It was closing time @ Housing Transitions Program. I just walked out the door with my friend Lori and Talking about the puzzle we were working on. Suddenly a blast happened and I went flying. I Hit the building and I looked up and saw a steel beam land on my leg. I screamed And my twin sister came running. then it just went black. Meanwhile the Starship Enterprise was in orbit watching the action below there was a rumor that a very powerful weapon was being developed. The Enterprise was sent to investigate The rumor.
It was closing time @ Housing Transitions Program. I just walked out the door with my friend Lori and we were talking about the puzzle we were working on. Suddenly a blast happened and I went flying. I Hit the building and I looked up and saw a steel beam land on my leg. I screamed and I saw my twin sister came running. Then it just went black. Meanwhile the starship Omega was in orbit watching the action. The away team just beamed up and Captain Sisko just gave helm their next detestation then Paris says “Captain I am detecting an anomaly on the planets surface. And I detect two human life forms coming out of the anomaly!” Paris tells the captain “Looks like our business isn't done here yet. Captain Sisko told Dax to have a away team sent to the surface. Dax tells Worf to come with him and he hit his com badge and said Dax to EMH “Meet me in transporter room 3.” EMH was talking to Seven of Nine when they got to Transporter 3. EMH and Seven of Nine entered and Dax Said, “Two human life signs had just come out of the anomaly. They may be injured and need medical attention. Dax And Worf was already there. “Phasers on stun “, Dax said. “Energize!”
Meanwhile Dandy checked her sister Milissa and found that she was unconscious and had several broken bones. She said Damn I can hunt for food but I need to find water or we will die. She found some caned food and gathered them up and went into the building for shelter. Then she moved the steel beam that was on my leg by grabbing a steel rod and lifting it off my leg and making it role off my leg. Then she splinted my broken bones and picked me up and took me into the shelter and rested, picking me up was a drain on her.
EMH open his medical tricorter and said “ The life signs are a half a mile NW from here. Damn it!, Why in the hell why are we so far away from them? Seven of Nine Replied, ”The anomaly was causing to much interference for us to transport closer. This is as close we can get to them and the easiest way to get to them. Then Dax said “Lets go then.”
It was closing time @ Housing Transitions Program. I just walked out the door with my friend Lori and Talking about the puzzle we were working on. Suddenly a blast happened and I went flying. I Hit the building and I looked up and saw a steel beam land on my leg. I screamed And my twin sister came running. then it just went black. Meanwhile the starship Enterprise was in orbit watching the action. The away team just beamed up and Captain Picard just gave helm their next detestation then Data says “Captain I am detecting an anomaly on the planets surface. And I detect two human life forms coming out of the anomaly!” Riker tells the captain “looks like our business isn't done here yet. Captain Picard told Riker to have a away team sent to the surface. Riker tells Worf to come with him and he hit his com badge and said Riker to Crusher “meet me in trans porter room 3.”
Riker said “phasers at heavy stun. We don’t know what going on down there. There are 2 humans that just came out of some anomaly. The away team stepped on the transporter pad and told ‘O’Brian to energize.”
Meanwhile on the surface Dandy was doing first aid on her sister Milissa. Dandy mumbleing to her self said "I need to get some fresh water soon or we will die."
The away team materialized on the surface. They looked around. Crusher open her tricorter and said “Life signs 20 feet away. The headed in a northern direction until they found the life signs.There was some one with the injured person.
Dandy saw the insignia on Rikers shirt and said “You must be from the federation of planets.”
Riker gave a surprised look at Dandy. Riker asked how do you know that?”
Dandy said “Milissa and I lived on Earth in the early 21 century and I rekandned you from the TV show StarTrek: The Next Generation. So you must be Will Riker, you Data, Gordi LaForge and Chief Medical Officer and the big ugly walking carpet, Worf!”
Gordi said, “Hell, she knows all of us.”
Riker asked “What hell happened here?”
Dandy told Riker “we don't know we just got here and and a blast sent my sister Milissa flying and this beam fell on her leg I don’t have the strength to move it and by the way my name is Dandy Maria Montgomery-McCloud. I was in my office working on a criminal case, Im a lawyer you know. I happened to look up and there was a big bast and I ended up here with my sister Milissa”
“Nice to meet you Dandy” Riker said. Riker told Data to move the beam on Milissa’s leg. Data grabbed the beam while Worf and Riker pulled Milissa from underneath it.
Crusher examined Milissa’s leg and said “We need to get her to the ship she has lost a lot of blood.”
Crusher did you find any thing else wrong with her?", Dandy asked. Yes I did, but I don't want to talk about it here.", Crusher told dandy.
Dandy said “I need to go with her as you can see we are identical twins we are very close I need to give you permission to take her. She will not go up if I can’t go with her and she need my support.
Then Crusher said Dandy needs to go up with here I need to talk about Milissa to her in private.
Riker looked at Dandy and said “ok you can go with her.” Dandy smiled at Riker. Riker hit the com badge and said ”Riker to Picard You have a guest and her sister are going to be in sickbay. Riker out.”
Crusher hit her com badge and said “Crusher to sickbay, 3 to beam directly to sickbay.
As they beamed out. Worf said “How in the hell did she recognized us?”
Riker responded, “I don’t know Worf? I just don’t know?!" Riker stated messing with Worf about Dandy's comment about Worf being a walking carpet. Worf just mumbled to him self.
Meanwhile in the enterprise sick bay captain Picard just arrived and said my name is captain Picard I am the captain of this ship.
Dandy said my name is Dandy Maria Montgomery-McCloud I lived in the twentyth centrey on earth in the country called England so did Milissa but lived in the united states but we have no clue how and why we got here on that planet?
To Be Continued...
It was closing time @ Housing Transitions Program. I just walked out the door with my friend Lori and Talking about the puzzle we were working on.
Suddenly a blast happened and I went flying. I Hit the building and I looked up and saw a steel beam land on my leg. I screamed And my twin sister came running. then it just went black. Meanwhile the Starship Enterprise was in orbit watching the action below there was a rumor that a very powerful weapon was being developed. The Enterprise was sent there to investigate the rumor.
Dandy got bored and put on one of Milissa's favorite songs called the Ballard Of the Wind Fish from Legend of Zelda a game form one of the original gaming systems called the NES from the twentieth century for Milissa to listen to, and went to her quarters, but she got lost and ended up in engineering.
Gordi looked up and saw Dandy standing there watching the engineering staff work. Gordi walked up to Dandy and said "Isn't she a beauty?"
Dandy replied "Yes, she is. A lot bigger than I ever thought it would be. I got bored in Sickbay so I decided to go to my quarters and rest. I got lost finding my quarters and ended up here. What are working on?" Dandy replied.
Gordi replied "Nothing you can understand."
Dandy looked at Gordi and said, "Gordi I understand more than meets the eye. I'm a goddess so is my sister. We are like faggot Q, but not as stupid as he is!. We just fucked up and lost our powers. Now does that compute numb nuts?"
Gordi asked her "why did you call me numb nuts? and that computes you bitch!"
"Don't act stupid Gordi you just insulted my intelligence!" Dandy said.
Meanwhile Milissa Was in Sickbay Milissa woke up screaming and crying. Captain Picard was sitting by me and motioned Doctor Crusher to my side.
Doctor Crusher walked to my side and scanned me and said she can go to her quarters if she wants to and told me that I was mutating some how and she knew I was transgender. She also told me that I was changing sex too, and into a humanoid cat.
Captain Picard said welcome to the enterprise and "My name is..."
I interrupted "Captain John Luc Picard."
Picard said "Your sister Dandy is also aboard."
Crusher Asked how did you know our names on the planet below us? Your sister identified the away team by name."
I said "In the late 20th century there was a TV show called Star Trek the Next Generation, (my fravoite show), based on the characters on this ship. That's how she was able to identify the members of the away team, And where in the hell is she?"
Captain said "Computer, where is Dandy McCloud?
The computer said, "In main engineering."
Captain Picard tapped his communicator and said, "Gordi tell Dandy that Milissa is awake."
Gordi responded, "Ok. Gordi out."
I asked captain Picard, "I wonder what she is doing in main engineering?" "I don't know Milissa", Picard replied.
Dandy was working on some calculations as Gordi walked up and told her that I was awake.
Dandy said, "Cool." She told Gordi to tell the captain that she will be there at sick bay once she finished the calculations.
In sick bay Milissa was telling Captain Picard how they lost their powers. "Basically, I lied and stole and Dandy helped me. but because I did it for someone else, to make them happy, and not for our own gain, we got the lightest punishment he can give us."
Captain Picard asked, "What was the punishment you got?"
Milissa said, "Number one, we were exiled from our home demension. Second, we were limited to the demension we chose, and third, our powers were limited but we didn't know how limited they were. He left that for us to figure out because we like puzzles." Then captain Picard replied, "Thats basicly what she said."
Then Dandy walked in with Gordi. Dandy ran and gave me a big hug. Then Dandy said, "I knew you will wake up."
It was closing time @ Housing Transitions Program. I just walked out the door with my friend Lori and Talking about the puzzle we were working on. Suddenly a blast happened and I went flying. I Hit the building and I looked up and saw a steel beam land on my leg. I screamed And my twin sister came running. then it just went black. Meanwhile the starship Enterprise was in orbit watching the action. The away team just beamed up and Captain Picard just gave helm their next detestation then Data says “Captain I am detecting an anomaly on the planets surface. And I detect two human life forms coming out of the anomaly!” Riker tells the captain “looks like our business isn't done here yet. Captain Picard told Riker to have a away team sent to the surface. Riker tells Worf to come with him and he hit his com badge and said Riker to Crusher “meet me in trans porter room 3.”
Milissa's and Dandy's Life for the last 3800 years - Part 3 "Mutations"
Dandy took a look at me and said "Milissa, your ears are like cat ears and you look like a humanoid cat. Fur and all!"
I responded "I noticed that when I woke up, but remember that was our natural look at home, Sis."
Dandy responded, "Don't get that attitude with me you cunt. I know that!"
Captain Picard saw it was going to escalate in to a big fight because Dandy pulled a knife out and was swinging it around at Milissa.
Milissa grabbed a hypospray. Captain Picard yelled, "ENOUGH"
Dandy and I looked at the captain.
The captain said "Quit acting like children and act like dignitaries from your home world."
I looked at Dandy was amazed how fast she was changing. I said "Dandy, do you realize how fast you are changing compared to me?"
Dandy did not realize that she was changing!
Crusher scanned us and said, "Milissa, you are not changing as fast as your sister because you were injured and healing your injuries accelerated the process. I don't know why you, Dandy, are changing like Milissa did. Also, you are done changing. My last scan told me that."
Then the ship shook and alarms were going off and Worf rang on the communicator. He said, "Five intruders on board, Captain."
Dandy looked at me and said, "Time to get back to work and kick some intruder's ass."
I looked at Dandy and said "I agree. Captain, we need to help. Dandy and I work as a team together and we can probably take them ourselves but we need support from you guys. OK?! We need to test our abilities, so is it ok if we do this, captain?"
Captain Picard said "It's OK with me. Crusher, what do you think. Are they well enough to do this?"
Crusher responded "yes they are."
"OK. but stay in contact with us, OK?" said the captain.
"We will" said Dandy as she grabbed a phaser.
It was closing time @ Housing Transitions Program. I just walked out the door with my friend Lori and Talking about the puzzle we were working on. Suddenly a blast happened and I went flying. I Hit the building and I looked up and saw a steel beam land on my leg. I screamed And my twin sister came running. then it just went black. Meanwhile the starship Enterprise was in orbit watching the action. The away team just beamed up and Captain Picard just gave helm their next detestation then Data says “Captain I am detecting an anomaly on the planets surface. And I detect two human life forms coming out of the anomaly!” Riker tells the captain “looks like our business isn't done here yet. Captain Picard told Riker to have a away team sent to the surface. Riker tells Worf to come with him and he hit his com badge and said Riker to Crusher “meet me in trans porter room 3.”
Milissa's and Dandy's Life for the last 3800 years - Part 4 " TIME TO KICK SOME FUCKING ASS!!!!!!!"
Dandy looked at me and said "Milissa are you going to grab a phaser ?" Milissa Said "You know I rather fight hand to hand, but I will take the phaser with me just in case OK pussy?" She responded by saying " At least I have one." I looked at her and she know how that hurt . I asked where are the intruders are located. The captain said "Deck 36 near main engineering." I told O'brein to beam us in engineering. As Dandy and I materialized in main engineering I saw the intruders just entering engineering Dandy started to fire at one but had to duck under a console. I fired and hit one. One of the intruders was behind me and put me in a choke hold but I lifted my legs and fliped his sorry ass. He got up and swung at me and missed. I did an uppercut and broke his jaw, nose and eye socket in one punch. Which Knocked him out. Dandy poked her head up and got hit by an explosion that burnt her face. She became very pissed and ran and grabbed the nearest intruder. She started to beat the living shit out of him. I shot one with my phaser disseminated him because I set the phaser to level ten. I ran after the other mother fucker that escaped. Dandy saw me chasing the last intruder and she went after us . The intruder did not realize how fast I caught up to her and I tackled her. the intruder's weapon went flying and hit the wall. She saw where it hit the wall. Then she got up to get it, but I grabbed her legs and tripped her and as she fell Dandy punted the intruder into the wall. As the intruder got up I did an inverted RKO on her ass. My sister was surprised that I was able to execute such a move on the intruder. Worf and his team just arrived. Worf was very surprised that we disarmed 5 intruders by ourselves. Dandy told him she beat the hell out of one after the console exploded in her face but told Worf that I did most of the work. When Worf saw me do the inverted RKO on the one I chased 5 decks. Worf said "Where did you learn that move?" I said "On a TV show called RAW. A wrestler Named Randy Orten did that move all the time. It was his finishing move before he pined his opponent but I had to modify it." Worf looked at me in shock that I learned the move by watching a video. Worf and his security team escorted the prisoners to the brig, Dandy and I had to go to sickbay because the burns Dandy had on her face and neck were 2nd to 3rd degree burns.
Doctor Crusher was surprised that Dandy and I were starting to heal real fast from our injurys from our fight with the intruders.