A New Doctor in Town; Who? Part 1
Easy Doctor Who Fan-Fiction
by Desiree Jones

Synopsis:With Thanks To Stanman63 For His Help.

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Dr. Who and other recognizable Dr. Who character's are the Property of the BBC, there will be a few original characters which are my own. This story is not for profit but written for my enjoyment as well as those that may read it.

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Sounds of Screeching with some of the displays wobbling, slowly The TARDIS materializes in the Delirium Archive. Inside, Amy and River Song are arguing what to do to rescue the Doctor from the Tomb the Alliance placed him in. “Stop saying 'SPOILERS', We need to go back and blast the tomb open!”

River steps from the TARDIS, Amy right beside her, “Right, and what weapon do you have that will even scratch it?” River, consults her Journal.

Amy taps Rivers shoulder“River, if your such a great TARDIS pilot, why did it just sound like you had the emergency brake on as we landed.”

River turns looks perplexed and lays her hand on the door. “Oh, yes I understand old girl you have been through the Wringer, almost totally destroyed, and now your Doctor has been away for so long. “ she comforts what looks to be a Police Call Box, last seen in England in
the 1950's

River refocuses, “The Doctor will have left a clue here for us,” flipping the pages of her journal, “Ah, its over in the north wing, just down...” River turns and runs, “This hallway.” Amy follows close behind.

The wall next to Amy glows and begins to part, “River! There's a crack opening over on the left side.” Amy runs closer to the right side of the hall.

River pulls her sonic screwdriver out, using it to close the crack up temporarily, “That should hold till we can get back to the TARDIS.”

“What are we looking for? And what if its huge?”

They stop as they enter the North wing, in front of them is the Tomb and laying face down in front is the Doctor.

Together they scream, “DOCTOR!” and run to him. The Doctor glows as his regeneration cycle begins. They stop and stare as his body changes. The Doctors hair becomes golden blonde, growing long enough to fall to the middle of his back. He shrinks a little and the clothes move as the body changes. As the glow fades from the Doctor, River turns the Doctor over.

“This isn't right. He was never a woman till after...” River is paging through her Journal, then closing it. "Still somethings wrong. His Regeneration is out of sequence.”

Amy almost shouts, “The Doctor's a WOMAN!” she sees the Doctor open her eyes, a beautiful golden color. The woman is very tanned almost bronzed, with a generous mouth and a cute little nose.

“Well let's take...” the soft contralto voice stops the Doctors statement, “HUNH HMM, Mi, MI, MI, MI, Oh Dear that's not right.” the Doctor jumps up and almost face plants because the pants are too long, and his , well her new center of gravity is totally different. Amy Steadies The Doctor, who is shorter than she is now.

River goes over the edge for the first time “No, no, no, NO!, The Doctor is not supposed to be in this body till after we find his, um, her daughter.”

Amy looks at River, “What happened to him? Weren't you supposed to say 'Spoilers'." Amy is looking rather smug.

“Well it is a bit of a shock and we cannot fix him er her if I am the only one that knows.... Oh alright, I should have said 'SPOILERS' but I didn't. Now we need to act.”

The Doctor is stepping out of the to big shoes and pants revealing a pretty set of legs under the shirt and coat tails still hanging on her, ”So, did you bring me the clothes I asked for? These are not going to work very well, and this voice will take some getting use too. Very pleasant though.”

“No, we did not, we never got a message, about clothes.” then Amy sees a large sign to the right of the tomb, 'Bring female clothing, petite size one, Hurry! The Doctor' “Oh do you mean the sign next to the tomb.”

River and the Doctor look over and see the sign, both shouting, “No,no,no, NO!” looking at each other.

The Doctor continues, “The Tomb isn't supposed to be here just the sign should have been here. What day is it?”

“Well, the date displayed was 20 June 14010. Hope that information useful.”

Then Amy notices a display of clothing, further on and walks over to it, “Oh, these will look lovely on you, Doctor."

The Doctor walks over to the display, "The dress is nice, but those shoes and the bag are hideous. Though it looks like these will all fit, Curiouser and Curiouser.”

A New Doctor in Town; Who? Part 2

by Desiree Jones

A Doctor Who Fan-Fiction
Acknowledgment: Thanks To stanman63 For His Help.

Synopsis:Dr. Who and other recognizable Dr. Who character's are the Property of the BBC, there will be a few original characters are which are my own. This story is not for profit but written for my enjoyment as well as those that may read it.

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Delirium Archive 20 June 14010: Flurry of clothes flying randomly about it seems, as The Doctor sorts through several racks of clothes, a couple of bins of accessories, “No, to impractical, Impractical but a nice dress all the same. Keep it. Oh, that won't do at all,..” When it all cones to a stop. “Ah this is it.”

“Sweetie, are you sure that's well, not really practical” River is loving the look but..

Amy smiles, ”Oh you look darling, Doctor. Though wouldn't trousers be....”

“Look, it's what is right for me right now, don't go trying to change me. I did that enough by myself, and I am sure I had help getting here. So this is it. Deal with it I am.”

[-][+][-]

Shot pans down the Doctor, hair curled and framing her new gorgeous face, make up perfect for a night on the town.

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“Now lets see about getting something to eat, I am famished.”

Amy remarks, “Well, there should be plenty of custard and fish-sticks in the TARDIS.”

“EWWW! That sounds disgusting! Maybe a peach or an apple.”

“Right. That’s what you said when we met first time, even had me make Hagis,” Amy shakes her head. “So, just give the custard a try before we go through a whole larder.”

River starts picking up the pile of keepers, “Well, lets get a move on, Amy why don't you get the shoes?”

“I guess, glad there's are only the five pairs.”

The Doctor grabs the purses and bags as well as a few hanging outfits. They turn around and bump right into the TARDIS.

River remarks, “Guess she felt you were taking to long and came to get you.”

“Oh yes, such a good little girl coming to um, Mummy I guess, well inside here we go.”

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As they step in, the TARDIS woooshes away, tumbling into the time vortex as they get back to their feet, the TARDIS lands.

[-][+][-]

The Girls were gabbing and did not really notice, River's Mini Comp chirped, “Well, seems we have landed, according to the readouts, and your girl sent me a message indicating that.” said River as she consults her Mini Comp.

[-][+][-]

The doors open, outside was a white washed adobe building, sign over the door read as El Buen Gusto(The Great Taste) On the Wall just right of the door, T.A.R.D.I.S Parking Only, and underneath a well represented version of the Police Call Box, though definitely a different shade of blue than the current model.

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Inside, a young man looks them over as they enter, -they must be somebody, the way they're dressed.-

“So, Doctor, what do we do, just order the entire menu?” quips Amy.

“Oh, you don't want to do that, you're much better off letting Carmen bring you something. My name is Steve, by the way.”

The petite blonde introduces them, “This is River, Amy, and I'm The Doctor.”

Steve takes each of their hands in turn kissing it as suavely as he can, “A pleasure to meet you River, Amy, and Doctor. What did you say your name is?.”

“Just the Doctor.”

“Oh is that short for Justine?, that's a pretty name.”

“No, I am THE Doctor.”

“Yes, but Doctor Who?”

River, and Amy are just about doubled over with laughter, River saves poor Steve, “Just call her Doctor, and you will be alright.”

Carmen comes from the kitchen and looks over the 3 new comers and Steve, “Ah, very good. I know just the thing, but where will they put it all, I am not sure. Stephan, you will be their host, now show them to a table.”

Steve points to a table, “We could sit over here while we wait for the food.”

Manuel comes out with a tray, laden with drinks, chips and salsas, “Welcome to El Buen Gusto, I am Manuel and will be serving you this afternoon.”

He places a different drink down in front of each of them and four different salsas, “This salsa is just amazing, try some River and Amy.” says the Doctor.

Steve speaks a little late, ”Oh don't do...”

Amy, and River grab their drinks and just about finish them.

“Yea, just eat the food they place in front of you, it made specifically for your taste buds. Really don't know how she does it either.”

“Oh, that was horrible, like turpentine.” Amy cries.

“It was so hot how can you eat that, Doctor?” River asks while still fanning her mouth.

Manuel brings out another tray piled high with sizzling plates full of food,placing fresh drinks, different from before, “Now be careful, the plates are hot, please enjoy.”

This went on with the Doctor devouring platefuls quickly, with another arriving just as she finishes. Till finally desert was brought out, ice cream with carmal sauce, and sopapillas.

“You may all partake of each of the deserts.” said Manuel as he places coffee down for each of them.

Carmen comes back out, “I hope  ¡Qué linda Doctor(The Beautiful) enjoyed everything, it was the best this humble woman could do.”

“Carmen, never before have I been so delighted with such wonderful food.”

Carmen pulls an old photograph from her apron pocket. The picture shows River, The Doctor in a male form, Amy and Rory, “You were here 25 years ago Doctor.”

“Carmen, 'Spoilers'. This is our first time here, time travel can be rather confusing from time to time.” River giggled as did the others as they got her joke.

They hug and kiss goodbye and Carmen gives them a large bag of Tamales and one of sopapillas. Steve waves as the TARDIS dematerializes.

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To Be Continued...

A New Doctor in Town; Who?Part 3

By: Desiree Jones
Doctor Who Fan-Fiction

Acknowledgment:Thanks To Stanman63 For His Help.

Dr. Who and other recognizable Dr. Who character's are the Property of the BBC, there will be a few original characters which are my own. This story is not for profit but written for my enjoyment as well as those that may read it.

Hurtling through the time vortex inside the TARDIS, the three women chat and nibble on Tamales, or Sopapillias, “Doctor why are you and River not piloting the TARDIS?”

River looked over at the control center, “Amy what part of dangerous to stand in the control area...”

The Doctor continued, “There is something wrong, and I am missing an important piece, not exactly an unknown problem after regen, sometimes it takes longer to get all the synapses firing.”

“I just need to figure out why the Zygons, The Animus, Daemon's and Jagrafess' were not part of the other alliance, and then built their own Pandorica? We also need to figure out what is going on with the TARDIS. ”

The Doctor blows some hair out of her face and uses her hand to wipe away another stray strands of hair, “Is it always like this?” pointing to the hair on her head sort of flowing around. “and is it cold in here to you two?”

Amy gets up looked through her purse grabbed a scrunci, “You need to take care of it yourself, though I wonder who did your make-up Doctor?”

River explains, “It is a function of the TARDIS people see what they expect to see, sort of like the physic paper. Some people, life forms are immune.”

“Oh like Vincent!” exclaimed Amy, “So why do I see Make-up on the Doctor, but have never any changes in how the Doctor was dressed?”

“Should my chest be throbbing? I feel like I am being flattened.” whined the Doctor

River scans the Doctor, “Looks like your regen is finishing up sweetie. You gained a couple of inches in height, and filled out a bit more, so you may want to go change.”

The Doctor heads down a circular staircase that appears near his chair.

Amy yells, “Put something more useful on like trousers.” she turns to River, “should we go help?”

“She needs to find her own way you know that. Save yourself some aggravation and stay here.

“River what about the control area?”

“Well if you would stop interrupting I could look it up I should have notes in my journal about this.”

“Well fix it already. You two with your sonic screw drivers Time Lordiness knowledge and 'Spoilers', should be able to do that !” Amy looked Annoyed, “I'm supposed to be on my Honeymoon still, But when Rory and I started back on board to say hello after you returned.”

“Well maybe if the Doctor knows, what has happened since the second alliance stuff started. It would jog His, um Her memories.”

River and Amy hear the sound of heels clicking down the hall to the right of the control center.

“Ya daft bint, what is wrong with you ? Your the Doctor, but you're dressing like..... OHH!” Amy just runs off down the hall.

“Oh dear, Um Sweetie, Why are you dressed like that? We are not going to any parties.”

The Doctor smiles vapidly, twirling a wisp of hair, “I dressed for Him, I know He will like this and Maybe he will kiss me again.”

River is shocked, +My Poor Sweetie has been over written with some bimbo instructions.+ “Sweetie just listen to me and I'll see if we can help you.

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Amy walks back in, as River Song recites what happened before she returned to get Amy; “The Doctor had been captured by the Zygons, The Animus, Daemon's and Jagrafess'. They Left me for dead. I was barely able to crawl back to the TARDIS.

Two months passed, as I recovered, when TARDIS arrived back on earth just a day after the Doctor and I had departed. I knew that I needed Amy, Rory was just behind her but the TARDIS doors had closed before he got there. The TARDIS seeming to have taken control of it temporal movements.

When Amy and I landed, first thing we found were two Zygons barely alive, “The Doctor was put in our duplicate of the Pandorica. Our imprisonment of the Doctor shall not fail.”

Amy screamed at them, anger blazing in her eyes, “WHERE IS THE DOCTOR NOW?”

The other Zygon spoke,“Our Pandorica was taken and a reality bomb set off, we were the Farthest from the origin of the explosion, but it will soon take us and then this planet and you as well companion.” with that the Zygons disintegrated.

The Planet began to crumble. We ran back to the TARDIS, the TARDIS took us off to our next destination.

[=][=][=][=]

Amy interjects, “I see it now, The TARDIS is in control, but the TARDIS is not happy, maybe. …

“Amy shush, 'Spoilers'. “ River is paging through her journal. “Amy tell the Doctor who we met next. While I research my new Journal for there are new entries here....

Amy and the Doctor, “'SPOILERS'!”,

“Exactly Sweeties.”

The Doctor giggles vapidly, Amy looks at her and wonders +The Doctor seemed in control when we first got to her but seems to be deteriorating. I hope we can help the Doctor.+

Amy continues the story.

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When the TARDIS, landed next River told me, “We are on New Earth, the year five billion and forty-two, we are in the Senate Chambers. The Doctor comes here in about thirteen years and fixes the Gridlock.'

I shrugged, “So what are we here for?” As we came out of the TARDIS. We find the Face of Boe hooked into the City support systems.

The Face of Boe groaned, “We were never meant to meet Doctor Song. The time line has changed again. I fear the Master may be Back.”

River explained to 'Jack'? That's what she called it, “We have been taken for a ride by the TARDIS, or more probably someone controlling the TARDIS. The Doctor has been imprisoned by another Alliance. The Prison and the Doctor are Missing. Do you have any thoughts on where we might find the Doctor, Jack?”

“Very Clever DOCTOR Song, look on the Lost Moon of Poosh.”

Amy interrupts her narrative, “I thought it was strange how he Emphasized
the word Doctor when the Face spoke to River....”

“Amy,
Spoilers', Just bring her up to date so she has a complete history of how we got to this point.”

“OH
you can be so infuriating sometimes River. Ah right then,....”

River Scanned the Systems, told big face “You need help old friend if you are going to Make it to your next and last meeting with the Doctor.” River consults her mini comp, and Makes adjustments to the cables, connectors and equipment.

Then a cat person came in I was told it was Novice Hame, “Doctor is that you?”

“Just Doctor Song and Amy. Though we do hope to find him soon.” I explained, why I said that I do not know.

Then the TARDIS was Screeching, and Groaning as if the Emergency brake was on,“River I think we have to go Now.” I shouted as I ran to the TARDIS, River was on my shoulder as we jumped through the doors.

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“So That was Captain Ja....”

“AMY,'Spoilers', Just tell the Doctor what happened it does not help her if you fill in with guesses it will make her mind work and get better.”

Amy Continues her narrative....

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It was not long before we arrived, I guess I should have noticed we never got close to the 'Piloting' area. The doors opened and we were on The Lost moon of Poosh, “Not so lost now are you.” I laughed, well I thought it was funny. We found it, well the TARDIS did.

We were carefully looking around the TARDIS when we both saw the Pandorica II. We ran to it, River pulled out her Mini Comp. She was scanning the prison, I was checking out the runes, they were different, rectangular, it was almost as if the pattern were designed around the shape of the TARDIS.

“If the TARDIS can camouflage itself, why is it always a police box?”

'That's what you see, but others see it as whatever it translates to in their society.”

“but the runes.... They are different now, they keep changing saying different things it mentions the Delirium Archive. There is more, I thought the TARDIS could translate everything.”

River looked at the readout, “The runes are phasing dimensions as well as time.”

I swung a pipe from the ground at the Doctors Prison, "UMMPH.” “The blow dinna do, what to use...'No eye like the Master's'.” It was a voice ringing in my head that said those words.

“What was that Amy like the Master's what ?”

I looked around, “The voice said No eye like the Master's. I remember something like it, A master's eye makes a fat horse, so tis said 'No eye like the Master's eye.”

River took out her sonic screwdriver, and Runs it up and down each corner, “Oh I hope it's not THE Master. Though the First time I met the Doctor, he was sure he was the only Time Lord Left, Oh did you remember all Time Lords Amy.”

“No, just the Raggedy Doctor.” I saw different colors, as River checked each corner, I found a Sontaran meson gun and blasted the Cube with it. “Tis come a naught, how can I help him?”

River, smiled like she new something grabbed my hand, and pulled me back to the TARDIS, “Come lovely girl you want your Doctor back we need to go to the Delirium Archive.” The TRADIS Shook and rumbled.....

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“That brings us up to where we found you Doctor.”

“That was sort of boring, What is a Boe and who is Jack, though I think I remember him being really dreamy.”

Ood-Sphere 4242: The Lights flash and there is a little rumble as the TARDIS materializes. The Doctor stands, “I am missing something, oh this is so... Let's shop is there a mall here or at least a nice shop.”

As the doors open an Odd guide is waiting “Follow please.”

They leave the TARDIS. When they have gone about five meters, “How do you manage this, my bum is freezing.”

River smirks, and Amy laughs, “Aye, right told you to wear trousers, Yer such a choob .”
River and Amy follow the Ood.

The Doctor attempts to go back in the TARDIS but the doors' won't open,”Great everyone is in on teaching me a lesson.” The Doctor gives up and joins River and Amy as they speak with the Ood.

“It is good to have you back Doctor, nice legs...walk this way I mean. I shall take you to the prophet. He is good to ride... is in good health.”

There are several chairs around the table the prophet is seated at. River, The Doctor, and Amy sit in the chairs. The Prophet speaks, “There are four of Gallifray in the Cosmos, two Doctors, The Master and the offspring.“ The Prophet seems to fall asleep.

The Ood guide speaks, “The Prophet soon reaches, the end of his days. Gentle women please come with me.”

Amy is puzzled, “Doctor how could there be two of you, I did not know you had any children, and who's
the Master?”

“The Master is a childhood friend, we had a bit of a difference,...”

River shrieks, “FRIEND, BIT OF A DIFFERENCE, he would happily kill you and everyone on the planet your on at the time.” River calms down a little, “AS to the others, I know of them both, The Doctor has a Daughter that was cloned from him well at the time
of the cloning him. As to the other Doctor, well 'SPOILERS', sweeties.”

A New Doctor in Town; Who? Part 4

By: Desiree Jones
Doctor
Who Fan-Fiction

Dr. Who and other recognizable Dr. Who character's are the Property of the BBC, there will be a few original characters which are my own. Princess Tutu is property of AEsir Holdings This story is not for profit but written for my enjoyment as well as those that may read it. Picture is from Victoria's secret ad sent to my email. 

River shrieks, “THE MASTER, a FRIEND, BIT OF A DIFFERENCE, he would happily kill you and everyone else on whatever planet you're on at any given time.” River calms down a little, “AS to the others, I know of them both, The Doctor has a Daughter that was cloned from him, thought to have died. As to the other Doctor, well 'SPOILERS', sweeties.”

As the OOD Guide leads them away, “The Family must be made whole, there is one that need filled, that is fulfilled. This was something the Prophet passed to us prior to the Doctors' arrival.”

The Doctor was smiling vacuously once again, “So I should be filled.” giggled then seemed to recognize something. “Jenny's alive I should have kept her with me rather than leave her to the Messalines.”

Amy was disturbed how the Doctor seemed to waffle between airhead bimbo(Redundant, but needed to show how truly ridiculous it was) and Baffling Clever. “So to save all of time we need all of Gallifrey's children together.” Amy looked around baffled, “Um how did I know that?”

River just smiled, “Spoilers Mummy....” Why did I say that? River wondered. “I guess I really put my foot in it now.” They were back at the TARDIS, it was screeching and the doors flung open. “Quick all on board, we do not wish to be left behind.”

On board they ran into Rory the four of them landing in a heap. River helped Amy up, they turned to see the Doctor splayed suggestively over Rory as they broke a Kiss. “Why did that feel like I was kissing a relative.” The Doctor queried, even as she wriggled suggestively on Rory.

Amy pulled The Doctor up, smacked her face, “Hussy, that's MY Husband. OH this is so vexing, I want HIM back this Bimbo Doctor is so very galling.”

River was happy that her gaff seemed to be lost to the timely arrival of her father Rory. Not that she could let them know that either.

Amy then turned on her Husband, “AND where did you come from?” Glaring at him in a manner that made him move over behind River.

Rory looked around River, trying to choose his word carefully, “Well as I was walking back to the house the TARDIS showed back up and I been here alone for a Week. Um Who's the Babe and where's the Doctor.” Immediately he wished he was still alone in the TARDIS.

River had to wrap her arms around Amy to stop the death's of both of them, “Amy it was not his fault and you no Rory loves you. He waited for you, and puts up with being called Mr Pond.”

Rory moved in close and hugged Amy from the side, “I missed you so much I was afraid it would be another two thousand years. But really Who's the bimbo and where's The Doctor” As he watched the blonde look like she was having trouble chewing gum and standing.(Actually Who's on first, but that a whole other gag.)

The Doctor resurfaced sort of, “Oh I get it we are, OH spoilers.” she said in a voice that sounded as if it was right out of a Princess Tutu anime.

Amy and River, shook their heads in contempt, River muttered, “She is The Doctor.”

Rory did a double-take, “You're Kidding, come on, really where is The Doctor, He would not have Kissed me.”

Amy looked at Rory hard, “We would not kid about something like that. The Ditzy Doctor is driving me bonkers!”

The TARDIS doors opened, River observed. “Looks like this is our stop, come along sweetie.” As she led the way out checking her Data-Link. “We are on the Nippon Dynasty Satellite, year 4469.”

As the doors of the TARDIS closed they looked back and were amazed at what The Doctor was wearing. Amy asked, “Why are we seeing that costume on her, I thought it only affected locals and not others also traveling in the TARDIS?”

River was running a scan with her Sonic, According to my scan she is still wearing the black dress. We are all wearing Kimonos, only The Doctor is a slutty Geisha. We are seeing it because she is still in the first twenty four hours of her regeneration.”

Rory raised his hand, “And why would she be dressed as a Slutty Geisha and not us.”“

The reason for that is the costumes we are scene in are created by how your subconscious perceives you.” River explained.

Amy sighed, “Oh good I was afraid I was dressed like that as well. I'd have been so embarrassed. Not that having The Doctor dressed like that is any less embarrassing.”

As they walked along the 'dirt' road, they saw that the cherry blossoms were in bloom, the air sweet and clear. Flocks of Japanese Robins flew over head, soft fluffy clouds floating above them. A village appeared on the horizon, from behind a horse drawn wagon was heard. The Group moved off the side of the road as it hove up beside them.“

Greetings The Jenny, we are pleased to see you have returned to visit. I am of the Ishibashi clan, Kisa” The woman on the Wagon addressed The Doctor.

The Doctor replied, “I am her Fa...um Mother, The Doctor.” Somehow The Ditzy Doctor had been able to not make a total bodge of the greeting.

The woman asked, “Doctor who?” After all is that not the point of it all. “If you wish I have enough space for you all to ride on my wagon, It would be better than running wouldn't it?”