The Old Argument

“Did not!”

“Did so!”

“Ed, what do you think?”

“I agree with Mary, Jack.”

“Ah, you always pick the girls side. You should just be a girl.”

“I think we’d love to have him as one of us.”

“I... I..”

“I’ll ask the rest of the girls, but I’m sure they will agree.”

And so I became an honorary girl.