Headmaster: You are in serious trouble John, wearing that skirt. I can't allow it and you will have to be punished.
John: Yes Sir, I know. It’s all my sister’s fault. I know I shouldn’t have read her diary but I still think her revenge is both excessive and underhand. She’s in charge of laundry at home and made sure all my stuff was in laundry at the same time. This skirt was the only thing I could find to wear. Please Sir, is it really that bad it’s navy instead of black?