Byron was serving 90 days in the cook county Jail for public drunkenness and drunk driving. Only Angel knew the truth about what he had done, and it was consistent with her evolving plan for him that he have this little "vacation". Now all she had to do was convince Carol.
It was 10:00am on New Years Day, and Carol was sitting up in bed when Angel came in to her bedroom at Bromwood. She set the tea tray she had brought down on the night stand and took a good look at her friend. "Well. it's about damn time!" she said, hands on hips.
Carol looked good. For the first time since she'd awakened in Lake Forest Hospital, she had taken the trouble to fix herself up. She had done her hair in an attractive style and had even used some makeup. She was dressed very prettily in a pink nighty. She looked a sweet confection with a pastel blue bedspread surrounding her and propped up by pastel blue pillows. "And a fine good New Years morning to you, too, Miss Grumpy." she said to her friend laughingly, and Angel flushed guiltily. Then she turned serious. "1933 was such a horrible year for everyone in so many ways, and, of course, for me personally at the end, that 1934 just has to be better. I just decided to take President Roosevelt's words to heart, 'We have nothing to fear but fear itself.'" She noticed Angel still standing and smiled again. "Here, come sit by me and fix us the tea."
Angel moved to do so. She fixed Earl Gray for herself, plain, and green tea for Carol, two sugars, as she liked it. They sipped in silence for a moment, broken finally by Angel. "Well, I'm very glad to see my good girlfriend back." she started. "Jack and I ... all your friends ... were worried about you. How do you feel now about the ..." And she glanced at her friend's tummy, leaving the rest of the question unspoken.
Angel watched as Carol's smile disappeared. Her mouth didn't slide all the way into a frown, though, she noted with relief. "The babies?" Carol asked. "I feel sad, of course, but not so bad as I would if they had been more developed. And I am SO angry at Byron!" She began to get herself worked up. "That bastard! Do you know, Angel, that he had the nerve to call me from jail last night and apologize ... and then ask me to get him out!? Angel, he murdered my babies!" She broke into tears, apparently more upset about the loss of the babies than she had thought. "An...and I still love him. Ohmygawd, Angel, what am I going to do about Byron?"
This was what Angel had been waiting for, and while holding her friends hand, she took advantage of the question. "What if you could teach him a lesson, Carol? A REAL lesson. what if you could make him walk a mile in your shoes ... your high heeled shoes!" She watched as confusion replaced anger on her friend's face.
"M...my shoes?" And then there was an abrupt switch to giggles. "And my dress ... with lipstick? Oh, wouldn't he look silly! Are you saying we dress him up like a girl? And take some pictures, maybe? Are you suggesting blackmail? Oh, he's the right size, not too big; he might even be cute!"
Angel giggled too. She knew Carol loved her giggling; most people did. She didn't know why, but it had sort of become her trademark, and she had learned to use it to her advantage. Soon the two women were giggling in unison, one innocently, the other deliberately to get her friend in the right mood. Finally when she knew she'd put carol in a receptive mood, Angel began. "Oh, Carol, she said between giggles, "he WOULD look sooo funny, but that's not what I meant. We might have a hold over "her" for awhile but there're too many chances "he" might find a way out, and get us in trouble to boot. Besides, while we might get our revenge, he wouldn't learn anything; he'd be resentful and constantly plotting escape. We need a way for "her" to be completely dependent on us for his return to manhood - although you may not want "him" back if my plan works.
"Of course I'll want him back!" said carol indignantly. "He's my husband and I do still love him." Then she giggled. "But I wouldn't mind if he endured a little girlishness first - like a period or two!" Both girls laughed, but Angel could see that carol was puzzled. "But how can we get him in the position you mentioned?" she asked. "We can't actually turn him into a girl."
"Oh, no?" Angel smiled. "Look," she said, "you still need to rest. Why don't you come to my place tomorrow around noon. Bob will be working downstairs and I'll send Tammy and TeeSee to my cousin for the day. We'll do lunch and I'll explain a little more what I have in mind for your ... husband. 'Let Carol wonder for awhile about that pause before 'husband'.' she thought. She fluffed Carol's pillows for her, kissed her on the forehead, and picked up the tea things. Carol was already snoring softly as Angel left the room. She left a book on the night stand along with a note. The note read:
Carol,
Have you read Mr. H.G. Well's book, "The Island of Doctor Moreau"? If not, or to refresh your memory, I'm leaving you a copy. It's relatively short; read it before you come tomorrow. Trust me.
Huggles, girl. Angel.
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The next day, Angel sat in her living room waiting for the doorbell to signal carol's arrival. She was dressed rather casually in a rose print shirtwaist. A medium sized victorian looking chest, approximately eighteen inches long and deep and about a foot wide rested on top of the coffee table. A split second before the doorbell rang, she got up to go answer the door. 'I must be a bit psychic.' she thought.
When she opened the door, she was once again pleased to see that her friend's appearance was back up to it's pre-Christmas standard. Carol was wearing an ankle length brown wool coat with matching gloves and hat; the hat had a little mesh veil to add a touch of extra femininity. She took off the coat revealing a brown business suit and matching pumps, and she looked very professional; the look was softened by a spray of white ruffles at her throat and wrists. "Why so formal this morning?" Angel asked, as she led her into the living room.
Carol explained that she was going to the Cook County Jail to see Byron for the first time later in the afternoon. "I want him to know that while I'm a woman and his wife" - She held up her hand so Angel could see she was still wearing her wedding ring. - I'm not going to take any more abuse from him!" She stated angrily as the two seated themselves. The trunk was positioned so that when it's lid was lifted both would be able to see inside.
"You may want to rethink your presentation for Byron after you've heard and seen mine." said Angel. "Did you read the book?"
Carol frowned. "yes, but what could that have to do with Byron? You certainly can't mean we should change him to a woman by putting him through such surgery as is mentioned in the book! That is all fiction. I've read others of Mr. Wells' books - Martians, time travel, changing animals into people; he has quite an imagination, your Mr. Wells, but a true story? Never." She paused. "besides, I could never put Byron through such pain as Dr. Moreau inflicted."
"It is true." Carol smiled and looked up expecting her friend to be smiling, but she wasn't. Angel continued. "The island was and is real. Dr. Moreau was real as well as his sadistic experiments. He did indeed, through surgical vivisection, create the semi-human monsters described in the book. Edward Prendick, although that is not his real name, was real, and his nephew did tell a real story to Mr. H.G. Wells. I know, because Dr. Moreau was my great uncle and his brother, my grandfather. His son, my father, started Moreau imports. He passed on to me his father's story as well as his legacy, the trunk you see before you."
Carol was shocked. "Bu ... but no brother was mentioned in the book."
"Dr. Moreau and my grandfather, also Dr. Moreau, Bernard to his Frederick, had a falling out before Mr. Prendick arrived on the island, a falling out of such dimensions that I am not surprised that Frederick did not mention his brother to him. You see, my grandfather was sickened by the pain inflicted by his brother upon the helpless animals of the island; he believed that what his brother was trying to achieve by surgery, he could achieve with much less pain by chemical means. He retreated to the caves beneath the islands, established his laboratory, and conducted his own experiments. Ultimately he was much more successful than his brother." Here Angel lifted the lid of the trunk.
The top of the interior of the trunk was a tray divided into twenty-seven two by four inch compartments. About two-thirds of the compartments held two two inch diameter cork stoppered blue glass bottles, and the rest held four one inch diameter bottles of the same color; all the bottles were approximately three and a half inches tall, the stoppers increasing their height to four inches. There were hand written labels on some of the bottles, typed labels on others. There were three empty compartments, dust circles on the bottom showing each had contained two bottles. Angel Spoke. "There is another identical tray beneath this one. the bottom of the trunk is filled with my great uncle's journals and medical notes and my father's journal."
Carol giggled nervously. "Love potions, Angel?" ...
In pissing off the niece of Dr. Moreau, he picked the wrong woman ... and what about Bob?
... Angel didn't crack a smile. "Some, partially, yes. These potions - well, they're really called elixirs - developed by my grandfather can do to animals what my great uncle did by means of surgery, with much less pain and a very much higher survival rate." She paused. "To animals ... and people." Carol,..." She looked straight into her friend's eyes. "...The elixirs in these bottles in the top tray can change a person's sex, male to female, female to male."
"You can't mean it!" said a shocked Carol. "Give Byron a ... well, a ... you know? ... And breasts? That's impossible!" Then she giggled again. "It sure would make a funny looking Byron! Oh, you're just having a joke with me, aren't you?"
"Not at all." Angel replied seriously. "And no, "she" wouldn't look funny; she will look like Byron would look if he had been born female - like Byron's fraternal twin sister, so to speak. Carol, I'm not joking, I'm not being silly. My grandfather's elixirs work! I know because I've used them.
She watched Carol's eyes get big. "Y ... you used to be a man?"
Angel laughed a little at that. Grabbing recessed handles, she pulled out both trays and set them on the other end of the coffee table. She reached in and pulled out a fairly new volume that looked like a photo album. She opened the album to the last page that had pictures attached. "Look at the Kodaks." She told her friend; "Work through toward the front."
Carol looked at the first pic. "You, Bob, Tammy, TeeSee, ... and Byron!" she commented in surprise. "I remember; I took this last July when we went to the zoo together. It was right before my father died."
"Keep looking."
On the next page were pictures of Angel and her family, the earliest being of Angel and Bob with Angel holding baby Tammy. Next came wedding pictures and a picture of Bob and Angel sitting at a table in a fancy restaurant; Bob was holding out a ring box to Angel, and a smiling Angel was reaching to take the ring. But then the pictures changed. on the next page were Kodaks of Angel and a girl Carol didn't recognize, but who looked familiar. The two were kissing - not air kiss kiss girlfriend style but deeply, passionately, lovers style! "Who? ... what?" Angel could tell carol was shocked, and just motioned her friend to keep going. The remainder of the pics were of the two women happily doing all sorts of activities that normally a dating couple would do together.
"That's my 'friend' Jez; look closely at her, Carol." Angel told her. "Who does she resemble?" She watched her friend's eyes get big and her mouth drop open as she realized the truth.
"Bob! ... His sister?" asked Carol, hopefully, but knowing she was wrong.
"Carol," started Angel, leaning forward in a confidential manner, "you've become my best friend, and you have a problem. I think I know how to help you solve it, but you have to believe first. I've never told anyone this, and I promised Bob I never would. Having heard about Byron and you from me, he's made a special exception for you. You must promise never to tell anyone what you're about to hear. That might prove hard. can you?"
A confused Carol just nodded. then she, as angel had hoped, pulled herself together and gave an emphatic "Yes!" She paused and then went on. "I feel as if you're my best friend, too, Angel. There's Uncle Jack, but he's more like my step-father and, besides, he's a man. I don't know what I'd have done without you this past year, and here you are now, doing your best to help me again. Of course, Yes.
Now it was Angel's turn to nod, and she continued. "When I was eighteen, Caro, I committed a sin, the sin of falling in love with my best friend Jez - really Jezebel, but she NEVER used that - who happened to be another girl. To my surprise, I learned that she felt the same about me. The process was, as you might imagine, not simple, and I won't spell out the angst ridden details. The bottom, tragic, line though was that neither of us was a lesbian. There seemed no acceptable way for Jez and I to consummate our love privately, let alone go public with it. We both sank into depressions, Jez more so than I."
Angel paused, held up her empty teacup and gave carol a questioning look. Carol nodded, and Angel refreshed their cups.
"Jez and I had been best friends since we were about four when Jez's family moved into Rogers Park. When my Dad went off to fight in the Great War, he took me aside and showed me the trunk and explained everything. My mom was already dead, and I suppose he thought I, as I might become the only remaining direct descendant, ought to know. I was only nine, so I didn't understand a lot of what he said, but the important thing was I knew what the elixirs could do and that the journals and records about them were also in the trunk, ready for when I was older. Here's the thing, I promised my Dad I wouldn't tell anyone, but I lied. Within a day, I had told Jez. Beginning to see where this is going?
Since Carol just held up her hands and shook her head no, Angel continued. "As I've told you, my dad never did come back from the Great War. I have his posthumous Croix de Guerre, but I would rather have had him. He was an only child, so my Aunt Gwen on my mother's side moved from California to take care of me and run the business. She didn't know about the trunk, and I never told her. She loved me, still does and it's mutual, but she never did adapt well to Chicago weather. When I turned twenty-one and she had taught Jez and I, for we were going into business together, all she knew about running Moreau Imports, she Moved back to California. We exchange monthly letters, and she came back to give me away at Bob and my wedding..." She paused and took a deep breath. "... which brings us back to Bob."
"As I said, Jez was the more depressed over our situation of the two of us. To make a long story short, One day, after being gone for a week on business, I walked into my bedroom to find a man who could have been Jez's twin brother sitting on the bed in his underwear. He simply held out his arms to me. I knew immediately what had been done. No words needed to be spoken ... then. I started shucking my clothes at the door and was naked as a jay bird by the time I reached him; by that time, he was minus his undies. We made grand glorious love for a whole day straight." She smiled a soft smile, remembering. "After about an hour, in a snuggle break, he spoke. 'Hi, I'm Bob.' he said, and I swear, if we'd been in position to do so, I think he would have stuck his hand out for a handshake. He kissed me instead and that led to another round. During the next snuggle break, I said, 'Bob?' and he just said, 'Yep, Bob.' My spouse never has explained how he got from Jez to Bob, but he did explain, the next day, how Jez became Bob."
Carol put her hand up in a "stop" gesture. "Oh, my, Angel, I believe I need something stronger than tea!" she said, shaking her head. Since neither woman, nor Bob, for that matter, drank alcohol, Angel could see that her friend was really shook up and needed a break. Angel went to the kitchen and retrieved a bottle of Canadian Club whiskey from its hiding place beneath the removable bottom of the under sink cabinet. It had been there since Bob and her anniversary party three years ago when a Canadian guest had smuggled it in as a gift for them. It had never been opened, but Angel could not imagine that there would ever be a better time. Her quirky sense of humor came to the fore and she poured the liquor into Tammy and TeeSee's matching Radio Orphan Annie Ovaltine mugs. she put the mugs on a tray and started for the living room. before she got to the door she paused, turned and grabbed the bottle. Radio Orphan Annie might very well have to broadcast more than once, she thought.
She was right. Carol threw her mug back and offered it for another hit before Angel was fully seated. Angel waited for her friend to finish coughing and then, sipping her drink, returned to her story. " Bob told me that Jez, about two months before my business trip, had decided to kill herself, that she felt there was no hope for us. That scared me badly, but I hid it and continued listening. While she was trying to decide how to do it, he said, she remembered my grandfather's trunk, and my father's long ago story of what it could do. Desperate, and grabbing at any straw, she went one night when I was out down to the basement, where the trunk was kept, jimmied it open, and found what you see before you, Carol. She read my grandfather's and my father's journals and medical notes, and decided with a calmness born of 'nothing left to lose' - to use her phrase - to turn herself into a man, a man who could then become my husband. ... And it worked."
Reaching into the trunk. Angel removed one of the bottles from a two bottle compartment. Handing it to Carol, she continued. "The elixir in this bottle prepares the body for the changes it will undergo. It has to be taken sixty days before the next bottle, which will initiate the actual changes. Jez had to add a Teaspoon of her blood to the second bottle 24 hours before drinking it, and Bob told me that getting that blood was by far the hardest part for her. The actual changes take several hours to complete. Bob says Jez simply went to sleep, and he woke up. He felt like he had the mother of all hangovers, his legs and underarms were still smooth shaven, his hair was still in Jez style, and, like the blonde she was, he told me smiling, Jez had forgotten to provide male clothes. His height and weight hadn't changed much, though, so he was still able to fit into Jez's clothes. He told me he actually had to cross dress like a girl to go out and buy himself some male clothing. Getting a haircut was the most embarrassing thing he said, as the barber he went to kept teasing "her" about being a tomboy. And you know the rest. We concocted a story about Jez leaving for Europe for her health, while her twin brother had come to chicago to take over her end of Moreau Imports. Most of our friends were secretly, I think, a little relieved because they suspected, as one admitted to me, that Jez and my relationship was becoming 'a bit unusual'. One of my father's friends who had taken a protective liking to me - sort of like your "Uncle" Jack - and had kept in touch with me through the years was in some shady businesses, worked with Capone I think, and he was able to get Bob a birth certificate. We married two months after the change." She shrugged, indicating that that was the end of the story.
"WOW!" was all Carol could manage. She held out her Ovaltine mug for a third hit of Canadian Club. Both women sipped their whiskey in silence for a moment. Finally Carol commented. "I would never have suspected, Angel; Bob doesn't act the least bit effeminate."
"It wasn't easy for him, Caro." Angel replied. "He had to unlearn all Jez's feminine mannerisms, and Jez was a very feminine woman. He misses her, too, as do I. You mustn't tell a soul, but every once in awhile, if it becomes too much for him, he dresses and makes up as Jez, and we go out as two girlfriends for dinner or dancing." She laughed. "One time we ran into my father's friend who had gotten the birth certificate for Bob at a jazz club; he danced with Jez and never suspected a thing! Tammy and TeeSee have even met their "Aunt Jez", although they don't know that she's also daddy yet; we'll tell them when they are a bit older and better able to keep secrets. Now that you know, you'll have to meet Jez sometime. You and Bob get along well, and I'm sure he won't mind. As I said, he knows I'm telling you all this."
"I think I will really enjoy that!" laughed Carol, and then continued, shaking her head. "I believe you, Dear Friend, but you gotta admit this is really wild. And we can do this to Byron? What about changing her back to him? I don't want my husband a woman permanently. I have no intention of becoming a lesbian."
"I don't think you could, dear; I think they are born, not made. But, yes," Angel said to give her friend peace of mind, "'she' can be changed back. Bob and I used two more of the elixir sets to change a male dog to female and back. We had a vet examine the dog after each transformation. No complications at all."
"Still," said Carol, "I'd want Uncle Jack in on it."
Angel was delighted that her friends statement indicated that she accepted turning that bastard into a woman, but was concerned about involving a third- party - well fourth, since Bob was included. "Do you think that's wise?" she asked.
"Jack Flier was my father's best friend, and those two shared some wild adventures. He's very open minded, and he very much dislikes Byron, so I don't think there will be any problems getting him to believe and help, Ange. You'll have to get to know him better and let him tell you some of his stories." She giggled. ("Oh, no," thought Angel, "Is that my influence or the liquor's?") Maybe I'll have You and 'Jez' and Jack over for a small gathering after Byron is transformed. Miss New Girl can practice the feminine skills we will, I'm sure, (Angel grinned at carol's evil grin.) have a great deal of fun teaching 'her'. I can get to know Jez, and Jack can tell us some tales and you can get to know him." The grin and giggles disappeared. "Seriously, having both a physician and a lawyer in on this will, I think, be a big help." Switching gears, she asked, "What do the four smaller bottles do?"
Angel shook her head, looking at the now one-third empty whiskey bottle, which was a little blurry. "No more of this!" she said before answering Carol's question. She grabbed the bottle and stood up - carefully. "Do you mind?"
Carol, who, having had one more drink than her friend, was afraid she wouldn't be able to stand up, waved her away with a "No, not at all."
At the door to the kitchen, Angel turned back. "Remind me when you leave," she said grinning, "that I need to rinse these mugs before Tammy and TeeSee get home. I'll bring us a couple of Coca-Colas" And she hid the bottle back under the sink, even though it no longer needed to be hidden. "Out of sight; out of mind." she thought.
She returned with the Coca-Colas, and after settling down again. Finally answered her friend's question. "I don't know what they do for a fact, as Jez didn't use any and at the time we didn't see a point to trying them on the dog, although looking back on it, we probably should have. What they are supposed to do is to initiate mental changes to go along with the physical ones. They are submissive feminine, submissive masculine, dominant feminine, and dominant masculine. A full dose of subfemme ..." Here Angel copied her girlfriend's earlier evil grin. "... supposedly will make 'Byronia' your eager sex slave and ...."
Carol pulled herself up straight. "Angel, NO!" she interrupted sharply, surprising her friend. "Let's get one thing straight. I know you don't like Byron; you certainly have no reason to. I don't like him much at the moment. But he IS my husband, and I DO love him. I don't mind teaching him a lesson, and I don't mind if we have some fun at 'her' expense while we are doing it; he deserves it. But I don't want a slave, sex or otherwise. I want a temporary girlfriend, I guess. She'll have enough trouble adjusting, without being mentally sandbagged as well. The fact that we are her only way back to manhood should be enough to keep her in line and get her to learn the lessons we want 'him' to learn!
Angel held up her hands in a compliant gesture. 'Wow,' she thought, 'a feisty side to my friend!' "OK," she said. "It was just a thought. Wouldn't hurt to fantasize about it though; Byron in a cute little nighty, begging you to, well, you know..."
Carol giggled. 'I wonder if this inane giggling is Angel's influence or the liquor's?' she thought. "OK," she said. "I must admit fantasizing about it DOES sound fun, but that's all!... Destroy that bottle of hooch, Ange; that's EVIL stuff!" And she started giggling again, as did Angel. Byron, permed and made up, in a pink, really really feminine nighty doing, well, you know ...!
After pulling herself together, and seeing that Carol had as well, Angel said, "Seriously Caro, Dad's notes said a small dose of sub elixir would just help the transformee accept his/her necessary changes for her/his new role better. Just think about it. Now, getting down to business, despite what I said earlier, I now think you should stick to you original plan for visiting Byron. That suit suits you and your plan very well, by the way." she added as an aside, and giggled. 'NO more Canadian Club EVER!' she thought. "Make him think you really will divorce him!" Can you bring him anything? Any food?" she asked, getting an idea.
"Candy bars and stuff." Answered Carol. "Why? I didn't bring him anything today; I was too angry with him."
"Don't worry about it today, hon," Angel replied. Next time you'll bring him something that will make him sick - sick enough that he'll need a doctor. That'll be our excuse to get Jack into see him; he can administer the first bottle of elixir and Byron can unknowingly be preparing for womanhood while he's finishing his sentence. At the same time, we can be fixing up a really girly-girl room at your place for our new little doll. Won't that be fun! We'll have to get a few outfits for our newbie, but then we'll introduce her to the joys of SHOPPING! Too bad we can't age regress 'her'. Wouldn't you love to have an adorable little Shirley Temple look alike to play with?"
Carol out and out laughed as she got up - carefully - to gather her things. "My dear girl, you are EVIL. It's a good thing for 'Byronia' - we'll have to come up with a better name, but we can wait on that. - that I'll be around to balance you!"
Handing Carol her purse, Angel put her hand on her friend's shoulder. "Becoming your daughter would be justice served, Caro." she told her seriously. "Remember, if you start getting cold feet, what that bastard cost you!"
Carol pulled her friend into a hug. "I do, Ange, and I will!" she promised. "I'll call Jack as soon as I get home and get him to call you. You and he can set a time for him to come over and get "The Explanation" - without the Canadian Club, though, I think." She grinned. "Oh, don't forget to rinse out the mugs;" she said as she left. "The Ovaltine people are probably getting psychic headaches because of their abuse!"
After Carol left, Angel sat down and realized the buzz from the hooch was being replaced by a king sized headache, She got up, went to the kitchen, washed out the mugs, and then retrieved the bottle of Canadian Club from its hiding place. she poured the remaining contents down the drain. 'It makes you feel too good before it makes you feel bad.' she thought.
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In the ensuing weeks and months, the two friend's plans were put into effect. Jack proved surprisingly easy to convince. Angel supposed Carol had been telling the truth about his interesting life and looked forward to hearing his stories and getting to know him better. Byron, made sick by a doctored Baby Ruth Carol gave him, called for a doctor, and the police, notified by Carol that Jack was Byron's doctor, called him. He administered the first elixir by means of a shot in Byron's rear. Jack used a dull needle. By the time Byron's sentence was up at the end of March, all was in readiness at Bromwood.
Byron was tired as he walked through the front door of Bromwood House for the first time in three months. His hair was about two inches longer, down below his ears, almost to his jaw line and below his collar tickling his back in back; he had wanted to get a haircut from the prison barber, but Carol had convinced him that prison barbers were butchers and that he should wait and go to his own barber. His suit had obviously not been properly cared for while under the control of the prison authorities, and he looked quite disheveled. There was no "You bitch!" with threatening gestures about him now. While he definitely was looking forward to sex with Carol, who seemed to have forgiven him, he decided it could wait till tomorrow. Little did he realize that it would be a lot longer than that, if ever. Carol helped him undress in her room and get into herf bed. She went down stairs and quickly brought back a hot toddy for him; it was laced with the contents of the second bottle of elixir. Jack had drawn the necessary blood from Byron on his last prison visit, and carol had kept it refrigerated till yesterday.
After Byron had slipped into the elixir induced sleep, Angel, who had been in the next room waiting, came in and joined Carol. She sure as hell wasn't going to miss this. Soon it began. "Look!" exclaimed Carol, who was sitting on the edge of the bed and noticed the changes first, "The subfemme elixir is working even as SHE sleeps!" Angel got up from her chair to look just as Byron's facial features began to soften and change, skin clearing, lips getting fuller, nose smaller with just a bit of cute little upturn, cheekbones more prominent. "Ohmygawd, she's going to be a beauty!" said Carol, in awe.
"Jealous already?" teased Angel.
That succeeded in lightening the mood. "Oh, you!" laughed Carol, punching her friend playfully on the arm. "Go get Jack and Bob; they wanted to see this happening too. They're in the library; Jack's probably already raided the bar. I'm sure poor Hathor will really be glad to have Jack around now that everyone ..." She glanced at the changing Byron. "... in this household will be teetotalers. He'll be her only worshipper."
Angel laughed and left to get the two men. Jack's interest was medical although he was human enough to want to see Byron get hi ... er, hers, also. Bob had, of course, missed her own transformation, and was curious. The men, however, didn't stay in the bedroom too long. Jack was nervous with a "There but for the grace of God go I." uneasiness. Bob, while he enjoyed playing Jez occasionally, didn't want to be reminded that he could BE her again; being her had cost him his love, and almost his life.
The two women watched through the night. Toward morning when the changes were complete and the new, and, they hoped, improved Byron was just sleeping soundly, they cleaned her up. Byron's mustache and other facial hair had just fallen out and was laying on his face. While not all his leg and arm hair had fallen out, all that was left on them and under her arms was that normal for a woman who hadn't shaved. They cleaned off the no longer anchored hair, but didn't shave her; they were going to leave that pleasure for her to do herself. Carol ran a brush through her hair to tidy it, but didn't attempt to style it; another pleasure they wanted her to experience. When carol looked up from her brushing, Angel brought out a bottle of Revlon's "Where's The Fire" very red nail polish from behind her back and silently mouthed "Please?" at her and pouted. Carol frowned at first, then the frown slowly turned to a smile and she whispered, "What the hell, go ahead!" Angel gleefully spent the next half hour giving their new lady a manicure AND pedicure. Finally they had the new Byron as ready as they wanted her, dressed in a pastel blue silk chemise V-neck nighty festooned with oodles of lace - matching panties underneath, of course, with plenty of ruffles across the bottom. They wanted his first sensations of girlhood to be ultra feminine. Giggling quietly, they tiptoed out. They wanted her to think himself alone when he realized the changes. They had, however, installed a one way mirror and a false heat duct grill between their soon-to-be-only-Carol's bedroom and the room next door, the room that had been Byron's room, a typically male room that was now the girly-girl room set up for the new woman. they would be able to see and hear everything.
"Ooooh, Byron is going to be soooo mad!" giggled Angel. as she viewed her and Carol's handiwork.
"We can't keep calling HER Byron," Carol giggled back, "and I hate Byronia!"
"Well, whoever we call HER, HE's going to be mad, M A D!" Angel spelled it out and laughed out loud, since they were now in the other room. She always wanted the last word.
'Mad. Mad.... Hmmmmmm' Carol thought, and then she joined Angel in getting comfortable in front of the one way mirror. Time to watch the fun.
Byron groaned and opened his eyes slowly. Something wasn't right. Something felt, in fact, very very wrong. As his vision cleared, he looked down at herself. what he saw was a veritable field of blue silk and lace. And out of that veritable field jutted two VERY prominent hills.
The first words the women in the other room heard were uttered in a lovely feminine soprano. They were, "Oh, shit!"
to be continued...
Byron is transformed and doesn't like it one little bit!
Byron the Bastard
by Jezzi Stewart
©2004 Turn Right Productions
Since I started this, I have also uncovered among my salvaged school materials several Montgomery Ward catalogs from the early '30's, so there may be more illustrations. Each chapter will, however, continue to be built around one of the original nine illustrations from "True Love Stories" of May, 1930.
This is dedicated to my fellow authors and, I hope, my friends Angel O'Hare, Maddy Bell, and Gwen Lavyril who have honored me by including me in their stories. You three are in this whether you like it or not! :-)
Part 4 April 1, 1934 Byron/Maddy
"Oh, shit!" Byron's vision was clearing rapidly and as he jerked himself up into a sitting position, he could feel those twin lace and silk covered hills move. "What the hell???" He hooked his finger in the V of what he realized was a woman's nighty and pulled it away from him. Breasts! And they sure as hell looked real. He touched his right nipple and an electric shock ran through him right down to the ... the ... "OHMYGAWD!" he screamed, and didn't recognize the woman's voice doing it. 'REAL!' he thought, 'AND MINE!' He pulled up the bottom of the nighty and discovered he was wearing matching panties. He frantically worked his hand under the lacy waistband, only to find inverted what had always been extended. "HOLY SHIT!" came out of his (?) mouth several octaves higher than he was used to. He was a goddamned girl, a REAL GOD DAMNED GIRL! And the tits! Bigger than Carol's, he guessed. Carol. CAROL! Had she somehow done this to him, her and that bitch friend of hers, Angel??? But how? ... He'd worry about the how later; For now: "CAROL! CAROL, GET YOURSELF IN HERE NOW. WHAT THE GODDAMNMOTHERFUCKINGPITOFHELL HAS HAPPENED TO ME!" His voice! ... Her voice! By that time he (?) was standing beside the bed and, looking down, noticed for the first time his Fire Engine Red toenails; he glanced at his hands, and those similarly colored nails seemed to glint mockingly at him. Toes painted; fingers painted; dressed in a silk and lace nighty and panties. This hadn't happened to him ... but it had. It had been DONE to him! "CAROLYOUBITCHCUNTMOTHERlovingcocksuc... " What finally temporarily defeated him was the fact that his shouting did not sound at all threatening in his new girlie voice - that, and he caught sight of himself in the mirror and saw "her"self ... drop dead gorgeous, terminally cute herself, every inch, it seemed, a female. He did the female thing. Byron collapsed back onto the bed and cried till he ... she passed out.
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Angel started to laugh, but caught herself when she glanced at Carol. Her friend was staring through the "window" at the sobbing girl who had been her husband, and she was, probably unknowingly, crying herself as well, silent tears of anguish. "oh, Ange, she's miserable! Why did we do this to him?" There was anguish in her voice.
Angel felt a bit ashamed at the pleasure she was experiencing at Byron being miserable. She would, she decided, really have to control her dislike for Byron for the sake of Carol. *My gawd, she really does love the bastard!* she thought. It looked like Byron had plenty of tears left and then he ... she would probably sleep some more. She pulled her friend onto the bed and sat beside her, hugging her.
"Remember what he did, what he cost you, hon." She gently placed her hand on Carol's tummy. "Also, remember this isn't supposed to be about punishment, but rehabilitation. We're not out to humiliate and debase "her". Once she accepts the change, We can make this an enjoyable experience for her." *And if you believe that, dear friend* she thought *I have this bridge for sale ...* She didn't believe for a minute that that misogynist bastard in the other room would enjoy any of the experience, and she didn't care, but "she" WOULD damn well pretend she did. She would make sure of that.
"Let's move her in here, so she wakes in her very own girlie girl bed in her very own girlie girl room." she said to Carol. Carol shook her head and Angel could see from her body language that she was pulling herself back together to get with the program they had agreed upon.
Carol glanced around the room and giggled. "It is sooooo little girlie, isn't it Ange. I do believe we've outdone ourselves."
Byron awoke the second time. For the second time he noticed his new configuration and wardrobe and realized that neither the first time impressions nor the impressions his senses were sending him this time were dreams. The sensations coming from his crotch, where the material of his (?) panties had worked its way up into what shouldn't have been there, reenforced his initial finding that what should have been there was missing. Further up, the rubbing of the silk nighty across his (?) nipples indicated once again they were not "his" nipples anymore. Automatically one of HER hands had risen to caress those nipples while the other descended to enter the new valley; the sensations HIS mind was receiving were definitely NOT unpleasant, so when HIS mind realized what HER hands were doing and what HE was feeling he drew both hands away. For the moment, anger was replaced by helpless horror mixed with a bit of awe at the power of someone who could do this to him. "Ohmygawd," he whispered, "I really am a girl."
If her own body was not enough to convince him, feelings of girlishness were confirmed by the room she was just beginning to take notice of. The placement of the window and the view from it confirmed that this was indeed his room, or rather, had been his room; it was now very definitely HER room. The walls were painted a light pink with a foot wide border of garden flowers against a pastel blue background circling the room at ceiling level twelve feet above the floor. An ornate crystal chandelier held the electric lights. The one large window was curtained in pastel blue chintz and looked out over the estate's formal flower gardens, green with just a few flowers beginning to bloom in this early spring season. There would be plenty of flowers to fill the vases in the room an another month, she thought, and HE was aghast at that thought, HIS first feminine thought, and realized that this new body might betray his mind. Against the wall opposite the bed was a ten foot wide by ten food high by three feet deep Louie XIV armoire, white, with pink and blue trim; the door had a floral pattern painted on it. In fact, all the furniture was Louie XIV. There was a writing desk under the window, and a dresser and a vanity flanking the door.
Every trace of him was gone. His tennis and other sports trophies had been replaced by dolls and stuffed animals. His masculine toilet articles and jewelry box had been replaced by cosmetics, a very feminine comb and brush set, and a woman's jewelry box - or, rather, more like a little girl's jewelry box, as it had the doll figure of a ballerina in second arabesque position on the lid. The pictures of English hunting scenes that had been on the walls were now ones of kittens, more ballerinas, and flowers. He shuddered to think of what was in the armoire that had replaced his brown oak one.
His survey of the room brought him back to the bed she was lying on. The sheets covering her were white with a pink border and the comforter was a pattern of roses. looking up, he realized that there was a ruffled canopy over her, also pink. The bed itself, like the rest of the furniture was Louis XIV, white with rose decoration. Her hand with the bright red nails, symbol of his betrayal, brushed against something heretofore unnoticed. It felt like hair, and, glancing to her side, he realized that it was. A doll lay beside her, a larger doll dressed in a mass of lace and ruffles that even he recognized as victorian fashion, and his hand had brushed against her hair. Even he had to admit she was quite pretty.
The doll was the straw that broke the camels back. Byron was drowning in femininity! He pulled herself up so that she was sitting with her back against the headboard. She was trembling, and he didn't realize that he had pulled the sheet up around her in such a manner as to cover her breasts even though she had the nightie on. So very feminine. He shook her head in confusion mixed with wonder, and didn't realize that he was speaking out loud. "This can't be me! I'm a man!" Her body betrayed him again, as she automatically it seemed grabbed the pretty victorian doll and hugged it to her. Betraying tears formed in her eyes as waves of estrogen poured over the sides of his mental ship of male identity. "This can't be my room," she sobbed, "This is a GIRLS room!"
As if on cue, Carol entered the room, followed closely by Angel. "Of course it is, dear." she said proudly. "Angel, Bob, Uncle Jack, and I worked very hard to make this room extra special pretty for our new girl."
"Where's all my things? What is this I'm wearing? Where Are my pajamas? What HAVE you DONE to me!?!," Byron tried to sound angry, but it came out as a wail in her new pretty voice.
"Why these ARE your things, and this IS your room, dear." said a smiling Carol, as if talking to a child. "And that nighty is so much more becoming on a lovely girl like you than those old drab pajama's of Byron's. "Don't you think everything is just so pretty?"
Carol stepped to the side, and Byron was blinded by a flash as Angel took HER picture. "Oh that is so precious, Byron," she taunted, "Your tear stained face surrounded by curls in disarray, you holding your sheet pulled up to cover your bosom while clutching your pretty dolly - why, you're the very picture of a distraught but lovely little girl. This is indeed a moment to be captured by a Kodak!" She quickly wound the film, attached a new flash bulb, and took a second picture. (*kodak Moment,* she thought, *nice turn of phrase; wonder if ... naw, they'd never buy it.*) "Now tell Mommy Carol and Auntie Angel what it is that's bothering you, sweetheart," she mocked
"Are you worried that that pretty nighty is all your new clothing?" Carol chimed in. Byron was getting angry again. He could tell that Carol and Angel were enjoying his predicament and, while he had suspected it before, this proved to him beyond a doubt that they were somehow responsible for it. The anger built as Carol pulled out one of the dresser drawers. "See," she continued indicating a mass of silk, lace, and ruffles in various pastel shades that lay within, "you have plenty of adorable lingerie, and see," she pointed to where Angel stood, having opened the armoire, revealing what byron could only assume were only women's clothes, all in ultra feminine styles, "all the clothes a pretty girl could need."
"Aren't you the lucky one!" exclaimed Angel.
It was too much. Byron threw aside the sheet and sprang from the bed, throwing the doll into the corner in the process. He faced the two women in a very masculine stance, which looked absolutely ridiculous given her nicely curved and femininely shaped body. Both women broke into laughter, and Angel took another picture. "Look over there! In the corner! On the floor!" she shouted. He spun around presenting her backside to the women and bent at the waist to look. There was nothing there, so he looked back over her shoulder just in time to look right into a blinding flash from the camera. "OHMYGAWD, it worked!" she cried. "What a pic! Oh, little miss ruffle butt, what a pretty girlie pin up pose you gave me!" Suddenly a vision of what SHE must look like; HER ruffled pantied bottom presented to the camera, the surprised over the shoulder face SHE was making inscribed itself on HIS mind. Byron had had such a picture of Hollywood starlet taped to the inside of the closet door in his dorm room during his college years. Both women were almost bent over laughing at HIM!
"Little Miss Ruffle Butt!" exclaimed Carol. "Perfect! Didn't you tell me, Ange, that that's what your Aunt Gwen called you when you were a little girl and acting up? So perfect!"
"WHAT THE GODDAMNMOTHERFUCKINGPITOFHELL HAVE YOU TWO CUNTBITCHES DONE TO ME!" Shouted Byron, finally snapping and rushing at Angel - probably because she had the camera - with fists raised. "CHANGE ME BACK! ... NOW!
It should have been funny, but what with the old Byron would have caused fear in the two women, just looked pathetic to them coming from the new Byron. Byron had retained his male height as a lady, so she was taller than either Carol or Angel, and quite possibly stronger, but her shapely breasts and butt made her center of gravity quite different from what her mind, still keyed to the old male body, was used to. What was meant to be a fluid and precise strike, quickly became a stumble, and the threat of her hands balled into fists was negated by their small size and the glint of red on their fingertips. Angel, having set her Kodak on the dressing table, prepared to deliver a slap but was surprised when carol beat her to it, delivering a slap so powerful it spun Byron around and sent her sprawling face down over the bed. Like an avenging angel she moved to hover over the shocked new woman. "Oh, Byron, my dear HUSBAND!" - she made a mockery of the word, as months of pent up anger spilled out. "Are you MAD at us?"
It was obviously a rhetorical question, as she didn't stop for an answer. "You don't know what MAD is, you bastard!" I, you SHIT, AM MAD! And as to what we've done to you, why I think it would have sunk in to even you by now. You're no longer a bastard; you're a bitch. We've changed you into a woman. But you know, as a woman, you're just a little bitty bitch, and you know, Angel and me, why we're your worst nightmare, HONEY, because we are the biggest, baddest bitches around," Now she was shouting, and Angel had moved so she could restrain her if she got dangerously physical. "and WE ARE EXTREMELY MAD AT YOU!! Suddenly her anger vanished and she started to collapse, sobbing. "You cost me OUR BABIES; oh, Byron, how could you!" And she fainted.
Angel moved to catch her, but to her surprise, it was Byron who managed to keep her from hurting herself by pulling her to land on the bed beside her instead of on the floor. *Hmmmmm,* she thought, *maybe there is hope.* and she decided to play good cop, although it wouldn't be easy. After she had taken Carol from Byron and placed her gently in one of the chairs, she returned and stood over Byron who was still lying sprawled on her stomach on the bed. She trembled. Carol had just scared the shit out of him, and he shuddered - It came out as her trembling - to think about Angel's anger. He was pretty sure Carol loved him despite everything, but he was also pretty sure Angel detested him.
Angel smiled at him as if she could read his thoughts. It was not at all a nice smile; it was in fact, a very predatory smile, but she spoke to him in a mostly normal tone of voice. "Look, GIRLFRIEND, I'm going to try to be nice, but it'll be hard because, SHITFORBRAINS, you have hurt my dearest friend, and hurt her badly. So don't give me any, not any, excuse to become angry with you. I'll give you you're anger; I'll even name you for it. Your ex-wife came up with it. Yes," she replied to his startled look, "EX-wife, because you're a woman now and for the foreseeable future, and she is not a lesbian, not to mention the legal prohibitions. You're new name is MADeline, and we will call you MADDY. Maddy Belle; Belle, because it sounds really feminine to us, and you, my dear, are going to become the most feminine of women, the most girlie of girls! Maddy Belle O'Hare, my cousin, my Aunt Gwen's daughter. Byron has disappeared, heading west last we heard, and good riddance. Won't it be sooooo nice, cuz, us related?" She laughed and Byron imagined it must be because of the look on her face at that remark. To his own surprise, a small, tentative laugh emerged from her lips - small and tentative, but still a laugh. Angel looked surprised but pleased and continued. "Good first step, Maddy, if you can laugh, maybe there is hope. Look," she got serious, "we can change you back, and we plan to, but not for awhile, not for months, maybe even a year or two, but we WILL change you back - if you cooperate and really learn the lessons we will teach you. We want you to experience being a woman so you can understand what you did to your wife. Are you going to feel embarrassed and humiliated? Yes, at least at first. Will we enjoy that? Yes. But, while this is certainly meant to be punishment for you, it is also meant to rehabilitate you so that you are a better person when it's over." She paused. "You were a bad man; now be a good girl! If you try, you may even come to enjoy the experience." She abruptly turned away from her and moved to see about carol, who was sighing and showing signs of coming out of her faint.
*Enjoy the experience!?! The hell I will!* Byron thought to himself, any good feelings he had felt forgotten. But he realized that for the moment, the ladies held all the cards. He had no idea how they had done what they did to him, and no idea how to reverse it by himself. He didn't know anything about this new body he was in, either, and if he was going to be in it for awhile, as seemed certain unless a miracle occurred, he wanted to keep it healthy. He had known a woman out in Frisco who had had a good case of the clap, and he certainly didn't want to end up like her ... or, it suddenly occurred to HER, end up pregnant. OHMYGAWD, that was possible now! Having a period would be bad enough, and he knew he would need carol's help to get through that. Better he decided, if Maddy took over and went with the flow - he did chuckle mentally at his unintended pun. Then, in their mind, BYRON turned and opened a door. On the other side was a very masculine lounge - pool table, radio, bar, the works; HE entered. Where he had stood, Maddy remained; SHE was in charge.
Besides, thought Maddy, SHE would get even; SHE would find a way. After all, SHE was now the female of the species and, as had been pointed out to the now and for the foreseeable future third person Byron, SHE was more deadly than the male.
Her new confidence and resolve were challenged almost immediately, however as her bladder's needs coincided with Angel's reentry. Angel's arms were loaded with ominous looking rubber equipment. Taking in Maddy's body language, she gave an evil chuckle. "Time for first tinkle, love? Let Auntie Angel help. And," she held up the equipment, "No time like the present to learn about feminine hygiene."
Inside the mental lounge, Byron cringed.
to be continued
Well it IS baseball season, and Earnest Lawrence Thayer probably does need a good turning over in his grave :-) Take me out to the (no) ball(s) game!
Caitlin at the Bat
by Jezzi Belle Stewart
©2002 Turn Right Productions
(apologies to Earnest Lawrence Thayer)
It looked extremely rocky at the Mudville home that day
The score stood Casey zero; 'twas mom and sister's turn to play.
For sister was fed up it seems with Casey's teasing game
And mom was mad because it seems he treated her the same.
Casey tried to plead his case in deep despair. At best
He clung to the hope that springs eternal in each human breast;
He thought perhaps he'd only get a whack or two, but that
was wishful thinking now 'twas clear the ladies were at the bat.
For Mom was holding lipstick, while sister offered him a bra.
And mom with phony cheerfulness said, "Welcome to the spa!"
So upon poor stricken Casey melancholy came and sat,
For there seemed but little chance of "him" surviving much of that.
Then mom explained the deal: "What happens is your call.
It won't do you a bit of good to prevaricate and stall.
When this day is over and you think what has occurred,
You'll have learned a useful lesson or feel humiliated and absurd."
"Now insults from your macho throat can rise with scream and yell;
You can fight us but we'll rally and your day will be like hell.
We'll make you wear drab boyish clothes, your chest will be quite flat
Though hair and makeup 'twill leave no doubt 'tis sissy at the bat!"
There was fear in casey's manner: No escaping from this place.
Defeat marked casey's bearing; there were tears on Casey's face.
And then responding to his mom from where he despondent sat
He said, "I'm sorry Mom and sis; I really don't want that!"
The ladies' eyes were on him as he there in terror sat
Oft' nimble tongues stayed silent as they let him think on "that".
Then sister faced him, gloating now, her hands upon her hips:
"Sissy's way too good for him!" A sneer curled sister's lip.
She knew her diabolical plan would give him quite a scare
And Casey's looks quite proved her right as he sat huddled there.
"Frilly panties and a diaper and a baby dress!" she said,
*This ain't a dream,* thought Casey. *and I'm not home in bed.*
From the sidelines mom stood smiling at what sister had in store
For the ego of her prideful son, the misogynistic boar!
"No, please! No, Please!" he pleaded there; Mom slowly raised her hand
"We're doing this for your own good, I hope you understand."
Then a smile of Christian charity upon her lovely visage shown
As she unveiled the real plan he'd grab now the seeds were sown.
She signaled to her daughter, and they moved side by side
"There is another way;" they said, "one I think you can abide."
"But..." said the stern unyielding mom, and sister echoed "But..."
"...You must do exactly what we say or there's a diaper for your butt!"
"I'd like," said mom "just for today two daughters 'stead of one.
To shop and lunch and giggle. - You know it could be fun!"
A thoughtful look graced Casey's face; Mom thought *At last I've won!*
"Don't worry dear." Mom gently said. "No one will see a son."
When sis and I are through with you, you'll be quite the lovely lass!
So just relax and let us work; we guarantee you'll pass."
Oh somewhere in this land of ours, still genders quarrel and fight
Sisters bait their brothers somewhere; somewhere brothers are uptight,
And somewhere mom's are yelling, and somewhere sons still shout
But there's joy in the house of Mudville - lovely CAITLIN has stepped out!
I love all the pics at Maritess Concepcion's nine (so far) Hair and Accessories Yahoo group sites, and I browse through them frequently to fantisize and with an eye to possible TG story ideas or illustrations. Inspired by my dear sister Gwen's "Feminized Male Theatre" series I started playing around with some of the pics using my graphic manipulation applications and my imagination and created "Caption Capers. Here are the first results. Enjoy...
Hey, You! Yeah, you guy. We girls are waiting for you. Femininity is your future ... like it or not. Resistance is futile, sweetie; you're gonna look adorable!
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I love all the pics at Maritess Concepcion's nine (so far) Hair and Accessories Yahoo group sites, and I browse through them frequently to fantisize and with an eye to possible TG story ideas or illustrations. Inspired by my dear sister Gwen's "Feminized Male Theatre" series I started playing around with some of the pics using my graphic manipulation applications and my imagination and created "Caption Capers. Here are more of the same. Enjoy...
I know I'm 63 years old, but Disney's Kim Possible is still one of my favorite shows. One of her most used pieces of equipment is a sort of harpoon gun that looks like a portable hair drier, so when I saw this pic it immediately made me think of a guy who might be a Kim wannabe.
Just because one is a sissy, doesn't mean one has to be a wimp! The outfits were sooo sissy, but the body language was pure defiance. Attitude!
The next couple deal with guys who may or may not have wanted to be girls, but like being them after the transistion.
Then there are the involuntary transformations, usually done by women for various reasons. The first, for money, the second for fun and a wager, the third for a good grade in school, the fourth for punishment for a crime, the fifth punishment for being a rotten husband, and finally the sixth by a guy to another guy because he was a rotten tennis player!
AND THAT'S ALL FOR THIS ROUND, FOLKS !!
A story about the wages of intolerance inspired by a picture created by Gwen Lavyril. (included) The last sentence was inspired by Angel O'Hare.
Darling Dainty Donna
Pic by Gwen Lavyril
Text by Jezzi Belle Stewart
©2006 TRP
In all my thirteen years of life, I had never even thought of dressing and acting like a girl, much less done so. Then along came Brandy and I did the head over heels bit. At her insistance, Bobby, me, became Disney Princess Belle for Halloween. As Brandy transformed me, she joked that I was playing both parts, going from the Beast to the Beauty. By the end of the evening, she had made it clear that she much prefered the latter to the former. I didn't really want to be a girl, but I turned out to be good at it - a "natural" as Brandy stated - sooooo ... I became Belle full time. It was worth it.
Surprisingly, there was little hassle at school. I'm sure the fact that Brandy was a black belt and could beat the crap out of boys three times her size had nothing to do with it. At home, my mother was ecstatic; she said she had 13 years of pent up daughter raising she could now indulge in. Even Dad was getting used to "his little princess". The only fly in the ointment was my brother Don. He did not take my change well, and his harassment of me grew more and more savage, and "fairy" and "sissy" were terms of endearment by comparison with some of the language he used. Mom was getting fed up and even Dad rebuked him. However, up to last week, his harassment had remained verbal. Then last Saturday things turned physical. As I started down the stairs, he tripped me, and laughed as I fell.
Fortunately for me, I only received a light ankle sprain and a few bruises. Unfortunately for Don, Dad saw him do it. He tried to pass it off as me tripping because of unfamiliar high heels. When dad didn't buy it, he said - and I can quote because I was listening in - "You're not gonna take the word of that little fairy queen over your real son's are you."
Dad almost hit him but managed to restrain himself; he glared at Don and told him, "I'd rather have a son who has become my daughter but is a good person than a son who looks like a man but doesn't act like one; I don't like bullies and liars, related or not!" and sent him to his room. I don't think I have ever been prouder of my dad. Anyway then he did what he told me later, jokingly, dad's always did in a crisis, he turned the problem over to my mother. She enlisted Brandy. They knew just what to do.
The next evening, Brandy had me dress older and what she called "semi-domme" and led me out onto our front drive. When mom pushed the large, awkward little girl out the front door. I at first didn't recognized her; then it hit and I doubled over laughing (That's when Mom took this pic.)
Isn't Donna's "This can't be happening!" expression priceless? (Brandy told me later that Mom had doused him with valium to keep him docile but aware.) "She" looked just precious and adorable ... and still recognizable as Don ... and we live on a busy street! How unfortunate that just at that moment a carload of his friends drove by ... slowly. Coincidence? Hmmmm. Poor Donny; I almost felt sorry for him. I didn't think things could be much worse for him untill he shifted somewhat and I heard the crinkling-crackling sounds that could only come from plastic panties.
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Mike had a love/hate relationship with Marcie. The fact that Marcie shared his body made this difficult at times, but Mike's wife and sons, with the help of Vaingirls, found a way to help.
©2000
by Jezzi
Mike Mitchell stood on the patio deck, and stared out at his back
lawn with ambivilent feelings. On this June Sunday morning, the house
and lawn were ready for the Fathers' Day cookout. Mike sighed. Nice
house, split level ranch - and paid for, too. Nice Libertyville
neighborhood, too. The quarter-acre lawn and flower garden looked
fantastic, if he did say so himself, allowing himself a half smile.
It quickly vanished. It was a good thing, he thought, that he and
Karen, early on, when they'd first moved in twenty years ago, had
divided up the house labor, he taking the outside, she the inside.
Yesterday had been a bad day, the culmination of a increasingly bad
month, and the few times he and Karen had actually met as they prepared
for today he had been moody and standoffish, actually snapping at her
once or twice.
As usual, he had felt terrible about it, and, at the end of the day,
had apologized. Karen had asked him what was wrong, but like so many
times before, he could not bring himself to tell her the real reason
for his behavior. He had mumbled something about a bad night's sleep,
but that wasn't it; it was Marcie. Marcie, with whom he had a very
definite love/hate relationship. Marcie, who made him feel so good, so
relaxed when he saw her and touched her nylon and lace covered body.
The same Marcie he had despised so greatly that he had many times sworn
never to deal with her again, and many times packed up her clothes and
put them out for Good Will - only to go out at night and retrieve them
and put them back in the attic. Marcie, who was him.
Mike was a closet crossdresser, and when he was dressed, when the
wig was secured and the lipstick was in place, he became Marcie. He
and Marcie had co-existed seemingly forever. At least, Mike couldn't
remember when she hadn't been at least a small part of him. He was the
classic case, starting out young, dressing secretly in his mom's and
his sister Stella's clothes. There had been a definite down turn
during high school, when Mike had discovered sports. Wrestling,
basketball, and baseball replaced dressing up, Barbie and tea parties
with Stell. He suspected that Stell had known about his dressing, but
nothing was ever said, and Stell had left for college when he was a
freshman.
Marcie had come back big time his freshman year at college, when his
girlfriend at the time, Patty, suggested he go to her friend's
Halloween party as a girl. All the old feelings came flooding back,
and he had to exert real control to make himself seem reluctant. But,
of course, he let himself be talked into it, and once talked into it,
he had decided to go for the gold; if Patty wanted a girl, she'd get
one in spades- the best girl he could be!
Patty had said she would help him, but he had said that he wanted to
do it himself and surprise her. Mike decided to go all out, as
Cinderella at the ball. Halloween day, he drove into Chicago to
Vaingirls, the best transformation salon in the Chicago area, and had
Joyce give him the works. At first, Patty didn't know the beautiful
and utterly believable fairy tale princess at her door. As realization
hit her, her jaw had almost dropped to the floor.
Later, no one at the party recognized Mike, and the princess had a
great time, even dancing and flirting with the guys. (Stell had taught
him to dance the girls' parts, and it all came back - "Remember, bro,
Ginger did it backwards AND in high heels!") He never noticed that
Patty was watching him with an increasingly disgusted look on her face
throughout the evening. At the end of the evening, Mike won first
prize. While the judges knew, he had had to remove his wig to finally
convince the crowd that he wasn't just another girl in a princess
costume.
He had then looked around for Patty, but she was nowhere to be seen.
Sharon, the hostess, had approached him and told him that Patty had
left earlier with Rick Simms, quarterback of the football team and 6'5"
of solid muscle; Rick had come as Tarzan. Sharon gave him a note that
Patty had asked her to deliver to him. The note was short:
Dear Sissy pervert,
To think I ever mistook you for a real man! I thought you'd look
funny, maybe a skirt with your combat boots, basketballs for boobs, and
a yellow yarn wig. But you are way too good, and having way too much
girl fun. You must have done this before - many times. I want nothing
more to do with you. Stay away from me, or I'll have Rick, a REAL man,
beat the crap out of you. I'm going home to take a long, long shower
to wash the ickyness of you off. YOU ARE SICK!!!!
Mike had been devastated. He really thought he was in love with
Patty. When he finally met, fell in love with, and married Karen,
there was no way he was going to tell her about Marcie. And for a long
time, Marcie had gone away. Karen was the best wife and lover any man
could possibly want, and later the best mother to their three sons,
Mitch, Keith, and Kevin. Mike never desired another woman - except,
starting about five years ago, Marcie again.
Mike had been at a conference in Omaha, and had run into, of all
people, Patty. After a few moments of awkward silence, Patty had
broken down crying and had appologized to Mike for being so cruel all
those years ago. After leaving college, Patty had gotten involved in a
talent agency where she had the opportunity to meet many gay, lesbian,
and transgendered individuals. As time went on, she realized that
basically they were just people like everyone else. She told Mike that
she had unresolved feelings of guilt about how she had treated him that
Halloween. As they parted, not necessarily friends, but not enemies
anymore, either, she had reached in her purse and, after some searching,
pulled out a photo of Mike as Cinderella, giving it to him as a
keepsake. She had left him with the remark that she guessed the fact
that he was better looking than she had been had had a lot to do with her
reaction that night.
After he got back home, he found himself more and more frequently
taking out THE picture. He would feel the old desire to dress coming
back, and then a rush of self-disgust and shame, and he would quickly
stuff the picture back into its hiding place under a copy of Gibbon's
"Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire". Nobody in his family was going
to look there, he thought with a brief smile.
Finally, Mike could stand it no more; he called Vaingirls and made
an appointment. It had been wonderful! Joyce had shown the other
three Vaingirls Marcie's Halloween picture from all those years ago,
and they had all wanted to help. Joyce and Jessica had dressed him
from the skin out, and the feel of the cool nylon of panties and bra,
hose and camisole had caused tingles throughout his body, although,
surprisingly, more of a relaxing than sexual nature, more like Mike was
becoming who he should be. He was given a ladies-who-lunch outfit
suitable to his age, and Joyce did his makeup to reflect that (another
wonderfully sensuous experience; Joyce used her fingertips to apply the
makeup!). Bethany did his nails, toe and finger, to match his lipstick,
and Elizabeth styled his new mid-length blonde wig in a wavy bob style
that complimented his face. Marcie was back, and she felt GREAT!
He was still feeling the afterglow of his enfemme lunch with the
Vaingirls as Mike, now drab again, started the trip back out to the
burbs. However, by the time he'd reached the Edens spur, the disgust
and self-loathing was setting in. How could he do this behind Karen's
back? What if she ever found out? By the time he pulled into his
driveway, Mike had vowed NEVER to do this again, and he hid his new wig
and clothing behind the lawn tractor - something, he thought with that
brief smile of his, his sons would never dream of disturbing.
And so the pattern had gone for the last five years. Frustration
and moodiness building up as his resolve never to dress slowly crumbled,
a secretive trip to Vaingirls, and a few weeks of good feeling 'til
things started over again. On this Father's Day, it had been three
months since his last trip to Vaingirls - and Marcie was in one
bitching mood, clamoring to come out! But not today, Mike resolved,
not on FATHER's day! Sighing, he resolved to be pleasant today, and
started to get the grill out of the garage.
Just as he was dusting it off, he saw his sister Stella's late model
red Range Rover pull in the driveway. Stella got out and waved to Mike
as she headed to the back of the car and opened the back lid. Mike
thought Stella, in her blue dress and heels, was a little overdressed
for a cookout, but his sister, with her cover girl features and nice
figure - Mike marveled that at 50, there were no apparent sags yet -
looked really great dressed up. She began to get packages out of the
back, but when Mike stated over to help her, he was interrupted by his
oldest son, Mitch, just coming out the back door.
"Hey, Dad," called Mitch, "you go on. I can give Aunt Stell a hand."
And he did so, handling the big packages with ease. Mitch was 23, with
the build of a pro football player, and he had had offers. When he had
graduated from college two years ago, though, he had surprised everyone
and taken a job teaching English at a middle school in Phoenix. He had
flown in yesterday, and was staying in the guest room. Karen had
decorated it a little on the feminine side, and Mike had thought that
Mitch might balk a bit about staying in it. But, no, he had only joked
about "getting in touch with his feminine side". If Mike had been
listening to Marcie, he might have wondered more about his son's
comment, but he was already ashamed at his behavior toward Karen that
day, and wasn't listening to Marcie at all.
"Whatcha got there, Stell?" Mike called. "Bill finally get fed up
and kick you out so you're moving in with us?" Both laughed. Stella's
husband, Bill, worshipped the ground Stell walked on. Bill and Mike
both worked for the same company, AT&T Cable TV, as troubleshooters,
and were good friends.
"No such luck for you, bro!" laughed Stella. "He'll be along later,
just wanted to check some stuff at work. This is just some stuff that
Karen wanted. The boys can give me a hand. You go do your macho male
thing with the grill."
At that time, his two younger sons came out to give Mitch a hand.
Keith, 20, a junior at Northwestern, and Kevin, 18, a high school
senior, both looked like their mother, relatively short at 5'8" and 5'9"
respectively, with slight builds and delicate features. Together, they
weighed just a little more than Mitch, and he towered over them at 6'2".
People never thought Mitch was related to the other two.
With a, "Morning, Dad!" and a wave, they pitched in to help Stella.
Shaking his head, Mike turned back to the grill, wondering what Karen
could possibly have asked Stell to bring that required so many large
boxes. He didn't see the the other woman, who had been hiding in the
back of the Range Rover, slip out and dart into the house.
A few moments later, Karen came out the back door and shouted to
Mike that Bill was on the phone. As he came over, she handed him the
pink cordless phone. Marcie liked the pink phone, but, of course, Mike
had had to pretend to be indignant over the color. "What's up, you
damn workaholic?" asked Mike.
As Bill talked, a scowl appeared on Mike's face, duly noted by Karen.
"Trouble at work?" she inquired, after he had pressed the off button.
"One of the lines is down," Mike replied, frowning, "and the guy,
Stan, who would normally be available to help Bill, is out sick today,
so I have to go in. I'm really sorry, hon. It's way on the South Side,
so it'll take at least three, four hours. No time to set up for the
barbecue, unless the boys can do it."
"The boys?" laughed Karen. "They don't know from squat about your
precious grill, here, and barbecuing. Barbecuing was always 'Dad's
thing'. Don't worry; I'll make arrangements for us to go out to lunch
when you get back. Take the cell phone with you, hon. Don't worry
about us."
Mike gave her a quick kiss on the cheek, shouted goodbye into the
house, got into his old reliable Nissan pickup, and headed for the
South Side. Just as he slid past the I-55 exit from the Dan Ryan, an
hour and a half later, his cell phone rang. "Mike? Hey, buddy," Mike
heard his brother-in-law's voice, "good news. Stan showed up after all,
and we got everything taken care of. You can turn that rust heap of
yours around and head back to home and hearth!"
While ticked that he'd be spending another hour and a half on the
road, Mike was pleased that it wasn't going to be longer, and he'd be
back home by one pm. The traffic was a little heavier going north on
the Edens, and it was closer to two when he pulled in to his driveway.
Bill's yellow Miata convertible was sitting next to Stella's Range
Rover. As he got out, he noted that someone had put the grill away.
When he entered the back door, he wrinkled his nose; something didn't
smell right, yet it wasn't a bad smell. Mike couldn't identify it...but
Marcie could. It was the smell he usually smelled at Vaingirls, a
mixture of makeup, nail polish, hairspray, etc., a VERY feminine smell.
Mike was apprehensive; what the hell was going on? Marcie was
delighted; play time!
Continuing on autopilot, his dual personalities sending him mixed
messages, Mike turned the corner into his family room. And he stopped
dead in his tracks. Six women, dressed and made up for an elegant
evening out faced him, two standing to his left, two seated on the sofa,
one seated in the easy chair, and one other standing to his right,
angled slightly away from him. He immediately focused on the two on
his left, Karen and Stell looked gorgeous; impeccably made up, Stell
with her honey blonde hair falling in waves to below her shoulders and
Karen with her vibrant red hair in a French twist. Stell was wearing a
red silk Jacquard mid-calf sheath dress that showed off her tall slim
figure very nicely. Karen in a classic knee length LBD, sleeveless,
with a neckline that showed off her more than adequate bosom to full
advantage while still remaining tasteful. Pearls at neck, ear, and
wrist, along with 3" heeled patent leather pumps completed her outfit.
There was no immediate recognition of the three seated ladies,
except to note that they appeared younger than Stell or Karen. Or the
lady on the left, who was - she turned toward him with a smile on her
face - OHMYGAWD! It was Joyce; Joyce, looking gorgeous in a navy
pinstripe suit, her midnight black hair in a French twist identical to
Karen's.
It was, of course, Marcie who was noting all these details - except
for the "OHMYGAWD!", which was from Mike, and was being repeated over
and over and over again. What the hell was Joyce doing here? Did
Joyce and Karen know each other? How much did they know about him?
About Marcie? He was about to turn and run from the room when the two
young ladies rose gracefully to their feet. OHOHOHMYMYMYGAWDGAWDGAWD!
It couldn't be, could it? They were dressed, made up and coiffed
exactly like Karen, except both were blondes.
His worst suspicions were confirmed when the one on his right said,
"Hello, Daddy; normally I'm your son Keith, but today, I'm your
daughter, Krystal, and this," she indicated with a sweep of her arm...
(Had he just thought "she", Mike wondered. *Of course, she*, replied
Marcie.)...is one of your other daughter's-for-a-day, my twin sister,
Kirstin." Both girls executed perfect curtsies.
By this time, Mike's jaw was practically hitting the floor. All
three older women had big smiles on their faces. But Mike found that
he hadn't seen anything yet. Rising slowly but ever so gracefully from
the easy chair, rising to her full, majestic, 4" heeled, big haired,
6'7" height, was a Reubenesque white RuPaul with what had to be DD cup
breasts, a corsetted waist and very womanly hips, encased in a floor
length purple sequined evening gown with a slit up to mid-thigh. A
black boa was draped over her right elbow and left shoulder.
Rhinestones in enormous quantities glittered at her wrists, around her
throat and from her ears.
Just "big hair" didn't do justice to the wild mane of fiery red
curls that cascaded from six inches above her forehead out to the edges
of her wide shoulders and down to the small of her back, and to rest
lightly on her magnificent breasts in front. Her face was made up to
make any man with even a tiny amount of submissiveness in him want to
grovel at her feet. This magnificent creature walked, no, undulated
over to a frozen-in-his-tracks Mike, and ran the end of the boa lightly
down his cheek. "How do ya like your oldest daughter-for-a-day, Daddy?"
She managed to imbue the word "daddy" with a sexiness that was anything
but parental. "We decided that I should be the - ahem - flamboyant
one!"
"M-m-m-mitch?" Mike stuttered.
Dropping the Mae West accent, and trying her hardest to keep from
laughing, the buxom temptress said, "No, Daddy, I'm Michelle today."
Taking his arm, Michelle led a numb and unresisting Mike over to the
easy chair, and seated him. "Sit down, Daddy, and everything will be
explained." She backed up and over to stand next to her two twin
sisters.
"Mike," for the first time, a smiling Karen spoke, "you certainly
aren't being very nice or polite. It's bad enough that you haven't
greeted me or your sister or your friend, Joyce, but it certainly is
bad manners not to compliment your daughters here after they went to so
much trouble to look nice for you. Although..." and here she looked
fondly at her oldest daughter, "...'nice' does not do justice to you,
Michelle." Turning back to Mike, she took pity on him. "It's all
right, honey; we know about Marcie."
Mike was no dummy, and, though still somewhat in shock, he rose from
his chair to the occasion. He turned to the two younger girls.
"Krystal and Kirstin, you look lovely!" He turned his head to look at
Karen. "Just as lovely as your mother."
"Why, thank you, dear," said a blushing Karen.
"Thank you, Daddy," said the twins in unison, standing demurely with
downcast, but twinkling eyes.
"And you, Stell!" continued Mike, turning to his sister. "You're
four years older than me, but you look ten years younger. You're
gorgeous, sis. And YOU!" he exclaimed, turning to his oldest daughter.
"My Lord, what would the guys on your old varsity squad think! By all
rights, you ought to look like the drag queen from hell, but..." He
did a quick aside to Joyce: "You did this. It could only have been
you." He got a slight nod. "...you look gorgeous, like you're about
to step up and get your Oscar!"
"And for this, I deserve it!" laughed Michelle. "When I was Mitch,
I thought just what you thought, and wasn't going to have any part of
this." She swept her hands down her sides in a curving gesture. "Then
Joyce, here, said that if I did it, and when she was done I thought I
looked like the DQFH, she'd pay me five hundred dollars and put me back
to normal before you got home. Otherwise, I had to be your darling
eldest daughter-for-a-day AND pay her; there goes the new VCR I wanted!" But she smiled at Joyce. "Lady, you ARE a miracle worker!"
Mike smiled at his oldest "son". "I could have told you never to
bet with Joyce, so...uh, Michelle."
He turned finally to Joyce. "Okay, this has to be about me. My
secret must be out of the bag, and Karen hasn't handed me divorce
papers, so what's the deal?"
Joyce smiled. "What, no, 'Hello, Joyce, you look gorgeous'?" Then
she turned serious. "You'd better ask Karen, hon."
Mike turned and looked at his wife. All the old self-loathing and
guilt, the legacy from Patty, washed over him, washed away his recent
confidence, and he bowed his head in shame. "What do you want, Karen?
A divorce? I am so sorry. I'll leave; I can be packed in an hour. I
know you feel like you had to humiliate me like this. I deserve it.
But, oh, God, I love you so much!" He started to turn toward the door,
and tears were running down his cheeks, when he was suddenly
surrounded, gathered into a major hug by ten arms. (Joyce felt this, which she had anticipated, should be just family, but she had tears in her eyes, too.)
"Michael Marcie Mitchell! Don't you do this to us!" said Karen,
with a quiver in her voice and on the verge of tears herself. "Do you
know how much work it took to get us all, especially your three
children, looking like this? You know you do! You know it will all be
ruined if we all start to cry! Do you WANT a room full of Marilyn
Manson lookalikes?!"
That thought caused a distraught Mike to pause, and Karen continued.
"I love you, you big idiot! Your children and your sister love you!
For the past five years, I've watched my previously consistently
easy-going husband travel faster and faster on an emotional roller
coaster, and it was driving the boys and I crazy. We wanted to help
you, but we didn't know what was wrong. We started getting answers
about three months ago, during one of your pleasant spells. I found a
receipt when I was checking the pockets of your leather jacket before
taking it to the cleaners, a receipt from a place called Vaingirls, a
receipt with 'paid, Joyce' written on it. God help me, I thought you
were having an affair! I called Stell. I thought she might have some
insight. While I was talking to her, the receipt was in plain sight on
the kitchen counter beside me. Mitch was home at the time, remember,
and he came into the kitchen." She glanced at Michelle and smiled.
"Looking for food as usual."
Michelle proved her claimed acting ability. Backing out of the hug
and straightening to her full height, she gazed haughtily down her nose
at the other women and said with a sniff, "We big girls, unlike you
undersized little things, need our proper sustenance!"
That turned the corner. Everyone, even Mike, broke up laughing, and
the twins, again in perfect unison, looking UP their noses at Michelle,
pronounced, "Bitch!"
At that point, everyone sat down and Michelle continued. "Not
realizing she was on the phone, I asked Mom what she was doing with a
receipt from a transformation salon. I know Vaingirls; I used to work
in the deli down the block while I was in school, remember? I saw the
women going in and out of there all the time. I realized after awhile,
that there were a lot more women coming out than went in, and a lot
fewer men coming out than went in, so I started to look closer. Joyce
is good, but the average woman is not six feet tall, and there were a
lot of six foot women coming out. So one day, I went in and just flat
out asked, 'Do you make guys look like girls?' The gorgeous blonde at
the desk - I think her name was Jessica - said, 'Of course we do, honey.
You interested? You'd make one big beautiful lady!' Shaking my head,
I just backed out the door." She paused, then continued. "Look at me
now; was she right, Daddy?"
"She certainly was!" said Mike, almost beyond emotion now, just
going with the flow. "Has she seen you, seen Michelle?"
"Oh, yes," enthused Michelle, "she picked out my outfit."
"All our outfits, Daddy, and Bethany did our nails," added Krystal.
"And Elizabeth did our hair for us," continued Kirsten. "She and
Jessica and Bethany had to go back and run the shop for a small private
birthday party," she added.
Karen took up the tale again. "Stella heard Mitch say,
'transformation salon'..."
"...And I blurted out, 'My God, he's doing it again!" interjected
Stella. "Naturally, your wife asked me what 'it' was, and...I'm sorry,
Mikey...the whole story of our tea parties and dressing up and playing
Barbies came out. You knew, of course, that I knew you were dressing
up in my and Mom's things. You didn't? Well, brother dear, you should
have, you left enough clues for any idiot to figure out. I had to cover for you to keep Mom from finding out. But I thought you had stopped by the time I left for college."
Stell had known! Well, he had suspected she did. Mike just waited.
What next?
"I called Joyce at Vaingirls, dear. At first, she claimed
beautician/client privilege..." a chuckle from the group at that,
"...but when I told her what we had already figured out, and what was
happening to our family, she agreed to meet with Stell and me. She
told us about Patty. What a cruel thing for her to do, dear!" Karen
stopped for a moment, and went over to sit in her husband's lap. She
put her arms around his neck, and looked directly into his eyes,
emphasizing every one of her next words. "BUT I'M GLAD SHE DID
IT!"
Seeing Mike's horrified look of "Why?" she continued more softly,
"Because, you big silly, now I have you, instead of her! And I'm not
going to give you up! I just have one thing to say about this little
hobby of yours..."
"What?" gulped Mike. *Here it comes,* he thought. *Here comes the
ultimatum: Stop or I lose her. Oh my God...* and he thought it like a
prayer *...what am I gonna do?*
"...If you are going to dress like a woman, you had better be a damn
good looking one, and a convincing one, because I refuse to go out with
a drag queen caricature of a woman!" And then, with a smile and a
twinkle in her voice, "Unless the occasion calls for it, of course."
Mike couldn't believe his ears. She didn't mind? A thousand
questions crossed his mind, but one had to be asked first. "But what
about the boys?" he asked. Indicating the three daughters-for-a-day,
"How...? Are they...?"
"Are they crossdressers, dear?" Karen smiled. "No. Although they
might be after today. All of them, the BOYS, that is, are quite taken
with the four Vaingirls."
"The three younger ones only, I'm sorry to say," interjected Joyce,
smiling.
"They seemed to thoroughly enjoy their makeovers," continued Karen,
"and none of them have been able to pass a mirror without looking in it
ever since." The three girls, even Michelle, blushed, but didn't deny
it. "This was their idea, by the way. They love you, and they thought
this might be a fun way to show you that you weren't alone. When Mitch
approached me with the idea, I couldn't believe that three red-blooded
American boys would be willing to do it. You know the short and
to-the-point answer they gave me when I asked them that?"
Mike shook his head.
"'He's our Dad.' That's how much they love you, Mike. And I love
you enough that I don't care how you dress or whether you call yourself
Mike or Marcie. I LOVE YOU!" And she threw her arms around him
and gave him the most passionate kiss he'd had in quite a long time.
A minute or two later, when they came up for air, Mike looked at all
of them. "I don't know what I've done to deserve all of you, but I'm
too happy to question it right now. What now? Do I go change into my
tux and escort my wife, my sister, my three lovely daughters, and..."
looking now directly at Joyce, "...my very, very dear friend, to an
elegant night on the town?"
All of a sudden, he was facing six shark-like smiles. "Oh, no, dear.
In fact, Mike isn't going anywhere at all. We already have a man in a
tux to escort us." At that moment, Bill, looking resplendent in his
tux, and every inch the proud male, stepped into the room.
"Nope," he said, "my good buddy and brother-in-law, Mike, had to go
elsewhere tonight, but I think I'm going to enjoy escorting his long
lost cousin, Marcie, out on the town. Go get him girls! I think I'll
just go out on the patio and have a beer. Don't want to hear the
screams when you start dealing with those bushy eyebrows!" And,
whistling the tune to the Kink's "Lola", he left the room.
The sharks closed in on an only token resisting Mi...Marcie! "Happy
Father's Day!" they all said, in perfect unison.
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Very early the next morning, a tired but happy Joyce sent the other
three Vaingirls off to bed. Everyone, including the finally free and
gorgeous Marcie, had had a wonderful time. Karen and Marcie had made
plans to go shopping for a new wardrobe for Marcie today, and Michelle
had even made a date for Mitch with Jessica. *Note:* Joyce thought.
*Find out if Jessica informed Michelle that she, too, was a girl with
"a little something extra"*
She poured herself a cup from the ever full coffee maker, and sat at
her desk. She opened a rather old looking file book to a page for
October 31, 1976. She looked at the brief entry she had made there
about a boy who really wanted to impress his Halloween date in a most
unusual way. Something at the time had caused her to leave the entry
unfinished. Now she finished it.
She pulled out her current file book, and under yesterday's date,
June 18, 2000, Father's Day, she began three new entries. Something
told her she'd better leave them unfinished.
END
(Thanks to Steve Zink, who edited this.)
I wrote this for a 250 words or less on-line contest. The attached picture, "Endless Hours" was given as the inspiration for the stories; there was no TG requirement. If anyone is interested, IM me and I will provide the URL.
FERTILIZER BECOMES HER
by Jezzi Belle Stewart ©2007TRP
Poised and confident, Dressed in Armani, she stood in the kitchen doorway looking at the filthy unwashed dishes in the sink. In the living room, now an ironic label, the old man was dead, surrounded by yellowed newspapers, empty beer cans, and assorted bits of decaying food products. As if to make the scene performance art, his unshaved and disheveled appearance complimented the surrounding framework. She had called 911.
She lifted her gaze to look out the kitchen window. The half fallen, once white curtain blocked the bottom branches of the ash tree from which the old man had time and again cut the switches used on the effeminate boy she had been. All that could be seen now was the vibrant spring growth budding from the upper branches, brilliant green, even through the coating of grime. The sight dispersed the miasma of despair that had begun to once again envelope her, as if the old man, even in death, could still control.
She felt a great sense of release. Long before he escaped to become she, the old man had ceased to be her father. He no longer had power over her.
As she emerged from the house to wait in the yard,she took one last look back at the filth that represented the old man’s life, and the detritus of her past. If anything, she felt grateful. “Some people,” she thought, thinking of the house and the old man, “would call it dirt. I call it fertilizer.”
The damned ride the dead line while Good men become good girls.
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I'm Holly Daze, and it was a Steakin, actually. You'll see.
It was Christmas 2005, and Marley was scheduled to come through Rogers Park on the Dead Line sometime between 10:01pm on The Eve and 3:37am Christmas day. My info was that he was gonna pick up the Skokie Swift DL branch at the Howard Street transfer. Why Marley wanted or had to visit Skokie I didn't know. Not my problem anyway. I needed to get to him before he left Chicago for the North Shore. The gilded 'burbs there are normally Rudy's problem, not mine, but he was unavailable - had to guide the damn sleigh, dontchaknow. I was being stretched to cover, but didn't know the lay lines of the land, probably the reason for Marley's timing ..
Dickens wrote, "Marley was dead.... This must be distinctly understood or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am about to relate" (Well, duh, that's why he was riding the Dead line, Bubba. I blame Dickens for a lot of my troubles, not without reason.)
Most people aren't aware of the Dead Line. In Chicago, it runs sorta between the Red Line and the Blue Line. In a way it's a lot like that track 9 1/2 good old J.K. writes about in those unaccountably popular Potter books. I blame her a lot, too.
Most people don't know the dead aren't dead either. Go figure. Ebbie found out, thanks to Marley. And now, while Marley's still ridin' the Dead Lines draggin' that Godawful - literally God awful - chain, he and Tiny Tim are doing evangelical work in Cincinnati trying to convince some hick radio station news reporter that turkeys really can't fly, so he doesn't wind up a serial turkey killer with a long chain of giblets ... or, at least that's the last I heard where they were.
Dickens got some things right and some things wrong. He was right about an afterlife, and about the whole punishment/reward thing. The selfish dead seeing where they went wrong in life, wanting to correct their errors, being unable to do so ... all that, spot on. He's got the dead FLYING though for Chrissake. Opps, gotta watch my language; the BOSS can be touchy where Junior's concerned at times. Anyway, they don't fly, least not the bad guys. They ride the Dead Lines. The only time flying is involved is when water needs to be crossed and then it's by boat - yeah, boats fly. Don't ask me how. Started by some damned - literally again - Dutchman back in the 1600's sometime. Again, not my territory. And, hey, if you want logic, don't mess with the afterlife. I just told you that in the North Shore 'burbs a frickin' anthropomorphic mythical reindeer does my job, after all. And we're only talkin' about the Western culture and the Judeo/Christian afterlife. You don't even wanna think about the Islamic afterlife or that of the Asian religions. There's even an afterlife for atheists where they don't exist. Yeah, I know. Go take a coupla aspirin and don't call me in the morning. Long and short: The BOSS doesn't have to follow the rules; he makes 'em and then keeps 'em or not as he - or she, depending on whim - likes.
Me? I'm just the hired help, and pretty far down the food chain, at that. The BOSS isn't my immediate boss. Right now, it's Klaus - with a "K"; everybody gets it wrong these days. In October, it's Jack, July, Sam ... you get the idea. February is the worst; it's a little difficult taking orders given by an adult sized baby with a toy bow and arrows seriously. I asked once why not Lincoln or Washington for February, and was told they both turned the job down. Washington stood on his dignity, but Abe, I was told, woulda taken it if not for his Missus. Klaus is OK to work for, and his Missus cranks out cookies to die for. December is THE busy season in my biz, and I like it; I was hired on Christmas eve.
I'm alive, by the way, although if you knew me acouplea years ago, you'd never recognize me now; I was a middle aged white guy named Howard Day. Then Klaus came along. As Howard, I always tried to live my life on the Bill and Ted Principal, "Be excellent to each other and party on dudes.", and somehow that put me on Klaus's Nice List. Maybe he's a Keanue Reeves fan ... or maybe it had to do with Millie.
A couple of Christmases ago I was on the skids in a bad way. You don't wanna know; let's just say I was singin' the Blues in the Night. I was headin' from the local brew factory to the Quickmart on Touhy on The Eve, half soused, and I saw Millie standin' outside and she was cryin'. She looked like shit. Millie shovels on the makeup by the truckload tryin' to look the twenty-one she hasn't been for forty years - I think she keeps revlon, etc. in business all by herself - and it was all running down her face. Seems she'd been evicted from her apartment that morning and fired by the scrooge who managed the Quickmart that night. (BTW, not everything is perfect for the redeemed; Ebbie just hates his last name used as a derogatory common noun.) Geeze, who evicts and fires on Christmas Eve?
I have a soft spot for Millie - I could say it's because I sense a goodness in her soul, but it's probably just because she's the only broad who ever really called me handsome. I tossed her the keys to my apartment and told her to go get a good nights sleep and to fix herself something to eat from the leavings in the fridge. I wouldn't be home that night or tomorrow and to just leave the key under the mat when she left. I figured I'd just hit the next bar down the street and drink all night; it was owned by Miles Togo, our town's resident atheist, who I know didn't give a rat's ass about Christmas and never closed his place. My folks and and all my other relatives were dead, My wife was gone, run off with the whitewall boy, formerly of the Qwikie Kar Wash on Malcolm Street, and I had no friends in this city - well, no friends except for Millie. I was approaching the Chicago River bridge and wondering whether if I jumped I would drown or freeze first, when "What to my wondering eyes did appear but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer". Well, nine, actually; Rudy was leading. And instead of a sleigh it looked more like a '59 Caddy Eldorado with the top down.
Klaus was in the drivers seat, but he looked more like Hugh Hefner in his prime, smoking jacket and all. And he had some elves with him partying in the back seat. I bet Missus didn't know about them! About the only thing that fit the common image was the reindeer - and the fact that the Caddy was red and the elves wore green, though not much of it.
Rudy and the girls - yeah, except for Rudy, the reindeer are girls; the stories I could tell you about Vixen ... but I digress. Rudy and the girls put the Caddysleigh down beside me light as a feather. Having decided to off myself, I didn't let a little thing like this freak me out, so when Klaus checked his list - twice - and asked me for some photo ID, I pulled out my wallet and showed him what a lousy job the photographers at the DMV do. He looked at me, then at the pic, then at the list, then did it all again, and then stuck his hand out. We shook and he offered me the job. It sounded better than an ice water bath in the river, so I accepted on condition he take care of Millie. One of the elves handed him a pink and blue snowball and he tossed it to me with a "Here, catch!" I did so by automatic reflex and just had time to wonder why it wasn't the traditional Christmas green and red before I blacked out. the next thing I knew, I was looking in a mirror, produced by another elf, and I wasn't plain old middle aged, male, Howard Day anymore but a twenty-something VERY female blonde bombshell. Now I had belatedly realized I had a life, boring, but tolerable mostly, and that I was reasonably handsome - or so Millie used to tell me when I came through the Quickmart checkout line - and so I thought about throwing a hissy. But then I noticed: No aches and pains, unassisted 20/20 vision, and no pot belly creeping up on what once was a pretty athletic build. I bent over and I COULD TOUCH MY TOES !! I could adjust to lookin' like a blonde Xena, too (I'd kept my 6'2" height and gotten that athletic build back, albeit the female version.). I decided to not look a gift girl in the tits and keep quiet. Klaus let me pick my new name - Howard didn't work anymore, for sure - and since it was Christmas eve and I was feeling a tad confused, I picked Holly Daze. Yeah, I know, I kill me.
The job? I'm a redeemer. Not THE Redeemer, of course; that's Junior's job ... and he redeems the living. I redeem the dead. Like Dickens, Joseph Smith had it partially right. The unredeemed dead can be redeemed, it just doesn't happen often, and it's not the choice of the dead. It's a decision made by The BOSS because some aspect of the life of a dead person, while not enough to provide him or her with the BIG TICKET, convinces The BOSS to give that person, while dead, a second chance. None of us knows The BOSS's criteria, but it must be pretty strict, because, as I said, those potentially redeemed dead are few and far between. Up till what I'm tellin' ya now, In the three years since I became Holly, I'd only redeemed one of the dead.
Rudy and I have discussed this over the traditional bowl of smoking bishop and he told me he's been at it - along with his sleigh guiding duties - since 1939 and hasn't redeemed anyone yet. Smoking bishop? Yeah, Dickens again: "...and we will discuss your affairs this very afternoon, over a Christmas bowl of smoking bishop, Bob!"
The stuff IS good - Oranges, cloves, and rum. You get a buzz, your daily dose of vitamin C, and your sinuses cleared all at once. I close my eyes when I drink it with Rudy, though; he does drink it from a bowl, being a reindeer and all, and it's not an aesthetically pleasing sight. Rudy's my best friend, and we hang together a lot. Even after three years, I'm still not completely acclimated to this whole girl thing, and Rudy looks me in the eyes not the boobs; When he says, "Nice rack!" he means it literally and isn't referring to a human. Both male and female reindeer grow antlers. In older male reindeer - Rudy's 67 - they fall off in December while in females they fall off in the summer. Since the eight ladies have been hauling sleigh since 1823 (when it still was a sleigh), making them each around 200, Rudy really doesn't socialize much with them outside the month of December. But at that time, rackless himself, he lets them know he can still appreciate "a nice rack". They may be old, he says, but they work out. Rudy seems to think I must be special because I had let it slip that right after Klaus changed me, he did tell me I was to be a heroine, of all things. I didn't tell Rudy that when I asked him what he meant and what I had to look forward to, he smiled and quoted Jane Austen to me: "When a young lady is to be a heroine, something must and will happen to throw a hero in her way." That was the stuff of nightmares, as, while my sex had changed, my sexual orientation hadn't. I remember thinking at the time that while I didn't want a hero, I wouldn't mind another heroine, though; after all Xena had her Gabriel. By the way, I looked up the quote; it's From Northanger Abbey. I've actually met Jane Austen. She's normal redeemed dead - by Junior , that is. Howard was a fan, and so am I. She's pretty cool, and I gotta say this girlie stuff is getting to me because I just love her clothes!
While there might not be a lot of the redeemed-while-dead, there have to be a lot of us redeemers. That's because the RWDs don't know they are redeemed. We literally have to catch them and forcibly make them aware, and that's hard to do ... catch them, that is, because they are constantly on the move, looking for those that need their help, and suffering because they think they can't give it. If they sense they are being hunted, they take evasive action.
Once caught, we stake 'em. Like Dickens and the Mormons, Bram Stoker got it partially right; when we catch one we drive a wooden stake through his or her heart. That's why I call what I do a stakein rather than a stakeout. And, no, I can't tell you why that's the particular method; maybe the Boys Upstairs are to busy to do a tech upgrade and figure if it works, don't fix it. Who knows? Once staked, they change to or go on to whatever or wherever The BOSS has in mind for them.
My "Deemie" before Marley had been a hooker in Wilmette - yeah, they DO have hookers in Wilmette, but you probably couldn't afford them. No one can know The Boss's reasoning for sure, but my guess is that "Titsie" was a workin' gal who really did fit the hooker with a heart of gold stereotype. Whatever, it took me a month or two of watching her old hangout, the diner by the movie theater in downtown Wilmette, to finally catch her. Titsie must have been a swimmer; she liked to dive, and her way of leaving the diner was to do a shallow dive through the front plate glass window in spirit form, materialize once immediately outside, go into a tuck and role, and end up on her high heeled feet. The next time she exited, I was laying on my back on the sidewalk under the window and as she came through, I stabbed up through her heart. There was a flash of light, and she and the stake were gone. I don't know for sure, but I think she became a cat, because when I looked around, a big - and the only word that comes to mind is beautiful - tabby was crossing the street. She turned around and, I swear, smiled and then stuck out her tongue at me. She looked happy.
Marley was different. He was old, wise, and famous ... and fictional. He was one of those, like Rudy, who took life, even in death, from the minds of real people, and who would, without intervention, cease to exist when they no longer remembered them. Due to Marley's intervention, Ebbie went from fictional reality directly to real, immortal spirituality upon Dicken's death, and that's why Marley was slotted to be redeemed. It had taken well over a hundred years for Redeemer Central to track him down and develop a plan. The best times for redeeming are Christmas eve and Christmas and Good Friday through Easter Sunday. Somehow RC had figured out Marley would be going through my territory this Christmas and so I was plan "A"; if I didn't get him, plan "B" would go to whoever had the territory or territories he'd be in in the spring. If Rudy hadn't been out sleighing around with Vixen & Co., he and I could have coordinated and there would have been a wider window of opportunity to do the deed. Oh well.
I've also met Dickens. Chuck's a nice guy, but don't share a bowl of smoking bishop with him if you're in a hurry. The guy talks like he writes, and with just a bit of the alky in him, he doesn't stop for hours. Damn, I'm digressing again!
Anyway that's why I was freezing my butt off on the platform of the Jarvis Red Line station, a super sized Buffy clone in black leather, wearin' my 6" heeled Dutch made knee high boots, carrying a frickin' fire hardened Oak stake. I know you're wondering about the boots. I don't know why I wore them; something just sort of made me put them on back at the apartment. I usually only wore them for show because at that heel height they were damn hard to walk in. But not this night; it was as if I was wearin' my sneaks.
I'd know which train Marley was on because the stake would vibrate - sort of doing for those special dead what a dousing rod does for water. It was 12:32am Christmas day, I'd been there over two hours, the freezing was way past just my butt, there'd been only two Dead Line trains - Mussolini and Stalin - and Marley hadn't been on either one. The trains are named after the real baddies, the damned damned or DD's as we call them; their spirits inhabit the steam locomotives that pull the trains, and they feel everything as if the engines were their bodies. "HotternHell" isn't just an expression for them. You can tell which train is which because, like Marley's face on the door knocker, their human faces are where the front boiler plate of the loco would be; Thomas the Tank Engine gone horribly bad.
At 12:33, I heard the sound of a steam loco and looked south down the tracks toward The Loop. The noise was twice as loud as the two previous baddies, and the sparks that were shooting from the smokestack looked like a 4th of July display. This engine was running hottest of all! Kindly old Uncle Adolf was coming! His mouth was wide open in a horrifying silent scream. The face had the look of a soul being consumed by the fires of Hell, which, of course, it was. I suppose one of these days the Boys Upstairs will update their DD list, but for now, Adolf Hitler was still the damnedest of the damned on the Dead Line.
And Marley was on him. My stake was vibrating like crazy. As Adolf slowed down upon reaching the platform, he was still glowing, but I felt no heat; it was all reserved for him. I gazed into the car windows as they slid by, and in the 4th car, I spotted him. He was completely gray, still dressed in 1840's garb, still with the scarf tied around his head holding his jaws in place. The only difference from before he warned Ebbie was no chain. I had been wrong about that. Damn! He'd be faster without the chain.
I estimated the train would stop with the 4th car about 50 feet beyond me. I turned and ran, again briefly wondering how I could do that in my FM heeled boots. For this to work, I had to get to the car just as the doors opened, and I did.
I slid in and twisted bringing up the stake. Marley was facing me about four feet away, and I launched myself at him stake extended held in both hands, using all my power of motion to try and drive it through his heart. But he was fast and, while he didn't have a chain, he did have a cane in his left hand. He brought the cane up and sent my stake flying, grabbed the bottom of the cane in his right hand and caught me in the chest, just under my boobs, with the cane held horizontal. I double damned Klaus at that point, not so much for making me female, but for making me female with D cups. The cane caught under those boobs and he was able to flip me over onto my back.
Like Titsie, he was a diver and started to dive over me. A tuck and roll would bring him even with the car's doors; he'd be out onto the platform, and I'd be still inside and riding the Dead Line. I could get off at the Howard stop, but he'd be long gone before I got back to Jarvis. Failure began to sweep over me, but then it hit me, the answer to why I'd worn the boots. They were DUTCH boots - wooden soles and heels! I gave a silent nod of thanks to Junior, who probably was behind the nudge to wear them and my ease of motion in them, curled up on my back, flexed my legs, and lashed upwards with my feet. The heels caught Marley in the chest just as he was diving over me. It must have worked, because There was a flash of light and the next thing I knew, I was standing on the Jarvis platform, in my sneaks, with the most beautiful little girl I'd ever seen holding my hand ... and Marley nowhere to be seen. Screamin' Adolf rolled on into the night.
I looked at the blonde haired blue eyed little girl, a six years old Alice in Wonderland made real, and felt instant love. "Jacob?" I asked.
She smiled and giggled. "Silly Mommie. Not anymore. I remember, but I'm Marlie now, like I always knew I was supposed to be. Let's go home." Marlie: I could almost see the pink signature with the little heart over the i.
I'm Holly Daze. My sexual orientation still hasn't changed - though I'm willing to admit now that it may - but one thing's for certain, I AM Mommie and I've found my little heroine. And we're not going to be late for this very important date. I'm going to take her home to meet Millie, and we three will have hot chocolate with Marshmallows, and then we'll go to bed so Klaus and Rudy and the girls will bring us presents. If they don't, well, I know Millie will consider just being a grandma enough present, I already have mine, and I know Jacob - finally - has hers.
And to rip off Tiny Tim, "God bless us everyone!"
Oh, Klaus, Rudy, and the girls DID bring presents. Vixen picked out mine, but it'll just have to stay in the box till that hero shows up, then we'll see.
END
Some folks say that you are what you eat, and that is particularly true with a good breakfast!
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You've heard of petticoat punishment, but really serious crimes may require pumpkin punishment.
Jackie O'Lantern
by Jezzi Belle Stewart
(This story was inspired by two things. First, I am currently in rehearsal for a play dealing with the issue of adult victims of child abuse*, and that got me thinking of what I would like to see happen to the perpetrators of such abuse. Secondly, thanks to J. John Seaver for his excellent story, "SRU: In the Bag"; it's posted at Fictionmania, and I highly reccomend it. )
Jack Prior knelt on the long uncut grass behind the worn and age weathered gravestone bearing the name of Jackson Donovan with the birth and death dates of 1840 - 1912, both barely legible on its surface. The grave of Mr. Donovan was a part of Donovan cemetery. Dorsey Donovan had, in the mid 19th century, become the richest citizen of the then town of Greasepuddle and had used his wealth and power to get the name of the town and the cemetery changed to his own; the main street of the town was Donovan Street and there was a Donovan Park also named after him, and there was the Donovan Childrens' Home started by and named for his son, the occupant of the grave fronted by the stone behind which Jack Prior knelt.
The cemetery was full, and had been so since the last burial in 1920. The space around it had, by that time been turned into an industrial district and there had been no room for expansion. Most of the industry had moved out in the years following World war II headed for sunnier climes and cheaper labor and had left outdated industrial plants behind to deteriorate until a recent wave of reform swept into power a city council willing to facilitate a gentrification of the neighborhood. The plan, begun eight years before Jack Prior's nocturnal and seemingly morbid visit to the cemetery this October 31st, had not touched the rotting factories on the north, east, or south sides of the cemetery, which had itself become overgrown, the graves uncared for and the stones allowed to deteriorate and fall over, both naturally and as the work of vandals and satanists. The section on the west side of the cemetery, however, had been razed and a housing development with houses priced to appeal to young families had been built. And that is why Jack, sad to say, was where he was at that time; the houses had almost all been purchased, and, as intended, had been purchased by families with young children ... and Jack was a pedophile.
Jack worked as a custodian at the elementary school that the developers of the new housing on the cemetery's west side had agreed to build. He was smart enough to play the paragon of virtue in the school itself, using it rather as an intelligence gathering resource than as an immediate source of the children themselves. Two years before his current Halloween journey, he had used knowledge of a planned, non parentally approved, nocturnal sojourn from Lydia Haskel's slumber party to "invite" three third grade girls, including Lydia herself, to an entirely different party from the one they had left without Lydia's parents' knowledge. Unfortunately for them, it was an invitation they found themselves unable to refuse. There was a scandal and an investigation, and the case was still open, but no trace of the three had been found. While Jack had been questioned, he was never really considered a suspect; he was, if he did think so himself, VERY clever ... and VERY good at what he did.
Jack had deliberately picked Jackson Donovan's gravestone to hide behind out of several suitable stones that were located in the area of the cemetery where he needed to be. He thought keeping company with the late Mr. Donovan very suitable indeed; they were, he believed, kindred souls. To the best of his knowledge, Old Jack had never hit a child or attempted sexual relations with one, or even yelled loudly at one. However, he knew that founding the foundlings home (He chuckled over that play on words.) had merely been one more way that Old Jack had found for increasing the family fortunes. Of the money donated for the home, Jack estimated from his research that twenty-five percent had gone into Old Jack's pocket, fifty percent had been used to bribe local and state officials, and twenty-five percent had gone into the actual running of the home where drab, ill-fitting clothing, food enough to keep the children healthy but on the edge of hunger, hard work - at jobs around town in various Donavon owned enterprises - VERY strict discipline, and a little schooling was the order of the day. Apparently Old Jack had read "Oliver Twist" and been quite taken with it - though in ways of which Mr. Dickens would not have approved. And things had only gotten worse since Old Jack's time; Jack knew this because he, himself, was a product of The Home.
Jack had never learned who his parents were, and had learned early on that open curiosity was a way to get one's self slapped or deprived of a meal or ordered to do more work. He also learned the pecking order, and, as a large boy, he moved to the top of it - actually food chain was more appropriate than pecking order, as at the top, one literally got more food.
Jack became a bully, pure and simple, and his bullying tendencies were given free reign by the home's employees, chosen solely for their willingness to work for minimum wage. The raging hormones of Jack's adolescence were fed not by girls his own age, as, at the beginning of it, those were usually bigger than he and able to defend themselves, but by little girls, the prepubescent ones, the pretty ones. At first he focused on adoration; the little girls who were willing to flatter him and feed his ego became his favorites. Soon, though, he moved on to sexual favors, and that worked for awhile. But finally came fear. Fear sent a thrill through Jack like nothing else; fear showed his absolute power over those in whom he induced it, and if they were pretty little female THINGS - Jack never thought of his victims as quite human - that was the TOP of the thrill chain.
In his seventeenth year, Jack scared seven year old Theresa O'Leary to death without even touching her. You don't - at least I hope you don't - even want to know what he did. The results for him were both good and bad. The good was that he had the most mind blowing, cum inducing, awesome orgasm ever; in his ecstasy, he felt sorry for Theresa that she was already dead when he ... well, like I said, I hope you don't want to know. The bad thing was he almost got caught ... and HE became afraid. That was no fun at all, and he decided that he would have to become very, very cleaver and very, very discrete to avoid that feeling of his own fear in the future. And being that worst combination of evil and brains, he did so become.
Jack WAS smart and had managed to get a good enough education for himself that after leaving the home at age eighteen, he was able to attend University. While there, he curbed his tendencies and managed to leave with a 4.0 GPA and a degree in child psychology. His professors all agreed that they had never seen a man who could relate to children as well as Jack. Irony is such a wonderful thing.
There's no place like home, and Jack didn't need ruby slippers to get there; he simply took the train. There would have been ample opportunities to satisfy his four years delayed appetite in The Big City. Had he stayed at University, as his professors had urged him to do, he could have acquired the advanced degrees to go into that perfect cover of a practicing child psychologist. He was drawn back to Donovan like a moth to a flame, however, and he was not quite sure why. Using only his high school diploma, and good references from the director of The Home, who was totally clueless as to what really went on in his domain and thought jack rather the best success story to come out since he had taken tenure, he got the job as custodian at the new Jackson Donovan (Surprise!) elementary school.
All this past history was reviewed by Jack as he huddled behind the gravestone. He had learned that for the last several years, Children, urging each other on by peer pressure to overcome their fear, had been including a trip through the cemetery on their Halloween trick or treat runs. The cemetery was, after all, a child's Halloween wet dream, looking exactly like the synthesis of every Hollywood horror film cemetery created since the 1930's. And then there was the pumpkin patch. Edgar Lee Masters had had one of his characters in "Spoon River Anthology" refer to a cemetery as a "wasted garden" and some one, back in the spring of the year, had decided to prove him wrong, planting pumpkin seeds in the area that was, Jack believed coincidentally, most traveled by the children. The pumpkins had thrived on the naturally fertilized soil of the graves, maturing with an unusual bright, almost fluorescent orange color. Jack, sitting amongst the vines, was surrounded by ones with anywhere from eight to twenty-four inch diameters. They hadn't been a part of his plan, but sitting there waiting among them, he began to get a fearsomely delicious and Halloween appropriate idea for making one so.
As coincidence would have it, it was another slumber party that Jack had heard of. Penny Silver and her friend Marta Lieberman had been in Mrs. Angstrom's third grade classroom while he was cleaning it one day a week or so ago. Jack was well aware of Penny and Marta. Both were Jack's type - beautiful, showing the promise of adult beauty that, if Jack had his way, they would never achieve. Penny's angelic nordic face with ice blue eyes was framed by honey blonde hair that was in twin ponytails tied off with ribbons the same pink color as her sweater; Jack thought that made-up she would look like Jon Benet. Marta was the opposite, olive skinned with straight black hair with violet Elizabeth Taylor eyes. Jack imagined both sets of eyes wide with fear and immediately turned his thoughts to their teacher, sixty years old if she was a day and ugly, to discourage the erection he could feel beginning. *Later,* he thought to "Big Jack", *Later.*
Mrs. Angstrom had left the room for a moment, and the two girls had immediately put their heads together and started giggling. To Jack, with his carefully built up knowledge of the minds of little girls, this meant secrets, and he deliberately began to sweep around the desks in which they were sitting, feeling under the edges of the empty desk tops as he did so. Bingo! As he ran his hand along the underside of the third desk over from where they were sitting, he detected several wads of gum, most rock hard, but one squishy, probably newly chewed that morning. He flipped the desk over and began industrially but carefully to clean the underside with spray gum dissolver and a cold chisel. This attention to detail had earned Jack several "Staff Member of the Month" citations from the school board. Outwardly absorbed in his work, he, of course, used the time to listen in and discover exactly what Penny and Marta's secrets were. Carved into the top of the desk he was cleaning were the words "Love you to pieces!" Jack stifled the chuckle that the words inspired; good ideas came from such unusual sources.
Marta and Penny, best friends, were giggling about what they planned to do at Susie Miller's Halloween slumber party. They would sneak out after the rest of the girls were asleep and, both dressed as witches, make their way to the cemetery to get a pumpkin. They would go late, after the teenagers had been and gone. When the other girls awoke in the morning to see the pumpkin, which, with its uniquely colored skin, could only have come from the cemetery, their social status would raise remarkably, and their brave nocturnal adventure would be the talk of the school for ... well, just forever! Jack couldn't believe his luck.
And here he was at one-thirty in the morning, sitting behind Jackson Donovan's gravestone amongst the pumpkin vines and pumpkins. The younger children had come early in the evening, and the teens had come about eleven and had left shortly after midnight. No one had come for the last hour, and he was awaiting with hard learned patience the arrival of the two little witches. The night was a perfect Halloween night, the full moon alternately being revealed and then hidden by clouds scudding across the sky, a light wind stirring the dead leaves in their bright funeral colors across the graves of sleeping (?) dead, and the temperature cool but comfortable. Jack was dressed in brown, green, and orange camouflage to blend in, and it was almost as if the Pumpkins and their vines appreciated his attempt. The pumpkins almost glowed in their fluorescent orange, and the vines almost seemed to curl up around him, their leaves caressing him, welcoming him. All in all, thought Jack, this was turning out to be a most pleasant prelude to the main attraction.
One pumpkin in particular, seeming to glow more than others, had drawn Jack's attention and had given him The Idea. He had brought a black mask to wear, but really was not happy with it. This pumpkin was about eighteen inches in diameter and Jack, with thoughts of a youthful reading of Washington Irving's "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" coming to mind, had thought that it might do as a head. He would cut a circular piece from the bottom big enough to fit over his head and carve a particularly scary face on it for the "benefit" of his two beautiful visitors. He did not notice that the vine bearing that particular pumpkin had its roots sunk deep into the soil at the middle of Jackson Donovan's grave.
At about one o'clock he had carefully untied the bow of the string holding his leather knife case wrapped. He lovingly unwrapped the well worn leather carrier to expose his pride and joy, a set of five knives made by the best Swedish knife maker in the business, knives he had, with the zeal of the fanatic, spent the day sharpening to razor edges and polishing till they shown. They ranged in size from a foot long heavy duty blade, more than adequate to sever a thigh joint if necessary, to a surgeon's scalpel for delicate work on fingers ... or ears ... or eyes. "Love you to pieces!"
He selected the medium blade and began to carve, by one-thirty his "head" was ready; it's carved features seemed to Jack more than able to project the malevolently evil feelings he had aimed for; the carving had gone so well that he was ready to swear that the pumpkin had cooperated in its own transformation. He heard footsteps approaching and with a sense of gleeful anticipation, he placed the pumpkin on his head.
As the two witches stepped into view, Jack attempted to rise from behind the gravestone, but was shocked to find he could not move. Although there was a bright full moon at that moment, the faces of the two seemed to be hidden in shadows cast by the brims of their traditional witches hats. One raised her left arm to the horizontal toward him and began to move her fingers in arcane motions, A fear he hadn't felt in ages began to creep into the edges of his mind as, against his will, he rose and stepped around Jackson's stone into the girls' full view. Far from showing fear themselves, the two seemed to radiate power. Neither spoke a word, but they didn't need to. The other raised her right arm and began a series of movements more complex and intricate than the first. Back at Susie Miller's house, Penny Silver and Marta Lieberman were fast asleep, happy smiles from Halloween fun on their faces just like the other girls. All thoughts of a pumpkin raid gone as if they had never been.
The pumpkin head began to tighten around Jack's head as the circular bottom hole began to expand. The vine from which he had taken the pumpkin wrapped itself around his ankles and pulled him forward so that he fell with the top of his pumpkin head up against Jackson's stone. Jack heard ghostly old and evil laughter coming up through the earth and through the stone to his pumpkin covered ears. Full blown fear exploded through his mind as the vines began to push his body up into the pumpkin. he could no longer see the two witches, but he knew they were there, silently watching. As his shoulders were swallowed, he imagined ... no it wasn't imagination ... he SAW Theresa O'Leary as she had looked the night he had lured her into his car standing before him, pointing at him, a look of justice long deferred on her face, her hair blowing out behind her as if in a wind he couldn't feel. He felt excruciating pain in his head, shoulders and also his chest, which was now also consumed by the voracious pumpkin head. He heard the creaking and cracking of bones shortening and rearranging. He smelt the stink of his bowels and bladder releasing before his buttocks was swallowed, his excrement adding more fertilizer to the no longer wasted garden. The skin of his scalp, arms, chest, and underarms burned with a pushing and pulling feeling which extended to the rest of his body as it was consumed. Just before his groin and buttocks was consumed, Theresa was joined by Lydia Haskel and her two friends. In the background, he could sense his other victim's presence as well, and the pain and fear, which, at the primal level his thoughts had been reduced to, he had thought couldn't get any worse, exploded to new levels as external and internal organs churned around and rearanged. When his feet disappeared into the pumpkin, the bottom sealed itself and the face he had carved disappeared, replaced only by seamless skin. All that remained of his mind at that moment was pure overwhelming primal fear that seemed to go on and on and on.
Where the two witches had stood, two grown plus size ladies now stood. One was wearing an olive business suit with her hair in a no nonsense bun and the other a nurse's uniform in retro 1950's style. As dawn began to break, the pumpkin they had been watching, which had grown to about a four foot diameter after swallowing Jack, began to fade, along with the just and righteous magic of the Halloween night that had spawned it. When it had finally disappeared completely, a beautiful but disheveled and poorly dressed little girl, a feminine version of Jack Prior at age four, was lying asleep in a fetal position among the perfectly ordinary pumpkins.
At a gesture from the olive suited woman, the nurse grabbed the little girl's arm and none too gently jerked her awake and upright. "Jackie! Jackie O'lantern!" said Olive Suit sternly with no kindness in her voice, "I am sick and tired of your running away like this!"
There was enough of Jack left to wonder who the lady was talking about. He was confused, but remembered Theresa and Lydia and the rest ... and the pain ... enough to be still very afraid. He realized he was looking up at her, and he looked down at himself, his thin legs extending from his dirty white cotton dress, his blonde but dirty hair resting partially on his still flat chest. His dress! His hair! JackIE!?! He tried to scream, but only high pitched guttural sounds emerged and he realized he was mute, incapable of speech.
Olive suit - the name Mrs. Corleone floated into Jackie's mind - made an arm and finger gesture that Jack recognized from the night before and a full length mirror appeared allowing him to see her new self. Shocked HE took an involuntary step back. SHE was now Jack Prior's wet dream! Beautiful, small, weak, and incredibly vulnerable, unable to voice any complaints, the perfect victim.
"yes, JACK," said the nurse holding him - Nurse DeSade, Jackie knew. "It's time to take Jackie back to her home. ... To The Home." The mirror, having accomplished it's purpose, disappeared; no evidence of magic remained outside of Jackie's mind ... but that was enough.
*The Home! Jackie lives in the Home!* Jack thought. The Donovan Home, where people like him lived and where people like him were in charge! Maybe worse people than him! And now SHE was being taken there. One emotion was paramount in Jack/Jackie's mind.
"Oh yes; The Home, Jackie." said Mrs. Corleone. The malevolent grins were clear on both their faces as she and Nurse DeSade each grabbed a thin, powerless arm. "Be afraid; be VERY afraid!"
And Jack Prior, now four year old Jackie O'lantern, was, and would be for a VERY long time.
End
* - the play is "Requiem for the Child" and it will be performed Nov. 18/19/25/26, 2005 in Lombard, IL, a western suburb of Chicago. If anyone is interested, contact me.
This isn't really a story. I do a lot of TG modified comics covers (Found at Femur's TGcaps site: http://www.tgcaps.com/caps/) and after reading Pamela Sue's Ladd's Exchange Mall series I created a comic six issue mini-series: Laddie-Gurl Comics: Tales from the Ladd's Exchange Mall (Where boys will be gurls ... whether they like it or not)
Issue # 1, "Let's Pretend"
Original: I Love You comics #85
This LEM mom is a saint compared to the majority, who are REALLY sadistic!
2 - SMILE ... or else!
Original: The Country Gentleman magazine cover, 06/1931
Convincing the victim that his plight is his own fault, no matter how much more severe it is than whatever he did, is a standard brainwashing technique.
3 - Pink Failed!
Original: Thanks to Lorna Samuels
I was listening to "The Wall" when I saw this at Lorna's TGcaps page. As I read Pamela Sue's story, this is what I wish would happen just once, and wonder why it or something like it hasn't.
4 - Pi R screwed
Original: Police Detective Cases magazine 08/1947
In the LEM universe, being a normal boy is a crime, so any excuse to feminize a boy - for "her" own good, of course - is accepted.
5 - Body betrayal
Original: Love Romances comics #25
A LEM success story.
6 - Project G.U.R.L.
Original: Femforce comics #64
Giantesses Unleashed (to) Recruit Lotharios. Short on practicality but long on fantasy. Lots of wet panties around the LEM boardroom table when this gets brought up!
END (for now?)
Another BigCloset TopShelf story.
SISTER SUFFRAGETTES
by Jezzi Belle Stewart
©2006, Turn Right Productions
INTRODUCTION
This, the April 29/30, 1903 entry in the diary of Miss Emily Wentworth, is a sequel to my dear sister Gwen Lavyril's SUFFERING SUFFRAGETTES, the April 28th entry. It is written and posted with her permission. I urge readers who have not done so to read Gwen's very well written and entertaining entry first, but if you want to jump right in to mine, I offer the summary below:
In Gwen's April 28 entry, Emily relates how she and her mother, both suffragettes, punish her brother Henry for his misogynist attitude toward their cause and towards women in general, and his actions based on those attitudes, by putting him into a ridiculous feminine outfit that only the silly, flighty type of woman he believes all women to be would wear and tricking "Henrietta" into behaving as such while marching in Seneca Falls' suffragette parade. Henry's girlfriend Patricia becomes involved in his torment, and two of Henry's like minded friends are punished by their mother in like manner, becoming "Charlene" and "Danielle." Gwen ends the April 28 entry with Emily gloating that Henrietta, Charlene, and Danielle are going to have to participate in the cleanup from a tea held at the Wentworth home.
The only things I have changed from Gwen's scenario is to upgrade the parade to a three day convention, and Patricia to Henry's fiancee'.
Gwen and I share a rather nicely warped sense of humor, and in many respects our views on femininity and feminization are similar. However, she likes her reluctant hero(ines) to remain reluctant, while I like to see them converted to the wonders of true femininity, becoming strong, independent women. This difference is what prompted me to ask Gwen's permission to write a sequel. Love ya, Gwennie!
THE STORY:
Dear Diary,
It is four o'clock in the morning, so please excuse any grammatical errors or lapses in ladylike decorum in my prose. I have spent the last two hours talking first with my new friend but old acquaintance, Elsie, our maid, and next with my brother in skirts, Henrietta! I simply must write while all is fresh.
It is most amazing! I had thought it an end to my brother's odyssey through the seas of womanhood when I watched him, or. rather, her, as she certainly moved and handled her skirts as if born to it by that time, climb the stairs from our kitchen shortly past midnight, having been finally released by Mother from our domestic duties. BUT, as it turned out, it was not! And I must say that I have done a complete about face, as they say, in my opinion of my younger sibling.
After "Danielle" and "Charlene" had left with their mother, Henry had quietly and without protest, donned an apron and, at mother's command, proceeded to help her and I with the cleanup from our ladies' afternoon. He did not even protest, other than one pleading look at our unyielding mother, when he realized that Cook was directing the event and that Elsie was helping also so that two more women with whom he would have to live, and servants at that, were to be aware of his plight. I must say that, while he didn't seem to share our exuberant mood, continuing from our day's, in our opinion, successful march for women's' suffrage, and while he did not share in our womanly conversation unless directly addressed, he quietly and efficiently did the work which Cook gave him and took her and Elsie's direction in how to do it with good grace. Had I not known it was my brother under the skirts, I would not have supposed it was anything other than five women working in our kitchen - albeit one of them a bit shy.
I stayed dressed for an additional hour and was a bit surprised that I did not get the call for help I was expecting from Henry, as I knew, I being "in the same boat" so to speak, he would not be able to shed his garments by himself. I was certainly unprepared, when i finally summoned Elsie, for her statement that "Miss Henrietta" had requested her help before retiring. That DID NOT sound like the Henry I knew. I was also suspicious of the little smile that seemed to hover on Elsie's lips as, when I asked about my brother's mood, she stated that "Miss Henrietta thanked me graciously for my help ... as did Master Henry, when he reappeared." My brother thanking a servant, a female servant, a female servant who knew he was a man dressed by his sister as a woman, being gracious and courteous!? Will wonders never cease! Laying my head on my pillow, I thought that when I saw my brother in the morning, I might not give him quite the "hard time" I had planned.
I did not see Henry this morning. I did not see him till early afternoon, but, in a way, I have not seen him at all today. When I came down to breakfast, I inquired of Mother and Father if they had seen him, and they both replied in the negative. At this point, Elsie, who was serving, offered the information that Master Henry - and again I saw that mischievous smile - had gone out early stating he did not know when he would be returning. Father was of the opinion that we, Mother and I, had so humiliated the boy yesterday that he could not bear to show his face to us yet. I agreed with him, but could not shake the feeling that "something was up." I was right, but never in my wildest dreams would I have imagined what was about to transpire.
Yesterday's activities having been but one day's out of three, Mother and I proceeded to dress for the luncheon and talk by Mrs. Stanton that was to be held in the pavilion tent down at the chautauqua grounds starting at noon. Even Father was going. Men had been invited and, while mother had not specifically asked him to attend, he had asked her at breakfast whether she would like his company as he had rather appreciated how brave and committed she and the other women had been yesterday and had decided that perhaps it was time that he showed his support for the cause that could so move the woman who had graciously agreed to share her life with him in a more concrete manner. Whether his declaration was entirely altruistic or whether Henry's experience, having given him a glimpse of the extent to which two - I include myself - determined women would go when seriously annoyed, had given him a nightmare experience of himself in skirts, I did not know, but I give him the benefit of the doubt, and mother was simply radiant. As a proper young lady, I will pretend I do not Know what transpires in the marital bedroom, but I assume that as I write, Father is being well rewarded.
Yesterday Mother and I had been rather soberly dressed (unlike Henrietta!) in grays and brown in light of the seriousness of our cause, not wishing to give the unenlightened male population of the march route any actual reason to hurl taunts of "frivolous females" at us. Since "reason" and "male" do not often go together (Yes, I have my prejudices also.) they did so anyway, but at least WE knew we had done nothing to foster their ill conceived jibes. Anyway, today was to be more of a social gathering of like minded women, and while Father wore his usual black suit and, I must admit, looked quite handsome, we women decided to dress in more colorful attire, due mostly to mother, who was feeling most generous toward Father now and knew he liked her dressed in more colorful and what he considered more feminine fashion. For a moment, the devil in me arose and caused me to consider wearing the dress of mother's that dear Henrietta had worn yesterday just to see Father's reaction, but being ever the dutiful daughter, and knowing it would be rather large and therefore unflattering on me, I decided to subdue my sense of humor, and dress, like mother, as he would wish me to. Mother chose a light brown walking skirt with dark brown accents topped by a lovely rose colored silk Jacquard jacket, and she had Elsie do up her hair in a rather light hearted fashion. To somewhat match her, I wore the rose tea dress with the light green accents that I had worn for tea with the President and First Lady the previous spring, I having become friends with the President's daughter, Alice. "I can be president or I can control Alice," Mr. Roosevelt had stated. "I cannot possibly do both." And he was and is correct. I thoroughly love and enjoy dear Alice, but, oh my, she is a wild woman! I digress. Since no one I knew or whose opinion I cared about in Seneca Falls was likely to have been in Washington that spring and seen me in it, I felt it safe to wear that delightful dress a second time. Mother and I were, of course, corseted, but neither of us wore a bustle or bonnet, those relics of an earlier age! All in all, I felt the three of us made quite a delightful picture as we entered the large cream colored chautauqua tent.
Who should we see first, but Elsie. Since today was her day off, there was nothing untoward about seeing her, except that none of us had had any idea that she was a suffragette. Of course she was dressed in normal clothes, and it was somewhat startling to me, used to seeing her only in her uniforms, to realize how strikingly pretty she was. My parents, and I likewise, believed, unlike many of our peers, that servants were not inherently inferior simply because of the nature of their employment, and treated our servants, when off duty, as they would their other acquaintances. We greeted her as such, and she offered us an invitation us sit with her at her table, which we accepted. She had just time to introduce us to her mother, who had accompanied her, she said, "to see what all this 'ere voting ruckus was all about", before the waiters began serving the lunch. Mother and I engaged Elsie and her mother in conversation, while father introduced himself to the one other man at the table. He turned out to be a bricklayer who had accompanied his wife because, as he said, "I voted for Grant and Harrison, and where did that get us. Women can't do a worse job than we men have." I thought that a very enlightened position for a man and a bricklayer to take and then was ashamed of myself for being such a snob. He and father appeared to be getting along splendidly discussing Father's wish to replace our old wooden carriage house with a more substantial brick one, while we had a delightful conversation with Elsie and her mother, the result of which, by the time the lunch ended, was another confirmed suffragette. We were sipping the last of our tea as the pounding of the gavel caused us to turn and face the stage as the "important personages" filed on and took their seats.
Mrs. Gavilla Patterson, Gavie, as mother called her as they were best friends from grade school, as leader of our group, took the podium to introduce Mrs. Stanton, while Mrs. Stanton herself and several other women took seats behind her. I was surprised to see that one of the women was Patricia Conklin, my brother's fiancee''. While I turned to appraise my mother of this fact, my brain must have been working undetected, like the workings of some infernal calculating machine, to identify the other seated women, and when it presented my consciousness with the identity of the woman seated next to Patricia, I am afraid I lost all sense of ladylike decorum and grabbed mother and shook her and shouted, "It's Hen ... Henrietta!", which conclusion both my Mother and Father had already reached. As mother and I both opened our mouths to speak, Father, with remarkable presence of mind, reached out both hands and placed fingers over our lips, indicating with a shake of his head, the people all around us who might not be aware of the wolf in ewe's clothing among the dignitaries before us. I thought to turn and warn Elsie, only to see her smiling at us. The little minx had known about this all along, even at breakfast this morning! I glared at her in frustration because, of course, we could not speak of it and had to pretend that there was nothing out of the ordinary.
Auntie Gavie (as she had told me early on to call her, and Mother approved) gave, I'm sure, a very nice introduction, none of which I consciously heard as my mind was still whirling over the knowledge that my brother was up on the dais, again in skirts. One would think there would have been an uproar, whether outrage or laughter, from the audience of women, as most of them had known Henry for years, and had also seen him and recognized him in his Henrietta mode yesterday, but there was not; the crowd was relatively silent and there was no sign that he was recognized by any but Mother, Father, Elsie, and I. And as I gazed at what I had a great deal of trouble thinking of as him, I saw why that was so. Yesterday, Henry had been dressed by me to stand out from the rest of us and was induced, tricked if you will, by me to act the caricature of a woman, to act, in fact, as he and his friends thought women acted. He thought he was undetected as a male, while every true woman who saw him knew, even if they did not know the circumstances, that a man in a dress was in their midst. Today, I had to admit it was Henrietta seated upon the dais and my brother was nowhere to be seen. First of all, he was dressed like the rest of us; he had on a pale green tea dress with a pink roses design upon it - rather like my dress, in fact, with the base color and pattern color reversed; while it was clear that he, like the great majority of us, was corseted, there was no outdated bustle or childish bonnet in evidence. His hair had to have been an artificial creation, as it was in the current style made popular by the artist Charles Dana Gibson, clearly much longer than Henry's natural hair, though the same color. But if one did not know those facts, one would not have known that it was not the natural hair of the lovely woman beneath it. And she - I really cannot think in terms of 'he' or 'him' or 'his' any more as I write this - was lovely! Gone was the caricature of yesterday, replaced not only by the look of femininity but by femininity itself; her body language and facial expression just seemed to boldly announce, "I am woman!"
Elsie made the following sketches while Mother, Father, and I were gawking. I am reminded again of my own shortcomings; Elsie has worked for us for over three years and I had no idea as to her ideas and talents. Perhaps I had better work to get my own house in order rather than worrying about the ordering of my brother's.
How had this metamorphosis come to pass? My first thought was that this must be Patricia's doing; she certainly had seemed to have as much fun tormenting poor Henrietta yesterday as I did, and I had guiltily wondered whether I had rather destroyed their relationship. I had not had a chance to do any "damage control" yesterday, and had meant to speak to her today on the subject. Perhaps she felt yesterday had not been punishment enough for her boorish and chauvinistic fiancé', but as I once again examined Henrietta, I began to doubt that, as had punishment been Patricia's goal, she would have made HIM appear slightly ridiculous, as yesterday, clearly a boy in a dress. No something else was afoot here, as SHE in no way appeared ridiculous, quite the opposite in fact; there was a proud, lovely, and intelligent looking young lady up on that dais.
I had been ignoring what was happening at the podium. My Auntie had been replaced by Mrs. Stanton who had apparently been speaking for several minutes already while I had been ruminating. What I present here next, is, I have no doubt, a completely accurate transcript of the words that she and Henrietta - yes Henrietta - spoke , as Elsie took them down in the new business shorthand (!!!) and then wrote them out for me earlier this evening. I had no idea she had studied and mastered this; I AM such a snob!
I became aware of Mrs. Stanton's words as she said. "... and do not give up on men! They can be brought to see the right of things. Although ..." and here she turned her head and looked directly at the beautiful woman who was my brother, "... sometimes it takes drastic measures to bring that desired outcome about. Before continuing with my prepared remarks, the lovely young lady to my left has asked to speak to you. I will give you no introduction, as she will undoubtedly do that herself." She moved from the podium and gracefully sat as my brother arose and, herself the very model of feminine grace, took her place. Shock upon shock! She spoke with a feminine voice that she had not used yesterday. It was a lovely voice, soft and lilting, and yet somehow managing to carry throughout the large tent in which we were lodged. How had she managed to acquire such a voice in the little less than twelve hours since I had last heard her speak? I did not know, and I still do not, as, under the weight of other more pressing questions, I neglected to ask when later I was able to converse with her. No harm, as I imagine that the events of THIS convention will be a major topic of conversation between us, and, indeed, among the majority of the population of Seneca Falls, for quite some time! I quote below my brother's, words exactly as Elsie presented them to me; Henrietta was certainly not shy with her opening statement: "Ladies, and enlightened gentlemen, My name is Henry Wentworth."
At this point the crowd let out a gasp of disbelief, but then the level of conversation rose sharply as recognition belatedly set in. I noted that Mother and Father both had their heads in their hands, while Elsie, paused in her writing, was whispering in the ear of her mother, who looked as though any moment her jaw was going to hit the table top. Henrietta stood poised and confident, simply waiting for the noise to cease. When the chaos diminished, as it did after several minutes as everyone realized that the young lady or young man before them was not going to leave and did not look embarrassed or intimidated by the disorder flowing around him/her, she continued. "I appear before you as a convert, disciple, and new apostle of the right of the female citizens of this great democracy of ours to vote and hold public office and to act in all ways on an equal footing with men - not the same as men, but equal to them. Although ..." Here she smiled "... my experience yesterday leads me to believe that any man who proclaims women as the weaker - or even the equal - sex is a fool ... as I certainly was up till then. I come before you dressed as I am, behaving and speaking as I am, of my own free will to show you the sincerity of my declaration. For the remainder of today and for tomorrow till the end of this historic convention, I am Henrietta ... and if you will have me, I would be proud to be your sister in the cause of women's' suffrage just as I will be proud to be your brother in it in the future!"
There was absolute silence in the room, and I imagine Henrietta had a few nervous moments, as did I for her as, unbelievable as it seems given my brother's previous behavior, I had no doubt as to his sincerity, and my heart was bursting with new found pride. Glancing at my parents, I could see that while my father appeared still undecided, Mother had come to the same conclusion as I. First her husband and now her son had restored her faith in MANkind. The silence was broken by a smattering of applause, that turned into a standing ovation as the ladies and perhaps even more so the men, realized that no man who was not as sincere as Henry had declared himself to be, would do what he had done. It was clear that by his choice of clothing and demeanor he was not making fun of women, but was paying tribute to them!. It was several minutes before the applause died down and everyone had reseated themselves. As order resumed, Henrietta continued. I may have been mistaken because of my distance from her, but I believe there were tears on her cheeks as just for a moment she was overwhelmed by the positive nature of the response to her declaration. If true, it had to have been an automatic response on her part, just as it was a thoroughly feminine one.
"Thank you; thank you all so much. I, and Henry in the future, hope to prove worthy of such a response. Henry, as I was then, before the events of yesterday, certainly was not. I believed women to be inferior to men, to be flighty, silly creatures fit only for tasks requiring minimal intelligence and for the service and pleasure and comfort of we men. Up till yesterday, I matched my actions to my beliefs, most recently by tearing down and destroying the posters for this noble convention which you ladies had worked so hard to create and post. How I could believe such nonsense and act in such ways given the edifying models of behavior set by my parents and sister, I do not know. No one else is to blame for my actions; I take full responsibility for them. Had I emulated my parents, had I viewed my sister as a person of equal worth - I would say now, superior worth - rather than an inferior and often irritating creature, I would not have found myself in the position of extreme humiliation I did yesterday, for yesterday I was taken in hand by my mother and by my sister and forced to become a caricature of a woman, a creature exactly like I supposed women to be, the figure of ridicule you all saw unwillingly marching, or, rather, mincing along in the parade and participating in the day's other activities."
"At first, all I could do was feel that sorry for myself that I had been so terribly wronged. How could my mother and sister do this to me, the heir to the castle, so to speak, and by divine right, their born superior? I was outraged, but also terrified of being recognized by any of my misogynist compatriots. Because I was so terrified, I succumbed to the direction of my sister who convinced me that if I followed her directions, no one would take me for anything other than a natural woman. By design, she trained me to act the part of a woman as I thought women to be, and as a result, I fooled no one. When my fiancee' joined us and not only refused to help me but instead cooperated in my humiliation, I felt as though I had reached the low point of my existence."
"It is said that when one is at the lowest point, there is no place else to go but up. My salvation was my fiancee', Miss Patricia Conklin." With a graceful and feminine sweep of her arm, she indicated Patricia, who, by the blush so extreme I noted it from the far reaches of the tent, it was obvious, had no knowledge that she was going to be singled out and acknowledged by her future spouse in such a way. "I suppose deep down I knew that my parents and sister loved me, but as they were being the instruments of my extreme humiliation and discomfort, that knowledge was for the time being buried deeply. I love Patricia, though, with all my heart, and believe deeply that God intends us for one another; since she has accepted my proposal of marriage, I believe she feels the same in regard to me. I had to believe that she would not treat me as she was simply out of spite or revenge, but that she had to believe that what she was doing was ultimately for my benefit. I Followed that thought and I experienced an epiphany; what Divine love did for the benefit of that persecutor of Christians, Saul, on the road to Damascus, I am convinced the Divinely inspired love of Patricia and I for one another did for me. Suddenly all was clear! My condition of the moment was all of my own chauvinistic, stubborn, childish creation. My sister, my mother, Mrs. Stanton, all of you were in the right, and I, my mental vision narrowed by the blinders of my prejudice much as my physical vision was by the ridiculous bonnet I wore, did not ... would not ... see. No more! I began to consider not how badly I had been used, but what I might learn from the experience. I listened to the words of Mrs. Stanton and the other speakers for the first time with an open mind. As I looked around the tent, I began to realize exactly how much complex work and planning had gone into this enterprise, and all of it done by women. Certainly the frivolous females of my world view would be incapable of doing so much. I thought of mentioning this to my 'partners in crime' - Charlene' and 'Danielle', as I was Henrietta - but we had become separated. Even Mother and Emily, my tormentors, as I thought of them at that time, had left me to my own devices, no doubt watching me from a distance to see how much bigger a fool I could make of myself. Only Patricia remained with me and I mentioned my changing perceptions to her. She looked at me and for the first time she dropped her mockery of me and spoke to me by name, 'Henry, God is good; She did not inspire love in me for you to be wasted on you as you were. There is, as I believed, hope for you yet. you are on the right path; watch and observe.' She gave me a kiss on the cheek as one woman might do with another, and I knew I was back to being Henrietta in her eyes. And then she, too, left me."
"I wandered, and made it a point to speak respectfully to the women I met. At first they were suspicious of me, with every right to be so, but some, seeing me as Patricia did as a work in progress, treated me as they would another real woman, and answered my questions about their cause. One such woman was none other than Mrs. Stanton herself. Such a magnificent woman! She told me straight out that she had heard what I had done, heard what Mother and Emily had planned for me, and heartily approved. However, she also stated that since I did appear to have had a change of heart and to be sincere in my desire to learn, she would help. We spent a half hour in conversation before Mother came to collect me to return home and prepare for our afternoon tea guests, and I must say I learned more in that half hour than from much of my formal schooling. Although she knew nothing of the plans I had made, when I approached her this morning, she she did not appear too surprised to see me as I am, stating that while this was a bit extreme even for her imagination, she had believed after our time together yesterday that I would find some way to both prove my sincerity to you all and to make the beginning of amends for my past behavior. She was gracious enough to grant me this time to address you, and..." Here he turned to the Great Lady. "... I thank you, Elizabeth, from the bottom of my heart." Again there was tumultuous applause lasting a minute or more before Henrietta could continue.
"At home, I was left to play unwilling hostess to Charlene and Danielle as well as two young ladies from our school class. Since I was now determined to make, as they say, lemonade from lemons, and learn from my experience, I decided that my best course of action would be to do my best to be a gracious hostess to our guests; to that end, I did my best to recall all the the times I had seen Mother in that role, and i believe I did a creditable job as the two young ladies complimented me upon leaving, telling me that it was apparent to them that I was benefiting from my experience."
"The final step in my remarkable conversion occurred as we repaired to the kitchen for the clean up following the departure of our guests. I fully expected that while I might be made to participate, Mother and Emily would simply retire for the night. Imagine my surprise when both rolled up their sleeves and pitched in, taking direction, as did Elsie and I, from Cook. The solidarity of womankind!" She paused and looked out across the throng and found us, as I could tell from her smile. She looked at Father and I could tell their eyes met. "To be fair," she continued, "I later learned that Father had been out in the stables helping the grooms with the carriage and horses." For the first time since he had recognized his 'daughter' upon the dais, I saw Father smile.
"As I worked quietly, trying to adjust my behavior from that of the caricature that I had previously thought reality to that of the true real women around me, it occurred to me that my infamous reputation was wide spread and of long standing and that any protestations of such a drastic and swift change in me as I might make would be taken not just with a grain, but with a whole shaker full of salt. I determined to come up with a way to make the epiphany I had experienced plain to you all beyond a shadow of a doubt. I knew I needed to seek help, first in ascertaining if what I was considering was possible, and then, if so, in implementing it . I received the help I sought from two wonderful women, and What you see before you shows you the result of it. I am a new man, proud to present myself as a tribute to the new American woman, ready to stand shoulder to shoulder with men, suffrage in hand, as we march into this new century, equal partners, doing our best to, in the words of James Madison, 'secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity."
MY goodness my brother made a magnificent woman! Henrietta 'brought the house down'! It was almost ten minutes before she could speak again.
"Finally, I, Henrietta, will be available to you all as I work and take recreation with you for the remainder of the conference, to answer any and all questions you might have. I thank you all for your patience throughout my remarks, I once again thank, you, Mrs. Stanton, for giving me the opportunity to make them. I thank my friend Elsie and my soul mate Patricia for seeing in a self-misguided boy both the man and the woman there was the potential to become and for their help and guidance in turning a sows ear into this silk purse."
She turned to Patricia, who stood and stepped forward into her arms. They hugged and kissed each other on the cheek as two women, but, oddly, there was no doubt that the love of man and woman was there too. There was not a dry eye among the women in the gathering, as she returned to the podium.
"I would like to thank my father who I'm sure thought that he could stop my mother and sister from doing what they did to me yesterday, but chose not to." There was some laughter at her way of phrasing that. "And mostly I would like to thank from the bottom of my heart my dear mother and dear sister Emily, for if they had not forced me into 'petticoat punishment', as I believe they call it in England, I would not have experienced the epiphany that has changed me and allowed me to begin the journey that will make me a better person ... whether in skirts or trousers!"
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SISTER SUFFRAGETTES
by Jezzi Belle Stewart
©2006, Turn Right Productions
(Part 2 begins immediately following the end of part 1.)
For the second time in less than ten minutes, we were all of us on our feet, cheering, laughing at the last statement, and applauding for all we were worth. When we all ran down finally, Mrs. Stanton had reclaimed the podium, and she addressed HIM: "My dear, you make a better man as Henrietta than you ever did as Henry, and I am sure that the new Henry that will appear Monday will be as fine a man as Henrietta is a woman. All of us, Henrietta's new friends, will not desert her Monday simply because her clothes and appearance change. As I said in the beginning ladies, do not give up on your men; we have an example before us that change IS possible. God speed Henrietta and Henry. And now ..."
I have never been prouder of my brother as I was at that moment when he was my sister! We met only briefly after the speeches, but Henrietta promised mother and I a good 'woman to women' talk after this evenings ball. Father could participate, she said with a smile, but only if he was willing to don a nightgown! AND FATHER AGREED !!! But Mother, realizing, I believe, that his heart was not in it, and appreciating that he had made a large step just by attending the convention today, let him off the hook by saying that she thought she would be quite tired by the end of the ball and that anyway her daughters would be able to talk more freely without their parents present. She and Father would accept a summary of our conversation in the morning. I hope that when I marry, my husband and I will have the type of relationship that Mother and Father have.
As Henrietta would be busy, and Patricia and Elsie as well, with preparations for the night's ball, we said our farewells and left for home, Mother and I to nap and father to clear up some bank business. Along the way we exchanged hugs and parted with Elsie's mother, who assured us she would return to the convention on the morrow to officially join our cause. As I laid my head upon my pillow, I thought of seeing my brother at the ball, and decided that I would kill him if Henrietta ended up in a gown more splendid than mine!
As Mother and I checked ourselves in the full length mirror provided in the special tent set aside as the ladies salon that evening, I decided that Henrietta would have to have gone some to outshine Mother and I. Since Elsie was working at the convention hall, Mother and I had become like school chums, doing each other's hair and helping each other dress, all the while giggling and gossiping like schoolgirls. Much of our conversation, as might be expected, centered on Henry's remarkable and, we were now convinced, sincere conversion and what we could expect to see Henrietta wearing at the ball. Mother agreed to join me in my planned homicide should her new daughter outshine us both. We had done our hair like Henrietta's in Mr. Gibson's style, not missing the irony that we two true females were taking our hairstyle cues from a faux femme fatal. Since my beau, Stalwart was escorting me (who else !!) I decided that I would dress to 'set the hook', so to speak. I must admit to a bit of jealousy that my little brother had become engaged before me. The Gibson style allowed my neck to show to advantage and my gown left my shoulders bare, without a hint of blemish, while its decollate allowed just a glimpse of my bosom. I could wish its color red to inflame, but being a proper lady I had settled for a dusty rose satin that I hoped would more subtly encourage such a response. Mother had loaned me the necklace and earrings she had worn to her debutante ball, and they were splendid. Overall, I was quite pleased. Mother, while dressed more conservatively as befitted a more mature married lady, was still quite beautiful, and if, the light in Father's eyes upon seeing her was any judge, she had upon him the same effect I hoped to elicit from Stalwart.
By the way, I have found out the reason for his unusual but, in its generic sense, appropriate name. He had been born during the Garfield campaign to staunch Stalwart Republican parents and by the time of the assassination and its unfortunate connection with the Stalwarts, it was too late to change it. How he, with such parents, ended up progressive enough to sympathize with my views and the cause of women's suffrage, I do not know; I am just glad it is so.
As we exited the salon tent and entered the main tent, we saw Henrietta: "Emily Wentworth took an ax and gave her SISTER forty whacks; when she saw what she had done, she gave her BROTHER forty one!" was the paraphrase of that bit of school yard doggerel that ran through my mind. She was absolutely gorgeous, and if she had an equal, it was not Mother or I, Patricia standing beside her. Henrietta had not changed her hair, and Patricia had done hers to match. As had been the case this afternoon, she was wearing a dress almost exactly like mine, only in emerald green. Patricia's was nearly the same only in the red that I had eschewed! And what HAD Patricia done to create such a realistic hint of bosom peeking from Henrietta's decollate? Their jewelry sparkled to match their sparkling eyes. Henrietta's eyes sparkled with anticipation of a new world opening, Patricia's with love and pride. I knew I would give Stalwart such a smack if he even looked at Henrietta below the neck! I glanced at Mother and saw her beaming with the pride that a mother can only feel for a daughter with whom she is well pleased. Strangely, I felt no jealousy that that look was not bestowed on me; this was clearly, Henrietta's night, and, I had to admit, rightly so.
We approached the two, and hugs and air kisses commenced. Stalwart approached and I introduced him to Patricia and Henrietta. Stalwart had met Henry on several occasions, but I could tell that he had no thought but that he was being introduced to two beautiful women - three, actually, because Elsie joined us at that moment. having, as I mentioned, only ever seen her in her uniform, I was again amazed at how lovely she was, although she, like I and even Patricia, took second to Henrietta. During the whole time we were together, Stalwart did NOT glance below my sister's neck - nor Elsie's, nor Patricia's. He had, as a matter of fact, after politeness had been discharged, eyes only for me, and I knew then that I WOULD be Mrs. Stalwart Hall. If I have not disgraced my female intuition, I will be able to announce that very fact tomorrow evening.
Stalwart took me off to dance, and I lost track of Henrietta till several dances had passed. As Stalwart guided me off the dance floor in search of some refreshments, I noticed her again, standing on the edge of the floor looking rather wistfully out over the dancers. It struck me then that while Henry may have known how to dance (Mother had spent a small fortune on him when he was younger.) Henrietta did not. I was about to go over to her when I saw Patricia moving toward her from the other side of the floor. Before either of us could reach her, who should approach her but Father! I know I am not imagining things because Elsie had taken a moment of respite from her beau and had taken up once again her sketch pad. Below is a visual record. As I had totally underestimated Elsie, I had done so also with Father. As I think on it Father has always been there for me whenever I have needed him, but I had thought of him up to today as a rather out of date stuffed shirt of a man, working as he did in the ultraconservative world of banking and finance. Oh, how my eyes have been opened ... in so many ways!
Now realize, that while I am referring to Henrietta and using appropriate feminine pronouns, all of us were aware in the back of our minds that that exquisitely feminine creature WAS male, was my brother. Most men of my fathers age confronted with a son so womanly in appearance and demeanor, would have been thoroughly disgusted and deemed him at the most mild, to use my brother's phrase, a sissy pants, even if they knew, as was the case with my brother yesterday, that he had been forced into the role. To know that their male offsprings were voluntarily adopting, proudly adopting, the role, would result in rage and perhaps the disowning of the hapless boys. My father stood before his beautiful son, his son who was garbed in an exquisite evening gown, crowned with a lovely ladies' hairstyle, who was gazing at him with a face that had to rival that of Helen of Troy, and smiled! He looked into Henrietta's eyes and messages were sent and received as she raised her hand and he took it in his and, bringing it to his lips, kissed it. He led her onto the dance floor and the band began to play. At that point, I also realized that my father had a sense of humor, as he had obviously requested the band to play the music to which they would dance, "The Gay Deceiver Waltz." Watching Henrietta in Father's arms, I could tell the moment she recognized the tune, as she threw back her head and laughed. The rest of the dancers, who had been a bit shocked at Father's choice and had hesitated to react till they saw how Henrietta would take such a musical statement of her condition, now joined with her in laughter, as they all spun around the floor.
After a complete circle of the floor, during which any awkwardness on Henrietta's part disappeared under Fathers superb guidance, father and daughter-for-an-evening came to a stop where Patricia was standing at the edge of the floor. Father bowed to Henrietta and passed her into the arms of her fiancee. As they whirled away, Patricia taking the man's part, I saw him standing there straight as an arrow gazing with what had to be pride at the couple. Mother joined him and her look held the same pride, only directed at that moment at him. Stalwart, having been appraised of Henrietta's true nature and the circumstances of the days events, whispered in my ear, without a hint of condemnation - in fact, with sincere appreciation - "My lord your brother makes a beautiful woman!" Because he then added, gazing into my eyes, "The second most beautiful woman in the Wentworth family!", I became, I'm sure, the happiest woman at the ball. Lord, I am proud of my father, and I shall let him know that that is so; however, I do not think I will appraise Mother of the fact that she placed third!"
By the time Stalwart brought me home, by the long route I might add, Mother and Father had already retired. I, myself, while tired, wanted both to hear what i suspected was the 'other half' of my brother's story and share some quality feminine conversation about my glorious, glorious evening with Stalwart and my hopes for the morrow. At that time I only anticipated having a sister for another day and, always having felt deprived for not having one, had decided to make the most of my time with her. Even with Henry a changed man for having experienced his feminine side, I cannot imagine I would feel free to converse girlishly with him were he not dressed the part.
Elsie had been returned home by her beau and was back into her uniform when I arrived. I asked her if she didn't feel a bit like Cinderella having to be a maid again after having attended the ball. I did not think I could be prouder of my parents than I already was, but when she responded by telling me that in almost any other household, even those here in enlightened Seneca Falls, that might very well be the case, but that Mother, and Father and I treated her with such courtesy that she could not help but feel that, while an employee, we all considered her an equal human being, I became more so. I blushed, though, as I believed that she had included me out of courtesy to my presence, I having realized during the day how little effort i had put into getting to know her. She went on to mention that while Henry had certainly been the 'fly in the ointment' of her employment, she had always felt he had a good heart and that there was a bit of a woman's soul lurking within, which had certainly been proved true in most dramatic fashion today. She and Henrietta, she said, were now fast friends and that she just knew come Monday, she and Henry would be also. She then presented me with the transcript of Henry's speech and the two sketches she had made, for which I thanked her profusely as she unlaced me and helped me into my nightgown and robe ( both in a pale rose shade). At that point, I heard the door open followed by a heartfelt sigh of pleasure and "Oh, Patricia." Upon the doors closing several minutes later, Elsie and I having resisted by a narrow margin the impulse to go and peek at the lovers from the stairwell, I asked Elsie to attend Henrietta and to ask her to join me in my bedroom; I also indicated that she was welcome to join us as our dear girlfriend. She thanked me but declined, saying, much as Mother had earlier, that this was a time for just sister and sister to converse. At her leaving, I opened "Graustark" a romance that Stalwart, of all people, had recommended to me. Is there a feminine side to all men? Well, now that I think on it, there must be, mustn't there, in all decent men. I Intending to read till my sister appeared, but was so 'keyed up' that I simply fidgeted till she floated into the room.
Yes, floated. I supposed that till that moment a small cynical part of me had expected that it would be Henry who would appear, having paid off his hired actress, laughing at me for my falling for his elaborate hoax. Not so. Henry was NOT present in the room! I could not get a word in edgewise as Henrietta raved on about the charms, beauty, and grace of the wondrous Patricia ad infinitum. This was no MAN describing HIS lady love; one could only imagine one of Sappho's daughters raising a prayer of adoration to her goddess lover in the rose marble temple on the Isle of Lesbos. (I know I am not supposed to know of such things, Mother, but if you are reading this it serves you right to know that your heretofore thought of as pristine daughter does!)
I was eventually forced to resort to stuffing one of my evening gloves, The pair of which, having been hidden by my covers, Elsie had not found to put away, into my eloquent sister's mouth on one of the few times I actually caught her taking a breath. She sputtered but, upon removing it, had the grace to apologize, not for what she had said, but for the length of saying it and, unknowing of the consequence, asked me how my evening with Stalwart had progressed. Had I been a gunner on the USS Oregon in pursuit of Admiral Cervera's fleet at the Battle of Santiago Bay, I could not have unleashed a salvo of explosive shells near as great as the salvo of ennobling verbiage I released in praise of my Knight in Shinning Armor. When I announced that I was sure that he would "pop the question" tomorrow, possibly in some secluded forest glen to which he would lead me from the heavily populated areas of the picnic grounds, Henrietta screeched and threw her arms around me. "Oh, sis," she exclaimed for joy, "we shall be engaged together!" I squealed and hugged her back and, as we had been both kneeling on my mattress, we bounced up and down, both squealing, till we were quite out of breath. We had acted, I was embarrassed to admit to myself, much like Patricia and I when, on an overnight stay at age 13, she had revealed to me how she was sure John Pinkerton had left a rose in her hat box that day at school. *Oh, well.* I thought, *Henrietta is not even a week old, let alone 13!*
Finally, with our romantic natures satisfied, I requested that MY BROTHER tell me what went between the lines of what Henrietta had spoken at the convention. I was amazed; one moment there was absolutely no doubt that there was my one hundred percent sister Henrietta kneeling across from me, the next it was ... well, not Henry exactly, at least not the old Henry, but a sort of Hybrid - Henry in the role of Henrietta, casting off the role for a moment while still staying enough into it to readopt it at a moments notice, but on the other hand, quite ready to abandon the outward signs of it for a return to pants, should that be desired. They, for there was I felt, at that moment in time almost two separate but joined entities occupying the body before me, much like a mental version of the Siamese twins we had seen at the Exposition in Chicago ten years ago - they, in fact, asked me just that, which I preferred physically at that moment, Henrietta or Henry, a male or female outward appearance. I replied that I was rather enjoying my sister and that I could wait till Monday to see her in pants!
He informed me that what Henrietta had spoken from the podium that afternoon was true and sincere. That his love for Patricia and his surety of her love for him had the day before brought about an epiphany. His reference to Saul and the road to Damascus was, he admitted, somewhat overly dramatic, but it was true, he had come to believe, that love conquers all. Given that my brother IS in love and therefore most likely does believe Patricia to be at least to some extent divine, I replied that I could, and had accepted that, but felt that there was more to my new sister's story than what had been revealed at the convention. He smiled. "Ah, sis," he said, "you know me too well."
He arranged himself into a slightly more masculine position on the bed and proceeded to give me that part of his conversion that diverged from the altruistic. A by-product of his epiphany, he told me, was that complaint and self pity - but not necessarily self interest - were cast aside and he began to think clearly again, partly about how to atone for his sins, but also partly about how to save himself. As a result of what Mother and I had done to him and what, under my direction, he was doing to himself, he concluded that if, upon the morrow, when released from skirts, he simply went back to being Henry, even though acting as he had become, the new and improved Henry, he would be ruined. Women would not trust that his conversion was sincere and men would, he knew, since he would have done the same had he been in their shoes, brand him a weak willed sissy pants and make his life miserable from then on. Since several men he knew planned also to attend Harvard, he knew that that reputation would follow him there. He would also, he said, though having rid himself of his own, wear around his neck those two Dickensonian chains forged by his companions in crime Charles and Daniel, who, he discovered at the tea following the afternoon at the convention, had not undergone similar spiritual epiphanies, and would certainly continue in the ways that had gotten them, and him, into trouble in the first place.
I told Henry that I had overheard Charles and Danial's mother talking with Priscilla Parker and Hilda Johnston, the two young ladies at the tea, saying that since Charles and Daniel did not seem to have learned anything from the day's experience, more time as Charlene and Danielle might be necessary. Priscilla agreed and suggested that since they were acting like babies, perhaps the two "girls" should in the future be dressed more in line with their behavior. Hilda gleefully had volunteered herself and Priscilla to baby sit, as they had much experience in that occupation and in the "hairbrush" method of dealing with recalcitrant children. The humorous part, I told him, was that Mrs. Cooper had asked Mother to invite those two particular young ladies because she knew that the two boys were "sweet" on them and thus would be doubly humiliated to have the two see them in such ridiculous feminine garb. If, beforehand, I giggled, Priscilla and Hilda had reciprocated the two's romantic feelings, it was certainly clear that they no longer did so!
Henry said that he had suspected as much, and was even afraid that Mother and I might do the same to him if he did not show in some dramatic way that he had "shaped up."
I mentioned, amid more giggles, that "shaped up" given the feminine form before my eyes, was a quite suitable expression for what he had done, and he got quite a chuckle out of that. I went on to tell him that he had at least not been in danger of an extended girlhood, as Mrs. Cooper, upon leaving, had related her decision to Mother and I but had told us that at least our Henry appeared to have learned from his experience and trusted that such drastic measures as she and Priscilla and Hilda had planned for "her two little rufflebustles" would not be necessary in his case.
He was glad of that, but stated that, of course, he did not know that yesterday as he was contemplating his future. He WAS afraid that if he did nothing, adopted a neutral attitude so to speak, we would find him guilty by association. He was afraid that Mother and I, while not seeing the old behavior would, not seeing any new and dramatic positive behavior, be disappointed, perhaps to the extent of devising plans for more time in skirts for him, but he was even more afraid, terrified actually, of losing Patricia. With his new viewpoint, he had wondered why on earth she had accepted the proposal from such an immature chauvinistic fool as he had been. What could he do, and do soon, that would be dramatic enough to instantly convince the women. and particularly The Woman he cared most about in the whole world, of the validity and sincerity of his abrupt change of heart and mind, and earn the respect of the men who might otherwise think him weak and to be laughed at or pitied ?
I believe that what my brother then told me is so important that I am going to try and quote him now. I shan't be as accurate as earlier, because, unlike Elsie, I had neither the means , opportunity, nor skills to write it down. (Elsie has agreed to let me borrow her shorthand text, and I WILL learn it!) My memory is quite good, though, and I believe that if what I transcribe is not word for word, it is at least true to the spirit of what he said.
"As I pondered the problem," he said to me, I was, of course, still acting as you had taught me - lessons I had readily accepted because I believed they were the way women actually did behave - even though I now knew them to be wrong. The thought came to me that it wasn't so much the clothes, the outward appearance, that made was making me a subject of ridicule, it was my clearly visible attitude toward wearing them and my ridiculous behavior - thank you, sister dear - while wearing them; I realized I was not fooling anyone. I could imagine now that to the women watching I was not silly, but insulting as I had made it clear that I was feeling humiliated and degraded by having to wear the clothing of those I thought my inferiors."
I was amazed at his insight, because, as I wrote yesterday, that is exactly how I was feeling.
"And then it came to me. What if I voluntarily wore the clothing the clothing you women wear everyday, not a ridiculous outfit such as you had me wearing, and wore it proudly, and worked alongside you for the cause I now believed in. What if I looked a woman, a real one, a lady like you, sis, or Mother or Patricia, or Mrs. Stanton, head to toe and acted as one as a tribute to women rather than an insult. Women could not doubt my sincerity. Among men, the sight of a man acting humiliated usually leads other men to suspect, consciously or unconsciously, that he deserves to be humiliated. The reverse is true also. If I carried out my plan men would know that I was standing up for what I believed and they would respect me for it, I believed. And so my personal problems relating to my masculine reputation would be solved by acting feminine, truly feminine. Irony is wonderful, is it not, sis."
"I needed help, but I did not wish to go to either you or Mother because I knew that whatever I did had to convince you as well as everyone else. I decided to consult Elsie, who had worked with me during the evening and had not laughed at me or belittled me. As we ascended the steps after completing the cleanup, I asked her to help me prepare for bed, as I knew I could not unlace myself. She giggled and said she would come directly to my room to help me the same as she regularly helped you and Mother."
When I explained my desire and my thoughts on how to achieve it, Elsie told me that she thought that I would make a lovely young lady, that she had seen me changing throughout the evening, and that I was a very courageous man to bring out and publicly embrace my feminine nature. Amazingly to me, I found my self not only not humiliated and horrified by her statement, as I'm sure I would have been 24 hours earlier at even the hint that I had a feminine nature, but feeling proud that I had one and even anxious to allow it room to grow. Elsie told me, though, that I would be better served by discussing things with Patricia and securing her help. She said she would go to Patricia in the early morning with a message from me and bring back her reply."
"I did as Elsie had suggested, and she did convey the note to Patricia early this morning. My Dear Love wrote back telling me that she thought it was a wonderful idea, to come to her house immediately and she would help me prepare. With my new attitude, sis, it was actually fun, as I entered totally into the spirit of a young lady preparing to uphold her cause with her girlfriend, and to have fun doing it. That was most important Patricia told me - that to for my plan to work, I could not just act the part, I had to BE that young lady and that doing so would indeed test the sincerity of my conversion to the limits."
"It was so strange, sis, by the time we reached the chautauqua grounds, I no longer felt as if I was wearing a costume, I was simply wearing MY clothes. Up until you asked to speak to me just now; I WAS totally Henrietta. I know this because - and here I will tell you a manly secret: Men stand up to urinate. (I already knew that!) - but without thinking, I entered the ladies salon and water closet and sat to do so. I was out side again before I realized what I had done - and that only because Patricia, having gone in with me, was grinning and applauding me."
And then my brother really shocked me, as he said ...
"Do you know, sis, I rather like being Henrietta. When I was in Fathers' arms dancing - wasn't that so wonderful of him to do that with me! - I felt safe and protected and ... comfortable. I felt the same with Patricia as she took the man's part. I remarked on this to Patricia, and she told me that that was how she felt dancing with me as Henry. Is that how you feel when dancing with Stalwart? Patricia has told me that she quite likes Henrietta and would not be adverse to having her visit from time to time. Do you like having a sister, Emily? Would you like Henrietta to visit occasionally after tomorrow?
"Yes!" escaped from my mouth before I had time to consciously think upon the question. Immediately, Henrietta was back, and we once again bounced and squealed like schoolgirls. I must write a letter of commendation to J.W. Worthington and Sons, Boston, the firm which manufactured my bed, mattress, and pillows, as the fact those things did not break or tear under the strain of our girlish glee is a tribute to the quality of their work.
When finally we wound down, I told my dear brother/sister how proud I was of her and would be of him come Monday. I sent Henrietta off to spend the night in Henry's room, giving her one of my dolls from childhood to sleep with so as to mitigate somewhat the masculine atmosphere there and insure lovely feminine dreams. I then commenced to write this account.
Today a proposal of sisterhood from my brother, and tomorrow I will be the ecstatic recipient of Stalwart's proposal of marriage, I just know it !!!
And don't think any of us ladies have forgotten my father's declaration at the convention that he would attend our proposed slumber gathering in appropriate feminine garb. I plan to suggest to mother tomorrow that since Henrietta has expressed a desire to return from time to time, that she and I should arrange a 'slumber party' for a week hence and invite Henrietta, Patricia, Elsie, and a new girl, 'Georgette' ... Had you not already guessed, Father's first name is George!
By this time tomorrow I will be the future Mrs. Stalwart Hall !!
Good night.
PS - Perhaps mother would like to invite Mrs. Cooper to our party next week if Father is not too nervous about his womanly debut. I know we all would like to know what has transpired for those two adorable "rufflebustles", Charlene and Danielle.
(Joyce Emily Hall, Vaingirls, Chicago, 1983: Stalwart did propose the next day, in much the manner Emily expected. I am their great-granddaughter. I found Emily's diary in a locked box in my father's bedroom closet when cleaning up his effects following his death in 1981. The key was in his safe deposit box. from the condition of the lock on the box, I doubt he ever opened it. I started Vaingirls never imagining that my penchant for feminizing males for their own good might be hereditary! In addition, it turns out that my friend and colleague Elizabeth, a transsexual woman, has as her fiancé Stuart Wentworth who is, I discovered upon an investigation sparked by the diaries, the great-grandson of Henry and Patricia. Life certainly is strange.)
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Simply Irresistible
By Jezzi Belle Stewart (c)2001
It was a cheap carnival, the kind you expect to find in the parking lot
of the Piggly Wiggly. In on Friday; out on Sunday. Sitting on a decrepit bench on the midway, Steve could see the trash all around - candy wrappers, drink cups, a
few religious brochures, and, looking directly down, a used condom.
*Not Great America.* he thought, as he brushed specks of the bench’s peeling faded green paint from his jeans.
Tinny music came from the cracked speakers under the Tilt-A-Whirl across the way. Looking at the chipped and faded paint, marred here and there by rust spots, Steve, who fancied himself a poetic soul at times, likened it to a pathetic attempt at a song of seduction sung by a wrinkled whore, long past her prime.
*A whore,* he thought dejectedly. *That's what I'll have to find.*
He had tried all of his own lines on the girls here, and then the ones his
friends swore always worked. He'd even tried Joey's "How YOU doin'?" that
always worked on “Friends”. Nothing. Zero, zip, nada. He had thought that
maybe the carnival atmosphere might make the girls more receptive to his
charms, but that had not been the case. Like every other Saturday night
since puberty, Steve found himself womanless. Women found his charms, his
lines, his deodorant and aftershave, in fact every thing about him, eminently
resistible. Even Fat Ginny, who, rumor had it, slept with ANYONE, had turned
him down with the old "Let's just be friends." line.
Steve looked at the brass covered ashtray in his hand. Funny, he didn't
remember winning it at any of the concession booths. In fact, he didn't
remember much of anything since the cute redhead, his ninth pickup attempt, had told him to go into Myrtle the Mystic's tent to "Get a future!"
*Wow* he thought; *I must have really tied one on at the beer tent after that!*
Without thinking, he began to rub the ashtray on the leg of his jeans.
Smoke exploded from the ashtray, knocking him over onto his side on the
bench. When he was able to right himself and look, there was a female genie
standing in front of him; she looked remarkably like Barbara Eden.
She stood there in her cute harem outfit with her arms crossed in front
of her breasts, and all Steve could think of was *Watch out Major Nelson,
wherever you are!*
"Are you ready for your third and last wish, Steve?" She asked.
Steve looked at the genie and said, "Uh, pardon me, ma'am (His mother
had raised him to always be polite, even in impossible situations.), how do
you know me, and how can I be getting a third wish when I haven't had a first
or second wish yet?"
"Call me Barbara" she said, seating herself next to him. "We met
earlier. You have had two wishes already, dear, but your second wish was for
me to put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish.
Thus, you remember nothing, because everything is the way it was before you
made any wishes. I'm sorry, hon, but you really do now have only one wish
left."
That was a little confusing, but Steve brushed the confusion aside; with
a cute harem girl sitting close to him, he knew exactly what he wanted.
Forgetting the things that usually happened to Majors Nelson and Healey, he
said, "Okay, I don't believe this, but what the heck! Barbara, I wish I was
irresistible to women."
"Are you sure, dear?" asked Barbara. And then, as if reluctantly
obeying a rule, "I must tell you that that was your first wish, too."
Since his arm was brushing Barbara's breast and her thigh was rubbing
his, any warning Steve might have derived from her hesitancy in uttering that
last sentence was totally lost. "Sure, I'm sure" said Steve, imagining
himself as very Heffneresque in a silk smoking robe surrounded by scads of
beautiful women, all of them of bunny proportions and all of them eager to please!
A big smile lit up Barbara's face. "Oh, I'm so happy to hear you wish
that Stephie, and this time there won't be any more nasty wishes to get in
the way!"
*Stephie?* was Steve's last thought as the cloud of pink smoke that
enveloped a disappearing Barbara enveloped him, too.
---
Steve's thoughts were fuzzy - it seemed like every place there should
have been a word of two syllables or more there was only a mental blank - but
he knew what he felt; his bottom felt funny. Funny bad! She - *She?!?* -
wanted to complain, but all that she seemed to be able to do was start
whimpering. She looked up at the huge female face coming down closer to her,
and instinctively reached out to the woman. "Moooommy!"
A smiling Barbara picked up her brand new daughter. She had always
wanted a daughter, something usually denied to a female member of the Jinn, and now, thanks to Steve's last wish, she had one. She looked at the cute little baby
girl in her arms: Blonde hair in ringlets, blue eyes and tiny upturned nose,
cute pink lacy party dress short enough to show pink ruffley rubber panties,
the panties obviously filled with a now very, very wet diaper.
"Shhhhhhh, Stephie." she whispered. "I'm going to make the best mommy for
you ever! No pesky other wishes to get in the way this time. We are going to
have such a good life together, you and I."
Changing her mood, Stephie gurgled happily. Steve, locked inside, cried.
Barbara's genie-girlfriends gathered around her, happy for her. "Isn't she
adorable?" one said.
The others nodded, replying, "Simply irresistible!"
END
As Charley watched Mom mope around the house, just as she'd moped around the house since ... well, he just wanted to smack his older sister Ruthie silly!
They were so much in love, Ruthie'd written in the note she'd left, that they just couldn't wait. So before Mom had even started to think about wedding plans, they were gone, eloped! Mom had been devastated! She'd been so happy when Ruthie and Sam had announced their engagement; now she would get to be able to do with her daughter all the things she'd dreamed about since Ruthie was six and had dressed her Barbie in a wedding gown that they'd gone to the Barbie store and picked out together. All her plans had come crashing down, and, while she was happy for her obviously happy daughter, she couldn't get over her depression at not being a part of things.
That had been in September and it was now a brand new year. Charley loved his mother very much. but he couldn't think of anything he could do to help her ... till he say the Vaingirls ad on TV. Charley didn't have a transgendered bone in his body, and he had thought "RuPaul's Drag Race" was about cars! He'd never walked in his mother's high heels as a toddler, never tried on Ruthie's clothes or played with her makeup when a tween, never even been a caricature of a girl for Halloween, but when he saw the commercial, he knew what he could do.
And he did.
And Mom liked it.
And so did she.
Hey guys, need to raise a little hell on Halloween? Well, Hell's Belles !!
Listen my darlings and you shall hear
Of the Halloween ride of Paul(a) Revere.
On the 31st of October of '95
No "man" involved is now alive
Who remembers that famous day and year.
Paul said to his friends, "When our mothers march
With our fathers out to their parties tonight,
Hang a lantern aloft in the window's arch
Of your bedroom to act as a signal light -
One if you've eggs and two if whipped cream;
And I in my "Shredder" costume will be seen
Ready to join you in spreading the beat
Through every suburban avenue and street
Of mischievous mayhem, won't that be neat?!"
Then he said goodbye and hung up the phone.
Their mothers didn't understand they were almost grown - That men had to raise just a little hell
When Halloween cast it's ghostly spell
And whispered it's time wild oats should be sown.
Wild oats to be sown with TP and eggs
As the moon made shadows from torsos and legs,
And monstrous forms at each condo and house
Put fear in the hearts of each husband and spouse.
Meanwhile his friends, under blankets and sheets,
Told stories of illness in mother's sweet ear -
"But go to your party, you've nothing to fear;
I'll just close my eyes and go swiftly to sleep.
I've really no need of those sickening sweets!"
And mother, simple mother, and even dad too
Bought the whole ball of wax, left the two little dears.
After waiting awhile they climbed from their beds,
Pulled hidden boxes from closet backs
holding costume props that could skewer and hack.
Then dressed in humped backs with masks on their heads
of the famous monsters that Hollywood made,
Started getting the thrills for which they had paid.
Put the light in each window and put up the shade
Then went to their meeting in Old Thompson's Glade
To meet with The Shredder who really was Paul,
To begin their ride at the start of nightfall,
To spread their message: "Be VERY afraid!"
And out in their houses, adults lay
On couches with remotes and the TV on
Watching with glee their favorite sitcom
While waiting for children "Trick or treat!" to say.
Or at their parties, merry and gay
With costumes sometimes quite risque.
And at one house of goodly size,
The first the three would terrorize,
Their parents by design were at
And waiting for their offspring sat
Knowing all their ghastly plans
For Paul's wise mom had overheard
On phone the miscreant's every word
And now while sitting waiting they
Knew for their boys 'twould be Hell to pay!
Meanwhile, impatient to start the ride,
Booted and spurred with heavy stride,
From Thompson's Glade strode Paul Revere
And with Albert and John right by his side
He thought of the houses far and near -
Then, impetuous, stamped the earth,
Shouted "C'mon let's get our money's worth!"
And away they went, and began the search
Past house and office and business and church
To the first house they'd chosen to have their fill,
Lonely and Spectral on Florence Hill.
Albert took TP off to the right,
John threw the eggs to cause a fright,
And Paul squirted whipped cream at an opening front door,
But it splattered his mom , oh my what a sight!
That moment he knew that his butt would be sore.
A flurry of action in the moonlit drive:
Three figures captured, no escape in the dark.
Six parents angry; all 'twould take was a spark
To set off their anger; for peace three must strive.
"We're sorry! We're sorry!" was all they could say,
And quivered and quavered and started to pray.
Ohmygawd! What price for their crimes would they pay?
The mothers had planned for this very situation;
Paul's house would function as an impromptu police station.
"You'll obey us," they said, "without hesitation!
We expect no resistance, though you'll want to swear.
You'll have your night of tricking and treats
But the tricks now on you, our darlings, our sweets
For we have pretty new costumes for you all to wear."
It was just after seven by the old village clock
When the boys saw their doom on Paul's lacy bedspread:
"You'll look pretty," said mom, "in your frilly pink frock.
Joan is in yellow, Allie is in blue
And, Paula, there's cute matching undies there, too
Where your decor's been Star Wars, it's now Barbie instead!"
" Now you "girls" must be ready by eight of the clock
To canvas our neighbors for a Halloween treat;
Princess Barbie times three on their doors must knock."
Looking to dads gave the three no respite:
"Don't look at us; you're mothers now rule;
There's dresses for us if we don't say this is cool.
So behave like sweet girls, you're our daughters tonight.
And your friends won't find out if you're femmy and sweet."
And for that hour on the clock
The moms with makeup, curlers and bows
Undertook the transformation of the cowed little flock.
And the tears ran down till the moms said, "Quit!
If you ruin your mascara, we'll have a fit!"
Accept it: You're girlie girls down to your polished toes!"
By eight sure enough there were three little sweethearts.
Yellow Joan and Blue Allie were certainly a vision,
But Pink Paula was more feminine by far than her counterparts
Paul would rather have been destroyed by nuclear fission.
Now you know the story from the tabloids you've read -
How those three little sissies would much rather have fled
To the nearest basement with a lockable door
Than faced what this Halloween stroll had in store,
But the Dads went before them and moms followed in back
So no choice for the darlings but to stay on the track,
Sashaying and mincing at mothers' direction:
Three little sissies attracting attention.
But the worst ride of the night was for poor Paul Revere.
His macho vision of causing stress and alarm
Was changed to displaying "her" feminine charm;
Mom brought a paddle to make sure of that!
The plan was rough growls bringing tension and fear
But simpering only brought "My you're cute, dear."
When the night of embarrassment finally was through,
Silly Paul thought his time in sissy dresses was too,
But mom set him straight, "Dear, you saw your new room,
And Paula's much nicer than Paul, it's so clear!
Now we've got a daughter, we've been granted a boon
From the Halloween ride of Miss Paula Revere!"
Boo! Honey
Joan, Allie, and Paula six years later: Senior Prom, 2001
(But that's a whole other story :-)
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by Jezzi Belle Stewart
If anyone wants to use one of my covers as a cover and write the actual story, no problem. Maybe that could be a contest ??
OK, I'm trying again with my comic covers. I divided them into four parts by sevens, starting with 1 - 7.
If any of you would like to use one of the covers as a cover and write the actual story, feel free to do so, just let me know so that I don't. The only one off limits at present is "Tales of the Avis Gurls' Club, #1: Matchmakers"; I am in the process of writing that one. I hope you have as much fun viewing them as I did making them.
OK, I'm trying again with my comic covers. I divided them into four parts by sevens; this is 8-14. If any of you would like to use one of the covers as a cover and write the actual story, feel free to do so, just let me know so that I don't.
The only one off limits at present is "Tales of the Avis Gurls' Club, #1: Matchmakers"; I am in the process of writing that one. I hope you have as much fun viewing them as I did making them. VCC8-14.pdf (5.81 MB)
Ok, here's 15 - 21
Here's seven more, from traditional TG to off the wall to - gasp - serious. Again, if anyone wants to actually write one of the stories, let me know. Here's a bit about Vaingirls:
Vaingirls started as a transformation salon located in Chicago paterned, as a tribute by me, after the real Transformations by Rori located at the time in Oak Park, Illinois. (Thanks for everything "Mom") There are four Vaingirls: Joyce Hall, who started it at age 14, is a genetic female; Elizabeth, Bethany, and Jessica are all T-girls and started as clients, gradually becoming partners. You can find out about the beginnings of Vaingirls and how their activities expanded by reading my stories "Vaingirls: Joyce's Story" and "I'm Baaack!" posted at the usual places. "Transavenger" and "The Avis Gurls' Club" are recent spinoffs from this crazy comic covers obsession and no stories involving them are yet written. (Although "Matchmakers", an AGC story is in progress) In the future, as with Kim Possible, anything is possible for Vaingirls :-)
I thought I'd offer my comments on this batch:
#29 - Some of my favorite stories are where a forced femme girl finds that she rather likes being a woman but the tables get turned on the forced femmers. Here Momma Dearest really can’t complain; she turned her son into a woman, and now “she” is taking an entirely feminine revenge.
#30 - I’ll let you speculate on what Steve did (or was blamed for) to be petticoat punished, and how Stephie will handle school.
#31 - If you’ve ever worked on a car or assembled a toy late on Christmas eve, you know that reading the instructions and trying to follow them are often two very different things. Stephie may look the part, but ...
# 32 & 33 - Vaingirls Comics is a subsidiary of Vaingirls, Inc., which is the transformation salon owned by Joyce, Bethany, Elizabeth, Jessica and G.A./Georgianne, The Vaingirls. These two issues are blatent recruiting plugs for the salon.
#34 - “Bad boy to good girl”, is a standard TG fiction theme and one of my favorites, particularly when the hero(ine) decides that to get through the experience unscathed she has to become the best girl she can be. This cover was inspired by many of the stories written by my dear sister Janet Stickney.
#35 - What must GGs feel if they realize who we are and know that we are MUCH more feminine and better looking than they are?
As usual, if any of you want to actually write one of the stories, let me know. I have no plans at this time to write any of this batch.
And finally, all for now. Tales of the Avis Gurls Club series. Again, If anyone wants to use one of my covers as a cover and write the actual story, no problem. Maybe that could be a contest ?? Just let me know and don't use Tales #1, as I am in the process of writing that story.
Thanks Erin for all your help. VCCagc1-7.pdf (5.84 MB)
Part 1: A reflection on masculinity and femininity, a woman's look at her boyish past - not what you think - and a brother gone bad.
Vaingirls, Beginnings: Joyce's Story, Part 1
By Jezzi Belle Stewart
©2000
This story is dedicated to Rori and Soto who run Transformations by Rori, the real Vaingirls. Thank you both for helping to make my feminine dreams come true.
*****
The ladies were there, as usual. Anytime the weather was halfway nice, the same three or four. They were on an ornately decorated balcony, two stories up, of an ornately decorated building - 1930's Art Deco style with a smattering of incongruous ancient Egyptian influence, he guessed. Below the balcony were the windows and door of an establishment calling itself, by means of a gilt lettered sign and feminine script, simply "Vaingirls". An oval shield, approximately three feet in diameter, gold edged, containing a bright red lipstick in a gold case, flanked by the Red letters "V"and "G" hung in the middle of the balcony railing. There was a curved wrought iron staircase with a gilded railing from one end down to the sidewalk.
The ladies posed themselves, draped might be a better word, languidly, leaning on the railing or against the walls, watching the world go by. While they were all different and favored slightly different styles, all were extremely beautiful and leaned toward the chiffon and lace school of femininity, casual elegance. Hair, all ribbons and tendrils impeccably made up. They ran the gamut, blonde, redhead, brunette, and the most striking of all, a midnight-haired goddess, a tall Elizabeth Taylor in her prime.
The young man looked at the ladies as he passed by, and only turned away when he could feel the twist in his neck that indicated he was past them. This time there was something different, something to indicate that his interest in the ladies over the past month had not gone unnoticed. The Goddess gave him what he later came to think of as "The Look". The Look pierced him, gave him the idea that this woman knew him intimately, to the depths. It was only a fleeting feeling, and then he was by them.
Over the next 24 hours, he tried to convince himself that he'd been mistaken, but when he passed the balcony the next day, he found that he was the recipient of "The Look" from all of them, as they languidly turned and let their eyes rest on him. It was not a hurtful or particularly terrifying look, but a sizing-up look, an examining of potential; today it was followed by three lazy smiles and, almost in deliberate contrast, an almost feral smile of possessiveness from the black haired goddess. It was almost as though he had passed some kind of test, met some hidden set of criteria. He tentatively smiled back.
The four Vaingirls, Jessica, Elizabeth, Bethany, and Joyce, their black-haired leader, exchanged satisfied smiles. 'Another one,' thought Joyce. 'Honey, have we got a dress for you!'
Joyce pulled the red and gold front door of Vaingirls closed and locked it from the inside. Turning off all but the emergency lights, she turned and headed toward the back of the store. She felt a warm glow of satisfaction as she looked at the shimmer of satin and the glitter of rhinestones and sequins reflecting the emergency lights passing through a Romanesque arch into the back room, she grabbed her mug and filled it with steaming coffee from the ever-full pot. The mug was black with gold trim and had the Vaingirls' VG lipstick logo on one side and "Joyce" in gold feminine script on the other. There was a rack on the wall holding perhaps twenty mugs just like it with different girls names on them. She plopped down in one of the two makeover chairs and took a sip of the coffee.
'Not very ladylike, I'm afraid,' she thought, 'but then there's nobody to see me and it has been a long day.' She sank further into the chair. 'Long and profitable!' In more ways than one, she thought about the young man. 'He'll be gorgeous. And he wants to be; she just doesn't know it yet!'
Vaingirls was a boutique and Transformation salon. To most of the citizens of Chicago, it catered to upscale ladies, selling prom, bridal, and other formal fashions, and providing makeovers for weddings and other events. To those in the know, it was a haven for the transgendered, a place for men who either wanted to look like or to actually become women. Everything needed to turn John into Jennifer, from stiletto heeled feet to tiara'd big hair, was available, along with Joyce, Elizabeth, Bethany, or the newest salon girl, Jessica to mother them through the transformation. Once transformed, the client could go "her" own way, take advantage of "field trips" organized by Vaingirls and led by one of the four to various TG friendly restaurants shops or clubs, or could simply relax in Vaingirls' basement library/coffee bar/rec room. The truth was ninety percent of Vaingirls' TG clients were male ninety-nine percent of the time and never left the store while enfemme. Only a very few intimates knew that of the four salon- girls, only one, Joyce, was real.
What really made Vaingirls different from other Chicago area beauty establishments that offered transformations, was that Joyce, the owner, was a true believer. She believed that some men were indeed women trapped by an accident of the flesh. However, she believed that these, the true transsexuals, were relatively rare. Her passion was the belief that almost any man would become a better man if he could only be convinced - or, in some instances, made - to experience and enjoy the girl within himself. After the experience, a man might never dress enfemme again, or he might do so, as a crossdresser, from time to time, enjoying the best of both worlds, or he might become a she-male and live full time as a woman; the point was, he would be a much betterperson. While she tolerated the female to male transvestites, she could not understand them; why would a woman, who could have the best of both worlds, formal gown one day, jeans and a sweatshirt the next, for simple example, would want to limit herself so, she couldn't say.
Pure masculinity was, she truly believed, evil. She had grown up in a household fueled by testosterone, the only girl among six men, her father and five brothers, her mother having died when she was four. Her mother had dressed her in lace and pretty dresses, but when she died, the lace and pretty dresses wore out or were outgrown and not replaced. She had, by necessity and her father's wish, worn her brother's hand-me-downs. She had also, in self-defense, become a tomboy, as her father did not tolerate what he called "sissies" and made no distinctions between raising his sons and his daughter. To his credit, her father had never tried to abuse her, but she had seen and heard him abuse plenty of grown women, and had seen her brothers abuse their girlfriends.
That she had been spared, she believed, was because she had become so successful at being "one of the boys." Every so often, though, as she did some particularly male task, dressed in male clothes, the memory of her mother, of them both in lace and dresses, would come upon her and a tear might trickle down her cheek. In the interest of self-preservation, such thoughts were shoved down and locked away, but they were never completely gone. As she reached her teens, it became increasingly hard to conceal the fact that she was definitely not one of the boys, and she was seriously considering running away, when the event that changed her life took place.
Joyce's coffee grew cold in her cup on the table alongside the chair as she relived the memories.
*****
It was her freshman year, and she was 14 years old. Her youngest brother, George, was an 18-year-old senior. Of her other four brothers, one had graduated from high school, married a submissive little cheerleader, and was happily turning her into a baby factory in Akron, Ohio, where he sold insurance. The other three were in various universities on athletic scholarships. George had never been as big as his older brothers, or as successful athletically; he made up for it in super-macho meanness, of which their father approved. It was her brothers' meanness that had caused Joyce to accept the discipline needed to achieve a black belt. One throw across the room had been enough to keep George away from her.
As the winter holidays came on, though, Joyce began to notice changes, good changes from her point of view, in her brother's behavior. He quit teasing her and actually behaved politely toward her. When, one evening, their father having left for his favorite tavern immediate following dinner, he actually, voluntarily, helped her clean up afterward, she knew she had to find out what was going on. As if it had been the most normal thing in the world, he had worn an apron the entire time!
Joyce determined to follow her brother to get to the bottom of his strange, but pleasant, behavior change, but, as it turned out, she didn't have to. On Christmas Eve, several members of the cheerleading squad came by and dropped off gaily-wrapped presents for George; again, their father was out. Peeking in from the other room, Joyce observed the girls standing in a circle around George, and her brother, her previously super-macho brother, was positively cringing!
Charlene Whitney, the black haired leader of the squad, was speaking to him in what could only be interpreted as a commanding tone of voice. "Now Georgie"- No one ever called her brother Georgie! Before, those would have been fighting words. - "Remember, you must open these presents in front of your father and your sister. And..." Threateningly "...we want them to know how very much you just adore them! Is that understood?"
Now her brother was whimpering, begging. "Oh, please, Miss Charlene, not my family, please!"
Charlene reached out and grabbed his chin, looking at him with a malicious grin "Hmm, defiance, is it? How would you like to take a little trip with us right now? My sister Jacqui's salon is open, and there's time for a perm. I know she's just dying to get her hands on that gorgeous hairof yours. What do you think, girls? Curls in an updo with a rhinestone comb? And a blonde? Definitely a blonde!"
George looked terror stricken until one of the other girls, Sally Ann, came to his aid. "How about just his sister, Charlene? His dad is mean, and we don't want that pretty face damaged, after all."
Charlene hesitated. "Would you agree to that, Georgie? Would that be acceptable? Would you be properly grateful?"
Totally fascinated, Joyce couldn't tear her eyes away. George was like a condemned man suddenly granted a reprieve. "Oh yes, thank you, Miss Charlene, thank you, thank you!"
"Very well," Charlene couldn't keep the note of triumph out of her voice, "But... " George cringed again. "...your father's going out of town in two days right? Wednesday evening?" George nodded. "To show your gratitude, you will voluntarily accompany us to my sister's salon for whatever gifts we may choose to bestow upon you. And you will be happy to do so, won't you? And you will enjoy yourself and act just like our little airhead sissy that you are, right, princess?"
'Sissy!!!???'
George nodded in abject submission, almost in tears.
"Now Sissy Georgie, is that any way to thank us?" George's "friend", Sally Ann, chimed in. "You'd think we were torturing you instead of planning nice things for you that any sissy would squeal in delight over. In fact, when you open these gifts in front of your sister, we want to hear some squeals of delight, don't we girls?" The other pretty heads bobbed in agreement.
"Make sure you turn your little tape recorder on right at the start." said Charlene, taking charge again. Meredith is going upstairs right now to set up the mini-cam in your bedroom. Turning on the recorder will turn it on as well. "Remember positioning, we want to see the pretty you, dear, but we also want to see your sister's reaction. We have bets going as to whether she'll be horrified or delighted."
With Meredeth's approach to the stairway, Joyce ducked back into the under-the- stairs closet and missed the closing act of the drama, but she had plenty to think about. Whatever the girls had on her brother ought to be dynamite, she thought. Christmas day should be very, very, very interesting.
The Christmas presents opened that Christmas morning had been expected. Their Dad had given George and Joyce identical Chicago Bulls jackets. Joyce had received a new pair of running shoes, boy's style she noted, while George had received a new set of Thrush mufflers for his car. George and Joyce had gone together to buy him a bottle of Seagams top-of-the-line Crown Royal; he never questioned the fact that neither of them was old enough to buy liquor legally. There was a method to their madness, and things worked out as expected. Their Dad moved into the TV room, turned on a ball game, and was snoring lustily by noon; the bottle was a quarter empty. Then things got interesting.
"George?" suggested Joyce brightly, after they had ascertained that their father was going to most likely sleep the day away, "Why don't we clean up the house for Dad?" George had never so much as lifted a broom to do housework before the evening he helped her clean up after dinner.
Instead of the usual snarl such a request would have brought in the past, George looked thoughtfully (and a bit fearfully, she thought.) at her. "Uh, sure, sis." In an agreeable tone of voice "What would you like me to do?"
This was going to be even better than she had thought. He was voluntarily, without giving it a thought, putting her in charge! She decided to push the envelope a bit. "Why don't you pick up in here and then dust and vacuum, while I do the kitchen." Then she threw out the line. "Be sure to wear your apron. You don't want to get your nice clothes dirty." She brought it out from behind her back and held it out to him. He looked at her strangely but slipped his arms through the shoulder straps docilely enough. "Here, turn around and I'll tie it for you." She tied it in a nice big bow. "There, now you'll look sweet and stay clean too."
'Not a peep!' she thought, 'Interesting and more interesting!' She turned and went into the kitchen to do her part.
It took her about an hour to clean up the kitchen, and as she worked she could hear George in the living room. At the half hour mark, she heard the sound of vacuuming, which lasted for about fifteen minutes. After five minutes of silence, she peeked out the door. Her brother was sitting on the couch, apron still on, head in his hands, shaking. As she watched, he lifted his head and looked at the front door, as if considering; then he gave it a "no" shake and dropped it back into his hands.
'Wondering how he's going to go through with what he's been ordered to do' she thought. 'I could have some fun with this!' But then she reflected that she liked the way her brother had been this last week. He'd actually acted human toward her - more than that, he'd acted nice! Maybe she ought to encourage him, she thought, not humiliate him. The cheerleaders certainly seemed to be doing enough of that. Making her decision, she walked into the living room. 'Let's see what develops', she thought. She had a pretty good idea of what kind of things were in those packages he had to show her. "What's up, bro?" She said.
George looked up nervously. "Whadayathink, sis?" he indicated the room with a sweep of his arm. It was tidy and spotless.
"Great job! Thanks for helping. Guess we can relax now; Dad will be out for hours yet."
"Uh, sis, uhm I uh have a few more presents I didn't want to open in front of Dad. They're up in my room. Wanna come up and open 'em with me? You and I don't do enough stuff together, and with Al, John, Mike, and Earl gone, and Dad the way he is, all we've got is each other."
'He really sounded sincere on that last part! Nice is definitely the way to go.' "Sure, George. Who gave them to you?"
"Oh, just some of the cheerleaders." he said, as he started for the stairs.
Following him, Joyce could sense the tension. At the top step he whirled around to face her, causing her to flinch back a bit and start into a defensive posture.
"I deserve that." he said bitterly. "Look, sis, just sit down here for a minute." Joyce sat on the step below him. "What's going to happen when we get to my room is going to be humiliating to me. I can't tell you ahead of time what it is, because your reaction has to be genuine or they - " At her raised eyebrows he gave a bitter little laugh, "Charlene Whitney and her crew - won't buy it. Without going into details, what they've done to me and made me do has made me realize that I deserve what I'm going through. I've been a macho shithead jerk to you, just like my brothers, and I was to those girls too, which is why all this is happening to me. I just want to tell you I'm sorry for the way I've treated you all these years, and I won't blame you if you want to join them after you see what's in the packages and how I behave; it'll be how they told me to behave."
With that, he got up and started for his door. As he went in, he reached behind the dresser andpressed on something. His whole demeanor changed - to exaggerated femmey swish!
"Oh, Joyce!" he squealed
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Part 2: 'Tis the season to be jolly - NOT !! A sister's tough love.
Vaingirls, Beginnings: Joyce's Story, Part 2
By Jezzi Belle Stewart
©2000
This story is dedicated to Rori and Soto who run Transformations by Rori, the real Vaingirls. Thank you both for helping to make my feminine dreams come true.
*****
Her brother actually squealed??? 'Well, they told him to' She acted surprised and gave him a "What's gotten into you?" look.
"I am so glad you're here to open these packages from my girlfriends with me, sis. I just know there are going to be some yummy things in them!"
Hands on her hips. 'I can act, too, bro!'
"What the hell has gotten into you?"
He pouted. "Oh Joycie, you can be such a bitch! Be nice, it's Christmas... Please??
She plopped on the bed, quartered to where she knew the camera was so it could catch both her and George. 'One less thing for him to worry about - OK, bro; let's give 'em a good show!'
"Ok, Ok, open one, whydon'tcha."
George skipped over, closed his eyes and picked a package from the pile. With a smile on his face he returned to the bed with it and sat next to her, curling his legs under him in girl fashion. He carefully removed the paper. "This paper is so pretty I can't bare to rip it up." He smoothed the paper out and laid it on the bed. Then he opened the box. Inside was a complete set of manicure tools, and some nail strengthener, ridge filler base coat, clear top coat polish, and, the piece de resistance, a bottle of "Love That Pink" polish. There was also an instruction book and a note on a piece of pink stationary. Joyce could see her brother's smile falter for a second, but he managed to quickly put it back in place.
"Kind of a femmey gift, isn't it?" She asked with raised eyebrows. "What's the note say?"
"Georgie, Sweetie," he started reading in an overly cheerful voice. "I noticed the other day that your nails are such a mess. I know it's just because you didn't have any good friends to point it out to you before. Can't wait to see how they look when you've used the materials in this kit - all the materials. Maybe your sister can help you. Hugs, your friend, Meredith" His voice had faltered on the 'all the materials' but he had finished back in character. He held his hands out in front of him, nails spread, the way a girl would do. "You know, sis, I really never did notice before, but they are just terrible. Meredith is such a sweetie; her nails are always so pretty. You will help me, won't you? Please?"
Joyce responded in a shocked tone that was only partially acting. "You, my macho brother, you're going to do your nails? And you want me to help? Are they making you do this, got something on you?"
"Oh, no, sis. It's just that, well, the girls have been so nice and they help me to see parts of myself I never knew were in me before. And..." Here an actual giggle "...I'm having so much fun! Please say you'll help?"
"Well, you know I'm not really into that stuff." Joyce looked at her own nails, but with her palm turned toward her, nails in palm, like a boy would. "Hell, my own nails aren't much better than yours...."
"We could do them together; help each other!"
"And what's dad gonna say? If he doesn't like me doing stuff like this, he's gonna kick your butt into next Saturday." This was a real question, and one that Joyce thought needed a real answer, because their dad would kill him... and probably beat her to a pulp also.
"We'll do it right away, and then you can come with me over to Meredith's house to show her. Before dad wakes up. We can take the polish off over there. Please?" George pleaded.
'If she'll let you' thought Joyce.
"Well, Okay; I kinda would like to see how my nails look too... but shouldn't we open the other two packages first?"
"Ooh, I was so excited I almost forgot!" George picked up the two remaining packages and returned to the bed. Just as carefully as he had the first one, he opened the larger of the two. Whatever was inside was wrapped in white tissue. When George pulled the tissue aside, Joyce caught a glimpse of pink, but that was all because George jumped up and then up and down in feigned excitement. "Ooh, I knew it; I knew it; I knew it!" another squeal "Isn't it just darling?" It was a short-sleeved angora sweater, pink. He held it against his chest and shivered in apparent delight.
'He's delighted my ass!' Joyce thought, but "Just adorable..." Was her spoken sarcastic response. 'He oughta win the Academy Award for this!' "...is there a note with this one?"
George rummaged around in the box and pulled out another piece of the pink stationary. "Georgiekins," he read. "I saw you admiring my Angora sweater last week, and I knew you'd love to have one just like it for yourself. You will look so cute; I can't wait to see you in it! I bet we look like twins. Meredith and I will be at Charlene's Christmas day afternoon, do wear it over and model it for us. Huggies, Sally Ann." He jumped up and started to reach for the telephone. Oh, I must call Charlene right now; I can't wait another minute!"
Shaking her head in wonder, Joyce indicated the remaining package. "One more, first."
"Ooh, yes," sighed George, returning to the bed, "I forgot, I was so excited. This one must be from Charlene!" Having some idea of what was in this package, it was hard for him to keep up the act, but he managed to keep the smile on his face as he opened the box. It had the Victoria's Secret logo on it.
'Oh no!' he thought cringing inwardly, 'not this; it can't be this?' It was. Inside was a pink Second Skin Satin bra, with the by now expected piece of pink stationary.
"Georgie, dear," he read. It took all his willpower to keep up the act. "Sally Ann showed me the adorable sweater she bought you. I know you will look just dreamy, but I knew it needed something extra. Now you'll feel pretty underneath as well as look pretty outwardly. I added something so you'll feel sexy bottom as well as top. Can't wait to see you, Kiss, Kiss, Charlene." Sure enough, when he lifted up the bra, matching full cut satin panties with lace trim were underneath. Both shimmered in the light as the satin slid through his hands.
This time Joyce's reaction was not faked. "My Gawd, George! You're not actually going to wear a bra are you? And panties?" Then she was back in the Act. "Why are you doing this? Are you really a sissy and enjoy this, or do those girls have something on you? Where is my jock brother?!" Then pensively, "Although, you have been a lot nicer person these last couple of weeks; maybe what's happening isn't so bad." And then, as if coming to a decision, "Let's not call Charlene; let's surprise her. Come on, let's go to my room and do our nails... sis."
George got up and followed his sister out. Once in the hallway, out of camera and microphone range, He staggered and almost collapsed. Joyce caught him and led him into her room. She could tell he was on the verge of tears, so she went to get a couple of Cokes to give him time to haul himself back together. While getting the cokes, she shook her head in amazement. This certainly was a change in her macho asshole brother. And, as far as she could see, a change greatly for the better.
'How can I keep my new nice brother, and somehow keep him from being further humiliated?' She wondered. Joyce didn't think much of cheerleaders, and she doubted that the three would stop with punishment to fit whatever crime her brother had committed against them. While she hoped she was wrong, she believed they would simply continue to abuse and humiliate him till he was totally ruined in their town. As she entered her bedroom, she could see that George, while not by any means a happy camper, had gotten control of his emotions, and was sitting quietly on her bed. Silently she handed him a coke.
"Well, sis, are you thoroughly repulsed by your sissy brother?" He asked, head down, in a voice that expected a "Yes" answer.
"I think you'd better tell me exactly what you did to cause them to do this to you, and what they have over you to make you go along with this." she replied, sitting next to him.
"It's not any one super bad thing. I didn't rape any of them or hit any of them. Bad as Dad is in some respects, you know he taught us better than that." He shook his head. "I was dating Charlene, when Meredith hit on me. I was flattered so I started to date her too, lying to Charlene. Then it mushroomed on me. Pretty soon I was romancing the whole squad. Since I was spread so thin, I was pretty obnoxious to each one. It was only a matter of time till they found out. I can see that now, but at the time I thought myself stud muffin invincible.
"One night Charlene and I were at her house, and she handed me a beer. She'd never done that before, and I thought 'Hot Damn' and chugged half the bottle. Almost immediately, I started feeling dizzy. I knew the game was up when right before I passed out, I saw them all enter the room.
"I woke up in my car, with nothing apparently different. On the seat next to me was a note on top of a packet of photos. It read: Georgie, darling. Your keys are on the park bench under the Oak tree about fifty feet from the car. When you feel well enough, go get them. Wouldn't want you driving under the influence now, would we? Take a look at the fab pics we took last night. You were such a riot, and we had so much fun. Probably don't remember it at all do you, though, poor dear. Come to my house tomorrow night at 6:00pm. I wouldn't keep us waiting, if I were you; that, of course, is not the only set of pics. Love you, sweetie; we are going to have so much fun ... well, we girls will anyway. Charlene.'
"There were two sets of pics. The first set of pics showed me dressed as a girl, a French maid to be exact, in a number of revealing poses doing humiliating things. I was not wearing makeup or a wig, so it was clear it was me, they had seen to that. As humiliating as the first set was, the next set was dangerous, because it showed me, fully male, abusing the girls - stuff that could send me to jail. I looked at myself in the car mirror. I appeared normal, dressed in the clothes I had worn to Charlene's the night before. I didn't remember a thing, still don't. It wasn't till I got home and undressed that the reality of what happened hit me.
"When I removed my socks to take a shower, I saw my toes had been painted a bright red. I, of course, kept the appointment with Charlene and company, and they've been making me ever more sissified slave boy ever since. With these presents, though, there's no doubt they are escalating things. They wanted me to open them in front of you and Dad! To avoid that I had to agree to the little scene we just acted out, and I had to agree to go to Charlene's sister's beauty salon tomorrow and act happy about whatever they are going to have done to me. I think they are going to make sure that everyone thinks I'm such a femmey sissy boy no girl will want to date me again. And you know what the worst thing is, sis? I deserve it!" He really did start to cry at that point.
Joyce considered her words carefully. "I don't think you do; at least you don't deserve any more of it, and, if you're right, certainly not what they have planned. We need to find out more, and I think that can be done best if they think I'm in agreement with them. I've got sort of a plan. Let's get started on our nails, and I'll tell you, see what you think.
Surprised, George asked, "Our nails? You're really gonna do yours, too?"
Joyce responded seriously. "George, look at me. I'm a girl who's been forced to be butch, just like you're being forced to be femme, only dad's been doing it to me for ten years, ever since Mom died. For me, doing my nails will be fun! Now here's the plan..."
Later that afternoon, cars that might have traveled down the street on which Charlene's house was located found themselves detoured to other streets.
Joyce, with a very nervous and embarrassed George in the seat next to her, drove the three blocks to Charlene's street, around the detour sign, zipped into an ally about a block from her house, and parked. "I can't get any closer." she told him. "You have to look like you walked the whole way."
It was easy to see why George was embarrassed. His nails were done in "Love That Pink" and extended 3/8 inch beyond his fingertips. He was wearing the panties, bra, and sweater, but the sweater made clear that the bra held... something, not a lot, just a hint, but enough to be noticeable. As if that wasn't enough, his hair was in the usual ponytail, but it was gathered high on the back of his head instead of at the nape, secured with a pink scrunchie matching the sweater, and had obviously seen the use of a curling iron. His face, though, was devoid of makeup and was clearly recognizable as his face. He was also wearing what were clearly boy's slacks and shoes. They walked up the steps to Charlene's front door and rang the bell.
The walk had had the desired effect, and George's face was flushed, as if he were wearing blush. Charlene opened the door, looked at George, did a double take and looked again, and then looked at Joyce, who had a big grin on her face.
She turned her head and called into the house, "Girls, come here. You've got to see this. Right away!" She turned back to George. "Well, Georgie, I see you're wearing our gifts, and have even added some extras. How nice. You look just adorable." By this time Meredith and Sally Ann had come up and were peering over Charlene's shoulders, big grins appearing on their faces as well.
"Oh, Georgie, Charlene's right; you look just yummy!" from Meredith
"And you liked my sweater so much that you didn't wear a coat, wanted to show it off?" Chimed in Sally Ann. "How sweet. But what's happened to your chest?" she exclaimed in mock surprise. "You just can't wait to grow up, is that it? Why how precious! Well, I think they look just scrumptious! Come give us a kiss."
"Yes, do." commanded Charlene in the mock friendly voice they were all using. And the tree girls all turned their cheeks toward him.
An embarrassed George hung his head and hesitated. "Georgie!" said Joyce sharply. "The girls have complimented you nicely and here you are acting embarrassed? They might think you don't appreciate what they've done for you!
A look of fear flashed for a fraction of a second in George's eyes, and a look of respect aimed at Joyce came from the three girls. George quickly smiled prettily and gave an air kiss-kiss to each girl's cheek as he entered Charlene's house.
"Georgie, why don't you go up to my bedroom? There's the newest Cosmo up there, and feel free to experiment with any thing you find on my dressing table if you like." Said Charlene in a tone that indicated that he'd better like! "We want to get to know your sister; she seems like she'll fit right into our little sorority."
"Oh, yes, Charlene."- Here a fearful glance at his sister - "Joyce is just the sweetest sister a boy like me could have. It was she who suggested that this beautiful sweater - Thank you ever so much, Sally Ann; I just adore it - just wasn't being done justice by natural skinny me, and that perhaps we should help nature just a bit. And Oh, Charlene, the bra is gorgeous, but the cups just were aching to have a little something in them that I just couldn't provide, so sis found some old foam pads of our mom's and we stuffed just a bit, and now I feel ever so much prettier!"
As George gushed on, he shot a nervous glance at Joyce and saw her giving just the barest smile and nod of approval, both of which were not lost on the three cheerleaders. "And do you like my hair? Sis suggested it would have such a nice sway to it when I walked if I gathered it up higher on the back of my head, and see how the ribbon just matches the sweater! And then the little minx snuck up on me with her curling iron!
"And Meredith, Sis suggested that all the beautiful things in the manicure set you gave me would be wasted on my nubby nails, so she super-glued on some false ones and we did them with the kit. I hope you don't mind - and you and Sally Ann must have had your heads together, or how else did you find polish that exactly matched the sweater? You can't see, but we did my toes, too. Oh, thank you girls, for these wonderful presents!" Another quick 'am I doing this right' glance at Joyce, and George actually squealed. "Oh, I love them! Oh, and Joyce helped me pick out presents for each of you! She has them. Please don't open them without me!"
"Oh, we wouldn't dream of it, Georgie. Off with you now." As George went up the stairs, Charlene turned to Joyce. "Well, Joyce," exclaimed Charlene in a guardedly friendly and respectful tone, "You certainly seem to have gotten into the spirit of helping our little Georgie here express this new side of "him"self. And with enchanting results! Hasn't she girls?"
Meredith and Sally Ann couldn't contain themselves any longer. They burst out in fits of laughter. "Oh, yes!" gasped Meredith "He's even more swishy and femmy than we even considered!
"He actually let you stuff his bra?" giggled Sally Ann.
"Well, no, actually." remarked Joyce. "He balked somewhat at that, had to flip him over my knee and redden his bottom a bit. Then made him get the forms out of the drawer and insert them himself, smiling like he really was enjoying himself the whole time." Here she took a Polaroid of the just described scene out of her purse and handed it to Charlene who passed it around. "Got some real nice pics. Too bad I couldn't figure how to get one of him over my knee."
There was no longer any pretense among the three cheerleaders of nonchalance. Even Charlene was looking at Joyce in awe.
"How..."
"I'm a black belt. Self-defense. Came in handy."
Charlene visibly pulled herself together. "More to the point, why?"
"Watch me." Joyce turned, walked out the front door, down the steps and out to the curb, turned and came back. "If you didn't know I was a girl, would you think I was one?"
"Well, since you bring it up, no." answered Sally Ann
"Yeah" said Meredith. "You walk and act like a boy. A regular guy, not femmy like Georgie is now either"
"My mother died when I was four. My Dad hates anything feminine. I was raised like a boy, but I'm girl-sized. I've had to learn the hard way how to survive. My five brothers were praised for being macho shithead assholes. The older four got away with murder because they were superjocks, and I was too young to fight back; I pretty much had to put up with it. They're all gone now and I never got a chance to get even.
"George was the same way, but he's smaller, more like me and my mom, and I had my black belt by the time he started getting really obnoxious, so he left me alone pretty much. But I heard stories about him and other girls, how he was treating them worse than the older four, maybe to prove he was as macho as his brothers despite the size difference.
"Then, about a month ago, his whole attitude changed. He started treating me nice and helping with the housework when dad wasn't around. He even started wearing an apron, and when I teased him about it, he didn't react nasty like usual, but blushed and said he just didn't want to get his clothes dirty. I decided to push the envelope. I started talking girl talk to him; about how long and pretty his hair was getting, stuff like that. He took it, and didn't try to get back at me. I wondered why the change. Then he showed me your Christmas presents.
"I decided you guys must really have the goods on him because there's no way in hell he would act like he did normally! There was nothing I could do about my four older brothers, but I figured I could get in on your program. I "encouraged" him to go beyond what you asked for and take my"suggestions" to show you I'm serious. He's family, but I've got a lot of pent up hostility to work out and making poor Georgie into the femmy Sissy of the Month would take care of a lot of it. I don't know how far you girls want to carry this, but I'd like all the girls he's acted like an asshole with to see the new Sissy Georgie!"
"Welcome to the club, sis!" exclaimed a completely taken in Charlene. "That's just about what we had in mind. Have any suggestions?"
'Bingo!' thought Joyce.
"I think so, but why don't you tell me what you three have planned for him next. He gushed something about a salon visit?"
Charlene told Joyce about the salon visit, which Joyce, of course, already knew about.
"Ok, here's what I think." And Joyce launched into the story that she and George had agreed upon.
Later, in the car on the way home, Joyce explained to George who, sans sweater and bra, and with his hair in male tail mode was looking much more himself. "I'm sure they bought the whole ball of wax and think I'm really one of them. They are going to go along with the plan we set up. You'll be allowed to go to the salon by yourself, and not this Wednesday, but on the day of the Valentines Dance, six weeks from now. You'll be told only that you have to wear girls' undergarments and clothes, and have your hair, makeup, and nails done. Then you'll have to go to the dance. They will provide you with the undergarments, there will be a padded panty girdle, but the bra will be unstuffed. You will have to buy the outer clothes.
"I led them to believe that you would take advantage of every loophole they've left you to look as masculine as possible - androgynous hair, very pale pink polish and lipstick, slacks, girls loafers plain white blouse. I told them you would convince yourself you looked like a boy, that no one would really notice that they were girls clothes or that you were wearing makeup. In reality, with the perm curl to your hair and the walk resulting from the padded brief, everyone would notice and figure you had just become a femmy little sissy - and that's what they want, so no girl will want to go out with you again.
"They are also going to bring in this huge gay guy to put the moves on you. They figure that any resistance you put up will be interpreted by the crowd as an act. I also got them to agree that you don't have to act femmy at school, just be nice, polite and respectful, especially to the girls. And hang with the girls. Then everyone will wonder about your changed behavior.
"They are going to tell you this and pass it off as their being nice and letting up on you, but they really think everyone will wonder and then the femmy look and walk, etc. at the dance will cause them to think 'Oh, so that's why!' They plan to get a lot of pleasure out of watching you come to the realization of what's been done to you - what you in fact have done to yourself. Unfortunately, you'll still have to be their femme toy after school and I have to play along. I'll be able to help you keep Dad from finding out, though; I think that'll be the toughest thing."
"It's a good thing I'm leaving town as soon as this is over; he will kill me if he finds out." Sighed George. "I feel bad saying it, but I won't miss Dad." He turned the discussion back to Joyce's' negotiations with Charlene. "Still, it seems things went about as good as we hoped. I would be polite and respectful to the girls anyway; if nothing else, what Charlene and company have done has made me see what an asshole I've been, and I won't be one anymore. Still, I don't see how all this will help me. Will you tell me now the part of your plan that's going to get me out of this?"
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Part 3: Epiphany time, the enjoyment of wonderful femininity
Vaingirls, Beginnings: Joyce's Story, Part 3
By Jezzi Belle Stewart
©2000
This story is dedicated to Rori and Soto who run Transformations by Rori, the real Vaingirls. Thank you both for helping to make my feminine dreams come true.
*****
Joyce girded herself mentally. 'Here goes!' she thought.
She really believed, no, she knew, that her plan would both save her brother and, in the long run, make a better person out of him. "There is no way out for George", she said firmly, "but there may be for Georgie." And as she outlined the rest of her plan, she watched her brother's body language first indicate shock, then defiance, followed by despair, and finally settle into acceptance.
On the morning of the dance, with Charlene's last words of "...and you'd better follow our rules or else we distribute copies of the tapes and pics to everyone, including the district attorney!" ringing in his ears, George set out for Charlene's sister Jacqui's salon. He was George - his oldest boy's jeans and a ragged Chicago Bulls sweatshirt (He wouldn't need those clothes after this morning.) no makeup or nails, hair in a male tail and carrying the undergarments given him by the girls in a paper bag. They also would be discarded, but in this case, for even prettier ones. A U-haul with all his personal belongings in it was waiting behind the school. Joyce had found an apartment and lined up a job in Cincinnati that started Monday.
He remembered what Joyce had found out about Jacqui. Jacqui, being five years older than George, had had no real contact with him and so had no personal score to settle with him, although she had gone to school with his brothers and thought they were assholes. When Joyce had approached Jacqui and told her the severity of what the girls planned and to what degree George had already rehabilitated himself, she was ready to listen. She confided to Joyce that when she had told Charlene that she couldn't wait to get her hands on George's hair and face, it wasn't out of a desire for revenge, but because Jacqui loved a challenge. She wanted to see how feminine she could make George, an average male, look. Charlene had led her to believe that George was a crossdresser, and would be a willing participant.
Joyce had outlined her plan, Jacqui had agreed, and the two girls, who became fast friends, had spent the ensuing weeks before George's visit, planning and shopping for it. Jacqui told Joyce that while Charlene could be a real bitch, she thought that her sister and her friends were basically nice girls, and that she believed the plan would work. For her reformed brother's sake, Joyce hoped she was right.
It was felt that it would be too dangerous for George and Jacqui to really meet ahead of time as Charlene might find out and smell a rat, but the two had communicated by e-mail and exchanged pictures. (Jacqui wanted a pic of the pre- Charlene George so she could plan ahead, and George had demanded one of her, so he could see in whose hands his future lay.) From their electronic communications, and with Joyce's wholehearted recommendation, George believed he could trust Jacqui. While was in the dark as to the specifics of what the two girls had prepared, heknew the general plan, and knew, as he walked through Jacqui's salon door, that it would not be George who walked out.
"Hi Jacqui; I'm Georg... ie. Do your worst!"
Jacqui looked at the nervous young man before her, but saw the beautiful young woman he -no, she - could become. 'I have to think of him as her if this is to work' she thought, 'and so does he.'
That she had deliberately switched from George to Georgie when introducing herself was a positive sign, Jacqui thought, but the attitude that this makeover to young lady was the lesser of two evils would have to go. Georgie had to want this, to delight in it, or she'd never be able to pull off the rest of the plan.
"Georgie, honey", she exclaimed cheerily, "we've got six hours to turn you into the belle of the ball, and I am going to give you the pampering of your life. When you leave here you are going to feel so good that the first thing you'll do when you hit Cincinnati is make an appointment with a local salon for another makeover day!"
Georgie looked Jacqui right in the eyes. "Jacqui, I need the truth. Can you really make me look like a beautiful young lady and not just a femmy sissy boy? I have to know if this will be all worth it."
Jacqui tried to put all the sincerity she could muster into her voice and body language. "Truthfully, honey, you're a little tall, and a little heavy for the norm, your never going to be able to shop in the junior stores and no one will ever refer to you as petite. But your feet aren't too big, you have androgynous features, and most women would kill for beautiful hair and eyelashes like yours.
"Yes, I can make you look like a beautiful young lady. Really, though, to do what needs to be done, to convince the crowd that this is what you want for yourself, that you're grateful to Charlene and her crew for helping you toward that goal, you have to be a beautiful young lady. If you can do that, if you can be that lovely lady inside you, then Charlene and her friends really have done you a favor; what they've made you do has given you the feminine voice and mannerisms to be physically convincing.
"Use that lovely lady, that feminine spirit, to bring the body to life! Start now. This is going to be fun. Revel in it, enjoy it! Are you ready?" And she turned toward the back of the salon, the inner sanctum of femininity, with her arm cocked at her side so "she" could link with it, and waited.
George felt it. Georgie was there inside him/her. All beautiful pastel colors, welling up, enveloping him. 'Oh, hell'' she thought, 'let's get gorgeous!'
With a big smile on her face, Georgie linked arms with Jacqui: "Let's go make me beautiful, Sweets" She said gaily, leading the way toward her new life. And George settled himself into his mental armchair and prepared to just go along for the ride!
With a big sigh of relief, Joyce stepped out of the supply closet from which, through the slightly open door, she had been watching with baited breath. This was going to work. She fished her car keys out of her purse and left the salon. She would wait at the school for her first glimpse of her new sister.
Georgie gazed at all the equipment and supplies filling every nook and cranny of Jacqui's back room, all designed to pamper and beautify a girl, whether she was biologically one or not. Then Jacqui opened the next door, the door to the clothing boutique. All Georgie could think of was that this must be like what Howard Carter felt as he gazed for the first time into the tomb of Tutankhamen, and when asked what he saw, said "Things. Wonderful things!"
'Whe-e-e-e-e!' she thought, as Jacqui descended upon her and the process began!
Bare minimum: Not too embarrassing, she'd had to strip before Charlene and crew. But tuck? Tuck was new; the girls had wanted his "bulge" to be visible. Jacqui knew what to do, and made it as painless as possible. 'Now where did she learn to do that' she wondered. 'Now where did it go?' he wondered.
Shave and a wax job, two bits: ("Let's get all the pain out of the way first, dear.") "Ouch!" But being smooth and hairless from the nose down felt kind of good, albeit a little chilly. Plucked, the eyebrows looked really nice, and, pierced, ear potential increased dramatically. She added earring shopping to her "to do" list.
Hair today... gone tomorrow: Washed, highlighted, rolled, permed, combed out, pinned up, sprayed, and highlighted by rhinestone combs. Wow, did having someone mess with your head ever feel good! Curls piled, ringlets softly framing: 'just like out of a Jane Austin novel!' she thought, 'Cool!'
Nailed: Toe and finger. She loved them. Deep shiny pink acrylic, with silver glitter. But she heard the tiny voice from the virtual armchair: 'How ya gonna change the oil in the Buick with those?'
The eyes have it: The makeup felt good, smelt good, looked good... Lipstick last, she deliberately did that herself. ('Just like she's been doing it all her life.' thought Jacqui) The lipstick tasted good, too! She looked in the mirror for the first time. 'Gorgeous!' From the neck up. Still male downward, albeit hairless. 'Time for Phase Two.'
Butt and Boobs and Hips, oh, my: ("No, dear, you can't be a double D-cup; that's George thinking for you.") 'A corset????' "Jacqui, you bitch!" 'Hmmmmmm, but I do look good!'
Dress for success: Length, cleavage 'Cleavage!' color, style, material, and accessories. What's a girl to do?? George, in his virtual armchair, picked up the virtual sports section and bowed out early; Georgie and Jacqui were having fun!
Jacqui, having exhausted two whole rolls of film in a marathon photo opportunity and extractedpromises of letters from Cincinnati, finally pronounced Georgie as ready as she ever would be. She watched from the door as she opened the door of her car, sat down sideways, tucking the skirt of her dress under her, and gracefully swiveled her legs into the interior, every inch a lady. Jacqui waved and turned back into the salon; Georgie would do just fine.
On the way to the school, as Georgie drove, George still in his mental armchair reviewed the plans for after the dance. Georgie would leave as soon as possible... ('Think again, drabbie; I'm going to have fun!' interjected Georgie.) ...leave when she wanted to, amended George, bowing to the inevitable. The transition back to him would take place in the back of the U-haul while Joyce drove. 'Cincinnati here I come!' (Georgie was on the point of interjecting another mental comment, when she thought better of it; she needed George calm and relaxed in his armchair for the rest of the evening.)
When his father returned home later in the day, he would find the letter explaining that he, George, had gotten a great job offer to work on an oil rig off the Texas coast - a suitably masculine job - and he had to leave immediately, so as not to miss the opportunity. He would write. - He wouldn't, but he doubted that it would bother his father much. None of his brothers ever wrote, and he knew his dad just made up stories about them to tell his beer buddies. If his dad felt bad because of the lack of contact, he never let on.
George put his thoughts on hold, because Georgie was pulling into the school parking lot, looking for Joyce and their dad's car. Georgie needed to be 100% Georgie for the next several hours. Sliding lower into the virtual armchair, he decided to take a nap; she would wake him when it was time to leave and it was his turn.
Joyce was standing by her Dad's car anxiously waiting. She was dying to see the finished product! There was George's car now, pulling up alongside. Through the open right side window came a soft feminine voice, "Close your eyes, sis." She did so, and listened as the car door opened and the owner of the voice got out. She could hear the sound of high heels clicking. By the enchanting smell of "Lady" perfume, she could tell that the person was very close to her. "Open em up, sis."
"Ohmygawd!" Joyce stared wide-eyed at the vision before her. "George?"
"No. It's Georgie, honey. You like?" as she did a twirl.
Georgie's hair was newly honey blonde with highlights and pulled up into a mass of curls at the back, secured by pearl accented combs; wisps of bangs caressed her forehead, while curled tendrils brushed her cheeks and neck. Her makeup was flawless. The high arched brows gave her a wide-eyed innocent look enhanced by long fluttery lashes and the subtle shading of her eye shadow. Her cheeks had just a hint of blush. Her lips were pink to match her nails. Pearl drops hung from her pierced ears. Her white dress had filmy chiffon cap sleeves and a deep V-neck to show a hint of cleavage that was accented by a pearl necklace with a pearl drop poised right above it.
It fit tightly from her bodice (After negotiation, George and Georgie had compromised on C-cup.) over nicely flaring hips to just above the knees, where a spray of white chiffon fell to a three-foot diameter circle that just brushed the floor. Pink above-the-elbow length fingerless lace gloves with wrists circled by pearl bracelets and three-inch narrow heels of the same color completed the outfit. She was a vision of loveliness; innocence on the brink of womanhood, just the look Joyce and Jacqui had been going for. Joyce threw her arms around Georgie. "Oh, yes, sis. Oh, yes, I like very, very much!"
Arm in arm, both girls walked from the parking lot, up the stairs, and through the front doors of the school. George, in his virtual armchair, slumbered on. Georgie threw a virtual comforter over him and forgot about him. 'This is it, girl, the Big Show, and the curtain's going up.'
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Part 4: Mae West was wrong. Goodness DID have something to do with it.
Vaingirls, Beginnings: Joyce's Story, Part 4
By Jezzi Belle Stewart
©2000
This story is dedicated to Rori and Soto who run Transformations by Rori, the real Vaingirls. Thank you both for helping to make my feminine dreams come true.
*****
Joyce opened the door to the gym. To the appropriate sound of The Kinks singing "Lola", they made their entrance.
Charlene, Meredith, and Sally Ann stood by the bandstand, and all three were dressed to kill. Charlene was wearing a red silk sleeveless sheath dress reaching to mid thigh. Black glitter tights ended in four inch heeled "FM" red pumps. Rhinestones glittered at her ears, neck, and wrists. Her black hair cascaded in soft waves to the middle of her back. Meredith and Sally Ann, both brunettes, had chosen blue as their color; fortunately, their dresses were different enough in style that, while mildly annoyed at the similarity of color, they were not at each other's throats.
"Where's Georgie?" asked Sally Ann. "Shouldn't she' be here by now?"
"Oh, I don't think it'll be she'", chuckled Meredith, "or he'. I really think it will be the appropriate pronoun, don't you think, Charlene?"
"Probably," answered Charlene. "I think we'll know if he comes in thinking he's really put one over on us. He'll be walkin' tall, won't have a clue how femmy he really looks. That's when we sic Ray, over there on him."
She gestured in the direction of a huge 6'6" boy in a black leather sleeveless shirt and tight black leather pants. Ray had been "purchased" for the evening, and had been instructed as to what to do to the person pointed out by Charlene.
"You know, I almost hope George does the unexpected. He's done everything we've made him do, and from what Joyce says, he really has changed his ways. I know the plan was to really humiliate him tonight, but if he really has changed, I hate to do it."
"You know, at first I really despised him," Mused Sally Ann, "both for the way he acted before, but also because he knuckled under to us when we told him we were going to sissify him. But then I watched a TV documentary on what happens to the lives of people branded as molesters. It's pretty horrible, and prison is just the beginning. It's even worse for child molesters, and we made ourselves look awfully young in those pics we took while he was drugged. I can see why he'd do almost anything to avoid being branded as one of them."
"And his Dad!" interjected Meredith. "I've met him. I can see why he was like the way he was."
"Yeah," said Sally Ann. "Remember some of the stories Joyce told us!?"
"Actually," commented Charlene. "In the last six weeks. His reaction to what we've made him do has changed. He doesn't act scared and humiliated any more, nor does he try to act really swishy and femmy to please us. He just acts feminine - like a nice girl."
"That's it!" exclaimed Meredith. "That's what's been nagging at me! Georgie has been a really nice girl - like I'd like to have as a friend." The others nodded.
"That's right; you're right Meredith!" said Sally Ann. "A nice person." And with dawning realization: "And we haven't been, have we?"
Charlene brought things back into perspective. "Well, we'll know when it arrives, won't we. If he uses the loopholes we left and reverts to his old self mentally, we'll know it. And we'll know we did the right thing, and will be doing the right thing in releasing the femme pictures. I have to tell you girls, though," she admitted sheepishly, "that I already destroyed the molester pics. We may be a bitch wolf pack, with me the lead bitch, but even I'm not that big a bitch. I saw the same documentary you did, Sally Ann."
"Oh, I'm so glad, Charlene!"
"Good for you, Charlene!" Both girls admitted they were having second thoughts.
"You know," mused Charlene, "maybe we should have taken Georgie all the way. I bet he would have made a really cute girl. "
"And a nice girl." added Meredith. "I really think there were feminine qualities there."
"That's right. Just waiting to get out." Sally Ann paused. "In fact, they did come out these last couple of weeks. Maybe what we call feminine qualities are really just human qualities."
"Now that I think about it," summarized Charlene. "I believe you two are right. Georgie would make a lovely lady, inside and out, and George, a gentleman. I hope we're wrong about the scenario we predicted for tonight!"
Unbeknownst to the three, Joyce had slipped into the shadows at the side of the bandstand and had overheard the conversation. Now she stepped out. "I'm glad to hear you say that," she said - they looked at her in surprise - "and you are wrong. Take a look." Three heads turned as one to follow Joyce's pointing arm. Georgie was on the bandstand, and the DJ was giving up the microphone to her.
"Who is...?"
"That's not...?"
"No, it can't be!"
"It is."
"Ohmygawd!"
"Ohmygawd!"
"Ohmygawd!"
"Gorgeous, isn't she. And it was her choice."
Jacqui just couldn't stay away. She had closed up, driven to the school, and entered the gym in time to see Georgie climb the stairs to the stage. She had noticed her sister and the rest over on the side of the bandstand and made her way over to them just as Joyce revealed her self and the exclamations had been uttered. "That's right, sis. I didn't force her at all; in fact she and I had a ball! Listen; she's speaking."
Georgie lifted the microphone to within an inch of her mouth and took a deep breath. The absence of music had caused most of the crowd to turn toward the bandstand. Most faces bore an expression of polite curiosity as to who the gorgeous young lady who had just taken the mike was. The growing consensus seemed to be that it was Joyce, all glamorized for the first time in her life. Here and there, there were a few "wait a minute..." and "I don't think...", but Georgie raised her hand for silence before anyone could blurt out the real truth and, amazingly, got it. George stirred in his virtual armchair, pulled the virtual comforter up around his ears, and cowardly retreated into the blissful ignorance of virtual sleep once again. This was a job for a woman! Georgie began:
"Two and a half months ago, I was George Hall. Tonight I stand before you as Georgie Hall!" The room erupted in noise. Georgie used the time to greet some of George's friends who were crowding the bandstand.
"Hi Steve. Yeah I know. Hard to believe isn't it?"
"No Mike, I haven't had the operation."
There weren't too many friends. The type of guys George had liked to hang out with BC - before Charlene - had rapidly deserted him as his behavior had changed, and were now muttering to themselves things like, "Knew he was a faggot all along."
Surprisingly, when one had the nerve to shout "Faggot!" at him, the girl next to him slapped his face, and a couple of guys indicated that he ought to shut up and listen to "the lady." The look of innocent vulnerability created by Jacqui plus the fact that almost everything masculine was asleep in the virtual armchair, were definitely affecting the crowd. The great majority wanted to hear what "the lady" had to say, and wanted to like her. As the crowd quieted down, Georgie continued.
"Biologically, this" she indicated her body "is still George, but up here" pointing to her head "and here", pointing to her heart, "I'm definitely Georgie Girl!" With a smile, she pointed to her head again. "I'm sure George is still in here somewhere. He's probably hiding. As you know, this is not his until recently macho image." A few giggles and a couple "That's for sure!" as she paused. "George was an A-1 asshole! - Just like you, Miklowski!" she swiveled and pointed at the former friend that had shouted, "faggot" at her. "A lot of you ladies know it, because a lot of his abominable misogynist behavior was directed at you, and I hereby publicly apologize to all of you who suffered because of his - my - bad behavior. Some of you decided to do something about it." Here she looked over at the group at the side of the bandstand. "And I'm so glad you did... Here she smiled. "...although George wasn't at the time. Charlene, Meredith, Sally Ann would you come up here please."
The three girls looked at each other. Was this some kind of trap? Surely George wasn't so dumb as to believe that they hadn't prepared for a trap.
Knowing what they were thinking, Joyce leaned over and whispered to them. "It's not a trap, girls, she... he... well... they're both really sincere. You three were really mean to George, but he realized he deserved it, and... Well, go on up and let him tell it. Trust me, the lady that you see up there is real, is enjoying her femininity, and thanks you for the opportunity to realize it."
There was a confirming nod from Jacqui. Deciding to trust Joyce and Georgie, and, of course, having the means to deal with it if it was some kind of trap, the three made their way to the stage. As each one reached the bandstand, Georgie gave her a big hug, and when they were all arrived, she picked up the mike again.
"I want all of you out there to take a good look at these three women. They are beautiful, feminine, women, but they are not wimps; they are strong women who won't put up with any of the macho bullshit crap that George and those of you assholes out there like George used to be dish out. Look at me; look at what George has become. We like what I am, but the process was acutely embarrassing and humiliating. You know; you all saw George, watched as he went through it. Be afraid; be very afraid! Ladies, if you're in a shit relationship with one of those macho assholes, pay these three a visit. You don't have to put up with it; they didn't." She turned toward the three. "Charlene, Sally Ann, Meredith, You made George see himself as others, particularly girls, saw him, and he didn't like what he saw."
She mentally approached the virtual armchair and gave George a shake. 'Wake up, sleepyhead, you're on'
"I'm going to let George tell the rest of this in his words." She smiled. "Cut him a little slack, as he'll probably be somewhat embarrassed to be looking like this"
'Thanks, lady. I was supposed to sleep through this, you know. - Good Lord, how do you stand these shoes!' George took over.
"At first, I went along with what they told me to do because..."(The three girls tensed up. Was Georgie going to spill the beans on them, accuse them of false blackmail now, when she had the crowd on her side?) "...Well, I won't tell you how they got me to do it because they may have to do it again, to someone else who deserves it!"(The three, in unison, gave a sigh of relief.) "Christmas was a particularly low and humiliating point for me. I had to pretend I was femmy boy and loving every minute of it to my sister, Joyce. Joyce!" she called. "Will you come up here also?" She beckoned. "Oh, and you, too, Jacqui. Might as well get the whole gang up here."
As Jacqui stepped up on the bandstand, Georgie mentally pushed George aside for a moment and gave her a curtsy. "This is Jacqui, Charlene's sister. She owns a beauty salon, and if you like what you see..." She curtsied to the crowd. "...and I certainly do!" Another curtsy to Jacqui "This is the woman responsible. George went in; I came out. Jacqui, this incredible woman, spent six hours today creating me!"
There was a smattering of applause that, to the surprise of the six on the bandstand, turned into a thundering applause, then a standing ovation. Reluctant boyfriends were given "The Look" by their newly empowered girlfriends and hurriedly joined in.
Jacqui grabbed the mike and shouted into it, "You - and George - created you, honey. I just helped!"
Charlene pulled Meredith and Sally Ann aside and into a quick huddle while the applause continued. "Listen, girls, she whispered hurriedly, "This can be nothing but good for us. Can you visualize it: The Three Ladies Boyfriend Reformation Service'. I say we call ourselves even with George and give up all the pics and tape; it looks like we've actually done some good here."
"Oh, Charlene," came thankfully from Meredith, "I'm so glad you said that because it's what I've been thinking."
"Me, too." added Sally Ann, "But don't you wonder, girls, who we'll be giving the pictures and tapes to?" All three giggled, and broke apart embarrassedly as they realized that the applause had died down and everyone could hear them.
George forcefully took back command 'Sheesh, what a pushy broad. you woke me up, you know!'
"I was talking about Christmas. My sister saw through my act, and I had to tell her everything. We concocted a plan to get even with these three." She indicated the three cheerleaders. They looked shocked; this was news to them. "Yes, ladies, that Christmas tape and visit were an act to get you overconfident, and it worked!"
She/he turned back to the crowd. "But as the time of this dance approached, I came to realize that many of the feminine things they were teaching their reluctant pupil," She/he indicated her/himself. "were really human things. And I began to really try to learn them, so that I could use them, in modified form, to remake myself as a better man when the ordeal was over.
"Then they made an error. (He didn't want the girls to know that he knew that this was no error but a part of their plan.) The final phase of their plan for me was for me to go in and enthusiastically ask for a makeover from Jacqui here at her salon, and then attend the dance tonight. If I did this, they said, they would consider us even, and they gave me written instructions for what I had to ask for from Jacqui. The thing was, those instructions were worded so loosely that I could have come here tonight looking almost like my old self. I had come to know that theseladies are basically honorable women, nice women. They would keep their word, and I could gloat about how I'd outsmarted them in the long run. (Charlene blushed; this was exactly what they'd expected, knowing he wouldn't realize how femmy he really looked.) And that's what I intended to do.
"But then something strange occurred. The closer it got to the dance, the more I felt that it would be really mean to do that to them, for in reality they'd done me a good turn in the long run. When the word mean changed to bitchy in my mind. I knew this new person; Georgie would be going to the dance. I wanted to show you three that you'd succeeded, that, whether George or Georgie, I was going to be a better human being. And what better way to do that, then to be the best woman I could be." The applause started up again, but he put up a hand for silence. "And here we are Georgie and George. We don't know which of us will stay and which will go. I like Georgie; she likes me. Maybe we'll both stay and switch back and forth. We don't know. But now, I'm through. This is Georgie's night! Charlene, Meredith, Sally Ann, strange as it may sound, thank you. Thank you so much for the rest of my life!"
'You're on, babe; it's back to the armchair for me. Wake me up when we're ready to be Cincinnati bound. Enjoy!'
There was no overt change, but the fact that it was Georgie and not George who turned and hugged all five other women on the bandstand was undisputable. Right before returning the mike to the bandleader, she yelled into it, "Let's party!"
The bandleader took the mike and put it back into the stand. He picked up his guitar, and thought for a moment; then he called his band mates into a quick conference. He turned to the crowd. "We don't usually play this kind of music, but we know this one because we learned it for my sister's bat mitzvah. Given the circumstances, I think it's appropriate. This one's for our new girl, Georgie!" He gave a quick riff leading into a rock band version of West Side Story's "I Feel Pretty."
Georgie did feel pretty. She was riding on a high of "I love it when a plan comes together." but more than that, the high of a pretty girl who knows she's pretty and feels really good about herself, secure in her femininity and ready to have a good time.
Ray watched the proceedings waiting to see if Charlene would still signal. His mind drifted. The thing was, from a disinterested employee ready to embarrass a femmy boy to make a few bucks, he had, during the course of Georgie's speech, become a sympathizer. In fact, Ray wasn't a bad sort down deep. Being bigger than most guys, and gay, he had grown up an outsider. Considered different by his peers, he had compensated by becoming a badass brawler that nobody wanted to mess with. Very few people knew he spent his free time enjoying classical music and reading and writing poetry. He really hoped Charlene would not give the signal. Also, it didn't hurt that Georgie was his fantasy dream date made real, a gorgeous young woman who had his preferred kind of equipment between her legs!
"Hi, there..."Ray jerked his head up and stared into the eyes of his dream date. "...wanna dance?" Ray couldn't believe it. He glanced toward Charlene. She didn't give the signal, just waved and mouthed, "Enjoy!" to him.
"You'll have to be patient;" Georgie smiled at him. "... I've never danced the girl's parts before."
"I'd love to." Ray took her in his arms and they danced. 'Thank you, God!'
Georgie and Ray had a wonderful time. George pulled the virtual comforter over his head during the slow dances. Ray was disappointed when she told him she was leaving for Cincinnati directly after the dance, but gave her his business card so they could keep in touch.
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Part 5: Follow the pink brick road.
Vaingirls, Beginnings: Joyce's Story, Part 5
By Jezzi Belle Stewart
©2000
This story is dedicated to Rori and Soto who run Transformations by Rori, the real Vaingirls. Thank you both for helping to make my feminine dreams come true.
*****
As the dance wound down, it seemed like every girl had to come and give Georgie a hug, and many of the guys, too, but finally she was standing outside by the U- Haul. Joyce had already gotten in and was behind the wheel. Charlene, Meredith, and Sally Ann were there.
"I know what you said on the bandstand, Georgie", said a contrite Sally Ann, "but we were so mean to you... to George. Can you... he... really forgive us?
Georgie put her hands on Sally Ann's shoulders and looked her in the eyes. The voice was George's. "Sally Ann," She/he made eye contact on either side "and you two also. I meant every word I said. Thank you for the rest of my life! You three made me see what I was, and I realized that I had been following a role model, my Dad! My Dad... you all know him... my Dad was me thirty years ago and look at him now. Joyce has told you. He bowls once a week and swaps drunken stories with his buddies, and I don't think he really even likes them. No decent woman will have anything to do with him. Joyce is a girl, and she can't even dress or act like one at home. He made my four older brothers into Neanderthals. Now 'Cat's in the Cradle' is coming true for him; they never come home or call him. I think about how Al, my oldest brother, treats his wife, and I begin to understand why our mother died young. Now he's just a bitter, aging, lonely old man. Thank God for you three! Because now, no matter whether George or Georgie, I will never turn out like him!"
Georgie took over and swept the three into a group hug; Jacqui joined in and even Joyce got out of the U-haul. There wasn't a dry eye in the group
Charlene was the first to sniff back tears and back out of the hug. She pulled an envelope out of her purse and held it up, as the rest of the group broke apart. "Here's the damning evidence. I destroyed all the molestation stuff weeks ago; I'm not totally a bitch."
"Just ninety-five percent one." said Jacqui, as she swatted her sister on the side of the head. But she was smiling affectionately as she said it. Their relationship had taken a turn for the better tonight, and that would continue.
"Anyway," continued Charlene, smiling, "before I hand it over, I think I and my friends here would like to know who we're handing it over to. Who's going to Cincinnati, Georgie or George?"
"You know," said Meredith teasingly "if you were staying here, we'd make you stay Georgie. We wouldn't want to lose our new girlfriend!" And she gave Georgie's arm a squeeze.
Georgie laughed. "Well, I know Roy wouldn't be too happy..."
"You sure made his night, honey!" interjected Jacqui. "You know, he turned out to be a pretty nice guy. Proves the old 'Can't tell a book by it's cover' thing."
"...but you'll be turning it over to George. He'll take over mentally and physically as soon as the U-haul gets underway. I'll change in the back while my underage co-conspirator here..." She indicated Joyce. "...drives. - We've gotta get you a fake license, sis - I've got a job waiting for me, and I don't think my employers are expecting someone in a dress." (At that, Joyce's face broke out in a somewhat guilty grin. Fortunately Georgie/George didn't see. It wasn't time yet.) "But you guys come visit sometime. Joyce will have my address and phone number. And maybe, when you come, it'll be your girlfriend Georgie that you hang with"
With that, Georgie climbed into the passenger's seat, while Joyce got in on the drivers' side. Charlene came up to Joyce's window and spoke to both of them. "You know we're going to continue this, don't you." And she related her "Three Ladies" concept.
"I figured you would." said Joyce, with an enigmatic smile on the lips. "We'll be in touch."
"You go, girls!" came enthusiastically from Georgie. "George will be living proof that your methods work!"
Charlene stepped back and through a few sniffles terminated the goodbyes. "You take care, hon. You too, Joyce; really do keep in touch." Jacqui came to the window and, reaching past Joyce, hurriedly shoved an envelope into George's hand.
Joyce put the U-haul in gear, backed out of the space, and pulled out of the parking lot. She could see Jacqui and the three cheerleaders waving in the rearview mirror. She thought Jacqui had a rather guilty look on her face, but then they were around the corner. A very masculine voice aired a very female complaint, followed by an audible sigh of relief. "These heels are murder; my feet are killing me! Oh, yes, yes, that's better. Well, sis, we did it. Thank you, sis, from the bottom of my heart. You could have really taken Charlene and Company's part, and you had every right to, given the jerk I'd been. But you didn't, and you've saved my life; I'm convinced I would have ended up just like Dad. You probably saved those three from turning out life-long bitches, too. And now I've got three friends I can remember fondly rather than three enemies to resent and plot revenge on."
Unconsciously, George laid his hand on Joyce's arm in a very feminine Georgie- like manner. Joyce noticed it. 'Good. She's not gone.' It confirmed in her mind that what she was about to do was the right thing.
George continued. "I second every word Georgie said back there, and both of us had a wonderful time tonight, but it's time for her to retire and George to come back. I'll just duck in the back and change."
He started to get up, but Joyce put her free hand on his shoulder and pushed him back into the seat. "I don't think you'd better do that just yet."
"Huh! Why not, sis?"
"George, pull down the sun visor and look in the vanity mirror. Look at your face. Whose face is it? Really look before you answer."
"Ohmygawd!"
"That's right. It's Georgie's face. You can take off the makeup, but those eyebrows are a dead giveaway. Your hair? Jacqui gave Georgie a permanent, didn't she? And she added highlights, didn't she? Look at your nails; those are acrylic, they don't come off! And I bet Georgie insisted on them, didn't she? I'll bet under that beautiful dress, that body's completely hairless. Waxed?"
In shock, George nodded.
"I thought so. My poor, dear, brother, when you walked into Jacqui's, you surrendered the whole playing field didn't you? It's a good thing there wasn't time, or you'd be sitting here now with breast implants, right?"
Another nod.
"As it is, I bet those breast forms are glued on with surgical adhesive, aren't they. Even with the solvent, they're gonna be hell to get off. That kind of adhesive is meant to biodegrade over a period of time as a wound heals. Plan on a C-cup month, bro; at least. Anything else?"
By this time, George had his head in his hands. When he raised his head to look at Joyce, it was turning bright red. Now it was her turn.
"Ohmygawd! She even went for the fake vagina, didn't she? Glued on? Same adhesive?"
Two nods.
"Oh...My...Gawd, sis, plan on a month of peeing sitting down, too!" Joyce pulled off onto the shoulder of the road, turned off the engine, and put on the hazard flashers. The sister and brother/sister looked at each other. Gradually George's look of dismay was replaced by a slight smile.
'Thank you, God!' thought Joyce and she allowed a smile to grow on her face. Soon the sisters were laughing in each other's arms.
"Well, sis, guess I'm stuck... as her... for at least a month." Gulped George, fighting down residual giggles.
'Georgie, get your butt outta that armchair.'
"Can't say I'm too upset. After all, she is me, and vice-versa I guess we just merge."
'Right? - Right!'
"But what am I gonna do about Cincinnati? About the job Monday? Georgie doesn't have a drivers license, a social security card, credit cards, anything."
"Well", said Joyce, "hang on to your seatbelt, because there's been some changes in the plan."
Heavy sigh: "I figured. By the way, the name's Georgie Ann now, we merged. It'll just be G.A. when I'm in male mode."
"Wow!" exclaimed Joyce, genuinely surprised. "Jacqui is taking care of all your new records. And since you were George Andrew Hall, She did put Georgie Ann Hall down on everything. This has got to be a sign! Did you read her note?"
"No."
Georgie Ann took out the envelope and opened it. The note, on pink stationary, read: "Dearest Georgie, my new girlfriend, if you're reading this, please turn things back to George. I think it'll only be for a few minutes. George, I hope when you look in the mirror and realize what's been done, you're not too angry with me. Everything about you is what Georgie wanted, and, frankly, we were having so much fun I got carried away and completely forgot about George - even when attaching the boobs and vagina! I hope you and Georgie can just get together and enjoy. I think it'll work. Why? If Joyce hasn't explained it yet, she will. Love ya, hon, whether George or Georgie. Your friend (I hope) Jacqui."
Georgie Ann looked from the note to her sister. Resignedly: "OK, sis. Explain."
"Well, sis, there was a job in Cincinnati for George, but it fell through weeks ago. I knew we still had to get out of here tonight, but I didn't want to bother you with this little glitch because you were doing so well carrying out the plan. Then I got to thinking. You were doing well. Your emerging feminine side was making you into a better person. Were there other Boys and men out there who would benefit from the same 'treatment'?
"I did a little research and found, at least according to women nationwide, that there were probably thousands. I thought to myself, that I could help those women get rid of the obnoxious men in their lives, and help the obnoxious men - men like you used to be, Sis - to become better persons. I could use, in modified and expanded forms, the methods used by Charlene and Company. They had the market at home, so I needed to go elsewhere. Also, I couldn't bear the thought of staying at home, with you gone, alone with Dad. I can't be his pseudo-son anymore, Georgie Ann. I'm a girl; I want to act like one, look like one, be one!
"You've experienced your feminine side for what, two months, tops; I've experienced my masculine side for ten years. Now's my girl time!" Here Joyce paused, gulped, and girded herself for what she now had to admit. "I decided to go with you - we're going to Chicago, by the way - but I knew George, masculine protective George, even the new George, would never agree. I'm only fourteen. I needed... need ... help, and you're eighteen, legally an adult."
Here it comes. 'OK, Joyce, girl; get it over with and see if you're on the way to Chicago or hitching a ride back home.'
"But, I set you up! I needed Georgie, not George. From the way George was changing during the weeks before the dance tonight, I was pretty sure that what actually did happen at Jacqui's would happen; that he would 'go girl'. Although," Here, she chuckled. "I did not expect the vagina!" She looked straight at her brother/sister. "I wanted Georgie not to be able to turn back to George tonight!" She waited. The face across from her was a mask. She couldn't tell if George, Georgie, or Georgie Ann was in control.
All she got was, "Keep going" in a gender-neutral monotone.
That was scarier than rage or tears, she thought. 'Oh, well, he' - she assumed George was the one listening - 'hasn't pushed me out of the car yet.'
"And it worked. You're stuck, brother dear. You will at least look like Georgie for a month. And, if you're wondering, Jacqui wasn't in on this. She just responded to Georgie's natural enthusiasm, like I knew she would." Again an involuntary chuckle, "But, I repeat, I did not expect the vagina!"
Serious again "But you do have choices. You can take me back, go to a medical clinic for help, and leave alone as George, although I think you'd still be an effeminate George. You can make me get out here and continue on, and try to survive as Georgie on your own; here are the documents she needs that Jacqui had prepared."
She took an envelope out of her purse and handed it to George. When he made no move to take it, she laid it in his lap. "or, and here's what I hope you'll do, you can be Georgie Ann for a month and help me get Vaingirls started. I admit, I can't do what I've planned without her - or..." reluctantly "...George - I need an adult but..." and here she pleaded, "...I also need a girlfriend! God, Georgie Ann, you're more feminine than I am!
"I've been a boy, for all practical purposes, thanks to Dad, for the last 10 years. Charlene and Company may have had you as the target of their 'girl campaign', but they made me see too, and to remember Mom, and being a little girl. I want to be a girl! You, you're ready to pass anywhere, but I don't think you think you are. I think Georgie Ann wants my help. Be Georgie Ann for a month. We'll help each other. If you do, and if at the end of that time, you want to be George and go you're own way, I swear, I'll do everything in my power to help you. Please, Georgie Ann, we can help so many people, and help each other, and it'll be fun; I know it will!" She'd given it her best shot. She waited.
"Vaingirls?" definitely in George's voice.
"A transformation salon. A place for boys who want to be girls - or who maybe don't want to be but need to be, like you. Do you know what crossdressers, transvestites, transsexuals, all the transgendered go through? I didn't, but I learned, I researched. Sometimes their lives are a living hell. Undeserved feelings of shame, self-loathing from violating society's standards of what's proper."
'Society's standards' brought scorn to Joyce's voice.
"Femininity should be enjoyed, treasured for the nurturing and compassionate qualities it brings to humanity! You know. You know you're a much better person, male or female, for experiencing your feminine side. No matter what you do in the future, aren't you glad now that you were forced to do it?
"But what if Charlene and Company really had been bitches and not basically nice girls? What if you had always wanted to be a girl, or just to dress like one, and had no one to help you, particularly living with someone like dad? While most dads aren't as bad as ours, they're not exactly TG friendly! Those boys and men who want or need to experience their feminine side need a place where that can happen in a friendly nurturing environment.
"All right, sometimes a not-so-friendly environment, too, but one developed by people who care about the Person and aren't out to humiliate him only for their own amusement! I - we - can do that! Jacqui believes I can, so much so that she will advance me $25,000 to rent space and build the physical plant. Then she'll move to Chicago and front the place, do the actual makeovers, teach me. But only if you, if Georgie Ann, will help! A fourteen year old can't do everything - not even me!" She allowed herself some self-pride here. Again she waited.
The silence stretched. No change of expression. George's voice: "Sis, you're crazy!"
Her heart sank, and she lowered her head. 'I won't cry!' she thought. 'I won't. I won't. I won't. Oh, the hell I won't!' But just as she was about to let the tears flow, she felt fingertips softly brush her cheek. She looked up to see a radiant smile.
"But I love you!" Georgie Ann's voice, as she swept Joyce into a big hug. "You want a business partner, girlfriend, and older sister for a month, sis, you got her!"
"Oh, oh, oh..." For once, Joyce was at a loss for words, and the two sisters concentrated on just hugging each other.
After the emotional tide had waned, Georgie Ann did go into the back of the U- haul and change, but into girls jeans and a halter top that showed off her silicon induced cleavage quite nicely. "For all the truckers watching!" she explained to her sister, who smacked her
"Tramp!" but in a loving tone of voice.
Georgie Ann, the one legal driver, changed places with her sister, started up the U-haul, and pulled back onto the interstate. 300 miles to Chicago, and a whole new life - for a month, anyway! Silence reigned, as each apparently was lost in her own thoughts.
"Sis," said Georgie Ann after awhile, staring straight ahead at the road, "just don't paint my office pink!"
Joyce had the grace to blush. That was exactly what she'd been planning to do.
*****
Twenty-eight year old Joyce shook her head. 'I oughta write a book' she thought. She lifted her coffee cup to her lips. The coffee was cold. 'Time for bed, but just a little clean up first.' She got up, washed her cup out and hung it back on the rack. Then she headed up the stairs to the apartment she shared with the other three "girls". 'Fourteen years' she thought, 'fourteen years!'
As she ascended the stairs, her thoughts returned to the present and the young man who was going to be gorgeous, whether "she" liked it or not!
*****
Georgie Ann had stayed more than a month, six months in fact, and she and Joyce and Jacqui, who did join them after the first month, had built Vaingirls. They had used $10,000 of Jacqui's money as a down payment on an old art deco looking building on Halsted Street, where they still remain. Built in the 1930's, it needed some repairs, but nothing the remaining money couldn't handle.
Jacqui's makeovers quickly became famous throughout Chicago's TG community, and she trained Joyce well. Joyce found, however, that she had a real talent for sewing and design, and, while always the "bosslady", she became Vaingirls' seamstress. Over the years the other three Vaingirls, all originally clients, were brought on board, and Jessica is now the seamstress. Vaingirls' is currently on the verge of launching a new line of ladies' clothing designed with the figure problems faced by its clientele in mind - all designed by Joyce.
Charlene, Meredith, and Sally Ann's transformation service, 'Three Ladies', prospered, and thegirls stayed in contact with Vaingirls. When Joyce decided it was time, 'Three Ladies' became the first Vaingirls franchise.
Ray ended up working for 'Three Ladies', and married a nice man he met through them. All theVaingirls attended the ceremony, and George was going to act as best man; however, when it was learned that Ray would be the one wearing the wedding gown, a 6'6" bride, Georgie Ann attended as maid of honor.
Georgie Ann had finally decided that going back to school was necessary, and that that could be accomplished more efficiently using the initials G.A. True to her word, although reluctantly, Joyce had helped her sister Georgie Ann successfully transition to her brother, G.A. There were some tearful moments on both parts as they packed away Georgie Ann's things, those not suitable for G.A., and I stored them in Vaingirls' attic.
G.A. completed his undergraduate work at the University of Illinois so successfully that he received a full scholarship to Harvard Law School. Upon completion, magna cum laude, he returned to Chicago and set up his own law practice specializing, to Joyce's delight, in gender issue cases. He was, of course, Vaingirls' lawyer as well as the personal lawyer of his sister and the three other "girls".
When, seven years ago, he became engaged, he made sure his fiancee got to meet Georgie Ann. Knowing her brother, her new brother that she had helped create, Joyce was not surprised that the fiancee he had chosen found Georgie Ann "adorable". While G.A. is around most of the time, Georgie Ann - and wife - come out to play with the Vaingirls a couple of times a year.
Five years ago, word reached G.A. that his father had died. There had been no contact since he and Joyce had left. His father had, it turned out, taken the time to find out where they were though, and had informed his lawyer to contact them, along with G.A.'s four brothers, upon his death. When the Hall clan gathered for the funeral, four because of hope of financial gain, two for old time's sake, because they knew better, it was Georgie Ann who attended; she thought that was fitting, and Joyce concurred. The brothers asked where "George" was, and Joyce told them he was dead and that Georgie Ann was his widow. In a way it was true. None of them recognized George in Georgie Ann.
During the funeral visit, Georgie Ann saw Al, her oldest brother, the one from Akron who had married the cheerleader, smack his wife several times. Georgie Ann managed to get her, Sharon, aside and told her she knew just the greatest lawyer. Sharon, definitely not the airhead bimbo Al had told everyone she was, confessed that she was on the point of leaving Al, but that she was afraid for herself and the children. How could she protect them and herself from an ever more violent Al? Knowing the limitations of the law in matters like this, Georgie Ann called Joyce over. Last Thanksgiving, the whole Vaingirls crew was invited by Sharon to Akron for the long Thanksgiving weekend. They were met at the door by a rather large but pretty maid named Alice. This time G.A. came, and he swore it was the best Thanksgiving he'd ever had!
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