It all started when I was walking on the beach and found an old fashioned lamp. I picked it up to take it to Ye Oldie Antique Shoppe because I was strapped for cash as my family had disowned me because I wanted to become a woman. I had been dressing as a girl while in college, but when my parents paid a surprise visit, I found the account set up by Dad was closed, leaving only my own active.

I rubbed the lamp and POOF! a genie appeared, "Greeting, Master of the Lamp. I am your Genie, here to grant you three wishes."

"Okay, If so, then first, make me the woman that I want to be."

POOF! I was now a petite green eyed redhead wearing a gold swimdress with matching leggings, sandals and handbag, "Wish granted."

"For my second wish, I want to always have enough money in my pocket to buy whatever I want."

POOF!I felt a felt pouch appear in my hand, full of money "Wish granted."

"Next, I want a bridge from here to England."

"Mistress, to do that would cause untold havoc. Do you have another wish?"

"Explain politics."

"Want a four lane, or a two lane?."
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