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dancing with some confusion!

Author: 

  • Drea DiMaggio

Audience Rating: 

  • Mature Subjects (pg15)

Publication: 

  • Verse, Poetry, Lyric

Genre: 

  • Transgender

Character Age: 

  • College / Twenties

Permission: 

  • Posted by author(s)
dancing
with some confusion!

(with a shout out to everyone's favorite pop-psych celeb,
Dr. Keith Ablow!)

 

whooaaaaa

shouldn’t watch too much TV
cause i don’t really have the capacity
Can’t distinguish what’s best for me
watchin’ transmen dance on ABC

doctor, doctor, tell it to me
i've got a bad case of GID
i guess you're not all that enthused
since watchin' it has me gender confused

i'll never be a janice lester
and SRS is a futile gesture
i got the idea of gender disphoria
from DWTS i wanna be Eva Longoria

doctor, doctor, tell it to me
i've got a bad case of GID
i guess you're not all that enthused
since watchin' it has me gender confused

whooaaa

watching Chaz on ABC
i got bad case of Gee Eiii Deee!!!!?

woulda never known about my gender
the Passa Doble made me surrender!
transman celeb makes me confess
I musta been born to wear a dress

doctor, doctor, tell it to me
i've got a bad case of GID
i guess you're not all that enthused
since watchin' it has me gender confused


Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)
words and music by
Robert Palmer and John Moon Martin
Performed by Robert Palmer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQdaSpEeBvQ


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