Make Him Change
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Make Him Change
by Maria Pasqualina Commentare'
Though the world is so full plenty of things,
I know we should all be as happy as
But are we?
No, absolutely no, definitely no.
Assuredly no. Uh uh.
Nice boys have pretty faces and
Pretty boys have nice faces.
Gorgeous boys have little patience
And patient boys have no problem at all!
And in the words of that immortal Goddess
Rickard Engfors, as she was about to be lead
To the corsetiere’s...
Make him change
Make him change
Don't you know every boy wants to change
(Ha ha!)
As mistress say, "Be a woman, dear lad
Anything else would be rather sad”
He’ll be standing on heels
Fine'ly finding how feminine feels
Help him into corsets and you’ll be quite elite
Help him understand that bein’ a girl is a treat!
Just make him put on pantyhose and
He’ll be kissing your feet
Make him change
Make him change
Make him change
Make him...
Make him change
Every boy needs to gender arrange
As Mistress just say, ‘You need to inhale
So that your corset stay doesn’t impale.’
Make him change
It won’t hurt
Wear a belt
He’ll be svelte
In a skirt
You start him off pretending
He’s a woman with grace
She’ll wriggle in her panties
Giggling all over the place
And then you finish up with Covergirl all over his/her face
Make him change
Make him change
Make him change
Make him change
Make him change
Don't you know every boy wants to change?
(Maniacal laughter)
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Make him change ah ah!
Make him change ah ah!
Make him change, ah ah!
Make him change!
Make him change!
Make him change!
based on Make 'Em Laugh
words and music by
Arthur Freed and Nacio Herb Brown
from the Motion Picture
Singin' In the Rain
as performed by the
Inimitable Donald O'Connor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW02c5UNGl0&feature=related
