This is a drabble (100 word story) based on a joke I'd once made about a company a friend of mine had worked for that sounded very close to Snap-In Tools. I'm not really sure of the rating. If anyone thinks I should change it, please let me know. Enjoy! :)
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Henry noticed the draft between his legs a moment before hearing the splash at his feet. Looking down, he saw his genitals sloshing around in the warm, sudsy water. With a heavy sigh, he scooped them up, stepped out of the shower, carefully dried them off with a fluffy white towel before doing the same for his crotch. Then he slipped his genitals back in place and twisted the base slightly until he felt muffled snick deep inside. With another deep sigh, he stepped back into the shower and muttered, “They really don’t make Snap-In Tools like they used to.”