Another Episode Of...
Silly Motorists
or...
The Male of the Species
Then, on my ride home from work today I hear a honk behind me and start thinking "here we go again, just another day on the road...", expecting someone to swear at me and wave the very special kind of signal in my face. Instead he pulls his truck around in front of me, signals me to follow him into a parking lot off the road, and shouts "Hey!" as I ignore his silly antics and keep riding.
A little later, he pulls up in the lane next to me and is like, "Hey! You wanna hitch a ride home?". To which I shout back, "No thanks!".
Now, for the meeting last night, part of that hour spent in the bathroom was getting rid of all my body and facial hair, so my body was smooth and completely free of hair. Though a bit grimy from work.
I have a feeling this guy was trying to pick me up...
Felt kind of nice, actually, if strange and kind of scary too. Definitely not what I've gotten used to on my ride home.
Curiously, last week, even though I hadn't removed all my hair yet, I could also swear a certain five letter word starting with b and rhyming with itch was included in the swearing at me by passing motorists.
Abigail Drew.