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Uh Oh!

Author: 

  • Drea DiMaggio

Audience Rating: 

  • Mature Subjects (pg15)

Contests: 

  • Ultimate Writer's Challenge: Melanie Ezell

Publication: 

  • Verse, Poetry, Lyric

Genre: 

  • Transgender

Character Age: 

  • Mature / Thirty+

TG Themes: 

  • Wishes

Other Keywords: 

  • Week One: In the Blink of an Eye

Permission: 

  • Posted by author(s)

Uh Oh!
(or Dougie's Lament)

I wished upon a distant star
For long awaited change
Myself be rearranged
By orb so far...

In a flash my face was smooth
My breasts had grown
Penis went to parts unknown
The altering did soothe

But even changed by that sun
My life was disappointing
Even with fair anointing
Transformation was no fun

For in wishing upon that star
I failed to reckon though
Since no matter where you go
Unfortunately there you are!

Some advice to my erstwhile brother?
If you want to be a sister
A miss instead of mister?
Be someone else…or don’t even bother!


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