Dear Diary

Um, the editor of the newspaper just made life easier for me, and doesn't even know me. Grandma Thatcher's lawyer tried to out me by going to the newspaper, and thought there'd be nothing to stop it. He was arrested for something or other, I don't know the actual charges, but the editor that he gave the info to was the one that called the police..

So, yeah.

Oh, and in other news... Matthew's parents have decided that we're to go to their house for Christmas dinner, like they came over here for Thanksgiving.

His mom said she's gonna make roast duck.

Is it okay to eat ducks?

I mean... is that like eating horse or dog or cat or something?